{u'username': u'Chaos Syren', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 41, u'product_id': u'725280', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'text': u'This would not be acceptable as an entertainment even back in the day when these graphics were all there was to be had. No effort has been made to bring the player into any story or even entertain.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'\u20ae\u029c\u1d07 W\u1d00\u0280\u1d1b\u1d0f\u0274', u'hours': 51.1, u'products': 769, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'text': u'looks like a facebook game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'hello?<', u'text': u'Better than Minecraft', u'hours': 14.6, u'date': u'2017-10-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 1, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 2, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Cyderine916', u'hours': 5.0, u'products': 64, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'I love and idolized Batman and this game is Masterpiece for me.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'DarklyThinking', u'text': u"Still worth playing in 2018.\nProbably my favorite batman game overall.\nIt lacks the open world aspect of its sequels but makes up for it with a condensed and tense story.\nGetting 100% of the trophies also didn't feel like a chore(which must be a first for me).", u'hours': 16.6, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198007483075', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 577, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Teef \U0001f40f', u'text': u'hey thanks for stealing my spritework', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'725280', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 923, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'nd', u'text': u'endless rooms of some underground complex, blood, monsters, hallucinations - simple 3d fps horror game.\ncheap as hell :)', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'725280', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 2759, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Sneaky_Panda', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 243, u'product_id': u'725280', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'text': u"If you take a discount - it's not a bad horror. For their money.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'jimllfixitok', u'text': u"no sound. icons don't work. re-installed but no joy. played for a while but not the same without these items. checked forums but very little help available. been on their site but game not there ??? asked for refund", u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2017-10-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197970402776', u'product_id': u'707610', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 729, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Otomji', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 399, u'product_id': u'707610', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-09-17', u'text': u'This bought back fond memories of playing Mahjong Games, had all the features mahjong games used to have, ran like a dream , has a good hint system, just like how it used to be,  , really nice game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Ariman1', u'hours': 13.2, u'products': 1386, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-08-02', u'text': u'Addictive RPG ! Works fine on linux though it has a few minor bugs. I recommed it to turn-based rpg fans.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Rejutka Lupex', u'text': u'A nice game, but better not to get started.\nThe problem with this game isn\'t that it\'s bad, the problem is that it isn\'t explained. Maybe there was some tutorial at the beginning, but if so, I\'ve long since forgotten most of what they said.\nThere is no in-game help to explain how the details work - for example the damage mechanic. Obviously it depends on how many skulls you combine, but what else? Enemy armor probably, and some sort of multiplier? Sometimes it seems that the enemy is healing me and then attacking at the same time.\nI\'d like to say "give it a try" if you see it cheap, but I don\'t think it\'s worth it. It does have addictive qualities, and one wants to continue - but every time I start the game, I get frustrated within minutes.\nAlso, and this is a minor nitpick, it seems they only have ONE track for combat music. It\'s nice music, very eerie and fitting. But hearing it constantly is getting old fast.\nIf you want a nice match-3 game, try Gems of War instead. No story to speak of, but it\'s free.', u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2017-06-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198060686749', u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 431, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Phr0stY_D3mon', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 1195, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-05-30', u'text': u"Gunspell is an alternate take on the classic match-3 game that we see. It combines matching elements, along with different abilities and items that you need to defeat your opponent, even though the main focus is on matching tiles.\nPros:\n-Easy and enjoyable. Great if you want to take a break and just sit back and relax.\n-Has story elements to it, even though not the best story, it is somewhat enjoyable.\n-Unique matching and item/ability elements add to the experience of the game.\n-Has trading cards available\nCons:\n-Some issues regarding the porting of the game itself, as I've noticed some bugs and that present still\n-For R159 (~$12), the game feels overpriced\nThis is one of the better match-3 type games out there, but not worth full price. Get it on a sale if you enjoy these types of games.\n6/10", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'MR_SERENITY', u'text': u'aweosme game great story and some epic moments.\nand Kevin and Mark delivers the awesome voices as allways.', u'hours': 14.8, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198023491401', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 147, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Coby', u'hours': 8.9, u'products': 227, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'Finished the game around 6 hours. Thats only the story and some collectables on the way. If it goes on sale for a couple of dollars why not pick it up. Nice start to the batman franchise.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Duha Nubie', u'hours': 11.3, u'products': 73, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'first debut feel sweet', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'The Undead StalkeR', u'text': u'9/10\nEven after all these years. this game really feels like best introduction of BATMAN. all those supervillian encounters and finding riddles really give a great feel. just love it. <3', u'hours': 17.0, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198115331805', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 87, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Jordan!', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 854, u'product_id': u'671270', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-10-09', u'text': u'Get a hat onto Uncle Moneybags.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Raptorz', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 2786, u'product_id': u'671270', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-07-31', u'text': u"Pretty cool game, Gin can't get the achievement.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'wasp99rock', u'text': u'THE WORST GAME I HAVE EVER PLAYED!!! JUST DONT GIVE MONEY FOR THIS!!!', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-11-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198159791799', u'product_id': u'725280', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 48, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'freakfantom', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 1706, u'product_id': u'725280', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-12', u'text': u'\u041f\u0440\u0438\u043a\u043e\u043b\u044c\u043d\u0430\u044f \u0441\u0442\u0440\u0435\u043b\u044f\u043b\u043a\u0430. \u0412\u0437\u044f\u043b \u0434\u0435\u0448\u0435\u0432\u043e \u043d\u0430 \u0440\u0430\u0441\u043f\u0440\u043e\u0434\u0430\u0436\u0435.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Weaky1100', u'text': u'BADASS', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198048988003', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 93, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'\u2620\U0001f409\u262fHeaDSh\u2368t\u262f\U0001f409\u2620', u'text': u'24 players world wide if it gets more player then i whould like to buy it again', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 341, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'DjCrimsonFox', u'hours': 3.7, u'products': 189, u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-10-05', u'text': u"A simple game, a mixture of point and click and professor layton light. Worth the 5 bucks for a few hours of fun if you really like puzzles. Otherwise wait for it to go on sale with how short the game experience can be if you're good with puzzles if you can get past the occasional vague directions.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'tredain', u'hours': 8.4, u'products': 182, u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-07-26', u'text': u"Cute game with a decent length and some real brain benders. Cute art style and some nice silly humor. Hints could be a little more useful, couple puzzles had me pretty stumped without looking up the solutions but I've never been -amazing- at puzzle games either. If you like the style or liek brain teasers, definitely give it a whirl.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Kaelandros', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 175, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-04-26', u'text': u'me likey likey', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'9kfreemen', u'hours': 6.5, u'products': 1147, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-04-20', u'text': u'Well, I\'m about 4 hours into the game, but I thought I\'d give my thoughts regarding some of the negative comments on this neat little game.\n1) "It\'s too easy." - For like the first three hours of play, yes, the game is ridiculously easy. You can sometimes beat a monster in 2-3 moves, and matches are over almost as soon as they begin. Chances are you won\'t even need to use any spells or items. Then suddenly, things get challenging. I wasn\'t able to defeat some dumb old ant in a cave, and then I realized I really started having to strategize more overall. The fun really begins then.\n2) "It\'s a freemium game ported into a regular one." - Yep, guilty as charged. Lots of unnecessary elements present to "keep you playing", and equipment falls apart very quickly, but...it hasn\'t been a game-breaker for me.\n3) "It\'s too expensive!" - Yes, wait for it to go on sale; I think there are other, better match-3 adventures to partake in if you\'re paying more than $10.\nAll that said, it scratches that Puzzle Quest itch when I need it (though I\'d recommend Hell Girls, Puzzle Kingdoms and a few others first). The art is pretty good, SFX and music are fine, story is "whatever" but who cares? I got this in a Bundle awhile back (at least I think I did), and I have no regrets. I\'ll be playing it through to the end.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Saint Aaron', u'text': u'They do a fantastic job of matching proper gearing outside of the puzzle with strategic planning in it. The only downfall is this is a straight port from the IOS. Nothing is new or added so you cant use the keyboard its STRICTLY MOUSE. The game can and will get repetitive causing it to just get boring after awhile.\nPros\nLots of weapons\nTons of ways to damage the enemy\nCons\nMouse only\nrepetitive to the point where it can get boring', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2017-03-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198011965365', u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 7, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 1689, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Frogg E !!', u'text': u"I'm really glad you can play as a witch. There's not many games where you can play as a witch.\nThe music adds layers as you go down floors. That's a 10.\nIt sucks that this game has nearly no recognition, because it's well-made and well-designed, and the developer clearly put thousands of hours into making this work. That's Steam\u2122 for ya.", u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197970122259', u'product_id': u'620900', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 156, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Lxsd-', u'text': u'Witchinour is an awesome rogue-like. Faced paced, unforgiving and really fun to play.\n8/10', u'hours': 6.4, u'date': u'2017-11-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197976623753', u'product_id': u'620900', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 88, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'The_Cpt_FROGGY', u'text': u'Somewhere on Zibylon:\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\nZibylon command centre . . . do you read me? I repeat, Zibylon command centre do you read me? Oh boy, we have lost contact with Zibylon - one of the most resourceful planets we\u2019ve colonized in space. We need to do something somewhere in Zibylon, and the only option I can think of is to send one of our drones to Zibylon to check it out!\nSomewhere on Zibylon is a third person (drone actually) / exploration / puzzle game where you take control of a smallish drone with the goal of recapturing all the stations and mines on the planet.\nThe game has several phases of play. The first one is the planet control, and this is where you\u2019ll start the game. In a nutshell, you\u2019ll see a rather dark planet and you\u2019ll be able to fly your drone, which is equipped with a light underneath. As you fly around the sphere, orange balls will appear. These balls will represent good places to mine which you can easily do with your drones. After collecting resources, you can go back to the main base (where you started) and craft new equipment (such as weapons), upgrade your hull and a few other options. You can also dismantle objects to extract important components which you cannot dig out of the ground at this point. I must admit I was stuck there for a while. My small tip for you is to gather a lots of debris to dismantle. You\u2019ll need to recapture mines and stations that will lead you to the next phase of the game; the puzzles. Another quick point . . . the enemies will have lasers, canons and also rockets placed around Zibylon, so make sure to equip your drone with weapons and hull upgrades in order to defeat them.\nIn the puzzle phase, you\u2019ll control another drone which you see on the third person view. Your goal is to figure out the puzzles and find the exit doors to clear the stage. There are around a dozen levels to clear; at the time of writing this review, I am about half way through the game. The puzzles are pretty much environmental puzzles. Your drone enters a room and you have to figure out what does what, and where to put or push objects or mechanisms to get to the exit door. You\u2019ll also have to be careful of enemy drones, and let me tell you, if they get you in their radar, you\u2019ll be gone in a flash! Then you\u2019ll have to restart the level, or on some occasions at a saved point, depending on the size of the stage you are in. Make sure to look everywhere as you might say to yourself on more than one occasion, \u201cWhat am I supposed to do?\u201d  Every detail needs to be looked at, which can be frustrating at times. Your drone can pick up square boxes, too, and you can use them to lure enemy drones to different locations, but if there are any, you\u2019ll have to use stealth to go around them. Oh I nearly forgot, make sure to turn off the light!\nGraphically the game could have been a bit more polished, but it looks ok. In terms of the controls, they works well. I really enjoy the combination of phases of play; it\u2019s refreshing, especially if you get stuck somewhere in a puzzle for a while. I must say that some of the English translations could have been better.\nPositives:\n~~~~~~~~\n-\tChallenging puzzles\n-\tMining resources, craft items and upgrades to your drone\n-\tAchievements and trading cards\nNegatives:\n~~~~~~~~\n-\tNeeds to be a bit more polished\n-\tSome of the translation to English could be better\nI really enjoyed Somewhere on Zibylon, with its challenging puzzles, exploration, mining resources and craft items.\n7/10\n\nKey provided by developer/publisher for review purposes. Any opinions expressed are entirely my own!', u'hours': 7.8, u'date': u'2017-12-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198003030375', u'product_id': u'631920', u'page_order': 0, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 2217, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Zazu/Ibl', u'text': u'Overall I find Shadows of Adam to be a great little RPG, which is very newbie friendly as well, but it could use a bit of polish.\nThe writing and humor could use some work, and I wish it turned more serious a bit earlier than it did, but it works just fine.\nIt has no random encounters. Instead it uses fixed static encounters (that respawn if you leave an area) that block the way forward and some of the treasure chests. It\'s a little bit on the easy side in my opinion, with the exception of one boss fight that apparently glitched on my side causing it to be a lot harder than it was supposed to be. One of the best combat features is that it actually requires the use of skills/spells instead of being simply "mash attack until I win".\nPlotwise it isn\'t a masterpiece, going with a "My dad shows up as a ghostly figure looking for help and we have to save him!" with some "There was a war 100 years ago and now we need to fix the thing that happened due to it." thrown in for good measure. As the game overall feels more aimed towards newer players (at least in my opinion) it\'s definitely not a bad plot as far as that goes. The pacing works really well too, it never bogs down too much with unnecessary dialogue or forced "side" activities.\nI did however run into a few bugs and glitches.I\'ll list the below, but do know that I have sent bug reports and videos to the developers who are looking into what caused them and they generally seem to have a good idea on how to fix most of them.\n- One boss glitched so that it did up to 8 attacks per turn instead of the 2 attacks per turn it\'s supposed to do, making it quite difficulty to beat.\n- One of my characters (Kellan) died at the end of a battle and ended up with negative HP which apparently made him immune to resurrection spells and items forcing me to reload the game.\n- Spoilers for the end of the game where I had one final glitch:\nAs I mentioned at the very start of the review it\'s a pretty great game, but could use some polish. But it\'s definitely not a bad way to spend 8-12 hours, especially not if you\'re just starting your RPG journey.', u'hours': 9.5, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197999294964', u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 418, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Mono', u'text': u'A Charming game with colourful pixel graphics and a nice bit-tune soundtrack, simple but effective.', u'hours': 14.1, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198302364177', u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 54, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Queasy Moan', u'hours': 16.4, u'products': 396, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'im really \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 at it', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'ghoster gaming', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 63, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'its great for making animated source games and other games but it is hard to understand so i give it a no in the fact that its way too hard to understand but in genaral its a yes', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Myantro', u'text': u"The intention was to smash through this game and get a quick & easy 100%. Fortunate for me though there were no achievement guides or walkthroughs for it as the demo is it's own game & not a section of the base game. Because of this I had to solve all the puzzles myself. Not being able to check the internet every time I got stuck & I've got to say I had a lot of fun with this one!\nSome of the fetch said item from across the map & bring to said location challenges/achievements were a little tedious. But apart from that controls worked well. At no point in the game did I find myself getting frustrated because my character wasn't responding correctly. The puzzles are challenging without being overly hard. And the game doesn't demand you get all Gold in Time Trials if you don't want too. Bronze is only required for a 100% & the Gold times are only there if Time Trials are your thing & YOU want to do them.\nNice open levels, a money & upgrade system, new gadgets every level, interesting puzzles & enemies to keep you on your toes. Give the demo a try not just because it is free but because it's fun as well!", u'hours': 8.8, u'date': u'2017-09-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198067002281', u'product_id': u'431320', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 848, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Kodyd194', u'text': u'Recourse Demo, overall it seemed pretty beefy for a demo. I think the game is neat, if you are into indie puzzle games, check it out.', u'hours': 5.0, u'date': u'2017-07-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'431320', u'page_order': 1, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 181, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Homunkolus', u'hours': 4.0, u'products': 147, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u"It's a Touhou game. And quite a good one.\nSpell cards are devious but you have a lot of choices in your playstyle and many methods to practice the hardest parts of the game. The first the stages are pretty easy compared to previous games. Last 3 stages are pretty tough though.\nSoundtrack is good but not my favourite so far.\nIf this is your first Touhou this is a godo choice. If this isnt your first one I bet you will buy it anyways the moment you get the money for it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'\u300eHatate Himekaidou\u300f', u'text': u'Support your local shrine maiden today!', u'hours': 16.1, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 603, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'xiodeni', u'hours': 18.4, u'products': 18, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'I definitely recommend this game. I absolutely love it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'the_maker988', u'text': u'This game was way to linear for me, and compared to the others it is no where as good. For 5 dollars on the winter sale it is worth the moeny as is all of the other batman games', u'hours': 8.2, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198353396844', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 18, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Carned', u'hours': 9.3, u'products': 1056, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'text': u'An excellently grounded Batman game designed around making the player feel like Batman and Batman alone, fantastic in all aspects.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Musk', u'hours': 9.5, u'products': 1172, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'text': u'"The choke\'s on you!"\n- Joker', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Mercury', u'text': u'First day; hated it impossible bye bye uninstall "never again" steam category in my library sugga.\nBoom week later i did it hehehjehhehehgipeslhfgvseikhnvglisubfhngol8;iahse vgoihusdvnovglbausedhjmfpavoliwsejr\'dfjawc;opis;f0pga8zbuoyng;ehoa8rivf\n10/10 i like achievement yummy', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-07-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'671270', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 239, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'bendandy', u'text': u"You must buy this game. It's one of the best games out there. The gameplay is outstanding. i can't tell you how many times i wanted to play this game again and again.\nr8 8 out of 8 no h8 m8 would not hesit8 would definately stophat again.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-07-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198197441842', u'product_id': u'671270', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 48, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'S0YxSauCe', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 902, u'product_id': u'671270', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-07-10', u'text': u"Easy game. All you have to do is put the hat to the gentleman's head . Simple.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Wungle', u'text': u'almost like a puzzle.', u'hours': 7.6, u'date': u'2017-11-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198073092169', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 617, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'alexseferiades', u'text': u'Ridiculous RNG unit performance. Nothing worse than having your spearhead panzer division get bogged down against some low-strength infantry division. When you play as Germans the Allied units are nuts. When you play Allied, the German units suddenly perform as they should. Confusing and inconsistent. This is not the way that the game should be made more difficult. Would love more options for customization. Would also love force ratios to matter. Sometimes I will attack a regular unit with a full-strength 3 stack with combined arms incl elite units and I will get a bloody nose from a single defending unit with low combat capacity. BS is all I can say about that.', u'hours': 38.1, u'date': u'2017-10-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 9, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'zovr', u'text': u'i dont know where to go', u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198241244626', u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 23, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Avpuli', u'text': u'If I enjoyed this kind of gaming I woul get a consol. Shallow consol game.', u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198032237009', u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 74, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Szudof', u'text': u'<23:32:55> "Pit": Hello, my name is dominik dis is my review\n<23:33:18> "Pit": I bought sudoku detektis in aukshon D\n<23:33:37> "Pit": I do nut understsnd dis game because it has numbers\n<23:33:46> "Pit": And i am bad at numbers\n<23:34:00> "Pit": Also it has balls and I was\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665when I was 10\n<23:34:28> "Pit": ALSO: PROS!!!! fun game for family buy now VHS\n<23:34:31> "Jerzyk0002": gut boss\n<23:34:39> "Pit": LEave nice feedback, 5star and subscribed\n<23:34:44> "Pit": gut boss', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-08-31', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'288690', u'page_order': 0, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 155, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Zyphrus', u'hours': 12.3, u'products': 6593, u'product_id': u'288690', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2015-10-16', u'text': u'Nice little sudoku game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Mighty Typhoon', u'text': u'A great classic. I highly recommend this game to anyone who loves comics or superheroes.', u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198017201038', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 141, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Zanakar', u'text': u'An old classic game that is a pure homage to even older comic books. Captures the "ZAP !" "POW !" "CRACK !"- style of those comic books perfectly regarding graphics style, characters and music. Too bad actual gameplay is such a confusing "real-time that can be paused any time"- mess, all the micro-management needed just doesn\'t suit the comic book style overall. Still very much worth it for those who remember "Silver Age" comic books... And those who want to know what makers of Bioshock games did before they became famous.', u'hours': 9.3, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197970573945', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 527, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Thermoskanne', u'text': u'Boring gameplay, annoying controls. Basically a mobile game that somehow made it to PC for whatever reasons.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198412457638', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 257, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'FromHell Fake 47', u'text': u'Nice.', u'hours': 4.5, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198420341739', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 13, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'DrunkLore', u'text': u';/\nOverwatch?', u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 120, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Uncle-Noob', u'hours': 24.7, u'products': 37, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'I really like this game, but no one plays it. :(\nSo while I give this game a positive review, it might not be worth your money simply because no one plays it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'burbarift', u'text': u'The characters are ugly. I do not like ugly things so this gets a thumb down.', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198046928319', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 168, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'blue HoneyBadger', u'text': u'i expected a game that values "brain"; not a game that values speed of reaction. i was wrong', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-06-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198012070359', u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 248, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Vonder', u'text': u'I like the art style and the idea but what a boring miserable excuse of a puzzle game. I had to force myself to finish this.', u'hours': 2.7, u'date': u'2017-04-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198113497324', u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 264, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'ImBatnam', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 614, u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-01-24', u'text': u"It has some good concepts in it. The puzzles can be quite fun and some of the dialogue is witty, however, you have to find the puzzles yourself by clicking on random objects. Each object will then trigger some dialogue. Basically, I just find the mechanic of constantly reading or skipping dialogue unenjoyable. I do however, see the appeal of the game, but it just isnt for me. I wish Steam had a better rating system. I'd probably give it a 6/10 as it could be quite enjoyable for many people. I just can't recommend a game where I'm constantly going through dialogue after the tutorial.\nTLDR: Good for people with patience to skip through dialogue. Not so fun if you  just want to play the game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Clintonio', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 268, u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-09-16', u'text': u'The writing for this game is poor, the main character is depressing to experience, and the puzzles are really generic. I would very much not recommend this game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'squirtyhamflaps', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 70, u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-08', u'text': u'This game is horrible.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Secchan', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 109, u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-10-25', u'text': u"This game is a PC port of an old Playstation game. The game would've been good and I would've recommended it and given it a good review if it wasn't for the fact that it's full of bugs.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'GozerGozerian', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 75, u'product_id': u'448800', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-19', u'text': u'FEED YOUR HEAD.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Alex342213334', u'text': u"This game is interesting in it's lack of use of dialogue and it's unique puzzle solving aspects. worth a try if you like unique puzzles.", u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2017-11-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198048007578', u'product_id': u'448800', u'page_order': 1, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 166, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'dazed&confused', u'text': u'Another mobile game ported to pc. Not so polished and also on the expensive side.\nGet it on sale if you really like match-3 games, otherwise pass.', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-03-27', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 8, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 191, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'!Yoodiv', u'hours': 3.2, u'products': 2234, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-03-25', u'text': u"Could have been a fun game very similar to Puzzle Quest, but it's got too many nags and IAP farming \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665t.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'merzbro_', u'text': u"Witchinour is a difficult twin-stick-spellcaster roguelike, cutely-ugly with chunky pixels and a bit-filled soundtrack. Others have already mentioned Nuclear Throne and Risk of Rain, of which elements of both are present \u2013 Witchinour essentially affixes a ROR-styled Time/Difficulty system to the NT overhead shooter thing. It\u2019s a move providing initiative to keep the pace up, play quickly and dangerously \u2013 especially once bosses get involved and no cover exists, and your evasive maneuvering will be seriously put to the test. Death comes quickly in this game, often from a single mistake.\nCombat-wise, it does take a bit of getting used to the spells & specials available, especially with a relative lack of information available. Different spells and specials unlock with play so you do get a chance to gradually try everything out, but you probably won\u2019t be winning any runs until you've picked a single character & spell set and stuck with it for hours. At this point I\u2019m finding it difficult to want to branch out beyond the Sniper character with Protection & Overcharge spells, but that\u2019s also because I think it\u2019s the fastest build.\nLevels are randomly generated and, for the most part, this works. On occasion, you\u2019ll be dropped in the middle of a mostly-open level surrounded by enemies & projectiles from all directions, and, well, in most cases, dead. Spells and specials tend to be instantaneous, lasting for a second or two at most, and the upgrades can seem a bit muted. There is a thrill to surviving this kind of thing, but it can also be deflating to finally reach a high level and be wiped out in an instant. To this effect, I wouldn\u2019t mind seeing more of an effect from the level-up upgrades, which might potentially help balance out some of the difficulty/character imbalances.\nMy main criticism is that the bosses can seem unbalanced and occasionally unfair, certainly at least until one has fought them enough times. In addition, some of the earlier levels seem to appear more frequently than others, which can make learning boss and enemy patterns somewhat challenging \u2013 and that\u2019s assuming once you finally get to the boss, it doesn\u2019t decide to repeat the wrong attack multiple times in a row, depleting your MP and/or HP stocks in a second. As of this review I have beaten the game a few times and, while very satisfying, it does occasionally feel like luck factors in on some boss fights. Stages 4 & 5 (Lab and Battlemage) are especially punishing in this regard; without any cover, the machine-gun spam of wall-reflecting bullets fills the screen nearly instantly, and even with the extra invincibility frames powerup it\u2019ll chew through a full HP bar in a second. As for the earlier stages, the Dragoon and Orc levels seem noticeably more difficult than the Archery and Ruins stages \u2013 I am unsure if the level selection is random or tied to your Alert level, but the difference in difficulty between these levels seems rather marked.\nI would like to give an appreciative nod to the soundtrack, as I\u2019m especially fond of how it subtly integrates itself while dialing in the intensity with the progression of levels. Each level starts off with a relatively minimal theme before a new layer of music is added with the progression of each floor \u2013 it\u2019s a nice touch, deceptively cute on the earlier levels but with some filthily intense distorted bits as the game gets harder.\nI like Witchinour quite a bit, but I\u2019m a glutton for this kind of punishment. The difficulty will undoubtedly ward off some, though much like Nuclear Throne, as you get faster and more confident in dealing with enemies, the waves of \u201cthis is impossible\u201d gradually subside. In any case, definitely one for the \u201cI want my games difficult\u201d set \u2013 there may be \u201cfuller\u201d games of this type, but the minimalism here cuts away any loose fat and leaves what matters: fun, fast-paced action that\u2019s certainly worth the five dollars if you don\u2019t mind getting slapped around a bit.", u'hours': 21.5, u'date': u'2017-09-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198200398146', u'product_id': u'620900', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 314, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'LucaFox', u'text': u'Very, very good game. I love dungeon crawlers, roguelikes and light bullet hells (like Enter The Gungeon, or even a bit TBOI, even if I wouldn\'t call that "bullet hell"), and believe me: I\'m super picky with games. Like SUPERpicky. I browsed Steam games for DAYS (not kidding) in search of some great roguelikes/lites dungeon crawlers, and Witchinour is absolutely one of the bestest I could find!\nBelieve me, I have 126 games in library, I know how a good game looks like!\nLet\'s make the ol\' good pros/cons list.\nPros:\n- Surprisingly pleasing graphic. I like simple, retro pixelart, but that one is just capable of creating a great atmosphere. Again, I was in art since 2009, I know how good art choices look like, even when minimalist like in this case.\n- Challenging without being exaggerate or frustrating (haven\'t finished the game yet)\n- Well structured, pretty content (items, outfits...)\n- Well structured, higly recognizable enemies (that\'s something incredibly important in this kind of game)\n- Pretty, immersive maps\n- Immersive soundtracks (during the levels the same soundtrack "evolves", I liked it a lot)\n- Very simple but not bland or ripetitive. This is the kind of game you play 100+ hours\n- One guy said he didn\'t like the monitor-lines effect. Dev made them optional. That\'s a good guy.\nCons:\n- Dam! I love these little cute maps, but I can\'t read their names! The order in which you find the levels is partially randomized, making you find one type of level or another for the second level, for example. I love it but everytime I try to read the level name, it disappears. "Oh look, it\'s the Dragon ..." it disappear. I\'d love the level names to stay for a couple of seconds to read \'em, because I\'m really interested in these little details, they make the game even more immersive!\nConclusions: don\'t wait for the game to be in sale, for two reasons:\n1 The game is worth 5\u20ac, word of honor.\n2 The dev needs and DESERVE your support, if you like this kind of games. We should stop letting talent to die.\nBuy Witchinour and have fun. 10/10 recommended.', u'hours': 4.0, u'date': u'2017-09-11', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198146674484', u'product_id': u'620900', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 136, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'CatCookieHearT', u'hours': 12.7, u'products': 211, u'product_id': u'620900', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-06-25', u'text': u'I really enjoy Witchinour.\nThe dev says it combines Nuclear Throne, Vampire of the Sands and Risk of Rain.\nHe\'s right ;D\nWitchinour combines gameplay from all three games and it\'s really hard to master. It\'s somehow more "minimalistic" but in a really good way. If you ever wanted to play a game which is similar to Nuclear Throne or other dungeon crawling shooters - Witchinour is the right game for you (with increased difficulty and some nice twists) ...and it\'s cheap.\nAlso it has cute 8-bit graphics and you\'re able to disable the scanlines if you don\'t like them.\nSome cons:\n- you can\'t play Witchinour in windowd mode (right now/ the option to change from fullscreen to windowd mode has to be implemented)\n- it\'s not yet playable on Windows 10 without compatibility mode (because Windows 10 sucks haha)\nI\'d like if Witchinour gets "bigger" in the future with more witches, spells, areas & mobs and (of course) mod support :p', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'EdenStarGazer', u'text': u"You play the game in 3rd person view as a small metal repair drone with 360 degree camera control & movement. Signals have been disrupted with the bases on our planet Zibylon, & you are sent to sort out the severed connections to the mechanical equipment on a dozen bases (+1 control Center 0) so you can restore power to the planet\u2019s operations. First, you have to take each base back from the alien drones that have taken them.\nThe only thing that was missing was aliens.... at least in the bio form. There seemed to be no biological life on Zibylon... just us drones. These indie space flicks often give that new world feel like when you opened your first comic book as a kid.\n\nThe puzzles are actually embedded within the framework of the mining mini-game & combat. You craft, upgrade, & fight to take over the bases on the planet. In each base are mechanical/ geometrical puzzles to solve. Puzzles build on previous puzzles.\nSomewhere on Zibylon is not a Space Cowboy/ Interplanetary Merchant game like Asteroid Bounty Hunter. The only real economy is the elements you mine. You are a lone space drone. To give an idea of where the game fits in with others in the space genre, since SOZ is such a unique game:\n-Puzzles comparable to Portal or The Turing Test in difficulty\n-The stealth reminds me a lot of the stealth puzzles in Stealth Inc, 2\n-Exploration & Mechanics like in Opus: The Day We Found Earth\n-Minimalistic Strategy similar to Rymdkapsel\n-Mining is somewhere between Planet Driller and Empyrion, with Planet Driller being extremely simple & rather dull, and Empyrion being a complex & deeply satisfying space mining sim.\nBut, what makes SOZ unique is the complete lack of hand-holding throughout the game. You are given a strategic user interface between the planet view and the hangar. Within the crafting and Outfitting, you are allowed to think for yourself and explore your options, much in the way of Paradox games. This is in contrast to the Civilization series where you have a turn by turn framework and are guided through. The crafting, outfitting, and solving the puzzles all require you to think and plan in much the same way as when you are using a diagram to assemble a new bike, or build something.\nNo edges have obvious highlighting, arrows, or other artificial directing devices. It looks realistic like irl.\nThe puzzles stations are varied, and can be captured out of order, though they increase in difficulty. The combat has a light-weight depth to it. You are given good control & a variety of weapons & parts to fight with, but the combat is not really what I would consider complex. You are either prepared with enough armor & firepower or you lose the fight. Puzzles include warp speed devices, lasers, & myriads of gravity defying spheres, particles, tubes, & generators.\nI enjoyed the mechanical feel. I'm not sure if it would have the same effect without the spectral music & fx. A depth to the atmosphere created by addition of fog, subtraction of light. The ambient soundtrack is lovely. I really enjoyed the music in the game.\n*Combat is an exciting part of the game, much-needed break from the puzzles.\n*A variety of lasers, turrets, and stealth are employed.\n*Puzzles are challenging & require you to look for details, follow wiring paths, evade lasers, use stealth.\n*You can dismantle the debris to extract more valuable resources, such as plutonium spheres, needed to craft weapons.\n*You are able to go on recon without installed weapons or combat hull to preserve valuable resources.\n*Time in game is adequate \u2013 I have 16 hours in online play, as well as another 8 or so off-line hours.\n*Quite Linear story line. I solved Level 4, before 3 & 5 to unlock Plasmatron build parts, then didn\u2019t have the research unlocked to build until I completed 3 anyways, for example.\n*Some elements are minimalist, as with the mining there is no depletion of materials in the \u201cmines.\u201d You can mine the same 2 spots back & forth all day long (any 2 spots on the planet yield the same elements mostly.)\n*No real depth to the damage taken. You do have a numerical value to your hull strength. You do buy better hulls & amplifiers to compensate.\n*Needs hotkeys for mine buttons etc. rather than mousing the buttons.\n*Collision/ Clipping produces some pretty awesome geometrical configurations. I\u2019m not sure this could be avoided with the 360 degree nature of camera controls you are given to operate the drone, and the constraint of the tight spaces you find yourself in. It does not seem to hamper the presentation of the game though.\n*Not as polished as a top tier game. Some sentence construction seems slightly atypical for native English speakers. The Blender favicon appears on the launch tab instead of the game favicon. Those are the only 2 nitpicky things that really stuck out in my mind.\nNote: I received a free review copy of the game, for an honest review from Good Games Giveaways & Reviews. I only accept games I feel I can give a positive review. Since SOZ is definitely my genre of game, I jumped at the offer of the one key available. The game far exceeded my expectations.", u'hours': 16.8, u'date': u'2017-10-10', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'631920', u'page_order': 1, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 1044, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'noisspb', u'text': u'There are many interesting puzzles and I LOVE PUZZLES!\n10/10\nDisclaimer: you need to be smart to enjoy this game.', u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2017-10-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198412097691', u'product_id': u'631920', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 51, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Duustal', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 87, u'product_id': u'631920', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-09-30', u'text': u'Experience the atmosphere of cold space playing as a repair drone or fight against alien forces in Planet Control mode. Unique crafting system, upgradable base and spaceship. Very nice game!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'tukkek', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 34, u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'text': u"Do yourself a favor and go play an actual classic JRPG in your favorite retro gaming platform instead of Shadows of Adam. This game doesn't compare to the best old titles on anything: art, music, controls, battle system, level design, you name it...\nIs it fair comparing an indie game to the best games made two decades ago, like your Final Fantasies, Breath of Fires and Phantasy Stars? It probably isn't. On the other hand, when all this game is doing is trying to be a throwback to that 8 bit and 16 bit era of gaming, there's really nothing else you could compare it to (except maybe other games that go for that retro JRPG vibe like Undertale but I'm not even going to start comparing this bland game to an effing masterpiece like Undertale).", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Aureus', u'hours': 13.2, u'products': 260, u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'text': u'Let\'s start with a very important statement: Shadows of Adam is a recreation of jRPGs from the 90\'s. It\'s not a simple love letter and it\'s definitely not filled with lazy references to older games. It stands on its own and it\'s clear that the developers put a lot of effort in understanding how the classic jRPGs were made, what was their structure, tone and topics. I\'m not sure if it was the goal, but the story itself very uses a lot of ideas described in "The Hero With A Thousand Faces", what only highlights the fact that there\'s a lot of good, old but tested and working ideas.\nThe writing is both the greatest quality and the main problem of this game. The story is overall great, characters have interesting personalities and the dialogues aren\'t boring, even though they\'re not fascinating. At first I was weary that the game will be focused on chasing some boring element-related macguffins, like many of the older games, but the writer smoothly used it as a disguise for some interesting and creative ideas.\nHowever, similar to games such as Final Fantasy VI (III in USA), the comedy put in the game doesn\'t work that well. There\'s a ton of bad puns, childish squabbles between two of the main characters and a lot of moments that don\'t feel natural in the game\'s rhythm. Too often it feels as if the game is looking for comic reliefs, even though it never really needs them and sometimes has a great pieces of comedy writing in it. I don\'t understand why did we need so many childish, even clownish characters. I don\'t mind making one of the main villains a complete goofball and I don\'t want to say that the comedy in the game was inexcusable, just pushed a bit too much.\nAlso, I hate how the characters keep having dialogue lines as "..." / "(name)..." / "I guess..." and so on. God damn it stop. Please stop.\nWriting aside, the game has quite interesting battles though I wish there would be an automatic victory option, like in "Ara Fell", since some of them are a bit repetitive - as turn-based battles tend to be. Sound effects are great and graphics, including battle animations, are beautiful, but the majority of the music, even though loops well, is forgettable and deserves an improvement. Some parts of the game introduce puzzle elements, but the camera makes it difficult to predict where the character can actually walk through. Many times I was surprised that a large corridor was blocked because it was "in the middle" of two tiles, while in other times the character was walking at tiny edges like a ballerina.\nOverall, a great game. Not without problems, but they stay in the shadows and some of them may be completely unrelatable to you. If you don\'t like retro-jRPGs, this one won\'t really change your mind, but if you wish they could be available in their former glory on your Steam, this one is a great option.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'dragon_blade', u'hours': 18.5, u'products': 730, u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'text': u"Definitly worth a purchess  i'd also reccomend buying it at full price and the dlc as well not just on sale as there is plenty game here to keep you entertained. My only gripe with the game is stupid sliding block puzzles even in triple a games i never liked them mainly because i over think for  a saloution and end up trying to solve it for hours.\nWith that out of the way . This is a classic 2d turn based rpg with a small twist. instead of magic points each character has the same ammount of ap at 100% spells are rated by percent as well. One move will be something like 15% to use while another will take 45%  ect .\nI like this as it adds a layer of stradegy of when tto use certaning skill and you can't just spam ultima like you can in final fantasy games.   Ap also recovers every turn so if you happen to be low on it you can wither  defend or just normally attack to recover it,\nThere is not a sound track i did not like in the game pretty much every track i found my self humming along to especially the earth cave music which pulled on my nostalgia strings a little. It's composed by Tyler mire so go show him some love.\n\nOver one youtube i am currently working on a playthrough for the game so to see some gameplay footage be sure to check that out if your interested", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Mr. Scout', u'text': u'Really great if you want to make 3D posters or avatars for your profile!\nI highly reccomend!', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198166460066', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 5, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Dan', u'hours': 422.1, u'products': 12, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'Amazing movie-making tool! Could be less buggy and laggy though', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'rampage1209', u'text': u'WAY PAST COOL', u'hours': 34.8, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198080474371', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 3, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Nathan Drake', u'hours': 75.0, u'products': 5, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'SFM is really good for animating but I wish it would be updated since the jungle inferno maps and models are not imported in it yet. I love using this to make posters, movies, etc. I also wish it was more simple to import custom music. But overal I would say "easy to learn hard to master".', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Trucidar', u'text': u'Extremely fun puzzle game with an insane amount of potential. You will be pleasantly surprised by this. This demo has levels that are entirely different and unique from the main game.', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2016-12-10', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'431320', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 2636, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'WindySilver', u'hours': 11.2, u'products': 75, u'product_id': u'431320', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-06-04', u'text': u'Edit: Having a good laptop for gaming now, I\'ve been able to play this. Recourse is a quite heavy game, even though I could run this on a laptop with a dual-core processor although cooling issues (or that I suspect) kept me from progressing; I\'ve thought of testing if I could find a certain bottleneck like, I dunno, RAM or the integrated GPU or something else, something tangible that I could see and identify as a possible cause for the problem, but since I don\'t use the old craptop anymore, I haven\'t had the exact chance for that.\nDisclaimer: I\'m writing this review partly with the full version in mind, so my experiences with it influence this review, e.g. when I compare the demo and the full game.\nAnyways, Recourse as a game is very great; it\'s one of my favourites so far. For the keyboard + mouse configuration, controls are smooth and working. I also like that players are able to switch between 1st person and 3rd person views as they like, so those who prefer either can choose and not be bound to whatever the developers have chosen.\nWhen it comes to the story, it\'s mostly covered by the conversations between Sleet, who\'s your player character, and Floe as you progress through levels, but it works since it not only gives you information on what has happened, but also builds up what kind of characters Sleet and Floe are. The demo\'s story starts rather differently from that of full version\'s but the setting is same: you find yourself from an unknown place and proceed to find out where you are and why. Like it\'s said in the description, this demo is a standalone game, and in my experience it\'s the perfect way to see how well Recourse runs on your machine and at which settings; there is a fair amount graphic settings to adjust. The demo also lets you get inside what kind of a game Recourse is, allowing the player to see if they like it, so I recommend anyone who\'s interested in the game to try it out. It\'s free, after all, and also small in size so it won\'t take up that much space. The developer\'s Youtube channel also has videos on Recourse, I recommend to check them out too.\nIn the gameplay, there are three different kinds of stages: Puzzle stages, Wave Rush stages and Payload stages. Puzzle stages, as can be suspected from the name, are progressed by solving puzzles with a variety of mechanics, and I have enjoyed them; they are not too difficult to repel beginners, I never found them too easy to bore me, especially since certain opened doors etc. remain open after finishing the stage and thus don\'t force the player to redo them when returning to the stage later. Later on in the game and especially when looking for question marks and achievements such as easter eggs they do challenge as the player learns to use what they have.\nWave Rush levels are about fighting enemies known as failbots and gather failbot drives to open up doors in the stage and exchange for waves that can be used for upgrades for Floe. Just like Puzzle levels and Payload levels, these levels also have question marks to be found to use for upgrades.\nIn Payload levels, you escort a wagon through its route while erasing obstacles from its way and beating failbots, thus earning failbot chips that need to be deposited into the wagon before the time runs out and the wagon closes up for the rest of the stage - more time can be acquired on the stage, so there is space for exploring the stage to find question marks and exploring. Any chips deposited into the wagon are carried out of the level to be used for upgrades.\nTL;DR: I haven\'t tried out co-op nor controllers, so those are for other players to tell. However, for what I\'ve experienced, I have nothing to complain about the except that it requires quite a quite powerful computer to play it with a decent FPS on high settings. The story is interesting and well executed, gameplay is smooth and movement free, and the game looks great and pleasant, plus the colors are colorblind-friendly. In addition to that all, the game doesn\'t take much space and is thus fast to download. The demo is perfect for testing the game before choosing to buy it. :)\nPros:\n-Nice idea\n-Works well\n-The colors are pleasant and nothing hurts my eyes + colorblind-friendliness\n-Nice puzzles that make the player use their brains\n-Intriguing story that is executed well via the conversations\n-The main characters are very good\n-Smooth controls\n-Small file size\n-A lot to see and find\n-In my own experience the developers have been active and helpful on Steam\'s discussions on Recourse\n-The possibility to switch between 1st person and 3rd person views\nCons:\n-It\'s a heavy game for the hardware\nOld text: "I haven\'t played this much, not even to the end of the first level, because my laptop\'s cooling sucks and can\'t handle this for even 10 minutes without the whole laptop heating up so badly that it starts to lag at 3 to 5 FPS. Seriously, I\'m perfectly fine with 10 to 18 FPS I usually have with medium settings (I could get it to something like 20 FPS when I lowered the resolution), but when the voice starts lagging too, it\'s the end of playing, no can do. Just as the requirement of Quad-Core processor may suggest, this is a very heavy game (but I can easily run this on my dual-core processor *lol* the only problem is the crappy cooling and it\'s troubling everywhere). Anyhow, I do like this a lot, this is a great game."', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'hungryghost01', u'text': u'Crash to Desktop Better have a really good pc', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-03-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198026371013', u'product_id': u'431320', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 85, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'ShardKS', u'text': u'Just Tohou', u'hours': 4.9, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198333111760', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 2, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Muffin', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 33, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u"After playing Touhou for a while it's nice to throw some money at ZUN.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'jrk123k', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 6706, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'Seeing this on the Steam store made my Christmas wish come true.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Psymon_Metzen', u'text': u"... Not very long into the game, but I gave each difficulty a good try and managed to make it a somewhat fair distance. For those of you looking to buy this game, consider the following a fair idea of the various difficulties:\nEasy Mode - A wonderful experience that gives you a relatively good idea of the kind of game you're getting into. Welcome to the kiddie pool.\nNormal Mode - Long story short, we're going to indiscriminately (and likely with due enjoyment) push you off of the five meter diving platform.\nHard Mode - Rather than push you off the diving platform, we're going to let you ready yourself for this, then trip you at the last minute.\nLunatic Mode - We decided not to trip you at the platform. We've decided, instead, to just push you down the stairs that brought you up to this platform.", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198129743915', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 77, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Bushi Neko', u'text': u'It is worth watching. Its not a great film. But it is not one you will fire up and walk away in disgust. Another of the slightly above B movie fare, while not by leaps and bounds, the acting is good, the story is good. Sure, it wont ever be on the list of high end cult films, or a must see of our time.. but it wont leave you wishing you had never seen it. I give it high regards for a new story also. Has some silly moments, and a few what the heck? Mostly around how the fictional air force functions.. but nothing to drive you away unless your so OCD you cant suspend some minor issues for a few moments in time....', u'hours': 10.7, u'date': u'2017-01-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198104089191', u'product_id': u'450230', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 266, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Devil Azite', u'text': u'Putting a hat on your head has disasterous repercussions.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-07-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'671270', u'page_order': 5, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 548, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'RavyMarkCsgoforest.com', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 1, u'product_id': u'671270', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-07-05', u'text': u'Like This Game Not Bad Good', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'HvardzZ', u'text': u'I like the music', u'hours': 655.3, u'date': u'2017-07-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198124471411', u'product_id': u'671270', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 151, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'\u2605Spoder Man\u2605\u2122', u'hours': 9.0, u'products': 52, u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-04-16', u'text': u'A Very Strategic Game :D', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'seandunnevt', u'text': u"Won all three of the main axis starts easily, ai is weak and axis has it too easy imo. Haven't tried the allied campaign yet but it doesn't seem that appealing.", u'hours': 3.9, u'date': u'2017-04-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198138706113', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 28, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Duncan', u'text': u'Nice simple game. Old school area movement boardgame feel.', u'hours': 163.9, u'date': u'2017-03-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198031832483', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 204, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'=\u2728SC00P\u2728=', u'text': u"Very nice game!\nThe devs made an effort to document and visualize the events which occurred during the battle of the bulge. I am not an in-depth expert of WW2 battles but I think all divisions which participated are there like numerous SS Panzer Divisions or American Airborne Divisions. Whenever a new day starts you will receive a briefing with detailed information like supply situation, arty range and, for example, summaries of what happened in the actual battle of the bulge that specific day. You will read about little european towns like malmedy and the divisions involved, what happened there and then see it on your battle map which is pretty cool and immersive!\nTo talk about the game itself, BotB does NOT have a persistent campaign but many little scenarios which is probably something most people need to know considering that games like Panzer Corps or Order of Battle do have them!\nGame mechanics or its rules are a bit hard to get used to like when you move an infantry division without moving the tank division which is also on the same tile. Your tank division won't be able to move for the entire day which made me a tad angry the first few times or when the RnG is simply not in your favor.. However, considering that it was all about time and speed in the battle of the bulge I started to dig some of the more 'unusual' rules after a while..\nIt is not unfair, though! Even when I lost my first attempt on the 'Reach the River Meuse' mission with the germans, the second time I won even with way more unsatisfactory dice rolls. The AI suddenly started to panic once it realized that my entire arsenal of tanks was popping up in the center and apparently didn't know if my plan was to go to bastogne or to the meuse so it kinda tried to defend both which allowed me to reach the northern tile adjacent to the meuse..\nSo yea, keep in mind that this is not a triple A experience for 9.99$. It's a sexy little strategy game for WW2 buffs ; )", u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2017-03-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198031597791', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 128, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'ConaN', u'hours': 33.1, u'products': 198, u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-18', u'text': u'+ the dialogues are sometimes amusing\n+ no crashes\n+ music & art\n- everything levels with you, so you are always weak sort of (respawns will be level adjusted)\n- the unlocking of parts is either super easy or super frustrating\n- while you can lots of different goliaths, dont expect to find any good combinations that arent obvious\n- tedious quests, the dialogues are fun sometimes, but the rest is boring\n- lots different ressources for crafting tons of things you get anyway from loot or vendors, pointless\n- the overwhelming feeling that the game could have been much better\n- the ending', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'linkgenesis', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 415, u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-10-23', u'text': u'It\'s clear from the first moment you hit escape and are greeted with the xbox controllers silhouette that this was designed to use a controller. It is crystallized the moment you begin trying to play with a mouse and keyboard that you chose wrong.\nI like the ambition of this game, build, destroy, build kept me in the monster hunter franchise for several generations after all. But, I need more polish. The controls, regardless of peripheral of choice, are not precise enough and the give and take of combat is not enjoyable. The wealth of potential add ons that stretch out before me were indeed enticing and I did, briefly, want to unlock all the "experiments" to keep my Goliath thoroughly beastly, but I also saw the slog ahead. The wearying combat, the shoehorned dialogue, and the downright tedium of collecting crashed upon me like a wave and I closed the game.\nPerhaps with a bit of work the menus and inventory might be less laborious, a more streamlined methodology of sorting, building, placing, upgrading would go a long way toward removing my hesitation at progressing. Characters that don\'t very mysteriously know everything and throw blatant old jokes in blatant old ways might engross me enough to over look the flaws.\nI think this game would benefit from overhauling the combat and maybe changing the perspective to a tighter third person or even a first person and switching the system of teleporting between "islands" or "worlds" or "crumbs" or whatever and make it a nice large open-ish world that could really show of the speed of some of the goliaths. A nice set  piece for you to dominate with your ingenuity and change with your determination.\ntl;dr take a chance while it\'s on sale, but if you want an engaging experience this isn\'t it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Redeemed', u'text': u'Weak story, weak characters, monotonous gameplay with no soul.  The only reason to play seems to be to upgrade your Goliath so you can enjoy more monotonous gameplay.', u'hours': 6.7, u'date': u'2017-10-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198075138125', u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 235, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'MrNinjaSquirrel', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 1720, u'product_id': u'288690', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2014-12-17', u'text': u'"It\'s like Sudoku, but as a ball!"\nI have to imagine there was some sort of brainstorming exercise at Witan Entertainment one day, and some intern threw out the above idea and everyone ran with it. And, well, it definitely IS Sudoku stretched out across a globe but that\'s really all it is and the new viewing angle doesn\'t serve any purpose but to make it harder to read the board. It doesn\'t change the game to be anything but a sloppier version of this already well established thing. The abundance of hand holding also becomes rather annoying, as though it\'s great for those new to Sudoku there\'s no way to disable it as far as I could find, and it basically becomes this catch all safety net where you can just try combinations until they turn gold and lock in place signally that you got it right.\nThere\'s a story (of course there\'s a story, why wouldn\'t there be in a Sudoku game?) but I\'m pretty sure I\'d have a more enjoyable time reading over the Clue instructions a couple dozen times than listening to these odd, clay-like mannequins reciting tired murder mystery cliches and making banal small talk. When the best part of your game is that one of your character seems to be wearing a wig made of Cheetos then you\'ve pretty much left me at rock bottom trying to cling to anything that\'s even remotely amusing.\nI used to think that it was pretty impossible to screw up a Sudoku game. Sudoku is such a well understood - thing - that there\'s not really much more for you to do but make the pen and paper logic puzzle digital. But Sudokuball is that first time for everything. It\'s presentation is unnecessarily tedious to decipher, low resolution, allows no space for writing down potential numbers, and forces you to use some obnoxious Sudoku training wheels. It managed to make me kind of hate Sudoku, a game I\'ve loved for years but in this form left me reaching desperately for my coffee table book or any of the dozens and dozens of better video game adaptions. That\'s pretty bad any way you slice it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Dew', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 48, u'product_id': u'288690', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2014-10-11', u'text': u'\u0443\u0436\u0430\u0441', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'\U0001f427 crow', u'text': u'finally we can play sudoku, but with the added difficulty of making it more annoying to enter your solution into the grid.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2014-09-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'288690', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 1429, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Joeverto Perverto', u'text': u"okay, here's the deal. I \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing LOVE Freedom Force, but the Steam version is broken. DON'T buy this version. Buy a physical copy.", u'hours': 27.7, u'date': u'2017-11-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198274210811', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 34, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'BARACK OBAMA', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 707, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-09-17', u'text': u'Underrated classic', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Wags', u'text': u'Played for several minutes, asked character to move to a particular spot and ran the opposite direction beyond the edge of playable space...', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-09-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 265, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Sir Francis Bacon', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 262, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-09-11', u'text': u'In the five minutes that I played this game it bugged out and ran my character off the screen. It also crashed when I then treid to exit it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'\u0e47', u'text': u'Surreal...', u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197994710219', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 208, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'XxC4InYourPantsxX', u'hours': 1.9, u'products': 48, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'text': u'Beautiful game! A refreshing change from the run of the mill infinite runners and shallow games. This is not only fun to play, its gorgeous to look at. Worth every penny.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'hoyholyhoy', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 338, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'text': u'Eh. Really cool dream vibe going on, bordering between creepy and fascinating. Pretty fun up until a level that feels near impossible, coming out of nowhere, which has you timing your moves to the milisecond just to be able to survive.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Puddle', u'text': u"IF THIS GAME IS NOT ON SALE DO NOT PURCHASE!!!!\nI just played and beat this game in under an hour. I have 73 minutes on file but 20 minutes of that were me taking a dump.\nThis is a beautiful puzzle game with a unique art direction and basic mechanics that work fairly well. It doesn't outstay its welcome, but at under an hour that would be tough to do. I got this game as part of the Jingle Jam 2017 Chairty Bundle on Humble Bundle which is probably why i have a higher opinion on this game that I otherwise would.\nI would have regretted my time played if I had bought this regularly (especially at full price)", u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197991103051', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 511, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Business Fish', u'text': u"More people play Bioshock 2's multiplayer", u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'user_id': u'76561198075594850', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 1256, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'youarenxt1', u'text': u'good........', u'hours': 12.3, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198392242475', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 8, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'YEEZUS', u'text': u'less players than dollars it costs', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198198892373', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 95, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'eliza.knight339', u'text': u'great game, nice graphic, a lot of puzzles to solve, some are interesting but almost of them are pretty simple, relaxing to play, would recommend it :)\nhowever, the character walks so slow, and puzzles are sometimes difficult to find', u'hours': 4.1, u'date': u'2016-02-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198167850471', u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 113, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Fonny', u'hours': 8.7, u'products': 1728, u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-01-03', u'text': u'Pretty easy game.  Story was a little disappointing but game play and puzzles are fun.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Morphy', u'text': u"Quite a tough puzzle game at times. Similar to the likes of Telltale's Puzzle Agent. I didn't like a few of the puzzles as I thought they were too hard and it seemed that in one or two of them perfectly valid answers failed to be approved so I think that is a serious flaw. Still, I'll give it the thumbs up but quite a few things could've been improved.", u'hours': 18.0, u'date': u'2015-12-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198006476640', u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 4667, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'archcorenth', u'hours': 12.2, u'products': 521, u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-12-19', u'text': u"Although I like this sort of game, the extremely slow movement of your character (when frankly I don't see why your character has to move at all.) is very obnoxious.  Also there is too much dialogue and too many simple puzzles.  But there is some interest to be had in the story, and every once in a while a strong puzzle shows up (unlike Puzzle Agent where there never was a hard puzzle.)  So if you're willing to slog through all the mud it may be worth it.\nAlso, my save game has disappeared several times.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'NackDemWeasels', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 50, u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-09-30', u'text': u"Pretty deep story ...not sure why steam says I've only played .4 hours on it\nRIP", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'cthulhu40k', u'text': u"DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME!\nI REPEAT: DON'T PLAY IT!\nThis is THE SINGLE WORST game I have ever played! The sequence in the cellar in COMPLETE darkness is the biggest impertinence I have ever experience in my whole life. To even charge for this disgrace of a game is an act of pure sassiness. You should be paid to play this useless amalgamation of senselessness. Whoever developed this is a disgrace to all honest and hard working game developers out there.\nSome of us don't have the time to fiddle around in a black screen, looking for a changing cursor just to progress, some people have to WORK - other than the developers of this game, obviously - and want to spend their freetime on things that actually give them joy, which won't ever be said about this one.\nShame on you for putting this out!", u'hours': 2.7, u'date': u'2017-03-11', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'user_id': u'76561198067611326', u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 112, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'JKDarkseid', u'hours': 3.0, u'products': 468, u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-12-02', u'text': u"I want to recommend this as a little point and click piece of history, especially has a Microids fan, but there's a bug that looks to never get a fix that cuts out a major cutscene AND locks you out of the final part of the game because it causes an important menu (the alchemy kit) to be grayed out. Without the key in that menu, you can't finish the game. There is a save file out that lets you fix the later issue, but the former issue remains unaddressed.\nBest find other ways to play this one.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'p0rtalthumper', u'hours': 2.6, u'products': 52, u'product_id': u'448800', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-10-26', u'text': u"I came primarily for\n, but the rest of the game is good as well.  It's a relatively minimalist puzzle/stealth/atmospheric game.\nNB for those\nplaying with a dual-stick controller, it's gonna be a real coordination challenge....unless I'm mistaken and it's a challenge regardless.  Either way, even if you don't have dyslexia this game will make you feel like you're playing with it!\nJudging by the achievements seen and my playtime so far, I estimate this game lasts roughly 2\xbd hours....\n...and that's exactly how long it lasted for me.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Jorf', u'text': u'Usually not a puzzle fan but this was good, not too hard.', u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2017-09-29', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'448800', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 277, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Mega Man', u'text': u'very fun', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-07-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197999997939', u'product_id': u'448800', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 46, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Haughington', u'text': u'I played through this game in one sitting and found it very enjoyable.\nI didn\'t try it without a controller but you\'d proooobably be okay without one?  You control the two "things" with two joysticks, but I can\'t remember any part that took extremely precise angles or coordination so wasd/arrow keys are likely adequate.  There are two other buttons necessary (shoulder buttons on controller), so thumbs/pinkies would be needed too on keyboard.  Definitely recommend controller if at all possible, but you can always try it out and refund it if the controls are annoying.\nI feel like the difficulty curve of this game was pretty solid, which is always difficult in a puzzle game.  There is one mechanic that is used here and there and I felt like those levels tended to be easier than the rest, but it wasn\'t a huge problem.  I think this game is easier than many other puzzle games, but only in the sense that it doesn\'t suddenly throw an absolutely BS level of difficulty at you at some point without working your way up to it.  There\'s a nice progression of new stuff to think about without hitting a hard wall.\nThe puzzles make you think in a fun and pretty unique way.  You can think of each half of the screen as two sheets of paper that you would layer on top of each other.  The bottom left corner of the blue half is also the bottom left corner of the orange half, and so on.  This, combined with the usable items and obstacles, made for a good assortment of mechanics to explore.  At 4 hours-ish of gameplay, it explores those mechanics well without overstaying its welcome.\nI was sent a key for this back when it first released, and didn\'t play it for months because the trailer didn\'t really wow me and there have been many other games I\'m excited about.  I feel silly for waiting this long to play it, though.\nAfterthought edit:  I guess I should have mentioned the game\'s story, since *technically* it has one.  You can probably guess my opinion of it from the fact that I didn\'t even remember to mention it, though.  The story amounts to probably one page of wordless comic panels.  I probably wouldn\'t have even bothered with it if I were the one making the game, but I don\'t think it really detracts from the game in any way.  Each time you finish a set of levels, you\'ll unlock a couple panels of the comic.  But yeah, pretty forgettable.', u'hours': 4.7, u'date': u'2017-07-24', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'448800', u'page_order': 5, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 495, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Veyerals', u'text': u'This game is a cute little rogue-like bullet-hell where you must clear the levels as fast as possible or the enemies become too aggressive. The game is very hard though and I have yet to beat even the second boss, but it is fun to keep trying to get further into the game. You also constantly unlock new helpful spells and new outfits that change your starting stats.\nThere is no controller support which was not a problem for me, but it is worth mentioning for those that are expecting it.\nOverall it is a fun little game that I keep coming back to try a few runs per day. It was definitly worth the $5.', u'hours': 2.3, u'date': u'2017-06-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198011339278', u'product_id': u'620900', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 81, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'[X-City] predator', u'text': u'Explore the unknown planet Zibylon, solve puzzles, search for resources, protect your base and capture the mines. Two game modes with unique gameplay.\nMust-have for all space simulator fans!', u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2017-09-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197962039638', u'product_id': u'631920', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 91, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'd3wu', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 102, u'product_id': u'631920', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-09-26', u'text': u'Strange activity was detected @ Zibylon. Your mission is to inspect it and try to get back the control over the stations. Use orbital module, solve puzzles and avoid dangerous to complete the mission.\nMany interesting puzzles, great OST.\n4/5!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Brunhowler', u'hours': 1.7, u'products': 106, u'product_id': u'631920', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-09-26', u'text': u'Extremely addictive gameplay with two different game modes and a lot of fun. Play as a repair drone and solve puzzles or try yourself in a planet control mode. Nice graphics and music!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Ibelach', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 87, u'product_id': u'631920', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-09-22', u'text': u'Great indie project with nice gameplay. In planet control mode you can fight with aliens, upgrade your base. In drone mode, you can hide from enemies and try to solve puzzles as quick as you can.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Sir Dan the Super Chivalrous', u'hours': 27.0, u'products': 16, u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-19', u'text': u"is more than a love letter to SNES era RPGS. This is a beautifully designed masterpiece, serenading you with its mesmerising score and visual aesthetic. Good God, Shadows of Adam is the very best \u2018retro inspired rpg\u2019 I have played. There, I said it.\nI scrapped and rewrote this review several times. I almost binned it altogether. I\u2019m a real connoisseur of nostalgia fuelled retro stylised video games and Shadows stumped me.\nI enjoyed my adventures in the SoA so much that it became almost impossible for me to critique it in a fair and proper way. How do you accurately and fairly critique the best retro inspired RPG you've ever played without just dribbling and flapping all over the bloody place!?\nTo call SoA short but sweet would be a massive understatement. The story and way that you progress through the game world is so perfectly paced! This is not a 200 hour RPG, it\u2019s just long enough to reel you in but there's absolutely no grind, it never gets tedious. Which is impressive because if you go back and play a few of the Golden era RPGs that we all remember so fondly, you'll likely find yourself getting bored or frustrated by some of the dated game design aspects. The characters and their personalities are intriguing and interesting. The game has plenty of slap stick humour that helps to build your connection to the characters.\nI\u2019ve always loved random battles in RPGs, but some games get them so wrong.  In SoA you\u2019ll find encounters scattered throughout the game world, it really feels like each battle has been meticulously placed so as not to create a grindy experience. The boss fights are interesting and fresh, you can beat each boss with some careful planning and strategy, rather than just grinding up your stats and whomping through each boss. The way that you can stack damage and deliver massive blows using buffs and de-buffs is really fun.\nYou cannot buy a retro inspired RPG that has this level of quality and polish because it doesn\u2019t exists. Grab Shadows now and fall in love with your childhood all over again. Awesome.\nPlease check out and follow my Steam Curator where I shine a light on the very best indie games and occasionally poke fun at some of the worst.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Sefu', u'text': u"Good and challenging, retro and fun. Pretty generic Final Fantasy 'find the crystals in a world with magic (and also daddy issues)' story, but hey, that's part of the retro charm. It's short, about 12 hours, and they advertise that on their website. Nerd factoid: it appears to be done entirely in javascript with electron, which I wasn't expecting, but without RPG maker it ends up feeling more unique than games that are. The graphics sure are pretty too. Someone knows how to do pixel art.\nWorthwhile play!", u'hours': 12.3, u'date': u'2017-12-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197995894805', u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 559, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Friz', u'hours': 14.0, u'products': 219, u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'text': u'Basically Final Fantasy Mystic Quest 2', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'VINCENT', u'text': u'Make sum L I T animations with this.', u'hours': 22.2, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198380880306', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 5, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'omerakgoz34', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 31, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'Source: Powerful and Fastest Game & Render Engine.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'XENDRAENYX', u'hours': 151.0, u'products': 80, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'God knows how long ago I first decided to give SFM a spin. I had no clue how to do anything, the official video tutorials made no sense to me, but I kept the program around for a while. Fast-forward to late 2016-early 2017, I decide, "to hell with it" and I booted it up and played around with it. I quickly found several other SFM\'ing friends through the year (TheHumanSentry, Eshap, IkariMonster, and AnneSQF in particular), and the program made a lot more sense.\nI have a love-hate relationship with SFM (and TF2): missing paint textures, scenebuilding, being lost when it comes to animation, and most recently, broken/non-functional SSAO, But I love messing around with it and seeing what sort of new monstrosity it spits out next.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'juliangarza545', u'text': u'should have a something that you can learn\nhow to USE IT', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198370136002', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 1, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Daisuke', u'text': u'\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing cirno with tan mmmm i smell fresh and new hentai for my collection', u'hours': 3.7, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198141346446', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 3, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'SaintAnthony98', u'text': u"I'd much rather pay to support US releases of Touhou with this than Touhou Kobuto!", u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198354104314', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 42, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Kimoinaxx', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 118, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'text': u'heres your beer money ZUN, now give us everything else so that we can give you more beer money', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'tehwave', u'text': u"Queen Elizabeth said that I'd like it, and she was right.", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-07-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'671270', u'page_order': 8, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 424, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'jardail', u'text': u"Eh\nI haven't played a game this basic and uninteresting since I was 5 years old.  No, admittedly I didn't give it much of a chance, but at the same time I expect more out of a Wargame distributer like Slitherine.  If you're a hard corps historical gamer, give this one a pass.  It's not what you'd expect.  It sure wsan't what I expected.\nGotta give this one a thumbs down.", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-02-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198008420326', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 192, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'GeneSteeler', u'hours': 5.4, u'products': 1828, u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-02-02', u'text': u'Duration 5 hours  - First time Played\nThis is a nice little John Butterfield wargame. It reminds me a bit of the boardgame "FAB: The Bulge" with less complexity. There is one full scenario (The Bulge) and smaller scenarios: Race to the Meuse and Endgame (which is the battle for Bastogne) which fit into the same map and timeframe.\nI played a few times until I won and managed victory as both Axis and Allies. I think the game could be fun as 2-player, and definitely is quick enough to play IGO UGO if you had a friend.\nStill, it was a nice diversion and recommended for wargamers.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'leohayward', u'text': u'dumbest wargame evah... same as road to moscow.  soo shallow you will not even get your ankles wet,  Do not buy either one.', u'hours': 5.3, u'date': u'2017-01-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198009620313', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 79, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Kaygoro', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 198, u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-10-13', u'text': u"The controls are unfortunately too awful/clunky/wait I didn't want to click there, to the point where it gets frustrating to play after a while for me and enough to where I just don't enjoy the game. There seems to be much potential with a promising sounding story and fantastic art (which drew me to the game in the first place) but I just can't overlook the controls and therefore, overall, wouldn't recommend it..", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Wooden Post.', u'text': u"I want to give this game a thumbs-up.\nThe concept is really cool and unique, the gameplay is fun and engaging.  The storyline chugs along eventually but I really love getting to a new and map and forgetting all about the storyline so I can find new parts for my Goliath and get achievements.\nAs you can see from my hours played, I didn't just give this game one chance, but several.\nThe framerate is abysmal.  Inexcusably so.  My PC's not a monster, but it's not a potato either.  And I'm not the only one with this problem.  People with better setups are having horrible stutter problems -- I mean, I was dropping down to LESS than a frame a second in really bad areas.  (for reference, I'm running an Nvidia GEForce 1050 Ti)\nI was so upset that I tracked down a customer service email and left them a complaint.  At first, I got a copy-n-paste 'sorry, use your refund' automated response.  But a couple days later, I got a real response, from a producer.  I was surprised, and really pleased!!  I was told that they were aware, and working on it!  He said I should refund my game (too late, I'd played it too much), but here's another key to use once the update comes out.\nExcited for the coming update, I back-burnered this game.  I gave the extra key to my gf.  The key was a duplicate.  It's been a month and a half and no word on optimization.", u'hours': 9.8, u'date': u'2017-09-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198048728535', u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 411, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'meltdown', u'hours': 14.5, u'products': 367, u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-09-10', u'text': u'Fun for a while, coulda really gone somewhere if they stuck to it but they ended up abandoning it with no explanation and here it sits. Still half decent if you get it on sale.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'peremptor', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 4713, u'product_id': u'288690', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2014-07-30', u'text': u"THe main problem with this 'game' is that the sudoku part of it is... total crap. There is a lot of sudoku freeware that does it so much better so why waste your time on this.... oh the 'adventure game' aspect right?\nWell that blows even harder than the sudoku part, basically you solve 'mysteries' and do detective 'work' by solving the stupidest and simplest of sudokus and each one you resolve gives you another 'clue'. Nonsensical \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665t and the biggest insult is the game dares to charge you money for this half baked concoction of adventure/puzzle/sudoku 'game'.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'gaia.razus', u'text': u"Relaxing game.\nI did not play sudoku much so I can tell you that I'm suck with this type of puzzle but this game still not hard even for noob like me. There are few bugs but easy to fix, just go to main menu and replay, so it's fine by me. The main story is like standard detective novel with nothing surprising at all. Do not expect this game for story, just enjoy sodoku puzzle.", u'hours': 3.9, u'date': u'2014-07-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198086061585', u'product_id': u'288690', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 1863, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'norse', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 1764, u'product_id': u'288690', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2014-07-05', u'text': u"Meh, got it in a bundle and its ok if you get it really cheap, but overall, I wouldn't go near it at full price.  Pick it up if you like somewhat easy sudoku and you can get it for a buck or two (or less)  At full price not recommended, at 80-95% off, go for it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Hanzo', u'text': u'Freidom force is game made in late 70s by some guy as a class project and published by electronic not arts. In this game you play as a guy who tells everyone he lasts only a minute and chase other guys whose orientation is disclosed. Your first mission is exactly that - chase another guy and show him your "punch", sadly our hero feels a bit lost and runs past him right into the void which we call "outside the bounds of the map". Would be great game if atleast one female helped with development of this game.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-09-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 531, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Bear.net', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 408, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-08-23', u'text': u'I am extreamly disapointed to say that one of my favoite games from my childhood is none functional on modern systems.\nI only recomend this game if you have a way to play on an older system.\nI do love this game so much, i just wish there was a way to play it now.\nEDit: so you can buy this on GoG without any issues and it super cheap as well, so i redact my statement and admit that now my only complaint is that steams version is broken.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Arkan01d', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 936, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-08-06', u'text': u"I do recommend, but it doesn't work on modern systems. This was a great game, I still think about it fondly. Just wish there was a way to get it up and running on Win10.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'slick daddy', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 509, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'text': u'xyeta', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Potato Farmskins.com', u'text': u'gEt BoB saFeLy To bEd.', u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 7, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 675, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Epsilon', u'text': u'Back to game is a small game about solving puzzle-like situations. It is somewhat short, or somewhat easy, but some levels might challenge you a little beyond the initial surprise.', u'hours': 4.5, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198025799448', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 8, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 52, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Mint', u'text': u'Just play Overwatch.', u'hours': 2.9, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 98, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'King Kaiju', u'hours': 7.0, u'products': 668, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u"I really loved this game during alpha and beta, it was a super fun take on the class based shooter, everything flows super nicely and when you play good it feels satisfying. Unfortunately due to marketing this game is dead and it makes me sad. No matter how many price drops they do. When people say that this game is dead. They mean it. Just look at the steam stats. I will say this the game IS FUN. From what i've played its really fun but due to the fact that there's no people playing the multiplayer only game i cannot recommend it. The best thing this game can do now is go f2p since they already have that model with their stupid in-game store. Save this whil you still can Boss Key. Go F2P and regain the fanbase.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Adeptus Ineptus', u'hours': 2.6, u'products': 642, u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-08-02', u'text': u"I didn't mind this game, but I had to use a walkthrough to figure out how to complete the puzzles (there's no hint system) which I try to avoid. The detectoring work you have to do is word heavy and relies on you remembering specific facts and symbols, and there are a lot of options at one point in the game where if you don't choose properly you're basically screwed and have to start again (unless you've saved just before it happens, which you probably haven't). I haven't read the text it's based on, but it seems like an interesting enough story. While good to give it a go, it feels more like a 'warm up' from the dev team for making better games. **", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'J\xe3o', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 212, u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-07-06', u'text': u'...', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Harry', u'text': u"Be afraid!\nBe very afraid...\nWhy?\nWell, certainly not because of any links to the master of horror; HP Lovecraft.\nThis game IS a horror story, but only in the vain that you will use REAL CASH to inflict it upon yourself, and then you shall inevitably therefore  waste REAL TIME in a masochistic attempt to justify the purchase.\nYes I felt 'The Dawning of Darkness' when I began this game.\nTake heed now....\nSave yourselves, for pity's sake people!\n...", u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2016-02-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 8, u'user_id': u'76561198080323687', u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 353, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'pat', u'hours': 2.5, u'products': 308, u'product_id': u'448800', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-07-09', u'text': u'Unique, short puzzler with a solid presentation and solid design.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Endyo', u'hours': 3.0, u'products': 869, u'product_id': u'448800', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-07-08', u'text': u"It takes something unique in a puzzle game for it to attract my attention.  Usually I overlook them when they present themselves like so many others as something that uses the same tired mechanics of other games and puzzles and adds the 'twist' of being extra difficult or painted purple.  When I saw the simple but fairly unique design of Semispheres, I had to try it out.\nI don't know if I've ever had a moment of 'reading a book by its cover' being met with such accuracy, but Semipheres delivered exactly what it presented in its trailer and screenshots.  The control scheme was intuitive at first, but the puzzles soon had my brain splitting in half and struggling to get my hands to respond the way I wanted them to.  What makes this game so different is that you so often see the solution to the puzzle well before you can really execute it properly.  Even with my limited experience in puzzle games, I recognized this feeling from the Portal series, where often you'd discover what actions you need to take but had to contend with precise execution before you were successful.  The most difficult and ultimately most memorable puzzles in Semispheres were those that had you relying on precision timing and accurate movement of your orbs simultaneously.  Succeeding here was very rewarding.\nSemispheres really delivers some quality design in mechanics and puzzles along with relaxing visuals and music.  The bit of story tied in doesn't hurt as well.  Only a couple issues really stood out.  The main one is that when I did finish it, it reset without any sort of confirmation.  Sometimes a player wants to go back and do specific puzzles or maybe even check out the story portions again.  It seems like it would be easy to change that from an automatic event to one that has to be triggered in the menu.  The other thing that some might find frustrating is the length.  It only took me a little over two hours to complete it and I'm not exactly the best puzzle solver on the planet.   Yet even then that could draw comparisons between this and the original Portal given it averaged a three hour play time.  I personally found two hours to be quite good given the ramp up in difficulty that is present.\nYou probably won't see too many puzzle game recommendations from me, but Semispheres is definitely one of them.  Especially for fans of the puzzle genre.  They may not find a $10 investment too great for two hours of gameplay (or less if you're really good), but for novices like myself, the $5 discounted price I paid was well worth it.  I can only hope that the developers have found enough success to move forward with the title or at least the mechanics and give us a sequel or similar game in the future.\nIf you'd like to see more of my reviews, check out my curator page here:\nCheck out the video review here:", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'jewelheist', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 1, u'product_id': u'448800', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-07-02', u'text': u'Completely addicted to this game. I love puzzles and so far this game just wrecks my brain! I have been looking forward to playing this game since I saw it at Pax.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Greagoir Snow', u'text': u'Cool space simulator that let you to explore Zabilyon! Two game modes, stealth elements and unique crafting system. Fight against aliens or hide from them, search for resources and try to survive.', u'hours': 5.2, u'date': u'2017-09-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'631920', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 108, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Arthur', u'hours': 8.4, u'products': 293, u'product_id': u'631920', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-09-22', u'text': u'Great opportunity to feel yourself as a repair drone on an unknown planet. However, you are not the only one who want to rule Zibylon... Try to avoid aliens in a stealth mode or smash them all. 6/10.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Captain Vittles', u'hours': 17.5, u'products': 159, u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'text': u"I backed this game on Kickstarter and am very happy with it, if for no other reason than it actually got done and it's fun.  It's very much a love letter to older console-style RPGs, especially certain Final Fantasy games.  At times it feels like it goes a bit beyond 'homage' into 'derivative', but the aesthetic and gameplay really make up for it.  The sprites look great and the world has a great look and feel.  Combat is fast with the right level of balance; trash mobs aren't very annoying while bosses can wreck you if you're not careful.  The way skills are handled in combat is great - basing everything on percentages of the AP bar instead of fussing with discrete MP values makes things flow much more easily, and everyone having ways to recharge AP means there's no need to ration it while exploring dungeons.  The puzzles interspered in the dungeons are tough without being ridiculous, and quite solvable without needing to hunt down a guide or checking the message boards.  I haven't tried the DLC yet - I grabbed it because I want to replay the game but the base game doesn't really have replay value.  I'm looking forward to trying a New Game +, and hitting all the achievements.\nIf you like these kinds of RPGs, you'll like this game.  Based on what I saw during the Kickstarter and now on the message boards, the devs seem very involved and responsive.  I'm looking forward to whatever their next game is, and hoping they improve on what's weak, build on what's great, and come out with another fun game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'DragonmasterXII', u'hours': 17.2, u'products': 1416, u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'text': u'There are many games which try to appear like classics out of the golden era of SNES-RPGs. This one comes very close.\nWhy?  Well I just remember myself visiting a port-town of Adam. During exploration the following thoughts came into my mind: "If this would be an old SNES-RPG there would be a hidden entrance to that house when I move the character right behind it..." Let\'s try that for nostalgic reasons. A few moments later the screen turned black and when there was light again a dusty chest stands right in front of me. That left a big smile on my face - really satisfying. :)\nThe game also provides many other great features:\n* Enemies mostly follow a well thought strategy\n* some very well hidden Treasure chests which require you to observe nearly EVERY single wall of the entire game\n* Boss battles could turn very hard if you don\'t level up frequently\n* some interesting puzzles (e.g. water labyrinth with levers, floating orb puzzles)\n* interesting story (unfortunately a bit short) / characters with background-information\nLast but not least: There\'s still new content!\nIf you liked games like Lufia or Mystic Quest Legend I\'m sure you\'ll enjoy this one too...', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'M\uff5e\u16bb\u16df\u1000\u1000\u1000\u1000\u1000', u'hours': 5.1, u'products': 40, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'text': u'11/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Barticus', u'text': u'quirky order of play.  Some may like it but not my cup of tea.', u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2017-01-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198007218822', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 436, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Erenussocrates', u'text': u'It was dull, and worse than my expectations.', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2017-08-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198060601878', u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 853, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Dozenbeer', u'hours': 2.4, u'products': 2091, u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-08-08', u'text': u'I really wanted to enjoy this game, but ultimately its not worth playing.\n+ neat artstyle\n+ crafting and resource gathering\n+ big maps and different biomes\n+ good amount of enemy types\n+ the story is okay\n+ crafting and maintaining your Goliath is fun\n+ additional stuff like dungeons to explore\n+ unlock more goliath parts to become stronger\n+ the different goliaths have unique abilities, like the wooden one is regenerating in water\n+ plays good with a controller\n- the combat is boring, there is no punch to your attacks, way too much button mashing, no real strategy in combat and everything repeats too much\n- you can level up, but it doesnt seem to effect anything, as you are always weak somehow, enemies are always stronger even when lower in level\n- the grind is real, you have to do way too much unneccessary grinding to level up or else you wont make it far into the story missions\n- the pacing of the game is terrible, on one story mission you have level 6 monsters, you go through a portal to a different biome to continue the story missions and there you have to fight level 14 monsters all of a sudden.....so more grinding\n- your goliath breaks way too fast, its like the most fragile thing\n- once you have your goliath, there is no point in playing as the kid, as you are pretty much defenseless and the kid cant do anything the goliath cant....\n- when your goliath breaks during battle you cant just quickly craft a new one or repair it on the spot, you have to go to a designated spot and only then you can get another one, its tedious in the long run (but you can craft a one-use teleportation to that spot)\n- the very first dungeon was impossible to beat for me and that was because of the insane respawn rate, the battles are tedious and drawn out every enemy has way too much HP and therefore the enemies respawn faster than you can kill them\n- the games performance is terrible, lots of enemies attack at the same time and it drastically drops in frames, even with a beast of a PC\nOverall it seems like the game is not thought out well. Too many odd decisions, very poor pacing and combat, which you do mainly in the game, is terrible. Did any of the developers playtest their game? If they had, they sure would have seen the major flaws this game has. Not much fun, cant recommend it, not even on sale.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Charon', u'text': u"Oh God... I wanted it to be good, but it's baaaaad.\nOn the surface it's a little like Safecracker or Puzzle Agent in the, you're a detective of sorts, solving sudoku over puzzles to unravel some mystery, shenanigans. However, the comparison stops there.\nThe resolution options are low, medium, high, wide. I mean come on. What century is this?\nOk, so I only messed around in story mode for a short while but the story was pretty uninvolving if I'm honest. The controls are a bit dodgy too. I dropped my mouse sense to 800dpi and it was still difficult to get levels and puzzles to lock into place.\nThe final nail is that the puzzles are laughably easy. Maybe it gets harder later on but I soon grew bored of facing yet another grid where there's really only one square to solve.\nIt just feels a bit lacking. More could have been done with this.\nAnd then it hit me. How can you get a simple click and drag control system so wrong? The only possible explanation is that this game was never designed to use a mouse as an input device. The evidence starts to mount up and now I feel like an actual detective. The resolution options, of course! This game was never built for PC. It was built for a smartphone, that's why the cutscenes use still images and have no voice acting.\nIt all becomes clear. This is a half-arsed mobile port and suddenly, the price tag that seemed reasonable starts to feel like a massive ripoff.", u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2014-05-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'288690', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 643, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Sado Invaldi', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 318, u'product_id': u'288690', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2014-05-16', u'text': u'Alright, I saw a Sudoku game, and for 7 Dollars, I thought why not, I ventured into the game pretty fast, aside from the old graphics that reminded me of the 90s I thought alright, maybe the puzzles will make the game worth it. I started the story mode on normal difficulty, skipping most of the text to get to the puzzles I want. Most of the time, the grids were only missing 1 or 2 numbers a box which made it seem kind of redundant for a challenge.\nAfterwards I decided to go into free Play, and tried to play a "Hard" sudokuball puzzle, I was able to complete it in about 20 minutes which disappointed me being a sudokuball puzzle. Essentially solving one of the 3x3 grids made the rest of the puzzle just fill in the blanks.\nAs a detective game, there isn\'t even any challenge, just solve the sudoku and you pretty much solve the game.\n3/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'drzendoom', u'hours': 15.9, u'products': 272, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-07-22', u'text': u'Managed to get it to work by setting the exe to require 640 x 480 in the properties > compatibility.  Also set it to run in win 98/ME mode.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'zerepzerreitug', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 68, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'text': u"An ingenious, albeit not too challenging, puzzle game with a nice surrealist style. In my opinion thou, it's best to get this only during a sale, as it is very short.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'[79th] CANNON', u'text': u"First thing to do if you have any desire to play this game is to download the .exe file from the link below that fixes the missing cutsecene and the game breaking bug of not being able to access your inventory items.\nAll set? Great, now we can talk about the game itself.\nWilliam H. Stanton, aka you, find yourself face to face with an old childhood friend Edgar, who seems very scared and gives you an item to take care of and keep away from him under any circumstances. Right after him, a doctor barges in to tell you that Edgar has gone mad and needs to report to him for a medical care. And of course, being the great friend he is, Willy goes on the quest of saving his friend from whatever madness he descended into.\nBecause the game is based on the works of H.P. Lovecraft, I was excited to play this game expecting an interesting and intriguing story. While the game does have it's moments where the story seems to be heading in the right direction, more often than not, it just makes no sense and is all over the place. One thing that I didn't like in the way storyline progresses is that you are always expected to do one thing and one thing only to keep the story going and until you do that you can't move on; it is very linear in the way of what you need to do. The puzzles are very difficult to understand and to solve some of them I had to look up a FAQ because I was lost.\nThe graphics are not very good, but considering this is a 15 year old game, that's not unusual. The voice acting is actually really good, but there are no subtitles, which can be a problem because some of the characters talk weird and you may not be able to understand them at times. The sounds of the game and the background music do a really good job of creating a suspense and eerie atmosphere throughout the game which is always a plus.\nI haven't encountered any bugs, apart from the one already mentioned in the link above, so at least that is not broken (too much). It took me about 7 hours to finish, but bear in mind I wasted at least 2 hours on the puzzle brainstorming.\n+ Good atmosphere and sounds\n+ voice acting\n+ H.P. Lovecraft inspired lore\n- linear and broken story\n- plastic graphics\n- difficult to understand puzzles\n- no subtitles\nI would only recommend this game to adventure lovers, everyone else should probably be better off playing something else.   5/10", u'hours': 7.5, u'date': u'2016-01-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 3040, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'40GallonTophat', u'text': u"Don't play.  Game has a bug that doesn't allow completion near the end.\nPros:\n+ Old game, so runs great via streaming\n+ Creepy at times\n+ Fairly complex themes\nCons:\n- Cut scenes seem to not appear making many transitions seem very jarring\n- Laughable models and animations\n- No options screen.  No subtitles, gamma correction, resolutions besides 640x480...anything\n- Game breaking bug makes it unfinishable\n- First half of the game features no puzzles or thinking whatsoever, then suddenly BAM super complicated puzzles\ntl;dr: Don't waste your money.", u'hours': 4.0, u'date': u'2016-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197981588360', u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 482, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Deleran', u'text': u'Really nice little puzzle game. Somewhat short though.', u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2017-06-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197993269284', u'product_id': u'448800', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 301, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'ZAIN_PAIN914', u'text': u'Really good game I reccomend this to everyone', u'hours': 6.2, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198369817626', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 8, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'MLGarbage', u'text': u'Fun Game. I played shadow of mordor before playing this, so a lot of the gameplay was already familiar to me, but the experience was fun, and the story was good as I expect from batman. Definitly worth a buy for batman and action fans in general.', u'hours': 9.5, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198292325099', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 38, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'DeCree', u'hours': 18.6, u'products': 105, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'text': u'Good game, only problem is boss fights are just too simple.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Mr. Otterton', u'text': u"Ok graphics and easy game to play. There is many ways to do things and kill enemies. Ok to waste time on. But I have to give thumb down because this is mobile game and it shows, price is too much for this that's not ported well. Better to just play this on mobile and not in Steam!", u'hours': 7.1, u'date': u'2017-03-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198142240214', u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 329, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'ctwmitch', u'text': u'Another nice try, but need better balance.', u'hours': 5.5, u'date': u'2017-03-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198031283774', u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 763, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'@vatar', u'text': u'Very difficult to control the movement with the mouse.', u'hours': 127.2, u'date': u'2017-03-17', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 293, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Olubean', u'text': u'Well i guess my profile picture says it all. I like this game. The riddles, the combat, the stealth. Very fun.', u'hours': 63.4, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198114855282', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 12, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Respect my AUTHORITAH', u'text': u'If u are fan of the batman this will satisfy you', u'hours': 21.0, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198211299685', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 136, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Phrontistery', u'text': u"A great game! I enjoyed the storyline and loved all the villians. The voice acting was amazing and the atmosphere was just perfect. I love how each 'boss fight' had a different theme, adding a lot of variety to the game. There were even a few points of the game where I was a bit creeped out (thanks Scarecrow!) so it has a bit of something for everyone.\nI also liked the Riddler Challenges a lot. If I ever had a moment where I didn't feel like beating up bad guys, I could take a small break and explore the island looking for question marks and solving riddles. As someone who doesn't have a thorough knowledge of many of the baddies of Batman, I really enjoyed finding the Riddler's question marks and finding out more about different characters.", u'hours': 25.8, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198443832877', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 13, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Tuntoron Sr', u'text': u"pros:\n1) Played like puzzle quest series, so if you like puzzle quest you'll love this game\n2) while there are some f2p element leftover from it's mobile counterpart, it has been tone down substantially and you can easily acquire gold, the premium currency with a little bit of grinding ..\n3) graphic is ok for a mobile port, personally i don't care about graphic for this type of game\n4) I personally love the music .. it's kind of diablo'ish gothic kind of theme which suit the story ..\n5) Easy to play and once you got hang of it, you'll be addicted for sure .. while the gameplay seem too easy in the beginning, you'll see at later stage you'll need to strategize when fighting certain enemy .. being good at match 3 puzzle game doesn't guarantee success, but it's about your equipment, magic and a bit of luck .. also grinding ..\n6) while there are some grinding required, to me it is at acceptable level .. it's not too much neither too little .. it just at the right level for you to have fun at the same time not having to spend 24 hours just to buy that one armor ..\n7) I run this game in my toaster and have not encountered any technical issue so far ..\n8) you can buy nuka cola in this game ..\ncons:\n1) as mentioned this is a mobile port .. one key element is stamina, of which required for you to take action in this game (moving, fighting enemy etc) .. you can either reload your stamina by spending your hard earned gold OR you can play the 'meditation' minigame .. the meditation minigame was design for a touchscreen so it's kind of annoying and difficult when using mouse .. dev should just remove the stamina requirement and the minigame for pc market ..\n2) too pricey, but I got it for free so not much complaining there .. if you miss the giveaway, wait for sale ..\n3) from what I heard, mobile counterpart has more content and dev has totally abandoned update for pc version ..\n6/10", u'hours': 33.9, u'date': u'2017-03-15', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 948, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Beridok', u'hours': 4.5, u'products': 930, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-03-13', u'text': u"It's terrible :(\nMobile port - no keyboard shortcuts... everything done with mouse.\nSlow paced - animations slows down you... they take time between moves.\nHas tons of typos...\nHigh price tag - while it's free on mobile markets?\nGameplay is just match3 with twist of power - some heal, some deal damage, some are magic...\nShame, shame, shame.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'dll3z', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 314, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-03-07', u'text': u'do not buy this game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'quinz', u'hours': 3.4, u'products': 586, u'product_id': u'384210', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-10-26', u'text': u'"Shared a Level" achievement doesn\'t work and dev doesn\'t seem to bother fixing it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'\u2620PirateBeard\u269cBlackWolf\u2620', u'hours': 2.8, u'products': 2209, u'product_id': u'384210', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-03-16', u'text': u'Let me get straight, It\'s not that I hate this game, i simply hate it.\nLet me explain in details.\nIt\'s not a bad game, it\'s just not my type of game.\nIt\'s the first of this exact genre I\'ve ever play though, so i was wondering what it was like.\nIn my opinion, it\'s boring, for some reasons, it\'s boring, i\'m more of an action, racing, strategy or "whatever you can name" games.\nBut I do some times love playing games such as Peggle, Tetris, Pac-man, hidden object games, etc.\nBut for some reasons, I just don\'t like this game.\nI\'m more into the hardcore league than the casual one, but like i have say, some times, I can appreciate a good ol\' casual game, skipbo? Yeah, it\'s fun, puzzle games? Of course, I don\'t play them often because i\'ll get bored quick, but the second i got in the first/second level, it was boring.\nSo in the end, it\'s just not my type of game.\nBut i\'m giving it a negative feedback mostly because the editor is broken.\nReally, it\'s a broken mess.\nIt took time before my created level uploaded into the workshop, never had a problem uploading things to the workshop before on any other games.\nBut that\'s not the worse, how you place the squares, it\'s just glitchy, I don\'t know how I could explain it but it\'s simply broken.\nAlso, controls are awkward.\nSo I would not recommend this game to anyone except to those who loves everything that is casual.\n4.5/10 for the effort.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Kuji-san', u'hours': 9.0, u'products': 24, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'text': u"Being the World's Greatest Detective and also one of the few people who is skilled in almost all martial arts style. This game nails it. Fluid combat, great story and the roster of villains in Batman's Rogue Gallery. As a Batman geek, I couldn't ask for more. Buy it, especially if you got it in a sale, it's really worth the price and you're not going to regret it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Mr.Top Hat', u'text': u'A great batman game that is worth picking up.  If you are just looking for one batman game I would get city over this.  (I Have not played kight though.)', u'hours': 29.1, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198190361011', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 39, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Keymasher', u'text': u'I always loved the Batman: Arkham games so I wanted to play all of them and experience for myself  how good it was. And I loved it. I recommend this game highly if you like Batman games.', u'hours': 22.8, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198368902655', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 18, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Wavicle', u'text': u'Great single player game with a  rich, immersive story and lots of suspense. Not sure why this is listed as "partial controller support", I played through the entire game using an XBox 360 controller.', u'hours': 31.0, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197961763113', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 218, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Gethen.', u'text': u"It's really interesting game,like Bejeweled but with TWIST!", u'hours': 2.6, u'date': u'2017-03-04', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 6, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 109, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Cahos Rahne Veloza', u'text': u'A stern reminder to the developer of this game:\nIf you\'re going to port a mobile phone app with F2P elements to the PC market as a pay once and "enjoy forever" business model...\nMAKE SURE YOU REMOVE THE PAY TO WIN ELEMENTS!!', u'hours': 85.6, u'date': u'2017-03-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 7, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 324, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Shinra Jimmu', u'hours': 8.3, u'products': 706, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-02-07', u'text': u"Gunspell is similar to Bejeweled but with a twist. It has ordinary generic sound effects etc, non-tiring background music, nice artworks, great game concept,\nDifferent tiers of equipment for each level, additional stats on items up to a maximum of 5, A little grindy but that's why it's a great time killer! An interesting game with the capability to have 3 save slots thus allowing different builds of character! Mini game to get back energy but kinda hard to fly your mouse from one end to the other haha.\nNo steam achievements, and 1 bug where you can't pan the screen, but it can be countered by clicking into any other screens like profile or marketplace or even the quest location display.\nI ignored spells and high level equipment, sticking to stats oriented playstyle, quite challenging!\nBy the way, don't waste your coins, they can pump your gear up high XD\nCompleting achievements are a good way to get permanent stat boosts.\nUpgrading your gear will automatically repair it, you can upgrade your equipment unlimited times and the durability decrement stops at a minimum of 5.\nWould recommend bejeweled lovers who likes to hunt for achievements to give it a go!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'HeadShot', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 1035, u'product_id': u'384210', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-01-30', u'text': u'I say, colour discrimination. Why is it the red colour? Is the red bad? ( amusement intended, not being serious)\n+ : controls, simple gameplay (jump till the block drops really), fine graphics\n- : I got bored after a while\nFor peeps who will not get bored, 7/10 would disciminate red again', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'\u266b\u266a ImBigChocolate \u266b\u266a', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 560, u'product_id': u'384210', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-10-18', u'text': u"Got this in a humble bundle.\nControls are kind of awkward, but if you tilt your keyboard it makes a lot more sense. level editor is an awesome touch, but as far as i can tell the user-upload feature is broken so it's missing out on a lot of free content. The worst part is how I get to the fifth level, pumped to cruise through this game, and it is crazily bugged (no cubes on screen, character not on screen, only shows the 'exit' cube highlight) and it instantly tells me game over everytime i try to play it. Super lame.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Nsist', u'text': u'Game could be awesome. But controls for a 360 controller are horrible and work sporadically.', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2015-10-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197972753004', u'product_id': u'384210', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 342, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Tisnart', u'text': u'I really like this game and the added level editor is a real plus.\nReminds me of playing the old arcade games like Q-Bert (but with it\'s own unique game play of course)\nGame play is simple but challenging and being able to create your own levels for others to play adds even more fun to this nice title. Nice graphics and style, I find it easier to play with the music turned off (seems less distracting for some reason).\nI can foresee this game as the new "retro" game that our kids will reminisce about :)', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2015-09-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'384210', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 86, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Obey the Fist!', u'text': u"This is a tablet port.   A competitive bejewelled ripoff - match three or more gems and damage your opponent!\nThere's a bit of a plot/story based wrapper where you move between hexes and encounter random things.\nOverall it works but it's not much fun over just playing Bejeweled.   Graphics settings can't be changed.", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-01-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198030784015', u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 3394, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Feuermeister X', u'text': u'The game would be a nice indie title with some tactical considerations. You build giant robots following a quest to go home, but enemies are just as big, so it boils down to a MMORPG-like, cartoonish melee fighting game. It would be fun, but the 3D engine is implemented abysmally, in spite of the low graphics detail. Whenever you rotate the view, the frame rate chugs to a halt (and my twin-GTX1070 system usually runs the latest titles at top detail!). The designers apparently know this and have opted for a mouse pointer approach over the more logical mouselook.\nSorry, but the stutter is so bad that it completely ruins the game for me. Disabling SLI does improve the situation significantly, but certain levels are still incredibly annoying.', u'hours': 18.1, u'date': u'2017-07-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197983061677', u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 362, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Whacky Wes', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 56, u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-06-28', u'text': u'I got this game on sale last year for a coupld dollars and I like it but it has some issues such as a bad intro into the game and controls as well as no voice acting. Other than that it looks great and is fun.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Duality', u'text': u'no', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-04-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 72, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'hadrian6616', u'text': u"There is four options in this game:\nArmour to the Meuse\nInfantry to Bastonge\nDefend the River\nDefend the town.\nIts arcade strategy. Having said that, its a fun strategy game that doesnt make you ponder for hours about each move's consquences.  There's no post-analysis needed. Back to the main menu and start again.", u'hours': 2.3, u'date': u'2017-01-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197995630875', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 231, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Jean-Hugues', u'text': u'Battle of the Bulge is a fast-paced WW2 game where precise movement and detailed planning make the difference between a vain attempt and a brave operation.', u'hours': 90.8, u'date': u'2017-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198056501771', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 1, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 1250, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'jimbofal', u'text': u'It would be nice if there was a way to acknowledge the victory notification and then go back and review the map and units.  As I see it now, it preety much locks down the game and I can only go to "main menu".\nOtherwise, this game is well worth the money.  The system works pretty well.  I will play against the comuter, or solitaire, using the hot seat option.\nI would love to see the old "Ardennes Offensive" computer game on Steam, but given that is not available, BoTB is good option.', u'hours': 34.6, u'date': u'2017-01-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198030607371', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 14, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'disco.', u'hours': 1.6, u'products': 111, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'text': u"it's touhou", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'0xSwagFault', u'text': u'This game is the epitome of "difficult, but fair".\nThe controls are tight, the patterns are coherent and interesting, the levels have a good amount of internal consistency, and if you are a weeb like me, the music / waifus make it much less frustrating than most other hard games. That said, if you play on the hardest difficulty (which you should), it can take upwards of 500 attempts to get past certain segments without dying or bombing. It\'s still extremely fun, but not for the faint of heart.', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198054465697', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 114, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Insert C01n', u'text': u'Please buy it. ZUN deserves it.', u'hours': 11.0, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198035198832', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 118, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'MattZ', u'text': u"If you want to animate for fun, then get SFM. If you want to learn REAL animation, DO NOT GET THIS PROGRAM.\n-The poly mesh is terrible\n-very little subdivision surface\n-can take up to hours to port a custom model\n-Map size is EXTREMELY limited\n-Has one of the most cringiest communities i've ever seen in my whole goddamn life", u'hours': 2011.4, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 76, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'thundermod101', u'text': u"Very usfull  even if it's still in beta and good sfm animation", u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198393345470', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 8, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'morgantay8', u'text': u"I have watched videos on these animations and I thought they were amazing. I gave it a try and kinda did bad but this is good. I'd recommend this.", u'hours': 19.8, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198344979167', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 7, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'dogminster', u'text': u"Just finished playing through and had blast. Overall great game--hard to imagine that someone who enjoyed Squaresoft's SNES  games wouldn't enjoy this. Felt to be like a cross between FFIV and Lufia II. Some things I particularly appreciated:\n- being able to save anywhere eliminated a lot of the tedium that sometimes comes with rpgs\n- no random battles, no need to grind\n- being able to experiment with the grand rel. by removing socketed items meant that you didn't have to wait to the end game to start using these powerful items\n- the puzzles were hard and satisfying\n- most of the skills were useful throughout the game\n- the game wasn't in general self-indulgent, and little self-indulgences, like inserting at least two (three?) of the developers into the game as irresponsible soldiers, weren't apparent until later and then made me smile rather than cringe\n- the length of the game was great. Long enough to have depth, but didn't drag on\nAdditionally, the developers are very responsive and friendly on the forums and clearly care about users' experiences. The game seems to a lot of potential for hacking/modding and I'd be surprised if some interesting user-generated content doesn't appear in the future. I'd like to see an enhanced difficulty mod or extensions to the battle arena.", u'hours': 24.6, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198245401814', u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 20, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Jyrakos', u'hours': 29.3, u'products': 672, u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'This game is a true love letter to old school RPGs of the 16-bit era. It takes what you most love about games from that time (deep characters, excellent music, wonderful pixel art style, and a sense of humor that never takes itself too seriously) and combines it with modern gaming conventions that allow it to stand among the games of today (saving anywhere, properly balanced difficulty, a magic/ability system that is intuitive and fun, and an astonishing attention to detail). This Kickstarter darling is a fantastic RPG that anyone looking for a good adventure should definitely NOT miss out on.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'GuyInDogSuit', u'hours': 43.4, u'products': 1481, u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'This game exceeded all of my expectations. It\'s challenging, fun, engaging, and best of all, it\'s often HILARIOUS. If you get nostalgic for the ol\' 16-bit era SNES RPGs, then this is for you. And don\'t forget to get the DLC "Guild of the Artificers." The deluxe version is worth it, even at full price.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Looney [Less than three]', u'hours': 7.0, u'products': 1192, u'product_id': u'631920', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-09-19', u'text': u"Hmm...., what can I say? The game is good.\nIt makes you think a lot. You need to think where to go, where to push buttons and in what sequence, to make your light smaller not to be found by enemies or to fight with them.\nPicture is good, textures in some places are bitting, but it looks still good.\nI liked a lot ship controls. It's very easy to control it and get where you want.\nAlso, I liked crafting and equipment system. It makes you play this game for more time)\nPros:\n\u25ba good picture\n\u25ba equipment and crafting system\n\u25ba stealth possibility\n\u25ba makes you think a lot (good puzzles)\n\u25ba story\n\u25ba trading cards\nCons:\n\u25ba no achievements (mb will be added)\nGame is good, but not everyone will like it. You won't play it for a long time, but if you want to spend some hours of your time solving puzzles this game is made for you.\nI'll put 8 from 10. Have nice play sessions!)", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Saltified', u'hours': 3.6, u'products': 864, u'product_id': u'631920', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-09-18', u'text': u'Pros:\n-decent controls\n-variety of levels\n-nice design\n-hard puzzles (made me feel dumb few times tbh)\nCons:\n-old engine\n-weird physics at times', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Sarxis', u'text': u"Zibylon is a decent indie puzzler/space game.  Though the graphics are built on a dated engine, I had a bit of fun with the game.  I made it to level 3 and was a bit frustrated with how long this particular level was taking to solve.  Your drone, which you use for the puzzle aspect of the game, moves quite slowly and level 3 is a LARGE level.  Moving from one end to the other was just taking too much time.\nThe other aspect of the game - the planet rebuilding, is quite nice.  The whole game has a little bit of that 'Planet Driller' vibe; very indie but well done.\nI am, however, deciding to refund it as I think the price point is a little high for what Zibylon has to offer.  But since you can always request a refund through Steam, I actually do recommend trying out Zibylon to see if it is a right game for you.", u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2017-09-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197995142404', u'product_id': u'631920', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 265, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'jac1002', u'hours': 7.1, u'products': 944, u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2015-11-24', u'text': u"Not bad,it's not a Layton game but it's not bad.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'[UM] Frungi', u'hours': 4.1, u'products': 460, u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2015-10-25', u'text': u'If you enjoy puzzle books, but wish they were wrapped in an inconsistent adventure game about a fairy tale wolf who wants to be a genie, this is the game you\u2019ve been looking for.\nSeriously, just buy a puzzle book, you\u2019ll have more fun. Also, do\nbuy this if you expect to play on an up-to-date Mac. It crashes on launch as of 10.9 and there is no developer support.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'@MeduMegu | Chat ke FB / LINE', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 6599, u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-09-18', u'text': u'The game is unpolished, it seems like this game was finished in a rush.\nFinding the puzzles is indeed harder than solving the puzzle itself.\nThe character walking is so slow and slowing the progress in the game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Grav', u'text': u"Since I can't post anything on the forums but they're letting me review the game, I'm going to post here what I would have posted there, with a thumbs down. Enjoy.\nThis was a game with a fair deal of potential, ruined by two major factors:\n1. Developers being out of touch with the direction of their game. When you bill your game as being the arena shooter of hero shooters, people expect certain things out of the game design and balance. So when you then nerf the fast and furious features, in effect attempting to balance your game like you're an 800 pound gorrilla named Blizzard, you shouldn't be surprised when you hemmorage your core audience. In other words, they claimed to be selling us Mahvel, and then attempted to deliver Slow Fighter 4.\n2. Nexon being Nexon. Nexon is your stereotypical asian shovelware producer personified. This is a company that puts out public statements towards their players that sound like corporate boardroom chatter, because they don't even know to hide the massive degree of seperation between them and the people buying their products. This company is run by a bunch of out of touch suits who give not a single crap about the various products being produced under them. As a result, Lawbreakers is just a bunch of numbers on a balance sheet to them, and so you can expect them to be ineffectual at best, and an absolute wrench in the gears at worst.\nIf somehow this gets to some suit at the top of Nexon, I have only this to say: I have no interest in PUBG, but this game did briefly get my attention when I gave it a shot during the open beta. Entering a crowded market may make finding an audience difficult, but it alone wont kill your game.\nA better, more cohesive and perhaps more unique delivery of the game's vision, as well as it's business model, could have allowed Lawbreakers to cut out a little slice of the market all to itself.", u'hours': 22.3, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 179, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'HyperSuper', u'text': u'no one plays this game dont buy it', u'hours': 5.0, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198334528186', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 1, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 11, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'arlite', u'text': u'Fock you.......... Buy the game...........', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 417, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'sykesgabe90', u'text': u'I am a Noob to Classic Dos gamming, but I have had a recent desire for such titles. I carried with me no nastalgia whatsoever upon my purchase of this game. I read the reviews here and decided to chance it... I am not disapointed AT ALL with my purchase. I am a huge fan of Baldurs Gate, only discovering it about 3 years ago, as well as a few other RPGs that have been re-released to those of us who were not fortunate to have PCs at a young age and the LARGE step above consol gamming they provide. If by any chance you are in a similar position and you find complex CRPGs fascinating, then please do yourself a favor and purchase this Trilogy. I bought them on sale of course, but have had more fun with "Blade of Destiny Classic" than I would with the newest and more polished Elder Scrolls entry. This game is unforgiving, to me in the Best way, and I confess that I haven\'t even finnished the first quest....Its that hard to me, but like I said I am a Noob. However, despite my humbling experience with micromanaging and Character Building, the hours spent with the heavy shadow of failure hovering above have easily been some of the most entertaining I have had with an RPG. Yes, I\'ve played Fallout, Elder Scrolls, Final Fantasy, Dragon Age, and Mass Effect, but I seriously have never been as emersed into a game as I have this one. It is difficult to learn for a simple minded guy like myself to fully grasp, but I honestly feel rewarded with every effort I put in.\nNOTE: I know you don\'t want to hear this.......I can\'t beleive I did it myself... READ THE MANUAL. It comes with the game here on Steam (Just right click the title in your Steam library.) You WILL get the best Experience if you will take the time to READ it, not glance over it. If it helps it is easily the most entertaining manual I have ever read, granted I have read very few. I am too dumb. LOL.', u'hours': 20.9, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198401432332', u'product_id': u'267670', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 12, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Barrchith', u'text': u'I played this game on floppy disk on my Amiga 500. It had 13 discs and before every fight you had to switch between 3 of them (no the Amiga 500 didn\xb4t have a hard drive). Never thought I would see this game on steam, but I\xb4m really glad it made it.', u'hours': 7.5, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198050178451', u'product_id': u'267670', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 217, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Perry', u'text': u"This reminded me of Qbert,  except this one is way better.\nI love the crisp images and the level structure..   I started playing it, and before i knew it, i was 2 hours into the game already...   You just want that 1 extra star... It's  addicting...  Can't leave this game alone.\nIf you like Qbert, then this is a MUST game to play..\nGo get it NOW!!!", u'hours': 3.4, u'date': u'2015-08-08', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'384210', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 76, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Red45', u'text': u'Quadle is a very cool game that plays a lot like Qbert. Lots of fun to be had here.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2015-07-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'384210', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 1128, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'DTownTony', u'text': u'This is exactly what I was looking for in a fun, casual puzzler.  It\'s familiar enough at the start but the puzzle difficulty ramps up pretty quick.  I like the fact that there are a few ways to complete the levels without getting a "perfect" score because it gives me enough reason to go and replay the levels I\'ve already finished.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2015-07-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'384210', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 80, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'melonbeton', u'text': u'PROS:\nNice comic-graphics.\nGood game-mechanics.\nRough soundtrack!\nGood sounds.\nDay\xb4n\xb4night cycle.\nInventory is solid.\nCreate stuff!\nMED:\nStory is soso. Doesn\xb4t really catch you. Too much irrelevant and not even funny talk.\nSometimes the picking up of logs is not that accurate.\nLoading screen takes 40 seconds...\nCONS:\nNo voice acting. This would have been marvellous.\nMy mother telling me that I don\xb4t care about her religion (true story).', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-03-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 2073, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Lethally_Aimless', u'text': u'So far not bad.', u'hours': 3.4, u'date': u'2017-03-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197970242592', u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 1618, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'WickedRaisin', u'text': u'This game seemed like a good idea.  It has some potential to be fun for some people I suppose.  Not really a fan of how slow everything is.  There are alot of balancing issues and the controls and camera are terrible.', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-02-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198033992934', u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 312, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Dem1944', u'text': u'Not bad but not great as well.  Buy if on sale, should be like $ 3.99', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2016-12-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197980860670', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 133, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'snowexplosion43', u'text': u"Very good game. What I like is the simplicity. You can play this game immediately and have a good game with the AI wrapped up in 30-60 minutes. The real enjoyment is verus other players and PBM. It is a cross of chess and a traditional board wargame. The game is well balanced and both sides will be on offense and defense for roughly half the game. You do need to know the nuances of the rules but they are not overly complex. I hate when I play games that are about say Operation Barbarosa and you have to get down to the detail of how many tires need to be ordered for your motorized units...if you take my meaning. This game does not have that detail. Your big issues will be guessing the enemy's next move, concentrating your forces for offensive action and sometimes trying to withdraw from sticky situations. Offense and defense both take skill and preplanning. This is because once your forces are committed and engaged it gets hard to unengage and redirect. I feel this is historically accurate.\nMy only mild dislike is the combat system which often produces insane results on the extremes. A small single point unit holds off an entire Panzer Corps or Armored Corps. While smaller units can delay they could never stop such an attack especially for a day or two. However, the luck tends to average out and it is not usually completely determinative. Things absolutely will go wrong or against you at times but I feel that is accurate, too within a certain range. Combat never ever goes like your initial plan, at least not for long.\nI give this game a top rating as for me it is the best kind of game to play. Virtually 100% of your time is spent on moving and playing and not game management. You will stare at the map considering your next move carefully as the sequence of your moves is as important as the tactical plan itself, much like chess.", u'hours': 653.8, u'date': u'2016-12-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198023112652', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 10, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'-----------', u'text': u'I like it.  But please take a little time to understand the game.\nIf you just jump in and start moving units frustration builds quickly.\nYou really need to read the user guide before you make up your mind.\nBuy it, read the guide, play the first scenario, switch sides, play again (see how the computer plays against you).\nThat sold me on the game.  It\'s a game, not a simulation.  Enjoy it as a game.\nIf you still don\'t like it, you will be within the limits for a refund.\nAgain, it uses a different system so don\'t use the same approach you do with other wargames.\nIt is abstract but that is necessary given the scale and play time intended.\nYou do need to think a few moves ahead, which is good.\nActivate an area, move the units from that area you chose, engage in battle when the enemy shares the area in which you end your move.\nSo... you must plan ahead to ensure the area you activate has the units you need (which you achieve by previous activations and movement).\nThe concerns about "realism" are overblown.  Choices were made.  It\'s a game.  Play the game.\nIf you read the guide the choices are easier to accept (unless you are just looking for reasons to fuss).\nReplayability depends on how much you leverage the options.  Change sides, change commander style, etc.\nI got it half off and find it worth that price.', u'hours': 8.1, u'date': u'2016-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198003651773', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 167, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'MeguP', u'text': u'Finally i can buy Zun some beer', u'hours': 5.1, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 12, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 78, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Ignition', u'text': u"I don't know. I'm laughing too hard reading the other reviews.\nStill, worth buying tho. That's all I'm gonna say.", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198083981400', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 54, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'aeoleron9', u'text': u"Damn fine music, characters and art, as to be expected from the alcohol god. Ten seconds at the menu and I'm hooked back in 2hu land again. Playable cirno just the topping on cake.\nBeen several years since my first foray into Imperishable Night, a lot of the usual bullet hell elements in this one but damn if it isn't a winning formula. Casuals like me can still enjoy the game via babby EASY MODE and hardcores have 3 more git gud difficulties to choose from. Just try the demo first if at all curious in 2hu.", u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 153, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'DERPY SPRINGTRAP', u'text': u'ive always loved sfm and loved watching sfm videos on youtube\ni also love XboxgamerK shes very good at sfm\nas well as some more youtubers and hopefully one day.............I CAN BE GOOD AS WELL', u'hours': 109.0, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198339446051', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 2, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Bryu', u'hours': 32.9, u'products': 101, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u"You wanna make cool 3d animations like the Minion movie by Pixar? Get the heck out this thing sucks for that\nWanna make low budget porn with tf2 pyro and soldier 72? Well buddy....you're in luck...", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Hyper Mania', u'text': u'Pretty cool program', u'hours': 377.7, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198176355419', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 595, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'[Lerka\u2122]', u'text': u'Source Filmmaker is amazing! It lets me make posters and videos. I recommend this sofware, really good! It works smoothly.', u'hours': 428.8, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 2, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'the_serpents_tale || Twitch.tv', u'text': u'When I first caught word of Shadows of Adam, I admit I was skeptical. However, my opinion changed as I followed Something Classic\u2019s twitter, and got further news on SOA.  When I got ahold of Something Classic, for a streamer\u2019s review copy,  they were more than happy to allow someone to review the game on stream.  I was pleasantly surprised when I booted up Shadows of Adam, in spite of the issues I had getting it to run on stream. The game could not be streamed right out of the box with game capture, until we found out you have to set compatibility mode to windows 8, and run with a window capture. My ps4 controller also refused to work, unless I ran the game from its install folder, and not from steam.\nThe following is a breakdown of each game element, and my personal opinion. Though I recieved the game for free, it plays no bearing on how I will review it.\nGraphics:  When playing this game on stream, I had to constantly hold back my enthusiasm for how great Shadows of Adam looked.  It brought back feelings of plugging the cartridge in, and waiting for my CRT to give that distinctive hum as it turned on.  Character attacks have a certain flair to them, look pretty to use, and feel powerful, especially the magical attacks of Asrael. The team at Something Classic poured their soul into the sprite work and it shows. Area maps drip with atmosphere, colors pop, and I found myself just admiring everything as I played.\nSound: Tyler Mire\u2019s sound design invokes a certain feeling, the melodies that play with each battle, character, scene, and story twist invoke that snes style.  I did find some issues with looping within the first two towns. However this is not enough to detract from the overall feel of the soundtrack.\nGameplay: Instead of having random battles, Something Classic opted for on screen enemies. However not all of them can be skipped, especially when you are searching for hidden loot. This removes the need for grinding and in turn provides you with a learn as you go experience. Each battle will be tougher than the last, causing you to use your newly learned skills. Within the battle system itself is the encouragement to use your most powerful abilities whenever you want.  As AP recharges over time, and with skills such as Taunt/Focus/Meditate. There is no need to save everything for one big boss battle. There is also a degree of tactics needed for the battles in managing your AP properly for high damage output.  Some fights seem to produce bugs within enemy AI. I once had a foe who was frozen, and could not move due to a status ailment, but their partner was able to blur them. Giving me a target that could not be hit or taunted again due to already being taunted.  There is a massive difficulty spike when you reach a certain area. Where the monsters instant death attacks seem to hit quite often. Which caused me a couple of resets.\nIn the Guild of the Artificers DLC a special accessory combination system is added. Which allows for outrageous combinations of 3 other accessories.  Allowing the player to \u201cbreak\u201d the game by giving absurd abilities. Such as  never missing attacks, attacking two times in a row, and always criting with hits. It is up to the player\u2019s imagination to discover their own style with these special combinations.\nStory: Without spoiling anything, Shadows of Adam spins a wondrous tale. The story is not complex, but it does have a couple of twists. You will expect the twists, however they will come in a form that you will not expect.  By only having four playable characters the game laser focuses its story on them, their interactions, and how the world flows around them. Each character has a story you want to learn more about.  However, the game is woefully short. About 10-15 hours if you focus on story alone.  I would like to see more, there is so much about the game world that I want to know, and feel.\nSummary: Shadows of Adam is a wonderful throwback to the SNES genre, that takes its own spin on the system and runs with it. The story, characters, graphics, and gameplay, while sprinkled with a few bugs is top notch. I found myself wanting to play more. This game sent me back to my childhood of eating sugary cereals and playing videogames on a saturday morning. A time where I fell into a story and found myself a part of the game\u2019s world.  This game is a must have for anyone looking to get that feeling again.\nThank you to Something Classic, for making a wonderful game. I look forward to your future projects and hope for your success.', u'hours': 3.7, u'date': u'2017-11-15', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 148, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'^1BigBossMan1978 [BE]', u'text': u"Hi all,\nLet me say a little something about Shadow of Adam:\nThis lovely game really deserves to get more attention and people who like to play and purchase old school feel, retro snes type games. It's a basic old school rts that's not telling a compellingly deep story, but it's still good to follow through nonetheless. The graphics i personally think are very well done and really add to that classic feeling from the past. The game is not that lengthy (9-12h) depending on your playstyle it could be a bit more, but the developers are including new dlcs as we speak (Oct. 2nd 2017) which will add to the overall enjoyability and length of the game including new features and whatnot.\nThe sound/music is overall enjoyable too, but please also note it's similar to those scores and sounds from way back in the snes/Super Nintendo days.. So they've basically kept it all as real as possible which to me just adds to the whole as a retro game should be in the end. (But i know it will not fancy everyone who isn't yet as old als me) ^_^\nTo conclude, it's a very enjoyable game guys but keep in mind that this game offers nothing spectacular, however what if does offer works very well together as a whole and it's very stable on whatever system you like running it on.\nThe developers are all very nice and responsive to feedback and offer help as soon as they can, which is always a really nice way to support the future projects for this developing team.\nThere's still more to say about this game obviously, but i'm not a man of many hints or spoilers so i can only advice others to check out the game (it's also offering regular discounts etc) and it's not expensive to get at all considering what you get in return.\nGive it a try guys, and thumbs up if you like it and if not well refund it for something else (Steam).\nCheers!", u'hours': 7.2, u'date': u'2017-09-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198029242857', u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 390, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Yozuryu', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 572, u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-09-15', u'text': u"A talking save point remind you to save the game and heal you just before the first boss,\neven though you can save anywhere in the game.\nvery great game. 10/10. need more of this good guy talking save point.\nJokes aside,\nI think this game mainly appeal to those who plays older RPGs with the pixel graphics.\nFor me this game remind me so much of RPGs that I used to play when I was little.\nAnd because of that, I decided to try this game, and I must say I'm really impressed.\nThe game have a very well-made pixel graphic with great battle, walking, and even expression animation.\nThe music is really great and really capture the moments in the game.\nThe Battle system uses simple RPG basics such as attacks, skills, magic, equips, with no confusing stuff, and that is a big plus for me.\nThe story is good with some comedy here and there. (I might need to update this later after beating the game)\nI definitely recommend this game for those who likes a well-crafted old-style RPG.\nAlso a new DLC is coming up that adds New Game+ Content. The more reason to play this game!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Mia', u'hours': 31.4, u'products': 149, u'product_id': u'631920', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-09-14', u'text': u'What a cute little game! The puzzles are actually quite fun, though they do make me feel a bit stupid at times. Some are pure logic ones involving levers, weights, timing, and so forth, but a fair amount of others have to do with figuring out the geometry of the space you\'re in. The game is quite beautiful at times, and while it feels (I can\'t tell for sure yet) like it is not going to have many sandbox elements or choices, it\'s pretty relaxing if you take your time. Just take a look at the video and I hope you\'ll see that this is no ordinary "random game that was released with a flurry of other games on Steam", the developer put a true effort into making it worth the bother.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'AntiVVeaboo', u'text': u'Vniqve\npoint n click game\nimagine aladdin + terminator haha..', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2015-08-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 3803, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'BatGirlJack', u'text': u"This game wasn't great. The character walks so....so....painfully slow. Puzzles were often fun though. S'ok if you can buy during a crazy sale.", u'hours': 6.4, u'date': u'2015-05-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198117374265', u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 277, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'gbors', u'text': u'The magic of indie games is that you never know where you find hidden gems. Big Brain Wolf is a decent game by all means - reasonably funny story, decent puzzles, acceptable visuals and music. It\'s worth a EURs, but certainly you can find better puzzle games.\nHowever, just as a kind of throwaway, there are six "training exercises" in the game which are simply superb. With short scientific background and a few pointers, they aim at various functions of the human brain - they measure the players performance and offer development in an easy to understand manner. For these exercises the game is definitely recommended.', u'hours': 6.9, u'date': u'2015-04-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197991465987', u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 832, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'msamarth24', u'text': u'Game purchesed months back. The game is soo dead that it does not even have players equal to the amount of bucks i spent to buy this game. Game is really good. Player base is\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665can not give it a thumbs up after playing only practice.', u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 38, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'New Year Arancii', u'text': u'It is quite decent actually, I see nothing wrong with it if only there were more people playing it.', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 4, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 680, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'JerlBays', u'hours': 5.2, u'products': 155, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'text': u'every character in the game blends directly into the background you cannot see \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665anywhere, every character looks exactly the same, too, and having hitscan in zero gravity defeats the whole purpose of zero gravity and makes it feel exactly the same as on the ground.\nThe game actually shines brighter in the gravity areas then in the zero-g areas', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'cakravartin', u'text': u"Great Classic RPG. If you like RPG's and don't mind the graphics this is a game you should try.", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198061206432', u'product_id': u'267670', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 106, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'jack', u'hours': 2.5, u'products': 412, u'product_id': u'267670', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-07', u'text': u'Love all Realms of Arkadia series. This is Sparta! ;)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'trew domko', u'text': u'eh boring real fast', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-06-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198147789412', u'product_id': u'267670', u'page_order': 4, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 365, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Universal Gamer', u'text': u"Realms of Arkania (RoE)\nThe series is an interesting oldie, not saying it isn't good, just that it is interesting.\nMore for the older RPG gamers, and those that enjoy the older style CRPG's.\nWorthy for the collection.\n- Universal Gamer\n***\nI should elaborate on my review.\nA must with this game is a copy of the Game Handbook/Manual, as it will explain and clarify a vast amount of information with the game and gameplay.\nAlso with this game is the combat, you need to spend quite a bit of time with it before it not only makes sense but you understand how it flows (It may a seem confusing on the entry level)\n- Universal Gamer\n***", u'hours': 11.2, u'date': u'2017-06-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198067563194', u'product_id': u'267670', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 89, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Self-rescuing Princess', u'text': u"This is an incredibly cool puzzle game with some very interesting mechanics. Watch the video - it gives a better overview of the play mechanics than I could describe. There's no real story, but there is a cute little comic-book that's revealed page by page as you progress. It doesn't tie into the gameplay at all, but it's enough to keep you wanting to see the next page.\nThe one problem with this game is that it's short. There are lots of levels, but each is only a single screen, and many of them are quite easy. I finished the whole thing in two hours, but I still feel I got my money's worth.", u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2017-06-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197999920412', u'product_id': u'448800', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 106, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'tearfromthered', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 470, u'product_id': u'448800', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-05-26', u'text': u'Smart "two-sticks" puzzle. Gradual new features and way to make you struggle.\nSadly the visual and overall experience is a bit limited in term of global experience.\nA good enough puzzle game but the competion is though in this genre. Not recommanded at full price.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Grey_Goo', u'text': u'NICE GAME !', u'hours': 3.1, u'date': u'2017-03-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198054159783', u'product_id': u'448800', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 116, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Pikapool', u'text': u"Goliath is a crafting action rpg game that has lots of potential that hasnt been used by the dev. Despite all of its flaws, this game is still fun regardless. You are newbie pilot who are going for a test fly(drive) of your newly built plane, something goes wrong, your plane crash and you wake up on a remote strange place. Its your job to find a way to go back to Earth. You can create giant robots which called Goliath to do 90% of your things. Without the Goliath, you're going to die in less than 5 seconds against an enemy or two, cause they can kill you in 2-3 hits, some can one hit you.\nPros:\n- Crafting system, is similar like crafting anywhere, but you get quite lots of things to craft, from weapons, healing items, materials, buildings and goliaths.\n- Every shards (thats what the world in Goliath called) has its own biome and creatures in it, there are 4 biomes, wood/forest, swamp, desert and snow/ice.\n- Goliath, your best friend and your armor. You can ride them or switch them to auto pilot, but riding them is the best option, cause the AI is not the best. If you encounter enemies while auto piloting, your goliath will got rekt pretty quick. Just ride them. There are 4 types of goliath, wood, iron, stone and crystal. Each has its own skill sets, atributes and effects. And to add complexity, each type of Goliath has its own variants (think of it as armor), example, wood goliath has coal armor, snipe armor, pirate armor, etc. And each of them has its own effects, pretty nice. You can equip melee and range weapons for each of your goliath. You can store them if you are not using them or deconstruct them to get some materials. To unlock a certain goliath variants, you have to complete the experiments associated with it on the Experiment tab.\n- Factions, there are 3 factions in Goliath, Fox, Forgers and the Robots (sorry I dont remember the third one). By improving your faction points in certain faction, you can trade with them and help them solve quests. Sadly, there is nothing more than this.\n- Crystals, this is one the important resources, you use this to teleport to another shards and to upgrade your equipments later in the game when you have recruited certain NPC\n- As I mentioned above, you can recruit 5 NPC to work with you in the  game, they have a purpose, such as a material trader and a beastmaster (to see monsters you have killed), weapon trader, heal your goliath, upgrade your equipments, bringing you random materials in a certain period of time.\n- Combat is ok, each goliath can only equip weapons made from the materials associated with them, example, wood goliath can only equip wooden weapons, stone goliath with stone weapons, etc. And the main character you ask? Nah, the main character Gromov is like a pudding, soft, weak and tasty, he cant equip or even upgrade his initial revolver. Stick to your goliath.\nCons:\n- Story is meh.\n- Lack of enemies variation\n- The worlds are pretty much copy paste\n- Why I cant upgrade or equip Gromov with equip?? Its frustrating when my goliath got destroyed and I am out of warp stone in the middle of the map, and has to travel far to get back to my base, the revolver can suck bull's\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 it takes 7-9 hit to kill the chicken enemy (or dodo, i dont care). Gromov only has 1 active skill, invisibility. This is a potential you can use.\n- Combat is lack of guard button, its funny that a goliath so big cant block.\n- Lack of storage, I had tons of weapons on my storage which is unused because of lack of inventory slots, and I can only bring 6 weapons at a time. And I only has 3 chests to store my things, I thought I could craft more chests, oh boy I was wrong.\n- Add Sprint button for the goliath. The goliath walks a little bit slowUse the crystal goliath to travel around, the crystal one can warp, before you get the crystal one, the iron one is okay.\nPick this whenever you like sale or no sale, imo, its worth the price.", u'hours': 22.0, u'date': u'2017-02-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 682, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Hand of Sheog', u'text': u"There are a couple of glitches, that's for sure, and the game can be devilishly difficult sometimes, but it's very enjoyable. I takes some getting used to, and requires a small strategic bend of mind.\nUltimately, I enjoy this game.", u'hours': 25.5, u'date': u'2017-01-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198060876173', u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 141, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'dcc105ruler', u'text': u'Spoliers for ye\n*Starts game*\n*Gets to part about armor: "Oh yeah, some armor would be cool to go get the mech." 5 seconds later "Nevermind its not a suit of armor its a giant wooden golem. That makes no sense but all right."\n*Later in game: Oh yeah! I would go with these fox people, seems like the only non lying faction."\n*Later again: Oh nevermind thats a total lie go and mc-fry yourselves thanks.\n*Where I am now: WOW. THATS A BIG GAS BREATHING WHATEVER THAT IS. OK ITS DEAD. EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE."', u'hours': 11.2, u'date': u'2016-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 134, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Faudraline', u'text': u'I am genuinely baffled by my conflicting feelings over this "Lovecraftian" adventure game. Okay,\nis nothing miraculous. It\'s old, it\'s clunky, full of bugs with irritable animations... yet still manages to set an eerie enough atmosphere to drive your perception skills to its limits. For that account only, it is not possible to recommend this game to anyone. Even if one is to set aside the fact that the game is raddled with bugs, it would still be an acquired taste forced down your throat.\nIt\'s year 1927 in rickety village of Pawtuxet, Rhode Island. A silent afternoon is abruptly interrupted for young William Stanton by his friend, Edgar Wycherley. Edgar seems off, panicked and fearful. He entrusts William an odd pyramid shaped relic and asks for him to protect it, even from Edgar himself at all costs. Then, Edgar takes off as oddly as he appeared before William\'s door. Minutes later, Doctor Egleton, Wycherley\'s family doctor visits William to inform that Edgar hasn\'t been himself lately, consumed by his studies of archeology and asks William to inform him immediately if Edgar is to be contacted. After these strange visits, William decides to visit Edgar himself and learn more about these "studies" of Edgar\'s in hopes of aiding his friend. That\'s how young and avid William Stanton gets himself into an interplanar mess centering a quite specific book of occult: Necronomicon.\nSo far, so good. The story is interesting to begin with, weaved with mummies, strange disappearances, long deceased ancestors, sigils and summoning of spirits. Yet is the presentation of the story fulfilling and satisfying as the game progresses? That, I\'d like to vote as abstaining. There is a great amount of lore thrown around for us to monitor and take note, but they are not processed as elegantly as possible in my opinion. Anecdotes keep coming to us without any time for us to digest any kind of on-goings. On that part, it is bad construction for a story revelation.\nThe game hailing from 2001, graphics are nothing extraordinary, a bit clucky and plastic even for character models. Aside oddly shaped characters, the basic environment presents a creepy yet dull atmosphere suitable for any gothic setting, yet it doesn\'t actually deliver the Lovecraftian elegance that one would be waiting. Voice acting is neat, with accents of the original time period, but without the option of a subtitle, and much information for you to pursue hidden in cinematic dialogues - without an option to record spoken information in game - ends up being a complete obstacle for progression. You have to play this game with pen and paper + earphones if you\'d like to make something out of the story.\nWe are already used to the linear gameplay for an adventure game, but\ntakes this part a bit more seriously than it should. One of the main problems for this game, if you ask me, is that you are expected to complete one solemn action at a time, and unless you discover and accomplish that specific action, nothing progresses. You are allowed to explore on your own; it just won\'t do any good. That\'s why everything turns into an "action hunt" on a wide map for you to figure out quickly.\nPuzzles are another issue altogether. They are quite obscure even with the collectible information, asking you to run through a series of spiritual and occult references - most of them are authentic, by the way: kudos on that part - to figure out your next step. They are never easy and demand that you take notes in every step of your game. I\'d love that if the lore that we use for puzzles would be at least somewhat relevant to the plotline that we are pursuing... It is mostly not. Oh, and remember "Old Ones" concept that we were so excited about, because, I don\'t know, this is a LOVECRAFTIAN game? It really doesn\'t deliver at all.\nCombined with a series of common bugs that would make the game impossible to finish without an exe. copy of an old retail cd - it is possible to reach one in the guide section of community -\nends up being a lame adventure game with some cool references thrown around. If you are a fan of Lovecraftian literature, sure, you can try. But even then, I\'d doubt that you\'d enjoy it much. I tried so hard to like this game but even as a Lovecraft fan myself, I sadly did not.\nPlease also check out Lady Storyteller\'s Curator page\n- follow for regular updates on reviews for other games!', u'hours': 6.0, u'date': u'2015-11-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 1825, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'sharpedog101', u'text': u'This game is good, but what annoys me that steam as stopped them so they cannot update the game because some stupid idiots gave it a negative review. if you would of gave them time they was actually going to update the bugs and port the ios version over. but since it got negative reviews steam stopped them from updating the game. in which case its going to be like that forever which is ashame really. Some people are absolute inpatient at times', u'hours': 3.7, u'date': u'2015-08-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198142732327', u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 67, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'cal-mo-dee', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 657, u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-08-07', u'text': u"An adventure game in which you can go around knocking on many doors where no one answers.  Thrilling. Not.\nVery little guidance, no clues.\nThe puzzles, as other reviewers have mentioned are tedious. It's not that they require more attention or cleverness than other games, it is simply a matter of having to attempt everything that you can possibly attempt in order to advance to the next one. That is infuriatingly difficult because every scene looks identical to the next, every character has the same graphics, every voice has the same terrible voice actor. You'll retrace your steps many times, and eventually give up. This is not a game, it's a piece of software intended to induce anger.\nGo ahead, find this review unhelpful. In what way am I not helping you understand that this game is utterly awful? Do not buy it. Don't even finish reading this review, just run away.\nIf it's true that Steam are preventing the developer from making updates that is terrible. The fair thing would have been to remove this game from the catalog. Stop offering it in bundles. Stop selling it. It's just a testament to Steam's poor screening process from back in the day.\nI thought I told you to stop reading this. You rebel.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'AndQuester', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 128, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'text': u'Too boring for me, more like a free mobile game. There is nothing really wrong with the game but just not for me.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Xaliven', u'text': u'Way too indie for my taste!', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 1, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 35, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Baltifru SARL', u'text': u"Back to Bed is not the game of the century, but it will definitely entertain you if you like puzzle games.\nThe game feels like Chu Chu Rocket, except that Bob (the character to be brought back to bed) is moving right from the start of each level, so it feels much more dynamic. You have to think fast to put the obstacles/bridges on time so that Bob reaches his destination safely. The mechanics are very well thought, although overall I feel the game was not super challenging, and there is not so much diversity in the puzzles.\nFor a little game like this, the design is nice and cute. Bob's dreams give you a nice sensation of peace mixed with surrealistic elements.\nIt took me only 4 hours to unlock all achievements. I think Back to Bed would have benefited a lot from a level editor, unfortunately there is none.\nBack to Bed is a nice puzzle game for casual gamers. For harcore gamers, the game is probably a little too easy and short. However, if you are looking for games to complete 100% for your Steam profile, Back to Bed is perfect !", u'hours': 4.2, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198066905165', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 97, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Finger', u'text': u"Game is GREAT, graphics aren't bad, art is GREAT! EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS GAME IS GREAT...except, pathfinding is messed up and has been ever since I've purchased it here on steam about 5-6 years ago. It will never be fixed I'm afraid because if it hasn't been fixed by now, it will never.\nI belive the patch that was incorperated into this to give it bigger graphics messed it up because I do not remember them able to go above 1024x768 on the old cd version.\nSo, Steam version don't work, maybe if you want it bad enough you can find on another game site and it will work.", u'hours': 6.4, u'date': u'2017-07-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197963852846', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 522, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'49 Times', u'text': u"The game itself is great. Gameplay is very fun, story is as edgy as comic book cliches can get, characters are interesting and unique, game mechanics are a breath of fresh air even to this date. You can even create your own heroes and use them in the main campaign, and there is still some additional content like more hero models on the web to download if you look hard enough to customize it further. Most of my steam playtime is playing around with character customization and coming up with my own heroes, but I have played through this game about 7 times back in the day. Sadly, it's dated now, and while it does not affect my rating in terms of the game itself, it is worth noting that you have to put a ton of effort to make this game work on modern systems. So I DO recommend you play this game, but be prepared to put some effort into making it work once you do. But seriously, do it. It's worth it. 9/10", u'hours': 40.6, u'date': u'2017-07-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198013990072', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 614, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'PlayForFun29', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 18, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-07-14', u'text': u'This version of the game is not playable on windows 7-10 please fix it already.\nbest game ever if it worked \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Toyoch', u'hours': 1.6, u'products': 4559, u'product_id': u'288690', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2014-05-16', u'text': u"Main Story is beatable in 1-2 hours. very easy for a Sudoku game. There's few gamemodes within Sudoku in Story mode:\nClue find - Regular Sudoku without time limit, fill the big square with ? marks.\nInspection - Fill the entire Sudokus(9 big squares, 81 tiles) several times Within time limit.\nLockpick - Fill the center tile with correct number(4 wrong number to fail), Within the time limit.\nChase - Fill the tile with red footprint. Taking more time = more tiles to deal with.\nThe ball rotation with RMB is hard to control, thus it would frustrate you in timed levels.\nOther than that, control is quite generic for sudokus(number keys and - key work and recommended)\nI've been a fan of connected sudokus(those are connected at corners), but in Main Story mode they haven't fully used its goodness.\nIn Classic mode it's used well, and plays better than 4 minigames Story mode offered.\n7/10, Get it only if you like Sudokus. If you're detective fan, there are better games around.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'snowstorm125', u'text': u"I played Another World when i was 6 years old on the amiga 500 and it still holds up\nPROS\nHD graphics gives the game a nice touch.\nThere is a hard mode.\nCan put the res up higher for sharper picture.\nthere are some great puzzles to solve as well as action shooting and platfrom parts.\nCONS\nCrashes if played on xbox 360 controller have to play on keyboard\nquite a short game 3 to 4 hours if you don't know what your doing if you played before 1 to 2 hours long.\nIt's a amiga classic :)", u'hours': 3.0, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198150931046', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 379, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'tvdasala', u'text': u"The game is not working, seems like an unfinished product. UI is unresponsive and poorly made, can't get past the initial menus, there's a point where it asks me if I want to resume game, settings or quit game, but the pointer and selection disappears, and no matter what I chose, I can't start the game. What a disappointment, was looking forward to some nostalgia.", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198077541654', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 119, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'darklordcthulhuu', u'hours': 3.2, u'products': 15, u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-11-03', u'text': u"This is not your typical wargame. I admit I had a hard time at first getting used to the impulse system.\nIt does have a certain charm once you get used to it and it's rather unique. Very happy with my acquisition!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'professor_chaoss', u'text': u"I've had a great time playing it against a friend. It's a cool little game. The design is pretty slick and elegant, nothing fancy.", u'hours': 7.4, u'date': u'2016-11-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198285915314', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 18, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Urthur', u'text': u'Three types of units:  Armor, foot infantry, motorized infantry.  Map is divided into sectors, only one of which can be active at a time, thus limiting your tactical options.  AI is superb fighting along the front, but is subsceptible to flanking along the southern border.  Not a true wargame in my mind due to the "artificial" constraints on movement; seems more like a chess-type game where you can move three chess pieces at once.  Still, a challenging puzzle for the price and one which can give you a few hours of fun (and frustration).  Replay value is low.', u'hours': 51.7, u'date': u'2016-10-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198046443612', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 64, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Ilsken Gravling', u'text': u"First time I've seen infantry being able to overrun armour across open terrain, in a wargame claiming to be historically correct.\nThat aside, there are a lot of things done right, but in the end it's not something to write home about if compared to boardgames like Ardennes '44, The Last Blitzkrieg or even Enemy Action: Ardennes and FAB The Bulge, of which Battle of the Bulge borrows heavily from.\nIf you're into something easy and amusing for an evening or two, you can do worse and from that perspective it gets a thumbs up.\nNote: Thumbs up.\nBut if you're a grognard used to pushing real life counterstacks around you're going to be disappointed by the hype and the rave reviews by a starved audience.\nIt's not a bad game. It's an okay game made to look amazing by the horribly poor competition of other PC wargames.\nThat's why I give it a thumbs down.", u'hours': 5.4, u'date': u'2016-09-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198082168992', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 87, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Toasty', u'text': u'Can we get the other games on steam too?', u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198060425410', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 208, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Reen', u'text': u"I'm not good at STG, but this game is fun to play.", u'hours': 7.0, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198278001988', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 35, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'\u30a2\u30d1\u30c3\u30c1\u30d8\u30ea\u30b3\u30d7\u30bf\u30fc', u'text': u"The fact that ZUN has begun to put more of his games onto Steam for other people unfamilar with the bullet hell genre is incredible. Although some people might not enjoy bullet hell games, any game from Touhou is certainly different from the others out there. If anyone is interested in the genre, I highly suggest that you try it out, it's challenging but rewarding once you understand the patterns.\nPlus flying girls shooting at each other with awesome music and visuals is always fun.", u'hours': 6.7, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198126841796', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 30, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Mr.Black', u'text': u'Source filmmaker the only and the best way to animating or make high quality pictures.\nI use this only to make pictures animating is still too hard for me. :P', u'hours': 31.6, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198313317686', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 85, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Radical Larry', u'text': u"It's a shame I can't actually make anything good out of it.", u'hours': 33.9, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198257209664', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 11, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Asuki Takanashi Yuuki', u'hours': 170.4, u'products': 18, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'text': u'great software great for meme\nI LOVE IT!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Kythoran', u'text': u'Fantastic recreation of old school 8-bit rpgs. Combat is not difficult, game is relatively short, but all in all it was an enjoyable experience.', u'hours': 14.7, u'date': u'2017-09-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198419244325', u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 7, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Wiegraf', u'hours': 13.8, u'products': 724, u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-09-12', u'text': u"Shadows of Adam brings back the old SNES era JRPG style with many inspirations that shows clearly both in its presentation and gameplay.\nFor example, one hour into the game and you will make parallels between this game and Mystic Quest, Lufia II, Secret of the Stars and many other. Along with a turn-based battle system using an AP system where you recover some AP every turn and unique skills for every character that can synergize quite well with one another, the animation quality is quite top notch and surprisingly pleasant.\nThe soundtrack, which is available as a separate download, sounds very retro with a few memorable themes. At times however, there seems to be a disrepancy between the styles used as some themes will definitively feel like an attempt to reproduce MIDI chips while other themes will be much more orchestrated in style. As for overall sound design, battles definitively feel much more impactful than expected, with hits and skills being satisfactingly deep and crisp.\nThe story is entertaining yet not something that will blow away expectations. However, it has enough original ideas to make you continue on your quest. Some characters are quite interesting and funny while one in particular is a dead giveaway for a well known antagonist from another JRPG. Regardless, the heroes themselves have interesting personalities that, unlike most recent JRPGs, aren't too outlandish or exagerated; for the genre, the heroes feel grounded and believable instead of face-palmingly annoying.\nThe pacing is controlled in dungeon by the use of puzzles that uses specific mechanics. Some of these puzzles will leave you pondering on the solution for quite some time (and for that, let me advise you : the solution is usually far less complex than you expect) which lengthens the experience. All in all, I believe a good hour to an hour and a half might've been of puzzle solving. And the final dungeon gave a twist with one of the puzzles that I really didn't expect.\nGear progression is linear in that most towns will give you progressively better gear while dungeons will have a few unique pieces hidden behind more difficult puzzles. Given the gear is divived only between Weapon, Armor and Accessory, I was pleased that seeking the harder to find items often gave a serious boon to your characters.\nOverall, the experience is very nice for the price tag and the game can run for around 12 to 14 hours, depending on your puzzle deduction skills and willingness to search for secrets and endgame quests for the truly powerful equipment.\nIf you're looking for a little throwback to the early SNES era JRPGs and want something that feels polished as you play it, then this title definitively deserves to be given a try.\nIt definitively makes me look forward to the next game this developer will create.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Love Is Over', u'hours': 12.4, u'products': 126, u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-08-26', u'text': u"A fun, short (my total playtime was 12 hours, and I missed a few secrets) RPG that brings to mind late NES and early SNES era games, especially Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest. The best thing about it by far is the combat system, which uses a %-based system where each skill consumes a set amount, and you regenerate a set amount at the beginning of each combat round. The game has no random encounters, which is pleasant, with enemies appearing stationary and generally just blocking your path.\nThe downside is that the game's dialogue, characters, and story are pretty forgettable, and what drove me to keep playing was learning new abilities, finding new gear, and coming up with new strategies to fight the enemies. The combat system is definitely the game's strong point -- I ended up not really caring about the characters or their motivations. The graphics are reasonably well-done with only some minor silliness here and there (like a wide space that looks like you could walk through being impassable, or blatant arrows showing where you can jump down instead of a subtler, more natural-looking hint).\nMy other complaints are minor and come down to personal preference. Each character only has three equipment slots: a weapon, an armour, and an accessory, which is a bit lacking compared to some RPGs. Additionally, aside from choosing an accessory (and some optional endgame gear), there's no real customization for characters in terms of skills or stats. They always level up the same way and learn the same skills at the same levels. This is fine for a relatively simple game like this, but if you're looking for extensive character cutomization, you won't find it here. Lastly, some of the enemies in optional lategame dungeons are very frustrating to deal with -- not a major strike against the game, just a personal gripe.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'IceStorm', u'hours': 6.4, u'products': 1381, u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2015-04-16', u'text': u'Not recommended, could have been so much better as a game. Strangest thing is, finding the puzzles is a lot harden then actually solving the puzzles. Style and and story are not too bad but gameplay is. Some of the puzzles are just vague or accept only a specific solution.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'sfnhltb', u'text': u'Overall: Okay adventure puzzle game with some nice extras.\nThere are basically two sides to this game - you can run through the point and click story interspersed with 60 puzzles of varying types (some puzzles are quite similar to each other, but nothing gets overused too much). The story isn\'t anything special, and the humour which plays a lot on the stereotypes of various fairytale characters didn\'t really work for me, but it didn\'t really detract or annoy me either. The running about between screens clicking on everything to try and ensure you unlock all the puzzles before ending the chapter was a little annoying, but there aren\'t too many characters/places so again not a show stopper.\nThe bonus for me was the 6 extra puzzle modes that you can play to earn hints for the story mode, which are nicely set up and reasonably broad - so for example you have a symbol matching puzzle where you have to match the symbol that appears in the centre of the screen with the other copy of it that appears amid a bunch of decoy symbols, and you have about 3 seconds to click the right one. The key here is it automatically balances the difficult of each of the puzzles - as you do better you get more decoys, more complex symbols, and the decoys become more similar to the target.\nThe other 5 are different types of endless puzzle:\n- Picking out a shape out of several others that describes itself incorrectly - so it might say "yellow square" but actually be red (occasionally the rules reverse to have to pick out the correct shape with most descriptions being wrong),\n- A "Simon Says" pattern repeating puzzle, which gets more fun when you have to enter the sequence backwards\n- reading an analogue clock face as it gets rotated, loses most of the digits, and finally gets flipped as if you are reading it via a mirror\n- A dual puzzle where you have to count the number of each colour of coin and enter them, but also up to three independent timers appear as well with a number on them - after you estimate that many seconds has expired since each timer appeared you click it (while trying not to distract your count of the coins)\n-A puzzle I suck at where it tells you peoples names, and the object associated with them. Once it has finished the list it then either shows you the object and asks you to type in the matching name, or tells you the name and shows you 10 objects for you to pick which was associated to them\nThis obviously gives it a lot of replayability that the story part of the game doesn\'t have, and the fairly widely scaling automatic difficulty levels these extra puzzles have built in should make it suitable for a quite wide range of abilities.', u'hours': 5.3, u'date': u'2015-01-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197971341065', u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 2998, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Roh-Bear!', u'hours': 11.5, u'products': 33, u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2014-12-31', u'text': u"I would love to recommend this game, it has great visuals, an engaging story line, and clever puzzles. It's everything you could want in a point and click adventure/puzzle game. However, I run a Mac and after I upgraded by OS to Maverick (almost a year ago now I believe) the game will no longer run. Based on the community thread for this game, this is a problem both with Mavericks and Yosemite, so it doesn't run on either of the two current Mac OSs. That is why I can't recommend this game. I don't know if it's kept up with the newer Windows versions, but on Mac it is a total failure, which is pretty sad really. It's a great game if you can actually play it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'BoomBoomBrucey', u'hours': 4.9, u'products': 140, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'text': u"Really wish I could get a refund, the first 2 hours were fun but then the problems started as more and more people stopped playing. Needless to say, I doubt I'll be coming back.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Kalashnikov', u'hours': 9.4, u'products': 138, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'text': u'extreme lack of marketing from the very beginning killed this game. if they add bots at least i could say i had some use for the game but as of right now its a $30 HDD weight. no players.\n+good gfx\n+good gunplay\n+good level design\n+good sfx\n+unique gameplay', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'assist 7 lol', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 30, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'text': u'over hyped', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'FunkyMonkeyBabys', u'text': u"I am a casual gamer that enjoys fps games such as CS:GO, COD, BF, and Overwatch. I saw the gameplay video of this game back in August/September 2017 and it looked pretty awesome. I finally bought the game yesterday because it was finally on sale +/- USD$8 in Indonesia, only to find out hours later regarding the active player base. This is my 2nd day of trying to find my first quick match ever! Can't review about the game since I've played only practice match. So disappointed and I will not recommend this game or this developer to anyone until they have a healthy active player base. Lesson learned.", u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198053183428', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 17, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'The Forgotten', u'hours': 2.8, u'products': 84, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'text': u"This, if it had a playerbase would be a decent game. some people talk about P2W elements and when I played for short while, looking through research I DN how, impactful it would be as there's no way to compare but, it's something like having 1 additional perk in battle. BE that I hadn't able look at everything, it would be an alright game if only it didn't have, 0 players playing when I was on and only maxed out over 200. Then, it be a totally different game. Being able test out pvp instead of coop w/ AI bots vs AI bots. But, if this was to become popular again I would recommend it, but at moment how it stands I can't.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Rapxtor', u'hours': 59.7, u'products': 1597, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-06-21', u'text': u'Ive always been a fan of the C&C franchise, and this one follow the same line, and i can see it initial potential, the gameplay was also interesting but simplistic and artificially cramped with vision ranges, it still is fun to play and I enjoyed it for few hours but the lack of players just pushed me away since there is some issues with the game AI.\nIt\'s heavly P2W system with the need to use monetised supplies to use various strong abilities, supplies which are designed to run out unless you pay money to keep it up, the alternative to be a second class player very significantly weaker for many/most of your games to gain the privilege to fight on equal terms in some games.\nThey also removed the PvE mode, and this was problably what "killed" the game by making any PvE supply grind unavailable, so it leaves players without options besides wasting money or leave it for other game.\nUnless you are willing to put some time and money in it, don\'t bother, it had some good ideas, but a very bad system make it a pain to feel any progression whatsoever.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Drowning witch', u'text': u"15 hours later and I've finished creating half of my party. that's 3 out of 6 characters. I read the official English manual a few times, read the alternate Amiga manual in English as it is more detailed, and also Google translated large chucks of the German manual, which is the most complete. I've also read two GOG forum threads on spells. There were 2 threads needed to just list all the spells and describe them each with a single sentence as the forum post size limit was reached.\nWill report back in 2020 once I get to play a bit, and my kids will let your kids know about the ending.\nWould get a doctorate in pen&paper RPG's again. 12/10 IGN", u'hours': 91.6, u'date': u'2017-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 14, u'product_id': u'267670', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 1025, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'SprzedawcaOsocza', u'text': u"RPG to the bone, very detailed, time-consuming, nail-biting block buster. It doesn't matter the graphic and audio is poor - that was the standard in the early 90's. I recommend this game very much, mainly due to the whole atmosphere and advanced role-playing aspects.", u'hours': 27.6, u'date': u'2016-12-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198042694115', u'product_id': u'267670', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 36, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'LL KooL K', u'text': u'This is no game...\nCards farming 10/10', u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2016-09-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'267670', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 2861, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'dangerous.jack', u'text': u"Tight, clever gameplay.  Makes you feel smart when you solve some of the devious later game puzzles.  Love that it doesn't overstay its welcome; it focuses on exploring the parallel mechanic and doesn't give you hours of repetitive filler.  The narrative comics are simple yet engaging.", u'hours': 3.7, u'date': u'2017-03-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198083035634', u'product_id': u'448800', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 65, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'JimDeadlock', u'hours': 4.6, u'products': 1187, u'product_id': u'448800', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-03-19', u'text': u"If you take a brief glance at a video for this you may think it's all about timing and dexterity but it's nothing of the sort. This is a puzzler through and through.\nYou have two rooms: orange on the left, blue on the right, with a jellyfish in each. The two rooms are usually identical, sometimes there is a small difference. Using your left and right controller sticks, you have to move both of your jellyfish to the exit portals at the opposite ends of the rooms. Doorways are guarded by sentinels with vision arcs, and if one of your jellyfish gets caught by an arc he's zapped back to his starting position.\nPlaced at strategic points around the rooms are powerups. Each jellyfish can collect one at a time and use them to solve the puzzle. In the vast majority of levels the powerups are used to help the opposite jellyfish, so you mostly only need to control one at a time to complete the puzzle in sections.\nThe most prominent powerup opens a circular portal to the other side, so a common solution is to place a portal in an area where there's a sentinel nearby on the opposite site, then go and collect a 'summoning bell' powerup and use it to call the sentinel away, allowing the other jellyfish to sneak past. Other powerups include switching one (or both) jellyfish to the opposite side; transporting sentinels to the other side; setting quick-transport lines to convenient locations in the other room.\nThere are a small number of levels where you have to use a bit of dexterity to move both jellyfish swiftly and simultaneously to get past sentinels before they return, but generally you can play at your own pace and deal with one jellyfish at a time. It doesn't require the reflexes of a housefly by any means.\nLevel overview is rather nice, you move your 2 jellyfish to the portal to start a level in the same way as you would within the level. There are 13 sections each with a random number of levels between 3-5. As you complete a section you're rewarded with a wordless comic strip panel depicting the story of a boy and his robot. It seems rather pointless but why not, I guess. There is one glaring issue with this game: each time you complete a level it is LOCKED and you can't go back to replay it. Bizarre. The dev says he had no idea that people would want to replay levels. Erm, OK...\nThe game is currently Windows only, but there is Linux in the offing once the dev has worked out some bugs with it. Steam Cloud, trading cards and achievements included.\nAlthough there are comparatively few graphical elements, it's tasteful and stylish. There's a blue/orange theme throughout which helps your brain connect with the puzzle system. The whole thing shimmers like a desert heatwave - no, my video isn't fuzzy, that's how it actually looks.\nMusic is more of a background ambiance with no melody and the sound effects are the usual thing, it's all pretty standard stuff for this type of game.\nThere are a few downright easy levels, even in the later stages, but generally I'd say medium difficulty. Levels will keep you thinking for a few minutes but not much longer than that. It's a casual, relaxing game with no danger of rage-quit.\nIt's a good quality game and you won't be disappointed, but with 50-60 levels, many of which don't take long to solve, this is a rather short game for the price. The final achievement is called 35:00 which means you can speedrun the entire game in 35 minutes, and this is the only replay value you'll get out of it. I would wait for a 50% sale.\nIt's a pleasant, satisfying game with an interesting and unusual concept. It's fun while it lasts, but this is not one you'll be adding to your favourites. You'll play it once, enjoy it, then move on and forget about it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'jackscape', u'hours': 3.8, u'products': 241, u'product_id': u'448800', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-03-14', u'text': u'its pretty great', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'raefisto', u'hours': 4.9, u'products': 339, u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-09-04', u'text': u'Fun game with a good crafting sytem. Perfect fo people who like hoarding every item every.\nnot so good targeting controlls\nAlmost every enemy scales to your level so it seems like the game never gets easier.\nOkay if you want a constant grind/challange tho', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Incipit SISSY 10 MY CAT!!!!!', u'text': u'I HATE THIS GAME SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!\nDOSNT TELL YA WHERE TO GO AN\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665!\nGET STUCK FAST IN THE GAME!!!\n-100/100 GAY AS HELL!!', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2015-07-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'user_id': u'76561198021757575', u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 444, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'ScareCAT', u'text': u'This is a hard game to recommend to some people. I actually liked the animation, though it is admittedly clunky. I also enjoyed the music plus I am a huge fan of Lovecraft and anything (well almost anything) based on his writing. That said this game has some very cool \'Lovecraft" moments and is based upon the story "The Case of Charles Dexter Ward". The game play  issues with the game are the problems towards the end where you cannot get an important piece from an alchemist set you find earlier in the game; it is EXTREMELY frustrating. Also it is point and click game with short cut aways. However with that said, I think people are being too hard on the game. If you have no experience in reading Lovecraft this probably is not the game for you. It is not especially violent or typical of most games that are popular right now, slow and lots of reading/puzzles but with a very well done creepy feel. It doesn\'t have super flashy graphics as only a few people actually designed and made it. But I still enjoyed it and was quite happy once the bug with the case was ammeliorated by using the link provided above in another review. All that said, if you\'re not a hard core Lovecraft fan you might not like it. 8/10', u'hours': 6.6, u'date': u'2015-07-11', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198131393059', u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 284, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'JessetheGengar', u'text': u'baaaddddddd', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2015-04-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198059093763', u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 125, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'BruceWayne4', u'hours': 4.2, u'products': 10, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'text': u'Played, got back to bed.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'nujumkey', u'hours': 3.3, u'products': 382, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'text': u'This puzzle game revolves around building a maze to get your sleepwalking friend bob into bed. You ... are a dog? The story is weird but it keeps the general theme of "keep Bob safe" so everything you do and all the weird stuff you encounter sort of make sense. There\'s some fun imagery to delve into if you have the time.\nThe actual maze building gameplay is more action oriented than actual puzzle solving. In terms of the puzzles it\'s mostly "Put down thing to make Bob not move there." Fairly simple, but the game adds difficulty by varying the platforms Bob has to walk through and limiting the number of objects you can use to move Bob. Usually you can\'t just place all the objects down and let Bob walk the maze on his own, you don\'t have the resources.\nThere\'s a lot of running around and it\'s a lot more active then the puzzle gameS i\'ve played recently. Most puzzles i\'ve played recently (like hexcells) are very slow and require you to stop and fully understand the area you\'re working with. Instead the game focuses on having you use a few objects multiple times to solve a puzzle. Put an object down, wait for Bob to interact with the object, pick the object up and run to move it to the next spot Bob will need to interact with it before Bob gets there. This sort of design allows the player to sort of learn the level as they run through it and figure things out on the fly, which is really fun. It reminds me a bit of late-game portal puzzles where you had to jump into a portal and while inside the portal you shoot a second portal, changing the direction you\'ll come out from. Still requires the player to understand the level, but you don\'t have to figure out everything immediately and a lot of the solving comes in the middle of doing the puzzle, rather than at the start.\nThe don\'t have a lot of problems with the game. I\'d like a reason to revisit old levels. Maybe include a death counter or a timer? Also keyboard controls exist, but feel clunky and just using the mouse for everything is way easier. Pausing is not mapped to a button, you have to use the mouse to hit a button on the top right of the screen. Sometimes the Geometry\'s perspective will mislead you; that\'s really frusterating and its definately intentional. Lastly, it\'s not as hard as the sit-still-and-solve puzzles (but it would be a lot more frusterating if it was).\nAnyways it\'s engaging and very fun.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'PanzernKern', u'hours': 3.9, u'products': 664, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'text': u'I feel a little caught in the middle with Back to Bed. It\u2019s a very stylish looking game with a unique surrealist bent but the puzzle mechanics don\u2019t feel developed enough to fully engage me yet.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Shadow Ops', u'text': u'Freedom Force\nfast game with modern day graphics with easy controls that moves from location A to B to C and so on,\ngood amount of action and special effects,\n(good save the world formula) good amount of save the world reactants that form a bigger save the\nworld product,\ngood game.\nPersonal Suggested Purchase Price: $0.99 Or Less During Sale', u'hours': 15.4, u'date': u'2017-07-14', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198113014119', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 543, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Vashyo', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 753, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-06-26', u'text': u'Classic squad-based hero game, wish they\'d make a new one...\nBugs got fixed for me when I changed to windows 98/ME compatibility mode and set res at 640x480\nJust go in the game-folder and do this for the "fforce" executable\nYou can just raise resolution ingame after that .', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Starwolf-001', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 165, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-06-22', u'text': u"------------Update------------ 22/06/2017\nFound that if you right-click and select move to and then left click Minute Man regisiters that their is a destination to travel to. However, found that I couldn't interrogate the green shirt thug or examine the tutorial tool tips.\nStill not worth playing or buiying sadly.\n------------Original------------ 22/06/2017\nDuring the tutortial, or first mission, Minute Man just walks in a straight direction ignoring your movement commands and runs off the map...\nApparenlty no one has a solution to this other than compatibility mode and Run as Administrator. Not worth buying or playing.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'rgn728', u'hours': 3.3, u'products': 177, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'text': u"A classic I've played since I was a kid. Still fun to play and I still haven't mastered the playthrough without dying at least half a dozen times. Recommend to those that like a linear story and style of game, with different ways of solving issues as you play again and again.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Lol Lolovici', u'hours': 3.5, u'products': 351, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'text': u'One of the best games I played.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'No waifu no laifu', u'text': u"Great platformer that reminded me of Abe's Oddysee and Limbo. Abe's Oddysee because of the frustration and Limbo because of the way that it tells it's story without any dialogue. It's challenging and involves a lot of trial and error, but it's a really unique and captivating game.", u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198300234639', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 130, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'doifish5', u'text': u'This game is so amazing, although not ageing that well the new graphics and sounds do the original justice. I am proud to own this game on 3 devices and although short, am still bedazzled by the soundtrack and straight forward puzzles that help me to kill some time. The game was made in the 90\u2019s so expect a different game that you\u2019ve probably never played.', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198335650974', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 48, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Blasphemous Creation', u'text': u'The manliest game about fairies and little girls you can buy.\nAlways liked Touhou , but never really bothered much with them because you had to resort to the *under the router" method of aquiring them, since they are only sold at Comiket (japanese convention I think). And then when you get it, it might not even work. I have a physical cd of imperishable night but it didin\'t even work past the first time I played it  and I had to *cough* ARRRRRRRGH! MATEY *cough* the game to get a working version anyway.  But now it finally looks like we can actually start buying the games.  I want to bring up too the fact that the game probably only has "overwhelmingly positive" feedback because 99% of the people here already like them and knew what it was beforehand.  It\'s a decently made bullet hell  crafted by a single drunken japanese man about little girls and fairies  that shoot laser bullets, with the world\'s most obnoxiously productive fanbase.  While most anime fans do nothing but whine and complain on the internet about stupid\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 the Touhou fanbase will find you, beat you in the back alley and write an album consisting of samples sourced from your screaming in agony, and cries of tormented pain. You don\'t \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 with the Touhou fanbase.\nAlso there\'s not really much of a language barrier since it\'s bullet hell, and you can find an explanation  the scoring mechanics online, but there\'s an english patch here.', u'hours': 19.1, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561198135546620', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 429, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Sedelf', u'text': u"Keepin' it simple. Great game. Has an awesome cast of memorable characters with a story that kept me hooked. The OST is wonderful and fits in nicely. The combat is fun and rewarding. Pixel graphics are on point.", u'hours': 13.3, u'date': u'2017-08-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198013674073', u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 240, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'gaia.razus', u'text': u"Many puzzles await for you, and I mean this game has various types of puzzles. If you are boring of hidden object game, you should try this one, it's great after all.", u'hours': 5.5, u'date': u'2014-12-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198086061585', u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 1863, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'\u267f Svinhugg', u'text': u'I clicked a lot and died a lot.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-06-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 298, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'\u1d42\u1d2c\u1d38\u1d38\u1d31\u1d3f \u2764', u'hours': 2.5, u'products': 179, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-05-13', u'text': u'3/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'skilled_dragon', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 25, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-04-21', u'text': u"Love the idea, but it's complicated and doesn't have great instructions. It's no wonder not a lot of people play this game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'rise of the planet earth', u'text': u'I dont understand why this game is infamous', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-04-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198067122455', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 113, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Saint Aaron', u'text': u'Realms of Arkania is a complex RPG. It comes with a steep learning curve and daunting complexity which scares away probably all but the most dedicated RPGers. It\'s based on the "Das schwarze Auge" pen & pencil system which was / is a strong competitor of D&D in Germany. If you hate number-crunching, rolling 10 minutes to get just your first character as you want him to be or shy away of reading and understanding the manual throughly before you start, you might want to skip this. Try Drakensang instead, a newer title with the same system, but with the rulesystem hidden in the background of the game.\nYou\'re still reading? This means you might have found a gem that will grow to your heart...\nRoA uses a unusual character system where you don\'t just get 7 positive stats (strength, dexterity, wisdom etc.), but also 7 negative stats (superstition, claustrophobia, curiosity, acrophobia, avarice, necrophobia, violent temper), all with direct effects on gameplay. It\'s just one of the factors which makes the game more intriguing.\nThese games are also noted for their realism. This includes the partys hunger and thirst, as well as the effects of weather and terrain on movement. It\'s probably the most accurate CRPG ever in terms of adventurers health problems. Your characters will become sick if they aren\'t dressed properly for the climate they pass through. They will get sick if they sleep on the ground. They will get sick if they get wet. They will get sick if they don\'t get enough sleep. They will get sick if attacked by undead. Their wounds will get infected if they don\'t stop and take care of them after each combat.\nRealms of Arkania games are as much RPG as you can get. It\'s not your standard run of the mill action-RPG, it\'s RPG pure. There\'s a reason why they\'ve gotten published by Sir Tech, who are responsible for the Wizardry games. They require patience and commitment, much like all great games of its kind. But it rewards you with that special experience, that keeps lingering in the back of your head years after you played it.', u'hours': 14.2, u'date': u'2016-07-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198011965365', u'product_id': u'267670', u'page_order': 9, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 1689, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'The Arachne', u'hours': 4.8, u'products': 1174, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-01-10', u'text': u'Very fun and addicting game, I am loving it so far!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Nyazicat', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 1224, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-01-09', u'text': u'For some reason I entirely derped out and bought an indiegala bundle for $2,49 (wow, the \u20ac is really weak right now, seeing as it cost me around 2,80\u20ac) only after seeing this and not even checking the reviews on Steam.\nSo yeah, let\'s assume that I paid roughly 2,50 for this game.\nThere was a "match 3" type of game with rpg elements quite a while ago, I\'m trying my best but cannot remember its title. Anyway, this is its \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 little brother. So \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665, in fact, that it\'s not even capable of dying and therefore managed to survive the abortion it desperately needed.\nWithin the first one or two minutes you\'ll realize this is meant to be for mobile devices. Maybe it\'s my history on Kongregate with their p2w games, but all along I\'ve expected the BUY SUPER PREMIUM CURRENCY NOW ON OFFER LIMITED TIME popup to\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665my progress and force me to grind over the paywall or get stuck forever. Maybe that\'s in the mobile version, maybe not, but they still kept the grinding part. wtf even\nGetting back to the 2,50 I paid for it: HAHAHAHAHA 13\u20ac not on sale?\nThat\'s all. Expect some Engrish.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Salarn', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 3495, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-11-21', u'text': u"Classic match-3 gameplay is wrapped in a story mixing high fantasy and high powered firearms.  This mobile port withers on the vine when the small board size is makes the transition to Steam.\nMatch options are limited due to small size and greatly limits the player's ability to plan ahead and make meaningful choices with their moves.  Items and spells are ineffective compared to basic damage causing matches (skulls) causing any other match to feel insignificant.\nMultiple currencies, stamina mechanics and other mobile trappings muddle the experience and makes the game fail to live up to it to it's potential.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'FaSumJai \u82b1\u5fc3', u'hours': 11.9, u'products': 308, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'text': u"There's no escape Joker! I will find you!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Booplesnoot', u'hours': 2.8, u'products': 136, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'text': u"Started out entertaining enough at first, but along the way just found it a bit bland and uninteresting. After a couple hours of play, I couldn't find the motivation to continue. Maybe a bigger Batman fan would feel otherwise, though.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'baconn07', u'text': u'Its great even though its  8 years', u'hours': 18.1, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198322485321', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 29, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'HefBot 2.1', u'hours': 3.0, u'products': 385, u'product_id': u'448800', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-03-01', u'text': u'Finished this in no time at all.\nGame was a good idea.\nYou may find it more difficult if you struggle to do two things at once.\nIf not, decide if 2 hours of gameplay is enough for you based on the price.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'madcapable', u'text': u'FULL DISCLOSURE: I know the developer personally and have seen the game grow from a prototype to final release.\nSemispheres is mind bending. I have never played a game that tests my puzzle solving skills as well as my physical dexterity at the same time. The first time I picked it up it felt so foreign to be controlling two characters at the same time. It really surprised me how I got better and better at it over time. The puzzles are supremely clever and the mechanics are taught to you as you progress through the levels in a well thought out manner.\nI highly recommend Semispheres to anyone that enjoys puzzle games and is looking to build some new neural pathways.', u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2017-02-23', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'448800', u'page_order': 7, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 169, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'savethejets', u'text': u"I really enjoyed this game. The puzzles are all really well designed and have a great flow to them. It's obvious that the developer has clearly put a lot of time and effort into them.\nThe main gameplay of controlling two characters at once is something I haven't seen before and it works great. I never felt it was impossible to control both at once.\nThe price is just right as well. It seems like a bargain that this is selling for what it is.\nOverall I really recommend checking this one out!", u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2017-02-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197976423684', u'product_id': u'448800', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 133, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'chaos_star97', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 257, u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2015-04-06', u'text': u'THIS GAME IS F*CKING AMAZING\nor it would be if it didnt look and play like\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665br>\nactually no even then it still wouldnt be worth the \xa33.99. Get it for a joke if you must....i know i did.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Boon', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 641, u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2015-04-04', u'text': u'this game is an unplayable mess', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Ian', u'text': u"I'm still playing this as of right now and I played the CD version so I'm familiar with the story. I would recommend the game but if this is unfinished as other people say I would definitely get on that. This game is too great to have that kind of flaw. Other than that I give the game itself a high mark. This is the Steam version and I would definitely make that move so it matches the CD version.\nFor hardcore gamers I wouldn't recommend this one however. Little action happens and you're just walking around and talking to people...sometimes solving puzzles as well. For me I like it.", u'hours': 5.0, u'date': u'2015-01-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198079214085', u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 176, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Drastic Gray', u'hours': 5.3, u'products': 92, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'text': u"A really fun little game, worth the price. A shame it isn't longer though.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'BruceWayne2', u'hours': 4.9, u'products': 11, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'text': u"Go back to bed, you've played enough.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Felix', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 80, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'text': u"It's fun and all when you're in the easy levels and becomes quite hard and challenging later on as you play. 10/10 would give up.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Illusionary', u'hours': 9.3, u'products': 1683, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'text': u"This is a fairly simple but enjoyable puzzle game, with the objective of guiding a sleepwalker 'back to bed' using a couple of types of movable objects to guide their path. With 30 levels, each of which also has a hard-mode variant, the game has is a decent length and despite the complexity of levels being limited, some of the later levels present a moderate challenge and accompanying satisfaction from completion.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Along', u'text': u"It is a pity, that the game does not work on modern systems.\nI remember back in the day ripping a street lamp out of the ground and smacking thugs and civillians alike to send them flying hundreds of meters across the map.\nIt was like GTA, but with superpowers.\nYou can still get the game to work by alternating between\nright click action -> left click to move to spot -> left click anywhere\nor something like that, but that shouldn't be a necessity. And the game crashes after every exit.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-06-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198038842091', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 3, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Nihonsean', u'text': u"Do not buy this game. It does not work. People may try to convince you that if you do X,Y and Z it will. But it won't. Back in the day this game was great because you could actually play it. Same game but currently unplayable.", u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2017-06-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198007555742', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 103, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Steve Harvey', u'hours': 13.7, u'products': 220, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-06-07', u'text': u"The game gives a ton of people problems, but if you're lucky enough to not have to worry about it, it's a great game. If you're interested, you should pick it up, see if it works, and if not, get a refund.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Wagman', u'hours': 7.6, u'products': 611, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'text': u'Also known as Out Of This World\u2122, Another World is a pioneer action/platformer that released across more than a dozen platforms since its debut in 1991. Along the years, Another World\u2122 has attained cult status among critics and sophisticated gamers alike.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Afalstein', u'text': u'I played this game for nearly an hour.  At that point, my sister asked me: "Are you sure you\'re having fun?  You keep swearing at the computer."\nI uninstalled it and never picked it up again.  Maybe some will appreciate the punishingly difficult gameplay and timing mechanism.  It\'s lost on me--I appreciate easier games.', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 254, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Violence', u'text': u"bad controls, constant crashing. A nostalgic trip that should have stayed in the memory, I'd suggest giving it a miss.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197993515632', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 98, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Defendor', u'hours': 4.1, u'products': 679, u'product_id': u'544190', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-08', u'text': u"*It's not a game\n*It's very buggy\n*The text is hard to read\n*The story sucks\n*The music sucks\n*The save/load doesn't work properly\n*The Steam Trading Cards does not drop\nDon't waste your time on this one.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'\u22ca\u0186O W W \u2200 H \u018e Z \u2200 \u02e5 G', u'text': u"Listen, I know I'm not the target demographic for this game (sounds weird, seeing as it's Alice in Wonderland and one of my favorite stories), but if you want to turn most male side characters into badly drawn sexualized anime girls, YOU AT LEAST NEED TO CHANGE THE PRONOUNS AND STOP REFERRING TO THEM AS HE/HIM/HIS CONSTANTLY. It's incredibly lazy, especially because once you refer to the same character as being female and male in the same freaking sentence:\nFurthermore, there are barely any CGs and the sprites are badly drawn; the anatomy is weird, the designs are bad (the Mock Turtle is a girl wearing a green blanket), and it all looks like something originating from Deviantart. Furthermore, there are no basic visual novel options, such as auto-mode or skipping text.\nOverall, skip this game and go read the actual story. You can find it for free online and it's a very pleasant experience (unlike this dreadful VN).", u'hours': 4.5, u'date': u'2017-12-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'544190', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 2510, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'www.s-alitra.com', u'text': u'good game well designed good graphics ...but servers not stable and not many players ...\nsee my game play video and tell me what you think', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2017-02-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198264384609', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 75, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Software2', u'text': u"Another failed iteration of End of Nations. The game is dead, you'll never match with anyone. At least you can play with the abysmally weak AI...", u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2016-12-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 345, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Mr. Man', u'text': u'Eh', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2016-12-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198256894545', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 28, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'kei', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 4, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-11-20', u'text': u'w', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Hugh[G]Rection', u'hours': 2.4, u'products': 1856, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-11-01', u'text': u'Starts of sorta interesting, but quickly goes downhill.\nThe mobile roots show in the Pay4Play options being present.\nAnd the grinding.\nAnd the simplistic gameplay.\nAnd the repetitive grinding.\nAnd the ensuing boredom.\nOn the plus side, the artwork for the varied enemies is nice.\nThere should be an option added to prevent the monotonous story elements from playing.\nI played the mobile version on my phone, as well, so actual time with the game is greater than what Steam shows.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'chronicdiscord', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 1576, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-08-02', u'text': u"This game rather quickly convinced me it was a mobile game, and was not meant to be played on a computer.\nIt all went to hell when that happened.\nThe gameplay was a bit simplistic, but acceptable, I've played dumber games.  The RPG elements didn't really appeal to me, they didn't do anything to make the game more interesting.  The balance of the battles was not very consistent.  There was a ticking resource for all your actions that you could recharge with\n...\nBasically, this is a time waster that has been ported to PC and has not gotten the needed revamp to add fun to the game.\nUnfortunately, I don't generally look for time wasters on PC, I have TeamFortress 2.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Darabka', u'hours': 2.3, u'products': 1225, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-06-22', u'text': u'Could of been good, if it would not be pay to win, and if the text would have been corrected. Also some vareity in the gameplay would have been cool, maybe some survival ala Neo Scavanger.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Brookie', u'text': u'Absolutely dark as a bag. Love this game.', u'hours': 16.1, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198382309565', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 14, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Crunchy[Daz]', u'text': u"Batman may have outshined in City but Asylum is where it all started.  Even though there are less mechanics and refinements, the gameplay and story still hold its own among the Arkham series and games in general.\nThe combat is fluid and fun like the rest of the series even if it is a little lacking in depth compared to Arkham Knight.\nIts a great game if you want to really be Batman.  Beat people up, solve mysteries, act like an arrogant know it all....its all there for you.\nPros\n-Decent graphics\n-Fun Combat\n- Kevin Conroy and Mark Hamil shine\nCons\n-Can give newer OS's some trouble\n-PhysX bugged at certain points.", u'hours': 9.2, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197991868488', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 186, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'arima', u'hours': 9.9, u'products': 154, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'text': u'Masterpiece !', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Danny Dorito', u'text': u'Batman: Arkham Asylum was a great game to play. It offers a good story, fun combat mechanics and in-depth exploration of Arkham Asylum as well as the island it is situated on. It is enjoyable to fight enemies, and get big combos, but quite easy as well. Towards the end of the game, you can fight 16 men in a room at once and doing it is very easy. Bosses are generally quite easy, apart from Killer Croc and Poison Ivy (Which are later in the game). The final boss fight was an absolute joke though; way too easy and repetitive beyond belief. Aside the tremendously boring final boss, this game was very enjoyable to play and I completed it in around 7 hours.\nNOTE:\nI would strongly advise playing this game with a controller. Controls with the keyboard are much trickier, and I find it much easier to work around combat and climbing with a controller.', u'hours': 7.6, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198247797028', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 29, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'sblom', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 194, u'product_id': u'448800', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-02-21', u'text': u'It\'s an interesting entry in the "two ships at the same time" genre, but I liked Schizoid for Xbox way better. The puzzle design is weak and the story just isn\'t pulling me in. Most levels are simple enough that you would expect that there\'s only a single solution that requires some degree of cleverness to spot or dial in, but that only happens one time in ten. The other 90% of the time in this game, it just feels like "I don\'t get it--I can just do this, or this, or this, or this", and a solution is easy to pull out. Having a par time to beat might make it more fun, as would more cases where truly simultaneous is required.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'yuru', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 2301, u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-01-16', u'text': u'First person point and click adventure. The image quality is so run down that you sometimes can barely distinguish what the things are supposed to resemble. There are no settins. The mouse sensitivy is that low, to turn 180\xb0 I have to lift it up about 80 times and swipe across my desk, I am not exaggerating.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Topless Slut', u'text': u"You think you've already seen it all, then WHAM! - our favorite striped pajama hombre Minuteman swings by with his \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing walking stick and doodles you in your secret spot! YEAH BOY\nFreedom Force is such a good goddamn strategy comic book buddy \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 game. You can throw explosive barrels, you can throw cars, you can throw fences, you can throw tantrums. If you haven't Freedom Force already, why in THE\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665do you even show an interest in the video game business?", u'hours': 136.0, u'date': u'2017-05-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 25, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'nauvoo', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 720, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'text': u'This game was waaaay ahead of its time. Just amazing!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Basilicious', u'hours': 2.8, u'products': 1343, u'product_id': u'544190', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-11', u'text': u'Game: Book Series - Alice in Wonderland\nGenre: Visual Novel\nPublisher/Developer: Kurisu no Patto\nSystem: Steam (PC)\nTotal Score: 78/100\nValue Score: 7.8/10\nLength of Playthrough: 3 Hours\n\u2022 Story: 8/10\n\u2022 Characters: 8/10\n\u2022 GamePlay: 5/10\n\u2022 Graphics: 8/10\n\u2022 Sound: 7/10\n\u2022 Music: 10/10\n\u2022 Length: 7/10\n\u2022 Replay Value: 7/10\n\u2022 Player Value: 8/10\n+Colorful set of characters based on the Alice in Wonderland universe\n+Great orchestral soundtrack\n+Story ties to the original Alice in Wonderland story than other iterations\n-Artwork quality varies\n-No settings/options\n-No auto forward option\n-Gallery is missing some pictures (all of the gallery unlocks at chapter 8 or so)\n-Text loads slow and no way to make it faster unless you click once\n-UI lacks text showcasing what each of the UI buttons do', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Lapis Exillis', u'hours': 2.7, u'products': 1632, u'product_id': u'544190', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-03', u'text': u"If you're looking for an alice themed game, go look at Alice: Madness Returns.  This is not a game.  It really is the closest thing to a book I've played on Steam so far.  Even the achievements are really just tacked on to it just because.  No real trick to them but checking out the various languages and finishing it.  Finishing it, with achievements, and writing this review, took a little over an hour.\nThis is not a game, it is not trying to be a game, it is not pretending to be a game.  I do not even count this as a virtual novel, since most VN's have choices you can make (altho it's a novel, and it's virtual...).  This is probably the closest Steam has ever come to being Nook or Kindle.\nThis is a charming, decently done anime-girl-esque adaptation of a timeless classic.  Seriously, I'm pretty sure most major characters who could be turned into anime girls were... XD.\nIt is decently done, and I enjoy the music.  Since this is a classic novel, the music is classical.  No rock, no rap, not even swing, jazz, or blues!  Pure symphonic.  Simplistic symphonic, not like super dynamic Pirates-Johnny Depp music.  Calming.  Only a few instruments at most at a time.\nDespite the anime girls that all the characters seem to be transformed into, this might be a nice way to introdure your kids to Alice in Wonderland, if you can't get them interested in the book... this is pretty faithful to the original, much closer than any movies or games that I've seen *cough* Disney's, American McGee's, Madness Returns, etc... *cough*\nIf you're unsure about this, try to get it in a bundle or on sale!\nImo, this is worth it at $5, but I got it in a bundle, myself, and just had to dl and try it...  =^_^=", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'PhoenixT1', u'text': u'Even if this version of Alice in wonderland is a bit strange, i must say it was a good surprise. The design, the art and the music are all wonderful. You should try it.', u'hours': 2.6, u'date': u'2017-10-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198074169975', u'product_id': u'544190', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 543, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'drewlocs01', u'text': u'Its being weird for mine', u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198448093242', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 2, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Phantom Night', u'hours': 1.7, u'products': 1, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'text': u'Good for animating! \U0001f44d', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'One Angry Russian', u'text': u'Is good, Like all things in Mother Russia', u'hours': 3.4, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198109907365', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 14, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Locke', u'hours': 4.5, u'products': 247, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'Great game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'End World Gaming', u'text': u"Heyo folks, End World Gaming here to share an excerpt from my review for Battle Chef Brigade by Trinket Studios and Adult Swim Games.\nBattle Chef Brigade is an Iron Chef inspired cooking game that combines an RPG, Visual Novel and a Match 3 game. It\u2019s a unique combination and it\u2019s impressive how well each of the mechanics work together.\nThe story begins with you playing as a Battle Chef Brigade hopeful named Mina Han. She works in her family\u2019s restaurant but she thirsts to learn more in the ways of cooking. So, she decides to run away from home to join the Battle Chef Brigade tournament in the hopes of being accepted into their ranks. To win, she must challenge other chefs to cooking battles Iron Chef style.\nTo win a chef battle, you must incorporate the required ingredient in the meal as well as include the Judge\u2019s favorite magic element. Doing so will net you bonus points and make your meal that much more enjoyable to each judge. The game starts off easy with only one judge to please but as you progress you\u2019ll eventually need to make 3 different meals for each judge. You must do this within the time limit as well.\nTo get ingredients for your various meals, you need to fight monsters using the game\u2019s side scrolling beat \u2018em up style combat system. The combat system feels very fluid and you can chain together combos easily. There\u2019s a wide range of unique monsters for you to face during a battle and they each drop unique items to cook with.\nThere are a wide range of different cooking tools and sauces that you can utilize during a cooking battle as well. Sauces allow you to change the type of cooking gems you have in your food. Cooking tools include specialized pans, a slow cooker and frying pans to name only a few of them. These tools must be purchased from the shop in town.\nTo obtain money for the shop, you\u2019ll need to take part in various part time jobs which act as mini-games in between battles. It\u2019s highly recommended that you complete the part time jobs because they unlock new features in the game. There are 3 jobs to take part in. The first has you solving puzzles in order to unlock new cooking features, with the ultimate goal of acquiring ambrosia, the ultimate sauce. The second is based on the hunting of monsters and will allow you to acquire new combat abilities. And the third is a line cook job which has you cooking meals as quickly as possible.\nTo cook meals the game utilizes a match 3 style setup. The objective is to match 3 same colored cooking gems to create a more powerful version. This can be done twice until you have the best gem. The higher the level of the gem the more flavor you\u2019ll get out of it. So, if you want to flavor it with fire, having level 3 flavor gems throughout will flavor it with fire. If you have a specialized cooking pot you can move your dish to that and you\u2019ll be able to combine the specialized element with only 2 gems instead of 3. The slow cooker will also cook gems into higher level over time so it\u2019s a good idea to use it when you head out to gather more cooking ingredients.\nOverall, Battle Chef Brigade is an incredibly well put together game. From it\u2019s well written and voiced story to its fun combat system and addicting cooking mechanics, the game has quickly become a favorite of mine. The game is a highly addictive experience and the cooking battles were pretty intense. Especially when you don\u2019t know if you\u2019re going to come out the victor or not. If you have any love for Iron Chef or even cooking themed games, then I highly recommend this game, it\u2019s superb in every category.\nIf you're interest in checking out my full review or would simply like to see my final score, you can find the review here:\nThanks a lot for taking the time to read the review folks and happy gaming!", u'hours': 4.1, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 1, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 905, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Twisted Tak', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 867, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-03-18', u'text': u"Certainly not something you'd play for the story, but if you want to feel like a big\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665G slaying all sorts of werewolves with chainsaws and cod rejects in usually one swing of your shaft, it's certainly worth it on a hefty sale. Like, a dollar or something.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Hobo Jesus', u'hours': 12.6, u'products': 492, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-01-17', u'text': u"Not impressed with this game at all, started off enjoyable, turned into a pile of bs and unbeatable enemies, don't waste your time", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Hawk Zombie', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 2238, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-01-10', u'text': u"Eh...pretty basic match three game where, hilariously enough, you become rather overpowered quickly without the 'Pay2Win' enabled. It has a very mediocre story with very bad grammar (English is obviously not the first language) which kind moves at a sluggish pace.\nAnother thing I felt was more annoying than helpful was the meditation mini game. It's obviously built for a touch screen and using the mouse it just aggravating.\nIf it had steam-based achievements (there are tons in-game, so I'm unsure why the developer decided not to add them to the 'Steam Edition'...there are RPGMaker games with achievements for pete's sake) as well as cards then it would help justify the price a bit more. But honestly? The game is NOT worth 16.99. 5 bucks, MAYBE. I got mine in a bundle and I feel it's a bit of a ripoff that gets old quick. There are several other Match 3 games on steam that have better story, better gameplay, better grammar AND have achievements with cards. If they lower the price AND add achievements (cards is just a pipe dream) then I'll reverse my review.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'zazzmagicmaster', u'text': u"I like it ............... It's a puzzle/chance/rpj . It stimulates both sides of the brain and sometimes screws you over . A two player local dueling mode would be a cool addition . Anyways, I'm going to send an e-mail with a clip of this games page to a barback I worked with who likes puzzle games .", u'hours': 9.6, u'date': u'2016-01-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198176433503', u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 247, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'anotherphysicsgradstudent', u'text': u"It may be close to a decade old, but don't let that dissuade you.\nstands the test of time.  Its excellently implemented mechanics are a perfect fit for Batman, all supported by solid writing, sharp dialogue and strong voice acting.  The Asylum might not be that large, but that just allows for a tighter focus.  A thoroughly enjoyable experience, and the best Batman simulator outside of its own sequels.\nOne thing that always impressed me was how well the two gameplay sections work.  The combat rewards skill over button-mashing, and allows satisfying flowing fight sequences of one versus many.  Even better are the predator sections, which precisely recreate the sequence in any good Batman film where he eliminates a group of thugs one by one, striking invisibly from the shadows.\nThere are a few flaws, of course, one or two disappointing boss fights and an underwhelming conclusion.  But they are only small things that should not stop you trying this out.  Recommended for any fan of action games or Batman.", u'hours': 56.9, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198131701503', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 95, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'domdoMz \u2665', u'text': u'ye dood', u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197960860670', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 76, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'mertilovski', u'text': u'Pros :\n-I AM BATMANNN!\nCons :\n-"I can\'t say anything batman might see this.."\n9/10', u'hours': 5.1, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 240, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Hyperlight', u'text': u'This game is a\n, accompanied by anime images and relaxing music during the\n\u2656\u2657\u2658\u2659\n+ A nice or different way to read the story of Alice in Wonderland, if compared to a textbook without pictures.\n+ Visually great, a nice story and nice piano music.\n+ Steam cards.\n+ Steam achievements\n- Really, there are very few images for chapter.\n- 4.99\u20ac high price\n- Anime style and many of the characters that appear as girls do not fit the universe of Alice (White Rabbit is a girl with white hair).\n- No more than 1-2 hours to read and complete the story along with 100% achievements.\n- Sometimes that error appears when all the text is gone or when you enlarge the whole screen.', u'hours': 9.1, u'date': u'2017-10-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'544190', u'page_order': 5, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 555, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'KnightAvenger (\u221eKawaii)', u'text': u"is a kinetic visual novel that retells Lewis Carroll's\n.  I'm sure that quite a lot of people know this story, as it has been adapted into many forms of entertainment, most notably, into movies.  This kinetic novel does not change the original story in any way.  (I checked this to be sure.)  Thus, it tells Caroll's original story but in visual novel format with art, music, and a few sound effects included.\nSince I'd be completely giving away spoilers by doing a story synopsis, I'm going to skip it for this review.  Instead, I'll just go straight ahead and give my opinion.  Personally, I love these old, classic stories so I was interested to try this KN out and see how faithful it was to the original story.  I'm glad it stayed true, as I tend to be wary when there are changes made to a classic story.  The art was beautiful, especially the background art.  The sprites were well done, too, although with the female sprites, they would tend to lean towards being more anime sexy, which I'm not sure if that was appropriate for this kind of story.  The music was nice as well, as many pieces were beautiful classical music and I happen to love this music genre.  You can play this novel in quite a few languages so for those whom English isn't their native language, they could choose among Chinese, French, etc.  I thought that this was nice of the developer to make that option available.  Also, the Steam achievements were very easy to get, as this is a kinetic novel, so this will be a huge plus for those looking for easy achievements.  However, what I liked about\nwas the story itself, getting to sit back and enjoy reading and immersing myself in it.\nOverall, I highly enjoyed this KN and I'd recommend it for those who are into VNs or even just want a good story to enjoy.  Now is it worth its asking price?  I think it might be debateable.  I do feel that this is a good KN but the price may be slightly high for the amount of content in it.  Thus, I would say that if you aren't sure whether to get this for yourself, then wait for a sale and buy it then.  Still, it's worth getting and enjoying, especially for the story.  ^^", u'hours': 3.3, u'date': u'2017-10-01', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'544190', u'page_order': 6, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 478, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'theotherwinchester', u'hours': 1.6, u'products': 1088, u'product_id': u'544190', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-09-07', u'text': u"As someone who hasn't read the actual source material, I've only seen the animated Disney original, a couple of parodies, and the live action Disney movie, I actually really like this. I think it could be a very cute introduction to the story of Alice. It's got fantastic art, the music is nice, and it's just a really cute story that is a staple in most people's childhoods. Definitely worth checking this one out.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Sanicgaming', u'text': u'This is AMAZING! I cant animate for heck (keeping this a christian reveiw) but i can make M E M E S!', u'hours': 26.8, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198318019546', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 9, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'iCrab (TGDYT)', u'text': u'Too hard to use and i do suggest it to be better and easier to use like Mineimator but keep the smooth animation on the limbs!', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198113902234', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 9, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'FocusSonicXP', u'hours': 92.9, u'products': 5, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'text': u'My life could not be complete without using this, this is all sorts of perfect', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Pang_khung', u'hours': 2.4, u'products': 7, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'text': u'\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Venny', u'hours': 11.9, u'products': 522, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'text': u"I highly recommend playing this.  There's a good balance of puzzle and action.  Also the art is gorgeous.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Garbage Jesus', u'hours': 17.3, u'products': 275, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'text': u'update later', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'killedbydeath', u'hours': 10.8, u'products': 275, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'text': u'I could go for seconds.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Nymeria', u'text': u'Really enjoying this so far, its nice to play a game that feels quite different and although it uses known gameplay mechanics of matching gems, they mix it with fighting and gathering in a way i havnt seen done before.\nThe progression feels great, it feels like they add new elements to the matching gems before it gets too samey.\nThe characters all have intresting personalities and i already love two very much.\nAll in all im really happy with game and hope it gets alot of players!', u'hours': 4.3, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198042940353', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 307, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Casaubon', u'text': u'Usually I have no problem with poor graphics and retro games. BUT the town view is too poor and handling brakes the game\xb4s charm. ~5 Textures for buildings in town view overall and no way to see what building you are next to in the area map that shows ~6 colored boxes for house categories but nothing else is a joke. You are in a  town, you have an area map, you have NO IDEA where to go even if you know the building you are supposed to look for in your quest because\na) the map won\xb4t tell you and doesn\xb4t allow movement in map mode to use the try & error method faster\nb) all buildings look the same', u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2016-06-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197961823310', u'product_id': u'267670', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 85, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'WosselWozzel', u'hours': 2.9, u'products': 1587, u'product_id': u'267670', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2015-11-15', u'text': u'Aight.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'DolgVlaPet', u'hours': 2.9, u'products': 740, u'product_id': u'267670', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-09-05', u'text': u"It's an old classic game that most oldschool players are familar with and it has no need to be reviewed.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'YoungGod', u'text': u"I wish lot more people could appreciate this game. I dont know why LawBreakers have such low player base.\nJust try it please it's a \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing future of gaming", u'hours': 7.8, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198279517943', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 15, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Kuzuri', u'text': u"don't really have the game but nobody else does apparently", u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198027486167', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 1, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 66, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Doggsoup', u'hours': 4.2, u'products': 13, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'text': u'This game was pretty good.\nhad a lot of potential.\nbut it doesnt worth the money.\nthis game shoulda been free to play.\nthat way so many people would play it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Nyc2x', u'hours': 4.3, u'products': 471, u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2014-12-24', u'text': u'A hybrid adventure/puzzle game that will really get you scratching your noodle.  While the story will progress in classic point n click fashion, most of time will be spent trying to tackle logic puzzles that will really put brain to the test.\nAs progress through the story, you are going to encounter characters and objects that will require you to tackle these puzzles to continue.  Word puzzles, numbers games, shape situations; the types of puzzles run the game.\nGame: 6.5/10\nGraphic: 6.5/10\nEasy |\n| Hard | Very Hard', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'GODDAMN BUNNAY', u'hours': 8.5, u'products': 161, u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2014-11-28', u'text': u"If it's on sale and you have some extra cash you could certainly pick up a worse game than this.\nIt's a bit short, the sound is decidedly dated, and it's a blessing the voice acting didn't extend past the prologue. Sometimes the puzzles have little connection to what's happening on screen, worse yet the difficulty ranges from puerile to absolutely diabolical.\nBut ignoring all that there's still a pleasant little game here full of some good jokes, fun character design, and a nice little story to wrap it all up. If you're willing to settle for some recycled puzzles and the occasional grapical glitch, it's a fun ride and worth a bargain bin pickup.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'jojostrewth', u'text': u'Well, the art is nice and the puzzles range from obvious to challenging, but there are some flaws in the actual gameplay. One puzzle wouldn\'t accept a valid alternate answer, and I kept getting alerts for the same "You beat 50 puzzles!" achievement.\nIf you\'re interested in getting it, I\'d recommend waiting for a Steam sale, or for the bugs to be patched.', u'hours': 8.9, u'date': u'2014-11-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198025340292', u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 86, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'tredain', u'hours': 26.9, u'products': 182, u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-07-26', u'text': u"Decent little jRPG style game worth about 9-10 hours on a first run through and more DLC content coming to inflate that. Graphics inspired by the likes of Lufia and Final Fantasy 5, it has a great classic style to it. The main party are all fairly well fleshed out, getting several backstory flashbacks over the course of the game letting you know who these people are and their motivation for following their quest. The battle system is simple but has enough complexity that it isn't just button mashing. It's certainly a great attempt by an indie developer and delivered on a lot of promises by its kickstarter campaign to deliver a classic style RPG.\nIt isn't perfect though. The story is a little too simple. It isn't quite 'save the princess from the dragon' and as I said, the main characters are well fleshed out, but side characters are pretty much just stereotypes dropped in to move the plot along and the antagonist is a little too derivative of Final Fantasy 6's Kefka without much of the charm and comes off very two dimensional. What is developed of the setting is good, but several elements are mentioned or teased but never expanded on, particularly at points it would have made sense to (that I won't get into due to spoilers). The game is also very linear with little deviation from the main quest until a point toward the end, which, while appreciated would have been nicer to see threaded earlier in the game.\nCombat could also be tweaked a little more. Particularly early on, it can feel frustrating trying to use the AP gain abilities only to kill the enemies with other characters and end up losing out on the AP so you're less prepared for the next battle without burning recovery items. A 'Defend' option to pass a turn would have been nice at some points. Finally, later on weaknesses/resistances start to matter a lot and it isn't always clear what type of damage every ability does outside of just assumption if they're not labeled. Certain abilities don't seem quite as useful either. The gear system is okay, very simple 'new weapon/armor = clear upgrade' until the end when you make the choice between straight attack power over secondary stats, which is nice. There's a glut of accessories but some of them are so overly useful you don't use the vast majority of them, the DLC addresses this a little but maybe a 2nd accessory slot would've alleviated a lot of this.\nHowever, these are minor issues. As the first major entry by an indie company it shows a lot of promise and a lot of good ideas. It feels like a good framework for the company to build on in future entries and really this feels like the first Chapter in what could be a developed word. I'd love to see another installment or another game in this style that did something like included a larger party and spent more time in locations and let the story breathe a little more in a larger game world.\nDefinitely recommend!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'NyappiCat', u'hours': 14.6, u'products': 126, u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-07-17', u'text': u"Still haven't gotten that far into the game, but it's an alright game. If you like classic RPGs you'll probably enjoy this game. So far my only grievances are with the abrupt black screen transitions between cutscenes and gameplay, awkward scripting and that the plot is a bit hard to follow at times, but this is just a matter of final polish. The graphics are quite good and the music is fitting, and the game does increase in difficulty overtime so I think it's a good game since it doesn't get too easy.\nEdit: Now that I've completed the game I gotta say I was a bit too harsh with passing judgment. You sorta get used to the things I mentioned above so those details aren't really any major issues. I think the reason I found myself skipping the plot all the time tho was because of lack of little character drawings by the dialog boxes. Having those could really aid in expressing the characters emotions since you can see their reactions and facial expressions, but also engage you in the story. All in all it was a really fun game once you get really into it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'giraffe', u'text': u"This is a great game. It plays like a combination of Final Fantasy 4, 6, and Mystic Quest. That on top of a good storyline with jokes and funny banter between the main characters makes this a winner in my opinion. Especially if you played any of the 2D JRPG's on the SNES console as a child.", u'hours': 24.3, u'date': u'2017-06-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198125538375', u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 15, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'loneGunbird', u'text': u"it's touhou on steam. what more could you possibly want?", u'hours': 7.9, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 14, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'snake', u'text': u'its goddamn touhou, do i have to explain why i like it?', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 31, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'TheJackyking', u'hours': 2.9, u'products': 186, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'text': u'Bring the older games on Steam.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Helluvee', u'text': u'NOTE: I DID PAY FOR THIS GAME.\nI have no idea how many times the Battle of the Bulge has been recreated by boardgames and videogames, but I think it\u2019s safe to say there are at least 40 different options out there.\nThis one is a new take on it, it has very little in common with the terms simulation or even wargame and is closer to a glorified game of chess with the added luck factor.\nThere are only three kinds of units (tanks, infantry and mechanized infantry).\nSupply is pretty basic: you need to trace a line to the starting borders.\nAir and artillery are somehow simulated off-map.\nEach turn you get to activate all the units present in a single area, then those units are done for the day, each day is made up of a variable (pretty much random) number of turns.\nThe so-called (two) scenarios are actually just a portion of the entire battle, and the campaign, well that\u2019s the whole battle.\nPROS:\n+ Extremely easy to learn, excellent tutorial\n+ Playing it with a friend is fun (once or twice)\n+ It is a fresh new approach\nCONS:\n- Some weird AI choices makes it too easy\n- Playing (and winning) all the scenarios and the campaign, both as the Allies and Germany take 4 hours, which really amounts to next to nothing, making it good for multiplayer only\n- Being able to activate just one \u201carea\u201d at a time, prevents any tactical maneuvering, which was the key point of the battle\n- If there are units of both sides in the same area, unless you activate them, they just sit there and do nothing (even for a whole week)\nOVERALL: 5/10', u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2016-09-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198040669155', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 120, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'BlackSmoke', u'hours': 286.5, u'products': 404, u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-09-16', u'text': u"This game is a gem. At the begining it can look like simple but it's extremely addictive. As you play more and more hours you will find that you are hooked on it. The multiplayer (PBEM system) can look like slow and lacking of interest, but this is not the case, you will be waiting for your next turn anxiously. Try to find a good opponent, if possible a friend or someone with same time available as you, and you will enjoy a great game. Wargamers will love this game for sure, you must give it a chance and not leave after a first glance.\nAs a added value, Matrix/Slitherine/Shenandoah are active and commited with their customers. You will ever find an answer from them. The fact is that seems that they love what they do, that's just an impression and what I think.\nFinally they are starting to make tournaments, even with prices for the winners. This game is a must and deserves a try.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'mikewall', u'text': u"Played for 1.1 hrs, i did enjoy the small amount of time i played but that's it, i cannot see myself ever bothering to play it again.\nI cannot reccomend buying the game because its to simple and in my oppinion a waste of money.", u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2016-08-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197992963242', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 128, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Jivix', u'hours': 2.6, u'products': 236, u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-09-03', u'text': u"Pros:\n-Really, really cool overall idea\n-Cool atmosphere, different environments to visit\n-Nice launch screen\n-Giant robots\n-Interesting follow/guard mechanic for robots\n-Fights can be very tense and need both skill and strategy.\nCons:\n-Story starts strong but gets weird quick. Not the good type of weird, imo.\n-Console port, and [really] bad key bindings (hold middle click moves camera, whaaaat?)\n-Extremely limited customizability for robots, mix and match doesn't seem very compelling.\n-Some monsters are much harder to fight with no clear indication of difficulty (only level is indicated)\n-AI has pathing issues, and your giant robot can get stuck on tiny objects.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'mauler78', u'text': u"The game is neat, and is doing somethings that I really like.  However over all the game just feels like it is lacking.  The mechs don't feel like big stompy death machine, and more like just a power armor exosuit.  Which by all means is fine. But I felt there could have been so much more as far as customization of the robots.  Granted I only played for a couple hours, and I am sure I just scratched the surface, but I wanted to dual wield melee weapons instead of being forced to have a gun on one armor and melee on the other.\nOverall I can see this game will appeal to some, but it do not do enough to grab my attention.  Maybe with a few more layers of polish I will give it another look.", u'hours': 13.8, u'date': u'2016-08-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198007627239', u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 231, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Cartof', u'text': u"Interesting game with cool mechanics, crafting and stuff.. kindof like Don't Starve but that middle mouse 3d camera laggy randomly accelerated view and turning is a really game breaking problem.. fix that and i will edit my review to positive.", u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2016-08-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 1644, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Kebes', u'text': u'The game is not very good on the looks and enemy variation, but dang the challenge to defeat it keeps me playing. Starting over everytime is kinda cringy, especially for the later challenges. Still it is easy to just pick up if you do not have anything better to do. Controls seem to glitch sometimes, but that could be my controller emulator/plugin goofing off.', u'hours': 28.2, u'date': u'2017-12-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198022656191', u'product_id': u'573780', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 243, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'\u266a Redix \u266a', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 522, u'product_id': u'573780', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-10-27', u'text': u"Awesome, don't miss it!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Crazyfaith', u'hours': 2.9, u'products': 2277, u'product_id': u'544190', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-08-20', u'text': u'I always heard about Alice in Wonderland but I never watched the movie neither read the book. I can say with safety that this a great alternative to see it here on steam, the art is very charming and appealing to read.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Neptune', u'text': u"I would not call this a short visual novel as quite a lot of visual novels seem around this length so perhaps I shall say the normal length of the average visual novel.\nThe art is very colourful, cute and well done, except for me; some of the faces seemed a little off or uncanny at times mainly Alice's but nothing that really pulls you out of it, while I agree with what some other people have put about wishing they had used more images as sometimes quite a bit of the story can be told with the same image, I was happy with the ones that we got.\nI can not really compare this to the original story or how it has been told in the past as all of my previous experiance to do with alice and wonderland has been movies and I am not aware how closely they keep things to the original story, But I can say that the story is very interesting and a lof of dialogue is alice talking to herself so she seems the most crazy of all to me, there is a twist to the story at the end which I liked (will not say anymore out of fear of spoilers) but it ended differently than as I had come to expect.\nThe white rabbit is now an anime girl with bunny ears, and some of the other animals like the mouse with the madhatter is a cute anime girl as well, not everyone has been turned into anime girls though for those of you worried about that, there are guys as well and the caterpillar is still just a caterpillar.\nI could see this story of alice in wonderland appealing to a more broarder audiance, due to it's style etc. and the music can be quite soothing.\nI enjoyed my time with this visual novel and would love the makers to do the same with other classic fairytales.", u'hours': 2.7, u'date': u'2017-08-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'544190', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 381, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'MrSilentSword', u'hours': 109.1, u'products': 169, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'text': u'For something I originally thought would be nothing become something.....\n2018 Still no good update for SFM.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Yeaos <3', u'hours': 8.3, u'products': 17, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'text': u'Pretty good software. I remember when this first came out, or at least I Think when it was announced during meet the pyro. This is a great software to create 3D art, varying from games to, well, hentai, but jokes aside, this is an awesome way to start animating and making 3D art. It may seem hard to learn at first, but when you get the hang of it, you will reach to high potential, to a point where you are able to go valve HQ, after winning an award, but that is where the REALLY good animators go to.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'ordL addiiL', u'text': u'I acidently closed out everything and i cant figure out how to reopen it all up', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198331173145', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 3, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Joorie', u'hours': 11.2, u'products': 25, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'text': u'If your looking for something to play out of boredom , like seriously ur finding a game....Buy this it is totally worth that 10 hours and played and it is single player', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Br\xfctal Legend', u'hours': 13.9, u'products': 451, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'text': u'~A story of a young, ambitiuos and determined girl~\nTL;DR an action/puzzle game with timed matches featuring match 3 cooking and sidescrolling beat \'em up combat.\nMeet Mina Han, who *REALLY* wants to join Victusias honoured Battle chef Brigade. On her great adventure she must make friends and enemies alike while overcoming various challenges by cooking and fighting/hunting.\n*Insert Shia Labeouf meme here*\nThe gameplay is a mixture of rpg/sidescrolling/platformer/poyopoyo/puzzler/beat\'em up elements. Matches consist of hunting, gathering and cooking.\nHunting/fighting is really basic beat \'em up styled combat with various moves like neutrals and directional combos like up-X or down-Y. "Beauty in simplicity" as the game would describe. While hunting you gather incredients to make your dishes once enough you get to cook.\nCooking is a matching puzzlegame where basic rule is match 3 of the same to advance taste gems to bigger levels adding flavour and points to you dish. While doing all this you must have a theme incredient in your dish or points will be detucted from your dish also you must appeal 1 to 3 judges with diffirent tastes. All this under a timelimit, trust me you will be on serious pressure once you get to the 1-5 minute marks and you haven\'t even stared on the dishes. Just like in real kitchens where EVERY second counts.\nYou can buy cookware, cooking aids and combat aids to make your hunting and cooking easier. My favourite combo of cookwares allways included of a combopan, a cutting board and an slowcooker oven.\nOverall gameplay feels solid with customizable and tight controlls and matches are just enough difficult.\nThis game also features voiceacting on the main storylines, which is understandable. Not all sidelines need to be spoken. IMO voiceacting could\'ve used teeny-tiny bit more depth.\nVisually Battle Chef Brigade is very pleasing to the eyes with hand drawn characters and backgrounds. Music in this game is also very good but nothing too fancy. Just enough of... that something.\nAbsoletulely great game with amazing visuals, music and gameplay elements with challenges and daily events. This game will cause stress and pressure while cooking. 8/10!\nVive la Brigade!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Scholarly', u'hours': 14.3, u'products': 121, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'text': u'This ended up being a lovely surprise.\nThe characters, art, and worldbuilding are very charming. The combat/platforming segments control pretty well and the puzzle segements are robust without being needlessly complex. I went through the full main story mode on normal and managed to be challenged without getting overly frustrated or bogged down. I enjoyed it quite a bit and would happily play more (or a sequel).\nOne caveat: keyboard controls were pretty awkward and unwieldy for me. Switching to a controller made a huge difference in playability.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'ReduX', u'text': u"This is not my type of game. It's a low-res, pixelated and old, point-n-click RPG. If you're into that kind of stuff, then buy it, but otherwise, steer clear from this game.", u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2015-02-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'267670', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 344, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'711 was a part time job', u'text': u'if you push any buttons it repeats the intro, takes forever having to rewatch it over and over', u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2015-01-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'267670', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 96, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Oggez Rashas', u'text': u"If you think this game is too oldschool, you might as well complain that there's too much violence in Halo, or that Minecraft is too blocky. If you mind oldschool, this game is not for you. The interface is primitive even compared to the sequels. That is not the the problem.\nWhat IS the problem, though, is that they spent the minimum possible effort getting it to run on modern computers. And that was already little, considering DosBox is free software. The sound is poorly configured, and choppy. On Ubuntu, the whole game doesn't even run thanks to a broken library that is included.\nDo not buy this game or any other retro/dosbox-based games from this publisher until they clean up their act.", u'hours': 4.1, u'date': u'2014-12-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'267670', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 114, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'[MANX] majorpar', u'hours': 4.3, u'products': 229, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'text': u'I am not normally a game reviwer but I am so annoyed how a NEW game costing \xa3\xa3\xa3 has no players/community, espacially within the EU servers.\nTotal concurrent player count is between 1-15.\nWhen this game was released it is and was a great fast action FPS, but unfortunetly the lack of players has made this game unplayable.\nWaited 30minutes and still cannot find an active game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Mytalisis', u'text': u'Man I really loved this game,Played in 2 Betas and Open Beta and had tons of fun with friends,but when it came purchase time at full release everyone seemed to be holding out,seeing as I had no one to play with I did aswell,and honestly I\'m kind of glad I did it seems like the developers made alot of changes to gameplay and kinda just pushed the game in the wrong direction,and to make matters worse the community has all but completely died,which is sad because this game needs some serious love since it\'s a great arena shooter,I just wish people would put aside whatever hate they have for it and accept that shooter games can live along side of each other without being "clones" or "copies"\nUnfortunantly I cannot reccomend this game,it has between 0-50 concurrent players as of about late November 2017', u'hours': 7.8, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 4, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 57, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Laser panther', u'text': u"The Game is very good the controls are great the graphics are awesome\nbut the game is dead it took me 8:00 minutes to find one match it's sad how a great game like\nLawBreakers died like this\nI would recommend it but there are almost nobody playing this game\nthat's a shame ;-;", u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198423330436', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 8, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Naruto', u'hours': 4.0, u'products': 328, u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2014-11-02', u'text': u'Beans.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'kon', u'hours': 13.5, u'products': 1989, u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2014-10-28', u'text': u"You will like this if you can appreciate a well-written and witty story that appeals to both adults and children in a pleasing to look at art style and which is tied together gameplay-wise by logic puzzles. The story is also surprisingly rich of themes that have no meaning for children, so don't be fooled by the art style.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Akka', u'hours': 5.4, u'products': 594, u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2014-09-28', u'text': u"A children's point and click game with bottom-barrel riddles ripped straight from professor layton. Too often I found myself unable to continue because I needed to click more than once on one specific object to progress. It tries so hard to be good but it's just\nI expected relaxation and maybe fun. Instead I wound up fighting the riddle interface and simply using a guide to select the specific contrived group of pixels I needed to click on. Some riddles are straight up bull crap and don't get me started on the terribad brain training exercises.\nI tried as hard as I could to enjoy it but overall I simply didn't. I did manage to laugh once or twice, but those moments weren't worth slogging through the rest of this title.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Vertex', u'text': u'Really nails the feel of the old snes squaresoft games without feeling too derivative,  The only gripes I can think of are that it is much shorter than the games it draws insperation from and some of the music tracks do not properly loop making them a bit hard on the ears.', u'hours': 15.2, u'date': u'2017-06-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 400, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'orangepoindexter', u'text': u'So I just completed Shadows of Adam over this weekend (the game is around 10-13 hours max) and as someone whom was around and played the games in my youth this game is clearly a love letter to (it looks and plays like Final Fantasy 6, Final Fantasy Mystic Quest + Lufia 2 had a love child), I have to say it was an enjoyable experience, (with a few writing and tone hiccups along the way).\nThe Battle System is surprisingly decent, although granted there were more then a few abilities I simply never used as I quickly figured out it was a better idea to spam the lower-mid range AP usage abilities with buffs up then the higher ones that left you with no AP. Honestly it was hard for me to NOT rely on just buffing Asrael\'s magic and using Double Up on her and then AoEing the enemies down later on in the game. With all the AoE abilities the enemies had access to, I just wanted to end the fights as fast as possible so I wouldn\'t be worn down for the Boss fights.\nLet me get into some pros and cons:\nPros\n-----\n- Beautfiul game with very nice retro graphic style and sprite art. I wish more companies would go this way instead of the polygon crap as I think it lends a ton of character.\n- Great soundtrack that feels like it could have been in an 16 bit RPG.\n- Battle System was very good (but could use a few tweaks both for what enemies use and what the characters get access to).\n- Decent pacing; I don\'t think it\'s anywhere near as well crafted as say Chrono Trigger or Final Fantasy 6, but it never feels like you\'re underpowered for what you\'re facing (except towards the latter half of the game, see below for more on that).\nCons\n-----\n- Some of the writing felt very, very, VERY "In-Jokey" in regards to the characters and some of the enemies you meet. I\'m sure the Devs get a kick out of it, but as someone sitting down playing the game it tried my patience more then once. Talon (in a few scenes) and the Kefka wannabe villain (to me) were the biggest culprits of this.\n- Enemy balance issues. The toughest enemy to fight in the game isn\'t the last boss (by far), but random enemies you\'ll run into that are impossible to hit if they buff themselves and/or have magic AoE attacks that hit everyone for moderate damage they can spam. Oh and they counter AND double hit too. If you\'ve played this game around halfway or three-quarters of the way through you\'ll know the enemies I\'m talking about. A group of 3 of them with buffed HP + a tank monster would\'ve been a tougher last boss then what we got.\n- World map is DAMN small. Like... I got the airship and was legitimately looking forward to exploring, and quickly realized flying around I had already seen 95% of what there was to see doing the main storyline...? It made me wonder if they shouldn\'t have bothered with a world map or airship at all.... or they were going to make the game much longer but ran into the developer hell of getting it out...? Not sure which it is but it was EXTREMELY disappointing. (Imagine if there were 3-5 other continents worth of stuff equivalent to the first 2 that you could start quest lines on. This game would instantly be an amazing classic instead of just good/very good).\n- Give us some different puzzles! The pushing the block ones were cool, but it\'d have been great if each dungeon had their own unique puzzles to solve, (and maybe have the last dungeon be a culmination of them).\n- Nitpicky ... but I always hate games that give you items that negate melee damage.... but they don\'t matter as every single enemy spams magical attacks (or counts stuff that SHOULD be considered physical attacks such as bleed AoEs as magical) thus making that item fairly useless. I\'m looking at you Wraith Shield.\nAnyways... overall it was a very well done game and easily the best RPG-throwback I\'ve played here on Steam. Hopefully the Devs either make a sequel to this or take what they learned and produce something that\'s a step above this. Recommended.', u'hours': 11.8, u'date': u'2017-06-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198052960706', u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 64, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Nozilla', u'hours': 6.5, u'products': 41, u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-06-19', u'text': u'Really nice pixel art!  Very polished and fun game. =)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Leminine', u'hours': 17.8, u'products': 45, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'text': u"My first bullet hell game. I don't have much to say other than I'm enjoying myself dodging \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 and feel great about it. The music is also amazing, it's my favourite part of the series.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Schimli', u'text': u'Many people play the Touhou Games for a reason:\n-Some want the challenge\n-Some want to find out more about the world\n-And some just adore the music\nHow I got into the Games was via the Music way:\nWhen I was young I found some MIDI on Youtube labeled "Death Waltz".\nIt was some weird song, which I thought was quite good.\nLater I discovered, that this song was a remix of the song "u.n owen was her" from Touhou 6.\nAfter listening to countless tracks, I decided to give these games a try.\nAnd that\'s how I found my way to the Touhou Project.\nConcerning this game.\nIt is the 16th game of the series.\nAnd the music is just as perfect as ever.\nAs is the gameplay, and so on.\nIf you loved the other games of the series, I don\'t think I have to tell you, but this one is worth your time, too.', u'hours': 2.3, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198070884541', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 70, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Bender', u'text': u'very gud peach balls shooter alongside your favourite icy fairy (with a tan this time around)\n10/10 would restart again', u'hours': 30.8, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 143, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'rocaguinarda', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 227, u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-07-06', u'text': u"Won't waste more time on this. Weak.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'NeuroFlux', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 277, u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-07-05', u'text': u"The movement system has to be one of the worse movement systems I've ever played.  Not sure what to call the movement system.  Not even sure how this game is even remotely fun or interesting.  30 minutes and 1 draw and I had enough of it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Sarkoth', u'text': u'This plays like "Hearts of Iron 2 - Featherweight without the feather Edition". It\'s not terrible in itself, but it is way too easy, looks extremely dated, even for a tactical war-boardgame, has zero depths whatsoever and extremely short campaigns.\nAll of the above culminate in: Beware, yet another soulless Slitherine game.', u'hours': 196.1, u'date': u'2016-06-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197969749884', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 1449, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Osama Ben Lagin', u'text': u'I got to admit I was very disappointed in this game.... I have been looking forward to it coming out as soon as I heard about it! But then I got it and it feels like a slap in the face', u'hours': 3.7, u'date': u'2016-07-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198159743484', u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 69, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Magnus', u'text': u"It has promise but feels like an early access game.  I am unable to continue the main quest line because of bugs.  That makes this a broken game.  Combat is floaty and slightly delayed.  Unlocking goliath parts feels like jumping through hoops, annoying, completly boring hoops.  The crafting seems like an afterthought.  Quests are all of the fetch or kill variety.  Little explanation is given as to how the main character can make goliaths or how he got his swiss army arm.  Please don't buy this game if you want to finish it.  By the time I realized the game was broken,  it was too late for a refund.  If you like the premise and look of the game, wait until it is fixed and completed to buy it.  I will change this review if and when that happens.", u'hours': 10.7, u'date': u'2016-07-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198132716824', u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 963, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'deuxpolo', u'hours': 2.7, u'products': 57, u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-07-02', u'text': u'... Potential and ambitious.\nBut still has lots of technical flaws.\n7.8/10, I suppose.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'holoudloud', u'text': u'LOVE THIS GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!', u'hours': 47.0, u'date': u'2017-10-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198310476317', u'product_id': u'573780', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 112, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u"Luke 'M4g1cW4rr10r'", u'hours': 2.1, u'products': 181, u'product_id': u'573780', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-10-15', u'text': u"interesting, but very flawed\nWith weapon switch, you can only switch one direction, meaning when you want to do a sword/gun combo or something like that, you have to scroll all the way through your stuff from gun back to sword.\nYou can pause inside the upgrade menu, which really screws you up unless you know that's what's happening.\nOther issues include when you get shot by the bullets the bosses shoot, it affects your gravity making it really hard to jump, making preceding shots harder to dodge (is this intentional?) as well as one time I got hit by the two launcher robots' bombs and turned invisible, and also unable to move.\nGuns feel very obsolete. Although they are powerful, you won't use them a lot because you can't use anything but your sword in boss fights. I understand the need to make them balanced, but when you find a gun that is far superior than your main weapon which only does 3-5 damage and nothing else, it makes all your equipment seem arbitrary.\nThere's potential here, but I cannot reccommend it in its current state.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Putotyra', u'hours': 3.5, u'products': 303, u'product_id': u'573780', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-10-15', u'text': u'Risk of Rain on acid.\nDifficult to enjoy, quite literally, due to high difficulty level.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Crowbeak', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 838, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'text': u"I've put more time in on the Switch than on here, and I gotta say, I like it a lotses. The mix of action and puzzle stuff is good and keeps it from getting dull.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'kazerniel', u'text': u"God, this game is OLD. I know I know, it's from 1992, but the severe lack of user-friendly interface or any kind of tutorial makes it not worth the effort for me. I had to look for quite a few minutes to see how to exit the temple I started in, and later also had to look for minutes to find how to exit the game itself. You are first plopped in a temple with a full party but without any kind of introduction about your goals or background story or anything else than a random guy's conquests and death in the 5 minutes long but extremely slowly presented introduction\nslideshow after a totally irrelevant and long-ish credits list. I got bored by the time I actually got to start the game. Also the only way to figure out what button does what is random try and error, there isn't any kind of help in the game. This game just doesn't work for me, I'm spoiled by the last 22 years of game design developments.", u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2014-10-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'267670', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 788, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Philadona', u'text': u'A very good game if you like oldschool type of games. Its a oldie RPG based game. The graphics are eh, cause it is old. But overall I indeed like this game :)', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2014-08-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198070256177', u'product_id': u'267670', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 122, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'gaia.razus', u'text': u"Very charming. I can kill orc hoard then get killed by pirates.\nIf you don't mind about graphic then this game is awesome.", u'hours': 3.5, u'date': u'2014-07-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198086061585', u'product_id': u'267670', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 1863, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'new time rwgrier', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 605, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'text': u'bought this game then refunded it barely anyone plays it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Captain Autismo', u'text': u'would recomend this game, dont let the smaller player count detour you. Its a lot of fun and you should try it out at least', u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198213407689', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 22, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'SabaJun', u'text': u'not worth the time anymore.', u'hours': 37.4, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198183448859', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 44, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'alF', u'hours': 2.4, u'products': 362, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'text': u'Played the game during free weekend.\nI really liked it and wanted to buy it. Unfortunately there were no players after the weekend ended.\nThe game was a lot of fun, but you cant really play it since noone is playing.\\\nCant recommend cause if the tiny playerbase.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'the_one_known_as_jo', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 267, u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2014-09-05', u'text': u'WARNING does not work on Mac Maverics 10.9.\nSeems to work fine on earlier software up to 10.8.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'The Fuzzy Nightmare', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 195, u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2014-09-04', u'text': u'i would like to \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 the main character 10/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'GothicHM', u'hours': 12.3, u'products': 240, u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2014-07-04', u'text': u'A point and click puzzler which tries hard but could do better. The game play is overly simplified by highlighting the clues in the conversation rather than allowing players to spot them, Many of the mini puzzles have more than one way to complete but the game will only accept one version so, unless you cheat, you may take several attempts trying to find the acceptable answer.\nThe "Training Day" steam achievement is difficult to achieve whilst also going for the "Genius" achievement as there is a limit on the number of keys you can create and if you are not using hints you cant clear your key chain. If this happens and you are a completist you can just start a new game.\nDespite all the above and the poor score I would recommend this game to anyone who has had a stroke or brain injury as well as for young players as there are enough challenges to build/rebuild neural pathways.\n54:100', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'BirdyJoe', u'hours': 10.6, u'products': 87, u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2014-06-30', u'text': u"It's a cute game", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Tag Wolf', u'hours': 34.1, u'products': 2495, u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-04-29', u'text': u"I needed badly to scratch the turn based old school rpg itch. But I've been scared lately because RPG Maker has caused a lot of crap to show up on steam. This isn't that. It's got it's own engine. It also satisfied every desire I had. Great writing and stands on it's own. Worth the $15.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'blob', u'hours': 16.4, u'products': 502, u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-04-24', u'text': u"Great old school RPG with clear influence from Final Fantasy 6 and FF mystic quest.\nThe game's kinda like FF mystic quest but with a decent story (Replaying it, it really had the most basic story ever...) and a really interesting battle system.\nMusics dont loop very well for a lot of songs which fairly annoying and few songs are actually memorable (especially problematic for the basic fight and boss theme that you'll hear many times) except for a couple ones.\nArt's done by one of the best pixel artists around and looks all around gorgeous.\nOverall if you're craving for an old school RPG with a more western style of writing and characters with strong personalities, then you should really consider buying this.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'MadRubicante', u'text': u'Shadows of Adam has this "good ol\' RPG" feeling. Albeit a bit short (~10h to finish) it\'s still a great game for any RPG fan. It has good and interesting gameplay mechanics, puzzles, and is very well balanced, leading to very little to no frustration once you get the hang of it, which comes quickly.\nAll in all a solid game if you like the genre.', u'hours': 6.1, u'date': u'2017-04-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198045379093', u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 110, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'a.labonte2222', u'text': u'simply not good', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2016-11-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198156749877', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 65, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'possible heretic', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 50, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-10-26', u'text': u'The only reason i dont like this game is that it takes ages to kill one unit with an entire battalion shooting at it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Fat Man', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 57, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-10-19', u'text': u'it was ok', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Skukuy', u'text': u"yeah it's pretty good\nokay im \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing lying i love it so much", u'hours': 7.6, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198151586891', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 135, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'O D I O', u'hours': 4.5, u'products': 214, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'text': u'yes.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'\u0618Funki Monki', u'text': u'-No achievements/trading cards\n+Cirno the wise is playable\n10/\u2468\nPLEASE BUY IT.\nall hail touhou DAZE', u'hours': 7.2, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 9, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 1046, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Rockness Monstah', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 277, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'text': u'Wow, this game brings back so much memories.  This game and Flashback were my favorite SNES games.  I really like how much better this version runs and the cool feature that allows you to switch back to the old school style art mid-game by just pressing "Y" (on xbox controller).\nThis redo would be PERFECT, IF!  they had added the original music!!! I can\'t believe they didn\'t put in the original music.  Running from the beast just felt so... empty.  Running into the first set of aliens didn\'t feel as suspenseful.  There is zero music during these scenes and that is just terrible.\nTL;DR - Should you buy, yep!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Musk', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 1172, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'text': u'"> RUN PROJECT 23"\n- Lester Knight Chaykin', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'DarkNetFan', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 470, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-18', u'text': u"Too old, doesn't hold up in my opinion.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Picios', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 400, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-05-21', u'text': u"Unplayable. :/ I'm using Windows 10 64-bits.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Ghola', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 478, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-05-17', u'text': u'I had this game long before it ever came to steam so ignore the time played. This is a fun parody of a superhero game. The characters are all unique and there is a character creation mod, there were a few websites where you could download skins that might have closed due to copyright issues but over all this is an enjoyable game with a comic book storyline.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Simon_says', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 498, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-05-09', u'text': u"Seems like a cool game, but it just doesn't seem to work on newer systems. I have it up and running but Minute Man just runs off in random directions when told to move. Might have to pick it up on GOG, but I got it in the 2K Humble Bundle so I'm not too broken up about it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'valona_ca', u'text': u'A good little puzzle game. I\'m not a big fan of this kind of game, but the levels are visually successful, optical illusions litter the path of the player and Bob, the protagonist.\nDespite the crazy design level, the game is still pretty nice. I think the "weird" universe gives a charm to Bob\'s dreams and also to the game.', u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 0, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 81, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'kevingpo1', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 52, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'text': u'Awesome game!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Uncle McDonald', u'text': u'nice', u'hours': 3.4, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198286914894', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 92, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Dimitri Cosmos \u2705', u'text': u'This game is boring and poorly executed. Don\'t buy it. Rather read the novel "The Case of Charles Dexter Ward" by H.P. Lovecraft, on which it is based.\nOverall rating: 5/10', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2014-12-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 285, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'gaia.razus', u'text': u"This game is made from Lovecraft's story and still not good as novel but that's not mean this game is bad. The atmosphere of this game is powerful. It making me feel nervous and scary at all time. But if you expect this game will have scaring jump scenes like Thai movies, well, it's not have kind of that. Graphic is acceptable for PS1 standard like Resident Evil 1. The camera and cursor is terrible, you have to look carefully when you want to find something to progress your game. Thanks goodness that the story is linear so you don't have to worry that you'll missed some story of a game.", u'hours': 5.1, u'date': u'2014-12-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'user_id': u'76561198086061585', u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 1863, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Silver Warrior', u'text': u'It is a shame that this is flawed due to it crashing, but thankfully the community has provided a solution.\nAs for the game it self I think it is a great Mythos Story and follows the style of Lovecraft very well you need to do research and understand it to solve the puzzels and it kept my busy, I had to start again several times due to missing the clues I need to carry on. Very well done compared to many click a point games.', u'hours': 16.3, u'date': u'2014-12-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198100267003', u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 177, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Eturnip', u'text': u"Full disclosure: I know the developer and I have played in development versions of this game in the past.\nSemispheres is a great puzzle game about planning ahead. Attempting to navigate both halves of each puzzle simultaineously can occasionally tax your dexterity, but very rarely are you required to do that. Most, if not all, of the puzzles can be solved in small steps, moving one stick at a time. If you are into puzzle games, but are worried that splitting your attention between two different independent characters would be frustrating, that isn't the focus of this game. And honestly, it feels good to just swim the two little squid guys around.\nThat said, the times that I did solve both sides of the puzzle simultaneously were very satisfying, and I would have been happy with some levels that required that sort of plan, practice, execute loop. Thumb gymnastics might not be for everyone, but I think it would make a nice addition to the core package of semispheres. I can understand not including those types of levels in the main story mode though. As caveates go, wanting more of an already satisfying, enjoyable game is hardly a criticism.\nI really enjoyed my time with the game, and I could see myself revisiting it when I have forgotten the puzzle solutions.", u'hours': 2.8, u'date': u'2017-02-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197963895278', u'product_id': u'448800', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 556, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'sepidani', u'text': u'This game truly outdone my expectations. I recommend it to anyone looking for a creative and satisfying puzzle challenge.\nThe creativity in this game is far beyond the last five COD games put together! Just go for it!', u'hours': 9.4, u'date': u'2017-02-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198055964851', u'product_id': u'448800', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 36, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Dirk Chiselfist', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 534, u'product_id': u'448800', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-02-15', u'text': u'A nice little puzzle game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Darksorrow', u'text': u"Gerard Butler (Kable) and the action scenes in Gamer were this movie's only saving grace. The rest of the movie, and acting from the supporting cast, was extremely manic and cheesy, which is too bad because the concept behind Gamer was truly great. Save your money.  1/5 stars", u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2017-10-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198404848490', u'product_id': u'417680', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 56, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Talamander', u'text': u"While the premise of Gamer is rather interesting, the execution was sub-par. I don't think I could recommend buying this movie for the $15 price tag, but renting it for $3.99 may be acceptable if you're extremely interested in the idea of VR games with real people.\n5/10, nothing to write home about.", u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2016-10-10', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'417680', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 629, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'snapshot', u'text': u'pretty good. ingested about 250mg of dextromethorphan the first time I watched it.', u'hours': 42.3, u'date': u'2016-05-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 75, u'product_id': u'417680', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 392, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'\u271d Meatbolt\xae \u271d  \u05de\u05b7\u05dc\u05b0\u05db\u05b5\u05bc\u05d9\u05be\u05e6\u05b6\u05d3\u05b6\u05e7', u'hours': 38.2, u'products': 635, u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-05-15', u'text': u"Backed it,\ngot it back on a bundle for my steam account,\npros:\ngood mechanics\nenjoiable\ncons:\nlack of content\ndifferent ia not showing off\nlack of replayability (probably coz of lack of content)\noverpriced\nturning too ez after some play (probably coz of ia)\ni put a negative feedback beacuase this game should be btw 2-5 $, content is so small...\nI love those kind of wargames (uoc like) but this one is frustrating, coz it's enjoiable and it should get a lot more content, but things are what they are so,\nenjoiable game, don't expect too much of it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Beguzzles', u'text': u'I usually only write reviews when I have something to say that it seems that everyone else is leaving out of their reviews.   In the case of this game, nobody is pointing out that this game is NOT a realistic simulation of a World War II battle.   It is not even close to a realistic simulation.     I recommend this game only because it is a good strategy game, the same as I would recommend chess to someone, but this is not a World War II battle simulation.   I played other war games on my main steam account that are accurate and realistic when it comes to World War II battles, but this game is not even close.\nFor one thing, you can only move units from ONE region a turn which is totally unrealistic.     It is impossible to do multiple battles across multiple regions, which is what would occur in real life.  They had radio communication in 1945 and they could communicate and plan simultaneous attacks on multiple fronts in those days.   Or even the individual commanders of each unit may of decided by chance, to attack at the same time as someone else.      Not being able to have simultaneous battles originating from multiple regions is totally unrealistic in this game and makes this game as far from a realistic World War II battle simulation as you can get.\nA different reviewer pointed out that it makes the game more strategic and makes you think more by having that feature (only being able to move units from one region per turn) and I do agree with him.    But that reviewer neglected to point out how unrealistic it makes the game, and some buyers may be looking for a realistic simulation of a World War II battle.   Personally I prefer this feature and like the fact it makes you think a lot about what units you want to move first in a day.    Just to avoid confusion, you get enough turns in a day, that you are able to move all your units on the map.   The thing this game does, is make you decide which units to move first.   You can\'t move or attack from multiple regions at the same time.     As I said, I recommend this game as a good strategy game.   I just don\'t recommend it as a realistic simulation.\nAnother way this game is not realistic is it goes to unrealistic extremes on unit supply.  In real life, units would receive supplies that would last a few days or even a week.     They didn\'t receive supplies only for 1 day at a time, as far as I know.     If a unit got stuck behind enemy lines, it could survive and fight back for atleast a week.   It might have to ration its food and it might have to search the countryside for food, but it could survive and fight back for atleast a week.    In this game, if a unit is cut off from supply for little over a day, it then becomes an "isolated unit" and it is UNABLE to fight back.    The unit just sits there when attacked and doesn\'t defend itself.    That is a unit that was cut off from supply for just a little over a day.    Makes absolutely no sense at all, is not historically accurate, and is not realistic.    But again, it makes you think more having to worry about units becoming isolated and cut off from supply in the game, so while it makes the game totally unrealistic, it also makes it a better strategy game.  I actually resigned after the first 3 days out of 8 days in a scenario against the computer AI in a game, where I selected Bradley as an opponent and played the endgame scenario, because the computer kept cutting off the supply lines for my units.   My units weren\'t able to move and I was screwed, so I didn\'t see any point to continue, though I probably could of won the game due to the ridiculously little victory points needed to win.   I usually set personally goals for myself in the game when playing against the computer to make things more interesting.   But back on topic:  This is a very fun game to play and is very challenging because of having to worry about keeping all your units in supply and not even losing supply for a single day.   I think this is what the developers were aiming for, more strategy at the cost of realism.\nI can go on about several other ways this game is unrealistic, but one of the big ones is the calendar.    You can look at the calendar and see a list of the exact dates when the enemy will receive reinforcements and the exact reinforcements they are getting is listed.     How unrealistic can you get.    This information should not be given to the player, or be available to the player.      You should have no clue when and what reinforcements the enemy is getting, as you would in real life.     But I think this game does it that way, to again make it more strategy oriented while it makes it totally unrealistic.      You can plan ahead your moves and base them around what troops the enemy will be getting.     There is also no fog of war, so you see all the reinforcements on the map.   But this game is like chess, it is a good strategy board game, where you get to see all the pieces of your opponent at all times.   So you can plan your moves around that, and I actually like the fact it does it.\nSo the question is do you care that the game is unrealistic, or do you care more that it is a good strategy game that is tough and requires a lot of thinking and planning?     I recommend this game as a good strategy game, and other reviewers do the same.     I am only pointing out, what all the other reviewers neglected to do, that the game is unrealistic, so those buyers who don\'t want a game like that will know in advance.     I personally like this game a lot, I enjoy playing against the challenging computer AI, and once I get tired of playing against the computer AI then I will seek multiplayer opponents.    This is a very nice strategy boardgame.   It doesn\'t bother me that it is unrealistic, because it is a whole lot of fun and makes you think a lot when playing about your moves.   As I hinted at in another paragraph, I set personal goals for myself when playing against the computer to make it more challenging.   For example, if playing as the axis player, I may set a goal of getting a certain amount of victory points by a certain day and also having a certain number of units exit the map by that day.    By setting difficult goals for myself, and considering myself as losing if I don\'t meet the goals, I made the game a lot more challenging and intersting to play.    So a suggestion: Anyone who buys the game can do the same thing.   Just use your imagination for personal goals to set, and don\'t cheat, if you can\'t achieve your personal goals then you lost so you have to resign.     I thought of over a dozen possible personal goals to set in the game, to make the game more challenging.   Anything you can imagine, can be a personal goal.   Achieving a certain number of victory points by a certain day in a scenario, Acceptable losts  (losing only a certain number of armor units and certain number of infantry units by the end of a scenario),  Defeating a certain number of enemy units (certain number of armor units and a certain number of infantry units),   Exiting the map with a certain number of units when playing as the axis player, Defeating a certain number of British units  (those units are brown in color and stay to the west of the river until you are adjacent then they can move east), Preventing the axis player from gaining control of any space that gives victory points  even for a single turn  (if the axis player gains control for a single turn, then you have to resign because you lost), and so on.   There are over a dozen and even more then that, possible personal goals you can set to make the game more challenging when playing against the computer.\nI had one other suggestion.   Most new players will play the tutorial, and that is useful but the tutorial leaves a lot of details out.    So my suggestion is to take the time to read the manual and I\'m not talking about the in-game manual.   Go to the store page for the manual and read that one.', u'hours': 11.4, u'date': u'2016-05-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198195729046', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 604, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'atvenn', u'text': u'I enjoyed the simplicity but unfortuantely this very much comes at the expense of realism. Do not recommend,', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2016-05-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198011246884', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 386, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'NasiPuti', u'hours': 4.5, u'products': 490, u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-06-29', u'text': u"It's a fun straight forward game. It's similar to Don't Starve with more fighting and robots.\nAt times it will feel a little grindly and there are some optimization issues but these are problems you can work around.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'SysDiman', u'text': u'Bought before the summer sale - and did not regret it, cool game.', u'hours': 10.2, u'date': u'2016-06-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198049950213', u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 297, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Vladimir Kovtun', u'text': u'Good game. Really.\n* Build robots (goliaths as named in game)\n* Craft items\n* Explore HUGE world\n* Fight emenies (a lot of them)\nCozy visual and smooth controls in this well-balanced game. Remains me of my fav. action RPG games.', u'hours': 4.9, u'date': u'2016-06-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 488, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'\u2580\u2580\u2580\u2580\u2580\u2580\u2580\u2580\u2580\u2580', u'text': u'save and load? fks. ^0^\nloading is always 19%.\nmuggle game.', u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2016-06-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198071929564', u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 9, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 99, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'crustyonions3', u'hours': 4.8, u'products': 75, u'product_id': u'573780', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-10-15', u'text': u'So far so good! overall pretty good. All I see wrong is a lack of explanation of gameplay and lack of customization aside from that its a really fun, but hard, rogue-like platformer. Solid 7.5/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u"Xo'go", u'text': u'Game gets updated on a regular basis, at this point in time I would definately recommend it to anyone who likes platformers.', u'hours': 14.6, u'date': u'2017-10-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198028828176', u'product_id': u'573780', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 739, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'chewfeather', u'hours': 35.2, u'products': 347, u'product_id': u'573780', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-09-02', u'text': u"Xenon Valkyrie wants to be Spelunky with RPG elements. It comes just close enough to see what it was going for, but ultimately it falls short.\nThe main issue is its lack of depth. There are no meaningful strategic decisions to be made either in resource management or in putting a loadout together. The advancement you have control over is only simple numeric improvements in stats you already have; weapons you get to choose between differ only in simple numeric damage and appearance. As a result, the game is just an exercise in learning how to engage each enemy-type and hazard safely, and then advancing through the levels to the end.\nThe most disappointing thing about this game is that it's almost there. The implemented mechanics all work. The spritework and music and physics are all of surprisingly good quality by comparison. However, the team just seems to have neglected to include mechanics that would give the game anything really unique to set it apart. Any given floor of the dungeon has some combination of normal enemies, simple traps, containers with possible money in them, and possibly big monsters with keys / a chest to use a key on (which contains only a weapon with a different damage value than your current weapon of that type), but nothing else. They don't have special interactions or challenges or meaningful opportunities to try a high-risk high-reward play.\nThere are various other things that make the game clumsy (having four usable abilities, but having to cycle between them rather than mapping them to separate buttons? Really?), but one can learn to work with them and they feel sort of forgivable, but really the simple boringness of this game's main gameplay makes it impossible to recommend.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Nomine', u'text': u'Way too oldschool. Feels boring and lacks action.', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2014-06-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'267670', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 1075, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'The Silent One', u'text': u"I just finished this game a few minutes ago and here are my thoughts about this game.\nThis game has some awesome music to listen to, the storyline of this game is awesome, & the battle mechanics in this game are pretty solid. The only thing about this game that'll leave you stumped for a while is a few of the puzzles but other than that I really enjoyed playing through this game.\nIf you are looking for a extremely fun RPG with a good storyline, then this is the game for you.", u'hours': 10.2, u'date': u'2017-04-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198073088368', u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 369, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Wraitheon', u'text': u'awesome game that blends moba and rts together very very well.... play and ull understand... but after certain point u hit a pay wall where ur gonna have to fork over cash to get the cool stuff... devs if u changed this or altered it with currency conversion etc u would have me HOOKED cuz ur mechanics r great', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2016-10-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198040024441', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 5, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'EssenceClone', u'text': u'Great game played a while ago but there was very few players wondering if its still dead or not tbh i would relly like to get back into it, it wasent the best rts i ve ever played but it was a good one and it had a good community although a small one and i would love to see more people on the game i personally think it would be quite popular if they bothered to advertize but i would guess that they dont have the money for that seeing the small community and as for those who complain about pay to win i havent seen it make a big difference in this game anyways and its a free game most free games are pay to win and most have much worse balance then this one game devellopers need to make money to devellop games and i doubt they would get enough donations.', u'hours': 61.8, u'date': u'2016-09-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198131651514', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 61, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Proctus', u'text': u'Its AMAZING', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2016-09-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198209331935', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 31, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'ThatOneAsshole', u'text': u"Touhou 16 Hidden Star in Four Seasons is A simple yet tough cute em up with unique characters, Its japanese only by default but the steam guides point to an english patch which is fairly simple to install. this may be the 16th installment but no prior knowleage is needed for full enjoyment. This is a fairly forgiving game in its gerne with the only real punishment for continues is losing the true ending (of course there are those who would fine that punishing enough)\nIf you're willing to put some time in google and patch the game you may find a fun arcade shooter with a nice touch of character.", u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198095312787', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 55, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Yalokin93', u'hours': 3.6, u'products': 11, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'text': u'Minimalistic but always effective gameplay mechanics and storytelling. In a lot of ways, this may be considered A Perfect Videogame.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Smugleaf', u'hours': 2.5, u'products': 175, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-10', u'text': u"I've played this a lot on the Super Nintendo (SNES)\nGame is still fun and nice to have updated graphics, and it doesn't lag like the SNES port.\nReally not much to say, it's a good classic game with updated graphics", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Rural Juror', u'text': u'Loved this game back in the day, and thoroughly enjoyed it over 20 years later. The unique art style and mysterious setting is just as appealing as before. Despite its trial and error gameplay mechanics and short length (takes about two hours to finish), I recommend this to nostalgic fans or curious newcomers alike.', u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2017-12-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197971447513', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 809, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'spikejet2736', u'text': u'I want to love this game, I really do. It\'s a classic game but it just didn\'t click with me the way I wished. I love the artstyle, it looks like an collage come to life. While it\'s light on story, it\'s heavy on atmosphere but man is this one of the most annoying games I\'ve ever played.\nIf you hate trial and error Dragon\'s Lair type of games, you\'re going to hate this game and while it\'s not quite as bad as D.L. because there\'s no QTEs and you actual control your character, one small wrong move gets you killed so there might as well be. Challenge is one thing but there are so many things that kill you that you couldn\'t possibly see coming and give you little to no time to react.\nAlso, the pacing is pretty off, when it ended I was like "That\'s it?". I heard that even the creator admit he was just making it up as he went along and that\'s how it feels\nI\'ve beaten the game in about 6 hours and it\'s not because it\'s that long, the game itself is around 30 mintues. It\'s that hard and frustrating\nIf you\'re that curious for historical sake then sure give it try to see for yourself. Otherwise, I wouldn\'t bother.', u'hours': 6.1, u'date': u'2017-12-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198061531362', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 99, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'zombieson285', u'text': u'Trash, you ask it move right and you run off the level...', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-05-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198120339631', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 49, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'thomas.welty', u'text': u'Broken \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665t. Should not be allowed to sell known broken\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665games. Now I get to waste even more time looking up how to get a \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing refund. Unthrilled. 0/10.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-05-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198039737410', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 73, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'karadagian', u'text': u'nice', u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2017-04-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198359669765', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 3, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Giddygoon', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 143, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-03-18', u'text': u"Loved this game originally, but found that it is unplayable on Windows 10.  Even after trying the many workarounds found in the forums and on YT, I still cannot fix the cursor error that makes it impossible to move my characters where I want them to go.  It doesn't appear to be an issue when purchased elsewhere, just on Steam.  So, the game itself I would recommend, just not the version found here.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Chef Boyardee', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 188, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-19', u'text': u'pretty good spagetie\n7/10 spaggetie ohs', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'\u2654Genji\u2654', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 170, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-19', u'text': u"Its good. But if you are impatient and can't be bothered to think deeply like me then you'll get fked over and over and over again.  And then you will find yourself one day sitting while having a cup of tea and ask yourself, I can't finish a puzzle game without watching the walkthrough for each puzzle. Am I \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665? The End.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'NeonNeet', u'text': u'Decent puzzle game', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-12-19', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 5, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 81, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'skpManiac', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 137, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'text': u'Great fun puzzle game :)\nNice graphics and enjoyable game play', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Steph (Sick)', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 464, u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2014-12-08', u'text': u'Despite the mostly negative reviews, I decided to give this game a try. I should of listened to everyone. The screen shots above look better then the game. The interface is better then most point and click games that came out even later in the decade, but the game lost me during the Edgar house finding scene. Made me go crazy jhsjibhsjil,sjildbnhsbksnkj, enough said.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'deepestsleep', u'text': u"Features two MAJOR bugs that prevent actually playing this properly, or at all. One of the largest curscenes is missing, and close to the end a menu is disabled that you need to access to get a key and progress with the game. Contacted the developers several times, but it appears they don't want to know. DO NOT BUY.", u'hours': 4.7, u'date': u'2014-12-08', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197975552353', u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 9, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'MrFartingWalrus', u'text': u"Using H.P Lovecraft's type of storytelling and atmosphere, you would think that Necronomicon would be excellent. But it isn't. To start off the game has not aged well in terms of being compatible with the Windows 7 operating system. When you click exit the game will take you to the credits and stay there. The overall game is pretty fun, though there are only what appear to be a few voice actors out of the 20 talking characters in the game, making it somewhat cheesy sometimes (Much like Lovecraft's work). There is also a game breaking glitch toward the end of the game making it impossible to finish. This isn't even worth the time getting it at such a low price. If you are a Lovecraft fan I would recommend it to you but the glitches within the game will dissapoint you.", u'hours': 3.6, u'date': u'2014-12-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198044241551', u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 123, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Innocentive', u'text': u"I enjoyed playing Semipheres.\nIt features 50+ levels of mainly logical puzzles that are centered around controlling two balls on separate fields with the same architecture and making use of the items that are available on each field so that each ball can reach its exit. There are five basic game mechanics that you can use to manipulate the surroundings.\nThe combination of these mechanics generally provides for interesting problems but even though I had fun playing the levels, there is one major downside: in my opinion the learning curve is just to flat which sort of makes the levels too easy to solve. I finished the game with all achievements in less than three hours which means that average solving time for each puzzle was around three minutes. So I can't help but think that there could have been a much bigger amount of more challenging puzzles.\nDon't get me wrong, in each puzzle you have to find out first what to do. But in most puzzles it's just not that diffcult to figure out and then to implement. I recall only three puzzles that really challenged me because of the amount and positioning of available items. In most puzzles the options you have quite clearly indicate what you have to do.\nSo while I recommend this game as a nice simplistic puzzler I also have to mention that I think it is not worth more than 5\u20ac/$.", u'hours': 2.9, u'date': u'2017-02-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198070453188', u'product_id': u'448800', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 438, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'kermed', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 423, u'product_id': u'448800', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-02-14', u'text': u"Full disclosure - I had the honour of getting to play this at GDC in 2016, am a big fan of this developer, and was eagerly awaiting the release.  I've always been impressed by this game.\nTo me, this is a gem and an example of a really well made game.  It is easy to play, and difficult to master.  The soundtrack is perfect.  The art is cute and unique (and you'll always recognize a semispheres level when you see one).  I'm a bit old, so it really does do a bit of a workout on my brain.  If I was to pick one mechanic I love, it is the guards.\nNow, I'm an indie by trade and a strong believer of the indie scene.  What does that mean?  Well, realistically, if you buy this game, your cash is going to a small indie developer that did something super cool so he can spend time to make something even better.  This is really a strong game from an indie developer, and I'd buy this over an E.A. title any day.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'spyfighter', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 199, u'product_id': u'448800', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-02-14', u'text': u'This game is a really fun casual game. I found it through my local subreddit as the developer had posted. He was super engaging and that caught my attention.\n1st thing I was concerned with is my general hate for controllers, and this game plays GREAT on keyboard, so fear not!\nI went through the first 12 levels or so and its super fun. A casual break for your mind, super low key, and an actual great minimalist soundtrack.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'TheYak', u'hours': 25.4, u'products': 11, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'text': u'You get to be Batman. The combat is great as is the story.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Red', u'hours': 29.2, u'products': 132, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'text': u"I can't express how much I love the fluidity of the combat in this game. Every hit feels so rewarding and satisfying. A must play game for everyone who loves fighting games.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'DestroyerODreams', u'text': u'You get to be batman what could go wrong.', u'hours': 7.9, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 21, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'5P4RKY', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 256, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2015-12-15', u'text': u'Get it for free on your phone. No reason to spend money on this game as it is badly translated and overly simple for what it is.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'knuddelholic', u'hours': 5.5, u'products': 2729, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2015-11-17', u'text': u'Just one more...ok, after that one...damn, I defeated, revenge...ok, but after that I am finally off to bed.\nWARNING: high addiction factor. :)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'\u03c1\u043e\u0455\u03b9\u0442\u044f\u043e\u0438_', u'text': u"Gunspell is a match 3 puzzle roleplaying game developed by Ino-Co Plus and published by KISS ltd.. The player assumes the role of a police detective whose sister mysteriously goes missing. As you investigate her disappearance you quickly find yourself pulled into quite a unique situation. You become a member, codenamed Gunspell, of a powerful Order that protects the Earth against creatures from the darkside. Yeah it sounds like the plot from one of those cheezy Saturday night SyFy channel movies but bear with me it gets better. During the course of the game, your travels will take you to a number of strange yet beautiful worlds. You'll also battle a large amount of bad guys as well as monsters of legend such as vampires, succubi, ghosts and werewolves...I actually fought a werewolf who was wielding a chainsaw...how cool is that?! Battles of course take place in puzzle format as you attempt to match 3 or more gems on the battlefield to build mana and power for your chosen armaments. There are also a number of available spells, weapons and armors to further enhance your character.\nGraphically this game is eyecatching. The gem battlefield looks great and is well animated. The special effects that occur when you make a match 3, cast a spell or use a weapon are vivid and look fantastic. The handrawn art of the characters, worlds and various items such as weaponry is also expertly done. Sound effects are loud and crisp just as they should be in any great match 3 game. The musical score, however, is not so memorable.\nI enjoyed Gunspell but there are some minor issues that need mentioning. There seems to be some gameplay unbalances where you find yourself easily defeating one enemy after another, some you will defeat after making only one move, only to get to a certain opponent and find yourself horribly outclassed and losing time after time again. Unbalances like that always infuriate me. Gunspell is definitely not the most polished game in the match 3 genre but it can be fun for a time if you're a match 3 fan. Worth a try but not for everyone.", u'hours': 20.1, u'date': u'2015-11-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 466, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Weiss', u'text': u"A great intro-level wargame capturing the events of one of the shortest and most daring offensives of WWII, with side disbalance capturing the tactical and situational differences between German and American forces. Very good replayability, innovative turn system, simple, accessible mechanics and sleek interface. It's fast-paced, it's fun, and it is a great study of how each side of the battlefield had to cope with completely different problems.\nUnfortunately, not without downsides. The AI is deffinitely not great, the afformentioned turn system makes PBEM last for days (and so the fast pace of the game quickly disappears), if not weeks, and large chunks of in-game documentation are plagued by historical corectness and/or are ported straight from the iOS with disregard to the change of platform.\nDespite the afformentioned problems I strongly recommend buying this title, especially if you are new to the genre or crave for a more-than-usual casual experience.", u'hours': 9.7, u'date': u'2016-04-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198007619959', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 499, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Lightning', u'text': u'Quite simply, dispite some flaws, this game is really fun.\nNow keep in mind first and foremost that this game has been updated frequently, and old reviews sometimes have complaints that have already been addressed.\nLike most roguelikes, this one has a fair bit of challenge, and getting use to enemies and mechanics can take a little while. The investment is worth it however. One of the big standouts for this game is the music. The theme for the first area is absolutly fantastic.\nHonestly, this game is a solid 8/10 espesially for only 10 dollars.\nAlso worth noting that I have only had a single crash and that was before starting gameplay via switching from fullscreen to windowed. No issues futher.\nAlso Elone is bae.', u'hours': 17.0, u'date': u'2017-08-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198027223922', u'product_id': u'573780', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 178, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Xeraf', u'text': u"A B O M I N A T I O N.\nOne word to say about this game. Screenshots and description is great. Risk of rain + Ninja Gaiden classics, should've been a fine game...\nBut you thrown into less then 320x240 resolution game without any explanation or guides, controls unresponsive af, you always forced to jump down without knowing if enemy is there (and it's probably there).", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-08-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198032654008', u'product_id': u'573780', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 177, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'MasterMike', u'text': u'Loving the game but it may need some more single player options...', u'hours': 6.2, u'date': u'2016-08-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198222079940', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 17, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Adrian', u'text': u'Battle battalions is the shitiest "strategy" game i have ever seen. This is game is not even worth being called strategy game. I wasted half an hour to download it and i want that 30 minutes of my life back. Simply: This game has more DLC contentent than basic content. Its missing PROPER tutorial. This game is missing basic strategy game characteristics. I maybe only played few minutes. But it took me long enough to realise what this game is about. Want to win? "BUY OUR AWESOME SKIN PACKS AND SETS OF EVERY USELLES\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665THATS NOT REAL AND WILL PROBABLY ENTERTAIN YOU FOR COUPLE OF DAYS!" should be theyr motto.', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2016-08-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 28, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Rhyssia', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 109, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-08-06', u'text': u'Player Base is dead, PvE is a joke and PvP is non existant.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Dbangz', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 61, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-04', u'text': u"Highly recommend this game. Although, it can be a bit challenging and be prepared to have lots of trial and error so I stopped after the caves purely because I have no patience. But this is still a unique game that deserves to be played.\nIt's a classic revamped, newcomers and old fans can enjoy this.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Ultra Geist', u'hours': 3.9, u'products': 121, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-29', u'text': u'It kicks\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665the whole way through, and it feels like something from an old issue of Heavy Metal.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'RobBoss', u'hours': 3.7, u'products': 234, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-29', u'text': u"This game can be quite frustrating and finicky but it's a nice little old gem.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'stormiesttub', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 158, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-03-01', u'text': u'Loved this game as a kid,\nHowever for whatever reason this is unplayable. You click to move and the minute man just runs in whatever direction he feels fit.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'rollntider', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 359, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-02-24', u'text': u'Its a fun game, it has a few bugs as old as it is. but fun', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Fou-Lu', u'text': u'I heard people rant and rave about this game all the time back in the day, so I finally got it when it was released on Steam way back.\nI thought I was getting a party-based action RPG with a superhero skin. I was sorely mistaken.\nSkip it. It plays like Myth 2 if all the units were heroes and all the missions take place in Manhattan.', u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2017-02-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198002124849', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 720, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'failed new year wishes Karma', u'text': u'Difficult to learn\nbut fun to play with\n10/15', u'hours': 6.4, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198373665687', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 7, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Peanut Butter Kill', u'text': u'cooooooooooooooooooool', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198250204298', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 5, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'comtime', u'text': u'i love the sourec filmmaker but one thing that i would like is to bind things togeter', u'hours': 71.9, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198212617489', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 2, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Csontzuzo', u'text': u'We all know the story of Alice, its an old, but lovely story. This visual book explains it. It not providing any more, no exceptional art, it focus only on anime girls. it not focus enough to entertain adults, but its too much if you want to make kids to read the story, how on earth should i explain to them why all animals are anime girls? I prefer a more original for them.\nThe story was given, as its from a book. The art is well, not exceptional, and there arent many pictures/scenes in there at all either. I dont get the 4.99Eur price for it, better just to watch it in a movie or cartoon.\nAs your Average Achievement Hunter ill share some informations about the achievements.\nThere are 8 steam achievements. Literally, you cant do anything in this game as its a book not a game so you get one achievement for starting, one for ending the story and 6 for starting on different languages. If you read whole story (what you already know anyway) still not longer than 1-2h to get 100%. Its just an easy 100% achievement product on steam, nothing else.', u'hours': 2.3, u'date': u'2017-08-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'544190', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 3221, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'SerenadeNeko13', u'hours': 6.3, u'products': 176, u'product_id': u'544190', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-08-01', u'text': u"This was a lovely illustrated rendition of Alice in Wonderland. It gave me a healthy dose of nostalgia while I was reading the visual novel. I've always loved the Alice series, and have gotten my hands on anything I could find of it over the years. This was a relaxing way to spend my time. It can definitely be read in less time than I read it, one afternoon easily. I simply spread it out into pieces.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'gavweb123', u'hours': 2.0, u'products': 2510, u'product_id': u'544190', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-03-31', u'text': u"a renewed classic fairy tale for the modern age thats all i can say and i can say this variation is PG RATING unlike the over the top parody's this variation does have one concerning factor some of the outfits are less family friendly which im not happy about considering this is suppose to be family friendly. still it's good to know the original published story by the original auther even as a referance.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'proud to be gay', u'hours': 13.2, u'products': 31, u'product_id': u'409560', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-08-09', u'text': u':/', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'[HoSPa]Spartiiik', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 81, u'product_id': u'409560', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-04-29', u'text': u'9/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Laimikko', u'text': u'Okay, so the controls are TOTAL CRAP on PC, try controller if you have one. The idea of this game is, that you need to help Bob to get into his bed. Simple, huh? No. The levels get harder and harder and you WILL get mad. The achievements are pretty hard with the hard controls, some of them require fast actions, but even if you have that skill, the controls make it SO much harder. I would recommend picking this up on a sale or getting it free, and if you have a controller to play this with.\n5/10 Because of controls.', u'hours': 6.2, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198311569944', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 7, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 59, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Cross', u'text': u'It tries too hard to be random and creepy.\nMuch like a 14 year old who just found out about 9gag.', u'hours': 2.6, u'date': u'2017-12-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 577, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Demeiz', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 1471, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-16', u'text': u'What do you get if you cross the 1993 classic sleepwalker, surrealist art and a bunch of acid?\nBack to Bed.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Mr. Afton', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 82, u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2014-11-13', u'text': u'I went into this with higher hopes. Knowing it was inspired by H.P. Lovecraft I was ready to get (more or less) my head messed with. The puzzles were confusing and the voice acting took me out of the atmosphere. I gave this a chance besides it all and the puzzles, don\'t get me started on how in the dark I was about some of them. When I figured them out I only got more frustrated with the game mechanics.\nIf you want to give this game a try go right ahead but I wouldn\'t because in the end I was left confused. I was also laughing at how I got my game over, the graphics are kind of low quality so it was hard not to laugh at the "best" knockout ever.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Khatoblepas', u'hours': 3.2, u'products': 305, u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2014-11-12', u'text': u"A bizarre and incomprehensible computer program I can only assume was an attempt at mimicking a video game. This game will sap your sanity and make you lose your mind, just like the works of HP Lovecraft it oft porports to be inspired by. However, this is not because the game is scary, but simply because it's puzzles are so mind-numbingly boring, tedious, and oftentimes unsolvable by way of infuriating bugs and awful game design. The characters in this game, such as they are, are even flatter and less believable than Lovecraft's own, with stilted voice acting and stuttering, puppety models that look like they were all controlled by tiny spiders, rather than any kind of individual personality. The most competently voice acting role in the game comes in the form of a brain in a jar, whose performance is the most human and sane of all of the characters. However, even a stellar performance (of which this was not) could not save the droning, boring dialogue the actor had to read.\nThe story, which I am assured exists, judging by the story credits that come with the game, is a completely incomprehensible retelling of the Case of Charles Dexter Ward. There are several discrepancies that point towards the creator of the game being ignorant of occult symbology, such as the inclusion of the Star of David as an evil, occult symbol. I am convinced that this was an inclusion made from a place of ignorance rather than malice, as there are no signs of any Zionist Conspiracy theory that I could understand within the game's text.\nThe graphics, though spartan and often incomprehensible, a running theme with this game, are also bland and inoffensive, lacking even the slightest spark of art direction or competency.\nThe most notable aspect of this game is the bugs. Several, large, game-breaking monstrous bugs that thankfully render the game unplayable past the library scene. Having watched a longplay of the remaining gameplay, I felt truly blessed that I did not have to suffer the game further.\nOn a more positive note, having played several other bad games recently, this game has made me think twice about their quality. They shine in comparison to this one, and I will count my blessings every time I suffer through another bad game, because truly they could not have been as bad as this one.\nLike the titular Necronomicon, this game contains ye liveliest awfulness, and perusing it for more than a couple of seconds will destroy a man's soul and render him insane. For that, I commend the creators, for they have crafted an experience of mind-destroying awfulness and incomprehensible realities which man was not meant to view. Beware, player, for if you dredge this awful beast up from it's essential salts, have on hand something that you can put it down with.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Doktor Schliemann', u'text': u'PROS:\n+ Based on the works of H.P. Lovecraft\n+ Good atmosphere\nCONS:\n- Buggish\n- Not configurable at all\n- Bad interface\n- Bad graphics\n- Bad animations\n- Meaningless puzzles', u'hours': 5.1, u'date': u'2014-11-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 722, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'GamingCypher', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 222, u'product_id': u'448800', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-02-14', u'text': u'Semispheres by developer Vivid Helix is a 2D puzzle game that applies the concept of split-screen to a smart, fun, and relaxing experience. Each level splits your computer screen in half, with one of your \u201csemispheres\u201d on the left side and the other on the right. If you are using keyboard controls, the WASD keys control the left semisphere and the arrow keys control the right semisphere. (You can also play with a controller, which is what the game recommends and what I used. Each joystick controls its respective semisphere with this control scheme.)\nThe puzzles all have the same objective: move both semispheres to their goal spots. Obviously, it\u2019s not always that simple \u2013 there are \u201cguards\u201d that will instantly send a semisphere back to its beginning location if that semisphere enters the guard\u2019s field of view. The game provides you with various tools and abilities to allow you to bypass the guards and reach the goal, such as an echo which will cause any guards within its radius to leave their post and investigate the noise. There are also \u201cportals\u201d that allow the semispheres to interact with each other\u2019s worlds. (Fortunately, there are no rude AI units promising you cake in order to lure you to your death in this game.) As the game progresses, it introduces you to more interesting abilities that require a little more thought when trying to navigate the puzzles\nRead the full review on', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Hoqjed', u'text': u"A really cool and zen puzzle game. It reminds me of Brothers: A tale of 2 sons with controlling two characters at once, except each has its own side of the screen now. There's some interesting mechanics that take advantages of that too, like portals, space swapping, and line teleporting which really demands you to think about what you're doing. There's also a lack of filler content which I highly appreciate as you go straight to puzzles.\nThe soundtrack is fantastic as well, very calming and surreal.\nOverall a great puzzle game, highly recommend picking this one up.", u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2017-02-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198022299326', u'product_id': u'448800', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 273, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'EvilObjective', u'text': u'This is an excellent puzzler with a very enjoyable meditative soundtrack (the music and atmosphere reminds me particularly of OSMOS).\nI found it to be very well paced, with the new mechanics building nicely level over level. Some of the more difficult levels consistently mess with my brain.\nPuzzle/Stealth fans should abosolutely check this out. I know the dev, have watched this game develop, and played it multiple times at various public demos. It is truly a must play for me and should be a must play for any puzzle game aficionado!', u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2017-02-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197963282239', u'product_id': u'448800', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 159, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Sm00th', u'text': u"It's a good game, with solid story and game mechanics, it actually makes you feel like you are batman with all the implications that come with it, which is something awesome but it's not what everyone wants you to believe, it's not perfect. The story is very short, it has a lot of where/what am i supposed to go/do moments and the combat is far from being perfect. But in the end it manages to keep you interested in the story, i was just hoping for a better final boss battle. I give it a solid 8/10.", u'hours': 7.9, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198059892766', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 79, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Greed', u'hours': 15.8, u'products': 123, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'text': u'it got batman', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Rafael', u'hours': 30.5, u'products': 79, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'text': u'One of the best of the Arkham franchise indeed, you really feel like playing an arkham game. 9.5/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'BouncedBadger123', u'text': u'Good story and graphics for 2009, only downside is there are no mods.  Takes around 20 hours to finish storyline. DLC adds some more fun to an overall enjoyable game. 10/10 would cure Titan again', u'hours': 54.2, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198265084773', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 200, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'deepcut', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 1191, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2015-10-28', u'text': u"Maybe not outright bad, but I've played and enjoyed bad games, this is worse by virtue of just being incredibly dull.\nIt also has a bunch of dubious seeming mobile F2P currency nonsense to unlock things.\nCouldn't recommend at the asking price on Steam, maybe try it if you get it in a bundle, or just play the original\nif you didn't already.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'MRNasher', u'text': u"[ Fun: 7 | Plot: 4 | GFX: 6 | SFX: 6 | Stable: mostly | Replay: 6 ] [ Total : 6/10 ]\n+ Simple 'bejewelled' fighting mechanic is interesting\n+ Decent visuals appropriate for the gameplay\n~ Really easy and forgiving combat\n~ Long-winded and uninteresting story easily skipped\n~ Adequate sound with some jarringly loud/repeated sounds\n~ Shops are too frequent\n~ Magic totally unnecessary as guns too effective\n~ Lacks monster variety, but makes little difference bar the HP\n- Some crashes but always restarted at last battle\n- once upgraded, little point in swapping items for newly found items\n- repair/upgrade system is annoyingly clunky", u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2015-10-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198109883351', u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 1526, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'yuru', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 2301, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2015-09-08', u'text': u'Facebook tier combine 3 of a kind game for 40+ audience. It looks really cheap and bad polished.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Running-Target', u'text': u'Battle Battalions is a free to play game.  It worked, looked ok, sounded ok, played ok.  It has Short tutorial match and few tutorial videos on youtube.  It is a PVP game mostly, but there is a Coop players vs AI match.  New Free accounts have only 3 units.  Reminds me of Command and Conquer battles but with no resource, research or unit building. Try it, but it seems Pay to Win.\nFor more info:', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2016-06-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 101, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'xXJacksonLikesGamingXx', u'text': u'i like source filmmaker but they need to make it for mac i mean you can barely get any games for mac on steam and its like REALLY!', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198340987394', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 2, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Mky', u'hours': 64.4, u'products': 45, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'text': u"It's a lot of fun if you know what you're doing. Good for making still shots and if you're really good, animations. I've seen many animations made using SFM and they are top quality, proving that this is a good tool to use. Would recommend if you are interested in Steam-related design and animating.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'WojoBread', u'hours': 22.4, u'products': 27, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'text': u'I can make better sandwiches than this program', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'MashedPotatoeSause', u'text': u"I'm just puting in a negative review to add varity", u'hours': 12.1, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 8, u'user_id': u'76561198303375992', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 21, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Ishimoto', u'hours': 1.4, u'products': 235, u'product_id': u'544190', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-03-26', u'text': u"I would not recommend it to you if you're looking for something interesting to read, but if you're looking for easy achievements then go ahead.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'wrb41977', u'text': u'This is the classic Alice in Wonderland in a manga-style format. Six languages can be used to read the story. As I had not had the chance to read this tale before, I figured I would avail myself of this method. Seemed to be worth the price (less than most books sell for nowadays).', u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2017-03-10', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198069159152', u'product_id': u'544190', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 720, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'XJ9', u'text': u"Great interpretation of the awesome book, lovely arts make this kinetic novel very enjoyable!\n+Soundwork - AMAZING OST, seriously 10/10, classic background music that perfectly fits the book's mood.\n+Visuals - very special animeish style, not without flaws, but it makes the novel lively, OH and dem backgrounds animated! Now that's cool.\n+Gameplay - nothing to tell about the book, I can't imagine the person that never read or at least heard about it. Talking about actual game aspect - 6 languages - pretty cool, especially if you are trying to learn a second language.\n+Steam cards! - cool backs\n+Steam achievements - easy to obtain.\n-Sometimes that bug when all the text is gone appears, so don't forget to save from time to time.\nAnyway, this game is good if you miss that book, or as a gift to your kids/friends/so.", u'hours': 4.5, u'date': u'2017-01-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'product_id': u'544190', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 6232, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Chaddy', u'text': u'its fun if you like to break 7 keyboards over a video game', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-04-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198278723327', u'product_id': u'409560', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 32, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Smiless', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 35, u'product_id': u'409560', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-04-04', u'text': u'A nice short challenge game, but not too much to offer with only 2 worlds and the levels not being extremely diffucult, but if you like challenge games, it would be a good buy!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Saint Aaron', u'text': u'Nice atmospheric fast game, one of the best games that I have played!! I really enjoy it and I would definitely recommend it.', u'hours': 2.6, u'date': u'2016-11-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198011965365', u'product_id': u'409560', u'page_order': 4, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 1689, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'\u272aTails', u'text': u'run rabbit run is a awesome game u should buy it', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2016-11-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'409560', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 18, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'PEldritch', u'hours': 2.6, u'products': 262, u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2014-10-27', u'text': u"Can't see\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 captain.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'peppage', u'text': u'A methodical & chill puzzle game with stealth. The game really eases you into the difficultly but introduces new mechanics at a good rate. The best part are the controls as you control each sphere with a different joystick. I highly recommend a controller not only for the joysticks but because of the analog movement, it feels more fluid.\nI made an informative video:', u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2017-02-14', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'448800', u'page_order': 9, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 672, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'PaulFried', u'hours': 10.3, u'products': 55, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'text': u'Batman: Arkham Asylum Game of the Year Edition is a fun game with an impressive combat and stealth system, setting, story and esthetic.\nPros:\n-Combat\n-Stealth\n-Enemy AI (artificial intelligence)\n-Setting\n-Story\n-Villians\n-Boss fights\n-Atmosphere\n-Gadgets\n-Length of game\nCons:\n-Backtracking\n-Repetitive in all aspects\n-Voice acting\n-Minor bugs and glitches\nVerdict: Batman: Arkham Asylum Game of the Year Edition is a good game. It may start out slow, but picks up soon and the player will quickly become invested in the story and setting, as well as get in a groove with the great stealth and combat. The boss fights are great and are a perfect difficulty for casual gamers. Harder difficulty settings are there for more experienced or hardcore players. The main issues are constant backtracking and the repetitive nature of the game. I recommend gamers to buy it during a sale.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'tybgmario', u'hours': 11.8, u'products': 78, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'text': u'This is one of my favorite games of all time, but this E-Girl told me to end my life so I will, bye bye!!!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Bassie', u'text': u'best batman game i have ever played!!!\nworth playing!', u'hours': 9.9, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198402676915', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 26, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'solovei', u'text': u"This game is everything I didn't even know I wanted. Iron Chef meets DnD meets Puyo Pop with cool ladies and amazing art and voice acting. Got this for Christmas after salivating over it for weeks, and it has been amazing.", u'hours': 6.4, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198048970501', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 0, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 107, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Pruvan', u'hours': 12.9, u'products': 146, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'text': u'I\'d love to see an expansion or sequel to this game that takes the tournament part out of the pretty heavily story driven campaign and distills that into its own stand-alone thing. The tournament was definitely the highlight of this game, I was getting genuinely pumped while doing the cooking battles. Knees weak, palms were sweaty during the Final Three.\nAs is though, the game is extremely satisfying from start to finish, but it\'s hard to convince myself to play through it again. As I said, the campaign is very heavily story driven. There\'s a lot of obligatory puzzles and "adventures" you have to do which weren\'t as satisfying for me. And I don\'t want to slog through those just to get to the good parts again.\nThe Daily Battles are nice, but it\'s not the same as being in an actual elimination tourney.\nDefinitely try this game though. Seriously. Surprisingly cool and addicting, loveable characters, great art, fun and holy crap surprisingly challenging too. It starts all coy and\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 then suddenly the clock starts ticking and you\'ve got 3 judges waiting for a perfect meal and you just got thrown into a map you\'ve never been before with monsters and ingredients you\'ve never seen before and it\'s like "AAAAAAAAAAA--"\nOn that note, an encyclopedia with all the ingredients you\'ve encountered or will encounter would\'ve been nice too. So you can prepare at least a little before being thrown into the ring again. There\'s a practice kitchen, but it only has one of the areas. But that\'s a minor gripe. Having to Improvise on the spot was part of the fun too I\'d say.\nYou\'ve got a great thing here Trinket Studios, hope to see more BCB some day!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Black Wombat', u'hours': 9.1, u'products': 443, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'text': u"I have almost nothing bad to say about this game, and a lot of praises.\nAt about nine hours long in campaign mode, it's just right that I don't feel gypped for a 20-dollar indie game title but doesn't overstay it's welcome. Even on Normal difficulty, it kept me, someone who's not very good at puzzle games, on my toes, but I only lost once - even though all my victories felt like I had to try or I WOULD have lost. The game ramps up not only competitor's skill, but also the complexity of the puzzles themselves, making you master new elements as the game goes on.\nThe writing is solid, and does a really good job of making you get invested in the characters. It is, for the most part, not some vast, world-spanning plot, but about a small group of people's individual struggles, which is a REALLY refreshing change.\nThe love for Iron Chef drips from every pore of this game, and the creators have made a wonderful tribute and an excellent game in it's own right.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Cross', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 577, u'product_id': u'40500', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-15', u'text': u'The game is dumb and the AI is garbage.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Remix', u'text': u"i always site this game as my worst purchase on steam, and that's saying something since i picked this up for 1$", u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2017-08-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197993676604', u'product_id': u'40500', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 246, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Two Penny Terror', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 90, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2015-08-07', u'text': u"This game is so bad, and not in a fun or funny way. You're a cop, looking for his missing sister in  norml, every day city. But now you're in some strange realm fighting fantasy type creatures? I have no idea what this game is supposed to be.\nTerrible writing.\nRandom. So, so random. Makes zero sense.\nBad music.\nI'll be deleting this one from my desktop asap.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'anonymous', u'text': u"Surprisingly, not as bad as Gyromancer. Yet it just feels so cheaply put together that it doesn't give a convincing experience. There is some fun to be had here, but don't expect a polished product. The relative freedom in approaching the levels is refreshing though.", u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2015-07-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198078962041', u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 5314, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'rock3tz', u'hours': 1.9, u'products': 5004, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-07-18', u'text': u'Bad.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Revelio', u'text': u'very funyy :D', u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2015-06-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198227448308', u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 91, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Poorly Drawn Tyrannosaurus', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 88, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'text': u'I have yet to figure out how to use this thing..... but it looks cool', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'DawdlingFool', u'hours': 222.5, u'products': 26, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'text': u'Not as good as blender in terms of what you can do, but you can make some really quality content with the program (Or just memes). Personally, I wish that this program had the power of blender, since it\'s layout is perfect to me, and perfectly "modular" by just draging around tabs.\nNow if only I could learn how to create the models in blender, and then port it to source engine...', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Kachigga', u'text': u'Quite difficult to learn to use but after a couple tutorials I was making posters and films of (I think) high quality, great if you want to make an animation easily and even better, ITS FREE!', u'hours': 69.9, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198273112995', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 23, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Aliceluva', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 217, u'product_id': u'544190', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-01-22', u'text': u'A beautiful visual novel,that retells the story of alice in wonderland in a beautiful new way and that is still very classic i love it(even though it doesnt has guns and psychopathic lovers like in heart no kuni no Alice).', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'JnV', u'text': u"A very relaxing piece of art, pretty and well made.\nMusic and artwork work together so nicely.\nWe have audioboks, ebooks and now VN books, I definitey approve of the idea and wouldn't mind getting a collection of my favourite books made into VNs, would be perfect for rereading <3", u'hours': 2.6, u'date': u'2016-11-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198333368919', u'product_id': u'544190', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 3, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Desolater IV', u'text': u"+ This game essentially takes Lewis Carroll's original Alice's Adventures in Wonderland novel, and turns it into a visual novel by adding background and music. This is a great way to read through the original story with visual aids instead of reading plain text.\n+ Visually the background images and characters are very well drawn with a lot of detail, great facial expressions, and colorful outfits. Has a very anime-like style.\n+ Many of the non-human characters from Alice in Wonderland are portrayed as cute girls in this visual novel. For instance, the White Rabbit is a girl with white hair and bunny ears.\n+ Relaxing soundtrack\n- I felt like there could have been more images. Sometmes you read through very long sections without much ever happening in the background to portray what is going on in the story. (only 12 backgrounds)\n- This is more of a personal note, but the creators of this game literally took someone else's work (copied word for word), and are profiting off of it. I mean, yes it's a 150 year old book, but I feel as if it is a tad bit lazy not to create your own story or perhaps a spin-off of the original.\n~ I encountered a bug which would make the text box and all the buttons disappear if I enlarged the screen too large or went full screen. I'm sure this will get fixed, and it wasn't a big issue playing in a smaller window.", u'hours': 3.5, u'date': u'2016-11-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'544190', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 8509, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Fred', u'text': u'-Play the game\n-Wait till your Monitor or Keyboard to get smashed\n-???\n-Profit.\n10/10', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2016-09-30', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'409560', u'page_order': 6, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 31, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'miRAGE', u'text': u'If you are ready to pay for money for being mad - you came to the right place.\nCollect carrots, awoid wrilling blades and make it quick. And ... try not to die.\nControl the rabbit with the keyboard+mouse or gamepad. Timing your jump is important; too soon, and you may fall into a pit or saw blade, too late and \u2026 same result.\n+ memorable main hero\n+ 2 different locations 20 levels each with "secret levels"\n+ hardcore gameplay\n- hard controls on gamepad\n- soundtrack could be little bit faster\n- no resolution options', u'hours': 3.4, u'date': u'2016-08-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'409560', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 2486, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'deja vu', u'hours': 3.4, u'products': 59, u'product_id': u'409560', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-08-01', u'text': u"The gameplay is fun and the dificulty does not ramp up rapidly\nThe minigames (bonuses) are a bit more relaxing\nCan't go very wrong for 4 dollars", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'DeafPereira', u'hours': 38.3, u'products': 199, u'product_id': u'573780', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-07-29', u'text': u"Hey, I have been playing this game 36 hours and got all achievements, and I love this game.\nBefore When I buy this game there lot bug and don't have pause, sometimes you die when you spawn by enemies or bomb of enemies, but the Developer listen to all these reports, and almost everything fix and now this game has pause\nI know this game is very difficult, that is a roguelike, I know there save (only save when you buys weapon, location, and dyminatry)), the checkpoint of location, etc... but is still roguelike because this game doesn't have save game or continue.\nJust like other games of a roguelike.\nGameplay: Is very nice, is just classic style retro\nControl: The control is difficult, sometimes you need practice like jump, etc... but control move is good just need practice because of a jump, etc...\nSoundtrack: I love it, song is awesome there no mistake\nBoss: Bosses is hard, but will be very easy if you read their pattern (I did no-hit damage all boss).\nDo I recomend this game ?\nWell yes, is good, I know you guys don't like this game because is very hard or frustrating but remenber this is roguelike, whatever you guys are a fan of roguelike or non-roguelike this game is fun and I recomend buy this game.\n8/10", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'WATTARU', u'hours': 10.3, u'products': 215, u'product_id': u'573780', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-07-24', u'text': u'The game is just plain good.\nThis is a very typical rouge-like game. Nothing much to talk about, since this is just so typical.\nPersonally, I like the visual design. Fantasy, cyber punk, and a little bit of anime, all mixed in one bowl, which makes the game unique. Not dizzy, not  disgusting, not nerdy/geeky.\nBut the game is slightly unkind. As I make my ways through, I feel more like there is a certain intended way of playing this, not just grinding to the teeth. Also, random boxes rarely give weapons with ATK > 8. Even though ATK is not everything, boss fights are simply time consuming w/o those strong weapons.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'PIROSTAGMA', u'text': u"The simple fact that there are shiny particles in front of the screen that i can't disable in the options menu makes this game instantly unplayable for me. Do they add any value other than aesthetics? No. So why are there in front of my vision distracting me from the actual game and causing visual clutter? Our eyes are instantly drawn to shiny things, so when you have shiny things everywhere in front of the screen it becomes a chore to try to figure out your surroundings.\nThat being said if the problem of the visual clutter and slow/buggy weapon switch gets dealt with i can see myself enjoying this game. It is a fun game, it just needs some tweaks that make the gameplay less annoying.\nEdit: The developer dealth with the issues i mentioned and updated the game, i enjoy it now. Id suggest the game just for the fact that there is an active developer listening to their players and making their game better. (unlike many other developers)", u'hours': 22.3, u'date': u'2017-07-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'573780', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 142, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'vampirecosmonaut', u'hours': 1.7, u'products': 354, u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-06-24', u'text': u"Poorly optimized. I couldn't get a stable framerate. The game stuttered a great deal when there was a lot of enemies on the screen, which was just about all the time. There is huge clusters of enemies in most areas.\nThe localization has very odd language choices. The game is trying to have self-aware humor and just comes off as rude and snarky.\nI refunded the game and I would not recommend it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Nerney9', u'text': u"Man, I loved those Avengers movies!\nI know, right?  Hey... you know what?  I bet we could make a killer game loosely based on 'em!\nOooh ooh I GOT IT!  Let's take all the superheroes in the Avengers.... and smush them INTO ONE!!\nHeck yeah!  We could build the game around a stealthy, sharpshooting supergenius with a cloaking device and cybernetic arm who crashes a plane in the early 20th century and in order to survive has to build himself super-robot armors that turn him into a hulking, giant-monster-fighting badass!\n\nGoliath is an action-RPG and crafting hybrid where you play as a heroic inventor from a retro-steampunk world who has just crashed his plane into a mysterious chain of islands.  Unfortunately, your new 'home'  already hosts a variety of menacing mythical monsters and robotic nightmares.  Your trusty pistol and cloaking device make you more than a match for the smaller specimens, but this strange new world is also populated by plenty of hostile critters who happen to be quite a bit larger than you.  The obvious solution to this:  Build giant super-robot Goliath suits of your own in order to beat any massive monstrosities  senseless!\nThe gameplay is a fun mix of traditional isometric action-RPG fighting along with the ever-popular collect-'n'-craft.  The main point of crafting in Goliath is to combine a wide array of a natural ingredients into 'Goliath' robot-suits.  These Goliaths are made from a variety of materials (wood, stone, etc) that each have their own strengths and weaknesses, and can be further customized with additional weapons and new skills as you level.  You are free to explore the world on foot with your pistol and cloaking device in order to find new items and materials without stomping through every tree/monster in sight, but wielding Goliaths is naturally the more entertaining aspect of the game.  After all, who doesn't like to run around as a super-giant-robot and break things as they please?\nMechanically, the visuals of the game are well done, with the cartoony world fitting extremely well with the fun, comic-book type gameplay.  The audio is nothing special, but nice enough in terms of background noise.  You do have the option to use a gamepad to control everything, which is certainly a plus.  However. you should be wary going in that there is a bit of unexplained learning curve as you figure out how to progress, both in the story and crafting your goliaths, but this is nothing a trip to the forum can't solve.\nAll in all, Goliath is is a spectacular fun-filled romp through a world of giant monsters that I highly recommend trying out.  With the current glut of crafting-focused early-access 'games' that offer very little story or point beyond exploring the world and building enough stuff to survive, I find it invigorating to play a crafting game that actually plays *like a game*.  Goliath succeeds in large part because it uses its giant-robot crafting system purely as an enhancement rather than a crutch.  With a fun story, nifty Godzilla-monster-battling gameplay, and the ability to make and control a variety of awesome giant robots, Goliath is a game with\n!", u'hours': 7.1, u'date': u'2016-06-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 17, u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 8228, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'CyberusUK', u'text': u'Goliath is one of those games it\u2019s hard to compartmentalize, it\u2019s a survival game while also being and RPG and brawler too. There\u2019s no shame in this, many great game straddle the genres making something new and goliath want desperately to be the next. You are placed in the role of a 1930\u2019s fighter pilot landed on a strange world, who must make behemoth type mechanical automations to survive the hostile indigenous creatures that inhabit this strange environment. Pretty cool idea but things are never that clear cut.\nThe story is the first place things start to fall apart, you know who you are kind of and you are taught about the world by a voice on your radio claiming to be you co-pilot. I\u2019m not going to give away spoilers but things get odd very quickly. As you start to discover the world around you things get stranger more still, with fox like creatures and rat like creatures becoming friendly towards you depending on the choices you make, it\u2019s a great idea but through the entirety of it all the game explains very little and this makes it hard to invest in the world. Your character just gains the ability to make these technological marvels that are goliaths, he just knows how to use teleporters and fix them with no explanation why. The cardinal sin though is that the game offers you conversational options but you\u2019re never sure if you\u2019re moving the story the way you want. This might seem odd but your character is such a\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665that it\u2019s sometimes hard to tell if the choice you make is the good or bad one. He really is a bit of a prick that way, for a hero this isn\u2019t a good thing.\nBut hey what does story mater when you can drive giant robots around and that\u2019s true, apart from they really aren\u2019t as giant as your lead to believe. The reality is your character is a little shorter than most of the creatures you encounter and your goliath is a little taller, it\u2019s almost like you strapped on body armour and a pair of stilts. Not exactly the \u201cShadow of Colossus\u201d idea the Goliath title might suggest. There\u2019s just no feeling of power about them and they take damage so easily, it\u2019s more glass cannon than raging hulk.\nThe mechanics also take a big hit too with the keyboard and mouse being virtually unusable and it only being when you use a controller that the game really works. For a PC game to make such a bad job of the K&M controls is shameful it\u2019s just a mess. Even when you switch to a controller there are still issue, attacking and moving around become far more natural, but the game lacks the ability to move the camera lower than its almost top down view giving you no peripheral vision what so ever. This combined with overly complex to navigate menus and an overly difficult upgrade system make it a turn off.\nDifficulty is an issue to, as the game doesn\u2019t so much ramp as you tend to just avoid creature for the most part as you will lose. That\u2019s really it, you avoid and the AI is dumb enough to let you. It again comes back to the fact you never get a sense of power with a goliath, it\u2019s more a case of extending your health bar long enough to reach the next goal.\nOh those goals too! Go here, go there, go everywhere and achieve very little with very little in the way of plot development. You could spend your life going back and forward in this game just talking to the next person before they tell you to talk to someone else. Occasionally they will chuck in something to defeat before you can talk to someone and then you\u2019re back to it again and god it\u2019s tiresome.\nIf there is one area though it\u2019s the visuals, the style is something a kin to if you crossed the looney toons with anime and strangely it works stunningly. But still even cranked up to max settings it doesn\u2019t look as good as the screen shots and trailers do, not far off but noticeable all the same. It\u2019s a good looker all the same but with the art style not really pushing my system I wonder why it couldn\u2019t have looked as good as they show it could, why the down grade?\nI suspect it\u2019s to do with the engines performance, I think this because even though my GPU doesn\u2019t break a sweat and my CPU even less so the game still stutters and lags horrendously. There\u2019s no real reason for this I can see as there is plenty of power left in my system for it to use, it just doesn\u2019t. On top of this the loading times are some of the longest I\u2019ve come across in ages and while I\u2019m not running it off an SSD it really shouldn\u2019t take as long as it does. Thankfully after the initial load things speed up a little, but I honestly believe the reason we don\u2019t get peripheral vision and micro stutters is all related to the engine having major issues they have tried to hide.\nWhen I asked for this game I asked because I looked great and I really wanted to play it, it really caught my eye and imagination. But now after spending some time with it and experiencing its gameplay or lack thereof I just feel a little cheated. For an indie game it\u2019s not cheap and just because it carries the indie title doesn\u2019t mean it should be treated any less harsh than the games of equal price.\nGoliath is a game I want to recommend but it makes it impossible with it being subpar in almost all areas.', u'hours': 3.3, u'date': u'2016-06-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 428, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'harley9699', u'text': u'Meh. Simplistic, plus, only being able to activate one sector at a time makes it less functional, and interesting, than most wargames.', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2016-04-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 1259, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'NJBboys2014', u'text': u'not what i was expecting', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2016-04-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198010701999', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 44, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Stu-T-Rotherham', u'text': u"Not bad at all for the price - it's a quick beer & pretzels wargame.\nIn what seems like an effort to add historical flavour, Bastogne is ridiculously tough in terms of the locations defensive benefit, though I've never seen a historical (or even similar) defence of the town in this game.\nUnits can also move too freely out of enemy zones, leading to supply line paralysis rather than combat.\nStill, it's playable in an hour and it doesn't suck.", u'hours': 7.6, u'date': u'2016-03-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197986449317', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 135, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'\u30f4Im Seriously Retarded\u30f4', u'hours': 1.9, u'products': 42, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'text': u'Donate to avoid daily showers of master sparks.\nThough seriously, you should honestly buy the game even though it may be overpriced due to taxes and other stuff\ncause I see you with your whole playlist of pirated Touhou games, Do it for for our legendary beer god.\nHE NEEDS MORE BEER', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Homoarigato', u'text': u'why am i crying in the club', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 53, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Ease of Access - Shortcut', u'text': u"it's touhou on steam. finally.", u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198067849193', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 139, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Ivalice', u'text': u'This game is an absolute must for any RPG fan - especially for ones grew up in NES/SNES era. It took me ~10 hours to beat with almost all secret items. Level design and environmental art are fantastic. Gameplay is fun, boss fight is a bit on the easy side for RPG veterans, but still very fun. And by the way this is not one of those low quality RPGMaker title, everything is crafted specifically for this game - glad I backed this in the kickstarter - and will back again if the creator want to do expansion.\nBuy it! Recommended!', u'hours': 11.6, u'date': u'2017-04-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198011257824', u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 354, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Droggooo', u'text': u'This is an excellent game, with quality close to what you would expect from Square\'s SNES RPGs.  It is a bit shorter though, maybe about a third of the size that one would expect.  So given that, I would say that this game is worth about $30, yet it only costs $15.\nGAMEPLAY: The combat system is great!  I would say that it is better than any SNES RPG that I\'ve played.  The characters each have about a dozen interesting abilities that remain useful until the very end.  Each character only has 100 AP (mana) but it automatically refills 15 points per turn, 30 if you skip your turn.  This encourages you to use a mix of cheap abilities, expensive abilities, basic attacks, and skips.  My one complaint is that the attack resolutions animations are too fast for beginners, though you soon get used to them.\nSTORY/SETTING: The dialogue is really weak at the beginning but gradually gets better.  They should go back and rewrite the first five hours of the script.  The setting is well done, pretty much your standard fantasy world with enough tweaks to keep it interesting.  The plot is good.  I don\'t want to talk about the plot too much because that would give it away, but I have no complaints with it.  Although the characters have interesting backstories, the characters themselves are pretty dull.  There isn\'t any character development.  Curtis being black doesn\'t make any sense.  The sidequests are few but add to the setting.  I used a spoiler to finish one of the sidequests and had to leave another unfinished because I couldn\'t find a spoiler. Townspeople have up-to-date dialog when you go back to places.\nENCOUNTERS/BOSSES: Regular encounters are tough and require the use of special abilities.  You can\'t just hit "attack, attack, attack, attack" and expect to win.  You can\'t just nuke everything with your strongest abilities either, otherwise you will run out of AP.  So you need to do things intelligently.  Bosses can be tough but mostly you just have to whittle them down.  There are no gimmicks to figure out.  Although most battles are tough... overall the game is actually easy.  I never once lost my whole party.  Monster design is interesting but nothing special.\nDUNGEONS: The dungeons are laid out well and are just the right size.  There are some tentacle puzzles in the first dungeon that are ok.  A few dungeons later you come across your first sun orb puzzles.  These can be lots of fun.  The orb puzzles start off easy but get harder.  There was one in an optional dungeon that I couldn\'t solve.  You can save anywhere but there are a few "save spots" that restore you to full health, right before boss fights.\nITEMS/EQUIPMENT: It has all of your standard potions, ethers, elixirs, revives, etc... along with some useless items.  Each character has three slots: weapon, armor, special.  Each weapon and armor goes with a certain character, so you can think of them more along the lines of upgrades.  Near the end there is some variety but for the most part it is obvious which weapon and armor each character should use.  The special items are great, they are like the relics from FF6.  You can really customize your party depending on which relic you give to each character.  You have to make tough choices because you only have one of each relic and you can only put one on each character.\nART/MUSIC: Great.  The pixel art is consistently beautiful.  The music is great too.\nPROGRAMMING: Great.  I didn\'t notice any bugs until the very final battle, and those were just graphical glitches that didn\'t last.  I couldn\'t figure out how to remap the controls on my gamepad but the defaults were perfectly good (start=menu, B=action, A=cancel).\nSUMMARY: Buy this game, tough out the first few hours of poorly written dialog, and then enjoy the rest of the game.', u'hours': 23.2, u'date': u'2017-04-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198043379143', u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 10, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'MrGazillion', u'hours': 12.1, u'products': 203, u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-04-01', u'text': u"I wanted to wait until I finished the game before leaving a review. I backed this game on Kickstarter and I was really hyped for its release so I didn't want the hype to cloud my judgement. I'm glad to say that even by taking my time, and spreading this game over a few weeks, the game has lived up to my expectations.\nWe live in an awesome time where indie RPGs are abundant. Unfortunately the barriers to entry are very low with the use of frameworks like RPG Maker. This often leads to games with low effort, poor balance, and unrefined stories. What makes Shadows of Adam stand out is that everything was done from scratch and done very well; from the graphics, game engine, music, and story.\nI think the game's best feature is its battle system. There are no random battles here! The developers made sure this wouldn't make the game too easy by placing choke points with a guard the needs to be taken out. Monsters don't respawn while you're in a dungeon until you leave to the overworld. This makes for intense dungeon explorations because you might find yourself through the majority of the puzzles only to find yourself rationing your items in fear of having to go back to town to restock.\nFinding yourself thin on items can force you to come up with different battle strategies to try and conserve your precious AP. You might try and cheese an encounter by finishing off all but one weak enemy and letting it live while you refill your AP through your meditation skill.\nAlso, there's no such nonsense such as out-of-date abilities. Lightning, the first spell you use, is as relevant at the end of the game as it was at the beginning. This is very much a modern RPG, it tries to remove the annoying bits without trying to reinvent the whole formula.\nDuring my playthrough I did run into a few bugs. Some were trivial but immersion breaking (loading in the wrong spot when entering a town), some forced me to reload the game (getting stuck behind a one way staircase), and certain puzzle pieces being able to be pushed over water (not game breaking but it made the puzzles a bit more confusing).\nNone of these ruined the experience but they were there. Fortunately the devs are extremely active on the discussion board and take bug reports very seriously. The bugs mentioned above have all been patched.\nThere's nothing uglier than being ready for a boss fight only to have him instakill two of your party members with an opening attack. This forced me to throw my strategy out the window and improvise. What's worse is that I later found out that the instakill ability had been patched out of the game in favour of a more fair (but still tough) strategy. Dang you Something Classic!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Sherlock Hound', u'hours': 4.6, u'products': 602, u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2014-06-29', u'text': u"Cute and furry puzzle game. Nothing but brain-teasers here. Something you'd expect to find on Newgrounds. If it's on sale for under $2.00, I say you should check it out.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'RaptroDelRaptro', u'hours': 2.9, u'products': 513, u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2014-06-21', u'text': u'no', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'AUSTINTACIOUS', u'hours': 9.1, u'products': 2321, u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2014-05-03', u'text': u'I own this game because A. I collect games and B. I like getting achievements. If I was buying a game for game play, puzzles, storyline, features, graphics, art and a game that mad me happy..NOT DEPRESSING... I would NOT be buying this game. What a load of old tat!! Absolutely rubbish point & click and am gald I can now uninstall this because I have 100% on it. The main characte in it is so depressing! This is so far to date, one of the worst games I have played.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Aviantx', u'text': u'I absolutely loved this game, it has great gameplay and fun game mechanics.', u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198124579833', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 124, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'mudkips are life', u'text': u'tfw when u bought a game without reading the reviews', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198253688616', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 47, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Unfurl the asshole', u'hours': 5.5, u'products': 51, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'text': u'Love it, crying for more people play', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u"Tom Clancy's Joy Division", u'text': u"This games hasn't aged well. I love Might and Magic V and VI, and this seems like it would play a lot like them, but my love for those games is definitely founded in nostalgia. If you haven't already played this game, or the PnP game it's based on, you problably won't enjoy it.", u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2014-06-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197972750271', u'product_id': u'267670', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 779, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Clarity', u'hours': 77.5, u'products': 260, u'product_id': u'267670', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2014-06-26', u'text': u'RoA1 is complex RPG based on Germany\'s best selling pen and paper RPG "The Dark Eye". The game is very rough around the edges with stiff controls, repetitive graphics and micro management and instant kill dreath-traps; and yet the world of Aventuria is fun to explore and RoA is one of the few game series that tried to get the pen and paper rules as closely as possible onto the screen.\nWith the classic RPG party of up to six heroes (plus an occasional NPC) you have to travel through and explore the viking-inspired country of Thorwal to find pieces of an old map showing the location of a legendary sword. Find the sword to thwart the impending orc invasion and save Thorwal. The story is as simple as that - but it\'s not an easy task.\nTravelling Thorwal is not a cakewalk. Find food and drink or your heroes will die of starvation or thirst. Gather herbs, brew potions and poisons or use them to cure death threatening diseases. Protect your camp or you risk enemy surprise attacks at night. Try to climb a mountain without a rope? Your party better have proper climbing skills or you can wave your heroes goodbye as the game cruelly hurls them down chasms to their deaths. Bottomless pits, rocky old boats that sink without warning - the game loves to kill you without giving you a chance. You better save often. Not enough? One wrong word may upset an NPC carrying one of the precious map pieces you\'re looking for and you will never get it. No second chances. Miss too many and you cannot complete the game (without the game telling you).\nTowns and dungeons are explored in old fashioned 3D view \xe0 la classic Bard\'s Tale and Ultima Underworld. Combat takes place turn based on an isometric grid. Traveling across the lands happens on the large map of Thorwal itself.\nOver twenty years later there are many things that will turn gamers away instantly. The game gives you no quarter. But if you give it an honest chance you may find that exploring Thorwal and its dozens of villages and towns and numerous dungeons will be an adventure to remember for a long time to come.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Mozgus', u'hours': 1.4, u'products': 1005, u'product_id': u'267670', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2014-04-15', u'text': u"Whew, sorry but some games are too antiquated to enjoy anymore. I'm glad I probably only spent pennies on this trilogy as part of some humble bundle.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'not jenny', u'hours': 32.8, u'products': 36, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'text': u'Pretty unique game, and the game mechanics fit together perfectly to creat a really satisfying experience overall. Loved it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'blazestompy', u'text': u"Yes This game was the best thing i've Ever played and thats coming from someone who gets really hard to ya know get hooked onto a game *slowly looks over to tf2* every single detail and aspect of it made me want to actually cook but i rather not burn down my house Seriously though at a few of them was hard at first but It gets easy fast I felt like Chef curry with them successful cookin skills even though that for basketball but the only sad thing is that the Story Short as Hell and I Really wanted more but i was saticfied with the end it was plesant too bad for the really short story though really kept me hooked in and so as the music and intense time limits on cooking.Remember Everyone Ya Gotta Flick That Wrist for that Koocin Stuff ta work.", u'hours': 12.5, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198194888066', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 4, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 35, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'NimitzH', u'text': u"This game's success stands on its theme, characters, and aesthetic. It was truly a delight to play.", u'hours': 11.7, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198179520101', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 62, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'hylander27', u'text': u"It's horrible. Horrible. Just horrible.", u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-05-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198022266267', u'product_id': u'40500', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 171, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Gw.en', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 545, u'product_id': u'40500', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-12-27', u'text': u"You can't beat the computer, it clicks faster than you. You only have 6 units and a set amount of gold which replenishes instantly upon losing a unit. I don't recommend this game", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'SamwiseCT', u'text': u"Not great.  Bought a long time ago, might be better now, probably isn't but you never know.", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2016-07-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'40500', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 173, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Monsieur Meconium Muncher', u'text': u'worst game I have played\nthis game has earned the rating of two droopy flaccid meat sticks down', u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2016-01-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198043692386', u'product_id': u'40500', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 104, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'BadAss-GlueSeeker', u'text': u'Relax and sit down on the bed then play this game before sleep makes you have a good dreams.\nIt will be better if have a full voice and japanese language.', u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2016-11-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198000907052', u'product_id': u'544190', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 329, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Brandonius', u'hours': 7.9, u'products': 168, u'product_id': u'409560', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-07-18', u'text': u"Simple controls, run and jump. The physics are a little frustrating. You gain so much acceleration just from running. Because of this jumping feels delayed and accidental deaths occur frequently. Gamepad recommended. The game is not terrible but it's nothing special either. As others have mentioned before, there are some similarities between this game and Super Meat Boy. Once you get used to the controls the rest is relatively easy. Recommended for those who like difficult platformer games.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'miguelaltorre0145', u'text': u'The controls are not told to the player, and  I have no idea how to really work anything, or what to do, all i know is that the keys that work are: a,d m, n, and l practically everyother key doesnt work for me', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-07-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'573780', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 131, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Protocol27', u'text': u"Edit: The game has been updated, so some of my complaints are no longer present\nLet me just state that I only played 1.4 hours on Xenon Valkyrie before refunding it, so I could be wrong on some things I say, but for me, 1.4 hours was enough to know I wouldn't enjoy the entire game.\nPros:\n- Good variety of swords and guns\n- Great presentation\n- Awesome music (the best part of the game imo)\n- Controls are pretty good (except for the gun)\n- Different characters make for good variety\nNeutral:\n- Story is vague, so I can't comment on it\n- There aren't any tutorials, or messages to tell you what the objective is, but it's still neat to figure out things on your own\n- Combat is alright, but could of had more depth like light, heavy attacks, or at the least a charge attack\n- Translation is a bit wonky, but it's hilarious to see, for me at least\nCons:\n- The randomly generated levels can be cheap at times, areas with loot you can't get to, unavoidable spikes in your way, you get hit by explosions when you spawn into the level, and having to use bombs just to progress\n- You can't heal or restore ammunition in the stages, the most you get are small health pickups\n- Gun has a delay, which helps with not wasting ammo, but feels awkward\n- Sword range is too short, causing you to accidentally get hit a lot, and there's no way to increase the range\n- You can only switch weapons in one direction, for example if you want to switch to your sword when you have a gun, you have to go through your grenades and special first\nOverall, while the cons may not seem like that much, they make the game too frustrating. During my short experience, I didn't have that much fun.", u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-07-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198066421328', u'product_id': u'573780', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 48, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'FLY', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 11, u'product_id': u'573780', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-07-02', u'text': u'Good game! but quite difficult to enjoy', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Lady Dawn (NeedtoKnow Gaming)', u'text': u".Story.\nYou are Andrew Gromov. You and your pilot crash-landed and the smouldering remains of your ship are around you. You\u2019re both uninjured, but separated, and your copilot is able to communicate with you via radio. You\u2019re immediately tasked with setting up camp and, during your tutorial fetch quest, you find out that you\u2019re in a strange world unlike any other\u2014or, rather, a collection of worlds that you can teleport across via the teleportation device in what soon becomes your base of operations. Your task? Find out why you\u2019re here and what\u2019s going on.\n*The story is, at best, an excuse to keep pressing on, but that didn't bother me. I don't typically look for deep, in-depth plots in my survival games.\n.Gameplay.\nGoliath can be played with mouse and keyboard (WASD plus hotkeys) or controller. I personally prefer using a controller if only because using the middle mouse button to turn the camera is uncomfortable for me. More on that later. You\u2019ll gather materials, a task made easier if you're piloting a Goliath, and build structures within a protective field generated by your teleporter. This is home base. Home base teleports when you do, so you'll always have it to fall back to. In your home base, you'll be able to craft--both consumables, equipment for your Goliaths, and Goliaths--as well as store your equipment and spare suits.\nYou can play as either Gromov or one of three Goliaths he can keep with him. Gromov has the ability to go invisible and also has a gun with which he can protect himself, but he is ultimately made useless by his Goliath unless you're attempting to sneak somewhere. Your Goliaths can also be commanded to stand guard at a location or to follow behind you.\nOutside of home base, you'll be exploring a decently sized map and engaging in battle with various, giant wildlife. Combat is not random and you can see the enemies as they wander the map.\n*If you die--and you will--you're instantly returned back to your base camp. You lose some of what's in your inventory, but you can go back to where you died and ransack your own grave in order to reclaim what was lost. You'll also have to spend resources in order to rebuild your broken Goliath.\nOtherwise, much of your time in Goliath will be spent teleporting from world-to-world in order to complete the main story.\n.Atmosphere.\nI\u2019m going to lump graphics and soundtrack together here because they work very well together. From the title screen, you\u2019re greeted by a rock instrumental with Western influences and a fantastic battle scene.\nSeriously. It\u2019s awesome.\nThe rest of the game has been lovingly cell-shaded. The biomes, whether hot and arid, cold and snowy, or verdant and teeming with life, were all well-detailed and the way the environments tied into the way your Goliath functions was a nice touch. See my gameplay for an example of the biomes.\n.Pros and Cons.\n.Bottom line.\nGoliath strays from the typical survival formula by including the ability to craft and pilot giant robots. It looks great, plays well, and will keep you entertained for a good while.\nThere are several tiers of upgrades for your Goliath, skills to unlock as your pilot levels up, buildings to upgrade in your base, and quests to undertake. The landscapes are varied and interesting, though limited in size. Exploration allows you find resources and chests filled with loot, but also runs the risk of running into a monster that\u2019s bigger and badder than your Goliath.\nIf you\u2019re looking for a survival game with some light RPG elements and you\u2019re not afraid of a bit of grind, Goliath is well worth the price of admission.", u'hours': 8.2, u'date': u'2016-06-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 2152, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Psygineer', u'hours': 12.8, u'products': 2085, u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-06-05', u'text': u'Goliath is a traditional Action Adventure Survival game much like any other. You collect wood, stone and various other things lying around in order to survive. Unlike others, rather than building yourself a nice customized base of operations, you build yourself giant robots in order to survive!\nAfter a mysterious plane crash, you awaken to find yourself in a strange land. A brief attempt to explore your surroundings quickly results in your running for your life back to the safety of your burning wreckage. A giant beast has tried to attack you. You realize that in order to survive for any length of time in this strange place, you are going to have to become Iron Man. You speedily turn the wood you have collected into your very first suit, the Wood Goliath. The Wood Goliath is great, it is strong, it can heal in water\u2026 and it can really help you see where you are going at night when it catches fire and burns to ash. This burning aspect is something that is actually quite interesting. Not only do you need to avoid fire, you also need to worry about how hot the area you are occupying is. If you find yourself at high noon in a desert in a wooden Goliath, you will quickly find yourself in a useless burned to ashes Goliath. Luckily, the Stone Goliath thrives when it is hot. There are at least four main types of Goliaths you can build, each one having variants you can craft after completing the required experiments. Each of the main styles of Goliath have their advantages and disadvantages so you need to weigh your options when selecting which one you want to use. If you need a hand, you can actually craft and deploy additional Goliaths to help you in a tough fight.\nCrafting isn\u2019t limited just to building the Goliaths though; you can craft and equip various weapons on the Goliaths. Some of them even have elemental effects that can really come in handy if used properly. In addition to weapons, you can also craft items. Some items allow you to craft new things and base upgrades, others will help you or your Goliath heal in battle, and there are those used as offensive weapons by strategically placing them on the ground.\nYou can actually play the game without using a Goliath. It really ramps up the difficulty in combat, but in general, it allows you to move around the map without drawing as much attention to yourself. Armed with only a pistol and cloaking device, you can creep around the map looting treasures guarded by hostile creatures. If you were to thump on up in a Goliath, you would easily incur their wrath, but on foot, you might just get out of there without them even knowing you were there!\nThe game itself involves multiple fragment worlds, each one consisting of its own biome. Each one is procedurally generated so if you replay the game, everything will look different. You move between these worlds using the teleporter in your base. As you quest for the various factions, you will be sent back and forth between multiple world fragments in order to complete their request. There are also dungeons to explore.\nGraphically, the game looks great. There is enough variety that each area does feel different from the last, even if it is based on the same basic biome theme. There are some graphical glitches that are common to procedurally generated games where you will encounter floating shrubs and trees, but this is not overly common. Enemies sometimes also get trapped inside of objects. One thing that I think was a really nice touch is that when you are thumping around in your giant Goliath, you smash small shrubs beneath your feet while on foot you do not. Also trees get pushed out of the way, causing them to bend to one side and then spring back into place once your Goliath (or any large creature) passes by it. The sounds in the game can be a bit understated and sometimes glitch off at times but it rarely is an issue. The music does help you get into the spirt of things though, and while I have read others mentioning that the Goliaths should sound heavier with more stated thuds as they walk, I feel that would get annoying fast, so I am glad they are understated.\nI do have a few complaints that I can\u2019t go without saying. I generally have no issues with looking past minor graphical and sound issues to the point where I sometimes don\u2019t even bother to mention them. One thing that can really get under my skin though is the camera. The default camera in this game, in my option, is bad. It doesn\u2019t really offer you much in the way of control for it and really restricts your forward view. You get a nice ring around you and you can see all of that really nicely but you often run head first into a concentrated enemy area without even realizing it until it is too late. After struggling with the camera, I ended up editing the INI to change the camera angle myself. Once I did that, the view in this game was fantastic and no longer worthy of complaint. It felt so much better seeing much further forward with minimal rear view. Rather than a high floating camera that is placed slightly behind the character, I now have a much lower, more shoulder mounted view of the game. This is even more noticeable when on foot in comparison to being in a Goliath. For example, knowing there is a lake nearby I could spin in circles and never see it with the default camera, but could easily spot it with my modified one. Luckily I read the Developer is looking into the camera and plans to implement changes for it, so hopefully soon the editing of the INI file will no longer be necessary for me to enjoy playing it.\nAnother complaint I have is the fact that while the Developer knows what they are talking about or referring to, I often have no idea. To unlock new variants of a Goliath, you have to perform experiments. These experiments are basically performing a certain action to a certain unit often in a certain biome with a certain Goliath type. As an example, it has you killing 15 spitting (shooting) spiders with the Stone Goliath using only heavy blows. That one is pretty easy to figure out. I know what a spider is, and I can figure out if they are shooting stuff at me, that it is probably the right one. But most of the time, I have no idea what the creature looks like, or where I can find it in order to complete the experiment. This leads me to try randomly doing the required action on everything I encounter and then checking my progress for that experiment. That sounds simple enough, but the creature could be on any of the world fragments, it could be in multiple, might only be in one. I might not even have unlocked the area it is in yet! Some kind of tracker that points you in the right direction, or name labels or something would really help you figure out what you are doing. The Developers also stated they are looking into that as well. Lastly, other than the basic explanation at the start, you either have to learn everything by trial and error or by paying attention to the load screens.\nSome things only seem to work when using a game pad (or else I could never find the right key combination on the keyboard) while other things only seem to work when using the keyboard. You can\u2019t use both at the same time as using one deactivates the other. For example, I can call up the map when playing with keyboard and mouse but can\u2019t find it with the gamepad, and I can\u2019t figure out how to put my Goliaths on auto-pilot other than with my gamepad. So I have to make a choice, map or assistance in battles. Either way, it would be nice if there was some indicator what the gamepad buttons stated on the loading screen translated to if using only the keyboard and mouse (much easier to aim with) or what the map button is when using a gamepad.\nIn conclusion, Goliath is a wonderful action adventure survival game with the unique twist of giant robots. If you are fan of survival games, you should definitely check out Goliath!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'TeeJax <3', u'text': u"In Goliath you\u2019ll find yourself playing a young pilot who crashes on a mysterious island. With limited survival gear and a radio to contact your now lost co-pilot you\u2019ll get to explore the lands meeting new factions, enemies and most importantly you\u2019ll get to craft some of the awesome Goliaths in the game. With limited information fed to you from your co-pilot you\u2019ll need to find out where you are and just how to get back home\nAt first Goliath seems pretty similar to many survival games as you\u2019ll quickly find yourself gathering some wood and other resources around you to survive your first night in this strange land. But you\u2019ll very soon find yourself embroiled in much deeper affairs. Once completing a few quick starter quests you\u2019ll find yourself ready with your own base which you can upgrade and most likely enough materials to craft your first Goliath. Goliaths are essentially large robots you can control directly as though they are a suit of armour, or order to follow you around as slaves/pets. Goliaths are big and very strong and will be the only protection you have in this world, but fear not, there are many types of Goliaths and each has it\u2019s own perks. Though you only start with one Goliath you can craft, as you continue on you\u2019ll be able to learn how to make new types, often stronger in some form than the last. Goliaths can also be upgraded and equipped with one of the many weapons you\u2019re able to craft at your base and each can have both a ranged and melee weapon at the same time. Not only do Goliaths have different ability types they also react differently with your environment which can turn the tide of battle in your favour if you utilize this properly. For example stone Goliaths are faster in hot environments whereas wooden ones can heal in water.\nThere are main quests for you to follow as well as some side quests but mostly the story is linear and it\u2019s not easy to get lost or fall off your chosen path which is appreciated because many RPGs have far too much filler now just to bulk the gameplay hours. Most of the quests you receive will be from the various factions you encounter BUT you may only do quests for factions you are on good terms with so you may want to think twice about who you attack and who you befriend.\nThe graphics are nice and run smoothly most of the time but sometimes I feel like there is a little hiccup/stutter when i\u2019m moving on occasion. The soundtrack that plays in the background is very awesome and adds a little something extra, especially to combat as it seems to fit the mood perfectly. Something about smashing mobs in with my giant fists just feels better with great background music.\nThough I am loving Goliath I do have to mention some of the things that bother me, the first being a lack of explanation. Maybe I missed something but I\u2019m learning everything from the tips when I teleport without finding too much information anywhere else. Things like how to have your Goliaths follow you and where to find the objectives for upgrading your Goliaths should be clearly explained to you as I don\u2019t tend to pay attention to the loading screens. There are also things you are told to find and not given any indication at all of where to find them or even what they look like. This is freaking annoying on your first timed quest and just had me running around like a maniac killing everything.  Another small issue is objects floating off of the ground slightly and enemy mobs getting caught in them but this is a superficial one and didn\u2019t really affect my gameplay, it was just very noticeable. Lastly I find things can be a tad \u2018grindy\u2019 because some of the enemies are just so damn hard to kill that I find myself needing to level first. I don\u2019t see any difficulty settings either so it seems it's grind or nothing.\nOverall Goliath is a fantastic light RPG with a story i\u2019m enjoying and many hours of gameplay. The addition of a great story and chuckleworthy dialogue makes for a brilliant combination and is well worth the price tag. For those of you on the fence, check out some YouTube gameplay videos, I don\u2019t think the store page does this game justice at all.", u'hours': 7.6, u'date': u'2016-06-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 5140, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Porphyrogen', u'text': u'Superficial approach to the operational level strategy gaming. Not recommended.', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2016-01-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198086008434', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 795, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Der_Richter', u'text': u'It\'s good. I got shown this at a friends place. Proceeded to then buy it on Steam for myself.\nJust note this:\nThis is not a wargame per se, as soon as you can look beyond that, it becomes much better. For me, being a wargamer this was a hurdle. But once you figure out what it is it becomes a very deep experience.\nSo what is it then if not a wargame?\nWell... It\'s a puzzle game. It is like a mix of "area activation" euro style board games and a logic puzzler. The theme is more coincidental, but is a nice touch.\nThe game has two core concepts, one being the mentioned "area activation", a mechanic often seen in trading style board games. It means that a sector of the board is "activated" on your turn, and only that, so you may ONLY move units on that sector. All other units have to wait a following turn.\nThe second concept which is central to the game is the timeline. A unit may only move ONCE every sub-timeline (a day) then it may not move until many turns later (next day). This is where the puzzle thing happens.\nFor instance, in the first scenario, it is very little about winning over the enemy but a lot about logically figuring out how to reach a certain point in time, given the movement restrictions.\nIn multiplayer it is the same thing, with the game taking on more of an abstract view of the theme and more of a logic puzzle nature. Like how chess is about battlefield tactics, hence the pieces and move ranges, but it is so abstracted it instead is turned into a logic game of deduction. This is the same.\nSo wargamers should be aware of this, and instead see it as a thematic puzzle/board gaming hybrid with some great depth.\nWhen you do that, it becomes VERY enjoyable in it\'s own right. The small history articles is a nice touch also.', u'hours': 3.9, u'date': u'2016-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197970957566', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 392, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'elkrondjeisanders', u'text': u"That's a shame to sell this game at 9,99.", u'hours': 26.9, u'date': u'2015-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198165181309', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 6, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'\u2720 A\u0274\u0274\u1d07x\u1d0f\u0280 \u2720', u'text': u'10/10\ntanned cirno is best cirno', u'hours': 9.6, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 155, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Moistenator', u'text': u'.', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 64, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'tanistseng', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 99, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'text': u'Iam going to buy all Touhou games in Steam', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'zephyr_235', u'text': u"After playing through this game 1.9 times (almost finished it twice now), I can say that this game is fairly well-crafted.  The battles are challenging without feeling impossible, and the story is interesting, even though it's a little simple at times.  I'd rather not spoil anything, so I'll just say that two of the villians might be my new favorites.  I especially loved the humor in the game, namely Curtis's blunt approach to communicating.\nMy favorite thing about SoA is that every skill learned continues to be useful for the entire game.  No early game skills that become junk later on.  This creates the impression that the creators focused a lot on balancing the game, which isn't always the case in indie games.\nOverall, this game does a great job at capturing old-school RPG nostalgia, while putting a few twists into it.  Definitely worth the $15 price for this game.", u'hours': 16.6, u'date': u'2017-03-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198068096702', u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 48, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'CMTRC74159', u'text': u'Great gameplay, music, story, and graphics. Recommended for anyone wanting to enjoy a game made after the claassic jrpg style.', u'hours': 8.7, u'date': u'2017-03-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198073505285', u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 60, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Bear Arms', u'hours': 13.2, u'products': 275, u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-03-16', u'text': u'If you are a fan of SNES era RPGs, this is a game for you. The only thing holding this game back is some polishing. There are some minor errors/hiccups here and there, but you hardly notice them as you progress through the game.\nBattle System/Diffuculty: The battle system is great, but without random encounters it makes you not want to grind. I never had to go through any area more than once to be adequately leveled. Even the end game bonus dungeon was not hard once you had all of the other items you could aquire.\nVisuals: This game looks great. Some of the sprites were used more than once, but each area still seemed new and exciting.\nMusic: I loved all of the music in the game. The battle and boss themes were great. Whenever I heard something new, it instantly reminded me of any number of RPGs I had played before.\nOverall: Buy this game. Support the developer so that we can get more games like this. It is so rare to get a game that is new but nostalgic at the same time. With some more support, I am sure they can create something even greater.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Fluff-Kevlar', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 510, u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2014-04-15', u'text': u"Decent character design and visuals but.. a strange UI, annoying voices, puzzles thrown at you for no reason, crappy story, very shallow.. likely a kids game as the target audience and might entertain them greatly, who knows! But if you're looking for point and click puzzle games with good story, pacing, characters, etc. there are better all-around titles out there.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'BluePaw', u'hours': 18.7, u'products': 228, u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2014-04-09', u'text': u"When all fairy tale stories come into one in a continous adventure solving puzzles, even optional ones too. Some are fun and silly, some will have you thinking so hard someone could cook an egg with the heat of the gears turning rapidly in your mind.\nVery difficult puzzles, story is weak but gets the job done throughout. Best to view this as a puzzle game alone and not put too much expectation to the story it offers. Many pop-culture puns and jokes from movies, shows, books, music, etc. The humor is... stale most of the time. Eventually you may feel drowsy trying to find a puzzle to solve to progress or see if there's any puzzles you may have overlooked.\nBit of a warning: In the final chapter, you can't start from the beginning. If you missed any puzzles in that chapter, gonna have to start over from scratch. There's some some puzzles that you might miss after a certain point of that chapter's scene.\nRecommend for puzzle lovers though... and only puzzle lovers. Not for adventure gamers.\n-----\nCheck out more games I see that deserve more attention from my curator group:\nJoin and/or follow if you wish.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Marona', u'text': u"A witty point-and-click adventure story with puzzles...although some puzzles are a bit too hard. It's still a funny story nonetheless for teenagers or adults to get into. I just wish they left out the voice acting at the beginning(BECAUSE IT'S TERRIBLE.)", u'hours': 15.4, u'date': u'2014-03-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 1534, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'let me take a hit of your juul', u'text': u'F', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198216876579', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 52, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'SnakeLover1638', u'text': u'It is a amazing game. It is a little hard but once you get a grasp it will be even more fun.', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198186962211', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 64, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Strider', u'hours': 2.6, u'products': 72, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'text': u'There are next to no people playing this game which is a realy shame because I LOVED the beta and the beta was SO AlIVE!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Ashes', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 813, u'product_id': u'267670', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2014-04-11', u'text': u"There's not a lot of good things I can say about this game, I was looking forward to playing it as I love retro games, and I just feel majorly dissapointed. I find the game incredibly hard to grasp, I am not sure what my heroes are supposed to do and I keep getting lost in the very samey looking town.\nGood:\n+ Soundtrack is nice\n+ Option to let the computer handle the fights for you.\nBad:\n- There are no tooltips for the options in the game, so you have to resort to the manual.\n- Alt+tab (to check manual) makes the playwindow so tiny you can barely see anything.\n- The game lags horribly after just 5-10 minutes of gameplay. The music skips and overall the whole computer seems to lag from the game.\n- First time playing you can't skip the intro story.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'blues1451', u'text': u"If you wanna spend $4 just to see how poorly the RPG world was back in the early 90s, then this is the game for you. It maps poorly, the interface is all over the place, and the melee combat and spell options are absolutely unusable.\nOne small example, is you can only fire, attack or cast spells in vertical or horizontal directions; no diagonal options.\nI found it frustrating and a waste of good money, but you may see things differently and it'll only cost you $4 to find out :-)", u'hours': 2.3, u'date': u'2014-03-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198020273912', u'product_id': u'267670', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 93, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Icy_Belle', u'text': u'Awesome classic game! Still loving it just as much as I used to do it many years ago.', u'hours': 3.4, u'date': u'2014-02-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198066897953', u'product_id': u'267670', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 152, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Illusive Mike', u'hours': 14.0, u'products': 138, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'text': u'I\'m making this one a positive right now mostly because there\'s no "neutral" option. I do not think the game is currently worth full price, more on that below.\nThe core gameplay I really do enjoy. The mix of sidescrolling brawler and match-3 puzzle gameplay is very well done with decent mechanics on both ends that also come together very well. The game has a good selection of items used in both hunting and cooking, and the selection of theme ingredients, judges and hunting grounds for each duel keeps your tactics from going stale like might expect when you know what gems you get from what monsters. You buy some items for currency earned in mini-games between duels, and beating duels awards you items based on your opponents, the order of which you choose. The game\'s atmosphere and art style are well crafted and tie the experience together thematically. These are my reasons for choosing the "positive" review stance. I like the base game experience that much.\nThat said, the game isn\'t quite perfectly balanced to maintain proper diversity of gameplay. Towards the end of it, cheese tactics do emerge. Not ones involving actual cheese, the game is more about meat and plants, mind you. But a combination of a certaing cookware piece, inventory item and plant makes the final duel of the game (and the score-related achievements) incredibly easy on normal difficulty, which the game is balanced for. The "adaptive" rubber-banding aspect of the normal difficulty means that beating the game in general doesn\'t require very much skill, and indeed two achievements in the game require feats of self-sabotage that this system allows if you just overload it with defeats. And if you wish to just test yourself by taking suboptimal gear, the game\'s save system doesn\'t allow you to capture the moment, as the save is overwritten with every finished match (lowering difficulty but not advancing on defeats) and there are no in-game means of copying saves, so playing against the same opponent repeatedly will just weaken that opponent until you beat them anyway. The rigid save system and the rubber-banding difficulty stop you from challenging yourself unless you go to the hard mode, which is often just too hard to play suboptimally. This overall hurts the game\'s built-in replayability potential.\nAnd replay it you should, because beyond the campaign, which took me about 12 hours going slowly and watching all the plot bits, the game currently doesn\'t have much content. There\'s no endgame as such, your save will just point to the final duel. There\'s no multiplayer, though the game\'s mechanics would support a split-screen mode very well. There are no custom games. There are only a couple mini-game "challenges" and a daily duel mode with a single fully configured duel where all you get to choose is your character (one of two, and it only affects your moveset in the hunting parts). The main way to get more enjoyment out of the game after first beating the campaign is to just restart it and pick different opponents when the game allows you to. The story, while a very nice addition, is mostly there to tie duels together and doesn\'t really carry the game like its core mechanics do. In this state, the game is in my opinion not worth $20. If and when it gets a multiplayer update, I will immediately remove this review and get my friends to buy this, but as it is be prepared to get a bit less then you might expect.\nP.S. Played with a controller. Can\'t speak for default keyboard bindings.\nP.P.S. Beyond the prices just being generally lower in CIS, they\'re also not proportional to western prices. As such, in the CIS the game sits at a bit below a quarter of a AAA price, which I view as just about right for what\'s on offer right now.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Feeder Neo', u'hours': 32.8, u'products': 102, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'text': u'My Game of the Year 2017. Always loved puzzle games, always had a thing for platformers, this game has both and it is more than just the sum of its parts. I only wish Story mode was longer. Or if there was some sort of multiplayer.\nLooking forward to DLCs or a Sequel.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'GameDragonZero', u'hours': 11.0, u'products': 103, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'text': u'SUMMARY: It\'s Iron Chef meets D&D in a side scrolling action puzzler RPG that you\'re pretty much going to buy if "Iron Chef meets D&D" got your attention.  Fortunately it\'s worth it as a puzzle-heavy cooking game with a light (well, kind of mediocre) set of action games.  Fun characters and a joyful spirit really bring it to life.\nSo Battle Chef Brigade is pretty much "hunt monsters in a simple side-scrolling action setting, then cook up the ingredients in a puzzle type game."  I\'ve summed up the game in its entirety, but it doesnt quite do it justice.\nThe core plot element of the game is simple - in a fantasy world overrun with monsters, people solved the problem by eating them.  Many chefs are now deadly ninjas, wizard, alchemists, warriors AND cooks.\nIt\'s when the two of these come together that the game comes to life.\nYou  play as Mina, a young warrior-chef who spends a lot of time cooking in her family\'s restaurant, and occasionally mass-murdering wildlife for ingredients.  She hopes to join the Battle Chef Brigade to cook unknown dishes, travel the world, and so on.  Of course nothing goes as plans, so as the plot ramps up Mina faces various challenges and hardships as dangers rear their head, monsters become aggressive, plans are afoot, AND worse of all, FOOD MAY BE RUINED.\nThe game is two parts:\n* You go into a side-scrolling area and beat up monsters for ingredients.  This is a simple actioner, mostly based on timing and abilities, and it can get mashy.\n* Cooking, which is a matching puzzle, but that varies with ingredients, equipment, and other factors.  This takes some thought.\nIn general, you go and mash monsters, then make stuff.  Sometimes you have to make multiple trips, murdering monsters while things cook in your slow cooker.  I am in no way making this up - you walk back into the kitchen with monster parts and then check on your souffle.  This is done with a total straight-facedness that is delightful.\nIn some levels you may wander around a town, take jobs to hone your skills, and buy equipment.  These introduce you to various fun characters and wild pieces of equipment like magical pots and mysterious cookbooks.\nAll of this is tied together with a truly interesting cast of characters, from a loveable Orc Dad cook to a cool and collected mystic - and again, with a straight face.  It feels like a playable manga or anime, down to the style and the ability to take crazy ideas and make them work.\nIf there\'s a flaw in the game its that some of it feels simplified or stripped-down, and I get the general sense a few things were cut.  It\'s an ambitious endeavor, so I can see why some focus was needed.\nWho\'s it for:\n* Well again if "Iron Chef meets Fantasy" trips your trigger you probably bought it already.\n* If you like a fun actiony- genre fusion, you\'ll enjoy it.\n* If you like puzzles AND don\'t mind some actioner, boy this has got what you need (the game could probably have left the action out).\n* If you\'re into trying different stylish fusions of ideas.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Darkersun', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 789, u'product_id': u'40500', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2015-09-06', u'text': u"Its an RTS game with a capture the flag twist.\nThey added some neat elements, like a spell system to disable or weaken your opponents or buff your own.\nThe only resource in the game immediately replenishes when a unit dies, this combined with no fog of war means the game leans toward action rather than strategy.\nThe main menu system was not very well designed (options were hard to read), and a few times the game would crash on its menus or on exit.\nDespite some of these neat additions, I didn't really feel the game had very much depth. There weren't many unit types and it seems like there's only a few different ways to play the game. A lot of time is either a mad rush for their pig or chasing after your own. The bots varied from incompetent to incredibly difficult.\nI didn't get a chance to check out multiplayer, but for a game this obscure, I don't think there's a lot of people playing. EDIT: I checkd out multiplayer, its just Local Area Network. Sad, because not only is that not a very common way to play any more (without special programs like Himatchi), but it means there's no ladders or neat things we see in other RTS games like Starcraft.\nBut hey, if you wanna see all the RTS's out there, this one has a few new neat mechanics to give you some fun for a while. But if you are looking for an RTS to get serious about, I'd probably keep searching.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Erleinmayer', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 26, u'product_id': u'40500', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2015-06-02', u'text': u'bad game 0/10. i didnt play this for like 2 years. and its still pretty ugly. i would like a refund and please valve, if you\xb4re reading these, eliminate this game from steam', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Swamp', u'text': u'', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2015-01-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'40500', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 1160, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'SwaggerBallz', u'hours': 55.2, u'products': 31, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-02-07', u'text': u'I wish Steam would patch this game. I always enjyed making my own custom super hero. Do not buy this game, it will not work. Dido for the 3rd Riech.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Volpone', u'text': u'Unplayable on Windows 7!', u'hours': 2.6, u'date': u'2017-01-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197992943393', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 244, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Raccoon Motherfucker', u'hours': 8.3, u'products': 179, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-01-27', u'text': u"The game is very, very old, I played it when I only went to primary school. In those days, and now the game is very interesting. I will not describe the pros and cons of this game, as it is useless.\nI'm recommending for everyone to play it", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Cagliostro2', u'hours': 2.7, u'products': 97, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'text': u"Doesn't hold up as well as I recall from youth's Super Nintendo days, but is intensely satisfying to no longer deal with frame rate delays!  On that note, I have an engorged soft spot for its SNES soundtrack.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Tomek', u'hours': 6.7, u'products': 595, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'text': u"After all this years it's still great game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Bobywan', u'text': u'Good Memories :)', u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198042628317', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 128, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Tomasoares', u'text': u"This is a quite good game if you love challenge (timing plataforming) and good level design. Expect to die a lot, but at the same time you'll be learning and mastering the layout, to the point where things won't be so hard anymore, which is a lot rewarding in the end!", u'hours': 5.9, u'date': u'2017-09-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198004557961', u'product_id': u'652610', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 143, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Akien', u'hours': 2.0, u'products': 1319, u'product_id': u'652610', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-09-23', u'text': u"It's hard. Fun. Super hard. Frustrating. Impossible? Delightful -- when you finally beat the level after 150 deaths!\nThis is a crazy game with a very original graphic style and a pretty good level design. Everything is placed and timed in a pixel and millisecond perfect manner to force you to find the right timing to run, walk, jump, warp, die and warp again...\nAnd it definitely does not feel random - when you finally beat a section of the level, it's because you understood the physics, the right timing, and it's very rewarding.\nEven though some of the graphics could use a bit more polish (e.g. the fonts, or the color palette), don't let them put you off. This is a really fun game and well worth its price.\nNote: At the time of its release the controls were quite frustrating, with lack of mid-air control making the game harder than it ought to be. This way quickly improved based on player feedback, the developer is very responsive and obviously put a lot of love in this game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Apathy', u'text': u'I reviewed this game for Two Credits. You can see the full review, the score I gave it, and some neat screenshots from my time playing the game here:\nI could have forgiven the lousy aesthetic, the repetitive music, the lack of resolution options, even the clunky control scheme. I could have forgiven all of those things to an extent if only the gameplay were good - but it\u2019s just not. The game is definitely challenging, but not in the way that classics like Super Meat Boy or some of the older Mario games are - it\u2019s a challenging platformer because it handles awkwardly and will repeatedly test your patience with its bugginess and condescending tone.\nFor masochists and people looking for an incredibly difficult platforming experience who are able to look past its numerous flaws Stick Nightmare could be worth a buy on sale, but for everyone else I\u2019d strongly advise giving this one a skip.', u'hours': 5.5, u'date': u'2017-07-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'652610', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 449, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'tomakosacz', u'text': u'Pretty decent game but has some obvious bugs. Sometimes the keyboard controls stop working usually after you throw a grenade and they wont start working again until you somehow die. Also, you are unable to use guns and grenades at boss fights.', u'hours': 8.8, u'date': u'2017-06-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198398492463', u'product_id': u'573780', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 10, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Y\u016bdachi_Hu', u'text': u"So here it is, this is my comment of this game after I think I beat this game ( only got a bad end I think because I complete all mission with 1 hour and 16 minutes ).\nI play this game with my macbook, which means I can only use my keyboard to play this game. Surprisingly, it has\n. It is a good improvement compared with his previous game\n. But I play that game with my keyboard and mouse so it is not necessary probably XD. The control is, I think, so smooth that I can't stop myself running into monsters, and that will somtimes contribute to my mistake. To keep away from that situation, you need to always keep your eyes open to prevent your character from that over-control.\n:(\nClassic RPG game with some Arcade elements like one chance, no continues. Compared with Rippled Corpses, it has more random than that game. You need to level up and have plans to use skill point to upgrade your physical statistics, by the way, get some awesome weapon to make a Dynastic Warrior Play Style or get a sh*** stick to make a H1Z1 Play Style.\nYou can change it's render mode, but I recommend it's mosaic style. New render mode looks like a wash painting. But if your eyes cannot bear that color, you can use that.\nBetter far away than Rippled Corpses. It has different stage boss, random treasure box, and different ends I think (Because I got bad end/ End C when i first beat the final boss with more than 1 hour).\nIn conclusion, it is a nice game, and of course better than his first game Rippled Corpses. But I think it could be better. I found some glitch and if the developer read my review, i will be appreciated.\n1. When you rise up your gun and change your weapon, you cannot move or jump after you change your weapon to your gun and fire one bullet.\n2. Jewelry or key will sometimes stuck into the wall, you need some explosive (Hand Grenade, Special skills like time bomb, suicide bomber monster) to get it.\n3. Sometimes the mid boss will stuck into the wall, and it will still give you some damage.", u'hours': 8.5, u'date': u'2017-05-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198049811811', u'product_id': u'573780', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 208, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Reighnvhasta', u'text': u'Fun little difficult rogue-like RPG with an awesome soundtrack. Plays a bit like Spelunky except with level up mechanics. Great game to just jump right into and spend a few minutes or a few hours on at a time.', u'hours': 5.7, u'date': u'2017-04-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198030127591', u'product_id': u'573780', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 216, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Mattrick', u'text': u'great game', u'hours': 23.2, u'date': u'2016-06-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197993676744', u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 74, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'JerryHotWheels', u'hours': 32.6, u'products': 342, u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-05-26', u'text': u'this game is really fun wish they can fix the bugs some mission quest the monster would glitch out of the dungeon like on mission precious metal.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'The_Cpt_FROGGY', u'text': u'Goliath:\n~~~~~~\nOoh\u2026 Aah\u2026 What happened? Where am I? Yes, I remember. A malfunction with the engine and I had to do an emergency landing. Well, seeing the extended damage the plane has suffered, I\u2019d say its more or less a crash! Gromov\u2026 Gromov\u2026 can you hear me? Incredible, the radio still works! Hello, Gromov here\u2026\nGoliath is an action/role playing game where you take control of Gromov, who crash landed his World War 2 plane on a mysterious planet. At the start of the game, you will have to do simple tasks: cutting trees, picking berries and setting up a camp. This is basically a tutorial and it will show you how to use both your inventory and the crafting menu to a certain aspect. After, hearing from your co-pilot which is stuck on the other side of the world, you will be shown the way to a teleporting device which stands in the middle of a specific circle (your new base). From here, you will be able to construct a laboratory, weapons and a Goliath construction. At your tent, you will be able to craft plenty of objects, but you must have the correct items to do so. I might add, you can store a good number of items in your inventory, which is great.\nThe world itself is very interesting; it is a kind of forest with ruins of 1930 buildings here and there, futuristic fragments of spaceships, very large creatures to fight or to avoid if you do not have the right Goliath under your belt, and factions that each want to dominated this strange world. As you go along, you will meet with different characters and will be given quests to do and teleporting Gromov to different areas of the planets. What I like about the world is that each part that I have seen so far has different weather elements, deserts, snow, forests with specific plants to harvest and with different creature too. As you achieve your task, you will be given experience points. Depending on which level you have reached, you will be able to access special abilities in your Goliaths.\nAt first, you will only be able to construct a wooden goliath, and if you have built a weapons construction table, you might be able to craft weapons for it. Then you will be able to construct stone, metal and other types of Goliaths. Each Goliath has three combat abilities, but you must reach a certain level of experience to enable each of them. To give you an example, for the wooden Goliath the first ability is available as soon as your reach level 4 of experience, then you must pass level 6 and 17 to unlock the other two. You might be able to beat a Dodo by itself quite easily but a bunch of Dodo\u2019s are always hard to get rid of. There are a lot more creatures to fight but I will let you discover them. If you have more than one Goliath constructed, you control one and can order the other to follow you into battle or to guard an area.\nThe combat mechanism is simple and easy to use, whether you use the mouse and keyboard or the gamepad. One thing you must collect at all costs is the gems. Every time you teleport from one part of the world to another, it will cost you a certain number of gems.\nI really like the artwork and the controls work pretty well. One thing I noticed is that each time I load a game, the animations are not fluid for a while but then it seems to rectify itself.\nPositives:\n~~~~~~~\n-\tGood artwork\n-\tPlenty of quests to do\n-\tGood crafting mechanism\n-\tInteresting world\n-\tAchievements and Trading cards\nNegatives:\n~~~~~~~~\n-\tA bit buggy at times\nI really enjoyed Goliath; it is a good RPG, and tell me, who would not love to build big strong robots?\n8/10\nKey provided by developer/publisher for review purposes. Any opinions expressed are entirely my own!', u'hours': 14.4, u'date': u'2016-05-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561198003030375', u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 2217, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'prussiantiger', u'hours': 6.7, u'products': 29, u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2015-11-10', u'text': u'This game is an excellent game for the wargamer, the AI can be frustrating but in a worthy opponent sort of way.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'ChivalrousWooly', u'text': u"Its a nice game, don't know that it has much replay value. I also keep having an issue where the enemy AI freezes up at the start of their turn. More or less ruining the game.  Might be worth getting it cheap on a steam sale (couple of bucks maybe).", u'hours': 10.1, u'date': u'2015-10-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198055055484', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 144, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'einssi', u'text': u"The game was completely unplayble at release, since I suffered from the endlessly scrolling map bug. The new beta patch fixed that, after a month. I managed to go through the first two steps of the tutorial (moving two of your units), and then the game decided I'd had enough fun, and the tutorial just stopped moving forward.\nAlso, I can't scroll the map with my keyboard, there are no options for this, and the mouse scrolling is hopelessly sluggish, and there are no options for this either. The resolution selection option is bugged, and kept endlessly scrolling the resolutions. Also, I managed to find some kind of info screen on what the different symbols in the battle screen represented, but that was bugged as well. The symbols and the text overlapped and made it very hard to understand. That's also just what I found out with my *five* minutes with the beta patch.\nThis was a beta patch I understand, but it's a fully released game, c'mon, it should work at some level.\nSo yeah, haven't really played the game, if it works some day, it might be great, but I'd steer clear for now.", u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2015-10-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561197966869112', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 190, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u"Good old's vanga7", u'text': u'one game of touhou equals one beer for zun!! i am waiting for zun to make a touhou beer edition', u'hours': 40.4, u'date': u'2017-12-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 55, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Xeranas', u'text': u'Finally, after years of prowling the Touhou community, i can purchase a game on Steam.\nAll you need to know, though certainly not my favorite game in the series, HSiFS is certainly good enough, and challenging enough and interesting enough to spark the curiosity of anyone who either,\nA) Love japanese games, or game inspired by Asian culture and mythology\nor\nB) like to have an actual challange trying to beat a game, this game is certainly not a walk in the park though perhaps the easiest in the series.\nWhy should you consider buying this title? or even looking into the series itself?\n+The music is top-notch as always.\n+Nice difficulty curve.\n+Better than any western-cancerous games that you will find on steam *Cough* Undertale *Cough*\n+A community that truly makes the games shine with fan-works\n+AUNN\nReasons to perphaps not try this specific game in the series.\n-The easiest one yet.\n-The difficulty really shoots up after the first three stages.\n-Perphaps the easiest final boss ever.\n-The return of the unfortunately most loved character in the series, but in a tanned form.\nA personal pet peeve that should in no way influence your decision to play this game.\nThe inclusion of said tanned character, with no relation to the season she represents in game. instead of the character who literally has "Flower Master of the Four Seasons" in one of her titles.\nMore reasons to consider the game\nTo give beer money to Lord ZUN\nAUNN, JUST BUY THE GAME FOR HER ALREADY!\nBasically, if you are new to the Touhou game series, this would make a decent place to start ( as compared to the sixth game) because of the nice learning curve and difficulty, that is in no way easy by conventional means, is easy in the terms of a Touhou game. You will no doubt love most, if not all of the stage and boss themes. Lastly, as with all Touhou games, only being loosely connected from game to game, with only the last few games feeling directly connected because of the fighting games that come between the main games, and the manga, you do not need to play and of the previous titles to enjoy the characters or the story, but if you want to play the previous games, just skip the sixth game, the undertale of this game series. Also, feeling the need to start from the begining will not go well without preparation, as the 1st to the 5th game require an old Japanese operating system emulator and are unable to be played on Windows, Linux or whatever operating system you use.', u'hours': 8.0, u'date': u'2017-12-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198076174733', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 113, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Icecold', u'hours': 28.3, u'products': 248, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-20', u'text': u'\u3042\u308a\u304c\u3068\u3046\u3054\u3056\u3044\u307e\u3059', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'leachamarie2', u'text': u"This is a fun little game.  While the dialog didn't really suck me in, the story line is decent and the fights are fun.  You really have to put some thought into strategy for boss fights, which is a nice change from some of the games I've played recently.", u'hours': 28.2, u'date': u'2017-03-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198065209195', u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 289, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'MrCrungle', u'text': u'Well now.\nExcellent game for old-school 8/16bit style RPGs.\nWhat I did like:\nBattle mechanics are overall excellent. They are slightly on the simple side for RPGs but I never felt I lost a battle because it was impossible; I just didn\'t figure it out yet.\nFor the story/dialog, I\'m happy with its length (10hr - 18hr depending on how you play).\nThe OST is pretty great.\nThe art direction really honed in on the 16-bit era. And really well with few exceptions. You\'ll feel like you\'re at your SNES most of the time playing this game.\nWhat I didn\'t like:\nThe story and general dialog is not interesting or capturing. You aren\'t going to love the protags like you love Chrono or anything. The dialog is just too much "poke fun at 16-bit RPG games tropes" to be exceptional. At times the dialog goes on and on and on... (no skip ability for dialog you\'re done with).\nThe music... great compositions. But a programmatic issue comes up with the music looping incorrectly... even after several fixes, you still aren\'t listening to a loop. There is still a weird sound break when the (level/area/etc music) asset repeats.\nFinal:\nGreat game. I wish the story mattered more to me, but it didn\'t. The game mechanics ruled. The art direction ruled.', u'hours': 32.7, u'date': u'2017-03-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198182794809', u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 33, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Brannock', u'hours': 13.1, u'products': 179, u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-03-14', u'text': u'Just finished 100%ing the game. It\'s a solid, fast experience. 8-10 hours if you\'re playing normally, 10-12 if you\'re trying to get everything. Pixel art is great and inviting, dungeons and towns are lush with detail, combat abilities are fully animated, and the combat is intricate enough that you\'ll have to think about how to approach every battle. There\'s nothing like "mash through it" in this game, at least not until you\'ve learned how to handle each encounter group. Puzzles and bosses are challenging enough to test you without demanding hours of attempts.\nFew games nowadays just drop you in and say "Okay, go". There\'s a thousand things to fiddle with before you can really get into the meat of the gameplay. It was very refreshing to play an entirely self-contained game that I could complete within a weekend\'s time. Straightforwardedness is a quality that I think a lot of games have gotten away from, and it\'s present in this game in spades.\nThere are a few cons. There\'s still a few bugs at time of writing, the plot and characters are somewhat on the shallow side, and the puzzle mechanics can be repetitive (as well as not really having much to do with the dungeons they reside in).\nIf you\'re looking for a solid weekend adventure that won\'t consume your life then this is worth the purchase and play. Hope you like mine carts!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'bumpy_flapjack', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 709, u'product_id': u'448800', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-02-14', u'text': u'If you are looking for a nice relaxing yet challenging puzzle game experience, put your headphones on and go play semispheres. On your couch. With your gamepad.\nThis game is totally Zen.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Mister_Machete', u'text': u"What could have been a fun, notalgic release on steam is unfortunately hampered by some serious issues.  This port is poorly done and sections of the story are missing.  The best cutscene in the game is cut out and you are thrust ahead in the story with no idea what just happened.  A game breaking bug makes the game impossible to complete a little later on when you can't access an important part of your inventory.  As of yet there has been no word on a potential patch of fix for these issues and because of this I cannot reccomend the game.", u'hours': 4.7, u'date': u'2014-10-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 550, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Primal Fear', u'text': u'This game cannot not be finished, because of a bug that was not in the original disc version. The publisher doesn\'t care for fixing it, instead they just gave out a save game for download that puts you at some place behind the broken part so you miss an important part of the story.\nThey show on the shop page screenshots of the HD iOS version, while the PC version they actually sell here still looks exactly like the original game from 2001. Also I didn\'t see anything about this alleged "Updates in this new version of Necronomicon".\nNormal thinking people would call this version of that game simply a fraud and Valve shouldn\'t allow to sell it on Steam.\nBetter just watch a Let\'s Play of it (of the original disc version) instead of wasting any money.\nUpdate: I\'ve found a fix for the problem with the missing video sequences and the missing briefcase, check out\nfor more information. Buy the game if you really want to and know how to two juggle with two files (wich is really not that dificult actually).\nMy rating stays the same as there is still no official fix, although it\'s actually that simple. Also the problem with the technically seen faked screenshots and the missing addtional content stays that way too.', u'hours': 9.4, u'date': u'2014-10-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 441, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'emcdotomb', u'text': u"I do not recommend that you buy this gme. It has several bugs that spoil the game play. There is one bug that may prevent you from finsihing the game. This is an old game and it is cheap, but if you can't finish it then it's not worth anything in my opinion.", u'hours': 10.0, u'date': u'2014-08-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198052140352', u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 106, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Lov3toPlay', u'text': u'Superbly atmospheric world and ambient music. Calming gameplay with time to evaluate your solutions. love the setting and the cocept - Slleping Bob is simply marvelous - Highly recommended!!', u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2017-12-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197999850394', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 254, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'\u272a T&F [csgobounty.com]', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 178, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-13', u'text': u'Review Info:\n-Game: Back to Bed\n-Date: 13-12-2017\nBob the sleepwalker has a habit of always falling asleep in hazardous places. Luckily for Bob, his subconscious protector, Subob, is always ready to save him. Now the challenge for Subob is to guide Bob to safety, across rooftops, avoiding falls, and around dangerous creatures from the nightmares of Bob.\nReview By T&F', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Santiago', u'text': u'1 - ) Open Idle Master.\n2 - ) Drop cards.\n3 - ) Sell them.', u'hours': 4.0, u'date': u'2017-12-12', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 378, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'SuddenDeath', u'text': u'Very fun under rated and dead game, wish more people played it.', u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2016-06-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 90, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Butthurtness #TF2SP', u'hours': 8.0, u'products': 77, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-05-28', u'text': u"Basically Victory Command but with less people (aka almost no one). I don't understand why they made this game instead of putting Victory Command back online. I still recommend it because it's actually a great game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Andrei3113', u'text': u'Strategy game :)', u'hours': 3.1, u'date': u'2016-05-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198058285598', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 18, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Happy.Cerberus', u'hours': 8.3, u'products': 2206, u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2014-02-02', u'text': u"TL;DR: Puzzle game with a story arc.\nIt's a relatively simple puzzle game where you solve a collection of various puzzles. Some are simple, some are hard, some are devilish.\nIt has a pretty funny fairytale backstory.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'StargazerHuck', u'hours': 6.0, u'products': 19, u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2013-12-26', u'text': u'I am not very far in but I am enjoying this simple side scrolling adventure game.  The puzzles are interesting and challenging enough to keep me interested without getting frustrated. I am looking forward to continuing through this story about a vegetarian wolf!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Mikey Psycho', u'hours': 12.6, u'products': 268, u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2013-12-26', u'text': u"This game feels like it came out in the early 90s with children as the intended audience.  The game is moderately interesting with run of the mill puzzles.  It's not terrible, but there are way better games to spend your money on. I do not recommend.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'\U0001f427 crow', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 1429, u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2013-11-27', u'text': u"good points: runs, didn't crash\nbad points: horribly boring and stupid, most of game does not include big brain wolf's tommy wiseau voice", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Stefan8000', u'hours': 2.1, u'products': 9828, u'product_id': u'682100', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-14', u'text': u'Nice little FPS. Hard and short. Lots of bought assets, but very good used. Sound is made well too. I recommend it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Danial', u'text': u'for \xa32.09p buy it for Halloween!  Its basic, monsters pop up u shoot them good times had by all :)', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-10-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198084749155', u'product_id': u'682100', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 30, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Tirgarad', u'text': u'This was quite a challenge, even on the "Easy" difficulty! The monsters really, REALLY want you dead - and you have to take them out quickly and precisely in order to survive, which made it a rather intense experience. The levels are pretty small, but well designed (and packed full of enemies). It ran really well, looked good and had a nice atmosphere to it. It took me a bit over an hour to beat it, and while that might seem short, I actually felt that it was the right length for it. In the end, I had a great time with the game and I will definitely play through it again.', u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2017-08-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'682100', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 578, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Alex Jones', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 127, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'text': u"this game is really fun you would like it but  if you didn't like OverWatch you probably won't like this game then", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'cya', u'hours': 2.3, u'products': 794, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'text': u"No one plays this game, if it were free to play there would be players but don't buy you will never find a game with more than one person in it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Tacocat', u'hours': 4.9, u'products': 160, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'text': u"Honestly, I don\u2019t know what happened to this game for me. I followed the development for quite a while and played in the beta, I bought the game on release and played it for about 4 hours straight. And then I stopped and never went back to it.\nWhy? As I said, not to sure. But I have some ideas. First of all, the shooting mechanics aren't great, and im a real sucker for good gunplay, weighty gunplay. For me everything just felt like a discount version of Tracers pistols from Overwatch if you know what I mean.\nThe 0G parts of the game are fun, but when I looks back on it, it's just a gimmick. Yeah you float around for a bit and that's nice, but I LIKE the floor; and I really think the game would work better without the 0G areas, and maybe turn it into an ability for someone.\nBut honestly there arent alot of bad things about this game, just no real good things. A solid \u2018Meh\u2019.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Water Splash', u'text': u"Good Classic Was one of the most popular back in the 90's its sad that most gameing gems like this one was forgotten like many other games but i reccomend this game if your into old forms of rpg 10/10", u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2014-02-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198031082350', u'product_id': u'267670', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 1382, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'finn70', u'text': u"As said in other reviews, the game is *very* dated.  No tool tips. If you alt-tab to view the manual, when you try and alt-tab back, the dosbox is no longer full screen (it comes out to about the size of a youtube video).\nAfter more than about 10 minutes playing, the game starts to get jumpy.\nIt's good if you want to see what the older generation had to deal with when playing older style video games (up hill, both ways).\nI can't comment to the quality of the story/quests/etc - the game itself is pretty much unplayable.", u'hours': 3.5, u'date': u'2014-01-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198030800044', u'product_id': u'267670', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 147, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Tom', u'text': u"DosBox hasn't been setup to run this game particularly well.  Games goes slow after a while.", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2014-01-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198008144708', u'product_id': u'267670', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 662, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'fluffy', u'text': u'Great game, combines genres that you dont expect to work. Spent more time than I thought I would playing this game. The earlier battles are quite easy but as the game progresses and then eventually the last battle they get quite difficult.\nWould recommend 10/10', u'hours': 12.5, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197987741708', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 170, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'hackwrench', u'text': u"Couldn't find my own main base which the tutorial described as a castle with a tower.", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2015-01-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'40500', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 3144, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Keem Ameer', u'text': u'controller', u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2017-01-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198003160419', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 21, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'BW', u'text': u"The best superhero-themed game to ever crash through the screen of your PC. Ranked one of the best PC Games of 2002. The game features one of the most intuitive camera control systems yet seen in this style of game. While it doesn't grant the player complete freedom, it does establish a delicate balance between ease of use and flexibility. It is the total package. It has excellent gameplay, lighthearted humor, and flawless graphic and audio execution. An excellent game, one that has restored my enthusiasm for the comic characters of old and their exciting, ideologically simple-minded pursuit of life, liberty and happiness.", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-01-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197990562257', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 422, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'mikeknight1370', u'text': u"If the magic projectile would ever hit, it'd bee good. I've never in all my days gotten past the third(?) level. The ice one where the introduce El Diablo. Anyways. Third Reich is better, but I still love the aesthetics and feel.", u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2017-01-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198082963993', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 155, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Shellshock', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 1592, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u"Disclaimer: I am indifferent about what achievements this game has earned since its release.\nIf you are considering getting this in 2017, do NOT do it - watch it on YouTube instead. This game may have been great in 1991, which is the year it was released in, but it is terrible for 2017. This isn't really much of a game at all. You spend most of the time trial-and-erroring the same segment over and over again until you finally pull it off. This isn't challenging, however, as most of the time you will find yourself dying due to terrible controls or weird design choices, e.g. there is a certain point in the game where you can progress while skipping something that you are supposed to do. However, the game does not tell you that. So you keep doing progressing over and over again but the game won't make any more savegames until you do that specific thing.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Rock1337(Deagle Bros.)', u'text': u"Amazing game!!!  Played it as a kid but never beat it.  Bought it as part of a bundle and got to relive the misery of dying 1,000,000 times.  With each death you learn how to overcome the next obstacle, but knowing is only half the battle.  This one separates the men from the boys and tests your patience.\nAlso, he's ginger, and who doesn't love a ginger hero?!!!", u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'user_id': u'76561197979805795', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 277, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'spazzard', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 1819, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u'Fantastic!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Eluketric', u'text': u'Do Not Underestimate The Simple Design of this Game, I Have Played Some of the Hardest Games Around, and this Absolutly Made Me Rage, it is Fun Exciting and Entertaining, Not something for a Person with a Heart Condition to Pick Up. Lolz', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-07-23', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'652610', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 125, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'kyoscaum', u'text': u'Don\'t be fooled by the simple graphics, this game has a great level design.\nIt\'s very challenging and you don\'t feel like "rage quitting" a lot. You\'ll want to get that certain item or finish the courses.\nThe physics are somewhat more realistic than most games, helping to create a more unique fell to this one.\nGive Stick Nightmare a chance. It may surprise you.', u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2017-07-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'652610', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 54, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'brunosxs', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 445, u'product_id': u'652610', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-07-15', u'text': u'I\'ve been following the development of the game since its early days.\nIt always felt to me like the offspring of a threesome between Super Meat Boy, unsettling setup and physics based movement.\nThe graphics can put people off, but if you give some time to it, you\'ll soon realize that the level design is really challenging and creative. And that desire to conquer the next obstacle, that "oh, on the next one I\'m sure I can get it" moment will permeate your thoughts. Everything moves towards this feeling, including the fact that failing in the game is nothing big at all. If your char died, you restart from the last chekpoint in the very same second.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'OSad', u'hours': 70.5, u'products': 276, u'product_id': u'573780', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-04-25', u'text': u"EDIT: The developer has recently put out a massive patch fixing pretty much every issue I had with the game on this review, so it is now hopelessly outdated. I will not re-write is as I would have to replay the game, which I won't do since my interest in it is pretty much gone. But I still recommend a purchase, now more than ever.\nA fairly generic 2D rogelite action platformer a-la Spelunky.\n- Bad hitstun implementation: you're sent flying in a direction after getting hit in XenonValkyrie. This has no cooldown effect and also changes the direction you're facing to the direction you're sent flying towards. Trying to engage enemies in tight quarters can lead to a situation where you land on top of the enemy, get hit and turned around, swing your sword at nothing, fall back down on the enemy, get hit again, repeating this chain until you land in a position where you can actually hit said enemy, losing a lot of health for free in the process.\n- Foreground can get very busy: particle effects are abundant and can make the viewing experience a bit cluttered, obscuring the action at certain points in the first stage.\n- Weapon switching is very awkward: you have two buttons to switch weapons, but the weapon wheel always moves to the left, which leads to some awkward situations where you don't know if you should press L1 or R1 to switch to the weapon you want.\n- Wall jumping sends you back flying a set distance: trying to wall-jump into tight corridors and passages in this game can get incredibly frustrating. It always takes at least a couple of jumps too much to get anywhere when walls are involved.\n- The area around the teleporters can get a bit busy: when you port into a new area, all the enemies around the teleporter seem to die to avoid cheap hits. However, certain enemies in this game explode upon death. The player can get caught in the blast as he leaves the teleporter and take unnecessary damage, merely by progressing the game normally.\n- Shooting is awkward: you have to hold the attack button momentarily and then release it to shoot your gun. If you tap it too fast, nothing will happen. This is supposedly to stop you from wasting ammo but it makes actually using the guns a bit of a hassle.\n- You can only use melee weapons during the bosses: I can understand making and balancing bosses around melee combat, but thematically, it makes no sense that the player is suddenly not able to use the rest of his arsenal, especially since the bosses are so ridiculously simple to begin with.\nAll that being said, the game is fairly cheap and you get what you pay for.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'SidAlpha', u'hours': 4.2, u'products': 450, u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-05-25', u'text': u'Review Excerpt:\n"In this game you can have up to 3 different instantly usable mechs\u2026 er er GOLIATHS in your arsenal at once, however you start out with a very basic wooden mech.. Sorry, GOLIATH. This will serve for a while as you are led through a fairly decently done tutorial. I quickly learned in this game that not only are there power up weapons designed for each type and style of goliath, but that there are also upgrades and new versions of each one that can be unlocked through levelling, completing specific tasks, or through the narrative of the game. The controls are basic but functional and designed to fit the game in a fairly intuitive fashion and the gameplay itself is also basic but surprisingly fun and entertaining. Coupling the crafting mechanics for creating new goliaths with a top-down shooter was actually a good match up here.\nThe graphics are decently serviceable, but also nothing to really write home about. I do say quite often thought hat good graphics do not a great video game make. The graphics here are good enough to do what the developers were wanting to do here and it actually lends a certain basic charm to the game."\nAll in all I found this game charming, well designed, and very enjoyable! The Single player aspect is worth the price at launch by itself. The Co-op and versus Multiplayer is simply icing on the cake!\nSee my full critique here:', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'SMAUL', u'text': u'I enjoy this game, easy to learn, hard to win, pretty good AI, harder as the allies, and I can play a game over lunch easy.', u'hours': 19.4, u'date': u'2015-10-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197968343973', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 80, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Riganone', u'text': u'This is a good way to test if your fingers and your eyeballs are still properly connected to your brain.', u'hours': 12.6, u'date': u'2017-12-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 6, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 19, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Andrew', u'text': u'Disclaimer: I am still fairly early in the game.\nDo you miss games like Lunar, Breath of Fire, and Grandia? This is for you. Very well done, story and characters are fun.', u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2017-03-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198165442724', u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 366, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'tigersclaw', u'text': u"Don't buy this game. There is a bug that will prevent you from finish it. Read the other reviews for details.", u'hours': 5.2, u'date': u'2014-08-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197995019617', u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 1353, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'CloudyMao', u'text': u'Edit: I have isolated the files containing the missing cutscenes, from when you complete the puzzle to "waking up in a room with edgar" they are contained at the end of my playthrough here:\n(it will already skip to where the cutscene is in the video, you don\'t have to go through the playthrough to find it)\n------\nI am sad to be writing a negative review for this game, but first I will give it the praise that it is due.\nIt is a very enjoyable game to play, classic point-and-click with a wonderfully creepy atmosphere. The puzzles are challenging, and interesting. It is a great hommage to the style of lovecraft stories, and very enjoyable to play. It is certainly worth playing, and I\'m glad that I have done so. I do think it\'s important to note this.\nThat being said, the game is incompletable. As others has said there is a massive, leathal bug. A very large, and important cutscene, one that shapes the entire game, and gives the player direction in what to do next (as well as a huge part of the story, and reward for completing the puzzle which came before it) is missing. Also inventory issues, and not being able to access some items leaves the game incompletable from very close to the end.\nI do understand that meridian have offered their \'solution\' which is to download a save game - which means still missing out on that long cutscene, as well as not completing a puzzle. Now that is no solution at all, it\'s basically a \'level skip cheat\' It seems to be as though the developers really do not care about fixing this for the players.\nIt\'s an honest shame, because while the game is enjoyable - I would really not recommend anyone buying it. At least not until the developers actually care enough to fix this bug - and it is a bug no matter how much they want to deny that.\ntl;dr: Don\'t buy this game until they have fixed the MAJOR errors in it.\nOtherwise is really is a great game.', u'hours': 12.6, u'date': u'2014-08-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 331, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'DarkWolfLP2014', u'text': u"This game I cannot recommend. The developers released this as an unfinished port to steam. It is unbeatable. The game removed inventory items and the alchemy kit you need to complete the game. The developers answer to everyones cries? To use a save file that skips an important piece of the game that explains the story and to finish it missing a huge chunk of the game.\nDo yourself a favor and skip this. If you want to play this game without the developers not caring about finishing this port to Steam, go download eSPXe, set it up, download this game from coolroms, emulate it on the eSPXe PS1 emulator, and  beat it that way. It is better then buying a game where the developers can care less if it is broken/incomplete.\nYou're welcome. Sorry devs. You done goofed. Stop using automated E-Mails next time and give a damn about the people who buy your game. A save file is not the solution to your problem. You have already shown you don't care. So be my guest and don't care.", u'hours': 5.8, u'date': u'2014-08-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 766, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'SectorHun SKINHUB.COM bolt.gg', u'text': u'unique desing i like it', u'hours': 8.0, u'date': u'2017-12-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198206006645', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 194, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'kevingpo2', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 37, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-12', u'text': u'Very good fun game!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'unit73e', u'text': u"Back to bed is a puzzle game were you control a human dog like creature that lives in the dreams of a guy. This guy is dreaming that he is a sleep walker in a surreal world and it's up to you to get him back to bed while avoiding hazards. It's a small puzzle game so it's more for those who enjoy a creative art style.\n+ Interesting surreal theme\n+ Interesting puzzles\n+ Easy to play\n= Short game\nThis is a short game that has some interesting graphic style based on surrealism. The world is similar to the lithograph Relativity by M. C. Escher and likewise normal gravity rules don't always apply. You will find flying hats and chess pieces, melting clocks, giant apples and so on. It has an interesting art style.\nWhen the sleep walker hits something he always rotates clock wise. Your objective is to guide the sleep walker by placing objects in order for him to rotate to the correct route to bed. As the game goes on you will find enemies and other kinds of obstacles.\nIt's a very simple puzzle game and small as well. Nevertheless it was fun while it lasted.", u'hours': 2.7, u'date': u'2017-12-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198212769343', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 317, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'RemsDeGamer', u'text': u'This is an amazing strategy game! It is free, and 3D in a sort of way! This is a great game i highly recommend it!', u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2016-05-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198077815407', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 49, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'JaySnide', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 457, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-05-20', u'text': u'+4 for reminding me of Shattered Galaxy\n-3 for not being fun or compelling in any way\n1/10 will not try again', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Explosive Diarrhea', u'text': u"It's ok, sort of rock paper scissors but with tanks and snipers.  Capture some POC's, hold them fro points, spend the reward upgrading your units.  Lotsa grind and you are pretty much stuck with whatever units you pick at the start unless you pay to play.  While it is possible to grind for every unit type, I got bored.", u'hours': 28.0, u'date': u'2016-05-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198084416564', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 5, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 32, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Zaxtor99 @ YouTube', u'text': u'What a fantasic indie game this is!   {psst.. imagine tons of sarcasm in this statement)\nThis game is nothing but a rushed indie asset mash-together that runs and plays like a sick brainless dog.. which ironically can also be found inside this game!  WooHooo!\nWatch my first impressions review right HERE to see it live:\nNOT Recommended.  9% was my score, highlighted by a 0 score in the most important part of my scoring, "value".  All Evil Night is nothing but a Steal your cash Blight.', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-08-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198053422627', u'product_id': u'682100', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 1081, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Papi Pastrami', u'text': u'Lawbreakers has gotten alot of\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665for being like overwatch and cod and other first person shooters but even though it may have taken ideas from other more "popular" games, it is pretty unique. Adding the low gravity aspect is very creative and i havent seen it in any other fps games. This game deserves more credit than it gets. 8/10', u'hours': 5.5, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 9, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 341, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Clever Monkey', u'text': u"Realms of Arkadia series does a great job turning a pen and paper Rpg into a video game. If you're into P&P RPG this game and series is a must have. If you want HD graghics and intense 3D battles with fast and furious leveling and rewards this is not for you. What you do get is a challenging game with a high sense of accomplishment.\nOther games of the time did not go into the game management required by the Realms of Arkadia. Just covering the basic needs of food and water can be difficult if you don't select the right characters and skills. You must then place points into your skills when leveling or allow the computer to do it for you but not always getting logical reulults. With improperly placed skill points some skills will never be successful.\nNot to mention casting spells. Of the 5 different magic using types each have their own strengths and weaknesses in spell casting. If you don't plan ahead some spells will remain unavailable  or extremely difficult to cast, depending on spell strength, and Attribute score. which is also new to video games as most if not all games before simply required you to have enough spell points to successfully cast.\nIn other words, challenges that other games did not have and alot still don't.\nBeing able to replay a game is a major bonus as you can try different characters to receive different starting skills and spells. You can then place points differently and at the end of the game have completely different characters. Another bonus is being able to use these characters throughout the entire series of games.\nEven if you don't like the video game you can print out the manual and sit down with friends and have a great time rolling dice and complaining how the game master hates you. Even if you do like the game it's always fun complaining how the GM hates you.", u'hours': 54.8, u'date': u'2014-01-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198098381101', u'product_id': u'267670', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 133, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u"'UselessB'", u'text': u"TL;DR = TL;DF\nReview:\nToo Long; Didn't Finish. I really like this game, and I've got over 6 hours on it (across 2 files since there's no cloud support), but after all this time, not much new has happened. There's lots wrong with the game, but the match 3 works well, and its fun to play. The biggest issue is that it feels like a grind way too soon. I'll probably return to this game over and over for my qucik match 3 fix, but there goes any story.\nPlease find it in a bundle or on sale though. Asking price is too high.", u'hours': 6.2, u'date': u'2015-06-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197963335763', u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 4008, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'FallenSpiritGr', u'hours': 7.8, u'products': 1332, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2015-06-09', u'text': u'i wouldnt recoment this game to someone not cos its a bad game but becous its badly done for a pc game!!\nwhile i played i got a feeling i was playing a Facebook game ! why should a game you buy make you wait for stamina?\nthe game its self is sad every fight every changing screen everytime you open your inventory it has to load and it was frustating!\n3/10 Fallen is not pleased', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Maverati', u'text': u"Gunspell should be renamed can't spell, as for the rest of the game... meh...", u'hours': 3.6, u'date': u'2015-06-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198010366377', u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 565, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Cross', u'text': u'If you are a Batman fan then this game is a must. If you are not then after playing this game you will surely become one.', u'hours': 9.3, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198015960574', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 134, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'llrefael', u'text': u"Great game, good story, wonderful gameplay.\nThe romance between the Joker and Batman is wonderful and adds a lot to the game.\nThe game is a bit linear - but for me it's a praiseworthy thing.\nI played the game through steam, but it was still under control of the GFWL - so somehow the hours were not counted for me in Steam...", u'hours': 14.6, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 829, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Kevin Droid', u'text': u'A great game of its time. Near the end of the game I suddenly realized I was playing an action version of Bioshock. Everything looks nice and familiar. The borderless fullscreen can be fixed with Gedosato with ease. The story is ok, but the things that drew me in were the collectibles and sidestories. The tapes. They have quite a lot of depth and the voice actings are brilliant. And because it is a game of its time, the back tracking is real. I had fun nonetheless.', u'hours': 21.6, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198030870442', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 476, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'[CG] Dr. Headcrab', u'hours': 115.2, u'products': 35, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'text': u'great for animating :D', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'\u270c Nuke \u270c', u'hours': 2.3, u'products': 2, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'text': u'Is verry good for me , an purandel', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Bricks04', u'text': u"Great tool, renders are crisp and resemble the TF2 artstyle. Getting started, and learning the system can be a bit tricky, but once you're past the learning curve, you'll be creating stuff in no time. The software is not as stable as it could e, as there are a few bugs and crashes, but it is at a good stage for a beta project.\nYou will need around 20GB space. 30 seconds can take about 1.5 GB at 720P.\nVideos are rendered at best quality, with 24 FPS recommended.\nI would recommend using a computer with a high grade CPU and GPU.\nTF2 and Half Life 2 assests come packaged with the software. There are several DLC packs(free) that add content from popular Source games, and you can get extra content from the game workshop.\nOverall, good application, but you need a decent amount of effort to use it.", u'hours': 73.9, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198082620922', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 32, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'LeftAngle', u'text': u"This game is totally not worth $10, but I can recommend it when it's on sale.\nThere are 40 levels. If you want the achievements, you'll need to play them again in hardcore mode.\nThe game is a marble game, so if you've never played one, you probably should.\nHonestly, I don't know what else to put here. It's a short marble game. Some puzzles require you to think like a developer (also known as testing out the game's limits or cutting corners or being observant), some required above average reflexes, and there was this one visual bug on this one level (not game-breaking, just neat). Make sure you pay attention to the level tips, because there's no way to view them outside the level. The trading cards are kinda valuable. Some achievements shouldn't exist. That's about it.", u'hours': 3.9, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198091262422', u'product_id': u'291430', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 173, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'BlackJaguar13', u'text': u"I was looking for a game similar to super monkey ball. It's not quite monkey ball, but I did find it enjoyable. The marbles don't control like marbles you would expect in a marble game. The acceleration, deceleration, and momentum are completely different. The puzzles are very simple but get better later on into the game. The length of the levels tends to be short as well. My main complaint is the lack of a monkey ball expert or super expert equivalent. I feel like if the game had kept getting more levels, that would have happened. I just wish the levels tended to be a bit longer I was hoping for 2-4 minute levels instead of 30 second to 1 minute. This game would have really benefited from a community level editor. The music was very enjoyable and fit the game in my eyes.", u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198202589693', u'product_id': u'291430', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 14, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'theBrost', u'hours': 9.2, u'products': 266, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-01-01', u'text': u"Crashed part way through and wouldn't let me finish.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'shekerev', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 516, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-12-30', u'text': u'Excellent game and worthy purchase', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Francis of the Filth', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 155, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-12-20', u'text': u'Short and sweet: do not buy this game!\nIt is an old game, and the issue lies in the fact that the game is bugged from the start on newer PC\'s. The tutorial mission already wkill not respond to my commands to move the character, resulting in the character randomly running off the map and ignoring any player prompts. There is a, "fix" to this bug, being you have to put your mouse in a corner of the screen during loading where there is no enemies. Also, the audio needs to be tinkered with on newer machines in order to make it work.\nOverall, I had no clue what this game was, and couldn\'t really play it due to the amount of bugs I faced in the progress of attempting to play it. If you feel like putting in the effort, then take a gamble as it is a cheap game anyways I guess,', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'SPY', u'text': u'Absolute all-time classic! Criminally underrated and shamefully forgotten gem...', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2016-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198256378321', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 106, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'SynxS', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 588, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u'Very cool', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Roomsaver', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 110, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u"Very fun, pretty hard. You'll definitely have to retry parts many times over until you get it just right. Timing is everything.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'TripleHelix935', u'hours': 3.3, u'products': 360, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'Outside this one part in city 2, I \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing love this game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Steve', u'hours': 2.0, u'products': 296, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'Difficult in places, with often very set solutions. Enjoyable overall. Quite short.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Knightgaunt', u'text': u'BAD and BROKEN GAME. I wanted this game to be good, it was not. Glitched and Incompleteable. Do not waste any time or money on it. If you need to just watch a walkthough on youtube or find the version of it and play on Original Playstation.', u'hours': 5.4, u'date': u'2014-08-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198059975507', u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 1088, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'charlieface1981', u'hours': 9.8, u'products': 520, u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2014-08-09', u'text': u'Here\'s a quick list of things you could do that would be BETTER than playing "Necronomicon".\n-Get your finger caught in your car door while slamming it shut(hard).\n-Watch a romantic comedy with your girlfriend instead of playing games.\n-Pick through necronomicons local files until 3:30 am trying to figure out how to even get it to run.\n-Write a negative review for necronoicon(not capitolizing necronomicon anymore because it doesnt deserve a capitol N).\n-Create your own necronomicon figurine out of newspaper and glue.\n-Go to work.\n-Uninstall necronomicon.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'SessDMC', u'text': u"I played this game back when it was on PS1, had a blast always getting decked by the angry house keeper after 20 mins of gameplay and forgetting to save... This game is a proper classic point a click puzzler like Myst but base on the works of HP Lovecraft.\nThe game it's self offers classic puzzles and traditional point and click adventuring so the game it's self is not the reason why i'm not recommending this game to you.\nThe reason why I wont recommend this game to you is because it has some colossal bugs in it that Meridian4 have point blank refused to fix (\n)\nLuckly I bought this during a flash sale at 75% off so I'm not totally miffed off at loosing \xa31.20 but the fact Meridian4 just dosn't seem to care, or to actually ensure this game is finishable to say the least before relesing a digital version is like being slapped in the face with a\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665the same way EA did with the orange box on PS3.\nThe two major issues are:\nA very important cut scene that explains pretty much a whole deal of the plot is missing.\nYou can't access some items required for you to progress on the game, also it takes away the ability to use the map to fast travel to other places, you're esentially \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ed.\nThey have suggested ways to try and fix this (run in compatability mode ect.) but they do not work the game it's self is fundementally bugged, and it needs sorting.\nDO NOT BUY THIS GAME UNTIL THEY FIX IT.\nThere is in the mean time a fix for this if you put this save in the folder where the game data is.\ndownload link:", u'hours': 6.7, u'date': u'2014-08-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 113, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Schlitty', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 738, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-08', u'text': u'A surrealist puzzler that\'s a bit too easy and way too short.\nThe surreal art is the big selling point here. There\'s a little more to it than just that though. The controls are tight (on controller which is suggested) and the concept is simple. You need to get sleep walking Bob to bed. Bob walks in a straight line until he hits something, then he will turn 90 degrees clockwise. And repeat. You control a little weird four-legged dude thing and you run around moving an apple(s) to control where Bob goes. Get him to bed and you beat the level. Some moveable fish bridges, baddies, and drop offs will occasionally get in your way too. Its a simple concept that works in a wonderfully surreal setting.\nI enjoyed myself but was never overly challenged. Level/puzzle design is never more than a few simple steps and always straight forward. I found myself rewarded with a speed-run achievement without even trying. Upon completing the 30 short levels you unlock "nightmare mode" which is the same 30 levels with keys that need to be collected by Bob before going to bed. This gave a head scratch or two but having already done the levels prior cut the problem solving in half and once again it was over before it began. Which is a shame, because the foundations for some really complex puzzles were there, but it just never happened.\nI did have fun. But if you\'re looking for tough puzzles look elsewhere. Heck. If you\'re looking for medium level puzzles look elsewhere. And it cannot be understated how short it is. Easily under two hours to beat both modes with no replay-ibility. Perhaps an achievement hunter would break the two hour mark. Soft recommendation if you need a short time-killer and the art is appealing to you.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'mvpro2', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 7, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-06', u'text': u'nice puzzle game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'PAPSI CSGOUPGRADER.GG', u'text': u'Very Good game', u'hours': 5.5, u'date': u'2017-12-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198281316144', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 409, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'loers', u'text': u'dead...', u'hours': 7.4, u'date': u'2016-05-14', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 105, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'enigmatic znejkstersteiner, Dicy', u'text': u'Yet another dead game\nFrom what i\'ve seen this game is something like moba where you control multiple units at once. However there is only one mode, capture the point / king of the hill mode.\nPros:\n- graphics are decent\n- detailed statistics for every match\n- there are various types of troops and each of them have special skills\n- pve and pvp\n- you can research better equipment (just like in WoT)\n- some achievements look nice i guess\n- you can play "Coop" as single player with bot team vs bot team. However im not sure how to trigger the single player option as it starts randomly after trying to find a match\nNeutral:\n- During match, killed units dont respawn (acctualy pretty good idea for this game)\n- You cant mix units, or make custom squads (there are heavy squads with 4 units, medium squads with 6/12 units and infantry squads with 18 units. You cant mix any of those, you cant have f.e. 6 infantry units and 2 heavy tanks,instead you must use only one type)\nCons:\n- no one is playing it (i suppose if you can persuade any of your friends into this it could work)\n- first thing that comes in front of your face when you start the game is.... "PURCHASE COINS"\nIm not sure if this game is p2w however there is alot of stuff to buy with real money (i couldnt test this because i never got to face other players and various types of squads, however the silencer tank squad seems pretty powerful)\n- developers abandoned it aswell', u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2016-05-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 425, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Neko~', u'text': u"lel a abondoned great game :3 please play this game, it's awesome if you love Command and Conquer :)", u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2016-05-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198152051436', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 7, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'GuruTrue', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 1478, u'product_id': u'409560', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-07-10', u'text': u"This game is a lot of fun. It's a bit like Super Meat Boy but with enough differences to allow it to come out from under that rather large shadow. I used the steam controller and I had no problems with the controls. I did have to set the back paddle on my controller to 'none' as it had initially been setup as the kill switch which became problematic but easily fixed. Some very interesting level designs. I also really enjoyed the music. This was a wonderful addition to my collection.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Zexdestroyer', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 433, u'product_id': u'409560', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-07-09', u'text': u"This game looked very promising, looking similar to Super Meat Boy.\nBoy, was I wrong.\nIt was painful to play, here's why:\n- Controls being clunky [Main reason why I've stopped playing]\n- The dumb acceleration that serves no purpose\n- Not having any kind of graphical-key rebind option\n- poor controller support", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Kleinaroo', u'hours': 3.5, u'products': 909, u'product_id': u'409560', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-06-24', u'text': u"The concept is good, but I feel like this game tries to be a bit too much like Super Meat Boy. Hell, it could even be a reskin, with less gameplay options (Such as sliding, double jumps and such.). Delay on the jump is a bit awkward as well. Don't get me wrong, it's not a bad game per say, but it could use some improvement.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'eman_', u'text': u'You know, I really had a hard time visualizing this masterpiece. To see this done in a visual novel is quite an accomplishment and I think this deserves a real good look by all who are interested in Alice in Wonderland. They really nailed the memorable parts of the story and I find the design works for both visual and music very appealing. I guess my only con for this amazing visual novel are a few character designs but that is really minor and unimportant, overall I am astounded!\nCheers to the amazing developers and the talented artist(s) behind this for recreating this masterpiece to a visual novel.', u'hours': 3.0, u'date': u'2016-11-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'544190', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 1989, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Akane', u'text': u'Crashes instantly on Mac Book Pro, be forewarned.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198326477016', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 17, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Dorisclan', u'hours': 8.5, u'products': 102, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'text': u"This game is great, and an amazing sequel to the first.\nHowever I still feel that the first one is better, mainly because this game doesn't have the same feeling as the first one does. I played the first one on my PS3, and it was one of the first games I actually spent time on to beat, while I also beat the 2nd game, it was not as enjoyable as the first.\nI would reccommend playing the first game, and then playing the second game. (If you have a PS3 or XBOX play it on there instead!)\nRating: 8.5/10\nA good game and a good sequel.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Pi', u'hours': 69.7, u'products': 405, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2015-04-23', u'text': u"Good match-3 game with a nice blend of RPG elements - what equipment, what spells to bring to battle.\nHas a nice suite of in game achievements that drive you to get them if you're that way inclined.\nIt's difficult to lose a match.  It could do with a difficulty level\nI found a couple of the in game achievements were broken but not too many to ruin the game.\nAnd a couple are fairly hard to get (you won't have enough gold to buy certain items for the Sets when they come available in the shop, and once you advance a few scenes they're never offered again making them somewhat unachievable.  If you know in advance this happens then you can get them buy using all your resources exclusively to just get the single achievement.\nItems have a finite shelf life requiring repairs and therefore decent balancing of resources, at least in the early and mid game.  By end of game you have 500k+ silver and won't have anything you can really spend it on.\nI found the end game went on quite a while, a couple of cut scenes too many in my view.\nStill, one play through where you get most of the in game achievements is 70 or so hours, so for the price point if you like match-3 games it's worth it.  I prefer Montezuma-4 but this game is sufficiently enjoyable and thus gets a thumbs up.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'DF', u'text': u'I paid $2 for Gunspell as part of a bundle, and it took me around 28 hours to finish the game once.  This is gonna be a long one, so strap in.  CTRL+F "don\'t recommend" if you want to fast-forward.\nHave you played Puzzle Quest?  This game should come off as familiar, and I\'ll be mentioning it often enough.  Match-3 gameplay, taking turns with the enemy in order to be the last one standing, matching skulls to deal damage, matching gems to power up special attacks, getting EXP and money through matches...it\'s familiar, but Gunspell does things kinda differently.\nGunspell is a mobile game that was ported to Steam, and with the pricetag comes the removal of microtransactions.  You no longer can throw money at the game to get the premium currency or to restore your stamina meter.  It\'s not entirely free of the freemium scheme, but I\'ll touch on that later.\nI absolutely\nthe setting.  The Puzzle Quest series barring PQ Galactrix is set in a medieval stasis kinda world.  You know, go fight some orcs with swords and magic, maybe meet some elves, visit castles and so on.  Gunspell is set in the modern day, and while you\'re not partying through London or Tokyo blasting demons in the face with guns, you\'re still using a mix of high fantasy and modern gear.  You can be in a suit of knight armor and have a flamethrower to fight a kobold wearing a hockey mask, or use a giant scimitar while wearing a kevlar vest to fight a dragon, and so on.\nI mentioned the gameplay above, but I\'ll mention what Gunspell does differently.  There are no character classes.  You\'re just one guy, and you have a number of stats that affect combat performance, but no stats to affect how much mana you get from gem matches--3 mana will\nbe 3 mana, for both you and enemies.  The game board is also a hex grid as opposed to square, so you can move pieces in six directions, just like PQ Galactrix.  There are only three colors of mana; red, yellow, and blue.  You still need to gather mana, but instead of powering spells, it empowers your equipment.  All gear has passive bonuses, but some can use one color of mana to cause a specific effect, like a piece of armor using 6 yellow mana to boost your damage and restore your health.  Effects aren\'t entirely tied to gear type, so you can honestly damage an enemy with every slot.  All without giving up your turn.\nThere are still regular spells too, but they work like consumable items, and the enemies don\'t get any of these.  There are four schools of spells between Attack, Defense, Buff, and Debuff, and for the most part, those give you an idea of what the spells will do.  These have a much wider variety of effects, most of which aren\'t found on equipment.  You can deal direct damage, or damage and destroy a column or change one color of gems to another or erase coins to damage the enemy\'s stats, among a variety of other things.  You can buy more spells at any time on the map or get them as victory spoils, but at least you can see the descriptions of everything in the shop.\nThe story\'s there, nothing really compelling.  Your sister\'s gone missing and you stumble upon the world of The Order and the monsters they fight against.  Quests are largely "go here" or "kill this thing" or even "get these items," but each main quest typically has some side quests.  I think there were a whole of two timed quests, so those might catch you off-guard if you activate the next main quest before quitting and one of those pop up.\nThe music and sound didn\'t really grab me.  In fact, the game was so loud that I ended up just muting it after a while.  There are only on/off toggles for both music and sound effects, no sliders.\nI mentioned above that there were no microtransactions.  That\'s true, but elements are still present.  You can\'t buy the premium currency (gold) but you can still pay it to do things like auto-complete quests or repair your gear or refill your stamina or whatever.  You have a small chance of getting gold after each battle and some quests reward you with gold, and you also get a "login bonus" of it every three days.\nThere\'s a stamina/energy system--you know, one of those "action X takes Y stamina, Z stamina restores every W minutes" kinda deals, often seen in many free-to-play mobile titles.  You start with a set limit that increases when you level up, and everything from fighting monsters to moving on the map screen to refreshing the store inventory takes stamina.  You can pay gold to instantly restore when you run out, or play an honestly slow minigame, or just wait.  It makes sense for those free titles since they have to incentivize players to shell out some money to keep playing, but this is a paid title.  Why is it here?\nEvery equippable item has a durability value.  Your gear takes damage just by bringing it into battle, instead of it taking hits from being used.  Naturally, your gear takes a bigger hit if you die wearing it.  The game at least warns you when things are almost broken, but repairing them is up to you.  You either pay a hefty sum of silver (non-premium currency) and resources, or a small fee in gold to fix it back to full.  While you get a lot of gear from fights, valid replacements for the good gear you like may not be easily-found.\nYou start with a limited storage for gear and a separate backpack for spells, and you have to pay gold/silver and resources to unlock new slots.  You also pay one or the other to increase your spell levels to use more spells.  This isn\'t necessarily a bad thing since it sorta acts like progression in other games, but you\'re then stuck balancing your checkbook between fixing your gear, expanding your storage for gear and spells, and increasing your spell levels on top of buying new gear and spells.  It makes your money count, but you get resources at such a slow trickle that it really feels like grinding.\nI had a roller coaster of a time with the difficulty.  I didn\'t really do well until I figured out "the trick" using spells, but at that point I was at the end of the game and steamrolling everything I met, so maybe that\'s how you\'re meant to play from the start?  Otherwise I\'d lose fights against "weak" opponents because they\'d simply out-heal the damage I was dealing, or they\'d wind up taking off a large portion of my health each turn.  Or they\'d wind up getting a bunch of extra turns while I was powerless to stop them.\nRNG-swinginess is something Puzzle Quest can be guilty of, but I felt it strongly here.  There are three character stats that invoke randomness in battles:  Rage which doubles dealt damage no matter its source, Block which completely nullifies one instance of damage, and Luck which gives a chance for an extra turn when making any match.  Your enemies have these stats too, of course.  Sure, the swinginess works both ways, but it just makes battles annoyingly random, unless you spam spells to make fights effortless.\nBut even if I liked parts of the game, I don\'t recommend Gunspell.  I mean, you\'re paying $15 for a game that tells you when you\'ve had enough, for God\'s sake!  And you\'re paying $15 for just the first part of the game with no indication if the next part will be a free patch, DLC, or an entirely new library entry (if it ever comes).  I didn\'t play much of the actual free version, but this feels like they just changed how to get the premium currency and nothing else.  You still have to wade through the free-to-play nonsense to get at what\'s here.  If you wanna check it out, try it on mobile, but don\'t pay full price for this.  It\'ll likely be bundle fodder for years to come, so you can probably pick it up on the cheap.  But if you\'re looking for a match-3 RPG, I\'d suggest you start elsewhere.', u'hours': 28.1, u'date': u'2015-04-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 1022, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Kraege', u'hours': 2.3, u'products': 611, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2015-04-06', u'text': u'Worked better for a tablet game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Berno', u'hours': 10.5, u'products': 67, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'text': u'The game that started it all, simply revolutionized 3rd person combat. Everything felt so fluid, a masterpiece. Got into it because I loved the comics, but I believe that anybody can have a good time playing this.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'sad harley', u'hours': 10.7, u'products': 57, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'text': u'I played this game in a cafe when i was still in grade school and i bought it just recently this year. I hope there would be still Batman games to come', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'technobambi.exe', u'hours': 17.6, u'products': 816, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'text': u'I am such a huge fan of Batman and this game gave me all the reasons to buy its follow-ups. Recommended. <3', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'HappyFargus', u'text': u'fafaf', u'hours': 16.3, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198798805073', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 3, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Amira the Inkling', u'text': u"This software isn't really hard when you mess around with it, but sometimes the games crashes on me when I accidentally paste keys from a different part of a model and kinda freezes on me when it's loading a map, starting up, and sometimes when I detatch a rig.", u'hours': 1565.8, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198386951960', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 1, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Impervious2Knife', u'text': u'Luv it <3', u'hours': 46.0, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198325905737', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 45, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Victor Chung', u'hours': 14.2, u'products': 7, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'text': u'Great for artworks and making animation.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'X_X Marshmello X_X', u'text': u'Not as good as blender.', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198202392259', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 93, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Cross', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 577, u'product_id': u'291430', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-15', u'text': u"It's pretty lame and definitely not worth 10$.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Moonlight', u'hours': 3.4, u'products': 437, u'product_id': u'291430', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-16', u'text': u'Lost Marbles is a great idea that is executed poorly. The core concept is clever; different marbles made out of different materials, being able to do different things in order to get all the marbles to the end of the level. Simple, all well and good. The problem is that it\'s a 3D platformer, and in the end, it doesn\'t realise the problems that 3D platformers face, meaning that it falls into a feeling of randomness in terms of its gameplay.\nIn several sections of the game, I died more times than I felt like I should have simply because I slid off a platform, or because I didn\'t get a feeling for the depth between two platforms (and the platforms aren\'t designed for the marble\'s maximum jump distance; meaning you can jump past the platform, which is infuriating in a 3D platformer where depth perception is an issue), or I didn\'t catch enough speed to get across a gap that I couldn\'t judge the width of. There were many parts in the game where it felt like you had to fight against the mechanics instead of working with them, simply because of the level design not being balanced fully around the "powers" that the marbles have at times. When the game itself is stripped down in the way that Lost Marbles is, where the mechanics and level design is all there is, and those then feel amateurish and mediocre at best... then the game is majorly flawed.\nHonestly, this game is not worth the money or time. As someone who do seek to finish all games to the end, I couldn\'t even bother to do that with this game, despite it being so short. The game does function, at times it\'s even fun to play; but the flaws do weigh down the good parts, and in between the good and the bad the game is just... dull. In the end, there are a lot of games out there that have way better execution that this one, and you should probably skip over Lost Marbles.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'r0sst1cl3s', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 338, u'product_id': u'291430', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-10-11', u'text': u'The game is good, the loading times just make it unplayable.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Member Berry', u'text': u"This is an old school adventure game, really old school.\nYou can't be gung-ho in this, you need to think to an extent.", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2014-07-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 484, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'[\u019d\u0181\u018a]-$h\u03b1GG\u03c8', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 172, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-06', u'text': u'*Need your attention and your time.....\nYou will need a lot of time. This game is really entertaining.\ni dont recommend this game ! :3', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Mangles', u'text': u'Good Stuff for Free!', u'hours': 44.5, u'date': u'2016-03-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198028740993', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 123, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'aamastergear', u'text': u'it looked liked u spent less than a year making this it had good potenial but a rip off of super meat boy', u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2016-06-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198296408911', u'product_id': u'409560', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 25, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Salarn', u'text': u"Hold on to your carrots this fast moving rabbit has a saw and spiked filled platform world to race through.  Reaching the goal is one thing but getting all the carrots along the way ratchets up the difficult several notches.\nSadly much of this difficulty comes from an unusual air physics design which causes the character to stop immediately in the air when the player lets go of the input.  Combined with noticeable input delay when jumping results in an experience that's imprecise and unresponsive.", u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2016-04-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'409560', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 3495, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'"K"', u'text': u'Story - Empty.\nCharacters - Average.\nGameplay - Excellent.\nImmersion - Fair.\nEnvironment - Neat.\nGraphics - Simple.\nSound - Good.\nMusic - Great.\nOverall - Fun.', u'hours': 4.7, u'date': u'2016-04-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'product_id': u'409560', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 299, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Mineswee', u'text': u"This one was a little bit better than the first one in my opinion however i think they had about 25% too much of a grind and they only had one character that was good vs tech which means they were a permanent member as others couldn't fill the role as well", u'hours': 8.4, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198157201361', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 462, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Train Called Thomas', u'text': u"I was pretty skeptical of this game due to the mixed reviews, but it's just as good as the first one. The worlds were just as fun to explore as the first, although it has the same problems as the first as well.", u'hours': 7.7, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198025453417', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 338, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Don Lupus', u'text': u'I really loved the first Costume Quest because it was simple yet fun. It had a lot of atmosphere, a cute humor and was just generally loveable.\nCostume Quest 2 kept some of those aspects, like the free roaming in small areas, where you can do some fun side quests and the tongue-in-cheek dialogues. However, that\'s pretty much it.\nThe best way to describe this sequel is "frustrating and dull". The game loves to play with the players patience. That starts with the fact that everytime you want to access the main menu, you\'ll have to go through credits and an animation and continues when you can\'t skip a cutscene.\nThe worst offender however is the new fighting system. First of all, all the costumes play the same (and you need much longer to acquire new ones). Even the small variation when it comes to how to execute an attack was taken out of the game. That makes the fights pretty stale, you ALWAYS press the same buttons. Apart from that, the new technique in which you initate your attacks feels weird - it\'s hard to understand how to actually execute "amazing" attacks.\nThe Halloween-card system was changed aswell. Instead of giving each of your character either an additonal attack or a cool passive, you can only use those cards once. That brings some more variation to the fights, but makes the cards less reliable aswell.\nThen, there is this stupid new well-system, which forces you to refill your health after each fight. If you don\'t do that, your characters will have decreased health the next time you get into a fight - UNLESS they died in the last battle. So you\'re pretty much punished for surviving fights. This can be super frustrating when you enter a bossfight with a big disadvantage, lose and then have to watch the whole cutscene again (cause you can\'t skip it).\nThe level-design isn\'t very exciting aswell. Thinking of the great Grubbins On Ice DLC for CQ1, that brought some variation to the areas, Costume Quest 2 feels like a rehash of the first game with muddy textures. The side-quest are pretty much the same ones aswell.\nin conclusion, the sequel does not do justice to the first game and comes across pretty lackluster. Neither the story nor the gameplay are actually engaging and most of the "improvements" feel gimmick-y.', u'hours': 3.3, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197996241018', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 102, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'alexknight2005', u'hours': 4.2, u'products': 1078, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2015-03-31', u'text': u'Going into this game i thought this would be something like Puzzle Quest since i saw the same setup though it is quite different.  First of all how strong you are is compared to the equipment you have on and you dont really pick out your spells they are attatched to your equipment so theres no real customisation; the only spells you can chose cost cash each time you cast them which can get expensive and you cant always find them.  One thing ive noticed that happens is the computer suggests a move to you after awhile if you havent moved that will set the enemy up for sucess; ive tested it out afew times by skipping my turn and intuitively knowing what their next move will be.  I like the touch of having to repair your equipment though its WAY too expensive to do it so when your item breaks you might as well toss it to the curb.  In short it tries to be a puzzle RPG but without any real leveling up benefits other than just increased health and frustrating combat puzzling.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'zeranixaimar', u'text': u'I do not recommend this game unless it is discounted to a large extent or comes in a bundle (which happens often recently).\nThe time length for finishing the game is about 16.5 hours for me. At first, the game experience was good, as I have been addictive to the 3-match/RPG hybrid genre ever since Puzzle Quest, and this game offers similar elements such as various items, spells and enemies. However, after the first 3-5 hourse, the game became pure grinding.\nThis game is a mobile port, with microtransactions originally, and fortunately the developer stated that they have removed the microtransactions and re-balanced the mechanism therefore. The fact is, they did the removal and the corresponding modifications, but it can be hardly called "balanced". You still get too little stamina (used for all your actions in the game) from playing the minigame and too few golden coins from defeating the enemeis (the dropping rate of one single golden coin for one single battle is basically 35%, and you need hundreds of them to buy items, upgrade equipment, and unlock item, spell and storage slots).\nThe items and spells function well and are interesting except that 95% of the items from loot or shops are craps. The item sets refering to other games (Metro, Fallout, etc.) are interesting ideas and worth collecting considering the bonus provided.\nMany players complain that the game was too easy. That\'s true. A few disagree and say that the real challange begins at around level 6. That\'s also true, partially. When you save enough money to buy the right weapon, the combat returns to the one-or-two-skull-matches-kill-the-enemy pattern until the appearance of dragons.\nThe battlefield, events, missions, enemies lack variation. They just stay in the same way as you see from the very first map, except changes in numeral values. Since the story is practically nothing, the game quickly become quite repetitive. The whole play through felt like the game is forcedly extended to ten times longer than it normally should be.\nIn summary, this game is definitely inferior to Puzzle Quest 1, but comparable to Puzzle Quest 2, and I may only recommend it to those who is very addictive to this kind of games and have 1-2 free hours to kill every day.', u'hours': 16.5, u'date': u'2015-03-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198072155841', u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 722, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'4d 69 72 65 6b | \u30df\u30ec\u30af', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 1357, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-03-18', u'text': u"Holy cow...with this piece of *you know what* I am totally sure, that steam is trying to screw his customers.\nHow the hell steam could fall down so low, that they allow that kind of *you know what* in their store.\nThis is a low-budget browsergame, that was made into an exe and offered for too much money in the steam store.\nPoeple how buy this game and give it thumbs up are:\n- working for the devs\n- working for the publisher\n- are paid for a good review\n- got too much money and like to spent it for *you know what*\nFor real...I am totally happy, that it was in a bundle, where better games were inside, because I would be really mad about spending money for this! It is totally a screw up! You find much better games on Facebook or ANY OTHER SITE on the internet, without spending money for it. Games like that are normally filled with spy- and adware just to be placed for free on mobile-app-stores. Don't buy it...even if it is for less than a buck...it really is not worth the money!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'strike', u'text': u'Wz alwayz a fan of Batman Movies....Now the Game fan too. Bought it, played it, completed it, \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing enjoyed it.\nIf u r a Batman Fan, just go for it blindly.\nPros-Graphics, Gameplay, Story\nCons-No \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing con\nBatman lives Forever...Huge Fan', u'hours': 34.0, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198192794169', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 21, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Bug', u'hours': 17.0, u'products': 461, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'text': u"I've played through Batman Arkham Asylum prior to purchasing on Steam and it was as enjoyable as it was the second run.\nThe story and gameplay is fun, it was a great refresher playing through it again and understanding the story more.\nThe combat in Asylum is not as polished as in Batman Arkham City.\nI would recommend not even using the Block key for Asylum, it seems to work only when it wants too. Instead you're free to double-tap and evade them that way.\nPurchased through Fanatical in the 2017 Christmas Sale which included;\nAsylum GOTY, City GOTY, Origins, most -if not all of the Origin DLCs and challenge packs, as well as the 2.5D Batman game Origins Blackgate Deluxe. For around $20 AUD\nGrab these games, they're something you must have if you're a Batman fan.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'ZymoSpark \u30c4', u'text': u'Almost 9 years since this game was released and it is still one of my favorite ones to this day', u'hours': 12.2, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198137305134', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 295, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'conflicted', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 92, u'product_id': u'40500', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2015-01-09', u'text': u"Don't spend money on this. There is absolutely no reason to spend even one precious second on it. Value your life! Heed my warning! Flee!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'symphony', u'text': u'I never tried it.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2014-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'40500', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 3683, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Apparently Kid', u'text': u"People were right, this sucks. Only 6 units, only 1 side. You get set number of gold and can't build bigger army, you just replace guys that die. You build buffing towers, thats it. Do the exact same CTF scenario the entire time. Its just a micromanage click fest and computer is better at it than you.", u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2014-12-10', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'40500', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 718, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'MKUltra', u'hours': 10.2, u'products': 760, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'text': u'Delicious delicious monster! Yum!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Sunder', u'hours': 43.4, u'products': 490, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'text': u"Surprisingly fun, but really short. Exceptionally short. This game can be done on both difficulties in one go, with ease. The concept of Match3+2D Brawler works well, shockingly. There are some puzzle minigames that help develop your abilities for the cookoffs, and for the most part the difficulty is fair. I'm not much of a multiplayer person (IE, I don't like playing multiplayer at all), but this game does seem like it would be built to have a multiplayer component with the cookoffs, but somehow doesn't. That's a lack that probably most people will feel.\nWorth 20$? No, not at all. Closer to 10$. Even then, maybe on a sale. You aren't going to get much play out of this unless you're trying to get all the achievements, and it is very repetetive play at that. But a worthwhile buy on a big sale.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Nozdrum', u'text': u'It is a good game.', u'hours': 8.4, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198005952118', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 253, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'DatGuyT_T', u'hours': 94.5, u'products': 46, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'text': u'Very good best of all its free but REALLY needs to be updated.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'NoobCena', u'text': u'*Sees an SFM video* eyy that seems easy to make\n*Opens SFM* WHAT IS HAPPENIIING???', u'hours': 6.6, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198300779574', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 21, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Feddie', u'text': u'its gud', u'hours': 4.3, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198167418616', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 16, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Milk', u'text': u"I like it.\nThis game works well. Its ideas and elements flow together, and I like that.\nIt has 40 levels, and while that does make the playtime substantial, I feel like there could've been more. Something that this game would do well with is steam workshop custom map support. That could make the game a lot more fun.\nThe physics engine works pretty well. There's only one thing that I struggle to get used to, and that is how the marbles decelerate when I stop moving. They come to a stop much quicker than I expect, as I'm used to something similar to how marbles slow down in real life, so that's just something that I need to get used to.\nOne thing about this game that sort of left me unsatisfied me was the death animations. I expected that if I rolled a paper ball into fire, it would burn, and if I ran a rubber ball over some spikes, that the ball would pop, but instead, the ball just disappears, and a ghost-like skull just floats above it, and that just kind of seems lazy.\nOther than that, the nature of the puzzles feels nice and smooth, and I do like hopping on and playing a quick permadeath on it, so I'd recommend it to anyone who likes a quick 3D puzzler.\nI rate this game:\nA nice little lego set/10", u'hours': 5.7, u'date': u'2017-09-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198161525373', u'product_id': u'291430', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 69, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Lt. Labcoat', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 2743, u'product_id': u'291430', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-01-08', u'text': u"It's... not bad, but could be better. Think along the lines of Monkey Ball, but with easier controls and more of a puzzle aspect (but not good puzzles). Honestly, if it was a bit cheaper, I'd be recommending it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Taft', u'hours': 2.6, u'products': 57, u'product_id': u'291430', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-08-04', u'text': u"DOES NOT WORK ON MAC. (El Capitan)\nI've tried re-downloading/re-installing this game three times, and all I ever get it a black screen and the pinwheel. I've even tried downloading the demo on Binary Takeover's website, but that failed to start too.\nAlso, there's no support or contact page on the website.\nThis looks like a great game; I really want to play it, but I have to give it a thumbs down when it doesn't even start. Maybe they never updated it when the new OS came out or something.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'[MSG] m4nt1Z', u'hours': 9.9, u'products': 3504, u'product_id': u'409560', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-04-06', u'text': u"If you liked Super Meat Boy you should give this game a try. It's not as challenging and not as long if you compared the both, but this game sure is fun for a couple of hours. It would be great to see some DLC in the future to add some new levels, but i definitely can recommend the game at its cheap price, even in its current state.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Chumo', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 282, u'product_id': u'409560', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-04-02', u'text': u'Run Rabbit Run is similar to Super Meatboy. It\u2019s a relatively short game around forty levels plus the ten bonus levels. So you should be able to complete the game in a short amount of time. It has potential to be added to if the developer decides to do that. There is only one power up in this game, it\u2019s a half of an apple that you can slows down time with for a short span of time. I find this somewhat weird, since I have never associated apples with time manipulation. There is only one big very noticeable bug in this game, there\u2019s a delay between pressing the button and jumping. This is not a bug that happens all the time but it does happen and should be fixed. Overall this is a fun challenging platform game thats worth the price.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Gudoggo', u'text': u"11/10: Would throw bunny repeatedly into saws again, and again.\n500 deaths into the game and it's only getting more difficult. If you played Super Meat Boy, you know what to expect here. There's a bit of a learning curve that will have you staring at the screen, timing the individual saw blades. After that you're constantly dashing around, and the A/D side-scrolling controls make that easy enough. That is until you find yourself met by the game's sense of inertia, with the rabbit under your control being constantly turned to mince meat.\nThere is also a great sense of accomplishment once you beat a level, after nearly 100 deaths! With plenty of carrots to collect along the way.\nPros:\nShort intro that lets you play right away!\nGreat soundtrack.\nAddictive levels.\nCons:\nYou yell randomly at your screen.", u'hours': 2.3, u'date': u'2016-04-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197982458247', u'product_id': u'409560', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 196, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Octo Blue Maddie (Bday 9 Feb.)', u'hours': 37.8, u'products': 29, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'text': u'The loading screen freezes. :(', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'\u03a9C\u029c\u1d1c\u1d04\u1d0bU\u0280K\u1d1c\u1d04\u1d0b\u03a3', u'hours': 3.1, u'products': 74, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'text': u"After playing the first game, this game is a pretty big jump and fixed alot of broken aspects of the previous game. Mainly about the combat part. Aside of all that the game is great. Sadly I didn't fulfill my expectations because I couldn't obtain the costumes from the first game. ;w;", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Trantornator', u'text': u"A fun sequel, which does nothing new, but extends the original's storyline in a very creative way.  Feels almost more like DLC than a full blown game.  If you liked the first one, definitely give it a spin, and if you haven't played the first one, definitely don't start with this one as it really assumes you know what's going on right from the get-go.", u'hours': 8.5, u'date': u'2017-12-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198029931204', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 216, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Brother Alpha', u'text': u'A fun RPG set during Halloween in three different time periods. If you\u2019ve played the first one, you know what to expect here. If you haven\u2019t played the first one, you can grab both of them in a set for a really low price.\nThe combat is more complicated with cards that need to be switched out every time they are used, as well as timed attacks and blocks. You can heal between fights by eating candy, but that means you won\u2019t have enough to buy what you want when they are first available. To save candy, you have to run back to the fountain after every fight, which is the most annoying part of the game. That said, it is a minor annoyance.', u'hours': 29.0, u'date': u'2017-12-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198041636869', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 304, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Robertson Crusoe', u'text': u'Pros:\n+ Nice graphics\n+ Nice setting (Sci-Fi, Future, Modern, Medieval, etc. All nicely put together)\n+ Partly nice story\nCons:\n- Repetitive, repetitive, repetitive!\n- Bad balance. First 2 hours only wins, even by accident. And then all of the sudden uber bad enemies that have unbelievable "luck"\n- No puzzling, mostly luck based\n- Partly boring story\n- Weird, complicated currency system\n- No real RPG elements, no perks or abilities except for magic, which is entirely money based', u'hours': 4.4, u'date': u'2015-03-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561198093215211', u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 648, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Ro', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 1105, u'product_id': u'40500', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2014-11-29', u'text': u"I don't even know why I have this game.\nPlayed it for a while and feels truly outdated. Its old.\nIf you want some classic RTS/RPG, you know where to find them. Not here.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'ScramboCannon', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 129, u'product_id': u'40500', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2014-10-12', u'text': u'For only 9 Dollars. This is the best and most valuable video game ever made.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Al Scorcho', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 1578, u'product_id': u'40500', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2014-10-12', u'text': u'terribly dull', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Adam', u'text': u"The holy grail of gaming.\nDon't listen to the Illuminati in the review section, they don't want you to experience the pure bliss that is Sacraboar, doing so would instantly crash the Illuminati powered gaming industry. I will probably be dead by tomrrow.", u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2014-06-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'40500', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 398, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'CharlesFoxston', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 3089, u'product_id': u'267670', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2014-01-18', u'text': u"This game dates back to 1992, and boy, does it show! The graphics are basic, but they are without doubt not the worst feature of the game. It's the user interface that is too poor for words. Back in the days before Windows, there was no general consensus in how interfaces should behave with regards to mouse clicks. I find myself regularly stabbing at keys in order to try and figure out how to do something, and the music is just an irritation.\nIt's not that I am basing this opinion by comparing this kind of legacy game to newer ones. Instead it is just that the game lacks intuitiveness. When I play a game, I at least want some kind of tutorial in order to know how to do the basics. Realms of Arkania has none of this.\nUnless you were a fan of the original, I would stay clear of this. It doesn't come close to games like Eye of the Beholder. There are better options out there. Perhaps the later versions will sort out a lot of the controls, but the first release is just weak.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Redwrath', u'hours': 25.9, u'products': 150, u'product_id': u'267670', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2014-01-12', u'text': u"It's a classic hardcore detailed RPG. While Star Trail is the real shining star of this series, this is a great introduction to old school gaming. I have no idea if they fixed the bugs (save game destroying errors) from the original, so be wary of certain siutations such as starting a fire in the spider cave or gathering coins in the final tomb.\nI'm a big fan of realism in my RPG, even when it can be frustrating. The idea of having to plan for weapons breaking, illnesses, cold and wet weather, equipment wearing out, as well as climbing and swimming challenges is something often overlooked in most modern games.\nIf you love all-inclusive details, where you build your characters from scratch and have to plan your quests tactfully, this is your game!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'mitsubi', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 429, u'product_id': u'267670', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2014-01-11', u'text': u'I see Blade of Destiny as a preview to the main adventure -second part of the trilogy Star Trail where lots  of secrets and suprizes awaits you.Blade of Destiny just shows you some game mechanics , plus you can train and test your heroes in oder to import them to the next part of the trilogy.Still it is a fun game to start on your introduction in the Arkania world.\nA bit late , but i reccomend to edit - dosboxrealms1.conf - this file can be found in the game directory, few lines have to be changed: scaler=advmame2x ; cycles=18000 . scaler makes picture a bit softer and 18000 cycles looks like the optimal speed.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'LostAngel1000', u'text': u'An Amazingly well done blend of a game that really is as some have said, more then the some of its parts. Story mode is a little short and hopefully we get a free play mode someday of some kind more then just the daily challenges.\nIt takes the ideas of a cooking sim and a Match 3 plus a decent but basic monster fighting/gathering aspect and turns them into an amazing dish by adding in a charming and cute story with very beautiful hand drawn art(I believe its hand drawn) and charming characters that have a few very impressive stand outs in design.', u'hours': 25.1, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198053304642', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 112, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'reg1569', u'hours': 17.9, u'products': 532, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'text': u'A delightful combination of platforming and puzzle game. With the beautiful art style and quirky sense of humor. It also has a good level of challenge. A must play!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Ebiness', u'text': u"Battle Chef Brigade is an immensely enjoyable mash up between a brawler and a match-3 puzzle game, set in a world where people have learned to hunt and cook the monsters inhabiting their lands.\nThe gameplay itself revolves outside of the story bits mostly around a series of cooking duels, which are broken down into a hunt for ingredients (mostly parts gathered from defeated monsters) and the cooking of said ingredients to produce a delicious meal for the judges. The hunting is done in a brawler-style fighting system and the cooking is visualized through the aforementioned match-3 puzzle system.\nThe art style of the game is very colourful and sprightly and the animations of the various characters / monsters while occasionally feeling a bit sparse, are generally very well drawn and sometimes even good for a chuckle. The voices of the various characters are also quite well done; I especially liked whoever is doing the voice of Pontida, the main area's restaurant proprietor, which had a very charming accent.\nAll in all I would definitely recommend Battle Chef Brigade to anyone who is either a fan of brawlers, match-3 games or just likes the premise of the game as described above. I for one certainly have enjoyed my time with this game very much and it's not often that I find myself starting another run on a higher difficulty setting after completing a game, yet Battle Chef Brigade motivated me to do so immediately. Here's hoping we may eventually get another installment in this franchise, I would certainly love to see more of this game.", u'hours': 13.7, u'date': u'2017-12-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198000865311', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 365, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Shimi', u'text': u'17 min in a que, why couldent this game be free, sure the tutorials were fun but 30 bucks for a tutorial is outragous. just make it free to play imm sure the playerbase will rise', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198214785125', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 91, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Dadelous', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 29, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'text': u'if u wanna play training with bots where the bots just stay in 1 place and u cant win , i recommend it for u\nbut if u wanna play multiplayer,no people..... like literally not even 1', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Sonic', u'text': u'rip', u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198371301132', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 5, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Jebus H Cripes', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 1045, u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2013-07-04', u'text': u"While this game could have potentially been a fun relaxed puzzle solving game, it utterly and completely fails due to instructions being vague, unclear, and flat out incomplete.\nWorse, the interface for several puzzles is simply not thought out in the slightest, so you end up fighting the interface and/or trying to see around it.\nIt also doesn't help that the graphical display looks to have been built around a 486 with 640x320 resolution.\nDon't waste your money on this garbage.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'RiCHiE', u'hours': 5.2, u'products': 1413, u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2013-04-02', u'text': u'Big Brain Wolf was not very enjoyable to say the least. You play a wolf training to be a genie.. wtf? The game is a point and click adventure with lots of puzzles to solve. Some of them were easy for the most part but others just make you wonder how in the hell would anybody know this\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 The story took me around 5 hours to complete and I do not recall enjoying one minute of it. I recommend avoiding this one.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'DatArsenalFan', u'hours': 9.5, u'products': 391, u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2012-08-02', u'text': u"Solid 10+ hours of entertainment! Don't miss it in a sale.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'pnholleman', u'text': u'Shadows of Adam is a delightful example of the experimental "neo-JRPGs" which Western indie developers have begun to turn out since 2010.  Although not quite as nuanced as those of Stardew Valley or On the Rain Slick Precipice of Darkness episodes 3 and 4, the combat and stat systems are fresh and engaging.  Boss encounters are well designed, and there is a definite underlying theme which unifies the tactical combat with the plot of the game.  The sound and music are particularly well done, and the game features a couple of the cleverest interactive flashbacks (a JRPG staple) in the genre.  I spent 13 hours beating the game and still had some optional content left to go.  Definitely worth the purchase.', u'hours': 19.6, u'date': u'2017-03-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198039754119', u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 109, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'avoymas01', u'text': u'Followed this game during development and testing. The game does well to capture the glory days of jRpgs during the SNES era. Simple and fun, with an engaging story. Well worth purchase.', u'hours': 15.6, u'date': u'2017-03-11', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 1, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 35, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'tim', u'text': u'Updated review after having finished the main storyline:\nPros:\n- Runs well even on modest hardware\n- Gorgeous chunky amd colourful sprite graphics\n- Music has that sampled SNES style to it, many varied tracks\n- You can save the game anywhere you like\n- Interesting turn-based combat system, different from the FF series\n- Just the right length - long enough to be good value, short enough to finish casually\nCons:\n- Could do with more variety of items in shops and loot from monsters\n- The puzzles got a little repetitive towards the middle of the game. It picked back up towards the end.\nI played on a MacBook Pro 13" Retina (Late 2013).', u'hours': 12.3, u'date': u'2017-03-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198037302509', u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 57, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Daruma', u'text': u'Touhou on Steam ! Amazing !', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2017-12-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197971184789', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 38, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Seth-Rah', u'text': u"EEEH REALLY!?\nEASY MODE?\nHOW WEAK\nIT'S UNFORGIVABLE TO PLAY EASY MODE UNLESS YOU'RE AN ELEMENTARY KID, RIGHT?\nHAHAHAHA!", u'hours': 8.7, u'date': u'2017-12-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 12, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 602, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'DeityDiz93', u'text': u'While Touhou 16 (\u6771\u65b9\u5929\u7a7a\u748b \uff5e Hidden Star in Four Seasons), the first of the series to come to Steam despite being the 25th currently released entry to the Touhou Project series, is not my favorite game title of the series, but is part of one of my favorite game series of all time. It\'s not for everyone, so this review is targeted for those jumping into the world of Gensokyo for the very first time.\nFirst of all, let me say that if you are trying this game for the first time, play the game on Easy. This is not one of those games that\'s beginner friendly on Normal, and the Easy difficult is\nfor people who have never played a Shoot \'em Up (shump) genre game before, and even if you have, Touhou\'s different enough from the genre to warrant an Easy playthrough to see what you\'re getting into. To put it as the YouTuber NakaTeeleli did: "Easy is hard, Normal is really freaking hard, Hard is tearing-your-hair-out hard, and Lunatic is... actually quite fitting." This is essentially Touhou in a nutshell for many beginners.\nThere is a dedicated English patching program out there found\nand it\'s what I will be judging the dialogue of the game on (also good to read the in-game manual with). Simply put, the genre of the game makes dialogue and story really simple and straight-forward, sometimes leaving meanfulness behind. Even with the four different characters to choose from, dialogue is quick, straight forward, frank, and even blunt at times. The game has a story prologue found in the physical manual of the game, but is translated\n, and gives some intro insight into the game\'s story proper if you get into it English patched so you aren\'t totally lost in the narative.\nThose four characters to choose from are based on the various seasons, and each character has their own choice of four sub-shot types also based on seasons. This gives the game variety in shot types, but as many who play this game can tell you, certain combos are better than others, so a good way to get a feel for each shot type is to play each character with their sub-shot matching their respective season. Gameplay basically consists of many mostly slow projectiles attacks (referred to in the series as "danmaku") woven in intricate patterns requiring players to dodge in a various manor of ways with some being static patterns, projectiles aimed at your position, or a mixture of both. In-game, your player character\'s hitbox (shown by pressing Shift if you\'re using keyboard controls) must not get hit by the danmaku projectiles or you will lose a life.\nDifficulty curbes in the later half of the six stages outside of the unlockable Extra Stage which is unlocked upon a full clear of those stages. In-game, you start with a set of two lives (represented by hearts, more gained by scoring at values under the hearts), three bombs (represented by stars), 1.00 Power (maxes at 4.00 w/ "P" items), 10,000 point\'s score value (represented as "\u70b9" items), and the last value being "Graze" which increases when a danmaku projectile passes close by your character (having more multiplies score the more you graze). The goal the game sets is for players to clear the game without running out of all your lives by the end of stage six. While you can continue after a game over, which is highly recommended for practice, beating the game under a continue results in a Bad Ending, so the goal is to get the Good Ending across the multiple difficulties. Don\'t expect to beat the game your first try difficulty go because a lot of the game has pattern memorization that\'s really needed for some attacks, so make use of those Practice and Spell Practice modes; they\'re a\nin overcoming some of the difficult hurdles every player faces. Easy to understand as this is, this game is still very difficult, and I mean\ndifficult. It may take you years of practice to reach a high difficulty levels. For some folks this kind of struggle isn\'t worth it, but for others, myself included, getting to that level of skill is one of the most thrilling/rewarding/gratifying gaming experiences out there today. It is for this reason I highly recommend playing the Touhou Project series, more than just this game too; there are entries out there, and all have their own mechanics, quirks, and charms!\nTo close this review piece, one of the major things to note about this game is the music. While many will say with good reason that\nthe games, even the first five games back in the NEC PC-9801 system have great music, this game\'s score in particular is considered exceptionally great, and a wonderful listening experience (even as I write this review, I\'m listening to music in the in-game music room!). Touhou is the kind of game with such memorable music. It\'s spawned a phenomenon in game music alone with millions of fan arrangements. The music of the original games is still music that has such a stand-out unique style to it, and is brilliantly composed. Even if the game isn\'t for you, it\'s very worth your time to hear the soundtrack to this game and the rest of the series. Seriously,\nI very highly recommend playing the Touhou Project series if it\'s your cup of tea. You can actually buy a physically copy of the game also, but if you buy it on Steam, it\'s more direct support to the series\' creator Jun\'ya Ota (who goes by the pseudonym \uff3a\uff35\uff2e). This series is not only prolific with plenty of games to its name, but the mainline series of shump games are made exclusively by ZUN; he acts as a one-man team which gives these game a true charm for they are games he wanted to truly make. The series has also a fair share of fighting games if you\'re a fan of those games handled by Twilight Frontier, too (\u6771\u65b9\u6191\u4f9d\u83ef\u3000\uff5e Antinomy of Common Flowers by them is coming to Steam too!). The creator has inspired so many where he not only made the game\'s engine and programming by himself from scratch, but also composed, drew, wrote, and tested (sometimes with help) the games he made all by himself. He\'s also a successful story writer who has written one fiction novel, nine amazing official comics spanning of four series, two short stories and comics (as bonus material to his works) and 6 artbooks. While all the art in this literature from artists brough on to help (two of which have their art featured in official games). The fact that ZUN\'s influence has allowed for artist to speak their wonderful personal stories of working with ZUN and how great it is to work with him, it speaks\non the influence ZUN has had on people with his series.\nZUN\'s works has changed lives and inspired countless fan contributed work all of which ZUN allows under his series\'\n). He helped popular fan games come to consoles like the Playstation 4 and the Nintendo Switch, and set wonderful attitude towards fan works that game designers of today should absolutely take notes on. The Touhou Project is more than just a game series folks, it is a varitable phenomenon the likes of which this review will never do full justice.\nWith that all said, I hope you enjoy Touhou. Its creator is my personal hero, and I\'d like to thank him, the people that work with him, the fans that asked Touhou to come to Steam, for the success this game alone has had on Steam, the Touhou Patchers who keep releasing English patches to enjoy, the Touhou Wiki (that I linked to) for being such a fantastic resource for all information Touhou, a good friend who helped me proofread this review, and to the fellow fans who enjoy Touhou with me.\nThank you in advance for the reading my first review, folks! Have fun playing Touhou! ^^', u'hours': 14.3, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 27, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'vladuLAD', u'text': u'Battle of the Bulge is a strategy game quite similar to Risk (the boardgame) in a sense. Removing the luck factor, the player must move armies across the map and capture territories in order to fulfill certain objectives. You can\'t produce your own units, but every other turn or so each side might get reinforcements depending on the scenario. Thus, the game offers limited resources for each "mission", but this forces the player to come up with creative and meaningful decisions in order to succeed, as opposed to massing an immense number of units and crushing the AI through sheer force of numbers.\nThis is a very good game for a company\'s first title. While the prime concepts of gameplay are rather easy to understand, there is enough depth to the game that it never feels stale: Battle of the Bulge falls into the easy to learn - difficult to master category. Thankfully, the AI is challenging enough, so the player must put in the effort and think for himself. It is definitely worth its price and can prove to be a gripping title if you are one to enjoy slow, turn-based strategical thinking.\nI whole-heartedly recommend this game.', u'hours': 3.5, u'date': u'2015-10-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198113466721', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 60, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Ilgoth', u'hours': 2.3, u'products': 131, u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2015-10-05', u'text': u"Hmm, lets see.\nI enjoy boardgames and given the mechanics of this game, it felt promising. It's simple and enjoyable, not too stressful either. Music is cool, the effect are nice and I personally can hold the immersion.\nSo far, I've lost to the AI so to me its challenging. I'm not really a master of strategy games, but I do enjoy them. This game makes a good add to your library with its lower price.\n- Haven't tried multiplayer yet.\n- The extra history you learn is amazing and interesting.\n- Worth its current price.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'BRNKoINSANITY', u'text': u'', u'hours': 21.8, u'date': u'2015-10-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198036720679', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 120, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'j_saalbach', u'text': u"Haven't finished this yet but this is really fun with making Giant Robots with even using primitive building material.  As well as customizing the Golioths to an extent.\nBut anyway I really hope you guys include DLC's more Golioth varients, locations and other things in this or even a sequal this is a pretty awesome concept.", u'hours': 28.8, u'date': u'2016-05-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197990357231', u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 181, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Mr. Zilla', u'hours': 6.5, u'products': 142, u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-05-22', u'text': u"I'm really enjoying this game. Very simple easy playstyle. There is a lot of gameplay here for $20. That being said i do hope for more content in the future. I would recommend this game for sure.\nIf you are still on the fence about purchasing this game i do have a let's play up on my channel. Please check it out and leave me feedback :)", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Helix', u'text': u'I am either smart enough or dumb enough to be able to make peace with trolls, not sure just yet.', u'hours': 11.0, u'date': u'2016-05-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 9, u'user_id': u'76561198142574403', u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 77, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Tasty Cereal', u'text': u"It's too unforgiving!!!!!", u'hours': 8.8, u'date': u'2017-04-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'573780', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 116, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Klokinator', u'text': u"Do you like games where you can fall a ridiculously long way offscreen, smashing into spikes you had no way of knowing were there, plus you had no way to lower yourself down slowly like in Spelunky?\nDo you enjoy fighting bosses where your ranged weapon is arbitrarily disabled for no reason and you have to melee them to death, but their hitbox is tiny and they're firing projectiles at you rapid-fire?\nDo you enjoy having a huge variety of melee weapons that all look different, have better stats that progress upwards linearly, but all function in exactly the same way with the same reach?\nDo you enjoy finding caskets that open for one character but not another and have no explanation as to what is making them open, yet are required to get better weapons to progress?\nDo you enjoy having neat items and stuff but a clunky weapon and item swapping system that switches them so slowly you're better off just using melee for every situation, lest you get surprise attacked and die to a bullet flying at you from offscreen?\nDo you enjoy physics bugs?\nDo you enjoy a bland, uninspired soundtrack that will make you cherish the sweet release of sleep?\nThen oh my god, I've got the game for you! Play this crappy, badly translated Spelunky anime girl ripoff with no soul, interesting story, or basically anything to hook you in!", u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-03-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'product_id': u'573780', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 503, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Somyx', u'text': u'This game is awesome but too fukken hard to be honest. Dont get me wrong I love hard games but this is just ridiciulous if I die I will lose my Items and my Level? Oh please even Dark Souls got more mercy than this game. Thats the only down i can think of but its the worst kind of down in my opinion so I am gonna give up on that game and give it back. I will consider buying it again if it gets a \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 modus where u can keep ur weapons at least. I still give this game 9.5/10 points Its fun. Buy it.\nPS: I would love to play that in Coop!', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2017-03-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'573780', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 210, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'dukttape', u'text': u"This is one of the best sports management simulations I've ever played. The UI could be more user friendly, but all in all if you're looking for a sports management sim you can't go wrong w/ FOF7.", u'hours': 1306.3, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198041629480', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 394, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'EiRiKSG', u'hours': 127.1, u'products': 182, u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-10-23', u'text': u"I got into american football a couple of years ago, and bought this game. I didn't play it much at the time, as I didn't know to much about the tactical aspects of the game. But after playing a few years of Madden, and finding the lack of depth a bit annoying, I remembered this game. I've played it a lot over the past months, and I really enjoy it!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Concorde', u'hours': 5.1, u'products': 62, u'product_id': u'291430', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-06-18', u'text': u'Alright..  after owning this game since launch and still putting up with it, I say it\'s time I explained my personal opinions on Lost Marbles.  Starting with the Pros:\nThe concept is amazing and works really well..  Most of the time.\nThe music is soothing, fitting for a puzzle game\nControls are stiff and responsive, giving you time to react to mistakes if you arn\'t at an edge\nQuite cheap for a nice Indie game\nCool looking skins\nBut the main cons of this game bring those down to no end, starting with:\nTerrible level design.  Despite what Nerdcubed said about this game when he demoed it for us on his channel before launch, most of the levels during the third and fourth part feel needlessly frustrating up to borderline impossible (Metal Before it was Cool is a prime example)  and brings down this game so much.\nMost of the mechanics in levels are done poorly to terribly, the teleporters and fans taking big notes for this alongside the terrible buckets that throw you out with ease\nLength, on launch this game had three areas with thirty levels total, now there are...  Four areas with fourty.  The reason..  Well..\nBinary Takeover himself, nothing against the guy, but on the main menu, from over a year ago he revealed he went to work on a new game called Drunk Simulator 2015.\nYou heard me, a game that could have been an amazingly well made colorful adventure with a constant fanbase to back from the Nerdcubed hype, became a forgotten title for the creator to join the joke "Simulator" storm of games. The hilarious part is, Drunk Simulator 2015 was put on the Google Play store.  So any steam fans were completley ripped off, well done man, well done..\nWith that I had no choice but to say that Lost Marbles fails on it\'s biggest selling points, and left people like myself disheartened and ripped off.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Oberst Schulz', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 270, u'product_id': u'291430', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-04-03', u'text': u'Its a nice little funny platformer.\nBe aware that it is very short, i suggest picking it up on a key reseller for less than a buck because its not worth more than that', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'pieceofcheese87', u'text': u'This game is only hard because the physics are awful. why does it run so goddamn fast?', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-04-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'409560', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 122, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'chloeee_avs', u'hours': 12.2, u'products': 364, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'text': u"Enjoyed just as much as the first one.\nJust a shame it couldn't be any longer of a story line, completed within a few hours.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'dan-kun', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 896, u'product_id': u'40500', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2014-06-19', u'text': u'Well, I liked it...', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'BasicApex', u'text': u'Yet another "strategy" game that is nothing but a clickfest.  I couldn\'t click faster than the computer (what a surprise) so I lost.  I guess this is what some people like and call "fast paced", but I call it frustrating and unsatisfying.  Graphics and concept seemed OK, but way too many games to choose among to settle for another one of these experiences.', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2014-06-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198110363779', u'product_id': u'40500', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 206, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Hola Uriberto', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 1362, u'product_id': u'40500', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2014-02-13', u'text': u"Boring, poorly optimized, and nothing new. It's a capture the flag in a top-down perspective and with some RTS elements. Not enough to get me impressed really.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Klir', u'text': u"This game is an absolute blast, with the best mechanics I've ever seen in a cooking game, fun characters, and an engaging story. I would reccomend it to practically anyone. My only wish to improve this game is as much additional content as the devs could make in their natural lives ^^ I'd be more than happy to pay for as much DLC as they can produce.", u'hours': 19.9, u'date': u'2017-12-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198031356639', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 167, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Warmonster9', u'text': u"Obligatory I've never reviewed a game before but felt compelled to yadda yadda.\nBattle Chef Brigade is a 3-match cooking/hunting game, and is honestly fun as hell.\nthe good:\n1. Fun story\n2. Likeable characters\n3. Innovative backstory (Chefs who hunt monsters instead of monster hunters who cook)\n4. An easy-to-learn-rewarding-to-master 3 match system\n5. The whole game is beautifully hand drawn.\nthe bad:\n1. The controls are wierd and unintuitive (cant rebind them afaik).\n2. The game is fairly short (9-10 hours).\n3. The combat can feel pretty bad at times.\nIts flaws are mostly from a lack of polish, but if you can look past them you'll have a really fun time on your hands. Which due to its length is a shame because my biggest gripe with the game is that I just want to experience more of what it offers. It does have a daily cook-off challenge if you want to do those, but it feels like it lacks the same tension as the story battles.\nTl;dr: Fun game that is worth it at full price even if its a bit short. Really hoping for a sequel!", u'hours': 10.9, u'date': u'2017-12-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198087744767', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 210, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'sushicat47', u'text': u'this game is really fun and is a great game to bindge and the art is stunning!\non the down side its short and there still isnt that much to it and you can complete it in little under 3 hours. i really wish there was more to this game and more characters to play.\noverall its a solid 6/10, i really wish there was more to it', u'hours': 8.1, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198197778981', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 174, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'vekree265', u'text': u'great game', u'hours': 17.1, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198219498093', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 21, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Rendur', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 351, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'text': u'Right game at the wrong time. Make it free to play and people might try it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'UrBrandNewHero.tv', u'hours': 25.1, u'products': 438, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'text': u"Its a good game why not try it out and join in on the fast pace combat and frenetic battles while it's still on sale!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'=)', u'hours': 8.7, u'products': 62, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'text': u'nice game no one is playing im hoping i can refund to get my money back', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'ego death', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 352, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-21', u'text': u"I'd enjoy this game more if it didn't crash almost every time I played it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'[UK]\xabjames121op\xbb\u2705\u2122', u'hours': 5.4, u'products': 123, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'text': u'LOVE THIS GAME', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'MDashK', u'hours': 1.7, u'products': 168, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-07', u'text': u'A good adventure to play in a few hours to kill.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'dljuly3', u'hours': 13.7, u'products': 339, u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2012-07-15', u'text': u"If you can grab it for cheap, it's a great old school point and click puzzle solver. I got 10ish hours worth of fun out of it. The only problems I encountered were on a few puzzles. Sometimes a puzzle has multiple solutions, but the programmers only expected there to be one. In these cases I generally solved the puzzle, then looked up the solution they wanted. There are extensive walkthoughs online.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Yspaddaden Penkawr', u'hours': 4.7, u'products': 285, u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2012-07-12', u'text': u"the only thing that'd make this game better would be if it were fully voice-acted since the wolf sounds like tommy wiseau", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Zipomatic', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 2042, u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2011-11-26', u'text': u"It's an point and click adventure game mixed with puzzles, but MAN is it flawed. No voice acting, no on-screen prompts telling you what you can and cannot interact with. It looks nice and has decent humor, but I found it not worth the effort of struggling against the poor gameplay.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'tyler', u'products': 240, u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2011-09-22', u'text': u'this seems to be a furry version of poker night with strongbad', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5, u'found_funny': 3}
{u'username': u'Jerry Dandrige', u'hours': 27.2, u'products': 1420, u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-03-06', u'text': u'Now this was something great. I knew we were in for a treat with the mighty Lun onboard mapping and setting up the story, but the whole package turned out to be incredible - from the sublime soundtrack to the frustrating-yet-satisfying-when-you-finally-crack them puzzles, the world design was brilliant too -- though sadly not quite as expansive as I\'d have liked, which I guess is my way of saying "I wanted more! MORE!" :D With the current industry trend towards more action-based combat systems and less turn-based, this was a delightful return to strategic form. Combat wasn\'t grindy in the slightest, and required some true thought into exploiting enemy weaknesses. Visuals were cutesy SD but impressively animated and plenty of areas were unique and deliciously drawn in gorgeous pixel art -- and the overall game really brought back some memories of the much maligned, yet a true guilty pleasure, Final Fantasy Mystic Quest.\nIf I had to talk about negative aspects, the aforementioned puzzles spring to mind. Unfortunately the only puzzles in the game were classic "sliding block" puzzles... and there were a lot of them, some more infuriating than others, but still more than I\'m usually comfortable with. Sadly the story, whilst certainly passable, never really expanded beyond "leave village, find father" and while there were some twists and turns, it was largely by the numbers. Something of a slight disappointment for a game that evokes memories, both in gameplay, style, and audio, of the mighty forebears like FFVI. A lack of logbook and/or world map unfortunately makes endgame exploration more tedious than it should be, but that was a sign of the times of the era this game so faithfully recreated :)\nIn the end, for the low price you pay for this, you really can\'t go wrong. It\'s a delight to play, sounds great, has gorgeous reto styled SNES-era visuals, and will easily set you back a good 15-20 hours. Truly recommended to anyone that has a soft spot for classic SNES-era jRPGs <3', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'chris', u'hours': 26.5, u'products': 40, u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-03-06', u'text': u"At first, I thought this was just an above-average indie RPG in the style of an SNES game. Polished art, sometimes witty dialogue, solid gameplay, but not quite up to the level of something like Final Fantasy 6.\nAnd then, after about an hour of play, I got to the ridge where the camera panned up to the castle, and the style was perfect. Without saying anything, it told me that everything I'd played up to that point was just the prologue, and that this is where the game would start getting deep. It was a perfect moment.\nI'm going to be finishing this one, and I definitely recommend it to anyone who's on the fence about it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'LawTalkingGuy', u'hours': 20.3, u'products': 238, u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-03-05', u'text': u'A great tribute to the old school 8 and 16 bit JRPGs!  It\'s exactly what you\'d expect: plucky group of young adventures, quirky dialog, villainous princes and of course a quest to save the world.  As is traditional, it mostly linear until the end when you get full freedom to explore the world and find side quests.\nPlus there\'s some nice improvements over the standard JRPGs of the 16 bit era:\n- No random fights: all the monsters appear on the map, so you\'ll know when you\'re getting into a fight.  They stay dead until you leave the dungeon, which is nice when you\'re exploring\n- The AP system: AP is used for all characters special actions (special attacks, spells, etc).  You regenerate AP every round of combat, so you can actually let loose with those special abilities rather than saving them for the boss fight.\n- Fights are tough: because of the AP system, they expect you to be using your special abilities or you won\'t win.  Very few battles are just choosing "fight" for all 4 characters.\n- Save anywhere: Yup, no save points.  Well, actually they have "save points" but they are actually just full HP/AP restore.  Bonus: the save points talk back to you!\nA few cons:\n- The game is short: probably 10-16 hours (depends on how many of the side quests you choose to do at the end).  Not bad at all for the price, but not quite the typical 40 hours one might expect from a JRPG\n- Not much in the way of character customization until the very end.  For most of the game, there\'s only one obvious weapon/sword/accessory to equip on each character.  It\'s only at the end that you\'ll finally have some choices in how you\'d like to spec your party.\nTL:DR: If you love old-school JRPGs, you\'ll love this.  Buy it!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'california.wang', u'text': u"This game is alright-good\nI'm an average Touhou fan that only spent around 200 to 300 hours with the other games, (I'm not a Lunatic Player)\n+ The Gameplay is quite average just like the other touhou games\n+ The music is great, boss and extra boss theme is awesome (expected)\n- the release for aya or autumn is too op\n- still can't config keys yet\nPersonal Opinion:\n- not enough memes from touhou 16\n- felt like playing a spin-off game but longer (Great Fairy Wars)\n- tanned Cirno is the best (9)\n- nice doujinshis, keep going japan...\n- i prefer steam have a bundle of touhou games rather than the newest (like classic era and modern era) rather than the touhou 16, this game isnt the best for people whom wants to get in to touhou games.\n- i'm done with this review, good game.\n- little bit expensive, but i can finally support ZUN (hopefully it goes to ZUN)\n- ohh decent decent", u'hours': 4.3, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198214761091', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 5, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Luminal Reality', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 91, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'text': u"$15 ain't enough for all the pirated stuff, but it is a huge step in the right direction. The only personal complaint is that some stages, like the first one, is just as bright as the bullets themselves. Instead of dying due to being mesmerized or going against punishing patterns, I would have a tough time distinguishing between the bullets, my character, and the background. It probably just takes some time to get used to though. Other than that, praise everything from the series to the community to the sole creator", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Youmu Konpaku', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 62, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-16', u'text': u'All hail lord Zun!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Pseudonym', u'text': u"This game captures the feel of 60's and 70's comic books so perfectly that it sometimes feels like it's entirely possible that there is an alternate universe somewhere where these comics exist and the Avengers comupter game is getting this review.\nSo it has a great theme, and excellent tactical gameplay that is, unfortunatley, still pretty rare (outside of the excellent sequel).\nOne of a small number of games that truely captures the feel of playing as a superhero group, instead of a solo superhero (the other being Sentinels of the Multiverse).", u'hours': 17.6, u'date': u'2016-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197996391540', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 264, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Victor Vramtaro', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 377, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-11-25', u'text': u"Downloaded it once to give it a play with my brother. Not only was it an extreme hassle to get a multiplayer game running (about 18 of the 20 minutes I spent playing it was on trying to get it to work), but once the game did start, it barely functioned, with my brother unable to even act while I wailed away at his characters.\nWe tried restarting, thinking it was just a bad connection, but the game refused to allow us to enter a game together again. So I tried to restart the entire game, and it crashed when I hit Exit Game. My brother couldn't even close the game.\nThis game barely functions, which is completely unacceptible. This game is bad, and Irrational Games should feel bad. Don't bother wasting your money on this terrible terrible game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'BetaBoySlayer', u'text': u'Controlled so terribly that I gave up after 20 minutes on the tutorial. The fact that my character kept walking through solid objects, ignored my commands and the sound intially did not work leads me to believe that the game is a buggy mess on modern hardware...at least I hope.', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2016-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198247783850', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 114, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'K L O N', u'text': u'To me this game is a bit too "abstract" . . . not enough information available in game for each unit.  You\'ll have to look it all up in the manual.  It is aethstetically pleasing, but overall the game play is a bit boring to me, even considering the price.  There are a very limited number of units available, and not really much to do during your turn.  Choose a unit, move it, attack with it . . . it all ends up being very limited in strategy and game play.', u'hours': 7.7, u'date': u'2015-10-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198027309072', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 114, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'schammer', u'text': u'Pretty lame.  nothing new or interesting or novel here.  Glad i only blew $10.', u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2015-09-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197970759239', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 64, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Solarium', u'text': u"I love hex-and-counter tabletop wargames, but I'm often disappointed by their digital cousins. So I was pleasantly surprised to find that John Butterfield has created an absolute gem of a game that really combines the best of both worlds.\nBattle of the Bulge plays exactly like a tabletop game, only better. It has the simplicity of form that is such an important part of the appeal of tabletop wargames, and which is also the key to their success as historical simulations. Battle of the Bulge takes a solid wargame design in this tradition, and adds just enough digital bells and whistles. The random number of turns in each game day is a particularly neat aspect of the design.\nI do have a few criticisms.\nThe game shows its origins as an iOS port. There are no tooltips or hotkeys, which would really speed up play. There are also some graphics issues. Although the game looks great in general, it can be tricky to make sense of the terrain without zooming all the way in. Bridges and towns in particular are easy to miss. It should be possible to select groups of units; moving three units down a road together shouldn't take seven clicks.\nInformation isn't always presented in the most helpful fashion. There's no reason for battle pop-ups not to be expanded by default, and without tooltips there's no easy way to check which combat modifiers will apply except for moving units into a space and then undoing. I had to play a few games before I really understood how reinforcements arrive. Some kind of reminder on the main screen of where reinforcements are inbound and what special rules are in effect would be a huge improvement.\nThe AI is fine, but could use refinement. I didn't notice big differences between the commanders, and after a few games you'll be stomping them flat anyways. The AI does have an annoying tendency to abandon important spaces; I've frequently seen it vacate Liege to disastrous effect. Multiplayer is where a game like this really shines anyways.\nThere's also a whole kampfgruppe of obnoxious bugs on the loose, but I'm trusting that they'll be destroyed by superior developer airpower once the weather clears.\nThis is a fabulous game and I can't wait for the next installment in the series, one of which is designed by my very favorite game designer Ted Racier. (Hey, Ted! How about a digital version of Case Yellow, 1940?) I hope that other wargame designers will take notice of Battle of the Bulge and try something similar. This really could be the future of wargaming.", u'hours': 91.3, u'date': u'2015-09-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198029510596', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 98, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'FlaviusBelisarius', u'text': u"So far I'm enjoying this game quite a bit. Graphically attractive enough, suits the overall mood of the game. Audio feels a bit hollow in general and combat especially. The meat of the game is really quite fun and entertaining. Equal parts rpg, crafting, and exploration. Some these areas being stronger than other, however, if any of these aspects aren't your cup of tea, don't let it dissuade you. I really like Mech's, especially quirky one's like these and the game does a good job of forcing you to utilize the many different types and sub-types to take advantage of your scenario or unlock new things. Story's definitely not AAA, but at least there is one and adds some filler to why you're doing the things you do. Overall good game, best in 1 or 2 hour spurts rather than you're go-to play for long stretches game. 7/10", u'hours': 12.3, u'date': u'2016-05-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198085759774', u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 481, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Adrahoth [FTFD]', u'hours': 1.9, u'products': 226, u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-05-18', u'text': u"I decided to buy this game after Many A True Nerd played it. I find the game itself to be very fun and appreciate how quickly errors are found and fixed. To be honest, I was so caught up in playing the game, I didn't even notice things were missing from it until I got my first update.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Sporkinator', u'text': u"Not perfect, but good fun.  And the devs are very responsive to the community, which is all too rare.\nIt's a cool world, and a cool story; I'll probably end up finishing it just for that, even if it'll be more of a chore than I'd like.", u'hours': 12.7, u'date': u'2016-05-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198014129821', u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 372, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Baby Fresh Sans', u'hours': 10.4, u'products': 7, u'product_id': u'573780', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-02-27', u'text': u'challenging yet fun', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Mao', u'hours': 2.3, u'products': 4452, u'product_id': u'573780', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-02-20', u'text': u"At first glance, xenon valkyrie reminds me of those classic nintendo / megadrive type of games (eg. contra hard corps / metroid / castlevania). It is a metroidvania / roguelike platformer with perma-death.\nThere is a decent backstory, and you get thrust into the action fairly quickly. Players will be given a choice between 3 different characters with unique skills and attributes, as they traverse through randomly generated space zones.\nLearning curve is easy and the game is pretty straightforward. With the randomised factors, there are many different ways and paths that you can take to reach the end of each zone. Each zone will consist of a variety of monsters, random power-ups(weapons) and unique bosses. There is also an exp-table which allow your characters to level up, making them stronger and faster. After the end of each zone, you get to interact with NPCs, either for shops or hidden quests/additional backstories.\nDo take note, even though the learning curve is easy, this game's difficulty is very unforgiving. A small mistake will cost you greatly, but it also adds to the fun and challenge.\n+++ The Good +++\n1) Beautiful backgrounds, pixel graphics, unique monster/bosses/character art.\n2) Fantastic retro chiptune music, goes along well with the flow of the game.\n3) There is alot of replayability with the various classes and the randomisation factors.\n4) RPG style, character progression with level-ups, weapons.\n5) Developer is very active, and open to suggestions and feedback. Plenty of bug fixes.\n6) Different endings based on your choices, there are also secrets involved !\n--- The Bad ---\n1) Difficulty is high, game is pretty unforgiving with permadeath. There can be frustration over small simple mistakes.\n2) Keyboard controls can be a bit clunky, would be easier if you have a controller.\n3) Minor translation issues, not game-breaking, but it can be annoying to certain players. (Do take note developer's main language is not english)\nOverall, this game impressed me with its features. The gameplay is very challenging and fun, with great art/music mixed in. The developer is also very active and receptive to constructive feedback, which is a huge plus.\nI would say this game appeals more to metroidvania/platformer fans, who fancy a challenge. It might be slightly frustrating at the start, but once you get passed that phase, you will really enjoy the game!\nFinal Score : 8.5 / 10", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'OriginalVin', u'hours': 4.9, u'products': 129, u'product_id': u'573780', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-02-20', u'text': u'I\'ve enjoyed Xenon Valkyrie. It provides some arcadey fun and pulls off that loop of playing, dying,  and saying "one more time". i.e. keeping you engaged for a half hour, 45 min, an hour, etc. when you have a good run going.\nIt reminds me of Cave Story a bit, but with a *tad* less finesse than that game\'s character feel. Initially, it was much more rigid, but thanks to an update in March, its been made MUCH more fluid. Everyone controls a lot better now - its a major improvement to the core character controller, and even things like switching weapons has been tightened up, becoming faster and more responsive. Overall the action feels good, but is a little more methodical than you might expect - which may not be coming through from the trailers or screenshots. Its got its own flow and tempo, but what its going for definitely works well.\n>>>>March update: I should also mention that this March update (ver. 1.1.0) has also just improved a bunch of things, including the front end. It feels a whole bunch more "finished" now in general - it features a proper opening, there\'s more "proper" presentation all around now with better title cards upon entering stages and stuff like that. Most importantly, there\'s now options to fiddle with including fundamental things like fullscreen or windowed :D This game is feeling much better and super polished now!<<<<\n\nThere\'s obviously some issues. Some graphic tiles used may double as backgrounds and collision. Some traps (gas spewers) only trigger when you\'re onscreen, throwing off their pattern. The reach on some of your melee weapons are total garbage, and some enemies seem practically untouchable as a result. The algorithm used to generate levels certainly isn\'t perfect, as expected, but it puts out good stuff more often than not.\n\nI wish it looked better, at least its characters. Its got a good STYLE, and the backgrounds are actually pretty nice, resembling a chunkier, lower-res Super Metroid or Metroid Fusion. The characters stand out A TON though, because they\'re only like 10 large, chunky pixels arranged together, unfortunately. They successfully capture ZERO PERCENT of the cool designs from the key art you\'re seeing on the store page, which is a total shame. If the backgrounds were higher-res, and the character sprites shot for a style at least more like a Drill Dozer, Shockman or MetaGal instead, this would all be so much improved (it would probably be able to hang with something like TimeSpinner then).\nIt is what it is, and while I personally think it all comes off looking a bit too much like "Super Metroid for Atari", the execution on the visual presentation is fine overall. Some nice chiptunes here as well.\n\nI actually can\'t speak as to how this compares with Rogue Legacy, 20XX, Spelunky or the other big Roguelikes (I gotta start playing more of these), but I know that I\'ve enjoyed playing this so far. Its got a few quibbles, but generally comes together well, and its a game I\'m coming back to when I want to just zone out, listen to a podcast, and play something for a little bit of time. So it gets a recommendation from me.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'starfarts', u'text': u"Do not buy. It's completely abandoned and has been for a couple years. The draft and roster files are not updated by anyone, and no one posts in any of the forums anymore. Why this is still being sold is absolutely beyond me.", u'hours': 54.4, u'date': u'2017-09-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 437, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'laurenzbon', u'text': u'Great gameplay, best simulation football game, maybe even sports gm game if you can get over the presentation. Some multiplayer options and great community at fof central. Not for the faint of heart.', u'hours': 350.8, u'date': u'2017-08-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198011376633', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 33, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Eagle Feather', u'text': u'This game stinks, i dont know why it was reviewed so highly. it has a fair amount of options, but not nearly enough. there is no historical draft option, no way to set draft order, the draft is serpentine and cannot be changed, the player ratings have too much variation from real life, and the team names are not the actual teams, and there is no player editor or creator. very disappointing forthose who like to manage every detail.', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-05-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198057577884', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 74, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'bigboy4884', u'text': u'back in school - *sigh*', u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198120699606', u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 81, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'nishunia', u'text': u"This game isn't quite what I expected. I thought I'd have to work out and then type in the solution. The game is more like an elaborate multi-choice quiz where you get to choose between 9 potential answers. If you get an answer wrong, you can keep clicking the other options until you get a success message and then progress to the next stage. I was a tad disappointed by this aspect of the game; anyone can pick up this game and speed through it without having any knowledge or putting in any effort. If you just want trading cards and achievements on your Steam profile, then this game will certainly help you accomplish this in about an hour (it's SUPER easy to do).\nAssuming that you're the patient, honest, and nerdy kind, then yep - this game is incredibly cheap and worth your 30 minutes or so. It's pretty good for someone learning or brushing up on some high school math. The puzzles get more challenging as the stages progress. Grab it on special if you have a few cents to spare but don't expect tutorial stages or explanations to help you learn the math (especially for the more difficult problems).", u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198143746424', u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 43, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Alien Rope Burn', u'hours': 11.0, u'products': 1178, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'text': u'"Well, I\'m glad I kickstartered this." isn\'t something I get to say often enough with a videogame. But I get to say it this time!\nBattle Chef Brigade is very much more than the sum of its parts. Mainly combining match-3 puzzling with brawler platforming, BCB is clearly somewhat inspired by the cooking and alchemy sections of the PS2 game Odin Sphere, but... with a much tighter focus. Consisting largely of a linear series of cooking battles, you go out and slay monsters to collect their drops, which then become match-3 game pieces to use in the kitchen. The goal is to satisfy judges who prefer a particular ingredient type and color, though you can collect various other scoring goals based on cookbooks you unlock. There are two characters with their own techniques - Mina and Thrash - but you\'ll be playing Mina for the most part. There are also fixed match-3 puzzle segments, hunting levels where you\'re just assigned X monsters to defeat, and speed puzzling where you have to create certain color combos. There\'s special moves to unlock, and a limited number of slots for upgrades means you\'re forced to focus on a particular strategy or playstyle instead of just getting flatly better.\nIndividually some of these segments would be weak, but BCB is changing gears often enough that it\'s hardly a concern, since you\'re rarely focusing on any one particular segment. The 2D sprites and music are well-done, though the animation is more than a little lacking at points. While you\'re not likely to notice in the frantic cooking battles, it becomes startlingly obvious outside of them. While the voicework is generally strong, there are a few voices that sound more amateurish... though, once again, the game is often switching gears often enough that it\'s hard to dwell too long on the flaws. While the story is middling, the characters really do bring it to life, and I\'d love to see more with this particular cast in a more engaging tale.\nLargely, it feels like a great start and proof of concept, and I\'d love to see the team get a sequel to flesh it out more. While it\'s obviously limited by its budget and scope, there\'s something special and fresh here - no pun intended - but once you\'re done with the story, there isn\'t too much else to explore. I\'m glad to see the ambitious notion of "fantasy Iron Chef" worked out better than I might have even expected, and it\'s a good fun romp for awhile even if it sadly doesn\'t last. Still, if the idea appeals to you, this is definitely worth a try.\nCompleted the story mode and was a kickstarter backer, as already mentioned.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'zGR1NCHz', u'hours': 9.5, u'products': 30, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'text': u'Good Game! For sure! Worth the money', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'dantel', u'text': u"I've seen more players in a single-player game session", u'hours': 13.9, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 113, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'stazboy', u'text': u'Make it free to play such a fun game needs people', u'hours': 8.1, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198160766451', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 148, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Siricuticu', u'text': u'The first time I saw this game was at my cousin\'s house, when I was very young. I remember seeing only a few scenes and considered it to be a very difficult game.\nI imagined it to be Flashback until recently, when I found it again on Steam.  =}\nI didn\xb4t play much the classic at that time, so I don\xb4t have any pattern for comparison. My opinions are shaped exclusively by this recent experience. Just finished the game ... The game is short, but I played for short periods at a time. I probably finished the game in 3 or 4 sessions.\nBoy .. This game is good ... Very good .. Overwhelming good! This is one of those games that, as soon as it finished, left me with a feeling of wanting to play it again! So Sad!!\nWhy is it so good? Even for today standards? I\'ll try to explain why I felt like that:\nNo matter the graphics of this game, controls, gameplay, not even sound effects and music. It also doesn\xb4t need modern strategies that appeal to the psychological and our brain mechanisms related to personal success, collecting, fulfillment of goals that can be visualized or are showed to us, power and influence, achievements, and so on.\nIt is able to provide a complete entertainment session by his own fantasy, game evolution, difficulty, possibility of imagination.\nAdventure/Action/Platformer. A science fiction story that evolves quickly, by different scenarios, different intensities, so that the player, once immersed, must go throughout the story that doesn\xb4t become boring. All the time unexpected and unconventional events are presented. Moreover, even with the primitive gameplay, dozens of different mechanics are explored, so the player will always be experimenting with something new and creative.\nThe only factor that can make you give up the game at that moment and come back later is the difficulty. The gameplay is based on learning to make movements absolutely accurate for that occasion. The player needs to learn how to deal with that "screen", which once mastered becomes easy. This learning actually becomes one more factor that makes the game enjoyable to progress, providing some value to those times of overcoming.\nAfter the intensity of the final scenes, this overcoming of both the characters during the escape and the player after the countless deaths, will make you enjoy the game even more.\nI would not know if it was intentional or not, but in every attempt, the player is constantly in tension to try to avoid the numerous fatalities, focused on doing everything perfectly as he has learned from the game itself, that this dosage is the right measure for the player not to be bored in the position of "observer" and to empathize to the drama of the characters and evolution of the story.\nThis game doesn\xb4t have a single speech (other than Mycaruba!). But it\'s a book with visuals and sounds. It\'s an interactive movie with rewards for your determination. It\'s an old game, but if it had been released this year. It would remain great.\nWe need more of these short intense creative adventures with such great stories.', u'hours': 3.0, u'date': u'2017-11-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198037652441', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 524, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Cosmo_Kane', u'text': u"Sure, it's short, brutal, obtuse and rough around the edges but that's kind of the appeal: It's the kind of personal, experimental, obscurely designed, artsy yet entertaining sort of games that are largely missing from today's single-player gaming scene. In a market saturated by games that try so damn hard to be fluid, understandable, predictable, extensive and player-friendly, small games like this that just do their own little thing and do it with style are something to be cherished and inspired by.", u'hours': 3.2, u'date': u'2017-10-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198067959694', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 150, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'EndCredits', u'text': u'Amazing game.\nYou can play in the classic mode with old school graphics or ion te updated mode. both are great.\nThis is not a long game! If you know what you are doing you can finish it in less than an hour. The learning you have to do to know what you are doing will take a lot longer.\nVery cool, very good game.', u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2017-10-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197977523866', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 145, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'[Pig-Min] mrkwang', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 4870, u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2011-09-17', u'text': u'\ub180\ub77c\uc6b8\ub9cc\ud07c \uc7ac\ubbf8\uc5c6\ub2e4.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'[New Year] Palpek', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 1545, u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2011-09-03', u'text': u'It plays like Puzzle Agant so if you liked Puzzle Agent you should get this game ASAP!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Bad Fox Felix', u'text': u"Its okay, hard puzzles because I'm not clever lol! I used guide to help me x3. Only the reason I bought it because of furry wolf x3", u'hours': 5.5, u'date': u'2011-06-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 578, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Quick mafs', u'text': u"It's really difficult to animate or manipulate anything, and most things turn out to look clunky and unfluid.", u'hours': 56.6, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 33, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'DropDown', u'text': u'You could make great, high quality backrounds or you can make porn. Your choice.', u'hours': 19.7, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 41, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Mr. Fantastic Pootis ;D', u'hours': 70.6, u'products': 40, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'text': u'Now let me just say that we would not ahve had such amazing animators such the winglet and James McVinne\nWith sfm your imagination is almost the only limmit aside from the actuall engine and your pc.\nsfm is truly one of the most powerfull animating software out there and yet its free...But yet sfm is also somewhat complicated with the ui but if you were to compare it to blender...man sfm would be considered biggers.\nThe amount of freedom sfm gives you is just plain astonishing considering that its free.\nHowever it seems as if valve has abandoned one of its most powerfull programs, the lack of updates drives me and fellow smf artists nuts we have to painsteakingly manually update the program just to get the current maps,items and ect from tf2 and other source games. but to make it easy for us we have the steam community workshop filled with many MANY usefull addons such as texture fixes and maps or modles ect. some even go out of their way to copy all the recently added modles to game and upload them for us who dont want to manually update.\nAll in all i condier sfm a 9 out of 10, all we need are some \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing updates forgods sake...', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'alel', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 26, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-03-12', u'text': u'-limited gameplay\n-network lagness\n-pvp wait like forever then filled with bots', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'bonerTv', u'text': u'have to wait 10 min for one match', u'hours': 25.2, u'date': u'2016-03-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198141691792', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 15, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Noburulez', u'text': u'I rely love this game but the bigest problem i heav...i whait for about 20-40 minutes to enter a pvp mach..like pls fix that...love this game  :D', u'hours': 5.6, u'date': u'2016-03-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198038407685', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 28, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Greagoir Snow', u'hours': 2.9, u'products': 108, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-06', u'text': u'Back to Bed is a game that needs your attention. And your time. You will need a lot of time. This game is really entertaining.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Cs\xf6mp\xf6s', u'text': u"If you get it, you will not regret it :-)\nAt first, it was a little bit weird for me, but after three levels I couldn't stop playing it. The atmosphere and the mood of the game is amazing, but the best part for me was it's music. I can still hear it in my head.\nPros: Everything.\nCons: Nothing.", u'hours': 4.0, u'date': u'2017-12-05', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 1, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 125, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'iipancakewomanii', u'hours': 2.1, u'products': 40, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-05', u'text': u'10/10 for an acid trip with puzzles.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'thibafb', u'hours': 20.6, u'products': 397, u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-03-05', u'text': u"Amazing game with a lovely classic JRPG style.\n+ Characters\n+ Maps\n+ AP skills\n+ Music\n+ Puzzles\n+ Story\n+ Design\nIt's a great adventure.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'LightBWK', u'text': u"Mediocre writing, so so plot\nMediocre character development\nRepetitive puzzles\nAP recovery not properly done, character should recover 15 AP at the end of each battle.\nIf these problems make you feel bad, then I don't recommend this game.\nNice graphics, nostalgic but with improvements.\nQuick combat.\nNo random encounter.\nClever level layout design, very little back tracking.\nDevs actually talk to you and fix stuff.\nThe DLC is quite epic.\nNew Game Plus is very challenging.\nAnd many more!!!", u'hours': 90.4, u'date': u'2017-03-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198066100634', u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 38, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'jalloukmat', u'hours': 19.5, u'products': 24, u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-03-04', u'text': u"I found this game searching around for some turn based RPGs...I was a bit skeptical of this product at first, and although it's certainly not perfect or one of my favorite RPG based games...this is a solid entry. At least a B+ in my opinion.\nThe battle system with the AP+ as mana for techs/spells is very unique that I welcomed! The graphics are good in traditional 8-bit/16-bit style graphs. The story is....decent I think. Although I would say that the I dont find any of the places (with the exception of the optional dungeons) very memorable in this game. Everything is solid...but it's just sort of there. The music is decent and dialogue is a bit campy. Overall, if you like turn based RPGs and things in the 8-bit/16-bit style era of the SNES, then I think you'll find this game enjoyable. I did, and despite it's problems. It's pretty good...even if things are not amazing or the incridbly memorable. It's worth the 15 bucks (or 12 if you got the opening release sale).\nFinal recommendation: Buy this game", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'roger_rabbit', u'text': u'There\'s very few times in my life I actually feel the need to write a review, I generally let things speak for themselves. However, this game is the biggest brain suck I have ever come across and I felt the dying need to alert people to the waste of time and pennies they will experience if they buy this game. I could forgive the tired animations if it weren\'t for the dreadfully boring gameplay. As someone who is a big fan of adventure gaming, I am generally quite a patient person. However, this game forces you into such a linear pathway (only one action becomes available at any given time and you have to search through the game to find something that has become clickable) that I feel the problem solving has turned from an exercise of logic to a "search for the button" quest. Most actions that become executable wind up turning into a eyeball-tearingly long monolog from some dreadfully acted character that is supposed to advance the storyline but leaves you wondering where the heck the last half hour just went. Major fail guys, don\'t bother, even if you can get this game cheap.', u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2014-07-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198075764330', u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 90, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'istu62749', u'text': u'UPDATE: I\'ve gotten this link from Meridian4 support team\nthere is a save file you can download that fixes the "brief case" bug at the last part of the game where you cannot access your alchemy kit.\nthat said, a great portion of my review below is still relevant!.\n===================================================\nI have never written a review before. Thats how strongly I feel about this. DO NOT BUY THIS GAME, YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO FINISH IT.\nIt would be a great game if\n1. You could actually finish it.\n2. the cut scenes that are important to the plot acutally worked\n3. there were meaningful clues to what you need to do next.\n4. YOU COULD ACTUALLY FINISH IT!\nYou know what you should do? Buy a game called Darkness Within: Pursuit of Loath Nolder  (and theres a part 2 as well)\nthose 2 games are exactly what you expect from a Lovecraft point and click adventure. THIS GAME IS A RIP-OFF.\nWhats that? You\'ve seen videos on youtube that look decent? Well, thats because those videos are showing you the half-way decent Playstation version of the game.\nI am a veteran of the horror point/click genre. I enjoy solving obscure puzzles and thinking about the game for hours and hours.. i had to use UHS walkthrough and eventually youtube videos just to get to the part of the game where... uh.. you CAN\'T FINISH IT.\nSo don\'t waste your money. Its a pity b/c there is a real potential here, if you could acutally finish the game, and the cutscenes were put back in it would be "ok".\nI hope this helps.', u'hours': 6.5, u'date': u'2014-07-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198016512297', u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 271, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Professor Portal', u'text': u'Do you remember the original Sony PlayStation?  If not, try this game...brings back memories of the classic point-and-click adventure.  Be prepared for still-frame animation circa 2001 in this cool retro title.', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2014-07-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 686, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Leemurr', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 239, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-16', u'text': u'10/10, would graze again.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Overdrive \u2468', u'text': u"Woah, I actually own a legal Touhou copy now.\nEven though I suck absolute\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665at these games since I only play them for half a hour before rage-quitting because they're too dang hard and I refuse to play on Easy because it's for elementary school children, I'm still happy that I have gotten the oppurtunity to give ZUN's well deserved money for beer and a donation to the armpit miko's shrine.", u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2017-12-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 43, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'ravezta', u'text': u"finally i can give ZUN some beer money\n+ Selectable secondary danmaku is nice since i main reimu and her damage is not that good\n- Probably just me, but the character's orbs and danmaku are too bright. I never have this issue from other touhou game. Even in focus mode, i can't really distinguish between hit point, enemy's danmaku, and my own orb.", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-12-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198453820590', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 1, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Truthiness Von Dee', u'text': u'10/10 Would dress up in tights again.', u'hours': 25.5, u'date': u'2016-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198007873747', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 235, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Deimos', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 236, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-11-24', u'text': u'I really enjoyed this whimsical take on a tactical rpg starring superheroes.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Count Viburr', u'text': u"Frustratingly unplayable as it is, which is a massive shame because it's an otherwise great game.\nWhat's even more frustrating is that Freedom Force is available from a competing service in a more playable state.\nBe aware that this is neither the only version of the game out there, nor the best.", u'hours': 8.6, u'date': u'2016-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198042367597', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 677, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Petranul', u'text': u"This is the first game of the genre I play, it was recommended to me by a friend, but I enjoy it. I really like the historical accuracy and the atmopshere that was implemented in the game. It is easy to understand what is going on, the tutorial does a good job for this purpose, and the game mechanics are quite straightforward. However, there are some details which are harder to get from the beginning (like how supplies work, isolated units, attacking a forrest tile etc), which I think give the game some extra depth. Give it time and it will be worth it. The AI seems to do a good job, always did the safest play (however, I haven't played yet the other personality traits).\nIn conclusion, I recommend this game, it was a new and enjoyable experience for me.", u'hours': 3.2, u'date': u'2015-09-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198168917494', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 14, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'bobotheslayer', u'text': u'Activate a zone\nMove units\nKill enemies\nGet surrounded by the AI\nLose horribly\n10/10!', u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2015-09-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561198052076618', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 22, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Paul', u'text': u"A very enjoyable strategy game. It's pretty easy to learn as the tutorial is clear and the mechanics are fairly straightforward and easy. However these simple mechanics are extremely deceiving (found myself in a pickle in the first game after the tutorial, thinking that it will be very easy).  I'm on my second campaign and I can say that the AI is nicely done and challenging.\nThe feature that I absolutely love in this game is the mechanic that makes you move units from only one area per turn(if you want to). It means that you have to think carefully about all your options and try to get the best possible outcome. The historical aspect of the game is also nice.\nOnly complaint I have so far is the laggy intro-video on PC, but I'm sure they will sort it out.\nAll in all a really good wargame, I highly recommend it!", u'hours': 7.4, u'date': u'2015-09-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198037559398', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 22, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Hobo Bols\xf3n', u'hours': 11.9, u'products': 186, u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-05-16', u'text': u'This is a great alternative for those who are looking for something different in their ARPG or anyone that wants to fill their fantasies for punching a wild animal with a giant robot. It might not be a polished game or even a refined game in that case, but if you\xb4re feeling lucky.\nYou cannot go wrong with Goliath.\nFor the full written review check out the link below.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'hefeystus', u'text': u'Fun so far, looking forwards to performance updates.', u'hours': 19.7, u'date': u'2016-05-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198080731341', u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 34, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Bogon', u'text': u'Yep 3 hours in, 50 gems at 10 tries each trying to get to the desert world, during loading it crashes every time. Just like others have said. Was fun tell it was not!', u'hours': 3.3, u'date': u'2016-05-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197970589019', u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 329, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Games4Eternity', u'text': u'If you were turned off by the few minor problems there were before all the updates.\nVirtually all of the problems/complaints have been fixed, maybe all of them honestly.\nFairly Difficult Rogue Style Platformer with RPG Elements and a bit of strategy.\nSelect between 3 characters who have different starting attributes and abilities.\nDecent story. Good music. Good sounds. (Retro-style)\nPixel Graphics. Nice backgrounds.\nRandom Level/Enemy/Boss layouts each playthrough.\nYou make runs to complete the game in one attempt.(You can acquire a check-point for each level, but it\'s pretty hard to do so and is more for practice.)\nUse Swords/Guns/Explosives to defeat your enemies.(Acquire keys to unlock coffers found throught the level to unlock stronger weapons at random)\nDefeat enemies to gain XP to level up your HP,Strength,Defense,Ammo capacity, between each stage.\nBuy armor/ammo/keys/teamerite from shops in-between stages.\nHonestly, I was a little disappointed at first;\nthen I made it ("my mission to beat this game") and\nI\'m actually enjoying it a lot now. At first it seemed impossibly difficult, but with a few fixes and a little bit of patience & learning how the game functions; the game is becoming a lot easier to manage. Personally I\'m glad I didn\'t refund it, because the more I play it, the more I enjoy and respect it.\n(Mission Update: Ending C, I\'ll take it.)', u'hours': 35.0, u'date': u'2017-02-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198145298170', u'product_id': u'573780', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 1131, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Leftunderthepressure', u'text': u'THIS GAME RULE!  i love it =D', u'hours': 2.6, u'date': u'2017-02-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198046162452', u'product_id': u'573780', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 269, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Niro', u'text': u'This is a great example of a game that I would recommend as a freeware game, but the price and lack of quality is a deal breaker.\nSo many bugs and design oversights... Buggy collision detection with bosses, enemies constantly fall into enemy pits, lack of ability to shoot up/down means you can\'t do anything when they do. The physics on grenades is bad, with them often clipping through ceilings and shooting upward into the sky. You have to utilize bombs constantly to progress through levels. The amount of bugs combined with the daily updates pretty much spells it out: This is not a finished game.\nI\'m not a big fan of this graphical style, and while the backgrounds pull it off, the sprites look quite bland, and often it can be hard to tell what kind of environmental tile is a solid foreground tile, a passable background tile, or a drop-down foreground tile. Admittedly this doesn\'t take long to figure out, but it\'s something that should be obvious from the get-go.\nFinally, the interface and controls leave a lot to be desired, my primary grievance being the cumbersome weapon switching system. On top of that there\'s no explanation for how anything works.\nThis game doesn\'t really offer much that spelunky doesn\'t, and lacks a lot of what spelunky has. The only strong point I found in this game is it seems to have a better variety of weapons. I could maybe recommend it to an anime weeb looking for that anime spelunky to fill that... oddly specific anime spelunky niche, but there\'s not really much anime to be seen, with the player sprite and most sprites being 8x8 at just enough detail to get kind of an idea of what they are, artstyle really does not matter.\nThis is the second game I\'ve bought from this developer, and while to its credit I don\'t feel like I\'m going to be refunding this one, I don\'t think I\'m going to buy their next one either. Or at least I\'ll listen when steam tells me the game has "mixed" reviews at 65%.', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-02-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561197979669620', u'product_id': u'573780', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 479, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Boneless', u'text': u"If you like simulation, that's the stuff.", u'hours': 9.5, u'date': u'2016-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197960342708', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 158, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Baron Davis', u'text': u"This game is fun if you like text and spreadsheets. Much more in-depth about real HARDCORE AMERICAN FOOTBALL then that copyrighted console nfl football series.\nBut now there's Front Office Football Eight. I recommend that.\nSteam badge now.\nPlease don't sue me NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE", u'hours': 682.3, u'date': u'2016-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 329, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'padrego1978', u'text': u"Been playing this series since the first version.  About as high quality a sim as you'll find.\nHighly recommend this and the upcoming version.", u'hours': 6.9, u'date': u'2016-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198002423236', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 190, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Benjamin_Kerman', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 11, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-20', u'text': u"Game doesn't save progress.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'6ap6apblckaAa', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 183, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-06', u'text': u"A very nice one.\nYes, there is mathematics involved here, but it's not that hard - school level one. Personally, i'd like to see more games like this, despite the popular distraction from mathmatics.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Myantro', u'text': u'Why are there so many games about killing things & so few about learning???\nLoads up Pythagoria. Plays 10 minutes.\nNevermind', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561198067002281', u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 848, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'\U0001d57e\U0001d586\U0001d599\U0001d586\U0001d593', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 581, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u"First things first: You should have a calculator handy, but I assume that most people who are interested in this probably own one anyways.\nI don't have too many good things to say bout it, but overall it's still a very cute game for people who enjoy basic geometry. As for the criticism:\nThe drawings of the individual elements aren't drawn in the right proportions to eachother, which is annoying. Some may claim that this is a good thing because one is forced to rely on logic alone, but it annoys me. You also can not skip any levels, so should you be stuck, you'll be stuck until you've found the solition or just tried all the answers. So far I'm 21 puzzles in and I still haven't had to use the pythagorean theorem, which is mildly disapointing.\nGenerally I do like it and would recommend it anyways.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Endarkened Illuminatus', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 196, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-10-26', u'text': u'Beautiful remake of an awesome game...unfortunately, unplayable beyond a very early point due to a glitch when you first pick up', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'The-Lost-Demon', u'hours': 3.3, u'products': 1567, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-10-25', u'text': u'Fantastic remaster of a cult classic.\nA must play for any game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Oddy', u'text': u"I still have this on the Amiga and wanted to try the enhanced version on PC.\nUnfortunately the game crashes for me (on Windows 8.1) all the time, regardless of what settings I use.\nI tried playing using a controller with an analogue stick and it is really picky about converting the analogue input to the cardinal directions which is very frustrating in the sections that are time critical. You might be better playing with keyboard or just the D-pad.\nThere were several spots I got stuck and when I looked up the solution it just seemed like 'moon logic' to me! This game is really short when you know how to get through it which just shows that most of these older games got 'value' for money by frustrating you with obtuse mechanics.\nSadly, as much as I have fond memories of this game back in the day, I just can't recommend it today.", u'hours': 3.2, u'date': u'2017-10-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198033623422', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 270, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Alchemix', u'text': u'Source Filmmaker is personally one of my preferences when it comes down to animation. I would recommend this to anyone at the beginning stages of animation.\nSource Filmmaker, in my opinion, is a great software for beginners, as it provides several different ways of animating for people so they can find what motion suits them best. The tools also start off simple to use, and can help teach you how a certian tool works. Each tool also provides more complex features, so your animation can result in smoother, and in a realistic style.\nThis software is widely recommended to people interested in animation, and are only beginners. The software comes with free, pre-made models from TF2, and Half-Life. Get creative, inovate, and see what you can do with Source Filmmaker.\n(Please note, I am not a professianal at animation or film-making, I am recemmending this software to anyone interested in animation and needs a place to start. From my experience, this software is the best animation program you can possibly find out there. Thanks.)', u'hours': 821.3, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198114800651', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 18, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Daddy Llama Legs', u'text': u'hard to use never succeeded', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198159174563', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 100, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'reinotuomala83', u'text': u'great softwhere and perfect animation 10/10', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198405870703', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 5, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'LemonHead', u'hours': 3.0, u'products': 57, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-03-08', u'text': u'Similar to LoL but with military squads - lots of fun.  Needs more people online...', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Mik Ogniokrwisty', u'hours': 66.2, u'products': 86, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-03-08', u'text': u"tl;dr: Any MOBA of your choice + Command and Conquer + TF2 = Battle Battalions. And it's GOOD.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'sbarton1979', u'text': u'The game Keeps on saying that my client software is not compatible. How do i fix that', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-03-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198122802787', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 50, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'KalashyKalashkin2005', u'text': u'I had a problem launching it...trying it again but it looks cool... I bet it should work this time if not...idk ill just. XD\nRecommended I guess...', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-03-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198277621279', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 8, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'zargan', u'text': u'no man no, sorry but no.', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198035328162', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 55, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'KingWeir', u'hours': 2.1, u'products': 273, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'text': u"If you\u2019re into your puzzle games, then this is would a fun one. Abit of the short side though, as I finished (normal mode anyway) it, in one sitting.\nBut personally I'm glad it didn't drag on as I doubt I would of played it much longer anyway, lacked that wow factor too prioritise over my ever increasing Steam Library.\nWas one or two challenges that had me wondering but that is more too do with the lack of tutorial explaining all the game mechanics, don't get me wrong, there is many really still a quick tutorial level might of been nice.\nPersonally not a fan of your character looks just looks like some kind of human face dog to me or something like that.\nBut for the price, especially if you get in a sale, even for none puzzle fans, quick little game to pass a couple of hours on a lazy Sunday maybe.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'LOLYOU1337', u'text': u'zis kracked me up 10/10', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2017-11-30', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 5, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 38, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Roche', u'text': u"Art/Aesthetics: This game looks aethestically gorgeous with some good OST to match the atmospheric setting. The background, the towns, and even the enemies are simply hard to put into words, in a good way. All I can absolutely say with the art is that it is breathtaking as to how the art is displayed within the game.\nStory: The concept and lore of the story are interesting, but the characters themselves aren't. To avoid spoilers, majority of the character development is reliant on flashbacks and there's very little focus on the characters themselves. I really feel that the devs should emphasize more present dialogue to further flesh out the characters.\nCombat system and gameplay elements: I really adore the combat system because it is strategic in its own nature that certain moves are more important than others, but all skills can still be used until the end. The pacing and difficulty is right on point as there's really no point of grinding for extra levels, so you never feel that you should backtrack for levels. The puzzles in this game are interesting and innovative, but they become repetitive as you progress in the game.\nPersonally, I would rate this game 7.5/10. If you really like the aesthetics of the game with good OST, an interesting story, and a strategic combat system, I recommend getting this game.", u'hours': 14.4, u'date': u'2017-03-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198078810724', u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 106, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'joelcrow91', u'text': u'Big disappointment. Early on I was enjoying the hokey old-fashioned ghosty atmosphere, but towards the end the game became all puzzles that were without any enjoyment value at all. One long part of the game actually has you looking through a library for books. Seriously, what could be more boring than looking through a library for books... on a computer game? Who in the world thought that would be a good idea? Then right at the end there was a flaw in my inventory that prevented me from going any further, so that much of my effort was ultimately wasted. Instead I watched the end of it on youtube, and really, the end is just awful. You may as well have the main character wake up and "it was all just a dream." It\'s that bad. There\'s no conclusion whatsoever. The first half of this game is decent, the rest is just painful.', u'hours': 4.7, u'date': u'2014-07-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198049866312', u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 20, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Kouen Hasuki', u'text': u"An older title and while it lacks some more modern features (also given this is a older title) and I hear a few of the FMV's are missing from the PC version the game got me wanting more!\nVideo(ish) review below:\nNote: Its more a montage than anything with come voice over as the game does not like being recorded", u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2014-07-14', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 2116, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'MDS-95', u'text': u"The game's a buggy mess, impossible to complete due to a lack of an incredibly important cutscene near endgame, and the fact that you completely lose your briefcase after the cutscene as well, depriving you of a key that you need to solve one of the next puzzles. but that's not all my friends. Oh no, the game is also filled with some of the worst puzzles I've seen in my life, such as a puzzle wherein you had to search an entire storage room of urns for the ashes of someone that was not hinted at whatsoever, and then revive the soul of said person using a spirit that was not hinted at from what I see as well. To follow that, you needed to then search through an entire library for books in a specific order, not all of which are even needed.", u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2014-07-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198035765383', u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 625, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'commandermerik', u'text': u"I kept dying, the character art is bad, and I can't undestand anything without going out of my way to install an unofficial English patch.\nI love it. A true Touhou experience. I'm so happy to have it on Steam now. I will be waiting warmly to see more of these games show up on Steam.", u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-12-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561198018189304', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 60, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Lakrits', u'text': u'Cool beans', u'hours': 3.9, u'date': u'2015-11-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197967654397', u'product_id': u'291430', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 2546, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Andybear', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 1307, u'product_id': u'291430', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2015-11-14', u'text': u'This game is really cool! Like Super Monkey Ball meets The Lost Vikings. Worth a look!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'666Abdul666', u'text': u'\u0417\u0410 \u042d\u0422\u0423 \u041f\u0410\u0420\u0410\u0428\u0423 250 \u0420\u0423\u0411\u041b\u0415\u0419 \u041c\u041e\u0416\u041d\u041e \u0421\u041a\u0410\u0427\u0410\u0422\u042c \u0411\u0415\u0421\u041f\u041b\u0410\u0422\u041d\u041e \u041d\u0410 \u0410\u041d\u0414\u0420\u041e\u0418\u0414', u'hours': 25.9, u'date': u'2015-10-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198247675546', u'product_id': u'291430', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 54, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'mobthegamer', u'hours': 5.6, u'products': 56, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'text': u"One of the best games I've ever played, I bought it even though I already finished it on PS3 and PS4, it's so worth it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Astute', u'text': u'A good game, and a good first attempt for a series. I realize that positive reviews aren\'t very helpful most of the time, so if you\'d like to skip to the useful information, jump down to the bolded part.\nBasically, the game is a love letter to Batman in video game form. There isn\'t much to say that can\'t be read on the store page. There is a lot of cleverness here, and a lot of love put into the small details and designs. The game has an exhaustive amount of Batman-themed content in it. It has quite a few great highs, with a few minor lows. I couldn\'t find any technical faults with the game, it\'s a solid piece.\nThe game has a variety of gadgets that get unlocked as you progress, similar to Metroid. You end up retreading the same areas several times, but each time with a new gadget. Despite how that sounds, this works out fairly well, as the returning area has been mixed up just enough to make it a different experience. The game is divided into three alternating play styles, which revolve like a door as you play. Detective work, Stealth, and Fighting.\nThe detective work is optional, for the most part. Occasionally, Batman will whip out some fancy visual scanner to help him track down a target, which is just a glorified path to the next objective. There are also optional puzzles to solve for bonus points and unlockable challenges. This isn\'t extremely deep, but it never really gets in the way of the experience. The bonus challenges you unlock with the puzzles are just extra stealth and combat scenarios, which range in difficulty from somewhat difficult to punishingly hard.\nThe stealth is probably the strongest element. Stealth segments involve eliminating batches of guards using a variety of tools. Stun a guard here, leap from the shadows onto a guard there, pull 3 guards off of a railing for instant triple K.O., etc. You get a decent amount of time to observe and plan out how you are going to take down your marks. Certain stealth areas have clever routes and patterns to utilize. It feels very much like Batman to take a thoughtful and stealthy approach.\nThe fighting is probably the weakest point, and perhaps even a point of failure. Fighting requires building combos and chaining together hits and other abilities. As you reach a higher combo, you unlock finishers and specials, which are extremely useful at dispatching more dangerous foes. The problem is that the window for failure is pretty high, and the combat system itself doesn\'t tutorialize you well enough for how those special abiltities and combos work. You\'ll likely spend most of the game button mashing, while the game itself heavily punishes that behavior. The combat can be very twitch-based, and something as simple as hitting the wrong button at the wrong time can void your combo and leave you very vulnerable. Add to that, encounters can be unnecessarily large, with upwards of 16 guys in a single fight.\nDepending on the difficulty, this can be mildly annoying to downright stupid hard to manage. I completed hard mode, and some of the fights exceeded "Dark Souls" levels of hard at certain points. Certain boss fights were painful to complete, as they drag on for several phases with no breaks to get your bearings.\nIt\'s at points like these I wish this game had taken a more "Deus Ex" approach to its game design. The fights are mostly unavoidable, which seems unlike Batman\'s style. Several of the scripted fights are literally Batman walking into a trap, acknowledging that he knew it was a trap beforehand, and then fighting a dozen guys. I feel like giving us more opportunities to subvert combat encounters would have suited the game a bit better. Let combat be a punishment for failing to plan ahead or be observant.\nAs I was playing, I thought about the target audience for this game, and I came to the conclusion that you might fall into one of 3 categories.\nYes, then it\'s definitely worth the purchase, it\'s a Batman fan\'s wet dream. The game is packed to bursting with Batman fan service. Biographies on many of Batman\'s characters, audio logs from most of the villians, epic boss fights, etc. An all around solid experience. The challenge offered by the higher difficulties might also be appealing.\nMaybe, though the game can be rather difficult, both in combat and stealth. If you are dedicated, I\'m sure you could learn and improve, but it\'ll likely be hard-going if you play on anything above easy. Expect to get your butt kicked a bit. Same rules as category A as far as Batman-lore.\nProbably not. The main selling point is Batman. This game oozes Batman lore, and if you don\'t care for Batman, this game will probably just end up being a boring slog. I\'m not the biggest Batman fan myself, and some of the areas and extra touches didn\'t really hook me. If you aren\'t into fast combat or stealth as well, I\'d avoid this. If you are looking for something extremely challenging, there are far more focused games out there that cater to those particular niches(stealth and combo-fighting) better than this.', u'hours': 38.4, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 1, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 168, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'WALRUS_FACE', u'text': u'legendary', u'hours': 26.9, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198390462829', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 42, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'r1j1k', u'hours': 3.6, u'products': 2687, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2015-03-11', u'text': u'Linuxed Puzle Quest. Great time eater!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'\U0001f984 lainverse', u'text': u"Gunspell is social network/mobile kind of Puzzle-RPG. I mean there are a lot of redundant interface elements and features which originates from there and they do nothing besides standing in the way and annoying you. At least they are rebalanced to avoid annoying you as much as in the original version of the game where you had to pay real money to get rid of this nonsense. Well, at least part of them since all equipment is way too fragile. Later on you may found yourself in a situation when you need to repair something after each 5-10 enemies (equipment usually have 20-40 durability points, you have 5-6 pieces of equipment, -1 point after each battle to all equipment, have fun). The game will give you loyalty present every day as many free to play games does even though it is not free to play anymore. Additionally there are a lot of various interface issues which makes it rather frustrating to play. It's not like the interface doesn't work. It does. It just doesn't help to play or actually it standing in the way. Also, I don't understand why this game has to show a loading bar in between everything. Is it so hard to just load these 366 Mb into memory and just keep them there all the time? I can't imagine any modern PC which is not capable of handling this.\nBattles isn't fun. Mostly due to one hit killing most of the enemies in the game. Later on you will encounter better enemies with enough HP to survive 2-5 turns and equipped with some items which deals extra damage/effects and may even kill your character if you will deliberately avoid healing yourself. Maybe. Since chain-reactions happen way too often. Most likely you will heal yourself and kill your enemy with one of them. At the same time. Your active equipment can deal some extra damage, but I came to the conclusion that it's mostly useless since base damage is the only important. Damage from 3 skulls usually a few times higher than any of your weapons is capable of dealing. Well, if you want to have some fun and make battles a bit enjoyable then try to deliberately avoid dealing damage with skull combos and use only guns for this purpose.\nArt style reminds me pop sci-fi book covers. Flashy but if you look for more than a second you will notice how mediocre it is. Also, enemies and locations doesn't look like they belong to the worlds where you encounter them. It's especially easy to spot in icy worlds.\nBackground music doesn't worth to be mentioned. It does exist and that's all you need to know about it.", u'hours': 3.7, u'date': u'2015-02-08', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 6935, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'novocain', u'text': u"Decent match-3 RPG, but it's a mobile port of a freemium game, which they have not managed to balance out properly when porting it to a b2p desktop game.\nThere are clear paywalls they haven't balanced out, the premium currency should probably have been removed completely..\nThe core game is not bad at all, but I cannot recommend a game that is clearly suffering from being a freemium-port.", u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2015-01-31', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 1340, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'wany1981', u'hours': 56.4, u'products': 5619, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-10-29', u'text': u"A 2002 super hero game.  It was near the time that I really hate EA for all the things they did to the game industry and decided to boycott the game and didn't buy it.\nFrom what I heard from other friends this is still a quite decently made game that drags long long time.\nDespite the bad impression I got so many years ago I finnaly decided to give it a try since it's a squad based RTS with all the different unit powers.\nYes.. it does drag on a long long time and I am finnaly near the end of it. The game itself was the way before all the super hero movies and strange heros that not native to DC or Marvel universe didn't get much recognition.\nObjectively this game have fun old school comic graphics with old sound effect in text box trick to attract hardcore hero comic fans. All the different super powers from strength, regen, ranged blast, psi control are all in the game with nicely planned balance. Music is also very comic like and pretty fitting for the game.\nThe game difficulty is quite hard and you can fail some objects easily and have to save and load offen. For most level I had to try 2-3 times to learn all the surprises before I can do it perfectly.\nThere are also many many levels of this game and the story develops quite linear and semi interesting. It does feel like plots that you seen or read before from other comics if you are a hardcore fan of comic. For new fans of heroic games its just not all that suprising either.\nOverall  it's just quite so..so.. game that will provide some entertainment though the not too aged graphics and cheessy fun.\n6.0/10 for a bare minimum recommendation. IF you have something else to play.. don't try this as it will take long and just so so...", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'elmime', u'hours': 14.3, u'products': 629, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-10-24', u'text': u'Still a good game nowdays.   Very funny and enjoyable.    i love the old comic look.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Heaven Eyes', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 579, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-10-18', u'text': u'', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Frazzz', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 1681, u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-09-22', u'text': u'An excellent homage to the Battle of the Bulge and is fast, frantic for a turn based strategy title. So dive in to this awesome title that is priced superbly. Fight on either side with vastly different objectives. Be careful of your moves as any wrong one can come back to bite you later in the day or the following day. The game is easy to pick up and play but very difficult to master.\nCheck out more here -', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Yarx', u'hours': 19.4, u'products': 360, u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-05-15', u'text': u"Goliath is an interesting game about being stranded away from home after a plane crash. In order to compete in the environments that are increasingly foreign and dangerous, in your search for a way home, you build automatons called Goliaths. Mechanoid constructs you ride around in and perform combat in. It features open concept mini-worlds where you can gather resources, help indigenous races, and generally do their bidding. All in the search of information that most claim to have, but are unwilling to just give away, expecially to someone with the skills to do them a favor, or two.\nThe game itself has some rough spots with polish. Not everything seems to be 100% hammered out, but the communication by the devs on the forums and responding & fixing bugs is superb and they are hammering though bugs rapidly. None of the issues I encountered were blockers, most were errors in dialog, statements out of order, certain experients to unlock new parts not being 100% clear, and generally just a feeling of not having the time/budget to do 100% of the bug testing. So I'm assuming they decided to do the last 10% with the cuminity. But none of these are anything I'd hold against the game, let alone use as justification to not get the game. It has a certain charm to it, and I find myself enjoying going through the content, trying to unlock new Goliath parts, laughing at some of the dialog, and generally just having fun.\nIf you do get the game and encounter any issues, I'd encourage you to let the dev's known on the forums so they can iron them out. I'd hate for anyone to miss out on what is an enjoying game because of poor feedback due to bugs that can be fixed.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'batmobilly', u'text': u'This game is alot of fun, while it is very difficult it\'s also addicting. I wasn\'t going to write a review because I\'m not good at coming up catchy and informative reviews, however after seeing that XenonValkyrie currently has a "Mixed" review average, I felt compelled to do what I can to recktify that. It really is a good game and is getting better with each update which are released often. My only request for the game is MORE STEAM ACHIEVEMENTS!!..', u'hours': 41.9, u'date': u'2017-02-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197983353237', u'product_id': u'573780', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 1382, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'dheisman', u'text': u'GOAT football sim', u'hours': 814.5, u'date': u'2016-11-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198003127761', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 141, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'pkp159', u'text': u'Love it.\nFoF8 just about to release, and a must buy for me.', u'hours': 515.8, u'date': u'2016-11-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197981389745', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 21, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'[JFCMSB] Pearl Jam', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 927, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-09-17', u'text': u"This is a terrible game. It does nothing right. I mean literally nothing right.\nAnd holy\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 it is so genuine that the jarring nature serves to create something I've never quite experienced before.\nGive it a shot, and see what I mean.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'ISIS-Chan', u'hours': 3.7, u'products': 89, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-08-21', u'text': u'This game is actually allot of fun I am pleasantly surprised how fun this is. Definitely recommend to anyone who enjoys puzzles and/or math.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'rob linguine', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 330, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-08-10', u'text': u'\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing epic', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'[AUT] Dhalwim', u'text': u"Well, how do I just say that? It's just, schmeh!\nGreeting's Dhalwim.", u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-07-31', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 186, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Zest Riddler', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 1198, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-10-25', u'text': u"Another World 20 Anniversary edition aka Another Crash to Desktop aka 'anowor.exe has stopped working ' edition...\n... what a pile of trash, I really loved the original and was looking for some nostalgia love here, but I was jinxed and hoaxed instead.\nThis version is completely unplayable due to contant crashes - tested on 2 different laptops and a desktop and it just crashes to desktop on very possible configuration. Also ready discussion section to hear more complains and be warned before you spend money on it.\nWhat a bummer really...", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Shark_tails', u'text': u'i really like it!', u'hours': 17.9, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198151260604', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 9, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Dayjasho', u'hours': 55.0, u'products': 66, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'text': u'Good Lordy, is it fun to make a poster,and easy to learn everything.\nI give SFM a 9/10, just gotta be updated more.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'leMMe.t4ke.a.selfie', u'text': u'Good but is it possible to be made for other OS.', u'hours': 15.6, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198261761241', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 4, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Goregasm', u'text': u"No long review. It's just boring.", u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2016-02-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198033878096', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 35, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Mr Hussky', u'hours': 2.4, u'products': 35, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-02-17', u'text': u'the ballancing in this game is terreble because you have some units that are just unkillable and they can kill you really easily for example the dune runner can shred your infantry and you cant do\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665to them just wow so they need to fix the game mechanics and balancing ASAP to get a decent game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'\u2606DerPy', u'text': u'WORST GAME EVER', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2016-02-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198185496477', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 9, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'STROKE MODE ON', u'hours': 2.8, u'products': 55, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'text': u'the game is very good to play, a little boring due to have to think harder. overall i like it', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Scratch |\xe9ire|', u'hours': 3.8, u'products': 412, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'text': u'Meh, very meh.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Firo', u'text': u'game kontol bangsad', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 20, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Nokoppa', u'text': u"It's uhh.. a good game. just not my type. i don't like puzzel games in general. i just got this free from HumbleBunde..\nIf you like Puzzel, Solving games.. i reccomend this to you ;3", u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 9, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 103, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'dr.freemanstein', u'text': u'Totally Borked!\nThis version seems to be missing cutscenes and some puzzles from back when it was on PS1\nAnd I have encountered a game-breaking bug that will not let me continue!\nNot impressed!!!', u'hours': 6.5, u'date': u'2014-07-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198025674603', u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 26, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'SteelWombat', u'text': u'This game is bad. graphics horrid it is old style point and move next screen. also has a few bugs.\nBut i enjoyed my time. It is a Myst type of game still pic that you look around in, plenty of puzzels. storie line was not to bad.\nThought the end was crap. but that to could have been a cut sceen missing. for the couple $$ if you like the myst or sybiria type games . 6/10 Price is good for a few hours entertainment.', u'hours': 7.9, u'date': u'2014-07-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198042515443', u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 219, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'TygerByte', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 594, u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2014-07-12', u'text': u"I've only played a few minutes, it's just that after downloading and before playing I looked up the hardware requirements  and low and behold I need a 200 GHz processor! My I-7 Sandy Bridge at 3.8 GHz has been sufficient to date with demanding games but this is remarkable. I'm thinking along the lines of setting up massively parallel RISC chips as yet not designed, running an OS not yet writen, creating a virtual X86 Win7 machine running at 200+ GHz; an unfortunate side-effect of the configuration is that any and all video output will be converted to a nonstandard 425 \xd7 600 16 colors, 12 FPS max. Well, if and when I get this rig running I might be back with a game review.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Beatnik-Filmstar', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 1314, u'product_id': u'40500', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2014-01-24', u'text': u'Low budget RTS.  Sacra-boring!  Get it, jerk?  Did you get that joke?  All time peak players online through Steam?  5.  Makes for some intense online play.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'deadering', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 1220, u'product_id': u'40500', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2013-11-25', u'text': u"Pretty bland game with a cool concept. I liked the idea of playing capture the flag in a RTS enviroment but the limited unit selection, below standard mechanics, and over all dated feel kept this game from hitting it's mark by a long shot.\nI'd say try it if you don't have any other games at all and you like RTS but I even think F2P options are higher quality.\nIt's not that horrible, but I would not even play it if it was free it's so sub-par.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'PR0XIDIAN', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 1626, u'product_id': u'40500', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2012-08-04', u'text': u"Very weird RTS in which the goal is to capture a pig. (Capture the flag with pigs). Yes I'm serious. This game would be good for lan parties, and multiplayer as long as you are on skype. Unfortunately none of my friends own it so I won't be playing it multiplayer for a while. Fun little RTS.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'\u2605Nebula.4', u'hours': 11.2, u'products': 412, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'text': u'Dam this was as good as the 1st one, this one dies introduce new elements like blocking and stuff. The story feels really well put together and it goes well with the previous one, if feels connected it. You should really get it if you liked the 1st one.\nOnly regret is that I wasnt able to pre-oreder it, which gave like 3/4 costumes from the old game.\n10/10 Really reccomend anyone trying it', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Vt1', u'hours': 15.2, u'products': 819, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u"Like the first Costume Quest game it's a turnbased RPG, and you play the same two siblings, but their friends are new, you still collect candy and costumes and buy cards to unlock fight cheats. It's a new story and new places to visit. I had as much fun playing this one as I did the first. It's a cute and fun game and the only thing I'd change is make them longer. I really want a CQ3..", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Puddlez', u'text': u'One of my favourite games of all time.\nFun combat with entertaining combat animations, an interesting and easy to follow story with good storytelling and lovable characters.\nRecommended if you like turned based rpgs, story driven games, games with humour and cute things.', u'hours': 8.0, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198019000212', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 280, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Xx_Sephir0th69_xX', u'text': u"I cannot recommend this game in it's current state for one very very simple reason\nThere's a delay between pressing the button and jumping\nThat's all, that's my only problem. It's still fun, but the jumping thing ruins it.", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-04-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'product_id': u'409560', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 578, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Sprite Guard', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 207, u'product_id': u'409560', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-03-31', u'text': u'Unique movement physics make this a really interesting variation on the meatboylike subgenre. It has some tricky jumps pretty early on, which is nice.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Siberian Jesus', u'hours': 2.9, u'products': 56, u'product_id': u'409560', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-03-31', u'text': u"WELL DONE to the dev's for quality control. Why can't all games share the same aesthetic? This level of quality should be the standard upon of which games are judged... the menu and the controls have an all round weighty quality to them.\nThis game is the perfect time killer, worth every $", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'gabrielfrmarques', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 49, u'product_id': u'574640', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'text': u"It's a very simple game, It was so cheap that was almost free.\nI liked this game, it's good to spend some time.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Nokoppa', u'text': u'Not really sure about this game... it seems fun and basic but some aspects i hate about it..\nNo story.\nif you die you start over.\nno map editor.\nfeels buggy and dosen\'t support 1080p\ndosen\'t have any weapon diffrences.\nIt\'s a fine.. "time waster" but if you enjoy games like this Alien Shooter would be a good option.\n*Thank you so much my fwendd for sending me this gamee*', u'hours': 4.7, u'date': u'2017-12-10', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'574640', u'page_order': 1, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 103, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'CanisLupus4285', u'text': u'This is a really interesting and cool platformer. Gets really tough once you get onto the bonus levels, in particular.', u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2015-10-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198049183091', u'product_id': u'291430', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 394, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'qFox', u'hours': 2.5, u'products': 2487, u'product_id': u'291430', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2015-08-09', u'text': u'Game looks solid and pretty. Was hoping for a bit more variety than three different balls though.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Gravity', u'hours': 19.2, u'products': 70, u'product_id': u'291430', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2015-07-10', u'text': u"Marble platformer games are almost a dying breed in this era of gaming, but when one comes around it usually becomes quite the unique and enjoyable experience. Lost Marbles, proves to be an example of that.\nWhat I found most enticing about this game was the amount of collaborative effort between the three individual marbles, and how they work together to help reach the exit. Nearly all of the levels feature unique elements, and the developers did a great job making sure none of the marbles had a clear path to the exit without needing to contribute anything to to the map. They also did a great job making the 3 marbles unique from each other; you can definitely feel and notice the weight and speed difference between them.\nWhile I found tons of enjoyment out of the game as a whole, there are still a couple things I personally had a little less fun with, one being the par times, which while I definitely know were fixed recently, still prove to be frustrating to beat later on. The only way I can describe the way the par times feel (at least only in the later half of the game) is that I have to speed run recklessly through the level with no room for hesitation. Thankfully the par times aren't required to beat in order to progress so I see it more of an optional thing to challenge myself with later on. The only other thing that bothered me were the graphics of the Menu GUI. As a graphic designer I find the use of the white and black drop shadows on the windows to be a bit awkward, and the 1 pixel stroke around the lettering is definitely not very appealing to the eye, but again that is just a very minor qualm that doesn't really affect the overall game too much.\nRegardless of the menu graphics though, I found the game environment to be quite enticing. In spite of the unusual thick outlining around all of the objects, I felt that worked to the games favor because you can very clearly see what you can interact with without it detracting from anything. I also liked the attention to detail with the sound effects, especially that each marble has a different rolling sound.\nOverall I found this game to be very enjoyable; I'm happy to have assisted with the developer in pushing a new update to enhance the gameplay, and the fixes he did very much show a noticeable improvement from the last big update.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Masontonian', u'text': u'Right when it finished installing, I went to go play it. The menu opened but, nothing was showing. Does anybody know how to fix it?', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198116354274', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 14, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Gilbert Godfried', u'hours': 14.8, u'products': 20, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'text': u'Very creative gameplay with interesting an storyline', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Feainnewedd', u'hours': 19.4, u'products': 42, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'text': u"Got this game because I was interested, but it's not really my cup of tea. Nevertheless, it is a great game, and if you're a Batman fan, you must pick this up. Here are some of the things I enjoyed:\n-Great graphics. Honestly, it doesn't look like it was released in 2009.\n-Excellent voice acting\n-There are a lot of things to do besides completing the main storyline. Batman fans will enjoy the collectibles, especially the patient interviews.\n-Awesome combat system. I really enjoyed sublimating my rage by beating up in-game thugs.\nFinal boss fight was anticlimactic, though. I had a harder time with the preceding battle. Heck, I found the Scarecrow sequences more challenging.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'fr0st', u'hours': 18.3, u'products': 44, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'text': u'First superheroes game that change my gaming life forever :D', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Yaridovich', u'hours': 6.6, u'products': 4739, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2015-01-23', u'text': u"5/10\nI really, REALLY wanted to recommend this game, because I really love games that combine puzzle and RPG elements. Unfortunately, I can't recommend this one.\nIt was a hard time deciding for me between recommending it or not, because the game *is* fun - but in the end, the issues outweight the game's fun factor. At least not with the game's current price - perhaps if it was cheaper.\nThe issues that need to be addressed:\n- The game feels like a terrible port from its Android/Facebook versions.\n- Mouse control doesn't work properly. Sometimes you're trying to click on something and it won't work, sometimes you're trying to drag the screen and it won't work. It seems like the game has a hard time working amont simple clicks and clicking & dragging. It's specially annoying when you're trying to medidate.\n- While the Steam version of the game has no microtransactions and seems to have removed the Gold cost or wait times for some of the things in the game, it still makes the player run into a LOT of moments where Gold is needed - and acquiring Gold is hard. You can often choose to pay for something with resources or Gold, but the cost in resources is usually too high. Some items in the game can only be purchased with Gold and extra storage spaces can only be purchased with Gold too.\n- The above issue is even worse considering the fact the game is full of limitations. You need to buy extra inventory slots, extra magic slots, buying new levels for your magic types, repairing your items... And even though you don't need to wait for most things, I've gotten to the point where I started having to wait for items to be repaired (or pay Gold to skip the wait).\n- Way too many resources you need to administer besides cash and Gold. More than often, you either have a lot of resources but not enough cash, or a lot of cash but not enough resources.\n- The game's difficulty seems to float around a lot. At the beginning, it barely presented any challenge for me at all. Then it got to a point where it got too hard... Then it became too easy again. It was hard for me to have moments where the game was challenging enough without feeling it was just being cheap against the player. During most of the battles, I just found myself completely ignoring my enemies moves and just getting all the skulls or gems for my weapon I could get just so I could finish the battle as quickly as possible.\nAlso, as of right now, the in-game achievements for repairing items are broken - you can fix an item but it won't count for those achievements.\nDespite the flaws, it's a fun game - but one I can't recommend at its current price.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'qtquazar', u'text': u'Mediocre Match-3 game in the vein of Puzzle Quest: Galactrix. A bit less flukey/RNG than that one, but also less interesting (gems always fall from the top, no variation, for instance).\nFun for a few hours on your mobile, maybe, but the story is immediately forgettable and the upgrades/magic/equipment even more so.\nGame appears to be a mobile phone port, and translated ot English. Errors abound throughout.', u'hours': 2.7, u'date': u'2015-01-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198045741806', u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 1346, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'azraelswing78', u'text': u"To put it bluntly, Gunspell isn't really a that great game. It's a half\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665mobile port of Puzzle Quest clone... however, I do find it to be a bit of a guilty pleasure. The combat is ridiculously easy (though some say that the enemies do become more difficult later on), but the puzzles in their simplicity are still quite addictive.\nThe plot is barely there, but the world, main character and the enemies are amusingly cheesy in modern fantasy style. It gives me bit of Dresden Files vibes, and that's a big positive mark for me. There are far too few modern/urban fantasy style games, regardless of the genre.\nThere is some obvious legacy of the games mobile roots. Namely a limited amount of moves until you need to recharge in some way (wait real time, pay ingame gold, use meditation), and the afore mentioned gold. For me, the move limit means I tend to play in small burst, as recharging is still annoying even though the doesn't have original versions micro transactions. The gold is still too rare, as it's dependent on random drops from encounters (instead of \u20ac's), and meditation frankly sucks on PC, as the methed was clearly designed for touchscreens.\nAll in all, Gunspell isn't a great, but it isn't as horrible as some reviewers make it to be. It's an amusing little puzzle game that's fun to play for a bit, but due to its nature works best as such. It's current price is somewhat high for it, however if you can find it for cheap in sale or part of abundle, I would recommend it for fans of casual and/or puzzle games.\n6.5/10", u'hours': 2.6, u'date': u'2015-01-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198016496876', u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 1720, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'FlatLander', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 241, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-10-13', u'text': u'Love this game. Steam version is BROKEN. DO NOT BUY. Movement and pathfinding simply do not work.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'=WL= kctalkstrash58', u'text': u'Good. but i found a bug, when i save a session and log back on to work on it it says. Document canot be opened because it does not exist. Why does this happen', u'hours': 784.4, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198267213626', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 16, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'antonyquirini', u'text': u"A good old point-and-click adventure mystery type game with Lovecraftian themes. I don't know how long it is but it's been fun so far. The only problem I have is with the dialogue... there are no subtitles and because of the accents some of the people are seriously hard to understand if you're hard of hearing or bad at slurred American accents  so it is advised that if you are about to talk to anybody SAVE your game. You might be able to figure some things out by logic or just clicking around but sometimes they do give you hints that save you time. It's a good practirse to save all the time anyway if not have multiple save files. PS - I loved the part with the guy that gets angry at you for ringing the doorbell. Naturally, I kept doing it to see how far the game dialogue would go and the guy bashed me to death haha. The graphics are pretty ordinary but it's probably to be expected for such an old game, and it's from a relatively unknown developer. Not that I'm the font of knowledge for devs but Anuman? Seems to be from France. Never heard of them until I downloaded this game.", u'hours': 3.3, u'date': u'2014-07-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198053517714', u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 76, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Large Pad', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 489, u'product_id': u'40500', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2012-07-18', u'text': u"It's a low-rent RTS/capture the flag/zoning game.\nAfter doing the tutorials and starting a real game, the quickest thing that stood out, is there's no standard resource gathering. You start with set gold, and you gain more by turning builder units into towers, that just instantly give a set amount of gold. But towers must be so far away from each other and maps are small, so there's a fight for territory constantly. You could also turn those builders into spell towers, which are global use, but with a long-cooldown, and every one is pretty damn strong.\nSo the building itself is quite novel, but then army mechanics are pretty light. There's no tech tree, and no fog of war. Just watch what the other guy's doing, and make counters. All small army/lone unit stuff.\nIf a unit dies, you get back all the gold from it, and can build a new one at your base within 3 seconds.\nI'd have to play more to get a broader sense of tactics, but it's just really different from most RTS games out there.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'\u03a4he Rolling Cheese Wheel', u'hours': 107.2, u'products': 5172, u'product_id': u'40500', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2012-04-08', u'text': u'Sacraboar is an rts game that took all the progress of rts games from the last decade and threw them out the window. You can\u2019t build towers close together, the level of unit micro-ing requirement is freaking insane, there is no patrol function, the economy system is poorly implemented, building variety is poor, very limited unit composition, max players per map is 2, map design is incredibly uncreative, and sound effects are poorly orchestrated. I could go on but I am limited on characters. To be fair this game is millions of times better than APOX, but alas this game can\u2019t compare to any of the AAA RTS games. Sacraboar is quite a\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665experience. Need your RTS fix? Go play supreme commander AGAIN!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'FSM_is_REAL', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 99, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'Fun for all ages.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Thanh Totti', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 84, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'I nominated Costume Quest 2 for "The even better than I expected" Steam Award :)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Luhaan', u'hours': 8.5, u'products': 135, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'Collecting the costumes and just relaxing and playing this game is really fun. I would definitely recommend!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'popsicle', u'hours': 8.4, u'products': 131, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u"This is a must play around Halloween. It captures the nostalgia of trick or treating as a kid, making \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 costumes out of cardboard and bed sheets and using your imagination to make them come alive, and it's an all-around fun, beautiful game! We really need Costume Quest 3, 4, 5 and forever!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'BabarTheGreat', u'hours': 3.7, u'products': 203, u'product_id': u'409560', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-03-26', u'text': u'Run Rabbit Run is a very fun game. The objective is to grab as many carrots as you can and reach the end of the level. The more carrots you collect, the more points you get, and you may even iunlock a bonus at the end of the level. A pretty simple game, I must say, but fun for someone looking to pass sometime. Is worth checking out.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Comrade Max', u'text': u'This game ruined my day. But it was enjoyable and fun to play for $1.40', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2016-03-21', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561198249533764', u'product_id': u'409560', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 55, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'nemezidor', u'hours': 3.1, u'products': 8, u'product_id': u'409560', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-03-15', u'text': u"It's ever better than Super Meat Boy! It tottaly worth it's money and you can get cash back from steam trading cards buy selling them. Brobabbly best platfomet in last 5 years, 5 STARS !\nGrafic, music, coregame - all is perfect !", u'early_access': True, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'[E.K.] puzzle', u'text': u"So bad.  Got the achievement for killing the first and second bosses.  Only saw one boss & it never died despite putting several hundred rounds in it.  Picked up lots of items, no idea how to use them or what they might do.  I've seen better physics in a tic tac toe game.", u'hours': 5.3, u'date': u'2017-12-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198024735043', u'product_id': u'574640', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 1326, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'HK csgoatse.com csgoloto.com', u'hours': 7.4, u'products': 537, u'product_id': u'574640', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'Great game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Nice guy Billy', u'text': u'Most Game Game of the Game Game 90% off', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198074040997', u'product_id': u'574640', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 103, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'emily', u'hours': 10.4, u'products': 121, u'product_id': u'574640', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-10-20', u'text': u'nice', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'thatkindanerdy', u'hours': 7.5, u'products': 608, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-16', u'text': u"Not had a chance to put as many hours as I'd like on the PC version, but I have been playing the Switch version a lot more and I have to say this game is freakin' awesome. Just the whole concept from story to gameplay feels so fresh to me and actually got me hooked and interested from the beginning. The art style is also great and I'm glad they kept it nice with a 2D anime-like feel.\nThe only thing that I thought would make this game for me would have been playing as your own character as opposed to Mina, though I get why it is Mina for story, I could have traded the VO for a character creator, but that is just my own preference. It's worth noting the challenges you can do post-game also, really fun to jump into.\nIf I had to give a personal score my honest opinion would be a solid 9.9/10.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Gwavasig', u'hours': 19.2, u'products': 232, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-16', u'text': u'Perfect combination of 2D brawler and match-3, tied together with a heart warming story.\nYou follow the story of Mina and Thrash as they follow their dreams to join the Battle Chef Brigade. To become one they need to partake in the yearly tournament of chef battles. To do this they need to hunt and kill wild beasts for their meat and gather fruit and vegetables scattered across the arena to create extraordinary dishes for up to 3 judges. They require that you to make a dish using the theme ingredient and catering to their desired tastes of Water, Fire and Earth or a combination of the 3.\nYou will meet a wide variety of interesting character, backed up by great voice acting. There was one character that I found the voice acting was a bit weak and can use some improvement but for the most part it inspired me with confidence.\nI have heard some say the artwork for the backgrounds looks unfinished but I believe the design choice was made deliberately to add to the mystery of Victusia.\nI played the game on hard and found it to be fair for the most part. Half way through the game I felt that the match-3 got easier after I figured out my most effective cooking method. There was 2 or 3 times where the brawling sections difficulty spiked quite a bit and almost made me quit in frustration (glad I did not).\nThe pacing of the game adding new tiles for the match-3 is done at a good pace and the implementation through the story is the best I have ever seen. One can clearly see a lot of time has been taken to perfect every tile to fit in with theme and functionality.\nI do hope the devs keep adding to the game, a multiplayer mode, custom games and additional playable characters would just add to such a fantastic experience.\nIf you like killing some big beasts and matching tiles this is one little game you need to play!\nVive la Brigade!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Uroboros', u'hours': 13.3, u'products': 2089, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-14', u'text': u"TLDR : This game is a cheerful little gem that sits comfortably between other genres. While it doesn't dive particularly deep into each of its aspects, the overall experience is enjoyable and plays better in shorter sessions. A little bit of platforming, a little bit of gem-matching quasi-puzzler, a little bit of VN-style interaction. It might be a little too casual for some, but this is more a moreish light snack than a heavy steak dinner. Not to all tastes, but a nice pick-me-up kind of game.\nFull Detail :\nAs the story goes, during a great famine that threatened the many fantasy races of the game, talented individuals with their collective frontier spirits decided to hunt and cook the hostile creatures of their realm, both protecting their people and sustaining them during the tragedy. Many years later, a great philanthropic academy had been erected and spread its influence through the lands, offering not only martial support, aid in justice matters and research into strange arcane subjects, but also in world cuisine and therefore cultural exchange even where the politics are raw and severe.\nYour character aspires to join that academy, but is a hopeless (if talented) layabout stuck helping in her parents cafe. The lighthearted and humorous approach works wonders here, and the game opens up with its more visual-novel aspect. Walking around, talking to NPCs, getting a few chuckles out of the interactions. It becomes a regular staple between action sections, and lets you cool off and save your progress.\nThe action itself is simple but surprisingly refreshing. Matters are frequently settled using cook-offs in the style of the Iron Chef TV series, using themed ingredients from the world around you. Your cookery is measured in a miniature match-puzzle game, where each ingredient added to your dish actually adds colored gems into the playing field, which you then stir by rotating them in a mobile 2x2 selection area. Matching them causes the gems to condense into a single gem of a higher level, and each gems color represents a different style of flavor represented by one of the elements. For example, fire elements are typically meaty, spicy and powerful flavors, earth elements are moreish, grounding, dense or uh... earthy, whereas water elements are refreshing, salty, lighter. The game also introduces some extra tiles for a hazard effect, but all of which can be converted into bonuses if you don't rush your stirring of them.\nThe collection of ingredients itself is a platforming segment that you can freely dip into during the cookery duels, where the monsters typically don't want to go down easy. That might not be such a problem for harmless little cyclopian chickens or even large carnivorous snapping plants, but if your themed ingredient is dragon... heh. Yeah.\nAll in all, the games elements come together nicely. While each part isn't particularly in-depth or as satisfying as other games which only do a single thing, Battle Chef Brigade has a cheerful heart and soul to it that would be perfect for those who don't like to spend consecutive hours in their gaming sessions. Heavy gamers might complain about the missed potential for really digging deep into the system they set up, and there are some tiny rough edges that let us peek into the games crowdfunded roots, but I can only give this game a thumbs up. Thinking back, I'm also certain it is family friendly, even if the difficulty curve wouldn't let the youngest gamers get anywhere.\nI really hope they patch in some more characters for the free play. Heck, I'd pay for story DLC just to see more of the characters. Though I did get this at a slight discount due to backing the original kickstarter, so my sense of value for this title is offset slightly. If in doubt, you can always grab it during a sale, right?", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'amst', u'text': u'Really awesome game for 2 weeks into EA. Definitely worth a buy. I will only focus on the (minor) negatives here, in hopes the devs might take a look at them:\n- It is very annoying to pay wages every month, considering that is approximately every 3 minutes in this game. Why do I have to land to pay my crew? That makes no sense. Why is there no auto-pay like there is auto-refuel? It makes a little more sense, although only a little more, that even if I have tons of medical bays in my ship, that I also have to land to heal my people (or get into a ship combat so I can use skills). In general, it feels like you are forced to land much more than is natural in this game. Somehow I can have a doctor trait to cure the local population with my medical bays for rep and simultaneously be unable to cure my own people.\n- The achievements are all time-limited, and some of them are quite difficult and luck-based (find 15 xeno artifacts in 5 years? good luck w/o L11 exo-scout skill, which is hard to get in that timeframe). There should be a mix of "gimme" achievements and harder ones. And I think most of them should not be time-limited, because there is no possible way currently to get all the achievements without restarting many times.\n- Some of the quests are literally impossible, like do 4 jumps to a target and 4 jumps back in 32 weeks.\n- I broke the main arbiter quest at some point by failing a check to bribe some guards, I think I was supposed to rescue some prisoner. Once I failed, I couldn\'t try again or progress in any way I could find.\n- Ship encounters seem somewhat too frequent. You will likely run into 3-4 ships per quadrant. I would gladly take an "autocalc battle" option for ship and crew combat, even if it meant I took more damage, because it would save me lots of time on easy encounters.\n- It can become really tedious to assign skills to all your crew. There is a checkbox on character creation for "auto-assign traits", but that apparently only works for the initial crew. A feature that auto-assigns skills for non-officer characters (possibly excluding certain designated, useful characters like merchants and spies) would be useful.\n- Despite the game being called "Star Traders", trading is a fairly unprofitable activity, at least measured in terms of real time per $$$. And it took me awhile, but I finally realized that there is really no major effect of supply or demand other than "buy in a supply zone type and sell in a demand zone type". If you trade basic goods with a skeleton crew, you will still run at a (major) loss, which should not be the case. If you get high-level trading permit, you might find that at most 20% of income will come from trading.\nThis game has a lot of potential, and I\'m excited to see it realize it. Generally the biggest problem is inflicting unnecessary tedium on the player though.', u'hours': 98.6, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198062259956', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 161, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Marilyn Monorobot', u'text': u'Great game.  Immersive and mechanically deep.  There are so many different ways to play and re-play.  You can play as a variety of different professions like bounty hunter, or smuggler, or merchant, or spy, or pirate or any combination of the above.\nYou begin the game struggling to make enough money to survive but in time you become a galactic powerhouse.  There are many factions and opportunities to play them against each other.  There\'s no shortage of political intrigue to be found both in the story or the sandbox.\nThe story and the sandbox are very well ingrained - you can totally ignore the story for a while and you might miss a few opportunities as the story NPCs hire someone else to do your job but then you can jump back in later.  The way this works feels very immersive to me compared to many other RPGs I\'ve played that let you do side-quests indefinitely no matter how "urgent" you were told the story missions are.  You can also totally ignore the story and just play in the sandbox if thats what you feel like doing.  This game really gives you a chance to role-play out your own space narrative.\nIts still a bit unpolished as its in EA but the devs are very responsive and updates come very regularly.\nThere is a perma-death mechanic but its optional.  I know its not everyone\'s cup of tea but I always play with it on - it adds so much.\nVery worth checking out if you like space RPGs with a rogue-like feel or you just want to pretend you\'re Han Solo for a while.\nDefinitely worth the money considering how much replay value you can get out of it.', u'hours': 203.9, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198449955227', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 1, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'\U0001f47e \U0001f17c \U0001f170\u274e\u30c4', u'text': u'', u'hours': 2.3, u'date': u'2015-05-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'291430', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 3846, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'John Gamer', u'text': u"If you're a fan of games like Marble Blast Ultra you'll probably enjoy this.\nI'm a sucker for these kind of game so I enjoyed it.", u'hours': 2.7, u'date': u'2015-05-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'291430', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 2303, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Dragonlord3344', u'text': u'Lots of fun, very old schoolish with a challenge.', u'hours': 2.6, u'date': u'2015-01-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'291430', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 482, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Kurzgesagt', u'text': u'I dont know what to say about this one. It started one of the best video game series. It reminds me of the old days. Almost 9 years since this game was released and it is still one of my favorite ones to this day.', u'hours': 45.3, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198431329731', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 20, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'The Real Batman', u'text': u'A fun and challenging game not quite as good as the newer arkham games but still loads of fun.', u'hours': 8.1, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198356916194', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 7, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'100cheeseburgers', u'text': u'It amkes you FEEL like batman', u'hours': 15.9, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198326821121', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 46, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Scarey', u'text': u'Terrible mobile port.', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2015-01-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198070678411', u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 526, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Silver', u'text': u"This is a fun casual game. I wasn't sure how the blend of Match 3, RPG, and exploration would turn out, but I was pleasantly surprised how much I enjoyed it.", u'hours': 47.8, u'date': u'2015-01-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197987333041', u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 745, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'kschang77', u'text': u'Gunspell is one of those weird games that really needs more public testing a tuning to make it into a great game. Right now, the game gets into a tedious grind at level 7, with unexplained mechanics, tedious interface (that didn\'t crop up until extended play), odd resource management, lack of storage slots, and way too big difference between levels, preventing me from giving it a recommended yes.\nAt its heart, Gunspell is a hex-grid match-3 combat (a la Puzzle Quest Galactrix) where you roam the landscape fighting random monsters and grab treasures (a la Diablo / Rogue), in a story that\'s reminiscent of Shadowrun with mix of modern tech and magic with fantastical creatures. You\'re given certain objectives, basically "go there and fight this creature" orders, and sometimes, secondary objectives for bonus EXP.\nYou can have up to 6 pieces of equipment, weapon left, weapon right, armor, ring, amulet, artifact.  You can have two one-handed weapon or one two-handed weapon. Many pieces of equipment can be charged with mana (by completing a match of proper color) for bonus effects upon activation. Other equipment adds passive buffs.\nYou can also have various scrolls of spells to do additional damage or buff and there are four schools of magic (offensive, defensive, buff, debuff) and you start in level 1 in all of them. How you combat is up to you... more weapon, or more magic?\nThe story is pretty simple. You were looking for your sister and found her place ransacked and busted, and her missing. You followed a clue to a certain gun shop, where you\'re informed that your sister is actually a member of "The Order" trying to keep demons and whatnot from entering our world, and she\'s missing with her partner in the underworld. A second team of two agents sent to look for them are also missing, and due to HQ ordering a lockdown, you are going in... alone. Along the way, you\'ll fight a lot of creatures, find a lot of loot, and discover where your sister may have ended up.\nThe actual world travel is on a hex grid where the grid has treasure, monster, impassable, or a cave (which can contain further treasure or monsters). There is heavy fog of war and you can only see one hex beyond your own. There are occasional merchants that you can buy things from.\nAll in all, sounds very Diablo-ish, yes? But the game balance seem to be off, and that\'s only evident after extended play.\nThe currency for trade in this world varies. Most loot you obtain are sold for silver, which aren\'t worth much. Occasionally you will discover a gold coin. You\'ll not likely to have more than 40 or 50 at a time at least under level 10, as you\'ll end up using them. But you\'ll have THOUSANDS of silver coins.\nBut there\'s more. You also have to accumulate blue and purple crystals, as well as tokens, for you need them for repairs, upgrades, and inventory slots. Yes, buying inventory slots.\nYou have inventory slot... just one. You have to pay for additional ones, and they are relatively expensive. You can pay in silver and crystals, or you can pay gold, and you need the gold for the good items in the shop.\nYou have a storage area, with ONE slot. You have to pay for additional ones, again, realtively expensive.\nItems wear down after use, and if you let the item drop to zero durability they simply vanish, no matter how expensive the item was. Yet repairs are also expensive, as it takes crystals, silver, and sometimes, tokens. Or you can pay gold...\nMost crystals and tokens are gathered by simply exploring, but you get them in dribbles (2 here, 3 there...) and tokens are much rarer. yet you need anywhere between 40-120 crystals to repair stuff or buy inventory slots... And I can imagine the prices going up as I get more slots. Sometimes, the crystals and tokens can be purchased at the merchants, but not always.\nIf you fight a creature, they generall drop equipment (armor, weapons, etc.) and scrolls, which can only be turned into silver, and only token amounts. A "fastshooter" you bought for 1000 silver can be sold for... 45 silver, for example. Your typical loot after battle is 50-100 silver.\nWhich brings us to weirdness with the merchants. The Order has its own shop, but availability is limited. You\'re shown only about 6 -10 items, some of them for your level, some of them a level above. You are NOT always presented with stuff you can use or even need, Need a new artifact to replace the one you broke? Tough luck, buddy.  Same with the merchants you found on the map, but they may have more unique stuff than the shop at the Order. You have special tokens to force refresh of available inventory, but obviously you don\'t want to use it all up too much. And they autorefresh every 12 hours, but chances are you\'ll run into a different merchant long before then.\nThe items can cost silver or gold, and the gold items are typicall 20-40 gold, which is why you\'d want to save your gold for the good stuff (usually "legendary" or such) rather than spending them on inventory slots and such.\nI think I am boring you with the details, so I won\'t go into every niggle I have with the game, but suffice to say by level 7, the game has become an endless grind. I started feeling it in level 6 but it didn\'t fully manifest until level 7. I\'m getting minimal EXP (50-150 per encounter) and I need like 10000 EXP to level up to 8. I ran out of crystals (probably on repairing something pretty mundane) and I\'m just wandering the landscape, popping through random portals (alternate lands) to pick fights I know I can win and avoid those I can\'t and backtrack when needed, wearing down my equipment, which makes me go out and look for more stuff... i.e. the grind.\nThe game really feels as if it was originally meant as a freemium game where you *can* play without paying real $$$ for "gold", but soon feel like you **have** to . And by adding gold to regular loot drops this imbalance wasn\'t really addressed that well.\nAll in all, if you find this in a cheap bundle (like IndieGala bundle active as of 1/21/2015) go for it, but I doubt you\'ll finish. It\'s a little change of pace, but it\'s hardly a must-play.', u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2015-01-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 1055, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Supreme Chancellor Palpatine', u'text': u'Like Costume Quest 1, except, umm...\nbetter\ni guess', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-11-14', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 55, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'jvgocavs_2000', u'text': u'Costume Quest 2 is more Halloween JRPG goodness from the fine folks at Double Fine.  The turn based battles are fun if a bit shallow.  The timed based attacks and blocks keep you on your toes and the super attacks and ability cards add a bit of strategy to the battle.  There are plenty of costumes that allow you to change character class and each costume makes the battle a little different, mostly due to the unique super attack for that class.  Plus they look cool in an 80ies cartoon sort of way.  The neighborhood is just as much fun to explore as last time, and some of the costumes open up new avenues of exploration with their abilities.  For example if that alley is too dark to see then light the way with your wizard wand and find that missing costume piece or rare creepy treat card.\nThere are only a few settings to explore this time thru but each one is chock full of atmosphere with plenty of quirky characters to talk to and lots of candy to find.  The lack of enemy variety hurts Costume Quest 2 but there are a few interesting boss battles and the story, atmosphere and exploration is really the calling card of the series anyway.  Costume Quest 2 is not the evolution of the series that I hoped for, but it\u2019s still a blast to play on a crisp fall night with some hot cider and a bowl of candy corn.\nCostume Quest 2, like the original, works best as a light JRPG and an ode to Halloween for the kid in all of us.  It\u2019s still more treat than trick, but with mini fun sized candy bars instead of the full size ones.  Happy Trick or Treating and don\u2019t forget to floss afterwards!', u'hours': 8.2, u'date': u'2017-11-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198052983021', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 304, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Cait', u'text': u'If you enjoyed the first, you\'ll enjoy this one as well! I will say that I somewhat preferred the original, but mainly because it stuck more steadfastly to the "Halloween" theme. Don\'t get me wrong; this is a delightful sequel and every bit as creative as the first, and perhaps even more unique. Whichever you prefer will likely come down to whether you prefer the original\'s spooky/Halloween vibe or this one\'s time-traveling theme.\nI would definitely play a Costume Quest 3. For what it is worth though, I much preferred Costume Quest 1\'s battle stamps to 2\'s creepy treat cards.', u'hours': 11.0, u'date': u'2017-11-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198212553021', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 14, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'The_Bloody_Killer', u'text': u'I saw this game and i was like: This game seems really, really funn. So i got this game. And boom, i really loves it when i played it. The artwork is an one of a kind. It just made me rage a little bit.\nWould rate 10/10', u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2016-02-07', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'409560', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 60, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Minimal', u'text': u'This is good game for 1.99e!\nGame is simple for play, and very funny!\nGL&HF! :)', u'hours': 3.9, u'date': u'2016-02-06', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'409560', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 141, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'D34Done', u'hours': 3.2, u'products': 1266, u'product_id': u'409560', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-02-06', u'text': u"This game is a copy of Super Meat Boy. Yet I don't know which one is better. I like both of them but didn't get the chance to play SMB yet.\nI though bunnies just jump can't run? Hahaha\nI want to remove the ring bell from when you pass the white flag at the start.\nThe music is addictive, like drugs or alcohol lol\nIt has Super Speed, FASTER THAN SANIC OMG!!\nHappy Running and Jumping mates~\nP.S. I jumped from platform to a high block, no problem at all hahah", u'early_access': True, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Hoop', u'text': u'I hate this game, it makes me want to punch walls.  The players are a bunch of overpaid, underachieving prima donnas.  The coaches are idiots, the refs are blind, the fans are fickle...\nIn other words, it might just be perfect.', u'hours': 2021.8, u'date': u'2016-08-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 11, u'user_id': u'76561198060572885', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 17, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'The_Milianaire', u'text': u"I am a big time fan of football and have always searched for a game that allowed me to take the place of an NFL General Manager and call all the shots. With Front Office Football Seven, I can do what I've always wanted to do. This game gives an in-depth experience of running a football franchise and I couldn't be more pleased with what is offered. I could play this game for years and never get bored. If you are a fan of football and find yourself constantly analyzing rosters, players, draft prospects, etc; please do yourself a huge favor and buy this game. You will not get bored.", u'hours': 186.0, u'date': u'2016-07-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198315920005', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 151, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'DoomKoph', u'text': u'I recently purchased this game and I Want to Like It... I really do...I have about 100 hours into it.. run thru a dozen or so seasons with 4 different teams/leagues. My biggest frustration/gripe is the draft......there is no way to determine talent...i have gone to a few forums & have downloaded other programs that try to help with the draft.... but why is that needed on a stand alone game? The fact you cant judge talent to draft along with the salary cap.. makes mistakes in drafting.. harsh.. which is fine.. thats reality.. but not being able to better judge talent in the draft is a MAJOR drawback & makes me dislke playing. There are many leagues available to join, (i was hoping to make my own with my fantasy buddies), not sure how they deal with the lack/ insufficent pre draft info. With no ingame guidance, having to go to many other websites to gain info is more a life project than fun. I have owned Front Office Football products from the beginning, which is one reason i was happy to purchase this, but as of this writing i am less happy,but I am hopeful this area will be addrressed to make it feel more like the real draft, & being able to judge predraft talent more easily. Because of this I would NOT recommend this product right now for the above reasons. If/when these issues are addressed I would be happy to recommend this game.', u'hours': 175.9, u'date': u'2016-07-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198012568058', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 17, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Spasmodic Ind', u'hours': 29.8, u'products': 232, u'product_id': u'573780', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-02-06', u'text': u"I like it, it's hard but my wrists are getting sore - She said\nPlay with it a little more - I said\nIt is really difficult but that adds to it's charm. As you progress through worlds the difficulty is ramped up a lot! I wouldn't say it's to hard, remember the games on snes and megadrive!\nLuckily you can unlock world checkpoint permanently which are good for practice, but not much else as you won't be gaining your levels from the previous worlds.\nIt takes patience not to get hit thus enabling you to get further into the game.\nI've been playing it now and again and my skills have improved, but so many rage moments!\nOverall 8/10 from me.\n(Incresed from 7 to 8 as lots of updates!)", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Tililio', u'text': u'At first, I wanted to like this game... The graphisms are amazing, the music too, there\'s a nice little cutscene at the beginning... But the gameplay was somewhat broken (and there was even a few crashes)... I even asked for a refund...\nBut a few days later, I decided to give it a second chance... And it was worth it.\nThe game is still difficult and "broken" is some parts, but the dev is still working on it to improve the game.\nSo, even if it\'s not perfect yet, I can recommand this game, especially with the active work of the dev ^^', u'hours': 3.0, u'date': u'2017-02-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198027130533', u'product_id': u'573780', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 482, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'ocean pollen', u'hours': 2.7, u'products': 495, u'product_id': u'573780', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-02-05', u'text': u'It\'s hard, so I haven\'t gotten far yet.\nIt\'s cute.\nI recommend trying very hard to keep your shield in the first level.\nYou might think "I should save my ammo for the boss", but it seems that you can\'t use guns on the boss.\nIt plays well with a keyboard. My only complaint is that there isn\'t a ragequit button--you have to die, and then go through menus to get out of the game (if you alt-tab and kill the game, you can lose teamerite!).\nItems seem like much less of a big deal. Mostly I\'ve seen stronger or weaker weapons, but the weapons act the same. A run in Spelunky was defined by your item pickups. I haven\'t seen what defines a run yet in this game, apart from "how much am I sucking?"\nIt has more bosses. The first one only two levels, on the first world. I\'ve seen two different bosses for the first world\'s boss, too.\nYou can collect \'teamerite\' by beating bosses and by spending 500 at the shop prior to a boss. Your \'teamerite\' persists through runs and can be spent on to benefit a run.\nThere doesn\'t seem to be a level time-limit (like Spelunky\'s ghost).\nYou have a melee weapon, a ranged weapon with depleting ammo, and bombs (or grenades, or jump boot uses) that recharge.\nYou have a mini-map of the complete level and near enemy indicators, but you can\'t look around.\nLike the original Spelunky, but unlike the high-rez version, only the map near to you is \'alive\'. You can set a bomb, run away, and then it won\'t actually blow up until you come back to it. Monsters will often spawn in situations that result in them killing themselves, but this won\'t happen until you\'re nearby.\nThere are no shopkeepers. Instead, between levels, you can talk to NPCs, level up your abilities, and buy some items.\nWhen you reach the exit of a level, you can teleport to the top to get another try at looting the place, rather than immediately continuing on.\nThere don\'t seem to be any instaneous deaths. The spikes were nerfed.\nYou go on \'runs\' through \'worlds\' of \'levels\' that consist of randomly-generated side-view cave-like dungeons. You start at the top and will find the exit near the bottom. In between there are a variety of monsters and traps and treasures. More monsters than traps. Treasure is in breakable containers and openable chests rather than laying as gold on the ground.\nAfter a while you can skip the earlier \'worlds\' of a run, in this game via teleporters.\nIt\'s hard. Especially the bosses. In both games you can avoid everything and sprint to the exit, at the cost of being less capable of handling later levels.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Retrogamer1956', u'text': u'it is a fun game i love it 10/10', u'hours': 8.1, u'date': u'2016-05-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198196596766', u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 44, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'vexile69', u'text': u'Game is fun..Storage is horrid stuff needs to be able to stack in numbers greater than 40 per..so far that is my only isue..', u'hours': 6.7, u'date': u'2016-05-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198042324608', u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 85, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Rackhim', u'text': u'Tl;Dr\nThis game is quite the disappointment. I do not recommend it to anyone in the current state. Bad controls for camera and movement (sometimes), very bad sound-design and even worse quest-design.\nOverall\nYou are stranded on a shard of a world and have no memory of anything and start building a giant mech-suit. You want to get to your friend, that is stranded there, too, and have to overcome several barriers like getting to another shard via teleport and finding new mech-suits (Goliaths).\nGraphics\nThe graphics are decent and look nice, they certainly create the world in a good looking way. Running into trees and seeing them bop away is a nice sight. The camera angle can certainly be annoying in smaller spaces like dungeons and canyons.\nSounds\nThis is where mediocrity strikes the first time: The punches of the goliath sound bad, there is no impact. The sounds are dull and never inspire the sense of you fighting a real fight. The explosions are nice, though.\nControls\nThe fighting and moving is solid except for some instances. You can hit light or heavy or shoot a projectile so there is nothing much to do wrong. Some special attacks are a hassle since the camera is a bit wonky in tight spots and in dungeons. The movement would be good if it weren\'t for the objects placed around the maps that can stop you totally. It was common to be stuck in front of a tree stump or within some giant skeleton from an animal.\nThe camera itself could need some improvement. Maybe always look into the direction the goliath looks, that would be a good start. And if you have problems reading the map: The map changes based on the camera. Move the camera and the map will change, too. Not a good idea.\nStory\nSeems to be like an interesting story but it is too drawn out. Whatever they wanted to tell, they could do it in less time and add some other story. You have lost your memory and try to find a person. Along the way you find factions you "can" (aka have to) help in order to progress. Foreseeable and uninspired. Everything is presented in textform so you better like to read text, lots and lots of uninteresting text.\nQuests\nThose are of poor quality again. Most of the times you run from one place to another or have to teleport several times. Every teleport requires you to load a new area. Defeat this, gather that, like a MMORPG. Several times I found myself choosing an option, that should have had a negative outcome but instead, I completed the mission and that\'s that. One of the final missions, to reach a certain area, is particularly bad. At that point I just wanted to see through to the end and had to run from place to place, loading area after area, because every time it was at the wrong place (as intended by the story). Than, I had to build a device but instead of showing me every bit I need, it showed me only everything from one stage: Bring the first part, see what next is needed, bring the rest. This was frustratingly bad and drawn out like they wanted to add time to the game they clearly couldn\'t fill otherwise. Oh and on a sidenote: I was lucky to bring enough resources, since the text for the quest stated falsely 10 bars of meteorite instead of the 30 that are needed.\nBTW: Finding one quest giver in several locations is common. He is there even if the quest line is not that advanced, just standing there, waiting for you to help his twin until he is able to help you help him.\nFactions\nThere are several factions and they seem to be at war. This is something a help text says while loading and I had time to read this one over and over again. This war is never seen. There are no incursions, no real fights, nothing. It is bland and shallow. It is advised to help the faction you like the most so they can win the war .. which is non-existent. Helping them is something like: Teleport somewhere else, do something mildly interesting and return. Most of the time you will be staring at the loading screen. You can get faction-points also by simply finding stuff and giving it to them. Easy and less annoying since you find much of it while running around anyway. And that\'s it about the factions. No deep system, no war, no interesting stories, no interesting factions (the smiths that don\'t give you any special armor or weapons, the nature-lovers who don\'t do anything at all and a third one. I don\'t want to spoiler the third).\nEnemies\nThe enemies vary enough for my taste. There are alot of spiders running around, lizards and later on some robot animals and more. The bosses are laughably bad excluding the last one, that can kill you in seconds without you being able to hit the heal button fast enough. The worst enemy for me was the Stag. Atleast I think that\'s its name because I cannot see names and this makes finding the right ones to upgrade your goliaths .. annoying. The Stag can run at you and throw you back, doing lots of damage. Having two or more of them is a real threat. Most of the bosses I can stand close to, in Overdrive(damage increase) and they are dead after a short while. Your worst enemies are those that can throw you back or stun you. That\'s why those enemies are appearing more and more the further you progress.\nItems\nSince this is an ARPG there are several items for every goliath. Each goliath can use one melee weapon and one ranged weapon. Since these can break, it could be good to keep a spare with you. But since the higher tier weapons you find loose so little of their durability, it is not worth it. As always, you can find the best stuff, not buy and why you can get someone that opens up a weapon shop that late in the game is beyond me, because you don\'t need him nor do you need something where you can create weapons.\nThe ranged weapons are a joke and only worth against very small, ranged enemies but since you are a bit slow while firing, you can easily get hit.\nMost of your inventory will be filled with junk or stuff you later need. The three chests you have in you basecamp are too small and everything only stacks up to 40. After several hours I had lots and lots of stacks and no use for them and it was always a hassle to sort through the inventory to see what I want to keep and what not. At the end I gave up and didn\'t care anymore, throwing out whatever I clicked on first.\nReplayability\nNone. You can get new Goliaths only after doing some main plot and getting some other goliaths forms like a stone goliath made of ice, you have to do stuff and find creatures, that are far away and you have to do the plot anyway. So there is the linearity of the plot and everything unfolds around it thus making it, that there is no change whatsoever. Starting with your wood goliath, you get your stone goliath, than it\'s iron and lastly crystal.\nEven if the terrain is random and what monster types, it is always the same way and this can work for some games, not for this.\nVerdict\nThere are even more things to add but those can be updated away. I still hope, that they continue and improve but right now I\'m only frustrated and let down. I bought it even though I knew about the bad sound-design but this game is even worse than everything I have read about it. The worst crime although is the quest-design. I can forgive too small chests or some annoying controls but that attempt at humor that totally fails and those nonsensical stories is too much.\nBuy at own risk. I do not recommend it!\nRackhim\nSome hints for the developer:\n- Make it so that when you craft something in your base, that the things in your chests are useable.\n- Increase the stack number up to maybe 100 or more.\n- Let the factions have some soul, make them fight in other territories, maybe a strategic map?\n- Add replayability. Let me earn a different goliath through other means, by collecting 1000 wood or something.\n- Rebalance ranged weapons. In fact, take out half the weapons and create a clearer difference\n- Open up slot for goliath from the start', u'hours': 14.1, u'date': u'2016-05-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198003583785', u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 257, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Happycat', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 83, u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2015-09-22', u'text': u'Awesome little game for a nice price.   After the tutorial was over, I was thinkiing "this seems easy".   Ha !   The simple game mechanics and seemingly abstracted unit types are deceiving,  The game requires some thinking, planning and prioritizing.   I have played twice so far, and lost twice as the Axis.   The area based activation and movement system with its imposed limit of one area only per turn makes the decision making a tense affair.\nI have read the odd criticism of the turn system and limited unit types, but simply do not agree with those few critics.   As a wargamer  (since about 1974) who has played virtually everything worth playing, I like this game very much, and give it a hearty two thumbs up.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'nadwidny', u'text': u"I've been wargaming for about 30 years. So I'm kinda used to how turn base play is supposed to go.  Being only able to control one sector per turn is so limiting it's comical. It's like this game was programmed by a jr high computing class. Only 1 hour in and I'm going to delete it. Wish I could get my money back on this stinker.", u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2015-09-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197975584113', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 26, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'earl_uhtred', u'text': u"Despite the simplicity and generally appealing look, this game fails to deliver.\n- The AI is terrible, absolutely terrible, regardless what 'personality' or which scenario is chosen. It doesn't hold good ground, it has no idea how to buy time or build for a counterattack, and on the attack it has no idea how to prosecute an offensive. Choosing the Axis side in 'Bitter End' should be brutally hard, but by singlemindedly advancing on Verviers, Liege and Namur you can permanently cripple the Allies through squatting their reinforcement zones (don't forget to send one of your weaker mechanised divs to capture Arlon and shut down their southern reinforcements as well). Playing the Allies, the AI German strike is poorly focussed and easily stymied - and they will respond to your buildup of force on their flanks in no way at all.\n- The map's tiny.\n- Axis, 'Bitter End': from 24th December on the game processes every other day as 'Two consecutive passes, day over' without actually giving you a chance to move.\n- The premise of the game (area activation of units) promotes force concentration over dispersal to far too great a degree.\n- Too much is left to the clock - time advances with little relation to what's happening on the map.\n- Various graphical and interface bugs (sudden shaking, erroneous popups) should really have been ironed out before release.", u'hours': 3.9, u'date': u'2015-09-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198009352531', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 64, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'RetroGamingFool', u'text': u'NOTE: Got this as part of an Ubercrate subscription.\nCrude top down shooter with minimal sound, graphics, weapon options, enemy variety. Controls well enough with keyboard and mouse. Controller support exists for movement but not for aiming, which defeats the purpose. Feels like something that would have been impressive on a 386 way back in 1997 or so.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-10-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197973694731', u'product_id': u'574640', u'page_order': 6, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 118, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Lone | Cyanoodle', u'text': u'Value of cards does not match up to getting the game 90% off\nWould not reccomend', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2017-10-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'574640', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 242, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'kuznya1', u'text': u'Cute short action roguelite with UGLY graphics. Worth to complete once. Buy on sales and have no regret.', u'hours': 4.9, u'date': u'2017-10-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198067487305', u'product_id': u'574640', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 242, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'\u180c \u180c \u180c\u180c\u180c\u180c\u180c \u180c \u180c', u'text': u"No Youmu 0/10 (I'm half joking)\nBut yeah I downvoted because i don\u2019t really get the point of this release\nI love Touhou so i bought HSiFS, but honestly there's no reason to release doujin game for steam\nWasn't Touhou an doujin game?\nThis is like betraying the doujin community for money, i hope ZUN change his mind", u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2017-12-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 17, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'SockNinja013', u'hours': 8.4, u'products': 243, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-14', u'text': u"Another great Touhou game. I'm really glad to see ZUN release a game on Steam so more people can learn about and enjoy the series.\nAlso, damn that Stage 4 theme is good.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Heian ayy lmao', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 49, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-14', u'text': u'This is a game I can always have fun with even though I personally suck at bullet hell games, especcialy ones with mesmerising patterns such as this one as I\'ll often go "Oh look that bullet pattern is really pretty." and then I end up dead stage 3 on normal', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Youngblood', u'text': u"There are games that succeed at becoming a love letter to the games we grew up with and there are games that fail. Shadows of Adam succeeds in every aspect.\nSomething Classic Games has done a fantastic job at capturing the essence of old school rpgs. Much like Final Fantasy Mystic Quest, Shadows of Adam (SoA) uses great art, emotive sprite work and a unique story to create a vibrant world for players to enjoy. Tyler and the rest of the team took a simple concept \u2014 creating an old school rpg \u2014 and brought it life in a beautiful and entertaining game.\nMECHANICS\nSoA is in start contrast to I Am Setsuna, which aimed to bring gamers of today a Chrono Trigger-esque game. I Am Setsuna, however, was plagued with poor design choices \u2014 uninspired level design, a rehased story from FFX, and unfair difficulty spikes for boss fights. SoA has none of these design problems. SoA begins relatively easy, as most rpgs do, and gradually increases as the game progresses. There was never even one instance where I felt the difficulty was artificially inflated. The game features lots of weapons, armor and accessories to outfit your party, which can vary depending on your playstyle.\nCombat is turn-based and has players managing their AP pool (much like a magic points system) to fire off defensive and offensive abilities. Each of the four characters are distinctively different from each other and several abilities from one character compliment another character's abilities. On the plus side, you receive AP after each turn and for defeating enemies.\nART\nThe visuals in SoA are top shelf. The sprite work on the main characters is reminiscent of the excellent work done in Final Fantasy VI. Sprites are able to emote a handful of animations, which really helps the player feel connected to the characters in SoA. Enemies are varied and interesting with minimal pallette swaps. The game really shines with its bosses. Just like Final Fantasy Mystic Quest, boss sprites have hurt animations. While I would have loved to see all enemies in the game have hurt animations, adding this very small aspect to boss fights really brings a lot of character to the fights in the game.\nSOUND\nThe sound effects and music in SoA is some of the best in any rpg. The music never got in the way of the gaming experience. Tracks were numerous and varied. The victory fanfare was something straight out of a TGIF sit-com from the 90s. I couldn't help but smile. Other tracks like the Lost Cave were pure rockin'.\nThe sound effects stand out above all else though. From the time I used the first ability in my arsenal \u2014 Cleave \u2014 to the final ability \u2014 Wraith Storm \u2014 the sound effects blew me away. They pack quite a punch and really make the combat feel visceral and impacting.\nSTORY\nThe story in SoA is classic jrpg. It feels like something we would have all played as kids on the SNES. The characters all have disctinct personalities that help to bring variety to the dialogue. The dialogue is well done and never gets too heavy on exposition. There are plenty of cliches, but this is par the course for rpgs. Thankfully, a unique story helps to give the story what it needs to succeed on its own.\nFINAL THOUGHTS\nSoA is a game that I whole-heartedly recommend to anyone who enjoys old school rpgs. Finally, we have a love letter to the games of our childhood that succeeds in every aspect. SoA isn't plagued with the poor design choices of I Am Setsuna. Instead, Something Creative Games has created a worthy successor to our 16-bit roots.\nMy hope is that Something Creative is able to next create a fitting tribute to Chrono Trigger for their next game. I have faith in the development team that they can actually create a solid experience that emulates the mechanics and design of Chrono Trigger, yet with a completely new and original story. I have faith that Something Creative would succeed where the developers of I Am Setsuna failed.", u'hours': 18.2, u'date': u'2017-03-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198003866860', u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 236, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Kupo Games', u'text': u"This is a fun little JRPG that's worth playing if you have an itch for the SNES Final Fantasy games, but don't have the time to deal with all those random battles again. It's about 10 hours long, with appealing graphics and catchy music. Beating enemies up and levelling up is as satisfying as ever. The gameplay and writing is a little simple and repetitive at times, but overall I enjoyed it for the stress-free JRPG nostalgia.\nWith my review out of the way, I have some advice for the developers about how they can greatly improve this game without too much work (I'm the developer of the Epic Battle Fantasy games btw):\n\u2022 I spent a lot of time restoring my character's AP, both with potions and also just by stalling in battle. I feel like a lot of this would be remedied if your characters regained a bit of AP at the end of battles. This is especially annoying if my characters are using their AP restoring skills, and don't get the AP because the battle ended! Major oversight there.\n\u2022 The game is seriously lacking in item variety. Most of the treasure chests in the game just contain potions. I think permanent stat-boosting items would be a simple way of motivating players to explore, while they wouldn't otherwise have a major impact on the game (a few stat points won't make a big difference, but it will feel good finding them). Also just in general there should be more items hidden around, I feel like I wasted a lot of my time trying to explore every bit of every area, when there wasn't much hidden stuff to find.\n\u2022 Conversations were hard to follow. There's a lot of dialogue, and I think it would be much easier to read if the text box displayed the speaker's avatar. At the very least for the main characters, since they already have avatars. Its up to you if you want to draw avatars for all of the NPCs.\n\u2022 There's way too many sliding block puzzles in the game! You didn't do much with the barrel puzzles though - maybe turn some of those barrels into rocks that you can push around, and put them into the dungeons instead of the sliding blocks.\n\u2022 The final dungeon also felt very cheaply made. I think you could replace a few of the recycled sprites with new stuff to make this less obvious, especially in the fight with the 3 crystals.\nAlso here's some bugs I found:\n\u2022 Couldn't turn off scan lines after turning them on in the options.\n\u2022 The switches that control the water level in the water temple can be activated from behind, while standing on the ledge above. I'm pretty sure this is not intentional.\n\u2022 Twice in battle the game froze with loud noise playing. This one is serious!", u'hours': 12.2, u'date': u'2017-03-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198028049202', u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 325, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Arcmagik', u'text': u"Part of the reason that I got into the RPG Maker is to re-capture that feel of the retro JRPG that I played when I was growing up. Shadows of Adam does that in spades... Let me be honest I don't have a lot of time to play games so when I say that I've clocked 5 hours into this game that is almost a weeks worth of gaming for me. I play it every time I have 30 minutes or a hour to do so.\nThe graphics are sufficiently retro with a modern sharpness to them. The battles are fun (and some of them challenging!) The story and characters are simple, but there is a depth to them that you can gather from their dialogue. I keep looking forward to the next series of dialogue.\nAre there some old JRPG cliches in there? Yes, but you know what I loved those cliches in my younger days and I still love them now. This is the retro JRPG that I have been looking for! I hope to see more such goodness come out of the Something Classic Games crew.\nPros\nRetro JRPG\nSimple and lovable dialogue\nBeautifully modern pixel art designed in a retro style\nCurtis is best monk ever\nThrow backs to Final Fantasy\nCons\nBattle System is really nice and smooth, but costs me so much healing items. I am always broke!\nMain Character (thus far) is kind of a do-nothing that is just stumbling around and getting lucky.\nNot as long as I want it to be!\nIn closing, I look forward to the handful of hours that I have remaining for Shadows of Adam. I highly suggest that if you want a good solid retro JRPG then you buy this game immediately.", u'hours': 11.1, u'date': u'2017-03-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198021451849', u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 81, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'mira.ice', u'text': u"Though the game was a little short it was really well written. The dialogues for each character was full of life and a pleasure to read.\nIt's really easy to lose track of time when mixing ingredients to get a new dish or trying to get as many points as possible.", u'hours': 21.1, u'date': u'2017-12-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198447906086', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 3, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'gailygirl', u'hours': 22.2, u'products': 450, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-12', u'text': u"I love cooking games and I love match 3 games. This game combines both in a unique and fun gameplay that I don't think I've ever seen in any other game out there! Not to mention that the artwork, the characters and specially the food are beautifully done!\nI finished the main story in 13 hours but I still play it everyday for the daily cook-off :D Until now, I'm still creating dishes that I never did before. The discovery of new recipes is definitely the fun part for me.\nI do wish that this game is longer and would have more playable characters and locations in the future. I think that would make this great game even better.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'kurohitam', u'text': u"It's a really good game. I'm not not one for puzzles, but the art and the atmosphere of the game really give me some sense of enthusiasm to really try to get the best score for every dish. The voice acting is pretty good as well.\nI do wish that each chapter has the same length. I think the third and the last chapter-especially last chapter-were too short. Some guidance for each monsters' gems would be a good addition for the game too, so you won't go totally blind each battle.", u'hours': 22.2, u'date': u'2017-12-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198226896552', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 1, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Elder Drake', u'text': u'The Trese Brothers have been making quality games on mobile devices for some time and they are simply put, quality and worth more than they charge. They engage with their fans and community to the point of been I suspect friendly AIs, but I jest as they are great guys. I support this product because I support developers that give a damn about their customers and whom obviously love their work. So please look at not only this title but others that they offer and know that you are supporting a Developer that cares about what they do and are not out to nickle and dime you to death.\nI have not dived far into this title yet but I know they will finish it and I will get a lot of enjoyment out of it as I go through the EA process.', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198031224508', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 169, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'(RD)Nosoup07', u'text': u'I bought this game because it seems interesting and I like to support indie developers with interesting ideals. I must say this is one of my best purchase in a good while and it was able to get the horrible taste of SW battlefront sh#tshow out of my psych. I rank this game up there with BaldursGate, on my all time games list. I play this game and its not to hard to imagine myself in a Babylon 5, Andromada, and Farscape universe. Great job, I look forward to blaming this game for procrastinating on future missed projects.', u'hours': 73.9, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197976011715', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 607, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Sentient_Toaster', u'hours': 30.5, u'products': 155, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'Initial impressions of EA build:\n* Interesting system of character stats / jobs / talents combined with customizable ships; it should reward some strategizing based upon the path you want to take (e.g. direct warfare, smuggling goods, legitimate and open trade, what-not) with some ability to change tracks a bit (e.g. getting wealthy as a mercenary captain destroying enemies for credits, and then buying or reconfiguring your ship for long-distance cargo hauling and favoring commerce-related skills from then on -- note that you can own multiple ships at the same time, so you can keep your ol\' warship in drydock somewhere and buy a new ship for your peaceful trading.  Or maybe fire almost all your crew, buy a tiny ship, fit it with a luxury passenger cabin and pretend that it\'s your captain\'s retirement.  :D\n* The number of possible paths in terms of things to do is promisingly high (trading legitimately, trying to cultivate contacts with black market access, playing space pirate, spying and selling the resulting data, exploring wilderness; staying in the service of one faction, floating around to others, etc), although it remains to be seen how well one can interact with the story-related events if, say, you\'re going as a pacifist merchant.  At the moment, it appears easier to interact with if you build for combat power (e.g. Bounty Hunter start) rather than something more subtle like a Spy captain.  The main story is also not yet complete (EA!).  Interacting with the story isn\'t mandatory, but it would be good if there are many ways to do so.\n* It would be good to have documentation aside from the wiki, but... EA.  Systems, mechanics, UI are still being worked on, so there\'s definitely stuff to do before working on an official manual or tutorial or what-not.\n* You can\'t be primarily a landlubber, though; nor are you a fleet commander.  You\'re the captain of one ship at a time, who may own other ships (but they\'ll be staying in drydock when you\'re not using them).  There\'s no option for being the ruler of a planet or anything like that.\n* Combat is one-on-one for space combat, with certain ship and crew builds possibly favoring specific ranges; and with choice of crew/officers mattering a lot for four-on-four crew battles.  It\'s all strictly turn-based with some hidden information (e.g. you don\'t know what talents -- abilities -- or exact equipment your opponents have, although you find out when they\'re actually used).  It\'s not exactly "Silent Storm"-complex, but it\'s not pretending to be.\n* There is a risk of RNG playing a bit of an outsize role with hit locations and critical hits at least in ship combat -- e.g. loss of your one engine -> loss of fight.  Playing on lower difficulties will mitigate said risks if those bother you; e.g. on the lowest difficulty, you and your officers are basically immortal (can be defeated in a fight but will always survive) even in events that would lead to loss on high difficulties (like surrendering to a faction that hates you so much that they\'ll execute you given the chance).   You can also avoid a lot of combat by bribing your way out relatively cheaply, or by having skills that significantly increase your ability to escape a fight once it starts.\n* Dev team is small but extremely responsive as far as I can tell, and updating frequently.  Promising.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'luckz', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 9077, u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2010-12-24', u'text': u"There's a fine line between enjoying a jolly deal and feeling ???'d, and being sold a flash game is mostly the latter.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Malkraz', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 384, u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2010-12-24', u'text': u'THE BEST GAME EVER', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'\u03a4he Rolling Cheese Wheel', u'hours': 25.4, u'products': 5172, u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2010-12-21', u'text': u'Big Brain Wolf is a standard click puzzle game that has a semi-weird storyline that guides you through all of the puzzles in the game. If you are not a puzzle person don\u2019t even bother looking in to this game. I find it acceptable considering it came with an indie pack which makes the game itself ~1 dollar. The achievements are auto-given as your progress through the entire game. There game has absolutely zero replayability, the puzzle although challenging and fun, you can\u2019t pay me enough to do them again, its mind numbingly repetitive. I recall doing similar puzzles at least 5 times throughout the entire game.  Good game for a dollar but you would have to be insane to buy it for a higher price. Beat the entire game in less than 5 hours with all achievements :)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'ShAvEdPaCk', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 21, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'text': u"Just stopped playing this game because costs more than its worth and the servers are not well optimized as i get a constant 170+ms ping evertime.I play from the indian region.Don't waste your money.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'TopHatTurtle', u'hours': 14.8, u'products': 257, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'text': u'would rather buy a shark card in gta v than buy this game...', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Lawlrus', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 322, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'text': u'Perfect 1 out of 10.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'DoctorMozG', u'text': u'Lost Marbles concept is pretty straightforward: control and guide marbles, from the beginning of a level to the end. There are three types of marbles you will control. First, a rubber marble that can jump, swim in water and survive electrical damage. Second, a paper marble that can change its size to fit into smaller spaces and moved away on wind. Third, a metal marble that can be affected by magnets, ignore damage from fire and spikes, and accelerate forward to break through barriers. All of the marbles must reach the end of any given level in order for the stage to be completed. The puzzles require coordination and straight up puzzle solving. The controls are incredibly simple: roll your ball with the WASD keys, and change your camera angle by moving the mouse. Beyond this, a hardcore mode is available, tasking you with having to complete the levels perfectly in a raw, while failures sending you back to the beginning of the previous level. Which can be very disappointing and annoying, but fun in some wicked sense of humor way. Lost Marbles is a solid, decently polished game that delivers some well crafted challenge. If you are on the hunt for a new puzzle game to challenge you, this one is at least worth a look. Overall, the game was pleasant, refreshing and frustrating.', u'hours': 21.9, u'date': u'2015-01-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'291430', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 1492, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Izumi Sena', u'text': u'Cyber Utopia is a wonderful game, I loved, it reminds me corredor 7 for some reason, but plays like wolfenstein 3d, so that is a fast pace arera fps aka old school fps, without reload mechanic and weapons that get stronger and stronger, kind like doom but with maze level design\n+amazing soundtrack\n+female protagonist\n+projectile based enemies\n10/10', u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198097675823', u'product_id': u'654350', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 153, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Squidward Djentacles', u'text': u"This game glitched out on my computer. The doors stopped opening after a couple of runs, so I had to refund it. I would have played it a little more if it didn't glitch...", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198106992195', u'product_id': u'654350', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 48, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'raixel', u'text': u'TL;DR\nIn short, the plot is strange/incomprehensible, it seems to have been translated by someone with an 8th grade grasp of English, and it wasnt ported to be used w/a mouse at *all*. The graphics and music are worthwhile and nice. Get it on the Android and play it with a touchscreen, which is obviously how it was meant to be played. Youd probably pay a lot less too. Itd be a great Android game. PC, not so much, especially at the price they\'re asking. If you\'re really hard up for a Match3 *and* its at least 50% off , pick it up.\nEDIT: Something that annoys me the longer I play. EVERY time you switch screens theres an (admittedly only a second or so - thank god) loading screen. Want to look in your inventory? Loading screen. Meditate? Loading screen. Char sheet? Loading screen. Fight? You get the point... This is completely annoying and unneeded. Maybe the Android needed the constant loading, but this should have been one of those things that was upgraded for the PC port. Especially for $15.\n___________________________________________________________\nEver since I saw Puzzle Quest back in the day, Ive been a fan of match3 RPGs. I have yet to find one as good as the original PQ....and I\'m still looking.\nThis one wouldnt be that bad, if it wasn\'t for some major flaws. For starters, it OBVIOUSLY was built for mobile, and there was no attempt made to port it for people who will most likely be using a mouse, at all!\nFor instance, it refers to "tapping" and "swiping" in the help files where it should say "clicking and "dragging". Ok, fine. Thats annoying, but its not that big of a deal.\nThe issue is that there was NO attempt to fix things that may not work on a mouse as easy as a touchscreen. The meditation stands out. You meditate to recover stamina, great.\nOk, so the way it works is theres 4 large circles on the bottom of the screen, two on the left and two on the right. Little colored balls fall down the screen, and when they hit this shining band on the lower part of the screen, you click on the circle on the bottom which matches the color. That would work great on a phone/tablet you were holding. Mouse, not so much at all. Basically, pick a side, and only click on those two corresponding balls. My mouse is set to very fast, and I couldnt go back and forth from side to side fast enough.\nI paid 15$ for a game where its probably 3-4$ on mobile, if that. And the devs were too damn lazy to change the mechanics to work with a mouse?? Sorry, its a pet peeve of mine. If youre going to charge those prices, dont make me think "god, I could have got this on Android, paid less and used the mechanics the game was designed for".\nThe graphics are awesome, the puzzles are standard match3, but the plot....\nOk, so it throws you right into it. Youre a cop. You go to search your sisters house. She is missing, and her house is ransacked. You are attacked, and then the basic match 3 mechanics are explained, you find a card ledaing to a "shaman store" called strong in spirit. Which turns out to be a gun store where your sister worked. You are given a "magic gun", and then all the sudden youre attacked again, some more mechanics explained (not enough!) and are on a hex grid with skeletons(loot) and weird fantasy enemies. At this point youre on your own.\nWha??? I even looked up to make sure this wasnt some manga or anime where this plot would make sense for someone following the series. As far as I can tell, it isnt. I have no idea what the hells is going on. My character seems uniquely unconcerned about being given a magic gun and having strange enemies attack him. Or that his sister worked in a magic gun store.\nThe writing is incredibly stilted, seems translated. The graphics, puzzles and music are awesome, and hopefully will override the headscratching plot and failure to even make an attempt to port the game for a mouse. Might be fun if you had one of those touchscreen laptops, but they are asking way too much. I\'d go $5-$8 at the most, maybe $10, if they were going to offer sales.\nAs it stands at this price and with the lack of porting for mouse, I cant recommend it for the PC.', u'hours': 3.2, u'date': u'2014-12-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 527, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Gira', u'text': u'This is not a Super Meat Boy clone. This is Rabbit Simulator!', u'hours': 3.5, u'date': u'2016-02-06', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'409560', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 1045, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'kaisersozaa', u'text': u"not up to par with other sports games, especially the OOTP baseball game.  I love football... American... football a whole lot, but this game is too cumbersome, just not structured so as to enjoy the game.  Rather you have to learn FOF7 and attempt to find some kind of enjoyment out of that experience.  It seems like they are a decade behind in development compared to other sports games.  If it can be done for Soccer, Baseball, Basketball... why can't it be done for American Football.\nIt is just not worth the cost.", u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2016-07-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198031328968', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 70, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'TheJadagames', u'text': u'This game is one of my favorites, It could use a facelift on the Ui and make it easier to do certain things but all in all very great game! anyone who enjoys management will love this game', u'hours': 2001.1, u'date': u'2016-06-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 153, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'TyroneTheCalzone-The Office\u2122', u'text': u"A love of text sims,this is the best one I've played yet. If you are a fan of american football this is a need in your library. Its pure realism simple as that. After a good bit of time into this game and many seasons I can say i fully recommend this. Whether you want just to sign player and let the ai handle the depth charts for you,Or take every little control over the game from ticket sales,to stadium renovations,to strategy its all in your control. My recommendations for the next version are these (This game has very few faults).\n-College and NFL in 1 D1 colleges,work your way through the gm ladder\n-If no college gm mode,then have college players stats year by year,and awards etc\n-Simplyifyed depth chart option (advanced would be now simplyfied would be something like madden)\n-simplified formation option (same thing as above)\n-Draft class maker,Roster file maker,coach file maker (A simple easy to use tool shipped with the game to make these)\n-Customization! People love there custom leagues and I think this is a need perhaps OOTP style customization?\n-I appreciate and like the simple presentation of the game but it could use some updating\n-Other teams moving cities (is this already in?)", u'hours': 196.7, u'date': u'2016-05-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 941, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Comb Stranger', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 115, u'product_id': u'573780', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-02-05', u'text': u"Definitely has some shortcomings at the moment, but the dev is actively listening and improving things. Just don't go into it expecting something as polished as Spelunky.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'\u0547 \u04a4\u03b1\u03bd \u03be z', u'text': u"The truth is that he had been waiting for a game of this quality. When I started to play it I shut a tear from the eye remembering the times in which I played with my brother to the snes. I have tried other rogue's and this is the best without a doubt. The music is also spectacular. The gameplay with an xbox controller 360\xba is very good, I expect hours of fun with this. My most sincere congratulations to the author of this game. Community I do not know what you expect to enjoy it, I'm about to throw my ps4 in the trash. Retro games forever .......", u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-02-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561197977250850', u'product_id': u'573780', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 14, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'SAGI', u'text': u"When I played this game I was comparing it with some other games that are of similar genre like Rogue Legacy, La-Mulana and Vagante. It even reminds me of Enter the Gungeon in some way. Frankly speaking this game would have a lot more replayability if it is more properly polished. As a retro platformer it has an outstanding art style, nothing more than that unfortunately. The contrtols are actually tolerable with keyboard, though you can't remap the keys. The character moves a bit too fast than usual, which makes it hard to control as you may indeliberately run into enemies' hurtbox since the default melee weapon is a bit too short. Getting used to the hurtbox and the hitbox is not an easy thing as trying is more costly in this game. Some mistakes will take you back to the start. That is also part of the reason why it feels more frustrating than playing other rogue-like games.\nWill recommend if the melee weapon is made 0.5cm longer 3/10\n*Ver 1.0.4 update edit*\nFirst you can remap the keys and that's a proper fix. Second now melee weapons have a slightly larger hit area which makes you now be able to hit enemies that are 1 block lower, and your melee attacks do stretch further now. So now we can really settle down and play this game. It just so reminds me of Vagante. I give a recommend for the art style.", u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2017-02-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198061844476', u'product_id': u'573780', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 156, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Moondancer', u'text': u'i love the idea of building ur own goliath mech mixed with survival tho i wish there was a manual save instead of auto save but i love it still', u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2016-05-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198017054123', u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 909, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Buhadog', u'text': u"Goliath is a game I've been waiting a long time for. I've followed it since kickstarter or even before that, can't quite remember... anyway, for a long time.\nI've gotten for a key for the purpose of making a review which is still being written as we speak. So... what can I say about Goliath?\nWell... It might be slightly unpolished but I get that. The kickstarter was unsuccesfull so they had limited funds and it shows. The animations are far from perfect, there are occasional bugs (haven't encountered any game-breaking ones) and there is no voice acting. However, I still find the game quite enjoyable and very fun to play. The combat is fluid, the variation of goliaths is huge (first I only thought there were 10 different parts so I was like... not bad. You imagine my surprise when I unlocked stone goliaths) and the crafting sistem is nicely done.\nTo add to that, the developers have stated that they will continue to polish the game and fix the bugs, which deserves certain praise. Some developers simply abandon their game when it releases. I reccomend picking up the game, the price is not that high and the amount of content you get for it is huge.\nIf you want to see some gameplay, I'm including a let's play video, however it is NOT IN ENGLISH but Slovene.", u'hours': 10.2, u'date': u'2016-05-15', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 4, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 554, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'MIKE', u'hours': 24.1, u'products': 91, u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-05-14', u'text': u'Goliath...\nIt\'s been a while since I have played this game, so many things may have changed. The review below is a little old. Please keep this in mind.\nI haven\'t put too many hours into this game yet, and I\'ve only had 4 long sessions of play time, but I\'ve enjoyed what I have seen so far!\nIf you don\'t want to read the Good / Bad lists, you can read what I am going to put below!\nI am going to start this off with what this game is "good" at, I guess. The game succeeds at entertaining its players by offering constant new areas, monsters, and NPCS! You are always upgrading your goliath which will keep you busy aswell! Overall, this games strong-point is its mechanics, and overall design.\n...and now the less enjoyable things. The game fails at many things, but I will not be harsh when doing this section of the review. Goliath was literaly released a few days ago. There are many bugs that are present in the game, and things that I would like to see added. I will have times where there are crashes one after another, and sometimes it will run smoothly. There is a lack of sounds coming from everything, the environment, combat, to opening the inventory and other simple things.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'fourthandgoal', u'text': u'At first the low price made me a bit suspicious of this title.  However I had promised myself that I would purchase it when it came out and am I ever glad I did!   This game is very well balanced,  has great atmosphere and is very well scaled.  The mechanics are simple like chess but the game itself is hard to master.  You will keep coming back for more trying out new strategies and new plans.\nWhen all is said and done you will have an intimate knowledge of the Battle of the Bulge from an operational standpoint.  I hope that this develloper,  no strike that!  I encourage this develloper to continue this series as I would love to see this scale and boardgame mechanics for the likes of D-Day,  Stalingrad and so many others!\nIf you enjoy boardgame style wargames get this title.  For the asking price it will be a very good buy!  Enjoy!', u'hours': 23.2, u'date': u'2015-09-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198076003753', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 55, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Fat Sorcerer', u'text': u"I\u2019ve been a war gamer for while from starting out on Panzer and Allied General to Time of Wrath, Unity of Command to Hearts of Iron, Frontline Longest Day and CoH.\nBattle of the Bulge doesn't work for me around the movement of your troops.  In general it seems to force you to commit your move on each individual section and then advances the time clock.  Normally both in turn based games and to reflect real life over a set period of time all your units should be able to move at the same time and then the clock should advance.  However when playing the AI the same rule doesn\u2019t seem to apply to the AI units as they seem to move simultaneously  which makes the game impossible to win!\nI found this game very frustrating and annoying and therefore would not recommend it!", u'hours': 2.9, u'date': u'2015-09-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198109619087', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 80, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'SixPack', u'text': u'Not an awfully bad game, but too limited in my opinion.\n- only three unit types\n- pincer moves are not possible, since you can only "activate" one sector at a time;\n- flanking movements are pretty useless, since enemies don\'t care about being threatened from the rear or flanks, unless a supply line is in danger\n- tactical retreats are not possible; once in a contested sector, you are forced to duke it out, sometimes for several turns on end, so your units could be stuck there for the rest of the game\n- strict time limit, no possibility to switch off the timer that ends the game\n- they say the A.I. is smart, but I cannot confirm that beyond doubt;\nWhen playing the Allies, the A.I. set up a good defense, but when I shifted sides and let the A.I. play the attacking Germans, it didn\'t go all that well. The German A.I. started off good, but once I blocked every possible route of advance, the A.I. didn\'t know what to do anymore. It started moving around units without purpose, moving them to one place and then moving them back again. At first it seemed like some sort of a plan to prepare a breakthrough, but nothing like that happened. I waited for an attack to happen, passing every turn to him, but the A.I. wouldn\'t engage, wouldn\'t attack anymore, and kept shifting units up and down the line without any apparent plan or idea what to do. After minutes of fooling around, the game finally crashed, saving the A.I. a humiliating defeat.\n- It also looks like they made the Bastogne sector A.I. especially resilient against german attacks; no matter how overwhelming the odds, somehow the attacking Germans in the Bastogne sector always seem to miss their targets, making the defenders turn out extremely tough.  "American heroism" is probably the best explanation for this phenomenon.\nthere are some positive points, like nice graphics, easy-to-understand game mechanics, and effective menus, but still not enough to really recommend this game', u'hours': 15.0, u'date': u'2015-09-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'user_id': u'76561197983697107', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 234, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Cronenberg', u'hours': 2.6, u'products': 423, u'product_id': u'574640', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-09-29', u'text': u'I like this game !!!!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Dimentio', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 172, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-14', u'text': u"Alright Touhou has made it to steam and our lord and savior ZUN can finally get our money...\nBut let's be serious here and start the actual review:\nAs you may or may not know touhou games are known for their masterpiece like music, characters, story, references to eastern folk lore and difficulty so I will be listing how well touhou 16 does in being a main touhou game.\nStory: Once again there is an incident and the heroines must figure out who is causing it and stop them which is the basic formula for all touhou stories.\nCharacters: You can play as 4 different characters and choose 4 different sub seasons with their own perks which makes this game excellent at giving options to play with. Some bosses are also very interesting with their abilities and importance to the overall story.\nMusic: I love most of the tracks in this game and all the tracks in the game are very good for touhou standards. I just feel like the Concealed Four Seasons is a pretty weak final boss theme but the extra stage one is absolutely amazing.\nReferences: Pretty much all of the characters and places in this game have a reference to something so I will just let you figure those out by yourself.\nDifficulty: Extra stage is too easy but stages 5 and 6 are extremely punishing on lunatic to make it a hard game.\nOverall: It is a solid addition to the main touhou games list and is unique enough to stand on it's own.\nAlso if you don't know how to look for an english patch or setup your keybinds you are pretty bad at using a computer in general.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'skarlathamon', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 279, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-12', u'text': u"Zun added spell practice mode so you can practice the boss patterns without having to spend 30 minutes getting there.\nI'm so rusty...", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'reimu89006', u'text': u'Graze for dayz.', u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2017-12-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 212, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Mantelar', u'text': u"Ten hours in to the game.  From what I've read online, there is between 12 and 14 hours of content.  This game really is a tribute to some of the best JRPGs designed in the early 1990's.  It borrows heavily from Final Fantasy VI, Final Fantasy Mystic Quest, and Lufia II, taking the best elements of each and making its own improvements in terms of game mechnanics and story telling.\nIn terms of what it borrowed\n(1) Like Mystic Quest there are no random encounters.  Monsters appear as sprites on the map and many battles can be bypassed.  I don't recommend this, however, because the game is superbly paced.  If you deliberately destroy each sprite on every map, you will never need to grind.  That's right, you will never need to return to any map in order to gain experience.  I only backtracked one time to grab treasure that I accidently bypassed.\n(2) There is a puzzle solving element ala Lufia II that is just challenging enough to get your mind off random encounters for 2-5 minutes at a time, 2-5 times per major dungeon.  At least one of these puzzles is linked to an optional treasure that is typically very helpful dealing with either the matter at hand or the next immediate challenge - i.e., at the end of the dungeon prior to the 'Magma Sanctum', you can get an Ice Sword available no where else.  So the puzzles are not a chore, but an intrinsic part of the game.\n(3) There are multiple Final Fantasy VI references I won't spoil, but in terms of game play, once you get the airship and the end game is opened up, it pays to roam the overworld.  Old locations contain legendary rewards and also open new subplots tied to previously unaccessable locations which also contain legendary rewards, setting you up for the final spike in difficulty.\nThat brings me to improvements unique to the game itself\n(1) The combat is more challenging, and frankly puts American JRPG imports from the 90's to shame.  Each character has a unique and exclusive set of skills.  Monsters don't have resistances so much as immunities which require some experimentation and make your different characters shine at different points in time, even within a single battle.  Buffs and debuffs are additive and its possible to stack them in such a way to make a two-round round cannon out of whatever character can break the immunities of an enemy in a given fight.  There is an AP system which fuels abilities and regenerates by round, making it difficult to spam abilities and more rewarding when you can set up a combo like I describe above.  Also, the battles are smartly animated - your sprites actually rush up and cleave, suplex, stab, claw, etc., the enemy.  It makes a big intangible difference in gameplay.\n(2) The story is intimate and emotional in a way unique to itself.  I won't spoil it, but as far as 1990's JRPGs go, the only thing I can compare it to is the full up version of Final Fantasy VI - deleted plotlines and all.  And thats only in terms of the impact it will have on you, not the content.  The characters have an interrelated, bittersweet backstory that I was somewhat blindsided by.  In otherwords, though I intended to, I did not button mash through the plot of this one.  Its a story worth watching which ends up being the most pleasant surprise this game brings to the table.\nWorth the money.", u'hours': 12.0, u'date': u'2017-03-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198339130430', u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 62, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'orbitalkoenig', u'text': u"Shadows of Adam feels like an old school RPG brought into the modern era.\nThe modern elements are not so much graphical as they are mechanical. All the things game developers have learned seems to be applied to create a better experience for the player. Saying the graphics are just standard would be an understatement though, as you can see from the screenshots. I had a great time playing Shadows of Adam, here are a few reasons why:\nAlthough simple, the battle system has enough depth to keep you engaged throughout the game. Every character and all abilities are viable for certain situations. You don't feel anyone is useless, as is common in many RPGs. The AP system gives you the option of chosing power vs speed. The battle also aren't easy, and bosses will whipe the floor with you if you don't pay attention. I went through the whole game without grinding (which is also discouraged by design) and with the right strategy you will always come out on top.\nNotice I didn't say the story. The story is fine and in typical RPG fashion but what sets it apart is the writing.\nYour heroes feel like actual humans. Cities are alive. NPCs have their own personalities. That goes for everyone basically. Their are different groups that you will immediately be able to tell apart, not just by their appearance but their language as well. Snakes!\nThere are a few incredible pieces in there. Some I have grown to love more as I played on. The main theme and Curtis theme are the 2 that stand out for me the most. The music fits always well with the story.\nSo overall I absolutely loved the game. There are few minor cons for me:\n* the amount of puzzles was a bit too much for my personal taste\n* the story weakens off at the end\n* more optional stuff would have been nice\nConcluding, I can say that this is the first good RPG I have played in years.", u'hours': 24.2, u'date': u'2017-03-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198129309676', u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 4, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'icovoc', u'text': u"I'm a bit unhappy to write this review, and it's worth keeping in mind I'm coming at this game from an unusual angle. A lot of the reviews for this game mention that it's a solidly made retro JRPG, and it is in some ways, especially the combat, which I thought was really fast and solid. But, for anyone playing it because they liked The Way (the previous game by writer Lun Calsari) it's much more complicated--a game that was sort of the insane king of JRPGs, with a complex, mysterious world, continuously strong and surprising writing, interesting characters, and game design choices so eccentric you still appreciate them though, near the end of the game, it becomes nearly unplayable and labyrinthine.\nThis isn't exactly fair, because Shadows of Adam is advertized as a very simple, straightforward JRPG. But I'd expected at least decent writing to go along with the combat. What we get, though, is pretty unexceptional--a messy, cliche plot that's mostly ignored from moment to moment, full of shallow, poorly realized characters and weirdly reliant on flashbacks with very little interesting going on in the present. Near the beginning there are a few moments that hint at something much better, but it fades away pretty quickly. This was disappointing to me considering the same writer made one of my favorite stories ever told in a game. Even the towns are written sort of unimagintively and mostly used for one-liner throwaway gags.\nThe other thing that annoyed me, and the reason I decided to give this game a thumbs down, was the puzzles, which were reasonably well designed but very repetitive and too frequent. I played through because I had a vested interest in this game before I started it, but through the second half the puzzles were just weirdly annoying and there were quite a few moments where I wanted to quit.\nI do think some parts of this game were executed well, but really I don't think I enjoyed it very much. With so many similar games out there I have trouble recomending it.", u'hours': 14.1, u'date': u'2017-03-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198140049916', u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 188, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Munch', u'text': u'I managed to beat the last of the top 3 with just 1 point.\nBest Match ever!', u'hours': 9.2, u'date': u'2017-12-11', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 309, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Sang', u'text': u"Disclaimer : my english is broken.\nPro :\n-Iron chef Theme\n-mix of platformer  and match 3 puzzle\ncreate uniqe style of gameplay. don't let's it fool you . it's quiet strategic game. balancing time , planing load out and what to hunt.\n-auto adjust diffculty , it's will never feel too hard.\n-nice art style\n-ok story with some background story\n-about 5-10 minute minimum for one sitting gameplay(exclude story and minigame) for those who want short session game\n-a lot of replayability .\n-published by Adult swim , I don't need to say more for those who growth up watching Adult swim animation.\nCon\n- meh ost for me , only ending song is good.\n- not really depth into  platformer or match 3. feel more casual if considering only one side\n(but overall is no that easy). look somewhere else if you want dig deep in specific genre.\n- definetly not a really hard game even in hard mode.  for hardcore you might prefer to compete in ranking or do a challenges run. but by default and auto adjust  it can be hard but not very hard.\n-gameplay maybe too short for some people\n-have same frame-rate issue\nnot a Pro nor a Con\n- linear story line (even if multiple enemy route)\n- playtime about 10 hour for normal story mode\n( don't mind my playtime ,I am AFK sometimes , do some challenges cook , play daily cook off and play second time on hard mode)\n- don't expect a romantic story.  =_=\n-Good value even at full price , it's cheap and good . don't hesitate to buy it .", u'hours': 68.0, u'date': u'2017-12-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198208196460', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 52, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'thain1982', u'text': u"Very happy to be a kickstarter backer. Delightful story, really fun gameplay, and cook-offs that get hectic in a hurry (triple-judge meals will leave you sweating, and you'll probably forget something in the third judge's dish...just sayin')", u'hours': 14.2, u'date': u'2017-12-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197996717981', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 568, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'jmacjmac006', u'text': u"An excellent diamond in the rough. I do highly recommend this game for anyone who likes space, exploration, turn based combat and rpg leveling.\nSpace combat...turned based...crew and officer skills make your talents varied and a lot of options are customizable as far as ships weapons. It's very close to smuggles 4 and 5 space combat but this is far more advanced with many more variables so it solves the repetive problem you would of found in that games combat.\nMap.......you move with point and click and as you travel you can run into random ships...if you have no idea where you are going there is a good waypoint system to help take you where you missions wants you to go...very very easy to use and intuitive.\ncrew.......different ship sizes mean u can have a diff amount of crew and officers, they all have diff skills and abilities so choosing how you are gonna play...spy...smuggler....pirate...bounty hunter is really up to you. the rpg elements are there and if u know how to build character with synergies for your playstyle you will do well.......if you dont youll die a cold death in space lol ( if u have perma death on)\nGround combat....turn based.....what jobs and talents u choose will have a large impact on winning or losing as well as being able to balance what specialites you use.....rifles, pistols, swords...ect ect.....HINT......if you have perma death on ( the game has like 8 different diff settings)...i advise you to use your crew for ground combat and not your captain or officers......it hurts when they die ( like it should )\nAll in all its a 1-2 playthrough learning curve ( playthrough being however long u live...death and failure are great educators)\nLots of options for trade, exploration ( land on planets you can explore and its ore like a tresure hunt ten dicovering systems) and faction dynamics to keep ya busy.\nI'm happy with my purchase and now that I feel like I really get it and know how to play gonna wait for a few more updates then go back in game.", u'hours': 13.6, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198006391828', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 92, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'jerzy7', u'text': u'Definately  a fun game with alot of depth and potential. Lots of replayability and very open to different styles of play.', u'hours': 66.5, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198016163435', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 79, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'DvlDog', u'text': u'Color me shocked! I was a bit hesitant to buy this but decided to pull the trigger as it was on sale. I only regret not paying full price now since im totally hooked on the game. It is full of 4x mechanics with added layers of rpg that really draw me in.\nThe game is much deeper than it appears initially. I spend WAY too much time going over crew skills and managing trade routes. Combat is presented in a simplistic fashion similiar to Darkest Dungeon but the skills and weapons are extremely deep and make for a wide variety of strategic decisions.\nThe game is early access and runs pretty smoothly. I only noticed a couple minor glitches. The fact that its devs are actively engaged and pushing patches and improvements with speed make me eager to see whats next for this title.\nEnthusiastic thumbs up for this one!', u'hours': 28.3, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198003103654', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 461, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'joeycranston', u'text': u'This game was touted as a "family" game, so I purchased it to play with my six year old.  However, I found it not suitable for children.', u'hours': 6.5, u'date': u'2010-12-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197972398033', u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 438, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Skaery', u'hours': 4.6, u'products': 6646, u'product_id': u'35600', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2010-11-20', u'text': u"I didn't really find the game all that fun. It's a point and click adventure, but the surroundings doesn't react at the time you click - your charactor has to walk over to the spot first, and he walks really slowly. Also, I did find some of the puzzles too hard compared to what I expected. Actually, I had to google a few, and I still didn't understand a few of them. Naturally, it didn't help that the game ran really poorly on the old system I played it on, even though it's better than the requirements for the game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Jake', u'hours': 1.9, u'products': 75, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'text': u'6gb min ram message on startup - has 8gb', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'\u2206 TAJA \u2206', u'text': u'cant even get a game', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198104407951', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 22, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'sk3pticalYT', u'hours': 7.5, u'products': 20, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'text': u'I like the unique roles and gamemodes, and the blitzball voice is absoluety hilarious, but the only thing that bugs me is that not a lot of people play this game. The only time of day you can play this game is mid day, any other time it takes 3-10 minutes to find a match.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'RiggaRod', u'text': u'If you bought this game for 60 bucks you are a walking L', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 20, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Hawner Rashnek', u'text': u"The concept was what lured me to this game, finally something to relearn some Math I thought forgoten from my student days. As a Math lover, I couldn't resist.\nYet, something so simple and easy to manipulate as numbers is horribly used in here.\nIn the first tests you have to guess what is the lenght, width or area of a rectangle/square. Pretty simple, right? For the area you multiply lenght and width and for any of the sides you do the oposite (divide the area with the lenght or width). That is very basic.\nThe formula itself it correct in this game. The Math, however, nope.\n9 x 9 = 81. That is basic multiplication table, we all know it.\nThen how come the game says 9 x 9 = 80?\nHow come that an even simplier multiplication as 3 x 1 = 3 ends up in the game as 3 x 1 = 1?\nAs I said, I love Math. To see a game specifically made to teach math to fail in such a way hursts. A lot.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-07-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 282, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'sharpeye468', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 133, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-07-08', u'text': u"While I did enjoy this game, I'm kind of on the fence while writing this review. I'm stuck between giving this one a thumbs up and a thumbs down. I've got a list of pros and cons of the game, but it was still tough to decide whether its thumbs up or down.\nPros:\n-Even without the game being on sale the game is still a low price. If it's on sale even better, you can pretty much make your money back within the trading cards.\n-MS Paint type tool to keep track of where you are with the solving of the level.\n-The controls within the game are incredibly easy to understand. You think the answer is 4? Click 4. Done.\n-Easy achievements as they don't require anything other than just playing through the game.\nCons:\n-There is no replay value to the game. When you make it through a level that's pretty much it unless your memory is absolutely horrible.\n-Even if your first answer is wrong you can pretty much click any other answer quickly... which pretty much nullifies the main goal to the game which is to solve the different puzzles.\n-If you're half decent at math or have a general education you don't spend too much time on the game which makes it a quick quick solve.\nSo in conclusion, the idea for the game is fantastic and makes you think (at least it tries to), but the way the developer has done the game you don't really need any thinking to get through a level. You only need a little bit of luck or just quick clicking to get the right answer to move onto the next level. If you can get it on sale it is worth it, if it's not on sale it's still borderline worth it if you want to train your brain for a little bit. Overall, I give it about a 5.5/10 which is good enough for me to give it a thumbs up. If there was an indifferent thumb (or no thumb) I'd rate it as that instead.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Ennoza', u'hours': 2.0, u'products': 81, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-06-29', u'text': u"Excellent game.\nBut this game can be better if there's a hint and steps how to solve it when choosing the correct answer.\nYou know, when i don't know the correct answer, i'm just click it randomly and easily find the correct one without solving it.\nThis is a great game, for real. I'm addicted to it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'LithiumCobra', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 211, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-10-10', u'text': u"Wow! What a game.  This game is so bad, not because of the story but because this game is so broken it is rediculous.  I read the reviews and every single person is saying the same exact thing.  It just doesn't work and apparently it is not getting fixed anytime soon, because there is a sequel but ironically that has very positive reviews.  If you haven't already gotten this game in a bundle or have purchased yet; don't.  Let me repeat that DO NOT BUY THIS PIECE OF\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 Unfortunately I got this game in some sort of humble bundle I can't remember which one, but wow do I regret having this dog\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665in my library. Speaking of that bundle it came with the sequel as well, so hopefully that one actually works.  Currently I have about 140 games in my steam library, about 90% of those games came from humble.  Don't get me wrong Humble is amazing, I am even subscribed to Humble Monthly, but sometimes they'll sneak in\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665like this and it \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing sucks.  Now everytime I go on my profile I have to see this\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665in the games that I have played. \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665!!!!!!!!!! Would I recommend this HELL \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ING NO!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Dire', u'text': u"Not sure why I got this game. I thought I had good memories of it. I was mistaken. The controls are lackluster, the graphics are really old by now, the voice acting is ATROCIOUS and the story is just meh, so what is there? Technically it's a squad based tactics game, but to be honest the controls are imho to finicky to really make use of the game mechanics. If you're desperate for some 3rd grade superhero action, go ahead. Otherwise just leave this be.\nIf you DO pick it up, be sure to check the community hub for the cursor fix on modern systems. Otherwise your commands will just not work properly (left click completely disabled apart from attacking) and your character will run off screen eventually, breaking the mission.\nOh and the game crashes after every exit on Windows 10.", u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2016-09-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197992229015', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 533, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Deathschemist', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 584, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-09-02', u'text': u'it just turned up in my library one day (no clue how, did i get it for free? i really do not know!), so i tried it because it sounded like a lark.\nunfortunately it was infuriating to control, and the sound kept cutting out.\nbasically, the game is unplayable.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Redrum', u'hours': 2.8, u'products': 851, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-10-24', u'text': u"If you are like me and buying games for nostalgias sake, don't do it.\nThe game does manage to capture the original game very well, but that also means the controls and the less than stellar gameplay is copied. Granted it resurfaced the same fusfration as I had playing this with my Amiga and a joystick. Playing this now somewhat sullies my memories.\nWithout the memories, it's hard to recommend the game on its own :(.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Yergin', u'text': u'Perfect classic!', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-10-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198029917308', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 140, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Not-So-Serious Sam', u'hours': 6.8, u'products': 318, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-10-14', u'text': u'is a side-scrolling action/adventure game from the early \'90s that\'s apparently considered to be a classic. Having never played it back in the day, I suspect the nostalgia is due mainly to its strikingly dreamlike, lonely aesthetic, rather than to its clunky gameplay.\nThe plot: you play as Some Dude -- an anonymous scientist who ends up on an alien planet due to a work experiment gone wrong. (Think Gordon Freeman without the grenade launcher). The residents of said planet are relentlessly inhospitible to your party-crashing ways, so the rest of the (wordless) plot involves Some Dude\'s efforts to escape this decidedly unfriendly world.\nEarly on you pick up a laser gun, which is difficult to control thanks to some odd key-binding choices that you can\'t undo. There\'s also environmental puzzles to solve, some of which are obtuse enough to require Googling an online playthrough. (Good luck figuring out the grenade/staircase one on your own)\nThe aesthetic design hits the type of sparse, melancholy chord that only the early days of computer gaming ever could. If you\'re really into that aspect of vintage gaming as an art form, I recommend picking up\n(The extras on the Steam version include "making of" videos and sketches that should please connoisseurs of the early gaming days).\nBut if you just want a pure gameplay experience,\nis... certainly not\nby any stretch, but just awkard enough that I would advise finding another way to scratch that itch.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Fire', u'text': u'Honestly from reading the reviews i was kinda scared to try this game but i personally enjoy this game', u'hours': 5.6, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198134122159', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 233, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'jeffrey', u'text': u'black screen  i cant play', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198800818077', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 2, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'GRIZLI', u'text': u'Excellent first-person shooter. He brings back memories from his childhood.', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-11-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198435898746', u'product_id': u'654350', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 7, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'banDIT', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 62, u'product_id': u'654350', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'text': u'not bad game, u gonna like it if u played in old doom', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'fgg', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 28, u'product_id': u'654350', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u'Nice game. i take for discont', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'nd', u'hours': 2.9, u'products': 2759, u'product_id': u'654350', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u"i really felt i played first Wolfenstein game - and yes, i'm really this old that i've played it when it was a top world hit! Everything in Cyber Utopia is made according to that first ever 3d first person shooter: these pixel-made monsters, labyrinths, doors, weapons... i had two feelings - the first was a strong feeling of nostalgy; second - the feeling that too little pixels were used for this game ))))", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'cutlipcwa', u'text': u"Since I was a young kid, one of my favorite things to do was put in a sports game and draft a team.  This experience was always fun, no matter what sport: baseball, football, basketball, hockey, if I could put together a team that would build off the strengths of the various players and experiment to turn that team into a finely-tuned machine, that was my after-school jam.\nThis game has been addicting to me.  Unfortunately, I haven't taken many teams past 3 years; my excitement over drafting and re-drafting doesn't allow me to continue through with balancing the team budget, working through the dangerous waters of free agency, or watching the guys I originally drafted leave for greener grasses elsewhere.  But if you're looking for a decent GM-simulator, this is the place to be.\nJust don't expect fancy graphics when you simulate the games.  It's not all the way down to a bare-bones text sim, but you're not paying for the graphics if you buy this game.  You're paying for a fairly robust franchise-building experience, but one without much eye candy.", u'hours': 113.9, u'date': u'2016-05-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198011080468', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 179, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Demolaye', u'text': u"A highly detailed sim but a flawed experience that shows it's age a bit too much.\nGreat fun if you are a spreadsheet management fan but likely similar to watching paint dry if you are an action / arcade sports fan.\nMe, I liked this game and will return to it in time but it needs a few more roster options, editor/scenario options etc so one can more easily play the game to their liking.\nThere exist other detailed management sims where I can play or  DL rosters from any decade and play from the historical start point I choose, I can't here.\nTrades and roster flexibility are sometimes questionable with an overly cautious and inactive AI, (an AI being obstinate or refusing to engage is not a challenge and often lessens the experience, sometimes just for curiosity I would offer 2 first rounders for a mediocre middle aged talent and still get no bites - being that sleepy this is just bad AI).\nGame day tactics and player use options are plentiful, here the AI does a much better job giving you a challenge.\nLot's of fun trying to maintain a dynasty or rebuild a bottom team can be had\nFans of genre: 9/ 10\nGeneral sports fans: 6.5/ 10\nGeneral gamers (sorry)  3/ 10", u'hours': 122.9, u'date': u'2016-05-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198035341196', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 217, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'yaunti', u'text': u"was enjoying thr game until an error popped up dont wanna un install and try to reinstal yet. cant find my liscence and have heard back from support.  I'm still using the card I used to pay for the game.\nhavent figured out how to edit the rosters or draft. idk what product/progam to use to edit them and even at 100 the scouting doesnt seem on. had teams that were good current and future and lost to teams i shouldnt of too many times", u'hours': 231.4, u'date': u'2016-05-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198221214924', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 1, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'haider.ismail', u'text': u'This game sucks', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-02-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561197994806254', u'product_id': u'573780', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 643, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'TNobody0214', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 89, u'product_id': u'573780', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-02-04', u'text': u'I bought this thinking it looks good and could be a fun new platformer rouge like to try out. Concept seemed neat and looked as if could be a good time waster I could spend a night on. My first problem arouse at looking at the achievements "you killed to Deftos". Even with English not being your native language this is something you could easily check. Well by the description of the game you would think there would be some opening cutscene of anything to describe your characters you play as, why your doing this, or hell anything. Nope nothing.Well i could\'ve spent more time shearching, you shouldn\'t have to spend time shearching a game for the purpose on why you should be doing what your doing.But besides that the music was good and the world looks pretty, well pretty and fuctional are two different things.\nEntering the first area that I fight enemies in well my main problem was seeing the ground of where I had to go. In Acient Techforest pretty much all the color you see are bright blues and black. While this is pretty I found myself more often than not walking into walls, off sides of platforms, or not see dangers ahead cause they blend in to much to all the blues and blacks. I fell into spike traps that I couldnt see to well more than once and they deal a good chunk of hp damage pretty fast. But as seen in the pictures above in the preveiw I see the same blues but the floors are more of a red to stad out against the backdrop, so i dont see why this first area didnt have that same treatment of making sure it was easily seeable.  Layout wise the procedurally generated areas tend to create traps that could pretty much make it so you can\'t access some areas for items or enemies cause it is out of reach of your jump or you need to use the special of the character to get past it (2 of them have explosives and one has a super jump). After super jumping over a wall i was lucky to dodge a spike right below it as i fell down and then after crossing it I fell into a pit that dropped me straight to the bottom of the map, no chance to even recover or see the rest of the map at all. This may seem nice so you can just keep going, but exploration and enemy fighting is needed to get items and exp to be strong enough to go farther in these kinds of games so having this happen to me made me feel this whole map was just a huge waste of time.\nReally this is just an overall rant after 20 mins of play. But gut instinct usually kicks in a around that point. With the bad grammar and spelling, pretty but ineffecint design I saw right off the beginning, and the fact the maps you enter can kill and or completly block you from what your doing just cause the generate that way is completly unacceptable.\nWill I try to pick up and play this game again to change my mind? Maybe. Will i recommend this game in its current state for someone looking for a game like this? No. If I see the dev continue to work on this game and make it better I hopefully say I want to change this reveiw to be good cause this is a great concept and it seems to work quite well but there are things that need to be fixed or adjusted.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Fingertrap', u'text': u'This game has a lot of potential, but also a lot of problems.\nLet\'s talk about the good stuff first:\n-Soundtrack and artstyle are great and have a nice retro feel to them\n-Progression system is nicely done, even though you can only apply your level-up points in-between stages.\nAnd here are the not-so-good stuff:\n-Translation is sub-par, unless you like chucking "Granades".\n-Physics bugs such as grenades magically flying upwards through walls or instantly blowing up when thrown.\n-Boss hitboxes are very whacky.\n-No ability to heal inside of a stage.\nMany of those make this game extremely difficult, but not the kind of difficult that makes you proud when you finally get something done. It\'s the kind of difficult that just makes you wish you were done with the game.\nIn conclusion, this game has a great base to build upon but lacks the required polish to make it enjoyable.\nIf you wish to purchase an action-RPG roguelike, I would suggest buying Rogue Legacy or Binding of Isaac.\nI will come back to this game if there is a patch/balance sometime in the future and change the verdict accordingly.', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-02-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198001891488', u'product_id': u'573780', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 243, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Red Agliator', u'text': u'TL;DR: Goliath is a buggy, ambitious release that is great fun, and looks to improve quickly.\nThe biggest strike against Goliath is that it has a lot of bugs in this first week after release. The developers have freely acknowledged the problems, respond to bug reports as they\'re made, and have already released some fixes / small feature requests three days after release. Folks who want a thoroughly tested game should wait a month or so to skip the teething pains.\nIn spite of the problems, I\'m still recommending Goliath for those who are less bothered by bugs, or who appreciate responsive developers. The music, art, and character styles are well developed, making me feel like I\'m in an steampunk / Old West movie with attitude as soon as I launch it. The game looks like it will be huge (especially if you\'re an exploring type): lots of worlds/areas each with their own loot layout, multiple special attacks for each elemental robot (and specialized subtypes of those robots, too), several NPC factions, and even a dungeon sprinkled here and there. And if you like gathering until your bags burst and crafting specialized gear, you\'ll find everything you need.\nThey\'re not kidding about "punching monsters in the face", either. Though really, you throw boulders, do whirlwind and charge attacks, freeze or set the monsters alight, and just cause general mayhem, leveling trees and rocks as you pass. The monsters remind me a bit of of Torchlight and early Diablo: I get swarmed by fast-moving spiders, or knocked to the ground by bulls, damaged by acid or fire breath, or chased by little creatures with shaman masks throwing darts. And my robots smash them all!', u'hours': 125.6, u'date': u'2016-05-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197998504206', u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 162, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'D1c3r0ll', u'hours': 7.6, u'products': 46, u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-05-14', u'text': u'The action style gameplay revolves around gathering materials to upgrade your base and your Goliaths (you can have 3 with you at any time, though only 1 under your control at once).\nStory and optional quests will lead you to a variety of zones with varying weather types, and since each type of Goliath thrives or suffers based on the environment, it\'s essential to build and maintain a good selection of types/materials. While base Goliath types (Wood, Stone, etc etc) are unlocked based on story progress, there are a number of additional subtypes unlocked by "Experimentation" or, simply certain kinds of goals, be they kill monster types, player level, or something else, which change many of the benefits or penalties of the base type, available as new parts for your Goliaths.\nMusic is decent, if nothing memorable.\nStory and writing is decent, with the style being one to not take itself too seriously.\nNow that most of the launch bugs have been fixed, many of the gameplay issues addressed, this action-survival game is alot of good fun.\nThe only touchy issue I currently experience is some noticeable frame lag from time to time, it isn\'t constant however, and now that we\'ve seen that the developers are doing a great job communicating with their community and addressing issues, it\'s a good sign for the game.\nWill most definately be spending more time with this game, as it\'s quite good fun now.\nOriginal Post:\nA game I attempted to back in their failed Kickstarter, shows much the same potential it did then, sadly a slew of bugs and gameplay issues prevent it from being great fun.\nCurrent issues experienced in my short play time so far:\n- Harvesting is... problematic at best, clicking to harvest doesn\'t work most of the time making this essential gameplay mechanic a highly irritating chore.\n- Aiming often goes nowhere near where you think it is with gamepad, while less an issue, still a frown maker when a gunshot heads in the opposite direction of the cursor targeting said creature\n- Straight up CTD without error message when using the teleport stones can really destroy the interest of a gameplay session.\nWill return to revise my review when they fix they the bugs, after which it shows much promise in it\'s action-rpg-survival style gameplay. At this moment however, makes me sad to say that it is hard to recommend in its current state.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Loki_Magikill', u'text': u"The gameplay is nice, pretty good I must say. Worth it's cost. Feels like what you really wanted to see in a 3D survival robot game, with a very unique art style.\nHowever, I still have issues with some stuff in the game, but I'll state only one, cos I really find this game good, and if you're reading my review, I'll recommend you to buy this game.\nInventory system has no sort button.", u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2016-05-14', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 292, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Nemesis 2002', u'hours': 2.6, u'products': 360, u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2015-09-20', u'text': u"Careful, the game is quite short (be aware there is only ONE map to play at this point of time), the game is pleasant and quite different from anything I know. Port from mobile platform doesn't feel too awkward.\nIt seems at first that Unity of Command would be the most similar wargame I know of, but the feeling is quite dissimilar and the scope as well. Playing with the same reflexes will get you defeated sharpish.\nAI is quite competent, and you can choose the personality and style of your opponent.\nI would still recommend Unity of Command over this game, but as more campaigns will probably be available... who knows what it will become!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'WereChihuahua', u'text': u"I supported the original Kickstarter and played a TON of this and the excellent sequels 'Drive on Moscow' and 'Alamein'. The new version with cross platform PBEM support is so good I didn't mind a bit paying to buy the game again on a second platform. Simply put, this is a serious wargame boiled down to what is vital with the fluff removed or abstracted into the system. You are faced with the crucial decisions of the campaign but have none of the tedious bits to worry about.\nIf you are a veteran wargamer don't be put off by the apparent simplicity, all the meat is there. If you are a PC gamer looking to experience real conflict simulation without spending your life reading rulebooks trying to climb the learning curve jump right in. You won't find a better value, a better game, or a better community of multiplayer opponents anywhere.", u'hours': 5.8, u'date': u'2015-09-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197968515916', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 1269, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'pinback', u'text': u'The most accessible WW2 wargame I\'ve ever come across.  Hardcore grognards may scoff at the "streamlined" nature of the affair, but for those of us just looking to move some tanks around and dip our toes in, this is a must-buy, particularly given the discount price.\nI\'ve played about eight rounds of the first scenario today, which is several more times than I\'ve played most other wargames at all.  Highly recommended!', u'hours': 279.3, u'date': u'2015-09-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 418, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Soft Cat Monster', u'text': u"It's an official Touhou game on Steam, allowing fans outside Japan a quicker way to give ZUN beer money. Give the man his beer money already.", u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2017-12-11', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561198029403402', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 192, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Projechi \U0001f338', u'text': u"praise the seasons!\n\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 the patterns!\nI'm happy that now i'm able to give ZUN some beer money.", u'hours': 61.2, u'date': u'2017-12-11', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 8, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 153, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'\u2623 Azure \u2623', u'text': u'This is a sign of donation to Hakurei Shrine.', u'hours': 8.8, u'date': u'2017-12-10', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 14, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 47, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'shoggofu', u'text': u"First impressions:\nI've played the game for about 25 minutes until my character was punched in the face and died because I made him ring someones doorbell too many time lol and I hadn't saved the game. I like this game.\n(optional let's play footage)\nOkay it is from 2001. But for a game that old I was really surprised by the presentation. It uses 2D images which appear to have been pre-rendered in 3D. I thought scenes would comprise of 2D landscape environments with 3D character and objects rendered over them. But the game is actually played from a first person perspective. You don't navigate a 3D environment like a modern (or even an old one) FPS. You move from one location to another i.e. different places in a room or the town and have different 2D panoramic views at each location. It's basically works like google earth street view where you can look all around from specific point. I guess this was the developers way of implementing the game that would run on the typical sytems that were available at the time. I'm not saying it's the best looking thing ever but I was impressed, I was expecting a lot worse. Yes the game runs in only 640 by 480 resolution so it's a pretty pixely. That didn't actually bother me But I've been playing games for over 20 years now haha. And you might think that some of the locations look pretty drab i.e. a town full of ugly brown wooden shacks and mud but it's typical of anything based on Lovecraft. I didn't mind the sound effects either, I like the creaking you could hear in your home while you were alone. The voice acting is mixed, some I felt was good other examples a bit lame but that just made it more amusing lol. It also has the occasional animated cut scene e.g. when you answer the door and speak to a visitor or approach a person on the street.\nYou can interact with certain objects and individuals you come across as well as picking up inventory items. Theres no tutorial or tips so you just have figure how to do things yourself. There's no journal or log to refer to for important information you have found or what your current objective is. There is no autosave, I think need to manually save using the menu.\nNot surprisingly being such an old game it has a few little issues. Not that these stopped enjoying it, but here are some of them. You need to wave the cursor around around the in order find things that you are able to interact with because unless it's really obvious there is no indication. The way you interact with you inventory actually and actually use items is a bit unclear. If you are able to take use an item seems to be completely situational. But it's doesn't prompt when you can't use an object when click on it in your inventory instead just exits your inventory. I found that if you are in the right the item will on appear on your cursor if you click on it in your inventory. Next you probably really need to be paying attention to dialogue and remember what is said in conversations so that you know what to do next. Otherwise you find yourself a bit lost. I was knocking on every door in town and wondering why the hell I was doing that lol. Unfortunately I hadn't saved the game before I died so without an autosave I lost progress. So yeah, save your game.\nI love Lovecraft and this is better than I thought it would be so far. The 2D panoramic view was a pleasant surprise. I think there would be plenty of people who might enjoy this especially if they like Lovecraft stuff as well.\nClick\nfor more let\u2019s play videos =)", u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2014-07-11', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 9, u'product_id': u'302390', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 284, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Cheeky Rascal', u'text': u'Excellent casual game with a very Salvador Dali look. The speedrun achievement is a bit of a grind though!', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198083988643', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 571, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Margam', u'text': u'Very nice game', u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198257316609', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 6, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'megaZ0Rd', u'text': u'Nice game', u'hours': 4.0, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198125517679', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 152, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'D3d', u'text': u'waited 5 mins for a connection...\nGame seems dead?', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-02-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198101078501', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 100, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Yoz', u'text': u'Loved the game when there was a PVE option. I probably split my time 70-30 between PVE and PVP. They took it out prior to the holidays (no doubt hoping to force players into PVP) and suddenly the community has become a graveyard.\nIn its present state, "PVP" too often consists of 1 player and a few AI bots against another player and a few AI bots. If you choose rock and he chooses scissors, just go after him and ignore the bots. You win. If you choose rock and he chooses paper, you lose.  Might as well just flip a coin.', u'hours': 12.5, u'date': u'2016-01-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198076228811', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 31, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'[SFFS]SiNNiR', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 65, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-01-09', u'text': u"Fantastic Game\nABSOLUTE SH*T pricing.  Absolute P2W.. If you want to spend over $300 for premium plus... LMFAO\nEverything in their store is a ridiculous price.\nIf they were reasonably priced people might actually buy more.\nGame Queues are horribly long.\nDon't bother wasting your time, this game was fun in beta... now...\nBLOWS!!!!\nAVOID  AVOID  AVOID", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Fatal Framerate', u'hours': 31.3, u'products': 488, u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-03-01', u'text': u"You can read other reviews if you want more detail... All I have to say is this is the best JRPG I've played in 20 years. Freaking legendary.\nOk ok...I have to say more... AMAZING OST, GORGEOUS Sprite Art. Loved the writing. Cute, funny, and serious when it needs to be. I really put this up there with the greats of the SNES era.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'KogaNox', u'text': u'Overall solid JRPG\nReally enjoyed the banter between the characters, and the AP system is pretty unique.', u'hours': 16.7, u'date': u'2017-02-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198067151440', u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 69, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'CueZero', u'hours': 6.9, u'products': 1994, u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-02-27', u'text': u"In the modern world of jRPGs very few titles seem authentic anymore. Heavy marketing tactics and shifts in demographics have caused shock, awe, and commercial appeal to take place of genuine storytelling that is heartfelt and relatable on a universal level. With endeavors like Chrono Trigger and Suikoden II's style of emotional narrative a thing of the past, we now rely and look to the indie market for a more human take on the formula the way we remember and love it. Shadows of Adam offers us a glimpse into the past, back to a time where these creative aspects were priorities and not afterthoughts.\nOne of the greatest strengths in Shadows of Adam is the gorgeously detailed yet simple and retro pixel-art that fills the screen. The characters are given a certain visual personality that you don't often see in retro styled games through their wonderfully diverse and creative designs. Considering how low-fi the 16-bit designs of the characters are they manage to each have a very distinct style of fashion or armory, which sets them apart and makes the story much easier to follow. The backgrounds of each setting you adventure through are of exceptional quality, with crisp natural settings and ominous, dank caves all giving a genuinely old school and nostalgic jRPG backdrop.\nThe game also has incredible sound design for an indie pixel game, and really evokes the same sense of chaotic intensity I got from battling Lavos at the end of time years ago. The loud crackling of lightning, the whoosh and roar of a burst of flames, and even the nostalgic Squaresoft-esque crystalline tinkling of a savepoint are all meticulously engineered for a classic yet dramatic effect. Warm and melodic chiptune tones make up the retro throwback soundtrack and set a mood that is dreamlike as well as memorable, calling back to a style of soundtrack composition that was progressive and appropriate to it's setting and pacing.\nThe writing is done in a provocative way that leaves many early details out, creating an initially mysterious and sometimes confusing atmosphere. Our heroes scour the thick and twisted Tangle, but it isn't until the revealing of it's monstrous and grotesque boss that we are introduced to why they were sent from their village and exactly what the strange source of dark energy they hunt for really is. With many twists and unexpected turns Shadows of Adam is a lengthy 10ish hours of fantasy narrative that as any good jRPG should has lots of humorous and lighthearted side-quests that introduce very strong character building.\nShadows of Adam is the spark to reignite that flame in every classic jRPG enthusiasts heart. For every kid who spent their weekends renting and obsessing over beating those sprawling, complex adventures in everything from Final Fantasy to Dragon Quest and grew up wanting more of the classic adventuring. If you're the kind of person who feels that something is clearly missing from today's modern offerings of mostly cheesecake rpgs, Shadows of Adam is a genuine and authentic glimpse back into a time where imagination and creativity took priority in the form of great storytelling, engaging character development and a one-of-a-kind crafting of fictional worlds.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'SPR3Y TH3 N1NJA', u'hours': 54.1, u'products': 8, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'text': u'I really love SFM The Tutorials Are very simple and the People that does the Tutorials can speak English fluent and accually Teaches you something! I love SFM', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Doshter', u'hours': 170.1, u'products': 103, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'text': u'very good i make the funny with it :-DDDD', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'xToyZolt', u'text': u'Perfect app for who want to make animations!', u'hours': 1376.7, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198257913548', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 13, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'HonaSmith', u'text': u"Just watch ten seconds of a review of it, if anyone has bothered to. Basically it's a platformer with terrible movement.", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198050854150', u'product_id': u'595480', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 165, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Beridok', u'hours': 5.3, u'products': 930, u'product_id': u'595480', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-05', u'text': u'Control settings are ignored by the game.\nBtw. Game EXE file and name in Unity Launcher is "Indian" -.-', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Zachev', u'text': u'Great art style, fun gameplay, and a pretty good story.  Solid game that combines sidescrolling combat with "combine the colors" style cooking.  Starts out simple at first, but the game adds mechanics gradually over time.  Also plays great on a controller.\nSolid 10/10 for me.\nAnother great game from Adult Swim.', u'hours': 5.1, u'date': u'2017-12-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198067251264', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 158, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'moodywoody', u'text': u'Randomly stumbled across this during the christmas sale. So far loving every minute of it.', u'hours': 9.0, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198031338144', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 136, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Diarmuhnd', u'text': u"01 / 02 / 2018 ------ 12 hrs in. Still getting rekt on ~BASIC~ lol. Though i think i'm almost ready for normal. (its not so bad anymore, learning)\nI do wish there was an in game save choice to make at least 1 back up of our playthroughs progress (its possible to back up the files manualy OOG, but i always found that annoying in games like FTL & Neo Scavenger). I would prefer to NOT replay from the start every time i get decimated. I know i know ; roguelike , but some of us are not young & immortal anymore so cutting corners is nice; really nice.\nBut the dificulty is fun, keeps me coming back for more, though much if it so far is deaths due to ignorance lol. Never, ever try to fight xeno's around lvl 1 with basic gear; i was shocked that my Dread Pirate Wesley survived that fight.\nSo far, its a game that shows good potential, diverse gameplay and comitted devs.\nSo i would recomend supporting it if this sort of roguelike is your cup of hot blood.\n-  But she is another early access title, so if your hesitant , just wait.\n------\nwill edit the review after 25-50+ hrs or so.", u'hours': 45.5, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198007178612', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 83, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'SamJones41', u'text': u'NEEDS FREE TO PLAY!! put loot boxes that you can only pay for,add a season pass do anything but this needs to be F2P', u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198144910720', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 74, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'xD3M0Nx', u'hours': 11.1, u'products': 35, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'text': u'a free 2 play cost 15$ lol ok', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Thunder', u'text': u'i played close beta can i get full game ;3', u'hours': 7.8, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 9, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 23, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Eskinor', u'text': u"Maybe I'm stoopid but I don't think maths works this way", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-06-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 8, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 503, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Lockermade', u'text': u'Amazing game!! Really good', u'hours': 2.3, u'date': u'2017-06-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 1079, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'BatJJ9088', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 35, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-05-07', u'text': u'Very good game.  Some of the questions were clever but otherwise simple geometry.  Plus easy 100% and has  Steam Trading cards.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Do-Sho', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 441, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-05-01', u'text': u"Its OK if you really like geometry, but is way too short to be worth the money. All the answers are whole numbers 1 through 9 which makes it way to quick just with trial and error alone. Honestly, just use Khan Academy if you want to do some math... it's free and much better.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Damien Ramirez', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 340, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-08-31', u'text': u'crap', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Wormri', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 320, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-08-30', u'text': u'Broken, Buggy, Clunky, and that\'s only the tutorial I am talking about.\nThis game had so much potential, but how am I supposed to even try it when the main character moves to the direction opposite to which I point it? it disregards orders, goes through walls, and even the tutorials themselves are misguiding "click left on a building to jump on top of it" it says, and when I click on that poor polygonized building it just attacks it.\nI can\'t recommend this broken piece of crap to anyone.\nEdit: I am aware there is a fix, but at this point I don\'t even care, it\'s not worth it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u"P'TrickZ", u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 6450, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-08-25', u'text': u'As many players mentioned, the character in the tutorial runs straight out of the map.\n16:9 resolution is supported BUT it still has the mouse control feeling of 4:3 streched!\nTry Freedom Force vs. the 3rd Reich if you want this kind of game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Swiggity Swooty', u'text': u'Some impressive artwork for how old it is. Pretty standard point and click adventure. Keep in mind, sometimes timing and placement are everything. Pretty good, with a few head scratching moments, but really short.', u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2017-09-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198074538743', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 986, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'DwarfyWarfy', u'hours': 2.8, u'products': 225, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-09-25', u'text': u"I FINISHED THE GAME, JUST SAYING.\nwhen it whas relesed in the old days it actuly whas prety good but for moder era time it's too short and not that good and little hard if you don't know what to do.\nit's that all? YES. ok.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Vahaldor', u'text': u'Giving negative rating to an absolute classic that even made it to the Musem of modern arts in New York is really pathetic. Yes, the gameplay is... whatever, but this is a piece of art. 2hrs of nice play, quite short, but as a one-man-job it\u2019s kind incredible. I have comparable feelings when playing AW as I have when watching Blade Runner. These are artworks that made history of modern audivisual art and who played them 25 years ago will enjoy fantastic feelings', u'hours': 2.7, u'date': u'2017-09-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198026004417', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 32, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'SeanMT', u'hours': 1.4, u'products': 47, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'text': u'I brought this for 80p\nWorth it if you buy it for 80p', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Profeccor', u'hours': 4.5, u'products': 72, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'text': u'you better play some fps mobile games than this', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Allen42672', u'text': u"Okay i've been looking at everyones reviews, And I've been playing since release...If this game was free to play or five dollars, Then it'd be a bit better, If some bugs were patched and the player base increased, It'd be better, Though they should add a one hour trial for players to see if they like the game. Until then, Only buy it if its on sale.", u'hours': 31.7, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198010395553', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 167, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'\u0422\u0430\u0437 \u0441 \u043f\u0435\u043b\u044c\u043c\u0435\u043d\u044f\u043c\u0438', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 1447, u'product_id': u'654350', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u'Cool toy, reminded me doom! Old school graphics, interesting gameplay. Action, shooting!\nI recommend to all!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'ITXPCA', u'text': u"- If you want to feel like a power ranger this is the game for you (don't get excited, you have no reason to). Otherwise, it's unplayable. Don't bother.\n- No key rebinding.\n- No controller support. Partial mouse support.\n- No graphical options. I have a 4K display and I'm forced to play this low res game in full screen and it looks terrible. Near-VGA in Ultra HD looks crappy as hell and it causes unnecessary eye strain. A windowed mode choice would be common sense.\n- Horrible FOV, blurry image.\n- You need three hands to control the game. Sadly, I only have two so I cannot play it. There's no key on the keyboard that swings the knife (I couldn't get past the start since it's unplayable so I don't know about other weapons). You have to press the left mouse button to swing the knife. The mouse movement is not recognized no matter its sensitivity (and my mouse goes from 240 to 4000 DPI). It might work with a ball mouse but I don't have any so I don't know. In order to move you need to use WASD and the left and right keys: A and D for strafe, W and S for back and forth and left and right to rotate your character. In other words, with one hand you move the character, with the other hand you rotate your character and with your third hand you use the knife. It makes sense, right?\nOn the plus side, the dysfunctional control creates the unique possibility for you to invite several friends over for a one-keyboard-one-mouse local co-op in order to control the on-screen character, so basically you can imagine the character is a Megazord and you and your friends are power rangers that control their part of the Megazord.\nJoke aside, I have a high end setup so I don't know how this performs on a potato PC but I have none around so I don't know if it works or not on lower end hardware even though it should theoretically run even on a toothpick (in full screen at its native resolution). Honestly, there is no reason for this 8 MB game to have that many issues.\nAll in all I cannot possibly recommend this game. Too bad, because it looked interesting and I really wanted to give it a chance.", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-11-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198139305444', u'product_id': u'654350', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 2597, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Talks-About-Religion (Bidgey)', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 555, u'product_id': u'654350', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'text': u"You can't see anything beyond 5 feet", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'tanelorn', u'text': u'This game is frustrating as hell.  As much as I try to like it (as I love the stats that it generates), here are the problems.\nThe interface is from the 90\'s.  Horrible modal windows that need to be constantly opened and closed to the point of exhaustion.\nToo many injuries to the point of being unrealistic.  I\'ve had several seasons completely ruined by having my roster decimated with injuries.  I dread checking the injuries after every game.  I\'ve never seen teams completely wiped out by injuries to that extent in the NFL (to the point where I need to acquire 1 to 2 players each week just to field a freak\'n team).  I shouldn\'t have to tweak the config settings to make injuries realistic.\nOne of my best players was "severely depressed" for an entire season and would not play.  I could have cut him if I wanted to pay about a $1 mil. settlement.  I know that kind of stuff happens from time to time for real, but combine that with my six players that are out for 10 weeks with broken arms, feet, clavicles etc. and it gets a little unnerving.\nThere is not enough background on players in the draft other than combine scores.  What this means is that the draft is usually a complete crap shoot.  Acquiring new staff members with good scouting ability doesn\'t seem to change a thing.\nI need to draft coaches...give me a break.\nI\'m required to have a fullback on the roster...give me a break.  Waste of a roster spot.\nThis just names a few of the problems.', u'hours': 145.2, u'date': u'2016-04-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561197972369732', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 133, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'kidc', u'text': u'An awesome new roguelike? JUST HOOK IT TO MY VEINS! Video of the first few stages below if youre interested in seeing it in motion, and dont play as the fish guy, he is the worst! Also I fight the first boss at the end...\nupdated with more impressions:\nThis game is a bit unforgiving in terms of its health system, if you get stuck in a bad spot, or just flub a jump you can be quickly hit over and over again, there seems to be no invincibility frames which would be SUPER helpful. Also, in my time playing it I never saw a way to regain health besides buying it at the end of a stage...and the health is usually way more money than you will have. What this means is that you will load out into the next level with LESS health than the previous, easier level. Maybe you could always return to a bas % of your total health when you warp? Like at the very end of my video when I fight the boss, I go in with 2 health. Its insane.\nAnd I have been tinking about it a lot, I would love it if your sword did overhead damage as well. The damage "zone" is only directly in front of you, traditionally in games where you are swinging a sword (castlevania) there is a bit of damage in the upper/front region so that it is easier to hit flying enemies. Like the flying eyeball in this game. Which I HATE.', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-02-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197982599663', u'product_id': u'573780', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 258, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Cuddles', u'text': u'This game has flaws, plenty of them. However as long as the game is worked on i think itll be brilliant, the combat and especially the camera angles need some work, id also love to know hoe=w the hell i can construct new goliaths and where half the resources are but im sure in time itll come, Its still fun though', u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2016-05-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198053691407', u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 313, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Vinrafel', u'text': u"First Impressions Video:\nBattle of the Bulge is a turn-based strategy game where the player take control of either the Allied or the Axis powers in the famous and bloody Battle of the Bulge.\nHow does is play?\nThe game is divided into turns which represent the passage of time. Every turn you activate all of your units in one region and move them. If you move them into a space with enemy units there is a battle. Easy, right? Well, to make things more interesting, the game is also divided into days. Every day consists of many turns, and no units can be moved twice in one day. This isn't even getting into the supply lines, crossing river, artillery, air support, on and on and on.\nThe game holds a lot of complexities, but is very easy to play. The tutorial teaches you everything you need to know in about half an hour and points you to where you can learn more specifics. It can be played by anyone, but takes work to master.\nThe AI is very good at the game. Of the three games I played I only won one game (the one from the video). hat being said, I loved them all. Every descision matters and the AI is good at keeping you on your toes.\nOverall, I loved this game. I would recommend it to anyone who enjoys military strategy. This one will keep you thinking. Oh, and it has multiplayer as well if you are a military genius and think the AI is too easy.", u'hours': 5.9, u'date': u'2015-09-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 337, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'N4me404', u'text': u'Impressive work as always zun\nalso tan cirno XD', u'hours': 2.8, u'date': u'2017-12-10', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 9, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 179, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'UR|wR\xc5R', u'text': u'Controller recommended but not supported.', u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 597, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'RyanV.', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 66, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u'Extremely simple game mechanics, but a very fun game!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Bullet Fly', u'text': u'It is time to bed.', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 5, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 18, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'\u300c\u265b$h@rd\u265b\u300dCS.MONEY bolt.g', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 11, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u'its a good game for when ever you bored .\nso funny story.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'wayward', u'hours': 9.8, u'products': 109, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-01-03', u'text': u'Battle Battalions is first and foremost a game about territory and teamwork. Each player\u2019s forces confine them to a role within the match, broken up roughly along 3 main categories, or classes: Tanks, Light Vehicles and Infantry. Each individual Battalion (players can only bring 1 Battalion into battle at a time) is comprised of roughly 1-18 individual units of the same type (players can unlock the ability to mix and match multiple units within a battalion), with a variety of passive attributes. For instance, infantry units tend to be able to access more areas of the map than Light Vehicles or Tanks, though some Light Vehicles have the ability to enter Infantry-only areas. Light Vehicles are a broad category, tending to be faster but easier to kill than tanks. There are a wide variety of armor and weapons types that units may have, and many opportunities for counter-play exist within the system.\nAt the core, players must coordinate their physical location on game\u2019s map to take and hold the points of interest while scaring off or eliminating enemy Battalions. And I don\u2019t use \u2018eliminating\u2019 lightly \u2013 players are entirely unable to replenish units in a match: if you launch into a match with 4 heavy tanks, you can never get more and if one dies, it\u2019s gone for the rest of the match! This makes any combat situation fraught with tension, as it\u2019s quite possible to be entirely wiped out in a bad encounter, or slowly whittled down by enterprising opponents whose Battalions are designed to take out your own.\nIs Battle Battalions worth a try? Well, as they say, there\u2019s no accounting for taste. I\u2019ve been a long-time supporter of Petroglyph\u2019s vision, especially with this formula, pioneered by End of Nations. Battle Battalions is a frenetic, fun and zany 5v5 tactical brawler. It\u2019s cartoony and its attempts to create a squad-based tactics game are brave, laudable and for the most part well realized. It is the result of years of iteration and listening to player feedback, and it shows.\nThe store is a slight stumbling block, but the game itself is addictive and fun both for the individual and the organized team. It remains to be seen what market there is for such a game, but Petroglyph believes enough in this concept to have tried it four times in sequence, and I\u2019m intruiged enough to join them for this ride yet again. I do hope that they continue to grow this game by adding new unit types, map types and advanced features like destructible terrain objects (e.g. bridges) and will be engaging Petroglyph to continue to iterate and innovate to prove to the world that this team-tactics format has lasting value.\nThanks for your time, and I hope to encounter you as an ally on the battlefield.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'SOL Ranger', u'text': u'As a big fan of C&C Generals it had initial potential, the gameplay was also interesting albeit a bit simplistic and artificially cramped through bushes and vision ranges, but still fun and I enjoyed it, but now there are no players so none of that matters.\nHowever most notably it\'s P2W with the need to use monetised "supplies" to use various very strong abilities, supplies which are designed to run out unless you pay RL money to keep it up, the alternative would be to be a second class player very significantly weaker for many/most of your games to gain the privilege to fight on equal terms in some games. Notably they also removed PvE mode, making any PvE supply grind unavailable.\nI nearly maxed a battalion(last tier) and noticed how my supplies were dwindling increasingly constantly as I gained the progress, as I recall somewhat even with premium time active it dwindled in the end, after finally noticing a ~50 or so quite systematic supply loss per game I quit as I realised things would only get much worse in the end.\nNotably I neither used supplies actively in games through abilities nor was I using maximum supplies for a battalion bonuses, so I was already not at all using the supplies to the extent they are designed to be consumed.\nDon\'t waste your time, it had some good ideas, but a very bad exectution involving P2W.', u'hours': 61.2, u'date': u'2016-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 229, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'DocHoliday', u'text': u'Cool game... Long waits for matches though. :(', u'hours': 22.7, u'date': u'2015-12-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198005911049', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 12, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Tyroie', u'text': u"What I love about this game, I love hard - The combat is fantastic. In a fight, finding the best course of action isn't simple, and that's a good thing. Opponents vary widely, and you constantly learn new, interesting abilities - this all means you're always having to adapt. Absolutely fantastic! The art was surprisingly great too, and the music okay - if sometimes awkward.\nBut sadly, the rest of the game felt extremely amateur, and constant little issues worked to remind me of that. A severe lack of polish. No one issue really matters that much, but they all add up, you know? Here's a list, because I'm a jerkface:\nThere is a significant silent gap whenever any song loops (Edit: Fixed!)\nText is higher resolution than game graphics\nThere is something weird going on causing the pixel-grid to frequently shift around and resize\nMouse cursor isn't hidden when window is focused\nDialog text appears all at once, instead of rolling in\nWhen a single character has multiple dialog boxes in a row, it closes and reopens that dialog box, instead of keeping it open to show continued speech\nMenu cursor has an extremely slow top-speed - this causes input to often be ignored in menus\nWhen using Mind Read, you're unable to press a button to continue - have to wait a long time\nWhy are there save points if I can save anywhere?\nSelf-only abilities have you select your target\nAnd really, if it were only a lack of polish, it'd be fine, but there were too many things about the game design that got on my nerves, too. Another list:\nI don't mind some personality in the dialog and storytelling, but it's so heavy-handed and drawn out - it felt annoying instead of charming.\nThe last area & ending was incredibly anti-climactic and brief.\nThe sliding-object puzzles are used so often through the course of the game that it barely feels like there's any other kind of puzzle. There could be lots more variety & creativity there.\nTons of treasure chests, but they lose their charm once you get healing potion #7234589.\nI don't recall there being any branching paths in the game - it's extremely linear.\nI did enjoy myself all in all - it's just, if I knew what this was going to be like, I would've had a lot more fun replaying an actual old JRPG. I like to think that if it were improved just a bit, it would really help the game out a lot, though!", u'hours': 20.5, u'date': u'2017-02-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561197995414632', u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 129, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'jackjac0705', u'hours': 36.5, u'products': 3, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'text': u'i like oranges. its a good software', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'\u2764RayRayYoShawty\u2764', u'hours': 1628.5, u'products': 31, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'text': u'This program was great before the FNAF kids found Source Filmmaker...', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Agent Joshua', u'hours': 42.4, u'products': 24, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'text': u'Pretty Noice Thank Valve', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'TheLordOfCringe', u'text': u'A little hard to master, but once you learn what to do with it, then you will definitely love it.', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198148075630', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 22, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'BabyChika7', u'text': u"Way too difficult!\nI even can't finish level 2! LEVEL 2?!\nI'm a casual gamer and absolutely no pro, but if I even can't finish level 2....\nI don't think I'm the only one....", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-10-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198315167217', u'product_id': u'595480', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 114, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'pook99', u'text': u'Terrible game.\nFirst, in any game like this you need to have tight controls, this game does not.  The controls are floaty which makes simple chores more difficult than they should be.\nThe level design is not good, this is not a hard game it is a trial and error game and there is a big difference between the two.  A hard game is something like super meat boy, you see the level laid out in front of you and you need to finish it.  It takes practice but ultimately you knew exactly what the obstacles were before you started, mastering the precise movements and timing is where the fun and challenge comes in.\nThis game is nothing like that, this game has random deaths that you cannot see coming.  For example, in level 2 there is a bunch of platform steps for you to climb.  Simple enough, and as you are climbing a rock appears out of nowhere and kills you.  There was no way you could have avoided that rock in time, but the next time you play you know not to jump on that platform until the rock appears and bounces over your head.  Once you pass the rock you get to the top and an enemy is approaching you.  As you jump over the enemy a spear comes flying in from off screen, shot by an enemy you could not see.  Next time you get to that area, you know not to jump.\nNone of the challenges I encountered in my time with this game were hard(note I played offline a bit so dont let the logged time fool you) they just simply require you to die once so you know what not to do next time.  If you are into trial and error games like this then maybe this is for you, but comparing it to nes games or other hard games is simply not correct.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-08-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198116707297', u'product_id': u'595480', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 1384, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Onibi Onna', u'text': u"In all honesty I do want to like this game. The art style is really nice and there's obviously a lot of good ideas, that said their are a lot of problems\n- I understand this is a difficult platformer, but there's a difference between challenging and teeth-grindingly frustrating, and this game seems to fall into the latter category. For this kind of game you\nto have tight controls, which this game does not have. I was stuck at the first level for ages because, as primarily a keyboard user, the key placements were spaced in the worst way. The lack of options for keybinding also\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665me off. The design is odd as well, you should scroll out to be able to view a wider portion of the map, the player character is way to big in proportion to the screen, and because of the design I could never tell the distance between myself and an enemy, even from so close up\nI kept either falling off islands, or trying to hit an enemy and getting killed instead on the\nbecause the controls are so borked and the the character I'm playing as is so floaty\n- In regards to the story, I'll honestly say I skipped past most of it. The worst way to tell a story is too just bombard them with information and plot details, especially with text that makes your eyes hurt. You need to space out your details better so as to make the story stick and to interest the player. Otherwise you're just throwing names and plot at them and it's bypassing them completely\n- If I have started a level ONLY SHOW ME THE DAMN TEXT ONCE, christ, the last straw for me was the fact that this stupid owl would keep trying to give me the tutorial, and then put me on text blast without my consent\nAs this game is, I wouldn't recommend it, it's very nearly unplayable and I'm nowhere near invested enough to want to dig out my controller so I can actually play, though going by the other reviews, I doubt switching to controller will make much of a difference", u'hours': 2.8, u'date': u'2017-07-31', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'595480', u'page_order': 4, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 976, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Shwgar', u'hours': 1.4, u'products': 982, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2014-11-30', u'text': u"This game might not be the next big thing but if you like puzzlegames you should try it out!\nStarts of way to easy but gets a bit more challenging after a while!\nDidn't like the minigame part were you restore your energy as that fellt more at home in a Ipad game.\nOverall though quite fun for a couple of hours with levels, equipment and different spells to give some variation to the puzzle combat.\nShort let's play of the start of the game here!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'SocioPsycho', u'text': u"Gunspell is a tactical turn-based match 3 game that utilizes gear, spells\nand strategy to defeat enemies.  Weapons have possible passive and active\nabilities, as well as other items you carry with you into battle, and all items\ncan be upgraded.  Resources are fairly easy to acquire, and there is a good\nbalance between acquired resources and cost of items and slots in inventory.\nThe game relies upon a combination of luck in the match 3, and having\nthe correct combination of gear, weapons and spells.  There is a steep spike\nin difficulty as you progress through the game, and being keenly aware of what\nspells you have to use, plus the right gear can make the difference in victory\nor defeat.  One thing that separates this from your traditional match 3 game is\nthat you take turns, so you have to think two turns ahead in which\ntiles you match,\nas your enemy can and will take advantage of any matches you set up for them.\nThe story is corny an unremarkable, the currency system is balanced, and\nthe game is tactically demanding.  I don't feel my time was wasted in the game,\nbut it isn't recommended for those who enjoy pure match 3; planning\nand preparation\nare needed as you progress, or you will hit a difficulty wall.   For those that\nenjoy tactical games, this will be an enjoyable game.\nThis is a summary of my review video, which I encourage you to\nwatch if you are looking for a more in-depth review.\nThanks for your viewership and support; for more videos check click here.", u'hours': 17.3, u'date': u'2014-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198022820771', u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 534, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'mark | dj.', u'hours': 6.2, u'products': 3562, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2014-11-16', u'text': u'Gunspell does its best to give us an experience suited for PC users, but sadly fails in doing this. Let me get one thing perfectly clear; there\u2019s nothing wrong with the port itself, but you can clearly see that the game originates from its original platform, the mobile phone.\nIf you\u2019ve ever played Puzzle Quest, or basically any match-3 game, you should exactly know what to expect. The gameplay consist of matching three or more of the same gems and where you normally score points by doing this, in Gunspell you\u2019ll be doing damage with these gems. Or you can earn energy to execute a skill. All you have to do is match the correct gems. In this case you have gems with purple \u2018hearts\u2019 in them that will reward you with experience, silver gems that will earn you money and skulls that will damage your opponent. The other colors will be used for performing your own moves, like shooting a gun or using a shield. Nothing groundbreaking here, and it works the same way as any other match-3 game. In fact, Gunspell is pretty much a copy of Puzzle Quest and while there are subtle differences the majority plays exactly the same way.\nThe game starts off pretty easy and you\u2019ll be completing quests without any trouble, but after a couple of hours things will pick up and opponents will then sometimes have twice your health, if not more. The difficulty then ramps up, because your enemies can do tons of damage if you\u2019re unlucky.\nLuck plays a big factor in this game because the gems are randomly generated and you never know what you\u2019re going to get. Of course, this also works the other around. But your skills usually aren\u2019t powerful enough to execute more than 200-300 damage, especially in the beginning.\nQuests are generated by following the story. Playing the story usually unlocks sidequests as well, and these can all have different rewards, ranging from experience and currency to items.\nWhen you\u2019re not battling enemies you can use the world map to get to a different destination. There are stashes, caves and portals to find. Stashes reward you with items and portals allow you to travel to other parts of the in-game world to battle even more enemies. Caves are used to gather loot and occasionally fight some more enemies. Using in-game currency you can often banish these creatures, except if that creature is part of a (side)quest, of course.\nWhich brings me to the following: as you may have already read the game originates from mobile phones and it\u2019s obvious that the can was made as some sort of free-to-play game with the option to buy more currency and items with real life money. This version is absolutely 100% free, but you can still unlock and buy things with in-game currency. Your inventory, for both normal items and magic, is limited to one slot by default. You can unlock more slots by buying them. But this just doesn\u2019t work in a PC version and it makes the game feel cheap and, above all, repetitive.\nAfter a couple of hours you probably don\u2019t even feel like playing anymore, because progress is slow and you don\u2019t want to buy every little thing you see. These things should unlock naturally, by doing and completing quests. I don\u2019t want to perform mind-numbing tasks in order to be able to buy better gear. Quest rewards were made just for that. And while defeated enemies also drop loot these items, with the exception of a few, are most of the times worthless.\nIt\u2019s actually painful to see a game like this appear, because it definitely has potential and to this day there are still plenty of people waiting for a next Puzzle Quest (PQII was a-ma-zing !). Just not like this. If it was made with PC in mind then a game like this could be awesome. I\u2019m just saying.\nThe graphics are a bit blurry, and seem upscaled, but they\u2019re created with plenty of detail; I was impressed by them. There are some small animations going on from time to time, but nothing big.\nThe HUD is crowded, and there\u2019s too much going on sometimes, but overall it was designed pretty well. Same goes for the soundtrack really.\nGunspell could\u2019ve been so much more, but instead it feels like a cheap attempt at making some money. I don\u2019t think there\u2019s a way to fix it now, it would need too much tinkering for that, but I just hope that their next game is made with more respect than this. That is, if it\u2019s coming to PC. Because God knows we all need a new, proper Puzzle Quest game\u2026 even if it\u2019s a carbon copy with a different theme.\n[Rating: 69/100]', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'ShadyWady', u'text': u"Great to play on consol, awful on PC. couldn't get it working on at all on windows 10, even when i tried all tutoriols to fix it. great game, just awful platform. Waste of money.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198444303449', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 10, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'MyEnragedShark', u'hours': 68.7, u'products': 65, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'text': u'Absoultely amazing. Took me so long to 100% but was so worth it. Has so much replayablity and is just incredible. Must have game!!!!!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'TheJapVap', u'text': u'DC THE BEST DC FOREVER', u'hours': 6.7, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198234944572', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 118, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'ShinDigPig', u'text': u"A fun, hard marble puzzle platformer. Almost too hard at points, don't get me started on hardcore mode, but overall a pretty fun game!", u'hours': 8.0, u'date': u'2015-01-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'291430', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 3591, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Goldenhelm', u'text': u'Lost my marbles trying this game. Alas, not for me!', u'hours': 3.4, u'date': u'2014-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'291430', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 1036, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Shard', u'text': u'Clean, simple presentation, but clever and a lot of fun.', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2014-10-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198026159363', u'product_id': u'291430', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 4708, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'mounrou', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 4442, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-04-24', u'text': u'Tl:dr, This is a Geometry exercise book in program form, for people who already know the basis of geometry.\nNothing more, nothing less.\nIf that is exactly what you are looking for your teenager (who\'d most likely thinks this is boring as flute and switch to Battlefield the moment you turn your back) then its exactly what it\'s said on the tin. You\'d likely be in a pretty niche group to enjoy this as a game though.\nBut for people what do find these kind of stuffs actually "fun" (like this guy here for example), it works overall. The music is annoying and distracting after a while, but you can always turn that off; The rounding to nearest whole thing is also annoying and feels off, and I\'d rather be able to type in the exact answer, but that\'s probably for the sake of presentation and tablet-type controls; The handwriting interface is just useless when you don\'t have touchscreen and have to write by mouse, and its much faster and easier to use pretty much anything else (notepad, paper, charcoals on cave walls, etc.)\nBut beyond all those superfluous gimmicks, the core game is there, and that bit works fine. So its alright in the end IMO.\nJust make sure you understand what you are getting into before you add this to your cart is all.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'gbors', u'text': u"A short and simple math game, based around geometry. Very nice minimalistic presentation, puzzles are leaning towards the easier side if you're good at elementary math, with 4-5 really interesting challenges among the 60 in total. The 2 USD / EUR asking price is also about right, so it's easy to recommend this game.", u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2017-04-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197991465987', u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 832, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'wrao', u'hours': 1.4, u'products': 239, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-04-14', u'text': u'Excellent game. You know what will be even better? Pythagoria\xb2! It will feature improved pencil, hopefully the sequel after it will include randomly generated puzzles along with competitive multiplayer, would be great.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Makami-tsu!', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 469, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-08-21', u'text': u"This isn't really a review but more of a warning to those that consider playing this game. The game itself is quite old that makes it very prone to some technical issues. And one of these problems is the pathfinding, which is makeing the game nearly unplayable but there is an easy solution  to that problem and down below there is a link that is fixing that problem.\nNow making this review I also wanted to make the game score go a bit higher, the reason to that is that the game itself is getting very negative opinions that could be (possibly) eraesd just by downloading this patch. So anyone that is already considering giving this game a bad mark just for the controls that can be fixed can rethink writing the review and try the game that is actually playable.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Daddy Stalin', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 97, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-08-20', u'text': u'my guy got stuck in a building only 2 min in.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'opadong', u'text': u"Great Classic Game.\nUnfortunately the Steam Version of the Game has a very bad bug that ruins the controls and makes it almost unplayable. A lot of the bad reviews are just because of that bug, and not because the Game is bad. The GOG Version doesn't have this bug.\nA 100% working Fix can be found here:", u'hours': 37.1, u'date': u'2016-08-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198027228082', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 102, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Omen UK', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 435, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-09-14', u'text': u'I remember this game fondly butit is surprizing just how much your memory can decieve you.  found it to be overly difficult and to be honest as much as this may well have been looked upon with fondess originally time has not been good to it and you can see it for what it is.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'ArcaneLayne', u'hours': 2.3, u'products': 172, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-09-08', u'text': u"An experiment goes awry, and you're teleported to a strange and hostile alien world. Will you be able to survive? A cinematic platformer in a similar vein to point-and-click adventures. I remember playing this game on the SNES in my youth and being impressed by the animation at the time. The game has not aged well.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'bjorn_altenburg', u'text': u"This game is an art pieace that as art is more timeless then the game play. Will I ever truly get the same feeling of accomplishment my father did 15 years ago going mad beating this game without a guide? No, we have guides online and the game has more save points, wich is fine. It's still a tough game overall, but it's diffculuty seems to be all over the place, but it fits the atmosphere of the game regardless. This game stands alone in so many ways, it's a side scroller, but from there it really can't be pinned down to hard. I do not want to spoil this gem of a game, so get it for like $10 on sale and enjoy a hard but well aged classic.", u'hours': 3.0, u'date': u'2017-09-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 500, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'wew', u'text': u'Game had potential, needed A LOT of tlc, but its dead now.', u'hours': 6.3, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198116083694', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 214, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Tokyo Marui', u'hours': 1.9, u'products': 110, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'text': u"Didn't try multiplayer. Single player missions are boring and repetitive with missions lacking any higher cause or story you would dive in to. They're just useless. You just collect things on a map and instantly die when more zombies jump at you at the same time. It's hard to time melee attack when you run out of ammo.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Cyberlennoxxx (not french)', u'text': u'You can shoot things.', u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2017-12-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198039937061', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 294, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Casio5055', u'text': u'AS OF 12/20/2017 THIS GAME IS STILL ALIVE!\ngreat game, fun gameplay, tight knit community, UNLOCK EVERYTHING BY PLAYING, NO MICROTRANSACTIONS!\nplease remember this is mostly a multiplayer tactical shooter and the singleplayer isnt as fun. if you want to review this game i ask that you atleast play 5 multiplayer matches (join the umbrella corps players & umbrella corps active players steam groups). the gameplay style is kind of hard to get used to but after th 3rd match you get the hang of it and its super fun. i always wonder why this never took off, its a great game.\nEVERY BAD REVIEW IS PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW THEY COULDNT GET A MULTIPLAYER MATCH, OR SOME ANGRY JOE SELLOUT FAN.', u'hours': 16.6, u'date': u'2017-12-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 7, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 119, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'gabella', u'text': u"Not a bad old school shooter in the first person. I'd like to note a good schedule and a diverse arsenal.\nThe drawback is too short and sometimes monotonous. It is possible to take a discount.", u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-11-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198037740410', u'product_id': u'654350', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 45, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Hamsternapster1', u'text': u'game is fun, inspired by Escher drawings, not too compicated and good to spend a fair deal of time with', u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198399574927', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 33, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'RABR54', u'hours': 3.2, u'products': 141, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u'Good Game!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'KaynanK', u'text': u'Fun and weird puzzle game, but fairly short.', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198021267632', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 1069, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Sendo', u'text': u'Cant seem to find any games recently and i really enjoy this game', u'hours': 17.0, u'date': u'2015-12-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198028277237', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 4, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'fakeace', u'text': u"I've enjoyed so far, it has a hype sound track, and decent Free to play macahinics. I'm pretty sure Totalbiscit does the voice overs. Try out it you may very well like it. I warn, its face paced and very unforgiving. If you die, your out that game.", u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2015-12-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198065089822', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 51, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'BlueShirtGreyPants', u'text': u'pretty fun f2p game that you dont have to spend money on.  like others say its rock paper scissors so you just have to think about what you have vs what your going up against.', u'hours': 2.6, u'date': u'2015-12-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198023137809', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 289, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Dave! Yognaut', u'text': u"I was hoping this would be like Shattered Galaxy but it wasn't it's kinda simplistic and it feels like it's missing something.\nNot very indept gameplay the ranking/leveling/unlocking? system seems built around the idea of grinding. OH ya the matchmaking system is horrible absolutly horrible, a game breaker really. It matches you up with 4-5 other guys i forget but anyways it tries to match you up with a certain group some you will be good againts and some you will be bad againts AND if you happen to fall into a match up where you are good againts no one you are basically screwed most ppl just leave at this point because if you join you'll just die a horrible death. They need to get ridd of that class system or that matchmaking system it's horrible.\nRight now i'm not sure if i should recommend it or not but it's free so why not give it a try.", u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2015-12-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197977060919', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 143, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Caffeine Fire', u'text': u"Alright game, took about 10 minutes to learn and die several times, then took about 20 minutes to do a single run. Shorter than most rogue-likes I've played. It was sorta fun, most of the item descriptions are badly translated, and it's barely worth a dollar. But hell, it's better than something I could make.", u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-09-24', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'574640', u'page_order': 0, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 85, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'TvT / TradeIT.GG', u'text': u'greeat', u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2017-09-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198096243555', u'product_id': u'574640', u'page_order': 1, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 126, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Blood_Owl csgotune.com', u'text': u'Only for cards', u'hours': 6.4, u'date': u'2017-09-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198329556666', u'product_id': u'574640', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 38, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'taehyungggggggg', u'text': u"This game is a very fun cheap RAGING game for anybody out there.\nBut, I can't play it too much because\nMy  BLOOD PREssURE will get too high because I'm raging at this game :)", u'hours': 4.2, u'date': u'2016-01-27', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198253353982', u'product_id': u'409560', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 73, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'vladik', u'text': u'RUN JUMP DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE .......', u'hours': 3.7, u'date': u'2016-01-24', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 5, u'product_id': u'409560', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 138, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Lazy', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 354, u'product_id': u'409560', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-01-21', u'text': u"Very similar to Super Meat Boy. Music and Gameplay is addicting. Puzzle Platforming is difficult which is good if you like a challenge. For the price I would say it's well worth it!", u'early_access': True, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Scarlet Dreadful', u'hours': 8.4, u'products': 115, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-04', u'text': u'Once again, after nearly 2 years when I first completed Costume Quest 1, Costume Quest 2 was just as fun and entertaining. Also, I finished during halloween time XD', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'itmejlee', u'hours': 3.7, u'products': 1386, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-04', u'text': u'Repetetive but funny and fun, cute continuation of CQ story.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Grey', u'text': u"Short, fun game. If you liked the first, you'll probably like this too.", u'hours': 9.5, u'date': u'2017-10-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198018767255', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 212, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Sayonara', u'hours': 3.9, u'products': 81, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'text': u'Very reliable animation software with a wonderful workshop full of exactly what you might need for the perfect animation. I Absolutely love this, and i look to work on some big projects on this in the future.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'I just made a friend', u'text': u'Awesome,helps alot for my youtube channel and is just fun to play with in general.This is amazing and fun to expeirment with. in the jist of things, this is a must have to anyone who wants to animate.', u'hours': 10.7, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198424755790', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 8, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'\u2626Pyr0HUDDA\u2626', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 17, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'text': u'gooooooood', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'LL KooL K', u'text': u'This game is so difficult and frustrating...\nWhen other gamers said that they were about to break their controllers, I was like yeah right!\nWhen I tried to play this game... I was about to break my PC!\nI also found to be annoyed by the soundtrack .. repetative & annoying it is!\nOn the other hand, farming cards is easy.', u'hours': 2.8, u'date': u'2017-04-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'595480', u'page_order': 5, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 2861, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Gumu', u'text': u"The game is brillant, but you will either :\n- Puss* out and ask for a refund\n- Break 1 or 2 controllers but keep trying.\n- Or give up.\nThe first minute of the game you'll understand what old school hardcore game was about.\nEasiest 6.29\u20ac spent of my life.\nBuy it.\nEDIT : I gave up h\xe9h\xe9 ! But It was worth, I'll get back to it someday, glad I got it tho, small price, 0 reason not to buy", u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-04-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198014768665', u'product_id': u'595480', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 79, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'nd', u'hours': 5.8, u'products': 2759, u'product_id': u'595480', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-04-11', u'text': u"game is a real challenge for any platformer fan: its real  hardcore - whatever i do i die ))))\nhowever, game is greatly designed, i don't often meet platformers made with unity: all the surrounding environment is made to look real 3d - very beatufiul levels, interesting aztec or maya (i mix them often) stylistics;\nyou play for an ancient warrior and you enemies are ancient aztec characters.\ni recommend it for any platformer fan.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'eldus', u'text': u"First and the most: This game is a tablet port. Second - it's a match-3  rpg game.\nThe good news is that this game is a good port of a good match-3 rpg. Personally I don't play the tablet games very much, but this one - I like it.\nDon't get fooled by first few easy enemies! Think of it as some sort of tutorial. When you get to level 4 the monsters will provide some challenge. And at level 9-10 you'll have to stand on your toes, use any spells you can get, acquire specific gear versus certain enemies, etc.\nPro: Stunningly good art, nice story, good character mechanics and tons of equipment.\nCon: Rather short and linear campaign, too easy first monsters.", u'hours': 9.5, u'date': u'2014-11-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198007132747', u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 252, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'[unassigned]', u'text': u"I found it addictive and fun game! Seems simple at first look, but surprised me with complex system of items, magic and fighting tactics. Easy to start but it becomes more and more challenging while hero gets new levels. I can't say there are much games in this genre that worth playing, but Gunspell surely does.", u'hours': 6.4, u'date': u'2014-11-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198134142573', u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 2, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Birck', u'hours': 38.9, u'products': 798, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2014-11-09', u'text': u'This game is being a bit unfairly judged, while it does not have the polish of a Puzzle Quest this game does get far more challenging as you play.\nThe first 2-3 hours is quite easy and you can easily progress without any challenge, once you get around level 7-8 or higher quite a few enemies will hit you extremely hard, and you can die quite easily.\nIf you like the Puzzle Quest style of gameplay this is a decent pickup.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'!Sweet~Ninjas!', u'text': u"Great game, great story. It's batman", u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198214598221', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 223, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Damon', u'text': u"Because I'm Batman.", u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198256344277', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 29, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'K_is_king', u'hours': 14.8, u'products': 80, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'text': u'Remapped so many keys, I had to move with my calculator.\n10/10 Controls', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Elf Foreman', u'hours': 8.4, u'products': 20, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'text': u'Good game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'plinko', u'text': u"This is a thinking man's Super Monkey Ball, in a very good way", u'hours': 4.8, u'date': u'2014-09-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'291430', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 546, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'CreamCrackers19', u'text': u"9/10 Very addicting gameplay. Loving it so far. I expect that I'll be coming back to this again and again when I need a break from my serious gaming.", u'hours': 3.5, u'date': u'2014-08-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198148813830', u'product_id': u'291430', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 93, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'\U0001d57e\U0001d586\U0001d599\U0001d586\U0001d593', u'text': u'A bit sad to give this one a thumbs down. If you expect something with the quality of "Ballance" (the one by Atari) or Hamsterball, you will be disappointed. In it\'s own way it\'s kinda nice. Having three balls with different abilities is kind interesting, but: The marbles just feel odd, mainly because there isn\'t much in terms of inertia - they halt almost instantly and that just feels unnatural if you\'ve played (for example) the other two I\'ve listed above, they also all feel the same. Here and there I miss some checkpoint and it just feels a bit amateurish. I\'ll play it and kinda enjoy it on the basis that there is a lack of alternatives, but I can\'t really recommend it either. If you feel adventurous and if you are a die-hard fan of that kind of games then you may still wanna give it a try. Also: Use mouse and keyboard - just doesn\'t work that nice with a controller.', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2014-08-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'291430', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 581, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'AlmightyFridges', u'text': u"Ever seen a game where the main character doesn't even want to be in it? Any move command in the tutorial level makes my character run out of the map into the abyss to never be seen again.\nActually unplayable.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-08-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198073287961', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 150, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'tonkatim420', u'text': u'Oh buddy, I remember sinking hours into this game when it came out and never really finished it. This time I was determined, and it looks better than ever! Definitely work a try.', u'hours': 2.6, u'date': u'2017-09-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 545, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'sophLOL', u'text': u"I can't even begin to explain why this game is so bad, there's so many reasons. Don't even waste a dollar on it.", u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-12-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 144, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'SloxyTV (O.o) | CSGOPOKER.COM', u'text': u'Great game. Killed a trashcan :) - Rating 5 / 7', u'hours': 4.6, u'date': u'2017-09-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'574640', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 198, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'\u211b\u210f\u01b4m\u03b1\u1d74\u1d1bia\u2113\u2742', u'hours': 7.1, u'products': 359, u'product_id': u'574640', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-09-03', u'text': u'Unalive is an action adventure roguelike game. Randomly generated laboratory rooms. Collect unique items to improve your abilities. Kill bosses and stay alive. You have only one chance!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Beridok', u'hours': 6.6, u'products': 930, u'product_id': u'574640', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-09-02', u'text': u'Barely a recommendation.\nSo, there are many cheap games on Steam now - most of them are pure trash, that\'s not even playable.\nHere we have quite simple rules and gameplay. Lack of variety is quite painful... in about 20 minutes you\'ll see almost all monsters and possible "room combinations".\nHowever, game was even fun to play, despite having problems like, getting hurt on certain places, low value of hp packs, weird power-ups, etc. 1k kills achievement might be a bit hard to get, as well as beating whole game without few runs.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'SatelliteTG', u'text': u'bought this game for a few reasons\n1. it was a little over a dollar\n2. i like these type of games\n3. i think itd make for some pretty hilarious youtube videos\nP.S. i think i made a good choice!', u'hours': 2.7, u'date': u'2016-01-20', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'409560', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 157, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Mortang', u'text': u"Simple (but not easy) and nice derivative of Super Meat Boy.\nNot perfect but totally worth it's price.", u'hours': 3.6, u'date': u'2016-01-20', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'409560', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 1806, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'kalienator', u'hours': 8.0, u'products': 231, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-10-23', u'text': u"This game is adorable.  If you loved the original, you'll love this one.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Axel153', u'text': u'Like the Halloween movie Pixar never got around to making. Not the most in depth game, but well worth admission!', u'hours': 11.5, u'date': u'2017-10-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198028616997', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 143, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Frodo', u'text': u"Just as great as the first game!\nThe battle mechanic is way smoother than the first game though. In the first game it felt way too randomized on which button you'd need to hit to block and what not. In the second game one character is always Y, one is always X and one is always A (if you're using a controller ofc).\nLoved the plot of this one, excellent side quests again. Thoroughly enjoyed this game.\n10/10", u'hours': 10.4, u'date': u'2017-10-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 166, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Manve.666', u'text': u"The complexity of this game is too high.\nThere are moments that pass almost unreal without some luck.\nSometimes it scares out terribly, but when you pass, you get a lot of fun, probably this is the main reason to continue the game. Most likely, I'll say this game, yes)", u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2017-04-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198019426398', u'product_id': u'595480', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 11, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'G2R1k', u'text': u'Pros of the game - nice graphics,\nClear gameplay,\nAn interesting universe\nDisadvantages of the game - overshooting complexity\nSome design mistakes\nComplexity is very often enrages, but you still want to go any further.', u'hours': 3.1, u'date': u'2017-04-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197998527488', u'product_id': u'595480', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 62, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Stormshaedow', u'hours': 12.4, u'products': 264, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2014-11-08', u'text': u"If you like puzzle games, this is pretty fun. 1 thing to note. The creatures you fight get more challenging after you get to level 7 or so. They start to hit harder, have more hit points, and use items more often.\nSo while I wouldn't say this is the best game ever, it is still a pretty fun and entertaining game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'madeye.mcbaine', u'text': u'If you are looking for a mind numbing match game with a hint of rpg, lots of bad grammar, and lack of options as far as sound (has a few bugs too) then this is a game for you, not bad for a 2-5 dollar pickup but not worth the full price.', u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2014-11-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198055121346', u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 131, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Halrawk', u'text': u"It's an alright game. The puzzle aspect is pretty much what you'd expect from this kind of game.\nCons\n- Extremely repetitive, even for this type of game.\n- WAY to easy, you pretty much can't lose. (I'm talking about enemies hitting for 5-10 damage, I have 700 HP, even 'hard' enemies.)\n- Inventory is tiny, costs a lot to upgrade, but you don't really need it.\nPros\n- Lots of equipment to choose from\n- Variety of ways to damage enemies, spells, weapons, artifacts, etc.\nOverall, I'd say it's not worth the money. It's for sure a mobile port, and you can tell it used to have micro transaction (this version does NOT). Unless you are a super hardcore puzzle fan, and want to play all the puzzle games you can, I'd suggest you steer clear.\nI myself will play for awhile longer, since I already bought it, and I'm wondering if it gets better (if it does, I'll come back and change this).", u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2014-11-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 930, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'theslide87', u'text': u"If you like Turn based games, and a Sci-Fi setting,then this game is for you.\nJust in Early Access,but by the way a solid 'Choose your own destiny' RPG, with crew combat,ship combat,crew management,missions,diplomacy and a Storyline in developement but still intriguing.\nPlayed the original ST rpg on Mobile(not a pro,just casual gamer) , and i've appreciated the big jump of quality between the two games.\na classical example where there's no need of Wonderful graphics(PS: the Views of the planets remind e so much Dune)to make a great game.\nSimone", u'hours': 2.7, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198801040225', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 1, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'BOT Krass', u'hours': 5.8, u'products': 172, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'text': u'So much potential; excited for full release!', u'early_access': True, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Gilandilas', u'text': u'This is hard, I wish there was a neutral review but there is not.\nThis is basically darkest dungeon in space - some people will tell you it is easy, some people will tell you the game is impossible.\nPersonally, I am in the "impossible" camp, the good news is that the defs seem to be active on the forums.\nSo, unlike darkest dungeon, we might get custom difficulty so you can tweak the game to your enjoyment level.\nTrying to hang in until then.', u'hours': 28.4, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198097402337', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 448, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'yonyonyon', u'text': u"While the mechanics and the story are quite simple, together they make a wonderful experience. This game is pure fun that doesn't have boring moments", u'hours': 11.5, u'date': u'2017-12-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198050270250', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 380, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Aliy', u'text': u'I want thrash to take me and', u'hours': 11.3, u'date': u'2017-12-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 218, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'manbearbunz', u'text': u'Honestly so much fun i dont post any type of reviews but this game was great and kept my attention all the way though :)', u'hours': 17.3, u'date': u'2017-12-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198255231739', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 19, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'creanero', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 96, u'product_id': u'449460', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-29', u'text': u'Controls are extremely clunky, there\'s no "back" or "undo" button if they cause you to make a mistake.  Then again, given that the PC game developer misspelled the name of the system (it\'s Command and Colours) quality wasn\'t high on my list of expectations.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'nikita', u'text': u"It is a very simple game with like 10 units from each side and small battlefield and not very well ballanced. Doesn't feel like it cost $10.", u'hours': 5.4, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198033069367', u'product_id': u'449460', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 69, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'chandler01051', u'text': u"The game is a work of art. Even though this game released in 09', it still holds up. The gameplay, graphics and story are amazing. On the downside, you can complete the STORY in 8-10 hours. However, you can easily invest a lot more with the side challenges.\nRight now, during the Steam sale, $5 is justified. And, after the sale, $19.99 is justified. Don't hestitate to purchase!", u'hours': 8.6, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198107223896', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 55, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'SuchDoge', u'hours': 14.3, u'products': 161, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'text': u'Arkham Asylum is....uhh i\'m gonna say: "Wow". Arkham Asylum has a good story, next to is the Arkham City, the worst story in Arkham Origins and the disappoint of Arkham Knight. But i\'m a fan of Bat, the Arkham series make me have a true feeling of being Batman. Thanks Rocksteady for make an epic trilogy Batman, hopefully in the future you can make some more game about Batman or the other superheroes (without Superman, Wonder Woman) like Flash, Green Arrow and maybe Robin. But things i hate that boss fight is not cool than Arkham City.\n9/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Doctor Progress', u'hours': 4.2, u'products': 25, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'text': u"This is unironically the perfect Batman game.\nPros:\n+ Gameplay primarily breaks down into combat, stealth, and exploration, and all three are impeccably executed\n+ Fistfighting is very fluid and satisfying once you master the various maneuvers and upgradable perks\n+ Stealth is built to accommodate the wide array of gadgets, with rooms laid out to enable a wide variety of strategies\n+ The Metroidvania-style design of the game's setting combined with the island's size make it so there's always something to do, almost all of those things are pretty enjoyable (riddles, platforming puzzles, etc.), and traveling around the island never really gets tedious\n+ The game has a superb visual aesthetic mixing futuristic gadgetry and crumbling gothic architecture, all treated with a believable kind of mundane realism\n+ The voice acting is solid across the board, particularly from Kevin Conroy (Batman) and Mark Hamill (Joker)\n+ Just long enough to be satisfactory, just short enough to offer high replay value\n+ The plot is interesting, well-written, and well-paced\n+ Detective mode features a heartbeat monitor for the sole purpose of indicating how scared enemies are during stealth sections; and if one of them sees you after discovering a couple unconscious bodies, you get to watch them suffer a mini heart attack before they actually fire on you. It is indescribably satisfying.\nCons\n- It might just be my controller, but I frequently get punched out of a combo because Batman refuses to turn around to hit a dude five feet away, instead preferring to punch the air in a straight line\n- I can't actually think of a second thing. Textures don't look great zoomed in?", u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'bipartisan homosexual wizard', u'text': u"Fun puzzle game in the vein of Lost Vikings (once you get past a few levels), wherein you control three spheres of various materials (paper, metal, rubber), all reacting to different obstacles in differing ways.\nOnly suggestion I'm going to give you: don't play on Hardcore mode, because when they tell you 'no checkpoints', what they really mean is 'every death is going to send you back a full level', and yes, this CAN lead to negative progress through the game.", u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2014-06-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'291430', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 5538, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'jdstreetyo', u'text': u'Its exactly what you think it is.', u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2014-06-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198067339281', u'product_id': u'291430', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 14, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'GomBas', u'text': u"Well I rate this game:\n9/10 It's okay", u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2014-05-31', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'291430', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 3060, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Entoco', u'hours': 4.2, u'products': 46, u'product_id': u'574640', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-09-02', u'text': u'I got this product with a 90% coupon and i decided to buy it. This game, although might seem trash for the graphics is actually very cool and can make people rage quit as sometimes (especially in the last boss), it can be difficult and you die, leaving all your objects, but it is very worth it to help you pass your time. So i give it a 9/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'ZaviieR', u'hours': 5.9, u'products': 84, u'product_id': u'574640', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-08-23', u'text': u'1k kill achievement', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Serlord', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 197, u'product_id': u'574640', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-08-20', u'text': u'Bueno, despues de echarle un rato importante, solo decir que el juego est\xe1 francamente bien "teniendo en cuenta lo que me ha costado"... casi n\xe1.\nCon un estilo a juegos tipo Alien de la Game Boy Color y francamente divertido teniendo en cuenta que es un juego "Randomly" y ninguna partida es igual seg\xfan elijas caminos y dem\xe1s.\nComo cosa negativa: Un bug tremendo que tiene con uno de los jefes finales.\nPor lo dem\xe1s a buen precio el juego es muy entretenido y tampoco se le puede pedir mucho m\xe1s.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Freddols', u'hours': 2.0, u'products': 60, u'product_id': u'574640', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-08-20', u'text': u"I got this game for 25 cents because i had a coupon from a badge i crafted. At that price it was not a bad bargain. The game is pretty decent with slight problems, although i'd love to see it have more features, that i will be talking about in a second.\nPros:\n- Enjoyable, Semi-Hard Gameplay.\n- Not the best graphics, although very fitting.\n- Has a ton of In-game Perks throughout the game.\nCons:\n- Very short Gameplay (I finished it for about 76 mins, including the learning curve).\n- Gameplay is very dull and repeatable.\n- Not really worth the original 1 dollar price. Maybe if it was half that, i'd still be more worth it.\n- No other weapons except the default, although Perks make it better.\nThings i think this game needs:\n- Longer gameplay, so more Dungeons to go through.\n- Weapon / Perk Shop throughout the Dungeons (Sort of like the Crafting tables u come across).\n- Some sort of Multiplayer or Online Co-Op (I think this game is perfect for that. Go through the dungeons with a buddy. This would increase the game difficulty).\nOverall:\nNow, i know that this game is supposed to be short and simple, but if the game is going to keep that shape, it better down the price a little (i'd price it at 45 cents).\nIm recommending this game only because there is a specific group of people who are on the look for Small Games like these. If u are that type of person / gamer, i think u should try it out if u don't mind paying a dollar for it.\nOverall, the game is really not that bad. I had quite a lot of fun while it lasted.\nGood luck to the devs!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Ayanok\u014dji', u'text': u'After completing the first game the combat of costume quest 2 just turn me off. it so freaking stale', u'hours': 3.3, u'date': u'2017-10-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198046053404', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 289, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'CC_RedrumnCoke', u'text': u'I agree with the other reviewers that the first Costume Quest was slightly better ( I prefer the Battle Stamps over the Creepy Treat cards), but the sequel was still fun and I recommend it. I got the \u201cHardcorn\u201d achievement for fighting every battle with the Candy Corn costume. The achievement was nice, but what really made it worth it was the hilarious surprise when using Candy Corn on the final boss.', u'hours': 18.4, u'date': u'2017-10-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197971256057', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 255, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Cohj', u'hours': 13.9, u'products': 329, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-10-12', u'text': u"A TINSY bit worse then the first but still kind of the same thing. An unexpected hit from a game that I thought I would just kill some time with.  It's a cool little thought that these costumes come alive but if you're here, I'm sure you've already bought the first one. So expect more of the same with a bit more content and a few creeper costumes.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Thirsty Thursday', u'hours': 16.7, u'products': 1541, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-10-11', u'text': u'Not quite as fun as the first, but still a solid Halloween memory ready to be made for you, no matter what your stance on candy is.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Xerg', u'text': u'My first review on steam, just to warn you guys:\nIts the worst game i ever bought. A very, very bad mobile-port. There is absolutely no challenge in this game. It dosent matter which blocks you move. You will always win by luck even if you try to lose! Because 90% of the enemies do 10-20 dmg on my 500 hp pool and i do about 180 dmg on their 100 hp pool with one simple move. In about 70% of the "epic fights" this happens at the first turn! So you just jump from one loading screen to next, clicking buttons - its nothing more than clicking buttons. Non-existent gameplay value.\nIt feels like its done for 5 year old kids. I highly recommend TO NOT BUY!\n(I can recommend "puzzle quest" if you are looking for a rpgish puzzle game.)\nEdit:\nAnd there is also this horrible stamina mechanic, which forces you to play an idiotic "click the buttons when the buttons flash up" game and it takes AGES to fill up the stamina bar. Stamina is clearly an mobile-device-mechanic used to limit the play time so you have to wait or spend money to go on. And there are so many other issues... cant believe it... its so far away from being polished, challenging and fun.', u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2014-11-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'user_id': u'76561198012348810', u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 234, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'ThePunchMaster', u'text': u'its hard to navigate. Doesnt worth its money )= Needs an update for mouse sensivity.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-09-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198303100928', u'product_id': u'654350', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 111, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Sneaky_Panda', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 243, u'product_id': u'654350', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-09-19', u'text': u'Not a bad game. You can take a discount.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Monsieur-Owly', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 1122, u'product_id': u'654350', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-06-18', u'text': u'While I appreciate the effort of bringing back the old school FPS vibe \xe0 la Wolfenstein 3D and Blake Stone, I simply cannot recommend Cyber Utopia due to some technical issues and design flaws.\nPOSITIVES\n1. Original spriteworks\n2. Cartoony and cyberpunk vibe\n3. Low price\nNEGATIVES\n1. No fullscreen option\n2. 512x384 window\n3. Stiff movement mechanics\n4. Confusing level design\n5. Unbalanced difficulty\nOverall, Cyber Utopia adds up to the long list of disappointing sprite based FPS that have been released on Steam in the last 6 months, including Merger 3D, Castle Werewolf 3D, Western FPS and Nano Project.\nRating:\n2.5 / 10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u"Tails' Cash Explosion", u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 1425, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'text': u'A billion dollar franchise in the making.  Just you wait.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'(1LT)\u2605Kettie', u'text': u'you guys need to spend some more money on advertises and increase the player base. i just dont think many people even know about the game, and it isnt even that bad, i really enjoyed it when i played it.', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198172143146', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 96, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Teragat', u'hours': 4.5, u'products': 213, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'text': u'Sucks a lot of\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Doe', u'text': u'So far this game is great. if you enjoyed the good old days of 16bit SNES RPG games this game is for you.', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2017-02-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198098598276', u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 168, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'mmr peddler', u'text': u'Epic 16-bit nostalgia trip\nAlthough it took me 4 hours to realise you could run in the game', u'hours': 14.0, u'date': u'2017-02-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 466, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'SkoalBandits', u'hours': 10.3, u'products': 156, u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-02-26', u'text': u'As a person that grew up in the 80\'s and 90\'s, i\'m used to the "Golden Age" of RPG games. Those to this day are still my favorite, and Shadows of Adam really is a throwback to the old, turn based battle system game that has a great storyline to back it.\nThis has been a real pleasure. If you are into Traditional RPG games with turn based battles, this is defintely not a game you want to pass up!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Alice', u'text': u"It's Touhou. For my opinion - the best bullet hell(Danmaku) game ever. It's beautiful, it has unique style and good music. It's really hard, but fair. It deserves to be bought", u'hours': 4.3, u'date': u'2017-12-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198125241690', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 50, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'\U0001f171ONELESS \U0001f171ass Player', u'text': u"Easiest game I've ever played.", u'hours': 3.1, u'date': u'2017-12-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 10, u'user_id': u'76561198018608019', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 60, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'LoliFucker', u'text': u'Great aesthethics, cute girls, fun and intense gameplay, and amazing soundtrack.', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2017-12-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198214643037', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 18, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'duvessachic', u'text': u'This is a great game. Keep up the good work!', u'hours': 73.3, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197996567429', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 41, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Wits', u'text': u"Extraordinarily interesting game. A few rough corners and an unfinished story (still in Early Access), but it's already evident that if (and when) the devs work a bit more on this, it's going to be pretty legendary.\nA few suggestions (I am not aware of the devs' plans, so might be these are already on the way):\nProgression could be slower - it's easy to get the best stuff pretty fast. I assume this is so that EA players get to test all the existing content.\nThe micromanagement of the crew should be reduced / made easier. I don't need to personally select the talents and jobs of every grunt in my 40-man crew. Either halve the number of crew slots across the  board (my preferred solution, since it also makes the game harder), automate / improve UI, or aggregate to some degree (add a layer of 8 or so sub-commanders).\nMake the star map accessible everywhere without leaving screens (window-wise), and make it easier to see where e.g. quests take me. As it is, I have to exit the contract screen and backtrack many steps to get to galaxy map, and then I forget which locations the proposed quest would have taken me to.\nThe explorer rewards are pretty \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665, but I assume this is because the gear isn't implemented properly yet?\nThe main quest rewards are probably too good.\nGreat showing, guys!", u'hours': 31.0, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197960273224', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 51, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Higgs', u'hours': 52.8, u'products': 175, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'text': u"Star Traders RPG remains my favorite mobile game on android. Now the Trese Brothers have outdone themselves once again. ST2 is already becoming one of my all time favorites (and it isn't even complete yet)", u'early_access': True, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'alliwantaregames', u'text': u'The theme and charm of this game is outstanding and it is backed up by gameplay that while not amazing is still good and compliments the theme.', u'hours': 15.6, u'date': u'2017-12-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198101597595', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 155, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Long Dong Never Die', u'text': u'1 spaghetti, 1 risotto, 1 lamb...WHERE\u2019S THE LAMB SAUCE!', u'hours': 6.3, u'date': u'2017-12-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 941, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Hinata', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 109, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-09', u'text': u"Full disclosure: I played the Switch version of this game, but since the Switch doesn't have places to put reviews, I'll write it here.\nThis game comes with my full recommendation. A simple concept of cooking battles was taken to a wonderful extreme in this game. The fact that the game becomes something of a beat-em-'up/hack-and-slash as you go out into the wilderness and hunt for the ingredients you'll be cooking with is brilliant.\nThe act of cooking itself is simple, but in a good way. It doesn't feel like it's a mechanic that takes up any more time than it should. The match-3 style to get the perfect flavor out of your dish is easy to get the hang of, and fun from start to finish.\nThe artstyle of this game is simply beautiful, and I truly compliment the people in charge of the art. The soundtrack is perfect for this game, and the voice acting, while having a few hiccups here and there in my opinion, is extremely well done.\nMost of all, this game is addictive. The second I bought it, I couldn't put it down until I was finished with the main story. It does an excellent job of pulling you in and keeping you invested the whole way through.\nThe cast of characters is one of this game's best highlights, as they all feel unique from each other, in both personality and design. Mina makes for a wonderful protagonist who you want to cheer on the whole way through, and Thrash does just as well as the deuteragonist, as the classic tough guy with a soft heart.\nThe supporting characters shine just as much, from the calm and collected personality of Kirin, the gruff and standoffish personality of Cezar, and the jokester, creepy vibe of Ziggy.\nHonestly, I can't compliment this game enough, and I highly recommend that anyone who looks at this game with even a remote amount of interest pick it up immediately. You won't be disappointed.\nTL;DR: My compliments to the chef.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'desertdawg', u'text': u'Wow, nice deep beer and pretzels game! Hope I see more of these games.', u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2015-09-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561197971103047', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 255, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'ZaPwner', u'text': u'Nice and challenging . Not the type you finish without putting any thinking into it.', u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2015-09-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198071684383', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 17, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'genEnemy', u'text': u'', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2015-09-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198006002015', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 1298, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Katczinsky', u'text': u'Will you prove to be a lion or a donkey?  COMMANDS AND COLORS: GREAT WAR puts you in the driver\'s seat for tactical level combat in the trenches of the Western Front during World War I, playing as either British/Commonwealth or Germans, from the Battle of Loos in Autumn 1915 through the Somme in Summer 1916 and Vimy Ridge in April 1917.  The turn-based action takes place on a hex-grid map with unique terrain for each scenario, using an unspecified game scale -- probably platoon/section -- in which both ranged and close combat occurs, including off-map artillery and four unit types:  infantry, bombers, machine guns and mortars.  Navigate barbed wire, occupy craters blown by your artillery and miners, and claw at enemy trenches as you "bite and hold."  Win by acquiring Objective Medals for occupying enemy terrain, destroying enemy units, exiting units off the enemy\'s edge of the map, or using the right cards.  Play by utilizing HQ Tokens, Command Cards and Combat Cards, which limit your choices while providing unique capabilities to your units.  Success depends on the luck of the draw and combat dice throws, but more importantly, your ability to construct a winning strategy for the battle at hand using your available resources.   Mindlessly charging the enemy quickly results in defeat.  Victory requires identifying your strengths and executing your battle plan step-by-step in response to your enemy\'s maneuvers and the HQ tokens and cards you acquire.  The result is a game in which you must think and re-think your plan as the battle develops, often frustrated by your inability to use all the resources theoretically at your disposal.\nAs an amateur Great War historian, I like this game a lot, especially because it puts you at the infantry battalion level of decision-making, dynamically responding to an ever-changing battle front using a range of options limited by factors beyond your control.  In every scenario you occupy the front trenches, facing enough unknowns that you will have to forge a bespoke method in order to accomplish your objectives.  Re-playability is high and there are variable AI controls.  Recommended!', u'hours': 56.5, u'date': u'2017-08-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198085202338', u'product_id': u'449460', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 91, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u"Revar 'Razor' Anorld", u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 70, u'product_id': u'449460', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-08-09', u'text': u'What a great game. But I would also like to say: What a CPU overloader!\nEverytime when you play this, It would be miracle if your CPU usage is under 95%.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'OliversArmy', u'text': u'I love the board game Command and Colors Napoleonics. But I was not sure about a computer version and much less how it would work in a WW1 setting. But as I have an interest in WW1 I took the plunge.\nI am very glad I did. A well thought out and challenging game.\nThe variety of tactics and decisions you are presented with are well thought out.\nI was surprised that WW1 tactics are so well represented. Assault over no mans land into wire could lose you the battle.\nEdging up trenches is costly.\nUse mortars to blast away the wire, rush troops into a gap, and then support them, if you do that you might pull it off.\nExcellant game!', u'hours': 14.6, u'date': u'2017-07-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198030364820', u'product_id': u'449460', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 12, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'weesus50', u'text': u'Looks beautiful but the keyboard and mouse controls the camera is very awkward to control. you have to stop the action just to look around so you can make sure you arnt going to run into anything or just look at stuff if not for this the game feel would be pretty nice.', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2016-05-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198089691720', u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 48, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'METTAque', u'hours': 43.5, u'products': 35, u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-05-13', u'text': u'What did I like? Well-designed locations, full of resources and mobs to farm. Interesting dialogues, simple and creative, goes well with the syle of the game. Addictive gameplay, quite varied and intense, that will not get bored even in the quiet moments of the game. Giant robots, which can be put as companions in battle or max all their abilities out by the player.\nThe idea and the successful implementation of natural elements in the game gives some interesting complexity/advantages in battles and casual walking through locations. Such small but essential details make the game interesting and unusual.\nCrafting system and the RPG elements are also simple and neither bind to anything. The lack of a typical skill-tree is justified - given the dynamics of the game, it is not necessary. The game encourages the player to do stuff and to experiment, so the skill tree is called \'Experimentations" in the game.\nOf course, there are downsides. Long load screens which tend to freeze at times, ending up in the crash of the game, are upsetting, but it\'s not that frequent. Inventory is not very handy, where at least some kind of sorting might be useful, maybe for types of things (materials, weapons, gadgets). Combat system lacks targeting, so the player always has to face the enemy at the moment of pressing the button, thus risking Gromov\'s or Goliath\'s life at times. I won\'t talk about minor flaws and lags as developers, I think, know about them already and are doing their best to correct them.\nThe game is good, the game is cool and powerful, but requires patches and polishing to be better.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Officer McDoogle', u'hours': 1.4, u'products': 402, u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-05-13', u'text': u'its a good game for the small amount of time ive been playing it.  it would be nice to be able to manual save so i dont lose some progress.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Sham', u'text': u"The game is still honestly pretty glitchy, but for what it's worth, it's also fun. On top of this, the developer has plans to continue improving the game based on the things we run into. That's always a nice sign.\nIt plays a lot like Spelunky, with pixel graphics and a sci-fantasy anime theme. There's three characters who play noticably different even from the start, each having their own special equipment unique to them. The music itself sounds unique, and I'm not sure of the source but it definitely reminds me a lot of Cavestory, as does a lot of the aesthetics of the levels.\nIt's definitely a game to consider if you liked things like Spelunky, La-Mulana, or Necrodancer.", u'hours': 15.3, u'date': u'2017-02-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'573780', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 620, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'TemmieNeko', u'text': u"UPDATE! The dev has been listening to player feedback, and has pretty much fixed, repaired, optimized almost everythign we asked for!\nBetter sword attack range?\ncheck\nHp in the levels themselves?\ncheck\ncheaper shops?\ncheck.\nAnd hes's not done, this game is shaping up to be very very VERY good now.\ncheck the review date for negative reviews, they mjight not be aware this dev is a hard worker!@\nI was eagerly anticipating this game, at it's current state. it's alright. But I feel it needs a few things to make it really good and fun to play as well.\nThe random map creation sometimes leads to areas where enemies can get trapped, or you might fall in a spot you can't escape from ( you can bomb the walls with the two girls special move, and the lizard has a high jump instead of explosives, so it's negotiable)\nTo make it a bit worse, if you land on a spike...you are pretty much dead. At least in the beginning when you have less HP and no stat points to add to your DEF or HP.\n**edit- dev patched and fixed various issues, and lowered the damage from spikes **\nThere seems to be no way to recover HP in a run, only in between ACTS , and at a store. Pretty pricey, too. 100+ for anythign in the shops i found, but It depends what charcter you use ( they all have different starting HP, and other stats)\nI do like this game idea, and the characters, and the look, the feel.\nBut I feel like it needs a little nip and tuck in a few areas to make it really shine.\n( btw, don't use interpolating graphics- it looks liek smeared vaseline on your screen , the standard look is crisp, and very pretty )\nFor now, I would recommend this to players that like a hard, but rewarding rogue-like-lite platformer with perma-death.\nYou gain exp in the runs, which levels you up and allows you to spend points on your stats, like Wep, which adds your ammo count, HP , DEF, ATK, etc.\nAll charcters have a gun, a sword, and one special item to start, there are other items and weapons you canpick up in the runs. So it's got a bit of variety on it's side.\nThe spelling of some things ( like GRANADESm instead of GRENADES ) is off, but it's pretty clear the developer isn't english-native.\n**edit- not too long after launch, the dev fixed various issues and bugs, and added an entire new area as a secret ^^ very devoted dev **\ntl;dr - Fun, hard game with cute anime style visuals and old-school charm  that needs a little more love to be perfect for everyone.\nrecommend ^^b", u'hours': 10.8, u'date': u'2017-02-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198277984478', u'product_id': u'573780', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 362, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'MoonChild', u'text': u'I love this game but I would find it more entertaining if it had 3D graphical element much like OOTP 17 or Football Manager have. This series is lagging behind in that aspect and I think it would be alot more fun if we could actually see the action instead of just reading it in text.\nIt also would be fun to be able to create our own custom leagues, uniforms, and players.\nI also like to see weather and team location have greater affect on the outcome of games. Say I create a team in Anchorage Alaska. I would want the weather to be a contributing factor in the outcome of games and the statistics of the players.\nAnyway these are just some thoughts on how to improve a good game. Overall I recomend this to anyone likes Professional Football from a management aspect.', u'hours': 120.0, u'date': u'2016-03-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198050395472', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 260, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Lord Malric', u'text': u'This game is for men...who actually understand football and management...and that want their lives taken away forever. My girlfriend hates you FOF7. The end', u'hours': 1675.4, u'date': u'2016-03-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198048901774', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 510, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'tora75', u'text': u'If you like American football and are a stats person like myself, then this game is for you. It is, in essence, "spreadsheet" football in that you manage and review your rosters, gameplans and play calling through very careful analysis. There is no action to be found here.  You can either simulate your games or call your own plays that are played out via a text box.\nI\'m not really a text-based fan, but my love of stats and franchise building over-rides my disdain for text based gaming. That really says something for how deep this game is. There are mountains of ever changing data that requires your analysis. Seeing the evolution of the league you create is both amazing and rewarding. Remember that 1st round defensive end you passed on because you needed a "can\'t miss" franchise quarterback? Well, seven seasons later, that DE has earned 4 bowl rings, and countless accolades while terrorizing the league. All while your 1st round bust (had a minor red flag you ignored) has battled off-field problems (illegal firearms possesion, tobacco addiction- yes, while somewhat rare, this can happen) and has been traded three times in seven years.\nYou won the superbowl? Great! But now your franchise running back wants a raise...and so does your all-league defensive player of the year. Can\'t afford it? Time to make cuts or trades. And it\'s not just the salary cap you have to watch when you make changes. You have positional chemistry and leadership to worry about as well. You finally find a decent veteran running back witth leadership and mentoring capabilities (helps with performance and development for the backfield group). Awesome! Downside? Your starting fullback and young, promising back-up running back hate him. YES, THIS GAME IS THAT DEEP.\nYou can automate almost everything if you wish. Hiring some decent coaches really helps in this area. However, auto-tasking and blindly simulating will greatly diminish what this game is all about. For me personally, taking on every decision in running a franchise for decades is pretty daunting. Having the flexibility to toggle AI assistance on and off gives my brain a break, and allows me to focus on areas of the game I like most. That\'s the beauty of the game. You can simulate seasons in minutes or review scouting material, game plan, and call every play of every game.\nPros:\n+ statistics galore. Everything and anything you can think of...it is all here.\n+ create your own living, breathing league. Watch it grow and evolve for as many years as you like.\n+ AI assistance with different areas of the game. Sure, it could always use more polish, but by and large, it is excellent. I would challenge you to find a better engine.\nCons:\n- the interface. It is old. It is clunky. You can get used to it, but even when you do, there are things that you just wished were more streamlined (It would be nice if there was a search button or player comparison feature). You spend more time then needed toggling back and forth between screens then there needs to be.\n- Tutorial. There is none. You can find some of what you need at the bottom of some of the pop-up screens. But that\'s it. You can find some info on old message boards and threads, but it can be quite a chore to find what you need. I\'m still finding out new things and I\'m more than 80 hours in.\n- Minor niggle...the holes for playcalling are not your traditional even numbers on the right and odd numbers on the left. YOU CAN\'T JUST JUMP INTO THIS GAME. It requires hunting down information and meticulously reading every bit of small print on every screen. There are differences in the solecismic universe. You need to be aware of what they are (another example of this is that in a 3-4 defense, your weakside linebacker is considered part of the pass rush. They won\'t ever be in coverage).\nAll in all, this is the deepest American Football game on the market. You can certainly get used to the interface, but I do hope the developer makes improvements to it. Would I love to see a match engine like in Football Manager or Eastside Hockey League? Absolutely. But, if that can\'t happen, then streamlining and updating the interface to make it easier to find information and be more aesthetically pleasing would make the next iteration a better seller.', u'hours': 103.3, u'date': u'2016-03-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198029704499', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 136, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Sorokonojka', u'text': u"is kinda like a cyberpunk version of original DOOM or DukeNukem 3D. It is pretty faithful in gameplay and it has kickass music that parodies DOOM soundtrack. You can look left/right but not up/down like in the classics of the genre. Unfortunately,  lack of fullscreen and combination of small issues make it a hard sell at the moment.\nOnce again I buy a decent game-maker game and I have to play it in a quarter of my monitor. Platforming game could get away with it but FPS really needs a fullscreen. I am legitimately getting a headache because the small size of the window makes it hard to follow where I am. If not for the lack of fullscreen it would be a serviceable game.\nPretty much exactly what you would expect from a DOOM clone.Shoot, move, pick up ammo and open doors with key cards. Simple and yet satisfying. The only big issues for me is that first 4 guns have the same delayed projectile mechanic. Basically dodging and shooting is very inconsistent to a point where I just want to melee everything. Ammo is semi-universal so when you pick it up it only gives ammo for the weapon equipped but each weapon keeps its own magazine.\nThere are several enemy types. Similar to DOOM enemies get bigger and harder. Pixel models for enemies and death animations look decent. I find the game a little hard but fair enough. Not sure how long it is because I can't really beat it. For the 8MB game, I'll just say that it is not insultingly short.\nMusic is made with similar instruments to DOOM soundtrack so I really enjoy it (except main title theme which is completely different) So far each level has its own soundtrack which is nice. Also, I really like that main character is female even though you don't get to look at yourself. I just wish she had a bubble-head in the middle. The design of the stages and wall texture is rather confusing but I do like the overall aesthetic.\n( Can be 7/10 if Developer adds fullscreen and polishes the game a bit )\nOverall I find Cyber Utopia somewhat nostalgic but it really needs Fullscreen to be enjoyed fully.Music is decent and I like the idea of a female DOOM game. Some minor issues here and there but the game is not too far from beeing serviceable.", u'hours': 4.5, u'date': u'2017-06-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197995669628', u'product_id': u'654350', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 750, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Laiirh', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 41, u'product_id': u'654350', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-06-16', u'text': u"Don't buy this game... I hate to be the first guy to write a review and have it be bad, but this game isn't good. The soundtrack is boring and repetitive, there is no story that I can find, and the controls make it almost unplayable.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'playerknown', u'text': u'rip', u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 266, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'S7EVEN', u'text': u'As stated by many others, the player base is non-existent. I bought during the steam winter sale. For me, the combat was entirely too hectic. Those that enjoy this style of combat, may well enjoy this game, but it is not for me.', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198125435268', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 131, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Trust Nobody', u'text': u'Just go to be "Free To Play"', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 133, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'#DWB#Diamond Says', u'text': u'The game is fantastic and a must have, it make me think about a modern version of chrono trigger. The music is superb and the dialoge is just TOO SWEET!( Bullet club)', u'hours': 15.6, u'date': u'2017-02-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197997089521', u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 152, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Alphanumerai', u'text': u"I really thought I'd like this game.\nIt seemed to have all the things I could want from a retro-inspired RPG; an interesting story, a twist on the tradional battle system and no random encounters, so no need for grinding!\nBut that's not the game I got; yes the graphics are great, but they're the only part of this game that feels professional.\nDialogue is stilted and confusing; full of nonsequitors and questionable phrasing. Pacing of cutscenes is extremely slow, animation and movement seems delayed.\n(something happened to deal the rest of my review while I was writing so I will summarize)\nThe Ap system fails entirely to provide the stated strategic depth as Ap cost and recovery amounts are innacurate. Per-turn regeneration skews all values and is not taken into account when presented to the player.\nWith the exception of the graphics (and unremarkable music), every other aspect feels poorly planned and even more poorly executed.\nIf you don't mind clumsy dialogue, clumsy cutscenes and clumsy battles but all means but this game.", u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-02-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198032493216', u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 159, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Blackiris.', u'text': u"This is more of a collection of random thoughts than a properly structured review, but it will convey the appeal and potential turn-offs of this game just as well. Skip to tl;dr if you're impatient.\n--\nI just finished Shadows of Adam. Took me about 11.5 hours and I think I've done all of the sidequests. I also didn't bother to grind to level 40 for the last trophy, but I'm not much of a trophy hunter in the first place. ;)\nSo here are some random thoughts:\n- The game just looks beautiful! This really is high-level pixel art. The color palette is also very unique and makes Shadows of Adam stand out from other 16-bit-ish retro RPGs. It looks very good in motion; I was happy to see that the characters have quite a few different poses, and the exaggerated FFV/FFVI-ish expressions are very charming.\n- The music is pretty good. Most of the melodies aren't too cachy, but the style is unique and the music is very good at creating a certain atmosphere (for example, the peaceful and mysterious music in the forest, or the goofy track that plays when you meet the witch.) There could've been more sound effects and background sounds, though.\n- I enjoyed the character interactions, they were quite charming. Using insightful flashbacks to reveal the past of the characters helped to add some depths. I originally didn't expect the cast to be this lively.\n- The game has great humor. The two recurring comic relief characters are a fun duo, but my favorite is probably the witch.\n- Some of the KS cameos break the immersion a bit because they reference stuff that's clearly not in the game, or because of their names (like beginning the name with a small letter). Not a biggie, but I prefer these kinds of encounters to be consistent with the world of the game.\n- The story doesn't reinvent the wheel and I thought the finale was a bit too short and simple, but the key mystery was well-presented. I liked how there were certain tensions between the characters, and how magic was integrated into the world building.\n- The technical presentation of dialogues was a bit lackluster. Speech bubbles (or face portraits) would have helped a lot to see who's talking at the moment right away. Text that pops up instantly also often leads me to read / skip through the dialoges faster that I actually should.\n- The battle system is really good. I remember you writing that all skills should stay useful until the end of the game, and that is definitely the case. There are a lot of different ways to fight (especially toward the end), and the whole AP system adds a lot of depth to the battles. Bosses are usually challenging and even normal encounters can be dangerous. Reminds me of the four Zeboyd RPGs.\n- What I didn't like so much were the scripted encounters. I would have prefered custimizable random encounters or enemies that walk around for two reasons: I think deciding *when* (and how often) you want to fight makes playing an RPG more comfortable, and revisiting old areas can be kinda annoying when you have to fight the same battles all over again. (There isn't really a lot of backtracking in Shadows of Adam, but still.)\n- The puzzles were really well done. Easy to understand, but still challenging. I think I easily spent 60 to 90 minutes of my playtime on puzzles alone. Very good dungeon design with lots of variety, too. (Though the final dungeon was a tad too long for my taste.)\n- Generally the game was very motivating which I attribute to the fun battles and a good gameplay and story pacing. I played it for about 9 hours yesterday and only stopped because I got sleepy (well, it was 8 AM already).\n- The bonus stuff was fun, but it would've been nice to have a bit more incentive to revisit places. There really isn't much optional stuff to do before you get the airship, and even then it's mostly about new places.\n- The game feels very polished overall, despite some minor flaws and glitches and very minor useability issues (like damage numbers in battles popping up before the actual animation).\n- Yay for Disastercake boss and candy dungeon!\ntl;dr: Shadows of Adam feels very much like a (beautiful!) SNES RPG and has the same kind of charm, but it's much more fun too play than most of the 90s RPGs because it has very few tedious aspects. Very recommended for fans of charming retro JRPGs and deep / challenging turn-based battles.", u'hours': 10.3, u'date': u'2017-02-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198144321736', u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 51, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Strayed Lynx', u'text': u'The latest game from the legandary Touhou series and the first one to be released on Steam,this game is an absolute masterpiece.\nIt should be noted that to give you an 100% doujin game experience this game has been released in japanese only,but it can be easily translated in english with a patch made available by the dedicated fans of the series for free.', u'hours': 29.5, u'date': u'2017-12-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198160868511', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 570, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'4Purpurose', u'text': u'Great as always, hoping for more touhou on steam in the future', u'hours': 5.5, u'date': u'2017-12-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198076181266', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 28, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Benbro1996', u'text': u'good', u'hours': 2.6, u'date': u'2017-12-08', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198403393423', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 12, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Gaven', u'text': u'Very nice so far! Entertaining, decent plot, nice systems, decent trading. In progress', u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198006337393', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 262, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Klinktastic', u'text': u"I've long loved RPGs, 4x strategy, sandbox, and rogue-like games.  Star Traders: Frontiers combines all of these into one amazingly simple, yet complex game.  I have had the game for a week, and I've already logged some significant time into it.  The game is flexible enough to accomodate various play styles.  My first crack was as a merchant, traveling from system to system, buying low and selling high.  After building up enough currency and reputation/influence, I'm about to purchase a whole new ship, having outgrown my starting freighter.  On a different playthrough that I'm playing concurrently, I'm a military officer, running missions for my faction, blowing pirates and smugglers up and doing missions to further my faction's agendas.  I'm a big fan of Trese Brother's games and this one is another great offering.  You know, from their history, that they provide great support years after the product's release and ensure you have a quality experience.", u'hours': 27.7, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198007106005', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 125, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'hakansherif', u'text': u'Absolutely one of the best games I ever played and it seems like it will get better and better. I do agree with one of the posts here though, we shouldnt be penalized heavily if the agressor is the other part and not a military vessel while we are doing something illegal.\nI am simply in love with this game. Absolutely recommended if you love these kind of games.', u'hours': 66.6, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198050136326', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 323, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Hinary', u'hours': 28.5, u'products': 206, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-08', u'text': u"Nice game, the combat maneuver is smooth, and the match-3 is fun, not to mention there are quite a lot of plots. But I do hope there can be a free mode in the future updates. Trying different combination of cookwares against different chefs would be interesting, or else I'd have to restart again and again.\nBTW the vegan book is way too OP. You get free 75 points, and the element bonus is very easy to get too if with the orchid item, though I do admit I enjoy using them.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'MrSeriousBsns', u'text': u'A charmingly plated game with a succulent story. Simple but fun mechanics combine multiple genres into a delicious meal you have difficulty putting down. Sprinkle in a few side-challenge modes and you have one of the most satisfying casual experiences on Steam!', u'hours': 9.4, u'date': u'2017-12-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197993023168', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 183, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Cpt. Piddles', u'hours': 10.8, u'products': 21, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-06', u'text': u"Very plesently surprised, IT IS ABSOLOUTLEY INCREDIBLE. I wasn't expecting to like it so much. I'm entralled in the story and having a blast with the game play, it is one of the few times I feel acual anxiety over being given many things too do. I would strongly suggest this game to anybody.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Shygamerx', u'hours': 9.2, u'products': 378, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-05', u'text': u"I Saw this game and went will this looks cool but it'll most likely be bad, it turns out one of the best cooking games and match three games that I have ever played before. I was hoping for it to have a longer story and had Head to Head multi-player, those are my only issues with the game. I would highly suggest buying it just know that it's a great game just not a long story.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Titandamocles', u'text': u'Recommended as an enjoyable strategy game, that retains the strategic and historical depth of much more expensive wargames, while being very approachable and fun to play. Given the quality and the price, I would rate this a must buy for wargamers, history buffs or anyone who enjoys a fun and challenging diversion that might actually teach you a little something into the bargain :)', u'hours': 4.1, u'date': u'2015-09-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198002799222', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 524, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'glenn', u'text': u"I am a huge fan of this series on iPad. I've probably logged 100+ hours with each one of them. But every time I would play on that small screen, I wished that I could be playing on my giant PC screen. Well today my wish came true!\nPlayed through the game once as the Germans, and the graphics and gameplay look terrific. I encountered no bugs, and the AI looked solid.\nIf you like beer and pretzels wargaming or any flavor of historical strategy game, then you will very likely enjoy this game. It's easy to pick up and play, but challenging to master. You can't just push panzers. You have to really think  through what you are trying to accomplish, time the movement of your groups to ensure that you don't leave anyone exposed or able to be cut off. Support your attacks before you make them or drive forward and slice into the enemy's line...that is the question.", u'hours': 68.1, u'date': u'2015-09-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198006678035', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 172, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'CommissarBRO', u'text': u'Simple, easy to learn and fun but also frustrating because of the challenging AI. Battle of the Bulge is a simplistic turn-based wargame with only 3 different unit types (infantry, armored cav and tanks), only a few scenarios but an AI that actually proves to be very challenging no matter what general (different scripting and difficulty) you choose to fight against. Let\'s just say that it is literally waiting for you to make mistakes and will not hesitate to capitalize upon it. The game itself is easy to pick up (I understood most of the concepts after playing the first scenario a couple of times) and the fast paced nature of the game means that you won\'t have to play each mission for too long, so the gameplay is rather addicting in that regard. My favorite part of the game is probably the amount of meticulous research and data that has been provided in the "Reports" that you get at the end of every day and also the "History" menu which is pretty much just a nice bit of background for those interested in the battle itself.\nGameplay Footage:\nMy one complaint with the game is the rather limited number of scenarios and unit types. Then again, this wasn\'t meant to be a difficult or long drawn out wargame which is actually one of it\'s charms. If there is a sequel, I\'d definitely like to see this format again. All in all, for only 9.99, this will prove to be a valuable purchase.', u'hours': 6.2, u'date': u'2015-09-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 8, u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 1109, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'RangerRobAZ', u'text': u'The graphics are passable for a board game. The controls are clunky and feel slow. Things like unit and terrain information is only accessible via a hover and not at all times (like when moving the unit). The graphics also make it hard to see at a glance what units are on the board. The cards are not easily read.\nOverall it could be a much better game if the UI was refined a bit. As it is, I find it too cumbersome to deal with, so I will be deleting it.', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-06-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198024944562', u'product_id': u'449460', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 86, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'kgeggum', u'text': u'Overall I have been enjoying C&C: TGW so far. AI seems to be much improved since lauch, if anything it helps me improve my tactics for the board game. A few things, being able to accepet retreat (flag) results as in the board game is critical to postioning for big card plays. I understand that this would slow the digital game experience down alot and might not be possible. I hope we get the Tank Expansion for the digital version of the game, how fun that would be.', u'hours': 10.5, u'date': u'2017-03-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198333990769', u'product_id': u'449460', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 1, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'ppoma', u'text': u"Good game but still too many bugs (Some Combat cards doesn't work properly and sometimes cards remain fixed in the middle of the screen). It's the second time I buy a Hexwar game and second time I'm disappointed by the quality of the product (the firts was Nuts! Battle of the Bulge) The question is: Not enough time/persons for playtesting before scheduled release? I know that this year more Commands and colors game are coming: Come on HexWar! Let's improve!", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-02-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198055051245', u'product_id': u'449460', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 55, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'TEKnowledgy', u'text': u"Got it free still wouldn't recommend it for that price. Worst CAPCOM game i think I've ever played in the past 30 years.", u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2017-12-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 0, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 592, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Kento', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 485, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-16', u'text': u'WTF is this\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Wolf', u'text': u'This in my opinion was a great game sadly there was nobody playing if we had more people playing and a few bug fixes this would be my dream game. sadly not\nhowever for its potential i will rate this up.\n(i did refund it)', u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2017-12-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198031763557', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 232, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Drake', u'hours': 3.7, u'products': 206, u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-05-13', u'text': u"After about a couple of hours, I honestly hope I am not reaching the edge of current content, that right now everything storywise is in the game, because I want to play more! That being said, it is obvious that not everything is implemented just yet; the animation and textures could be brushed up, and the music needs a bit more Oomph! For example, I would really like the music to fit what the title screen has, this thumping, bass-heavy tune of impending poundage while in combat and maybe a jolly thumping while walking through a forest (again, just for examples). I like the design of the giants, as in my let's play I noted how much I loved the way the wooden giant actually looks like the Iron Giant (my favorite mech of all time), and the design overall. The differing moves between each goliath is cool, as well as the differing attributes (the nimble wood goliath vs. the bulky stone goliath). A better differing, at least between those two I mentioned, would be having the wood goliath be more visibly swift and fast in attacks while the stone goliath can pull large and heavier swings while being a bit slow. The dialogue is witty and gave me a few chuckles (especially the rats), and while it gives little to no choices, it does seem to poke fun at current rpgs. Really, the rpg function comes from constructing and customizing the goliaths, unlocking new parts and creating awesome weapons to decimate foes! Already, the dev is pumping out bug fixes, which hopefully means that bugs people are encountering will disappear quickly and this game will then begin to look better and better by the update. :) If you want to enjoy the ride and the changes this game will come with, I suggest buying it. If you wish to wait, then follow this game and/or put it on your wishlist, cuz this game is already looking good. :D", u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'AoD', u'text': u'Really bad game, unbalanced, clunky, poor visual angle.  Pretty much nothing positive to say.', u'hours': 4.2, u'date': u'2016-05-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197998588617', u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 250, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Geofferic', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 440, u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-05-13', u'text': u"Refund complete.\nThis is really not playable without a controller.\nIt's also basically a railroad. It pretend to have choices and consequences, but 2 hours in and nada.\nIt's certainly pretty.\nI suggest everyone read the interaction between the developer and myself in the comments on this review. It's very informative and the developer is very responsive and helpful.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Keen Shadow', u'text': u"It's like Dark Souls from 90's :)", u'hours': 4.0, u'date': u'2017-09-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 7, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 338, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Cthulhu Calamari /|\\(;,;)/|\\', u'text': u'The gameplay elements of this aren\'t very good, but it is a gorgeous example of people pushing the limits of games. It is one of my entries into the "Games as Art" argument, and is totally worth having access too. It\'s weird, and the "puzzles" are essentially impossible without a walkthrough, but I still love it.', u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2017-09-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 409, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Eternal', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 43, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-08-27', u'text': u'Thanks for making me remember my childhood, Great game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Awesomo 2000', u'text': u'Doesnt not work. Cursor in the menu isnt moving, therefore you cannot press anything or play anything, nothing that I do to fix it helped.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-08-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198012833532', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 425, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Captain Pickles', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 279, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-08-01', u'text': u'Well, this is a broken pile of crap, they couldn\'t even get the pathing right so it didn\'t take long for me to uninstall this "game"\nJust glad I didn\'t pay for it', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'3nt0n', u'text': u'Unplayable on Windows 10.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-07-31', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 276, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'LonM', u'hours': 1.6, u'products': 412, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-04-13', u'text': u"I don't feel the concept is particularly well explained\nThere are some parts where it is not obvious what the game is asking for (is the '?' next to the line or is it asking for an area)\nIt's not clear that curves drawn are supposed to be circles or just random curves\nSome of the puzzle types end up seeming quite repetitive", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Mihaela', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 319, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-04-11', u'text': u'Very nice basic math algorithms', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'pixcalibur123', u'text': u'Interesting view on these number logic puzzles.  Some of these levels can get a bit confusing to figure out the intended logic, and I end up just trying to fill in blank spaces and working from there.  Overall a decent number logic game.', u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2017-03-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198357900966', u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 192, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'\uff33\uff49\uff43\uff4b\uff4d\uff41\uff4e 1', u'hours': 143.3, u'products': 35, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'text': u'i always wanted to use this to make anims for weapons', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'alexboy6673', u'text': u"Yes and no.. Yes because people are very talanted and it's pretty self-explainitory. But no is because the disk space is too much.. more than 10000?!? IT'S TOO MUCH!!", u'hours': 16.2, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198185536671', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 5, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'FlipSiDe', u'text': u'very gud very gud very gud', u'hours': 195.1, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198059059809', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 21, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'tuxdelux', u'text': u"The linux version works through WINE, first of all. A half-hearted effort (much like the rest of the experience) to port the game, but it did work fine for me (except the intro video didn't play correctly, occasionally).\nOkay, here is my review of Iron Sky: Invasion. I had the same problem with this game that I did with the movie. First, I loved Star Wreck: The Pirkinning, so when I saw Iron Sky, I was surprised that I could not sit through the whole thing. This game and that movie both missed what made Star Wreck so awesome, which is not taking itself too seriously. Iron Sky (both the game and the movie) found some funding, and they set out to make the great extravaganza where Nazis waged war from the moon. And because they spent all this money, they wanted the viewers to be really focused on all the gags where they spent that money. Take this serious!, it seems to say. But the whole thing is ridiculous and it does not do well when taken seriously. Did they really make it feel like the International Space Station is shooting laser beams? No? The effect looks like a half-hearted 3D model was made, and then some cheezy effect was used. Is the Sarah Palin impersonator tell any good jokes? No? then don't stop the entire game to make me watch it.\nIron Sky should have been made on a shoe-string budget and given the B-Movie treatment it deserved, where the creators focused on silly jokes that made fun of themselves, instead of trying to deliver a AAA level entertainment, because they really missed the mark despite trying so hard. What you have here is an expensive game engine running a not fun game interrupted by professional actors telling not funny jokes.\nDon't spend your time trying to find anything redeeming about Iron Sky. Instead, go\n(on youtube), and laugh along with the creators -- because they know what you know -- it's a cheezy, b-movie but they are having fun with it anyway.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198418549470', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 129, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'mitchellmckain', u'text': u'This game is quite enjoyable -- very playable as well as rather humorous.  I count this game as a good purchase.', u'hours': 2.3, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198268768955', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 79, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'regan_uliski', u'text': u'My fav game in my library.  I use to simm on Madden and Football Mogul.  Nothing against those two, but this blows them out of the water.  10/10.  Best football simm on the market.', u'hours': 268.2, u'date': u'2016-03-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198277855142', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 42, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'munga16', u'text': u"I'm a long time Football Manager fan and any sports sim game in general, when i brought FOFS i was not a massive fan of the NFL so at first i found the game abit hard to get the hang of. After trying the game several times and begining to follow the NFL more closley I absolutely fell in love with this game! I reccomend it to anyone that loves sports sims particulary if you love roster building and stats as the game is text based. The games interface is a little outdated but the depth of the game more than makes up for it, It also has no bugs. The game comes with all real players, the team names are not real but can be adjusted easily in the main menu to real teams. I'm addicted!!!!!!", u'hours': 103.4, u'date': u'2016-03-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198039658292', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 48, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'petedurso', u'text': u"I found this game very fun, for a guy who loves to make spreadsheets to track just about everything this was right up my alley.  I remember the first time my top rated quarterback whom I'd drafted right out of college retired...that was so depressing.", u'hours': 86.1, u'date': u'2016-02-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198035789474', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 103, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Commander Platy', u'text': u"I'd so play this game if there were any players at all.", u'hours': 4.8, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 6, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 256, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Skeleton Jelly', u'text': u'None of that 60 player bullsh**.', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 553, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Jameelioo', u'text': u'Hey! Love the game! a lot of fun. i just have one concern... ASSASSIN!!!!! The game is great but when my friends and i play its not about picking acharacter and enjoying the gameplay its picking a character that counters assassin while still being enjoyable. the assassin role in my opinion is way too overpowered. yes there are ways to counter but for example this morning an assassin landed a grapple and blade on me and did 326 damage??? and i only have like 450 health?? just two of her basic abilities did that much damage?? idk, maybe its ment to be like that but we found that it wasnt as much fun to play when the enemy team picks to assassins and theyre just overpowered cause then the game becomes how can i counter the assassin instead of play the game.', u'hours': 3.6, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198104367779', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 158, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'chesteadman', u'text': u"This game is a perfect dose of delicious nostalgia for anybody who yearns for the days of 16-bit RPGs with wit and heart.  Everything is lovingly crafted from the dialogue to the art to the music to the settings, weapons, and items.\nMuch of what's present in this game will be familiar to fans of SNES-era Final Fantasy or Chrono Trigger.  That said, this is a perfect starting point for somebody who's interested in retro-style RPGs even if they've never played one before.  The puzzles are challenging without being enraging.  The overall difficulty balance is near-perfect, with battles feeling tense and rewarding strategic play while never becoming frustrating.  If you love grinding, this game doesn't have it - there are no random encounter battles.  Nonetheless, there is freedom to return to previously explored areas.\nThe game's art is colorful and imaginative.  The Water Garden in particular pops off the screen and evokes an immersive setting even within the confines of the old-school graphics.\nI was a Kickstarter backer of this game, so I'm happy that it has finally come to fruition.  It was worth the wait.", u'hours': 19.3, u'date': u'2017-02-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198282928133', u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 3, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Varshyl', u'text': u"Really enjoyed this gem, felt like a remixed classic game from 16 bit era mostly inspired by Final Fantasy.  The plot is even reminsicent of FF6 in some ways which isn't a bad thing.  I liked the cast but their personalities were bit one dimensional.  The combat is very quick and fluid with minimal unnecessary animations, each character have a good set of unique skills and they remain useful whole game.  The map design is top-notch and look to be a cut above most of indie RPGs.  The puzzles were enjoyable but not much of variety aside for pushing stuff and flipping switches.  Enemies are well-varied even bosses.\nMy only complaint is that only one accessory slot, would had been nice to have 2 slots and bump the difficulty up bit.  And I never saw any sidequests during the whole game until the very end where I did few and they didn't really add anything to the story / background of characters which was disappointing.", u'hours': 14.2, u'date': u'2017-02-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197990194469', u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 160, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Whachamacalzmit', u'text': u"Shadows of Adam borrows and adds to the great 16-bit RPGs of old.  It's not a rehash.  Thoroughly enjoyable.  Great music, appropriately challenging, well paced, humorous dialog.  Love it!", u'hours': 9.1, u'date': u'2017-02-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198009905418', u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 126, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Actualbread', u'text': u'I\'ll be one who, like everyone else, will tell you that Touhou is an amazing series. But Hidden Star in Four Seaons is one of the best Touhou has to offer, and I\'ll tell you why I think so:\nZUN couldn\'t have picked a better game for Touhou\'s debut on Steam, it\'s challenging, but not too challenging that a beginner couldn\'t easily pick the game up and learn quickly. It\'s difficulty is fairly balanced all the way through. A great addition to the series in this game is the "release" subshot system, it gives a whole new spin on player shot types and adds a neat little layer of replayability by mix and matching characters with seasons, not to mention a handy dandy extra little bomb in it\'s own sense. It\'s not even worth mentioning how amazing Touhou\'s music always is, but ZUN always manages to go bigger and better, improving his musical style with each game while giving them all their own unique style and atmosphere. The art, everyone can agree is objectively "not good", but it\'s important to also look at how much ZUN has steadily improved in art, and it\'s always has its own cute charm to it no matter what you think of the quality. Along those lines the character designs are wonderful, they\'re all so lively and colourful and really reflect each season they\'re about. The story (if you can find translations) is simple, but really good, details hidden in plain sight and a really interesting villain to tie it all together.\nAll in all a wonderful addition to the Touhou series that I\'m happy to own on Steam, I highly recommend it for new comers and those returning to the series. And remember everyone, always watch your back.', u'hours': 3.0, u'date': u'2017-12-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198070757602', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 115, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Kagechi', u'hours': 1.6, u'products': 64, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-07', u'text': u'Finally I see a Touhou game on Steam and can pay beer money to ZUN.\nHopefully the new and old ones get a release on Steam too.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Za_teitoku', u'text': u'please buy this game and feed reimu.', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-12-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 128, u'user_id': u'76561198051441716', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 179, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'The Muppet', u'text': u'Many other reviews are in depth from being bloated to succinct.\nPS : Played alpha on Android and just started on Steam hence low hours, runs fine on Ubuntu Linux 17.04\nI shall be succinct.\nPlay this, rage. Cry, cheer and then replace your rage destroyed equipment so you can play some more.\nI wish I could inject this code and cover the track marks with a poultice made from my frustratedly torn out hair.\nThe devs are the true stars here though. Trese Bros', u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198025909511', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 58, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Pepperoni2', u'text': u'The game at the same time and pleases and causes anger. Some levels explode the brain. Some pass on the fly ...', u'hours': 3.1, u'date': u'2017-04-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198002998952', u'product_id': u'595480', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 2, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'nizzde', u'text': u'Why you muve pvp?  now game is total die  after 10 min weiting in pvp iam cancel battle', u'hours': 25.0, u'date': u'2015-12-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198117226808', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 6, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Bebi Jizzus', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 112, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2015-12-08', u'text': u'It\'s a "Lobby Chat while queuing for a match simulator 2015"\nMe and my friend were in a queue for pvp for ~15 minutes, couldn\'t find a match , gave up.\nPlayers vs AI worked though.\nI\'m not a fan of RTS games and tried this out with my friend becasue we were bored , so i can\'t say i liked it or not. It didnt get me interested. But if you are into RTS then theres no reason to try it , since its free.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'isaacfarris', u'text': u'great game love it', u'hours': 13.4, u'date': u'2015-12-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 8, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'500 stabil', u'hours': 3.1, u'products': 31, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u'go sleep', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'nick!', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 41, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u'AMAZING LUL', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Nurmuhamad', u'text': u'This Game Is Recommended', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198276364407', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 59, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'torrent of a goose', u'text': u'well, i m still only into the second day of the campaign but so far i d say this game is excellent.\nclear tutorial, simple but good game mechanics, clear interface, nice graphics, fun and thought provoking gameplay.\ni particularly like the fact that you can only move units from one region only per turn. means you have to think very carefully about your priorities.\nalso, the full campaign has an option for initial random distribution of units thus adding to replay value.\nits early days but so far i d give this game full marks.', u'hours': 14.8, u'date': u'2015-09-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198102021408', u'product_id': u'365560', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 225, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'elektrohund', u'text': u'i really love the c&c games and so i didn\xb4t hesitate to buy the pc-conversion.i must admit that the bugs (cards not properly played or even ignored) and the fact that there is no multiplayer were a bit of a disappointment, but i hope that this will be improved in the future.\neven in this state this is one of the best pc-wargames out there.buy it...that\xb4s an order!\nplease please implement multi-player guys', u'hours': 18.2, u'date': u'2017-02-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198058832918', u'product_id': u'449460', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 119, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'[KGH]Himmelstoss', u'text': u'Bought the game and had nothing but trouble getting it to work. The game starts with a gray screen after 2 seconds of showing the actual game starter page. If I remember the start game button location I could play the game for a few times and it seemed fun. But I could never repeat to start the game this way again. I contacted support but their help was minimal and communication has been very brief and stalled at the time I am writing this. However, was I inspired to get the original board game and its tank expansion, which are a blast to play. Would I recommend to buy the pc version that does not even allow for multiplayer yet? - That would be a big:  NO!! Stay away from this and buy the board game if you can get a copy that is!', u'hours': 8.9, u'date': u'2017-02-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197961892591', u'product_id': u'449460', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 84, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'MaguffinMuffin', u'text': u'i got this for a dollar from a bundle and i still feel like i was ripped off', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-12-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 1318, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Neighbour Jack', u'text': u"I love this game!!!! it's great excpect when you have to wait forever for the online game to start aaaand PLEASE!!! CAPCOM update the damn game!!!!", u'hours': 15.7, u'date': u'2017-12-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198166923869', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 133, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Politically Incorrect D.Va', u'text': u"if this game was free to play it wouldn't be worth it. if it was paid to play then i might consider it but probably not even then", u'hours': 4.7, u'date': u'2017-12-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 245, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'(YouTube)Dragnix', u'text': u"Building giant goliaths is a bunch of fun in the open world environment, even if the game needs a bit of WD40 sprayed on its joints. There's a child like fun you'll have exploring the environment and building new mechs that you can battle with, even if the combat is simple and not the most challenging. Crafting another spare part for your mech after completing its requirement was always a pleasure, and the story does a reasonable job of keeping you at least slightly entertained so that you ignore that you're doing a lot of the same things over and over again. A grind will develop, as most of these games end up having a grind of sorts, but I will admit that this game's one didn't seem to get me as much due to the game's themes: it's just so fun picturing yourself in a giant mech and bashing things in the head.  The game's big fault is its polish: it's rather rough around the edges in performance and engine execution, and could have used a bit of an overhaul of its inventory system (here's a hint: sorting options). And yet, the game had that X factor: the game feels different from others out there, and its theme alone will draw you in.", u'hours': 12.5, u'date': u'2016-05-13', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 6, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 864, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'usshadowop', u'hours': 4.1, u'products': 1339, u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-05-13', u'text': u'Quick tip: Hold A to collect mats, it will vacuum all of the mats around you up.\nThe Plus(+) Sides:\n+Interesting and varied Goliath design\n+Great NPC designs\n+Simplified collect and combine survivor style game mechanics\n+Perfect price point for content\n+Great sense of progression without being grindy\n+Clean easy to read UI\n+Easy to understand and use crafting system\n+Each Goliath has a unique feel and stregnth to it\n+Each Goliath interacts with the enviornment in different ways (i.e heal when in water etc.)\n+Enemies are actually tough.\n+You won\'t get by using just your basic attack over and over, you\'ll need to mix it up with dodges and special moves.\n+Small + but the main menu art is just gorgeous\nAn exciting collect em, build em, smash em up arpg adventure that had me putting off going to sleep to play a bit more (rinse repeat for 3 hours). A simple fun collection system paired with a long list of exciting and unique mechs / weapons / and armor to create provide a fresh action rpg experience.\nThis game is full of plus sides.\nYou\'ll probably like this game if you enjoy:\nSurvival games\nTorchlight\nRobots and mech combat\nSee more "Plus Side" reviews at my curator page:', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Mullertonne', u'text': u"I'm aware that I didn't play the game for that long but from playing it even a short period I could already see the game has issues. It's not well polished, a lot of actions feel like they should have more sound effects and animations. Consant music would be nice but I played for about 15 minutes in silence with only a sparse lackluster punching sound effect.\nPicking up items is weird as you can go to pick it up multiple times untill it finally enters your inventory. Closing menus would be so much better if you only had to press the 'e' key to do it rather than move the mouse.\nJust a few things that make the game feel early access rather than fully released.\nCan't reccomend it in it's current state.", u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2016-05-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 279, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'diarandor', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 418, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-08-21', u'text': u'The game is too hard with bad/buggy controls, which makes it frustrating. I also have some problems with the menus when I use the gamepad, which means that this port is s-h-i-t. I cannot recommend this game, and less at its full price, which is too much. If you want to play it, do it for free with an emulator, it will be less buggy than this terrible port.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Kyo', u'text': u'A timeless classic. Still as much fun as it was 25 years ago.', u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2017-08-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 632, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Wieprzek', u'hours': 1.9, u'products': 291, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-08-04', u'text': u'I liked it, but i dont think its worth the full price.\nThe vector\'ish visuals look really smooth, so the remaster did a great job of making the game appealing for this century (you can change to the old visuals at any moment in the game by pressing "P").\nIt is quite short, ive finished it in 2hours, without internet tips it would have taken 3 probably, i guess im a \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 when it comes to classic adventure games.\nIf you find it for 2\u20ac on some other sites or on steam sales, go for it. A great experience, especially if you werent born in the times the game was made, its a great example of those times.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'REDACTED', u'text': u'Played this for about 10 mins - Okay Straight up DONT BUY - i got this due to been apart of HB and had some time to kill. it has potential but does not run well on Windows 10 - Untill these issues are fixed dont bother its just a waste of 600Mb of space on your hard drive.', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2016-07-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198058446728', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 48, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'BrianRampage', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 214, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-07-30', u'text': u"Unplayable on current gen systems/OS's.  Don't waste your time or your money.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Saitama', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 277, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-07-30', u'text': u"Just don't like it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Jabba The Hutt', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 493, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-07-30', u'text': u"Fantastic game for any fans of Silver Age comic books.If you like squad based RTS gameplay you should love this game. If you also enjoy classic super-hero storytelling and to fool around with the might of superheroes then why aren't you playing this game instead of reading this recommendation?", u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Sinistra', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 293, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-01-18', u'text': u'', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'bigh', u'text': u"Ofc math puzzle game and Pythagoras calculation sounded very promising and  interesting in the beginnning. Although the game was never going under 1.20 EUR I decided once to buy to have some fun and an easy 100% also.\nBut what I encountered is more than disappointing. There are 3 packs a 20 puzzles. Over rectangles, triangles to circle cutouts. The proportions say me that the smaller square cannot have a bigger shape than the bigger one. BUT UNTRUE. Also the side length usually gets extracted by dividing it out of the shape size and the known side. NOT HERE.\nIt seems this puzzle game has it's own logic to prevent the player for dividing to floating numbers. Somekind of plusminus game I don't understand and I don't want to understand. If you want to messup maths don't do it in a game.", u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-01-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198035285721', u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 3772, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Ryan the Pitcher', u'hours': 4.4, u'products': 147, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-01-01', u'text': u"It's really good and funny mental puzzle game, if you don't like that much math you would probably not like it, but it's a original concept, 9/10, missing 1 'cause no new content ;(", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Chewbaca', u'hours': 130.3, u'products': 11, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'text': u'is cool', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'soldier persmart', u'hours': 5.5, u'products': 6, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'text': u'sfm you souce filmmaker Thank You ;) install download', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Scout', u'hours': 125.3, u'products': 78, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'text': u"When I first opened it I thought 'oh god, it's so complicated, I'm never gonna make any movies'. I could never, EVER figure out how the heck GMod animation worked. However, watch the tutorials a couple times and boom. Easy.\nI'm loving it. I am making my first movie now! :D", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'The trench bucket trader', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 33, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'text': u'not as good as gmod but  better for pros', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'aFF3_M!T_WaFF3', u'hours': 4.7, u'products': 1214, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-05', u'text': u'its a very good game - it only needs some additions:\na Sandbox-Mode - we want to play it for days ;)\nmaybe a Multiplayer-Mode - also with dedicated server', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Tasty', u'text': u'the nazis are invading', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 120, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Crusader01', u'hours': 2.4, u'products': 61, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u"It's a decent game, just get it on a sale.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Crimson Prinz', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 66, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'Space Nazis.....', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'drayjones007', u'text': u'This is a text based game. That being said, i love football and THIS IS THE GAME. I have literally fist pumped or yelled out loud when i found my team needing a critical stop or in desperate need of a first down and they came through. I have actually felt heavy hearted after falling to the Bengals on the final play of the game, 9-7. The stat tracking in this game is super deep. You could get lost for an hour easy just looking at your team alone. The game play is great, and can definetly be a challenge. If you really like the NFL, and are a stats person, this game was built for you.', u'hours': 792.5, u'date': u'2016-02-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198014648641', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 26, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'CommandDork', u'text': u'Played this game when it was FOF 2007 and, besides updates to keep it consistent with modern NFL rules, the newer entry continues the solid play of the older form. I lose myself for hours in this game, attempting to take a down-and-out franchise from nothing-to-something as the GM. Mind you the games play out in text form and the UI has remained downright ugly for nearly a decade but the bones of this product are the best when it comes to American football sims. Definitely recommended to those that love the GM/numbers side of football - it sucks you in for multiple seasons before you realize that names like Tom Brady and Peyton Manning are long since retired. $25 is a good price for a game of this caliber, well worth the investment for any stats-based-minded gamer.', u'hours': 26.7, u'date': u'2016-02-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198005986038', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 89, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Joshua1207', u'hours': 80.9, u'products': 188, u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-01-31', u'text': u'Panthers have gone 8-1 in super bowls by 2038. I approve.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'TheShrekChef', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 62, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'text': u'its aight, overwatch is better though', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'closedsockets', u'hours': 11.4, u'products': 3932, u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-02-25', u'text': u"A love letter to SNES era RPGS.\nThe art and the music are are excellent. The dialogue, story, and character development are average at best, and is what keeps the game from being great.\nThat battle system is solid, so no complaints there. I paid full price for the game and believe it's worth the asking price.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'\xb6\xb6`', u'hours': 4.9, u'products': 22, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-05', u'text': u'amazing game, @@ my eyes went crazy looking at the particles.\n9/10 game.\nWarning: Game is not "eye" friendly', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Mysteron', u'text': u'I liked the look of this game.Got owned first couple of games but prepared to grind to progress my battalions. I saw people moaning about how long they were waiting in queue but i was still prepared to wait and learn.When playing it was quite enjoyable if not slightly one sided to battalions with units and perks unlocked on the other team. However after playing for a couple of weeks i have to say this game is doomed.The main reason ?  Well,once you enter pvp battle you wait until some more players are ready,then wait,then wait again until 2 teams are ready.Shortest wait was 4 minutes,the longest today was 20 mins. Once ready you enter another screen where players confirm they are "ready" to play and then they dont which means all players go back to waiting in another queue......for another possible 10,15,20 mins to play.How stupid.....   This im guessing is because there are not many people on server.Or is it because now they have added matchmaking so you play people nearly to your own skill there arent that many people matched.When i want to play a game i dont expect to have to wait this long to even start a game. I think (my opinion) most people give up after 10 mins and go play something else as i have now done. Of the 16 hrs i have recorded for this game i think ive only actually played for about 2 hours. Not good enough even if it is f2p.   Deleted and Goodbye', u'hours': 16.1, u'date': u'2015-12-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197962506703', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 23, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'XYN71', u'text': u'Did not work on my system', u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2015-12-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198262758056', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 4, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'jercoolkunz', u'text': u'Failed to connect to steam several times, did not get to play once, uninstalling', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2015-12-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198059964594', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 71, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'pretzelpirate', u'text': u'Freaky, weird, and fun.  Great game full of surrealism and laughs.', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198119554457', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 97, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'hiki8881', u'text': u'Nice game', u'hours': 3.2, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 4, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 9, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'hiki888hiki888hiki888hiki888hiki', u'text': u'Interesting with great art desing.', u'hours': 3.2, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 5, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 52, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Jackarro32', u'text': u'Excellent!!!!!', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198301732162', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 25, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'goosewhammy', u'hours': 16.9, u'products': 305, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'text': u"amazing game, the one that started it all for rocksteady. still holds up in 2017.\non pc, there are some issues with bugs - the game crashed on me 4 times, twice in the scarecrow levels. otherwise the performance was fantastic.\ndecent comic book story, amazing gameplay, tight controls, varied missions. this game has it all for single player! and a must-have if you're a batman fan.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'zashraf10', u'hours': 28.1, u'products': 19, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'text': u"This game was released in 2009 but I found no issue with the graphics, they still looked pretty good for an 8 year old game. The Arkham series is probably the best of all the DC superhero games. The story, gameplay and the voice acting are all amazing. Arkham Asylum is a really great game with fun boss battles and really smooth combat but the story is a bit lacking, it is not bad at all but hasn't got an amazing plot and the fact that the entire game is set in one location, Arkham Asylum, means that some of the missions feel quite repetitive. I would still recommend this game because the repetition was only a minor issue and I definitely enjoyed most of my time on this game. I bought Asylum, City and Origins on sale for \xa33.74 and they are all absolute steals for the price. I would wait for this game to go on sale before buying it because it does in all of the major steam sales and \xa315 is not an ideal price for an older game but it is not completely unjustifiable and I wouldn't consider it a waste of money. Definitely recommended.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'lourellent', u'text': u'This game sucks', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-12-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198151693387', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 18, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Katsune the trap', u'hours': 4.7, u'products': 121, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-07', u'text': u"Alright. I've played this game enough to say out loud - This game is a complete joke. Terrible controls, horrible aiming, nothing to be happy about. Now I see why the community of this game died (If ever there was one).", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Giant Dad', u'text': u'This game is more dead than the enemies it wants you to shoot', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-12-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 13, u'user_id': u'76561198000477502', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 200, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'pandelaras', u'text': u'Unimaginative and repetitive. I am a fan of puzzle rpgs and i have probably played every one available on pc. I didnt enjoy this one sorry', u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2014-11-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 2653, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Jeff Sproul', u'hours': 5.3, u'products': 845, u'product_id': u'328100', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2014-11-07', u'text': u"Overall: It's fun and enjoyable if you like these gem games mixed with RPG elements.\nI'd put it on par with Galactrix, except it doesn't feel as monotonous as Galaxtrix. Gunspell is a bit more linear, and a lot more customability. I wouldn't have minded other character choices, but the story is based on the character you are. So, that's fine.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Al.Has.Folgers\xae', u'text': u'This game is awesome! It just need improvements on sounds, performance and able to change key bindings for the keyboard.', u'hours': 6.2, u'date': u'2016-05-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198088030043', u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 24, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Mr. Matt', u'hours': 3.7, u'products': 975, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-07-29', u'text': u'Ha, I finally beat this darn game after stewing over not completing it in my youth when it launched as "Out of This World." Did I have to use a walkthrough? Unfortunately. One of the puzzles is requires that you either accidentally stumble upon the solution, check a walkthrough, or try something that the rest of the game never, ever has you do (which ends up being the solution).\nIn case anyone\'s wondering, I\'m referring to needing to wait for a certain enemy to roll multiple grenades at you, which will blow up a floor below, and if you kill him, it\'s impossible to progress unless you get yourself killed and start that seciton over.\nYou might say "Oh, well rolling grenades is a clue! That\'s why that ONE guy rolls grenades at you!" Haha, oh you presume this game would do something so clever! In a better-designed game, you\'d be right, and that would be a great clue. Instead, this game doesn\'t have it benefit you to\nkill enemies until this checkpoint, several minutes prior to the end of the game. The game 100% encourages you to kill enemies as fast as humanly possible prior to this checkpoint, because you will die in one second or less if you don\'t react quickly to a patrolling enemy.\nIn Portal 2, there was one puzzle in the entire campaign that I had to look up one part of the solution online, and it still makes me ashamed that I had to do it. The game had all the clues there and it was designed well, it was my fault, and I fully acknowledge it. In Another World, however, the game just doesn\'t convey that puzzle solution, and when I looked it up, I felt no shame; only anger at the game and whomever designed it for putting such a terrible puzzle into the game. It was a jackass move.\nAm I only put off by the one horrible puzzle, though? Nah. The controls feel weird even though they could have adjusted them to feel good since this is basically a remaster, the reach of certain enemies (ground mouth things) is difficult to estimate when jumping, the game can be finished in 20 minutes or so if you know what you\'re doing (I like brevity), BUT the developer just made the game control funky and be rather difficult to pad out the playtime and hide the game\'s short playtime.\nI finished in 3.7 hours, and that was with me messing around on the Internet with the game minimized at least half of the time, and eating a snack and doing some exercising, and even getting stuck and shouting obscenities at the screen for some of the more frustrating parts.\nI\'m glad I played the game through to completion because it\'s been haunting me since I was a young\'un, but I don\'t recommend it to the average player. It feels kinda like INSIDE if INSIDE ramped its difficulty up to hide how short it is, and instead of having clever puzzles with clues as to how to solve them, it had some puzzles that are nearly impossible to solve except for stumbling into the solution or reading it somewhere.\nJust play INSIDE instead. That\'s some good stuff and it\'s surprisingly similar to this game. Maybe this partially inspired it? Who knows. I think INSIDE is much, much better, and highly recommend it if you want some of the stuff this game offers (running around avoiding getting murdered, solving puzzles, and trying to escape).', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'm4z', u'hours': 4.2, u'products': 839, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-07-26', u'text': u"This might be a (sometimes frustratingly hard) classic, but it's so short that it's worth 50 cents at most. (I have 4 hours on record, but that is only because it is hard. Full playthroughs in under 20 minutes are available.)\nIf you like classic games, you might like this one. But a full price of 10\u20ac is a bad joke. I paid 2,49\u20ac and it's not even worth that much.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Haddouken', u'hours': 2.3, u'products': 232, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-07-22', u'text': u'One of the most challenging games i ever played.\nThe story is quite short, but the lack of checkpoints make it look longer.\nYou have to have great key timing otherwise its easy to get frustrated.\nAlso its not easy to understand what the game needs you to do in some areas, but thats part of the challenge :D', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'ZoliMage', u'text': u'This game is unplayable, I was unable to control the character. Not recommend.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-07-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198047740386', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 210, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Moss', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 322, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-07-29', u'text': u'Windows 8.1 or 10?  Don\'t bother.\nFrom what little I\'ve played, it seems like a great game-- however, due to compatibility issues this game is downright unplayable.  The pathfinding is just broken so that you\'ll indefinitely run the wrong way and have to click 3 times in arbitrary points to do any interaction, and the game is very prone to softlocking.  This is especially problematic as WHEN (not if) the game softlocks and crashes, it locks your cursor, meaning either restarting your computer or going through Task Manager with Ctrl-Shift-Esc and keyboard controls without looking at the screen will be necessary just to close the game.\nI\'m definitely glad I got this from a Humble Bundle, otherwise it would have been a huge letdown.  Even then, it\'s disappointing because these problems stand in the way of what seems to be a genuinely great game.  Go buy it on GOG instead, from what I\'ve read they fixed the problem.  The 1.3 version Steam has is broken on Windows 8 and above, and quite possibly 7 as well, so once again, GOG is the first place you should look for old games.  Accept no substitutes.\nOn the bright side, the sequel "FF vs. the 3rd Reich" seems to be fine on modern systems, even with the Steam version.  You\'re still a fool if you buy it on Steam instead of GOG, but hey, you\'ll be a fool with a working game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Martian Girl From Planet V', u'text': u"Freedom Force is a fantastic game for any fans of Silver Age comic books. This may be the most authentic representation of that era I've ever seen, presented without becoming a parody. Yes, most every character takes some inspiration from a pre-existing comic book hero or villain, but they're altered enough to work as their own character.\nGameplay is fun with an easy to learn system that. Finding the right character to take on the right enemy is always satisfying, though inevitably any characters I didn't try out or unlock early on ended up useless by the end as I continually upgraded my four or five favorites. Generally this is not at all a game genre I'd be interested in, but the comic book presentation pulled me in and kept my attention.\nHowever, I can't rightly recommend the game without mentioning the Fist Icon Bug. You may turn off the game and later come back to find your icon is permenantly stuck as a fist, making it difficult to move, and making the character Minuteman run off on his own accord. I've seen a lot of suggested fixes, but since my computer upgraded to Windows 10, they don't seem to work anymore.\nThese fixes, such as lowering the resolution, may work for you, but please consider the risk. If the answer is no, I'd recommend the sequel, Freedom Force vs. the Third Reich, which does not have this problem.\nThis is really a shame, because this game is excellent when you are actually able to play it.", u'hours': 25.9, u'date': u'2016-07-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198049604391', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 12, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'DINSCI', u'text': u'A very smart game for the smart people to feel good about being smart. 10/10', u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2016-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 85, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'TheRealCelticBatman', u'text': u"Feel like taking a geometry test as a game?  Here you go.  I will say this, all the answers being the whole numbers 1-9 is extremely clever and must have taken some time, or were nicked off of a clever teacher's exam database!\nIf you like simple geometry challenges with some variety of shapes to solve for, this will entertain you.  If geometry and trigonometry were your nightmare in school, maybe look elsewhere.\nI got this and another from the same company for $2 and played it in less than half an hour.  I am a maths nerd, so ymmv.\n7/10", u'hours': 2.6, u'date': u'2016-11-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 11, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 4383, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u"Mr.JesT'er", u'hours': 13.6, u'products': 81, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-10-30', u'text': u'Fuqin Hard Fuqin Awesome , I like it', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'TheScrubSide', u'text': u'Pretty gud m8', u'hours': 217.9, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198288318616', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 59, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'gessen58', u'text': u'noice', u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198338223426', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 5, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'SmiTe 447 (Happy)', u'text': u'it sucks it wouldent turn on\\', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198299514893', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 14, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'ArtlenA', u'hours': 2.0, u'products': 19, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-11', u'text': u"What the \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665? After second launching game show's downloading icon and stop working. People, doesnot buy this game. \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665T", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'VegaTron', u'text': u"This might be a very good game to blow off some steam when you get home. Site down, shoot some nazis, fly through space and listen to some decent music.\n- The game is really repetitive, almost no story\n- Quite often I have to\nbecause it will not exit properly, it's stuck in a black screen. Task manager is not visible.\n- Achievements are hit and miss. Some trigger, most don't. I find this frustrating\n- The acting is really bad. Not B-movie bad, worse. I skip most cutscenes.\nCertainly not worth \u20ac20, 5 years after release.", u'hours': 6.7, u'date': u'2017-11-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198025318503', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 358, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Maestro', u'hours': 2.9, u'products': 366, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-10-14', u'text': u"I'm a big fan of the old X-wing and Wing Commander games and have been looking for another game of that sorts for a while and so far Iron Sky: Invasion is the closest to capturing that feel. Combined with the b-movie style ingame movies featuring characters from the movie it rounds it into a pretty fun experience. I only have a few hours put into the game but have enjoyed every minute of it. Personally I waited for the game to go on sale before buying it, I wouldn't recommend buying it for full price but I would recommend buying it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'HiphopAfrica', u'text': u'I just want a decent football video game.', u'hours': 7.7, u'date': u'2016-01-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 395, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'VirtualTed', u'text': u'A different kind of Light RTS/MOBA.   Definitely worth a try!', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2015-12-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197997007991', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 307, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Hacodeman', u'text': u'game doesnt work', u'hours': 3.4, u'date': u'2015-12-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198123318408', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 141, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Divine Angel', u'text': u'Great chat simulator while waiting in queue for PVP match.\nAt least AI mode works\n7/10', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2015-12-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 321, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'HadeZerX', u'text': u'Weird, but surprisingly good.', u'hours': 2.9, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 6, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 151, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Jack PouRoO', u'text': u'good dreams xD', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 7, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 46, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Sof', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 93, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u"You are a weird cat with a creepy man's face who prevents the sleepwalker of his owner to die (well at least try). The aesthetic of this game is beautiful and surreal that reminds me to Dali's paintings, I wish it has a better soundtrack and it would be perfect.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Yves', u'hours': 23.4, u'products': 123, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'text': u"Buy It Later! :: It's good but not enough!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Kristoffer', u'hours': 19.7, u'products': 408, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'text': u'Just plain excellent.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'wenquanbuct', u'text': u'\u73b0\u5728\u56de\u60f3\u4e00\u4e0b\uff0c\u4ecd\u7136\u662fPS3/XB360\u65f6\u4ee3\u6700\u68d2\u7684\u6539\u7f16\u52a8\u4f5c\u5192\u9669\u6e38\u620f', u'hours': 13.7, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198016009687', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 148, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Edren', u'text': u'Played this game in 2009 and decided to play it again now in 2017. The gameplay / story is amazing and the graphics still hold up so well.\nGame is a solid 10/10 for me.', u'hours': 13.8, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198003777939', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 136, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'xXPaul2uXx', u'hours': 8.0, u'products': 210, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-04', u'text': u"What a \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 game! And CAPCOM has the audacity to ask $30 for a game that nobody is playing right now. I mean NOBODY. I got the game for a few dollars, and I must say, whoever worked on developing this game should be rounded up and retired from society. I'm serious, what a terrible mess. I think the worst part for me is the wasted potential, as this game could be fixed but no one in the CAPCOM community is trying to keep this game alive. They want to sweep it under the rug, and not add any new DLC or incentive to play the game. Basically, CAPCOM wants you to pay $30 for an abortion.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Octopus Salad', u'text': u'As good as the first.  So pretty much the best, or slightly second best.  Same humor, same gameplay, adorable ending.', u'hours': 10.1, u'date': u'2017-10-11', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 94, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'changescat', u'text': u'So much fun!', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-10-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197998080187', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 50, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'The Beard', u'text': u'I loved this game, better than the first and I loved that one to!\nSimple yet enjoyable, brings back old child hood memories :D\nBattle system lacks, but still great fun to play.\nHoping for a 3rd!', u'hours': 17.4, u'date': u'2017-10-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198115677094', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 183, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'MDZhB', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 2308, u'product_id': u'574640', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-08-16', u'text': u'No options menu\nNo sound whatsoever\nNo pacing\nWent to fight 2nd boss, clipped through a wall and was stuck outside of the room.\nKeep the $1, go buy some sound effects.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'FUT', u'hours': 2.4, u'products': 18, u'product_id': u'574640', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-08-09', u'text': u'Not bad for 12 cents', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Miraculate', u'hours': 2.4, u'products': 133, u'product_id': u'574640', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-08-08', u'text': u'Almost all the negative reviews for this game were written by incompetent kids. Reading other reviews you will hear complaints about achievements, difficulty, and a lack of warning of whats dangerous.\nThe third complaint listed above is the only reasonable complaint however it can be dismissed with about .5 hours of trial and error. After that time you should have a basic understanding of what is and isnt dangerous.\nThe most common complaint I have seen is that its too difficult to beat the game. Its a perma death rogue-like shooter. Read the tags before you buy a game it will actually end up saving you money if your not looking for a challenging game. Not to mention that after a little trial and error you find that the game is actually quite easy.\nAnd the final complaint I have seen is about the achievements. The achievements appear harder to get than they are. Its important to note that each achievement asking you to get a certain number of kills or gather a certain amount of ammo is asking you to do it within a single run so if you die you have to restart. You need to have 1000 bullets in the top left corner of your screen to get the achievement. The rest of the achievements are self explanitory.\nAmmo boxes are found from breaking boxes and doors. When you first start you should run around and see what your able to break and what your not able to break. Dont worry about ammo you will find much more than you will lose.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Bearboots', u'hours': 2.6, u'products': 325, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-07-22', u'text': u"You may not be familiar with this title if you're younger but Another World is one of those games that everyone should play at least once in their life. Developed by Atari ST and Amiga, Another World came out in 1991 and was really special as a cinematic platformer, setting a high standard for future games in the genre. You may wonder looking at it so many years later what made it special, it's tough to explain as there are lots of things about it I really appreciate. The buddy that helps you along your jounrney (literally named Buddy) is a perfect example of a sidekick, someone that is not constantly offering you hints or interupting the game but rather a small motivator that helps you out of sticky situations, the artstyle is great and even today passes, clever level design and puzzle solving and finally genuine difficulty! As this is an older game, it will most likely feel more difficult and frustrating to younger players but offers a great feeling of satisfaction when you push yourself to complete it. Truly, it is nothing short of a classic and an essential game for any collection.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'PatSenga', u'hours': 2.7, u'products': 65, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-08-28', u'text': u'Anyone who likes to make some mental arithmetic within logical puzzles on the basis of geometric tasks and to spend about between 1 and maximum 10 minutes to find a solution for a specific problem (out of 90), should have a look at the game.\nIt is - in my view - a strength of the game, that the graphical representations of lengths (and subsequently angles) in the different problems is "misleading". However, it can be perplexing and adds some difficulty for graphic oriented people.\nThe possibility to use the game surface for writing some calculations is a nice plus factor, and that the pen is quavering makes the result to look quite handwritten as mine on a piece of paper.\nI needed 2.7 hours to find all 90 solutions, i.e. a little bit less than 2 minutes for each. I found it worth the money and would have a look at a new version.\nInstead of using solution guides, it would be better to have the possibility to get a hint in game (but such coding is more complicated and I personally prefer that the efitor adds more levels than help). But there are some hint giving players in the steam discussion forum replacing such a fonction.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Psygnal', u'text': u'I\'m well into the second act on this one, and to be honest, with only a few hours on the clock, I think I\'ve seen everything there is to see in this game, other than the story.\nThis game is a nice enough space shooter. First or Third person (default is third. First is HUD only, no cockpit) with nice enough graphics - somewhat reminiscent of the gameplay in games like Wing Commander.\nEssentially, you fly around, kill bad guys of various types, and hit waypoints to unlock full motion video story segments.\nThe space combat is fun, but pretty basic. There\'s not a lot to write home about here - which is a shame. A bit more depth would have absolutely MADE this.  The video scenes are...\nWell. The \'actors\' shouldn\'t give up their day jobs. It\'s like the game devs went out of their way to find terrible actors, and then built a really cringe-worthy script around them. It\'s horrible in a "I really can\'t stop watching this" kind of way.\nIf you\'ve seen the Iron Sky movie, then you\'ll know what to expect.\nIn short, I\'d have to say that this is a fun game. I\'ll recommend it while it\'s on special. I don\'t know about full price... I\'d say wait for it to be on special. It\'s definitely bad, but in a Sharknado kind of way.', u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2017-08-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197998701258', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 295, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'\U0001f389', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 1150, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-12-02', u'text': u'Unable to connect ...', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'#cancer4life', u'hours': 4.8, u'products': 24, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'this is a review', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Alzahhar3', u'hours': 18.1, u'products': 53, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'text': u'I only recentrly played this and almost 8 years later the game still holds up, it shows some age but not as many other games do. Very enjoyable batman arkham formula. Only little issue I had was the no variety in the enviroment other than that its a solid game even now especially if you like batman. I usually dont enjoy older games and I expected this to be the same (2010 is still kinda old) but i actually enjoyed it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'lakattacker', u'hours': 82.7, u'products': 96, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'text': u'I recommend this game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Fowixo', u'hours': 35.1, u'products': 7, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'text': u'gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'vertebraided', u'text': u'What are you doing reading reviews for the sequel??\nDid you like the first one?\nYes?\nPlay this one.', u'hours': 7.9, u'date': u'2017-09-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 75, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'xcharlie_on_the_runx', u'text': u'love this game', u'hours': 11.6, u'date': u'2017-09-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198010230088', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 85, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Criwall', u'text': u'I like the idea of Costume Quest and the first game. It took the idea from that Buffy episode (and Treehouse of Horror, and probably a lot of other examples) where the characters turn into their costumes and use it as the combat mechanics of an rpg staring kids battling candy stealing goblins. It\'s was a cute idea, that had charm and was pretty funny in a silly Double Fine way. A pretty good if simple game. Along comes Costume Quest 2 and brings in time travel and a insane dentist and it\'s just not as good as the first game.\nIt\'s not as funny this time. The costumes are not as creative, and the novelty of the game has worn off after 1 game and a DLC expansion. The combat is somewhat more involved this time, bit it adds a really anoying mechanics with the removal of post battle healing, forcing you to backtrack to a fountain (or to eat some candy). It doesn\'t add anything, it doesn\'t make the game any harder and it just makes the battles anoying.\nOverall it\'s still pretty much the same rpg-lite for kids, but the combat mechanics is still kind of uninteresting and too simple and the storyline is weak, even when you take "it\'s for kids" into concideration. The first game had charm that made it a pretty good game. This is not bad, but I can\'t recommend it unless you desperatly need more after playing the first one, and can accept a game that\'s slightly worse on everything.', u'hours': 9.2, u'date': u'2017-09-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 1753, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Abwehrschlacht', u'text': u'Excellent game, a really good conversion from the original board game. I have a few suggestions for future patches: Could I suggest that the soldiers in the units are given a bit more individuallity? All four doing exactly the same looks a bit weird. Secondly, the game ends quite abruptly, is there a way of being able to go back to see the final on-board situation? And lastly, the sceond menu screen needs a little bit more thought, the start menu needs to be a bit more apparent.\nOther than that, great game, well worth the spends!', u'hours': 15.9, u'date': u'2017-02-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198023829842', u'product_id': u'449460', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 5, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'leifstrand', u'text': u'Great game; I hope the tanks expansion will be included in the future. Richard Borg designed games have become my favorite; the historic representations, ease of play, and most importantly, the fun of playing!', u'hours': 14.0, u'date': u'2017-02-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198041236865', u'product_id': u'449460', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 102, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'cayugabooks', u'text': u'A like the game. There is a steep learning curve, though, more frustrating than fun. Some of the scenarios from one side or the other are doomed to fail. There are some bugs in it even after the second update ... to be expected. AI is a bit too strong in my opinion. There needs to be an undone button for moving. Accidentally hitting a hex can be devastating.', u'hours': 17.8, u'date': u'2017-02-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198044128520', u'product_id': u'449460', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 8, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'mariskaas', u'text': u"I pre-ordered this game ages ago, since I was too late for backing but still wanted to contribute. And I do not regret that decision because it was a very fun game to play!\nThe story is about a girl named Mina from a small village whose dream it is to become a member of the battlechef brigade, an elite group of chefs who kill monsters for food and keep the world safe. She therefore runs away to the city to join the competition which determines who can join the brigade. You have to face-off against chefs to earn your place. And then there is some other storyline which I will not spoil. The story is fun for the biggest part, not too spectacular, but well executed.\nThe game is a sort of weird sounding mix between side-scroller brawling and 3-match game for the cooking part. It sounds weird, but it actually works very well. The 3 match is basically match gems of the same color and they promote to a higher level, match 3 of those again to get the highest level. The 3-match has been changed up a bit to make it more interesting, with fragile parts (cannot move to much or they break) poison parts and upgrading of tiles. Besides that there is several interesting cook-ware you can buy to help you with the game and change some stuff around. For instance there are 2-match pans that only work on 1 kind of gem, but there is also 4-match pans that skip to the highest possible gem quality. There is 3 types of gems and each judge in the competition has different tastes in what they want so that's another thing to keep in mind. The battle aspect it not all that hard, there is basically one challenging enemy in it as far as I'm concerned. I didn't mind that it wasn't overly complicated though I liked the focus to be on the cooking part.\nThe thing that attracted me to this game most was the art. It is beautifully drawn with good character design as well as world design. And the food looks delicious! It is not all extremely detailed but I think that's part of the charm. It just looks colorful and vibrant and i absolutely love it.\nThe music I think is well done. The main song is constantly hanging around in my head. It fits the atmosphere really well, and sounds kind off heroic during battles.  The sounds during the battle are also well done. Especially the clock when time is running out, very stressful! Voice acting is solid, voices fit the characters well.\nNote that none of these are dealbreakers just little things I noticed.\nThe difficulty spikes in this game are a bit crazy. Basically it is all pretty easy until you encounter the first set of bosses and then it is a lot harder all of a sudden. I would liked it more to have a more gradual increase in difficulty, just each battle a little bit harder instead of this spike. Besides that it goes down again after these 3 bosses and up again with the final one. It is a bit all over the place. And it does not help with learning to get better.\nSecond thing is that they had decided somewhere along the way to make Thrash (one of the other game characters) playable. And they had to sort of implement that into the storyline. So one of the chapters you are all of a sudden playing as Thrash for no good reason. This chapter felt random and weird. Besides that you had lost all the stuff you bought cause it did not carry over. I am all for more playable characters but it would have been more logical to then make a complete seperate campaign for him. I know that may be to much time consuming and expensive but well I would pay for DLC for new storylines with different characters. Now it just feels rushed.\nBesides these two small issues I really enjoyed the game and I may replay it at some point. The art is amazing, gameplay is fun and the food looks delicious. I am a sucker for cooking games but I swear this game is amazing and would really recommend it. I hope they will add more content at some point, I would love a DLC about one of my favorite characters Ziggy!", u'hours': 11.3, u'date': u'2017-12-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198127874396', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 167, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'The Squirrely Wrath', u'hours': 11.7, u'products': 176, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-04', u'text': u'A gem of a game. A mixture of Iron Chef, Puyo Puyo, and Monster Hunter', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Jozz', u'hours': 8.7, u'products': 88, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-04', u'text': u"Beat up cute monsters and solve puzzles!\nA very cool experience that mashes the genres of 2D brawling and match-3 puzzling. Somewhat surprisingly, both components are very competant and are put together rather seamlessly.  Beating up monsters is fun and feels satisfying with good sound design, decent animation, and satisfying hit stun/lag. A lot of depth comes from figuring out which ingredients you need and timing the order in which you get them (especially when you get the slow cooker). Music is good. Voice acting is mostly good.\nI do feel the game slightly outstayed its welcome for me. While some are disappointed that the game is short (~8 hours), I actually feel it was too long. Much of the content is repeated. You travel to the same areas frequently. A lot of the side content that seems cool at first becomes boring as its repeated (mostly the monster hunting quests).\nThere are also two difficulty spikes that at least one other reviewer mentioned. The first one wasn't too bad, but I had to use one of the guides to beat the final challenge.\nOverall, a fun and interesting experience.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Cinder', u'text': u'i hate this game', u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2017-08-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'574640', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 87, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'OhShizMike', u'text': u"I kinda like it, but I'm still not sure I can\nit..\nFun, Quick game..\nNo big Deal..\nIf you get it 4 teh Cheaps, give it a play! It's fun, that's it.\n(as I'm\nto choose to reccomend or not,", u'hours': 7.4, u'date': u'2017-08-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'574640', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 124, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'B A R A B A J A G A L', u'text': u"I wasn't expecting too much but I was pleasantly surprised.\nUnalive is a simple, fun, and absolutely addictive roguelike.\nGive it a shot!", u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-07-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198077728400', u'product_id': u'574640', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 291, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Xaelvik', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 968, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'text': u"If you liked Space Rangers, you'll possibly like this also. Decent, especially when you consider it's an Early Access title. Looking forward to seeing where this one goes.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'donny', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 112, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'text': u'this game is awesome i remember playing this game like 3 years ago on my phone', u'early_access': True, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'lekane', u'text': u"Spaceship bridge simulator in the form of random card games, crew progress, ship progress, faction progress... Does that pretty well, perhaps wait for more content and modding but it's already a decent little space game.", u'hours': 31.9, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197980020723', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 199, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u"Good Ol' JR", u'hours': 16.7, u'products': 128, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-08-23', u'text': u"Longer, better RPG mechanics and the humor hasn't left, but the tone of the game is lost. First Costume Quest makes you feel nostalgic for Halloween or the autumn season. This loses that with the time travel stuff. If you liked the rpg elements in the first game, you'll like this. Otherwise, skip it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'LonelyMunchies', u'text': u'pretty cool', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-08-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198215629565', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 18, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'IMagnumWolf', u'hours': 2.1, u'products': 130, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-08-22', u'text': u'The previous Costume Quest was loads better.\nThis game was just confusing and seem to not have had a lot of work done onto it.\nI only recommend this game to the die-hard fans of the previous game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'SgtKelso', u'hours': 3.4, u'products': 56, u'product_id': u'449460', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-01-31', u'text': u'I would definitely recommend this game.  It captures the feel of the board game and is actually a good way to learn it.  The bugs seem to have been worked out for the most part by the patch 1.2.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'crazzygibbon', u'text': u'When I first started playing this game it was a wee bit confusing, lots of cards and dice rolling around, however a bit of persistance was well worth it. This is a great turn based game (good if like me you cant be chained to the computer constantly while you are playing)  where your stratagy is chanelled by the cards available. There is a bit of luck too and I even found the button to turn off the dice graphics if you like a clearer view of the trenches. If you like turn based games this is a fun challange without beeing too frustrating and I would recommend it.', u'hours': 4.2, u'date': u'2017-01-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198023247903', u'product_id': u'449460', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 7, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'jim', u'text': u"Although my preference is for Ancients and Napoleonics, this is a very impressive port of the board game.\nNice graphics and a decent UI.\nWould prefer the virtual dice not to bounce all over the shop but to be more contained so as to be easier to read.\nThe AI is pretty good but, ocaisionally, moves units to less than optimal positions.\nNot sure if it is a bug but the 'Box Barrage' combat card can always be played even when it is not applicable to the Command card being played and, in those circumstances, that combat card is wasted.\nOverall, very pleased and a good omen for the GMT games due out later this year.", u'hours': 19.8, u'date': u'2017-01-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198035021318', u'product_id': u'449460', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 27, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Harreet', u'hours': 10.5, u'products': 40, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-04', u'text': u'I LOVE THIS GAME SO MUCH IT GOT ME HOOKED INSTANTLY. This type of genre is very unique and bright, makes me happy and excited to play!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Mr.Minteh', u'text': u"This game is so much fun and every bit worth the price. It has so much packed into it and it's all cohesive, there's many different ways to play that suit how you want to play, and they all feel rewarding.  I haven't had this much fun with a game in forever, I played eleven hours on my first day because I was so excited and enraptured. That might not seem like tons, but I'm the type of person to play an hour or two, take a break, play a bit, take a break, etc. I love this game so much!", u'hours': 21.7, u'date': u'2017-12-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198012818742', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 120, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Bored Malcontent', u'hours': 5.1, u'products': 469, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-04', u'text': u'If you are die hard match 3 player you might find yourself lusting for a bit more than the game offers. But if you like fresh ideas and something that is wholesome -  Battle Chef Brigade is certainly have your back.\nYou can see my full opinion here:', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Philip1', u'text': u'At the beggining i bought the game for the trading cards but I have to say it is pretty good, it took me around 2 hours to finish it entirely , so i definitely recommend it !!', u'hours': 5.8, u'date': u'2017-07-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198172339049', u'product_id': u'574640', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 26, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Loutishh', u'text': u"One of the worst games I've ever played. Even with the coupon I used to get this game for $0.25 it's still not even worth that price.", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-07-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'574640', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 220, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Kaneki Ken', u'text': u'123', u'hours': 6.1, u'date': u'2017-07-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198365688470', u'product_id': u'574640', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 251, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Dr. Perk', u'text': u"Spaceships, permadeath, dedicated developers.\n10 / 10 would run out of fuel and die off Armageddon Reef again.\nRecommended. Every bug I've found was fixed in 48 hours.", u'hours': 21.1, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198131597422', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 10, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'wolkenwand', u'hours': 6.9, u'products': 36, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'text': u'Just bough this game and like it so far. I would like for the developer to add saving information on planet status, like what its currently sell or bought. This saved information can be seen when we bought stuff at planet and determine which planet we can sell the newly acquired commodity, just like in space rangers. The current planet information, is not too effective i think its require many clicks if we want to see planet status on different system.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Trithemius|', u'hours': 11.6, u'products': 293, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'text': u'Interesting game that reminds me a lot of Escape Velocity: Nova. Looking forward to see how it develops, and hoping for some more customisation and less opacity of ships and their stats.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Tony Almeida', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 74, u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-01-18', u'text': u'Let`s be honest here: It has your good things to say.\nI mean, it has all the rules, the draft uses the same terminology, and everything is kind of the same way the NFL handles it.\nBut the UI sucks so much.\nAlso, the AI is kinda stupid. I didn`t know anything about  the game because it has no useful explanation about all the features or where to find something (here`s another bad thing to talk about it), and I won the second season anyway. Kind of boring I must say.\nThey could develop this into a game with better interface, better guides, and harder AI. then I could pay the amount of money they want (it`s pretty expensive, I must say).', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'dontforget101', u'text': u'STEAM WILL NOT SERVICE THIS GAME IF YOU PURCHASE IT AND NEITHER WILL THE DEVELOPER IF YOU BOUGHT THE GAME FROM STEAM... THEY OFFER 0 CUSTOMER SERVICE, THEY WILL NOT REFUND YOU PURCHASE, AND THEY HAVE ZERO WAYS TO CONTACT THEM DIRECTY\nDO NOT BUY THIS GAME.... IT WILL STOP WORKING ON YOU AND YOU WILL GET NO ASSISTANCE', u'hours': 2390.1, u'date': u'2016-01-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'user_id': u'76561198019695010', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 22, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Ramzavail', u'text': u"Highly recommended.  I've been playing different iterations of this game for over a decade now.    Sure, it's not pretty to look at but it's not supposed to be (and frankly, I don't want it to be).  It's supposed to immerse you in the details of your football team.  The ratings/stat output are precise and the contracts and decisions you need to make as GM are realistic.  This is a thinking man's (or woman's) football game. If you love football, you should give this a try.  This is the Football Manager TM (soccer) of American football (before all the dots and 3d).  You will get your money's worth.  The multiplayer universe is fun and the leagues are great to participate in as well.", u'hours': 402.7, u'date': u'2016-01-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198053359938', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 230, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Lanix', u'text': u"Edit: Only a day after I posted this a lot of the issues have already been fixed. Music no longer stops suddenly and polish on just general mechanics have already gone out\nThe game as a whole isn't bad. I'm enjoying the different types of Goliaths and they feel different to fit different situations. You won't be simply abandoning one goliath just because the next one unlocks.\nThe game, however, still needs a lot of polish. The music abruptly stops when combat ends, and some interactions are very picky and simply won't work unless you shuffle around trying to adjust where you stand, despite the prompt showing up. I've also just simply died with no way of really knowing what just happened. (I literally blew up when picking up my stuff from a previous death, no reason for it at all, just... boom. Done. The only thing I can think of is the mines in my pocket activated when they dropped.)\nI would still recommend the game because you're looking at a pretty fun, and rather extensive, game for the price. The release of the game still needs work and bugs are all over the place, but if you can overlook it, or if it's updated and fixed, it's fun to play, action rewards reflexes and adjusting to your surroundings, and the elements play well in this game.", u'hours': 7.7, u'date': u'2016-05-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 0, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 432, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'The Lord Of Peanut Butter', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 159, u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-05-12', u'text': u'This game has a cool premise and looks really good on paper. however there isnt a tutorial to speak of, and the game difficulty ramps up very quickly without explaining good combat techniques or even the existence of many of the moves that you get. On top of all of this the camera can zoom in and out a small bit but locks at a maximum zoom out that is woefully too small. A single dash/roll will put all of your enemies right off the side of the screen or very close to it and you can barely see the endpoint of your roll when you start it, and this leads to the problem of dashing into something you didnt want to.\nOverall cool concept and it could be a fantastic game if polished up but until some of the major issues i listed above are addressed I would strongly suggest not purchasing this game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'johnrobinsonmt', u'text': u"I'm not sure wether to like or dislike the game yet... it looks like it could be a lot of fun, but on the down side this game was obviously designed to be played with a controler.  To play it with a mouse is PAINFUL, just to change the way my character is looking I either have to take my hand off the mouse to use the < > keys, or jam my middle mouse button down, and no you cannot reassign any of the controls.  There is also an issue right now with framerate regardless of the quality setting that I am playing it on.  (and for reference I have 16G of ram with a video card that has 2G dedicated ram)\nIn the forams there is a page on how to adjust key bindings through a text file.  This made the game much more enjoyable!", u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2016-05-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198214470311', u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 11, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Pingaslord1', u'text': u"I have no idea what I'm doing", u'hours': 7.9, u'date': u'2017-12-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 72, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 55, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'PastaAivo', u'hours': 3.1, u'products': 98, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-05', u'text': u'A new Touhou game? On Steam?! Yes please!\nThe game works really well, it is colourful and awesome, and most importantly seems pretty faithful to the series.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Soleriel~', u'text': u'Flatness Everywhere, But Great Backstory.\nHard And Addictive Gameplay.\nUnder\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 Are Anywhere.\n11/10\n"The Flat Club"', u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2017-12-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 28, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Dragun', u'hours': 16.5, u'products': 91, u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-02-25', u'text': u'A MUST buy JRPG for fans of the 16bit era! These guys have captured what made the SNES RPGs timeless classics! This is the real deal; so many others have tried and even come close but this is the standout and it deserves to be enjoyed by all! Traditional Square-Enix menus and battle commands with fast game play, save anytime, no random encounters, no grind required - but kill what you see to maintain the difficulty, great story, graphics are somewhere between Final Fantasy 4 & 6, excellent soundtrack, characters with personalities that you become attached to and a great price point! Support this game - we need sequels and more game like this that deliver a nostalgic experience while being new at the same time! Sure you will see a lot of influence from Final Fantasy 4-6, Chrono Trigger, Phantasy Star 4, Dragon Quest 6-7 and Breath of Fire 1-2 but it is done respectfully and delivers!\nUpdate - I just finished the game - this is a true masterpiece and I hope it gets ported to consoles so all can enjoy!\nA note to the dev team:\nMy 1st system was the Atari 2600 and I fell in love with Adventure, Riddle of the Sphinx and Raiders of the Lost Ark.\nI\'ve finished countless RPGs from The 8bit era to current gen with my fondest memories belonging to the 16bit era.\nMy 3 favourite RPGs (true RPGs - not Zelda or MetroidVania games or Faxanadu or Diablo - which are also awesome) in a very specific order are Final Fantasy 6, Chronotrigger and Final Fantasy 4.\nI have also enjoyed less common/known RPGs that are hidden masterpieces like Septerra Core, Crimson Gem Saga, Albert Odyssey and Symphony of Eternity.\nI have been waiting and disappointed time after time even with indie studios with hardcore retro roots.\nFinally - THIS - is the game I have been waiting for! You guys clearly understand what made the old school RPGs timeless classics that can be replayed end enjoyed even when you know exactly what to do without a map or walk through.\nThank you for giving me something that really makes me feel nostalgic and yet is a new experience!\nI hope you guys get the recognition and success you deserve for creating this future classic that I hope ends up on other platforms and has many sequels - all JRPG lovers should finish this game!\nI have no issues buying this again for my home console (if a port gets made) and will be spreading the positive referrals to my friends - and the price point just augments the value even further!\nCongratulations and thanks; you guys are awesome and have brought me back to my best time in gaming; which I thought would not be possible playing a new game!\n"They just don\'t make them like they used to!" - actually as of Feb 23rd, they do!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'achillean1976', u'hours': 8.8, u'products': 117, u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-02-25', u'text': u'I am 3 hours in, and having a blast playing the game. One thing that is important to me is balance.  I feel that because the mechanics of getting into battles, the devs were able to make battles  (both normal and boss) feel challenging. Along with this, the gold you aquire is enough to kit out your characters with the new gear offered at each town. There is no grind, there are battles that you can avoid, but unless you go out of your way to do this throughout the game you shouldnt feel gimped.\nFun to play.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'michaeltmasanelson', u'text': u"What can I say about Shadows of Adam that hasn't already been said about the classic RPGs that we all grew up with and loved playing as kids and then played multiple times again through the years and even now as adults? Here's what I HAVE to say:\nThis game is a glorious compilation of everything great that I love about the RPG/JRPG genre/s and more! You have the classic SNES style graphics, phenomenal/emotional musical scores, quick to pick up user-friendly gameplay, a classic battle system with innovative additions to keep the pace fast yet strategic/explosive, memorable characters with continual growth in character development, quirky/deep character dialogue that keeps you laughing and intrigued from start to finish, a beautiful world that rewards gamers with epic treasures when you explore every nook and cranny, epic side quests that every memorable RPG has (some of which were Kickstarter backer's ideas that were brought to life by the generous game developers), a fantastic storyline (which is what makes or breaks any game), and replayability which is what so many modern games lack nowadays! I've literally played through Shadows of Adam 5 times over and I can easily start a brand new file right now and still be highly entertained!\nThis is an original game that I believe will become a classic in years to come like Final Fantasy, Chrono Trigger, Secret of Mana, etc. If you consider yourself a true lover of the RPG genre, then this is the game that you need to get...NOW!!! Play it, learn it, love it, and spread the word! I've decided to start another playthrough now actually, haha! Game on, everyone! ^_^", u'hours': 186.5, u'date': u'2017-02-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198365285620', u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 2, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Parud', u'text': u'make this game free much better then  we must pay  for deadgame', u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198066918633', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 77, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'\uf907Tele Nyu\uf907', u'text': u'why does this cost money??', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198208045421', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 4, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'AlphaSix', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 177, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'text': u'Do not buy it. I dont care how much it is. It is a waste of money. No one is playing it. Its not even that great of a game, there are FAR better alternatives out there. Avoid at all costs.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'KingJackTheFirst', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 77, u'product_id': u'519180', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-09', u'text': u'Great game if you just want to sit around and relax', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Vanellope', u'text': u"Oh man, the game is beyond broken. It seems like it was rushed beyond anything, just to get it out quickly and making money. So much stuff is beyond bugged! Want some examples? Okay.\n- If you buy any upgrade that improves EXP gain, it breaks the progression system.\n- You can keep streaming Mineblock repeadedly, as long as you don't let the progress bar reach 100%\nIt's 100% rushed, and it seems to be pulling down the Simulator type into the mud.", u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-01-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198456531998', u'product_id': u'519180', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 42, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'XXXHEDGEHOGION', u'hours': 7.7, u'products': 144, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-08-20', u'text': u"Great game, Lot's of callbacks to the first and the ending will give you chills. My only regret is not being able to play it again without remembering. Double Fine better make a series just as good as this, as it can't get any better.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'misternizz', u'hours': 5.4, u'products': 45, u'product_id': u'449460', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-01-29', u'text': u"So far, pretty great!  For some reason the tutorials are killers, but my first ten games, I have annihilated the AI opponent.  I look forward playing this versus a human.. I suspect the AI isn't the smartest, but it captures the look and feel of the boardgame perfectly.. I should know, I JUST got it for Christmas (the board game that is).  Love this game, I don't regret the purchase at all. Bring on the tank expansions, fellers!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'm_kowal', u'text': u'Very good game from C&C system. There are still some bugs )which I am reportign ongoingly) but it plays anyhow pretty nice.', u'hours': 17.2, u'date': u'2017-01-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198007729336', u'product_id': u'449460', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 93, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'alejes02', u'text': u'Uniquely captures the feel of WW1 if you give it time.', u'hours': 13.4, u'date': u'2017-01-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197990946910', u'product_id': u'449460', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 460, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Zealot99', u'text': u"Managed to finish the story. Reasonable length for the price and with daily challenges you should more than get your moneys worth even when it's not on sale.\nOne criticism I do have is that there are 2 occassions when the difficulty spikes\nout of nowhere. This isn't a bad thing but it does go from letting you have a rather relaxed pace to making you have to rush yourself. Wouldn't stand out so much if it wasn't for right after it goes back to the difficulty prior to the spike.\nAs I said before though, that is my only real criticism as the visuals of the game are very nice, monsters are clearly distinct from the backdrops and eachother and most importantly, it's enjoyable!", u'hours': 10.8, u'date': u'2017-12-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198043895166', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 347, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Liverguts', u'hours': 3.9, u'products': 374, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-04', u'text': u"I bought this on a whim. Not a big puzzle player.\nThen I spent 4 hours having the time of my life.\nIt's well made and the difficulty curve is beautiful.\n10/10 Mina is the finest young orc lad.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Beto Raposa', u'hours': 17.4, u'products': 454, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-04', u'text': u"I've waited for this game since its announcment on Kickstarter. I backed and for many months I wish I had get Beta Access too. It is beatiful, the action sequences are thigh, the puzzle/cooking mechanics are well balanced and deep enough. I don' t  want to spoiler it, so I am only going to say that the story is great, nice voice acting, heart breaking/warming storytelling and everything I was expecting. Really! Worth each penny!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Sharp Income', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 1582, u'product_id': u'574640', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-06-22', u'text': u"Nice little roguelite/like game. Procedural generation is nice, but the levels are still linear. It's just a different layout each time you'll have to remember (to get back to the crafting table). Nice atmosphere, music is decent and well suited. Simple variety in monsters in their look, HP, attack styles (shoot vs melee) - not a lot but its a simple game. You get a single gun (left click) and mines (right click) - not 'grenades' because you can't throw them which is a bummer (or I'm doing it wrong?). You also pick up random items that give you some sort of boost for your character such as increase critical hit chance, random +/- grenades, + speed, + healing. The store page also mentions traps... I don't know if I've come across any traps or maybe when I randomly get pushed back I'm being hit by a trap? IDK.\nI thoroughly enjoyed the game as a bite-sized sci-fi rogue adventure simple top down shooter to kill a bit of time with. I don't get all the negative reviews - sure the game could be better, but for what it is, it offers a good chunk of fun\n.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'tynian87116', u'text': u"If you like Trese Brothers games and you've been like me and waiting for the fabled Star Traders 2 to hit starport, now's your time to get excited! It's here!\nI'm not going to focus on the flaws of the game because, honestly, what can you expect when there's still active development?\nDon't let its Early Access status scare you away though, the Trese Brothers are hyper vigiliant in updating content for fixes and bugs and incorporating most requests. They are active and listen to their fans and you're guaranteed nothing but improvements and enhancements. As it stands, for being Early Access this game already has a TON to offer and I'm impressed with the depth of gameplay already. You can easily get lost in the universe as is and enjoy a full gaming experience. The game runs smoothly and I've yet to encounter a glitch. There's a bit of a learning curve if you're new to the Star Traders franchise, but there is a lot in the way of resources here and elsewhere on the webs in with an active player base and the Trese Brothers both being quick to answer questions.\nIf you're new to the Star Traders franchise I'll try my best to give you an idea of the game. It's a rogue-like sandbox rpg where you are your own star captain in charge of a ship trying to make their way in the galaxy, you can do that however you like, my favorite is to go for spying and or bounty hunting with a dash of exploration. You may just find it better to become a merchant instead. There's really no correct way to play the game except to strive to survive and then strive.\nNow, as I said, this is a rogue like game, what that means is that you must be very careful because there is no save point. Your game gets saved when you exit, but if you screw your ship up and have 0 creds and are stranded in the middle of space with a ship about to blow up, you can't simply restore a save point, it's game over. I bring this up because I notice a lot of individuals requesting a save system or complaining that none exists, that's as intended because the game was not meant to play like a game where your actions have limited consequences, and tbh, that detracts from the alure of the game and reduces the imersiveness of the game so, if you are absolutely tied to the hip to save points, maybe this game isn't for you, but maybe you give it a go and realize you enjoy this type of play to :-)\nI may update my review as time goes on, but right now all I can do is rave incoherently.\nTL;DR\nEven if this game is in development, it's very well in depth and provides immersive sandbox rogue-like rpg gameplay.\nIt'll only gain more depth in the coming months and even after its official release\nIf you're a vet of the ST franchise or Trese Brothers Games, I encourage you to buy this game now because I'm sure you know it can only improve and gain features like all their other games.\nIf you're new to the ST franchise or Trese Brothers Games, this game is supported by highly dedicated devs looking to always improve the game and your experience and they listen.\nIf you're new you'll also want to sit back and ask yourself if you're okay with a game that does't have a save point.\nMore updates to this review when I can think of more things to say.", u'hours': 26.3, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198015039238', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 9, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'FayD', u'text': u"I'm a pirate.", u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197961453170', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 117, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'j4j', u'hours': 24.7, u'products': 10, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'text': u'This game is deeper than any screenshot or video can show you.\nIt\'s deeper than the impression you get even 5 hours into it.\nThe only games that come close to building a dynamic, interlinked world simulating economy, strife, and intrigue is the paradox games of EU4/CK2. I\'m not going on hyperbole here - the world in this game is alive.\nit is a roguelike that will last you a day, a week, a month, or many months depending on success and failure.\nit is a roguelike unlike any other game. I honestly cant make an elevator pitch to illustrate what you\'d be getting into. the only thing i can say is that it makes Original Star Traders look like a simplified, Mobile hack of this game - and considering Star Traders for mobile was the deepest strategy game ive played on mobile - this is no small praise.\nThis game is a min/max\'ers dream because you can never \'get it\' and coast. Every action is not linked to one stat, but 2, or 3, or more. A simple first pass min/max attempt for \'ezwinz\' doesnt exist, here. The world is alive and you cannot tame it by doing a middlign effort min-max to get OP status. If you coasted through Divinity Original Sin 1 and 2 in a breeze on highest difficulty - this might be for you. If you loved the complexity of interlink/connectivity of RimWorld but needed a visceral RPG element where you had immediate goals to stay alive - this might be for you. if you are looking for a game unlike any other strategic RPG - this might be for you\nIt\'s an open world unlike any other open world.\nMy biggest issue with open world games is they come in two flavors: amazing combat and theme but lacking a \'real world\' at all (See Wasteland2 - amazing game). it\'s just a series of boss fights and baldurs gates style maps to loot. the world is completely scripted, unmoving, unbreathing, unchanging, and the factions, npcs, events are all disconnected from your actions through it. any second playthrough is lackluster. then there\'s another open world game type: the Skyrim/Witcher - these games give you large, expansive worlds - but are again stagnant, unmoving. They dont live. Did you spend 10 hours waging war between City B and A for two different nations in Skyrim? nothing happens to affect the that nation or the neighbors. They just feel like chapters you walk through, a world that is at most a haunted house, and by no means alive.\nST is alive. It\'s just not easy to see in those pictures. It\'s again not easy to see as you go through the galaxy and see this chaotic spam of events (news) coming at you - but later, when you are no longer getting your sea legs, and you are big enough to understand the game of houses you realize that this is a dynamic, wartorn area and you have to ride the waves of conflict and intrigue to make money and grow. and you can do this in soooooooo many ways. more on that later.\nmany open world games have the problem of "ok, its big, its grand. but its so non-linear that i am BORED" sandbox games suffer from this - without a direct goal, you kind of lose urgency. in ST just staying alive and succeeding pigeonholes you into succeeding at all costs, through any means you can, to progress or die. Unlike too-open sandboxes, you always have immediate and long term goals. and in achieving those goals the world around you helps you, and hinders you, as it goes about its chaotic game of factions. there are missions (quest like) but that is not what you \'do\'. The missions you take from NPCs are but a quarter, or less, of the missions you do for YOURSELF. You know you have to jump 4 sectors - in these 4 jumps you will plan out one way Trades where you pick up from one supply Market, dump to a demand Market, so that you are running cargo for profit just traveling the sector, you will be listening to rumors to take a detour in case there is a conflict or event that triggers rare success in specific mission types, you will hunt down VIP targets like smugglers, you will look for upgrades, and note prices.... in other words, this is a game wher eyou are giving yourself quests dynamically as you do a main quest, or pursue a main goal. This is the next innovation in gaming instead of \'go to npc, get quest, complete quest, collect reward\' snooooore. ST gives you a world that is alive and you are a true freelancer - you will do everything, from explore, smuggle, bounty hunt, spy, back parties, and betray parties - all on the same character even. and only 15% of the time will it be because an NPC said to do it. the rest is pure opportunism and greed!\nlet me put it this way:\nive had steam for almost 14 years now.\ni own near a thousand games across two accounts.\nI\'ve made but 2 reviews.\nThis is the second.\nAnd before you ask: no, the first review wasnt better than this game.\nfor the passerbys wanting a taste-check: my influences (i.e. favorites) are:\nMP: Starsiege:Tribes, CS (beta5 -> 1.1), SOF2, Q3, Tribes:Ascend, Call of Duty 1, Rocket League\nSP: X-COM (1994), Xenonauts, EU4, CK2, Civ5, Mount&Blade, Battle Brothers, RimWorld. DivinityOriginalSin:EpicEncounters', u'early_access': True, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Eagle Scream', u'text': u"6/10\nIt's okay, but really your money is best spent on other management sims.  Very complex, very detailed, but with no real tutorial, and no guide that means plenty of time wondering what is going on and how to do simple things.  The user interface is not really user friendly, it takes time to learn the basics.  If they had a good tutorial that would no doubt make the game enjoyable, that said if you only like gridiron football management games, I know of none better than this game (that said I know of no other gridiron football management games period*), just with all the other games I have on steam, really a waste of money.  I like it enough to probably play it once in a while from time to time, but really do not see myself getting more than 50 hours out of this game lifetime.\n*=GLB is different to this, I do not consider that a management game\nNote: if you love calling plays every single snap then it might be for you, just I find having to update my roster every week in relation to injuries a waste of time, really wish they had an auto function that would do that for me based on position depth...maybe they do mind you (I do not think so, I have looked and am pretty miticulous, just there is so much detail to this without direction that not sure if I just skipped over it...)", u'hours': 5.5, u'date': u'2016-01-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198026995051', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 25, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Beloved and Respected General', u'text': u"I used to play Front Office Football in the late 90s/early 2000s and was looking for a good football sim to return to.  There is very little available on the market, so I gave FOF7 a shot.\nI have to say, after spending years playing other sports management sims, especially OOTP, it was a huge let down to see that FOF really hasn't evolved.  This version is really no better than one I played in 2000.  In fact, I think when they actually had the NFL license, the game at least looked better.  The game may have some redeeming qualities, but it's really hampered by the terrible interface which makes trying to do anything a huge pain.  It's a shame that the developers haven't been able to make any susbstantive improvements to what was once a great sports sim franchise.", u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2016-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198030762413', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 288, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Figg123', u'text': u'Put a few hours in. Good game.', u'hours': 2780.2, u'date': u'2016-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 9, u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 876, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Megabear', u'text': u"Honestly, this game still needs work but it's worth my $15.99 in my opinion.  The game kept me entertained enough to want to play continuously.  How many games actually do that?  Not many in my personal experience.  My favorite part of the game were my encounters with monsters.  I couldn't just go balls out and click click click.  I had to learn a way around their AI to defeat even the beginning mobs.  That was particularly great, and I hope to see tons of diversity in monster AI moving forward.", u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2016-05-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 80, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Peregrine', u'text': u'Day 1 Review ~ 4h of gameplay\ntldr;\nWhile in need of some polish, a well concerted effort from a small, indie dev who are clearly trying to shoot for the moon.\nThe long review:\nWhere the game falls short: audio.\nMechs don\'t sound heavy. Not enough thunks, and booms. The rest of the audio is a bit more than atmospheric, and while not terrible, doesn\'t add much either.\nWhere the game succeeds: Core mechanic.\nA fun crafting system that doesn\'t feel like work. A nice balance of action and exploration where mechs are a tool and not a means for unending material grind.\nCombat system could use a little work in terms of creating "impact" which you hit an enemy... but this also isn\'t a fighting game. It plays a lot more like an isometric ARPG, which isn\'t a bad thing.\nFinally, the dev team is EXTREMELY responsive on the forums. They are currently answering every single question and concern that pops up, which shows a lot of promise for future development. I have confidence that Whalebox will continue to shape this game into a well polished gem.\nAll in all, it\'s hard not to recommend this title, despite its flaws. It has so much ambition and heart, I can forgive its first day fuzzies. If you like the concept of this game at all, I\'d say it\'s worth showing your support.', u'hours': 35.3, u'date': u'2016-05-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 437, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Jaerin', u'text': u"Not really that impressed.  It feels like it could have the impact of something like like a more complex Bastion type game, but it just falls through.  The graphics seem well stylized, but the music and animations are very lack luster.  Many of the actions in the game don't seem to really have feel of  being a big robot.  Also the dialog interace is just so boring and feels tacked on.  The K+M controls feel clunky with the locked camera angle.  The default keybinds are also unconfigurable and feel akward.  Having to spam E and then other times hold E are totally inconsistent.\nThe game has potential, but it feels much more like an Early Access game.  I would wait until we see if the developer puts in the required polish to make this better.", u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2016-05-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 312, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'\u30b4 \u30b4 \u30b4 \u30b4 \u30b4 \u30b4 \u30b4 \u30b4', u'hours': 6.3, u'products': 323, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-04', u'text': u'\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 finally on steam!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'realsnowy3', u'hours': 12.0, u'products': 193, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-04', u'text': u'This game is awesome!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'MacMillan', u'hours': 3.1, u'products': 219, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'text': u"I have been a long time fan of the Touhou series, for the beautiful bullet patterns, cute girls, friendly difficulty and occasionally memorable sound tracks. And of course the shock and awe when you find out that everything is made by one person who drinks too much beer. And now it's finally on Steam for everyone to buy properly.\nJust like any other bullet hell game, Touhou Tenkuushou has to have a signature mechanic unique to the game, aside from shooting and spellcards (spellcards are basically bombs in the Touhou universe). This time it's the seasons: certain actions spawn season items, you collect them to gain slightly better firepower, and can also release them as mini-spellcards.\nPersonally I quite like this mechanic, because it provides me with additional tools to defend myself with, and doesn't require too much of my attention. Traditionally the only way out of crises is to use a spellcard, which is incredibly powerful but you have to pray for refills as they don't come very frequently. In Tenkuushou however, you have a second choice of releasing season power. Sure it is less powerful, but it refills really fast, and you can collect season items blindly just like any other item. As a contrast, some mechanics from other games in the series either require too much attention, or just outright work against me. I'm looking at you, human-youkai gauge from Touhou Eiyashou and UFOs from Touhou Seirensen.\nOther than the seasons mechanic, Touhou Tenkuushou doesn't really feel different from previous games. I do find it even more difficult to tell items from bullets, and bullets from the background, but that might be just me.\nTo those not familiar, please remember that the Touhou series is entirely made by one person, and has never been seriously commercial. It's only natural that they have inferior graphics and sound compared to commercial bullet hell games. However, Touhou does take a slightly different approach, emphasizing the beauty of bullet patterns instead of a sheer overall difficulty. It's also set in a unique fantasy world called Gensokyo, where everyone looks like a maiden. It's definitely worth looking into.\n+ Vibrant graphics\n+ Lovable characters in a fantasy setting\n+ Beautiful bullet patterns\n+ Season power\n+ Wide span of difficulty\n- Mediocre music\n- Bullets don't stand out enough\n8 out of 10, excellent.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Lyart', u'text': u'Snake ? SNAKE ? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE !!', u'hours': 5.0, u'date': u'2017-02-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198051533584', u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 245, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Mr. Pulp', u'text': u'If you like Final Fantasy or Chrono Trigger, buy this game. Awesome callback to those types of games!', u'hours': 4.3, u'date': u'2017-02-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198068961389', u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 182, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Cotton-eyed Joe', u'text': u'This is a somewhat decent indie JRPG. While this is not an RPGMaker game, it has the same feeling and mechanics,so those of you who had some experience with RPGmaker games will find pretty much same here.\nBest word to describe this game is "average",because everything you will see in this game fits this description perfectly (at least for me). Plot?average (for an indie JRPG).Music?average.Gameplay?average and so on.\n- decent graphics and art, not your typical RPGmaker tiles\n- about 10-14h of gameplay (with all optional content)\n- moderately interesting\n- typical indie JRPG plot (underaged party of heroes saves the world)\n- childish puzzles (they are not bad per se,just very easy)\n- linear progression (you will have a small degree of freedom only before the very last dungeon)\nTL;DR average JRPG, nothing special about it,but will get you some 10h+ of unsophisticated entertainment', u'hours': 15.6, u'date': u'2017-02-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198066341445', u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 158, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'\u029a\xef\u025eBUTTERFLY\u029a\xef\u025e', u'text': u"don't buy it", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 12, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Koffee', u'hours': 13.2, u'products': 146, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'text': u'Just no.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Schopenhauer', u'text': u'The only chance this game have is being free to play', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198054997230', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 170, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'\u2578tuoppi\u2578', u'text': u'meh', u'hours': 5.7, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 52, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'A Spooky Ghost', u'text': u'The game is not only extremely shallow, but has gamebreaking bugs which I honestly thought were just a part of the very simple game design. This game belongs on Newgrounds or Kongregate as a beta while the dev learns more about game design and programming.\nYou can stream games. You can buy hardware upgrades which will let you buy better games. You must pay rent of 400 dollars once a week. You can buy hardware which provides bonuses to your experience and viewership, but these seem to be broken and actually -stop- your levelling, so you have to just not take them basically. In 100 in-game days, I streamed "Mikecraft" and "Blenderman" while far from coming close to the top 10 chart with names like "Piediepew" and "Islamuxbomba".\nThere are no other choices but to continue to improve hardware, get other games, and continue to make my numbers go up. You can allocate skill points for bonuses, but these will just continue to make numbers gradually go up rather than let you stream more times a day or something that could shake up the actual way you play the game. You will never have interesting choices, such an endorsing a product, doing a reddit AMA, or previewing a beta. All you will do is gradually increase your hardware and games until you\'re out of content.\nAvoid unless you\'re going to do what I\'m going to do, which is stream a bit of Streamer Simulator in a form of dark metahumour after streaming a much better game.', u'hours': 3.0, u'date': u'2016-09-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'519180', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 907, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Skysafe', u'text': u"Got a refund after a few minutes of playing. It literally has 2 minutes of gameplay. If you believe streaming is a two button process grind, it's your game. Otherwise I wouldn't recommend it. If the game was $0.99 you know MAYBE I'd say sure, have a good laugh.", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-09-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'519180', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 92, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Plexar', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 428, u'product_id': u'519180', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-08-29', u'text': u"Game is unplayable due to the fact that ever resolution is messed up cutting off portions of the screen. Perhaps it's my 1900x1200 native resolution but I've tried windowed mode with every resolution on the list. When I go into most menus I can't even back out. Literally unplayable.\nI would not recommend this game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Anticitizen1', u'text': u'Is this a bad game? It is but in a "so bad it\'s good" sort of way. The flight controls are super basic and most of the enemies are trivially easy to beat once you know what you are doing but it\'s just fun to blast nazi space saucers. I can\'t even point my finger on what makes the combat in this game enjoyable, I should hate this game given how primitive it is but I enjoy it.\nAnother thing to note is the cutscenes, the closest thing they remind me of are the cutscenes in Red Alert series, they are corny, full of stereotypes and display a "pornstar" tier of acting ability but dammit I love them. I missed cheesy game cutscenes that don\'t take themselves seriously and I reckon this game is worth getting just for them but only at a discount.\nDon\'t get this at full price but get it on 50% off if you like basic space games and deliciously cheesy cutscenes.', u'hours': 9.2, u'date': u'2017-07-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198006217347', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 803, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Saber', u'hours': 10.7, u'products': 150, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-07-22', u'text': u"As far as movie tie-ins, this one's rather good. It's a simple space shooter, similar to the old Tie Fighter and Wing Commander series, narrated in the same style as the movie. What sets it apart from the basic cheap space shooters is the fact that there is persistence between the missions and the AI keeps fighting among themselves even when you're not around. It can be played in first person view but there is no cockpit. It supports the Xbox 360 controller but not a proper HOTAS setup.\nDefinitely worth the price of admission.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Gabriel', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 82, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-07-09', u'text': u'First off I just want to state that this game plays okay. There\'s no issue I have personally found with the gameplay.\nNow then, onto the review: The game is bad. It\'s hilariously bad. It\'s so bad but also good that you have to play it at least once to understand why I gave this a thumbs up anyway.\nThe controls are fine, I can\'t honestly say much about the game its self in terms of function, it\'s fairly alright.\nBut the concept.\nTHE CONCEPT.\nIt\'s propaganda at its finest and I\'m almost certain that there was Sarah Palin in there if that\'s how you spell the bimbos name. The concept is literally space nazis, where the US is basically the center of the world so much as to where one line in the game literally calls the president "President of the world".\nFrom what I am aware the game is you fighting off space nazi ships in a sub par at best style of gameplay whilst there\'s a giant bloody space zepplin trying to hurl a freakin meteorite at the planet or something. The amount of political propaganda in this game topped off with the somewhat okay-ish gameplay just makes for a hell of an hour to laugh at something while also not deeply and suicidally regretting your time being lost.\nIf you want to get this game, get it on sale. It\'s funny, and the gameplay is enough that I could sit through just one hour without wanting to cut my arms off immediately, so at least you can play it and not want to throw it out of a window.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'BlueStar The CrazyKitty', u'text': u'its good but i cant export without errors', u'hours': 135.3, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 3, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'DiamondClan', u'text': u'Make For mac i demand you!!!!!!!!!!', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 3, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Sergei', u'text': u"It felt like getting punched in the gonads when trying to learn SFM, even though it made me sterile, It's good.", u'hours': 618.2, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198038426835', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 135, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Philippe', u'text': u'Love the game, I love how its visualy in-acurate to give it a harder gameplay.', u'hours': 3.0, u'date': u'2016-08-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198159607355', u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 73, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Turkizm', u'text': u'very good game,\nfor better, need more and more levels.', u'hours': 4.5, u'date': u'2016-08-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198080883753', u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 117, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'MMoMega', u'text': u'Dude This Game is so attractive, seems good, needs practice intelligence BUT The gameplay is not as good as it looks like.\nIn 10 Stages, You use your brain to solve puzzles. Then You Get Rekt By Maths! (Im not bored of maths) You\'ve started to bore. Solve Solve Solve ... At middle of Second Level, BOOM You have discovered the GLITCH.\nStep 1: Press a random solution (#1-9)\nStep 2: It says Wrong or You (MLG BOI) Have Passed the frickin Stage!\nStep 3: If it says wrong, Dont press "Try Puzzle Again". Then Spam the other Buttons. WOSH! Rekt By Pro MLG 720 Rotater NO SCOPER GUY!!\nStep 4: Then Repeat That Steps till Game Ends!', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2016-07-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 155, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Lurrrch', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 651, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-07-27', u'text': u"It doesn't work. If you really want it, you MIGHT be able to wrestle it into submission; however, I highly recommend the sequel (also on Steam) instead.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Korvar', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 195, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-07-27', u'text': u"Completely unplayable.  There is a control bug.  What is *supposed* to happen is you have a cursur that changes depending on what you are hovering over, but what *actually* happens is somehow it gets stuck in fist (attack) mode and won't change back.  I've seen various posts on fixing this, including changing the game compatibility mode, but none of them work.\nDo not buy.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Friday the Thirteenth', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 759, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-07-26', u'text': u"The tutorial level works, but past that it's buggy to the point of unplayable.  Which is a shame.  I wanted to like this one.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'shak59', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 3757, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-07-17', u'text': u'Crashes.  Does not support 4k (it shows a black screen for menus unless you delete the config file and reduce DESKTOP resollution to 1080p).  Abandoned by devs?', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'jumpshoerocket', u'text': u"I enjoyed this game when I played it twenty years ago, and I enjoyed it again now. It's very short. The controls are a sometimes frustrating. The graphics that felt amazing when I was a kid are charming now. (I mostly played with the classic graphics. The updated graphics were an interesting curiosity, but not really what I was interested in.) I will probably play it again in five or ten years and enjoy it then, too.", u'hours': 3.2, u'date': u'2017-07-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198031390153', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 43, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'ohboy', u'hours': 2.0, u'products': 241, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-07-16', u'text': u'Cool.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Mikehp', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 148, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-29', u'text': u'sucks\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'xxNightWulf', u'text': u'Avoid this game. Especially at $30', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-11-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198115378679', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 193, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Victual Banquet', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 144, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-29', u'text': u'Title: Lost Opportunity\nThis game could be saved if the devs would just change some small aspects of it and made it a Free-To-Play.\nWhats wrong with this game:\n1) The nr. 1 reason why this game is not worth buying is that there is absolutely no one playing this Online Only game!\n2) Lack of video settings in the game. My main concern is FOV but thats not the only thing missing.\n3) Aim assist in a PC title is just terrible! Did they forget to remove it when they did the port?\nThe game mechanics themselves feel great and the game is graphically pleasing with good optimisation.\nIf this game was free-to-play with options to buy costumes then I personally believe that this game would be a success.\nFor how long it would be a success, that depends on how long the devs are willing to give players new maps or open it to steam workshop.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'TJD', u'text': u"I love the C&C game system, having played the Ancients variety on Vassal quite a lot, so I'm totally biased.  This game is terrific fun to play, fast, clean, and really engaging. Lots of novelty and replayability given the variability of the card and dice system. WWI is not really my thing but this game makes even the Somme entertaining.", u'hours': 26.9, u'date': u'2017-01-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198069730977', u'product_id': u'449460', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 76, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Kurisumasu Desu-no', u'hours': 36.0, u'products': 53, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-04', u'text': u"When I first turned on this game I was doubtful if it really was going to be as fun as people had recommended it to be. It looked like something out of an educational children\u2019s game. Despite that and the initial gameplay starting off simple compared to other puzzle games that I've played, it continued to build on the mechanics as the story progressed along and I realized that it was necessary for it to be that way so the players can properly grasp what it was supposed to be towards the end. To someone not sure if this is going to be fun based on the first few minutes of gameplay, I say don't throw in the towel just yet, because even if it takes it's time to start up, it\u2019s definitely going to be something you're going to be hooked on.\nThe gameplay is split into gathering ingredients and using them to create dishes. These two stages of the game gives it diversity and makes it very much layered, giving you many things to do and think about each time you play. Gathering requires you to platform and hunt monsters with your weapons and magic. The Cooking part of the game requires you to use the ingredients you gathered to puzzle out the best dish you can use with your tools and boosts. The customization involved with the items you choose allow you to decide which weapons and boosts to take into battle, what ingredients to gather, and what tools you use to get the job done. The combat is very smooth and feels clean, the abilities are appropriate for the characters and the combos they pull off, never will gathering feel like a tedious part of the game. The cooking part may get a little confusing at the start, but since it\u2019s a puzzle game one can say figuring it out is the fun of it.\nBuilt on the gameplay is a cast of characters wonderfully voice acted and taken across a story that fleshes out the universe, really getting you invested in the characters and their adventures in their culinary careers.\nThe only lacking part of the game, I feel, is the lack of things to do post-story mode. Surely the developers are working very hard to add more content and expand to this game. So in the meanwhile it\u2019s very worth playing the story mode a few times to satisfy your urge for another round of hunting, gathering, cooking, and the best part of all, serving your completed dishes, glowing with flavor gems to the judges who give you very high scores for your work.\nIn conclusion, this is definitely a game that has a little something for everybody. I don\u2019t write reviews for games at all, but I really would like to add one more positive review to this game so that I can make a difference in hopes that a few more people decide to purchase and discover it. People have to buy the game if we\u2019re going to have more of it, and I really do want more, you will too. Check it out.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Zer0Winds', u'text': u"[DISCLAIMER: I did play the Alpha, before the game was released on Steam (Despite being... Late in that game. Also in this review)]\nThis game isn't for everyone. Anyone can plainly see that. That being said...\nIt's a singleplayer, roguelike, sci-fi RPG.\nRoguelike, you WILL die, and will die often. You learn from previous mistakes, and make better ones. Try, fail, fail better. Contrary to popular belief as what I've seen, there is Permadeath ONLY on Hard+\nThe game is constantly updated, and will be updated for quite a while, as has been shown by these devs previously. The UI is being updated, the combat's being updated, RNG rolls are being updated, all in an attempt to make a good game, and the devs are open to any suggestions.\nNow, RNG, yes. There is a lot. RNG encounters, RNG for Patrolling, Blockading, Spying... Space is dangerous.\nThe game is filled with lore, and if you take time to view the Forums, you can read about, and ask about some lore, and yes, the Devs themselves are willing to talk. They have a discord where they are very active as well. There is also a Lore PDF being made, currently, however it's not ready yet. [I will most likely edit this when it's done]\nBasically, if you DON'T like: Roguelikes, Difficulty, Space, Singleplayer Only, and RNG, chances are you won't necessarily like the game.", u'hours': 22.0, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198202806445', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 22, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Monda', u'text': u'It\'s a great game for those who think, "Hey, I could do better than *insert your team\'s GM here*".', u'hours': 41.3, u'date': u'2016-01-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 137, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'HiNeighbor', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 206, u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2015-12-31', u'text': u"So maybe I was spoiled by sports sim developers such as OOTPD, which create amazingly in-depth sims for baseball and hockey. Front Office Football Seven is a disgrace to sports sims.\nIn addition to the absolutely hideious UI, the built-in features are laughable. You can't even edit players' ratings. What gives?\nAn ideal sports sim will let you have complete control over your fictional world. All aspects of the league should be editable.\nIn this game, you can simply create a league, then have to abide by all real-world rules without being able to tweak the league in any way.\nWorst part is, I actually posted a few questions about this game in the forum. I asked how to edit a few things, like player ratings, rosters, etc. And guess what? The developers deleted my post.\nI can put up with sub-par games. BUt what I won't put up with is developers who moderate the Steam discussion boards to the point where they are deleting posts that are conducive to the success of their game. Do they not think other people would have similar questions? To me, it seems like they wanted to hide the game's limitations from the public. The fact that they had to delete any posts mentioning missing features just goes to prove that.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'keeks', u'hours': 175.8, u'products': 123, u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-12-25', u'text': u'game is fun and finally has updated rosters.  would be better priced at 10 bucks i think', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Old man Stu', u'text': u"I want to recommend this game, as it looks like it could be really special somewhere down the line, but for me personally I have to say no to it as of right now. The game looks beautiful, but on my laptop it has running-through-treacle movement and the camera rotation is just so fast it makes it even choppier. I could find nothing in the options to adjust the camera speed so had no choice.\nI dropped the graphics from Ultra down to Lowest one step at a time, and each time it played exactly the same with sluggishness. I do not see Early access anywhere on the store page, so I am confused as to what is going on. A few games have done that recently, where they have come out as full releases but don't seem finished - Niffelheim is another example.", u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2016-05-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197969753593', u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 190, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Zarconius', u'text': u"EDIT: (5/20/2016)\nNew update, fixed most of the issues. Still some frame rate glitches during special moves, but all in all, much easier to play. Thanks to the devs, who increasd the stack limit of your inventory. Can't wait for more updates!\nEDIT: (5/132016)\nSo the devs were able to patch the game quickly. I've been playing it for about and hour and it hasn't crashed once. Stil, some fine tuning would be appreciated. There is stll some disconnect between strikes and hits. The devs addressed the problem where the player doesnt have any sound effect for attacking, but the sound effect for contact on the enemy is either unsynced or does'nt trigger at all. Also, since I assume that chaining combos among the goliaths in your loadout is a big part of battle, they could make the transitions more fluid control-wise. I have to wait for a combo attack to finish in completion before I can bring up  the submenu for changing goliaths, which breaks the flow of my control inputs, because I'm spamming the LB button (It could just also be my controller, but I've never had this problem with other games). On a more subjective note, I think there should also be a lot more storage space. You have the three chests in your camp, but each hold only 16 slots a piece. Inventory in this game is done so that each item has a cap limit per slot in your inventory, before it takes another slot. I'm used to this game play, its a lot like Diablo of old, but in a crafting game it feels very restricting and, honestly, very stressful playing when I dont remember if I have enough space in my chestas for something while I'm out farming for drops. I could also, just be part of the game difficulty, thats why I lead with stating that the inventory issue was more personal.\nAll-in-all, Goliath is still really fun to play, but I still feel like the devs need to work on the the technical issues I mentioned above. I would gladly, change my review to positive after. The inventory thing is just something that the devs can think about.\nORIGINAL: (5/12/2016)\nGreat game, but a work-in-progress. The game play is fun, like any other crafting-survival-sandbox game, except in this one you get to build robots. There are still a lot of minor bugs and tweaks that the devs should work on in order to make this game feel complete, combat sound effects for instance (or the lack thereof). People who already purchaised this game and love it like I do (in my 20 minutes of game time) should keep sending in crash reports!", u'hours': 7.8, u'date': u'2016-05-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198048757098', u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 282, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Spaz', u'text': u"I'm having a hard time deciding if I should hit the thumbs up or down. The art style and aesthetic of the game are A1 and right up my alley and the crafting system is intriguing. But It all depends on if the devs support this game. It definitely feels like this game is a work in progress. The framerate is laggy, the music cuts out abruptly with no segue and the combat feels weak. My biggest gripe is the combat, it feels like its missing sound assets that and theirs no weight behind it. IE When I smash a giant spider it feels like I'm just hitting thin air.\nI think this game came out wayyyy too early and needs a whole lot of polish before it's worthy of a $15 price tag. These are all things I noticed in the first 20 minutes.\nAlso there is a whole bunch of games here on steam that are released as half finsished products and then abandoned by devs. I hope this gem doesn't end up being one of those.\nThanks Fatkitty for responding. If issues with the game are fixed will try it out again and change review.", u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2016-05-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'user_id': u'76561198037639438', u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 389, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Maxwell644', u'hours': 14.9, u'products': 317, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'text': u'Its touhou, only thing I can add to that is this is for sure one of the easyer ones, it has a couple absurd dificulty spikes (what touhou game didnt) even on easy mode but this is the only touhou game I managed to finish the ex stage.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Gaten Matarazzo', u'text': u'Reviews are currently 99.195% positive. With this, they will reach 99.196%.', u'hours': 2.6, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 8, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 74, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'karen', u'text': u'If you can still see the background, you are doing it wrong.', u'hours': 17.7, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 365, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Fanni', u'text': u'i like this game', u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198130954179', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 63, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'very cat. such purr. mow', u'hours': 4.6, u'products': 46, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'good game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Awoo', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 4, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'Nice game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'LegendaryDefter', u'text': u'I don\'t write reviews pretty much at all, but I decided to give this game a try. After playing it i decided i had to write a review so that I could give the game justice. For one reason or another the game has a mixed rating atm which it does not deserve at all. I hate to see this because I know that this rating will discourage people who will like this game from not trying it out.  I\'ll say three things and if you like these things at least give this a try.\n1. If you like and RTS game that has clear counters and is more focused on you individual control of the units and your own skill you will like this game.\n2. If you like working with allies to play a domination style themed game where teamwork and communitcation lead you to victory you will like this game.\n3. If you like customization of you own style is varied enough to where you wont often see many people play the same way you do, but similar enough to where no one gets a "dominate advantage playing one thing" then you will like this game.\nAll in all, the rating for this game just doesnt get the justice it deserves.\n-note for some reason it says I have less that an hour played, but I actually have about 100. Not quite sure why its like that.', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2015-12-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198161548213', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 86, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'LordChaos', u'text': u"Last I played this, i was playing it in the beta stage and it wasn't alot to look however thats as expected of beta stage. But it was a lot of fun to check it out, and looking forward to play. after long deacativate now you guys have brought it back in full force. With more units and maps looking forward to the Volcano map. Be sure to find cover people!", u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2015-12-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198109339407', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 128, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Daryl Sneebly', u'text': u"Don't play this game unless you like 30 to 1 hour long que \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 for all if i know they could be even longer sense I've never actual been in a game.", u'hours': 3.4, u'date': u'2015-12-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198045484359', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 72, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Macka', u'text': u'2 years now and nothing has changed in this game, dont waste your money..', u'hours': 7.3, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198140551001', u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 46, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'ChevyAndVW', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 2306, u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-10', u'text': u'Abandoned. Dik devs. \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665review for a\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665game', u'early_access': True, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Cid', u'hours': 8.5, u'products': 116, u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-02-25', u'text': u'I completed the game in 11 hours (some offline) which included most of the optional end-game sidequests.\nThe pixel art in this game is fantastic! I often found myself just looking at all the details in the background and couldn\u2019t believe how consistently good-looking it was throughout the entire game. If you\u2019re a fan of (or even open to) pixel art then you\u2019ll be very happy here.\nThe soundtrack was really good and the devs should consider putting the OST up as well! I found the tracks worked well with the art and complemented the whole experience. The only exception to this was the battle theme became a bit tiring after fighting a few consecutive battles.\nThis was probably the weakest area for me. I felt the character development was a little soft and relied heavily on the intermittent flashbacks throughout the game to simply establish the character, as opposed to further develop them. The tone of dialogue between characters seemed inconsistent with the overarching plot and almost detached at times from the current context. The story is definitely serviceable, but wasn\u2019t enough to really stand out from the pack.\nThe battle system is well balanced and the level of difficulty is slightly above something like final fantasy. Enemies are visible on the map and there is no level grinding required. Your characters have a range of skills to work with and there is usually more than one way to win the battle. The puzzles are challenging enough to make you think, but not so much that they become frustrating. It is clear that the devs have really thought about all aspects of the gameplay and it shows.\nThe best way I can describe this game is honest, it knows exactly what it is and if you\u2019re looking for a retro jrpg then you\u2019re likely to be satisfied.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'OverlordBossk', u'hours': 105.4, u'products': 73, u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-02-24', u'text': u"I wish I had known about this game when they were still in their Kickstarter phase. As it is, I only heard about the game 2 days ago (the day before launch) and am loving every minute of it. Shadows of Adam is truly an homage to the JRPGs of old. If you are a fan of SNES era JRPGs, then I highly recommend Shadows of Adam to you.\nMusic - the music is amazing, hands down. Each track is unique in its own way, and enhances the mood of the area you are in.\nBattle System - the AP system is a new and refreshing take as opposed to an MP based one. Each skill takes a certain percentage of your AP. You regain some each round or for defeating enemies, but it's up to you to ration how you spend it between fights and during bosses. This adds a nice level of strategic thinking to determine how best to approach each fight.\nGraphics - the 16bit style that the devs went for harkens back to classic SNES JRPGs for a major nostalgic factor. The backgrounds are wonderfully done, as are character sprites.\nStory - I'm just about to start the 3rd major dungeon, so I'm not sure exactly how far along I am. There have been some interesting plot reveals via flashbacks that have a nice pacing so as to not innundate the player with backstory before needed. From speaking with the Devs in Twitch chat the game casually should run between 14 and 16 hours. While there is no New Game + mode, there are bonus dungeons and side quests that add to the story as well that I'm looking forward to.\nThe Devs have been very active on Social Media and Twitch offering to answer any and all questions about the game, and sharing about their experiences making it - which has been a nice touch in my opinion. Overall I'm extremely pleased that I took a chance on Shadows of Adam - it has been my best and favorite purchase since Stardew Valley. Great job to the guys/gals at Something Classic - you've created an amazing game!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Swabteam', u'text': u"Pro's:\n-An amazing 16 bit art style that is just similar enough to Final Fantasy to give you nostalgic feelings, but different   enough it has its own identity.\n-The  story is actually mostly serious, unlike many retro themed RPG's that devolve into parody.\n-The battle system feels pretty unique.  This isn't just a FF  or DQ clone.\n-No random battles!\n-It supports Steam Achievments which most of these retro RPG projects on Steam do not.\n-The most recent patch fixed the music/sound issue.  The music is great,\nCon's:\n-The config UI is a bit oddly laid out, and in order to get the steam overlay to work I had to edit the text config file.  Not all options are in the game's GUI config.\n-A few minor display bugs with the steam overlay (nothing major).\nOverall I would rate this a 9/10.  If you yearn for the olden days of 16 bit RPGs BUY THIS GAME NOW!", u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2017-02-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198044316312', u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 313, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'DANNYonPC', u'hours': 1.4, u'products': 1287, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'text': u'Fun but death\nSuch a waste', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Base', u'hours': 2.5, u'products': 290, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'text': u"Don't be fooled by the positive reviews, LawBreakers has no playerbase, do not ever buy this trashfire.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'AussieInHD', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 250, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'text': u'Nexon ruins everything, that is all.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Kinxxy', u'text': u'needs a few fixes ,, few bugs ,, but other then that takes time to get up and earning money,', u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2016-08-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198048940496', u'product_id': u'519180', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 46, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Audrey the Trans', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 48, u'product_id': u'519180', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-08-24', u'text': u'Great idea, Massively lacking Content, Quality, Sounds, etc.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'MicOn', u'text': u'Worst game in the world.', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2016-08-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198130425797', u'product_id': u'519180', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 163, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'error', u'text': u'Best streamer simulator 2016 (Y)', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2016-08-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 15, u'product_id': u'519180', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 680, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'marauder', u'hours': 3.7, u'products': 187, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-07-04', u'text': u'good', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Jaigyn', u'text': u"If you loved the movie you will love this. It has all the hallmarks of a 'bad' space comedy and the FMV with some of the film actors are freaking hilarious. Haven't tried the DLC yet but they both sound enjoyable.\nThe flight sim itself isn't anything new or different but it's an upgrade from what you might have loved about Xwing and Freelancer.\nThe combats can become tedious as they are a lot of rinse and repeat style sorties and the side missions aren't anything too interesting but the dialogue and the pilot's comments are amusing enough that you can class this game as more of a comedy than a space flight sim.\nEnjoyable enough that I'm willing to do the campaign again, only annoyance is something glitched and I missed out on over half the mission essential achievements. Vanity more than anything else but hey I earned them :P\nWorth your time and money.", u'hours': 10.9, u'date': u'2017-05-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198050347543', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 411, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Zymon', u'hours': 12.7, u'products': 174, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-05-31', u'text': u'DAS IS MEIN KAMPF', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'[UPKB]POPSCOCKLE', u'text': u'If you love Iron Sky, you will appreciate this game.  Most premium.', u'hours': 3.1, u'date': u'2017-05-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197998097249', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 177, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'groundwalker\u2122', u'text': u'is good', u'hours': 36.4, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 123, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'SamBoKnows06', u'text': u"I've Heard Good Things About this game so i tried it, It is a very hard game (in my opinion anyway)\nThis game is very good for animating and i do recommend it but if you are new to animating\nthis software is not for you", u'hours': 3.5, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198173238707', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 7, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Christmas Pyro', u'hours': 45.4, u'products': 13, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'text': u'It is awesome for animating TF2 characters!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'stoen boodiny', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 56, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'text': u'how does this work aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'stian.rodland', u'text': u'Ok. But simple and a bit short ...', u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2016-07-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198013881309', u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 1100, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'alwan', u'hours': 6.6, u'products': 11, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-07-04', u'text': u'RIP Brain :/', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'QChronoD', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 356, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-06-30', u'text': u"Great game if you want to flex your geometry skills. Overall it's pretty short, I beat everything in under an hour. Ideal game for kids in school that want a fun way to practice.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'DVDRomFree', u'hours': 32.1, u'products': 40, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-06-30', u'text': u'Good and logical game suggest.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Ztree', u'text': u'Really runs bad, even ran compatibilty mode, still didnt help. Unless you have an old computer avoid this game.', u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2016-07-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198024916171', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 182, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'gonzalo_judo_vm', u'text': u'This steam version works like\n. Is a good superhero game but it has a lot of bugs. Not recomended.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-07-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198022758978', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 97, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'I love the lag', u'text': u"Although I love a lot of things about this game, the short of this review is that the game had a lot of technical issues back in the day, and still does- it's a pain to get running, and it's a pain to get things like the pathing bug resolved.  While one can expect PC users to be problem solvers, I still think it's important to raise the flag with a non-recommendation.\nWith that (mostly) out of the way:\nFreedom force is a top-down squad game with superhero motif and themes and character progression elements.  The shining features of the game are undoubtedly its self-aware corniness, the ability to create your own superhero and fight alongside freedom force with them (Cancerquake did his duty well), and the voice acting.\nTo my knowledge besides its expansion, Freedom Force is one-of-a-kind, and tries to hit all the theme notes- secret societies, giant bugs, giant robots, aliens, gangsters, communists (in particular nuclear winter's theme song is a thing of greatness)- however it generally involves the same small sets of enemies for a number of levels in a row, and levels get really long with limited healing.  I ripped through it due to a great custom character, and it still took a long time; the game manages to be both erratic and kinda boring simultaeneously.  The giant robot enemies in particular are enormous wads of healthpoints.\nThe combat is serviceable- but arbitrarily either tough but manageable or an unending onslaught.  One particular issue is when you're forced to bring heroes that are woefully unqualified for their required tasks.  A couple notable examples are El Diablo's early battle with mobsters and freeze soldiers, any map where Minuteman actually needs to hit something, Liberty Lad's levels wherein he needs to survive eight fights when he can barely win three, anything with Eve or Deja Vu, and any part of the last gamut of levels wherein you will inevitably run out of steam many times.  You are going to have to save and load to disarm Nuclear Winter's bomb.  Probably a lot.\nThe combat is simply not balanced- throwing objects and area attacks are the only reliable ways to deal damage (and the latter don't work against fliers).  Beams miss more often than not, melee is required but most of the good fighters miss often or take forever to swing and get trounced, and healing is a nightmare.\nThrough this tirade of flaws, the game still manages to be fun with its corniness- but that's sure to be a turn-off for some as well.  There are a few points where maybe a little subtlety might have worked better, but the cheesy narrator and the hilariously sketchy comic-book origins are worth a lot of laughs, as do the alliterative item descriptions.\nIf you can struggle past the bad and you're not scared of a lot of savescumming and obtuse scenarios, the fighting is strategic to some extent and there's a hell of a lot of customization- as well as mods for traditional superheroes if you know where to look.  Some people are going to love Green Latern helping the freedom force, and it's hard not to see that appeal.\nLong of this review is, the game is cheap and novel, but you're probably never going to play it because it's a pain to do so.  I ended up playing it due to a roulette.", u'hours': 11.4, u'date': u'2016-07-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 623, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'the glock goes grrrata-ta-ta', u'text': u'I think its proberly the worst game i have ever played, its 1000% more fustrating than dying to the same boss 30 times in a row in Dark Souls', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-07-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 320, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Droidge', u'text': u"This is not a game; there is no clear objective. It's an interactive movie, one about a physicist and an experiment that goes horribly wrong. Everything about the game was revolutionary when it was first released; more than twenty years later, it still feels like a fresh and innovative experience, even when it's influenced almost every video game that was released subsequently.\nBut yes, you will die. You will die a lot. You will live, walk around for a moment, and die again. The game is unforgiving, but that's what makes it rewarding. If you're interested in the history of gaming, and/or are an aspiring game developer, and/or are simply someone who wishes to see just how powerful the art medium can get, play Another World.", u'hours': 4.3, u'date': u'2017-07-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 284, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'lazarusmt', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 385, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-07-04', u'text': u'I remember playing the original on my amiga back in the day any got this Anniversary Edition as i had fond memories of it. The ability to switch between the original and improved graphics is a nice touch and the game is a great now as it was back then. Only thing i will say that its best played with a joypad as i found the keyboard contols were not a great choice to play the game with.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'jedimetin', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 325, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u'Please remove this game from steam.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Tricky', u'text': u'i dont know whats worse this game or the fact i bought it', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198061539554', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 135, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'C0LK3', u'hours': 5.1, u'products': 175, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'Thumbs Down', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'MF WZRD', u'text': u'i wish people play this lol\nissa hit tho', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 243, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'ArmchairOS', u'text': u'It\u2019s honestly kind of boring', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198075391697', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 32, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Duce', u'hours': 17.3, u'products': 82, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'text': u'TBH My favourite Arkham game in the Trilogy, Game has aged well\nGraphics were ahead of its time when this game came out', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'barkingDOG', u'text': u'This game is really cool and badass. You should buy it before Arkham City.', u'hours': 12.0, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198207710332', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 43, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'NockFury', u'text': u"No play creator!? I love sport management games and i don't understand why this got so many good reviews", u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2015-12-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198083718194', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 80, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Lord_Unicron - Bert', u'text': u"I have only been playing for 1,5 hours (if I am correct) but I really like the mechanics of the game (crafting, top down scroller, building & using Mechs).\nThat being said: the sound could use some work. There is no story teller, so the story doesn't carry any weight and you are not dragged into it.\nWhen you are hunting for animals or mining stuff the sound of the environment is lacking(to say the least).\nThe music switches on and off (it actually feels like it switches of mid song, mostly during combat).\nDespite this being an addictive game it would help if the game would be polished in the sound regard (for starters).\nOther polish points(CONS):\nThere are some glitches&cliping problems.\nThe mechanics could use a tutorial (personally I do not mind figuring them out but I could imagine somone having issues with them).\nA decent questlog would be usefull.\nI am having a hard time to decide weither to recommend this game: yes it is fun, it is addictive but  the lack of sound is really a downer.", u'hours': 2.9, u'date': u'2016-05-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197998131856', u'product_id': u'363520', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 65, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'punk_', u'text': u"It's pretty fun", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198059574319', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 385, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'kraken1980', u'text': u'a charming and slightly bizarre game but very enjoyable', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198014908621', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 378, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'FusedRage', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 585, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'Pretty cool!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Zeno Sama', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 5, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'interesting game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Airglow', u'hours': 17.1, u'products': 43, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u"It's just nice for a puzzle game. :)\n8/ 10 Recommended...", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'DonaldTrump SKINHUB.com', u'hours': 2.6, u'products': 109, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2015-11-30', u'text': u'Game has a good design and grafics and good gameplay only crashes on laptops more than desktops\none tip have a good cpu and ram\ntx dev for this awe game\ngood luck\nbye', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Kittylegends42', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 46, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2015-11-30', u'text': u'uninstall simulater 2015 i should be payed for playing this junk \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Gen. Eric', u'text': u'Here you are "Victory Command"', u'hours': 14.8, u'date': u'2015-11-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198010578263', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 87, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'\uff38\uff32\uff30\u3000\uff37\uff29\uff2c\uff2c\u3000\uff2d', u'text': u"I will only include a comparison between Victory Command and Battle Battalions; and yes you should play this game.\nPros;\n- Units no longer have the old ridiculous lore backgrounds stories but a proper explanation of their abilities.\n- Since perks are scattered between battalions, you have to unlock at least 5-6 squad to build your desired perk set. This forces players to play with other battalions as well and I think it is somewhat good.\n- Global Experience conversion and utilization is fantastic\n- A very broad store which allows you to customize your units to its extent. Skins, taunts, portraits etc.\n- Updated unit responses ( I favor this alot )\n- An enhanced research tree\nCons;\n- I started to believe this game seriously requires a forced tutorial. Make a forced to play tutorial with rewards (gold, credit, supply, global exp etc.)\n- Suffers from playerbase being small, very long quenes in week, but this will surely eliminated when this game gets the popularity it deserves.\n- I found myself in a game with 4 crusader squad as I was playing hellfire.\n- You can still witness some vehicles sway away like a fish would do.\n- Activate-able perks doesn't appeal me\n- Although I'm aware that people make games to make profit, which is totally understandable, but I found store prices quite expensive. As now I'm awaiting discounts.\n- Requires advertising, I bet there are people who still await victory command be back online.\nLike in VC, I rate BB 8/10 worth to try.", u'hours': 61.3, u'date': u'2015-11-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 57, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Karteezy', u'text': u'Best puzzle game I have played this year!\nYou start this game out with no idea what to do and you play for awhile to realize that you still have absolutely no idea whats going on. The crafting system is a very complex and you can see the developer really went out of the way to make the crafting very...challenging. I can see 20, maybe 30+ hours of gameplay right there really getting involed in just the crafting alone!\n#Frustration Simulater 2017\n#Confusion Emulator for PC\n#Steam Puzzle Game Nominnee 2018', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-11-15', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 70, u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 168, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Oasis', u'hours': 1.0, u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-08-09', u'text': u'Just get away from this game before you commit suicide for how bad it is.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 1, u'found_funny': 22}
{u'username': u'Malafor', u'text': u'The game is dead stay well away from this game.\nThe dev is just a cash n grab', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-07-10', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198012438308', u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 212, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Webster', u'text': u"A love letter to the RPGs of our childhood, this will tingle everyone of your old-school senses and have you begging for more.\nIt hurts to put this game down, it's that good.\nWhat are you waiting for?", u'hours': 33.3, u'date': u'2017-02-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198025309226', u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 143, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'grouden100', u'text': u"Worst game in the world.\nTake an idle game, let a fun-vampire suck all the fun out and take away the aspect of being able to put it down sometimes and you have this.\nStreamer simulator inaccurately simulates the life of a streamer, when you get 1 view the guy starts donating money, money isn't gained through views but through donations and subs in this game.\nNice-ish looking room, but two clickable things in the room, no explanations and repetitive gameplay to the max.\nSeriously this game is more repetitive then idle games.\nLooking for a way to waste \u20ac5,99?\nThen this is the game for you!\nLooking for enjoyment, fun gameplay or brain-wrecking strategy?\nYou came to the wrong game.", u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2016-08-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 8, u'product_id': u'519180', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 252, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'K\xf6nigstiger', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 64, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-04-16', u'text': u'Thisis a really neat space simulator, I really enjoyed  it, solid gameplay, nice graphics, and expands on the story of the Iron Sky Universe. Some how reminds me of Star  Wars TIE Fighter...', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'yatesfam', u'hours': 4.8, u'products': 93, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-03-12', u'text': u"If you saw the horrible movie (I've seen it 3 times, it's BAD but fun).  The game has a lot of the same feeling but it can get really annoying.  So it's fun but make sure you get it on sale.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'FreakeyP', u'text': u"Madam President Palin-lookalike is back.\nAnd so are the Nazis to take over the earth using their spaceships to invade the planet.\nYour mission is a simple one...\nKill all the Nazis... That's it.\nBut that is easier said than done, as you are just a simple pilot, with a crappy little vessel of your own.\nSome of the characters you have come to love from the movie are back.\nThe humor that made the movie successful is back as well, but there are a few misses from time to time.\nThe audio is great, and the graphics are very well done, but not the greatest.\nThe cut scenes are of good quality, and for the most part, funny, and entertaining.\nThey could've worked on the combat mechanics a little more.\nThe controls can be sensitive, and the aim is not the most accurate.\nAll and all, it is a fun, and humorous game to play, that I would recommend you get on special, if possible.\nDon't take my word for it, and check out my video by clicking on the link.", u'hours': 4.1, u'date': u'2017-03-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198281484746', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 56, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u"Jack'o'Joy Animations", u'text': u'i like to USE it\nso kewl', u'hours': 622.0, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198309279421', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 10, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Violet |  T1T4N', u'text': u'Nice Animation appliaction,10/10.Its Great.But A Bit hard to Animate.', u'hours': 50.9, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198312905200', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 2, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'BlazingBoss', u'text': u'UUUUUUUOOOOOOOHHHHYEAH', u'hours': 7.7, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198301270987', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 9, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Morphy', u'text': u'A maths exercise in calculating the area of various shapes given certain information. Not a bad tool to brush up on your maths skills, just not something I derive any real enjoyment from playing.', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2016-06-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198006476640', u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 4667, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'pro weed smoker', u'hours': 3.7, u'products': 41, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-06-21', u'text': u'Overall a very simple mindgame. Great graphic layouts and the idea of the modern colors and design like most iPhone apps to date. The Gamepaly is all math oriented with some emphasis on generilization and common sense. Overall rate of 9/10 and honestly one of my favorite puzzle games !', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'gigawert', u'text': u"I won this game on SteamCompanion site, and I love it! This puzzle game is both fun and challenging, and is great fun when you are bored and don't feel like playing a real game.", u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2016-06-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198216837337', u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 9, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 54, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Lord Bart', u'text': u'\u2015 Nuclear Winter Boss Theme. Will stay with you for a long time ;)\nFreedom Force is a game, which I remember from 2002 release time. I played it short and always wanted to return. I went back and... sometimes you can never swim in the same river twice. In this case, in murky pond.\nAfter 20h (probably interrupted just before the final):\nPROS\n+ comic-book missions\' style (Issues)\n+ comic-book combat style (KO, BUMP, etc.)\n+ funny dialogues\' pomposity\n+ stories "how I became a superhero" (secret origin stories)\n+ friendly fire\n+ lot of interesting hero-powers\n+ own hero editor and possibility to add him to the team\n+ many superheroes to create our unique team before each mission\n+ nice soundtrack\n+ long campaign\nCONS\n- dialogues\' pomposity sometimes too funny and embarrassing\n- a lot of bugs that hinder smooth gameplay, and in my case - even complete the game\n- some secondary objects require almost divine skills and timing\n- lack of information about secondary objects progress\n- sound problems\n- very average camera\'s quality\n- if we choose the wrong team completing the mission may not be possible\n- throwing cars inflict 9 dmg, but simple punch inda face 20...\n- friendly fire + a HUGE lack of superheroes\' accuracy (when from a distance of 2 meters your superhero doesn\'t get enemy three times in a row, but from 100 m can send perfectly critical 30 dmg backstab companion :?)\n- no ranged superpowers repeated attack, you have to click, click, click...\n- buildings demolition with a rifle & pistol o0\n- plenty of superpowers totally useless\n- lots of annoying enemies\n- in later parts of FF enemies are OP\n: A for comic book fun & story; C-/D for technical side\nI haven\'t finished the game because of bugs and the fact that at some point FF makes more frustrating than fun. I would recommend this game only hardcore and loyal Marvel/DC fans. I wish you luck and a whole ton of super-perseverance.', u'hours': 19.8, u'date': u'2016-06-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198021322953', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 179, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Gizmo', u'text': u'There is something important i must say about this game.\nFist of all...', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2016-06-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 2028, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Unsung Paladin', u'text': u'The game\'s concept is a lot of fun, don the cape of a silver age super hero and fight crime. The graphics are meh but whatever. What annoys me is the controls. It lets you pause by hitting the space bar (like old school CRPGs just like Baldurs Gate) how ever when ever you want to move somewhere you right click your move location and then click "move." Simple enough, right? Nope. Instead of going where you just told your character to go he instead heads off on a B-line in whatever direction he is facing. You then have to left click where you want him to go and then he\'ll actually go in the right direction. Then there\'s the matter of path finding/climbing buildings.\nThe initial protaganist, The Minuteman, has the ability to leap onto roof tops, sometimes. Other times instead of scaling a building to get to the roof he\'ll bring the roof too him by destroying part of the building. While this show ingenuity on his part it is highly detremental as the citizens of Patriot City aren\'t so keen on their costumed heroes tearing apart the city while bringing about justice.\nFrom what I understand the issues I\'ve faced are related to the game being incompatible with different operating systems. While that might be a fine explanation I\'m not pleased with buying a game and having to dig through tech support forums to make it work. want to like this game, I really do; but unless there is a patch that didn\'t load for me then it is too finicky to be played.\nSteam ought to consider putting notices on game that won\'t work with modern operating systems.', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2016-06-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198040607673', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 84, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Claudette', u'hours': 3.0, u'products': 2962, u'product_id': u'574640', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-06-05', u'text': u"Horrible game because you can't tell what's dangerous and what is not until you step on it and get killed by it or not.\nAlso, apparently there seems to be an achievement to gather tons of bullets: I haven't seen a single ammo supply in this game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Szabe', u'text': u"The setting could be interesting, but the animations are ugly.\nThe shooting could be fun, but there is no variety.\nThe enemies could be frightening, but they are unimaginitive.\nThe proc-gen could be great, but it doesn't change the gameplay.\nThe story could be interesting, but it's not in the game.\nThe music and sfx could be nice, but they are missing.\nThe game could be free, but it's 3\u20ac....", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-05-14', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'574640', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 271, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Harix', u'hours': 5.2, u'products': 224, u'product_id': u'574640', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-03-27', u'text': u"I bought it with a coupon and it's worth the money !\n+ Steam trading cards\n+ Achievements", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Sindres', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 51, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-08-19', u'text': u'nope boring...', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Ranseurs', u'text': u'This is the sequel from the game that consist from two main element: the costume, and the quest. So the title is... Costume Quest 2.\n+Battle system improvement: combo, counter, new ability system, and other,\n+Story improvement, involved the past and the future,\n+Setting improvement, ex: you can boost your movement without specific costume,\n+And of course with the new costume and new quest.\nStill recommended: 8/10\nP.S. : Better play the prequel so you can know the basic of the game and the story.', u'hours': 8.1, u'date': u'2017-07-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 361, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'GaiaHero', u'text': u'A lazy sequel to a fantastic game franchise that really deserved to have a stronger level of effort. Without a serious pitch to radically change the level of quality of the franchise do not bother with future titles in the series or this game either.', u'hours': 24.3, u'date': u'2017-07-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198004006208', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 174, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Rebecca', u'text': u"Honestly, i didn't want to buy the game. I got it in a bundle. As much I was surprised that I liked the game because I don't play this kind usually. It's pretty old but also funny to have a jump and run game where you have to think a little. I don't know if it is the fault of my notebook but sometimes the key you press doesn't work fast enough and you die. But you can try as oft as you want and there are autosaves, so you don't get soooo angry. All in one, it's worth to play.", u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-07-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198372064534', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 215, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'vectra', u'text': u"A true video game legend, back in 1991.\nThis revamped version is suprisingly pleasant to replay. Very good memories of the early 90's without the hassle of game emulation.\nIf you never played the game and buy this, please keep in mind this game was designed in the end of the 80's. By one man and a musician.", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-07-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197991824207', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 510, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'blank3t_m0nst3r', u'text': u"Interesting game, with a nice atmosphere and music but horribly short, as the 2 hours it took to beat this game was spent solving the trial and error puzzles. As such, I'll never play it again as there is no replay value if you remember the puzzles. The majority of the game was tedious and unsatisfying, especially the end sequence. Some puzzles required quick reflexes to pull off, which I found to be a strange disconnect with the tone of the game. And don't get me started on the janky controls; the real challenge of many of the puzzles are from onvercoming the arcane controls.\nFor a game that fully relies on visual storytelling, there isn't much. The plot is simple and easy to follow but provides little to no lore or exploration for those interested in the game's universe such as myself. It felt more like a series of non-contextual puzzles just strung together. After each segment, I wanted to continue as I was interested to see if anything would start to unravel a plot or the like, but it never did.\nIn the end, it was a game. . . that I've played. Some bits of it will trigger some creative inspirations about what it could have been, but not much more. I neither enjoyed my time with Another World nor did I hate it. Would not recommend this game to another newcomer, especially for the ludicrous $10.", u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2017-07-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198043669870', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 83, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'GreensbNoodle', u'text': u'if you have a couple friends to play with this game is kinda fun. i would never pay more then a dollar though there are way to many issues with this game for it to be worth anything more.', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198046526884', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 95, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Wolfdoggie', u'text': u'Probably should be Free2Play or like... not exist. :/', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 218, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'KeineGnade', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 759, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'text': u'Ded game. \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 use of unity.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'vmntdeth', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 31, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'text': u"A great game that embodies everything that batman is. The environment in this great is awesome, it really represents very well all the locations from the comics. Combat system is one of the best that I've had the pleasure to see in a game. It really stands out as one of the best superhero videogames.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'GoodSamaritan', u'text': u"A classic all-the-way-around. Best Batman game ever when released, surpassed only by it's own sequel. The developers had a love affair with the genre and their subject matter, and this baby shows that love through-and-through.", u'hours': 26.5, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 296, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'sreeni.sreeni13', u'text': u'great game and mechanics', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-12-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198361864738', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 24, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'CyeEz.Pizi\u0e14\u0e48\u0e32\u0e21\u0e31\u0e19', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 49, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'Wew', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'WarrenAsh', u'text': u'A good puzzler. I like it.', u'hours': 3.2, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 8, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 85, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Rocket', u'text': u"It's a nice puzzle game, nice art and gameplay, it could be more challenging but I hope the developers to add more levels in the future or a bigger sequel.", u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197995669339', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 190, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'\u0141 U K \u039b K U', u'text': u'graphic like stupid but still demand so high.\nDELETED', u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2015-11-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 2, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'HeMFA', u'hours': 42.5, u'products': 211, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-11-28', u'text': u'Yeah this is my game, military RTS + MOBA is just great man!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'SnoochDaBooch', u'text': u'Good game, great potential here. Needs air units though would make the game super interesting.', u'hours': 6.1, u'date': u'2015-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198066192585', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 124, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Lemuria', u'text': u"Laggy walking simulator\nProbably devs doesn't care about this game anymore, its just a garbage. There is no optimisation even with gtx 1070 game is still crappy and low fps.\nDon't buy it and save your money for icecream.", u'hours': 6.5, u'date': u'2017-06-26', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 30, u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 2282, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Dan\u2122', u'text': u'Game is pretty much dead, no point buying it unfortunately', u'hours': 6.5, u'date': u'2017-06-17', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 85, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'ODIN', u'text': u'Dont bother, any game is better. I got my copy for free and I still want a refund.', u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2017-06-11', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 145, u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 7, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 171, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Dragonfly', u'hours': 12.3, u'products': 280, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'text': u"I have ~300 steam games and out of all of them this is in a class of it's own. I love the RPG details from Captian, Officers, to crew traits and abilities! The backstory is great and has a non-linear feel to it. Just moving the ship around the galaxy offers various detailed events that effects your ship and crew! Even offers decisions after winning in combat that effects money, reputation, and crew moral!", u'early_access': True, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'MattyB', u'text': u"I am very happy with this game. I love this type of game, and the devs have done an excellent job with it. The game has really grabbed me, and the more I play, the more depth and different playstyles I'm seeing. I would like to add that from what I've seen, the devs are great. I have been trolling the forums and I'm consistenly impressed with how much they are communicating with the community, and how patient and respectful they are. I can imagine they are very busy working to improve this game even more, and I appreciate that. Due to my experience with this game, I would not hesitate to buy anything Trese Brothers. I'm already looking at Templar Battleforce now.", u'hours': 25.3, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198062295960', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 26, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Aimstrong', u'text': u'This game is a roguelike space saga that has great potential even if is still in early access (so expect some bugs/balance changes).\nWhat I like the most is the lore around the factions (chose your own fate as a StarTrader in a galaxy with complex politics and almost constant war/trade bans/spying) and the immersion it provides.\nStory wise the game gives the player the opportunity (if he chooses) to affect major events with sometimes high risk high rewards behind it (get some legendary officers/crew combat weapons).\nThe gameplay is straight forward with high replay ability considering you can choose between 9 factions (each with their own strengths and weaknesses aka traits), 8 major classes (aka Jobs in game e.g. Military Officer, Spy, Pirate, Bounty Hunter, Merchant, Smuggler, Explorer) and some dozen starting ships (which affect what you are good at e.g. patrolling/blockading/spying/ship to ship combat/crew combat etc) and of course your own fully customizable Captain.\nCrew management is really fun with the option of promoting officers, recruiting new crew and as the captain your decision making(major emphasis on this)  will shape them as the game progresses. Each crew will gain new traits and abilities as you start to know them better and rely on them in every aspect of handling your ship.\nThis journey is awesome!', u'hours': 399.8, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198061868895', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 49, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'The Real Phoenix', u'text': u"WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?! YOU DONKEY!", u'hours': 15.1, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 10, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 0, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 202, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'lynx', u'text': u"This was awesome fun.  The short of it is, this is part platformer where you battle monsters and collect their parts as ingredients, and part match-3 game where you have up to 3 pots, each representing a different match3- grid where you can combine ingredients (colored gems) in order to transform them into more powerful flavor gems.  Some pots will have restrictions like only being able to match red (fire) gems, others will have special abilities like slowly increasing the potency of your gems.\nIt really feels like a cooking battle game, and the anime-styled scenes and art remind me strongly of The Legend of Korra (sequel to the Avatar: the Last Airbender series).  I found the story engaging and the characters sympathetic; the voice acting was well done.\nOnly downside for me was that I found the timed cooking battles rather harrowing, but you can always come back to them, and about 50-70% or so of the game wasn't under a time limit, so the pressure isn't constantly on.  You can always try a match again as well, if you lose, you're asked if you want a rematch.  Explore the stages and examine the ingredients you can get from the monsters, and the way the monsters interact with loose ingredients-- often they will eat them and then create another ingredient, or metamorphose into a form which gives you a new and better ingredient.  Experimenting is crucial to working out better tactics for defeating your enemies!\nViva la Brigade!", u'hours': 13.4, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197993562581', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 340, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Mr. Weems and the She-Vampires', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 479, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'text': u'its a cool idea with fun mechanics and an awesome art style', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Hellbishop', u'text': u"One of the best hardcore representations of tabletop wargaming i have ever seen in digital form. From the visual dice rolls to the perfect implementation of cards for giving commands to the movement and combat of units everything feels spot on perfect. Even artillery is handled with tabletop excellence with setting up one's target on a different screen before giving the order to fire into enemy trenches or the open battlefield.\nOh and did i mention the very boardgame centric rich visuals of intro screens and gameplay giving one flashbacks of opening freshly purchased wargame boxes with that smell that says minty new.\nMusic is very well done adding a sense of tension and heroic conflict as one can just imagine infantry rushing the open ground in hopes of not being taken down by a fuselage of enemy fire or a artillery barrage.\nCOMMAND & COLORS: THE GREAT WAR a exhilarating tabletop experience with the guiding intuitive hand of modern technology as your game master and host. Hexwar Games has truly delivered a priceless masterpiece with the amusing price of what we would probably have paid at a gaming shop.\nCOMMAND & COLORS: THE GREAT WAR, BUY IT! PLAY IT! and enjoy the rare taste of wargaming excellence.", u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-01-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197972445514', u'product_id': u'449460', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 659, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Minister Sinister', u'hours': 10.9, u'products': 638, u'product_id': u'449460', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-01-23', u'text': u"I'm enjoying it but it's quite buggy.  The UI has loads of glitches and I've had a couple of unusual situations where the game logic breaks (such as a unit moving, then playing the card to send them back to their original space, but in the interval the AI has moved another unit into that space, so the game breaks and you have to quit).\nIt's not too bad overall but I can't recommend it for the price until they fix some of the many bugs.  It looks like the developers are doing some patches, so hopefully I'll be able to change this to a thumbs up soon.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'HeavyEyes', u'hours': 5.3, u'products': 324, u'product_id': u'449460', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-01-22', u'text': u"My old review is below.  In pretty short order the game has been patched which has made some of my critques obsolete.  That's pretty awesome.\nI now recommend The Great War, but primarily to people who are already familiar with a Richard Borg game. If you aren't, go try Memoir '44 on Steam (the reviews are bad, but the game is free to start - try it) and if you like that, then come back and try this.  The core game mechanisms are similar, but with M44 you don't have to buy before you try.\n---\nI expect that my review will change to positive, but for now I can't recommend it - it needs some work.  I'm a long-time Richard Borg fan, have owned and played many of his games including Memoir '44, BattleCry, C&C: Ancients, as well as BattleLore.  Here are a few of my observations, things that need some attention:\n- there's a lot of icons on the main screen but no quick / easy way to know what they do.  No mouse-over popup or anything?\n- some unique colour coding schemes between Allied and German forces would be beneficial.  More than just tiny icons.\n- view scrolling with the keyboard is really slow.\n- the cards that the player is presented with at the bottom of the screen could stand to be bigger so you can easily read what they say at a glance.\n- if it's in the options it's not set to default : it would be good if the view automatically centered on the units that are taking actions or moving.  It's easy to miss things happening and that kind of sucks.\n- it's hard to tell what I'm supposed to be doing and when.  For example, at the end of my turn, there's no UI indicating that it's the end of my turn and I need to click on something.  Some UI clues as to what the player should be doing at any given time would be very useful.\n- the cards themselves.  The text is grey on a kind of cream background.  Would be awesome if the text was black - it'd be so much easier to see and read.\n- is the audio off?  I adjusted my settings and find that the music isn't balanced well with the sfx.  Music is much louder.\n- the dice fly everywhere and sometimes away from what where the player's viewpoint is and the screen doesn't snap to the result.  Why? As mentioned above, the keyboard view movement is slow.\nGenerally the game feels like it has been focusing on style before substance.  Take a look at Memoir '44 online, that is a great implementation of a Richard Borg game (aside from the P2P approach).  I like the graphics upgrade here but I don't like how the graphics seem to be putting actual gameplay in the backseat.  It feels like so much of the emphasis is on the dice roll, how amazing it looks (and hey, it looks great), but the real beauty of a Richard Borg system shouldn't be the graphics but the gameplay.   And if you want to make it all about the graphics, then throw some realism here - I mean, grass-covered no-mans-land? What?  Trench warefare was known to be a boggy, muddy mess.\nSpeaking of which, why only trench warfare?  I hope and expect to see some expansions (I don't want to pay more money) where we're seeing some of the many other kinds of battles in WWI - the battle of the Marne, Serbia, Turkey, Russia - there's a lot of opporutnity for some interesting tilesets and challenges that aren't just trenches.\nAnyway, I like the game and it has a lot of promise.  The devs seem to be responsive and genuinely interested in making this title better.  I've shared some ideas and I look forward to where this can go, but for now, I can't recommend it - espcially to people who are new to a Richard Borg game or this style of game in general.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'simplyorange', u'text': u"try to collect all the gems, treasures, etc. on each level then find the exit. to get gold on each level requires obtaining all the collectibles. to go back to a level that you want to repeat you have to choose quick game from the main menu. i suggest using a mouse & keyboard together to play this game.\ni finished all 100 levels. there are 5 worlds with 20 levels each. give it a chance because when i started out i didn't think much, but it's definitely a fun game. the main complaint i would expect being a puzzle game is too easy. just depends on the player probably. many levels were challenging to me. i got gold on every level except about 10 of them. i don't think being easy at times is necessarily a bad thing either.\nin conclusion, if you like puzzle games you will enjoy this game because of the simple game play that involves sliding blocks. it may be somewhat similar to other games you have played but also adds other elements. importantly, it is well done as far as the graphics & level design in addition to providing very many hours to finish.", u'hours': 168.9, u'date': u'2017-07-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198088988695', u'product_id': u'344960', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 107, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'EranKrief', u'hours': 6.9, u'products': 436, u'product_id': u'344960', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-06-24', u'text': u'\U0001f31f\U0001f31f\U0001f31f\U0001f31f\U0001f31f', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'undertaker1029', u'hours': 23.2, u'products': 369, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-06-06', u'text': u"I'm not sure whats happening to other people but this game is working very well on my Windows 10, especially after I went into properties and changed the compatability to windows 98.\nI used to play this game a lot back in 6th grade in 2005, and this game is one of the very few that I love to play even now! Its got a fun, cheesy comic book story and feel to it which is great, customizeable team, decide who you will bring on missions, and has some fun charcters to play or make yourself. It can be played by all ages and you can spend a lot of time with it! This game is defenitely timeless and well worth the $5. I defenitely recommend it! :D", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'[FP]Andrew Adolf', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 118, u'product_id': u'574640', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-03-16', u'text': u'Not too bad of a game if you like roguelikes, only real complaint is that you only have 1 weapon, and if you run out of ammo for said weapon, you have no choice but to commit suicide to continue. If a melee weapon could be added, or have ammo that regenerates, that would be great.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Zetarak skoolshootercase.com', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 89, u'product_id': u'574640', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-02-24', u'text': u'here the review', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Cobra DX Odyssey', u'hours': 6.2, u'products': 1879, u'product_id': u'574640', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-02-21', u'text': u'The game is broken, to a certain level. It has a fun concept and the graphics are decent, but if it werent for the broken AI, and buggy controls, I would have given this a positive review, though the very unintelligent AI and quirky controls made this game very difficult to play.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Den', u'text': u"All I can say is that if you loved playing the orginal; then you'll love its even more innovative sequel even more.", u'hours': 10.2, u'date': u'2017-07-14', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198031805461', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 86, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Business Fish', u'text': u'Other best Halloween game\nEdit: Full review here -', u'hours': 7.9, u'date': u'2017-07-08', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198075594850', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 1256, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'GoTta gEt thAt SheaT', u'hours': 11.2, u'products': 63, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-07-05', u'text': u'First opus, remastered, with new story and content.\nIs good.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'vegard', u'text': u'I have memories of this being a *great* game, I would even call it epic. But that only shows how far mankind\'s memory goes and how easily they are overrun by nostalgia.\nThe controls are super-awkward, both on keyboard and xbox controller, I think this context-sensitive scheme made sense in the olden days, but on a modern gamecontroller they are just ridiculous. The difficulties also come of as daft and silly, the first obsticle is to jump over some very small worms, but the protagonist can only jump about 4cm up, so they are a lethal hazard to him. The problem is compounded by the far-between-save-points. It feels like the designers figured that this was a very short game and they had to complicate things to buff up playtime. This is not a challenging or difficult game. It is an unforgiving and sadistic game.\nThe only thing I really learned here is to never again try my all time favourite "Flashback". I cannot really recommend this to anyone, new players are guaranteed to be disappointed, and people seeking to relive their youth should consider letting the sleeping dogs lie..', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-06-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198031994154', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 358, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'UsamaJawad96', u'text': u'Extremely good. 9.5/10', u'hours': 10.1, u'date': u'2017-12-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198150992984', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 139, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Altic30', u'hours': 7.5, u'products': 316, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-18', u'text': u"Played this gem years ago and decided to play through the whole series again. Tremendous game in everyway even with it's age. One of the few games i'd suggest at picking up at full price. Great combat, visuals, story and immersion. You'll love it if you haven't already.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'ShadowzHybrid\u2122', u'hours': 7.3, u'products': 83, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-18', u'text': u'If you love Batman and games. Then this is the game for you! This game makes you think like you are actually batman, even though you have to follow the story and go where it tells you to go, but beside that point it really places you in the spot of batman. Great first game to the Batman series', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Vote Nixon', u'hours': 9.9, u'products': 96, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-18', u'text': u'Amazing game, a must play for singleplayer games.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'als3di222', u'text': u'i spend 19$ for worst survival game . idk didnt read wat ppl say about it. recommanded dont buy it couz this game will\nlet u hate any other survival games', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-05-28', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198374892804', u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 18, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'meshuggah12345', u'text': u'Garbage, updated last in Feburary...you do the math...', u'hours': 7.3, u'date': u'2017-05-01', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 5, u'user_id': u'76561197991921123', u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 3038, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'da_gamer', u'hours': 5.0, u'products': 66, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'text': u"Just from an hour gameplay I wanted to write a review and praise the quality of this game, doesn't dissapoint like so many other space/sim type games, it's very immersive, decent price, i'll review after 10 hours or so.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Kaz the Mercenary', u'hours': 79.6, u'products': 442, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'text': u"This game is a fantastic, budding giant, in the same vein as Templar Battleforce.  You'll definitely need a love for Sci-fi and classic turn-based RPGs, but its multi-layer approach, open world, and card-based randomizer strike a fantastic balance!  You are a ship and crew... not just a single hero, and that functionality either works as a unit, or comes apart at the seams when you forget to pay your crew on time...  >_>\nEA Rating:  A-\nBlind Rating:  C+    (this is completely ignoring that it's been out for only a month!)\nDefinitely worth the $15 even if it was released just like this... but I'm confident it's going to age into something magnificent.\nPros:\n+ EXTREMELY responsive Dev team\n+ Rapidly developing Early Access\n+ Solid, enjoyable sandbox construction\n+ Multi-layered gameplay\n+ Stats are based on your collective crew... not just your hero!\n+ Factional system keeps you busy\n+ Has died more from my own Poor Life Choices (TM) than any cheesy game mechanics or scripted nonsense\nNeeds Improvement:\n~ Grinding / Monotany needs improvement.  It's not at all terrible!  ^_^  But it'll need some polish before getting to 1.0\n~ Graphical distinctions for weapons, armor, etc.  Currently there is a lot of rubber-stamp ships staffed with rubber-stamped characters.\n~ UI is in rapid development, but will need more Ease of Use work before it's truly ready\n~ While the graphics are passable, they'll need to go just a bit further than they already are in one direction or another.  Either towards the flat Tactical RPG style, or the cell-shade Story RPG style.  Currently dabbles in both (and looks good!) but still needs to level up a bit.\n~ Extreme expansion of weapons, armor, and equipment (reluctant to mention this, as it's already planned!)\nNegatives:\n- Old School design, lacking in any real deep instructions.  (I take this as a positive... but many may not!)\n- EA bugs (mostly script / visual / balance, not crashes or glitches)\n- Some storylines abruptly end (again, see EA)\nSuggestions:\n?  Would definitely suggest distinct factional traits, strengths, etc.\n?  Desperately needs a proceedurally generated, random loot and equipment system.  A little Diablo or Torchlight would go a LONG ways in a game like this.\n?  Ships need to be more empty than they are currently, and rely more on tonnage and less on 'slots'.  This allows more lateral customization and variations of a single design (... but also min-maxing, for better or worse)\n?  Consider mod support.  There are players and modders out there that will HAPPILY expand content violently for you, if you make those mods visible and accessible on Steam. (ie. Rimworld)", u'early_access': True, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Mutunus', u'text': u'First time I have written a review. A great game with lots of potential. Really looking forward to seeing it being fleshed out in the future. Would really love to see a more detailed history for all crew including things like space and ground combat they have been involved in. Maybe it would be possible to track these details for all individuals in the galaxy (maybe this is a little ambitious...).  Much more complex ship construction would be also be a nice addition. Keep up the great work guys!', u'hours': 28.4, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198050359304', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 87, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'QuotaBee', u'hours': 16.9, u'products': 81, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'text': u'Other RPGs usually make you "train" by grinding and gaining stats\nIn Battle Chef Brigade, "training" means that you actually have to practice in order to improve the mechanical skills needed as you progress. You as Mina will meet a ton of characters that will help you with this, from training your game-sense all the way to muscle memory.\nThis honestly made all my victories feel more satisfying because I earned it through real hard work and not the typical "I\'ll grind 5 levels above the next boss" kind of hard work. Winning has never felt soooo good in a match 3 game\nSo, anyway...\nBattle Chef Brigade has a well written story and a beautifully crafted world, with lovable characters and a great soundtrack to help tell the tale of Mina and her friends as they cook their way into the Brigade! A whole new take on the match 3 genre and probably one of my favorite indie RPGs this year~ you should try it! You\'ll be glad you did~', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Ruduen', u'hours': 30.4, u'products': 659, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'text': u'Simple mix of light combat and a variant on match-3 puzzles. Nothing too extraordinary, but enjoyable to go through.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Takazatara', u'hours': 8.0, u'products': 373, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'text': u'Enjoy this game much more than I though I would from start to finish.\nA wonderful little story and a fun game overall.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'varan8', u'text': u'Its pretty fun, even playing the same levels over and over.', u'hours': 21.0, u'date': u'2017-01-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198166695149', u'product_id': u'449460', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 66, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Alexander', u'hours': 8.2, u'products': 242, u'product_id': u'449460', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-01-22', u'text': u"Though it has some bugs and a bit poor UI design that needs some work, it's a nice adaptation of the original board game. Dev should check what the dev of Twilight Struggle or armello did on their games. They really diid a great job on UI design and presented the cards, figures, dice roll animation and so on in such a decent, satisfying way.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'MadMark56', u'text': u"This game seems to balance a casual game with a more complex wargame well. I've only played a couple of games, but have seen no major bugs or glitches yet. Similar to Memoir '44, but the cards make it feel more like Heroes of Normandie, or even  Warbands:Bushido (both games I like by-the-way). For $18 dollars it seems a good value. What I'd like to see is the tanks on the cover, and multi-player...maybe in a future DLC.\nIn fact I'd like to see more Commands & Colors games, Napoleon, Ancients, ACW, ARW, Medieval...I'd probably buy them all!\nI was wary of buying a product from Hexwar as they've recieved some pretty poor reviews for past  games, but now I've bought both The Great War and 1775 Rebellion and have been pleased with the direction this company seems to be taking.", u'hours': 23.6, u'date': u'2017-01-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198007390873', u'product_id': u'449460', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 109, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'sara.e.obrien', u'hours': 15.3, u'products': 3915, u'product_id': u'344960', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-12-19', u'text': u"I really like this game. Most important thing to note- The main focus of the game is the puzzles, not action or adventure or the storyline.\nIt is definitely repetitive and some of the puzzles are very easy, but sometimes collecting everything can be quite challenging. The blocks that can only be moved once add to the difficulty levels, sometimes you need to restart the level several times in order to move just those blocks into the right places.\nEach individual level is very short. I play a couple when I have some time, while drinking coffee or waiting for something to cook. It is not a game that should be played every day or for hours on end.  Playing a couple levels a couple times a week also stretches out the gameplay. Steam says I've played 4.2 hours over 2 months or so, and I've only just completed the first world.\nThe controls are extremely simple- I use both the keyboard and the mouse depending on which blocks I need to move.  Because I often have long time periods away from the game, the simplicity helps when I return to playing.  I spelling errors don't really bother me because there's very few messages during gameplay,\nIf you like puzzles, this is a cute, quick game to fill some free time.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'RO-B-NET', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 454, u'product_id': u'344960', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2015-04-06', u'text': u'Nice puzzle game that can be played on any system, but riddled with bugs and some poor design choices. I would hold off of buying this until a sale.\nYou can watch me playing it here -', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'pseus83', u'text': u'Funny little puzzle game for children as well as adults. Difficulty reaches from very easy to really tough. Graphics and sound  emphasize the "indiana jones" setting and lead to a unique playing experience. Definitely a recommendation!', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2015-04-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198073714553', u'product_id': u'344960', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 93, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Lembit Onick', u'text': u"If you wan't an in depth, challenging football sim, then this game is for you. Very difficult and realistic, albeit without real teams or players. However, if you are looking for a casual, more sandbox style game, then my advice is to keep looking.", u'hours': 12.4, u'date': u'2015-12-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198036512846', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 65, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'aidanreilly23', u'text': u'very entertaining and in depth game. Simulation is very good', u'hours': 17.5, u'date': u'2015-12-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198119551136', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 27, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Joeyboots80', u'hours': 7.2, u'products': 995, u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-11-26', u'text': u"This may be your only option for a stat based American Football sim on Steam. With that said though, you're in luck because it is excellent. This is  hands down the best stat sim for American Football that I have played, and I've tried them all. Are you a football fan? A stat head? Then what are you waiting for? Buy this game. :)", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Fletch', u'text': u'0 player base, had to refund', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198036784635', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 163, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'$ADDNOS$ CSGO-SKINS.COM CS.MONEY', u'text': u'for fun', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198283193590', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 5, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Slyquid', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 117, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'text': u'should have made it free cliff i love gears would have played it just for u man but this.... isnt worth', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Adrian', u'text': u'Hopefully Steam will give better coupons than this...', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-10-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'user_id': u'76561198169329604', u'product_id': u'718140', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 60, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Kraj of the Mimics', u'text': u'As a forewarning, it may not be the most graphically appeasing game\nAs for the game, its basically a bunch of puzzle levels based around domino trails.\nIt also takes out the frustration of knocking over trails way too early.\nIt adds dungeon themed stuff which is pretty cool.\nhas 40 levels and a free play mode, hope that helped.\n(as a side note I have not played their other game "Domino Sky" and don\'t know how it fairs compared to that)', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-10-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198049730245', u'product_id': u'718140', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 527, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Joshykins', u'text': u'I bought the game because i had a 90% coupon so i said \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 it. I played it for a bit wasnt that bad but i had to learn the game a by myself there is no instructions to play and the cards dont drop for\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 Even if you have a coupon dont buy it not worth it... unless youre \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665', u'hours': 3.0, u'date': u'2017-02-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'574640', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 39, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'L.A.', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 7, u'product_id': u'574640', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-02-05', u'text': u'Not so bad as described by others. My main issue was the computer A.I. as some enemies kept stacking in the doors. Rest is at quite good level. I like the visual part and the soundtrack. The game is good but it would be even better if the developers improve the A.I.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'The Crow', u'text': u'garbage', u'hours': 5.7, u'date': u'2017-01-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'574640', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 83, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'drafting3', u'text': u"Great little RPG. Cute and fun. I play this with my little girl on a steam link. There aren't too many games she can watch that are ACTUALLY FUN.", u'hours': 19.4, u'date': u'2017-07-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197970834641', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 104, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'DavidPrime83', u'text': u'A good sequal to a great game, the story was fun and and the charicters where cute. The controls got a a bit to complex but its not to hard to get the timing down for the button promps. Heres to the clown healer.', u'hours': 7.7, u'date': u'2017-06-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198083897766', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 318, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'MiniTaurus', u'hours': 11.5, u'products': 791, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-06-24', u'text': u"Cute and short halloween themed game ^^\nCostume are brand new, with some from first one.\nManaged to play this without lag by disabled all effect, maybe it's not optimized..?\nAn ok game for me =)", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'bones67', u'text': u'Wow, well done!  Its like a Traveller RPG in a PC game, very cool!\nAmazing for early access', u'hours': 16.0, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197971624187', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 130, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Anvilfolk', u'hours': 3.0, u'products': 828, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'text': u"This game scratches an itch that very few, if any, other games have managed to scratch for me: feeling like the captain of a ship and crew. Every crewmember is represented with their own skillset and level, and they all contribute to the running of the ship. While you're travelling, docking, fighting, etc, there's always something happening around your ship - navigation checks, skills tests, and so many more. It really feels like the real hustle and bustle of being a ship captain, with incredible atmosphere.\nThe devs have been keeping an absolutely unbelievable pace with their updates, and have significantly improved on the game already. I really cannot wait to see where this goes from here.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Liberty Or Death', u'text': u'Horrible game that touts itself as a random space adventure but the same outcome happens every game. Flat broke with no money, ship continuously destroyed..resulting in no funds. Ridiculous combat "rolls" that will make you get owned by a smaller ship with a crew that has half your experiance. Good luck trying to be a explorer in a space exploration game that gives nothing out randomly that is benificial. Cant wait to hear the fan boys..." its early access"', u'hours': 15.6, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198001783372', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 55, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Slashgate', u'hours': 11.0, u'products': 602, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'text': u'The only thing I have to say is this.\nEither gimme DLC with Multiplayer support or gimme DLC with more story or gomme more! MORE MORE!\nDamn this game was fan \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing tastic. Story was fun, the game is interesting.\nI hope for the future they add more zones with more ingredients and more expertise books.\nAnd maybe more playable caracters with different skillsets.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'4649matt', u'hours': 6.8, u'products': 178, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'text': u"Fun spin on the concept of Chef Battles!\nYou battle monsters in 2D platforming beat-em-up action to collect materials,\nthen you combine the materials match-3 to make a delicious dish!\nThe surrounding style is a vibrant anime theme.\nExcellent art, solid voice acting, simple & engaging story.\nI'm having a blast!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Overlord Kujo', u'text': u"Battle Chef Brigade is a really cool mix of creature hunting and cooking themed gem puzzles. Think, Iron Chef meets Monster Hunter!\nThe game's difficulty ramps up at the perfect pace to feel consistently challenging. There's a plethora of items that allow you different ways to go about each challenge.\nI love the art in the game. It's got a very nice style to it and is colored beautifully.\nThe aftergame is a little lacking right now. There is a Daily Challenge that changes each day and gives you a set theme and loadout and each match contributes to a global ranking.  But at time of writing, there is no multiplayer or freeplay mode. Trinket Studios are taking ideas from players and still working on content.\nI strongly recommend this game! I'm still having a lot of fun with Daily Challenges and the campaign is very charming.\n*P.S. I wouldn't say I got the game for free, since I did pay to kickstart it. If that makes my review biased... so be it, I guess*", u'hours': 14.0, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198065053836', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 182, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Erg0', u'text': u"Needs alot more information on screen. Selecting a unit should explain its range and number of dice rolled, however, currently it does not. Tutorial information is paraghs of fluff, that explain the design decisions and then proceeds to give very little detail on what the things are.\nThe one upside is the game quickly put me out of my missory when it crashed. Did not even make it through the first turn. It may get better but i couldn't find out.\nCome back in a couple of weeks.\nEdit: 23 Jan 2017: Devs have responded here to interface concerns, and interface is a personal thing so we will see where it goes. Im sure if you know the game well it is sufficent.\nAlso I do have an in progress ticket going re crashing issue and the devs have been very responsive. So that certainly is a good thing. They mentioned a patch will probably come out in a week or so...\nI can recommend the game, just not the present build.", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-01-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561197974554973', u'product_id': u'449460', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 186, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'WereChihuahua', u'text': u"As a long time fan of all of Richard Borg's Command & Colors games this one is a real pleasure to play for me. The lingering deficiencies of the system have been addressed by HQ tokens and some clever command cards with variable activations. So no more whining about how you only lost because you didn't draw the card you needed. Plan ahead, manage your hand and strike where and when the time is right. Good digital adaption from HexWar.\nSince it's developed in Unity I hope that eventually it comes to mobile devices too. I like this very much better than the digital version Days of Wonder made of the original C&C game, Memoir '44.", u'hours': 3.3, u'date': u'2017-01-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197968515916', u'product_id': u'449460', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 1269, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Samael', u'hours': 3.5, u'products': 115, u'product_id': u'449460', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-01-20', u'text': u'hmm.. i havent ragequited so far, so good comp roll vs. bad player rolls isnt that much of a factor until now. thats always my worst fear with C&C games.. like it pretty good so far.\nbut i just encountered some strange card bugs as it seems.. hadnt those in intro 1 (or didnt notice) but intro 2 just ignored my infantry assault commandcard.. and a one of the cc cards (battle fury i think) didnt work either. not sure if its more of a "sometimes" thing or if its an persistent issue, time will tell.\nthe thing that anoyed me the most so far, was the sometimes strange behavior of the dice.. terrain and units sometimes stop them suddenly (seriously, no boardgamer would roll dice into the midst of the set up stuff... we\'ll use a free space to roll.). sometimes they seem to still roll, but the comp picks sides already. i\'d like a separate area for the animated dice, or an option to turn the rolling animation off.\nstill feels a bit wonky at times, but at least the comp wasnt spared from strange happenings. i\'m sure that will be sorted out over time.\noverall i like it so far and look forward for the tank expansion stuff..', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'(YouTube)Dragnix', u'text': u"Jaques Roque just doesn't stand out in the end. The puzzles aren't hard enough or clever enough to really stand out on their own, and the games lacking aesthic doesn't help the fact that you think you're playing a game that was really designed for the IOS. Several of the puzzles lack real good design which is critical for a puzzle game, and I was bored to sleep by the time I made it to the second set of levels. I'd pass on it.\n+:\n-Multiple levels of success is available so those who are OCD about collecting everything will have to think a bit more.\n-Won't frustrate to the point of keyboard smashing, controller throwing.\n-Every now again, a puzzle does something interesting and unique with the elements it has.\n-:\n-Doesn't introduce new mechanics in a timely manner: gets boring rather quickly.\n-Some puzzle elements serve no purpose, as in, there's only one thing you can do with them and that's it, you can't use them to fail, and the only move it to succeed. Gives a false feeling of doing something important, when it fact, you made no real choice.\n-Lack of useful controls such as a button to restart are present.\n-Visuals don't help the experience, stand out like a sore thumb and certain points. Controls and options make the game seem like it was a mobile game (really only relies on the mouse). But no mobile game to be found from what I can see.\n-Not unique in any way, and given the tons of puzzle games out there that are, it's hard to justify to get this game over a series of cheap ones on sale.\n-Obvious Misspellings that stand out. Seems like it might have been translated.\n-Generic Music\nFor more first Impressions and Gameplay Footage:", u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2015-04-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'344960', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 864, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Amber Firefly', u'hours': 90.2, u'products': 231, u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2015-11-07', u'text': u"Very realistic (American) football management sim where you base your decisions primarily off of your players statistical numbers and ingame performance (like real life). This game does a very good job at simulating accurate numbers for both the players in real life and the players it creates through the draft. It's fun taking control of a team that's a QB away from playoff contention and trying to find your guy in the draft and turning him into a franchise QB. The best thing about this game, however, is the playability. It's accessible by pretty much anybody's timeframe in one way: you can sim entire seasons in less than a minute, get right back to offseason, and keep building your team. Or, if you prefer, you can sit back and watch detailed text based action unfold, adding a suspense aspect to this game.\nEven for its debatably steep price, I would definitely recommend this game to (American) football enthusiasts. We've waited a long time for a good football sim.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'rugby8724', u'text': u'If you like sports managment games and American football this is a must buy', u'hours': 559.5, u'date': u'2015-10-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198079669811', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 38, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Foxyrenart', u'text': u'This game has amazing detail.', u'hours': 2314.3, u'date': u'2015-10-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 267, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'.Lack | Cardbird', u'hours': 1.9, u'products': 150, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'text': u'played during free weekend, there needs to be action taken against the small player base or it will stay dead\nmost negative comments are about the dead player base and they are right, but the game itself i would recommend because it could be fun and it really sucks to see the developers efforts just going to waste', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Mrmerfeo4', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 43, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'text': u"It's dead jim let it go :(\nJust kidding nobody gave a flying \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 about this \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 edgy fps", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'(((GFY)))', u'text': u'Played it on the free weekend, but I would never buy it for a 10% chance to find a game. Just make it free to play!', u'hours': 5.7, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 477, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'ZOMBIEJOHNSTON', u'text': u'This was a gift from a friend, and sadly I was not impressed. This game could have been so much more, but I still like it maybe because im a fan of the series.', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198120796120', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 0, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 12, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Qlite', u'text': u'i played many games but this is just pure\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 704, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'\xbb\xc2\xb9\xab DRea2014', u'text': u'Were they masterbating when they came up with this crap. Bring on Resident Evil 2 Hd Remaster. Hope they dont\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665that up.', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-11-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198115551531', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 96, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Ergonyx', u'text': u"This game is beyond awful.  What you see int he video is what you will do for the first 35 game days until you finally start generating enough money to sustain yourself.  Then you'll start saving for upgrades.  But if you buy any upgrade that increases the rate you gain EXP, it breaks it.  A number of things don't work.  There is NO sound in the game.\nI figured I'd check it out since I play so many incremental games and stuff but after I get my refund, I honestly wouldn't pay $0.05 for this game.  Sorry Dev.  Not sure how you got this onto steam but it doesn't belong here yet.  Hopefully in the future you'll improve the UI, get some sounds, fix the game breaking bugs and broken features.\n0.1/10", u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2016-08-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'product_id': u'519180', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 900, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'.io Gameplays(HUN) Thee', u'text': u"In game, i don't see any back button, and i cant tuning my computer.", u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2016-08-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'519180', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 66, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Nerd Panda', u'text': u"Awfull game, really really boring.\nYou can't do anything until its day 40 and you just stream clicking, you dont do anything that make you feel like playing.", u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2016-08-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'519180', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 1440, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'UberCrit Andrew', u'text': u'', u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2017-02-24', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 0, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 519, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Surhan', u'hours': 10.9, u'products': 334, u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-02-24', u'text': u"I've played a lot of indie RPGs over the years and can safely say that Shadows of Adam stands out from the crowd as one of the better ones I've played. Having scripted encounters instead of random encounters makes exploring dungeons far less frustrating than other titles I've played, and boss fights are all well balanced and interesting encounters. The music and animations are really top notch, and the game really feels like a 90s era SNES title at heart. For people like me who enjoy nostalgia RPG experiences, I would highly recommend this game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Troctzul', u'hours': 2.9, u'products': 62, u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-02-24', u'text': u"If you remember role playing games before Playstation, than this game is for you.\nAll the elements that make a classic RPG are there for Shadows of Adam. From hidden chest to chasing after annoying monsters that steal your mushrooms. Inn keepers that will give you a room for free, and shop keepers that will literally buy the clothes off your back.\nEven the most minute details are handled spectacularly. Many of the maps jump to life from birds flying away to fish jumping out of streams.\nOf course, I wouldn\u2019t consider it a fair review without some nitpicking. For instance, there is no explanation to the battle system. A small nuance, but it took a few fights to get the swing of things.\nSome of the dialogue windows are difficult to follow, but this is a common factor in these type of games. After you get the hang of character names, it becomes less of an issue. That being said, the game tries hard to catch the player's attention but sometimes leaves you wanting more explanation.\nIt\u2019s really hard to complain about these things considering all the additional effort that went into the immersion of the player. I look forward to spending many more hours with this title over the weekend.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Necrolexicon', u'text': u'is a\nhybrid in which you run through random rooms shooting spiders and other mutated insect like creatures whilst picking up various items that provide your character with powerful passive upgrades similar to\n. There is a crafting system in place which allows you to collect items like gun powder, nuts and cubes to make ammo, grenades or health packs at the crafting benches scattered throughout the rooms.\nhas recently been updated fixing the amount of ammo found throughout the game so that you should never really run out unless you are being very wasteful or have an extremely unlucky run. I recently finished the game with 5500 ammo left! The music and sound effects are minimal but errie and complement the games lo-fi aesthetic. Overall a fun, well priced budget game for fans of the\ngenre.', u'hours': 2.3, u'date': u'2017-01-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198123594863', u'product_id': u'574640', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 525, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'GoGo de Sica', u'hours': 2.4, u'products': 800, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'text': u"It's Touhou. It's good. It's on steam for a reasonable price. A dream brought to life.\nAbsolute MUST buy for shmup fans!\nPS: There is a fan translation patch out there.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Raui', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 169, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'text': u"The first Touhou game on steam. I'm surprised it took this long to happen but it's pleasant thing all around.\nI don't think there's much I can say about this game honestly. If you've played any number of shmups I feel that knowing about ZUN and Touhou are very likely. If you have played shmups but never heard of it somehow then oh boy do you have a lot of games to play and other things to read up on.\nThey're all pretty good games though I've only ever made significant progress in Shoot the Bullet and Double Spoiler and I'm by no means an expert on this genre.\nIt's pretty surreal to have paid for a Touhou game in this sort of manner. I can only hope he'll bring many more of his games on steam in the near future.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Kula Diamond', u'hours': 3.3, u'products': 95, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'text': u'best ga,e eiw', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Amazo Doggo', u'text': u"Before we start let me just say that this game is really fun. If you have a bunch of friends to play it with I think this could be a good game. HOWEVER lets talk about the bad. First off loading times in this game are actually insane. It can take anywhere from 5 - 15 minutes to load into the world and you have to load into anything you do in the game. EVEN TAKING A SHOWER HAS A LOADING SCREEN! Rockstar has also made sure that it will take you a long time to get money in this game. You can get $20.000 - $40,000 every 15 - 20 minutes in game modes during double money events. Another big issue is the modders. Rockstar doesn't care enough to deal with them so most servers have modders running around screwing up the server. Which wouldn't be a problem if you didn't have to be in a public server to do missions. All in all I think underneath all the garbage is a great game. 4/10 Would get chopper stomped by a modder again", u'hours': 39.6, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198056771172', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 71, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'xReady farmskins.com', u'hours': 6.6, u'products': 19, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'Very good deal!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Esquilo', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 1571, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-06-22', u'text': u'Top quality game!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'StoneyAssassin', u'hours': 7.5, u'products': 442, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'text': u"I love the interlocking systems and can't wait to see what gets added going forward. Looking forward to trying out many different captains!", u'early_access': True, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'ajwest43', u'text': u'This game is awesome! Great combination of light combat, puzzle, and story/characters!! When is the sequel coming?', u'hours': 11.3, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198117481849', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 11, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'charlescab', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 50, u'product_id': u'449460', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-01-20', u'text': u'Interface isnt very good. Music is lack luster. I love the game though. Will be good to have an option to setting up the board!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'RedRattler6485', u'text': u'As promised, I have changed my review from negative to positive. This game is very fun as you statagize to win as many championship games as possible while succeding in the offseason. I thank you and this is the best football game here. The only way to make it better was if this combined with Axis Football to create a legendary football game and making a multiplayer league is very difficult.\nAlso, thank you Ric3 for helping me I owe you.', u'hours': 123.9, u'date': u'2015-08-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198214642548', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 25, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'CavityCommunion', u'text': u"Update. Changing to recommending it. I decided to try calling my team's plays each game instead of simulating through them, ie-not participating in the game at all and FOF7 finished in a few seconds for all teams that week. So trying calling the plays makes me enjoy the game a lot more. I become more familiar with my players, their strengths and weakness become more aparent. I also have to strategize which is interesting. Games can be frustrating and rewarding both. The below cons are still a problem, but less so when you're not simulating a year fast. The spread sheets still could be more accessible, moving your mouse over abbreviations so you'd get little tips explaining what the abbreviations mean would be very useful, and locked players not changing when you click recommend positions for all players would be nice.\nThe amount of stats are really good to show you how you're team is working out, and to strategize; after each game there's a spreadsheet and then you have one for all your games up until that year. The players attributes work well to explain how they perform in a game so you can strategize about what to plan for your offense and then look at the opposing team to plan for your defense.\nCons:\n-Navigating is a chore. Its a spreadsheet game. Yet you can't view some spreadsheet windows while others are still open. Want to look at your roster and scroll through recent injuries you've learned about via ingame email? Not happening. Want to compare your roster to what is available in free agency? Can't have them both open at the same time.\n-Lots of abbreviations/symbols with no tool tips, you spend a lot of time rereading the manual or watching youtube videos of how to play. Which can be helpful. Crusader Kings II comes to mind, however you're not watching youtube videos of FOF7 for the depth of the game, but just to figure out how to do basic things.\n-Everytime a player is injured you have to manually go to the depth chart for the offensive backfield, the offensive line/special teams, or the three defensive sets(goal line, nickle, dime). Or if you let the game automatically set this for you it does it for all players. You can't select players not to be adjusted. So instead you have to go again to eath depth chart mark the ones you do not want to be automatically set by the game, but ONLY when you are click the auto set button for the specific section of the depth chart. No simple depth charts where the next player down moves up.\n-Due to the above i'm constantly being told I have too many/too few players active or players missing from the depth chart, so I have to back and figure out what's wrong. over and over and over again.\n-Progression of players abilities is not defined. As well some players prgoress higher than any indication, which can be fine, but again no explanation of how this works in game.\nThere are more problems. I don't want to type something too long for you to read. I paid the $24.99 and am annoyed and disappointed with this game.", u'hours': 2300.2, u'date': u'2015-08-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198019023654', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 93, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'DrCamel', u'text': u"From the moment I bought this game, it drew me in. I've had it for a week and getting on to play for an hour turns into 3 or 4 hours constructing my roster to hopefully make the playoffs. I'm still very new to this game but I highly reccomend this to anyone who is a fan of football or sims in general. You won't regret buying this.", u'hours': 36.9, u'date': u'2015-08-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198027099803', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 21, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'CRUSADER', u'hours': 3.3, u'products': 287, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'text': u'While I did love playing this game, the price compared to other competitors out there has really killed the game. It was originally advertised as Free-to-Play but then they replaced that with a rather steep price to "give a more full experience and have better development" however, while the game mechanics, and graphics are amazing until they make it F2P the game will become fully dead and this will be a shame.\nMy negative recommendation is based solely on the fact that because of the developers marketing, it has killed what would have been a stunning game and that if you do buy it, you wouldn\'t be able to play against anyone or very rarely.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Tink', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 30, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'text': u"Recommended play, not recommended purchase. Very fun for the short time I played, abysmally small playerbase. The night I got it, I was one of NINE players online. Honestly it's probably time for the game to go f2p. I'd happily pay full price if I could reliably get into matches and not play against the same people, but for now I've refunded my purchase. Heres to hoping we can all play it again some day.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'woLFie is FaMouS', u'hours': 9.4, u'products': 160, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'text': u'Let me tell you why no one plays this game. For ALL the people complaining as to the player base. The game gets boring quick! The replay value sinks as you keep playing. Save your money. Good concept, but for some reason its missing something. And wasnt this game supposed to be FTP when they first advertised? :O', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Sosig', u'text': u'aids', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 109, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Atticus Rob', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 273, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-14', u'text': u"I think mechanically the game is okay (from playing the single player missions). Not actually been able to find anyone to play online against which is a shame as the game was mostly based and sold on the fact that it was a multiplayer game. The single player stuff is boring and repetative.\nI doubt they will make this free to play which might interest more people (some players is better than none) but i picked it up for like 0.99p (GBP).\n**If a few people would be interested in at least trying out the online mode, add me and we can try arrange something :)**\nFor now i can't give this positive because 90% of the game is unavailable to me.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Cute Girl with D??K', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 40, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-13', u'text': u'NO online player at all . DONT BUY THIS GAME!!.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'\u30b7\u30bb\u30eb Shiseru', u'text': u"Capcom... NEVER. DO THAT. AGAIN.\nDon't buy this\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 it's so bad it gave me an headache and made my body want to puke.\nMission 1 : objictiv : collict dem samplezzz\nMission 2 : objictiv : collict dem samplezzz\nMission 3 : objictiv : collict dem samplezzz\nMission 4 : objictiv : collict dem samplezzz\nMission ? : objictiv : collict dem samplezzz\nSAMPLE OBTAINED. THIS ONE'S MINE.  THIS ONE'S MINE. SAMPLE OBTAINED. THIS ONE'S MINE. SAMPLE OBTAINED. THIS ONE'S MINE. SAMPLE OBTAINED.SAMPLE OBTAINED. THIS ONE'S MINE.  THIS ONE'S MINE. SAMPLE OBTAINED. THIS ONE'S MINE. SAMPLE OBTAINED. THIS ONE'S MINE. SAMPLE OBTAINED. SAMPLE OBTAINED. SAMPLE OBTAINED. SAMPLE OBTAINED.SAMPLE OBTAINED. THIS ONE'S MINE.  THIS ONE'S MINE. SAMPLE OBTAINED. THIS ONE'S MINE. SAMPLE OBTAINED. THIS ONE'S MINE. SAMPLE OBTAINED. SAMPLE OBTAINED. SAMPLE OBTAINED. SAMPLE OBTAINED.SAMPLE OBTAINED. THIS ONE'S MINE.  THIS ONE'S MINE. SAMPLE OBTAINED. THIS ONE'S MINE. SAMPLE OBTAINED. THIS ONE'S MINE. SAMPLE OBTAINED. SAMPLE OBTAINED. SAMPLE OBTAINED.", u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-11-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 739, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Sparvhok', u'text': u'This is one of the most mundane games i have ever played, i came in with little to no expectations for the game and yet it managed to dissapoint me. No clear objective, no pop-ups that explain anything that\'s happening. The "gameplay" is so minimalistic, even for a "managing tycoon" game. It has about 40-50 minutes of gameplay value, and the time you put in the game feels more like a chore than a experience.\nThe graphics in the room are decent looking, like a decently made flash game. But the ingame ui system is basically made with paint alpha version. And no text, you dont understand the menu system until you hover over each part, and even then it\'s hard to understand since nothing is ever explained.\nOverall it\'s a pretty \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 game, hard to understand how it made it through the greenlight. Feels more lika an alpha version of something that could\'ve been great, but the developer obviously doesnt really care about the game, otherwise he would\'ve never realesed it in this state.', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2016-08-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'519180', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 159, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Smallo#2963', u'text': u'had to get a refund on this after 22 minutes of forcefully playing. i didnt expect it to keep my attention long like alot of these small simulator games dont, but sadly clicking away on 2 or 3 different buttons and repeating all over again isnt my idea of fun.\nwhen the game first loaded, there was no music or sounds, thought it had crashed since nothing was interacting with my mouse clicks. only to discover that the bed and pc are used.\ni have some junk in my games collection, and it can quite happily stay there, but sadly this didnt even deserve that, had to have it refunded and removed.', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2016-08-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'519180', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 1552, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'cooljaws', u'text': u'Definetly not worth the price for what is offered. Basically 2mins of content and thats it.', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2016-08-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 7, u'user_id': u'76561198009208862', u'product_id': u'519180', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 325, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Solitayre', u'text': u"Shadows of Adam is an 'old-school' traditional RPG created by a team of developers known as Something Classic, and is an intentional throwback to the 'classic' era of 8/16-bit RPGs, drawing liberally from titles from the early nineties.\nThe game begins with an homage to Final Fantasy VI in a world ravaged by a destructive war that was caused by magic. Seeking to escape the destruction, fearful citizens fled into the wilderness and founded a small town called Adam to hide from the war until the wicked magic-wielding Lodan Empire was destroyed by a great cataclysm.\n'Magic' in Shadows of Adam is not merely a cool fantasy power, it is explicitly a force for evil, drawn from the world of the dead, and is a power men should never wield or touch. Nevertheless, this power does still exist in isolated places and individuals, such as a girl named Asrael in the village of Adam. The people of Adam are superstitious and mistrustful, and when an evil force begins infesting the nearby wilderness, the people think Asrael is to blame. Kellan, the son of a local hero, stands up for Asrael and is sent to investigate the disturbance to prove it is not her doing. What Kellan and Asrael discover in the wilderness will send them on a quest in search of Kellan's missing father, who they believe needs their help.\nThe game's visuals, set-pieces and plot are all drawn from the well of classic RPG tropes and conventions. There's a lot of reasons why someone might want to make an 'old school' RPG and nostalgia is certainly one of the highest on the list. I suspect another reason might be the comparative ease of making one compared to other types of projects, with relatively simple programming and artwork. But to assume design simplicity was a goal for Shadows of Adam might leave you surprised. While decidedly steeped in the design auspices of the 'old School,\u201d Shadows of Adam also brings modern design sensibilities to the table as well.\nThe game takes the form and shape of a traditional world-spanning 'collect the artifacts' quest where you'll explore towns, fight monsters, enter dungeons and meet a lot of weirdos. Dungeons are a particular winner in this game for me. Eschewing random encounter-filled mazes, dungeons are deliberate, well-paced, and designed with the player's consideration in mind. Encounters are similar to Final Fantasy Mystic Quest; static, non-random, and once fought do not return until you re-enter the dungeon. They are placed judiciously and not overused, so the game is very resistant to forced grinding. More emphasis is placed on study of your environment and interaction with various puzzle set pieces. These puzzles mostly feel organic, clear, intuitive to interact with and solve, and build on mechanics introduced in earlier areas. You won't really see anything you haven't seen done elsewhere, but what's here is nearly perfectly executed, with nothing feeling forced or thrown in.\nCombat sequences play out in a fairly typical Dragon Quest or Phantasy Star manner. Each of your four heroes has variety of special abilities they can use by spending AP, which replenishes by a small amount each round. Each hero also has a special ability they can use to restore their own AP as well as grant them some other benefit. You'll have traditional attack and recovery abilities but equipping certain 'Artifacts' can change the way some characters operate, such as granting them more attacks per round or additional AP regeneration. Combat plays out quickly and with satisfying visual and sound effects, experience comes at a quick pace and leveling up has a noticeable effect on your performance. Encounters are challenging but not murderous, but throughout the game your party's HP totals are relatively low compared to the amount of damage enemies can do so while healing abilities come early and are effective you must stay constantly vigilant to stay alive, especially since while most encounters can be seen coming, the occasional scripted ambush does occur.\nFinally we'll talk about the characters and story, which is important for me because this is an area where I feel like the 'old school' conceit doesn't work. The depth of the characters feels a bit more akin to a first-generation Dragon Quest game than a modern RPG made in 2017. The game has two protagonists, with Kellan being a typical brave but not-too-bright RPG hero and Asrael being a mysterious, empathetic orphan girl with unexplained powers. The problem is that neither particularly ever grows beyond these very basic RPG tropes to offer us a 'new' take on these characters. There's just not much else to them.\nMost of the additional cast is introduced early. Our heroes are quick to make an ally of Curtis, a wandering martial artist who insists he was just passing through but seems a little too invested in what's going on. He definitely has a history, and you'll get to see it before the game is over, but we don't know a lot about Curtis's personality other than that he likes meditating and is a bit of a smartass. The fourth hero, Talon, offers quite a bit more potential. He is an old friend of Kellan and Asrael who was very sickly as a child and was thus always left out by the other children. He has grown up resentful and left Adam to make his own fortune. When we meet him, we learn he is fond of Asrael but deeply dislikes Kellan. Seems like a great opportunity for him to serve as a foil for the group and provoke some conflict and character development. Unfortunately, barring one major exception late in the game, this rarely amounts to anything other than Kellan and Talon calling each other names. The rest of the cast is rounded out by Prince Malvil, a nefarious royal who wants to be Kefka so bad he can taste it, and his duo of comically ineffective but very persistent henchmen.\nThe game does offer us a lot of context about the characters. We learn a lot of the 'whys' and 'hows.' But we never really get to know these characters or learn 'who' they are, what they care about, where they're going in life.\nThe game's world-building also leads a lot to be desired. The world clearly has some history but the player isn't given a lot of opportunity to get invested in it or learn what's going on. I think a pretty major problem here might be in the NPCs in most of the towns. Rather than using them as building blocks to introduce lore, flavor text, current events, a lot are just used to indulge in cheap throwaway gags. You learn very little about the war, the evil Lodan Empire, or exactly what became of them. Which is a shame because there was at least one twist that I thought was pretty cool when you eventually make your way to the continent of Lod and find out what's been going on there since the war. Ultimately though I didn't really leave this world feeling any sort of connection to it. The building blocks simply weren't there.\nShadows of Adam has a lot to offer you. But for people who like to indulge in a game's writing and characterization, be aware that this title doesn't offer a lot in the way of it. Whereas with most features of the game, Something Classic took something old and made it feel new, here it still feels old.\nOne aspect of the game not pulling through for me isn't enough to drag down my impressions too far however, mostly because the other parts of the game are good enough to make up for what I perceive as shortcomings, The game offers some classical and enjoyable dungeon-crawling and RPG combat; the kind of game you might have enjoyed as a kid, with most of the rough edges sanded off. The game is about ten hours long from beginning to end though there is some additional end game quest content to explore as well. If Phantasy Star or Final Fantasy dominated your childhood and you've been searching to recapture those feelings for the past twenty years, Shadows of Adam might be just the game for you.", u'hours': 9.4, u'date': u'2017-02-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198053697347', u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 38, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Judge Daring', u'text': u"Possibly the best indie RPG-love letter to the golden era that I've played.", u'hours': 3.3, u'date': u'2017-02-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198040275876', u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 1053, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Mint', u'hours': 8.2, u'products': 136, u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-02-23', u'text': u'Nice looking sprites, good music, and charming writing. This is what you can expect out of Shadows of Adam. Every so often I see an indie game in developement and I look out for it for a year or more until it finally comes out. I knew I was in for a treat when I saw Lun Calsari, creator of the RPG maker cult hit "The Way" was doing the writing, and to my understanding, some of the mapping.  I was a huge fan of his work and had played it numerous times. So I played the demo, and boy, was it good. If you have any doubts about the game, or are curious as to how it plays, you can always check out that demo.\nReally, a lot of different things sell this game. The gameplay is simple, but there\'s some thought to be had since MP is a percentage and skills take up a set percent of how much you have. This means you can\'t just spam skills to win. You need to manage your skills, if only just a little bit. The graphics are nicely shaded, and are reminiscent of games like Final Fantasy V, but have a personality of their own at the same time. The writing is great, and althought I had some serious head turning at some of the things said, since there\'s a lot of slang exclusive to the world. While made up slang was present in The Way, it felt natural and made sense, like it was something you might hear in the real world somewhere.\nAnyhow, if you give the game a chance, I\'m sure you\'ll find something you\'ll love about it. It\'s an RPG through and through, and I constantly find myself finding new things to explore, and a bunch of hidden chests and treasures. There are also a lot of references to Lun\'s older work that I appreciate a bunch as a fan of his game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Hurricane Matthew', u'text': u'The controls are cheey and challenging\nVery little checkpoints\nIs still very hard on easy mode\nNot worth the big price\nVery short of a game\nDO NOT GET THIS GAME', u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2017-06-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198243205580', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 53, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'^3\u03c0 ^1Revolver', u'text': u'Simply from a Historical view this game is still amazing.  I played this when it was new and spent HOURS figuring out the puzzles, as there was no Youtube back then to get a clue.   This time through I still struggled here and there.   Honestly, if you are under 30 years of age, move on, find something else.  But for those of us that got to enjoy this the first go around, its nostalgia is well worth the $2 during the sales events.', u'hours': 4.7, u'date': u'2017-06-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198155654639', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 65, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'lietu', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 806, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-06-23', u'text': u"Huge issues with menus and using the mouse, the game seems to have issues with a normal 1920x1080 resolution. You have to navigate menus half-blind with the keyboard as the items on the screen don't match their hitboxes even closely, and when selecting items with the keyboard the selection appears similarly with a large offset, often going outside the screen boundaries.\nThe game seems to function otherwise as intended, based on the quick try I gave it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Pau_wolf', u'text': u"does not respond right to commands. You send your hero in any direction and he runs to south-west until getting out of the screen. Or he starts punching his ally. It crashed my friend's steam account. You can't open steam while pressing shift+tab in-game. Even when you try to make it compatible with win98, the bug persist. I don't find any patch to fix this problem.\nMaybe in 2002 the game was good, but now with these bugs, I prefer to ask back my money instead of getting mad to find a way to make it work! I paid to play, I want to play", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2016-06-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198117960585', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 115, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Richie', u'text': u'So I bought it, clicked play, turns out the mouse didn\'t work, pressed alt+f4.... a few months later... I clicked play again, remembered the issue with the mouse, pressed alt+f4, opened Google, Searched for "Frredom Force Mouse issue", Google asks me did you mean "Freedom Force Mouse issue", yes I did Google, thank you very much for passively-aggressively auto-correcting me, found some forums with the same issue, created an icon on the desktop, double clicked it, the mouse worked... huzzah. I\'m so glad I paid money already; I\'m solving puzzles before the game even launches!', u'hours': 5.0, u'date': u'2016-05-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 6, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 211, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Cormellion', u'text': u'Absolutely brilliant everything i wanted in a super hero game.  Shame they went bust and never produced a more modern version.  HD graphics needed, and better less silver age storyline.  Still fantastic classic.  multi plaYER maybe...  Maybe someone will make another - the making your powers section is uber brilliant...', u'hours': 61.4, u'date': u'2016-05-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198007070665', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 368, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Reelyo', u'text': u'Solved all 60 puzzles in one session, about 2 hours (and a small break), with some simple equations and/or "educated guesses". Made 3 or 4 errors inadvertently.\n- Random uneven difficulty - from instantaneous to tedious fraction equations writing and solving with a badly implemented pencil.\n- Does not teach, only check your knowledge.\n- No complexity setting.\n- No replay value.\nOnly good as a geometry problems collection for like 5-6 grade\'s schooler with a couple of Steam achievements.', u'hours': 2.3, u'date': u'2016-06-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198144231312', u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 97, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'theedenstate', u'text': u"Yes. It's math.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-05-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198128469633', u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 69, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'The_Cpt_FROGGY', u'text': u'Pythagoria:\n~~~~~~~~~\n\nMaths is a rather interesting subject; either you like it or you don\u2019t!  And yet, everyone uses maths on a daily basis in one way or another. Now, you lucky devils, it is time for you to put your brain to the test with Pythagoria.\nPythagoria (or Area Maze) is a clever and challenging puzzle game where you have to find the missing value (number) in a specific area which will be identified by a question mark. All puzzles can be resolved with basic mathematics and the answer will always be a whole number, as decimals are not allowed.\nThe game has three sets of 20 puzzles to resolve (60 puzzles in total) and the difficulty will increase as you go through the sets. What you need to remember playing this game is that the diagrams are not drawn to scale, which will probably throw you off more than once. Well, it certainly did for me!\nAs I am writing this review, bear in mind that mathematics and I were never really the best of friends. However, I really enjoy this type of challenge. This game prompted me to look at the origins of this type puzzle and I am absolutely amazed to find out that it was created for Japanese school children and has now becoming extremely popular with adults (Area Maze)!\nAlso, I would like to mention that I really like the soundtrack in that game.\nPositives:\n~~~~~~~\n-\t60 good puzzles\n-\tGreat soundtrack\n-\tGood price point\n-\tAchievements and trading cards\nNegatives:\n~~~~~~~~\n-\tShort game\n-\tNeeds a better tutorial, in my opinion.\nPythagaria is an interesting puzzle game for all ages.\n7/10\nKey provided by developer/publisher for review purposes. Any opinions expressed are entirely my own!', u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2016-05-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198003030375', u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 2217, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'TheFriendlyHoovy', u'text': u"Amazing software for making animations involving TF2! Still, I will never forget G-Mod. Still trying to get good but I've seen amazing animations with this and it makes me say Valve should hire them. 10/10 would get again", u'hours': 36.6, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198400797314', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 3, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'NewYearsAfton', u'text': u'Great for making pics and animations :D', u'hours': 80.2, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198414087167', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 21, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Just Alice (I love Blue)', u'text': u"Fantastic! :D\nThat's a really great 3D program!\nYou can make great animations if you learn!", u'hours': 507.4, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198351485044', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 3, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Fluffy Bunny', u'text': u"Good game, i'm glad that i buyed it with -90% discount. Some achivements doesnt work properly and you need to repeat the game couple of times, but in the end the only thing that matters is that This game is good.", u'hours': 10.8, u'date': u'2017-02-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198074439334', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 57, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'[OvO]wl', u'text': u"On general principle. Unskippable cutscenes should always get a thumbs down.\nThe game is brilliant, but 15 minutes of video before you pick up a game and play, that you cannot skip? Is completely \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing unacceptable.\nFix this issue, and I'll change the thumds down to thumbs up.\nUntil then \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 you.\nNice game otherwise.", u'hours': 3.2, u'date': u'2017-02-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 613, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Jovani', u'text': u'Game!', u'hours': 12.5, u'date': u'2017-02-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198051961354', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 142, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'=.KoG.= Harmonica Guy', u'text': u'Fun. DUH!', u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2015-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 31, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Errol Flynn', u'text': u'Awesome F2P game. Ignore the bad reviews and try it if you like RTS and/or Moba games or ever played with toy soldiers or table top games.\nPlayers get to command 1 of 3 battalions initially. These are Jeeps x 12, Tanks x 4 or Rocket troops x18. There are 15 battalions in total all of which can be unlocked without spending a cent. You get a crazy amount of customisation options from 6 perk slots with potentially 100 perks to chose from, Special abilities, and even mixing in units from other Battalions you own.\nUnlocking the battlions you want is quite quick as F2P. Getting all the perks you really want can be time comsuming as they may be spread through the progression trees of multiple battalions.\nI think the large amount of bad reviews must be due to people not understanding the games damage mechanics. Rock,paper, scissors (RPS) forms the basis of how effective your units will be vs other units. The game makes this very clear but it does not stop countless noobs going "TANKS! HELL YEAHS!" and then getting ripped apart by rocket troops, rage quitting and writing a bad review.\nMap awareness is crucial to avoiding horrible encounters. That said every unit can be air evacced after a few second delay to your base where your units heal quickly. This has no cool down. You press \'q\'. Units depending on their abilities may have other ways to counter bad situations also. The game is played by 2 teams of 5 players (or bots if you have no cahones) which means there will more than likely be someone(s) who you should hunt on the other team and someone(s) you should avoid. Tanks can kill troops, and most troops don\'t do much to tanks it is just inefficient unless your tanks are flame throwing tanks. Your Attack has an RPS and so does your armour. Many things can help mitigate the RPS like cover, perks, range, shooting the back of tanks, AoE to grouped units etc etc. In other words if used correcttly your rock could defeat somebodies paper.\nYou don\'t need to fire a single shot to win the game as there are 3 primary objectives on each map that accumulate points for you if your team hold more than the enemy. There are many secondary objectives providing worthwhile bonuses when controlled also. All maps are very well designed and that is one of the strengths of troop battalions.\nWhen new it can be a good idea to follow somebody who would wreck the enemies you should avoid. This way you can cover each other and both be much more effective in a fire fight.\nGame is loads of funs, very slick, very free, can only last 20 mins maximum, simple and deep. Get it before stock runs out!\n8.34 out of 10.72. Probably 9.36 if it had lasers and a larger player base.', u'hours': 62.4, u'date': u'2015-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198030935223', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 34, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'assisterer', u'hours': 99.9, u'products': 267, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-11-24', u'text': u"Very fun game.  Everything is well balanced but every unit has a pretty hard counter.  Don't get discouraged by being destroyed fast by your counter and try to go take objectives or fight units you are strong against.  The UI shows all the rock paper scissors relationship of units.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Gesh86', u'text': u'Hidden Star in Four Seasons may be my new 3rd favourite Touhou game, right behind everybody\'s darlings Imperishable Night and Perfect Cherry Blossom.\nWhat makes it so good, apart from generally fun and clever pattern design, has to be the release system. Hitting C on the keyboard activates an effect that can be described as a "soft-bomb". This ability needs to be charged, but can help you in a pinch and won\'t even forfeit a Spell Card capture bonus. Smart combinations of soft-bombs and the more valuable series staple Spell Cards (your "hard-bomb") can get you a long way just through strategy rather than relying only on your full-on dodging skills. Putting your resources to good use feels immensely satisfying, more than e.g. Ten Desire\'s Trance Mode.\nThe difficulty of the game is slightly below average among other installments of the franchise, which is not at all a bad thing to me. Some Touhou games have been too tough for me to enjoy as much as this. Hidden Star in Four Seasons was in my eyes a great choice as poster boy for ZUN\'s Steam debut.\nLastly, I can\'t end this review without at least some amount of 2hu \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing: When in Japan and you see a Jizo statue, don\'t try to enter its back door. It is unpious and it will get you arrested for indecency.', u'hours': 5.2, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561198009073866', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 76, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'The Art Of Murder', u'text': u"It's Touhou, a must buy for any fan of bullet hell type of games", u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-12-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198079947952', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 221, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u"Lil' 2lynns tha Slug-God\U0001f52b\u26e7~ATH\U0001f4e7\U0001f355", u'text': u"So glad I could buy this \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665er a beer after all these years.  If you're on this page you probably know what a touhou is.  This is a touhou.  You should be able to make your decision from there.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-12-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 344, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Colybey', u'text': u't-touchy how that little guy just helps us to sleep well...', u'hours': 4.4, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198287936978', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 13, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Sylvester', u'hours': 4.5, u'products': 52, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'Im Sleeping Walker', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'\u30a2\u30af\u30a2 - Azura', u'text': u'nice puzzle game', u'hours': 27.9, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 35, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Little_ways', u'hours': 266.8, u'products': 22, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'Very good in graphic', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'adikadri', u'hours': 308.1, u'products': 43, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u"when you get stressed with real life go to this game will make you relaxing in online with friends\nP.s Always online with friends don't go public if you don't have enough resources yet", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'garu.puko', u'text': u'I keep getting an error that says "Localised: The Rockstar update service is unavailable (code 202)Please try again later or check the GTA Online Status page for maintenance and outage notifications:\ncontacted support and they gave me some steps to fix it. However we tried everything and nothing worked. Unbelievable', u'hours': 70.6, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198147365181', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 26, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'shootersjeep', u'text': u'Not sure yet. Kinda good. kinda bad.', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198014570246', u'product_id': u'556300', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 90, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'danar', u'text': u"This game was not what I was looking for in a farming management game, but thought I'd try it out.  It's not worth even the $0.99 it's asking for.  It's worthless.  Too many bugs and not very gamer friendly.  Controls are pathetic.  I feel like I should be on Windows 95 for this game.", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-11-10', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198034152666', u'product_id': u'556300', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 82, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'danwilinsky', u'text': u'poor menus and not very user friendly all-round. has potential if it was mo e sandbox like OOTP baseball games', u'hours': 19.0, u'date': u'2015-08-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198076724647', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 6, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'The Russ Birb', u'text': u'If you are like me and just want to shoot zombies and love unlocking customization options for your avatar then this game is kind of for you. SInce this game wasnt what people were hoping for and due to the weird camera placement, there is no one online. Not to mention the "Campaign" is just game mods from the online multiplayer just dumbed down. But I did get this for free and I do enjoy it when the game doesnt crash, freeze or green screen me. Get this game for cheap. Like really cheap.', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2017-11-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198171706418', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 6, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 78, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'iostream64', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 488, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-12', u'text': u'The online multiplayer is completely dead & the English version appears to have been created using google translate.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'GATORGATHER', u'text': u'The most boring Resident Evil series.', u'hours': 6.4, u'date': u'2017-11-11', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 251, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Devi710', u'hours': 12.0, u'products': 259, u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-02-23', u'text': u'I am only 1.5 hours in, but so far this is a great retro JRPG!\nPros:\nEngaging battle system\nGood pacing between exploration, battles and story\nBeautiful pixel art\nNo random battles\nEnjoyable characters/writing\nSave anywhere\nResponsive dev team\nCons:\nNo Steam Cloud support\nNo diagonal movement on the map', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Shawn5961', u'text': u'A thoroughly fun and enjoyable throwback to the classic JRPGs of old. Beautiful graphics and soundtrack, an enjoyable battle system, and some silly and self-aware writing.\nAs can be seen by the screenshots, the game looks gorgeous. It retains that 16-bit SNES style, but modernized for a new age. The environments and backgrounds on the maps are stunning and diverse, without that feeling of everything being the same tiles repeated over and over again. The battle artwork is great as well, with well designed (and dynamic) enemy sprites, more gorgeous background artwork, and quick, stunning attack and spell animations.\nThe battle system itself is a perfect example of a modern turn-based battle system. Turns and animations are quick, and the AP system used for attacks and abilities is a simple system which doesn\'t punish the player for doing anything other than basic attacks. As of the point I\'m at in the game now, battles have felt challenging, but not punishing. I\'ve found myself having to be slightly tactical in boss battles, and as of yet no abilities seem "useless" as in some JRPGs, with buffs and debuffs actually being useful and helpful.\nStorywise, the script has been enjoyable so far. It\'s very tongue-in-cheek, and aware of the fact that this game has a base in a long running and beloved genre of games. While the self-aware, tongue-in-cheek, and slightly parodied approach of writing isn\'t for everyone, I found it charming. Like so many other things in this game, it fits in nicely, without being overbearing. The characters are a little silly, the plot isn\'t out of the ordinary or convoluted, and the wonderful soundtrack really helps tie everything together.\nAs far as technical things go, I\'ve encountered a few very minor graphical issues, all of which I\'m sure are easily fixable. But otherwise, the game is solidly designed and runs quite well.\nIf you\'re a fan of the classic JRPG genre, this may be the game you\'ve been looking for. A fun, exciting foray into the days of old, but with a modernized eye for design. The game will tug at your nostalgic heartstrings, in many ways (the music especially reminded me of so many old SNES RPGs), but it does so without relying on the nostalgia as its only selling point. At its core, it remains a solid, simple JRPG, the likes of which are few and far between these days, and I would recommend it to anyone looking to revisit that classic style with a new age twist.', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2017-02-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 326, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Boondock', u'hours': 1.7, u'products': 213, u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-02-23', u'text': u'THIS IS NOT YOUR STANDARD TRASHY JRPG CLONE!!!!!!\nOnly a little over an hour in, will update in the future, but as a three decade JRPG player, I can safely tell you all that from what I have seen and played so far, this game seems legit.\nIt feels more like the SNES/Genesis games of old than any other games of this variety I have seen. Period.\nThe art is fantastic, the few musical tracks I have heard so far definetely above-average, and the gameplay is exactly what you would expect from a game like this.\nI cant speak for the rest of the game, as I said, but I am very happy so far and I cant wait to get back into it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Phr0stY_D3mon', u'text': u'Another World - 20th Anniversary Edition is a rerelease and upgraded version of the original Another World (also known as Out Of This World) released back in 1991 for the first time and became a landmark for videogames at the time. You take the role of Lester Knight Chaykin, a physicist who gets transported to another world, and once there needs to escape it. I first played this years ago when I was still small, and felt some nostalgia seeing it in the store.\nPros:\n-Amazing platforming, which still holds up to today. Use of various environmental objects and placements, to the structure of discovering how to progress is captivating and is exactly what a platformer should be\n-The simple, 2D polygonal character and art style is beautiful and ties in well with the entire "another world" feeling\n-The narrative of the story is presented well through progression of certain events while playing and the flow to cinematic cutscenes\n-This edition contains the soundtrack, concept art and technical drafts, and can be found in the Steam directory in which the game was installed\nCons:\n-This can be off-putting to some, but the game is incredibly difficult and does not baby-sit you. You will have to try, die, and try again till you discover what to do. (Or find a full speedrun walkthrough on YouTube, as I did if you don\'t want to struggle)\nOverall, this platformer is brilliant and set the standard for future platformers. Worth buying if you love the game, or love a great platformer.\n8/10', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-06-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 1195, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Danger Dave', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 693, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-06-18', u'text': u"Ever had one of those days where you feck up at work but end up in an Alternative Universe?\nIf so I hope you've made it back, if not then think of this as the Alternative Universe feck up simulator!\nAnother World  is an entertaining revampled classic platformer.Give it a go if platformers with a good story are your sort of thing.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Seabass', u'text': u'Just as good as back in the day.', u'hours': 2.3, u'date': u'2017-06-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198025384431', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 120, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Pies', u'text': u"Doesn't seem to work well on newer systems. Extremely frustrating.", u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2016-05-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198053162392', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 310, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'lucky_charm888', u'text': u"This game was great. WAS. Now it's a glitchy mess. Before I got the compatability run, the game would have the heroes go off in random directions or randomly beat up civilians. While I got this fixed, the bigger problem now is that I can't properly close the game. Either it would close by crashing or not even close at all, prompting me to reset my computer just because I can't access Task Manager to close it from there.\nDon't get this game unless you know exactly how to fix these glitches or they get patched, which considering how old this game is, is unlikely.", u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2016-04-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198248714336', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 655, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'KykeSlammer88 (DSB)', u'hours': 2.1, u'products': 143, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-04-22', u'text': u"Was a great game back when I ran it on an old Dell running Windows XP back in 2005, but it has severe compatibility issues these days, some of it is remedied by running it in Windows ME/98 compat mode but there are other issues that aren't resolved, like.\n* Character Pathfinding not functioning correctly, causing your character to walk through walls and even outside the boundaries of the map\n* One-click movement not being functionable as it was in Windows XP\nPretty much an unplayable game unfortunately unless an unofficial patch exists somewhere.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'not Benny', u'hours': 21.1, u'products': 8, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'text': u'Issa good', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Neb-Like', u'text': u'Superb game! Wild story with decent controls and a decent open world experience.', u'hours': 26.5, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198052378736', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 44, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'WolfesBite', u'text': u"THIS IS FOR GAME FUNCTION NOT GAMEPLAY (We all know it's a good game)\nJust finished the PC playthough after loving the console title since launch. On my first run-through it was spotless on the highest graphics, looking perfect (a bit of frame loss as you exit Scarecrow at the bell tower). Gameplay ran just as smooth as ever.\nHowever on my second playthrough my game began to crash somewhat frequently. The game still played fine but would randomly give report and quit. I suspect it has to do with skipping dialogue and cutscenes as that was the only major change.\nGAME: 9/10\nPC PORT: 8/10", u'hours': 28.4, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198365286827', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 135, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Cal Varrus', u'text': u'DON\'T BUY!\n"I\'ll update it when I have time" are his words. Does this sound like a dev you want to support? Not me but its too late for me and most of us. We have been scammed. So save your cash.', u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2017-04-21', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 8, u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 61, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'David6768', u'text': u'Somone spent 5 drunken minutes with a Unity game generator and put the game for sale up on Steam.  If I had to sum up this game in one word that word would be BROKEN\nIF I got 2 words it would be BROKEN P.O.S.\nPURE GARBAGE AVOID THIS GAME\nIF a friend gives you this game for free UNFRIEND THEM!', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-04-15', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 44, u'user_id': u'76561197996182522', u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 396, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Raptorz', u'text': u'Yes, it\'s early access, but..\n-broken sound\n-very bad graphic\n-after 10 crashes I could start "playing"\n-bad interface\n-no info how to craft and which things u can craft\n...and so on...', u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2017-01-25', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 2786, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Frizouw', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 274, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-05-18', u'text': u'This game is a game for fans of mathematics, about Pythagoras of course , I do not recommend this game because it is very easy to cheat , you can only click on all the answers until you get the right without any calculation and it bothered me.\nI think they should have to ensure that if we have the wrong answer , we start at the beginning of the level\nPros\n+ Nice game Idea\nCons\n- Easy to cheat\n- An eraser that erases everything instead of just delete what you want', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'madth3', u'hours': 3.9, u'products': 1936, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-05-13', u'text': u'Only for the very geometry inclined.\nPros:\n* Some puzzles are creative and will require geometry knowledge/intuition\n* Cheap\nCons:\n* Music gets repetitive\n* Short\n* Some puzzles lack information', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'XclamationPoint', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 149, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-04-29', u'text': u'Good game for those who enjoy math!\nRe: the trading cards- i beat the game in under an hour, so maybe make it so the cards come more frequently than every hour.\nSome challenging puzzles, but beatable\nI had a very good time playing this game, and I would recommend this game to any of my friends, however none of them have ever considered doing math outside of school. :)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Pyromania', u'text': u'AMAZING, 9/10\n+amazing tool\n+uses games you have\n+great graphics\n+fun\n+easy\n-you need a high-end computer', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561198330697441', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 12, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Some Ferret', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 56, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'text': u'its nice, Hard to learn but nice', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'luisbalderrama22', u'text': u'I hope you have make also Digidestined Children. And I Clone Troopers in models.', u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198297716550', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 5, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Rasuel', u'text': u"This game is a lot of fun. The graphics are beautiful, the controls are extremely easy to master, and the cut scenes have a definite Command & Conquer: Red Alert sort of overacting. I do wish my character would shut the hell up because he always comes across as a freshman fratboy...not someone you want to root for (unless you're a freshman ftatboy yourself). Still, very easy to jump into and play.", u'hours': 8.7, u'date': u'2017-02-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198007620218', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 158, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Kissamies', u'hours': 7.0, u'products': 529, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-02-03', u'text': u"An intriguing space shooter that ultimately dissapoints. It's pretty good for a movie tie-in game and even somewhat fun to play. It's just enough like a proper space sim to constantly remind me how awesome it could have been if they added some complexity and control options. Really frustrating. It's also full of protection and escort missions, but so easy that they don't really annoy. Also I don't know if it just me, but the final boss fight didn't happen to me at all. A lot of hype about it, a cutscene from the movie and then just victory message. That's odd. Unless you really like shooting Nazi UFOs, I recommend you stay away even at discount. I hear this game uses some questionable DRM too.\nIt's a shame, really.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'HK-701', u'hours': 3.3, u'products': 178, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-12-02', u'text': u'Not the best of the games on planet, but if you take it as it is, an ARCADE game, then you wont really be disappointed, as it\'s exactly what you\'ll get.\nA Thumb up as an arcade game.\nA thumb down as "National Socialists from the moon"isnt a...side(^^) you can play in it.\n10.01/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Westcort', u'text': u"great mmorts! its definently not p2w as some people have suggested if you liked shattered galay you'll like this game", u'hours': 242.7, u'date': u'2015-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 356, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Brochacho', u'text': u'This is a fresh look at MOBA style games...Tanks nuff said!!!! Try it out.... Love it/Hate it ....Its Free!!! Worth a try!', u'hours': 5.6, u'date': u'2015-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 184, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Unique Cricket', u'text': u'feels like a bad version of starcraft', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2015-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198120553797', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 31, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Arc', u'text': u'just contributing to the positive reviews meme', u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2017-11-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 177, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'ciloranko', u'text': u'I love 9\uff01\uff08UwU\uff09', u'hours': 7.8, u'date': u'2017-11-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198352909062', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 36, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Hg201', u'text': u'Not my favorite in the series, but Cirno and Aya are playable.\n\u2468/10gu', u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2017-11-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'user_id': u'76561198050338585', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 56, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'bbk', u'hours': 28.5, u'products': 24, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'A nice little puzzle game :)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'november', u'text': u'Goddammit Magritte', u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 4, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 42, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'FFlow', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 47, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u"A very odd game, where you have to guide someone back to their bed (clues in the title). You feel wierd when playing this game. It's indescribable, really. You really have to play it to experience it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Berzalker', u'text': u"Got this free from a giveaway. Enjoyed it all the way through. Puzzles are fun and easy to restart yet difficult enough to give you a sense of accomplishment when you finish them. It is also a good game to play before you go to sleep, it's fairly calming :)", u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 6, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 185, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'[RaD] Sandwich', u'text': u'best game ever play till you die no joke im dead', u'hours': 16.7, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198342464813', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 11, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'SoaringBear', u'hours': 58.4, u'products': 28, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u"9/10, would rate higher if I didn't have to deal with so much lag and stutter (mostly because of my PC and my connection), great game in general though", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Azzerath', u'text': u'10/10 Wuld rekkomend 2 frend. Meat lotz o nize pople own GTA. Eazy 2 lurn. Funn 2 ply. And gr8 to mke frens wth.', u'hours': 64.1, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198377708101', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 8, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Ben Swole', u'hours': 138.7, u'products': 84, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'plays singleplayer for a while\nsays: hey, i bet online would be fun, lets try it out!\n*goes online*\ngets killed as a low level in a car that has no mods\n"oh ok"\nhears a black dude over the mic saying how much he hates white people and he hopes they die\n"oh ok"\ngoes into a clothing store to buy some new, fresh clothing\ngets killed as soon as i walk out\n"oh ok"\nrealizes my computer is literally a glorified sack of potatoes with a fan plugged into it and i get like 20 fps and cant even see the road in front of me\n*stops playing*\noverall great game would loved to be cussed out by an angry racist black man again 10/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Spectre5', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 1549, u'product_id': u'556300', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-08-10', u'text': u'Do you like coffee? Cheeseburgers? Candy? Soft drinks? If you answered "yes" to any of those questions, go right now & buy one of those items instead of this! I do realize it\'s in \u2018early access,\u2019 but good lawd...it\u2019s terrible! Been 9 months in EA, and all it still is at this point, is a mundane, micromanaging clicker with practically no sound, lack of information, and a terrible UI.  Better off to pass on this one steamers...', u'early_access': True, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'XX-GamingWarrior-XX', u'text': u'when will next update come', u'hours': 7.9, u'date': u'2017-07-31', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198389985834', u'product_id': u'556300', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 7, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'RottenPumpkin', u'text': u"I'm a huge fan of farming sim games... however... THIS particular game is absolutely terrible.\nA HUGE let down.  It's like the developers simply gave up on it.  This could have been a great game, but there is just way too much that was forgotten about before they released it.  You constantly have to direct the vehicles which is tedious at the best of times. There is no actual tutorial on the game and no help either, you have to figure it all out by trial and error and trial and error and so on and so on. The mechanics of the game are bad. Like I said, it could have been fun, but fell very very short of being something worth playing.", u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-04-16', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198286036403', u'product_id': u'556300', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 251, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'XX_JUDGEMENT_XX', u'text': u"I purchased this game for a very, very cheap price and have just started playing, all I'll say is this, if this went free to play and the devs actually gave a damn, this game could be so much more than it is now, I'm intrigued by it's concept but dissapointed at the result, the best thing about this? It's customisation.", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-11-11', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198278910087', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 113, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Disastercake', u'hours': 2.6, u'products': 526, u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-02-23', u'text': u"As an indie game developer myself I am very proud to see the Something classic team complete such an amazing game that captures the polish and soul of the classics that inspired it so well.  If you\u2019re a fan of classic JRPGs of the SNES era, I think you\u2019ll love Shadows of Adam.  And at $15 it\u2019s an absolutely great deal for the quality.  If you\u2019re still on the fence, here\u2019s a more detailed review:\nShadows of Adam (SoA) is a game inspired by classic JRPGs from the SNES era.  The closest game I can think of that resembled SoA would be Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest.\nShadows of Adam has great music, beautiful pixel art, and an interesting a succinct story.   You start off with a warrior named Kellan (male) and a sorceress named Asrael (female).  A darkness called the \u201cTangle\u201d is taking over the world and has reached your secluded town named \u201cAdam\u201d.  Of course, it\u2019s up to you to stop it!  Later on you\u2019ll get two more human members to your team: a dark-skinned monk named Curtis, and a red-headed thief named Talon.\nShadows of Adam\u2019s controls require either full keyboard or full controller.  I played with an Xbox 360 controller, which required no additional setup and worked perfectly.\nYou can move in 4 directions similar to classics like Final Fantasy 6.  There\u2019s a run button that you can hold to run, which you pretty much do the entire time as there\u2019s no real reason to walk.  Luckily you can go into the options from the menu and turn on \u201calways run\u201d so you don\u2019t have to be bothered holding the button your entire playthrough.\nThis is probably my only complaint about Shadows of Adam:  My personal preference is that a game on the PC should be playable with a mouse, though I do understand that a classic game like this really is better with a controller.\nLater on you acquire an airship which you can enter and explore similar to Final Fantasy 6.  This of course helps you travel the rest of the world you normally couldn't on foot.\nThe sprites are beautiful, but in lower resolution to have that classic feeling.  I first started playing Shadows of Adam at full screen on a 1080p monitor, but the lower resolution made the graphics look too muddled.  I switched to windowed mode and felt that it was much easier (and better looking) to play on a lower resolution.\nBosses have multiple forms depending on their current HP percentage.  This adds a nice effect to show you\u2019re near the end of a long fight, and the boss may start to look more angry or more tired.\nSpell effects are beautiful and fun to watch even after the 100th time you\u2019ve seen them.\nThere are no random battles.  Instead, enemies are engaged by bumping into them on the exploration map.  Once you do, you\u2019ll be whisked away to the \u201cbattle zone\u201d, which has the enemies and protagonists lined up on opposite sides of each other to combat.  Enemies will respawn when you exit and re-enter the dungeon, which you\u2019ll need to do sometimes to rest in town.\nCombat is turned based based on character\u2019s speed stat.  This means you select the actions for all of your characters at the beginning of the round, and then every character, including enemies, take a turn in order based on their speed stat.\nShadows of Adam has replaced the traditional Mana resource for a rechargable AP resource.  All of your skills take a percentage of your AP (e.g. 40%), and then your AP regenerates either by using certain AP regenerating skills or naturally each turn.\nAbilities are earned by leveling up through gaining experience in combat.\nNote: If a character dies they do not receive EXP.\nEquipment is set up into 3 basic slots: Weapon, Armor, Artifact.  Weapon and armor contribute pretty much to what you\u2019d think they would, while artifacts can contribute in different ways depending on the affixed stats.\nThe stats are simpler than some complex RPGs, but maintain variety.\nThe level design is very well done.  Each dungeon has its own puzzles that significantly add to the atmosphere and spirit of the scenes.\nThere are many hidden treasures, making exploration very rewarding and fun.  The treasures range from equipment to items like any good RPG would do.\nAlso\u2026\nCome get a slice, baby!  But watch out; this cake bites back... <3\nStill working my way through it, so I\u2019ll update on this when I finish.  Overall I\u2019m very happy with how polished Shadows of Adam is!  I would dare call it a proper love letter to the classics that inspired it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Akuma_Reaper', u'text': u'Fantastic game loved everything about it hope one day they bring the sequal out on steam', u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2017-06-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198015532180', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 196, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Universal Gamer', u'text': u"If you haven't played it, get to it.\nOne of the earliest puzzle games that actually tests you.\nSlightly confusing at times, but worth sticking it through.\n- Universal Gamer", u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2017-06-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198067563194', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 89, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'DoItAll', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 910, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-05-28', u'text': u'Such a trip, enjoy the ride\n-DoItAll on Youtube', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Dragonkick', u'text': u"Had a flying fire spewing latino fellow throw fireballs in a T-Rex's face while a man in a giant robot suit ripped a lamp-post up out of the street then proceeded to literally beat it's\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665until it died.", u'hours': 26.0, u'date': u'2016-04-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197977464091', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 206, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Nesquick Snake', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 401, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-03-31', u'text': u"If you like playing as homages to 50's 5 cent comics in a beautiful cel-shaded romp through the stereotypical golden-age east coast backdrops, beating up russians, and dinosaurs, and russian dinosaurs, play Freedom Force.\nIf you don't like that, get the \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 away from me.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'MASSIVEBADGER', u'text': u'This game may be awsome but I may never know because the bugs in it will probubly never be fixed', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2016-03-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198008258119', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 154, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'IcyCyborg', u'hours': 7.9, u'products': 276, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-06-17', u'text': u'Same as the first one but more story and costumes.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u"M'Lady", u'hours': 6.7, u'products': 178, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-05-02', u'text': u"Almost as good as the first one. I like the new costumes and the ability to upgrade them, but they made the combat system worse (I can't really get perfect hits with the new system) and the cards are one use per 3 matches instead of direct upgrades for the characters. Would only buy if you played the first one and liked it. If not you should try the first game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Bass][e', u'text': u"After playing through Costume Quest 1, I took a break by playing something else, because honestly, that game is not great. It has the charm, but the combat was too simplistic and repetitive. Some players also had problems with the fast-scrolling, automated texts. Though I still think this sequel is somewhat too easy, I do think that this game can be considered as one of the best video game sequels in recent years.\nIt's improves everything from the first game. The combat this time is more intriguing with the slight rock-paper-scissors mechanic and the significance of the cards. Graphically they also added a lot of great looking effects, lots of original assests and generally more detail to the world. I thought the first game had a great style to it, but the sequel just made the style prettier in overall. Perhaps the best improvement is the writing. The story has a lot more going on, the humor pretty much always hits and the cutscenes (including those in combat) have been treated with care.\nI've one would ask me, I'd say this game is one of Double Fines best, next to Iron Brigade.", u'hours': 9.8, u'date': u'2017-04-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 154, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'ln(t)', u'text': u"The Arkham series features my favorite Joker interpretation: He's actually funny in a way, that kinda makes you feel awful about laughing, because he's such a scumbag at the same time :-D\nAlso features some of the worse interpretations of Harley and Ivy. Why are they the only females at Arkham anyway? Why is Ivy so ugly? And isn't Harley canonically pretty cunning and a skilled fighter under the cutesy-dumb blonde act?\nAnyway, I love the athmosphere and the mechanics. Even the riddler challenges were pretty interesting (not the trophies, \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 those). Very good game, that kinda loses itself in the final boss fight.", u'hours': 25.5, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198016960112', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 24, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Jack F', u'hours': 16.5, u'products': 42, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'text': u'Brilliant game, enjoyed it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Arn_Skr', u'text': u'A really great game.My favorite parts were the Scarecrow missions.', u'hours': 16.4, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198333312340', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 26, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Thundar', u'text': u"The game is in the alpha development stage.  It's not finished.\n{Here is a tip}\nDon't use the desktop icon.\nLaunch it from your steam library list by right clicking on it.  This is where they put the experimental versions of the game.", u'hours': 6.6, u'date': u'2017-01-16', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197989224389', u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 351, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Zaruflex', u'text': u'Wasted money,\nI removed it from my Steam Library.\nAt the Accountdetails you can remove the shame... oh i mean game.\nWich is more fun than playing this game.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-12-19', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 343, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'wardoc', u'text': u"Please dont waste your money.This isnt even a game.All the negative reviews are legit.\nYou've been warned!\nEdit: i fell asleep while the game was running that explains the 7 hrs of gameplay. I'm not joking...", u'hours': 7.1, u'date': u'2016-12-05', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 28, u'user_id': u'76561198075530360', u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 111, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Youtube: Press start to begin', u'hours': 13.7, u'products': 3236, u'product_id': u'574640', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-01-13', u'text': u"It's not easy and u die a lot, thats why games like this one is great are great to play,\nthey cant be too easy and look bloody at the same time.\ngg", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'TemmieNeko', u'text': u"UPDATE! This game is still terrible after the dev spent 6 months addressing the issues I had on launch week.\ncheers! ( enjoy the typos, dev don't care abotu the game for 6 months, maybe I'll fix them in 6 months myself )\nthis one is a bit of a mixed bag, i like the idea of the game, and how it plays ( top down, dual stick shooter)\nthere's items ala binding of isaac, one per room it seems~ however...\nthere's a severe issue with boss rooms and ammo.. once your ammo runs out, that's it. there's no way to replenish ammo whilst in a boss room, and you can't leave the room either.\nthis would  be ok, kinda a way to make you strategize and supply your ammo before such rooms  but...\nthere;s no way to know it;s a boss room coming, once youre in, it';s locked.\nand on top of that, i HAD maxed out my ammo, and on my 2nd run the boss i fought had SO MUCH HP, it was a sponge.. it ate at least 120 rounds of direct hits and didn't seem to matter.\ni ran out of ammo, and that was it, i had to actually force myself to die, which in itslef was a very challenging task as the boss moved so sporadically i could hardly get hit in the first place@!\nif they rebalance this game, and make it a bit more user friendly, it'll do well.\nbut, as it is right now? This is not very fun , especially after 30 minutes of gameplay that forces you to die bc once you run out of ammo, there is no way to attack.\nmaybe add a melee option or something, it;s a huge issue for this type of game.\natm, not recommended. sorry devs :(", u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-01-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198277984478', u'product_id': u'574640', u'page_order': 1, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 362, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'blastzit', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 18, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-04-23', u'text': u'I would say this is a great game for people that loves maths.\nI personally love maths, so I enjoyed this game very much. However it only taked me less than an hour to finish it as there is only 60 levels. The difficulty of the levels are not that hard as well. The idea of the game is great, but it is not so playable.\nI would still recommend this game though as it is only $2 and it is kinda fun for me.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'goofballtj', u'text': u'Challenging, but fun!', u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2016-04-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198070478639', u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 150, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'@_RealBillGates', u'hours': 4.4, u'products': 142, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-04-04', u'text': u'Completed the game an hour before I got any trading card drops lmao', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'JohnS', u'hours': 6.3, u'products': 239, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-04-04', u'text': u'Excelent game based on mathematical challenges. Great graphical interface.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'ZoruaXStar', u'text': u'mak movies better than the speelburga', u'hours': 77.3, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 150, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'masoncastle15', u'text': u'i love it :D', u'hours': 22.1, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198387175382', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 5, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u"Traps Aren't gay |  csgolive.com", u'text': u'k', u'hours': 17.8, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198289159299', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 7, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Kirkeis', u'text': u'In depth space sim, no. A little repedetive, yes. Funny and awesome, definitely.  Watch the movie first.', u'hours': 9.9, u'date': u'2016-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198030842730', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 262, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'FragLife', u'hours': 1.9, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-11-25', u'text': u'fajna gra nie polecam', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Kickstar721', u'text': u'Needes to work on controlls and directions.', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2016-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198265116077', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 8, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 23, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'IVI00101', u'hours': 12.4, u'products': 248, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-11-09', u'text': u'Fun little space arcade. No flight stick support. Light tactics elements.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'rarak69', u'text': u'THIS GAME WONT STOP RUNNING', u'hours': 96.1, u'date': u'2015-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197974980366', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 25, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'hindel1313', u'text': u'I survived the End of Nations beta.... I had wondered where this game had crawled off to. It\'s ok for free to play I\'d recommend it if you throw no money at it. you can get just about all the units in the game with the ingame currency. your account lvls up and grants you cash shop currency every few to several lvls. pvp you lvl your battlions faster. The pve is good way to get your feet wet and learn how your battlions work while getting rewards.\nThe gameplay is what you\'d expect for any RTS  simple easy to work, the path finding is just as dumb or as smart as most other RTS games. Like End of Nations it relies more on your commander abilities it seems . you can runaway whenever you want and it\'s encouraged as your units die that\'s it no respawns unlike End of Nations or Shattered Galaxy\nThe game uses RPS which is not that uncommon just other games don\'t bother to metion it like it\'s a feature, it\'s like saying you gain XP in an RPG and lvl up on the box of the game. It\'s all ground vs ground combat infantry,  light vehicles, meduim, and heavy. the infantry is good at taking certain tanks, and can move in infantry only paths. Few vehicles are good at killing them like the dreadfire  tank (flamethrower tank personal favorite, Die in a Fire!). Then have heavy tanks that rip them a new one. When you down to one unit left it get enhanced and bigger likea hero unit in End of nation or Blizzard RTS games. Seems to do abit more damage and move a little faster, but i don\'t know for sure.\nThe odd issues i have so far are that the teleport runaway  seems work differently for unit types, infantry teleport near instantly compared to the dreadfires . oh i\'m shooting fire at this infantry group they all geting hit? teleport in 10 seconf. while if i try to get the hell out of dodge with my tanks i lose like 1-2 of them and feels like nearly a minute to port away. also if your unit is good at killing somethig it doesn\'t feel like it is.  Also some odd ball things happen from time to time for example having a line of tanks hold a road an and infantry runs in and pushed your tanks out of the way. WTF are they feeding them?\nOveral it\'s ok not great not awesome, but it\'s not the worst rts game ever either. it\'s ok game if you just wanna blow some stuff up and have alittle fun.\nWeird things: Cash shop expense items are mostly goofy kill icons that get left behind when you kill a unit with some sort of sound effect "taunts" basically, You know teabag, turkey, poop. the cash shop has the premuim stuff gain xp and money faster like subscription type games. goofy paint jobs, account portraits.\nThey really need a Maybe button for reviews.', u'hours': 10.1, u'date': u'2015-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198067655146', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 159, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Seaweed', u'text': u'its a very confusing game even with what they call help', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2015-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198247315048', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 17, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Ozzykun', u'text': u'Have this beer on me ZUN, and bring more Touhou to steam so I can throw more money at you.', u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2017-11-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 27, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 138, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Tralec', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 111, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'Fun game to entertain yourself when bored', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'KurganNazzir', u'text': u"Pretty interesting game, and the art is really nice. You have to help Bob get back to his bed by maneuvering objects to change his path, but there's a catch in how Bob moves so it might not be as easy as it sounds; you are also limited in the amount of objects to use. Some of the levels are pretty straight-forward and easy but other levels can really make one think, and then you also have to be fast enough to get the apple(s) and/or fish into place before Bob walks into oblivion because as I said, you only have so many objects so you might be using one apple for an entire level or you might have two apples and two fish for a level. As you progress through the levels new challenges appear to thwart Bob's sleep, and you.\nThe game recommends using a controller but I thought it was pretty easy just using the mouse since controls are limited to moving Subob (hold left button and move), picking up (right-click), and putting down (right-click).\nI found the game to be a mix of fun and a little frustration (mostly when I was tired) but, obviously, your mileage may vary.", u'hours': 2.6, u'date': u'2017-11-21', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 8, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 178, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Eimeric', u'text': u"Better than expected.\nIt works well in my 2012 laptop (60fps all the time). Graphics are beautiful. It's easy and simple, It isn't the kind of the game you'd play a thousand of hours, but it's fun for a while.", u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-11-21', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 9, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 65, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'tung.tungnguyen trade.tf', u'text': u'the last scene of the monkey business made me fell sad for Trevor,poor Trevor', u'hours': 114.8, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198211759421', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 36, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'rwh39407', u'text': u"Bought this game. And I don't recommend it. Lack of updates and the tutorial is not very helpful.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-03-10', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198111387922', u'product_id': u'556300', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 501, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'willknowling', u'text': u"I will revisit this if a update of substance appears but it lacks features that are vital like path finding and a basic minimap.  You have to micro manage how tractors get from point a to b but can't decide what crop to plant.  The devs have been silent since the day after launch.", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-01-02', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198032446656', u'product_id': u'556300', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 277, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Kamil118', u'text': u'11/10 Game of the year', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-11-29', u'early_access': True, u'product_id': u'556300', u'page_order': 7, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 325, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Anhellius', u'hours': 2.0, u'products': 306, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-05-23', u'text': u"PROS:\n+ classic sci-fi platformer\n+ IGN gave it 4 so it must be good\n+ story, told in a simple way, but yet still charming\n+ graphics for it's time\n+ nostalgia crit me for over 9000\n+ easy achievements if you are a hunter\nCONS:\n- might not be for you if you haven't played it when it was out, still one of the better platformers I've ever played", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'DemosthenesLocke', u'text': u'The game is entirely unplayable in Windows 10. I have not found a solution. I\'ve poured several hours into attempting fixes found on all forums trying to get the "Fist Bug" to go away. I\'ve tried dozens of options and nothing has worked. Once, and only once, did it work. I was able to play joyfully for about an hour before I had to shut it down. Looking back, I should have left the game open and just powered through the entire game.\nI would love to have this game playable for years to come as it\'s so incredibly fun and would be interested in funding someone to correct this problem through a patch. Why can\'t Steam get involved in this? Why sell a game that is unplayable??!! Refund? No. I want a playable game. (Even the old disc version didn\'t work. We need a patch.)\nSpecific Windows 10 64bit fixes are welcome here. Good luck.', u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2016-03-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198115884182', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 74, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u"Sweet n' Sour Badger", u'text': u"Costume quest 2 is allot like buying candy after Halloween. It's cheap and plentiful but it doesn't quite have the same feeling as buying full priced candy before the date and stuffing your craw.", u'hours': 6.7, u'date': u'2017-04-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198028648236', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 163, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'the.parabellum', u'hours': 10.6, u'products': 208, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-04-01', u'text': u'Outside of story, OST and atmosphere, it is worse than the first one and dlc in every other way. Controls are more complex in the worst ways possible, removal of post battle healing and new buff system all made the experience worse. The useless candy corn costume is a joke that got stale quick. Maybe worth it for the story if anything, I would wait for a sale to buy it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Danny', u'text': u'An average game', u'hours': 4.7, u'date': u'2017-03-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198081123564', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 3071, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'minecraftfuckboy2592', u'hours': 8.0, u'products': 91, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-16', u'text': u'babman. too scary', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'troublmaker', u'text': u"Easily the best in the whole series.  It's short on actual gameplay but it's all quality.", u'hours': 10.6, u'date': u'2017-12-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198026913459', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 454, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'JPat', u'text': u':D', u'hours': 9.4, u'date': u'2017-12-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198103337758', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 42, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Kevin', u'text': u'25 hours played on PC...\n100% done.\nstill wanna play.', u'hours': 25.7, u'date': u'2017-12-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198097989875', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 129, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Hade', u'text': u'Game does not belong on Steam (it\'s too Early Access).\nNo inventory key.\nNo crafting key.\nNo character key.\nSome keys don\'t work.\nOnly things you can do in the game is:\nWalk\nRun\nJump\nAnd that\'s it.\nI ran around for 10 minutes, then got bored (maybe you should rename it to "Age of Running").\nGame needs an option to turn off motion bounce. I turned off motion blurr but that did nothing. Also when adjusting options in game (which are limited), often it doesn\'t take.\nUpon trying to exit the game it crashed, I couldn\'t even kill it in Task Manager and had to reboot my pc.\nDisclaimer:\nI know it\'s early access, but you guys chose to sell it here, therefore you get rated on it as it is, not how you think it will be.', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2016-11-11', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 8, u'user_id': u'76561197985573260', u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 799, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Rawla', u'hours': 3.0, u'products': 67, u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-10-25', u'text': u"Why is this game still on the market? I do not know. It has not been updated since June. (4 months at the time of this writing) I keep hoping for a nice update or at least hope that we'll hear something about where this might be going but my optimism has sadly come to an end. I do not recommend this game, because right now... it can not be called one.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'OrNaM3nT', u'text': u"Do not buy this game.I don't even know why it's still on Steam.When you launch the game you have three options.Launch Age of Survival,Launch Age of Survival DX9 or launch the experimental version of Age of Survival.The first two are literally unplayable 5fps on the lowest settings.The third mode is playable,meaning that you can move around in 30-60 fps with lags.\nWhen you start,you choose between a male or female model.There is no customization.Once you are in the actual game,you can walk around and equip your knife.I killed a pig in one hit,but you cannot pick up anything from it.After that I walked around but couldn't find any material to pick up or craft.Basically the game is unplayable.\nI kept getting stuck in trees or rocks while walking around.A gorilla charged me when I was stuck in a wall and killed me.\nA random helicopter was on the beach so I went there...but a gorilla killed me instantly.The next time I respawned,I respawned as the helicopter flying around.When I pressed random buttons to try and reset the game,I got ejected from the helicopter and died.\nThe game refuses to start in window mode.Even if you choose that option,it will still start in full screen.\nEven on lowest settings,the game has frame drops.\nThe achievements for the game are broken.I died like 10 times and killed like 10 animals but still no achievements.\nThe game has been abandoned by devs.\nThis ''game'' should be removed from Steam.It has no actual gameplay and it has been abandoned.I spent 7 hours trying to get the cards from the game but after 30 minutes of me actually playing the game,I gave up on it.DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME WITH THIS.", u'hours': 7.3, u'date': u'2016-10-17', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198034782339', u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 2182, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'untalented tyrese', u'text': u"i'm trash at this/", u'hours': 25.7, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 15, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'jran530303', u'text': u'Played 2 missions so far, as I already have the boardgame this gives me a better opportunity to play solo. Exactly the same as playing the boardgame.', u'hours': 37.9, u'date': u'2017-01-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198021678976', u'product_id': u'449460', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 9, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'CopperHawk27', u'text': u"I have only played the first scenario and so far the game is a great rendition of the Command and Colors system.  I have almost all of the Command and Colors: Ancients series board game exbansions and know the system pretty well, but found that it helped to go find the rules online for how to play The Great War.  The game has pop up windows that explain what is going on, but reading the actual rules for the board game helped me figure out all of the changes that it has from the system I'm used to playing.  If you have played any Command and Colors games, you should be able to get started in this game right away and it has some unique mechanis that really help give it a trench warfare feel as you try to manage your hand to get the advantage needed to make a breakthrough while avoiding the attrition from the enemy.", u'hours': 5.1, u'date': u'2017-01-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197993328106', u'product_id': u'449460', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 342, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'wainejohn', u'text': u'How do you rate your prospects as a Great War general? Find out by playing historical scenarios in Command & Colors : The Great War. Bear in mind that the advantage lies with the defender unless the attacker has superiority of numbers. Read the scenario brief to find out if the attackers gained the objective or had to retreat. Try running the scenario both ways: Allied against German AI and German against Allied AI. You will need to play your cards carefully to gain an edge and beat AI. Pay careful attention to terrain and line of sight. Learn to manage and conserve your resources. The cards and game play are designed to model actual Great War events and tactics to give a sense of realism and historical accuracy. The battle is finished. The war goes on.', u'hours': 19.9, u'date': u'2017-01-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198347764754', u'product_id': u'449460', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 1, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u"Mom's Spaghetti \u306b\u3083\u3093", u'hours': 9.3, u'products': 349, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'text': u'Sometimes a friend will ask you how to describe a game in a sentence, and often times it ends up being a challenge. Like how would I describe NieR: Automata to you in one sentence? "A story-driven character action game that also has bullethell and 2D platforming sections; but is also an existential nightmare" might be a little verbose. Battle Chef Brigade is far easier: "Imagine Monster Hunter mixed with Iron Chef." That describes everything you really need to know about BCB.\nIt is a great little 2D sidescroller which combines combat and puzzle. It has really compelling characters, a fun story, lovely art, great music, and feels like it was crafted with a lot of love. I had minor problems with the game (framerate was wonky with my 1440p screen for some reason, sometimes the combat felt like it wasn\'t as responsive as I\'d liked, etc) but, overall, I feel very strongly that Battle Chef Brigade is worth your time. A ton of fun, and stressful in all the right ways!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'cyrocrystal', u'text': u'Battle Chef Brigade plays like a timed match 3 game, with minor combat and puzzle elements on the side. It has a basic combat system, with a small amount of combos to keep gameplay interesting, although I usually just wound up mashing attack except on the boss monsters like Hydras, Dragons, and that bird thing who\'s name escapes me. But it wasn\'t boring, and the combat stays out of the way of the match 3 and score puzzles, which are the game\'s main draw. Also features a hard mode for advanced players.\nThe match 3 itself involves you presenting dishes to the judges. Your dish can be made from fire, water, and earth gems, with the amount of lvl 3 gems of one type determining what type your dish predominantly is. There are also poison and bone gems that you must make sure don\'t make it into your final dish. The judges will always ask for either one type of gem to be dominant, or several types to have equal representation, and failing to grant their wishes loses you points. The judges will also include an ingredient that MUST be in your dish or you will lose points (although you must hunt the ingredient yourself). So basically, this game is iron chef in game format. Complete with "Vive Brigade" instead of "Allez Cuizine" as the \'go\' phrase.\nThe one thing it could use improvement on is some quality of life features. There\'s no way to check what the combat combos that generate special moves are while in game. At least, not that I\'ve found. I\'ve also never figured out how to get one of the AIs to play a practice match with you (if it\'s even possible). One QoL feature that is in the game, is that the competitors you face will start to present lower quality dishes to the judges if you lose to them too often. Although, I only noticed this on the final boss, who took me 5 tries to beat.', u'hours': 24.6, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198042616173', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 156, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'crippknottick', u'hours': 24.7, u'products': 540, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'text': u"Kill monsters, collect their organs, cook 'em up in a match-three style mini game, bring it to the judges for a score.\nThis game is a cross between an RPG, a Brawler, Anime, Tetris, and Iron Chef. And you know what? It's a recipe for success. *Ba da tshhh*\nThe voice acting sounds like a not-so-good English dubbing in an anime. Not sure if it was intentional or not, but it gives the game some charm.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'\uff08\u55dc\u6740\u672c\u6027\uff09\u72fc\u961f \u5973 \u6885', u'text': u"It's menu's are rough around the edges but it's addicting to play.", u'hours': 35.4, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197988671158', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 1283, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'[user banned]', u'text': u"Out of every spacesim game I've played, this is the closest to the classic Firefly feel of a rag-tag crew forging their own way. It's easy to pick up, deep, and has a cargo-load full of replayability. If you like spacesims, Trek, or Firefly, this is a no brainer.", u'hours': 43.5, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198023346209', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 659, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'kennfusion', u'text': u"So far, I am having a lot of fun with this game.  It's really solid, even though it's in Early Access....you can tell there are some things that need to be worked on, but they are mostly UI and QoL issues, the game seems to be all there.  Since it is sandbox friendly, I have been ignoring the main story line for now until it's out of Early Access, and am just flying around the galaxy, taking missions, fighting space battles, buying and trading stuff and just kind of living free and doing whatever I want.   There is a lot to unpack here, half the time I have no idea what I am doing, and that is actually half the fun....trying to figure it all out.  Bonus is, when something totally does not make sense, the discussion board is very active.", u'hours': 37.2, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198025014100', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 73, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Vesterian', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 161, u'product_id': u'545360', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-12', u'text': u"Seeing this game and the idea behind it, it seemed very entertaining. But after opening it I just couldnt get any enjoyment out of it. The game controls are wonky and sparcely work correctly, the GUI is completely broken(not tracking anything and erasing progress) and Level four is just unplayable. I don't know if it was the engine you used or the blatent lack of playtesting, but this game has real promise, just needs the kinks worked out. I would be really interested in seeing a revamped version of this game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Zee Zaa Zo', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 3655, u'product_id': u'545360', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-08', u'text': u'"Mostly Negative" speaks for itself', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'miyuki.arai', u'text': u'Having played Victory Command and was devistated when that was pulled, I was so ecstatic to see Battle Battalions having taken its place. After watching the tutorials and getting past the quick learning curve, I have come to want to play this game on a daily basis. By enhancing your skills and adding perks to boost your weaponns and defences, the game begins to really grow on you. If you were a Victory Command fan, you will find an improved game in BB. If you have tried BB once or twice and gave up, try again. If you are wondering about how to increase your experinece ask questions in the ongoing chat feature. For VC fans, you do not have as many battalions at your disposal, but they have the essential, Infantry, Armour and Dune Runners. The free features are enough to get you into the game in order to enjoy a action pacted RTS game.', u'hours': 34.3, u'date': u'2015-11-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198166887669', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 3, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Siight', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 4343, u'product_id': u'556300', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-11-20', u'text': u"Sadly I can't recommend it.  I was hoping for either a business management sim or an indepth tiered type of casual game where you can unlock things, to produce more complex ways of farming/animals, to make more money, and build even more things.\nCurrently there is none of that, just a whole lot of micro management.  As in, you even have to guide all vehicles in small increments to the fields and to the seller market, because it can't make it there on it's own without getting hung up on things.  Vehicles literally go in a straight path wherever you click, hanging on the first thing in it's path.\nIf this were an alpha/concept, expecting to be done in a year or so (while raising it's price over time as more content is added) I'd be excited and hopeful.  But in their EA Faq as of this review, they are suggesting completion within 3 months and that it is currently in beta...removes all my hope.\nCurrently, there really is no game here, even for $5 CAD.  Even on a casual scale this is extremely bare bones.  Hopefully they change thier minds and develop it on a longer scale.  If they do, I may re-buy it.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'oldeguy', u'text': u"This game is awful. I tried to make the tractor and cultivator work the field and the tractor ran into the side of the barn. You buy equipment and it doesn't show up anywhere. The barn is just a prop.  Apparently the entire town is your farm.  The music doesn't work. The tutorial is the wrong font color.  Where is my equipment??? Made with Unity personal. It shows it.\nThis game has to many things wrong to bother with. 1/10", u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2016-11-19', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198012068872', u'product_id': u'556300', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 192, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Phruler', u'text': u'Good game', u'hours': 9.2, u'date': u'2017-02-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198038552111', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 135, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Elysian Warrior', u'text': u"You remember costume Quest one? This game EXPANDS on the original with more costumes and more story with a new story and new characters. I LOVE this game i give this game 5 stars. IT IS THAT GOOD The attacks and new moves are also a joy to use. the candy corn quoates are downright HILLARIOIUS! The Combat was improved from the first game... though i wish the battle stamp system was still a thing... and being able to EAT candy to heal rather than having to walk all the way to a save point was a nice change of pace. And the NEW super abilities are Quirky Funny and awesome all at the same time. the funniest was Jefferson's Decloration of Destruction Especially when i dental drone starts munching on it.", u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-02-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198076702918', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 72, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'hamso501', u'text': u'This is a wonderful sequel to the first one. The gameplay is similar enough but they did try to improve on it.', u'hours': 8.6, u'date': u'2017-02-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198067253971', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 112, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Browith(Marco Polo)', u'text': u'More less ok cards and backgrounds.\nThe game really got bad reviews due to the empty scenario that just haves nothing .The cards do give a bit in return but not my fav game for the money you would spend .', u'hours': 4.6, u'date': u'2016-09-18', u'early_access': True, u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 9, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 293, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Xarai', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 58, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'text': u'Could never recomend a game this horrible to play...ever', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Raptor', u'text': u'One of the freshest multiplayer FPSs in years squandered by an overly cocky, unlikeable creative director who became the face of the franchise in the absense of a real marketing campaign or fleshed out characters.\nThe game would be a more than competent alternative to Overwatch, with accurate shooting taking precedence over ability use, but the playerbase regularly dips into the single digits, and without a MASSIVE rebranding campaign, the CCU is going to stay that way, no matter if it goes F2P or not.', u'hours': 125.0, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197993511324', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 303, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'chickenwater', u'text': u'I played this game in beta i will say that you need a prety good pc but it is a fun game', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198108928674', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 38, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'genovanhook', u'text': u'A very good simulation game.', u'hours': 136.2, u'date': u'2015-08-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198012608943', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 420, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Arthur Radley', u'hours': 596.4, u'products': 67, u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2015-07-28', u'text': u"Such a deep and fun game. Time flys by when I'm playing this, bringing my team from 3-13 chumps to 13-3 champs", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Coto', u'text': u'Absolutely terrible simulation game. This game has one of the worst user interfaces I have ever dealt with and what makes it worse is that the nature of this type of game is pretty much only user interface.', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2015-07-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198013684678', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 928, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'myboosto', u'text': u'Get it if its 99 cents. Worth it but you will never get more than 2 hours tops out of this game as it is really short.', u'hours': 6.1, u'date': u'2017-12-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198355551337', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 28, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'ViradianDoor42', u'text': u'glitch where my mouse wont stop aiming up', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198118703378', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 76, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'bdgza', u'text': u'I have only played the Intro I scenario against the AI (General) so far. I did not encounter any card play bugs, or any (serious) bugs at all. There were a few minor things that might have been glitches, but they did not affect gameplay. Every function is pretty clear from the interface without having to read a manual. I was able to enjoyably play The Great War. I am familiar with the rules of the board game, and that may affect the learning curve. I am recommending this game based on the promise of online multiplayer being added in a future update, as I feel that is really needed for a game like this.', u'hours': 5.1, u'date': u'2017-01-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'449460', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 56, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'lordzimoa', u'text': u'Fantastic game, a really good digital conversion of an original multiple award winning classic board series.', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-01-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197994971134', u'product_id': u'449460', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 180, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Roxc', u'text': u'Fun, charming, puzzle rpg. I enjoy it a lot.', u'hours': 13.5, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197988839245', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 187, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'ThorPoint', u'text': u"This has just hit my favourite game of the year. Mario meets tetris. There is strategy in picking loadouts, tactics in finding the right ingredients and engagging puzzling in making sure it all fits in the same dish.\nIt doesn't have a two player verses mode. That is the only thing I desperately want. If this had a matchmade online mode, I would likely give up and play nothing but this. The daily challenge helps with some of that, but I desperately want more. Just up the replayability and feeling of campaign progression and you will have a game that will still be talked about in ten years. Even as it, it made me smile more than any other game this year.\nTl:Dr; Best game this year. Genuinely made me smile. Must play. Blossom OP.", u'hours': 43.6, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198185146037', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 50, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'hysterka', u'hours': 10.3, u'products': 535, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'text': u'Day short cooking themed match-3 action with low replayability.\nWorth it, with lower price.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'219A730', u'text': u"Summary: 1 on 1 ship combat (crew rolls vs enemy crew rolls), crew combat with 4 fighting members, crew management simulator, trading, missions, a storyline (unfinshed because early access), and a card game slot machine for patroling, spying, blocakding, & exploring.\nThis game stands out for me because it just try to be itself, instead of trying to be the ultimate space simulator encompassing everything you can do in the universe.  Also, I haven't seen a game combining these elements together like this.  Maybe I just don't play many space games, I don't know.\nThe Trese Brothers care more about their game than other indie developers I've seen, giving updates well past the expiration selling date.  They still have to make a new game once in a while like everyone else, but won't simply drop a game after it done for the next great thing.\nWill try to write a better review latter if I can.", u'hours': 311.0, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198011367113', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 123, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Chizad', u'hours': 103.2, u'products': 458, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'text': u'Great game!', u'early_access': True, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'lkaratas79', u'text': u"Already in this stage, it's a great game. Future updates guaranteed... What i love most from this game is the balant  reference to Fran Herbert's Dune books. Read them in my childhood and love the series :)", u'hours': 108.1, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198153993181', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 98, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'\u2744\u26c4JollyBoii\u26c4\u2744', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 7, u'product_id': u'545360', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-18', u'text': u'This game is challenging and has awesome music, But the game lags very bad at the 4th lvl no matter how good your graphics are, and if you do get pass the 4th lvl if you go back to the menu it will send you back to 3rd lvl.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Jeremy0207', u'text': u'do not buy at all', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-11-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198031571350', u'product_id': u'545360', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 194, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'edgy loli', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 45, u'product_id': u'545360', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-10-26', u'text': u'needed to pass the time in the abortion clinic waiting room', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Cat on Linux', u'hours': 3.6, u'products': 254, u'product_id': u'545360', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-10-15', u'text': u"first levels can be idled in the corner to pass them and after lvl 3 you're getting to hell. on lvl 4 you can't play because of strange issues with lag. my overall experience: installed, played for 4 minutes, closed the game, idled for cards, removed from my library\n2/10 shovelware", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Lakrits', u'text': u'Candy', u'hours': 5.4, u'date': u'2017-02-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197967654397', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 2546, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Bibbly', u'hours': 1.4, u'products': 270, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'text': u"I cannot recommend a game that asks 9 to 15 minutes to get into a match, with 3 to six other people. Gameplay has promise, the game itself isn't bad by any means. It's very well done. In fact it reminds me of another well done game that lost it's audience, Hawken. Very very promising well delivered gameplay and content, however the sense of reward isn't there at all. I couldn't care less if the characters were low-poly count and minimalist or as real life and complex as they can be, if the content has a limited sense of feedback the experience falls flat and unfortunately after two matches and four loot boxes, I decided if that's the game it simply won't do. And as a free title, I shake my head questioning how it would make money. It's really just too bad because it's a decent game, it's just a bit flat and confounding for people. I'm not alone having that strange pervasive feeling that something is missing, something that matters a lot, and that lacking sense is a major component of what is wrong with the experience. As a creative person I could come up with 'deeper levels' to the gameplay structure, however they'd break in as entirely new sets of mechanics, tilting the design. So maybe that's part of it too for way more people than just I.\nPart of it is, the game goes from clunky to fluid motion so often I'd really like to get rid of or modify HUD effects, screen shake. As with the grenade lobbing medic I'd have liked a reticle that show's a sense of momentum impacting it's trajectory, because it would, or something. So that's a cut in motion and fluidity that people probably feel too. And morever the reticle was very cs:go pachink-like, sort of not-so-random at times firing cones.\nPart of it is, huge emphasis on literally VERY SMALL DETAILS that in having no impact whatsoever and consisting of three character customization types. And that too - none of that flat colour swapping, model+ stuff really helps sell characters I'd don't care about. Just like in R6S's case - the entire concept of having characters instead of equipment loadouts is perposterous. Equipment+Technical Training=Proficiancy. And needlessly restrictive content - so more slogans and walking doll-house logo's - can run around selling 'hip hip hooray' emotes and dances HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE CORE EXPERIENCE.\nI could imagine this would work out well for many people as a console game. A stabalized and sort of pizza-pop-like game experience is exactly why Hawken is still supported on consoles. Which if this game wants to survive at all should probably figure out a purchase plan that makes sense and go free to play. This is a money pit and you should not bother dropping in your $20-$30 it isn't a matter of saving your money its a matter of this gaming having retained less than 1% of it's audience since launch. The developers can still make something of this but it's expense increases and it's audience doesn't.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'\u0c2e\u0c3e\u0c30\u0c3f\u0c2f\u0c4b \u0c21\u0c4d\u0c30\u0c17', u'text': u'Love this game more people need to play it.', u'hours': 14.1, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198092092539', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 185, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'ToSho', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 161, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'text': u'Its not coming back.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Nutlaw', u'text': u"I'm a sucker for sports sims and for football, and this is the best one out there. The interface lacks bells and whistles and is a little clunky, but invest a few hours into the system and you can fly around easily. Salary cap management, the draft, player development, and free agency are all big pluses.\nThe game shines in its stats and player contracts, so I found quickly simming through games to get to the good parts to be the best way to go. I wish that players could change meaningful positions without inevitably and irrevocably destroying their stats.\nThese are minor concerns, though. If you want to play this type of game, this is the game that you want to play.", u'hours': 23.2, u'date': u'2015-07-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198002450835', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 179, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'buggex', u'text': u'This is by far the best (American) Football Manger available today. The simulation is very impressive, statistics and player performance is very true to life. Trying to put together a championship team through drafts, trades and free agency quickly gets fun and addictive.\nThat said there are some issues:\nWell worth the price if you have a little GM inside you.', u'hours': 93.9, u'date': u'2015-07-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 600, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Maynard', u'text': u"Kiss your family goodbye! Fantasy football and Football Manager had a baby and that kid's name is Front Office Football. I've spent as many hours as you can expect a human to spend on any game, and I still don't have everything down yet- which is good. I want to feel like every decision in a simulator matters. I want to believe that when I play multi-player in one of FOF's many online leagues (GML, V2, RDFL and NAFL to name a few), that there's a combination of decisions I can make to one day stomp all the old-timers that have been playing this game for over a decade! Great communities will support you through the learning process, super competitive leagues will challenge your decision making, and Nick will make you feel bad about trading your draft picks away FOREVER.\nBuy this game, look up those leagues, and tell the kids to go play outside. You've got decisions to make- and so far, you're 3 for 3!!", u'hours': 12159.8, u'date': u'2015-07-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198003779503', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 109, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Nebula', u'text': u'Good try but not good enough', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198131393448', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 25, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Laurentiu', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 51, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'10/10 if all you want to do is pew pew some random monsters chasing you and relax. Simple, yet entertaining. Challenging, but not frustratingly so. Cheap too!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'sz.balazs.95', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 219, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-10-18', u'text': u"Unfinished crap.\nDoesn't even have a proper gamemenu, and the game slows down randomly, and that's totally annoying.\nDefinitely don't buy it!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'periurban', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 224, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-09-18', u'text': u'Nope.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'FireBolt', u'text': u'modders in (almost) every session found one in slashers too\nkept getting blown up in slashers\nand this one guy kept placing bountys on my head so a modder could kill me and collect it.\nBut the game is so great i have got to give it a positive review.\nBut the 50% off sales are too often to get this for $59.99,\nI got it for $29.99', u'hours': 58.1, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198218134795', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 69, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Perelli', u'hours': 151.6, u'products': 50, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u"I've been playing this game for like a couple of years. In my old account i've been playing Grand Theft Auto V for about 2100 hours. Playing GTA V was a very fun game, i was addicted to that game ever since. I sometimes take a break on that game because it was kinda boring. But along came to Modders and they messed everything up. I barely played GTA V because it is getting very boring and its a pain in the\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665to leave your session and go to another session if someone is trolling you or they're just bad or salty modders who blow you up or trying to crash your game or hack your account or even cage you in or attach some random\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665to you. v1.40 they started to add undetected mod menus and ban protection so that they won't get banned. I don't care if modders starting to teleport from that place to another or mining there own buisness or spawn good cars that you don't know or you don't have because they're too expensive. But it is starting to get really boring not because of people kill you being a tryhards. Its because of Modders keep on giving you money, keep on blowing you up when you spawn. it is a real pain in the\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665when you try to leave your session. I sometimes play GTA V but not too much.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'FunkyFreshBoy', u'hours': 4.6, u'products': 151, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u"can't connect to online... ever. hacker spawned me cars and gave me money. 4 hours deep in this game but i love it. weird a triple A company put out this\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665but whatever.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'AquaCalibre', u'text': u'Ehhhhhhh? Easy modo? How lame! Only kids play in easy modo!', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-11-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 23, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 118, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Fujin Takama', u'hours': 9.7, u'products': 65, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-29', u'text': u"Touhou returns in a classic yet always fresh take on the well-known format. Bringing with it a selection of 4 playable characters, each with unique bullet patterns, spell cards and other quirks, the player can choose from the classic protagonists Reimu and Marisa or choose from either the ever favourable tengu Aya Shameimaru or Cirno, sporting a glowing tan. The difficulty remains fair yet challenging, with each stage requiring memory, skill and patience to pass successfully. The music is diverse and evocative, and certainly deserves a place among the already revered Touhou soundtracks of the past (most notably the theme for stage 4). The bosses are unique and all equally daunting, but once you being to progress you begin to realise how easily you can surpass each one, despite their spell cards being a worthy hurdle to overcome, and one that you may fall flat on your face over many times.\nOverall it's hard to fault yet another stellar entry to the immortal Touhou series, as ZUN continues to put his heart, soul and physical years of his life into his single-handedly crafted masterpieces.\nEnglish patches are available through Touhou fan sources so for those who can't read Japanese I would recommend making use of those.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'\U000e0021\U000e0021\U000e0021\U000e0021\U000e0021\u30b9\u30c1\u30fc\u30e0', u'hours': 2.6, u'products': 81, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-29', u'text': u'Finally i manage to buy this to support our lord Zun, 7/10 quite better, but i prefer old touhou than this, i hope our lord Zun grant us all touhou collection on steam >.<', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'ProdCharles', u'text': u'It chronicles the journey of two inhabitants of Adam, a remote village, as they travel an expansive world to find their missing father one decade after his disappearance. The story is charming, relatable and strongly supported by mostly intuitive game design and fast gameplay. After talking to just a few NPCs, it is possible to quickly become engrossed in learning about every aspect of the lore that you possibly can to get clues for future events and side quests. Despite being influenced by games designed for older hardware, it spares no resources in presenting itself as a clean and visually and audibly aesthetic title that takes advantage of modern system capabilities. Most importantly,\n.\nWhile the game is primarily linear, it certainly has a distinct and pleasant pacing that will keep you interested. Each of the main characters has their own vibrant feel and personality, and the matter-of-fact dialogue that they exchange breaks the monotony that you might expect from a JPRG title. While some NPCs are clearly present for decoration,\nhave still managed to find a way to make them relevant by having the main characters turning the interaction into a nonchalant and humorous experience.\nThe puzzles in place to progress through the story are, for the most part, intuitive and fulfilling, and often are designed in a way that make you feel like you are just progressing through the game, rather than solving an abstract problem. My experience has had me particularly stumped on around three of the many mandatory puzzles available, but make no mistake that solving these puzzles made me feel like a\nand did not detract too much from how I was progressing and my immersion.\nThat being said,\nreplayability is lacking, as of the version at release, outside of trying to uncover and complete every single side-quest. There is currently no\noption or the like to keep diehard fans entertained beyond the first completion. However, the need to replay the game is nullified by nature of learning absolutely everything possible about the lore and taking the time to explore the in-game world, which can be done in one very fulfilling run. Given that the average run would probably not take more than 13 hours to complete, it is definitely worth it. For those who wish to explore the world after defeating the final boss, saving to a separate file (of which 15 are allowed) before taking the plunge is\nrecommended, as you will not be able to leave the final dungeon even after winning this battle.\nSpeaking of battles, each one is surprisingly fast-paced, and the system, overall, is an intriguing one to master. The battle system is turn-based, with each character performing their actions after issuing a command to the entire party first, and each command is executed\n. While there are four distinct characters with their own classes to develop, each one will still start off being able to do a similar amount of damage with their basic attack, making the early game faster than your traditional JRPG. The only hindrance with this fast-paced style is that it is hard to track stat debuffs, such as a decreased attack stat, as these do not have icons or messages that remain on screen after they have been applied. On the other hand, status debuffs, such as burns and poison, do have icons and are easy to track and manage. A majority of the encounters are not random, so in the long run, you will not have any nasty surprises hit your party.\nMy favourite aspect of the battles in\nis that every single character, ally or foe, is overpowered in one way or another. This will lead the player to exploit two main playstyles in the mid to late game: impenetrably defensive or overbearingly offensive. There are no words that can explain the level of elation from the serendipitous discovery of ability combos that enable you to take little to no damage or deal\nto an enemy in a single turn.\nWhile these feats are possible, they are truly balanced by the need to properly manage AP, the resource expended to execute the special skills belonging to each character. Therefore, overuse of powerful combos will lead to one using turns trying to ramp AP, leaving them completely open to be on the receiving end of some devastating attacks, and probably resulting in their death. Planning before each battle and choosing the correct Gear will help the strategically-minded player get even more enjoyment from this dynamic battle system.\nis supported by incredibly beautiful pixel art and the graphics are animated smoothly.\nhave combined an authentic old-school JRPG feel with more vibrant colours and greater frame rates (currently, up to 120fps are allowed). In turn, whether you are watching a cut scene or getting lost in battle, an immersion happens where you often forget that you are looking at pixel graphics and merely experience the story, much like a movie.\nEssentially, each new skill that you learn actually feels more powerful than the last, and dire moments, such as a cave in, truly show the struggle expressed in the moment in both the environment and character sprites.\nFor those who really wish to relive the old days, there is an option to render a custom number of scan lines as you play, providing the feeling of playing the game on a CRT screen.\nSimilarly, while inspired by old classics,\nhave not held back on sound. Each track is beautifully designed and remains authentic to the JRPGs of old, but do not sound muddy as they once were. Every song is relatively catchy and helps enhance your immersion while playing the game, and some themes are effective in expressing the likeness of particular characters. Ditzy enemies sound like ditzy enemies, and tense moments sound like tense moments. The battle themes are intense and fun, and the sound effects are clear - they make you feel as if you are in trouble when you are attacked and strong when you attack. Graphics aside, even just\nto your strongest abilities will make you want to ramp AP to perform those actions again and relive that strong sense of power.\nis an immersive, cohesive, and overall, fun experience that takes advantage of fast-paced battles and challenging puzzles, beautiful pixel art and crisp and classic sounds inspired by the JRPGs of old. Despite some negligible shortcomings, I would highly recommend this title to JRPG fans, especially for its fun and customisable battle experience.', u'hours': 23.6, u'date': u'2017-02-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198106918204', u'product_id': u'506510', u'page_order': 0, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 99, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Furrek', u'text': u'Umbrella Corps - the story of another f*cked up spin-off made by Capcom.\nMaking a multiplayer only game is truly a hard job with so many interesting, cheaper and more popular games around. So why waste money and time on something that didn\'t work in the past? Remember Operation Raccoon City? That one at least had some story and single player mode, which is clearly missing in Umbrella Corps. Sure, there are some "missions" (do the same thing over9000 times) and tutorial, but it wouldn\'t be normal to call it single player game. So, there was already a free weekend, a price drop and huge discounts, hah, even a bundle and this game was in pack for ONE DOLLAR. In the past 30 days there was around 10-20 players online daily, which is NOTHING for a multiplayer based game. I\'m sitting there, after finishing tutorials, almost one hour and waiting for miracle to happen. Not even ONE person joined my lobby. If it\'s not a FAILURE then I don\'t know how this game could be called. Even going free-to-play probably won\'t help this game much.\nI love Resident Evil franchise, I\'m trying to play everything and enjoy it as much as I can. In my opinion, this franchise is the best one with zombies. So I\'m really sad that I can\'t play Umbrella Corps at all and that I need to tell people to not buy this game. I wish there were at least bots. If you don\'t have a pack of friends that are willing to play together with you, don\'t get this game. The single player "content" is very poor and you can\'t play it online because there are no players.', u'hours': 5.0, u'date': u'2017-11-11', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 4470, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Lupin The IV', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 285, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-09', u'text': u"This is the worst game I have ever played, and I truly mean that. Thought I was buying Operation Raccoon CIty, got this trash instead. Would rather play Big Rigs or that Spice Girls PS1 game that was godawful. Avoid this like the plague. This is hepatitis for your eyes and cyanide for your emotions. I feel I've lost dignity just by owning it, I feel awful for any poor soul that spends 30 bucks on it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Lady Luck Skye', u'text': u"I recieved this game for free to review and even I find it a heap of\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\nAs far as graphics go it's an alright game and the music isn't too bad. You can see that this is where all of the production value lies. The gameplay is repetitive and Capcom seem to have forgotten about this title as far as updates go. Online mode is non-existant even though I gave 10 other people this game to play with me for the review. If you manage to get into an oniline game the cover feature is useless since the main tactic involves running round bashing in heads.\n+ Graphics\n+ Music\n- Gameplay\n- Story\n- Content\n- Narrative\n- Characters\n- Development\n- Support\nOverall I give this game a 1/10 and even bootlegs and poor game ports are better and worth more than this.", u'hours': 5.5, u'date': u'2017-11-07', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 432, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'rosswmrice', u'text': u"I backed this game on kickstarted and was so excited for its release. I can NOT state how disappointed I am in the 'finished' product. The game is very short, and feels very unfinished in a lot of ways. The match 3 cooking puzzles are ok, I wish there was more variety in the options available, such as cookware other than reskins, but otherwise fine. The combat is terrible, and so is the platforming. I have fallen through platforms and died in the middle of dodges more time then I can count.\nThe game has only been out for a month, but if patches don't fix the combat issues, and DLC doesn't come out to expand your options/ add to the story, this game won't live up to its potential.", u'hours': 24.5, u'date': u'2017-12-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198055510217', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 6, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 379, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'BitGamerX', u'text': u"It's a beautiful game and I'm having a lot of fun with it.", u'hours': 9.8, u'date': u'2017-12-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198026828912', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 7, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 113, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'procollision', u'text': u'A great Little game, not he longest but defenetly woth the time and money', u'hours': 8.1, u'date': u'2017-12-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198078681399', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 64, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Wyzegy', u'hours': 189.3, u'products': 154, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'text': u"This game is really good.  It's like the game Halcyon 6 wishes it could be.  It's basically Sid Meier's Space Pirates!.  If you like that game, you'll love this one.\nSeriously though I bought the game like a week ago, and the devs have dropped 2 pretty big updates in that stretch of time.  It's clear that they love this product.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Scipio', u'text': u"I've had a really good time with this game. It has a lot of interesting and fun mechanics, and although when I got it it seemed rather unfinished, (it is early access after all,) the devs have been churning out bug fixes and updates nonstop. It still has a few bugs and issues, but I certainly have enjoyed it despite that", u'hours': 35.9, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198078991132', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 98, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Helmseye', u'text': u'This is an excellent game. It for me is Elite Dangerous 2D but with a better story and trading system. The combat for landing parties is similar to Darkest dungeon so makes your crew choices really important. Options to spy, trade, blocakde, patrol and search barren planets makes for a very fun and absorbing experience.', u'hours': 28.7, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197998045407', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 139, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'G\u03a9F | Zeracen', u'text': u'So indie', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-08-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198402190236', u'product_id': u'545360', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 26, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Potato Chap', u'text': u"This game is a technical nightmare that might have been cheap, but wasn't worth it. What music I heard sounded good, but that is not enough of a saving grace for a recommendation.", u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2017-07-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198165212756', u'product_id': u'545360', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 121, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'skybirdthing', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 538, u'product_id': u'545360', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-04-15', u'text': u'Would be worth the quarter I bought this with had I been able to get past level 4.  No matter how good your computer is, the game will lag out, and you will be unable to progress past that level.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'WormMD', u'text': u"It's just not very fun. But it was also like 25 cents so you can probably afford to take your chances.", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-04-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198279672023', u'product_id': u'545360', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 66, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Jark', u'hours': 4.3, u'products': 165, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'text': u"Please don't let this go the way of Battleborn (that game died on PC and some Xbox/console regions).\nOr worse... GITS: Stand Alone Complex.\nThose games and Lawbreakers were/are good at the very least, making for enjoyable multiplayer.\nPlease save LB while you still can, before the sixth month anniversary preferably.\nI don't own the game but I thoroughly enjoyed the betas. I lost my job some months ago and haven't gotten anything solid so that's why I never bought this game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'FasterThanDirt', u'text': u'This game is awesome like really awesome and this is coming from someone who plays on the lowest graphic setting possible with 20 fps. whenever i played i enjoyed myself. but i did have to refund the game because no one plays it. it was difficult to find games most of the time. there was one time where me and a friend were playing and we were sitting in a skirmish lobby for 10+ mins. i love this game and recommend it but be warned that queue times will be long.', u'hours': 7.5, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198139089529', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 71, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Roopurt', u'text': u'this game is ok', u'hours': 6.7, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 8, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 33, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'arscola', u'text': u"Outstanding computer football game to the core. Would recommend to anybody who loves NFL football or any version of American football. Worked great from day one and is easy to play. Loved the way the game engine breaks down the season to create an offseason where you can Hire/Fire Staff members, sign Free Agents,  Draft incoming college players and rework your entire roster. I also like the coaching features where you can adjust your gameplan and even scout your opponent. I do see some minor drawbacks like forcing a team to carry three QB's on the active roster and no 10 man Practice Squad but overall it hits all the major issues that other football sims seem to either ignore or simply do a bad job with.", u'hours': 805.6, u'date': u'2015-07-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198120346210', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 32, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Oinkersthepig', u'hours': 211.8, u'products': 64, u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2015-06-20', u'text': u'I have officially played this game long enough to create a dynasty, then watch it fall apart again. A lot of the guys doing reviews on this game have 2k+ hours on record, so my 60+ really aren\'t impressive in the least bit, but this game deserves as many positive reviews as it can get.\nThis game is as deep as you personally want it to be. Want to just do the draft, sign free agents, and simulate a few seasons to see how you did? Go ahead. Want to do that, plus set the actual packages and plays your team runs, along with formation specific substitutions? This game will let you do that.\nI\'ve played 25 seasons in this game. The progression and regression of players is extremely realistic, and the effects of how good or bad your coaching staff is is very noticable. I\'ve felt the pain of having the first rounder I was gunning for get taken right in front of me, I\'ve felt the nervousness of trading away a ton of future draft picks to move up early in the first for a guy that I thought could be the face of my franchise, and I\'ve felt the triumph of seeing that guy become the face of the entire league over the past 12 seasons.\nAt some point I want to start a new game, create new stories, start over with the players that are in the league today. I\'m far enough to the point that every player in today\'s NFL are a distant memory, and sometimes I long for the familiarity. With that said, I can\'t just end my game. These "Fake" players are very real to me. I\'ve seen how rookies I\'ve drafted have panned out over time. I keep tabs on them as they go to other teams, and wonder how I let them slip away. I\'ve seen guys I\'ve drafted make it to the hall of fame, and its just incredible.\nIf your a fan of the sport, or a fan of management games in general, this is the game for you. Be warned though, this game is very addicting. I haven\'t even tried an online multiplayer league yet, and I\'ve heard that\'s the best part of the game. I\'m very satisfied with this purchase, and will likely purchase every future installment of this franchise for the rest of my life. I just bought like, 12 games on the steam summer sale, and I honestly have no desire to even touch them because of this game.\n10/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'daftpunkenstein', u'hours': 228.0, u'products': 301, u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-06-20', u'text': u"Seriously everything I ever wanted in a Franchise Mode in any sort of Football game. Can't get enough of this game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'The Baddest Rat', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 3375, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-09-15', u'text': u"This was absolutely terrible.\nYou can glitch out shooting, by holding left click and alt+tab.  Now you can sprint and shoot.\nI cannot recommend this as long as robots spawn on top of you sometimes, you can get randomly insta-killed by the electric fence even though you're not even close enough to collect the spheres, and getting stuck inside of the destructable walls so you can't move while the robots beat you up.\nAll in all, the movement sucks, especially jumping.  If you're mid-sprint and jump, it will jump as if you weren't sprinting.  Sometimes the rockets will reflect off of the walls instead of destroying them.\nThe game just seems to be an unpolished mess and with a little more work, it could actually be somewhat entertaining.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u"Stick O' Feesh", u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 89, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-09-08', u'text': u'It\'s a dead, broken game... The dev tries to make you think he\'s active. But it\'s all \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665t, "Update every 2 weeks" There hasn\'t been a update in 1+year. Might be fun if you have some spare change and a few minutes, but even that\'s iffy', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Dani', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 56, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-07-28', u'text': u'Best game ever!!!!!!!!!, Im being sacastic, can i plz gte my refund :v', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'rectumasaurus', u'hours': 281.2, u'products': 18, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'waiting simulator', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Rebel Playz', u'hours': 62.3, u'products': 45, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u"GTA V is a great game but it is better on console if you don't mind lower fps with some rigs i only say that becaue there are less to no hackers on consle but in PC there is almost 1 hacker in every lobby i have 1000+ hours on console i got it the day it came out on the xbox 360 and then i moved to xbox 1 and now to PC i recommend GTA V on all platforms but i would wait for a sale on the game", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u"WhereTheF'sCusack", u'text': u'this gud gome!', u'hours': 20.6, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198452888157', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 4, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Logidas', u'text': u"It's ok", u'hours': 5.1, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198426986368', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 6, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 8, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'woolen', u'text': u'please give ZUN his beer money', u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2017-11-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 330, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Filthy weeaboo', u'text': u'Alright Twowhos on steam and I have played an entire .5 hours of it, but lemme try and make a review anyways since I\'ve played way more than .5 hours of this from the usual place I get Touhou games.\nArt: 6/10\nI mean its ZUN the mans good at pretty much everything but art, I mean he\'s a better artist than me, and I can tell that the blobs of art in the game are supposed to represent cute anime grills, so its good enough.\nGraphics: 8.5/10\nSo while the character portraits arent very good, the sprites in this game are actually pretty good, and the bullet patterns are fantastic, but thats just common place for a Touhou game.\nStory: 0/10 if you dont speak nintendo, 7.5/10 if you get the english patch\nit has a story, I dont really know much about 16 because I\'m a bit brain dead and havent really looked into the story of HSiFS yet, but it seems neat from what I can read.\nMusic: 9.5/10\nIts Touhou, if you dont know what a Touhou is then you\'ve probably either heard of the music or the difficulty atleast, and lemme tell you; the music in this game is phenominal, its not my favourite Touhou ost, but its pretty great still and out of the 18~ track long ost there are only like 2 songs that i dont enjoy listening to whenever.\nGameplay: 8.5/10\nNow if you live under a tree infested with mutant animals in Chernobyl and dont know what a shmup is, then I guess I\'ll explain a bit of that too. A shmup (Shoot em\' up) is a bullet hell type game where you shoot down enemys coming at you, there is usually some sort of bomb mechanic that can clear a screen and deal massive damage to enemy weakspots. Shmups usually have 5-8 stages but some will have less or more. Touhou 16 Hidden Star in Four Seasons is a shmup with the unique Touhou feel to it, and also a mechanic called a release (*cough* Len\'en *cough*) which is pretty much a free, easy to get, weaker bomb. There are 4 different releases in the game all with different mechanics, all of which have their own advantages and disadvantages and I think its a fun mechanic that balances out well (cirno release is best release tho). Touhou games are usually 6 stages long with 1 extra stage if you really wanna bash your head against a wall, and that stays true for this game. As far as characters go there are 4 choices:\nAya: who has a bomb that stays out for a while, giving you long I frames, and a decent damage shot with wide unfocused spread and tight focused spread\nCirno: who has an "OK" bomb that is a big circle on the screen staying out for a bit less than ayas bomb, and who has I think the worst damage in the game, but an alright shot type aiming wise.\nReimu: who is a good starter for beginners to Touhou, she has good basic bomb, and an ok damage shot that homes in on enemys\nMarisa: who is the best girl, Marisa has the highest damage and my favourite bomb, which is just a huge friggin laser that wipes out anything in its path, her shot type while dealing the most damage, is probably the most narrowly spread though.\nAll of those characters can be good for whatever your playstyle is and all their releases can be mixed between characters for whichever character/release combo you want. Now that I\'ve talked about all that, lets get into something pretty important; the difficulty. Touhou 16 is probably the overall easiest Touhou game, probably due to the releases and most of the boss attacks in the game being fairly easy compared to the other games, there are 4 difficultys though, so if your having an easy time with normal mode, move up to hard or even lunatic if your actually crazy, and if your having a hard time, then go down to easy modo, which im sure you wont be made fun of for playing. But those difficulties are only for the base 6 stages, the extra stage only has one difficulty, which I have heard people say that extra stages are usually compared to lunatic mode but I dont get that at all, so lets say that extra mode is more comparable to hard mode but its  1 stage with an extra hard boss at the end.\nOverall: 8.5/10\nA pretty good Touhou game, but definitely not the best, if your new to Touhou this game would be a good place to start because of how easy it is compared to other Touhous, but after you get the hang of being decent at the game, it would certainly benefit you to look into some of the other games, as I believe most of the PC touhou games are better than this one.', u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198079240318', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 228, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'SoaringSprocket', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 16, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'text': u"Just going to start off with this because it only being released in Japanese might set some people off from the game, there should be guides around the internet to make your playing experience more enjoyable, and also an English patch.\nI'm also going to say that this probably not the best review to go off from because this is from the perspective from someone who, while plays the game quite often, hasn't mastered or even beat it yet. I am not a Touhou fanatic in any shape or form, but I do love the gameplay. What I mostly played is EoSD, a bit of LoLK (of course I reset over 100 times in Pointdevice Mode\u2026), and this. I am also quite a newcomer to the franchise, only really starting to play this year. This is also the first real review I've ever done, so that keep that in mind.\nWhile my current time tracked on Steam is rather... low, I actually started playing this game ever since the game got posted online (of course I was a pirate too), so my time in this game is probably past eight to ten hours or so. I even played this game in the computer lab during school hours with my now broken USB, and well, the ICT teacher didn't care much. This is also the first Touhou game I was really hooked into, my first one was EoSD, but HSiFS was the one that made me love the franchise even more.\nBut back to the main point, Hidden Star in Four Seasons is the 16th (technically not really the  16th due to the other games that are numbered in-between) official Touhou game, and the first one to be put on Steam. While I'd talk about the series here, I'm not a Touhou historian and there are a million other people who can explain it better than be in the internet. But by the screenshots, it's a game where you dodge bullets while shooting your enemies. There are four difficulties, but I usually stay in the lower half because I'm not the best player in this.\nThere are four characters, each representing a different season. Their type and range of attacks and speed are different per character, and while it can be fun to use different characters, I personally like using Marisa (representing Winter) the most due to her speed. There are also sub-seasons, which also represent the four seasons (obviously), and can be used to complement a season's strength or add a bit more variety into your play, all with different sub-shots that in a way, represent the respective character for that season's abilities.\nIf you feel like you're close to being absolutely cornered, you can use a bomb, but you will lose your bonus during a boss' spell card. You can also press C to release the season you collected, effects of course, depending on the sub-season chosen. This will also remove a varying amount of bullets from the screen.\nThere are four different difficulties, and in my opinion, while some people may think otherwise, choose the one that you are most comfortable with at first. While frustrating at first, once you start getting the hang of it, it's a lot of fun and well, addicting. Sometimes you may end up realizing that you spent more time than you thought playing the game. There are many enemies with different patterns and tricks up their sleeve, and being able to overcome them also, well, brings that good feeling of success.\nWhile sure, not everyone is really a person who wants to try again and again to win, and to be honest, even I am a sore loser. But playing again and again (I'm not really a person to use continues, bombs, or season releases because I guess my mind is just not used to doing so.) and being able to succeed is just so satisfying. I'm more of a person who plays Touhou on and off, so I'm not really a person who plays in the higher difficulties, but I still get that good feeling even in the smallest successes in the game.\nAnd while the character art can be... off putting to some, I personally don't really have a problem with it, and in fact, I kind of like it. The real art here anyway is the art of bullets, and still as gorgeous as ever from what I've seen throughout the series. The music is a charm to listen to, and it really adds more to the fight itself in my opinion, and is really a part what made me love the game even if I really suck at it. Sometimes it just doesn't feel the same at all without hearing the music while playing in the school's computer lab.\nTo be honest, aside from the frustration of losing and losing and losing all over again, there's nothing I really even dislike about HSiFS. Maybe it's different for those who played more games in the franchise, but coming from someone like me who doesn't play that often, I don't really have anything negative to say about it. Apparently there are bugs left over from the original release, but I have yet to encounter them myself.\nMajor props to ZUN for the everything, really shows he did so much for the franchise and still is, despite it being since what, the mid-1990's since he started working on Touhou. Many people had to pirate Touhou in the past, and with the public's reaction to HSiFS' Steam release now, hopefully in the future we continue to get more Touhou titles via Steam (maybe even some titles of the past too) in the future, maybe with even more Steam-related features.\nSo in a nutshell: Hard, yet fun, addicting with great music, will suck away so many hours of your life without even realizing it, but will feel so satisfying to get the hang of it. I definitely recommend you to get it, and while this might not be a game for everyone, it could be one for you\u2026 especially when the addiction gets to you. Seriously. Only not recommended for those who aren\u2019t really into it or can\u2019t handle the sheer difficulty.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Sharp Income', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 1582, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-05', u'text': u"I bought for single player (fortunately in a bundle for cheap). This is the dumbest game ever. Just watch Angry Joe play it.\nThe graphics look nice. The controls are ok after messing with X-mouse to get things the way I want (can't bind scroll down/up to primary/secondary weapons).\nI played the first two missions. Shoot zombies and pick up the samples they drop until you've picked up enough. There's no move from point A to B (to C), or search for an exit while you're being pursued. Nothing exciting. The tutorial was more engaging than the levels. But like I said, I only played the first 2... but it does not look promising. Both levels worse than the tutorial - I dont know how it can get better from here.\nBuy/Play RE: Operation Raccoon City.... Now if only they didn't update it to break the FOV fix that was much needed.\nThat game's an example of an action version of an RE game done... mostly right.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'ItsMonsta', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 49, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-05', u'text': u'nobody plays it online', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Noct.BYZZ4', u'text': u"+ Graphic is great\n+ The Experiment (single player) is fun\n+ Canon Resident Evil game\n- Multiplayer is dead\n- The Experiment can't customize characters (even i bought deluxe edition)\n- The Experiment could be better\nIt's a good collection for RE fans, only for single player game, if youre looking for multipleplayer, dont buy this game", u'hours': 2.6, u'date': u'2017-11-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 358, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Eclipse', u'text': u'With a short but satifying campaign (except Chapter 6 but that just me :P), fun gameplay and a brilliant combo of platform combat, item management and three colour puzzles, this a game that I recommend people should play around.\nThe daily cook-offs are the best part with a set prep and theme that changes every day for everyone to challenge climb on the leaderboard.\nWarning : There is much work that needs to be done for things outside the core gameplay at the moment.', u'hours': 44.0, u'date': u'2017-12-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198125300406', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 17, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'neale2187', u'text': u'I had a spare few bucks and decided to pick this up. I am really glade after a few horrible starts to figure the game out i am delighted and suprised by how many hours ive spent on this and would recommend people to buy this.', u'hours': 20.8, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198049992071', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 112, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'REX2630 [CZ]', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 1633, u'product_id': u'556300', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-11-19', u'text': u'Cause its early acces for acceptable price and theres czech language i reccomend it!\nIt will be great, when will be released final product!Cant wait for that :D', u'early_access': True, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Emilim', u'text': u'The game \xabAge of Farming\xbb a wide range of crops.\nYou have to cultivate the fields and sow their seeds to gather a good harvest.\nIn general, the game is interesting for fans of simulators.\nCurrently much left unfinished, but the developers promise to finish.\nI would like to wish the developers to improve the graphics and AI.\nAll in all it is a good solid pre-release.\nBut I would like to see a live game world.\nThe devs at the moment of this review are active and it looks like they have the will to address issues.\nHope this review helps those looking into this game.', u'hours': 4.8, u'date': u'2016-11-19', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198009614137', u'product_id': u'556300', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 2173, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Memtndude', u'text': u"This game has potential. Unfortunately it gave me a bug within 10 minutes that made me start over. With that being the case, I would be afraid to continue. If I spent 50 hours on a farm and then lost my equipment because of a bug, I'd be upset.\nI may try this again in the future, but for the time being it needs a great deal more work.", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-11-18', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198083060022', u'product_id': u'556300', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 115, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'iamRocky', u'text': u'The visuals and artwork in this game are nice, the surrealism vibe is totally present. The level design is super cool, each level will put your mind to a test. In general it is a nice looking but weird game. Give it a try if you want to spend some time chilling guiding Bob to his bed.', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-11-18', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 0, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 101, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'.:|>The TIN<|:.', u'text': u'Back to Bed\nW grze wcielamy si\u0119 w pieska sennego kt\xf3ry chroni b\u0142\u0105dz\u0105cego cz\u0142owieka przed koszmarami sennymi i ma go doprowadzi\u0107 do \u0142\xf3\u017cka.\nGra jest zwyk\u0142\u0105 gr\u0105 logiczn\u0105 i mo\u017ce lekko zr\u0119czno\u015bciow\u0105 w kt\xf3rej po prostu musimy utworzy\u0107 odpowiednie przej\u015bcie dla przechodz\u0105cego cz\u0142owieka.\nGrafika jest uj\u015bciowa i abstrakcyjna.\nBardzo kr\xf3tka, m\xf3j czas gry to ok.2h.\nMy\u015bl\u0119 \u017ce gr\u0119 moge poleci\u0107, poniewa\u017c jest idealna na kr\xf3tkie zabicie czasu i na rozgrzewk\u0119 g\u0142owy.', u'hours': 2.6, u'date': u'2017-11-17', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 1, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 147, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Your Ally', u'hours': 4.7, u'products': 82, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-16', u'text': u"Played this last night,\nDon't want to go back to bed", u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'asshole', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 46, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2015-11-21', u'text': u'The games crappy plus i cant run it since i got like 1 fps so its not recommended and also finding matches takes to long thats why this game is \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665t can you just like pick a server and not like waiting for a compatible server', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'\u264bRE-PLAY\u062a Idle-Empire.com', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 219, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2015-11-21', u'text': u"Not that bad game.\nWhen I stared downloading I was hoping that you culd buid your own teritori,have only few tanks,than you lost.\nIt's shuld look like: Command & Conquer Generals: Zero Hour.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Maximum Carnage', u'text': u'Unbalanced and terrible. Nuf said.', u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2015-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198010452008', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 29, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'cagcag', u'hours': 4.5, u'products': 589, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-11-06', u'text': u"This game is not a masterpiece by any means but it doesn't need to be.\nIt's tongue in cheek style and simple gameplay which is more or less the same for this genre for decades works as intended.\nGameplay is smooth, graphics are little empty even for a space simulator though. But it's still a fun shooter.\nOnly negative thing I can mention is it has no multiplayer.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Professor', u'text': u'This game needs better reviews....................\nIdeas:\n1. it needs update for gamepad.', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2016-10-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198049014327', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 440, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Rix', u'text': u'Pros:\n- None.\nCons:\n- Another boring space-shooting clone.\n- Poor UI\n- Poor controls (e.g: wheel for accelerating/deccelerating, really? REALLY?)\n- "Tryhards" in making the story + poor acting in videos...', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2016-10-08', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 108, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Octo Blue Maddie (Bday 9 Feb.)', u'hours': 1316.5, u'products': 29, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'text': u'Great for making posters, Better then gmod. :)))', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'NewsPaperZombie MixtapeW.Bonnie', u'hours': 6.4, u'products': 19, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'text': u'i can make fnaf and map but i like it i like to make artwork', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'rok_noco10', u'text': u'Good beginner software. Easier then Blender', u'hours': 53.4, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198353511982', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 8, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Tobi', u'hours': 1.4, u'products': 105, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-03-26', u'text': u'A clever little puzzle game. Beautiful design and sound track and challenging puzzles with increasing difficulty. Great game! :)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Lunacy And Pirates', u'text': u'This is a "logic" puzzle game, which follows little to no mathmatical rules (IE ratio areas compared to others).\nSome of the answers are purely nonsense and just bizarre.\nDon\'t waste your time or money.', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2016-03-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198064195661', u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 118, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'bz-mof', u'text': u'Neat little brain teaser game.\nGives you sketches of mathematical problems, some dimensions and a missing parameter to find. The challenge is to find that missing number by analysing the relations and proportions within the given sketch and without using heavy math (which would also be possible).\nTook me little more than an hour to play through so it is worth its money.', u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2016-03-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198020109910', u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 208, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'turnerjer0000', u'text': u"One of my all-time top 5 games.  Words fail me.  It's a triumph.  Real-time-with-pause squad combat with deeply customizable superpowers in a richly described, beautifully rendered, almost entirely destructible world.\nWhile every aspect is extraordinary, the script and acting are especially of note.  Probably the best-written video game I've ever played after Torment and Psychonauts.", u'hours': 14.1, u'date': u'2016-03-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198019422385', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 455, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'msterswrdsmn', u'hours': 1.4, u'products': 114, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-03-01', u'text': u'This game is buggy as hell. Issues popped up as soon as I tried playing the tutorial mission.\n"Click on the citizen to talk to them!"....I clicked on them, and my character immediately whacked them across the screen. Amusing, but other issues included a complete inablility to control the characters movements, spontaneously knocking down buildings, and the game crashing in general. After a good bit of tweaking and fiddling, I only got it to work properly once before giving up in frustration.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'ew0lve', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 125, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-02-20', u'text': u'No matter what i tried it wont run on win 7 64bit...any clue and hint and fix on the forum didnt help in the end. safe mode...compatibility mode, desktop visual etc etc...nothing. *sad panda face*\nThe game is awesome...wish it would run again.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'kark\xf3wa', u'text': u"Old memories came back.\nPlayed this game back in 90's on Amiga500.\nMust have for those that had it back in the days.\nIf you never played it and you like retro old school games then it's definetly worth those few bucks.", u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-05-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198150878153', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 29, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Blendeture', u'text': u'In 1993, my family got a Macintosh LC III that ran system 7 for its OS. What it also ran was "Another World", or "Out Of This World" as we knew it as here. And what a great time we had playing this fantastic old atmospheric platformer game until we finally passed it, a great deal of time later.\nI don\'t even know how long it took us, maybe even over a year. Looking back that\'s funny because you can easily pass this game in under 40 minutes if you know what to do.\nThis version has been given a beautiful modern HD treatment here that is faithful to the original game. Apparently the original polygon engine is what allows for that. But of course this version allows you to toggle between the old and the new sound/graphics, if you want to be reminded of how much worse it originally looked.\nThe HD update makes it look as amazing to me as I believed it looked in 1993. However I don\'t know how much the average player would enjoy this game today, if they didn\'t already have their own personal nostalgia for it to begin with.', u'hours': 3.6, u'date': u'2017-05-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197981198872', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 275, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Mr. Otterton', u'text': u'I remember this game from many years in past when it was new! It was very unigue and cool, not many games were with same graphics and cut scenes. It was very fun to play this again, game still is good! Story is interesting and graphics look ok still. Game play is little tricky to learn and you can take guides to understand better. Wonderfull game!', u'hours': 5.4, u'date': u'2017-05-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198142240214', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 329, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Synergy', u'text': u'What a huge fail. This game got overhyped! This game got murdered.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198351245207', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 24, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'GussiePotato', u'text': u'American Football Sims? Hard to come by!  They are like the White Buffalo...\nSo I decided to try FOF 7.  In summary its worth the price of admission because nothing else exists.  Front Page Football is horrible so that leaves Front Office Football.\nIs it fun?  Yes! if you like American football and you pour over every detail online every Sunday Evening for  the Stats for your favorite team.  It has its football moments that make you soooooooo happy.  Taking my hapless St. Louis Rams from 5-11 to 8-8  to 11-5 was quite satisfying.  Then in the 2016 draft, Trading a 2016 second round pick, a 2017 first round pick, and a 2018 first round pick for a quarter backed named Felix Brown from Idaho was awesome.  Because I interviewed him and decided he was "under rated".  He  turned out to be a 91/100 overall.  The St. Louis Rams are horrible in real life, but in my simulation I have a young Tom Brady or Aaron Rodgers to destroy the league with! HAHAHAHAHA!', u'hours': 202.8, u'date': u'2015-06-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 435, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'zeranixaimar', u'text': u'The elements of the game system are very basical and simplistic. You fight with unlimited number of enemies with two weapons (one assault-rifle-like laser gun and one rocket launcher), while trying to obtaining 100 orbs in the maze-like map.\nThe enemies come out of no where, and your very fragile, so I felt boring and gave up after 10 minutes.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-07-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198072155841', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 722, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Do yOu KnOw Da WeH?', u'text': u"As all of you may know, it is GTA, so it has a great and in depth campaign with plot twists, and there is so many things to customize. ALSO, they added GTA ONLINE so you can finally play with your pals and kill each other to your heart's content. However, this is PC we are talking about, so don't be surprised if you end up in a modded lobby getting hundreds of thousands of dollars. But, to solve this problem just hop in a closed friends session, and play some jobs for that GTA cash. WARNING: DO NOT BUY SHARK CARDS, IT IS A SCAM.", u'hours': 14.3, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198148875839', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 54, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'MrPaperClip', u'hours': 134.0, u'products': 59, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'Story Mode is fun but online is pay to win.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Emperor Palpatine', u'text': u"Great game, story is totally worth it but the online just takes the\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665with constant disconnections, friends leaving, heists crashing and so forth. It wouldn't be to bad if it then didn't take another 10 min to get everyone back in the same game for it to just dc everyone again.\nIt took me and some friends F*CKING 3 C*UNTING DAYS TO DO ONE HEIST, ONE BECAUSE EVERY F*CKING TIME WE PLAYED IT SOMEONE WOULD DC AND WE WOULD HAVE TO START THE STUPID MOTHER F*CKING HESIT ALL OVER AGAIN.\nGenerally has worse servers than Ubisoft and that is taking the f*cking p*ss especially for a game that has been out for years and if Ubisoft can get there f*cking\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665together and fix one of their excuses for servers then why the f*ck can't rockstar do the \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing same.\nGood day", u'hours': 40.7, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198048098140', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 150, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Hululu', u'text': u'Touhou 11 when', u'hours': 4.4, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 100, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'BraveryDuck', u'hours': 8.8, u'products': 254, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'text': u"I don't know how you can make 25 games' worth of OSTs without letting them get stale but ZUN pulls it off. A true genius.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Vavitas Onee-chan', u'text': u'very good game but still got it free on wiki', u'hours': 2.6, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 8, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 201, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'nico', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 15, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-05', u'text': u'no ppl play online mode . . i search many time already . . can i refund ?', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'BTK-Dani*', u'text': u'its dead', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-11-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198011965250', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 848, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'The Asexual Tyrannosaurus', u'text': u'more like Umbrella NOrps', u'hours': 2.6, u'date': u'2017-11-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 145, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Moonshadow', u'text': u'Mindless crap, what the \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 were CAPCON thinking!!!', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-10-31', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197984576500', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 188, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'TOSKILL3D', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 220, u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-08-18', u'text': u'Game is unplayable in all ways, needs to be fixed asap or game should not excist anymore', u'early_access': True, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'\u22c6 Local Hero \u22c6', u'text': u'I got killed by a gorilla 6 times while trying to figure out how I can equip my knife in 10 fps gameplay. I did not even get the achievement...', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-08-13', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 11, u'user_id': u'76561198059972333', u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 58, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Whizard77', u'text': u'This game  is pre early access, and not run fine not waste your money in garbage.', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2016-07-25', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 837, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'1OHN', u'hours': 37.7, u'products': 174, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-14', u'text': u"Batman: Arkham Asylum reinvented the Caped Crusader in video games. The title spawned a series which has been hugely successful both commercially and critically \u2013 the non-Rocksteady-produced Arkham Origins being the exception \u2013 and more importantly influenced an entire generation of games.\nThe gameplay core consists of stealth elements and extremely fluid combat built on a few basic but highly interactive moves. While the overall game design is very linear, most stealth set pieces allow the player to take an individual approach. Combat and investigations can feel repetitive at times, but the game's length \u2013 the main story is relatively short \u2013 alongside the unexpected Scarecrow levels wrap those elements in enough variation to make it work.\nThe world building is impressive in scope and quality, especially considering the brevity of the story and the setting. Any additional material found in the game holds up to the high standard established by its main characters and their voice actors and the writing is top notch for even the only optionally found recording tapes. The Riddler might get annoying when he's mocking Batman while the latter is solving his puzzles and hunting for collectibles, most players will find new appreciation for both the character and the voice actor once they take the time to listen to his interrogations. Discovering everything hidden by the Riddler also rewards the completionist with a satisfying conclusion to this optional side plot and makes sure the hunt doesn't feel meaningless after the fact.\nOutside the story the challenge mode pits Batman against more hordes of nameless goons in the two core modes the game provides: all-out combat and stealth based room clear. Both work as advertised, getting all medals especially on the harder combat maps defnitely is what the name suggests \u2013 challenging.\nOverall this is one of the greatest games of its generation, even though that might just be its biggest flaw when played for the first time now, years after its release. Considering I am writing this review in 2017, new players might feel like the gameplay is all too familiar from other titles simply because Arkham Asylum was the game that originally introduced it.\n+ Innovative gameplay\n+ The Batman we need and deserve\n+ Convincing story\n+ Compelling atmosphere\n+ Great art direction\n+ Stunning visuals\n+ Flawless voice acting\n+ Perfect soundtrack\n- Somewhat uninspired final boss\n- Hordes of nameless clone goons\n- Repetitive segments\nConclusion: Batman: Arkham Asylum is a near perfect game that deserves a 9/10.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Tom', u'hours': 8.6, u'products': 107, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-14', u'text': u'6/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Z - 13', u'hours': 14.7, u'products': 81, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-13', u'text': u'batarang spam is beautiful', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Hype Beast CSGOUpgrader.gg', u'hours': 12.9, u'products': 185, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-16', u'text': u'Its trippziy m8', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'leon', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 109, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-16', u'text': u'meh.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Rocketman', u'hours': 7.5, u'products': 332, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-15', u'text': u'fun puzzle game. Good for a day of boredom', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Funniest [REPARADOR]', u'text': u"It's an interesting one, i've beated it on just 87 min and i know it can be done faster.\nThe art it's a little creepy, i would say that everything on this game is nightmare fuel but in a good way. What i mean with nightmare fuel is that i could see myself having a nightmare that would be like this game.\nThe puzzles on this games are somewhat difficult but if you take your time you can solve it.\nI would give it a 7/10! Pretty good", u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2017-11-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198069680270', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 33, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Castiel', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 16, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2015-11-20', u'text': u'what is this game? plz tell me', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'0x427567', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 128, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2015-11-19', u'text': u'This game make me more boring!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Sethbag', u'text': u"Battle Battalions is a really fun game. It may be discouraging at first, because there's a learning curve on the battlefield, but if you stick with it, it doesn't take that long to figure out the gameplay, and get better. The better you learn to cooperate with your teammates, the more successful you'll be. I quite like it.", u'hours': 30.6, u'date': u'2015-11-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561197972958104', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 117, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Mr. Annoying', u'text': u'Please STFU about Pay2Win, the Dev gotta feed their family\nIf u think gaming is a free entertainment, you are so goddamn wrong.\nGo make and play your own game if u cant appreciate they made this F2P.\nTips for the Dev:\n-Advertise that you guys generously give away 10k at player lv 3, which means a free battlelion.\n-Let the newbies customise their squad right away. 3k exp to upgrade is enough to scare kids away.\n-So any other ways you can think of to keep the raging "uninstall in 5 mins" kids, coz they have their parents\' credit cards....\nThis game is hella fun, keep up the great work!', u'hours': 7.2, u'date': u'2015-11-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 8, u'user_id': u'76561198064296797', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 6, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'BrowncoatTrekky', u'text': u"This game is a lot fun, even if you haven't seen the movie. While 75% of the plot of this game is tied with the movie, I will say the need for it to play this game is still negligible. Game-play and graphics are pretty solid for requirements. It even works on Windows 10. Music is great too, and weapon upgrades for each ship are pretty decent. Whats great about that is docking in order to upgrade. Docking is pretty fun, as well as the ship to ship battles which for game-play requirements you do not see a lot of. I recommend purchasing all of the DLCs with rest of game. That being said, for optimal value you should only buy this game when it is at least 50% off the sticker price. Movie is amazing.\n.", u'hours': 51.7, u'date': u'2016-09-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198030245978', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 147, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Blackjack', u'text': u"It's not a bad game if you like trashy ski-fi movies (i.e. LEXX or movie the game based on) and simplistic dogfight sims, like TIE fighter. Only downsides I saw was  somewhat short plot story, relatively easy last battle and really..lack of joystic support in dogfight game. After some practice (that involved memory how I played X-Wing using mouse only before I fetched a joystick) it is manageable, but some nice things that could be possible in combat are just out of reach", u'hours': 45.2, u'date': u'2016-09-06', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 4, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 273, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'StickMan', u'text': u'Dunno what this game is exactly but it was hilarious for 4 hours. Buy it if it goes on sale.\nDont touch if you dont have a controller.\nwhich is why I will say NO', u'hours': 4.8, u'date': u'2016-08-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198124422726', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 104, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Journey Lag Sepreme', u'text': u'I found my talent :>', u'hours': 326.4, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 8, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 35, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'[GSDF] Meric\u03bbn', u'hours': 654.3, u'products': 36, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'text': u"I can't believe it's freea\n10/10", u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Noblecheesehead', u'text': u'Meme generator', u'hours': 2.7, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 32, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 109, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'SeeMore games YT', u'hours': 5.2, u'products': 60, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'text': u'hard to use at first i still dont know how to use but i can tell it is a great program form the start!!!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'OG Cat', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 119, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-02-24', u'text': u"AH the teachings of a great historical figure in a neat simplistic game!\nJust remember Pythagoras's teachings:\nA\xb2+B\xb2=C\xb2\nThe Earth is round,\nLogic over Dogma,\nconsider you diet,\nTake care of your body,\nand value your community!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Varkster', u'text': u'Just finished this, and I have to say I found it wonderful to exercise long-unused parts of my brain.\nMost of the puzzles are a bit \'samey\', but all still fun (if you like that sort of thing), so that didn\'t bother me. Ideal to complete one or two at a time, then go do something else for a bit.\nOne or two (especially the later ones) required some real thinking. But key is that although there are \'obvious\' ways of ploughing in to them mathematically, a bit of careful thought usually leads to a much simpler and more elegant solution. And I love puzzles like that.\nIf you run a mile from any sort of equation or sums this probably isn\'t for you.\nAnd if you don\'t want to spend any effort actually\nthe solution and instead just click answers based on a guess from the picture sizes\n. And the same to those who clicked 1-9 each level to 100% complete the game. Well done. You have successfully missed the entire point of this title and now have 3 achievements and less money. You, as they say, do the math. (Except you obviously don\'t. I bet you\'d do a crossword puzzle by filling all the blanks with random letters and saying to yourself; "Done! Well; they are\nall words.")\nIn summary, a must buy for anyone with an interest in mathematical thinking.', u'hours': 4.4, u'date': u'2016-02-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197970585058', u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 550, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Twistor', u'hours': 4.9, u'products': 7741, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-02-15', u'text': u"TL;DR: A puzzle game about doing trigonometric brain-teasers.\nA bold move: create a game based on math. It was an insta-buy for me though.\nIn\nyou get to solve geometry and trigonometry problems. In a given puzzle there's a bunch of squares, rectangles, triangles and sometimes even circles. Your task is to find the correct answer to certain length or area.\nIt's certain that you need some knowledge of math to proceed and whether you like & know math will determine whether you like the game. All the required knowledge should become available to children of age 13-15 in most school systems. It includes calculating areas of triangles, rectangles and circles and using knowledge of (right) angles, trigonometry and Pythagorean theorem to deduce other angles and associated side lengths.\nThat said, every solution is an integer from 1 to 9. It doesn't mean that no other length or area in the puzzle could have a non-integer solution, but it does mean you could easily\nguess all the answers and be done with it. I would argue you'd be missing the point but who am I to judge though?\nThe problems are nice brain-teasers: some can be solved in a few seconds, others take tens of minutes of intense deduction (if you refrain from guessing). The in-game pen makes it simpler to solve many of the problems.\nSome problems look like they were pulled directly from a high-school math book (which is fine and likely) so it might look like a scheme to make you do math.\nBright background is inconvenient when playing in a dim-lit room in the middle of the night, but it seems to be the unfortunately established part of Unity puzzle games. At least it's not completely white, which alleviates it a bit.\nMusic is the usual forgettable but relaxed tune, though a bit on the groovy side. I think classical orchestrated music would have fit this game better, although the soundtrack was otherwise fine.\nPlaytime will vary tremendously depending on your knowledge of math, ingenuity and whether you guess. Without guessing I had completed all 60 puzzles in 4.5 hours and rehearsed a bit of my knowledge of trigonometry in the process.\nIt left me craving for more. Puzzles don't change on playthroughs but as replay value goes, you may come back to practice and try them again after a bit, having forgotten the solutions. However for $2-game I think it had enough content anyway even if you didn't. For the low price it's a nice little game. But probably only if you like geometry and math.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Luke SkyWaka Flocka Flame', u'hours': 1.7, u'products': 98, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-01-02', u'text': u"I loved Freedom Force back in the day as a kid. I was both a computer game lame and a comicbook nerd, so this title was right up my ally. Normally I would say something like, if you have a soft spot for isometric RPGs and silver age campiness you shout try this... but no.\nThere are a lot of compatibility issues with modern OS and some cause game breaking glitches early on making it literally unplayable. I got the double pack... let's hope FF vs. The Third Riech works.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'justus', u'hours': 23.2, u'products': 172, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-01-01', u'text': u"I played this on Windows 7 and didn't have any of the problems some others have seen. If I had experienced those problems, I would have also been frustrated.\nBut since I didn't...\nFreedom Force was a fantastic game back in its day (though I didn't play it back then) and has stood up reasonably well over the years. The genre is (still) unique and the game is a lot of fun. The destroyable city environments are especially impressive given the game's age. Now, most of the destruction isn't that USEFUL. It might look cool to pick up a telephone pole and bash someone with it, usually using your super powers makes a lot more sense.\nYou get a large variety of characters and the game does a decent job of forcing you to play most of them (instead of just picking the 4 you like best and sticking with them for every mission). That said, there were several characters that just didn't see as useful as others. In general melee characters seem underpowered--they take damage at a high rate and keeping them alive is sometime challenging. I found it usually better to try to pack my roster with ranged attacks.\nThe character builder is pretty amazing but I can't imagine actually spending the time on it. But back in the day, lots of people did, and you can lots of custom skins and characters. I don't feel like the game really rewards you for that effort, especially given that multiplayer is non-existent today (and I don't think it was ever that popular).\nOverall, a great game that (provided you get it to run; not every has) is still fun today.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'catknight1', u'text': u"Unfortunately I can't recommend this game, not even at $1.24.   You'll see several compatibility fixes on the Community Hub, unfortunately none of them work consistently or at all.  There appears to be an issue with how the game renders terrain and how that interacts with modern Windows and/or modern videocards.  It renders the game buggy at the best of times, unplayable the rest of it.  If a consistent fix could be found I would recommend this game heartily.  It's the first example I ever ran across of destroyable terrain, and has a very enjoyable superhero campy type story.", u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2015-12-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 261, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'MechaEvol', u'text': u'What the hell is this even supposed to be?!', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-04-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 271, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'beastking', u'text': u'Perfect? no...A trailblazer and classic? Yup :)', u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2017-04-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198021057760', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 603, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Big Tits Mariss', u'text': u'This used to be my favorite game growing up on Super Nintendo! Thanks Steam for bringing me back to my childhood days :D. Oh yeah just play this game, its great! MYCARUBA! :D', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-04-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198245408192', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 248, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Dr. O', u'text': u"While it's a shame that you have to manually install the English translation patch, the game's worth it to have playable Cirno again.", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198040422423', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 217, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u"it ain't me", u'text': u"For the bundle price I paid, it's not bad as a wilderness survival simulator\nBuggy sure, but it's still being updated and the dev(s) is still working on it.", u'hours': 6.6, u'date': u'2016-07-10', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 8, u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 228, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'afk', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 268, u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-07-07', u'text': u'Doom 3 Leaked Demo was more playable then this game. How can Steam greenlight this game as playable? This is pre early access,', u'early_access': True, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Adrole', u'text': u'Do not let this games banner and price tag fool you, this game is terrible...I could not interact with anything (or find anything to interact with), the graphics were weird and I ran along the ocean floor to a nearby small island that was extirely black (no textures) and empty.\nAfter 1 min I disliked this game, after 5 mins I hated it.\nEDIT: I then played Experimental mode, this actually had animals/shacks/crafting  but it was still completly broken and terrible.', u'hours': 17.1, u'date': u'2016-06-21', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 5132, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'JesseHead101', u'hours': 2.4, u'products': 22, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-13', u'text': u'Dope', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'southpaw', u'hours': 208.8, u'products': 196, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-12', u'text': u'This game is a fantastic Batman sim. Cool atmosphere, gadgets, amd plot. Plays a bit like a Metroidvania, with none of that open world b.s. that ruined the other Arkham games. Highly recommended.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Milton', u'hours': 33.5, u'products': 91, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-12', u'text': u'excellent. 9/10 because the challenge achievements are just impossible to get.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'martinpareja87', u'hours': 23.3, u'products': 16, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-12', u'text': u"Excellent game. A masterpiece. Addictive story, great gameplay, Batman comic's fan approved. Everything on this game is thumbs up. Well done Rocksteady. Batman Arkham Series games will definetely allways be on my top 10 favourite games.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Runscream', u'hours': 2.0, u'products': 387, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-14', u'text': u"Very fun and easy to get into puzzle game. You can hop in and out of it in between larger games or play it when you're short on time.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'sbe123', u'text': u"Fairly easy and fun little puzzle game. The puzzles are forgiving of mistakes, open to trial and error solving.\nKinda short game though, so I wouldn't spend much on it.\nControls: I used mouse and keyboard. I had a few minor issues, nothing too bad. Main complaint is it's designed so that you can use Mouse alone or Keyboard alone, but the two don't work that well together. But the control issues weren't bad enough to detract from the game.", u'hours': 2.8, u'date': u'2017-11-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197993488562', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 8, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 195, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Soundchaser', u'text': u'I almost fell asleep while playing this game. After the first levels, the difficulty rises and then you have to wake up to solve the puzzle. I think this game should like the lovers of such movies as "The science of sleep" (2006), and lovers of Dali and Max Escher\'s creativity. The game is monotonous but has its own style, so that why I can recommend it!', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-11-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198402985066', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 21, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Alucard257', u'text': u'Excellent game many hours of fun.', u'hours': 11.8, u'date': u'2017-02-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198170429059', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 207, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Tabascofanatikerin', u'hours': 15.6, u'products': 277, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-02-07', u'text': u'"Costume Quest 2" is a direct sequel to "Costume Quest" and also plays like. Well, most of the time.\nIn the sequel a grumpy Halloween-hating Dentist threatens to destroy the beloved holiday in order to build a new society where candy and Halloween are illegal. The heroes from the last game - the twin siblings Wren and Reynold - again fight baddies, collect costumes, candy and trading cards but this time also have to use time travel where they take a glance into a bleak future with even North-Korean, communist tendencies (no joke, there are two or three or even more references).\nSo the story\'s a bit bigger than last time, although I admit that I prefer the first game also because of the story. It felt like something a child would completely fantasize about (some bullies stealing candy and fighting you, the own mother being the evil witch boss) while the sequel provides a story that\'s almost nowhere just out of a child\'s mind. It\'s a matter of taste but it\'s still enjoyable. But the first game just spreads that Halloween feeling much better.\nThe gameplay is almost the same and not hard to learn after a while. However, fighting and handling the menues and trading cards are different. Generally it\'s not bad but if you played the first game and liked the controls there, you might need time to get used to the new controls. When it comes to fighting, there\'s a character teaching you moves in tutorials.\nThe new costumes are sweet for the most part and in some way or others replace the old ones (like the clown replaces the Statue of Liberty...I never thought I would actually say this or write this down...).\nThe graphics are a little bit better and the music is okay, though, not very memorable.\nThe puzzles throughout should be easy to solve, yet there are also challenging ones (like getting access to a place or finding necessary items in a city with easy missable corners). And also you can collect achievements for a couple of optional actions (like pimping your costumes which you can but don\'t have to do).\nOverall it still is fun but I like the first "Costume Quest" more. If you haven\'t played the first game, you might not totally get into the characters or their references to the first story. I generally recommend to play both if you love RPGs and/or Halloween.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'CanisLupus4285', u'text': u"More of the same. Not a bad thing - I enjoyed the first - but don't expect much else than a slightly longer and more polished version of the original game. The battle system is considerably improved, however.", u'hours': 6.2, u'date': u'2017-01-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198049183091', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 394, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Justice', u'text': u"At first I was excited to find a game that may be played online like the old days of Red Alert and Comand & Conquer, however I was disapointed deeply by the lack of aspects that this game doesn't have. It is nothing like RA or CC it is just an amature game, in my opinion, of course.", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2015-11-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198106658258', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 67, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'IceFrezz', u'text': u'Dont understand most of the negative Reviews on this game. Good fast pace. 5v5 with control of multiple units per commander. stratagy needed and team work. Not pay to win as progression is achived by playing the game. Money used to get boosts for exp, cosmetics and getting additional units in shop instead of using in game currency. All units start at ground Zero, need to play the game in order to progress in the tree. Friendly community. Only negative is Q times do to low population which will change as folks try the game and see the pro aposed to the cons. I belive its a solid game and worth a try.\nGL and Have fun..', u'hours': 38.0, u'date': u'2015-11-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561197999979618', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 38, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Kalopsia', u'hours': 69.3, u'products': 151, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-11-15', u'text': u"Its the closest modern equivalent of Shattered Galaxy. I'll take it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Major_Jackazz', u'text': u'super repetitive, just kept playing so I could see the sarah palin look-a-likes\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2016-07-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561197970466389', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 362, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Draknath', u'hours': 5.7, u'products': 592, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-07-03', u'text': u"I'm lovin' it. Would love to get more games like this to play and review.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'J289', u'text': u'Its a fun game! The controls are much better with a controller, so i recommend playing it with a xbox 360 controller, i think it adds autoaim too.', u'hours': 8.5, u'date': u'2016-06-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197961288228', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 601, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Knucklesskjf', u'text': u"Legends say this product creates miracles out of emptiness, I think that it's true.", u'hours': 41.6, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198288313696', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 3, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Pootis Redchup \u2122', u'hours': 13.3, u'products': 12, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'text': u'I recommend this Software, We can make Cool Animations, Like From Team Fortress 2, Counter-Strike:Global Offensive, But it keep crashing sometimes, still good', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Dog', u'hours': 3.0, u'products': 3, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'text': u'Its a good Animater,but i still have no idea how to move things.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'lorefold', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 209, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-02-11', u'text': u"is a fun workout for the brain. I passed the first chapter and largely enjoyed it, but my brain rebels at\n. I understand it is part of preventing the brain from guessing (that's what it's excellent at) but if something is visually half the width of 6cm and turns out to be 1cm, I throw an error.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'KipofMudd', u'hours': 3.7, u'products': 352, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-02-08', u'text': u'After playing 20 minutes, I believe =(eGO)=\u2122 MIB2 had a spot on review:\n"The idea seems interesting enough, however, the puzzles are wretched. The developer can\'t make up his mind whether players should disregard the visual representations of the shapes or solve puzzles based on them. Math simply falls through from time to time.\nThe visuals and the audio are good.\nIt\'s a good product, but it\'s not a good game."\nI proceeded to play for a little longer and just got bored. At 40 minutes i decided to just get the achievements and not bother with this game any longer. It took 10 minutes to click all the answers for each level and get the 100% complete.\nAnd yes, I love math. I\'m in school to be an accountant.  I just don\'t think this game was made well to be honest, even if the idea was amazing.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Aidos', u'text': u'Fun little game, becomes challenging a bit if you try to solve them in your head and not write anything down (much much more satisfying) It also helps me teach a student of mine some geometry!', u'hours': 4.5, u'date': u'2016-02-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198171417254', u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 180, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Bj\xf6rk Gu\xf0mundsd\xf3ttir', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 439, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2015-12-29', u'text': u'Windows 10 bugs; crashes and glitched controls make it unplayable.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'digression76', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 140, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2015-12-29', u'text': u"This was an amazing game back in its day.  Sadly, I can't recommend it. Too many bugs make it unplayable on modern versions of Windows.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Fygment', u'text': u"The protaganist is one of the worst superheroes concepts I've ever come across.  Having to play as him totally ruins the campaign for me.", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2015-11-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198025495758', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 409, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'[BritYank] Tom', u'hours': 2.4, u'products': 343, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-04-17', u'text': u'Great game. Very challenging.\nI remember playing the old version yearrrs ago with my cousin. The remaster is perfect!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'haydenkiller', u'text': u'yes, try it on hard ;)', u'hours': 2.9, u'date': u'2017-04-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198053370364', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 185, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'MICKY_123_PT', u'text': u"I remember playing games like Another World or Flashback back in the 90's and they were good at the time.\n... but now, a game like Another World, is simply showing it's age with subpar graphics and clunky gameplay. It has a interesting story but movements of the main caracter is just plain bad and not very responsive. It would be more interesting if they just made a full remake of the game with better graphics and gameplay mechanics.", u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2017-04-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197994885068', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 464, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Sir Muffin', u'hours': 3.2, u'products': 602, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-04-16', u'text': u'Another World is a milestone in a history of games. It is difficult and requires a lot of trial and error, but each step forward feels rewarding. The game never directly tells the player what to do, so everything is left to figure out on your own.\nIt is a short journey worth experiencing, especialy with remastered visuals and audio.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Fulltimespy', u'text': u'You got early acces, and you got too early acces.\nThis is too early to be on steam and way overpriced for what you get.\nBarely playable and hardly any content.', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2016-06-21', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 474, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'John Wick', u'text': u"So after a few hours trying to figure out how to play, I couldn't get anything to work. I tried all modes including the new experimental version which looks like a cheap ripoff of ARK survival and still had no luck. I understand the game is an early release but for what I paid for it, it should at least work in part but does not. The main menu screen in the top version would only work if I dropped the graphics quality to an epic low, and then you run around a rushed togther island with no arms or items. At least in the experimental version they made it show your health and such just like ARK but that was the full extent of the games abilities. Unless you have the right recipe to making this game work proper I recommend passing until the developers take the time to make it work.", u'hours': 6.6, u'date': u'2016-06-08', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 854, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'uffepuff76', u'text': u'Stay away from this "game"!\nI opted in on the EA on release day. It started as a nice looking project but in a short time from it\'s EA release turned to garbage. This is one of those titles that you really should wait until it\'s released. The selling argument for this game during and it\'s first release as EA sounded promising. However the updates since then has been a real disappointment. So do your self and your wallet a favor and stay as far away as you can from this title. It crashes, it has awful graphics and is just plain boring.', u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2016-06-04', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 160, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Elec\xea BolaDeFogo', u'hours': 8.4, u'products': 213, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-12', u'text': u'The beginning of a great game series!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'cmsho', u'text': u"Very good game! Kept me playing until I finished the story and collected all the secrets.\nDisclaimer: Played on easy, not interested in the challenge modes, only story, because life is too short.\nPro:\n+ Enjoyable Metroidvania 3D action\n+ Hostage situations can be resolved with stealth tactics\n+ collectibles let you brush up on Batman lore and trivia\n+ collectible secrets are rich in variation and can be completed nearly 100% without internet guides (Take that, GTA and every other open world game!)\n+ good controller support (I used a wired Xbox 360 controller)\n+ Mark Hamill\nCon:\n- Camera positioning during fights\n- Bugs, f.e. reproducible CTD in Medical Sub-Level tunnel with activated PhysX support\nSo-So:\n~ Character models are ugly (I know - it's a question of taste, but come on...)\n~ With so much content polished for the casual gamer, some things like the canal run during Killer Croc's boss fights are tedious and repetitive. As if in the end the developers couldn't go the extra mile and polish the game a little bit more.", u'hours': 22.7, u'date': u'2017-12-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198039779680', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 1267, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'MistakenDawg', u'hours': 51.4, u'products': 17, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-12', u'text': u"I don't know where to start.\nI'm not a huge fan of batman but after recieving Arkham City for free and subsequently getting Arkham Asylum and then Arkham Knight to get the full experience I am a huge fan and have even got into the comics.\nThe game is amazing, it has a good story, amazing combat mechanics (don't button mash) and bearable graphics.\nThe riddles may be tedious at times but are not too hard and the gadgets are good enough.\nAll areas of improvement in this game was introduced into Arkham City.\nOverall: Get the game even if you're not into batman or superhero games.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Joliet Jake', u'hours': 19.8, u'products': 159, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-01-22', u'text': u"Once again, a great game by Double Fine!\nGood and funny story, plenty of puns, cool battle animations, gorgeous art.\nMaybe compared to the first Costume Quest is a bit more repetitive and the quests are maybe too simple.\nBut it's still a refreshing game compared to same old stuff you can find around...", u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'jumping_jabberwocks', u'text': u"I like this game, but not quite as much as the first one.\nBut that's mostly personal taste - I preferred the fantasy-themed monsters and plotlines of the first game over the scifi of the second, and the increased complexity of the battles did nothing for me. The costumes didn't make much of an impression overall, and the constant costume-switching for advancement got annoying, but the hotdog cerberus is my absolute favorite.\nIt's still a good game, with many of the same mechanics and characters as the first.", u'hours': 11.8, u'date': u'2017-01-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198117687346', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 27, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Dravvad', u'hours': 17.2, u'products': 442, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-01-15', u'text': u"Costume Quest 2 is a sequel to the extremely fun and interesting kids' adventure embodied in the original Costume Quest. While the story of Costume Quest 2 is meant to continue on from the first game, and is meant to embody the same style, I would say that this sequel is not quite as strong as the original.\nI am an extreme fan for the first game and still really enjoyed this game, but it definitely has some big weaknesses. Note that I played both of the games back-to-back, so certain details stood out even more than they might have for years apart.\nAn adventure RPG is here for you again, as you continue with the brother and sister from the first game, stuck in a bad world suddenly being taken over by a dentist of all people. You must fight your way through some returning monsters from the first game as well as robots created by the dentist to keep his world in check.\nMany of the mechanics of the first game still exist, such as using costume abilities to explore the map, the same player stats, the turn-based RPG battles... However, there are some tweaks here and there. In the first game, the only way to sprint across maps was to use the robot ability, which was a slight grievance to keep changing costumes. This game fixes that with its own designated button, thankfully. Further, in the previous game, most battles were triggered at specific points, with only a few sections having enemies walking along the map. This game now has many sections where enemies will run around on the map and you need to avoid them unless you want battle - and many of them respawn. That change is good for giving the maps more life, but bad in the sense that the game adds in some grinding.\nOther bigger changes are to the battle style. In the previous game, you mainly performed normal attacks and used the special powers when available. This game adds in a few changes to that: First, you can now run away from battles if you do not want to have them. Second, the developers removed Battle Stamps and you now find Treat Cards which allow for special attacks or powers in battle. You can equip 3 cards at a time and any character can use them. They can only be used once per battle, and each card has a different time limit before it can be reused (i.e., you must complete X number of battles). Third, when you perform attacks, you must now hit the attack button at an exact timing to perform more damage, which is much tougher than in the original game.\nSome of those battle changes make the game stronger, some make it weaker. One thing I particularly noticed is that the majority of battles take a lot longer than they did in the first game. The developers seemed to make enemies a lot stronger and you a lot weaker. (As a note, I did have one of my characters being the Candy Corn costume the whole game!)\nBesides the above, the rest of the game is pretty much the same, but this time not as fun. You explore the maps, use costumes to get around, and perform trick-or-treating a lot while also solving some side quests... While the first game was quite nice to do that exploration, it now became somewhat of a chore. The story of the game is not as well-done as the first, for many of the main characters only show up occasionally, and the game has a significantly smaller amount of conversations and funny dialog. Further, while the places of exploration are still nice in style, that lack of characters and events makes some of them particularly boring.\nIf you enjoyed the first Costume Quest, you might still enjoy Costume Quest 2 to some ends, as I still did. But I definitely think that the developers fell behind on keeping the game consistent. The feeling of heart and charm that I had for the first game only happens sporadically for this one.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Noka // HAPPY NEW YEAR 2018', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 83, u'product_id': u'545360', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-02-11', u'text': u'', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Captain_Clop', u'text': u"Would be a great game if you could get past LV.4 LAG. I have 16GB of ram and a GTX1060 6GB VRAM and a I5 6500 a current 2016 Build $650 Rig and can't get as much lag as a Powerpoint Slideshow on LV.4. If I can run GTA 5 On 1080p ultra 60fps i should have no problem running a 2D indie game. Love the music and the concept but the problem is to bad to give this game a thumbs up.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-01-08', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'545360', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 442, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'madmarcin33', u'text': u'Good game, but level 4..... I have 8 GB RAM and my computer is lagging.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-12-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198217031704', u'product_id': u'545360', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 24, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Bruticus', u'text': u"The dev's are genuinely active in reviewing information provided by the players. They are attentive, and are aggressively updating the game. Feedback is driving the development of the game, but it's applied to the vision, that they clearly have for this engrossing sci-fi setting. (Though I would like to see Aliens in this type of setting, and a diverse array of technology, that most likely is another game some day.)\nBut, now to the meat of the game. As a pre-review, and it being an Early Access game that is changing daily.\nThe hard sell is simply, a Thumbs Up. I would recommend it.\nWith the caveat, that there will be updates that make the game better, but who knows how it will affect your game style.\nThere is a lot in this gem to unpack. But that having been said, it's a play the game, find what you like and don't like, and feel free to comment on it. There currently are a few quirks that would of been really useful to know going into the game.\n1. When you are on a planet and want to get to the main menu, you will leave the orbit of the planet to go back to the solar system map, and if you haven't finished your business on the planet, well you'll have to land again and consume fuel to do so. (This is something that needs to be addressed soon, there needs to be a way to save what you are doing on a planet and be able to go back to the main menu and log out of the game.)\n2. Your crew CAN and WILL be damaged while flying through space, as the game generates events that the crew will have to roll against. So make sure to keep track of how damaged they are and visit the Medical facilities on planet to get them healed up.\n3. Money will be tight in the beginning including if you are an actual Trader. So make sure to try to stay on top of your money intake and outlays.\n4. You are on your own in the beginning without any explanation to what is a normal guideline for Key Stats, and Skills. But give it a shot, and run with it.", u'hours': 8.3, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198004432686', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 257, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'crim445', u'text': u"I can honestly say that this game is probably one of the best from this year(and it ain't even finished!) I'd recommend this to anyone who loves sci-fi or space games of any kind. The Trese Brothers are seriously talented and committed developers, and you can clearly see the passion they have not just for their game, but for the community. Can't wait to see how the game continues to progress.", u'hours': 9.2, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198014784239', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 273, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Drunetovich', u'text': u'This is a very deep and addictive spacefare game, reminds of space rangers series, but has a lot more depth and potential. Would love to see the ship encounters to become less randomly generated, and see actual ships of the other captains travel around and do quests\\trading\\raiding.', u'hours': 101.1, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198007807564', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 310, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Eive Devheart', u'hours': 16.9, u'products': 160, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-30', u'text': u"This game's amazing and fresh. I liked everything single bits.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'DaCosta', u'text': u'Wonderful game. Fluid and responsive combat, increasingly more complex puzzles.\nMy big surprise was just how delightful the story and characters are. Almost everyone you meet is super-friendly, and made this such a captivating and pleasant game to play.', u'hours': 12.4, u'date': u'2017-11-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198072301721', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 677, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'gsamkrose', u'text': u"This is honestly the best game I've played this year. The writing is cute and quippy and the gameplay is fun and fresh even after going through the story once.", u'hours': 12.0, u'date': u'2017-11-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198158269499', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 40, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Sarkoth', u'text': u'Space Nazis.\n11/10 would shoot at space Zeppelins again.', u'hours': 21.9, u'date': u'2016-06-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197969749884', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 1449, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'ritlew', u'hours': 2.8, u'products': 215, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-02-06', u'text': u'Fun game for people who like math', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'TANSTAAFL', u'text': u'bad game', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2015-10-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197997192378', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 161, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Potato Lord 137', u'text': u'Cannot even play it is so laggy', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2016-05-28', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198300355420', u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 34, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'NishiLion', u'text': u'Costume Quest 2 falls a bit short of Costume Quest. In 1, you are presented with a new challenge halfway through the game, but by the end of Costume Quest 2, you long for more. The ending is anti-climactic. Despite this it is still a great game and still cute.\nEasy 100%\n7/10 Fabulous Presidents', u'hours': 8.2, u'date': u'2017-01-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 1443, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Confuse me', u'hours': 3.4, u'products': 42, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-01-10', u'text': u'The first one is better, they tried too hard on this one. if anything get the first one.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Hilarity', u'text': u"Enjoyed this game very much, just a little less than the first one.\nThe card system they implemented is pretty awesome, adds a lot to battle and you can choose which ever ones you prefer.\nI don't know why but I enjoyed the story and costumes in the prequel, Costume Quest, so much more.\nIf you're debating whether or not to buy this one or the other one, I'd recommend the first one. (This one was shorter and felt a little easier as well)\nHowever they're both super cheap when on sale, so you should obviously get them both if you can, still a very cute game.", u'hours': 5.2, u'date': u'2017-01-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198069108534', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 73, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'2018', u'text': u'Trash game dont waaste 25 cents on this\nbetter of thowing your cents down a \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing wishing well', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2016-12-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198075341177', u'product_id': u'545360', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 12, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'THEthatdude', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 63, u'product_id': u'545360', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-12-09', u'text': u'I recieved a coupon for this game via crafting, and for the heck of it i decided to try it out. The single negative review put me off at first but I decided to try it anyway. This game is sort of like the old arcade games where you avoid getting shot and avoid meteors, although this game is much simpler. In this game your goal is to avoid the red arrows/bullets and jump around the little levels. The red arrows spawn wherever you were last standing, so you have to keep moving! I have a few pros and cons, as well as suggestions to the developer:\nPros:\n-fun! Different in a few ways\n-It starts to get challenging very quickly, although easy to learn\n-Cute little graphics!\n-Level music is really good!\n-You can change to fullscreen mode in settings, as well as mute music and change language to russian (not that i need it)\nCons:\n-The stats counter for jumps and double jumps are broken, only shows dashes (Fix please!)\n-I found a glitch that if you jump onto the edge of a platform you can get stuck and not be able to move, only jump\nSuggestions:\n-The character can barely jump, you have to precicely time the double jump to jump onto platforms, i would like it if the character jumped just a *little* higher.\n-Its mostly keyboard controlled however you have to use the mouse to proceed to next level and select levels. Add full keyboard support and it would be more fluid through the menus.\n-Maybe change the main menu music to loop better, it cuts off and restarts which can get a little annoying\nOverall this is a really fun little game, its worth it to try it out! If the developer keeps this game going and fixes my little complaints I believe this would be a solid game!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'kabinka', u'text': u'this game isnt worth 25 cents, although 25 cents is worth not getting coupons for this trash game!', u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2016-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'545360', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 192, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Eldritch Baguette', u'text': u'Anyone who has played Star Traders RPG will not be disappointed by Star Traders: Frontiers, especially once it is complete. The game has some bugs but they are very minor and barely affect gameplay; crashes will rarely, if ever, result in you losing progress. They also don\'t stick around long, with new fixes and updates coming almost every other day.\nDespite RNG controlling almost every part of the game, the game still treats the player fairly most of the time.\nThe problems I\'ve noticed, or things that I believe are problems:\n-Some ship upgrades (such as the deflector arrays, sig dampeners, sensor array, and boarding assault system) lack an adequate description of their effects.\n-Enemies very rarely or never suffer morale breaks in crew combat at minimum morale.\n-The AI is pretty bad at crew combat. Every AI ship appears to have only four fighters in its crew, which it uses fairly well and is capable of putting up a fight with. The rest of the crew is a bunch of pilots/engineers/etc. which it often puts in bad  positions regardless of health, placing crew members with snipers and rifles (which can only be used from the back) in the front, and those with snubbers or swords (which can only be used from the front) in the back.\n-The danger rating of a wilderness and the level of black market access appear to have little affect on the actual risks of exploring or accessing the black market.\n-Occasionally a rifle appears as a sniper or snubber in combat or when equipping crew members. This issue only appears to affect rifles; snubbers always appear as snubbers, snipers as snipers, pistols as pistols, and swords as swords.\n-The "Naval Veteran" award considers all encounters to be ship battles\nSome suggestions I have:\n-Allow players to see what talents are and aren\'t on cooldown when deciding what to do during an encounter. (Knowing whether a talent like evasive maneuvers is ready or not would be very useful)\n-The ability to see what the trade law of a planet was the last time you visited it could also be useful, though is not essential since you can write that down.\n-Alter the date format at the top of the screen to include the day\n-Would be nice to have the option to completely exclude the story missions from a game.\n-Should probably make it so that a planet doesn\'t have as high of a demand for a product from another planet in the same system.\nI am unsure what to say about the card system. Sometimes I like knowing what I might encounter and having the ability to knowingly influence the outcome, sometimes I think I\'d prefer RPG\'s blind rolls, not knowing what you may encounter on this expedition or patrol once you click the button or exactly how your stats and abilities affect your odds.', u'hours': 38.0, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198225938480', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 21, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'bobbyg', u'text': u'This is really quite a fun game.  I bought it a month ago, enjoyed it, and have been enjoying it ever since.  The regular updates, commitment to the players, and focused attention is excellent.  This is 100% how an early access game should be.', u'hours': 143.2, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198019795288', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 229, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Hypnoticborrat', u'text': u'Game gets better every update and is updated several times a week. Devs are really dedicated.', u'hours': 45.5, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198099571233', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 88, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Brasten', u'hours': 31.7, u'products': 98, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-30', u'text': u'Battle Chef Brigade shows the marvelous and creative things small developers can do. This is a game that supports its story with its mechanics. While the story it has to tell is full of tropes it is still very enjoyable.\nTL;DR\n- Playtime: ~8 hours\n- Competent 2D Combat\n- Deceptively complex Matching Puzzles\n- Replayability: At least 2 times (once for Normal, once for Hard)\n- Story: Good enough that I\'d have watched\n- It\'s only 20 USD\nCurrent Negatives:\n- Limited Keyboard support (fixes for that should be coming with the first major patch)\n- No versus mode for a "cook-off" game\n- No freeplay mode\nYou may see the following in other reviews: Sidescroller, Match 3, Anime... and rightly wonder why reviewers are gushing over this fairly short game with seemingly very little replay value. To which I\'d suggest\nany capable reviewer or player doing one cook-off. Like any good dish, if you just look at the ingredients you may question if it will be any good.\nIt is important to understand how all the systems mesh together to really understand what\'s going on. The first major components is the Time Limit. Time managment is constant pressure that impact performance in the other two aspects of play.\n2D Combat: Is competent. I\'d leave it at that. It can sometimes feel a bit unresponsive, however that also feels like over zealous button mashing error. When you play it at a more techincal level it works just fine. This is where\npressure will start in on you. Being too hasty can lock you into combos, or cause you to miss some platforming. If you wouldn\'t likey make as many errors.\nwhen you can say "this feels like my mistake, and I can do better at this."\nPuzzling: Deceptive. 5 main "Gem" types, rotate 4 at a time. Combine 3 to "level" them up for better score. Now limit the grid to 8x8. Add required" pieces from the "Theme Ingredient." Limit the amount of "stirring" with Cracked Gems. Effects from different Cookware. Needing to balance making upwards of 3 different dishes at once. It can get very demanding fairly quickly. The "stirring" mechanic captures, in game form, the basic mechancial task of cooking. If you are not a fast "Match 3" puzzler, this aspect of the game may be too much for you. If do not come into the cook-off with a plan it is easy to get overwhelmed with everything you need to track. Fortunately there are ways of playing that can reduce your need to be a swift puzzler.\nThat could BCB\'s catch phrase. Did you have a plan to your hunting? Did you have plan a for you dishes. Now this is slightly thwarted by not being allowed to see the details of a Cook-Off before going into it, but only slightly. If If you\na match you can either Rematch\nReturn to Town and re-gear. There is no campaign penalty for doing either.\nThis is where BCB can start having its replay value. Even after you complete the campaign on Hard you may not have gotten all the Steam Achievements, if you are of that inclination. You may even want to go through it again, using different cookware and with a different "plan" to your culinary combat.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'awesoman519', u'text': u'Who knew cooking could be this fun?', u'hours': 8.5, u'date': u'2017-11-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198320118796', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 130, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Lord Shaftesbury', u'hours': 50.2, u'products': 211, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-30', u'text': u"I love seeing Kickstarter games come out and have them work so well. While it's not perfect I'm hoping for a sequel.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'qwff', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 310, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-07-22', u'text': u"This game had a lot of potential and I believed in it. However, since its very launch, the developer keeps promising a very much needed update and he never delivers.\nCool as the concept may be, the game is basically unfinished, with very basic functions still lacking and a gameplay that seems just a proof of concept but doesn't really go anywhere.\nIf you look at the message board, you will see that for more than a year, everytime there is a sale or some other event, the developer will come back and promise that this time the update is coming for real, but then he just forgets about it. Or some times he wants us to support his new game. One time, in order to get people to finance his new kickstarter, he even told us that multiplayer was in the works and we could betatest it.\nI used to think that the developer had just made the mistake of overpromising, and was now desperately looking for a way of making everyone happy with the obvious limitations of a one-man team. But at this point it feels more like a fraud.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'UpdateWindows', u'text': u"Do you like Pac-man? Do you like murdering everyone? Do you like hard games?\nThen this game is for you. The first level puts you in a badass Pac-man level that dumps you with guns and grenades to \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 up some ghosts. It entertains you for a little while when you're too tired of actual games. You'll never get past the 1st level anyways. I got past it and then never touched the game again.\nNot worth 2 bucks. Sure it gives you a whole 30 minutes of entertainment before you give up.\n6/10 || Get it when it's on sale or play for 2 hours and refund it. (Trust me, you'll probably never play it after you get through 2 hours)", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-07-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198078947360', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 41, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'\u267f Svinhugg', u'text': u'Pac-Man FPS shooter', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-06-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 298, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'04carr', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 92, u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2015-06-16', u'text': u"It's not a true sim. Missing some key features. On top of that, it's just plain ugly.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Dorque', u'text': u"It is as good as OOTP in terms of realism and stats, but it is WAY worse in UI.  What's with the tiny modal windows?  And why can't I see player stats instead of jersey number?", u'hours': 10.2, u'date': u'2015-06-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197970683990', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 463, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'DangerRyan', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 184, u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-06-14', u'text': u"I got excited when I saw this game on Steam. I was thinking it would be a cross between OOTP Baseball and NFL Head Coach. Technically, I guess it was.\nI tried to play it for about half an hour before I gave up and requested a refund. The UI was extremely chunky and didn't flow very well. There was no tutorial and I had to try to find every little thing with no help.\nIt's probably a cool game if you can figure it out, but it was not what I was looking for. If OOTP would've made this game, I would've played the crap out of it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'kiluminati07', u'text': u'What a great game this is. i have only played a few matches so far but im happy with the purchase. it would appear there isnt much of an online population at the moment but hopefully the steam sale will fix that. i was able to finda  game in less than a minute each time unless i tried to play ranked.', u'hours': 5.2, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198007729757', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 124, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Ortadragon', u'text': u'Lawbreakers comes out as a "Thats it?" I played it when it came out and I stopped playing it 6 hours later. Pick your cyberpunked themed class that either is a cop or robber and then proceed to kill and stuff with whatever set of guns and abilities you have in a map that is about the size of a football field. There is no gravity zones and no speed limit. Git gud and you will look to be a aim botting blur that no one will be able to have fun with. If you cant git good, expect to be fodder that sits on the ground barely able to hit the triple jumping, bunny hopping, knife dash stabbing, halo 1 pistol wielding, slide into max speed, wall jumping monster that is named "high skill, you win the match reward." Wanna do the objective? Pick a tankier class, oh wait, you died to the assassins. Wanna heal? Pick the medic and press e to win. Dont bother aiming because your guns suck. You can even just afk heal with Harrier\'s health pack dispenser. Wanna just kill things? Pick Assassin if you want to delete people, pick Enforcer or Gunslinger if you wanna poke people till they go away, or pick Wrath if you wanna do both those things and get a stress migrane after every match you carry. Now before I finish this off, you may be wondering, "What about the lore and characters?" It\'s in the future where mankind tried to kill off itself because all the adults are stuck doing 1337 speak. They broke the planet by destroying gravity and and now some cops and robbers shoot each other on maps that probably have never had a human live on. The beings you play as scale from robot to human. Their personalities are only as deep as a kiddie pool. Why are they fighting, who cares, shooty bang bang, tbag, #owned. Now all of this would only matter if you had a playerbase to even play with. Seems like everyone who wanted a HARDCORE SHOOTER said, "thats too hardcore to be fun."\nTLDR ; Story + Characters, Meh; Gameplay, You are either a hacker or fodder, its not fun to be either; Player Count, DEAD; Fun, no.\nIf you are looking for a multiplayer shooter, here is some suggestions.\nWant a team based shooter? Overwatch.\nWant a team based shooter where your team does not matter? Team fortress 2.\nWant to play Halo on pc? Doom 2016\nWant to play Call of duty? Whatever the latest call of duty is.\nWant to play a good version of Call of Duty? Titanfall 2.\nWant to play a classic arena like in the old days? Quake live (or Quake Champions if you want Overwatch heros to play as.)\nHate guns but still want a first person? Chivaly: Medieval Warfare (And look up a game called Mordhau, a clone made by fans who wanted to fix game breaking exploits like doing the Legend of Zelda spin or 180 no scope headcuts)', u'hours': 5.7, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 215, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'When Your Body Is Ready', u'text': u'game not good\ngame was poo\n10/10 - ign', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 41, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'gunsage', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 989, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-01-07', u'text': u"The original Costume Quest was a great game and the sequel doesn't disappoint either.\nCostume Quest 2 is, plainly, an RPG about kids trick or treating.  On the surface, that's all it is.  However, it's Tim Schafer at the helm with all his inherent crazyness making it absolutely hilarious.  The battle system is quite nice and nods to classics such as Super Mario RPG with its timing mechanisms and job system (well, costume system in this case) of Final Fantasy 5, but put in a very light way so people of all ages can enjoy it.\nSo yes, it's a turn-based RPG with timing mechanics based on trick-or-treating that is absolutely hilarious and charming...just like the last one...except this one revolves around a time travelling plot.  Pretty fun stuff overall.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'slatingsangan', u'text': u"Is this game for you? I will try to answer. Do you like rogue likes like Adom, Tome or maybe even Dwarf Fortess or maybe space stuff like Prospector, Drox operative or Approaching infinty, If you do I would definitly recommend it. You control a space ship with it's crew, and sometimes the management of all their talents, lvls and traits can become a bit to much... But we all love that stuff even if it is tedious at times right? Still in early access but their games from years past is still being updated altough rarely so it is safe to buy and will only continue to get better, probaly for years to come. I give this game a 9 out of 10 because all games could be better.  I've played this game extensively and still feel excited about it.", u'hours': 90.3, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198064864273', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 364, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Hackerham', u'text': u'Surprisingly clear game. There are so many parameters, but its easy to acknowledge them and fix newbie mistakes.', u'hours': 47.1, u'date': u'2017-12-20', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197993284712', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 259, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Anderty', u'hours': 52.1, u'products': 215, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-20', u'text': u"Mixing so many different aspects of being a space captain in one game, which runs smoothly on even my tablet pc. That's definitely something!\nArt style is superb, UI design is made with love and care. It's definitely one of the most important aspects of game with so deep management. Speaking of that - it's huge. Each crew member has many different aspects and mechanics, which define interesting approaches of what becomes of him or her.\nBeing a captain is hard task, as space provides many dangers, and working best options with your crew is interesting.\nExploration, spying, orbital activities and some more - those are chance mini games which, again, shaped by many things, as your crew abilities, system/planet/faction/other factors and so on. There is so much aspects, which you can delve in to and have fun. Of course, it's all made so accessible, that you as well can simply ignore most of those and just play game of chance.\nAnd that's where many difficulty ratings are quite important. On easy difficulties you can make your stories of glory, while hard challenges are truly hard, yet, we, space captains, know how to deal with.\nAnd most important part - developers are really active, responsive and helpful. It's hard not to notice their love to game and how they work with their ideas and ideas of people to actually shape this great game in to something even more magnificent!\nBe part of it, play now. There's plenty to do even in Early Access!\nSee you in space, Space Trader!", u'early_access': True, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Captain Camper', u'text': u'The game controls are terrible on keyboard and mouse, the hardest difficulty is way too easy, the game is capped at 60 fps even when you unlock the framerate (mouse moves at unlimited FPS but game animation / scroll is 60 fps cap), and I find the minigame of cooking to be very boring and lacks challenge.\nThe story is pretty simple but cute, though not entertaining enough for me to keep going foward.\nWith all that said, I still recommend this game for children because it is very easy and the story is cute. So if you have kids and you want to introduce them to platform and puzzle games in one package, this is a good buy (though maybe wait until it goes on sale).', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-11-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197993407356', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 360, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Hina', u'hours': 15.1, u'products': 234, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-30', u'text': u"This game is much more than what its individual genres look like together on paper!\n- Unique genre mash that flows together surprisingly well\n- Character and world design are great\n- Story is good and satisfying to finish\n- Equipment and trinkets allow for a lot of different focuses and playstyles, and makes multiple playthroughs more considerable\n- Daily challenges help even more with longevity\n- Lots of unique food art\n- The stage that you collect ingredients from in chef battles rotates to different places with different monsters occasionally, to a total of 3 different areas; each encourage different strategies and learning the layouts\n- Soundtrack isn't a standout, but it isn't annoying either\n- Voicework isn't bad, but some people have notably different microphone qualities\n- Story is relatively short (seems to range around 8 to 10 hours on average)\n- Enemy chefs' food seems to be random or picked from a batch of outcomes; I had a few rounds with a chef I was having trouble with where his point total at the end of the match was drastically different one time compared to another\n- You only play a different character once in the story, and there is no actual moveset customization, just move tweaking with equipment\n- Difficulty spikes occur seemingly out of nowhere sometimes during certain jobs, particularly the Puzzle job\nOverall, the game's really solid. Problems I had during chef battles mostly felt like they were my fault for not being skilled enough to pull off what I was trying to do. The characters are charming and funny, and the gameplay stands out incredibly well. There's a lot of replay value here, as well. I'd say it's definitely worth full price, and one of the few games where I actually hope they announce DLC soon!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'BehemothsRoar', u'text': u"Lovely, charming game. Super fun and frantic and really captures the feel of being on a cooking show. The only thing I want from this game is just more content. Not to say it's too short or too little for the value, it's definitely worth getting right now even if they never update it. I'm just so addicted that to the amazing gameplay that I don't think I'll ever be satisfied. Really recommend it!", u'hours': 74.0, u'date': u'2017-11-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198055483798', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 60, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'ThreadPool (Digital Coyote)', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 1077, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-06-25', u'text': u'Handown the best game in its price range. Addictive challenging, simple. Wow....', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Meme Man', u'text': u'Fun little game, but I got a gut feeling that this game could use rocket jumping.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-06-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198314623961', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 82, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Lord Death-Em-Up', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 48, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-06-23', u'text': u'Would be interesting if firing was a lot better - bullets come out not out of the gun, but some distance ahead, and a lot lower than the reticle.\nRockets move ahead only if you are stationary - if not they come out of the side for some reason...\nThere is also a constant slowdown (no idea whether it supposed to be some bullet time thing or not, but its annoying).\nLastly with this list of problems : Rubble brings you to a shuddering halt.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'JDawg97', u'text': u'This is great game if your \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing bored out your mind, very unfinished, needs to be patched a bit, and very repetive. I would recommend this game once its finished and patched a bit more. 7.5/10', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-05-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198073147999', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 199, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'jcoops96', u'text': u"I've been a massive Football Manager fan for as long as I can remember, and for years i've wanted a game that does something similiar for American Football.\nThe interface may look a little outdated, but it's only superficial, the depth in this game is fantastic and if you love the numbers side of American Football you won't find a better game out there.\nCan't recommend this game highly enough, FOF7 is the American Football FM sim i've been waiting for.", u'hours': 338.3, u'date': u'2015-06-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198052174832', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 56, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'NickyNichols', u'hours': 4.5, u'products': 295, u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2015-06-11', u'text': u'Best American Football GM simulator ever!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'traumdeuterde', u'text': u'112 hours counting...\nhave yet to receive a trade offer that makes ANY sense for my team....', u'hours': 199.6, u'date': u'2015-06-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198060401392', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 36, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'\U0001f44cPizza_Griff', u'text': u'best game for action', u'hours': 2.7, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198216351121', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 68, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Stellafane', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 64, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'text': u'FPS kok flying flying', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Colonel Hogan', u'hours': 3.1, u'products': 278, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'text': u'Problem with this game is the player base isnt there anymore at all. Its a  fun game but getting a match is impossible. Sadly only time will tell whats next.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'IIQII', u'text': u'Great game just wish more people would give it a try :/', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198143364078', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 145, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Figt me fegit!', u'hours': 5.4, u'products': 80, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-10-30', u'text': u'Worse than Bad Rats', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Dethrune52', u'text': u'PROS:\nFun shooting/gameplay\nCostumization\nGood graphics\nCONS:\nBad controls\nNo video settings????\nThe goddamn birds\nDead servers\nNo costumization on single player "missions"\nUNITY!?!?!?!?!!?!?!? WHAT!?!?\nI loved this game. Its enjoyable yes but when I saw it\'s made by unity I flipped my\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\nSeriously. \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing. Capcom. Capcom, one of the most successful and known company that made Street Fighter, DmC, Marvel vs Capcom, Mega Man, Resident Evil and other bunch of cool games and made their next game with \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ING UNITY? The engine that is supposed to be for indie games or/and developers with low budget??\nI think this game HAS to exist. It\'s great, maybe the developers are too stupid to think twice before releasing this game. I love the concept of it, though. Anyway, if you want a game that is similiar to this but did a very well, then try Killing Floor.\n4/10', u'hours': 2.6, u'date': u'2017-10-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 191, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Salvatration on Twitter', u'text': u"It's really not that bad. It has some neat ideas, and there's nothing that is actually terrible. It's just sorta mediocre, but still fun. The extrene hate is unwarrented, but I understand a dislike. Could be better, but be real, ORC is waaaaay worse. At least this controls faster than a handicapped sloth.", u'hours': 8.3, u'date': u'2017-10-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198119501258', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 312, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'MajorMoo', u'text': u'Went to hit the buy button\nImmediately proceeded to drown in decade old touhou memes\n10/10', u'hours': 3.9, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 594, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'BinaryHalibut', u'text': u'Waiting warmly has paid off, 2hus on steam!\nCan we have Soku netplay next?', u'hours': 5.3, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198044214830', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 63, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Utsujoe Reijoey', u'text': u'Great to see Touhou on Steam.\nHopefully more games will be added soon.\nOverall great game just like the rest of the series.', u'hours': 4.3, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198389951501', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 24, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Big Ounce', u'text': u'story mode great, online mode bad.', u'hours': 81.6, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 35, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'MxMster199', u'hours': 106.3, u'products': 39, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u"don't get me wrong it's a good game by Rockstar Games, but getting PERMA BAN for NO REASON, annoys me.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'dbkingstrong', u'text': u'awesome game and i recommend it but not for children', u'hours': 229.2, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 95, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'rjmadcat', u'text': u'Holy sh!t this game is bad.... Build hospital structures for 30 min.. afk 3 hours. and I am a millionair.. complecity of this is about are complex as deciding what shirt to wear.', u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198039640367', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 671, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'IceyQeen', u'text': u'FROM HAVE THIS GAME STILL NOPT ABLE TO PLAY IT , TRY EVERYTHING YET NOTHING', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198176878989', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 9, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Badger', u'text': u"This is a really great game as-is and with a reactive development team it's easy to see how bright of a future ST:F has.\nReal quick I'll list out what I like:", u'hours': 73.4, u'date': u'2017-12-20', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198036700165', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 213, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Strawberry\U0001f370', u'text': u"Game was delishously fun! Ugh Why is it over!?\nPlease... PLEASE tell me there's going to be more?", u'hours': 11.9, u'date': u'2017-11-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 175, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'hotmatrixx', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 1380, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-05-08', u'text': u"BORING, UNINSPIRED, and enemies spawn randomly around you - which doesn't seem bad until  you realise they just spawn  20 feet behind you in a closed corridor that you just cleared. Same enemy, endless waves.... you gotta collect the packman dots to get to the next level.. which is the same as the first level.\nOh, walls are destructable, but you don't have time to destroy them.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Technetium', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 20, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-04-28', u'text': u'30 secs ya  uninterested in playing a game basicly cheats to get a advantage !! friggin teleport the enemys behind you as ya run so no matter how fast, or clever, ect there right \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing there behind ya kicking you into the wall to get zap and die, also the kill area the walls are 10 feet before actually getting near it  this is amsolute garbage!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'\u90a3\u54c8\u83bd\u884c\u5492', u'text': u'An interesting game.\nLike pac-man.\nBut add the element of FPS.\nStrongly recommend.', u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2017-04-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198318964928', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 149, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'So Much Puke', u'text': u'>Trade draft picks to acquire players that all went to the same college\n>Trade other  players for rag tag group of QBs that have bad stats but have "potential"\n>Average 2-14 next four seasons\n>Get fired\n>Select to ignore the firing\n>Offer insane contracts to the rag tag QBs that still have "potential"\n>Move franchise from Philly to Orlando\n>Trade all remaining draft picks to Dallas for nothing in return\n>Switch to Dallas, and use draft picks to coach team to 6 straight Super Bowls\n>Laugh as\nOrlando crumbles into nothing\n10/10 Would be Chip Kelly again', u'hours': 103.7, u'date': u'2015-06-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 53, u'user_id': u'76561198120703523', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 170, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'DJ_K-Flav(R&B_Radio)', u'text': u"*****edit**********\ngame has a super steep learning curve, and it's like using windows 98. However this simulator is excellent, especially given the fact that it was essentially made by one person. I hope that the GUI can be vastly improved upon in this games next iteration.\n10/10\ndo again.", u'hours': 1585.4, u'date': u'2015-06-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198020736078', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 98, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Bong Ripper 420', u'text': u"Disclaimer: First impressions after 6 hours of gameplay.\nThis is the football sim that I've been looking for. Growing up I would play madden, but I rarely ever played any actual games (never felt like it was real football). The only aspect I liked was franchise mode.\nPros\n- Very accurate sim stats\n- Real life rosters (and the ability to edit team names)\n- Simulation only takes seconds for an entire season (one of my only issues with OOTP 16, the long sim times)\nCons\n- As other reviewers have stated, the UI from this game looks like it was made in the 90s.\n- I'm not a fan of the way coaches are handled. (coach drafts every season, I'm not sure if there's a way around this and I missed it)\nOverall, I would recommend this to anybody that wants an accurate NFL sim. The UI may be poor, but it doesn't hinder the experience too much. That being said, it will be frustrating to play until you get used to it. If you're willing to overlook the flaws there is much to like.", u'hours': 121.9, u'date': u'2015-06-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198157155005', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 100, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'ilke :d', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 1843, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'text': u'qq', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Almegeddon', u'text': u'I played the open beta and it was fun, but nobody plays anymore.', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 53, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'burneddi', u'text': u'It\'s dead alright, but that\'s not the only reason it\'s bad. It\'s incredibly generic. The character design is cringy as heck. The level design is bland. The colour palette is monotonous and hard on the eyes in that it\'s difficult to see what\'s going on. The gameplay is extremely gimmicky. The character kits feel dysfunctional and as if they were just randomly cobbled together. The "fast-paced" zero gravity mechanic only affects a small part of every map and isn\'t even all that fast.', u'hours': 6.0, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 9, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 245, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Mayumi', u'text': u'Online game without players to play, 30m trying find match and didnt play :(', u'hours': 7.6, u'date': u'2017-10-29', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 1077, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Tinky', u'text': u'A mobile game has more content than this pile of wank!', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-10-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561197997829089', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 711, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Drugs & Candy for Dinner', u'text': u'I paid $0.99 for this thanks to a Humble Bundle and I still feel like I get ripped off. Literally no one online, and "Single player" is literally just doing the same things over and over and over and over again.\nNot to mentio nI only bought it because I thought this was Racoon City', u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2017-10-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 385, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'WoefulWanderer', u'text': u"Another World is a pretty well known piece, so in a way it may not even need my review at all.\nIn my defense, I've never played it until recently, at least until the end that is, since I have never finished it completely and hadn't a pleasure of getting all the achievements. But I enjoyed many of the hours I've put into this game, admittedly looking up a few solutions to the complex puzzles I've encountered in the game. And while the game is not that long, it didn't take quite a lot of time to finish it, upon completing it I still felt some sort of personal achievement and pat myself on the back (the two guards by the bottomless pit really got on my nerves). The renewed graphics feel fresh, but still bear the same old school 2D feeling, for those with some nostalgic attitude I'm pretty sure the old pixelated textures can be turned on, but the whole gameplay doesn't change one bit. As mentioned above the game is a classic and need not be renewed or rebooted in any way.\nI would recommend this one for any and all sidescroller fans, as I think it's still a rather popular genre even in recent titles, but the whole atmoshphere of Another World really is a unique and yet ever so pleasant experience, full of truly distant world environments, which remain still so close to real life imagery.", u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2017-04-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198036276051', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 415, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'MASTODON', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 660, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-04-09', u'text': u"I had this game when it came out. I remember playing it all the time while listening to Pearl Jam's song Jeremy. Never did beat it. Looking forward to it this second time around.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'GummiJ\xf8de', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 139, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-04-09', u'text': u'Fun game in the sense that it doesnt really tell you what to do - you gotta figure it out yourself.\nHowever, the came unexpectedly crashes a lot, so after almost completing a challenging level, you have to start over because of this.\nGave it a couple of tries, but now Im not going to bother playing through.\nWhat a shame', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Timbler', u'text': u'Ever wanted to create your own Superhero group? This game is just for you with the right amount of strategy and comic fun.', u'hours': 34.1, u'date': u'2015-10-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198048161890', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 159, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'MeatShake', u'text': u"Man-Bot's the best.", u'hours': 15.7, u'date': u'2015-10-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 2315, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Ripper11', u'text': u"My dad had the disc version of this game, but lost the CD code. I wanted to play it, but was never able to. So I finally looked up the CD code and loaded the game. Then I found out it was outdated. So naturally I looked on Steam. I was excited to find it, but when I got it I found it had some compatibility issues with Window 8. I knew this would happen from reading some reviews and followed the steps one of the reviews listed and ran the game that way. It worked perfectly!\nGameplay was torturous at first. If you directed a character to a location, he (or she) would run off in some other direction most of the time and it took a lot of attention to keep the characters on task and became impossible eventually. When I followed the suggested steps, the gameplay was perfect!\nThe game is hilarious at the same time as being action packed. The click discriptions are plain funny and the catch-phrases are comically old-fangled. The graphics are simpler than modern games (as it is old), but it's altogether awesome! The role-playing mechanics are very sound and make a lot of sense.\nThis game has all the elements of a good comic superhero world. Colorful heroes and villains, clever catch phrases, and an amusing story line. This is among the best superhero-themed games I've ever played!", u'hours': 31.3, u'date': u'2015-10-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198121124292', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 18, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'BlankSpace720', u'text': u'Definitely a game for someone who really can stick with a good puzzle and has at least some skill with basic algebra and geometry. The game was really challenging and helped open me up to new ways of thinking. Not only that but the music is not to terrible to listen to for a long period of time. Cost wise, I would definitely by this again.', u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2016-02-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 128, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Fritz', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 330, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-02-05', u'text': u"If you enjoy brainteasing geoemtry puzzles then this is for you. It's not too tough and can actually be very enjoyable, assuming you're not the type of person who despises the sight of a triangle. The music and visuals are nice, the math is all simple enough to do in your head, with no fractions or decimals ever being required to come to a solution, and the puzzles can be truly headscratching at times. There's even a built in drawing tool to facilitate working out the numbers, which I found extremely handy. Calculators or any algebra past the Pythagorean Theroem are unncessary. Just remember that like in Geometry work, the visuals are usually not to scale.\nIf you get stuck, the answers are few enough to just brute force an answer, and there are two different Steam guides that provide answers and explanations for your benefit.\nAt this price, take the plunge! I actually find the music and visuals along with the unlimited time make it a great game to relax to.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Pedro', u'text': u"Great game, and most definitely worth the small price. The levels are challenging and you will sometimes comes out with a fraction as an answer and have to go back and spot your (usually obvious) mistake. There are a few levels that are so preposterous that you do it as many ways you can think of, end up guessing all the numbers to find the correct one and STILL not understanding how it was reached.\nMy only and biggest criticisim of this game is that there aren't enough levels!!! I got this game about a week ago and have played it casually, yet ave already completed all the existing levels. An update is needed super soon!!!\nApart from the lack of levels this game is great. 10/10 would recommend and download similar games.", u'hours': 5.3, u'date': u'2016-02-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198253889286', u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 26, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'chieny0', u'text': u"the latest touhou project 1\nZun's drawing 1\nBGM 1\nnew characters 1\nstory rich 1\ncuz the name touhou 10\ntotal mark:15/10  best game ever", u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198410470558', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 53, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Bunny Noctis', u'hours': 3.8, u'products': 116, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'text': u'', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Nanairo', u'hours': 6.2, u'products': 50, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'text': u'Where to start?\nWell, let\'s start with "I love Touhou", so we all know how biased this review is.\nNow, I shall talk about pros.\nThe release system, while making scoring trivial (according to some hardcore fans), does make the game much more friendly for newcomers.\nThe music, while it doesn\'t exceed expectations, doesn\'t dissapoint either. I feel it fits in the game well.\nI like most newly introdused characters. I can\'t quite understand Eternity, but I don\'t hate her either.\nThat said, this game has its flaws.\nBullets tend to be obscured by background, falling items or sometimes even your own options (Marisa\'s lasers are way too shiny). It doesn\'t happen all that often though.\nThere are some bugs left over from comiket version.\nOverrall, I realy like this game. I think it\'s very nice addition to the series and hope ZUN brings other games to Steam as well. If you are Touhou fan - you probably already have this game. If you are newcomer - Touhou 16 is nice place to start.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Cato', u'text': u'me encanta', u'hours': 19.1, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198302116884', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 7, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'SirGaspALot', u'text': u"This is a great piece of software. I can't recommend it enough and its completely changed my life. Its a great way into learning 3d animation. Even though you run into bugs or issues the community always manages to help. Its not easy and I imagine very overwhelming so definetely watch the official Valve tutorials if your interested. I'd also suggest to just start making posters rather than trying to make a Saxxy award winner. My only gripe is that the last update was in 2015 if I'm correct so in order to install newer maps, or items from TF2 you have to download from the workshop or copy it from TF2 itself and manually place it into SFM files.", u'hours': 174.9, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198105568190', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 79, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Ice Gazer', u'text': u'just great... i would recomend whatching the official tutorials', u'hours': 9.4, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198299220080', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 25, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'n8', u'text': u'so good', u'hours': 3.5, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198228923608', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 26, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'ValianTtD', u'text': u"10/10\n---\nMy friend's character is too hot.\n---\nBut Take 2 and Rockstar are greedy \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665s, sadly.", u'hours': 175.6, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198050240622', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 189, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'ClutchTime <3', u'hours': 6.4, u'products': 14, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'e ruim', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'STORM', u'text': u'i thought this was going to be something alot better then what it is,  dissapointed in the game play', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198167664034', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 36, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'zzzoot', u'text': u"camera control is terrible\ndiseases are cards\ngame doesn't have trading cards\n= terrible 0/10", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 118, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'jack_the_beast', u'hours': 2.0, u'products': 437, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-19', u'text': u'I can\'t reccommend this one. the core mechanics are good but the scenarios are too simple, most of them is just "buid the equipment to cure that desease" and it\'s over. there\'s no managment at all, which is a pretty big deal for a tycoon game...', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'TrebleCea', u'text': u"The game did not allow rotation of objects. You could not switch between tasks easily and items were oddly placed in menus. Over all for the price I payed it is worse then I expected in the ways that matter and better than expected in the ways that are pointless. What is the use of pretty decorations and such of you can't find what you need to pogress the game. Maker should have focused on making a working game than making a pretty game.", u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-10-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198428055719', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 21, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'bolo591', u'text': u'Ouch... this is a game that seems to have a too big budget for making videos and not enough money for development.\nThe controls are not well designed... Using the mouse to move your space fighter as well as doing mission log and other stuff is a bad bad idea that can almost lead to barfing due to uncontrollable spinning.  That is said, after watching bunches of stupid videos (trying to be in line with the movie with a shortened name than this game), you die again stupidly because of those poor controls...\nThe game is not playable as is... and that is probably too bad because the game had some potential for anyone that like the wing commander series.', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2016-06-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 4260, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Hainw\xe4chter', u'text': u'very bad game.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-06-11', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 871, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Munkeh', u'text': u"I tried with the mouse... and failed\nI tried with an Xbox controller... and failed\nI want so badly to enjoy this game (loved the film) but the controls are simply awful - on a scale that makes Surgon Simulator feel like an exact and high prescision gaming experience...\nIf you want to 'trial' this game, play Elite Dangerous, but use a greesy frankfurter as your controller, while viewing the game in a mirror, with 3 second lag. That might come close to how appauling the controls of this game are.", u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2016-06-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 6, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 178, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'The Sprinkler', u'text': u'There\'s a lot to take in at once, and the in-game help briefly touches on several things, but doesn\'t really HELP you figure things out.\nAt the start, the game gives you a 3 units to use, the first being a Crusader tank, which appears to be a medium tank with modest firepower. The game doesn\'t really tell you that, nor does it also say "Hey, this tank also fires special rounds that will slow an enemies movement speed.\nThe second unit is called a Dune Runner, which appears to be a heavy scout unit. Now, the game says that it\'s effective at taking out infantry, but apparently slightly effective, as it seems most infantry are meant for taking out vehicles.\nThe last free unit they give you is something called an enforcer, and here\'s where I kind of began to dislike the game. The enforcer unit gives you about 12 infantry in a match, which is nice, BUT their rockets IGNORE armor on all vehicular units. They can keep up with most units, and are entirely capable of surrounding and decimating the heaviest of tanks.\nNow, there\'s several different kinds of units, but they are expensive to buy, each one costing 10,000 in game currancy. All of them. From the \'skirmisher\' infantry, meant to take out other infantry, to the \'juggernaut\', the heaviest of tanks. This wouldn\'t be a problem, since most pvp matches earn you about 800 coins (I don\'t think they have a name for their in game money), but starting out and unlocking skills and perks for your units, you\'re going to want to spend that money, since the perks are mostly helpful. For example, if you\'re trying to become better with the Crusader, your first skill is a movement booster, which boosts anyone\'s movement speed that steps into the skill area. The second, which is one you\'ll unlock through spending experiance and money, is a machinegun straff, which in name sounds useful to you for taking out those pesky infantry, but after spending the money you\'ll find it\'s not entirely useful, and here\'s another problem.\nThe game doesn\'t really give you any stats to go on, at least from what I could see. The game will say things like "This rocket barrage ability will do 450 points of damage to units every .5 seconds, ignoring armor (there\'s another \'ignore armor\' perk). Now, this sounds useful, right? "That sounds like it might deal some pretty good damage." But you don\'t have anything to compare it to. From what I understand, Crusader tanks have 3,000+ health, and that\'s all I can tell you about their stats. There\'s just not much to go on nothing to really help you out.\nNow, for those who are still reading, I really want to go on, but there\'s too much to type out at once. There\'s too much to warn you about. The bad tutorials, the confusing game play, how the game is both fun and disappointing. All I can do is advice you to move on. There\'s better things to try and play.', u'hours': 6.7, u'date': u'2015-11-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198088843399', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 34, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Scorn7', u'text': u'A goodish RTS with a low enough skill celing that anyone who understands the simple dynamics of Rock paper sisors can play, its only outstanding problem is a lack of 3/4 multyplayer queing restricting you to either solo or duo queing or putting together 5 people to play in an underpopulated 5 stack que.', u'hours': 49.3, u'date': u'2015-11-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 143, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Aianh\u014dn', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 29, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-11-15', u'text': u'play it for a short time and at stard i notic 2 thigs 1 it not RTS and 2 just bad MOBA and most time bad team work so if look for a free to play you found it look for a good game look in defont spote', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'\u20ae\u029c\u1d07 W\u1d00\u0280\u1d1b\u1d0f\u0274', u'hours': 3.1, u'products': 769, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-13', u'text': u'WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE PC\nGO BACK TO BED YOU FU-CK CHILD!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Obey the Fist!', u'text': u"This is a 3D puzzle game where you guide the path of a sleepwalker to bed.\nThe art style is really off the hook, and does work well although it's very quirky, it sets a fantastic tone for the game and unfortunately makes the rest of the review hard for me to do.\nThe puzzle mechanics themselves are not very gripping or interesting, similar to old flash and browser games.\nUnfortunately the developer made a pigs breakfast from the controls, so while you can manage to play the game using mouse + KB, it's not a pleasant experience.\nGiving this the thumbs down isn't easy because the art is great, but the rest of the game doesn't keep up.", u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2017-11-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198030784015', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 3394, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'doomsdoge', u'text': u"\u2591\u2591 \u2591\u2591 \u2591\u2588\u2590\u2593\u2593\u2591\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2584\u2584\u2584\u2588\u2580\u2584\u2593\u2593\u2593\u258c\u2588 MUCH\n\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2584\u2588\u258c\u2580\u2584\u2593\u2593\u2584\u2584\u2584\u2584\u2580\u2580\u2580\u2584\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u258c\u2588 SLEEPWALKING\n\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2584\u2588\u2580\u2580\u2584\u2593\u2588\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2580\u2591\u2593\u258c\u2588\n\u2591\u2591\u2588\u2580\u2584\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2584\u2591\u2591\u2584\u2593\u2590\u2588\u258cSUCH\n\u2591\u2588\u258c\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2580\u2580\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2584\u2580\u2593\u2593\u2590\u2588 PERSPECTIVE\n\u2590\u2588\u2590\u2588\u2588\u2590\u2591\u2584\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2580\u2584\u2591\u2580\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u258c\u2588\u258c\n\u2588\u258c\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2590\u2591\u2591\u2584\u2593\u2593\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2584\u2580\u2590\u2588 VERY\n\u2588\u2590\u2588\u2593\u2580\u2591\u2591\u2580\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2590\u2588 SLEEPY\n\u258c\u2593\u2584\u258c\u2580\u2591\u2580\u2591\u2590\u2580\u2588\u2584\u2593\u2593\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2593\u2593\u2593\u258c\u2588\u258c\n\u258c\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2584\u2584\u2580\u2580\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2580\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2588\u2593\u2588\u2593\u2588\u2593\u2593\u258c\u2588\u258cPUZZLING\n\u2588\u2590\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2584\u2584\u2584\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2588\u2593\u2588\u2593\u2588\u2593\u2588\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2590\u2588\nDevs being really creative in creating the design. Not only they had this\npoint-of-view, they also succeeded to add\n\ndesign randomly thorugh the gameplay. Love the puzzles and the game for being not too long because the nightmare mode is making my brain tired enough. No reason to hate this game since we all need what Bob needs afterall.\n. 9/10\n+ Apple, fish\n-  Dogs, clocks, whaletrain, manhole.\ndon't they know Bob needs to sleep peacefully?", u'hours': 5.2, u'date': u'2017-11-13', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 93, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'salsgoods', u'text': u"As a loyal fan to the series for 10+ years, I was very happy to see that Jim released a new version of this great game last year. Being an exclusive single player of the game all those years, I finally dove in head first and joined my first online league (plenty of active online leagues with newbies and veterans alike). Single player unfortunately for me is a thing of the past now. This game doesn't have the fancy graphics that Football Manager has, but its the deepest sim sports game I have ever played. If you want real time NFL stats, players, and to actually manage a team how YOU want, this is the game for you. Draft mid- late round diamonds in the rough through the draft, drown in sorrow over first and second round busts, trade players + picks, sign top free agent players from other teams while building a championship team under the salary cap! Star player out for the season with a serious injury? Injured reserve here he comes, giving a chance to the backup or rookie sitting on the bench. My only gripes about the game is the lack of graphics and editing rosters/date in game. Football Manager is easy to add player photo's and graphics, and it makes the single player much more complete. Hopefully in the next version, Jim allows for more user friendly customization of the game. If you are a sports sim fan, don't let this great game pass you by!", u'hours': 254.4, u'date': u'2015-05-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198111164181', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 31, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'\uff24\uff41\uff5a\uff41\uff49\uff0d\uff53\uff41\uff4e', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 107, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-10-19', u'text': u'\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 this game no option', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'littleHILL', u'text': u'Absolutely brutal. There are so many menues that you have to exit out of when you enter like say multiplayer which is very annoying. Should of had the option to type in chat.It\'s really zoomed in on the action and would be nice to be able to adjust the field of view. The death sequences are long and have this garbage looking text saying "you are dead" come across. Looks great and it\'s plays good but just isn\'t there. Multiplayer is dead which is unfortunate. If you do get it, don\'t pay much for it.', u'hours': 5.4, u'date': u'2017-10-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198167372029', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 344, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'krisumaru', u'hours': 8.8, u'products': 432, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-10-13', u'text': u"Game would be nice... Graphic is good, gameplay isn't bad.\nWhat is bad? avg 10 players online, i waited a lot of time but was unable to find players to play online.\nAlmost all achviements require online mode, so this game is quite dead. No players in online shooter.\ni would reccommend if i could try online mode, but cant.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Blackbird', u'text': u'Truly amazing game! The pinnacle of Resident Evil franchise. Make more Capcom please.', u'hours': 13.2, u'date': u'2017-10-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 31, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 1497, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Biblin', u'hours': 1.6, u'products': 576, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-04-06', u'text': u"Classic game that everyone should have played through at least once.\nPre-cursor to Flashback, with the same rotoscoped animation that puts it way ahead of most other games of it's era and great visuals.\nThere's an epic tale of survival and friendship as Lester finds himself zapped to strange alien world and chased by almost all of it's inhabitants. It's tricky in places and has enough different death animations to put Limbo to shame. There's a richer plot in this game than a large number of modern titles and *not a single line of dialog*.\nThat's storytelling, folks.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Lt. Labcoat', u'text': u"It shouldn't be a game.\nI mean, yeah, at the time, this was great stuff. But all I can think of now is how the minimalist art style works really well, but the gameplay is so bad and adds so little to the experience that it's outright more enjoyable to watch the video walkthrough than to play the game itself.\n...Well, I say that as if videos were really a thing back in ye olden days. But this is a modern review in a modern age, and I'm not going to reccommend a game I don't enjoy anymore because of it's history.", u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-04-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 2743, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Rafael-57', u'text': u"Awesome game if you're up for the challenge and know that you're not playing a 2017 game (checkpoints can be weird)", u'hours': 3.7, u'date': u'2017-04-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198065775378', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 136, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'yeno', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 275, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2015-09-15', u'text': u"it's NOT touhou", u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'aon523', u'text': u"Obviously, a lot of people have been having trouble with this game. I haven't but I think I'm in the minority, so that alone might be pause for consideration before forking out on the pack. if you can get it to run though, Freedom Force is a lot of fun. I purchased the pack for convenience as I still have the boxed version gathering dust from back when FF first came out and its nice to be able to run the game at a higher resolution that the older version allowed. That said, FF avoids looking too dated as it uses a comic style for its design that, while simplistic by todays standards, looks more indie than archaic. The whole game has a tongue in cheek silver age Marvel aesthetic that honors the genre while lovingly pointing out just how silly it often is. It a delicate ballance that FF pulls off well with numerous superheros, archvillians and plotlines that made the game stick happily in my memory more than a great many other contenders.\nIn gameplay, where FF excells imo, is in the ballance between challenging and frustrating. You can usually find a way to complete a level relatively swiftly but you can't just stroll in and expect to win. The levels themselves have enough variety to avoid repetition and invite you to play around a bit until you solve them. The game mechanics work well but begin to show the cracks in a potentially great game: Certain abilities are of more use than others to the point that using half the roster simply makes the game inherently more difficult and the xp awards add to this. XP is too limited, increasingly limiting the usability of most characters in the roster as you focus on the better ones. In other cases, the XP is insufficent to max out some toons; Eve being the obvious example, with her top tier abilities inacessible with the amount of XP provided from her addition to the roster. The 'create your own heros' option is limited too, leaving such characters outside the xp generation pocess and highly expensive to purchase (and grossly overpowered if you pay attention to the weaknesses of enemies).\nIn short then yes, Freedom Force is flawred, it has issues but Great Scott, it is fun when you get into it.", u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2015-09-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198089651171', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 61, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u"Fen'Harel", u'text': u"The ultimate tribute to Silver Age comics and Jack Kirby's work.", u'hours': 9.5, u'date': u'2015-09-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 276, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'bluevayero', u'hours': 3.5, u'products': 152, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-02-01', u'text': u'For a quick geometry test it was fun and very slighlty challenging. I would really like it to be more and more difficult and keep on expanding. I would definitely recommend it if this happens, For now i would recommend it only for math lovers', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'nomster', u'hours': 2.1, u'products': 56, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-02-01', u'text': u'I was deciding if i wanted to do maths homework or play this.\ni played this.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Forum Joe', u'hours': 3.2, u'products': 790, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-02-01', u'text': u"It's like doing maths homework, but harder.  Brilliant", u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'TechnoEnder101', u'hours': 2.1, u'products': 38, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-01-31', u'text': u'As a gamer and a Pre-Calculus student, this is fun. However, the less nerdy may not enjoy it so much. As a suggestion, I would make the puzzles progress more logically, as there were times where I spent 5 minutes on a puzzle, but then the following puzzles took 5 seconds. Overall, though, it is a really fun game (for nerds).', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Dad', u'text': u"Good experience considering this is the first Touhou game I've bought. :^)\nBought.", u'hours': 2.9, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 34, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'LePoneyRose', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 324, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'text': u'I have waited for this day all my life', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'!choon', u'text': u'real ogs play marisa MASTUH SPAAKUU only', u'hours': 18.7, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 1101, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'cleric_m', u'text': u'Double thumbs WAY up. The Almighty ZUN deserves it.', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197984458816', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 50, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'JimmyGk', u'hours': 11.4, u'products': 67, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-12', u'text': u"One of the best action games I've ever played. No matter if you're a Batman fan or not, Arkham Asylum is a must play. It offers a great stealth system, innovative combat, and an unforgetable journey full of great atmosphere and great villain appearances.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Paperboy', u'hours': 11.4, u'products': 149, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-11', u'text': u"It's a... start. It's a bit rough, but I enjoyed my time with it. I didn't try to beat it, mostly because Hard difficulty is easy until the final boss and then it's armageddon. But... it's a classic! It's damn good! If you've decided to stare at this store page with the intent to buy, then do!... But go play City, it's a way better and more polished game. If you don't want to get a bad first impression, just play Arkham City.\nBut actually, if you want to play this game, just be aware that there is a boss in here, a giant plant boss. It plays to none of the game's strengths and I'm so glad that it was never repeated in another installment.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'=SM= Porsuk', u'hours': 14.2, u'products': 948, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-11', u'text': u'If you are willing to play this game in 2017 ( almost 2018), you will be suprised by ai. It is very good.\nAs a stealth game, it is very pleasing to play.\nAs a batman ( hero ) game it is not good at all.\nStory and boss fights are so linear.\nWith unreal engine power, textures are still look amazing.\nStory is meh.\nDo not charmed by game review status in 2017. It is not amazing game but it does good job.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'/\\ |\\| 0 M /\\ | Y', u'text': u'Complicated. However effective', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198294403513', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 11, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Chief', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 3, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'text': u'Great Poster and Animation making software.  A must use for any animator.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Gentlemen...', u'text': u'Fairly simple and easy to use. Like it a lot!', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198287621931', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 30, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'gery =DD', u'text': u"SFM p@rn? Nothin'? k.", u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198249410434', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 28, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Mini Grim', u'hours': 1.4, u'products': 439, u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-05-15', u'text': u'Poor game', u'early_access': True, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'ondreykulak', u'text': u"The best game of all the times evr lyterraly imean omg its so good i mean thre gorilas and rinos and\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665man this game is so good you wotn evn blive it. And dot evn get me strted bout dem grafics and system reuiriments i mean the best 1000/10 woud suk dev's\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665", u'hours': 5.6, u'date': u'2016-05-14', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 8, u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 1, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 303, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Loraickli', u'text': u"We can't do anything.", u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2016-05-14', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198035629716', u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 148, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Wungle', u'text': u'Did one game, 8 players, 7 of which were AI.  Fell into a ditch on my first turn and stayed there for 8/20 turns.  Then torch blew out and lost 2 more turns.  Meanwhile the AI kept dying.  By the end, I did manage to get a key and wander back to the exit, fire at my heels.  I and one other AI survived.  I lost by $50.  There was no skill.  All random and a little repetitive and boring  Refunded.', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198073092169', u'product_id': u'531780', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 617, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Maroszek', u'text': u"Just fired this up and BAM, highly recommended.  This is a digital version (more or less) of Dungeon Quest.\nWARNING!  If you do not like insta death games that are reliant on RNG, then stay away.  If you are okay with that and love games like the old Rogue, then you will most likely love this game.  I'd recommend playing it with friends as it's great to laugh when the dice don't go their way.  :D\nGreat adaptation of a board game that my family loves.", u'hours': 4.7, u'date': u'2017-09-08', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197970682603', u'product_id': u'531780', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 746, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'fretfulten5', u'text': u'It has a story mode but nobody plays it.\nIt\u2019s has online which everyone plays.\nIt has dedicated youtubers working hard to get to 10 minutes so they can place 9 midroll ads.\nIt has dedicated youtubers trying to stop the train but train is OP pls nerf.\nOverall it\u2019s a great game but the community is meh.', u'hours': 141.5, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198344503764', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 38, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'dewey.george007', u'text': u'***DO NOT BUY*** if you like playing online with groups of friends this seems to be a poor choice due to server issues and party members not being able to log into servers.    You frequently get the message "Server NOT available", even on very low population servers.   Rock Star should be ashamed of this \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665t with GTAV and its "Server" issues.   This game is not an open beta or early access game.   This has been released long enough that the servers should not be having issues and crashing.   The second issue is hackers seem to run rampant with crazy things like killing everyone on the server remotely and regardless of their locations.   When the servers are running properly and the hackers arent wrecking the game it is fun and the plotline is great with excellent activities.', u'hours': 41.9, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198143649565', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 7, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 24, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Cirr0s', u'hours': 86.3, u'products': 61, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u"-People say your only on GTA ONLINE for Modding, is this true?\n-What? Huh? Modding? Who said somethin' bout modding, \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665. You cookin? Modding? Man, I don't know what...\n[knocks over computer monitor]\nCome on, y'all! Get out of here!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Kingkillkannon', u'text': u"I don't know what all the bad hype is about because I like this game. Its got a story line, it's easy to pick up and understand. It's easy to play. The graphics are good for their time. I am throughly enjoying this game.\nI got it on sale, but gladly would pay full price.", u'hours': 10.0, u'date': u'2017-10-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198074500153', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 45, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Jibbs', u'text': u'Its a half baked game', u'hours': 7.1, u'date': u'2017-10-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198057412422', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 93, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Lord von Fleck', u'text': u'Forget you ever played Theme Hospital... and enjoy this tycoon game.', u'hours': 8.1, u'date': u'2017-10-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198052582282', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 1082, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Dab', u'text': u'if i dont have anything else to play then this blyad', u'hours': 8.2, u'date': u'2017-10-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198100248967', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 139, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Sifreddy', u'text': u'ITS ALL GOOD', u'hours': 6.6, u'date': u'2016-06-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 14, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'whit3ch0c01337', u'text': u'controls are complete trash couldnt play for over an hr  1/10 waste of my $2.99', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2016-05-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198088567989', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 54, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'James Brond', u'text': u'10/10 would uninstall again', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2016-04-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 75, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'The Goatnapper', u'text': u'>Made a balance suggestion on the forums\n>Dev responded saying "We\'ll talk about it during our design meeting this week"\n>Next patch, problem was fixed\nI think this speaks for itself. It\'s a really unique RTS/MOBA hybrid with a great dev team behind it. You owe it to yourself to give it a try.', u'hours': 49.0, u'date': u'2015-11-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 7, u'user_id': u'76561198027738175', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 192, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Spamdor', u'text': u"Such a small player base that you will get to know the good players. I had a great time the first week this was out. But battling against the players with 600+ games over and over and they have now chosen a completely slow and cheese strat with no counter play (1/3 of their force can tank the other 5 players without ever having to return to base to heal)\nAt first Weiwei and boomerhower were angry about it, then they decided to replicate the effect themselves, effectively turning a fast paced rock paper scissor game into a turtle battle of futile struggles.\nIf this game gets a bigger player base or a better matchmaking system, or even taxes taking so many perks heavier then it's possible this game could be fun again. Very sadly i'm out. This game was fun, but it's over.", u'hours': 51.2, u'date': u'2015-11-14', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197989645574', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 322, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'ejayrazz', u'text': u'This is a new review and one with actual content.\nThis game is wonderful, but requires skill and patience. You need to understand how the game works and how the best skills work with whatever class you choose.\nI would like to remind people that most people giving negative reviews simply are inteolerant. This game is NOT pay to win, but it does reward those who play it more as it should.', u'hours': 28.9, u'date': u'2015-11-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198042534872', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 6, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Captain Vincent Price', u'hours': 4.9, u'products': 436, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-12', u'text': u'A fun, if a bit short and easy, logical puzzle game with hilarious voice work and gorgeous art based on M. C. Escher and Penrose shapes. My first playthrough clocked in at about an hour and a half with multiple retries, but beating the game unlocks a challenge mode for added replayability.\nRecommended for fans of Lemmings and Monument Valley.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Catie Sai', u'text': u'yes\n>artistic game\n>salvador dali\n>i wanna sleep\n:)', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-11-12', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 4, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 106, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'AlecsD', u'hours': 4.1, u'products': 550, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-10', u'text': u'It has some good parts and some bad parts... Overall you will get a mediocre experience.\n*The surreal graphics look better in screenshots then in game.\n*Puzzles of medium difficulty.\n*Though it looks that a lot of effort was put into it, unfortunately some aspects seems unpolished..', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'durnsey', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 491, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-03-25', u'text': u'Walk in with a guide next to you, and give yourself a couple of deaths to work each puzzle out before referring to it. Fun reminder of how far gaming has progressed in 20 years, yet how similar it still is.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'pascal', u'text': u'This game is a masterpiece in platformers.', u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2017-03-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198033654741', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 101, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Slejer \u0950', u'hours': 2.7, u'products': 385, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-03-12', u'text': u'', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'DaMorph', u'hours': 2.4, u'products': 611, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-03-08', u'text': u'Classic. Just as frustrating as I remember it. :)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Cream Kitten', u'hours': 10.8, u'products': 288, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-01-03', u'text': u'Absolutely adore this game.\nMy only advice is to make good use of the card system - they recharge...and make the game a lot easier!\nBeautiful game, and although initally jarringly different to the combat system of the first game, it becomes very quickly a challenging and fun experience.\nCreating a squad with your 3 favourite costumes is a real treat (pun unintended...). So is upgrading the costumes - wish you could do it more than once...definitely will be drawing fanart for this game at some point. LOVE it. Sequel, Double Fine? Please? <3', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'ThePCGamer', u'text': u"Costume Quest 2 is an adventure game developed by the wonderful people behind Stacking, Brutal Legend and Grim Fandango: Remastered; Double Fine Productions and published by Majesco Entertainment and Midnight City. Double Fine Producitons once again hits the nail yet again with their cleverly designed and well thought out game\nCostume Quest 2 continues right after the ending of Costume Quest which I won't spoil here. Across the game's worlds you have to go and knock doors to ask for candy. Sometimes you will get regular human beings who give you candy, sometimes its the nasty Grubbins which it will send you into an RPG button prompt combat system. The combat system is sort of fun but can get very repetitive and boring\nThis game, the same with Stacking, is meant for people unlike me who are known as completionists. Completionists will have a ball playing Costume Quest 2 and leveling up. The game's graphics are really cute and well designed, the music is nothing special but it is good nevertheless\nCostume Quest 2 is the same as Costume Quest, it is very repetitive. Expect to enter the boring combat system multiple times and doing the same thing which is trick or treating can get boring and repetitive too. The game is okay at first but it can be impossible to finish if you are not leveled up properly\nCostume Quest 2 has some improvements from the first game but also has some new or the same issues that Costume Quest suffered with that made me not enjoy it. Costume Quest 2 however is certainly more enjoyable and entertaining yet somewhat repetitive at certain points and is certainly better than Costume Quest", u'hours': 5.3, u'date': u'2016-12-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 598, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'kraut', u'hours': 5.6, u'products': 38, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-12-23', u'text': u'I once saw a Youtuber playing this. It seemed like an interesting RPG to try out. It is a very fun game, but does take some time to get use to the battle system. The graphics are a bit intense effect wise, so you may want to lower them for a lower-end machine. I never finished that game, but I realled liked it for the time I played it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Narisa', u'text': u'\u5927\u96d1\u628a\u3000\u9069\u5f53\u3000\u52a3\u5316\u3002\n1\u6642\u9593\u534a\u304f\u3089\u3044\u30d7\u30ec\u30fc\u3057\u3066\u8fd4\u91d1\u3057\u305f\u306e\u3061\u306b\u3001\u3044\u3064\u3082\u306e\u3053\u3068\u3067\u3059\u304cPK\u5f85\u3061\u304c\u3044\u3044\u3067\u3059\u3002\n\u304d\u3063\u3068KOEI\u306f\u826f\u3044\u3082\u306e\u3092\u4f5c\u3063\u3066\u304f\u308c\u308b\u3068\u3044\u3046\u671f\u5f85\u3092\u3053\u3081\u3066\u3002', u'hours': 19.8, u'date': u'2017-11-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 9, u'product_id': u'628890', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 27, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'SB Jones', u'text': u'It is unplayable.', u'hours': 4.7, u'date': u'2015-08-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197970320352', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 204, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'BloodyThorn', u'hours': 3.9, u'products': 746, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2015-08-23', u'text': u"Let's start off with the bad.\nThis game is extremely dated. And it makes it hard to play. I'd make sure you head over to the PC Gaming Wiki and check out the issues with it being so old, and how much of it you can remedy. I can't seem to play it comfortably anymore on my Windows 7 machine.\nNow the good.\nThis is one of the most awesome squad-based real-time strategy games ever made. The rarely used superhero theme is very refreshing, and the Champions style character building is completely awesome. It's very tongue-in-cheek, a shout-out to the comic book world is cute and humorous.\nI really wish I could relive my first playthrough of this game. But to someone who has never played it, it might be worth putting up with, or working around the dated engine.\nI recommend this game to anyone who's never played the series at all. If you own Third Reich, stick with it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'SmartyFarty', u'text': u'good game', u'hours': 148.2, u'date': u'2015-08-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198021842927', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 62, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'jflorland', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 81, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-01-31', u'text': u"Pythagoria is a compilation of interesting geometry problems.  It's an easy 100% game too.  Don't buy it if you hate math.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Monaaa', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 51, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-01-31', u'text': u'*caution*\nfigure not drawn to scale.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'\xaf\\_(\u30c4)_/\xaf', u'text': u"This game is giving you answers from 1 to 9 and requires you to round up numbers like 4.6 to 5 (which is the correct answer, somehow, according to the game, but according to math it really isn't).\nIf you're someone that wants to spend 2euro on a cheap, stupid puzzle game that barely has correct math past puzzle 3 and you don't absolutely hate puzzle games and/or math and don't mind the absolute wrongness of some of the answers (most of them, really) and you're basically a masochist you should pick this game up.\nIf you're a normal and sane person and read all of the above them make your own conclusions.\nIt has nice music, though.", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2016-01-31', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 84, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Piyapon', u'hours': 79.7, u'products': 541, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-10', u'text': u"Truly a classic. Can't believe this game also has horror elements that are really freaky the first time you experience it. The flow of combat is buttery smooth.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'\U0001d50d\U0001d51e\U0001d52b\U0001d51f\U0001d522\U0001d52f\U0001d521', u'hours': 8.9, u'products': 75, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-10', u'text': u"5 Line Review :: Batman Arkham Asylum,\n[Agree, Disagree, My opinion]\nArguably the best start of a gaming series,\nUse of an innovative fighting system,\nStays true to the comics,\nSecond best game in the Arkham Series,\nThe map could've been larger.\n8.8", u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Mr. Smoke', u'text': u"Wow, I don't know why but I love this game very much <3 (maybe Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy are the reason but shut up)", u'hours': 19.6, u'date': u'2017-12-10', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 584, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'PerrySFM', u'text': u"I like it! At first it was hard to use but now i've figured it out and I like it! Great for people who like making animations or films\nand the tools make it easy (once you get the hang of it) overall I recomend it!", u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198311005679', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 11, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'FistPlayer', u'text': u'i like it like it', u'hours': 110.9, u'date': u'2017-12-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198256867358', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 4, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'marios14', u'text': u'dead', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-12-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 100, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'StoffelRatel', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 426, u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-05-03', u'text': u"This is one of those games that I wished I read the reviews on first. This game is terrible?! Don't waste your money here!", u'early_access': True, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'PANDOR', u'text': u'bought it for 89 cent still not worth it, my eyes hurt from what i saw, my ears are bleading from the zebras with the bird noise. hahaha what a joke.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-04-17', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 17, u'user_id': u'76561198137424341', u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 1336, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'OhioMan', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 1711, u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-04-09', u'text': u"Terrible! This makes The District look like a AAA title.  The graphics are horrible for a Unity game. Crashes, framerate fluctuations, graphics glitches.. I dont get that from AAA titles that need a hefty pc.\nstay far away from this game in it's current state, will edit my review if and when things start to improve", u'early_access': True, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Forest1395101', u'hours': 4.4, u'products': 8, u'product_id': u'531780', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-09-05', u'text': u"Fun little Virtual Board game. Got it to play with my cousins when I watch them, and they had a lot of fun!\nP.S. Just realized that sounded like this is a kids game, it's not. 23 and like it a lot :D", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'PhattyKakes', u'hours': 4.2, u'products': 234, u'product_id': u'531780', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-08-27', u'text': u'This game is a slightly edited version of dungeon quest the board game. This game is just as fun as the board game!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Rust\xfc', u'text': u"Even though I recieved this game for free and it is developed by a close friend of mine I still hope you will take the time to read my honost opinion of the game.\nCastle Explorer is a basically board game for pc, and what makes board games good? The experience you get when playing with friends so if you don't have any friends to play this game with and you have to play with only the AI, I wouldn't recommend this game.\nIn Castle Explorer the RNG reign supreme, and even though that might be frustrating to some (especially competitive) people, I have found it quite amusing that you could end up dead on your first turn due to bad luck on the roulette or a bad choice when picking which tile to pick up and place.\nSpeaking of luck, your heroes do have different stats which actually matter a bit when planning your run. If you have high luck for instance you have a much higher chance of surviving in the castle even after the dragon has awakened thereby giving you a better chance of collecting more gold before you run for the exit. If you have a big HP pool you have a higher chance of surviving the centipede or awakening the dragon which can deliver a ton of damage. If you have high strength you don't need to worry too much about that porticulus that has closed between you and the exit etc.\nTheese little things are what sets the heroes apart, but just like life castle explorer is like a box of chocolates and you never know what you are going to get and might NEVER get a chance to exploit your heroes strenght or face his/her greatest weakness.\nIf you think you would enjoy this kind of randomness, and have a few friends you think would feel the same way about it and who could enjoy dying on turn one and still have fun as they try and force/taunt you to take risks again and again so they don't end up being the only one who doesn't make it out (not likely to happen even if they don't taunt you) buy the game and make sure your friends does so as well, or at least play it singleplayer for a bit untill you are sure that you and your friends would enjoy it before buying it for them/asking them to buy it.", u'hours': 22.5, u'date': u'2017-05-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198012611536', u'product_id': u'531780', u'page_order': 4, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 448, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Sprite', u'hours': 23.2, u'products': 72, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'the first thing you here in a gta online lobby is a hydra above you', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Pablo Escobar', u'text': u"Iron Sky Invasion. Its a pretty boring game after the first hour or so. Sure you get to go around blowing up Nazi's but still, its really not worth it. I was given this game via a steam code from a friend so in all honesty this goes out to the people who want this game. DO NOT BUY. One of the boringest games in my Steam library.", u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2016-04-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198133194194', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 112, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Franklin', u'text': u'Had this one sitting in my inventory for ages and just got around to playing it. For the couple of bucks I paid it was value for money. Similar to the original Wing Commander games but plays better from memory. Some issues with the achievements but if you run in "Compatability Mode DX9" this seems to fix it.\nRecommend it if you see on sale.', u'hours': 39.1, u'date': u'2016-04-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198019116641', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 192, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Sober Mans Secret', u'hours': 7.1, u'products': 1560, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-04-07', u'text': u'Picked this up for a quid on bundlestarts. Well worth it, super cheesy space shooter ( movie tie in which i havent seen apparently) Just pulled of a trench run along a Nazi space zepplin..... doesnt get much more fun that that for \xa31 :)\nWell worth picking up cheap\n9/10 fun factor :)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Namick', u'text': u'has an awesome concept and is just awesome and nice to play, but it is near impossible to beat the A.I.', u'hours': 13.7, u'date': u'2015-11-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198066147971', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 101, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'sermost58', u'text': u"Should be called Battle to actually win\nSo here is my first impressions (based on reading other reviews and playing co-op for 2 hours)\npros\n-it\u2019s an rpg with great elements\n-maps are very well designed with gameplay in mind\n-several classes to choose from\n-variety\nCons\n- I have yet to win a single game in co-op against bot's that use the best set ups, and the fact that the matchmaker takes forever to find people and when it does its usually the same battalion as mine (ex. i was running dune runners and was put in match where there where two other dune runners.) you could see how that went (spoiler we lost)\n\n-Extremely overpriced and hard to grind 'perks' which give you nothing of use until you get way higher (which I understand its F2P but you don\u2019t have to make grinding battalions a \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 fest of losing ever single battle to op bots that are try hard. literally one game we were winning 228-48 and they came back and beat use 250- 230 I was\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\n-Again matchmaker needs fixing I have never had such long wait times in my life was waiting 5mins + to get into co-op (will try pvp que and put it in later edit)\nI give this game a 6/10 it\u2019s a pretty average rpg game with moba inspiration (5/10 with matchmaker being a\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\n(i am currently still playing though will edit review after getting experiance in some pvp matches)\nPVP review\nPvp was a way better experience than co-op, I was put with a team that actually knew what it was doing and I felt that I had an important role in the battle unlike co-op. IMO I think that this game is focused on pvp rather than pve after winning a match in pvp i was given bonus resources and made way more money than i did while playing co-op.\nFinal score with pvp and pve content\n7/10 again an average rpg with \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 co-op, in my opinion stick to pvp its way better + you make way more money and xp.", u'hours': 3.2, u'date': u'2015-11-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198038799337', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 17, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'SushiMeat', u'text': u'Fun game. Try it m87s.', u'hours': 45.8, u'date': u'2015-11-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197983986655', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 220, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Kev@n', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 581, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-03-31', u'text': u"a simple, fast paced, arcade-ish fps. it's ok", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'MIX', u'text': u"Cheap game to pass the time. I'm look forward to SHOWTIME 2074!", u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-03-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198054414382', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 160, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Farmskins.com \u272a \uff43\uff55\uff43\uff4b', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 69, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-03-04', u'text': u'its a good game to crunch time, but could do with some new updates because from right now the last update was last year.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'wolfbane399', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 5, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-29', u'text': u'I\'ve only been playing this game for 2.2 hours and let me say... I\'ve never wanted to cook so much in my life. I hate cooking. However, something about going to kill monsters (cute or ugly) and frying them up to serve to a rude judge is very entertaining. Not to mention the graphics are very pretty and unique. I feel like I\'m watching an anime while stimulating my game brain. The puzzle portion didn\'t start off too hard, but has progressivly reached "tricky" (or at least for me). I\'m so curious to figure out how the story ends up. That drive alone has kept going through the game. It\'s really cute with some nice voice acting!\nThe only con: be ready to find yourself hungry. Something about the process of monster guts coming together in a beautiful dish has me feeling hungry the whol time I\'m playing.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'izuroxx', u'text': u'Side scroller, match-3 like, rpg, action, adventure and all in anime style. Interesting and tasty mixture of different genres, sprinkled with an amazing art style. Pure fun, absolutely addicting must-have. Want more...', u'hours': 44.4, u'date': u'2017-11-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198006395077', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 297, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Ysart', u'hours': 9.1, u'products': 340, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-29', u'text': u"This game has so much charm and character. Playing the game was such a delight, and everything, from the gameplay to the music was beautifully created. It is a very short game. It took me a day to finish the story, but this is not a full priced game, and every minute of the eight hours it took me to beat the game was filled with fun and joy.\nIf you want a quick yes or no on whether you should get the game, get the game.\nReviewww:\nThe game is beautiful. Every character, even the ones you see for a very short time are full of personality, in the way they talk as well as the way they are dressed and posed. Their designs are all unique and interesting, making each character feel like they are their own individual, with a proper back story. The background and levels are on the same level as the characters, and my only complaint would be that they are so small that I'm sitting there wishing I could dive in and explore more. The animation is fluid and full of energy. You can really see how much care went into the animation and design when you look at the way the monsters move and attack. Everything makes sense, and all their attacks are well telegraphed. It really adds to their personality as well.\nThe voice acting is outstanding. Everyone has so much personality when speaking with you. I especially love the people you serve in the restaurant. Their little comments when you serve them always got me laughing and smiling. Everyone's voice and accent really fit their character as well. There was only one time where I thought the voice didn't really add up with the character and that was cause I thought the character was a girl, but the voice was... pretty deep. Who knows, maybe the character was a girl with a deep voice.\nThe music is beautiful. There were so many times while playing where I just got lost in the music that was playing, especially in the city. The music is so uplifting, it brings a cheerful mood to the game that otherwise wouldn't be there if absent. I feel like people forget how important music is, and only focus on the visuals, but I argue that music is just as important as the visuals, sometimes more. Think about how many games you know the theme songs to, or how easy it is for a melody to bring you back to a specific moment in a specific game. While there may not be any songs in this game that I would consider Legend of Zelda memorable, they are great nonetheless.\nThe story is cute. It's a world where people of different cultures and races bond over food and other culinary persuits, and you play as a girl who dreams of joining the Battle Chef Brigade, a organization that leads in the study of the culinary arts. No crazy nonsense drama. Just a feel good experience.\nThe gameplay is really nothing like I have ever played. Which is weird because the game has elements from a lot of games that I have played. But putting them together creates a whole new experience. You fight monsters in a side scrolling combat style in order to get their meat and other parts for cooking. Then it becomes a puzzle game, like a cross between tetris and  bejeweled, where you try to match up the same items to create a more powerful type of that element. And if that sounds boring, trust me, it is not. Time management is a factor cause you got a certain amount of time till you need to present your dish to the judges. And then there are minigames that I didn't even realize were minigames at first because they are surrounded by their own charming little story. Everything just works well.\nThere is only one thing that I dislike about this game, and that is the length of it. This is not because I feel cheated out of my money. I definitely feel like I have gotten my money's worth. Especially now when full priced games from AAA companies really leave you feeling disappointed and cheated when finished with them. The reason why I dislike the length of the game is that I absolutely want to keep playing. I want to see more the world, and explore the dishes you can make. It felt like the story was just getting started for the main character, and all of the sudden the game is done. And I can't say that this is a bad thing. A game that leaves you wanting more is a game worth playing.\nThanks for the great experience Trinket Studio.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Hopdevil', u'text': u"I really like this game.   But I have stopped playing it for now.\nThis game is a rogue-like space adventure.  As soon as you start you have to make decisions about character creation.   You can boost your stats up OR you can go with lower stats and a mid-game ship plus other goodies at start.\nBasic gameplay is doing missions for people.   This increases rep and then opens doors to better rewards and more missions.   Your basic RPG style.   You can choose just to trade, smuggle, or be a pirate if you like too.   But you will have the chance to do all these things when completing the missions.   So why not make a little extra?\nYou upgrade your character as you level up by earning XP.   You use money to upgrade your ship and pay your crew.   And that's where this game really shines to me.   Crew Management.\nCrew management means that along with your Captain Character, your crew will level up as well.   Your captain and your officers can have three jobs.  All other crew have can only have one job.   Jobs open access to special use skills for combat, mini games (smuggling, exploring, spying, etc. are all minigames), and back ups in the event of failed saving throws.  Jobs also provide stats that help when making those saving throws and with weapon accuracy during combat.  Upgrading your ship gives you access to more crew and officers.\nIt's a great game but the reason I am going to set it aside for awhile is that it's not complete.   However, the devs have a plan and are very rapidly implementing features from their roadmap.   I just don't want to burn myself out before more of these features are put into the game.  Fortunely, I don't think I will have to wait very long.", u'hours': 24.6, u'date': u'2017-12-20', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198009509328', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 153, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'PixelsHuh', u'hours': 4.9, u'products': 388, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-20', u'text': u"While still in Early Access, this game is already amazing and a really immersive starship captain simulation. And everyday gets better as the devs are releasing updates almost daily, which is great for us players. But please devs, don't forget to take care of your own health too. That's the most important thing.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'-FTL- Calico', u'text': u'RPG Space Sim with Crew and Ship Modding, offering plenty of different ways to play. Playing the Captain of your own little (or not so little) Spaceship you really don\'t play just the "one" Character but more the entire Crew, with the Captain and Officers forming the backbone. Depending on chosen Jobs, you can do everything from hunting treasures planetside, trading and forming contacts with the local factions or maybe going Spacepirate and busting some Traders.\nWhile the game in it\'s current state still feels a bit "dry", i do feel it\'s shaping up to something really great. The pace of updates and feedback from the devs are extremly promesing.\nFor the time being i\'ll give it a 7/10, but i can easily envision upgrading it to a 8 or 8.5 if the speed of updates keeps up.', u'hours': 44.0, u'date': u'2017-12-20', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198052209963', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 134, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Legend<3 | gift-drop.com', u'text': u'A Good game :)', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-11-07', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 6, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 55, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'THE EX-PRESIDENT (GENERAL CUNT)', u'text': u'Nice short game with fun puzzles that are not too dificult but also not too simple. Soundtrack is fitfull for this game and artstile of game is just outstanding if you ask me. Definetly would recomment game to play it for yourself. My only drawback for this game is that game itself is too short for me (needed 5 hours for all achievements)', u'hours': 5.9, u'date': u'2017-11-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198190417641', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 7, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 46, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Vaharrak', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 1884, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-04', u'text': u'Surrealistic puzzle game with a very relaxing and pleasing art style.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'AngledRootVegetal', u'text': u'vrai nice', u'hours': 9.4, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198237510734', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 16, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Akioness', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 176, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u"This game came out like two years ago? Looked good at first, but I feel like it hasn't made any progress on development, just added a bunch of\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665that doesn't really matter while there are game breaking bugs that seem like they'd be the first priority. It's really upsetting too because this game is such a good idea.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Cartof', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 1644, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-12-20', u'text': u"It's a funny game with pretty graphics and very light turn based combats. It is okay i guess but only on discounted price.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Nosiyboy850', u'text': u'to be honest i prefer the old combat system and the old controls of the game and also i miss the old everything to the first game their should be a classic mode button with the old key buttons and the old combat system', u'hours': 4.3, u'date': u'2016-12-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 146, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Bearboots', u'hours': 14.4, u'products': 325, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-12-01', u'text': u"A group of youngsters face a future without Halloween after an evil dentist steals a relic which allows him to drastically alter the future by allowing monsters into the human world. These monsters live off the currency of candy, something that is now illegal for humans to consume. Desperate to save Halloween and prevent the dentists version of a utopia coming to fruition, the crew goes back in time (and then to the future, and then back again?? and then the future once more... and then... kinda jump between the two a couple more times trying to unlock that freaking solar system costume) and save Halloween using the only logical method of attack... turn based combat!\nDouble Fine have a habit of making charming games that I love. They aren't perfect (except Psychonauts which literally is perfect and when I die I hope to be buried with it) but what they lack in one area they will more than make up for in story telling, character development and humour. I found that I take more screenshots playing Costume Quest games and DLC than any other game. Everything just looks gorgeous, not like a new AAA game where you can see every speck of dirt on the lead characters face, as he walks in a rain, with a lightning storm in the background and great lighting effects - no, not that. It's gorgeous because it's colourful and engaging. The world, be it cartoony, feels real.\nHonestly, I enjoyed the original more than the sequel but it's still worth playing if you're a fan of their work and want to support the developers. If you are not a fan or know nothing about Double Fine or their games, I would recommend starting with the original.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Midnight', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 2303, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-08-20', u'text': u'', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'no brain', u'text': u'Best game ever.', u'hours': 34.7, u'date': u'2017-12-10', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 6, u'user_id': u'76561198026697972', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 88, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'AceOfAllTrades', u'hours': 10.8, u'products': 105, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-09', u'text': u'Great game, combat is slower than the other 2, but more impactful. Has a direct vision that it wants you to experience.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'EnVyUs  mR.j', u'hours': 13.1, u'products': 51, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-09', u'text': u'ok now im not gonna lie this game could have some MORE blood in it but other than that the realism the tears in batmans cape the tears in his suit this is DEFINETLY THE BEST ARKHAM GAME IN MY OPINION ESPECIALLY HARLEY QUINN IF YA KNOW WHAT A MEAN ;)  but all sexys aside this is the best batman game i have ever played', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Darth Pestilence', u'text': u'Crashes right out of the box.  Junk.', u'hours': 7.3, u'date': u'2016-04-09', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198134688204', u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 1207, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Beardy Wog', u'text': u'Simply awful!\nStay away, stay away!', u'hours': 5.1, u'date': u'2016-04-03', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 23, u'user_id': u'76561198077569197', u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 1047, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Cipunk6e9ood', u'text': u'the worst game ever made by human kind\n!!! stay away from this crap !!!', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2016-02-24', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 9, u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 146, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'RazingHel', u'text': u"Castle Explorer is a virtual board game which centers around the idea of finding a key to escape from a dangerous castle and with more gold in tow than every other dugeoneer locked in there with you.\nIt works like this: it's your turn, you choose a square to move to, if it has already been revealed you'll just day an event card. If the square is unknown you select a random floor tile and place it and then draw a card.\nMany floor tiles feature different types of rooms, some have traps, others have enemies, others will lock you in or dowse your torch. This is where the challenge is, depending on the obstacles you face in that room you'll frequently need to spin a virtual wheel to decide if you live or die. This is a bit over simplified for time but that's the jist, your success relies quite heavily on random chance. Both in terms of the types of room tiles you 'draw' as well as the traps and enemies you encounter.\nIf you are lucky, the RNG gods smile down upon you and you reach the center room with the dragon, grab as much gold as you can and a key and then make your way back out before the dragon wakes and starts filling the castle with fire.\nIf you get out, you win. But it's pretty rare that anyone will actually make it out of the castle without dying providing you play the game on it's default settings. Most will perish in the castle, often quite unfairly, to traps and enemies.\nWhile the game plays best with other people and does have an online lobby, you can also play solo and it's a fairly challenging dungeon crawling experience and easily provides a couple hours of entertainment if you can stomach the inherent unfairness of RNG mechanics.\nWatch this video for a better understanding on how the game is played and my thoughts on it:", u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2017-05-15', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'531780', u'page_order': 5, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 797, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Skorj', u'text': u"You have no non-trivial choices to make as a player, other than your choice of character.  There's nothing here but watching what the RNG does to you.  Also, no progression of any kind, unlike many similar boardgames.  Great sound and the controls are obvious, but they forgot the gameplay.  There are many better choices on Steam.", u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-04-08', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197964808965', u'product_id': u'531780', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 500, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'nergalsmom', u'text': u"A cute little digital board game that pays tribute to some of the forgotten classics of yesteryear.\nIf you like board games where you get to choose from a cast of heroes with different strengths and weaknesses, but you want the added feature of brutal difficulty that makes every turn tense and potentially lethal, well... it's that.\nThe rules are simple enough that the game practically teaches itself, the basics can be easily mastered in the first 20 minutes of play. You enter a room, draw a card, pray it's not a big stabby ogre that wants to hurt you, and spin some wheels against your stats when the situation calls for it. Turns rarely last more than 2 minutes and are often just around 15 seconds, so the pacing is good.\nProduction value is middling, it certainly lacks polish in places but succeeds in setting the mood and conveys gameplay information fairly well. It's about right for it's price tag imho, although that is of course highly subjective. No bugs or glitches from what I've seen so far.", u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2017-04-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198042839176', u'product_id': u'531780', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 84, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Groudon510', u'text': u'i was playing it when it was free, i perfer overwatch then this', u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198372683697', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 15, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'\uff2d\uff55\uff4e\uff53', u'text': u'1 bil franchise', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 1, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 117, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'! DeadlyDeal !', u'hours': 2.5, u'products': 406, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'text': u'Tested this game for them and they want from me to buy it? LOL of the year no thx', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Bosvark24', u'text': u'Very in depth and complex. You can change so much the possibilities are endless.', u'hours': 120.0, u'date': u'2015-04-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198171831899', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 62, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'garion333', u'hours': 3755.6, u'products': 1076, u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2015-04-22', u'text': u"Sure, the UI is dated and overall look is rather ugly, but underneath that veneer is the best American football simulation out there. It'll take a little work to get into the game, as with any text-based sim, but once you start to get comfortable with the game's language and layout it allows for the best GM experience out there.\nThen join a multiplayer league and fall in love all over again.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Evil Fortune', u'text': u"It pisses me off that I never knew about this game... it's so fun with historical rosters. Look how many hours I've log into this game... Didn't even know about it till like a month ago. Makes waiting for the next season so much easier.\nTry your hand at becoming a great GM. The price is worth it.", u'hours': 158.2, u'date': u'2015-04-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198079103536', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 82, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Olsaien', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 455, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-03-22', u'text': u"M T,O9 NHBGV ERDSN YTGBV MIJN \xb5 NUYB TBV RD YTG U\xc5P+\xc5+P0NMJ7Y86T BV5YG7UJHKILOP\xd8.\xc5-\xa8\xc6'\xc6-\xd8\xc5\xa8PLKJMIUHH\xb5 2/10", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'wuzzdingbatch', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 19, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-11-11', u'text': u"It could has a great game play. Yes, it could.\nBut too many 'laggy movement' even just for a tutorial.\nMay be I'll wait until the game engine mature.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'poioquentinho', u'text': u'Arcade 1st person,as many game today, a work in progress.\nGreat to stress out, improve control to godlike and have fun :)\nthks', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2017-02-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198060365986', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 102, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'CobrawlGaming', u'hours': 48.1, u'products': 30, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-01-22', u'text': u"Fast paced, smooth performance (on lowest resolution though), and overall fun! However, there are a few things that could be added.\n- Slowmotion during explosions should be optional\n- More graphics/video settings\n- A level select/save system\n- And possibly different map locations, like alien planets\nCompared to other 99c games I've played, this isn't too good, but would still recommend because it's fun.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'billy bob joe', u'text': u'10/10', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2017-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198036759692', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 116, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'mELOKO', u'text': u"I'm enjoy it! <3", u'hours': 12.9, u'date': u'2017-11-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198055895287', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 224, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'AlienAsparagus', u'text': u"Great spin on a cooking game, brawler + match 3, get the highest points to win.\nJust wish I had more control on what you cook because you normally just scramble around to get the colour the judge wants and dump it into the pan and wa-lah random dish you didn't know appears.\nStory pacing is pretty fast so a lot of things seem contrieved.\nOverall, a great gameplay, ok-ish story and I hope it does well enough so the devs can flesh the game out further.\nOther minor cons:\n-combat is a bit clumsy\n-backgrounds are very bare and characters don't seem to blend well with them\n-every chef looks unique but what they cook seems to be the same? Idk I struggle to find anything that differentiates the cast.", u'hours': 12.0, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198086137165', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 63, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Rockmuncher', u'hours': 12.0, u'products': 746, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'text': u"An interesting genre bending brawler/match three visual novel of a game. Good worldbuilding and fun gameplay.\nIf you're looking for something not too long and fairly lighthearted and fun, this is a good fit.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Sir On The Edge', u'hours': 22.1, u'products': 1049, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-19', u'text': u"Silly amount of updates to this game already, plus all their old games got so much love you know that this isn't going to stop till there is more content than you know what to do with.\nHad a chat with one of the brothers working on this game on a live stream on twitch as he tweaked the game's UI live and got feedback from us. Even accepting something I put forward.\nThey are also constantly on discord showing stuff off, answering questions and listening to critique.\nI couldn't think of a better example of an Early Access game from a small team.\nOh, plus (UI early access quirks asside) the game is a tonne of fun already so that's always nice to see. :D", u'early_access': True, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Menace', u'text': u'I like Firefly. This game is like Firefly. So, I like this game.', u'hours': 33.1, u'date': u'2017-12-19', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197960655684', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 156, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Fatherberus', u'hours': 30.6, u'products': 68, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-19', u'text': u'early access bugs come and go, the game is a fun upgrade from the Android Star Traders.  The devs are great!  both in timely updates/patches but also response to issues, wishes, concerns, etc. raised in forums.  Overall, good, and getting better.\nI did not get this product for free, however I am a Kickstarter backer.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Foggy Dreamer', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 131, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-04', u'text': u'PROS:\n- Beautiful visuals and art\n- Decent puzzles and level design\n- Beginner-friendly game mechanics\nCONS:\n- Very short game, even with hard mode\n- Minimal story or plot\n"Back to Bed" is a decent indie puzzle game with great surreal art.\nI recommend it to puzzle lovers, casual gamers and narcoleptics.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'CrystalWho', u'text': u'I highly recommend this game but the problem is that people leave in the middle of the match when your having a ton of fun. More people need to play this game! Plus, they should update more. But get this game!!', u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198337200273', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 21, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Akimitsu', u'text': u'trash', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198361835159', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 16, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'TwistedFreak', u'text': u'w', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198252449728', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 3, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Paw Obe', u'text': u'cute game!! but I still prefer costume quest 1.\nbut all in all, this is a very great game, and I look forward for CQ 3!', u'hours': 21.1, u'date': u'2016-12-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198345953263', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 8, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Temmie Waited For Five Hours', u'text': u'NOSTALGIA!!', u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2016-11-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198091109382', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 85, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'\u2728 Hatty \u2728', u'hours': 15.1, u'products': 202, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-11-28', u'text': u"Got it completed with achivements and everything in 15 hours!\nThis game and Costume Quest 1 were bought in a bundle, so you can often find them on sale!\n(Even now as I write, they're \xa31.49 for both of them).\nThey're both super great games, but this one expands on the storyline of the first, and is a bit difficult than the other.\nThe play mechanics are also different when it comes to collecting cards /stamps.\nIt doesn't make it a bad game though! Just because something is changed doesn't mean it is a bad change.\nBattles are similar to the first game, and a bit easier in my opinion!\nIf you like to collect like I do, then go for it!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'LitGit.', u'hours': 16.9, u'products': 118, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-09', u'text': u'Masterpiece.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'MaterialDoritoVEVO', u'text': u'I could kill a zebra and it laid on the ground running around living a normal life.', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2016-02-20', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 66, u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 88, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Dwight schrute 1942', u'text': u'I like the game very much. its a really cool concept and has very good mechanics, But needs to be improved a bit!\nthat said the future of this game looks really good. its a solid experience so far.\nthe sounds are good, (dragon)(was)(Awesome)!\nthe variety of cards are good, (fingers crossed for more)\nthe artwork amazing.\nif you like boardgames/turnbased games you should like this! just like i did.\n#Update# Hotseat mode now avalible!', u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2017-04-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198003278265', u'product_id': u'531780', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 88, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'SoDogeWow\U0001f44c', u'text': u'Lawbreakers was great in beta, it will have to go f2p eventually though to survive. Its sadly lacking active players.', u'hours': 12.4, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198160968242', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 299, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Bruce Forte', u'text': u'Cliffy B is the new Randy P.', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 426, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'delukz', u'text': u"So you saw this on the front page of the steam sales? Don't, just don't.", u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 1876, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'GoPackGo', u'text': u'I play this game without the Steam interface so 1.4 hours is not accurate. It\'s probably in the hundreds actually.\nFOF7 is a fantastic simulator. It\'s probably the most realistic and immersive game of its kind, far exceeding the realism of Football Manager series (it\'s soccer, but there are no other football simulators so bear with me here). Everything from setting up your starting line-up to play calling is completely realistic. Player stats are completely within an acceptable range; you don\'t see QB\'s who throw for 7000 yards or RBs running for 3000. Even things out of the realm of football (like the population of cities, differing fan preferences, franchise values etc.) are simulated extremely realistically. The game has unending replay value; just pick a different team (or the same team, as stats and future development of players are "random" within a pre-determined range) and call different plays. The players coming out of the draft also add to the playability because the talent pool never seems to drop and you can have a career that spans for more than a century! The best part is that the game doesn\'t experience any lags, even after 100 seasons.\nOf course there are a few negatives: The "graphics" are primitive. Actually, there are no graphics to start with. It\'s a completely text-based simulator so if you are looking for a 3D interface like in FM, tough luck. Other than that the play calling, while very extensive, lacks a few crucial ones such as trick plays where a WR or RB passes the ball. You can still go for fake punts or kicks, but I found it weird that the developer overlooked trick plays during regular downs.\nI highly recommend FOF7 to all American football fans who were dismayed by Madden\'s franchise mode. What\'s lacking in graphics is made up by the extreme realism of this game.', u'hours': 610.9, u'date': u'2015-04-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198052714792', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 63, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Spider8461', u'text': u"I've been waiting for a game like this for the LONGEST, it fills all my football needs.\n9/10", u'hours': 47.2, u'date': u'2015-04-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198075297003', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 118, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Danius Greumach', u'text': u'I\'m a bit up in the air about this game. I\'ll give it a thumbs down, because it\'s not worth the money I spent on it, and it\'s a huge pain to be able to play the game the way I want to play it.\nPositives:\n- It\'s a good simulator, if you want to play with current NFL players.\n- The preseason draft option is fun, again, if you play with the current NFL players\nNegatives:\n- Trying to play with randomly created players. When creating a draft for these players, there are normally 2-3 good quarterbacks to chose from (rated 75-95), another 3-4 decent ones (rated 55-74), and the rest are completely worthless (Sometimes, the best rated qb is in the low 60s). Unless you get the first few picks in the draft (you can\'t chose what pick you will get), you won\'t get a good quarterback, and if you don\'t have a pick in the top 15, you are screwed, and your team will struggle to win any games because your quarterback is so terrible (we\'re talking backup NFL material here). The poor quarterback ratings don\'t seem to affect the computer-owned teams much, but a poor qb certainly affects you plenty.\n- The "Preference Draft" idea sounds like a good one (you can chose to allow the computer to draft for you, based on your weighted preferences on each team unit), but it doesn\'t work correctly. You\'ll likely end up with 4 RDEs and 0 LDEs, and if you try to move a RDE to LDE, he becomes worthless (his ratings go down tremendously). Even switching a RDT to LDT, or a RG to LG (both of which should have little to no effect), makes the even the best player on the team a mediocre one. If you could trade to even up your roster, that might help, but teams won\'t trade after the draft (I don\'t know how long this lasts...it\'s at least half a season).\n- Trading is difficult. If you can find a player that another team will actually let go of, they want way too much for him.\n- Searching for kick returners and punt returners in the game is a pain. Basically, you have to open up the profiles of all the running backs, receivers and defensive backs to see if they can fill that role. A search for roles would be extremely helpful in the draft (you can search in this manner after the draft). It would also be helpful for the long-snapping role. I hate wasting a roster spot on a guy who is nothing but a long snapper. Centers should also show long-snapping ability in their profiles...only the rookies do.\nThe "Full X-Factor" option seems to do nothing at all. It certainlky doesn\'t do what it says it should.\nI give this game a 6 out of 10. It is a good game if you want to play with real NFL players, but personally, I have more fun with computer-created players, and this game just destroys that aspect of the game with it\'s many flaws. It\'s also a inferior product for the price I paid for it.', u'hours': 159.8, u'date': u'2015-04-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 109, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'moldavia', u'text': u'Simple, crazy, fun!', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-01-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197962030479', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 261, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'oAxvry', u'text': u"This game doesn't make any sense can you explain please?\nSincerely, SkinnyPenis", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198211908575', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 34, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'MunkyMeat', u'text': u'This game is absolutely awesome. It made me want to eat bacon and make babies.', u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2016-12-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 118, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'MartiEscageda', u'hours': 1.4, u'products': 862, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-10-12', u'text': u'Boring. Operation Raccoon City is better', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'\u2728Animu Hunter\u2728', u'text': u'A good game with different game modes, a large selection of weapons, beautiful costumes, well-designed zombies, beautiful cards with good shaders', u'hours': 63.3, u'date': u'2017-10-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 645, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Supreme Commandant Lenny', u'text': u'waste of \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing 1$', u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2017-10-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 171, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Ye <><', u'text': u'Still one of the best sim and racing experiences around', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197986606289', u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 266, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'ThatOneGuy', u'text': u'This game is old, but still one of my favorite racing games (along with RRRE, Automobolista, GT Legends, Race 07, and Assetto Corsa).\nPros:\n+ the cars (2003 - 2004 FIA GT cars)\n+ the tracks\n+ graphics are still look pretty good\n+ good sounds\n+ tons of mods for it\n+ really cheap\nCons (mostly minor annoyances):\n- Had to do some fiddling around with nvidia profile inspector in order for it to look good\n- The UI is not too great\n- Had to work some magic in order to get Porsches and Ferraris to show up (google it).\n- have to run steam as admin in order for the steam overlay to work with this game\n- have to alt-tab out of the game after startup in order for my G29 to work with it.', u'hours': 23.5, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197993880142', u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 215, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Not-A-Spy', u'text': u'fast, skill required, charming', u'hours': 9.2, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198041733914', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 385, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Nii', u'hours': 10.2, u'products': 140, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'text': u'---\nA fun game that marries cooking and hunting into a delightful package!\nNeedless to say, the art for the food and ingredients are absolutely appetizing.\nThe character artwork is simple but expertly done. The characters have an abundant number of poses and expressions. The characters\' personalities reflect well in how they carry themselves in both the artwork and the dialogue; it\'s been fun learning more about the characters in those regards!\nI was a bit iffy about the gameplay at the beginning... but after playing for a while, it makes sense! You add and mix the elements in the platform as you would add and mix ingredients in a cooking pot. The mechanics are well-integrated into the story as well with regards to "carefully preparing" the dishes.\nPersonally, the time limit for duels are a bit too short for me to amply prepare. I would say it\'s enough to keep things challenging for me, but it might push some more anxious and less experienced players away. Maybe adding an easier mode where time limits are a lot more forgiving and hunts are less punishing would be good.\nI echo another review\'s sentiment about cooking loadouts. It makes more sense to me to be able to prepare your tools\nknowing the stipulations of the challenge. There\'s a bit of frustration in knowing that you have the perfect tool for this particular challenge that you just missed the opportunity to use. If there were some context clues prior to the duels that can tip the players in on which loadout might be optimal, I think this could turn into a fun little guessing game of sorts.\nLet me preface this by saying that I love going into the Practice Kitchen. Casually hunting (or practicing hunting) for the ingredients and cooking at my own pace, turning the dish into a delicious monstrosity for the history books... that\'s a very relaxing thing for me.\nIf it hasn\'t been done already, I would love the opportunity to be able utilize a mode like the Practice Kitchen and be able to choose the hunting location as well. And to add to that, a journal of sorts where you can record your best culinary creations I think would be a very cool feature.\nIf you\'re a cooking game fan, if you\'re a hunting game fan... heck, if you\'re a cooking game\nhunting game fan, and if you like beautiful 2d visuals to boot, Battle Chef Brigade is right up your alley!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'PotionMan', u'text': u"Battle Chef Brigade is a charming yet quirky hybrid of about 20% 2D platformer action game and 80% match 3 puzzle gem cooking battle. This game was far more story driven than I had originally expected, yet I found myself pleasantly surprised. The characters were genuine and there is meaningful dialogue and the story is well paced. The best part of the game is the cooking battles. It's an episode of Chopped mixed with an intricate match three puzzle game that slowly builds on mechanics as you progress through the story.\nOther notes: I hope at some point they implement a multiplayer mode where you can compete in teams. I think that the concept has lots of potential and the execution is rather decent. As it current stands the game is rather short so take it or leave it whether or not you feel $19.99 is  worth it.\nPrice aside this is a solid 8.8 / 10 for me.", u'hours': 12.1, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198107905994', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 416, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'direstorm', u'text': u'Game is developing rapidly into an entertaining single-player RPG. Developers know about and are addressing various game issues and are expanding the non-generated content at a frenetic pace.', u'hours': 82.3, u'date': u'2017-12-19', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198010019590', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 33, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'starfaller', u'text': u'This is a great game. How many off us have wanted to put on the han solo hat and go out into an uncaring universe with only our wits, a crew and a star ship. Too many game these days are just empire building or running a giant fleet. This game is something I have been looking for, for years now. What I truley love about it is two main things.\n1) you get what you put into it- This game does not care if you are a special little snowflake, nor are there any safe spaces in this universe. It is cold, deadly and uncaring. If you want to get rich then go out and do it. You want to have a reputation as a deadly bounty hunter or pirate then start stacking up the bodies. This game unlike many others will not just give it to you. You have to really earn it. If you dont care about your crews feeling they will leave. If you take your small ship against a much bigger ship and expect to win cause your a speical kind of snowflake, then surprise!! You will die. I have always hated games where you can number crunch and make an all powerful snowflake, or replay your last mistake instead of taking the hit and learning from it. I think you will find the hours fly by when you start playing this game.\n2) This universe can grow. we could see the rise of new houses or empires. New aliens races or cults could be added in also. New ships, armor and weapons. I think this game will have alot of support in its future. Its so good I bought a buddy of mine a copy (and I never do that). Give it a shoot and I think you will love it. - STARFALLER out.', u'hours': 138.3, u'date': u'2017-12-19', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198006651492', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 153, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Midas', u'text': u'Okay what do we have here?\nA game where you command your own space ship with its crew!\nFighting? Check!\nBoarding battles? Check!\nDamage system? Check!\nCrew has characters and not only NPC`s? Uncheck/Check!\nTrading? Check!\nDoes it feel like a living area? Check!\nI love this game, the feeling of beeing a captain, but not a heroe. Feeling the need of your crew, taking care of everything, making tough decisions like repair the ship or pay the wages :D. With every way, trading, spying warmongering, piracy and smuggle you can make good money and progress. In the end it feels like that you change the world, but the world isnt realy changing. The game is playable but has many loose ends, that should be fixed, like territory take overs. Your own hideout basing on your backstory would be great. A pirate bar, smuggler cave or something like that :D.', u'hours': 53.1, u'date': u'2017-12-18', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197972808103', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 295, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'PheewSiAiMurit', u'hours': 5.0, u'products': 6, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'WEEEEW. WHIT DIS GEM I DUN NOT POOP EVERY NIGHT........I LIK DIS GEM.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Beeng', u'hours': 8.7, u'products': 24, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'Ieste vurba despre un copil adoptat care e sinucigas si depresiv si despre un tata cu malformatii.\nI liek it\n*ANGERY*', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Papa Smurf | Skinhub.com', u'hours': 3.6, u'products': 6, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'very nice', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'KillerMuffin', u'hours': 6.2, u'products': 202, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-11-27', u'text': u"Great game, very easy though and it couldn't quite recapture the magic of the first one", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'GavinGalix', u'text': u'dead', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 207, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'AKRON.', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 194, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'text': u'This game stinks on ice!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'bobjoe15', u'text': u'lol', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 157, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'genghisdhan', u'text': u'The best statistical American football simulator out there, and one of the best satistical sport sims period.  Scales easily to the amount of detail you desire.  Has enough variation on each start to eliminate head-hunting.  The only thing I miss from past versions is the ability to set the gameplay time for individual players as opposed to the whole team but this is a somewhat minor quibble (well, that and I need to enter the real team names).  Well worth the investment!', u'hours': 54.4, u'date': u'2015-04-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198000319685', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 303, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Neber', u'hours': 11.2, u'products': 6, u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2015-03-29', u'text': u'I am having a great time with the game. The biggest problem is daunting UI in the game. which makes it really hard to find things in the game. but after a while you get used to it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Globalism suckz', u'hours': 474.3, u'products': 478, u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-03-29', u'text': u'Best Football sim on steam !', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Firen', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 279, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-12-17', u'text': u'This is not much more than Unity plus some asset store packages. A simple fps, lousy hit dectection, enemys just spawn in your back... etc. Even while you are spawning you can already shoot.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Slade', u'text': u'What the hell? Online does not work, the game generally starts once ((Feeling that I was powerfully misguided.', u'hours': 4.0, u'date': u'2017-10-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198220910308', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 15, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Echo', u'text': u'Makes Operation Raccoon City look like Resident Evil 4.', u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2017-10-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 9, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 175, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'HAZZARD', u'text': u"Why are CAPCOM still making crappy Resident Evil spin-off games? Just to make us suffer?\nAnyways, I DO recommend this game, at least partially. Get it on a VERY low sale. I enjoyed the shooting and gameplay, but since the online is completely dead I'm stuck playing single player. They should have either added a single player wave based survival mode or a Mercenaries Mode tailored to this game to make the single player worth it.\nAnother thing: The game is HORRIBLY optimized so if you are a low end PC gamer don't bother.", u'hours': 4.4, u'date': u'2017-10-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 80, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'MapleHamwich', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 176, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'text': u"GTR2 is a classic in the Sim Racing Genre.  Though the graphics and physics are now dated, it provides a glimpse into the depth of past sim racing titles, and some missing features from current games.  One of my favorite features from GTR 2 is the driving school, which helps drivers hone their skills in general, and on specific tracks.  RaceRoom had a similiar sort of set up in the early days that I really appreciated.  For it's place in history, and excellence during it's time, GTR2 gets a Rare rating.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'sapaczeq', u'text': u'I remember one day, about 12 years ago, when in my school there was a gaming contest taking place. I joined on the spot with my collegue.\nQuite good PC\'s (hardware), LAN, keyboards and GTR2 launched.\nAs I had grown up with racing games, I quickly dominated "noob section" and finally finished 2nd at the whole event. My collegue was 3rd. The 1st one was the guy, who played before and completed the game earlier, so he knew the "know how".\nAnd I remember a situation, driving Lamborghini, when I hit the grass with car\'s one side the curve and I was near to spin and lose race. I was spamming and blasting arrow keys to hold my car in straight line and return to tarmac with full throttle. And I did. The "awws" and "Holy\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 he did it" mutterings behind my ears are still priceless to me.\nStill playing, till today ;) Let it be as a review, just a great game for car racing freaks.', u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198044666097', u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 56, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'HammerHead', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 338, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-07-29', u'text': u'Still the most feature-complete racing sim on the market.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'MolaMolaphant', u'hours': 3.1, u'products': 1037, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'text': u"This is a wonderful mashup love letter to monster hunter and iron chef and puzzle games.\nWith gorgeous visuals, very responsive controls, and satisfying gameplay across several genres, this game does things I never expected, and I'm rather taken with it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Pat_V', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 111, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-03-07', u'text': u"It is an amazing classic, and this version could have been amazing too. Sadly, the game is randomly crashing on me and I've seen that the problem is occurring to a vast rang of users, so\u2026 I sadly can\u2019t recommend that version. Maybe you should play this classic on an emulator instead\u2026", u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'F4HLM4N', u'hours': 4.6, u'products': 569, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-02-26', u'text': u'I originally played this game on my Macintosh LC back in the early \'90s when it was named "Out of This World". When I discovered it as part of the All Stars 8 Bundle on Bundle Stars for $2.49, I had to buy it for nostalgia\'s sake. A friend of mine said "games are never as much fun as you remember". Well, this one is. While I picked it up for a fraction of the full price of $9.99, it is definitely worth paying full price. Give it a try. You won\'t be disappointed.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'v48e12 (insanity by culture)', u'text': u'bad game freezes evrey 5 seconds\nto bad they were to lazy to fix all bugs in this game', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-02-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198011502457', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 902, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'slevelneves', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 161, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-09-16', u'text': u'Nothing worth paying for. If the game is on sale, it may be worth it. I doubt it, though. 4/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'SuckishGuy', u'text': u'Games plays as well as my doctors when treating patients.', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-08-11', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 71, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Raedwulf Rauda', u'hours': 4.3, u'products': 160, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-08-01', u'text': u"This game has no redeeming qualities. As a management game, it's clunky and frustrating. As humour, it's infuriating. I gave it every chance to prove itself, but I just ended up loathing it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'PaiNKiLLeR', u'hours': 23.9, u'products': 84, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'The game itself was always awesome, the humor, the puns, the easter eggs and the stuff u hear on radio, etc... BUT the GTA Online is still something that didnt work... and still dont... I wish there was a consistent way to play co-op missions in this game... but i still love the franchise, just try to make GTA Online work, please?', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'waynester15', u'text': u'awesome easy the best game i own its always adding new things', u'hours': 658.9, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198299245843', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 21, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Tay Fake', u'text': u'good', u'hours': 204.7, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198014697726', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 51, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Akasen', u'hours': 6.2, u'products': 440, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'text': u'Disclaimer: This User does not play many Touhou games, and the most experience this user has had is with EoSD\nTo keep things short and simple, this marks the first time Touhou has seen a release on Steam (and I want to say a Western release, but I don\'t think this is teachnically true).\nTouhou games at their core are fairly basic shoot-em-ups, but in play, you\'ll find yourself practicing over and over again trying to beat the games absolutely dazzling spectacles of a boss fight without a single bullet hitting your hitbox.\nThis game is really not for those without any sense of patience or any desire to put hours into a game just to learn the ins and outs of a level, the patterns of attacks in every boss, and so forth. But to those looking for a challenge, this is a game for you.\nAsides from its gameplay though, you will find yourself accompanied by some really spectacular jams as you fly through levels and sweat bullets trying not to die. So there\'s that too.\nArt wise, ZUN could probably do with a sit in at one of Betty Edwards "Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain" lessons they usually do worldwide. Or just read the book.\nIn any case, I am absolutely excited to see this game on Steam and hope to see more Touhou, either ZUN\'s or from the doujin community at large, soon', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Craptain Cunch', u'text': u'Lolis and pretty colors, what more could you want?', u'hours': 6.4, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198080016502', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 38, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Ryx', u'text': u"Worth it for the music alone, but it's a fun if stressful kind of game.", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198042011858', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 174, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Ironhide', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 95, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'text': u"Not recommending the game IN ITS CURRENT STATE. This is an early access game that needs work. I tried the game out after watching some Let's Play on Youtube. The game looks like it will be a great open world galaxy make-your-own adventure game, when it's complete. As of right now I played roughly an hour and found myself being frustrated with the UI, the obtuse ship stat system which is not clear, and the lack of variety in the ship upgrades. The trading system is very nice (offers a rating on a price of an item, when you sell an item it will tell you your profit beforehand). The missions are somewhat uninspired but that is okay (if you want to be a badass in space combat you certianly can focus on that). During combat its hard to know what is happeneing. It quickly becomes a game of smash the weapon you want to use, hope it doesnt get damaged by the enemy (seemingly randomly) and hope you damage the enemies engines or weapons (also random, would be nice to choose what you are targeting). I could probably go on but I think I've said enough.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Tom&Jerry.tas[Myanmar]', u'text': u'Any Who Active Online game play together join game play.\nJoin facebook group come together game play', u'hours': 23.0, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198079174237', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 22, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'ScooterGun', u'hours': 26.6, u'products': 48, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'text': u"A very good game, gamestyle simple but challenging.\nIf you like tower defense style's game, you should play this game,this game will give you idea about how to offense and defense.\nStory mode not long,but once you finish it,you will learn much.\nSadly after it release so many years,I havent find another game similiar to it yet in Steam.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'TimothyGamez', u'hours': 11.4, u'products': 2, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'This game is very fun, the only downside is that no one plays it anymore alothough you can do split screen, where one uses a Steam Controlloer the others uses a keyboard. This game is amazing and has a wonderful price tag on it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'clefik', u'text': u'the game is very laggy and you nee dto fix the bug that gives you a tour when t=you start a gamemode and you ccant ge tout of it', u'hours': 4.4, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198242660878', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 8, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'jabadabadabadac', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 129, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'text': u'no', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Wubby-Wubby Wubchumps', u'text': u"This game is text based. If you're in to that sort of thing and have imagination then you can have a great time with this game. You're the president of a team. You choose where your team is located, the name, the coaches, the players, the training staff, roster moves, draft decisions, trades, gameplan, ticket prices, stadium construction, and essentially anything else that a team president would generally control.\nSome of the things that i'm able to control I really don't want to control such as the gameplan for the team. That's something the coach that I hired should control. I don't want to guess how much to charge for tickets so that is also delegated. For me the fun is in putting the team together. Deciding on my coaches, players, free agency, and the draft. The key to success in this game is drafting well and being smart with your contracts. The scouting information you receive is dependent on how well your scouting staff evaluates talent. Then there are curveballs thrown in such as player volatility. Many factors go in to scouting information and the accurracy of that information.\nIn some cases your scouts can be dead wrong about a player such as in the real NFL. In some cases players may not be committed and you will see your prized first round pick with tons of potential not really develop. Or in some cases he may even begin to regress. This accurracy of information can be adjusted. By default it's set at 50. I have left it on 50 because it does seem like a good balance. I would imagine that on 0 you just couldn't depend on any information your scouts give you and set on 100 the information would be 100% accurrate.\nThis game is a lot like Head Coach 2009. That is a game that I loved because the draft was very exciting. Front Office Football gives a similar excitement. Though the drafts are not accompanied by Schefter talking about the prospects you are not limited to just 15 seasons like in HC09. I think i'm currently in year 2132 of my franchise. I should have been dead long ago. :)\nYou have to consider things like leadership, how players mesh together, conflicts between players, and players with a bad attitude. All of these things are done very well in this game. I'm not a young man anymore and played Madden since the first one. Franchise mode was what I used to love to play because it felt like you were in control of your favorite team. Head Coach was similar. However, I think that FOF7 does a much better job of giving you control and a realistic feeling of managing a team.\nI'm so thankful that I found this game. I didn't know it existed until it arrived on steam. I was still playing Head Coach 09 even though I had memorized all of the players names and how good they were. Then when I got this game I just fell in love. Not at first but once I got into it a little deeper. FOF7 is a game that has infinite replayability. The drafts are completely random. The names and stats are randomly generated so you'll never run into that problem that I had with Head Coach.\nIt's hard to describe a text based game but I can say that this game is a ton of fun. It's challenging, rewarding, and something that you can play without getting bored of it.\nThat being said it isn't perfect - but it's close. There are some little ergonomic issues like with mouse wheel scrolling in certain menus and things. Nothing major and it's just more of an annoyance that adds an extra click to your menu diving. That's really the only complaint. I'm not sure how many hours i've played but i have never had a single crash in all my hours. Everything runs perfect.\nThis is truly the greatest football management game ever. It's certainly worth it's pricetag if you're someone like me. I will probably play this for the rest of my life and not get tired of it. I love it.", u'hours': 886.2, u'date': u'2015-03-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197987152970', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 97, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u's0nd03s', u'text': u'Game is a total waste. Gameplay, movement and either...', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-10-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198065312181', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 16, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'renatyllib', u'hours': 48.4, u'products': 174, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-10-02', u'text': u'not a great spin-off', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Farmskins.*** hellcase.com', u'text': u"Isn't innovation great? Why adhere to a type?", u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-10-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 254, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'thy lord of casuals', u'hours': 1.7, u'products': 91, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-09-23', u'text': u"this gaem is bed. a solid X/Y. I swear I didn't get this in a humble bundle full of decent games.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'ECAR_TRACKS', u'text': u"A quick review: after 13 years, it's still the most complete title so far. 24 hours full cycle, smart AI, variable weather, a full series story and championships. A true study-case for the modern SIM-racing producers (actually most of them only hot lap simulators) learn how to do the stuff.", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-07-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561197995600698', u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 29, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'acdcdave1387', u'hours': 4.4, u'products': 260, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-07-02', u'text': u'I had this game on disc back in the day and spent thousands of hours learning how to sim-race on it. It wasn\'t my first sim racing title but it was the one I used the most when I got my first wheel and also where I learned to drive a manual.\nSadly, this Steam version of the game came about after a lengthy lawsuit in which Simbin lost the rights to have certain car manufacturers in the game anymore. Thus, this title does not grant you the ability to drive several vehicles (if I recall, Ferrari, Porsche and Lamborghini are no longer present but I could be wrong). To make matters even worse, not only can you NOT drive them but the AI still do; so when you are racing there will be literally dozens of cars with all black textures which completely and utterly kills any sense of immersion or realism.\nThere is a workaround to get those cars back but requires some more "advanced" steps that the simplified gamer may not be capable of following. In my opinion, there are other more modern sim racers out there that provide ALMOST the level of satisfying modern GT racing that this game brought to the table so go check out something else.\nThe ONLY reason why you should still buy this and why I am still willing to rate this title up is because you can acquire a FANTASTIC mod called the "Power & Glory" mod which essentially replaced GT Legends and even expands upon it.\nAside from Automobilista this is arguably the best title built atop the rFactor engine and unlike Automobilista this is actually the most feature rich, including night racing, full dynamic wet weather and allows up to 24 hours of racing in one event with dynamic weather and time enabled.\nYou can enjoy this terrific rFactor engine at its finest with the terrific "Power & Glory" mod as you should.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Kotone is bae', u'hours': 11.2, u'products': 72, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-06-29', u'text': u'GTR2 is one of the most well known and beloved racing sims for good reason. It is a game that got just about everything right and still holds up, 11 years since its release. It delivers on everything a fanatical GT racing fan like myself would want out of a racing game.\nSense of speed is great, car models, interiors and sounds are spot on, physics are excellent and the game has full wheel support with lots of options. It also has mod support as well.\nThe Steam version of this game does have some drawbacks. While I really like being able to own this game once more and being able to play it in 1900x1200 resolution with my G27, buyers should know that Ferrari and Porsche models are not accessible without mods, most likely to licensing issues at the time the game came out on Steam. Also, if you do not run Steam as an administrator and make sure to double click the game from your library and choose "Play Game", your playtime will not be recorded and you won\'t have access to the Steam overlay. It is a minor issue but it is quite annoying. This issue was also present in GT Legends.\nMinor laws aside, this game is absolutely brilliant and I highly recommend it if you are a fan of GT and Endurance racing.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'-=[TsjuunTze]=-', u'text': u'Those were the days.....\nWhen i first played this game in 1992 on DOS I almost went crazy. It was like something i never seen. And back then it was the best looking game out there (well at least to me it was) If i remeber well a friend of mine did play it on his Amiga but it didnt look as good as on DOS, while most of the time with other games that was the other way around.\nNow fast forward to 2017 two feelings come over me:\n1. OMG I am getting old!\n2. WOW this game is still good (yes its remasterd but still the gameplay and story are the same)\nFor its day this was a revolution.\nPlease keep in mind this game is form a time before Doom, Heretic, ROTT, Quake, heck even Wolfsenstein 3D. This was pure magic for the 10yo verson of me. Now the 35yo version still loves it and not JUST out of nostalgia -it does help tho- but also cause this is still very relevant today. And for all to enjoy even without an emulator!', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-02-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197978624503', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 153, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'mooseablethenok', u'text': u"Yes. Get this game. Learn what mind blowing graphics were in 1991, remember a time when a hacker, a vision, and way too much time in front of an assembler is all it took to put a game to market. Sparce in music, no hint system, just you, your Buddy, and your blaster that always seems to go out at just the wrong time vs an entire world of aliens.\nThis game, it's hard. Brutally hard. This was a time when progress was the reward for those who took the time to master the game, because storage constraints meant the game had to fit and ship on 2 or 3 floppy disks. You will die, you will die a lot, and you will die brutally. This is the game the wise elder geeks cut their teeth on, this is why they complain about today's modern games that spoonfeed you hints and story without subtext. Despite everything that would be a game's deathknel in today's modern game scene, it works. You piece the story together by interacting with the world. The deaths are unfair, and unapologeticly so; as this alien world is not fair, the odds are stacked against you to survive. If you died doing a thing, you learn not to do that thing, and try something else. Remember as you see the password scene though, that you will be back at the puzzle in seconds due to your fast gee wiz machine, back in '91 your mistake would earn you 30/40 seconds of loading time to ponder just where you went wrong. Press on, because every obstacle can be overcome. You can get through in about an afternoon of determined play.", u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2017-02-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198022296900', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 142, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'akosinho', u'text': u'Another World is a milestone in computer gaming evolution. For younger gamers it might be not clear why, because in comparison to modern titles AW is of course ascetic and visually poor, but at the time of it\'s release in early 90\'s it was a little revolution in platform type of games, further continued by Flashback and many others, mostly because of animation and movement of a character, but also due to diversity of adventure and puzzles - every level is something different, you\'re not doing boring stuff here.\nAs regards remastered version, the most important thing is that, unlike new version of Flashback (which is a bit dissapointment by the way), it doesn\'t change the game design and mechanics except adding optional higher resolution (you can switch it during play by pressing "p" key) and levels of difficulty.\nBefore i started to play, after more than 20 years, i had thought that it was going to be just a little nostalgic return to Amiga times, but this game "still got it" and it took me for a couple of hours again - i just had to finish it once more and i hope i\'ll be able to do this again at it\'s 50th anniversary ;)', u'hours': 3.6, u'date': u'2017-02-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198067665219', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 171, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'EasyZinKC', u'text': u'Game is fun.  Sandbox was really cool.', u'hours': 91.8, u'date': u'2017-07-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198040718794', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 92, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'atomik_thunder', u'text': u'Apparently I was remembering Theme Hospital when I saw this on sale...  I bought this for $1.24 and I\'m too embarrassed to ask for my buck twenty four back, so I\'m going to have to just slap myself in the face and say ten hail Mary\'s.\nClunky controls.\nLousy UI.\nIdiotic AI.\nUgly animations.\nYou can "customize" the color of rooms and objects, but everything besides the default color is hideous, like a kid fiddling with the hue value on a photograph.\nCamera sucks.\nGets one point because my hospital staff keeps not dealing with patients and they die. 1/10 for immersive realisticness.', u'hours': 5.8, u'date': u'2017-07-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 6, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 55, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Saint Aaron', u'text': u'It seems like very little time went into the designing of this game. The career scenarios are very short and pretty much walk you through what to do step by step. I much prefer some of the other tycoon games such as zoo and roller coaster where the goals are more broad and force you to make decisions. After finishing the career (which is basically 3 levels) I gave sandbox a shot. It seemed more promising as the start seemed more challenging if you set the difficulty to hard, unfortunately, it is riddled with glitches making it unplayable. I couldnt get through the initial minutes without a glitch that completely stopped the progress, for example, all the engineers will freeze midrepair of equipment or the research doctors will simply act as if there is no patients requiring research, making it impossible to treat patients. The gameplay is somewhat amusing but the glitches ruin it. I also could not figure out how to rotate the screen view for the life of me. There are keyboard controls but there is no help menu to tell you what buttons are which and i could only find a few.', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-03-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198011965365', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 5, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 1689, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'MaXenon', u'hours': 163.5, u'products': 9, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u"We all know GTA and we all can say it is an incredible game. But rockstar doesn't really care about the online gaming. They can not avoid cheaters somehow. Cheaters will always keep cheating in this game, there is no way. You can even get killed or get cash from random cheaters in your server. And rockstar would say you are a cheater just because that cheater gave you all that money. Gameplay is generally good but the way rockstar handle players is nothing like good. Plus, you can not really change it into something you want, the custom servers are very buggy I mean. Even the GTASA has a lot modded versions like MTASA or SAMP but this one, couldn't really turn into something like that.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'SpicyVenom', u'hours': 45.0, u'products': 35, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'Fun Game, Online kinda sucks', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Inky', u'text': u"Like the game, but it's too hard to get started off in online if you don't have friends to help you out (it's a \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing grind in the beginning).", u'hours': 26.1, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 5, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 21, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Foggy Dreamer', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 131, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-04', u'text': u'PROS:\n- Beautiful visuals and art\n- Decent puzzles and level design\n- Beginner-friendly game mechanics\nCONS:\n- Very short game, even with hard mode\n- Minimal story or plot\n"Back to Bed" is a decent indie puzzle game with great surreal art.\nI recommend it to puzzle lovers, casual gamers and narcoleptics.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'C1 | Marana', u'text': u'Puzzles are not usually my thing but...eh\nIt gets frustrating sometimes...\nAlso the "dog" or whatever that THING is...\nMe no like', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-11-04', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 1, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 123, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'zaganos', u'text': u'+', u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2017-11-04', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 311, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Ariaxor', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 184, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2015-11-11', u'text': u'Pay 2 Win and unbalanced battles. u srsly dont need to know more...', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'evil-tirsha', u'text': u"Nice game, long time not play a game like this.\nIt's remember me comand and conquer, with personals units.\n7,5/10", u'hours': 107.0, u'date': u'2015-11-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198012821958', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 88, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Lyper', u'text': u"Amazing RTS!! love it since Victory Command. It's free and it really worth a try!", u'hours': 40.6, u'date': u'2015-11-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198041158961', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 151, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'SRP__', u'hours': 68.5, u'products': 84, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-03-16', u'text': u'good game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Sophi', u'text': u'#1 was hoping to be part of the invading fleet, that is not an option, you are forced to be part of earth defense\n#2 completely sexist\nbut good graphics', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-03-10', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 96, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'kingwilder007', u'text': u'Just please do not buys this game the moive its some what funny but still a bad moive', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2016-03-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198274761682', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 168, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'carter70211', u'text': u'Its Great I Spend A Couple Minutes On It And IT WAS AWESOME! 11/10.', u'hours': 63.6, u'date': u'2017-12-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198257707741', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 37, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'GeneralJMan', u'hours': 3.3, u'products': 109, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-19', u'text': u'awesime ;)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Patriotic Blinkz', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 61, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-19', u'text': u'I really like using this, but  I dont know how to put 2 windows into 1. because i deleted them all by accident, i dont know how to fix this', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Harryhood444', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 11, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-01-31', u'text': u"I really should have bought a chocolate milk with the two dollars that I spent on this garbage. The proportions aren't even remotely close and some of the problems require wild assumptions...It's easy enough to make these assumptions since the answers always need to be a whole number, but a dangerous habit to get into if you want to sharpen math skills for real world applications.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Plastic Dreams', u'hours': 5.0, u'products': 200, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-01-31', u'text': u'The game is really fun and the backround music really sucks you in.\nOne rule to follow - do not use fractions, do not use algebra and equations.\nAll the puzzles are easy to solve with basic algebra, but it gets  a bit hard when you have to only use\n2 formuas, a marker and some common sense.\nNOTE: this game is very short. Hope more puzzles will be added soon :-)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'HSuke', u'hours': 1.4, u'products': 145, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-01-30', u'text': u"I beat all the levels.\nThis isn't a game. This is just math poorly disguised as a game.\nYou do need extensive knowledge about fractions & geometry, but nothing higher than that. The puzzles seem to be arranged in random difficulty, so some of the earlier ones can be harder than the later ones. Several of the harder ones do require a pen and paper (I didn't use a calculator). They're at the level of difficulty as some AMC 8 problems.The built-in annotation feature is poorly designed unless you're amazing at drawing numbers in MS Paint.\nI don't feel like I've achieved anything from playing this, except a reminder of how much I hate calculating fractions in my head. It's a very short game  you can beat in 1-2 hours.\nIn addition, I've noticed 2 bugs:\nFull screen does not crop properly on my PC. I can only see around 80% of the screen.\nSome of the later problems with triangles need to clearly mark which sides are identical. I noticed 2 problems that were missing obligatory tick marks.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'templar', u'text': u'love this game just a fun awesome super hero game  wish they made more then just 2', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2015-08-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197973967367', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 357, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Raga (Justin Pearce)', u'text': u'The game is great, but you\'re most likely to encounter a game breaking bug in the game. This is how to fix it. Credit to cajun for this fix. But look after that\n1) Find the executable "fforce.exe" in C:\\Program Files (x86)\\Steam\\SteamApps\\common\\Freedom Force\n2) Right-click on it and open the Properties\n3) Click the Compatibility tab\n4) Click the checkbox for "Run this program in compatibility mode for:", and select "Windows 98/Windows ME"\n5) Click the checkbox for "Disable visual themes"\n6) Click the checkbox for "Disable desktop composition"\n7) Click "Apply" and click "OK"\n8) Double-click the "fforce.exe" file to run the game directly, rather than going through Steam\n\nHOWEVER, each time you exit the game, it goes back to it\'s old status. You must verify your files each time you play again. This is teidious, but if you love the game, you\'ll bear it. If you get past the bug, you\'ll get the excellent game.', u'hours': 66.8, u'date': u'2015-08-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198043550905', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 54, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Snuggles', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 276, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-08-02', u'text': u'Game looks friggen awesome. Had some audio issues but was able to resolve them with emulator. However upon loading the gameplay the cursor locks into a fist and movement is impossible. I have tried three different compatibility fixes, including running Steam itself in XP comp mode. Nothing works.\nThe only "fix" is to try and get the cursor into a corner where there is no destructible object and hope that it isn\'t hovering over one when you load. Which means you could start the game 40 or 50 times and it will be totally unplayable.\nLook - I realize that the game is old, but this is the kind of kink based on resolution that should be worked out for modern systems if it is going to stay on the market. Irrational isn\'t defunct, this could be fixed fairly easily. While the game itself may be fantastic, I can\'t recomment this copy until they actually hotfix modern resolutions for gameplay - or remove them from the options so that people don\'t find themselves with a game that doesn\'t work.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Razgriz', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 830, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'text': u'Touhou is finally on steam, maybe it will be enough to make me care about the series again.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Carmichael Micaalus', u'text': u"The 16th numbered game, 25th in the series, and first of them on Steam, Touhou: Hidden Star in Four Seasons is a top down, vertical-scrolling bullet hell shooter, much like Mushihimesama or the Danmaku Unlimited series.\nWhile I can't say for certain whether or not this is the easiest of the bunch, I can say it is a good starting point to jump into, given some of the mechanics.  You can not only practice stages you've reached (as opposed to having to clear the stage first, as in previous games), you can even practice against specific spell cards (ie, the big moves done by the various bosses of the game), making it easier to learn That One Attack that keeps screwin' you over.\nAnother nice thing is the sub-season item pick-ups, which can act as a mini-bomb, either helping you escape a tight spot, or get you a nice bonus to your score.  But unlike bombs, you can use them during an enemy's spell card and still capture it (netting you a nice bonus, which can get you more lives).\nI've yet to beat this game, but I've enjoyed it, and I hope to see more of the series come over this way.  With any luck, so will the soundtracks.", u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198018683914', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 394, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Naku yo', u'text': u"I'm so excited to finally be able to throw money at Zun.\nI love touhou. T_T\nToday is a good day, my dudes.", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198042159049', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 34, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Ultra Rick Steves', u'hours': 103.8, u'products': 35, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'text': u'One of my favorite games for multiplayer. It is basically the rocl-paper-scissors of my family', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'pkucek85', u'text': u'Best puzzle game ever in my opinion, unique.', u'hours': 30.3, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198201320493', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 16, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'jeremymillz', u'text': u'I have played alot of time on this game on console, yet got it again on pc. I love this game and would jump for joy if they ever made another!', u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198194974575', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 385, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Prozix', u'text': u"Somewhat strategic bejeweld like turn based combat. Can compose your 'army' from a few kinds of units. Was fun to play 1 island but could not be bothered to finish the game because I expect it to be more of the same. Cliche story.", u'hours': 5.8, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198039127732', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 217, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Julie', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 101, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-06-27', u'text': u'steam says i have only 5 minutes into this game but dont worry, i have much more anyway. its a pretty pretty good simulation game with tons and tons of mods online (being tracks or racing series or even graphical mods) yet this game suits pretty much perfectly to all of them, its an old game have that in mind but i cant recommend it less', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Dustin', u'text': u'', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-04-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 37, u'user_id': u'76561198046675266', u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 1401, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Rikitash', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 102, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-02-11', u'text': u"For me, I bought this because I wanted to own a piece of gaming history and one of gamings masterpieces.\nWith it's vector graphics and smooth animations nothing else really looks like it.  Another world has a style all to itself and that style perfectly communicates the alien environment you need to survive in.\nIt's great.  Pick it up.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'DieselSLC', u'hours': 2.5, u'products': 164, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-02-11', u'text': u'Highly reccomend this short but sweet retro classic. No counters, no dialog, only trial and error wil find success.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'hiketrek', u'text': u"One of the most classic side-scrolling, shooting, adventure, exploration, puzzle-solving, platform game in existence.\nAnother World originally came out for the PC back in the 90s with many other game ports. This version available on Steam has been tweaked with numerous upgrades on visual graphics. It still retains the 2d aspect of the original, but utilizes the HD format with the sharpest look on screen, and a better improvement on quality sound and music.\nOnly drawback to the game is that it's short. I was able to complete this in just an hour.  However, for newcomers, you will have a hard time trying to navigate your way through this 2d adventure as it is loaded with enemies, traps, and missteps that will give a game over in an instant. I won't provide any spoilers, so check it out online or read through wikipedia for more info. I highly recommend that you try solving the puzzles on your own as it brings more challenges.\nIf not, whichever way you play it, than this game won't disappoint. It all depends on the gamer's experience.\nGood luck trying to escape from Another World.", u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-02-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198074710504', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 69, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Irishsaint', u'text': u'Blah Blah Blah', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-03-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198007359938', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 147, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'[DK] Lord Fabjoy', u'text': u"Can't run this game on my Windows 10. -.-'", u'hours': 7.2, u'date': u'2017-03-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197980854280', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 226, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Fiaryzdream', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 10, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-03-05', u'text': u'This was a total waste of money, do NOT buy. I usually dont give negative ratings, but this was a horrible game. It does have a good concept of a game, but the controls, you cant really turn around to see different angles, cant zoom out far enough to see everything, ariel view only shows the rooms nothing in it. This game should not even be on Steam.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Grimisto', u'text': u"Well it's better then bad rats anyway,so I would recommend getting this istead of bad rats.", u'hours': 12.8, u'date': u'2017-03-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198047980905', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 90, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'GT86', u'text': u'Not A Bad Game, But Be Ready For A Lot Of Grinding.', u'hours': 9.9, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 6, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 27, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'69:The Best Position', u'hours': 176.3, u'products': 3, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'good', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Jedo', u'hours': 2.3, u'products': 80, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'Awesome Open World and super optimized game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'little gamer64', u'text': u'I love this game', u'hours': 20.5, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198277218503', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 9, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 12, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'cacodyl', u'text': u'Nice art style, but incredibly dull gameplay and needlessly fiddly controls. But then I suppose it was free, so who am I to complain?', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-11-04', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 66, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'ed209', u'hours': 7.9, u'products': 959, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-02', u'text': u"A very simple quirky puzzler that's fun and presented well, only let down by being too easy, and too short.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'PhantonGualterio', u'text': u"Back to Bed \U0001f319\n\u25aa Bob the sleepwalker has a habit of always falling asleep in hazardous places. Luckily for Bob, his subconscious protector, Subob, is always ready to save him. Now the challenge for Subob is to guide Bob to safety, across rooftops, avoiding falls, and around dangerous creatures from the nightmares of Bob.\n\u25aa This is a mildly enjoyable puzzle game. The graphics and art style are outstanding. It's like playing a game inside a piece of art that's half Dali and half Escher. The game is almost worth the low price just for the visuals.", u'hours': 52.5, u'date': u'2017-10-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198167940370', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 721, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Pope Cat', u'text': u"Wanted to play this game, dl'd it twice from steam, said I needed vista sp2 or greater both times, not trying again.", u'hours': 6.7, u'date': u'2015-11-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197999491130', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 17, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Saviliana', u'text': u"It is one of them DOTA-alike games, but do not get me wrong, it is a better one.\nAtleast you can get config on what you are pulling into a battlefield(After serveal level up of skills), units can mix up, upgrade and specialize to kill.\nThough this can be a challage due to mostly unfair ranking system in newbie rooms (EVEN PVE ROOMS!) and defeat won't get much credits, but once you are better you can feel the joy in this game.\nI think if anyone like Morden RTS, or DOTA, might want to play this. I'll just return to my oldschool Dune3000, Warhammer40K-1, C&C:TS, RA1/2 and Starcraft-1.", u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2015-11-08', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561197998966343', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 160, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Bozeman Science', u'text': u"This game is half \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665, it's just no strategy at all when using your units.\nUnits hp - 300000\nUnit dmg - 12\nYou will never kill anyone\nactually it's okay game but \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 I hated this concept it was sloppy, I wouldn't recomend it, however do give it a try, different strokes for different folks. Pretty \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665, makes you want to play every now and then but when you do you're like \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 this\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665and rage quit", u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2015-11-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198058540220', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 56, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Naes_TCK', u'text': u'hahhaahhahahahahahha, This is a game, lol', u'hours': 15.7, u'date': u'2016-02-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198192192622', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 16, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'giant_joe2000', u'text': u'Terrible controls destroy even the most remote amount of fun you may actually have. Gotta love Iron Sky, but this game is worse than Vivians attempts to pick up Klaus.', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2016-02-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198088196057', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 18, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'GYP ROSETTI', u'text': u'I cant tell you how\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665this game....', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-02-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197984335030', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 73, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'DigitizedSoul', u'hours': 4.0, u'products': 1020, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-02-20', u'text': u'Good fun game, lots of repetition true, but its a constant action game.  Pick it up on sale if you want a mindless space shooter with bad jokes and lots of action.\n6/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Sans', u'hours': 9.7, u'products': 25, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-19', u'text': u'can use it corectly for animating but still its pretty cool for youtubers!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'KillerMan231', u'hours': 110.1, u'products': 35, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-19', u'text': u'Very good software to use if you wanna make fan art. But quite complicated.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'SimulatedSpringy', u'text': u'Hello! Love This Software I Made So Much Animations Cuz Of You Guys Keep It Up', u'hours': 159.2, u'date': u'2017-12-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198446099203', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 6, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Raz', u'hours': 61.7, u'products': 64, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-19', u'text': u"Its a pretty good animating and modeling program, I really enjoy using it, its pretty laggy and crashes pretty often but whatever, its free\nHad to watch a few tutorials before using it to understand its features, but after that.. Boi\nI understood how everything works and had learned how to create some pretty good SFM art, which later I learned how to edit in photoshop and I'm really proud of the results and my progress\nEasy to unleash creativity here\nCool thing SFM supports workshop, the community supply-ing you with tens and hundreds of new items and stuff every week\nI'd not say this program is for everyone, its more for people who like to do creative stuff and like to learn to get good however much time would it cost\nI'm more of a that person so I recommend!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'fastandfourier', u'text': u"can't wait for the law of cosines DLC", u'hours': 4.0, u'date': u'2016-01-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 52, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Zephyr668', u'hours': 3.2, u'products': 183, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-01-30', u'text': u"A simple concept, very well executed.  There is a good progression in the difficulties of the puzzles, and it was most satisfying to find a puzzle's solution when it had eluded me.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Taddy Mason', u'text': u"i tried to like this game, the first few puzzles were pretty interesting and as someone who's been out of school for quite some time, i wanted to see how much i remembered of all those years doing algebra and geometry. the first few puzzles were alright. but as they got more difficult (and i can't figure out how the developer decided on the difficulty. i had a much easier time with several level 3 puzzles than i did with some of the later level one problems). i tried using a mix of the math i remembered from school as well as going off the visuals provided, but they don't seem to be to scale, which is very misleading. for me, the game devolved into a guessing game after about the 10th or 11th problem. i was already bored with the game and it was clear that i couldn't use the drawings provided to solve the problems as almost none of them were to scale. before i got to the 2nd tier, i realized i could just look at the pictures and guess the answer as it was going to be an integer between 1 and 9. then, looking at the other numbers in the pictures allowed me to narrow it down even more. by the time i was halfway through the 2nd tier of problems, i was just trying to guess the right answer as fast as i could. between the numbers provided in the pictures and knowing the answer had to be a whole number between 1 and 9, i couldn't really get into the game. perhaps if the pictures were to scale or there were more options for answers. in the end, it just felt like a multiple choice test where it wouldn't let me move on to the next question without it giving me the right answer first. i wish i had spent my $2 on something else", u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2016-01-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198104361263', u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 422, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'TimeRuptured', u'hours': 5.9, u'products': 821, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2015-07-02', u'text': u'(EDIT as of August 11th, 2017: A while back, a version on\nwas released which evidently fixed many of the issues the Steam version has with compatability. While I can\'t speak from experience and would recommend doing research, I would highly advise checking that version out if this game interests you.)\nI first got this game several years ago, played a ton of it, and was pleased to find it was on Steam along with its sequel (which I unfortunately haven\'t played as of yet). It\'s an enjoyable real-time pause-based strategy game set in a 40s-50s era metropolis filled with superheroes and villians.\nOverall, the main appeal this game has (at least for me) is how much like a comic book it actually is. The writing is fun and incredibly campy (and revels in it), and very cartoonish, but it has its more serious moments too. The characters are all knockoffs of actual comic book superheroes and villians (though I didn\'t catch some of the parallels. Granted, I\'m not well-versed in comics), but each has his or her own twist, and I found them all enjoyable, and while fairly clich\xe9, they worked well. Personally I found the game to be hilarious, but I do enjoy some campiness now and then.\nThe gameplay itself, as I mentioned, is a mix between real-time and turn-based gameplay, with events happening in real time, and the issuing of commands done while the game is paused, though you can still issue some commands (such as a certain attack or movement) in real time as well. Sometimes the pathfinding is a bit clunky, but it works, and any little quirks can usually be fixed with a quick pause or micromanagement. The game also features many destructible objects (including buildings) for you to knock down, pick up, wield as clubs, throw, blow up, etc., all the better to dispatch the enemy henchmen with. Enemy variety and the simple aesthetic of the game make this all the more enjoyable. Something that also pleasantly surprised me (although I could just be bad) is that the game is fairly challenging, and a few moves can mean the difference between failure and success. It\'s not particularly brutal or anything, but it\'s not exactly a breeze, which is nice.\nThe game is structured in different missions (complete with a comic book cover loading screen, but with modern systems you might not have time to appreciate them), with several usually spanning a certain villian, before their inevitable demise. Between these missions, you have several different options to upgrade your heroes using experience you accumulate during the missions, as well as hire new heroes with a \'currency\' called prestige which you gain from completing objectives. The most enjoyable part about this is that the game also includes a hero editor, wherein you can create your own superhero, and you may then hire them using prestige to play them in your campaign, though this isn\'t necessary to complete the game by any means.\nAs for the Steam version, I did have a bug when I attempted to play the game, in which the default left click action is set to attack and cannot be changed (on the forums this is sometimes called the \'Fist Bug\' if you need help), meaning you can\'t click to move (though you may still move and use other actions using the right click command interface). For me, this was fixed by verifying the cache, but this may not work for everyone. (EDIT: If this did work and you have the issue once again, I found you need to verify the cache each time you launch the game. It\'s a bit annoying, but it only takes a few seconds. However, I personally need to redownload a 24 KB file (though this does happen automatically and quickly after hitting the Verify Game Cache button in the preferences), so if constant internet connectivity is a problem, be warned.) Keep in mind this game is over ten years old now, and you will likely have some compatability issues. From the sound of it, most can be fixed, but do be warned.\nOverall, I found it a fun little romp through a comic book world, and I highly recommend it if it sounds remotely interesting. You can pick up both this game and its sequel in a bundle for the same price as one, so why not try both? (EDIT January 1st, 2016: During this winter sale, it appears the bundle with both games is now about 40 cents more (unsure of other regions). Still, it\'s incredibly close.)\nEDIT: If this isn\'t enough, John "TotalBiscuit" Bain recently called this game "f***ing great" on the December 17th episode of the Co-Optional Podcast.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Skwatch', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 144, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2015-07-02', u'text': u'This version of the game is EXTREMELY buggy for me. It\'s because of Windows 7 Professional.\nI had to do the following.\nFind the FF.exe file in the game folder, right click it, go to properties, compatibility tab,\n1. check the box that says "run in compatability mode" , in the pull down menu select "Win95"\n2. check to box to disable visual desktop\n3. check to box to disable desktop composition\n4. check run as administrator (!!!)\n5. click the OK button\n6. Now right click on the STEAM shortcut on your desktop that launches STEAM (not the game shortcut.\n7. right click it, go to properties, compatibility tab.\n8. check the box that says\n"run in compatability mode" , in the pull down menu select "XP service pack 3".\n9. click the OK button\n*IMPORTANT*. EXIT steam, make sure you right click close steam thats is still running on your system tray or the changes won\'t take affect.\nNow when you launch steam it will be in xp compatibilty mode, which will allow you to launch freedom force in win 95 mode to play the game without the fist bug on newer video cards / newer OSes.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'New Moon On Monday', u'text': u"The main reason I cannot recommend this game is that the Steam version is buggy.  It took me a long time to find a partial solution to the cursor (fist) bug.  The solution I found does not work all the time; when the Steam client is open, the cursor bug comes back.  Lauching the game frequently automatically launches the Steam client, something I have not been able to prevent.  Perhaps I am wrong about the cause of the bug, but the point is that after hours of reading and experimenting with solutions, it still takes several game re-starts to get the game working without the cursor bug.\nThe character editing tool that comes with the game just flat out does not work on the Steam version.  Again I have read extensively for fixes and tried many things, but nothing works.  The game is playable without the character editing tool.  However, part of the appeal of a game like this is making one's own characters for campaign play, and that is a part of the game I cannot experience because the character editing tool does not work.\nThe bugs are a shame, because it seems like a fun game.  The gameplay and mechanics were well-done, and the interface is easy to learn.  I do have one major complaint with the camera, in that it is hard to control the camera rotation feature.  That makes some maps frustrating to play, when I need the camera at a different angle to get a clear view of what I want to see.\nSince I have already bought the game, I intend to try to finish the campaign mode, so I will probably play it a bit more.  However, had I known about the bugs, I would not have bought it even at the sale price.  (Or perhaps I would have researched to find whether I could buy a more functional version elsewhere.)  Hopefully the sequel game (Freedom Force v. the Third Reich) will be more functional.", u'hours': 32.4, u'date': u'2015-06-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198074301585', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 65, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'PattyCake865', u'text': u':)', u'hours': 23.0, u'date': u'2016-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198080292527', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 104, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'SunsetSovereign', u'text': u'Great game! Cute and fun! I play this and the first one every October. Love all the collectables and the new costumes.', u'hours': 22.5, u'date': u'2016-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198025582050', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 114, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Vatrena', u'text': u"It's cute, It's funny and it gets you in the Halloween spirit\nplay it, your inner child will be grateful", u'hours': 13.6, u'date': u'2016-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198068875097', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 270, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'CharlieWoo', u'hours': 15.5, u'products': 490, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'text': u"It's Touhou. It's that good kind of hard. The kind that challenges you to do a little better next time.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Florizzare', u'text': u'Yes Touhou ! Yes ZUN :3', u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197970558966', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 304, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Anwonu', u'hours': 7.1, u'products': 240, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'text': u"There are more than 3000 reviews for this game, go read them.\nI'm here just for the badge.\nGame's still cool though.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Uni99', u'text': u"It's Touhou, can't go wrong with it.\nWhile Hidden Star in Four Seasons is not one of the touhou games I'm mostly interested in, I bought this solely to support the series and would like to see the other Touhou games like Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom show up on steam.", u'hours': 9.7, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198102698630', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 26, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Mega Faggot', u'text': u'No', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2016-02-17', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 96, u'user_id': u'76561198117246127', u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 154, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Saturn4ce', u'text': u"umm.....worst game on steam?    This game has been in early access forever, all the devs left except 1 guy.  There is no fixing this game as there is way to much to do,  you can't even do anything in game, the graphics are terrible.  Nothing works at all, watch a youtube review of it, its ridiculous how the one dev is still trying to keep this going.  Got this game free, it should have also came with free money", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-02-13', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 14, u'user_id': u'76561198154547741', u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 489, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Lil Kleenex', u'text': u'WARNING DO NOT BUY! This game may look like a fun open world survival game but be warned the game is unplayable basically. I average at about 10-12 fps on it and every time i try to adjust things in the menu it just freezes and it wont play. Not to mention that eating on my game is broken. To sum the whole thing up i had extremely little fun in this game the most fun being staring at the sheeps. This game makes me question looking at greenlight games to purchase. If Gaben himself were to see this game he would spit on it and remove it from the game catalog. 5 months after writing this review there has been zero change in this game i will not be revisiting the game as i believe that in the future this game will not have any change at all. Seriously i have taken \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 that are better than this game.', u'hours': 5.7, u'date': u'2016-02-09', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 9, u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 144, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'SlyParkour', u'hours': 10.8, u'products': 109, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-08', u'text': u"Very good game with memorable characters, short but sweet singleplayer campaign. Can't wait to try Arkham City Next.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Replicant', u'text': u'Batman: Arkham Asylum Game of the Year Edition - 7/10\nPlaytime: 7 hour (70% completion)\nSynopsis:\nJoker that arkham, batman must stop it..\nPro:\n+7-10 hour Gameplay solid\n+Decent story\n+Fun mechanic\nMixed:\n=Combat and stealth Segment\n=Riddle Puzzle\n=Batman Glide feel stiff\nMinus\n-the boss fight..\n-Croc lair\n-last 2 titan fight is BS\n-last 2 level is BS', u'hours': 9.7, u'date': u'2017-12-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198344310117', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 30, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'ConstableMeow\U0001f44c', u'hours': 10.6, u'products': 131, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-08', u'text': u'Newer Arkham games seem to offer more, however this game is still refreshing. Not as much of a freeroam, but an awesome experience otherwise and definitely one of the best superhero games ever made.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Wight', u'hours': 62.1, u'products': 222, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-20', u'text': u"I absolutely love this game, my only complaint with it would be the generic story; HOWEVER, the Steam version is currently unplayable thanks to a bug that forces the game into an unresponsive state when champion units attack or sometimes when walls are created.\nEDIT: Good news! There's a fix for this bug, after all. It seems to be Windows 10 related, and I got the game working perfectly after setting it to run on Windows 7 compatability. I wholeheartedly recommend this game now, though you may feel safer purchasing it for the Nintendo DS.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Osteichthyes', u'text': u"Bugs, this game has several bugs that will prevent combat from proceeding, Mostly when it comes to the AI. It gets stuck and doesn't do anything, you can't stop the battle unless it is on your turn (which it never will be). This forces you to have to close the application, losing any progress that you made.\nEverything else about the game is great, but this game breaking, and a broken game cannot be recommended from an ethical standpoint.", u'hours': 46.8, u'date': u'2017-12-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198016692638', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 222, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Zerthin', u'hours': 10.2, u'products': 272, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-10', u'text': u"Cannot complete even the first campaign because game bugs and hangs if even 1 'big' monster from my army attacks. This is gamebreaking =(", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Foobly', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 142, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-04', u'text': u'This game is one of my picks for "good games no one has heard of". I\'m always looking for games unlike anything I\'ve played before, and the unique match-3 battles in this game scratched that itch for me. After beating the game, I was left wanting more, hoping for a sequel that would take this idea to the next level.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'LittleSnowyOne', u'text': u"Yes, I recommend this game, but that comes with a whole lot of small font at the bottom of the page. I think that should be brought out immediately to avoid any dissapointment, which is why I'll start by giving the cons of this game. Of course, it's a short piece of work, so there isn't exactly a list for pros vs cons.\nBut first, to describe what this game is. Another World is a cinematic platformer along the lines of Abe's Oddysee, though not as long and with a much different structure. The game constantly switches between cutscenes and gameplay, and perhaps mixes the two frequently.\nThe number one problem with this game is, sadly, the gameplay. The controls are the main frustration. I kind of wish that they'd polished them for this edition. And admittedly, they kind of did. Before I found out this was on steam, I was going to try this on an emulator. The controls were so screwed over there that you couldn't jump as long as you were holding down the action key and the left. They fixed that here, but it can still get finnicky. Even for a DOS game, I find it unreasonable that there be one general action button for both running and attacking. This means that if you have to kill an enemy on the run, you have to flat out stop running (and be sure that you stop by letting go of the direction key, not the action key, or else you won't shoot immediately.\nHowever, even with the control polished up, there's also the puzzle design. There's combat too, but I see it as a puzzle in of itself, since, typically, a puzzle will inolve the player dying over and over again. This is usually the result of guards practically being in every other room. Some will even shoot you the second you step inside. This is counter-acted with check points that are basically fifty yards apart. And here's a tip; if a check point seems to be sending you back a considerable distance, then that probably means you missed something that creates a path further down the very short line. It might seem at first that there are multiple ways you can reach your goal, but trust me, you'll have to visit every screen at least once. And you figure out why through trial and error. Not that trial and error is always bad, but it goes a little to far here. The player character does different actions based on what situation he's in. Pressing down while running won't make you combat roll anywhere besides that one patch of ground where your gun falls that one time. This made me feel that I was missing a specific action in one segment where I was stuck for over an hour before having to look at a walkthrough, which always makes me personally feel ashamed bad design or not. Which leads me to tip number two: don't overthink it.\nBut if you can handle frustration as if you have the ability to smash bricks with your head, then there are things to enjoy about this classic. Mainly the plot, which is completely told through imagery and gameplay, as frustrating as it is. I mentioned cutscenes earlier, but they're mostly so quick and abrupt that they are practically seemless. And the pacing is spot on. The alien place you end up in seems to go from barren wasteland to chaotic warzone over the entire course of your visit. And the graphics, especially the remastered scenery, are breathtaking.\nThe reason I'm recommending this game is the same reason I'd recommend a classic novel like, say, Don Quixote. It's a great story, but there is just so many dated phrases and lengthy tangents that it's hard to get through, the same as how Another World is an excellent interactive story littered with old fashioned DOS clunk. But if you're fine with that, then I say you should give this a go.", u'hours': 2.9, u'date': u'2017-02-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198107463724', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 46, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'TheBlueWolf | SKINHUB.COM', u'text': u"A fun game to play when you are bored but if I where you I wouldn't pay the full price for it.", u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-10-29', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 6, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 31, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'TomyFlu', u'text': u'Back to bed, indeed.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-10-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 232, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Pedro Q.', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 522, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-10-28', u'text': u'Funny puzzle game with M.C. Escher level design - both graphically and in "impossible" 3D', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'CorrupT', u'hours': 4.3, u'products': 108, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2015-11-08', u'text': u"Solid Strategic MOBA,  great free to play game if you're bored and looking for something to do. Great to play with friends as well. Not a whole lot to do besides battle the same game mode and rank up to somewhat upgrade your units. Gameplay is defintely a fun time and fast paced no doubt. If your a fan of strategy unit controlling games this is a good pick for you. Have nothing to do? Download and give it a try!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'pilznimp1', u'text': u'Decent game out of the gate.  Game is new, so player base still small for now, and is need of more maps.\nOverall it is a fun game that should get better in time.', u'hours': 16.0, u'date': u'2015-11-08', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198111282590', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 20, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'mr. james', u'text': u'Good Game', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2015-11-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198191514926', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 2, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'carcinoGeneticist', u'text': u"This game is fun and all, but unfortianitly, I don't recomend it. It has a really twisted goal of a baby trying to find the easiest way to end it's life while the father has to try to save it. It's werid and has a 3rd grade potty joke feeling. I know a lot of people like this game, and I can see why, but I personally don't know if you would like this game too much.", u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198283912557', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 5, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Pavuk1003', u'text': u'blbost vratne mi peniaze', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198271088059', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 29, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'GummyNickachu', u'text': u'If i join a game with my friends my character goes look up and spin around.', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198271341938', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 15, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Grisbill', u'hours': 51.6, u'products': 262, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'text': u"Bought this game during early acces and i really don't regret it. The game is already playable because the core mechanics are there.\nI think the biggest thing to say about this game is how deep he is. You literrally can do what you want like in sandbox game, but with a real main story. Chose to ignore the story, not doing the main quests and you will still get feedback about event you could have been part of but decided against.\nthe universe doesn't stop because you did chose to do nothing.\nNo class system but you can specialize your crew to suit your gamestyle. Trading, piracy, smuggling, spying, do what you want.\nGraphics are only decent but who cares when the mechanics are here.\nTry it, love it, hate it, refund it or not. it worth the try.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'naa123', u'text': u"very solid for a beta release. great community and daily interaction with the dev team. player feedback is incorporated into the dev roadmap. if you have played any previous Trese Brothers games you are probably already playing this...\nIf you don't know the Trese Brothers but youu are a fan of this sort of game you will absolutely like (maybe love) it.", u'hours': 202.4, u'date': u'2017-12-16', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197999281293', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 102, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Talon', u'hours': 36.0, u'products': 136, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-16', u'text': u"At first the learning curve seems a bit steep, but I caught on pretty quick. The graphics are pretty indie, but the strategy and gameplay is superb.\nThe Trese Brothers, the devs, are some of the best around. They basically respond to about 99% of every forum post in the forum, and are quick to jump on, test, and squish any bugs that are reported. They are some of the best around, and now I see why they brought so many loyal fans with them from the first game.\nThe game is early access, but don't let that fool you. The game is pretty well polished, and aside from some unfinihsed story arcs, is really bug free. If you like space strategy, RPG, sim, management, and more SPACE then pick this one up.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'\U0001f620', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 73, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-02-19', u'text': u'If you can manage to pilot the shuttle, you win in this game 5/7', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Fueledbylatte', u'text': u"I got this game in a bundle of steam keys. I never wouldve bought it myself, but I am SO GLAD I have it now! It really is an amazing game. Yes the voice acting is off, and the story is strange, but it looks beautiful.\nSome people have said that it controls really badly, but for me the mouse and keyboard controls are brilliant. If you don't take the acting seriously, it is a funny and brilliant game.", u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2016-01-31', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 410, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Endurance', u'text': u'Fought nazis in space. Could it be any better?', u'hours': 16.6, u'date': u'2016-01-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 63, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Mikey4025', u'text': u"I'm currently only into chapter two of this game, and I can say without a doubt this is one of THE best games around.  Trinket Studios and Adult Swim Games were definitely not messing around when it came to this title!  A seamless entree of Iron Chef, great story driven RPG and finished with a challenging puzzler built into a quirky, yet well executed dish just bursting with flavor.  The daily cook-off, challenge modes and leaderboards provide a fantastic amount of replay value to the game which is a major bonus after you've completed the story line.  If you haven't checked this title out yet, I highly recommend sharpening your knives and honing your culinary skills with this one!  It is definitely worthy of The Steam Awards as a nominee for 2017.", u'hours': 4.7, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 0, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 84, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'roraborealis', u'hours': 54.1, u'products': 20, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'text': u"I watched this game being played at PAX Prime 16 and played it myself at PAX Prime 17. I knew from just a few minutes of gameplay that this was for me. It's an action and puzzle game. It has an interesting story and gorgeous art. The characters are all distinct and enjoyable. I enjoy all of the puzzle portions the most, but the combat is pretty good, too. If you watch the trailer and think it's the game for you, it probably is.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Re;', u'hours': 5.5, u'products': 138, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'text': u'This was a fun expirience ! better then i expected and if there will be cooking dules between players that will be even better!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'ItsHot', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 120, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-12-08', u'text': u'Fun cheap game thats all.....................', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Healthy Salad', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 118, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-11-20', u'text': u'Before you buy this game i would like to say its good but it has a lot of problems i bought this game about a year ago and it hasnt gotten better the range on the electric fence is everything from 5 cm to the middle of the map the enemies when they hit you they stagger you they hit you so fast you have no chance to get out', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Moth Man', u'hours': 1.6, u'products': 103, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-11-13', u'text': u"I really enjoy this game. They really need to get the update out though. They haven't met any of their promises yet. I do hope this game gets better though.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Beerus', u'hours': 48.0, u'products': 23, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-18', u'text': u'I LOVE FOOD :P', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'ChiliCheeseNips', u'text': u'I was only 9 years old.\nI loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.\nI pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I\u2019ve been given. \u201cShrek is love\u201d I say, \u201cShrek is life."\nMy dad hears me and calls me a \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.\nI called him a\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\nHe hits me and sends me to sleep.\nI\'m crying now and my face hurts.\nI lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...\nIt\'s Shrek! I was so happy.\nHe whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."\nHe grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I\'m ready.\nI spread my\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665cheeks for Shrek.\nHe penetrates my \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665.\nIt hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.\nI want to please Shrek.\nHe roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.\nMy dad walks in.\nShrek looks him straight in the eye and says,\n"It\'s all ogre now."\nShrek leaves through my window.\nShrek is love. Shrek is life.', u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2017-12-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 8, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Darkeu', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 10, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-18', u'text': u'Nice proffesional film maker.\nRecommended for animators', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'toolofoppression', u'hours': 2.6, u'products': 179, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-01-28', u'text': u"This is a game about solving two dimensional geometry problems. I've played the first two of three problem sets; so far the problems have required knowledge of basic geometry, but nothing beyond that (ie, no trig).\nSome of the problems could be a little more clear (it's sometimes difficult to know what you can assume), but I've had a lot of fun solving these. If you don't want to solve math problems for fun, this isn't a good game for you. If, for some reason, you hate solving math problems that involve fractions, this isn't a good game for you. But if you enjoy a good mental workout, then this might be a good game for you.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Murdock', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 76, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-01-27', u'text': u'I wish I could give this game an "in between" rating, instead of just yes/no. I like the concept of the game, that is, the general idea. It\'s a fun idea. I love geometry, and while I\'m by far no "expert" in general math overall, geometry math is usually my personal fort\xe9 when it comes to math. I have a deep and strong love for anything to do with geometry on any scale - 2D, 3D - or even stretching into the more theoretical dimensions beyond those.\nThat said, maybe it\'s my computer monitor... Or maybe I need to brush up... but it seems that some of the puzzles are wrong, in my eyes. Judging by what my eyes are seeing, and then choosing what I\'m "pretty sure" is the right answer, but then being told it\'s wrong, I\'m thinking that either 1.) my computer monitor is stretching the diagrams creating an illusion as to what the actual answer should be, or 2.) I\'m just wrong (I will admit, that is still a remote possibility, and I\'m okay with making that suggestion), or 3.) The puzzles are wrong, and need to be fixed.\nIn any case, to be fair, I like the concept of this game. And I really hate that there\'s no way to give an "in between" rating (because I would prefer to do that). In all honesty, I don\'t want to say completely "no". But rather, I hope that the developer can find ways to improve on this game, which is, in all respects, a fun concept in general that could be improved with work.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Karolis', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 61, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-01-27', u'text': u"This is a bad game.\nPuzzles are repetitive and don't really go anywhere the times they break away from using only rectangles.\nThe annotation tools are terrible. The pencil tool just leaves sparse dots, forcing you to draw very slowly, while the eraser deletes everything at once instead of allowing for minor corrections.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Hyper A.', u'text': u"That thing is too damn buggy and glitchy, the controls don't work properly at all, and it's not compensated by the old school charm and cheesy funny story line.", u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2015-06-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198057057865', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 124, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'leepthelittle', u'text': u"This, and its sequel, are potentially the greatest superhero games ever made. The sheer amount of customization of characters you can do, mixed with the lovable corniness of the story, makes it a timeless clasic. I honestly canot recomend it more, even with the low-end graphics. The only problem I really have is that you can't customize a custom hero's appearance, you can only make them look like another character in the game.", u'hours': 76.1, u'date': u'2015-06-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198001830468', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 220, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'afearthenrut', u'text': u"Game doesn't run in compatability modes; why it is for sale when Steam doesn't even work in those modes reccommended is beyond me.  Could never click on anything, right click only was enabled...  Great old game that I thought was brought up to snuff by Steam for today's systems; I should have read reviews of the issues before purchasing.  Here I thought they had since they had multi-player listed; which the game hasn't had in many years...", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2015-06-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198043464594', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 96, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Timaeus', u'hours': 7.3, u'products': 243, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-11-24', u'text': u'Candy Corn is best costume.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'DOUG | my word is bond as fuck', u'hours': 44.7, u'products': 55, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-11-24', u'text': u'One of my fav games, nominated for Test of Time.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Red Leader', u'hours': 4.6, u'products': 215, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-11-23', u'text': u"Amazing fun quick game. A must have for everyone that wants that ol' child spirit that games nowadays lack so much.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'[Yoghurt] Bruhold', u'hours': 15.0, u'products': 151, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-11-23', u'text': u'To be honest it is definitly not as good as Costume Quest 1 - but the narrative and character design is as cute as ever.\nGave me some awesome flashbacks to the first game and for me it has replayvalue for gathering all achievements since I missed some things in my first playthrough.\nFor you guys who have problems with the key-responding in fights considering blocking and dealing critical hits -> just put down your resolution and check if the game is in full window mode - this solved that problem for me.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Olafr_the_Viking', u'text': u'This game is unplayable in current state. Stay away.\nEDIT: Tried to download the game again on 5th of April 2016, since the changelog looked promising. Upon first launch of the game, the same awkward zebras were there, fewer this time, standing like zombies and then sliding slowly off beside me. I tried to equip the so-called "beating stick" to start resource gathering (this mechanic actually worked last time around), but it was bugged out (the beating stick slot said "11" - while being in the traditional "1" quickbar slot - and upon pressing "1" the number changed to "10", but still no beating stick equipped. Tried to press every single key on keyboard but no beating stick activated, so it was impossible to harvest anything). Quit game.\nTried launching the game a second time (wanted to give it a second chance) - now the game world was totally frozen, could not move nor do anything at all). Quit game again.\nConclusion: Uninstall game. This game has a long way to go before it is even playable for like 10 minutes. 1 out of 10.\nOlafr blogs about modding and gaming:\nOlafr reviews similar games:\n- Life is Feudal: Your Own.\n- ARK: Survival Evolved.\n- T.U.G.\nFollow Olafr the Viking Steam Curator for reviews of STRATEGY - RPG - SURVIVAL games:\nLearn more about the Olafr Rating System (1 to 10):\nCompare this game\u2019s rating to other games in the Olafr Rating History:', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2016-02-02', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 4, u'user_id': u'76561198031254429', u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 218, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'\uff3a\uff45\uff45\uff4b', u'text': u'I got this game for free from a dev its goood (paid review)', u'hours': 5.1, u'date': u'2016-01-20', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 123, u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 496, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Ryder', u'text': u'The Gorilla made an Elephant noise...', u'hours': 5.4, u'date': u'2016-01-19', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 251, u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 324, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Endless', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 62, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-07', u'text': u'Fun, unique story, intersting enviroment, and eloquently moves the player through a very Batman-esq experience.\n8.5/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'TheBatman96', u'hours': 10.3, u'products': 108, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-07', u'text': u'I AM BATMAN, and I approve of this game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Phil7', u'text': u'Interesting game and the whole Arkham series overall with a really smart combat, similar to the Devil May Cry series\' combat which basically means the better the player the better the combat becomes.\nYou can pull off insane moves varying from stealth knockouts, to explosion takeouts or to thug group wipes using your fists.\nFor me this combat is a solid 10/10 even though I was not particularly skilled at it, but to experience the full depth of it you have to see the videos in youtube\n.\nThis is not so much an "action only combat" like for example in Kindoms of Amalur:Reckoning, but rather "smart play" and in a way "inventing" your own combos and follow-ups. It also combines in a lot of Stealth.\nMentioning Stealth it\'s time to list my problems with this series and why I didn\'t finish them and instead casually enjoyed  watching them from the above linked youtube videos. This game requires a ton of Stealth, a ton of patience and a lot of investigating and searching. You have to constantly repeat "avoid detection" missions, find hidden clues and entrances and complete fights without using brute force. As I said... smart play\nYou also have to constantly open your Navigator (unless you are the dude playing in these videos) to find out where you have to go and all these things make playing this game REALLY taxing after work. For me at least, this was not the game to enjoy at night after 8 hours of work... but rather the opposite, it made me feel like I was back at work.\nSo yes in the end, I do recommend playing this game and the whole series, but if just like me you find them more exhausting than enjoyable, then by all means watch the video-series here\nand enjoy them from a literally "robot" like flawless player.', u'hours': 13.0, u'date': u'2017-12-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198168868785', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 5, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 12, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Kodyd194', u'text': u'Back to Bed, I think it is a pretty great puzzle game. Sure it was short, but I enjoyed the soundtrack and art style, and the overall game from a mechanical standpoint so much so that I just cant, not recommend it.\nBecome Bobs dream bro, keep him safe in dream land, and most importantly keep that guy in bed!', u'hours': 4.5, u'date': u'2017-10-28', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 9, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 181, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Sulky Royal Penguin', u'text': u'I cant play this game properly becuase it does not have the resolution my computer needs.I would love to play this game while being able to see everything on screen.1360x768.', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2015-11-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198180486521', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 167, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Zodiac011', u'hours': 7.2, u'products': 171, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'10/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', u'text': u"It's only fun for a round or two at the most and then it just gets boring.", u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 4, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 139, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'maxthegoat', u'text': u'8/10 good', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198224043016', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 31, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'SnubbleSnow', u'text': u'You can play it with your friends. I like this game because you can do just that with friends while relaxing at your house.', u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198258191818', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 4, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'frank.delgrosso', u'text': u'The team working on this game are very active and actually listen to feedback from the players to create the experience we are looking for. The depth and complexity of this game cannot be overstated. The options available for how you want to carve out your existence in this game are many, it does not Pidgeon hole you into one best path. It is a sci fi world full of political drama, pirates and lawmen, frontier exploring, and a struggle against a xeno foe which looms against all the factions. There is a lot here and the developers seem to be adding more all the time. The only people who I would not recommend this to are people for whom graphics and FPS combat are all that make a game, But if you\u2019re looking at this game odds are that isn\u2019t your only cup of tea. Oh I should add this game is no walk in the park. Playing foolhardy will punish you. But take it seriously and you\u2019re in for an adventure. And a word to the wise watch a few let\u2019s plays after getting it as there is so much depth it can be daughting to figure it all out on a first try\u2026or a tenth.', u'hours': 60.5, u'date': u'2017-12-16', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198007675007', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 85, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'regi', u'hours': 7.9, u'products': 638, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-16', u'text': u'I\'ve put about 8 hours into this very broad and also very deep game, never really playing much beyond the intro section, just trying to digest its systems. And for about a week I\'ve followed the updates and the forums and I have this to say.\nThis is probably the best example of a team using agile development strategies, and responding to their clients/customers complaints in insanely short amounts of time.\nThe frequent updates and expansions of content, promises of systems tweaks, and above all, active, supportive and present developers, clearly communicating things to the players, is enough that I\'d make a recommendation just based on that.\nBut, and there\'s a big but here. The fact that the game is fun to play, feeling like a kind of simulated game of the pen and paper game, Rogue Trader. With complex, but accessible systems. Makes that recommendation go from a shakey, "If you like watching games develop," recommendation. To a, "Buy this game, the price point is right for an Early Access game, and has good core gameplay, and has active developers,"\nOverall, my only complaints are thus,\nThe UI needs a usability pass.\n-Things in the character creation that make no sense. If attributes start at an amount and you cannot lower them below that amount, why does the bar start mid way through?\n-Why not use those bars on the skills screen instead to unify the aesthetic.\n-The Contacts screen could be clearer on what exactly each contact does, maybe a seperate panel on the right side of the screen giving you a breakdown of each thing a contact offers when you click on them.\nI could go on and if I continue to play this game, I just might go on, but in a seperate forum thread. But the long of it is above and the short of it.\nSuper fun, super accessibly complex, lots of variety in gameplay, lots of choices to make, shakey UI, with a dev team that is amazing so far. I may update this review in the future. Again if I keep playing this game. Which I might, because it scratches an itch very few games manage to scratch.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Ishvara', u'hours': 55.2, u'products': 421, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-16', u'text': u"I'd love to write a huge wall of text detailing the pros and cons of the game. But to be honest, I'd rather just be playing the game. It is still in early access and still needs plenty of work, but even it's current state is quite fun if you enjoy turn based styled sci fi rpgs.\nEven now I have a feel for how they envision this as they add more story lines and clean up the UI how epic a game it can turn out to be.\nFor me at least, it feels like a turn based cross between Sunless Sea, Darkest Dungeon in a (2D version of) Privateer like kind of way. I have a strong feeling that when this game is complete it will sit as one of my favorites.\nThe Trese brothers have clearly have put their heart into this. This is a game I know that I'll still be playing years from now and as far as I'm concerned this game is worth every cent and deserves a lot more attention.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Zee', u'text': u'Full disclosure, I am a backer at the basic tier of $25 USD.\nWith that said, I\'m proud to be a backer (for once)!  To be honest, while I backed it because it looked very interesting, I wasn\'t sure how much I\'d enjoy it personally.  I\'ve never been great at sidescrolling fighters like Dust, and while I do enjoy puzzle games I wasn\'t sure how it would work with the actual cooking, but I was pleasantly surprised.\nNeither aspect is especially challenging, at least not in my opinion.  Hard enough that caution and skill is warranted, but easy enough as to not be inaccessible to most players.  It took me a couple fights to get the hang of the combat system, but I quickly got into the flow and was moving with a great deal more grace than expected.  Similarly, how the cooking works also takes a couple battles to get used to, but is intuitive once you get into it.\nThe cooking really comes into its own later on, as new gem types are introduced and careful planning of the variety of cookware, using multiple pieces of cookware at once, and adding ingredients at the right time becomes highly rewarding.  It makes the daily cooking challenges an actual test of skill.\nUnfortunately, the combat never really evolves beyond its starting point.  There are three stages, each with a dozen or so monsters and a few harvestable ingredients, and they spawn in the same place every time.  The game tries to make combat more challenging later on, but it doesn\'t really succeed, so if you\'re looking for a good fighting challenge you aught to look elsewhere.\nThe soundtrack is definitely a treat to listen to; it\'s clear that great care went into it to make the audio fit both the mood of your task and the feel of the scene.  My favorite is The Chef\'s Resolve.  That said, there\'s not much of it; there are 30 songs, a good deal falling under 1 minute and 50 seconds.  Taking out the 30-seconds-or-less fanfares and jingles, there\'s about 55 minutes of audio there.  I can\'t recommend buying the soundtrack unheard; play the game and see if you like it first, or wait for it to go on.\nAs for the writing, I was amazed.  I hadn\'t closely been following the updates, so I expected "Story Mode" to be a basic premise to frame you fighting seven random people followed by a boss, but the game is significantly deeper than that.  There\'s complex intrigue, drama, and heartwarming moments, and they all feel natural in how they come about.  The tone expertly mixes a bit of silliness (expect a lot of food puns) and grandiose characters with a serious world with real problems.  In a lesser game, the tone would clash and detract from the other.  However, befitting a game about combat and expert cooking, the two blend together to make a compelling world that feels neither dreary nor absurd.\nFinally, I do a couple other issues.  It\'d be really nice if we could have a "Quick Battle" feature, where you can choose your loadout.  Possibly the judge(s), location, and/or theme ingredient, too.  As it stands, when you finish the game, you\'re stuck replaying the very challenging final fight or starting a new game from scratch.  Alternatively, there\'s the daily cooking battles, but everything in there is pre-set; there\'s no real way to hone your skills or just have a casual battle for fun.  It would also be nice if we could use the non-competition practice mode to practice in all the stages, not just the first one.', u'hours': 13.6, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 1073, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'firehawkzoa', u'text': u'i foud this game very fun but i would like  a multiplayer and custom chalange mode.', u'hours': 13.6, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198052484838', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 165, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Dustin Long', u'hours': 10.3, u'products': 279, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'text': u"When the game was first revealed I was a little unimpressed. While the artstyle itself looked great the animations were too snappy, the backgrounds looked bland, and the voice acting was hit or miss. I didn't give it another look until a friend of mine recommended it. While my initial complaints still were true, by the end of it I'd be remiss to say I didn't have a blast playing it. Do not be fooled by it's sometimes rough presentation. If you enjoy match 3's or brawlers this is definitely worth picking up.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'bulbasaur', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 262, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-11-09', u'text': u"It's not lag, it's procedurally generated slow motion!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Zulokraan Hercule', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 115, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-11-05', u'text': u'best pacman remake 10/10 need more guns', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'iCQ', u'hours': 2.5, u'products': 9, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-10-10', u'text': u'Great game very fun! It runs great on both linux and windows... and yeah i love to play with footsteps so we know when someone is behind us! ;-) or maybe reply on how it went wrong.\nGreat crazy music also.. love it\nGood price also... thanks developer!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Saint Aaron', u'text': u'The concept of the game is pretty good and has a nice ideal pacman fps style but everything about it, is bad and poor. Devs abandoned the game', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-10-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198011965365', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 6, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 1689, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'mrsachmo', u'hours': 747.4, u'products': 523, u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2015-03-23', u'text': u'By far the game most often played in my library. You will start your first season with your favorite team. You will probably play 10-15 seasons learning the ropes, and then you will either start over with your team or a new one. Then you will start a new game with a fantasy draft. Eventually you will find the historical roster and draft files at the front office football community. Finally, you will work up the nerve to join a multi-player league.\nMy point here is that if you are a football fan and love the idea of running a team, this game will suck you in. there are numbers to crunch everywhere, and options galore. On top of that, there is a community that has been around for close to 15 years standing by to help you.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'rob1tek', u'text': u"I'd played this game for many years before it migrated to Steam. It's a game designed for the consummate geek: a text-based simulation that gives you the ability to micromanage a football team. There are no graphics to speak up and, beware, the interface and looks are kind of ugly. A true geek, however, doesn't care about any of that, and you'll find that the game engine is very deep and impossible to quite figure out, as the interplay of elements is so mysteriously woven with chance and there are so very many of them in the first place. FOF is an art as much as a science.\nAt first the game is fascinating in SP, but eventually you will find your way to MP because it's really the only way to play. The SP game-engine is challenging but only to a certain degree. An MP league, however, gives you a shot at a deeply immersive experience along with regular yet powerful doses of excitement. Imagine simulating an entire season over the course of three months, at a leisurely pace of one stage a day -less during the regular season: maybe just two or three games a week (different leagues follow different rhythms, simming as fast as one season a week, and you can join as many as you can handle). Imagine a live draft -thanks to Wheels' third party browser app- with hard time limits and all the excitement of the blockbuster trades and the pick-by-pick analysis of the local Mayocks in the chat room -a little hangout not unlike watching NFL network. The suspense of training camp as you wait for the verdict on the players you drafted, the development of young players, and the decline of veterans. The chess game of game-planning against human players during the regular season. The drama of the playoffs. The fun team reports written by dedicated owners and posted in the web forums. And all in a friendly atmosphere of camaraderie. There is no bullying in MP leagues, and shy owners can keep a low profile if they wish. A bit of banter, sure, but well within the limits of good taste (I suspect there's a very healthy age distribution among GMs). Besides, there is no such a thing as a player who always wins so the best players know better than to be arrogant.\nAs to the details of game play, well, you can sign coaches, franchise players, renegotiate contracts, sign free agents, change positions and weight, training camp emphasis, choose formations, coverages, defensive fronts, blitzes (and who and how many you send), tendencies (run/pass), pass-protection schemes, depth of routes, personnel by formation, make adjustments to tendencies by score and time remaining, define playing time, and so on, and in SP you can also call the plays if you wish. And of course, you can study as many stats as you can handle. However, there are elements to watching the games \u201clive\u201d that you will not find in the scoreboard -the equivalent of watching film- so that's a must for the dedicated GM. Finally, the cap is a serious issue in the latest version, so you will have to be very careful with the team finances. If you like, you can focus only on either roster building or game-planning and let the AI handle the rest.\nThere you have it. In conclusion, I'd say this is one of those cult games: either you hate it or you love it forever. And hopefully after reading this review you'll be closer to knowing which.", u'hours': 2912.6, u'date': u'2015-03-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198128102816', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 25, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Knightsodyssey', u'text': u"I know this person put alot of time into making this and for that i'm greatfull we have people out there trying to create entertainment.\nThat said, this game was missing some things. It was very bland. I love the thought of managing my own team and I love the ideas he has but it was just missing some things. I'm not even sure what but It lost my attention quickly.\nPrice point should have been $2 imo", u'hours': 10.8, u'date': u'2015-03-14', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197988468743', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 50, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'The3MetreWrap', u'text': u'dead', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198095781914', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 77, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Salmon', u'text': u'Like an Unreal botmatch but with children on the ceiling.', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 2725, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Boris', u'text': u'it ded', u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198082676000', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 74, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'SADGAMERDAD', u'text': u'Cannot recommend game for Oculus Rift VR in current state. No controls in the main menu. Have to start the game out of Steam then launch in VR mode. Have to use keybaord while using HMD pointer to start and select a mission or tutorial which is cumberson at best and impossible if not a long enough keyboard cable. Tried mission to obtain secret data files and put them onto a USB sticka and unable to enter the password obtained using the xbox one controller, keyboard and mouse. Game is unplayable in VR in current state.', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-08-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197972870127', u'product_id': u'669570', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 210, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'thxboy', u'text': u'Bought this for the VR. Game fails to launch properly. The user begins above and in front of the opening menu. No Xbox controler support even after the 7/24/17 patch. (No Oculus Touch support to fall back on) When launching, it always launches in VR mode with no option for non VR mode. *Exception being inside your VR rig under the steam VR client saying that you can launch the non VR application...from within your VR rig....??  Long story short... 15 minutes of trouble shooting and now getting refunded. Too bad. The game looked great, but the interface killed it.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-07-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197966190190', u'product_id': u'669570', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 912, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'MANTRONIX', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 195, u'product_id': u'669570', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-07-23', u'text': u'i played in on the vive. this is something fresh and interesting! 3 (short) missions in total. worth the money.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'EdenStarGazer', u'text': u'Though I can\'t decide on a title, I\'m sure Pythagoras would be rolling over in his grave if he knew of the abuse of his principles here. I would argue with the maths, but you can\'t argue with someone who keeps changing the rules. The puzzles are inconsistent, incongruent, and irreverant. >:-[ It\'s like playing cards with some one who is making up the rules as you go. Of course many of the inconsistencies are intentional, like with the incorrect dimensions. Then there are the errors sprinkled in like salt, the fact that you can accurately assume the answer to many with no math, and the puzzles which contradict the designer\'s own rules. Oh, and what about the one with no question? 3.7 has no unknown to solve. [/]\nI will concur that the puzzles are intended to be "recreational maths." They are also deliberately represented by incorrect dimensions in drawing, presumably to force you to use the numbers. It doesn\'t always work, as in the case of 3.17, which is pretty obvious in a way that violates the game\'s design rules. And, 3.18 has glaring inconsistencies.  [/]\nIn defense of the designer, the game appears to be incomplete. I think he is still trying to "polish it up" a bit, from what I read in his answers on the forum. But, IMHO, that would be a bit like rearranging chairs on a ship that\'s sinking. My suggestion would be to come up with a way to represent the math without the shapes being drawn incorrectly, for one. But, then again, the answers are multiple choice and you are bound to get it right. [/]\nThough it\'s an easy 100% game I can\'t recommend it. I mean, there are better puzzles out there... and better designers who would take this great subject matter and make it work. But, hey... kudos for the great idea! [/]\n***Update:\nI had a second look at the game, afterwhat appears to be an update. I did not see any of the problems I mentioned changed in any way. My opinion of the game itself remains unchanged. I really do love Math puzzlers. And, I can recommend Two Digits, Three Digits, (which I\'m still trying to beat) and Energy Balance if you\'re looking for great Math Puzzles.\nBut, I noticed recently that cards were added, and I have to add that the artwork is great. The backgrounds are great Math art and I\'m using one on my profile now. If you are just looking for some neat Math art... here it is! The cards and emoticons are geometry shapes. But, the backgrounds are neat patterns and Math equations with a blackboard look. The profile badges have images of famous Greek Mathemations. If you\'re into art the cards are for you.', u'hours': 4.5, u'date': u'2016-01-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 1044, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'rsalgado91586', u'text': u'i loved the game when i was younger.. When i saw it on sale i had to get it .. WAYYYYYY TOO MANYYY BUGS.... cant even get past the training because minute man keeps runing around and wont do what i tell him... wont pick up stuff without many attempts.. its not worth it till they fix it', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2015-06-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198167253989', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 64, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Warblood The Great', u'text': u'Will Write up a review soon. For now, I recommend this game to any RPG enthusiast.', u'hours': 8.2, u'date': u'2016-11-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197994215791', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 365, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'ReaperCookie', u'hours': 8.0, u'products': 82, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-11-11', u'text': u"Starting this game I was immediately skeptical. The first Costume Quest held a special place in my heart. It's sequel had a lot to live up to.\nFrom the get-go I was not impressed. The game's storyline seemed loaded, time-travel - really? Despite the graphics retaining their similarity with the original there was a lot of added 'detail', it felt cluttered. To top it all off the fighting mechanics had changed. From playing the original to this in a short span of time, the altered fighting style was jarring and uncomfortable.\nBut the costumed kids had provided me such joy in the past, I gave the game the benefit of the doubt and stuck with it.\nAfter some groaning and grousing. Some frowning and some grumbling. The storyline began to unfold. Familiar faces resurfaced and a smile was gracing my lips. The world you explored had deepened, the hidden bonuses for exploring were genuinely rewarding. The battle system, especially as it expanded became just as enjoyable, if not more enjoyable than the original.\nBy the end I was thoroughly satisfied! The antagonist was a great blend of bizarre and entertaining and entirely appropriate for the game's Halloween-themed setting and the cotumes were, as always, fantastic to see in battle-form. (Of particular note was Jefferson's 'Declaration of Destruction.') The strengths and weaknesses mechanic was also a nice detail and the ability to upgrade your costumes, which in turn, changed their appearance, was kind of awesome.\nUnfortunately, the game felt much easier this time around. Much more forgiving, especially later on in the game. The water fountains were never an issue, as you could eat candy on-the-go to keep your health in check. I didn't use the cards a single time, only after I had finished the game to farm the achievement. The only tedium I found was exploring the little overworld's your character's traverse, as the maps were almost entirely useless and a few secrets and a hiding kid or two drove my patience to it's limit.\nNevertheless, I would highly suggest this game for it's charm, maybe not at full price, mine was bought at a discount, but for the original I shelled out the full price, here and on my old ps3. It provided me with quite a few hours of enjoyment, it is an exceptional sequel and I would definitely buy another installment. I've always had a soft spot for Halloween. :)", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Ayuri', u'hours': 11.9, u'products': 1328, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-11-05', u'text': u'Double Fine Productions is back with this amazing sequel to Costume Quest and I HAD to play it after finishing the first game in a row. A little confused and doubtful at the beginning, mainly because of the combat system that didn\'t feel right, I realized it was just about adjusting ; once you\'re "in", this game is just as good as the first one.\nOne of the highlights of Costume Quest was the story and I wasn\'t disappointed with this new storyline - saving Halloween traveling through time, fighting the evilish Dr. White and his dental army. A lot of fun, new costumes and abilities, various new cards to use in combat and of course, new characters. The gameplay and the quests remain identical, but it doesn\'t get boring for all that (you can even skip combat animations if it starts bothering you after a while). Let\'s not forget to mention that they (finally !) added maps.\nCostume Quest 2 is truly worth playing if you\'ve finished the first game. Join Reynold and Wren one more time in a second epic adventure, in this cute and amusing RPG - and, hopefully, there will be a third adventure...', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'JMJimmy', u'text': u"The developers are clearly in over their heads on this project.  To call this an early access game is an insult, it's barely pre-alpha and can't run at more than 1fps on a nvidia 650/i7.  If they ever get this into a remotely playable state it will be so little so late as to be pointless.  It feels almost like some college kid thought 'I've made a mod or two, I should be able to create a game no problem!'\nGo buy Farcry Primal instead.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-01-11', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 5, u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 660, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'MrBrown', u'text': u'The game seems nice, with good graphics and sounds but for now doesn\'t seems ready for playing :\n-The controls are weird ex: when you crouch it open the crafting table, but in the controls settings never talk about anything on opening that crafting table.\n-It doesn\'t seems that we can swim with our head out of watter, but at least we can still take a breath and go back underwather.\nWell, this is not a big problem, what really got me upset is that you have ONE solo game and you deal with it. Yes ONLY ONE, UNO, UNE, 1 ! You can\'t delete it nor start a fresh new on it and by the fact erase the old one and since it doesn\'t have any savinf features because it save your game by itslef (like in 7 days to die), if you drop an item by missclicking while you are discovering for the first time, it is lost :D FOR EVER since it seems that the items dropped don\'t appear on the ground. So you better not do any mistake in your game or you will simply live with it even if you uninstall and reinstall the game, you will be stuck with the same game you did your mistake in.\nOf course this can makes me look only like a rage quitting guy but just imagine you couldn\'t delete nor go back by "exit without saving" your old gbc or gba pokemon game ...... what a pain in the\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665would it be?\nSo at the end of the day, Age of Survival seems to have a big potential but if I could restart my real life, I wouldn\'t had buy the game at this stage of alpha. In short my advice is don\'t buy it right now and wait to see if it gets anybetter.', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2016-01-08', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 10, u'user_id': u'76561198010303118', u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 65, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'H2O', u'text': u'This game is complete muck, bought it and then rejected it, asked for my money back and received it. Bottom line.....Dont Buy It.....', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2015-12-21', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 6, u'user_id': u'76561198146879585', u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 23, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Maud Louth', u'hours': 57.4, u'products': 237, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-06', u'text': u'Insanely addicting combat, great voice acting, and an excellent story make this a worthy addition to any Steam library', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'DartVeiga', u'hours': 17.6, u'products': 254, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-06', u'text': u'I just love all Batman games. I love the puzzels, love the fight dynamics. Better played with a game pad.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Vinesma', u'hours': 11.0, u'products': 48, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-06', u'text': u"A great game that offers a solid mix of stealth and action. Holds up even for people that aren't fans of Batman (like I\n).\nI won't ever stop lavishing praise upon it and it's sequel.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'VermilionBird', u'hours': 27.5, u'products': 440, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-06', u'text': u"I'M BATMAN", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'FoxyTowns', u'text': u'A friend gave me this game... I think he was trying to tell me something...', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198187188849', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 7, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 29, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Rh\xf8mbus_waifu', u'text': u'no one will play this with you and its really no that fun', u'hours': 4.7, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198351191208', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 29, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'\u261c\u272a\u261e Rainy', u'hours': 5.9, u'products': 27, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'text': u'Very Poorly Optimized..... plz fix', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Seoc', u'text': u'The game isn\'t polished in any area, but it has potential.  Trese Brothers has a long history of updating their games well after release, so I fully expect they will continue to work on it until that potential has been realized.\nIf you rage at rogue-like games where a couple bad decisions or random events could cause a death-spiral, then this is probably also not the game for you.  (Save-scumming is possible with a little technical know-how, but there\'s no manual saving as I write this.)\nThere are legitimate complaints that there can be an annoying mixture of hidden complexity, purely random outcomes, and a lack of options/control.  (Complaints that the developer actively listens to and  engages in fruitful discussions.)\nBut if you\'re looking for a single-player, moderately open-world, turn-based space adventure game, you\'re in luck.  If you\'d like to help influence the development of such a game, now would be the time to get it and join in.\nThe original Star Traders on Android was my first and deepest experience with Trese Brothers.  I\'ve bought every game of theirs since, either on Google Play or Steam.  I did it because I believe they needed rewarded for the sheer commitment they show to their games.  That original Star Traders game?  It\'s\ngetting updates, even years later as they work on the sequel.\nUnfortunately, Trese Brothers games were in a sort of awkward place for me--too involved to be a "play it for 10 minutes every other week" mobile game, but not involving enough to compete with "real games" on the PC.\nST:F changes that for me.  Even in this early version, I see the game as a worthy addition to my Steam list and it\'s rapidly climbing my game list in terms of time spent playing.\nJust create a character and go.  You start out with a ship (including crew) and get introduced to the game\'s storyline.  Run with that story or completely ignore it and go do whatever you want to do.  You can be a simple trader, a privateer, a hired gun, a military officer, an explorer, a spy, or any mixture of the above.\nJust be prepared:  Probably at least 1/3 of the galaxy will end up hating you.  Most missions are going to be against a faction (who aren\'t going to appreciate it).  Selling goods could cause someone to hate you.    Hell, just passing by a ship can cause you to lose a little bit of reputation.\nYou are not alone in flying through space.  Your ship has a crew and officers.  Your crew level up as you do things and can gain "talents" which are special abilities such as saves for certain bad conditions, special attacks, and the like.  Each crewmember has their own traits and morale.  Too many bad things happening at once or just continued neglect (such as not paying them) may cause a crewmember leave--or, if enough of the crew becomes demoralized, you could literally have a mutiny on your hands.\nThe overworld portion is definitely the highlight for now:  Flying through space (with the game tossing dice in the background to see if you pass skill checks).  Landing on planets.  Managing your ship/crew.  Maybe a little trading.  Talking to contacts to get services and missions.\nContacts are a key addition over the original mobile game.  They are your interface with a given faction.  If you don\'t have a contact with an associated faction, you can\'t get missions, get ranks/permits, or even pay to absolve your transgressions.  Getting in good with a contact generally gets you better/more of what they offer.\nThere are a few different mission types, but most are the usual fetch/carry quest or kill/capture something quest.  There are some special-purpose quests like "spy on someone" or "explore this unpopulated area/planet".  Again, usually a mission will gain you reputation with the issuing faction (as well as the contact), but at the cost of reputation of another.\nMissions lead to what is probably the weaker elements of the game at this early stage.\nExploring, patrolling, and spying all use "cards".  You\'re shown five result cards.  You press a button and four cards slowly disappear.  The remaining card is your result.  The result may trigger a battle or a save roll.  Some crew talents let you modify the cards before pressing the button, but that\'s it really.  The process has all the strategy of pulling the arm of a slot machine.\nShip battles offer a little more in the area of strategy.  Each turn you can decide if you want to advance/retreat, then what weapons to use, and finally if you want to activate any crew talents.  Both sides execute their selected actions.  Rinse and repeat until one ship escapes or is destroyed/disabled.  The only variation is the ability to send a boarding crew, which takes us to crew combat\u2026\nIf you\'ve played Darkest Dungeon, you know the basics of crew combat--4v4 turn-based battles where individuals have special abilities, usually tied to party position.  It\'s the most strategic of the "doing stuff" part of the game.  It could use some more depth, but it is the most interactive component in the game at the moment.\nSo, the game isn\'t the best thing ever made, but it also was just released in Early Access.  It\'s also being actively worked on by a pair of guys who are personally invested in every one of their games and listen to their customers.  I paid double the current asking price in the Kickstarter and I feel I\'ve already gotten my money\'s worth.', u'hours': 51.0, u'date': u'2017-12-16', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198010672528', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 781, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Sober Mans Secret', u'text': u"A great space game which is a lot deeper than it's title suggests. Missions galore, great plots and stories, political intruige. It's all here. Be who you want, do what you want.\nGreat Game!\n9\\10", u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2017-12-16', u'early_access': True, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 7, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 1560, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Kaiser', u'text': u"After playing and enjoying Templar Battleforce I was pleasantly surprised to see Trese Bros. had fleshed out this universe.\nI'm really enjoying myself while playing this game so far. That's enough for me to give a positive review. And TBH, I hate the whole early access thing that Steam has become. But, every now and then something like this slips through and I go ahead and totally contradict myself by buying into it.\nMy merchant/diplomat captain runs from almost every fight, he's a coward, but he's a rich coward who also happens to be alive. So suck it space pirates.", u'hours': 20.3, u'date': u'2017-12-16', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198008114923', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 187, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Iron Leonem', u'hours': 42.5, u'products': 437, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'text': u'A critical look at my "first" impressions of my new favorite game: Battle Chef Brigade\nIt\'s not often any more that I will become so engrossed in a game that I will skip a full hour and a half over my bed time without realizing what time it is. The blend of action combat, clever puzzle design, and engrossing time management brought me fully into the world of the Battle Chefs. It\'s a frequent problem with game designers that they cannot stop analyzing a game, and they start to lose the raw passion they had for playing games that made them want to enter the field in the first place. With this game, I enjoy it so much my inner critic is over shouted by raw exhilaration.\nThat being said, Now that I\'ve stepped back, had a night\'s rest (and a quick round of Battle Chef Brigade before work...) I want to actually take a step back and do that analysis. So, cards on the table, I played the hell out of the beta when they released it, so my impressions weren\'t completely blind going into the full version.\nIn Battle Chef Brigade, you\'re making anywhere from 1 to 3 dishes for judges with different tastes and desires out of monsters you murder out in the arena in the back of the kitchen, all in a time limit dictated by how many dishes you have to make. Your character gets different cookware with different abilities, new combat equipment, and cooking powers that give you special ways to complete your dishes.\nFirst, the easy part- the hunting. Combat feels very fluid in this game, with just a ton of combos and abilities that your character brings to the field. I\'m playing the game on hard mode, and combat definitely feels like a challenge. Each enemy has different attack patterns, strategies, and rewards for taking them on, so you get a good mix of opponents in each round. The field also has interesting interactions, like birds picking up food items you leave around and turning them into eggs you can pick up. The combat does a great job of feeling fluid and natural, and the hand drawn animations are gorgeous.\nThat being said, I do have some minor complaints about combat. Enemies, if they telegraph at all, give only a few frames to react to the attack that\'s about to barrel down on you. That\'s fine if you\'re fighting the smaller beasties, but fighting the dragon, for example, just feels unfair. Luckily they could fix this pretty easy by lengthening the animation juuuust a smidge between wind up and attack. Also, Mina\u2019s Backstab ability lets you teleport behind enemies, but sometimes this is a little unpredictable- I\u2019ve teleported up like thirty feet to hit an enemy three platforms above me before. Overall, the combat flaws I see in the game feel like minor nitpicks in an otherwise incredible system.\nNow, onto the puzzle mechanics. The only things that genuinely annoyed me about the game came from the puzzle system, although these were dramatically overshadowed by how amazing the system was over all. It centers around a rotation match 3 puzzle system, where you rotate a square of four gems to get a line of 3, which condenses into an upgraded gem. There are also fascinating \u201cbreakable\u201d gem mechanics, ovens that slowly upgrade or duplicate gems automatically over time, poison mechanics, and wildcard mechanics. They do a lot to innovate over traditional match 3 puzzle games, including, essentially, building the puzzle yourself out of the monster parts you hunt down. The system is a lot of fun to play with, and the cookware offers interesting variations that let you build your own strategy.\nNow, the downsides- Some of the cookware have limitations that are not well explained. Take the poison mechanic- in the regular old dull pan, you can match three poisons together to safely remove them from your dish without harming your other ingredients. There\u2019s also a dwarven pan that lets you match four of the same gem to promote it straight to level 3, but it doesn\u2019t tell you that it doesn\u2019t match poison gems at all. There are some of those finicky edge cases that the game just doesn\u2019t have, which feel unfair the first time you run across it. Ultimately though, you roll your eyes, add that quirk to your understanding of the game, and then it\u2019s not a problem any more.\nAlso, you can totally screw yourself over with lack of care when it comes to picking your cookware, but resetting/rematching a game does not let you re-pick your equipment. To avoid this, just make sure you have the dull pan or the combo pan on you at all times until you fully understand how the tools work. Also, a practice mode can help you smooth out the edges in how the tools work.\nDespite the minor troubles I had with those edge cases, though, I enjoyed this match three game more than I ever thought I would. It\u2019s been the only game like it that I\u2019ve loved, spare only Puzzle Quest 1. If you\u2019re not a puzzle game enthusiast, don\u2019t let that deter you from trying this game out.\nThe concept is a fascinating one, but funny enough, it\u2019s kind of hard to sell people on with just an elevator pitch. I find myself saying \u201cTrust me, it\u2019s a million times better than the concept suggests.\u201d more frequently than I thought I would. The timing of making your dish is definitely what ties this whole concept together, and elements of both the puzzle and combat system play nicely into creating a rich and unified game, which was way more complimentary than it has any right to be.\nThe monster and veggie respawn rate is set perfectly so that you never lack for something to fight. At the same time, you can\u2019t just hunt the same monster for two minutes straight, you have to wait for the proper respawns. In cooking, the different ovens allow you to do some minor puzzling, and set it to bake for a while, incentivizing a blend of both hunting and cooking over time, rather than just doing all the hunting and then all the cooking. I was worried it would be very easy to figure out the fastest route to any particular dish, but the design\u2019s combination of its hunting and cooking makes each variety a challenge.\nOverall, this game is a fantastic title, and despite a few flaws here and there, it might well be my favorite game in recent memory. For $20 on Steam and Switch, it\u2019s worth the price and more. Anyway, thanks for reading!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'brightprimate', u'text': u"Battle Chef is amazing, it has a lot of elements from a bunch different types of games,  all of which work very harmoniously together.  The story, the characters, and the artwork make for an immersive world, it's an incredibly unique game, which I would basically describe as Iron Chef meets The Legend of Korra, a fantastic pairing in my opinion, definitely pick it up, it is more than worth the price!!", u'hours': 354.5, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198271186427', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 15, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'A Salt Rifle', u'hours': 17.3, u'products': 229, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'text': u"Only played this game for a very short time at this point. But I'm already in love.\nI usually hate any game that has to do with tile swapper puzzles. or just generic puzzles in general. But Battle Chef does the puzzles perfectly to make the game really fun to play. the art style is really fitting along with the music is perfect.\nand also did I mention. this game is basically the Food Wars anime with an added hack and slash fighting to get the ingredients like Medieval Iron Chef. and it works perfectly as game\ntotally work the $20 and if I owned a Switch you could bet that I would buy if for switch too.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'slschuga', u'hours': 5.3, u'products': 512, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-09-26', u'text': u"It's a quick and simple game. It can certainly be challenging, and not all of that is fair- touching the outer walls kills you instantly, and enemies love to kick you into them. Overall, though, it's just simple fun. My only problem is with the sound: the music needs to be turned down and the enemies be given audible footsteps, I can't count how many time an enemy snuck up behind me while I was dealing with the ones in front of me.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Grungle Toreskin', u'text': u'Bland, boring and lacking any substance. This kind of proof of concept wank belongs on itch.io not steam for money.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-09-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198055537780', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 325, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Your Comrade Stalin', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 78, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-09-18', u'text': u'Gets boring over time.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Ragas', u'text': u'Best racing ever in history', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-04-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198117314998', u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 16, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'ok', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 14, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-02-26', u'text': u"The only time I've properly enjoyed racing against AI. They're a bit wacky at the start, however. It is probably the best sim out there for giving an atmosphere during a race weekend.\nAlso, I've played it more than the thingy says.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Dr_Sarac', u'text': u'Simply the best sim-racing game ever made, still the best. This game have that something that Project Cars (game that is the most similar to the GTR2) doesnt have. 10/10', u'hours': 5.5, u'date': u'2017-02-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198120112434', u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 170, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'mattfuji', u'text': u"If you think a true simulation of football involves Andrew Luck missing an entire season with 'severe depression', QBs breaking their backs handing the ball off, and completed fly patterns that result in a whopping two yards, then you probably have CTE and won't notice the overwhelming inanity of this game.", u'hours': 6.5, u'date': u'2015-03-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 9, u'user_id': u'76561198044886241', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 137, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'WurstPlay', u'text': u"I'm relatively new to this game in that I've logged maybe 50 single player seasons and I'm just starting my first season on my first multiplayer league.  That is still noob status, as many of the people in the community have been playing for over 10 years and have simmed literally thousands of seasons.  The depth of detail in this game is incredible, and the amount of data mining the community performs in order to understand the ins and outs of player development and play calling is astounding.  If you are interested in this game do yourself a favor and look up a site called Front Office Football Central.  Browsing there will give you a hint as to what you're getting with this game.  It's definitely not a casual sports sim.  For a comparison Madden is to Front Office Football what Call of Duty is to ArmA.  If you're looking for a game that lets you pretend to be your favorite player and rack up 5,000 receiving yards in a season look elsewhere.  If you're looking for a game that forces you to debate signing veterans vs. getting rookies playing time and whether you should build a smashmouth defense oriented team or a spread offense high flying powerhouse, this might be the game for you.  You'll never get to watch your players make acrobatic leaps, but you will get to watch them develop as players and have to deal with how they form friendships and animosity between their teammates and the fans.  If you've ever had the urge to study film on your favorite team's offensive line you'll fit right in here.", u'hours': 12816.2, u'date': u'2015-02-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198085610339', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 101, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'ClamNewton', u'text': u'This game is\n10% luck\n20% skill\n15% concentrated power of will\n5% pleasure\n50% pain\nand 100% reason to purchase this game', u'hours': 107.3, u'date': u'2015-02-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 37, u'user_id': u'76561198116115022', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 37, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Geralt of Rivia', u'text': u'D E A D\nE     S\nA S \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\nD     U\nC\nK', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198291714453', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 68, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'fizzie', u'text': u'NONE OF THAT SIXTY DOLLAR MULTIPLAYER ONLY \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665T', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 270, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Chutney', u'text': u'No one wants to play your\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665game.', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197983019868', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 189, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'MDKG Labrat', u'text': u'crap, cant get any controller to work with this. makes it useless in VR', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-07-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197968927674', u'product_id': u'669570', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 230, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'DeadPoolX', u'text': u'PROS:\n+ It\'s a neat idea.\n+ It has VR support (which is nice if you own a VR setup)\n+ It\'s cheap.\nCONS:\n- Will often start in VR mode (even if you told the game you wanted to play in non-VR mode), which leaves you completely unable to do anything, even exit the game unless you ALT F4. This isn\'t consistent, however, so non-VR mode might load properly once or even twice, but after that, you\'ll never see it again.\n- The controls are a complete mess. Nothing makes sense at all. For instance, you can\'t go backwards or change your elevation, you can only go forward (with "W") and steer with the mouse. "D" is apparently night vision, "A" lets you land on objects, but doesn\'t work, and "E" is a camera that does nothing.\n- There are no settings or options menu (other than choosing VR mode or non-VR mode, but that doesn\'t usually work either and automatically loads VR mode), so you can\'t change the graphics or audio at all.\n- The tutorial is an empty room with the controls displayed in front of you. Basically, it\'s the "controls list" of a normal game\'s options menu. An actual tutorial, that teaches you the basics of the game doesn\'t exist.\n- As far as I can tell, there is no way to save mid-mission, not that it really matters considering the game is practically unplayable.\nVERDICT: This isn\'t a game, it\'s a cruel practical joke. As a commercial product sold on Steam, it\'s complete garbage. The game doesn\'t do a single thing right.\nI dont care how cheap it is, it wouldn\'t be worth it if it were free. In fact, if Microspy weren\'t as cheap as it is, I\'d request a refund, but for under $3 there\'s really no point.\nSo stay far away and never buy it unless you\'re a masochist or hate the person you\'re sending it to as a gift.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-07-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'669570', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 1913, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'rmz', u'hours': 4.0, u'products': 317, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-09-23', u'text': u"Umbrella Corps brings a competitive experience featuring new types of strategy and technique blended with elements from the world of Resident Evil, to create a unique kind of shooter! That's true, if 'unique' means horribad...\nWow. Just wow. I love RE franchise, but this... I'll start with tl;dr If you want a good RE shooter get RE Revelations. If you want a mediocre RE shooter get RE Operation Raccoon City. If you want bad and devoid of any fun RE shooter get this.\nSo. This is a multiplayer shooter in the RE universe, where you're supposedly playing a role of Umbrella corporation soldier and fight zombies and other players. Sounds fun? It surely is not. I really don't think there's anything good here. Graphically it's ok, but due to the horrible fov and tiny levels you really cannot see much. As for the bad. There's plenty. Single player experience is going through small level (I think there is more than one, but they all are so similar...) and killing given amount of zombies. So far each mission is about 2 minutes long. Oh joy... Maybe it wouldn't be so bad if the mechanics would be sound, but Umbrella Corps fails there too. Weird tpp view, imagine RE5 but with the character further on the left/right side, with weird fov makes everything in your face. On crack, as everything seem to happen very fast. Level design is horrible, it's basically one corridor wrapped around.\nAvoid this at all cost.\nI liked:\n* the title\nI didn't like:\n* the game (no, really, there is nothing likeable here)\nGet this if:\n* no, just don't\nDon't get this if:\n* you're a human being", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'talgaby', u'hours': 7.7, u'products': 484, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-09-22', u'text': u'Umbrella Corps started as Capcom\u2019s attempt at creating a competitive squad-based online shooter, and it ended up as a cheap-looking, repetitive, and desolate mess.\nFor a game that was supposed to rival Overwatch at its launch, Umbrella Corps manages to impress us only with its spectacular list of failures.\nIt is a third-person shooter with the world\u2019s lowest field of view; a 2016 game where the animations and textures look like some indie project from 2002; and a competitive game with barely over half dozen maps (all smaller than many 2-player deathmatch arenas in Quake 1).\nThe list could go in infinitely, but it would be moot anyway, since the online portion of Umbrella Corps on PC died two weeks after launch.\nAs for the single-player part, it is a series of 24 challenges, spread across the seven available maps. These are just barebones horde mode with some flavour text, a predetermined loadout, and a mixture of three possible objectives. We can hunt for samples by killing enemies, collect five briefcases from all over the map, or hold designated spots for 10 seconds before moving along. Calling this repetitive is a mild understatement. It is boring, lazy, and can be even frustrating: ammo is often scarce by design, and some challenges want us to complete three different objectives in a row, where failing one puts us back to the very start.\nAdmittedly, Umbrella Corps is not the world\u2019s worst third-person shooter, but it ranks high up there. It is now a symbol of how low Resident Evil can sink, but maybe it also represents the rock bottom the series can never reach again.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Pakey | Candy Paint', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 41, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-09-21', u'text': u'No, no, no, no. Waste of a $1, this is \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing horrific.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Ari_CZ', u'hours': 7.1, u'products': 1486, u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-12-16', u'text': u'very bad optimalisation', u'early_access': True, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Scooty Puff Senior', u'text': u"This is an extremely promising game, and even in its early access state it can suck you in. The game is somewhere between a space sim and a sandbox RPG/roguelike, and has a great deal of depth if you are willing to scratch beneath the surface.\nFor example; your contacts (who provide missions, equipment, etc) all have both a faction allegiance and an influence score within their faction. This means that by aiding them you can increase their influence, allowing you to become a sort of kingmaker. This level of detail is given to many of the game's features, with the result being a universe that feels much more alive than that of similar games.\nSome people may be put off by the Early Access tag (understandably), but the developers are extremely active, with consistent weekly or even bi-weekly updates. They are also receptive to feedback through the discussion page, and it is very likely that the finished product will meet all the expectations of the playerbase.\nIn short: good game already, potential to be great, excellent developers.", u'hours': 68.5, u'date': u'2017-12-15', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197970132678', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 185, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Crogg The Devourer', u'hours': 17.9, u'products': 160, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'text': u'Funny, weird, quirky story, with interesting characters, and unique combo of 2 different gameplay styles. The platforming brawler part is actually really fun and intense from the pressure to collect ingredients and the puzzle elements are more fun and complex because of having to plan combo to achieve goals set by the game. I highly recommend a gamepad with this one. The keyboard layout is absolutely backwards and for some reason is not fully rebindable(only allows certain changes and outright doesnt allow others). This can caused an unneccessary difficulty curve, frustration, and can inhibit higher level of play unless you can adapt to the control layout. Beyond that I have no issues with this game and highly recommend it', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Raidillon', u'text': u"As old as it might be, GTR2 still to this day remain one of the most complete racing simulators out there. It's a timeless classic. Packed with features, great physics and plenty of content make GTR2 a must have title for all simracing fans out there.", u'hours': 28.9, u'date': u'2017-02-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 223, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'H-c-H', u'text': u'Truly a classic, i have been playing this game since release.  Innovative,hard to master and loads of fun when race2play was active', u'hours': 2.3, u'date': u'2017-01-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197993925260', u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 4, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'fs7kills', u'hours': 77.1, u'products': 131, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-01-03', u'text': u"Although old GTR2 is still one of the best racing sims out there.\nGTR2 is based on the 2003/2004 seasons of the FIA GT Championship, and its base content includes 25 cars & 15 track locations used in those seasons. The game has nice graphics, good sounds, handling of cars is very good, precise & intuitive, controller support is good, and there's lots of mod content available.\nGraphics can be slightly better than rFactor depending on the mod/track used, and replays generally look better than rFactor. The game only requires 512MB of video memory when run on the highest settings, so even if you have an old PC you should be able to get good graphics in this game.\nController support for Xbox360 controller is pretty good, the default controller settings work well, require precise inputs without being frustrating.\nGameplay is very good, there's driving school, 24hr races, championships, or you can simply create custom race weekends with cars & track of your choice, being able to restrict AI to use only specific cars instead of allowing all base cars can make races more interesting imo. There's also weather & time change in all tracks, both of which increase the challenge and make races even more interesting.\nBase content might seem kind of slim with only 25 cars & 15 track locations, but mods more than make up for it. GTR2 has a lot of mod content (not as much as rFactor, though), there's lots of tracks & cars that can be found on the internet, and the large amount of mod content combined with the excellent gameplay can provide lots of replay value.\nI bought Race 07 before buying GTR 2 thinking Race 07 might be better than GTR 2 because of the larger amount of base content. Race 07 is a great game imo, but I think overall GTR2 is better, better gameplay, better car handling & controller support, more mod content, more replay value. Even if you already have Race 07 GTR2 is still worth buying.\nGTR2 imo is a must have for fans of sim racing, great gameplay, low price, lots of mods, and it can run fine even on old PCs. Highly recommended.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Mekniphc', u'hours': 449.5, u'products': 10, u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2015-02-14', u'text': u'This game will give you everything you are looking for if you are someone who played Madden or NCAA football without actually playing the game. By that I mean you can fine tune every aspect of the game to how you want your team to lose. Imagine picking up a stud QB in the draft, game plan to his strengths. After training camp you find out he cant throw the ball over 20 yards without hitting a defender, change the coach\'s scheme to play the short game. Dump off passes will go to your RB more often, learning your RB has stone hands become evident. It all snowballs based off your little designs.\nYou have the chance to truly find gems in the draft. Snagging a DE and successfully converting him to a 3-4 OLB is a very nice feeling. Injuries are only as accurate as what your staff tells you. If your strength coach is a "special" guy, he may green light a minor injury that costs a player his leg. I\'ve had a guy listed on the injury report for optomology (sp?), the amount of detail the guy put in to making this game is more vast than anything we collectively could have imagined.\nThe true beauty of this game is finding a multiplier league that has a good commissioner. I just completed my first 32 team draft this morning and I was glued to the damn computer. Anxiously waiting to see if the guy I really wanted would fall to me or not. Thinking you found a gem and having someone else pick them before you. I can\'t stop playing this game. The St. Louis Rams organization looks forward becoming a part of the Albuquerque community.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'mretsam', u'text': u"This game is probably the best Football(American Football) sim I've come across, but it does come with some flaws as well.\nIf you don't know what you're getting yourself into, it's a text based game that is focused on statistics(and does this game ever track them).\nThe good parts of this game is that is when I've ran statistical sims without giving much attention to rosters for testing purposes, the game does provide pretty accurate data that corrensponds with the players rating, the teams rating and other factors such as personality, coaching etc.  This exceeded my expectations on how the game would compile stats.  The game doesn't allow for too many lopsided trades to load teams up(note you also have a salary cap to deal with), but if you really try hard you can fleece the AI(but what fun is that?).  Aside from being the General Manager, you are able to coach your team, set your depth charts, and run 100's of different plays.  It's not too complex, and it's very enjoyable(remember, this is a text based sports sim, not Madden).\nMy biggest gripe is the user interface.  The UI is so outdated(it's something you'd expect out of a game created 20 years ago).  It makes navigating really difficult, and it's unsightly compared to other sports sims.  Back to the navigation, is that it's very clunky, the menus aren't well organized(I attribute this to the clunky feeling of the UI).  If the UI was ever improved, this game would be a hit amongst sim enthusiats.  The UI also makes this game very unfriendly to new players, not just to this game, but those making this their first sim they've tried.  There is no tutorial, there is no glossary for stat abbreviations (or the reason they're tracked).\nI'm a little harsh on the negative aspect, but once you get used the UI and if you have prior knowledge of Football, the game is quite a bit of fun.  While it's not a 10/10, I'd give the game a solid 8/10, and I recommend it with a little caution as there is a bit of a learning curve.", u'hours': 24.2, u'date': u'2015-02-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 1126, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Snotty', u'hours': 118.6, u'products': 98, u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-02-10', u'text': u"This game is so deep!  If you have ever wanted to sit in the drivers seat of an NFL franchise, this is your chance.  FOF7 is franchise mode in Madden - on steroids. The only knock is that the interface looks dated.  In future versions, if the interface catches up to the level of gameplay FOF will be a 10 out of 10.\nFor now, I'd rate it a solid 8.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Cyanide Mixer', u'hours': 2.7, u'products': 112, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'text': u'Played the Beta and actually enjoyed it, was expecting it to be free to play as the devs said then i come with a price tag....to me its a free to play game.\nSeeing as the game is currently at a playerbase of 59 while its on sale and was at 4 when I last looked it aint worth the money to buy even now.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Gattaca', u'text': u'Really just needs to be Free... that Might bring back the playerbase but doubt it. Glad I at least enjoyed the beta', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 90, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Hero', u'text': u"Don't really understand why this game isn't very popular its well developed plays well speed is intense graphics are good style is orginal should really be competeing with COD", u'hours': 3.0, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 26, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Rabbit CoCo', u'text': u"80-85/100 Very good.\nWeak points :\n-The graphic is not very good.\n-And it's very addictive if you're a strategy game lover.\nThe good points :\n-Very good game design\n-Fun\n-Replayable\nStrategy game lover shouldn't miss it.", u'hours': 82.9, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198254877203', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 21, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'MostNeed', u'hours': 54.2, u'products': 10, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'text': u'Very fun game with strategies.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'lolibus', u'hours': 31.9, u'products': 170, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'text': u'A decent puzzle game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Kingg With a K', u'text': u'Support the series!\nI would like to see ULiL with steam integration in the future.', u'hours': 9.2, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 174, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Shonky Business', u'hours': 3.8, u'products': 148, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'text': u"I die, I cri, but I won't lie\nI luv u zun\n:3", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Ayato_k', u'hours': 1.4, u'products': 30, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'text': u'Nice \u2468', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'little gamer64', u'text': u'I love this game', u'hours': 20.5, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198277218503', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 0, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 12, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'CAT', u'text': u'lets make that face when I said A LOT of good AND A LOT OF UPDATES and good\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665about single and damn multiplayer             make sure you bought it and h  ave fun or ill be sad :( (jk I willnt be sad ill be\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665[jk I kill you])                       damn awesome game (but alawys cheaters and money askers suck big big big X7 chocolate with eggs) and blah blah blah and blah blah blah\n*DOGE comed in my room*\nWOW SUCH GAME\nMUCH COOL\n-me- get out plz\n-doge- such sad\n*DOGE leavs with legendary artifact*\nHEY DOGE GIVE ME IT BACK\n...anyways cool game', u'hours': 169.6, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198150857331', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 46, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Vesp', u'hours': 95.5, u'products': 227, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'Campaign was eh, online is p2w', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'bnisbe02', u'text': u'Game Is bugg, keeps crashing', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-03-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198089207497', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 40, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Foxy Mcfoxface', u'text': u"Why are you reading this?\nLike every other review I'm going to say go play Theme Hospital.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-02-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198027008659', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 654, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'PurpleWhiteJade', u'hours': 12.9, u'products': 329, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-02-11', u'text': u"So I barely bother writing a review.. but this is sooo bad.\n- Can't save the game, so I have to keep restarting from the start if I want to play.\n- Sound keeps dissapearing.\n- Controls are hard to use.\n- GAME WON'T SAVE\nDO NOT BUY, I REPEAT, DO NOT BUY THIS GAME.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Dalek:.', u'hours': 2.3, u'products': 370, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-02-03', u'text': u'A difficult and challenging game with graphics that were ahead of its time with weird controls.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'spam', u'text': u'This is a re-release of the old-school platformer and it is still fantastic.  The design ethic still sets this game apart after 20+ years.  The brutal progress by trial-and-death game play is a little painful sometimes but not enough to prevent you from getting  excited when you finally pass a challenge and immediatly die on the next screen.', u'hours': 4.2, u'date': u'2017-01-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197990658521', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 112, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Delphius', u'text': u"I am one of those who love and played this game back in the 90's. What I remember is that this game was very ahead of its time in certain ways. It was totally unique, though the graphics were somewhat outdated, the type of cynamatic quality it had made it totally interesting. I highly recommend that if you have purchased this game, you check out the bonus video that goes into a bit of interview of how this game was created. I enjoyed the insight and the history behind the game which helped me appreciate it even more.\nThe game play is designed for a much older system at the time (Amiga if I remember correctly), though it seemed to port well to dos and many gaming systems at the time. The original I believe was designed around a joystick and two buttons which really limited the type of actions you could do. This game like many others has you depend on timing and pattern recognition. It can make the game difficult at times, but I would say the remake is actually much easier than the original. The original was more arcade style, where you were not able to save or automatically keep track of points in the game. Everytime you died that game would give you a code that would be a save marker to that point in the game. Also like many games in the 90's, you could expect to die a lot. It is mostly trial and error which can really frustrate people. Battle is all about timing your shots and shielding right, while also memorizing how your enemies attacked from the last time you died. Its tricky, but also provides a lot of personal satisfaction when done right.\nI kept my game with the remake graphics and sounds just to see and experience the new touch. Everything seems to feel the same, especially when using a gamepad. Switching back to classic is fun too. But the remake does make things feel a bit new. I also have not experienced any crashing like some others have mentioned. My first session of the game I was able to accomplish 3/4th of the game in one sitting. I got tired or I would have finished it without a single crash. This also was a sign to me that things felt original and it didnt take me too long to get right back in to the rhythm of the game. I had to relearn many things but overall I could remember the basic points. The game is not all that long once you know what your doing.\nI recommend this game if you are familiar with this type of retro gameplay style. It probably isnt for everyone, but this game is definitely significant to my life and childhood. Nice to have it in my steam library.", u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2017-01-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198099260702', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 191, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'deathrow_nzl', u'text': u'Not worth NZ$ 48.95  Not even Worth $5 US..   I got it for $1 from Humble Bundle..\nI would say the game has protential if it was still in EA however is is fully released so we can expect it to go anywhere.\nThe problem with this game is that it is too hard to play through the stages single player and it seems that the game is designed for you to play through the stages with other people on multiplayer.\nWhich would be fine however Multiplayer is Dead, No one is playing it I even left a open hosted session for 10 minutes But no one joined it..', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2017-09-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197965262160', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 405, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Sarmacid', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 414, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-09-19', u'text': u"Looks good but the controls are janky (Seems to be made mostly for controllers), worst of all I can't bind my ctrl key.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Flux Soldier', u'hours': 17.5, u'products': 293, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-09-17', u'text': u"Some neat ideas, but very poorly implemented and not worth your time. Capcom wasted money on this.\nThere are many other Resident Evil spinoffs I'd like to see before they try another pvp shooter like this.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'FreeKill', u'products': 425, u'product_id': u'513500', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u"A very nice quality pack for SLRR. It adds some pretty high quality remakes of a good chunk of the cars in-game, some major, some minor.\nI have a major gripe with this DLC, and that's mainly that it adds these newly modeled cars into the game as seperate cars. I'm not a fan of that, considering how much better some of these new cars look.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Supermade 240', u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 372, u'product_id': u'513500', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u"I love this game. The DLC cars are badass. Love the Devs but disappointed that these cars aren't in the actual career mode.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Bobalazs', u'hours': 23.5, u'products': 452, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-01-03', u'text': u'The best free mod for this, is Power and Glory mod, google it!\nAlso, Porsche and Ferrari are greyed out in steam version, but you can enable it.\ninstall this patch\ninstall this nocd', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'TeskiVamos', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 134, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-12-10', u'text': u'Still my favourite racing sim, and of course, million of mods for it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'stn', u'text': u"This game is still one of the most enjoyable racing sims around. Graphics are old but you don't really notice it when driving. Only the lack of dynamic cockpit shadows is a real minus. The physics and insane amount of modded content keep this one alive year after year, or decade after decade even.", u'hours': 17.7, u'date': u'2016-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197998506132', u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 222, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'w24olfpack', u'text': u"FOF 7 is incredibly immersive. Whether playing in single player mode or multiplayer in one of the many online communities the game is true to football but also a wonderful player development model. It is quite satisfying to take a team and build from the ground up. Coaching... Players.... Developing your style of play.... Game planning.... Community in the multiplayer world. It's a great game.", u'hours': 547.7, u'date': u'2015-02-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198040567131', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 3, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'ER0N', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 64, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'text': u"It's a great game and I played it when it was on beta and this game is cool. *I dont have it anymore :(((*", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'sertaki', u'text': u"This is a fun little puzzle/strategy game that looks much simpler than it actually turns out to be.\nThe campaign mode is entertaining, but certainly nothing to write home about, with the last campaign being somewhat disappointingly short.\nMultiplayer is great (if you finally find somebody who doesn't stomp you into the ground) and I really liked the small number of special puzzles that required you to find the single solution for them, usually involving quite elaborate chain reactions.", u'hours': 37.1, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198069062919', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 291, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'drwily2000', u'text': u"I originally got this game for my Xbox360 several years ago. However, I picked it up again on sale to play on my PC. It's one of the best puzzle games I've ever played. The artwork and music are first-rate, and the difficulty level is challenging but not impossible. There is some varity thrown in to the campaign mode to keep it from becoming repetitive, and the Quick Battle is fun if you want to kill 10 minutes or so. My only complaint is that the game is a little short. Wait for it to go on sale and you'll certainly get your money's worth.", u'hours': 39.5, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197987366590', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 65, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'marijageorgievska10', u'text': u"Hi. I have this game for almost two years, and i tried to play it 2-3 months ago again but it dosn't work. Why? And how can i fix this? The game is amazing and i like to play it again and again!", u'hours': 219.7, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198259938865', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 10, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Shiro', u'text': u"Is broke...\nsee's Touhou on Steam...\n... \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 it imma go buy ZUN some beer!", u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198029336245', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 185, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'nyanaro nyanero', u'hours': 2.3, u'products': 44, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'text': u"Never have i ever enjoyed clearing a Touhou game this much before! Not that I didn't enjoy the others of course! Great game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Teteuscot', u'hours': 4.0, u'products': 127, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'text': u'After pirating all those Touhou games one can finally support Zun. :D', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'\u239b                       \u239e', u'text': u'TOP 2 BY REVIEWS ON STEAM OVERALL AND TOP 1 GAME ON STEAM\nHEIL ZUN', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 205, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'\u0e05\u0295\u2022\u032b\u0361\u2022\u0294\u0e05BearSenpai\u0e05\u0295\u2022\u032b\u0361\u2022\u0294\u0e05', u'hours': 32.4, u'products': 304, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u"Super fun game. Wonderful single player with great characters good graphics decent soundtrack. Main issues are Online is a huge grind. Hackers are plentiful and can ruin your time. Overall i say it's worth the buy for single player alone", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Apterous', u'text': u'is gud', u'hours': 62.6, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197994827301', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 422, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Adrianh85', u'hours': 192.7, u'products': 76, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'Story mode is awesome, Second to none... However the GTA Online part has become very bloated. Due to the shift to Heavy micro transactions obtaining items in the game has become a grind to deep for casual players. This point causing the player base to dwendle and make it even harder for players trying to catch up.\nI bought this game day 1 but now its a long long grind until i have the assets to use newer content unless I spend cash on the Micro transactions (Shark Cards)\nThe missions online rewards didnt scale up with the increasing cost of everything ingame.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'eternalblue', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 14, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-02-04', u'text': u'it was very hard to use', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Sir. Wackot', u'text': u'First of all i never Write review\'s for games, but this game disappointet me, so badly i just had to.\nFirst of all, i think most people who buy this game, buy it because they remember the olds classic. Theme hospital.\nThat layout and the basic gameplay of hospital tycoon, reminds of the original, but that\'s that.\nTheme hospital had much more depht and enjoyment of gameplay, then this cheap copy.\nI think the developers where on the right track from the start, but it feels like they just suddenly quit, when they reached the point where the game where "demo playable". and sadly the hole game gets this feel of "demo".\nso if you liked the original game don\'t buy this game, it\'s not even 4,49euro worth\nalso there is as fault in the game where you won\'t really get any patient\'s in sandbox mode "maybe 5-9 people", Not even with a 5 star hospital, Wich is the best you can get.\nAnd the developer, wrote from the start that they did not want to correct this error', u'hours': 7.4, u'date': u'2017-02-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197971420299', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 37, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'partialfunctions', u'text': u'the controls were awful, the talking was blah blah blah with text that you had to read, the music was horrible.  This was not a fun experience', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2017-01-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198017324757', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 369, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Mr. Nice Hat', u'hours': 6.4, u'products': 225, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-01-23', u'text': u"I like the art style and gameplay, it reminds me of a hybrid of Blade Runner, Planet Of The Apes, and Prince of Persia. However the ending feels quite rushed, very short too. Would've been cool if they included the sequel as well, but it just feels incomplete on its' own. Fun for a while, but don't expect much replay value.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'tina_renee_juliette', u'text': u"Amazing game, great remastered version. I have this on Windows 10 and never had issues with crashing. Also, to all those complaining about the lack of music. The original game had no music either, so it was intentional. Eric Chahi didn't want music because he felt it took away from the atmosphere but the music was added to the SNES and Genesis ports anyway (Which I do agree was some intense amazing music regardless) So this version is a remastered version of the very original game which was released on the Amiga, and not a remaster of the console ports.", u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-01-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198253554208', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 149, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Fantasmagorie', u'text': u'Wonderfus as it was 26 years ago :)', u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2017-01-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198196496129', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 97, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'ZawaAmaz', u'hours': 1.4, u'products': 291, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-01-14', u'text': u"Great game, awful port. Game crashes frequently, don't buy unless you can handle a crash every 5-10 minutes", u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'SnakesOnUrPlane', u'text': u"Don't Buy it!  Unplayably buggy and broken!\nThis was a great game when it came out, but it hasnt aged well.  Tons and tons of bugs, I mean big mountains of em.   I couldnt even get through the first mission without the unit pathing and player controls flipping out in gamebreaking ways.  Doesnt seem to be much support (or any)  from the publishers or makers of the game.\nI am running windows 7 and have tried running in various compatibility modes and messed with all kinds of things to try to get this game playable but I havent been able to get it working well enough that I can tolerate all the issues.\nThis could be a great game to remake or for the publishers to fix up and re-release but until then save your money (or buy xcom or a Marvel superhero game or something else thats similar instead!).  I loved this game as a kid but in its current state its just not worth your money.\nValve should be a bit embarassed for promoting (putting on sale!) stuff like this without checking if its actually playable.  With a 90% metacritic review, and reasonable price, I bet a ton of people have bought this only to discover they've thrown money away on something completely unplayable.\nI hope the new refund policy helps people avoid traps like this and helps games like this get cleaned up or get taken off the store.  I purchased this years before the refund policy so I doubt they will honor it, but I will be pursuing a refund on this one.", u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2015-06-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197963816722', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 127, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'judasace', u'text': u'Even after all this  time, this game still hold up as a great tactical RPG and fun as hell superhero game. Played it to death when it first came out and will likely do so again.', u'hours': 13.4, u'date': u'2015-05-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198012699293', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 139, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Longshanks', u'text': u"I loved this game as a kid.  Nowadays, compatibility errors galore.  Only go in if you're acquainted with the concept of troubleshooting, or if you've got a retro-fitted rig.", u'hours': 4.3, u'date': u'2015-05-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197970490080', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 356, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'MarsBar', u'text': u'Literally just maths problems. Fortunately I quite like maths problems.', u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2016-01-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 1313, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'jayanta1296', u'hours': 2.9, u'products': 748, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-01-26', u'text': u'Excellent FPS.  Amazing graphics. Fun to compel my kids to "play".  Would frag again.  The song is nice too. 10/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Lucky Bill Cipher', u'hours': 3.8, u'products': 520, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-01-26', u'text': u'Good maths. Great to relax before sleeping.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'\u041e\u0440\u0431 \u0431\u0435\u0437 is orb sans', u'text': u'DO THE BE', u'hours': 108.3, u'date': u'2017-12-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 15, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'withered foxy the demon', u'text': u'its cool', u'hours': 52.2, u'date': u'2017-12-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198393556785', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 6, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'blownalcohol454', u'text': u'dont get it', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198369033830', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 2, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'\u300c\u9244\u8155\u30a2\u30c8\u30e0\u300daataze', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 544, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-09-16', u'text': u"This game will not start. I recieved it through Humble Bundle and if I could, I would get a refund for the few cents I paid for this game. I've tried restarting Steam, restarting my PC, validating the game files, uninstalling the game and re-installing it again, disabling my antivirus and running it as administrator and still absolutley no luck. I have an MSI gaming laptop with 32gb of RAM and a GTX 1060 with an i7 processor. There is no reason it should be unable to open. If anyone can give me a way to fix this it would be appreciated, but until then I cannot recommend a game that doesn't work.\n(EDIT: As of 3 months after writing this review, I finally got it to run after just randomly trying to open it again. No idea why it wasn't opening. The game was cool for about 15 minutes until it started to get really old really fast. Very linear at best.)", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'anisakis', u'text': u"WHOOPS. I thought this was operation racoon city.\nAnyways, apparently it's a multiplayer game with only 10 people online worldwide. At least it was cheap.", u'hours': 4.9, u'date': u'2017-09-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198321057531', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 73, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'String7th', u'text': u"Not a Resident Evil game. It's another MOBA. This would be better as a free-to-play mobile game.", u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-09-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198038689415', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 585, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'\ua78b\ua78b\ua78c\u0660\u0661Joel Kellard\u2122', u'text': u'yeah not worise without shields playing has a nazi stormropper DLC it well be much harder because it haves lives on level die much its game over for nonthing but its ok but im not there in the moon.', u'hours': 34.9, u'date': u'2016-01-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 25, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Stalin', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 104, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-01-27', u'text': u'I can finally live out my dream of becoming a space Nazi.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'SSG Pepe', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 44, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-12-27', u'text': u"Meh,it's intresting", u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Left Click 4 Trouble', u'text': u'Ohai!\nThanks for reading this far :)) You are looking for a review for this game ... Well a honest and not serious review is the following :\nThis game is awesome at points , but sucks when it comes to cooperation between players...Add a damn voicepal :)\nAlso , this is not a P2W from my point of view...\nI mean..Sure...You can buy some battalions , but u can\'t buy the battles....That won\'t help u win much.\nIt\'s like League of Legends.\nThe best thing about this game is the ammount of freedom a player can have...\nKinda :)) You are as free as a slaver under the command of a king.\nThe slaver being ur units and the king being the total number of units you can "carry" in each match.\nSeems legit...Makes me think of Total War : Arena\nAs a conclusion , this game is wortwhile.\nIt\'s worth atleast 1 hour or even less.\nWhen you start , don\'t crai crai if enemy kills you...It\'s about strategy and countering the enemy strategy.\nIn other words , this game is going to be a great one if the devs won\'t shut it down.\nWould totally recommend!!!!', u'hours': 22.2, u'date': u'2015-11-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198024796577', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 60, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'jamie', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 213, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2015-11-07', u'text': u'ok', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Ragnogk', u'text': u'A deceptively simple Modern Combat RTS that is quick to learn but hard to master, Battle Battalions can cater to both the casual player as well as the serious RTS player.\nBattle Battalions is a Zone Control RTS involving:', u'hours': 280.5, u'date': u'2015-11-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561197991398429', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 76, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'H404bi', u'hours': 4.8, u'products': 576, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-10-28', u'text': u'Damn it, it 100% crash when start the game.\n:-1:', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'alphyna', u'text': u"is an okay puzzle game that I seem to remember being free on Newgrounds at some point. Which is where it belongs, really, seeing how it's so short that you'll complete a non-Nightmare playthrough in less than an hour.\nI think some people will appreciate the surreal aesthetics of the game. I, unfortunately, don't; I think that as a straightforward Twin Peaks/Dali/Magritte/M. C. Escher knock-off,\nlacks any semblance of creativity. It's not even heavily inspired, it just plainly throws apples, bowler hats, backwards speech, and liquid clocks your way. Just llifting someone else's ideas may not necessarily be illegal, but it definitely is distasteful.\nThe puzzles are too few, and they underutilize the game's mechanics. Only a few of them use the impossible architecture; only one forced you to kill the sleeper at least once. For the most part the game feels like a tutorial that ends as soon as things become interesting.\nStill, it does have a bunch of interesting ideas. You have to use both tactical thinking and speed, since the sleeper walks in real time, and some puzzles require sleuth of hand. There's a number of different ways to deal with enemies. And the core mechanic\u2014the sleeper always turning clockwise when he collides with something\u2014strongly reinforces the game's core themes (the feeling of being hypnotized and time passing).\nI gave\na thumbs up as a gesture of appreciation: the developer was kind enough to give it away for free to promote their new game. And I did get 10-15 minutes of fun from its more intricate puzzles.\nBut do be warned that 10-15 minutes is all the fun it has.", u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2017-10-27', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 1, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 365, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Tired.', u'hours': 4.4, u'products': 18, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-10-26', u'text': u'What a lazy\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665Bob. See? We need this kind of game.\nIf you like puzzle type games, this really recommended for you.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'cream buff anime', u'hours': 1.4, u'products': 9, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'good', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'beetlejuices goon', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 97, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'text': u"game doesn't log hours :/", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'albim75', u'hours': 23.1, u'products': 259, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-11-23', u'text': u'this game introduced me to the sim world.\nstill today is a masterpiece, with so many cool features that most of the sim today lacks.\nyou can really feel the tension for the endurance races !!!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Simp1e [banana.s]', u'hours': 2.7, u'products': 334, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u"Classic play, classic story, classic music, but pure enjoying. This game won't take much of your time to entertain everyday, and not very hard to be familiar with. No skill need to practice, no hard combo need to learn, it's just straight forward through the story line. Very nice game to have, especially if you don't want to spend too much time just for relaxing.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Aderyn', u'text': u'So much fun ^^', u'hours': 38.0, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198056280848', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 62, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'gatnib', u'hours': 182.5, u'products': 134, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'I always have this game installed. Great quick multiplayer game when you have half an hour. Single player is not bad either.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'happymeal', u'hours': 27.7, u'products': 384, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'Fun puzzle game with many different hero/unit abilities', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'PaperShuriken', u'text': u"Look, you fly through the sky dodging huge swarms of bullets shot by a cute lion-dog, as you, a tanned ice fairy, return fire until someone dies.\nIt's a good game 10/10", u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198054440544', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 147, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'a frigging weeaboo idk', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 239, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u"Finally I can get a touhou game legally. (The one on PS4 doesn't count)", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Accelerator1911', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 268, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u'Gib all other Touhou games on Steam and end Western piracy pls ZUN :<', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Deki234', u'hours': 26.6, u'products': 109, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'Singleplayer is great. Online is good but it crashes sometimes.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'SillyDilli', u'hours': 67.4, u'products': 57, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'ehhhhh, the game is really good but the servers for sure arent the best and they need to do something about hackers and cheaters. also GET RID OF SHARK CARDS', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Buttered Toast', u'text': u'Why are there so many negative reviews?? This is one of the best games EVER (note the 4th best-selling game of all time) in both story and online modes. Definitely recommend!!', u'hours': 36.9, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198103339657', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 25, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Saigone', u'hours': 7.1, u'products': 229, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'Best sandbox game!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'TheeGR', u'text': u'Not sure if i have any words for this game.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-01-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 159, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'katwastaken', u'text': u'Silly and mindless fun.', u'hours': 16.3, u'date': u'2017-01-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198116661491', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 138, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'FreezeBurn', u'text': u'This game sucks donkey bunghole', u'hours': 8.9, u'date': u'2017-01-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 45, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Shizo', u'text': u"I had a good albeit unremarkable time with Arkham Asylum but I still can't wrap my mind around the lack of enthusiasm and care put in by Kevin Conroy in the role of Batman, especially compared to Mark Hamill' Joker. The open world was small enough to be densely-packed and interesting side quests. However, the PC port is quite bad.", u'hours': 21.3, u'date': u'2017-12-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198133271090', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 72, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'\uc2a4\ud2b8\ub808\uc2a4', u'text': u"the first game of the batman arkham series is what made me fall in love with the franchise. it's beautiful soundtrack, hidden easter eggs and amazing story line is why it consumed many hours of my life. it's great that after you finish the game, you can still go about the asylum completing other activities. I reccomend you buy it yo.", u'hours': 11.4, u'date': u'2017-12-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198236603968', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 39, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Moruk', u'text': u'Masterpiece', u'hours': 36.7, u'date': u'2017-12-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198271856298', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 56, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Kapot', u'text': u"It's way too early for this game to be on Steam, don't buy it even if it's on sale.\nOther than walking around at 24fps and some really basic crafting there isn't anything you can do right now.\nAnd like almost all the other early access survival games on Steam I doubt it'll ever be finished.", u'hours': 5.6, u'date': u'2015-12-14', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 9, u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 1429, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'sourceofpain', u'text': u"I bought the game months ago after watching a video of gameplay, even now the gameplay doesn't meet as advertised, nor are the updates significant or regular. This is a subpar product that a game company just used the bare minimum to generate a profit and hope nobody would notice.\nDo not buy this game. Even now, almost everything in this game are tweaked public domain models.\nAvoid. Avoid like the plague.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2015-12-12', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 5, u'user_id': u'76561198031510167', u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 927, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'A.D.Mynx', u'text': u'Another Unity trashgame that will never become good. Absolute waste of money...\nComes with all Untiy features:\n- lags like hell\n- crashes VERY often\n- graphics suxx\nYou can put yourselfe in the row of awesome never finishing trash games like this one:', u'hours': 6.0, u'date': u'2015-12-09', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 5, u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 2193, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Condor Castle', u'hours': 10.1, u'products': 2068, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-11-05', u'text': u'78/100', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Renegade Master', u'hours': 12.3, u'products': 161, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-11-04', u'text': u'This is a decent follow up to the first Costume Quest that I would recommend to anyone who loved the first one, although it doesn\'t add a\nto the game. So I would play this game with the "Hardcorn Mode" achievement in mind, because the last game did somewhat better at not just favoring the player in most battles.\nPros:\nGraphics are slightly better. "Hardcorn Mode" achievement is a genuine challenge. Level depth seems better. Power up attacks and counter attacks (learned later in game) are welcome additions.  Variety among costumes, their abilities, focuses, and purchaseable upgrades. Candy wasn\'t so plentiful like the first game that I naturally had enough candy by the end to buy all creepy treats - A welcome challenge.  Maps are nice, and their counters for costume pieces & secrets are very helpful tips.\nCons:\nNew additions to the game make it way easier outside of Hardcorn Mode. Time travel story is a little more convoluted than the story from the first game.  Creepy treats are now special attacks, and they\'re either consumables or attacks you can reuse after a certain number of battles (can\'t spell "Con" without convoluted).  Maps cost way less than creepy treats.  A faint dark translucent horizontal line appeared on most levels throughout the game when navigating on foot - Does not appear in any other game of mine.  Battles almost always feel in favor of player unless playing "hardcorn mode" but that feels like forced balancing.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'AAshAke', u'text': u'10/10, lots of fun, a worthy sequel to the original.', u'hours': 7.5, u'date': u'2016-11-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198152934268', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 169, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Shredder', u'text': u"If you like games that make no sense whatsoever and have GameFAQs up on a second monitor to figure out what the hell you're supposed to do, then by all means pick up this game.  I never beat this in the 90s and I'm not going to beat it now.", u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-01-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 393, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Skullomania', u'text': u"*Played the whole game and not a single crash. :P\nI never got the chance to play this specific game back then so no nostalgia review here.\nAnyways, the game's story is shorter than I expected. But can take longer to finish due to it's difficulty. Play it on hard to get the most of it, because that's how it was meant to be played. Older games back then were hard on purpose to prolong it's play. The controls can be clunky so try to reassign some keys and experiment to your liking. (space to jump and ctrl to crouch for example)\nIf you like a good challenging, trial & error puzzle platformer, with a retro minimalist art style. Give this game a shot.\nPssst..Buy it when it's on Steam Sale...\nSome games similar to this and reccomend playing:\nPrince of Persia (DOS)\nFlashback", u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2017-01-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198020280693', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 92, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Kondra', u'hours': 1.7, u'products': 188, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-01-08', u'text': u'Blast from the past! Experience gaming of the 90s. The game does not have tutorials or hand holding, it will just \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 slap you for every mistake you make.\nGameplay is unforgiven and clonky, but at least it have good save point system.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Hambirgurs', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 397, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-09-15', u'text': u"This game is one of the best casual games around. For a 2 dollar game, this provides a fast paced, slightly challenging game. The low spec requirements are another bonus, making this availble on most machines. Running and gunning, destructable environments and destructive fun make up this game's features. Furthermore, a customisable launch screen makes the whole game more accessible, instead of having to search around in-game to change settings.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'XA-Nyan', u'text': u"Don't really understand why this game is so highly rated. Feels extremely unfinished.\nThis should be in early access, and even then it's not really presentable. I honestly feel like all the positive reviews where bought by the developer or something, it's completely perplexing.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-08-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 207, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'elliot', u'hours': 1.6, u'products': 79, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-08-26', u'text': u'ITS HARD AS NAILS', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Combat Gorge', u'text': u'Ok this game is just a guilty pleasure. I loved how you can customize your own hero and send him/her into combat to fight evil. The game feels like a 1940\u2019s comic book without being so cheesy you have to smash your head with something hard just to convince yourself to play it. Despite the game being dated I think it\u2019s still a lot of fun.\nComplaint, the game drags a bit which leads to an eventual outcome of \u201cdon\u2019t care, I\u2019m done.\u201d', u'hours': 11.4, u'date': u'2015-05-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197960281570', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 177, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'ImpetuousKnave', u'text': u'bad', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2015-05-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198017425711', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 261, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'jkoeffler', u'text': u'I have played this game for years and it is AWESOME! So over the top and funny. Also a great smash-em-up strategy Diablo-isc game. But alas...I vote  no!\nThe Reason? This game on modern systems through Steam. As we all know, Steam does not seem to care how crappy the games are that it sells. Don\'t get me wrong, I LOVE Steam. I buy all the games that I love here. But when it comes to old games or greenlights or even "In-Dev" games they seem to not care if the product is poor.\nTake Freedom Force and FF & TTR. Now for some people the game runs great! But on any of my three PCs it does not. I have tried every fix on forums or fan sites and nothing works. Steams stance on customer service is "Talk to the Devs and don\'t bother us." And of course, no refunds.\nSo I recommend you get this great game from\n. Sorry Steam, but if it worked I would recommend you like I do normally.\nEdit 7/15/15: You can refund now and GOG does not have FF. I recommend Freedom Force & The Third Reich at GOG though. Runs great and a blast!', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2015-05-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198011765315', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 355, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Draven  Louis Blackmore', u'text': u"I want more games like Pythagoria It makes you think and really challenges you I  don't care if your a math whiz or a nerd  whatever you are Pythagoria is really a challenging thinking good for the brain game I totally reconmmend this game for everyone", u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2016-01-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197991059339', u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 76, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'LeChronos', u'text': u'Nice little game, took me about 90 minutes to beat completely. There are one or two tricky puzzles in the bunch, the rest is rather straightforward. Ok for the pricetag.', u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2016-01-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198010876048', u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 356, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'amYGDala', u'text': u'Simple but addicting game that is based on math and logic.  Worth every penny invested.  Wonderful developer support.', u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2016-01-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197980086552', u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 275, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'samjbeaver', u'text': u'it wont work for me i tried everything\n;[', u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198258034380', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 4, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Aboubuker Crahowski | Pvpro.com', u'text': u'i think a simplified program and more obvios menue too will be nice for the people who are going in to your proram or softwear blind. that is all i ask of you thank you for your time.', u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198360131042', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 1, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'kai9987kai', u'hours': 11.4, u'products': 21, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'text': u'Its great for anyone who whats to learn animation or for any one', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Homie Blue Yoshi', u'text': u"I don't know how to do stuff, can you please put a tutorial?\nAsides from that, I love SFM youtubers, they always make the best vids. Here's two I recommend you watch:\nzajcu37\nHarry101uk\nYou don't have to watch them, they're just recommendations", u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198402703208', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 4, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'\u25b6EliteMaster\u25c0', u'hours': 10.3, u'products': 93, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-09-11', u'text': u"i really want to play this but it doesen't work when ever i open it, it doesen't open anything but UC.exe in the background and after like 10 sec it closes if some one knows how to fix this tell me", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Tox Laximus', u'text': u"With elite dangerous you have to bind 6 key just to target stuff, star citizen runs so slow it can't be played and that's loading from a ssd raid 0 array capable of loading 970 megabytes a second.\nNice and simple space combat just like the good old days of 16 bit simulations, before sims got over complicated.", u'hours': 10.3, u'date': u'2015-12-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198026498534', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 214, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Biomechannibal', u'hours': 18.7, u'products': 52, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2015-12-08', u'text': u'Ever wonder what it would have been like if Hitler perfected his saucer technology and withdrew his forces to the moon? Me neither, but I was pleasantly surprised by this game. First, I\'d like to say that I got a copy for only $1.99 using a coupon I received in the Steam Market. Second, upon getting a copy I learned that the game coincides with the movie "Iron Sky". I watched the movie before beginning the game in order to get a better understanding of the plot. The first few minutes were kind of bad, but once I realized it was a comedy more than anything, I was sold. So I went into the game understanding that the plot was meant to be a joke. That aside, the flight mechanics are really good (I played using a Dual Shock 4) other than my ship got stuck on the hulls of much larger ships from time to time, but only if I actually impacted the ship, and it wasn\'t hard to break out of. The music gets a little repetitive as there aren\'t that many tracks, but I tended not to notice that too much. The game\'s weakest point is by far the sub-par acting of the foreign diplomats during the live-action cut-scenes (again watching the movie helps). On the other hand, the game\'s strongest point is assaulting the space Zeppelins and other capital ships. All-in-all if you like flight simulators, killing Nazis, and can get a copy of this on sale, then it\'s probably worth your time.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Tanker22', u'text': u'I bought it because the movie was epic!\nBut this game... definitely not! (not for 20\u20ac)\nIf you can get it for 5 Dollars and less (including the DLCs) then take it!\nIt has the typical Iron Sky humor (political correctnes? well... unknown ;) )\nIts done in less than 5 hours and if you just want to play a game without thinking....\nThen welcome to space Inv.... Iron Sky: Invasion!', u'hours': 8.7, u'date': u'2015-11-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197966926057', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 67, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'bringsoda', u'text': u'-A good RTS\n-set number of units taken into battle, no respawn\n-NOT pay to win, pay to unlock\n-NOT a MOBA\nSimular to shattered galaxy\nnot a freaking MOBA, seams like everyone thinks any RTS that doesnt stick to the starcraft format is a MOBA\nan overarching campaign would be cool, a map where you take over stuff vs other factions, would add meaning to winning battles.\nPay to win? no. pay to unlock. It seams that you are only matched vs people of about the same exp./level so it doesnt matter you can pay to unlock everything.\nPlay this game if you like RTSs, its a fresh view on the game type', u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2015-11-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'user_id': u'76561198065662356', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 59, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'BUUURR aka Whisky Dick', u'text': u'Absolute trash.  So simple it is vague.  So easy to use it is downright confusing.  Your standard buy-crap-to-win-FTP-MOBA-RTSless-fest.  I spent ten minutes in a Q with clowns who did nothing but make excuses for the game I was not able to play.  I tried all the options available to me... only thing I got to do was practise.  Yeah, great.  Thanks. Uninstalled.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2015-11-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197970903665', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 193, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'abrooposykosadboyo', u'text': u'Game is a fun type of moba where as if in DotA you would control the minions. Fun but gets boring really fast. Recommended for new RTS players.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2015-11-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 115, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Shadilay!', u'text': u'Cool artistic game', u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2017-10-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198399627657', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 183, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'AlakayG2A', u'text': u'And you brought Bob to bed?', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-10-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198201635122', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 89, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'3zB', u'text': u"AR:\n\u0644\u0639\u0628\u0629 \u062c\u0645\u064a\u0644\u0629 \u062c\u062f\u0623 ...\n\u0645\u0646 \u0627\u0645\u062a\u0639 \u0627\u0644\u0639\u0627\u0628 \u0627\u0644\u0627\u0644\u063a\u0627\u0632\n\u0648\u0644\u0643\u0646 \u0627\u0646\u0635\u062d \u0628\u0634\u0631\u0627\u0626\u0647\u0627 \u0648 \u0644\u0648 \u0627\u0646\u064a \u0645\u0627 \u0627\u062d\u0628 \u0627\u0644\u0639\u0627\u0628 \u0627\u0644\u0627\u0644\u063a\u0627\u0632 \u0627\u0648 \u0627\u0644\u062a\u062e\u062a\u064a\u0645 \u0648\u0644\u0643\u0646\u0647\u0627 \u0628\u0637\u0644\u0647 !\nEN:\nVery Very Beautiful ...\nThe Best Puzzle Game I've Ever Played .So Nice And Easy. You Dont Need A Walkthrough , I Watched 1 Only and it was not Necessary xD .\nAnyways I Recommend This Game", u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2017-10-24', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 5, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 23, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Zatchel', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 437, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'text': u'Played it for years when it was really recent. Game hasnt changed much other than adding more exocores and scrolls for easier kills besides the PvE stages added. Its true that the game relies more on skill than on items, but honestly speaking a lot of the items make the game quite easier to win.\nI loved it but the game has some glaring balance issues, not only that but the micro transaction prices are insane, about $10 minimum for any worthwhile item (a scroll or an exocore), I would love if someone took inspiration from this game and created a balanced version with more reasonable micros (or none at all). A good way to describe this game (its core) is a nice mix between an arcade fighting game (like KOF or Last blade) combined with smash brothers (as you can get thrown out of the stage and its game over).\nI am definetly not sinking any more money on this game, they focus on milking their players for money which are mostly kids/teens and this is hardly passable, and they keep recycling existing stuff to make more powerful versions and charge $10 again for them. Also you will need an insulting amount of hours playing to reach enough "in game money" to buy a decent scroll or exo, none of which is as good as the "real money" costing ones. Not only that but a lot of desirable exos/scrolls/clothing are walled behind loot boxes that are insanely expensive with very low chance to get an actually good item.\nAlso, Enchanting is a mechanic that is plain broken. It allows you to improve your status quite high to give a really unfair advantage on PvP and it promotes sinking monstruos amounts of real money to  reach high enchanting levels (which is a gamble)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'twilson12372', u'text': u'Game has a very high skill ceiling with various different fighting styles some of which based of of real life.', u'hours': 785.7, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198147480888', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 39, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'EfforT_HuN ^^7', u'text': u'have numerous memory on this game. just try', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-12-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198204586485', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 7, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Orestes', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 155, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-01-14', u'text': u'This game cost less than a euro (it was on an 80% discount), when I made the mistake of buying it. I thought it would be fun, but on the contrary it was rather boring after a little while.\nI was forced to abandon it almost immediately (something I have only done with a couple of games from my collection) and I definitely do not recommend it, even if it is heavily discounted!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'REDSHADOW', u'hours': 18.3, u'products': 666, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-04', u'text': u'18 hours to beat on hard  I did scavange some of the riddlers clues but not all of them\nTo be Honest it was a good game not my favorite. My favorite was Arkham city and to add I got in to the Arkham series with city first before asylum so there is a bit of bias in me to say that I think City is better then asylum one of my reasons was because that map is bigger and you can glide alot father.\nAnyway this gams story is solid its good and interesting. There are parts where it gets annoying like battling titans but overall his is a good game and I recommand\nI give it a 8.5 / 10 batarangs\nIM BATMAN!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Chepce', u'text': u'It is still a very good game to play in 2017 considering it was published in 2010. I definately recommend this game if you are a fan of batman story and you like steath and combat challenges', u'hours': 63.4, u'date': u'2017-12-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198070703019', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 44, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'\u2622oldwarrior\u2622', u'text': u'Batman: Arkham Asylum is the game that many fans have been waiting for.\nEven though eight years have passed since its release Batman: Arkham Asylum still retains one of the best Batman games.\nVery good graphics\nBest Actor Voices (Kevin Conroy, Mark Hamill, Arleen Sorkin).\n10/10 Must Play.', u'hours': 16.1, u'date': u'2017-12-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198170842413', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 663, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'computrboy', u'text': u"Wow, I'm six inches tall and able to walk - I should get an achievement just for buying the game", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2015-12-06', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 8, u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 509, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Fantmx', u'text': u'Sorry but no, just no. I am very forgiving when it comes to early access titles. But when you put something out to buy, even if it is early access, when money is involved, there should be a functioning game. The loading time alone took forever and then I could only play at one resolution. The gameplay itself is basically nothing good. In a world overpopulated with survival games, yours better bring something unique and different to the table, and this does neither.\nGameplay:\nUpdate:\nAfter several downloads I figured I would be fair and give this game another try. And... I am sorry I did. Still a huge thumbs down.\nUpdated Gameplay:', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2015-12-06', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 10, u'user_id': u'76561198101867598', u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 1310, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Gr3y [H] Stuff [W] The Long Dark', u'text': u"I've played many EA games, but this has to be the worst one yet.\nI wouldn't even call this EA but a pre-alpha.\nThe normal version of the game doesn't work, I spawned with a stick and must've punched a sheep over 100 times, he didn't mind.\nHarvesting resources in the normal version? You can't..all I could do was finding a pool of water and drinking..hurray.\nI ended that session walking on the bottom of the ocean (due to lack of swimming animations) and drowning myself thus putting myself out of this misery.\nAfter that sketchy first try I figured I'd give the Voxel Experimental version a shot.\nWell, altho I did spawn with a backpack, a helmet and a canteen, the game decided to spawn me under a gorilla which resulted in insta-dying.\nTo my frustration the game decided to spawn me at the same location 5 more times with the gorilla still punching me silly..great.\n7 or 8 characters later the gorilla was gone and I ended up harvesting some wood, stone, iron and gold, all of which turned out to be useless because the crafting menu doesn't let you actually do anything with it..great.\nAt this point I decided to find the gorilla again so he could end me, was the most fun I had in the game.\nAfter my encounter with the gorilla I figured I'd give it 1 more try, I saw some stones/ores in the distance so I made a run for them.\nWhile running I fell through the map and it was impossible to get back, exit game.\nRestarted the voxel version only to see that every new character now gets spawned under the map, GG.\nDon't get me wrong, I'm all for EA titles, but this shouldn't be on Steam as EA as of yet...it's completely broken, you can't really do anything, and the fps are a joke. DON'T and I repeat, DON'T waste your money on this.", u'hours': 7.8, u'date': u'2015-12-06', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 152, u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 2640, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'graham_martin479', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 64, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-10-29', u'text': u"Don't bother with this game. The first game is excellent but this is unplayable due to the lag, even with all the settings turned right down the controls are totally unresponsive and I can't even get through the tutorial because it wont register the  key presses quick enough, this following complety smashing through the first one withone any issues.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Alison', u'hours': 31.3, u'products': 72, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-10-29', u'text': u'This was one of the first games I played on Steam and is still one of my favourite ones', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'DN Ministries', u'text': u'is a Halloween-themed role-playing game made by Double Fine in 2014.  Once on a Halloween night, there were two kids named Reynold (Ren) and Wren who were brother and sister of parents, Everett and Lucy. A dentist named Dr. White believed that all the kids in the community were telling lies to others in the true meaning of Halloween. All of us should recall, Halloween was once a holiday that was pure, holy and upright. It was a holiday that was carried out through the Roman Catholic church and the Celt tradition of Celt festivals carried out each year that is still celebrated today.\nHowever, today, we celebrate Halloween externally as a holiday in which others dress up in costumes, some cute, others scary and yet others overly gruesome and gory. In fact, one other type of costume that has not been popularized as much is the bunny costume in which females try to dress provocatively with bunny ears, usually consisting of a low-cut top and hot pants. We also know by tradition, in popular culture, horror; zombie movies, games are appropriated to media outlets every single year.\nThe people that play these horror and zombie games year-round celebrate the basis behind what Halloween has been shaped into. That is, an occult holiday that serves Satan and not Christ. This is filled with irrational behaviors such as people egging others houses, the old stink bomb out of the car prank and obliterating pumpkins outside on their neighbor\'s porches. A very long time ago, Halloween was not celebrated this way. Instead, trick-or-treating got its start following the Catholic tradition of praying for the dearly departed once a year that was seen in purgatory, the transitional state between redemption, purification, and grace from one\'s final eternal state. It was pure that never included the occult.\n\noverall is a cute game where Dr. White forces kids to give up their candy and wants to stop the tradition of Halloween. You pair up with your sister, and, your friends to try to stop Dr. White before he gains the talisman to the past. The talisman unlocks portals of time that function as a time machine, time holes that can transition you from the past to the future and, the future back towards the past.\n\nThe Repugians are monsters that were unlocked from the future that are trying to go to the past, then the present to stop Halloween. You see these Monsters at the start of the game\'s story. Then, the other enemy type we have, the ones you see most often within the Bayou and French Quarter are called Dr. White\'s Krony\'s. These are pointed hat, short creatures that have a dark shadow cast over them with a time clock in the center of their chest. His Krony\'s have taken over the city of Auburn Pines within the future. We can even call this the future-past.\nSince the time transition occurred in the future that now effects the present, however, what is occurring in the present seems to change the past. That is why this categorization of it works perfectly to describe the time manipulation mechanic. That is not all, however. The main overlord behind these Krony\'s is a supreme overlord, Kronoculus. He has two or three forms and controls time in the game because he is Dr. White\'s master.\nThe chain of order in command of the enemies with power is Kronoculus, Dr. White, the Krony\'s and finally, the Repugains which are small, green monsters. That is all I can reveal for the story, enemy and character aspects to avoid any potential spoilers.\n\nThe gameplay is characterized by battles when you are trick-or-treating from house to house. Some will be adults that put candy in your bag, while many of the residents are actual Krony\'s. Before the combat menu pulls up, one of your characters in your party will have a cutscene; it is only a power-up animation such as in a cheap superhero movie of some sort. Now, we undergo combat. You can select which enemies you want to attack first. Thankfully, the combat is not turn-based but rather a direct line of attack. Each attack is one-on-one in other words.\nEach character costume has different strengths and weaknesses. Some are weaker against the mechanic type of enemies, but more effective against monsters. Others are more vulnerable to monster attacks but effective at fighting against technical enemies, technological.\n\nThe sound is surround sound with small details that are most appreciated such as crickets chirping and animal noises in the Bayou. The battles are like\ncombined with\nwhen the power up animation begins. When powering up, it shows a comic-strip narration with small catch phrases. These catch phrases reveal to you the timing and accuracy of your attacks, relative to how well your impact damage is which is factored in by the timing of the \' attack reticule\' like an online game of darts hitting a bulls-eye.  You can easily dodge attacks by the timing of your resistance to impact which is also guided by this reticle feature.\n\nQuests show costume patterns, which costume designs have been unlocked and have slots underneath; this is for when we gather new materials which only come when we have collected a full set of three material pieces that contribute to the final byproduct and creation of our new costume. Our materials are located on the left-hand side of our notebook. Costume Information, in contrast, is on the right-side. The costume information corresponds from left-to-right in our notebook to the costumes on the previous page (The left side looking from the right-hand side). In addition, vivid inscriptions have been added such as the \' candy corn.\'\nThe candy corn is " a dollop of sugar, corn syrup and wax shaped to look like a piece of corn.\u201d \u201cFocus: Inaction\nCombat Special: None, but looks delicious, so draws attention."\nThis shows us that the candy corn costume is the only one in the game that has no offensive attacks. It makes your character passive throughout every battle. Finally, our status tab shows our level; experience points (current and amount until next level), our health and our total candy we currently have.\n\nCreepy Treat Cards are power-ups in the form of cool playing cards in the game that can increase your overall experience and rewards at the end of a battle, double your damage done to enemies, give you an extra turn and other positives and negatives for each. Some of the names on the cards are very satirical while others are more formal names that are more appropriate for the game. I find it very amusing, as a result, it is one of the few times in this game that I have smiled out in the open and laughed inside myself.\n\nGraphics are lifelike, characters are animated, environments are well-lit. The most impressive feature of the beautiful graphics is when you go door to door trick-or-treating. Candles down the walkway to the front door light up until you leave from house to house. This instance of the candles was one of the other times I smiled and found solace in my heart knowing that Double Fine has made this Halloween memorable for me, despite my review being, only days before Halloween. The presentation rather makes the battles repetitive knowing how many Krony\'s you must duel and the animations do get old after a while over longer periods of time.', u'hours': 6.8, u'date': u'2016-10-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 613, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'[lit] wolf', u'text': u'okay people to buy it if your not sure here think of pac man with guns and killer robots hmm', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-08-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198312234496', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 14, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'XZEUSX csgo7.com/', u'hours': 2.0, u'products': 20, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-08-12', u'text': u':)))', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Loafie493', u'text': u"This game is like a mashup of Pac-Man and Left 4 Dead. You run, gun, and jump your way around each level trying to collect orbs while avoiding all of the enemies that get in your way. This fast paced game is perfect for when you want to play a quick match in a multiplayer fps game but don't want to wait for matchmaking.", u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2016-07-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198145755972', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 402, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Ceranoe', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 487, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-07-25', u'text': u'In a nutshell? Like Pacman with guns!\nIn detail? I didnt exactly know what to expect when I got this. I was in the mood for a new shooter, I saw this on the steam store by random chance. I went to the store page and saw that it was two dollars. I then proceded to immediately buy it without regards to what the game was like. I was not disapointed. The lack of a proper main menu was a bit of a boon but then quickly overlooked by the amazing gameplay. This game relies heavily on mechanics rather than gimics. You have one gun. This gun shoots lasers and grenades. You are swarmed with hundreds of robots. Shoot them all while collecting orbs. Green orbs restore your health while red orbs give you grenades. The entire environment is destroyable too! Blow through walls with grenades and such. I do have to give bonus points to the fact that you have a body in first person. I know its a dumb thing to like in a game about mechanics but this is a highly immersive feature that even in a game like this helps and is sadly overlooked in most AAA industries. The last thing I want to mention is this game is hard. Only a few hits will kill you. This makes it so you are always moving. No time to stand still when ninja robots are hounding your\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 This is also partly where the destroyable environment comes in. It really encourages quick thinking. Get cornered? Make an escape! The game is surprisingly well optomized too. I am running around at 120 FPS at the maximum settings. With the destroyable environment and the amount of enemies on screen this is an amazing feat. The only downsides or things that I would change would be to add a proper main menu, change the hud around a bit to look more futuristic, right now the hud is kind of ugly and lastly reduce the amount of cinematic slow-mo that happens when you kill enemies. There is just way too much of it.\nWould I recommend this game? Absolutely! if you are a fan of fast paced shooters and need something new this game will fill that gap. Its cheap, fun and well put together.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Linio', u'hours': 25.9, u'products': 101, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2015-04-19', u'text': u'A "one of a kind" game. Still fun, but a little bit unbalanced at some point during the game.\nGreat concept anyway.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'the.grognard', u'text': u'This is an old, but classic, game.\nIf any game franchise deserves a reboot it\'s this one.\n8/10 for RTS superhero gameplay.\n10/10 for nostolgia!\nNOTE ===================================================\nI completed the campaign dealing with 2 persistent issues.  Your workaround may need to differ, but for me playing on Win-7 64bit.\n(1) Fist icon that won\'t change to move or interact:  In STEAM I deleted the local files through the LIBRARY-> GAMES menu and then reinstalled them using STEAM.  I had to do this every time before I played the game again.  "Deleting the local files" does not delete your saved games.  This worked 100% of the time...although I guess I did have to delete the game...reinstall the game...restart Windows twice.\n(2) The missing NEXT prompt on the hero exp screen:  This issue was a bit more irritating.  You need to do one of two things depending on where you\'re at in the campaign.  In the mission summary screen there will ALWAYS be a NEXT button.  On that screen you either:   (a) save the game  (b)exit the campaign (c) load the save you just saved\nOR\npress NEXT and go to the exp with a NEXT button.\nSaddly it\'s very contextual which way works.  I made sure to save the game before ending a mission so if I picked the wrong way I could just reload at the end of the mission and use the other method.\nNot many games are worth this much hassle to play, but I\'m glad I went through the bother.\nThis is a GREAT game.', u'hours': 45.4, u'date': u'2015-04-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198023507159', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 463, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'cajun', u'text': u'Great game, but needs a little configuration to get it to work in Windows 7 64-bit.\n1) Find the executable "fforce.exe" in C:\\Program Files (x86)\\Steam\\SteamApps\\common\\Freedom Force\n2) Right-click on it and open the Properties\n3) Click the Compatibility tab\n4) Click the checkbox for "Run this program in compatibility mode for:", and select "Windows 98/Windows ME"\n5) Click the checkbox for "Disable visual themes"\n6) Click the checkbox for "Disable desktop composition"\n7) Click "Apply" and click "OK"\n8) Double-click the "fforce.exe" file to run the game directly, rather than going through Steam', u'hours': 31.3, u'date': u'2015-03-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197964682472', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 328, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Divalti', u'hours': 14.2, u'products': 393, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'text': u"Battle Chef Brigade is a bizarre mishmash of match-3 and action-adventure that I had wanted to play since I saw a trailer of it a couple years ago. I found it very enjoyable, but not perfect. Both the matching and combat gameplay to me is fun, and eases you into new gameplay concepts without too much trouble. While all the characters come with nice, hand drawn designs and neat voice acting,  side characters aren't very memorable with little backstory to keep me interested in them. All in all, it was a fun experience that was worth the price, and if the devs added more content later on, I'd think the game would really benefit from it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Warhawx', u'hours': 9.6, u'products': 251, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u'I\'ve never been a big fan of beat em ups or puzzle games, but everything about this one just felt... right somehow. All the soundtracks and voice acting are on point, and it has a distinct, colorful artstyle. Game mechanics are slowly introduced into the game, which was paced well.\nThe fighting mechanics are easy to understand and not too complex, while the cooking part, while also simple to understand, is much more challenging.\nMy only complaints are that this game clearly lacks a control scheme intended for mouse and keyboard, which took a while to get used to. That, and that the story, which I really enjoyed the writing and humor of, felt short. (10~ hours length)\nSome people say that the combat is too easy, but I feel that extremely challenging combat was not the intention of the game design, as the point of hunting the monsters is not to defeat them, but to defeat them as quickly as possible to harvest ingredients and return to the cooking station.\nThus, eventually you\'ll be able to defeat all the monsters on the map quickly. The penalty for being defeated in combat seem minimal, you drop all the ingredients you\'re carrying and get sent back to the cooking station. This gives the illusion that the combat is too easy. However, the game integrates both the fighting and the cooking into the "duel". Being defeated costs you precious seconds of time running back to where you were to get your ingredients back, and trust me, you will need every single second you can get during a duel.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Senor Pillullis', u'hours': 10.5, u'products': 718, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u'So much fun. While somewhat short, the Daily Challenges will keep your busy for a long time.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'footballeric69', u'text': u"I love this game.  If you want a turn based game where you are the captain of your own star/space ship this is probably for you.  Might seem a little overwhelming at first but you'll pick it up pretty fast.", u'hours': 86.4, u'date': u'2017-12-14', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198018342353', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 124, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Wolfen', u'text': u"I have to admit, that i didn't expected much when i bought the game, so i am gladly surprised.\nI don't like cards or card flipping in general in videogames, but it is no problem here really. The cards are mostly a visualisation of your options and the RNG isn't as bad as i was afraid of.\nThe game is actually more enjoyable than i thought in this early state.\nThe game is this weired kind of oldschool for me. Its is not really oldschool, but it is the kind of a game i would have like to play when i was young 30 years ago.\nIt is not half as confusing as it seems at the first glance (if your english is half-way usable) and the shiny new tooltips helps alot to fill the voids of doubt that are left.\nIt is already alot of fun (hopefully the micromanaging of the crew will never be cut out completly) and it is\nunder heavy development in a positive way.\nIndiedevelopment of its best. Updatepumping, motivated devs that are in touch with their players, well worth your Spacedollars.", u'hours': 3.7, u'date': u'2017-12-14', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198018875590', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 444, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Mr. Dedd', u'hours': 7.0, u'products': 306, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-13', u'text': u'Its a lot of fun so far, pretty tough at times too and the art style is pretty cool!', u'early_access': True, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'LeonardOcelot', u'hours': 13.0, u'products': 427, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-01-26', u'text': u"If you're into fourth grade math homework this is the game for you.\nThis is strangely addictive but not polished at all. Click latence, bad pencil tool is frustrating, and you can just click every solution button during the same round and win so don't even think about giving it to your child.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Duckiecn', u'hours': 1.6, u'products': 417, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-01-26', u'text': u'i had a fun time with it but i confess some of the harder puzzle i just click the numbers.\ni woould like to see how i could improve on my skills in stead of just finding the answer', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'jgf1123', u'text': u'I work for a math education company, but we don\'t sell anything that competes with this game, so take this as an unbiased review by someone who teaches and uses math on a daily basis.\nNote that my first "Pro" bullet isn\'t, "Can teach you something."  You will learn very little geometry or algebra or whatever doing these puzzles.  At best, you\'ll practice your multiplication and division skills a lot, but that\'s elementary.  Well, elementary school level.  So what do I mean by the game can make you smarter?\nWhen most people think of math, they think of boring drills where they plugged numbers into formulas and and other numbers.  It\'s mindless busywork because the students are just grinding through procedures like an automaton.  There\'s little need to be creative or think on their feet.  Take a look at Problem 1.1 in the screenshots.  If a student saw this on a standardized test, they\'d probably start by finding the width of the area 10 rectangle.  But, oh gawd!, now they have a fraction.  Then they have to add 2, then divide 16 by the resulting fraction.  That sounds tedious in the extreme, and I have an engineering PhD, so it\'s not like fractions scare me.\nNow look at the solution given in the screenshots: by filling in the missing rectangle, we observe that we have two rectangles of equal size.  This is just one big rectangle cut in half, so the unknown height must equal the height of the other half.  No adding or dividing by fractions!  Rather than follow the obvious path, by being creative and considering alternative approaches (something modern math education doesn\'t do very well, sadly), we find a far less painful, more elegant solution.  What these puzzles do is make you better at solving problems: we have some information, and we have a problem we want to solve.  Someone with good problem solving skills can get there more quickly and easily.\nThat said, allow me to critique the problems in this game: Take a look at Problem 1.16 in the screenshots.  We fill in the missing rectangle as before.  We notice there are two rectangles of area 28 and 56, so right one is 2 times the width of the left, and we\'re done.  Now take a look at Problem 2.5 in the screenshots.  Again, the key is finding the area of hidden rectangles and looking at the ratio of areas.  A lot of puzzles in the game involving rectangles are like this, though you still have to be canny and figure out which areas and what ratios.  But there were only maybe a dozen puzzles that made me stop and say, "Ooh, that\'s new.  What\'s the best way to deal with that?"  I could have used more of those moments.\nEven worse, there a couple puzzles where the solution is the unimaginative tedious method of figuring out all of the side lengths.  I\'m looking at you Problems 1.18 and 2.18.  You\'re well past the initial training exercises and have no excuse.\nLeaving the puzzles using rectangles, there are puzzles using triangles and circles, like 3.2 in the screenshots.  But they have to keep it simple since pi and geometric theorems are off-limits, so I found these problems to be pretty trivial compared to the rectangles.  Though there were a few problems where I resorted to algebra or using properties of similar triangles, which seems to violate the premise that these are puzzles that can be solved without math more sophisticated than areas and ratios.\nWhile we\'re on the subject, the whole conceit of these puzzles is that there are ways to solve them without using fractions.  What we could do with Problem 1.1 is to put it in the copier and enlarge it by a factor of 3: the area 10 rectangle now has height 9 and area 90.  Now it\'s width is no longer a fraction.  In fact, we can now solve this puzzle the humdrum way without running into any fractions.  We could do this to every rectangle problem in the game, making them tedious but trivial to compute.\nDon\'t do that though.  Despite my complaints that I wish there were a greater variety of ideas and fewer straightforward problems, the times when the game did make me say, "Ah!  I see!  So now this is twice that, and these two are equal, and we\'re done.  Cool!" was worth the $2.  These moments only happen if we accept the no fraction rule and are forced to get creative.', u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2016-01-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198025020917', u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 457, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Battletoad', u'hours': 2.3, u'products': 567, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'text': u'this Game has potential, but is way to buggy to be fun.\nI clippend throu walls, wehen the daddy took me and then i wasn\xb4t able to drop anymore.\nThen after a few minutes daddy won automatically.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Penguin123', u'text': u'A bit boring if you have no steam controller or good internet, otherwise EXTREMELY FUNNY', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198180291795', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 6, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'ThomasTheWankEngine', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 30, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'text': u'Best gaem ever', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'tahir klk - T.E.K.A', u'text': u'Great program for artworks.Even though i dont know how to use it.Il learn eventualy though', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198399526827', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 8, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Xaf', u'hours': 57.2, u'products': 28, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'text': u'Nice', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'\u2605 STBlubGlub \u2605', u'hours': 8.1, u'products': 7, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-16', u'text': u"Not so hard as it seems, easy to use and fun. I've been making my own videos and the truth was easy. Besides I have models that are errors but that's fine.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'AccidentlyOnPurpose', u'text': u"3/10 - Movies good. The Game isn't\nI just can't wrap my mind around the videos. It's cool that the cutscenes are real actors etc.. but it's still not good. The actors seem as though they are talking to a camera... Or oddly talking to you. The don't seem like military people or even decent actors.\nReal video footage ruined this game.\nWorth $0.99 to add to your collection of \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 games.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2015-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 1477, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Jigglypuff', u'text': u'I really wanted to love this game because of how campy the movie was.\nThe controls and repetitive missions kill it.', u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2015-11-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197976178495', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 470, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'DoggoOnWheels', u'text': u'Got this game bundled so I paid like 20p for it, was hoping for something realistic and well, got some bs. Physics are horrible in this game, very unrealistic and controlls are bad too. The voice acting... oh boy, this is the first game ever on which I skipped a cutscene - it is SOOOOOO cheesy. And well, the story of Nazis flying of space zepplings and ufo ships attacking spacestations, umm.... I dont thing I need to say anything here. This game is very edgy and cheesy.', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2015-11-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198176718471', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 65, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Boris The Blade', u'text': u'I do not like', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2015-11-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 73, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'KantaiTwi~~ -chan', u'hours': 24.8, u'products': 161, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2015-11-06', u'text': u"It's a fun little RTS/MOBA game. The matches are short so you can change out your loadout often.\nAfter the last update it reduced the xp grind for things and the game in general is more fun now. Sure you can pay to get everything at once if you don't like waiting. Still though, you can get everything the game has to offer just by playing the game.\nThe game could use some work though. Money is a bit hard to obtain. So getting multiple battlions might be a bit of a grind.\nI think that if more people played the game the reviews would change. Most of the negitive reviews are on how the game is P2W but I think that they changed the game a lot since then.\n~Twi", u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'x2Madda', u'text': u"An interesting take on the MOBA style of game.\nBattle Battalions claims to be an RTS game and while it might think its being clever by masscarading as one it just isn't fooling anybody.\nIn an interesting twist, rather than taking a single hero as is typical of MOBAs you instead control a squadron whose size is determined by-- I don't really care, as the game never really explains why but when a member of your squad dies it stays dead for the rest of that match. This results in a reverse of the DOTA formula whereby instead of killing creeps and players to level up, you kill to deny your foes from their full potential and slowly eliminate them from the game.\nI like the\nbut the execution leaves a lot to be desired.\nTroops level up after enough usage and this is your long term progression outside of combat whilst in combat there is no 'store' like most MOBAs have. But what does progression and leveling up mean? I couldn't tell you.\nThe game is very opaque in explanations and there was no wiki for it that I could find either. This left a lot of the games systems completely unexplained to me so I simply ignored them.\nIf you add features to a game and a player can do well even when completely ignoring them then why even bother adding them in the first place? Speaking of ignoring, this game features a cash shop because of course it does although  it may even possibly contain multiple cash shops because I counted five seperate currencies.\n.\nI'm not going to bother talking about how convoluted those 5 currencies are because I'm not even sure my attempt at explaining them would make sense but you can convert some currencies into others and everything has its own unique currency because...Well just because. Normally that would be a little niggle, a slight annoyance but nothing more. However if you are the type to spend money on cash shop games then the cash shop in this game is just confusing so feel free to buy a currency, with no idea of what it does or what to spend it on.\nThe game has a lot of bad ideas cramped into a good concept and speaking of bad ideas, you can't kick players or vote kick players, nor can you even report them. This means joining games and idling is a fantastic way to grind all 5 currencies with zero effort. I highly recommend it too since the amount of everything you need to progress is insane!\nAfter 11 hours I am now lv2. I have no idea what being lv2 means but that is an indication about how long it takes to get things done.\nOverall I'd say wait andsee if the dev team can get their\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665together. The game as it stands now is a mess but given a few updates it might get better and it shouldn't take much either. A better explanation of how things work or a streamlined system for upgrades and leveling up would improve the experience.\nJoin Grumpy reviews for all your gaming needs", u'hours': 11.1, u'date': u'2015-11-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 319, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Zaros', u'text': u'I\'m sorry... I just found this game boring.\nThe artwork was... Okay. I didn\'t fully get into the art because it\'s a puzzle game and honestly, whilst there was a variety of different things in the game, there wasn\'t all that much change. Seen one level? That\'s the art style throughout.\nThe music.. I didn\'t really enjoy or pay much attention, okay at best.\nThe story? Not much to write home about in my opinion.\nThat brings me to the conclusion, why is it boring?\nThe answer is sadly the most important aspect of a puzzle game, the puzzles. They\'re very simple, boringly so. Sure, sometimes you can get stuck for maybe 30 seconds, but there\'s never anything that\'s seriously hard or interestingly challenging, they\'re all just... Easy... Sure, you can fail, but the fail doesn\'t mean anything. You redo it instantly, and there\'s no dire consiquence. There\'s no game over. There\'s no "bonus level" from doing well. You failed? Well... Start the 30 second long puzzle again...', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-10-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198041751083', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 64, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Cue the music!', u'hours': 10.4, u'products': 20, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-10-24', u'text': u'Really nice game... worth it', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'DityZ', u'text': u'This game is very simple but is very challenging.\nGood. Very good.', u'hours': 8.7, u'date': u'2017-10-23', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 8, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 44, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'WAN TAN MEE (B)', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 146, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-10', u'text': u'compared with splash fighter / getamped ... game control very bad =-=', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Litty', u'text': u'How come the only players ive ever see were from either America or Canada? Not a single player i see is at the east asian region but me. Id be lucky to even join a lobby because id always get kicked from my connection. id see evryone else teleporting. I personally think this is a good game just needs more popularity.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-12-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198406584022', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 7, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Hentai Fiend', u'text': u'This game is only fun if you have a lot of cash shop items if you dont your in for a rough time and the events usually suck', u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198122136744', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 22, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'SAY10', u'hours': 14.7, u'products': 161, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-04', u'text': u"An excellent game in all aspects! I'm not a huge Batman fan, but this game was so polished that I could see myself getting into the Batman world. As the name suggests, your Batman at the Arkham Asylum, returning the Joker for the umpteenth time, when he breaks free and all hell breaks loose. The inmates are released and you need to work your way through several notable characters before facing the Joker and his intricate plot. Some of the popular characters like the Penguin, Catwoman, Twoface, and Mr. Freeze are not in the game at all, but this was a great decision as to separate the game from the not so great movies. The story flows and is interesting and I never felt like I was doing meaningless tasks just to advance the story. Everything was connected. The graphics look great and run smoothly, I never got any stuttering even when entering a new level. Audio was just what you would expect from a Batman game, everything sounded in place. From the whiz of the grapple gun to the swish of the cape. They even got some great voice actors for the cast. Batman is Kevin Conroy, Mark Hamill as the Joker, and Arleen Sorkin as Harley Quinn. The gameplay focuses on mostly taking down inmates but there is also a search and explore aspect. When attacking you chain together combo hits as well as countering incoming attacks.I felt like I have gotten in a long time.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Fairuzzabadians', u'text': u'Batman game at its best.', u'hours': 13.6, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198403703327', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 22, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Drauchenfyre', u'hours': 11.1, u'products': 142, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'text': u"Finally, a superhero videogame that lives up to the hype and more!  Keep 'em coming, Rockstar!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'CMorrigu', u'text': u"Can't play, you can set video settings (windowed, etc.) but game doesn't run in window.  You can't select any menu items, including options, start game, etc.", u'hours': 7.5, u'date': u'2015-11-22', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 4158, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Isdeadbelle', u'text': u"Ok so i got the game, thinking hey i will give it a try maybe things have got better. No they Have not I get a consistent and very annoying thumping sound that i can only get rid of by exiting the game, But to make things better when i get back in anything that was in my hot bar is gone won't come up. so do not buy it yet it may get better but not now.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2015-10-30', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 4, u'user_id': u'76561198032048781', u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 101, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'RODE_85', u'text': u"I don't recommend this game @ all, so please stay away from this game.", u'hours': 5.9, u'date': u'2015-10-27', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 225, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'GlobalBull', u'text': u"Wow, this runs so bad i wanna smash my eyes in. First of all I got this free so im not complaining, second I downloaded it and i started it up and held a solid 5fps. I have a nice gaming laptop too, can run bf4 high-ultra 1080p at 70-80fps. But this game, it seems after the windows 10 update all the games are just garbage and can't run at all. If devs fix the compatibility with win 10 then it'll be awesome.", u'hours': 6.3, u'date': u'2016-10-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198100530207', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 6, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 262, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Fnord', u'hours': 6.5, u'products': 3454, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-10-25', u'text': u"Costume quest 1 was a charming and funny JRPG with some tedious elements and very easy battles. Costume Quest 2 is exactly the same thing, but slightly worse.\n\nNot much has happened in the graphics department since Costume Quest 1. If you play the games back to back, you might notice some differences, but to me, who played them a few years apart., the two games look very similar.\nThe game has an intentionally simple graphics style, with cartoonish looking characters. It works quite well, considering the game is a lighthearted game about a bunch of kids who have to save the world on Halloween, and it helps set the tone for the game.\nOutside of combat, most animations are very simple, but they get the job done. The simple animations never actually clash with the game, nor do they look out of place. In combat animations are more intricate, while still keeping with the overall simple tone of the game. In particular the main character animations look quite good. The models are also more detailed in combat and despite how different the models look, the art style still always feel consistent.\nAs far as sound goes, the game fares a bit worse. None of the music is particularly memorable, and the sound effects range from alright to downright annoying. I ended up not using certain costumes due to their annoying sound effects (the clown costume in particular was bad in this regard).\nIt's Halloween and an evil time-traveling dentist has ruined everything by banning costumes & candy. It's up to two kids to save Halloween and by extension the world from being boring. Or at least a specific city from being boring on Halloween, the game is not entirely clear on the details. With such an outlandish plot it's surprising to see how little they actually do with it. There are some funny moments, but mostly of the game seems to focus on tedious busywork rather than on the story itself. You visit some different time periods, but while they have a different coat of paint, not much seem to change. Had the game focused on actually telling the story of how Halloween was ruined rather than focusing on having you collect candy from houses no matter when or where you are, the game would have been a lot more interesting. Basically, it feels like Double Fine were unwilling to commit to the story they had created, and they just padded it with things that ended up feeling only loosely related.\nIf you've played the first game, you'll know how this game works. It's nigh identical. You move around and talk to people with WASD, and solve some simple puzzles, like many other games, and when you enter combat, it switches to a different perspective. Combat is turnbased and works very similar to Super Mario RPG, where you select what kind of attack you want to make, and if you time your button presses right, you deal additional damage. Each costume has a basic attack and a special attack that requires some buildup before it can be used.\nCombat is tedious though. The combat animations are very long, which makes combat take far more time than it should, and there's no way of skipping regular attack animations, due to how you need to time your button presses. Combat is also very easy, which just makes fighting a chore. You're not going to lose, as long as you're paying a bit of attention to the game, it's just not going to happen.\nAnd while combat is easy, you'll also take a lot of unavoidable damage, so you're expected to go back and heal after every second battle or so, which just makes the game even more tedious. Luckily there are no random encounters, and as long as you stay within an area and don't reload the game, dead enemies stay dead.\nCostume Quest 2 is a step back from the original Costume Quest. It keeps all of the flaws that the first game had, and introduces a few new ones. Tedious is the best word I can find to describe this game. It's also very bad at actually committing to its strange story, which makes it a lot less memorable than it should have been. Costume Quest 2 is by no means a terrible game, but it's not very good either.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'matsuba', u'hours': 18.8, u'products': 94, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-10-21', u'text': u"A fantastical game that i enjoyed immersely in playing, the graphics, the style, everything was just worth trying it. Yeah it's cartoony but, it's surprisingly amazing.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'HarveyDent', u'hours': 1.7, u'products': 242, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'text': u'Dead', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Flyman.78', u'text': u'Its somehow more dead then battleborn', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 203, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'KohakuR1v3r', u'text': u'waste of time and money im afraid as no one is playing the game :/ after playing the beta and preordering i was really hyped for this game but it turns out the player base just left :/\nsad to say it but for whatever reason the game is already dead, glad to have played it when it was alive tho', u'hours': 13.9, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198042138443', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 53, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'mike_dutch', u'hours': 713.9, u'products': 371, u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2015-02-09', u'text': u'The heart of Front Office Football is it\'s statistical engine.  It is impressively done and fairly difficult to exploit.  The player development cycle does a great job of mirroring pro football...so watching your players develop into studs (if you\'re lucky) and then grow old is top notch.  The drafting of players is also extremely well done.  The old saying, "Easy to play, hard to master" comes to mind.  You can never be completely great at this game...but you\'ll get enough tools out the gate to win in single-player mode...and then as you develop your knowledge tool-chest over time, you can start to consistantly win in multiplayer leagues...but it\'s never easy.  Winning in multiplayer is an accomplishment.  For beginners, you may be put off by the "simplicity" of the game UI design, but for intermediate and advanced players, you\'ll come to appreciate this very much.  The audience is for those who like management styled games and American Football.  It\'s a very serious simulation.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'eaglefan', u'text': u'The essential football text sim for any football fan that actually likes the game of football.\nThe UI may be dated but it will provide very good results that will allow you to immerse yourself in a football universe.  Try to guide your team to the "big game"; sign free agents; draft the next big star (or the next Ryan Leaf level bust).  The sky is the limit for how far you want to lose yourself in the universe the game provides.\nThere is a robust multi-player option as well but I play solo careers so I will let those who use the multi-player options comment on that.\nThis is text sim at its best.', u'hours': 74.4, u'date': u'2015-02-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 577, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Arkkan`', u'text': u'Simply the best american football sim there is.\nYes, the UI isn\'t very good and it lacks a 3D match engine, but what it does do more than makes up for it if you\'re looking for a true football sim.\nFirst off, the engine is top notch and arguably the best among all sports sims.  This is the most important aspect of sports sims and this is where the game truely shines.  Everything from the stats, to the match results, to the combine all feel good.  You\'re given the information you need to make your decision (although it may take some time getting used to where to find that information) without holding your hand.  As with real football you\'re going to make some good deicison and some bad decisions based on the data you have.\nThe UI takes some getting used to.  If you have a serious problem with your game looking like a spreadsheet it probably isn\'t the game for you, but if you can look past that and take the time to get to know the UI then you\'ll find that you have access to crazy amounts of information and stats.  You can track your draft history, check out who the biggest bust taken #1 overall in the draft is, look at league awards, the league\'s fastest man, the league\'s strongest man, and all sorts of other intersting things.  You can access all of these things very quickly as the most redeeming feature of the UI is that it\'s incredibly fast and responsive.\nIf you\'re a fan of football and sports sims this is a no-brainer as far as I\'m concerned.  Take the time to get to know the UI and work through the initial frustrations and you\'ll be pleasantly surprised at what\'s under the hood and watch the hours fly by as you try to sim through "one more season" before going to bed.', u'hours': 15.1, u'date': u'2015-02-08', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197993075713', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 283, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'nerdrew+*****', u'text': u'This game is a lot of fun. Reminds me of the games from my childhood.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-11-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198433873721', u'product_id': u'729970', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 1, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Imperium', u'text': u'', u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2016-07-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 1376, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Badass Taktx', u'text': u'Crazy insane crazy insane crazy insane crazy insane bot farming on steroids. Great concept and soundtrack.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-07-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198130352267', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 871, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'pepsimanvsjoe', u'text': u"is an absolutely baffling videogame. The more I think about it, the more confused I get. Trying to make sense of this ridiculous product, has led to me pouring iced tea in my ear, while putting my shirt on one leg at time. On the surface it's a futuristic first-person shooter. No wait, I take that back. It's actually a futuristic game-show... game, like\n. In order to win, you have to collect all of the orbs, while destroying robots.\nOh, so it's like\n? No.\nThis is the sort of comparison that makes\nlook bad. Imagine if the FPS classic\nrequired the player to collect more keys before they finish the stage. Most stages require 2-3 keys to complete, so let's bump that number up to 100. From E1M1 onwards, gamers would have to collect rows upon rows of keys in order to progress. Doom has seen hundreds of mods over the years, but I seriously doubt anyone attempted to create something this asinine.\nMore importantly, this design-decision wouldn't turn Doom into\n. The result would just be an otherwise stellar game ruined by a mind-blowingly awful idea. Pac-Man stands on its own. Aside from those four power-pellets in the corners of the maze, you don't have any means to defend yourself. Even if you grab the pellets and eat the ghosts, they'll always come back. Pac-Man has seen numerous clones, but they all share the same basic ideas. Your resources are extremely limited, so your survival is entirely dependent on avoiding danger, not facing it head-on.\nWhere\nfalters is that it lacks a clear and concise vision. You're expected to grab all of the orbs in each stage, but the tools you're given are merely there to waste your time, or even get you killed. The enemy robots are infinite, but there can only be so many in the stage at once. It's usually beneficial to\n. If they're in front of you, then sure, fire away. However, if you destroy robots just because they're nearby, or even for the fun of it, they're going to respawn elsewhere. You won't have any idea where they're coming from. It's best to treat the robots as a herd. In other words: let them swarm into one large group, then you can run away and focus on the orbs.\nThe rockets are mostly ineffective, and that's due to how the game was programmed. Rockets can blow up walls and floors, so theoretically you could create shortcuts, or maybe even pits for the enemies to fall in. Unfortunately, if you try to run through a wall you just destroyed, you're likely to get your feet trapped in the debris. While you shoot the fragments out from under you with the laser, the robots will catch up and lay down a beating. Also, whenever you jump, you lose a ton of forward momentum, so you're liable to get caught and punished. Creating pits also won't work, and that's because rockets won't explode when they hit the ground. At best, you'll get a few scattered holes in the floor, which the bots can easily jump over. To round out the uselessness of this weapon, it has barely any splash damage. Expect to be disappointed, if you fire one into a crowd of robots.\nThere are other major issues with this game, such as the overpowered electric fences, but I'm not confident that they will be patched. Apparently there's supposed to be multiplayer and maybe some other content on the way, but there hasn't been any word from the developer for months. I'm guessing that this game might be abandoned.\nThe lack of support is probably reason enough to not recommend this game, but for me, it was flawed from the beginning. This is a product that was made with no specific goal in mind. Do you play it to experience a story? Do you play for the challenge? To get a hi-score? Fun? All\nhas to offer is a severely undercooked experiment. It's a futuristic dot-collector that was designed to distract you for less than 30 minutes, and not much else.\nYour time is so much more valuable.", u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2016-07-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 9, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 1544, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Slade Hiro', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 38, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-02-02', u'text': u'This is a great game but it has issues with steam, this makes the game practically unplayable. I did find a work around that allowed me to make it playable so would recommend the game, best to get a non-steam version from somewhere unless you want to look and find a solution though.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'TenchiSaWaDa', u'text': u'A great game that has a lot of life. Not much replay value in the main campaign but certainly enough in the multiplayer', u'hours': 11.0, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198051690297', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 128, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Tearien', u'hours': 13.5, u'products': 475, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u"If you stay up for days on end watching competitive cooking shows while dreaming of being a contestant AND you want to kill a dragon to eat it's heart, then this game is for you.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'plath_dobyns', u'text': u"I really enjoy the theming of this game.   It's quirky and bizarre dna the theming really works.", u'hours': 20.2, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198040165698', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 88, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'sjr56', u'text': u'Really fun game! Love the voice acting, and the story is pretty good. The only thing I wish is that the story was maybe a bit longer, or a few plot hole things were solved, but I guess they plan on either making a sequal or more DLC.', u'hours': 9.8, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198120424245', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 117, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Kungfu_Crab', u'hours': 14.0, u'products': 148, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-13', u'text': u'Really enjoing this game so far! Very promising early access title! Kind of a mashup of "Sunless Sea" and "Darkest Dungeon" in spaaaace! RPG elements, Crew management, economy/trading, decent combat and emergent storytelling result in a fun game. They need to smooth out the difficulty curve a bit but that will come in time! If the words in the title are the least bit compelling to you definately check this one out :)', u'early_access': True, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Pandora', u'hours': 33.1, u'products': 33, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-13', u'text': u"Really loving this game so far! I'm a sucker for games that allow you to travel around like a merchant or smuggler. As an early access game, I'm particularly enjoying the fact that on the occasion when it does crash, you don't lose absolutely everything that you have done as it saves right before it does so, unlike a lot of other games. I'm pleased to report that since the recent updates came out, I am having much fewer issues with it crashing as well.\nThe developers have been really helpful and active in the forums, and reply swiftly to the comments there, and they seem very open to suggestions on how things can improve. Very impressed so far, and can't wait for more content! Well worth the money spent!", u'early_access': True, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'stinkyegg', u'text': u'After losing a terrible battle to pirates, my ship limped to the nearest planet only to find that the hostile starport commander refused to repair or refuel my ship.\nWe had to take to the wilderness to salvage what we could ... exploring a hostile environment with only a prayer.  Luckily able to find fuel and repairs for the ship in the wilderness, I lost many of my crew to hostile aliens during the exploration.  Finally making it to a friendly starport, most of the crew abandoned...\nAfter years of rebuilding, I returned with a new flagship to gun down the pirate scum who ruined my career as a star trader.  Revenge was sweet.  My new flagship is even sweeter.\nThis is one of the best games I\'ve ever played, and we\'re only in "early access".  I can\'t wait to see where it goes from here!', u'hours': 80.2, u'date': u'2017-12-13', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198057462081', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 15, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Your Drunk Aunt', u'hours': 1.9, u'products': 49, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-01-25', u'text': u"The idea seems interesting enough, however, the puzzles are terribly designed. Players should expect to disregard the visual representations of the shapes half the time, or be ready to completely rely on them to solve the puzzle. The first few puzzles were enjoyable but as the game progresses, the player might as well start clicking random answers. The player isn't able to answer in fractions (and solving in them isn't the best way to go apparently) and that was extremely frustrating. This game might get higher reviews if you were able to answer in fraction or decimal forms, and if puzzles were scaled correctly. levels with triangles could benefit from having angles labeled in my opinion.\nI thought the overall design and layout of the game was pleasing to the eye, and i really enjoyed the music.\nIt's a good concept, but implementation was poor.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'j4mes', u'text': u'Gay af game', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198074864391', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 60, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Kermit The Frog', u'hours': 1.7, u'products': 11, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'text': u'This game can be really fun with friends and random at times where it just makes you laugh.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'XXX Tent Boi', u'text': u'its\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198798593060', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 15, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'TheLoneWolf', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 52, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'text': u"This is a funny game to play with your friends but, there are not enough people playing it nowadays, i can't find any match to play with online.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Seawater', u'text': u'Like the movie, a welcome surprise.    I genuinely had a lot of fun with this game.    Looks great, sounds great, controls great.  It could get a little repetitive at times, but wasnt too bad.   They filmed some FMV especially for the game and I thought they really added to the experience.', u'hours': 9.6, u'date': u'2015-11-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 3444, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'capsure', u'hours': 164.1, u'products': 102, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-11-06', u'text': u"This game is a really good game.\nThink of a moba style combat, where instead of a hero you have a batallion of tanks, armored trucks, infantry and more.  5v5 games that go quick and are full of action.\nIts -NOT- pay-to-win like some would have you believe. It does have the option (like all free-to-play games) to buy and unlock things immediately.  Which to newcomers might appear as a big disadvantage. But its not, the thing you have to remember is the game has extreme balancing. So if you try to attack a unit which you don't matchup against you will get smoked very quickly.  Its very simple, the game even tells you before the match starts which units you should attack and which you should avoid.\nAs you play the game and unlock new traits and abilities you'll be able to customize your batallions more and allow you for more adaptability.  Also by level 3 you get gifted 10k in credits which is enough to buy any new batallion.\nIf you like mobas, and the combat of an rts then you should like this game.\nThere are of course a few things which need to be improved but I'm sure with time and player base they will.\n-Auto pathing is a bit weak, doesn't adjust to team and enemy units that are blocking a path.\n-Matchmaking is a bit off since the player base isn't large enough to match all new players with new players.\nThose are the only two complaints I have with the game at the moment.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'bear', u'hours': 4.7, u'products': 174, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-10-20', u'text': u'\u306a\u308b\u307b\u3069', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'm1', u'hours': 24.6, u'products': 19, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-30', u'text': u'This game is amazing, I love it, most unique game in the gaming world of doomiolios', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Polterpneuma', u'hours': 28.2, u'products': 1166, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'text': u'This game desperately needs more players.\nThe current community consist of people running on salt and nostalgia.\nBut the game mechanic is sound and very fun to play with.\nThe items are varied, and the characters are completely customizable.\nBut the in-game items are awfully expensive.\nNevertheless, this game desperately needs more players.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Velocity Siege', u'text': u"One of the best games ever made. Not much more can be said, if you haven't played this before what are you doing? Buy it now.", u'hours': 6.0, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198272566665', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 44, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'DeadeyeGCS', u'text': u'bad gAME', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2015-10-23', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198021805374', u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 126, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'23Skidoo', u'hours': 15.6, u'products': 790, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-10-18', u'text': u'Marginally more interesting combat mechanics, same charm.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Lambo Ghost', u'text': u'I dowloaded this game last night then got off tried to find a game for 20 minuetes and i couldnt so i went to refund it. and it says i have 2 hours played of it can someone please help me get a refund for this dead game?', u'hours': 4.5, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 36, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Pengu', u'text': u'Good job on making a dead on arrival game... Next time Boss Key Productions you might want to not be published by Nexon because they have a very bad reputation.', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 4, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 301, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Darkcola says chkn launcher', u'text': u"Bought it, tested it out, returned it.  This game is special in that it lets you know exactly how much you don't want to play it from the very beginning.", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561197969842964', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 409, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Wudu', u'text': u"The FOF series has been one of my favorites since it first came out in 1998 and FOF7 is by far the best of the series.  Sure, there aren't any fancy graphics, but what beats in the heart of this game is the most realistic football simulator ever created.  Believe me, I've looked.  So if you're tired of simulating games of Madden where the AI gives your star RB only 3 carries and the final score is 15-6, this is the game for you.", u'hours': 461.7, u'date': u'2015-02-08', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197970628092', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 175, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Bob Star', u'hours': 507.5, u'products': 171, u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2015-02-07', u'text': u"I definitely give this game a thumbs up.  The simulation engine is top notch, the stats have great variety, seasonal progression is amazing (Jim has a demo of over 100 simulated seasons), can replay games, great support for multi player leagues, etc.\nThe elephant in the room is the presentation.  Simply put, it's not good.  The graphics are pretty terrible, the way modal windows are managed block you from loading more than one at a time (unless that modal can spawn a window), the html output is circa 1999. With all that said, everything is good enough- I can get to information quite easily, but it requires some gymnastics of opening and closing windows (somtimes I need to screenshot windows to compare data which is a shame).\nGame modding is possible, but quite tedious.  There's a decent amount of documentation, but quirky things can happen if you screw anything up.  What makes this even more difficult is that the game never warns you if you try to import bad data.  Hacking graphics is possible, but it is a hack (if you want to edit anything more than team logos).\nThere are a bunch of additional quirky things that really should be managed better, but the reality is that you can work around these shortcomings and have a very enjoyable experience playing this game.  I'm not going to give the developer a pass on the UI and UX issues because it really should be better, but the simulation engine is world class which keeps me coming back.  The other stuff just annoys me more than anything because I actually play this game a lot.\nAnyway, definitely worth the $25, hopefully success on steam will allow the dev to get some help with the UI/UX problems.  This game has a great history and continued interation on the presentation and game mechanics is something I greatly look forward to seeing.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Mustang', u'text': u"Frnakly I don;t know what to think of this game. I think it's brillant and ultra well detailed. But at the same time it is so complex that I just can't go deep into it. I guess it's amazing but sadly I will not be able to play it much (or as much as I would want)", u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2015-02-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 637, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'SneakyMonkeySA', u'text': u"All the stress of watching Iron Chef, but it's you, you are the chef, and you've also got to kill everything you wanna eat and then play puzzles to make things like meat-covered shaved ice. It's weird, y'all.\nI'm enjoying it.", u'hours': 4.4, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198068347336', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 251, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'rurupoi', u'hours': 13.4, u'products': 27, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u"I backed this on Kickstarter, and I'm so happy it's finally out! I was expecting more of a Cooking Mama/Overcooked style of food prep, so the match-3 mechanic was a bit jarring at first, but it's not bad once you get used to it.\nThe game could use more polish and I'm hoping the devs will add more features, but overall it's a solid game.\n+ Love the art style!\n+ Creative world and game mechanics\n+ Decent storyline and voice acting\n+ The release was delayed over a year and a half, but the developers kept backers updated frequently\n- Could use some polish (backgrounds, audio mixing, art resolution, scene transitions)\n- Some of the monster AI seems a bit derpy esp. the dragon\n- No way to replay specific chapters (yet?)", u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'rockmedved', u'text': u"Nice little cooking game, except your ingredients are alive, you have to hunt them down first, they fight back viciously and can actually kill you. If that does not sound like one of the most hilarious premises for a game to you, find a mirror and take a deep look into your eyes, make sure your soul is still there.\nHaving an interesting premise is well and good, but can this game boast an equally great execution to match it?\nHell yeah it can!\nAt any given moment in your playthrough, you'll be doing one of the following things:\nThis game's presentation made me fall in love with it from the very first minutes. Every aspect of it - the story, the characters, the music, the artstyle - can be described using one simple word: charming. Sure, it's got its flaws and quirks, like having to choose your loadout\nyou actually know which conditions you'll be facing in a duel (thank god for a rematch option), some music tracks drowning out the dialogue, and from some backgrounds you can see that the artist was kinda struggling to keep up with the deadlines.\nBut all of those minor complaints get relentlessly crushed under the weight of tremendous amount of pure charm Battle Chef Brigade radiates. I simply can not imagine a better use for \xa315 I spent on it.", u'hours': 10.9, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198085463768', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 91, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Glaeken', u'text': u"Love spacefaring RPG ? Check !\nTurn-based buff ? One more Check !\nWant ship battles and crew fights ? Double check !\nDream of exploring or spying, being a merchant or a pirate ? checkity-check !\nI could go on like that for a long time for this game is so engrossing ! It reminds me of Space Rangers 2 while having a bigger scope (and no crappy RTS ground combat) and the added focus on crew management.\nAlso worthy of note, the crew combat is clearly inspired by Darkest Dungeon. And that's a good thing too !..\nAnd despite, the game being Early Access, it's very much playable in its actual state and the devs seems to be on deck to keep patches coming and implementing new content. They're also very commited to listen to the players and answer each and every question which is always a major plus !..\nIt's definetely the best bang for your buck in this game genre ! Now go buy it already ^^", u'hours': 52.6, u'date': u'2017-12-13', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198006718974', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 182, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Naros', u'hours': 19.4, u'products': 471, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-12', u'text': u"It takes a bit of getting used to the interface, but once you get passed that then there's a plethora of features and complexity layers for you to enjoy.\nI decided to go for a highly capable, but inexperienced captain, and even though I read up on a bit of the meta it's been an up-hill struggle. Sometimes down-hill, too.\nSince I've bought it, not so long ago, there's been plenty of updates. Devs are very responsive and passionate about their project. I suspect that it will be developped for a long time to come.\nIt's money well spent if the screenshots excite you. It pretty much delivered what I expected of it. Can recommend. :)", u'early_access': True, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Saxit', u'text': u"Star Traders: Frontiers is a sci-fi rogue like RPG game where you take the role of a captain of a star ship. You make your character (visually as well as picking skills, stats, and a job), and then set out on adventure. What happens after that is basically entirely up to you. Want to be a part of a story that takes place no matter if you decide to help out or not? Want to be a pirate or part of the system defense? Want to be a merchant, or explore, or hunt criminals?\nThe ship-to-ship combat system is fairly simple yet interesting for what it is. The ground combat is heavily inspired by Darkest Dungeon.\nThere are a multitude of different bulds you can do and each playthrough will be different. The Tres Brother are pretty fast with coming out with updates for this Early Access game, adding content and features, fixing bugs, etc. They're also good at communicating with their Early Access players through different forums.\nThere's enough customization for setting up the game in a way you like to play (don't like permadeath, then pick a difficulty without that, and so on; fully customizable difficulty settings is a feature on the list to come).\nI'm hoping for some more end game stuff but AFAIK the devs have said that's something that will come eventually. It's easy to see the potential already for anyone who wants to be a space captain.", u'hours': 72.4, u'date': u'2017-12-12', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197966083007', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 245, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Ape With Funny Face', u'text': u"I got the premium for like a dollar so that's all it's really worth tbh", u'hours': 2.7, u'date': u'2017-09-10', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198057770049', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 251, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Savio_HS', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 360, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-09-10', u'text': u'dead game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'rathalomania', u'text': u"Honestly, not a fan of the over-the-shoulder camera playstyle... if that's not an issue for you though, go for it.  It's basically Res Evil-flavored Call of Duty.  Not much else to say...", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-09-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198405808895', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 18, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'qip', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 469, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u'My nomination: The \u201cNo Apologies\u201d Award. Period.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'EvaRia', u'text': u'Welcome to Steam, Touhou Project!', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198010141955', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 13, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'trouble', u'hours': 6.3, u'products': 136, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u':(', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Arty', u'hours': 3.4, u'products': 19, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-11-18', u'text': u'very Good physic', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'ZizOmni', u'text': u'This is game that revolucionised racing SIMULATORS\nAwsome game,one of the best sims out there,awsome physics,moddable but THERE IS A PROBLEM with game record, for me it says 0.3 hours and it should be around 100,game is very cheap because it is from 2006th year (10 years ago) and it is still capet alive by mooding comunity.\nI have a few mods (f1 2014,zonda cup,f1 1966)\nTHE GAME IS OUTSTANDING, I sugest buying it right now. 100/10 (houndrid out of ten)', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2016-07-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198196540329', u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 26, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'ceguinho do matrix', u'hours': 7.4, u'products': 57, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-07-09', u'text': u'One of the greatest, ever..\nOnly Automobilista and StockCar are more complete in terms of content right out the box.. =D', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Shadowcran', u'text': u'It\'s early but the game has enormous potential. It\'s got the kind of graphics I like and I\'m not much on that type of thing. It\'s fun but can be hard for a new player unfamiliar with Trading card games to get the gyst. I am sure someone will create a guide that will help further though, so no worries. There already is a guide to the "Mercenaries" and I recommend strongly that you read it.\nI can guess that the game will have a lot added to it in the future, hopefully not too expensive or even free.\nYou feel like you\'re playing through a dark and dirty Royal History, not ones usually in the History books. Where dark secrets remain lurking for those who dare to explore. Where blood has replaced the usual coin. When corruption leads to decay which leads to ruination....bwahahahahaha.\nWho knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?.....\nThe Shadow Knows.', u'hours': 13.9, u'date': u'2017-12-04', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198036285528', u'product_id': u'619230', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 161, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Erbkaiser', u'hours': 4.5, u'products': 5598, u'product_id': u'619230', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-29', u'text': u"VEmpire is a strategic deck builder set around a vampire theme, with various historical leaders from the Habsburg dynasty as its setting.\nLike other deck builders you start with a predetermined deck and you build your deck as you play by getting cards in the game itself. Everyone is therefore on the same footing, you cannot get an advantage by spending real money for 'better cards'. It has four different decks to play which give it different playstyles, some are more based on dealing a lot of damage fast, others are based on building a slow defence, etc.\nThere is an AI to play against with three difficulty levels, as well as online play. The AI is really well made and is not easy to defeat on the higher levels.\nSome downsides in the current EA version:\n-the tutorial isn't comprehensive. It will teach you the basics of the game, but you need to play a lot of matches before you learn the details of the game.\n-there is no campaign yet so you can only play against the AI or other players\n-the online player base is still small and it's hard to get a game\n-it can be hard to tell some cards apart from others with a too similar name\n-\nDo I recommend it?\nIf you like other deck builders like Star Realms or Dominion, you're getting a deep strategic entry with a cool theme here.\nIf you're new to deck builders or have never played one, this game isn't the best to start with right now. Wait until it's further along in development or try your hand with another deck builder firsts.\nIf you /love/ deck builders as well as the gothic, historical theme... get it now.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'killer man534', u'text': u'sucks', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198197304018', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 11, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'_DxpeChef_', u'text': u'Nobody Plays This Game..', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198797031377', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 2, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'littlegreeneighbour', u'text': u"I don't really have had the chance to play it with anybody, as no one is ever online, so I wouldn't recommend it unless you have someone to play it with...", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198064941652', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 71, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Vulture', u'text': u'Did they add the play button back yet?', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561198283345566', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 25, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'DeathGripsIsOnline', u'hours': 16.2, u'products': 143, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'text': u"Don't buy this game at all, it has died due to the lack of playerbase when it has came out and how the developers have tried to exploit the game as a game for only skilled players and not for everyone. Max amount of players right now would be around 20 good luck getting a game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Lewdacris', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 80, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'text': u"The game is dead, I wouldn't reccommend buying it but just wait until it turns F2P, it's amazingly fun. A good game nonetheless.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'DSOThorn', u'hours': 11.2, u'products': 262, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'text': u'Make it free to play or its dead', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'JMcGuire', u'text': u'You can rename the teams.. Hello Philadelphia A**holes', u'hours': 8.4, u'date': u'2015-02-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 17, u'user_id': u'76561197992182100', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 255, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Mota', u'text': u"Front Office Football is and has been the best football simulator on the market for years now.  If you want to put together your own dynasty, get in there, draft your future superstars and free agents and get on the gridiron.  The game is not easy though, you'll have to earn every win against an AI that's been refined over several versions.  I'd strongly recommend this game!", u'hours': 228.1, u'date': u'2015-02-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197968733716', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 499, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'corbes', u'text': u'If your childhood involved an imaginary sports league, with a whole universe of teams, players, and games, and a pad of pencil-and-paper statistics and results (or, later, a word-processor file full of the same): this is the game for you.\nI\'ve been playing versions of this game since 1998.  The most important thing I can say about the game is that the balance of power is both robustly and finely tuned, and there are no tricks.  By this, I mean the following: there are (like real football) many, many things you can do with roster-building, cap management, and gameplanning to try to build an edge over the other teams in the league, but there is no single "trick" to winning.  17 years of development have helped to refine this balance.  Long-time players of the game have an advantage, but they\'re not cheating the AI.\nThe statistical engine is scrupulously accurate.  Again, more than 17 years of research has gone into making the game what it is.', u'hours': 1148.5, u'date': u'2015-02-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198158716765', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 8, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Deviant Killer', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 481, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-01-06', u'text': u"As a kid, i played this game a lot on the SEGA Megadrive.\nIt's as hard now as it was then.\nCons: It's very hard\nPros: It's very hard. But when you complete a stage, you feel as if you've achieved something.\nIf you really want to play this game in easy mode, I would just suggest downloading and using an emulator, however due to quick save/load, it really will take away all the fun (and frustration).\nIf you can get passed the first level and escape the beast, you should congratulate yourself, If you can complete the whole game. Hats off to you sir.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Internalized Oppression', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 347, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-01-04', u'text': u'Mike Eman', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Chiken_Sammich', u'text': u"Can't go 3 minutes without a crash to desktop. Highly unstable.\nThis is an unplayable mess.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197972142968', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 1434, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'elisabet.ahrman', u'text': u"Like almost everyone else I bought this game hoping it would be a new modernized version of Theme Hospital. I was wrong... I won't even bother going through everything that is wrong and lacking in this game, there are plenty of others before me who has already done that.\nI will only issue a warning to anyone who is thinking of buying this; DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY ON THIS GAME.\nI honestly feel like I'd have wasted money if someone had PAYED me to play this.\nThose are some hours of my life I'll never get back...", u'hours': 8.1, u'date': u'2017-01-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198205403860', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 6, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Keelan Reavis', u'hours': 4.3, u'products': 94, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-12-20', u'text': u"It's a hit or miss....\nThis game can be fun.... but can also get really boring.... you have to be the right person I guess.\nNot for me really, it was in a Humble Bundle :\\", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'GrayKnighted', u'hours': 12.7, u'products': 98, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-12-11', u'text': u"I was actually enjoying this game when it hit a wall and either bugged or glitched, or I just couldnt figure out how to progress so I got stuck in limbo. Restarted from scratch to try and learn and follow directions better, wound up in the same glitch where i couldn't complete objectives. This quickly led to disinterest and I moved on.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'volomalvor', u'text': u"It's a great game, will only get better with time.", u'hours': 4.2, u'date': u'2017-12-11', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198009682046', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 148, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'\u2661', u'text': u"I think this game is amazing and enjoyable :)\nThis might have negative sides but I'm lazy of thinking those and\nI also recommend this warmly, but it's better if you wait for the sale!", u'hours': 41.8, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198269321180', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 0, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 25, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'liSg | csgolive.com', u'hours': 26.3, u'products': 13, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u"It's a good open world game, you can do anything you want but in GTA Online there are so many cheaters.\nThe singleplayer is good.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'A\u2661D', u'hours': 638.7, u'products': 22, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Sarsylou', u'text': u'I absolutely love this game, however it no longer works on my laptop due to it not having the compatability with new windows, which is such a shame because you can spend HOURS on this game.\nIf you enjoy storylines and puzzles, this is for you.', u'hours': 67.1, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198110664052', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 18, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Kittentheboss', u'hours': 16.7, u'products': 166, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-12', u'text': u"The game is great. I had so many memories playing this when i was 14 (Xbox 360). However, i dislike the fact that the pc port dose not have the option to delete specific save slots. I'm not sure if the powershell command thrick would work but it's something i don't like doing. Not sure if your limited to 4 slots or if it's like saints row 2 but it's bad. Other than that it's a great game with tight controlls. I'd recommend using a controller because it seems i make more mistakes with a mouse.\n~   6.5/10", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Wungle', u'text': u'fun puzzle game.', u'hours': 16.1, u'date': u'2017-11-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198073092169', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 617, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Vallfreyja', u'text': u'Extremely short and easy game. Only worthwhile for children.', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198093729079', u'product_id': u'746410', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 115, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'N71', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 635, u'product_id': u'746410', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'text': u"Game is poor and short. Three towers with no difference. No splashing, no slowing, nothing. And you have no idea, how far can they shoot. I spent 30 minutes to made it through in one session.\nBut art is very nice. Gameplay is easy, relaxing and funny (and you don't get bored, because it's short). What else do you need for Christmas mood?", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Kera', u'hours': 2.1, u'products': 155, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-09-03', u'text': u'a wast of time and  money ...\nnot even worth the 1$ offer xD', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Good Cop', u'hours': 5.8, u'products': 638, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-09-03', u'text': u'Multiplayer shooting gallery in RE universe sure sounds like fun, and this game looks like it actually gave an honest try and can be quite cool. But. It is effectively dead due to lack of support and an INSANE, ABSOLUTELY INSANE price tag resulting in 0 active players. Nobody should ever pay full price for this game, in fact it should be FREE. Only reason I ever played it is because I got it in a humble bundle.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'IronToilet', u'text': u'garbage', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-09-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198057634270', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 117, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Stevie the Fool', u'text': u"This game is NOT worth your time:\nThe gameplay is AWFUL\nThe aiming is totally nonsense, giving you a 3rd person perspective where the camera is oddly misplaced... When aiming down though it just switches to some simplistic 1st person ironsights... like what the hell were you thinking.\nThe zombies don't really have anything special to it either.\nOnline is practically dead, as well was this game at the point of release I can ensure you (not a doctor).\nThe tutorial is very badly set up, the moment it tells you something, the odds are 70% it already skipped onto the next tutorial, You don't even get time to read it.\nFurthermore the game is not very entertaining at all and you rather buy a pack of condoms of it because, well, if you know what those are for, you'll know how to have fun with it as well.", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-09-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 242, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Haku', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 136, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u"I've been playing the Touhou series for more than 5 years and I just want to leave a positive review here for our Lord, ZUN-sama, our Highest of the High Priest to notice and agree that putting the franchise up on Steam was the greatest marketing strategy he has ever done.\nAfter all, he is right. Disc drives are becoming more and more absent in PCs nowadays so digital, virtual copies are absolutely the only way to go as time goes by.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Pohatu', u'text': u'It\'s a good game. Not the best, but pretty darn great. Feels good to not pirate Touhou for once. I\'d gladly buy more in the future.\nThe gameplay is fun. The music is rocking. The plot is enough. The art... well, in the wise words of some random redditor:\n"Touhou is made by one man who sold his art skills to the devils for music skills"\nIt shows on both ends of that spectrum. Don\'t play this game for the art. Play it because it\'s the first Touhou game on Steam. Play it for the tunes. Play it because it\'s a challenge you\'ll be working to overcome for days, no matter your skills. Whether you\'re just trying to beat the game with all of your continues or get a new high score, there\'s always a reason to replay it.\nI\'m a fairly new Touhou fan, but I\'d totally recommend it anyways.', u'hours': 2.3, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198167562098', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 36, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Chovy', u'text': u'\u2468\n10/10', u'hours': 4.0, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 63, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'greenshoe5', u'text': u'great', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-06-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198078586765', u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 16, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u's\xe6nk skatten din fgt', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 70, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-05-22', u'text': u'a', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'nathan', u'hours': 12.4, u'products': 18, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-04-10', u'text': u'One of the best sims. Though a bit old, still beats most racing games and sims.\nComplete your life, get this game now!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Wabbit', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 1415, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-02-27', u'text': u"A fantastic game that costs almost nothing. Use Reshade to inject some post processing to your taste to update the visuals. The in cockpit steering wheel can't rotate past around 270 degrees so it's best to turn the wheel off unfortunately.\nGame features weather, wide array of GT cars from the early 2000s and supports long endurance style racing as that's what it's made for. (Quick races are just as viable.) Excellent. Get it. Great sim.\n- Excellent mods are also available, The Power & Glory in particular is something that everyone who owns this game should have installed.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'LoOOoLq8', u'text': u"the idea it was ok but the problem you can't buy or unlock new cards and the game there is no sountrack to feel more better about online i search half hour there is no one i think i'm not sure about online\n\nand the game all by luck in lot of rounds i spend my cards and there is no card can attack each round you will change your cards even you didn't play your cards it will go down.", u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198068180362', u'product_id': u'619230', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 279, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'shermanscs', u'text': u"This is a great game. I was looking for an alternative to Star Realms, which I also really liked. But I was looking for something with more of a horror theme than a sci fi theme & I stumbled across this game. At first, I thought it was a bit complicated, but the tutorial is good and it didn't take long to get the hang of...lots in common with Star Realms. Love the music which hasa rock theme and I also like the thunder and lightning effects. The artwork is awsome as well. I mostly play solo games and I find this one is great to pla solo. I may jump online one of these days. So far, enjoying this game very much and highly recommend it.", u'hours': 2.3, u'date': u'2017-11-11', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198239854706', u'product_id': u'619230', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 116, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'non', u'text': u'Oh how I dislike to review EA titles, but alas, those little kids who love to play critic, while not even having spent an hour to play this game, kinda force me to.\nI\xb4ve played tons of different TCG\xb4s and CCG\xb4s over the last 25 years (Dune, MTG, Star Wars, Battletech, Shadowrun, Illuminati, Jyhad, Mythos, Aliens/Predator, Kult and maybe 1-2 I\xb4ve forgotten).\nVEmpire doesn\xb4t fall short of those at all. It\xb4s a solid game, although still in EA, that will receive some further polishing and improvements, but is absolutely enjoyable and fun as it is now.\nThe tutorial doesn\xb4t give you the whole picture, unfortunately, that\xb4s the only thing I could critizise. But after the 3rd or 4th match against the surprisingly good AI, you get the idea. That\xb4s when the fun really begins.\nThere are 4 different epochs/leaders and they distinguish themselves by pace and focus. Besides that diversity, games never get boring in terms of "sure bets", almost every match is quite tense and challenging.', u'hours': 17.1, u'date': u'2017-11-07', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198046001301', u'product_id': u'619230', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 70, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'SeanRetard', u'text': u"I've played this spread sheet for hundreds of hours, and it keeps me coming back for more and more.\nBe prepared to devote hours of your life matching up your squads to other squards just to be crushed and scattered puking turnovers and sacks and draft pick busts.\nThis game is not for everyone, it's basically an interactive spread sheet, but god lord it makes me hard. Such real to life stats, in over a hundred years of simulation, There's only been a couple passers with more than 5000 yards 45-50 touchdowns.", u'hours': 107.3, u'date': u'2015-02-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'user_id': u'76561198027344151', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 70, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'R44D', u'text': u'What a classic!', u'hours': 3.3, u'date': u'2016-12-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198005016540', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 45, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Yirg', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 1598, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-12-30', u'text': u"1/10 (unplayable)\nThe game may be great, but I'll probably never know. It keeps crashing on my PC, and many\nare reporting the same. It's not clear whether this is specific to a certain version of the OS (I'm using Windows 10), but it doesn't seem related to any specific hardware. In any case, in its current state it's pretty much unplayable. There's not a peep from the developers about this, so don't expect things to improve any time soon.\nBottom line: Don't buy unless you want to test Steam's refund process.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Simeon', u'hours': 5.3, u'products': 173, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-12-29', u'text': u'After reading many raving reviews on how good the game is, my expectations where high for this 2D, action platformer, which was remade from the 90s original. However, I was sadly disappointed by its   gameplay, story, sound, constant crashing and, although redone, graphics. As many will have noticed, the draw for this game comes from the nostalgia hype from the last generation who remember when it was first created. Unfortunately, Steam won\u2019t let me put anything in-between recommended and not so I\u2019ll say this, if you have any fond feelings towards this game from long past memories, don\u2019t let me stand in your way of getting it. Otherwise, don\u2019t buy it.\nAlthough this is technically classified as action platformer, this game has many puzzle aspects throughout. However, most of these are trial and error, frustration, and are hard to understand.  On top of that, the fighting mechanics are not only never explained, but are generally bad. For example, you can\u2019t turn left or right while charging a shot. This might seem insignificant and nitpicky but it\u2019s one of many frustration hindrances throughout the game.\nThis was part of the game that was remade. And as such, I expected some really eerie syfy music. Tragically, the game is without music almost completely except for the end. The sound effects where basic besides a few parts that didn\u2019t have any sounds to couple with the actions. The only other sound related thing about this game is the voice acting I was expecting for the cut scenes. But they decided to not have any. That lack of communications really hurt the story telling and leads me to my next topic.\nThe opening cut scene is somewhat confusing. As stated above, it would have helped worlds to put in some voice acting or at the very least some subtitles. The story progression is as simple as it comes. Escape the enemies and flee for your life. Honestly the only interesting parts of the story is when the hero is injured, as he is in several part, for, as you will notice if you play, it is as unexpected as it comes. The achievements are subpar. Most of them you\u2019ll get while playing throughout the storyline but there are a couple \u201csecret\u201d achievements that must be specifically sought after in order to get. Also, I was pleasantly surprised to find that there are no complaints whatsoever with the activation of the achievements. That\u2019s something that remakes often cut corners on.\nIf you like the old retro style graphics then you won\u2019t be disappointed by this 32 bit game! However, If you\u2019re like me who read that the remade the graphics and was looking forward to them, you will be frustrated by the results. It\u2019s not the worst I\u2019ve ever seen but, although I don\u2019t typically like pixelated graphics, even I prefer the original, which, thankfully, is easy to change back to. As for the crashing, this in by freaking far the most annoying, enraging, depressing, and table flipping part of the game I\u2019ve had the dishonor of experiencing! I\u2019m a patient man. And I\u2019ve dealt with lots of games that have deleted my progress. But this game crashes, not exaggerating, ever\u2026..freaking\u2026.5 minutes! And always at the worst time! I had to go offline so my friends didn\u2019t have to see me open and close the game 50+ times in the 2.5 hours it took me to finish.\n\nI came in with high hopes for the story, graphics, and general gameplay. Sadly enough, my hopes where quickly crushed as I realized that other reviews were extremely bias due to nostalgia. It\u2019s fighting was purely trial and error and the crashing alone was enough for me to quite. I can confidently say that I wouldn\u2019t have finished this game if I hadn\u2019t the intention of reviewing it. The only reason to buy this game is if you\u2019ve played it in the past and have fond feelings towards it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Hanzo', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 531, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-12-01', u'text': u"Horrible sound, drama driven story, diseases that don't exist, bad mouse controlls on mousepad and more!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'M\u039b\u0418\u012a\u039b\u0187\u01bc\u01bc', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 239, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-10-02', u'text': u'Need lots of work.\nGameplay: 6/10\nGraphics: 6/10\nBugs(higher=lower bugs): 6/10\nSingleplayer: 6/10\nMultiplayer: -/10\nMusic: 5.5/10\nSounds: -/10\nControls: 3.5/10\nContent: 2.5/10\nTotal: 5.07/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'The Doc', u'text': u'not worth it unless its like 1euro', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2016-10-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198178069770', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 114, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Suddy19', u'text': u'Great game, story mode will give you hours of fun. The online multiplayer is excellent and always expanding. Great graphics, funny moments throughout. If you get hackers in your online session it can either be the best time of your life or make you want to commit seppuku. 9/10 - Well worth the full price.', u'hours': 866.5, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198146135075', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 122, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Dances with Squirrels', u'text': u'Most fun', u'hours': 134.8, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198046569662', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 55, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'SilasTender', u'text': u'I purchased it primarily because of online and I did not regret it, it is very interesting....especially when playing with friends!\nThe only thing that bother me is that there are a lot of hackers.', u'hours': 8.5, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198370737153', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 1, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Chaindrop', u'hours': 6.4, u'products': 648, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-09', u'text': u'Good game, but occasionally freezes right after ending a turn. Very annoying bug, specially when it freezes right after dealing the finishing blow in a difficult battle.\nEdit: Fixed by setting the compatibility mode of "ClashOfHeroes.exe" to "Windows XP Service Pack 3".', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Snicky', u'text': u'I unique puzzle / strategy game with great replayability. Online is dead but single player does just fine. I think I put about 200 hours on the DS version of this game.', u'hours': 34.1, u'date': u'2017-11-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198054561699', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 4, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 254, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'popatsot', u'text': u"So I've beaten this game twice now. Once on the PS3 and now once on Steam. The grand verdict is that this is an entertaining match 3 game but it has some quirks about it that make it kinda special. The game focuses heavily on thought and thinking outside the box for how you attack and defend so don't play if you only have a little bit of time. There are 5 chapters and they all have different units so you have to rethink all of your previous stratagies every few hours or so. Each chapter only lasts about an hour or two if the rng behaves itself and you don't have to keep redoing the same fight a few times. This time can be extended if you do side battles or puzzles that kinda vary on fun or boring. I think that it was fun enough and would say that it's worth probably about $10.", u'hours': 34.9, u'date': u'2017-11-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198044633361', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 645, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'daviduhland', u'text': u'Cute, inexpensive game, but know that it is very short.  51 minutes of playtime for me, and I replayed two levels to collect all possible "stars".  No regrets for $0.99, but I still wish there was more.', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198031242037', u'product_id': u'746410', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 131, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'frnknbry1', u'text': u'Good game for a Buck', u'hours': 3.7, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198025604058', u'product_id': u'746410', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 70, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'MasterRizzen', u'text': u'Really good little game, thanks to French Stream Zerator, who make discover this game at his community :)\npew pew pew', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198061010141', u'product_id': u'746410', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 87, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'MasterBLaha', u'hours': 2.9, u'products': 421, u'product_id': u'746410', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-15', u'text': u'FF Game for the FF holidays! Good graphics, music and sound effects! It\u2019s a simple inexpensive Christmas game with surprisingly deeper mechanics such as; where to place the attack towers (3 Types), when to upgrade and what order of towers to upgrade in to get that flawless score. This is perfect for the casual gamer but not for expert fans of the genre, unless you\u2019re really really into Christmas stuff and want to be seen playing Christmas games during the holiday. This is a PG game so it\u2019s kid friendly with 9 levels, no gore, and simple controls you can play with just 1 hand! Also for those accolade seekers this game has achievements which are reasonable in difficulty and fun. For less than a Buck! ($0.99) you can\u2019t go wrong with this Christmas-themed games don\u2019t\u2019 delay pull the trigger Noob and Stop Santa NOW! BLAHahahahahahahahahahaha!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Tony Montana Kaincakes', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 262, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-08-31', u'text': u'Its bad so bad i dont even need to say anything else its just so bad', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Aza #TF2SP', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 429, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-08-31', u'text': u'I prefer RE OP  Raccoon City or RE Gaiden for the Game Boy than spending more time in this game...', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'0men_', u'text': u'1000 degree knife Raccoon city \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665.', u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2017-08-31', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 74, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'MuseCaliope', u'hours': 3.3, u'products': 31, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u'Thank you based Zun for giving us the opportunity to support you.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'andres.heraldo.2', u'hours': 6.2, u'products': 62, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u'TOUHOU is love. Now we have love on Steam.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Tachikoma', u'text': u"It's a fun game with a great soundtrack.", u'hours': 3.0, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198021693624', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 62, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'gayyyyyyyyyyyyy', u'text': u'the virgin triple a garbage\n- game released in multiple languages, none of them have good writing or an engaging story, written in boring Latin letters\n- giant studio with hundreds of employees that all have their own ideas and none of them are good\n- half of the budget is spend on pointless graphic bling bling\n- awful "orchestral" soundtrack purchased from some bland music company\n- no coherent art style, everything is supposed to be as "realistic" as possible\n- overpriced and full of microtransactions, no content yet takes hundreds of precious gigabytes off of your HDD\n- no Cirno\nTHE CHAD ZUN MASTERPIECE\n+ game is Japanese only, developer hasn\'t spoken a single word English in his life, god tier writing in aesthetic symbols\n+ calls his one man studio company because he\'s too humble to admit that he\'s the mastermind and sole man behind everything\n+ perfect, unique soundtrack composed by the God himself\n+ didn\'t spend a penny on graphics, drew everything himself on his 30 year old Japan only PC\n+ iconic character designs that have inspired millions of fan drawings\n+ 15 humble schekels, only wants money to buy himself a nice Nippon beer, game install size is smaller than Steam\n+ Cirno\n2hu but on Steam', u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 227, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 420, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'pyzatik \u2639\u662f', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 55, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'text': u'event bruh', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'lwyn', u'text': u'Fun, awkward and realistic community, lots of possibilities. probably one of the most cosmetic action packed multiplayer game of its own kind.', u'hours': 22.1, u'date': u'2017-11-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198393261899', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 1, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Hoekige Heer', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 352, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-15', u'text': u'\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665community and\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665servers', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'\u2605 Leo \u2605', u'hours': 2.7, u'products': 118, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-10-17', u'text': u"Short and fun. The game makes use of it's isometric graphics with its puzzles.\nPuzzles are fairly simple to solve. Even in nightmare mode, the puzzles don't feel frustrating. Most of the time, you won't be forced to restart puzzles.\nStory is minimal in this game. The goal is simply to lead Bob to his bed.\nGraphics look solid, appealing and unique in a way. The perspective sometimes look like they don't make sense, which isn't an issue since it's supposed to be a dream anyway.\nMusic gets repetitive after a while. The most memorable thing for me is Bob's snoring. The voice actor sounds a bit creepy, in my opinion.\nIf you're looking for something quick, fun and slightly different to pass the time with, this game is a good bet.\nIf you're looking for something mind boggling and challenging, it might be better to give this a pass.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'AKA Rana Magica', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 67, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-10-15', u'text': u'at first it seems boring but once you play it is entertaining', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'MRJM', u'text': u"Back to Bed is a platformer where you control a subconscious guardian dog that is trying to get his master to bed as he sleepwalks around the stages. I really enjoyed the level designs and art style of the game. This game does prove to provide a bit of a challenge as there are the original levels along with the nightmare levels, which introduces getting a key to open the door, which allows for more preparation and certainly a bigger challenge.\nAt a price of $5.99, it's not a bad price, but if you want it, get it on sale, it's an appealing puzzle game with an interesting concept.", u'hours': 4.2, u'date': u'2017-10-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198117837119', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 799, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Snapjaw', u'hours': 14.9, u'products': 109, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2015-11-06', u'text': u"It's a Company of Heroes'ish game with a lot of love and a few shortcomings.\nIs it the greatest thing since sliced bread? No. But it's free, and it's enjoyable enough to play matches back to back.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Ninjahawk', u'text': u'Bots are better are gods and know what they are doing :(', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2015-11-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198061960816', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 89, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Xorilliz', u'hours': 146.6, u'products': 128, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-11-06', u'text': u"A simple RTS game with both Co-op and TvT, it excels at its large variety of choices of battalions and the necessity of teamwork - also a game where you constantly improve. Rock-paper-scissors style tactics but with so many units you don't know what is good against what. Loving it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'|MG| Stefe', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 109, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2015-10-26', u'text': u'Very good game, kept me entertained for 9 minutes.\nVery good I recomend', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Savagepotato45', u'text': u'As i played this, i felt like it was a waste of my time and a waste of 2 bucks i could have spent on something else', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2015-10-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198059388479', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 126, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Red', u'text': u"Wasn't actually that bad. I expected worse to be honest. No where close to the standard of modern space flight simulators. But is about as good as the old Rogue Squadron game.\nThe voice acting is bad, quite bad. But at least it makes you genuinly laugh i suppose. Over simply tutting and rolling your eyes at it.", u'hours': 6.0, u'date': u'2015-09-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198131277909', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 58, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'ErasmusTycho', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 210, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2015-12-07', u'text': u"It is the most realistic racing sim I've driven bar GPL, so I recommend it heartily, BUT, and that's not a small but, with several caveats.  Right off the bat, it's difficult.  It's not unfairly difficult, but it's certainly frustratingly hard, so stay away from the game unless you are willing to sink in hours and hours practicing your skills and tuning your setups.  Second, it's no looker.  It was brilliantly good when it first came out (Hell, I remember drooling over the first GTR's graphics back when I played it) but these days, the whole game looks rather flat and boring.  There are mods to fix the lighting, skybox and both car and track textures, but even after all the effort it will show its age under all the makeup.  On a bright note, the game has widescreen support, although the menu UI is stretched.  Third, it's not the complete deal; Porsche and Ferrari cars are not in the game due to licensing.  You can circumvent this, again, through mods/cracks but really, it's kind of a letdown.  Fourth, you should probably not really bother unless you have a wheel and pedals.  Playing the game with the keyboard is torture, and controller support is weak.  It's not XBOX controller friendly out of the box (which is fairly normal considering it was released in 2006) and setting comfortable deadzones and sensitivity for a controller can be incredibly frustrating.  I was never able to achieve a perfectly comfortable XBOX controller setup, but to save you time the best I could get was: Deadzone 18, Sensitivity 0%, Speed Sensitive Steering 60%, and finally Steering Lock 8 degrees (in car setup).  With these out of the way, and if you are still reading this, you are in for some incredibly tight and satisfying racing, which is a steal for the money this title costs.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Max The Alaskan Klee Kai', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 151, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-10-24', u'text': u'If you love to race like me this is the game for you!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Kirito', u'hours': 151.5, u'products': 84, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-10-09', u'text': u"Wow. This is seriously a 2006 racing game?\n'Cause\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 the graphics here makes the game look like it was made in 2010!\nAnd not only that, but the fabulous, detailed car sounds are even better than the likes of Gran Turismo.\nProps to the ones that built the engine this game is powered by. Thank you so much for making this!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'\u2727 SubArrest \u2727', u'hours': 103.6, u'products': 16, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-16', u'text': u"Love the simple to use interface and the amount of complex things you can create with little actions is just insane!\n(shame it's not on macos) MAKE IT HAPPEN VALVE *sfm3 :o*", u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Toasted', u'hours': 5.4, u'products': 20, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-16', u'text': u'k', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'GlaTseon [DFS]', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 23, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-16', u'text': u'Source Filmmaker Also known as SFM is good for animating any source game i totally recommend this program and hope you can make great animations using it', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Niimus', u'text': u'when in doubt try 9', u'hours': 3.3, u'date': u'2016-01-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198055959594', u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 115, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'mendel', u'text': u"Nice short geometry puzzle game.\nThis puzzle type is called\nor\n. You could solve these with lots of algebra: label all unknown lengths with letters, make equations, and solve for x; however, that's not how it's done. Instead, you look at the puzzle sharply, maybe draw an extra line or two, and then solve using only simple area formulas and whole-number-ratios. (Despite the name, I didn't need Pythagoras at all, only to recognize the 3-4-5 right triangle in one puzzle.) That means geometric deductions, not number crunching! Fractions are not allowed! If you're good at geometry, you can do the whole thing in an hour (10 minutes for the first 20,  30 minutes for the next 29, and 20 minutes for the final 11 or so). Others may find this a bit more challenging (see\n).\nI liked it.", u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2016-01-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 3724, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'.eXe. La Twixx', u'text': u"Reminds me of math in school year 6 or 7.\nYou have to calculate the missing part.\nI like the game's concept, but the music and sounds are a bit annoying and too loud in my view.\nI recommend this game, if you turn the sounds off.", u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2016-01-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 254, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'itmejlee', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 1386, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2015-01-11', u'text': u"Fun and funny. If you appreciate the early history of comics and Adam West's Batman you'll love and laugh at this game. Good story, interesting characters, and solid super hero squad tactical combat. RPG light but heavy on fun.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Digikomori', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 271, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2014-12-28', u'text': u"I remember this being really good back in the day... however now it looks dated, the controls feel awkward, and I couldn't get back into it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'badwobot', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 198, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2014-12-27', u'text': u"As long as you have a computer that can run this game you'll have a blast running around as some of the corniest super heroes in gaming history. If you don't have a machine that can run this properly, and you try to play it, you are going to be pulling your hair out for days. Lots of bugs when running on modern Windows, even with the proper settings made. Be sure to check the user forums for setup help before getting too worked up. Enjoy! Or don't.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'DA-9901081534', u'text': u"Would I recommend this game now? No.\nWould I recommend it for an award when it's been improved? Good golly, yes!\nThe idea of the game is that you communicate with robots through speech. Unfortunately, these robots are particually dimwitted and will often misunderstand commands; we're not just talking Siri/Google Assistant/Alexa levels of misunderstanding, we're talking artificial stupidity.\nThere is no technological or design reason that justifies the lack of understanding considering basic tech these days; even chatbots in the 90's had a better level of comprehension.\nThrow on top of that a very awkward fixed-angle third person control system and an inabilty to easily recall past instructions without having to restart the game and you have Bot Colony.\nStill, it's early access. Hopefully the camera can be fixed, hopefully the bots can be a little more understanding of commands. Time will tell.", u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197996023399', u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 451, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Youtube: Press start to begin', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 3236, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'text': u"In this game you have to communicate with robots\nyou have to talk as in chat talking\nthis system recognise a lot of grammer\nIt's up to you to ask the right questions, or to make some funny conversations!", u'early_access': True, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Wulfos', u'text': u'All this game is missing is players. Its good and not hard to understand. It has a nice theme. Nice graphics and music. Really. All this game is missing is players. Otherwise really good.', u'hours': 2.3, u'date': u'2017-11-07', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198062215519', u'product_id': u'619230', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 57, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Equistice', u'text': u'The game itself is kinda cool, with interesting mechanics. But the whole digital thing is awful, badly designed, way too slow and complicated as eff.', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-11-07', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198034702377', u'product_id': u'619230', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 105, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Telarius', u'hours': 63.9, u'products': 466, u'product_id': u'619230', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-10-19', u'text': u'I highly recommend this game to anyone who enjoys card games.  Both the art and music are beautiful, and the basis of the game is very unique.  The developer is very open, honest, and passionate about making the game all it can be.  To him, it isn\'t just about creating a game, it is about a creating a friendly, helpful community around the game.\nA HUGE plus is once purchased, you own everything, there are no in-game microtransactions.  Though some may not mind them, paying real money for virtual items just seems foolish to me, especially as they can add up fast.  That is simply my own opinion, but I\'m a casual gamer to begin with.  When I see microtransactions, I think "another way to milk money out of customers".  Wolfgang is VERY animate that such a model will never be a part of this game, and given his straightforward nature, I have no doubt that is the truth.\nHaving purchased many Early Access games, I know what a gamble they can be.  However, in this particular situation, I believe the odds are very much in favor of success.  Even in its current state, the game feels well designed and stable.  This game is a far cry from some very pre-alpha games on Steam that I can safely say, will almost certainly end up abandoned.  Development is very active and I am very eager to see this game evolve into something the just blows me away even more!\nIn addition to all the above, the price is extremely reasonable for what one is receiving.  Though I am not even close to mastering the game mechanics yet, I\'m very excited about this game, the developer\'s mindset, and the final product!  Once again, I highly recommend purchasing this game in its current state, and being a part of helping Wolfgang reach his goal of creating something truly unique and enjoyable!', u'early_access': True, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'john_ergine', u'text': u"This one hasn't aged well. At all. In its time it was an amazing technical feat and a graphics wonder. But for someone accustomed to today\u2019s gameplay standards, it is hair-pullingly frustrating.", u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2016-12-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198087313362', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 311, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Cpt_Croaker', u'text': u'Love it, still. Played it when it came out originally. So much fun, and so much feeling. Games these days are hard pressed to compete.', u'hours': 5.5, u'date': u'2016-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198350943577', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 7, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Tsunnen', u'text': u"This game used to be really cool back in the days but I will give it a negative review because no matter how cool the new graphics are, it doesn't matter if you don't improve the overall game experience.\nThe controls are absolute crap. Okay,  maybe it's supposed to be as clunky as it was back then but hell, if you're releasing a new edition of an old game you are supposed to improve it's flaws, make it more responsive and trustworthy, otherwise why should people play it in the first place?!\nAlso, controller compatibility doesn't help a bit. Sometimes even firing a charged shot was troublesome.\nAnd then, when you get your way around the controls and get past a difficult part, the game will suddenly crash.\nThis is bs.", u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2016-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198034935991', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 202, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Mr.Zombie', u'text': u'pls no', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2016-09-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 162, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'midnightpearl1974', u'text': u'Fun game', u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2016-09-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198216219873', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 23, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'..', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 813, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-08-28', u'text': u"It's ok.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'lillamaster', u'text': u'same as airliner tycon\nits poo\nall be warnd', u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2016-08-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198042623187', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 164, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'DAVE', u'text': u'gooD  GAME   BUT NEED  GOOD   PC  TOO  TO  EXPERIENCE   THE   GAME', u'hours': 27.8, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198379079553', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 3, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'oh hi doggy', u'text': u'at first i think this game is really great i played it a lot with my friend but as the years go by this game does not age well with the content being a hassle but i think its still a solid game if u have a friend to play with', u'hours': 496.8, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198096978433', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 73, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'The Ghost of King Hamlet', u'hours': 62.8, u'products': 164, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u"I got banned from online because some hacker spawned a ton of money on me.\nAnd everybody else, but I don't know about them.\nIt's so infuriating to see how Rockstar keeps implementing new things into multiplayer and intentionally keeps the content out of single player to bait you into spending money on shark cards.\nRockstar is way worse than EA.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'BoLorSs <3\u2122', u'text': u'Nice game!', u'hours': 27.1, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 9, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 41, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'jeffgass20', u'text': u'Awesome game on DS, unplayable due to bugs', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-11-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198079850302', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 57, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Chaosfly10', u'hours': 23.3, u'products': 114, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-10-25', u'text': u"Very fun if you've got a friend to join you in battles. Single player is enjoyable with a neat story too but replaying it isn't exactly the most appealing or enjoyable.  As much as I love this game, I would only recommend it if you've got a buddy to play with every now and then. Since online is pretty barren and you'll probably find more enjoyment out of battling your friend instead of the random level 300+ player who has more experience with the game than you will.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Putin', u'text': u'This game is much better than it looks. For me its best match-3 game ever.', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-10-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198003414986', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 200, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Aerylia', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 109, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-10-16', u'text': u'Truely, Truely loved the game. Played over 200 hours with my husband on hotseat.\nHowever, we did not play it anymore in a while.\nWhen i found out I did not own the game, i decided to buy it aswell, its such a good game (mechanics + art + music, not story).\nHowever, the version I downloaded was not playable. When making a wall, the  game stopped responding to normal game input and become unplacable. You could only retreat or quit through the option menu...\nVerifying integrity did not work, it said that 1 or 2 files were corrupted, but steam never downloaded a noncurrupted file...\nUnfortunately, I will have to refund...', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'souporman', u'text': u"I've long been a fan of putting an end to the mythos of Santa.  At last, there's a game that aligns with my unpopular narrative.  The game is set in a dystopian future, that shines a light on what will likely happen if we continue down this dangerous path of indulging in fake news like Santa.  God bless you, Taco Truck Games, for being a beacon of hope in this dim world.  Beacon sure sounds a lot like bacon.  Great, now I'm thinking about bacon.  And tacos.  But...not bacon tacos.", u'hours': 4.5, u'date': u'2017-12-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198004476788', u'product_id': u'746410', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 91, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'philfort', u'text': u"A good tower defense game, with Santa as the villain! Simple, but a good deal for the price. I still haven't stopped Santa, but I'm going to have another go at it.", u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-12-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198069442696', u'product_id': u'746410', u'page_order': 7, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 31, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'DeathClaw', u'text': u'Cute little tower defense game. Short. I beat it within 2 hours. Decent graphics, music could have been better. Good game for the holidays. 9/10.', u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2017-12-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198068849291', u'product_id': u'746410', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 3521, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'PrincessCarwash\u6d17\u8eca\u59eb', u'text': u'If only I could have killed myself when I was a baby IRL maybe the world would be a better place', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 923, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Kovi_', u'text': u'Szint\xe9n olyan mint a Broforce csak ez sokkal viccesebb.\nOlcs\xf3bb \xe9s ezt is lehet osztott k\xe9perny\u0151vel j\xe1tszani meg online.\n\xc9n csak p\xe1rszor j\xe1tszottam vele de szakadtam.', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198354943716', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 56, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Grink "Buy My Game" da Boy', u'text': u'disappointed that i never did find out who my daddy was. game needs a campaign mode to remedy this', u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 660, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'JakieTomi', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 205, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-07-02', u'text': u'The idea of the game is great but lacks interface and the electric fences need to be nerfed or removed becouse insta kill is too mutch + you dont even need to tuch the bloddy thing just come near it and zap your dead ...', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Kanks\u30c4', u'text': u'its really good for a bit of fun, mainly bought it because i alpha tested alpages and wanted to see if i also liked this.', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2016-06-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 138, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'AtariMatrix99', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 63, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-06-22', u'text': u'This game is so much fun, and it offers a challenging experience for a low price. Overall a great game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'todpolle', u'hours': 19.6, u'products': 57, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-10-13', u'text': u"Costume Quest was a decent RPG that was a good introduction for young RPG player. Now we go to the sequel and see what\u2019s new.\nStory:\nAfter the events of \u201cGrubbin's on Ice\u201d, our heros made it home on Halloween even though it was winter. While walking around, the twin's Wren and Reynold, find their dentist is up to something and with the help of a time wizard, gets a talisman that lets him unleash the monsters and gets Halloween. Confused, a time traveller finds them and tells the twins that the dentist has taken over and now you must go on an adventure to save future and Halloween.\nThis is a time travel story but you only go to two time periods(Bayou Past and Dystopia Future) but the time travel isn't that complicated. I don't much to about about the characters except for the villain, Orel White. This guy is such a delight when he's on screen and is properly one of the funniest villains I've seen in a while.\nI also like the dental theme empire that your explore. It's nice to have a fun take on a dystopia setting every now and then.\nGameplay:\nThe combat in the first game was repetitive as every fight was the same thing, over and over again. Here, the combat has improved greatly as now you can keep you special bars but you health doesn't refill after a fight. While most of the costumes you get are simply reskins of the ones from the last game, they now have different strengths and weakness to fight enemies which are: monster, magic and tech, and now the costume select shows what stats you'll get for each costume, AND the dash move can be used by everyone. While the all this make deciding costumes more flexible I must saw that Thomas Jefferson is almost essential to a party as he's one of the few costumes that's strong against tech.\nAlso, the cards you get in the last game gave been promoted to card you use in battle like one that gives you two moves, one that stuns all enemies or one that gives more exp. While I didn't use them much myself, they can be useful depending on what kind of party or stragey you want, although some take longer to recharge than others. I also noticed that every enemy was different as some can do special buffs or debuffs and some attack faster. A trowbog was a lot faster hitting me than a gubbin.\nAs for the stuff outside of battles, it's mainly the same as the first game, with similar side quest and similar trick or treating with a few minor differences, mainly in the second area.  Not much else to say.\nPresentation:\nMost of the character models are copy pasted from the last game along with new ones for the new monster types and they replaced the adult model with the one for the twin's parents and Dorsilla. I still think the fat people are adorable in this game. While the music isn't that memorable, the theme for the French Quarter is really catchy. There isn't that much great music so it really stands out.\nVerdict:\nLike every good squeal, it improves and expands on what didn't work or this case was tedious and made it a bit more challenging.\n8/10", u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'bulgarianBarbarian', u'hours': 6.8, u'products': 256, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-10-12', u'text': u'Kiiiiind of inferior to CQ1 but still good? I have no major complaints but there was also nothing I absolutely loved. I just kind of slogged through it before Halloween 2015.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Yracham', u'text': u'As good as the first one.', u'hours': 10.4, u'date': u'2016-10-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198091878565', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 221, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Allblight', u'text': u"Game is very buggy.  Controls are not intuitive and can not be altered without causing other issues.  Graphics leave alot to be desired.  Good concept but this game is at least a year from being in what I would consider a playable state.  Should never have been released so early.  This game is not in early access state, more like pre-alpha.  Don't waste time or money until there are some major updates not just the minor improved graphics to the game.  If the developers spent more time fixing the actual gameplay instead of trying to make the game look pretty it might be worth looking at.  A pretty looking game is not necessarily a good game and a game that's not pretty looking is not necessarily a bad game.  Seattletek has a great idea but just needs to focus on the important parts of game developement.  Get the mechanics working then make it look good.  Not the other way around.  I hope to see more mechanical fixes in the future not more graphical updates.", u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2015-10-19', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198046105409', u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 308, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Quinn', u'text': u'Too broken to play. I enjoyed the little while I was able to craft and use items like the axe and knife, managed to build a house, then I died to a hippo and was not able to play after that, each time I tried to log in, it kept my items but nothing was usable at that point. Will try again in a few days, see if it gets debugged. I think there is alot of potential for this game and I think it could be alot of fun.', u'hours': 13.8, u'date': u'2015-09-26', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 18, u'user_id': u'76561198130674036', u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 106, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'strongholdjim', u'text': u'Wayyyyy to many bugs even for EA. Very disappointed. I really do not think this game will go anywhere, but hope to be proven wrong.', u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2015-09-13', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 13, u'user_id': u'76561198040218449', u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 213, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'yeti_kun16', u'hours': 17.8, u'products': 8, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'text': u"Forget all DCEU Films crap, just play this and others Arkham series. It's better tho.\nBut, i wonder why TItan Joker was so easy to beat than other bosses. :/", u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Zephyrus', u'hours': 12.6, u'products': 68, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'text': u'One of the best games that i really enjoy playing, i recommend to buy this game it has nice graphics, good story 8/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Shiro', u'hours': 13.5, u'products': 71, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'text': u'Cheap price for a good game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Special Agent Sunshine', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 347, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'Legitimately solid time waster', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'viehzucht', u'hours': 1.4, u'products': 12, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'11/10 POLEN STRONK', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Priescream', u'text': u'It freezes when you pick your gender and power', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-11-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198316419360', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 2, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Shoryuken Pizza', u'text': u"This game is now only a shadow of its former self. The glory days of OGPlanet are over and the community has fallen. The only people who play now are people who can't let those days go. Any new players will find that the game is very difficult to get into. So, I can't recommend this game for anyone anymore.", u'hours': 46.8, u'date': u'2017-10-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198315483666', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 5, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'\u272a \u6211\u662f\u975e\u5e38\u5e05', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 7, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-10-16', u'text': u',', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Anura', u'text': u'**Ignore Playtime, not only have I played for YEARS, steam has basically tracked how many times I launched the game rahter than how many hours I put in."\nPros: Unique Scroll(Fighting Style) and Exocore (Weapons) system. There\'s something for everyone, really makes battles super dynamic.\nDepth: I mean for not being a traditional fighter you\'d be surprised. There\'s quite a LOT of optimal movement and perfect frame timings to get the most out of defeating your opponent(s).\nCons:\nCommunity? This is in no way the worst community out there but it can be fairly toxic. This game is basically full of hardend vets and they\'re gonna trash talk you. You\'re either gonna have to shut up and take it or shut them up by beating them. I\'m use to it after playing for so many years but I can understand how it may be overwhelming for new players.\nShady Business Practices: Hey want this cool item? Buy boxes! Hey want this cool item? Spend $50 in this short time period for it!\nSeriously just don\'t be tempted. Don\'t buy the boxes, don\'t fall for the spenders just trust me... all the money i\'ve spent on this game I could\'ve bought a car... I could\'ve bought a house... dear god someone help me!\nBut overrall. Play this game. It\'s fun. It\'s unique. And we can use the players anyway lol.', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-10-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 65, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'quan', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 1005, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-10-14', u'text': u"Charming unique art style with good music and easy puzzles, Back to Bed is a game that you should play when you have a bit of free time and want to find a relatively relaxed game that doesn't overwork your brain.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Tarek647 \u30c4 | \u65cfAl-Awad', u'text': u"\u0644\u0639\u0628\u0629 \u062c\u0645\u064a\u0644\u0629 \u062c\u062f\u0623 ...\n\u0645\u0646 \u0627\u0645\u062a\u0639 \u0627\u0644\u0639\u0627\u0628 \u0627\u0644\u0627\u0644\u063a\u0627\u0632\n\u062e\u062a\u0645\u062a\u0647\u0627 \u0643\u0644\u0647\u0627 \u0648\u0644\u0643\u0646 \u0641\u064a \u0637\u0648\u0631 \u0646\u0641\u0633 \u0627\u0644\u0637\u0648\u0631 \u0627\u0644\u0627\u0648\u0644 \u0648\u0646\u0641\u0633 \u0627\u0644\u0645\u0631\u0627\u062d\u0644 \u0648\u0644\u0643\u0646 \u0644\u0627\u0632\u0645 \u062a\u0627\u062e\u0630 \u0645\u0641\u062a\u0627\u062d \u0641\u0645\u0627 \u0643\u0645\u0644\u062a .\u062d\u062a\u0649 \u0627\u0646\u0643 \u0645\u0627 \u062a\u062d\u062a\u0627\u062c \u0641\u064a\u062f\u064a\u0648 \u0639\u0634\u0627\u0646 \u062a\u062e\u062a\u0647\u0645\u0627.\u0645\u0639 \u0627\u0646\u064a \u0634\u0641\u062a \u0641\u064a\u062f\u064a\u0648 \u0648\u0627\u062d\u062f \u0648\u0627\u0635\u0644\u0627 \u0645\u0627 \u0643\u0646\u062a \u0627\u062d\u062a\u0627\u062c\u0647 xD\n\u0648\u0644\u0643\u0646 \u0627\u0646\u0635\u062d \u0628\u0634\u0631\u0627\u0626\u0647\u0627 \u0648 \u0644\u0648 \u0627\u0646\u064a \u0645\u0627 \u0627\u062d\u0628 \u0627\u0644\u0639\u0627\u0628 \u0627\u0644\u0627\u0644\u063a\u0627\u0632 \u0627\u0648 \u0627\u0644\u062a\u062e\u062a\u064a\u0645 \u0648\u0644\u0643\u0646\u0647\u0627 \u0628\u0637\u0644\u0647 !\nVery Very Beautiful ...\nThe best puzzle game I've ever played .So Nice And easy. You Dont Need A Walkthrough , I Watched 1 only and it was not necessary xD .\nAnyways I Recommend This Game", u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2017-10-14', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 4, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 54, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'SilentScorpion', u'text': u'It says controller recommended but its unplayable with mouse and keyboard. The cursor only appears if you hold the left button down, there are no instructions, and the character continually moves to the bottom of the screen if you don\'t "fight" it. Got this game as part of a bundle otherwise I\'d have returned it. If you have a controller, read the other reviews.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-10-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197972416112', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 251, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Shortpower', u'text': u'Good game, if you are stupid you wont enjoy it. Thats all I have to say.\nAs for claims that it is too time consuming or p2w... no it is\'nt. Honestly at level 3 (5-6 pvp matches) you unlock a free battallion (well technically 10k money) and I have easily filled up the first section of my enhancement tree with 90% pve. Sure against infantry my crusader tanks falter a bit but so long as I use my newly implemented predators to flank enemy juggernauts and my strafe run to scare off infantry I find I am doing just fine against things that I am "weak to". Just blindly accepting that your unit is at a disadvantage without relying on teamwork or anything allows the enemy to easily run you over.\nVerdict:\nP2W No\nRock, Paper, Scissors Not really but sorta\nTime Consuming Not really, I mean I jump on every other day for 2 hours and I feel I am making a ton of progress; only if you want every team in the game does it begin to feel time consuming... but hey find the group you like and work towards upgrading that.', u'hours': 26.8, u'date': u'2015-11-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 120, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'AUUUUU!', u'hours': 8.4, u'products': 39, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2015-11-05', u'text': u'This game is awesome. The best moment is when you are hiding in the Brush (grass) the enemies cant see you and you have a bonus armor.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'RyuuOujiXS', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 28, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2015-11-05', u'text': u"Game is HEAVILY reliant on teamwork, but NO ONE EVER plays as a team.  A vast majority of the players don't even chat (like 95% of players).  It's even been confirmed with other players that the game only has 3 options: 1) ONLY play with 4 other friends who ALWAYS work as a team, 2) 1v5 EVERY SINGLE MATCH, or 3) Pay-to-Win and buy upgraded units with REAL money...then 1v5 EVERY SINGLE \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665IN \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 MATCH!\nTL;DR: Don't waste your time on this game, its completely teamwork based, no one in the game plays as a team, 1v5 REQUIRED for EVERY match.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Areola Grande', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 136, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2015-09-21', u'text': u'oh god what is this game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Kakapiciu aKa SKINHUB.COM', u'hours': 3.1, u'products': 388, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2015-09-19', u'text': u'I dont know what i`m doing', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'808', u'text': u'Pretty decent gameplay and a brilliant concept are marred by singularly terrible dialogue. I tried to like this game but having to swallow my own vomit at every cut scene made it hard to breath. Misogynist, plagued by racist stereotypes, unoriginal, crap. My heart goes out to the actors who were forced to recite such mind-numbingly atrocious lines.', u'hours': 18.1, u'date': u'2015-09-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198047640086', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 68, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'holoandwolf', u'text': u'good but for a sale like when it is 5  ps had more time this but am sick a lot at times', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2015-09-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 404, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'4Math4', u'hours': 6.8, u'products': 20, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-16', u'text': u'A great program to make good films and posters x3', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Sir. Pancakes', u'text': u'i like it but its very tricky to use', u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2017-12-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198349228196', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 7, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'General Bog', u'text': u'Source Filmaker to me is the best animation platform, and I reccomend it to anyone that would like to make a story about TF2.', u'hours': 86.1, u'date': u'2017-12-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198200890039', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 11, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Ainulindale', u'hours': 4.4, u'products': 253, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-01-25', u'text': u"Well, if you like maths and witty solution, that's for you. I bought it and spent 3 hours non stop on it. Not done yet and some solutions are elusive, but hey, it's part of the fun :-)", u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Jrbdog', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 345, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-01-25', u'text': u'This game does what math homework does: putts random numbers onto congruent shapes and expects you to pretend they\'re different.  Even if you look past this, the game lies.  Even on the first few levels I have had to deal with fractions.  "All area puzzles can be solved using only whole numbers" my\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\nIt is fun though.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Vic=HKC=', u'hours': 4.7, u'products': 2286, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-01-25', u'text': u"Well, I know, I know, rewritting an entire positive review so soon isn't usual. But as the developer updated the game in the good direction, I can't let my rant about fractions and whole numbers here.\nPythagoria is a game relying on maths. You have 60 puzzles to solve, divided in three chapters with 20 of them. The first one is mainly about rectangle surfaces, side lenghts, etc.. when the rest is kinda more complicated with triangles or circles (well I didn't say circles per se but well, you'll see it if you play the game).\nVisually, you have several geometrical figures with some indications (surface in cm\xb2, side length, etc..) and your goal is to find or a surface or a length behind a question mark.\nAnyway, my initial rant was about fractions and whole numbers. True, at first, many of us understood that the resolution used only whole numbers. In reality, you can use any number, fraction or letters - the only thing that matters is that the answer is always a whole number. So, when you see a surface of 32 cm\xb2 with a side of 14 cm, it's normal. Don't think that it's a mistake, nope, it's not. So, when this confusion is cleared, the puzzles are suddenly more easier to solve.\nVisual inconsistency is also an important factor in this game. While there is still problems with it as it's not with perfect proportions (and you have to understand that the game can't answer to perfection), at least, it's less disturbing, because when you 1 cm\xb2 being the same as 5 cm\xb2, it's not comfortable. Still, here, sometimes, you're under the impression that you have two exact lengths when it's not the case.\nAnyway, the last point that was also controversial was the help. Only the rectangle formula was included, so, when you're confronted to a triangle, you need all your memory to remember your maths. Hunter, the developer, expanded it after we pointed the lack of more explanations or formulas.\nThe good point is the possibility of using a pencil in-game so that you can write your reasoning directly on the screen. However, you don't have any voice for the color: it's red. And it's not smooth, my numbers are a series of clear dots. I know that there is a problem of hardware or GPU or something like that.\nThe soundtrack is a very good one, very enjoyable.\nBut I imagined the game as a tool for drilling in maths students. In other words, as I work in digital education, I've been interested in this game for that matter - as a gamer, I would have passed the game, because maths and I, we're not two but we're not really friends. In the education context, it's not usable, even with the help expanded. Because well, a good thing would also to have an explanation of how it's solved, which would be a nice bonus when you're only pressing the numbers and pray that it's the right answer.\nFor the price, it's still a nice bargain. I would say that now, the thumb up is really deserved and isn't one of encouragement for the developer. But I suppose that more challenges would be also a good idea, right now, I wish there were more - even if maths and I...", u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'inceptus', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 45, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2014-12-14', u'text': u'Fun, funny, worth it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'wozron', u'text': u"Firstly, I'd just lke to say that I bought Freedom Force (FF) at full retail years ago, and I've only just bought it on Steam due to ease of use. Don't let my 'time playing' mislead you as to my level of experience with this game.\nSecondly, I am a massive turn-based tactical (TBT) nut. I love TBT games. A game in which intelligence rather than reflex speed rewards the player is my idea of heaven. I'm an older gamer, and despite plenty of time in Doom (and sequels), Duke Nukem 3D, Borderlands, ARMA, BF2 etc., I find my reflexes just can't keep up with the young'uns any more.\nAnd so this brings us to Freedom Force, a realtime-with-pause superhero game that pays shameless homage to the pulpy artwork and storylines of Jack Kirby, the single most important figure in Golden Age comics (sorry, Stan Lee).\nWhile not a TBT game per se, Freedom Force has the same structure of rewarding mind over muscle. The game starts slowly enough, with a single brawler-type character called The Patriot- an analogue of Captain America- and soon expands to incorporate other hero and heroine archetypes. Gaining experience gives you resources that allow you to add new characters from a bank of heroes that you encounter along the way.\nOne of the primary points of difference is the ability to also use these resources to recruit a custom character. I've played a couple of superhero-themed MMO's and the area in which they all fall flat is character creation. Where they offer 'archetypes' that require your superhero to conform to a template, Freedom Force gives you complete leeway to create any kind of superhero you want. The only limitation is that the more powerful you make your custom character, the longer it will take to obtain the resources you need to field that character.\nNow, I'm not exaggerating when I say 'complete leeway'. Want a flying character who drains enemy special powers in a brilliant purple beam then fires them back in a green fireball that does AoE and DoT damage? Done. Want a 'Hulk' style character who throws cars around and absorbs enemy attacks to get stronger? Easy peasy. Want a male toon that seduces enemies into leaving cover using blown kisses, a la a cross-dressing Bugs Bunny, so that your compatriots can smash them flat? Well, it's not very fifties, but I'm sure it's possible.\nIn playing Freedom Force, you will encounter all kinds of classic 1950's enemies, from evil, Communist ice-villains and  giant radioactive ants to self-duplicating cloners. This is where the incredibly deep customisation system comes into play. Every defence has a counter. Every counter has a counter-counter. It's a lot like the Cold War in that respect.\nBut all that aside, Freedom Force looks and plays brilliantly for a twelve-year-old game. With a fiendish, but not ridiculous difficulty level, amazingly deep customisation, cerebral gameplay and a perfect Kirby aesthetic, Freedom Force is likely the most underrated game ever released.\nPROS:\n-Deepest customisation ever seen in the superhero genre\n-Great storyline\n-Loving homage to Golden-Age comics\nCONS:\n-Graphics are soooo last-generation.\n-Takes ages to get stupidly overpowered custom characters into the game.\nNEEDS:\n-A reboot, with better graphics, possibly set in the Silver Age of comics (1970's-1980's) incorporating new threats and themes. I'd buy it in a heartbeat.\nWILL APPEAL TO:\n-Golden Age comics fans\n-Superhero fans who really want to create their 'perfect hero'\n-People tired of superhero MMO's but still looking for caped action\n-People looking for an tactical game with more flexibility than traditional TBT", u'hours': 9.8, u'date': u'2014-12-10', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 306, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Zugyuk', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 158, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2014-12-07', u'text': u"Game had no audio, character wouldn't move where I directed (he just ran to the leftmost side of the map) and I couldn't break the statue that gave the oldbro superpowers.  Might be worth a couple gallons of beer.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'OG kakka-pete', u'hours': 5.0, u'products': 119, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u'Bought it for the laughs. Still disappointed', u'early_access': True, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Johnny', u'text': u"Oof... The concept is really great, it has huge potential... but so far I experienced many major bugs:\n- First, I could not get speech recognition to work because Microsoft apparently doesn't allow English speech packages on my non-English Windows 7 Professional.\n- I cannot change the master volume reliably.\n- The game crashes.\n- But worst of all, when the game was running for some time and I made progress, the servers went down and I lost all my progress. Why does the game need servers anyway? Losing all progress is extremely frustrating! And there haven't been patches in over two months. I expected at least some bug fixing patches for such critical errors.\nSuch a shame! I'd love to love the game. Right now though, why should I keep playing if I could lose my progress again?\nI'm waiting for bug fixes. Then I give the game another try and may change my review.", u'hours': 2.3, u'date': u'2017-11-12', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197970783143', u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 575, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'bmnoble981', u'text': u"A good Concept but far too litte to actually do in the game, feels more like a few demo's than a game.\nIf it interests you get it on sale but its not worth full price yet.", u'hours': 3.1, u'date': u'2017-11-01', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198037185695', u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 109, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Arkterus', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 322, u'product_id': u'619230', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-10-14', u'text': u'Eh.  Not really my cup of deckbuilder.  There\'s only really 4-5 different types of cards and none of them do anything especially worth notice.  "\n-Goes in your hand when you buy it\n-Draw cards\n-Negate damage\n-Deal damage\n-Hold a card\nAnd that\'s about it.  Not to mention that 2 slots of the buy row are blocked out from you, so you have a pretty sparse option as to what\'s open in the middle row.  I feel this game would flow and play much better if the core Deck was varied and colorful, lke Ascension and/or Star Realms, rather than being limited to which 2 characters you happened to pick.  This limits the game and makes it feel more like Dominion, which I am starkly not a fan of.\nHaving a solid core deck with a open buy row with each "Head Vampire" having some sort of special gimmick to them (a la the Heroes in DC Deckbuilding) would open up a lot more options.  As it stands now, you\'re basically in a race to buy up your own faction\'s cards and largely ignore the middle zone unless a +Draw comes up, or you simply don\'t have enough cash to buy anything else.  As it stands, there\'s way too many cards that do the exact same thing with the exact same buy cost, just the art and card name is different.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'wsbenway', u'text': u'VEmpire-The Kings Of Darkness is an indie deckbuilder-card game. It was developed for almost 4 years before it was released on Steam as an Early Access title. It is based on historical events & one of the most influential families in European history with a vampiric fantasy twist that gives the game an engaging and unique atmosphere.\nPROS:\n-Early Access: How EA is supposed to be. Four years development before releasing provides a solid proof that the developer seriously cares about his project and desires to make the best out of it. The game is stable; PvP is ready with casual as well as ranked matches in play. The reason the game is on EA is for to implement a story mode(campaign) in single player as well as for fine tuning and adding content. Details can make the difference between a good and a great game!\n-No Free2Play, No Pay2Win. You pay once & get the whole thing making PvP an honest gaming experience.\n-Theme: Creativity upon the concept, historical accuracy, great atmosphere with strong attention on detail.\n-Artwork: Top notch card design from locations to spells and characters. Cards are so beautiful to look at that i caught myself altering my game plans and strategies just to have them in my Empire.\n-Music: Great music & sound design adding to the thematic atmosphere of the game. One can easily see after spending some hours in play that the aesthetics of the game reflects the dedication of the developer and adds to the gaming experience.\n-Gameplay: Where the game shines! Variety of cards (Locations, Attack cards, Power cards, Offensive and Defensive Spells) different for each of the four factions making each gameplay a different and unique experience. One of the things that i really enjoy is that the AI is not just cosmetic: With three levels of difficulty it gives the player a good challenge adding to the replayability of the single player mode. One needs to play so to understand many strategic layers of the game and to feel the joy of making the right decision at the right time turning the tide when all seem lost.\nCONS:\n-No playthrough videos on Youtube.\n-Tutorial: Though it provides all details on how to play it is a little static and not so enganging at the moment.\nAll and all i highly recommend this game. Dedication and love from the developer ensures that this title is only going forward!', u'hours': 42.3, u'date': u'2017-10-14', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198112027835', u'product_id': u'619230', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 93, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'TonyBogna', u'hours': 3.4, u'products': 178, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-12-27', u'text': u'Another World is a classic game you must play before you die.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'circumlocutory', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 659, u'product_id': u'746410', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-11', u'text': u'Fun for the holiday season!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'lose/lose', u'hours': 12.2, u'products': 66, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'text': u'please yes', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Mattie', u'text': u"This game is sort of funny (at least for a bit), especially when playing with friends. I probably should of expected this, because I use a laptop with an Intel HD graphics, but it runs at 1fps. The menu is fine (60fps on average) but the game suddenly drains the fps below playable frame rates. I find this a little strange because games like wolfenstein (the new order and the old blood) and doom (both run on id tech compared to Unity like this does) run fine. Unfortunately I can't recommend it for people like me who use terrible computers. I'm sure if you have a good computer it runs fine and thus is quite enjoyable, especially with it's 8 player multiplayer and multiple game modes.", u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198132740372', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 214, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'owenisamazing', u'hours': 3.0, u'products': 7, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'text': u'it good', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Kunovega', u'hours': 51.9, u'products': 408, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-06-22', u'text': u"I play this game every day for a few minutes (and beat it). It's my warm up before I play other games.\nConsider this a playable music video and the $1 price tag pays for the song you will be listening to while playing.\nIt's FPS pacman and it's just a blast to play.\nWould love to see DLC add more songs and levels at $1 for each batch.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Dizzy Cooper', u'hours': 2.0, u'products': 281, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-06-14', u'text': u'games pritty cool but no controler suport and extreemly hard  its sorta like pac man but not', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'NorthStar', u'text': u'Game does not work on mint 17.3 fx-8320, gigabyte r9-380 g1 gaming, ssd. Small screen with settings apear then hit ok and it crashes after momentary black screen.  I see comments on this from months ago, still not fixed??????', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2016-06-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 40, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'gonzo191', u'text': u"Costume Quest 2 picks up right where the first after the DLC left off. It follows the events of your crew consisting of brother, sister duo Reynold and Wren. However unlike the first, this one is beset with bugs, lag and lack the memorable aspects and charm of the prior game.\n+ Cartoon aesthetic is still lovely and evokes a nice Saturday morning cartoon vibe.\n+ Audio matches much like the first.\n+ Story is good overall but I preferred the events of the first.\n+ Battle system is improved a bit, now there are single turn double attack and defensive counter-attacks which reflect some damage to the enemy attacker.\n+ Funny at times.\n+ Combat requires you to master it otherwise combat will feel tedious at time.\n- Combat QTE feel like it has some lag as there was numerous times where I hit the QTE correctly but for some reason it failed to respond correctly. There's a fair chance you'll not make it out of the tutorial introducing the QTE combat mechanics.\n- The new Creepy Cards system is disappointing, unneeded and can be ignored completely when compared to the Battle Stamps of the first. You can take 3 Cards into battle whereby you can spend a turn to use any one of your cards like consumables. Cards have various effects but the downside is that unlike your special meter it takes 3 battles until you can use that card again. Who thought this was a good idea; all it does is make me not want to you the system entirely.\n- Certain Creepy Cards will work 100% of the time on normal enemies but will not on bosses whatsoever. Again, who thought this was a good idea. If you were to compare the Stamps from the first I could augment my costume build without any restrictions and it would work all the time but this just adds insult to injury to those who like the initial system.\n- As like many games these days, bugs exist. There's this one bug where the QTE buttons failed to show up against certain enemies forcing me to eat a lot of damage as I couldn't mitigate the damage using the blocking system.\n- A map exists but it doesn't indicate your position, lovely.\n- Main menu is the most unintuitive menu I've ever had to use. Normally it's hit the Start Game button but here you've got to watch an intro scene which displays options controls or start game controls every time you wish to play.\n- You can't quit the game easily. Normally it's a simple process of hitting the quit button to either quit to the main menu or desktop. With this however, when you quit you're taken back to the unintuitive intro scene, before being presented with the main menu. So the only way to quit easily is to save your game and ALT + F4 out of the game. What nonsense is this?\n+/- Reuses a lot of assets of the first.\n+/- Doesn't really add anything new to the game. Most additions feel like it could've been DLC for the first.\n+/- Quest are generally unchanged in their execution but feels really repetitive early on in your adventures. It's essentially the same talk to quest giver and go Trick or Treat on doors but it feels ways more repetitive as there's nothing else to do.\n+/- AI is dumb. I remember dying quite a few times in the CQ1, but with this one, unless I made a mistake or the game failed to register a QTE I'll not die but that could also be attributed to me knowing the system now.\nFor some reason this game feels like a cash grab which saw to cash in on the popularity of the first one without really addressing its flaws. Instead of issues being resolved from the first we're met with those same issues and new ones to boot. At 3+ hours I got bored of the tedium and constant repetition and unlike the first this one feels like it has little to no charm and loses my attention quite early.\nI really enjoyed the first game it had charm, endearing story, simplicity in its systems which still had a certain level of depth. This on the other hand feels like the complete opposite. It doesn't improve on any of the original's ideas, it adds new but buggy systems, restricts prior systems and to me that's the worst kind of sequel but it's not terrible. So even though I'm recommending this do note that it has problems.", u'hours': 7.9, u'date': u'2016-09-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198073841664', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 98, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'goodlilsquee', u'text': u"After finishing the first Costume Quest I was chomping at the bit for more Halloween goodness, and was so glad a 2 was available! Same wonderful charm as the first game, with the added benefit of slightly more gameplay and storyline.\nI recommend 1 & 2 to pretty much anyone that will listen to me rave about these games.\nOnly negative: there's not a Costume Quest 3 (yet!)", u'hours': 26.8, u'date': u'2016-09-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198059965676', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 60, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'amscollie', u'hours': 1.7, u'products': 48, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-09-07', u'text': u"Pretty much a repeat of the original Costume Quest, but I still had a lot of fun playing. I think it would have been interesting to have story line choices incorporated in so the player isn't just battling and collecting cards. I really like the story, so making character decisions would have been more fun I think.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'The BDG', u'text': u'Absolutely not! I do not even know where to start with the problems this game has.', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2015-09-07', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 27, u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 565, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Neon', u'text': u'No support !!! I do not have animals in the game. No one wants to answer my questions. Just buy something that does not work, and you can not complain about it. this game is good, but the developers are bad', u'hours': 9.2, u'date': u'2015-09-06', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 5, u'user_id': u'76561198085729655', u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 52, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'RolanDecoy', u'text': u"At the moment this game is VERY early access, so much so even it is broken to a point it has become unplayable. For 17 Euros there is no excuse for the state this game is currently in.\nHaving said that, is does look great, but at 0.4 FPS it better be. That is all the positive I can say about this game at the moment, since it is quite unplayable.\nPractically everything is broken, meaning that when you start a game, it is laggy as hell. Now that's not a problem per se, I mean I don't have a really fast processor, and I have to wait a few seconds for the world to load and stabilize even in Minecraft, but in this game the engine doesn't stabilize, it is stuck at less than 1 FPS...\nSo you try lowering the settings to the bare minimum, and that's what I did. Problem is, the game keeps rendering the world while you do this, even in Single player. Then you change the settings and find out you can't reduce the grass...hmkay, np... Usually this is done over the graphics pipeline and my graphics adapter is more than capable of handling that, so you press Save and return to the game...then the game crashes.\nWhen you want to quit the game, meaning you close the game using the interfaces in a controlled manner, the game crashes...???\nSince I was unable to even walk around, that is about all I can say, there is too much broken and too much questionmarks about the price, the state and the engine chosen to put more faith into this project.\nBut I have seen other teams start off like this and pull out quite succesfully, so I'll wait a few months, give the project some time to mature and give it another try. But bear in mind that this game is running on a personal license for the Unity 3D engine. This means that the developer(s) are allowed to sell only a limited amount of copies.\nBuyer beware, wait for others like me to check this game out and make sure it is playable, regardless of the content or features. The people from Steam have more on their minds than giving people refunds ;-)\nUpdate 18-10-2015:\nGame is now running at 4.0 FPS (in single player). Game no longer crashes after changing settings, and actually seems to apply those settings now. Starting a single player game takes a long time during which there is no loading bar and the game is registered by Windows as unresponsive, so a bit of a pitfall there (should load stuff asynchronized, so the interface doesn't freeze up).\nA little bit of hope is growing regarding this project.\nUpdate 05-02-2017:\nGame crashes when clicking Single Player in the main menu. Thought I'd revisit, but it appears it's just the ghost of a shell now...", u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2015-09-04', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 5, u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 750, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'F\u044d\u0433udi\u0438a\u0438d\u044e \u043ca\u044f\u0447k\u044es\u0447', u'hours': 36.2, u'products': 52, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'text': u'yes', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Twinreapers', u'text': u"Even though some aspects of the game haven't aged well the gameplay and the story are still good even after 8 years have past since the game released", u'hours': 10.0, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198308267813', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 27, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Assoholic Pirate', u'text': u'21 hours of gameplay and 47 achievements later (all of them) I still find this to be the best Arkham game out of them all. I highly recommend that you pick this game up :)', u'hours': 22.0, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198094649547', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 110, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'MUGMAN', u'text': u'is it good? not really\nwas it fun? kinda', u'hours': 4.7, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198075262723', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 70, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'G_', u'text': u'Pretty awful game. Thanks for the polak achievements though.', u'hours': 2.6, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 285, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Lord Skiso the Underwhelming', u'text': u'This game has brought joy to my miserable life.', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 112, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'\u0427\u0435\u0431\u0443\u0440\u0430\u0448\u043a\u0430 #Dollar4bia', u'text': u'Best game ever ! ! !', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198075651789', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 41, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Paralytic', u'hours': 13.0, u'products': 149, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-11', u'text': u"Wouldn't suggest playing this game just yet, give it some time. plenty of potential but I personally got sick of losing to RNG and not even knowing why. I tried to give it one more try and lost a large portion of my crew to some random event while traveling. Cost me a ton of money to heal the ones who didnt die and even more left because of moral, I had literally just started and not even had the chance to accept my first mission yet. The other 2 times I tried playing werent much better, all these random tests you have to pass constantly and i have no idea why.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Munrock', u'hours': 54.1, u'products': 239, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-11', u'text': u"This is early access done right.  Updates come every couple of days, and all of them come with published notes.  The game has a lot of little flaws and annoyances in its UI but every update there are fewer.  Every update something looks better, or there's a new ship or mission, or something works better.  There's only two developers working on this game but they somehow manage to fully engage with their players and still have time to work on the relentless update schedule.  I hope they thrive.\nThe game has what's important for a sandbox open world: you can tell there's a lot of data moving around in the background making every region, planet and person detailed enough to feel alive in a procedurally generated universe.  There is a lot to do in the game, and there's a lot more depth than what you'll get from first impressions.\nOne of the best places for info outside the game, the official Trese Brothers forums, doesn't rank as high as it should in Google search results.  Look for the proboards links in your searches and you'll tend to find what you're after faster, while the official and best wiki to use is the gamepedia one.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Blessed Heretic', u'text': u"Started playing had no idea what to do, oh what what doe- I died.\nWiki didn't explain much, go onto discord.\nDiscord people didn't really help figure things out.\nKept bashing head against game, start to get into the groove - Die.\nCan't figure out how to properly progress.\nGame dev trolls me on his discord.\n10/10 would buy again.", u'hours': 42.1, u'date': u'2017-12-10', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 302, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'\u272a \u6211\u4f1a\u6740\u4e86\u4f60', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 1, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-10-01', u'text': u"This community is legit ret.a.rded. I won't recommend this to anyone if you're new because most of the time, you'll get kick out of the room or play solo in adventure mode. Also, the game is dead anyways :p", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'MoNsTeRBlaZe(Ken)', u'text': u"IF YOU TRY TO PLAY THE GAME AND KICK PEOPLE\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665THEY CALL YOU TRY HARD BUT IF YOU DO NOT TRY THEY SAY YOUR'RE A NOOB AND A NUGGET", u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2017-09-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198085279377', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 8, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Sitajereyum', u'text': u'pay to win game is milked and really bad to a point were some exos are op!', u'hours': 7.0, u'date': u'2017-09-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198150479861', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 7, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'godxmode', u'hours': 2.5, u'products': 224, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u'VERY GOOD GAME', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Senpai', u'hours': 2.1, u'products': 126, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u"The game consists of a match 3 game combined with combat, overall the combat felt extremely fluid, and actually fun, and it surprisingly worked perfectly with the match 3 gameplay. The match 3 stuff is no slouch either, it starts off pretty simple but as the game progresses it gets really intense.\nI loved almost all the characters (didn't care for a few of the side ones) each one has a unique and interesting personality and their own motives.\nThe game has both a story mode and online ranked which gives you random equipment to start off with and it changes every day.\nAll in all I highly reccomend to anyone who enjoys match 3 games, amazing combat or just overall unique games", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Oggy', u'text': u"It's like harry portter but with cooking. A very fun game, a bit on the short side. I honestly wish they make a new one.\nIf you like match 3 games, this is one you should not miss out on.", u'hours': 9.2, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198005907490', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 162, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Wolf', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 358, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-10-13', u'text': u'My take on Back to Bed:', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'youtube.com/mitepona', u'hours': 2.6, u'products': 46, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-10-13', u'text': u'Game is really fun and I really like how they changed how the game is playing in the hard mode. Definitely was a lot of thought put into this game and its mechanics.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Nokia 3210', u'text': u"I feel a little bit deceived because I thought there was M. C. Escher in the gameplay because in the trailer was also displayed the Penrose triangle, irrational cube, and impossible square, but is a few here and there mostly in the art design and level design with Salvador Dal\xed and Ren\xe9 Magritte, if I miss someone let me know, I thought the gameplay would be more confusing like in The Bridge, but I was wrong.\nI recommend this puzzle to the people that like the genre, to be fair, as a puzzle game is really nice, is not a top notch but is enjoyable, but could be boring and slow for people that don't like this type of games.\nFinally, I learned a nerd and mostly useless thing, there is a type of writing called L337 and use numbers to replace letters, is like this:\nr053 4r3 r3d 4nd v10l375 4r3 blu3, d0 y0u r34lly 3xp3c7 7h47 1 w0uld f1n15h 7h15 rhym3?", u'hours': 7.5, u'date': u'2017-10-11', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 8, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 985, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Fairbod', u'text': u"I previously played Victory Command  , this is like an improved version of that game . Battle Battalions has become so much more of a refined game. It's a Rock, Paper, Scissors with RTS and MOBA style game all in one.\nI've put in a lot of hours of play (pre steam and steam) before writing this , not just a couple of games and writing a rage quit statement but again its an opinon nothing more, nothing less.\nThis is NOT a Pay to Win , I'm Ranked and so are a lot of my friends and we have done nothing to help the game develop as we have bought nothing, nor have we needed to. I'm going to as it will help , but thats a choice.\nGame play is smooth and IMHO looks good, its like playing C&C  in a MOBA form, also with the new  'extras' such as taunts  plus style your army, it adds  to the fun.\nTheres PvE (against AI) , PvP (Player vs Player) and Practice modes plus videos and helpful players so if your new you can get your skills up without getting wiped constantly by more experienced players . Add friends (create a team) and fight together is another improvement that is  very welcome and means you can get some serious\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665whooping yer mates going.\nThe guys that created this game are active players and they listen to what's needed and have (for me at least) made it happen.\nDon't judge ANYTHING by a review (including mine) as its a point of view , give a game a good hard test out then make your own opinon.\nBe my team mate or enemy ,give it what you got, I'll be playing .", u'hours': 397.0, u'date': u'2015-11-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198007105901', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 47, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'\u2735\u262dEdvintage\u262d\u2735', u'hours': 25.7, u'products': 213, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2015-11-05', u'text': u'THE BAST GAME!!!!!!!!1!!!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Ainsley-Harriott', u'hours': 3.6, u'products': 39, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-11-05', u'text': u"Before you read this review, please note that I've only played 36 minutes of this game, however I can see what this game holds for future play.\nI've done around 4 matches and only ever gained 5-100 credits per game. which would seem a reasonable amount for most games, however to unlock any decent battalion you need 10,000 credits.\nSo some quick maths\nthe most amount of games you will play to get your first battalion is 2000 games, which is around 14 days of straight playing, game after game\nthe least(for me) is around 100 games, which is a total of around 17 hours.\nNot only that, I haven't enjoyed the game, it's just dull\nthe only interactivity that you would get is to tell soldiers or tanks or whichever, where to go. you can have smaller groups of soldiers, but that only helps the enemy pick you off.\nSo If you have s*** internet like me, it's a waste of time. Don't try it, after the wait you will be dissappointed. If u have a decent speed, well why not try it, it's free after all.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Mr.Roboto', u'hours': 5.6, u'products': 35, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2015-09-12', u'text': u"hey\ni don't have to go through this the control is sucks\nthe battle arena is pretty big it has to have be limits\nthe actors look like pornstars\nit simply does't worth 20 dolars,\nsorry\nEroo", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Thor', u'text': u'Right a movie license game what do you think its better than most ive played or seen but still is not worthy to have its license Iron sky was a great movie but this is awful 4/10', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2015-09-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198087857928', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 133, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Cartof', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 1644, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-09-06', u'text': u'horrible space simulator war thingie..', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u"Ronald_Reagan's_Richard_Nixon", u'hours': 15.7, u'products': 39, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-15', u'text': u'frrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'-hg- SPIRITOFGOD999', u'hours': 80.8, u'products': 30, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-14', u'text': u'Use this for the memes.........and more *wink wink*', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Vegito5001 [G.E.W.P]', u'text': u"There is no tutorial whatsoever and is way too hard to use.I can understand if you know know it can be good but I can't find a helpful tutorial anywhere.Not recommended unless you have so much patience to learn it on your own.", u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2017-12-14', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561198374786138', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 2, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Jimmeh', u'text': u'yes', u'hours': 14.8, u'date': u'2017-12-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198157715278', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 11, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'=(eGO)=\u2122 MIB2', u'text': u"The idea seems interesting enough, however, the puzzles are wretched. The developer can't make up his mind whether players should disregard the visual representations of the shapes or solve puzzles based on them. Math simply falls through from time to time.\nThe visuals and the audio are good.\nIt's a good product, but it's not a good game.", u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2016-01-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 948, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'QbsidianH20', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 655, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-01-24', u'text': u"Not a whole new kind of a game but enjoyed the puzzles, that's enough for me considering the price. It has some bugs and a lot to improve. I would also like to see a 3d version of this.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Jethro', u'text': u':\n-\n-\n-\n:P', u'hours': 5.1, u'date': u'2016-01-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 107, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Tekadept', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 141, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2014-11-26', u'text': u'Got it dirt cheap, glad I did, I really did not find this game fun and wish I had that half an hour of my life back.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Gauche', u'text': u"This is highly rated game, but honestly, it's very very weak. The story is virtually non-existent and characters have no context. Lastly, the staggered real-time mechanics require constant interruptions that are simply no fun.", u'hours': 7.7, u'date': u'2014-11-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198021756703', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 387, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Calorian', u'hours': 2.5, u'products': 122, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2014-11-12', u'text': u'Classic game, really addictive and all round fun to play.\nDespite many mixed reviews all I can say is that it works on my Windows 7 rig  at 1440x900 resolution with no issues beyond the following.\nA menu freeze on first boot, but this was fixed by Alt+Tab out and back into the game.\nThen experinced the infamous fist/attack bug but simply changing the ff.exe to run as Admin fixed this.\nNo other issues with control or freezes noticed as yet even without compatibility mode settings.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Hatbaron', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 249, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2014-11-10', u'text': u"This game is a high recommendation if you can actually get it working but you probably won't so don't bother and get the sequel", u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Devanshire', u'text': u'Bot Colony has been a rather intriguing ride into AI interaction. While certain actions are beyond the in game robot\'s comprehension, this would likely be true as well with a real life robot, until its programming allowed such expansion of knowledge.\nThe conversations I had with the robot, Jimmy, reminded quite heavily of a part in the movie "I, Robot" where the detective is interrogating a hologram. Multiple times the hologram reminds the detective that his responses aren\'t unlimited like a human, so he must ask the right questions. The robot interactions remind me quite heavily of this because in a way, you have to consider the robot\'s understanding and how it relates to the world. Asking the robot "what video did you record?" is about the same as asking your PC to open the correct steam game without further description. But if you ask the robot via date and time stamps, Jimmy instantly knows what you are looking for and he even will answer follow-up questions to the videos you watch.\nWhile there were some minor frustrations getting the robot to "speak the same language", for an early access game this shows a great deal of promise as it progresses and becomes more fleshed out. The Dev team is also one of the most responsive ones I have interacted with in a while. Not only do they geuninely seem to care about the game development, but actively test reported glitches and review the forums for player input. This will certainly be a game I will be playing with more in the future as it continues to be polished.', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-10-27', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197994126972', u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 390, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'negagnier', u'text': u'No', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-10-23', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198260538403', u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 41, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'leadartist420', u'text': u'After paying 14.99 all i have to say is.\nLET ME PLAY IT OFFLINE......\n.......\n.......\n......\nthe game itself it aight!.....playable. modable!/..........LET ME PLAY IT OFFLINE.........i pay u', u'hours': 3.0, u'date': u'2017-08-05', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 36, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'ANDREEII', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 3, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'text': u'NICE', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'PEPSI', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 41, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'text': u'\u041c\u0435\u043d\u044f \u0443\u0442\u043e\u043f\u0438\u043b \u043c\u043e\u0439 \u0436\u0435 \u043e\u0442\u0435\u0446,\u0430 \u043f\u043e\u0442\u043e\u043c \u044f \u0440\u0435\u0448\u0438\u043b \u043f\u043e\u0438\u0433\u0440\u0430\u0442\u044c \u0432 \u044d\u0442\u0443 \u0438\u0433\u0440\u0443', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Ajax5575', u'text': u'major bugs... but fun to play with a friend!', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198178839125', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 27, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Space_Wafer', u'text': u'So fun', u'hours': 7.4, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198162519268', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 90, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Hamslammer300', u'text': u'i want test the beta multyplayer', u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2016-05-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198138460451', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 39, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'headholo', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 3497, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-05-29', u'text': u'I get the impression from this small but fun game that the dev is actually quite talented .\nTo be honest i prefer games with a story to follow and some rpg elements but there is no doubting\nthat the guy behind this game will probably do well in the future.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Lue', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 386, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-05-24', u'text': u'This is a neat little game , it has the core mechanics of a fun game\n+ great soundtrack\n+ innovative mechanics(fps pacman vibe)\n+ Destructive enviroment\n+ Quick burst gameplay gives great replayablity\n+ Great charactor animations\nThings i would personally try fix if i was the developer:\n- FPS sometimes jumps way down\n- Change the balls to something else they seem a bit off in the enviroment\n- The terrain of destruction gets in the way making you not be able to run sometimes.\n- 2nd level seems a bit bare\nAltogether id say a solid 7.5/10 pretty cool time filler inbetween other games personally, well recomended', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Sivek', u'text': u"Costume Quest 1 was a cute, simple and very tedious game.  Costume Quest 2 seemed to double-down on the tedium while losing some of the charm, as I couldn't even finish the first area before uninstalling.  Fights are simple but very long and feature timed button presses against HP-sponge enemies.  They are all long and boring and samey in the worst way.\nIt's hard to believe someone at Double Fine didn't see the problem here, but I'm guessing they knew it was a bad design choice but were more afraid of being accused of releasing a short game than a tedious one since people that play games would rather slog through garbage for dozen of hours than have fun for a few.\nEven the writing in the bit I played didn't seem as fun as the original, and even exiting the game is strangely tedious if you don't force quit out of it.  Costume Quest 2 is a really disappointing game that apparently learned nothing from the flaws of its predecessor.", u'hours': 3.2, u'date': u'2016-09-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 1806, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Suigeneris_', u'text': u"Very fun little turn based RPG. Halloween is my favorite holiday, so this was a must. Played and beat the original a few years back and got this on sale for dirt cheap. Highly recommend if you enjoy the humor in Double Fine games or if you're looking for something short to get into.", u'hours': 7.9, u'date': u'2016-09-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 182, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Franciz :D', u'text': u'Best game ever has great start and end. Although the cards are kinda useless but other than that its pretty good.The graphics are good for a 2014 game and roleplaying game.I really recommend it even if you arent a fan of the first.', u'hours': 24.0, u'date': u'2016-08-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198201052118', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 38, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'HOLYONE', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 408, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-08-31', u'text': u'compete trash and cash grab', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'CuteKinkyPlushie', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 698, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-08-31', u'text': u'Trash game.\nCamera position is VERY bad. Too close to the character.\nHad problems with installation and launch.\nGameplay is boring.\nBad weapons sounds.\nGame overall feels like some Android game. RE6 was a lot better than this one. Any RE Mercenaries / Raid mode is better than this game.\nIt`s hard to find players.\nWorth less than 5 euros.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Lex', u'hours': 3.3, u'products': 139, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-08-31', u'text': u'Very pretty Unity made game, runs well but I cannot justify the price tag of $30. In fact, it would\'ve been more expedient for Capcom to have made this game free of charge and sold DLCs (which are mostly cosmetics anyway). A very strange shooter that is pseudo FPS in that the hip fire mode is kind of a pseudo third person shooter. Honestly, I don\'t know why they chose to do what they did but they should\'ve just made it one of the other.\nCannot get a MP match 95% of the time and get kicked out whenever I find out, so really poor hosting. Single player is just an arcade shoot em up on small maps which is "fun" for the first couple of hours but becomes an exercise in tedium. Feels like it has little to nothing to do with Resident Evil except for the Umbrella references that they probably just threw in at the end when they realized they couldn\'t market a generic shooter for $30.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'tommytk4', u'text': u'THANKYOU SO MUCH FOR THIS GAME!!!', u'hours': 101.0, u'date': u'2015-02-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 126, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'AlexB', u'text': u"Update December 2017\nFelt the need to add to add that even now this by far the best GM footbal game available. Yes, it\u2019s no longer supported as there is the newr FOF8, but imo this is still the best option out there. Still playing 7 and enjoying it as much as ever!\nOriginal review 2015:\nAfter playing this game for years, great that it's now on Steam.\nYou will lose yourself in this game for hours at a time, punch the air when your RB converts a 4th and 1 with the game on the line, shout obscenities at your screen when your WR drops a pass on the next series to lose after all, and then come back for more, as you're only ever a player or two away from being a Championship side.\nImmediate enough to get into quickly, deep enough that you never really crack the game, if you like building a team rather than button mashing, this is the game for you.", u'hours': 571.8, u'date': u'2015-02-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198002274388', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 30, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Molinari', u'text': u"Very poor product for $25. There's no tutorial, and its a very unfriendly UI. There might be a good game buried beneath it, but I will probably never know. This is coming from somebody who has thousands of hours sunk into grand strategy games which have enormous depth and a sports fan, to whom this game should come somewhat naturally.\nSave your money, there are better f2p browser equivilents to this game.\nI've bought some pretty big clunkers in the past, but nothing that has dissapointed me quite as much as this title.", u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2015-02-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198021954420', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 146, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Alion', u'hours': 53.3, u'products': 188, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'text': u"A lot of people worked tirelessly to make it through production and beta into 1.0 and the game died instantly.\nI played several beta waves and quit at launch. No one played the game after the first two beta weekends. As I predicted, no one played it at launch either.\nArena FPS isn't an untapped market, it just takes too much time and effort to understand without dedication and commitment or literal one-on-one coaching since no Arena FPS games teach players how to play them anymore.\nThis game could have benefitted a lot from a decent playable tutorial and a free-to-play model. Too little too late with the most recent update.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'\u239b\u239d\u2620WRATH_ASURA\u23a0\u239e', u'hours': 4.7, u'products': 130, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'text': u'skip this', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Harreh', u'text': u"I've seen more concurrent players on a Minecraft LAN party.", u'hours': 6.8, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 184, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 179, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Who the fuck', u'hours': 5.7, u'products': 210, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'text': u"If like many others in the reviews section you played this when you were younger, I can reccommend this port. It's solid, and got all the fun combat and secrets you remember. The tutorial is a drag, but the mechanics do hold up and it's been a tonne of fun so far.\nIf you haven't heard of this before, watch some gameplay on YT first or something.\nPros:\n- Huge nostalgia trip\n- Combat holds up\n- Fun secrets that aren't too hard to find, but just enough so to be engaging\nCons:\n- Dialouge is unskippable.\n- The camera (controlled via mouse) is automatically set to high sensitivity. If you value your sanity turn it to low on starting up.\n- Last patch was in 2015. Safe to say THQ has abondoned it, so refund immediately if you have gamebreaking issues.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'D3H4-K4', u'text': u'Unfortunatelly I have to strongly criticize this game.\nBy buying this game, I was expecting nice 3D platformer adventure with classic style. Well I get this... but with tons of annoying stuff.\nCombat in this game is awesome! But terrible at the same time. I like the idea of the simple moves and combos. You can freely press Y (I will be reffer to XBox controller buttons) to go to the next enemy. You can dodge and strike from behind and also perform special moves and heavy attacks. But on other side this was terrible experience. Response time is too long to call this combat "an action". Your moves are too slow and after special attack B->A->X make You too open for enemy counter attack. I know this is super great move, but it\'s not that super, and is bad for aiming plus the outcome of this attack can be You losing few hearts. And enemies stagger You so badly. Camera action is horrible. You can\'t see thing.\nAnd about camera... this is so annoying that You actually don\'t know where are You going. You can\'t look around to see if You missed something. You also can\'t dodge platforming sequences cause You can\'t see nothing! For example where there is rotating obstacle (yeah, the frog eggs quest), You want to look around where to go, but You can\'t. You can\'t also see where are You going, cause why would so? Designers thought it\'s not needed in ACTION PLTAFROMERE game.\nAnd this is not all. Game maps are done so poorly. I mean, it\'s great, atmospheric etc, but bad for platforming. The swamp with the boat? The boat that is controlled so badly with fog everywhere and bad camera, while You have to avoid tons of exploding barells. RIDICULOUS.\nOh, I would forget. Unskippable dialogues and animations, especially when "You" accidently go through the door back to where You were cause camera after animations is fixed in different direction then wile it\'s animated... And You can\'t skip that. Neither dialogues, that are so slow and annoying. And game is TOO linear. Even for linear game. Why can\'t You just go back to previous locations? Why the enemis doesn\'t respawn. This is absurd. I just "forget" to go to one place or rather didn\'t know I couldn\'t go there later, because game made final cutscene of the level and put me in another map.\nOh, and the map? You can\'t even make it bigger, when You need it.\nI still enjoy playing... or rather try to. But the game itself is one little annoying failure.', u'hours': 15.9, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 955, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'OG Penguin', u'text': u"Hmm this game...\nLook, it's got a long way to go. Is it worth the price tag? No seeing as you can get similar survival games for cheaper and they're a lot more advanced.\nI will say though, these guys run a three man team. While the game has so much more progression to make, they're updating the game everyday / every second day. Small things, but it's a lot of progression for a small team.\nAs said, it has a long way to go. Early access is built for that, if you are coming for a working game then don't bother.\n<3", u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2015-09-02', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 12, u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 21, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'TFoxxer', u'text': u'Its an early access so its not quite there yet. It has potential to become something really fun. The devs seem to be making updates regularly. Bugs here and there dont really bother me to much. Using the beat stick and  whacking stuff is fun!', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2015-09-01', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 15, u'user_id': u'76561198012552967', u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 7, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'They Call Me Josh', u'text': u'Terrible game, a Unity reject that should be tossed in the trash.  whats worse is the fact that the game is $16.00 and I\'ve played 99 cent games that are better than this garbage.  Get your refund, because everything this game says its does is a complete lie.  0/10 - What Lipstick on a Pig Looks Like\nJust an update to my review, there is a user going by the name "Achskelmos" who apparently has nothing better to do with his/her time than to counter all the negative reviews on this page with some sort of snarky comment.  If this person is a part of the dev team, I would be ashamed.  If you spent as much time trying to fix this game instead of countering all the negative posts, then perhaps my comments concerning this game wouldn\'t be negative.\nTo get down to the nuts and bolts of why this game is bad... here are the base reasons...\n1.) Has a lot of glitches and other issues that make the game borderline unplayable.\n2.) The fact the game was released and to even play it you had to go hunt down a village to even craft anything because of the sheer fact that you had no way to gather or build rudimentary tools to even start play yourself.\n3.) Game is far from fluid, graphics are acceptable for a Unity engine game, but all in all, this game feels rushed, and for the money this game costs, there is no excuse for it to be this rushed, even for an alpha game.\nI personally love survival games, and trust me, I wanted to like this game, but there is no saving grace to this game at this point in its venture to even try to talk myself into any ideal that this game is worth the money.  If the price point dropped or perhaps if the devs took some of the negative feedback from the community and applied it to the game, then perhaps they could win back my business, but not in its current state... and thats as honest and straightforward I can be about this game.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2015-08-30', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 22, u'user_id': u'76561197985368940', u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 543, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Darkslasher696', u'text': u'Still one of the best superhero games ever made. Dark, gritty, gripping story line, and superb voice acting!', u'hours': 24.5, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198065941553', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 18, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'FatSackofCR4P', u'hours': 11.9, u'products': 95, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-01', u'text': u'This game is absolutely fantastic. I highly recommend it for comic book fans and those who like action/beat-em-ups.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Kali Putra', u'text': u'Played this years ago on my ps3, but bought this on steam since the mac version was available. Simply amazing game that holds up even today!', u'hours': 17.6, u'date': u'2017-12-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198046802348', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 100, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'xbox 720', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 30, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'text': u'POLEN STRONKKKKKKK', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'BSOD', u'text': u'poland need more fule', u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 83, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Profit', u'text': u'so if ur slav get this game\nif ur not slav... get this game anyways\nso the whole point of game is just flying with a roketo to spaceo with polenobol. if youre not into country balls then get the fock out until you know the shts. after that you basicly know everything, or if youre a dum dum (like me ;-)) and u still dont get it then play it and you will understand. this game has a lotttttt of polish jokes that only ppl from polen will understand. it adds some gudds to the game so you can enjoy it even more but it doesnt affect the gameplay very much. there are a lot of funny quotes in the game that are translated to enurish so its not a problem. i really recommend it as (while typing this) the game is only 0.5\u20ac. even if you missed the promotion its still worth the moneys.\nshortly, i would steal my moms credit card for that game, lmao. so should you.', u'hours': 4.4, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 70, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'carthoris2002', u'text': u"Who the heck wrote this game, the French?\nOK, this game has a lot of excellent game mechanics and the story has potential but there are a number of things that simply irritate me about the lore and game balancing decisions.\nThe idea that you are operating in faction space that is friendly to you but that there are other faction ships that can intercept you and board you at their whim is more than a bit unrealistic. I mean seriously, a rival faction merchantman is really going to destroy its rep in a sector it's trading by intercepting you and either fighting or boarding you? Pirates and zealot's, OK, but merchants and explorers? And the game basically forces you to surrender because the cost of battle is almost always higher than any reward, not to mention rep loss for taking out a pirate.\nAnd that's the other thing, the rewards for missions are generally small to the point of making missions cost more than you make if you haven't leveled a crew up sufficiently to avoid, again, unrealistic damage.\nThe game forces you to exploit a limited number of game mechanics to survive and doesn't provide much guidance on what they are or how to utilize them.\nThat said, it was fun figuring some of this game out and though it isn't really for me I think a lot of people will enjoy it and I therefore give a conditional recommendation.", u'hours': 18.0, u'date': u'2017-12-10', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198020518488', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 206, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'wolf', u'text': u"This is the game I have waited for since I played 'Frontier: Elite II' back in the nineties.\nYou are a star trader captain, travelling between planets and quadrants, seeking for glory, wealth, battles, alien artifacts... well, mostly you will be seeking to survive to see the next day.\nYou can play story missions if you like, but you can also just play sandbox style. You can even mix both playstyles.\nThere are different ways to reach whatever your goal might be, your captain can be a combination of a whole lot of classes like merchant, pirate, explorer, bounty hunter, diplomat, smuggler, swordsman, spy, soldier, doctor, navigator, pilot, etc.\nCrew management is an important part of the game. You have to choose wisely which officers will complement your captains skill the best way and what kind of crew members will be needed to keep your ship running. Keeping an eye on crew's health and morale is absolutely vital.\nThe game also features challenging ship-to-ship combat and crew combat. You can purchase new ships, refit an old freighter to some heavily armed battle cruiser or keep slipping through enemy patrols with that shabby small smuggler vessel you started on.\nLots of political factions are interacting with each other, you can work for one or more of these, if you like. Choose your friends wisely, and your enemies as well. The void is not unforgiving, but it's really close to that.\nThe game is still in Early Access. You might encounter bugs, incomplete story arcs and things that need balancing. The good news is, that the developers (Trese Brothers) keep firing out one update after the other, fixing bugs, implementing new stuff and balancing the game to improve the players'  experience. They actually DO listen to their players' feedback, responding to every single question/bug report/feedback given to them after very short time. Never seen such devotion and passion in support.\nThough not finished yet I already love this game.\nIf you enjoyed classics like 'Elite', 'Pirates!' or 'High Seas Trader', you will love this one.\nIf you watched and loved 'Firefly' and you are desperate because there might never be more than 14 great episodes and one movie... here's the closest gaming experience to flying the serenity you will find.\nIf you were bored by jedi religion and force using in Star Wars but always wanted to live Han Solo's rogue trader life... well, what are you waiting for?", u'hours': 186.8, u'date': u'2017-12-10', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198330588870', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 7, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Science', u'text': u'Great Developers.  Interesting game which has many facets, and lots of potential hours of enjoyment.  I\'d like to see a more streamlined UI, especially for planet interface... Refuel/Click, Spicehall/Click, Medical/Click, oh that took a couple weeks now I need the Spicehall again/click. A single "Full Service Button" or some such, would be very welcome.  That\'s not a deal breaker though, and I still highly recommend!', u'hours': 11.3, u'date': u'2017-12-10', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198030459592', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 61, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Serial Seniorita', u'text': u'great game c:', u'hours': 5.8, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198093005711', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 106, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Paper', u'text': u"I've only played a little bit so far but it's cute, unique, and fun so far. I'm really enjoying it and looking forward to trying the daily challenges.", u'hours': 13.0, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197998894789', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 114, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Vaelsh', u'hours': 14.4, u'products': 861, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u"I just finished the game after 14.4 hours and had a blast. It's a fantastic mix of a side scrolling brawler which has you hunting monsters, and then going and cooking their parts in match-3 style. There are also mini games (jobs) in town to help you get more cash to buy more equipment and perks to help you on your journey. The game features great art, a stunning soundtrack and a wide variety of characters and monsters. This a game that is well worth the ride and journey to the end. There are 6 chapters and it was only the 5th one that dragged a little longer than it needed to. By the time the credits roll, you will feel like you just finished watching a movie or anime season/show. It's a full and memorable experience that is one of a kind and you owe it to yourself to play this game and see for yourself why it's so amazing. Highly recommended if you are looking for a great time with some replayability if you still desire more Battle Chef action! Vive la Brigade!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'rat god!', u'hours': 3.5, u'products': 536, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-10-11', u'text': u"Really easy puzzle game. Took about 3.5 hours to 100% it and get all the achievements. Not worth the $6 in my opinion. There are only 60 levels in total, the last 30 are duplicates of the first 30 but you have to collect keys to unlock the doors now. It's an added level of difficulty, but not so hard that the average person can't solve in a few minutes.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Valentine Michael Smith', u'hours': 2.4, u'products': 234, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-11-05', u'text': u'no one liked the game the first time so they released it again.  still as p2w as ever.  good luck ever killing anything with the starting tanks', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'DeFacto', u'hours': 4.6, u'products': 2864, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-01-23', u'text': u"Very fun and cheap math-based puzzle game, albeit short and not that difficult if you're good with math (I finished all the 60 puzzles in less than an hour and a half, only got into problem with 2 or 3 puzzles). Still, a nice game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'acid rain', u'text': u'When I first played this I actually wasn\'t a fan since the controls felt kinda weird (and my computer was kinda\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665back then which clearly didn\'t help :p). I also wasn\'t too sure on what to do and how to interact with robots.\nWhen I started it again though a few days ago, I realized pretty fast that a lot about the game had changed and that the devs had put a sh*tload of work into their game.\nIt "feels" pretty good now and interacting with the robots, figuring out how you get the answer you want/need out of them and teaching them new stuff was a lot of fun and I\'m already looking forward to play the third episode.\nUsually the achievements are what make me play a game in first place but here they were just the cherry on top. If you decide to get Bot Colony you\'re not getting a game, you\'re getting an experience.', u'hours': 14.7, u'date': u'2017-07-17', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 1253, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Geldon', u'text': u"When's the last time you played a game involving hiding your involvement in the scene of a crime by remote-control verbal communication with a robot who operates in a real 3D space?  In a gaming world where we've stopped complaining about clones and accepted them as the norm, novel gameplay is as rare as hens' teeth.  In this way, Bot Colony is well worth your time, attention, and support.  That alone deserves my thumbs up.\nThat said, though it has been getting worked on for quite some time, it looks a bit dated, and the actual gameplay in Bot Colony is really klunky. It could be worse, but the things it does well are the things most players are not going to notice, and the things it does poorly are showstoppers.\nIf you have ever played an old school text adventure, you might understand the frustration of trying to wrap your head around the developer's means of communication.  How do you tell a robot to place a shaker of salt exactly how it looks like in a picture?  I have no idea, the AI is smart enough to put it on the table to the left of a coffee maker and that's no minor achievement in programming, but I can't figure out how to tell it to put it down exactly where it needs to be.  I guess that kind of difficulty makes sense when you add 3D space to a text adventure.  Anyway, I have not been able to get past the tutorial.\nOne thing they keep trying to add to Bot Colony is voice recognition, but I have yet to see it working particularly well.  Basically, they're thinking it would be really cool if they have an AI you can talk to with your voice and that AI can do things for you, and they've been spending a lot of development time on getting that to work.  As a player, I would have preferred they fix the gameplay problems first, but I guess they develop other products that make use of voice recognition so that's their agenda.  Fortunately, you can also type your commands.\nAs for the long development time, behind the scenes there have been some major financial issues, and this has slowed progress on the game quite a bit, to the point where it's fair for a player to wonder who is left to work on it?  Lately, the game seems to somehow be making progress, so that's encouraging.  I hope these guys continue to put out novel game concepts.", u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2017-07-07', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197970479670', u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 921, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Scrotum_Squasher', u'text': u'This is the best two dollars i have ever spent', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2016-05-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198119607532', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 59, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'SpookyFae \u0295\u0298\u203f\u0298\u0294', u'text': u"This is a game I look forward to playing and finishing as soon as I can. It's such a simple but still entertaining game. Would immediately buy Costume Quest 3 whenever it comes out \u2665", u'hours': 8.7, u'date': u'2016-08-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 99, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'bowspink', u'text': u"First time in my life.....that I can't find any motivation to play.\nMaybe I'm lucky that I didn't pay for this one.", u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-08-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198161545111', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 197, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Solidus Snackus', u'text': u"This game isn't worth downloading if its on a free weekend. It isn't worth downloading for a laugh. It isn't exceptionally buggy nor is it broken it's just a terrible game that should never have been made. You can at least get some fun out of Operation Raccoon City. This game is devoid of fun.", u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-08-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198026392728', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 270, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Skootsy', u'hours': 1.9, u'products': 116, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-08-28', u'text': u'my friends should play this game with me', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Bulbasaur', u'text': u"This game is as dead as the zombies in it.\nUnfortunately, no body is playing this game, don't buy it.", u'hours': 6.0, u'date': u'2017-08-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 630, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'bmbdjn', u'text': u'As good as a simulation gets. Tremendous depth and deeply absorbing.', u'hours': 129.7, u'date': u'2015-02-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198057160895', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 11, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'chinaski', u'text': u'Easily the best American Football simulator in the world.   Great multiplayer leagues and single player experiences.  Been a dedictaed fan for almost 15 years.', u'hours': 287.7, u'date': u'2015-02-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 74, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'OaTz', u'hours': 56.9, u'products': 268, u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2015-02-05', u'text': u'Excellent game and excellent franchise', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'iain.gidley', u'text': u"I've probably logged more hours on the Front Office Football series than the Civilization series. It may seem daunting at first but you can play and win with varying degrees of input. If you just want to be a general manager, you can let your staff handle all of the gameplanning and you can still do well. If you just want to coach, you can do that to. While it may not be the prettiest, it has everything you want to make a fun and deep football experience.", u'hours': 22.5, u'date': u'2015-02-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198030701867', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 39, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Na$ty', u'hours': 2.4, u'products': 154, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'text': u'6/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'LIFTY187UM', u'text': u'Once you find a game after the 1 min / 1 and a half min wait, just stay in the game then you dont have to search anymore....... ive only played 4/5 games but instantly LOVED IT, its fast paced and mega fun, ID RECOMEND THIS ANY 1 who enjoys a good FPS, ive played mega hours of overwatch and to a degree i could see me prefering this!! ill update my review after 10 hours of play. but for sure ignore these bad reviews and find out for yourself how fun this game really is', u'hours': 3.5, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198418919057', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 25, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Idan is bad', u'text': u'waited 2 hours for a match. 10/10 IGN', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 6, u'user_id': u'76561198100113827', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 46, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u"Crazy lil' Betch", u'text': u'Best game ever but wait remastered??!\nOld Legend of Kay on PS2 is still my most favorite game! But remastered is dissapointment. We waiting for 10 years and this is not enough. Where is our 2nd part???  Sorry man but this is just a \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665t!', u'hours': 14.1, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198118301397', u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 39, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Rose', u'hours': 7.6, u'products': 992, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-01', u'text': u'The tutorial is way too long I am bored out of my mind.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'\u30b7\u30bb\u30eb Shiseru', u'hours': 1.4, u'products': 739, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-10-15', u'text': u'I was expecting to play a classic and enjoyable action-platformer when I first launched this game.\nWell, it wasn\'t very enjoyable.\nThe plot is simple but exposition keeps getting shoved down your throat for way too long, unskippable dialogues and cutscenes that drag on for too damn long.\nThe camera is pretty terrible, it gets stuck in corners, doesn\'t focus on ennemies during combat, at least it wasn\'t too troublesome during platforming sequences.\nThe voice acting is a ridiculous load of crap, so is the writing, making the unskippable dialogues and cutscenes even more unbearable.\n"Look what the cat dragged in, an unpolished re-release !"', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'BlindSeer', u'text': u'Not a good game in its current state, but updates come out regularly, sometimes a couple a day, albeit small ones. I just see a lot of potential in this game and I at least recommend following it.\nEdit: It has been over a year since my review....not much progress... definitely not worth the purchase.', u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2015-08-29', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198167901223', u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 145, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Russia', u'text': u'its better then minecraft', u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 34, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'\xc7EK\u0130RDEK \xc7\u0130TLEYEN E\u015e\u015eEK', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 44, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'text': u'plz add Turkeyball', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Myazaki', u'text': u"An excellently addictive game that I have no doubts will come out of Early Access as a fun and polished roguelike-ish RPG.\nCurrently the only problems with it that I have are bugs / some missing content that the devs are working on filling out. Very playable and enjoyable in its current state, however.\nIf you've ever played the tabletop RPG Rogue Trader, this game is for you.", u'hours': 38.8, u'date': u'2017-12-10', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198038048849', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 144, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'darthvegan', u'text': u"I don't normally write reviews for games.  But Star Traders Frontiers has really taken a hold of me!   The complexity of your options for customizing your character, ship, and crew make this game seemingly endlessly replayable!\nIt mixes very well a robust trading system, a card based strategy game, role playing elements, and good old fashioned turn based combat!\nI have thoruoghly enjoyed the 5 hours I have in the game already, and hope to spend many more!", u'hours': 14.5, u'date': u'2017-12-09', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198108004489', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 81, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'artilious', u'text': u"This game has been a surprise! Bought it to try it out and 2 hours went whipping by. Very deep game and don't let the simple visuals fool you. I can tell this game will suck hours out of my day which is not a good thing when I should be working. :)\nVery good mix of strategy and rpg elements. Good written story to go along with sandbox style play. Deep character management with many options for ship upgrades and customization. I was also suprised how fun the battles play out. You really feel like your in control of so many aspects of the game and how you want to play it.\nLooking forward to the evolution of this game!", u'hours': 8.1, u'date': u'2017-12-09', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198007444806', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 241, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Stay_Frosty75', u'hours': 4.8, u'products': 283, u'product_id': u'619230', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-10-10', u'text': u"This is a great deckbuilder with a lot of nice strategies and tactics. The theme is great and original, the graphics are excellent without breaking your processor (runs on my crappy lappy beautifully), and I've never seen a dev so excited about his game.  If you like Ascension, Star Realms, or other deckbuilders, give this one a shot.  It's worth the money and your time.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'botherbug', u'text': u'10 out of 10! BUY THIS GAME NOW!\nThe tactics of VEmpire are fantastic! You will not find a game like this any where else.\nThe love and dedication that went into this creation are evident from start to finish. The atmosphere is wonderfully suspenseful, the music is top notch and fits perfectly, the art is above and beyond.\nAs for game play, you have to experience it to really understand just how creative a card game can be!\nOne purchase gets you the whole game. If you have reservations just because it\'s not free to play, you are missing out.\nAs for the Dev, he\'s so much into his creation that you feel as if he\'s that "favorite player" you run into in CCG\'s. The one you always enjoy meeting in the lobby and playing a round or two with!\nWolf, you have a smash hit here! A great big Cheers! to you!', u'hours': 8.0, u'date': u'2017-10-06', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198288742311', u'product_id': u'619230', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 118, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'-=Rexor=-', u'text': u'I love the theme and becouse you got all the cards from the start defenetly wroth that 10\xa3. Just the feeling to smash your opponent face with an hasburg Vampire prince is pricless. I hope later on they ad more cards .', u'hours': 4.5, u'date': u'2017-10-05', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198005672529', u'product_id': u'619230', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 108, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Madmartigan', u'text': u'Great Game. Good Physics, Driving Feel and Sound.\n9.2/10', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2015-09-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197993791428', u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 910, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Killionare', u'text': u"After playing Assetta Corsa holy\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 This games physics engine and sounds are a lot better IMHO. The car even stalls when you brake on the clutch and everything. It's fantasticly made.", u'hours': 16.5, u'date': u'2015-09-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561198129971628', u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 13, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Dave R', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 303, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-09-09', u'text': u"A timeless classic with many mods/tracks and is still being updated to this day with new content.  There's simply no better racing game than GTR2.  It has many of the same features that others are clamoring about today.  GTR2 had time progression and 24 hour races long before any other sim had them in place.  It has custom and official championships, and a large number of cars and tracks available right from the start.  I still play this as much or more than any other racing sim on the market.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'rachel_ARC', u'text': u'As always, amazing.', u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198079322503', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 52, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Spooky', u'text': u"I'm glad we all agree Aunn is best girl.", u'hours': 99.8, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198041881410', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 544, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'[LiS]iforgotwho\u2468', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 114, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u'\u2468/10 no Chen', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'AnnabelLee13', u'hours': 106.7, u'products': 82, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u"Love this game. After spending 100h getting to know it as well as I do, it's one of the most fun board games to play with friends. The game has a slight learning curve, even with the hilarious tutorials, however it's pretty easy to understand once played a few times.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Hal', u'text': u'Yep. Really good game. Love the art, music could use some work. Probably as skill dependent as Hearthstone, maybe a bit more. But I have fun losing in this game, which I think is a hallmark of a fantastic board game.', u'hours': 32.6, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198063126568', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 36, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'TastyLemonDrops', u'hours': 4.2, u'products': 641, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u"I kickstarted this way back when it was just a glimmer in Trinket Studio's eyes. I loved Iron Chef, and it sounded like an excellent premise. Though, I'd actually given up on it, seeing as how it took this long to release. The occasional snippets of gameplay and animation were janky, to say the least.\nThis game is way better than I gave it credit for. The animation (while sometimes janky) is quite nice to look at. The voicework is fantastic. The gameplay is, well, acceptable. It's not a particularly difficult game, even on the hard setting and playing on a keyboard (I recommend a gamepad), and it seems rather short. I like the game, but I'm not sure how much of that is due to me kickstarting it and feeling like I need to have my decision validated. For now I'll recommend it, but only if you know you're getting into a puzzle game with story elements and sometimes janky combat.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'deathoutlaw', u'hours': 7.3, u'products': 197, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u'A weird mash-up of a match 3 puzzle game and a side-scrolling brawler. Surprisingly fun.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'WHMChocobo', u'hours': 26.3, u'products': 113, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u"Action! Intrigue! Mystery! Drama! Delicious Food! Cute and Sexy Orcs! Chefs honing their edge!\nBattle Chef Brigade is everything I've ever wanted out of a game of bejeweled.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Tjaranis', u'text': u'The reason i can\'t recommand it is that i wouldn\'t play it myself due to the lack of, imo, proper PC control scheme, no mouse use in gameplay, as well as lack of the ability to keymap all keys.\nif you don\'t care about that sort it might be cool for you, but for me i can\'t play or recommand games where i think the control scheme is a big negative.\n__________________________\nPC controls are quite awfull imho. same issues i see in most of these sidescroller type games.\n1. mouse can\'t be keymapped, so effectively can\'t be used to play with (lmb=attack, rmb=magic would be the most sensible choice). as a long time pc player i feel off when i can\'t utilize the mouse at all and i feel its more of a handicap than a "help".\n2. you use arrow keys instead off ASDW for base movement (why not use a=left, d=right, s=activate anything under your characte=which include starting the cooking process, w= for whatever; lmb+rmb would be used for stering when cooking).\n3. you can\'t keymap asdw (properly more keys but didnt test them all).\njust the most constructive of the top of my head. lack of basic keymapping is a "no buy" for me. sad as it looked pretty sweet and wanted to give it a try :)', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197977165692', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 175, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'marianoyuba', u'text': u'Well, this is far from the best RE has to offer; very, very far... Still, as a mere zombie shooter, it kinda works. It\'s not all that complex, and what i\'ve played of the solo campaign so far is little more than killing zombies and "collecting infected DNA samples" (If you were expecting anything resembling a plot...look elsewhere, even Operation Raccoon City has more of a story)... but it\'s fun for a while, it technically works, looks nice if unambitious, and....well, there\'s not much more to it. I suppose with buddies you could have a fun deathmatch or two, and, if nothing else, you can have some quick zombie-shooting sessions. THAT SAID, though...get it mostly if you want to complete your steam RE collection, don\'t mind some WAY dumbed down RE combat, and most imporantly, if you find it on sale or in some bundle as i did, this is NOT a full retail price game, and you\'ll really feel ripped off otherwise.', u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2017-08-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198261197586', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 231, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Cold Weather Untrustable', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 857, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-08-27', u'text': u'A multiplayer game that a playerbase never existed for; truly an oddity. It was slung under the radar with so much force that the Resident Evil name snapped off of it. No one is on. If you want to do like mini horde mode by yourself then by all means buy this game but the meat and bones was the multiplayer that never took off.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Vanom', u'text': u"I'll make this short and quick.\nTHIS GAME IS FREAKIN' UNDERRATED SO BUY BECAUSE THERE'S ONLY 50 PERSONS TO PLAY WITH! I'm serious here guys.", u'hours': 134.4, u'date': u'2017-08-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 150, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'tieio', u'text': u'The old classic is back, man I missed this game. It is good to see them putting out a new version like this. For those of you who like management sports games, this is one of the best.', u'hours': 12.2, u'date': u'2015-02-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 373, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'gelat', u'text': u'Amazing game. Bets football anywhere. Been playing for over 10 years. 10 out of 10!', u'hours': 99.4, u'date': u'2015-02-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 406, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'form_an_opinion', u'text': u'Man, I absolutely play the hell out of this game. There are a myriad of reasons, not the least of which is multi player functionality. Testing my team building and game planning wits against 31 other actual human owners in a league has been one of my favorite things to do since the first game in the front office football series allowed it, back in 2004. For over 10 years now, I have been playing armchair GM in several leagues, and the reason is because this game is the best American Football management simulation on the market.\nBut, lets say you want to experience the game from a single player standpoint. The big question for games like this is typically "How is the A.I.?" - Well the A.I. in FOF 7 is easily the best it has been in the entire series, which means that you don\'t see legendary players released into free agency year after year. You don\'t see teams running offenses that don\'t fit their personnel. You don\'t see teams employing a static strategy that fails year after year. You don\'t see the computer draft players they don\'t need or sign free agents to ridiculous salaries. This means that 20, 50, or even 100 years into a league (which can go on forever, quite literally) you will still be facing the same challenges from the team building side of things.\nThe statistical reproduction is realistic, injuries and penalties are modeled very well, scouting and drafting is very similar to real life in that picks aren\'t always what they seem. You can win with many different strategies. If you have the personnel for it, you can pass the ball all day long. If you have a strong run blocking offensive line and a stud back, you can run. If you have a killer defense, you can start the equivalent of Trent Dilfer at QB and still win titles. It is entirely up to you how to build and run your franchise. I highly recommend the game, 100% - there is already a built in user base and there are several decade old multi-player leagues still running strong with full or nearly full ownership. With this release on Steam, chances are more leagues will pop up, and more armchair GM\'s will be taking their seat in the front office, so if you have been looking for a football management simulation for American Football, look no further. This game is worth every penny.', u'hours': 14153.5, u'date': u'2015-02-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 240, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Thunder Above', u'text': u'NOBODY CARES  exept the 10 people who still play this game i wish people cared', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198098679275', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 31, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Holacom', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 155, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'text': u'dead game, wait for it to become free to play', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Teapo64', u'text': u"Maybe this is a good game but I can't find a match to find out.", u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 740, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Abeer Jaffri', u'hours': 2.9, u'products': 87, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-09-02', u'text': u"Great game, glad they put this version on Steam, it's a blast of nostalgia.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Lone Wolfe (Hoover1979)', u'text': u"I really wanted to give this game a thumbs up.  I really did.\nThe problem is the game is suffering from some of the worst optimization I have ever seen.  I also suspect a memory leak.\nNow to set the record straight I am not running this game on a potato, unless you think a liquid cooled 4.4Ghz i7-4790k\n.\nAt first the performance was absolutely dreadful right from the start with <30fps amd jerky/juddery movement/panning.  By disabling DSR in my Nvidia control panel entirely\nand capping the FPS to 60 in RivaTuner\nI thought I was in the clear as the game started in 60fps and had smoother movement.\n\nWithin only a few mins of playing the performance got worse, and worse and worse. in 5 mins it weas juddery and jerky as hell and really felt like 15-20FPS.  it became unplayable very fast!  I have never had a game perform this bad in the last decade, yet alone after my last raft of hardware upgrades this year.  I suspect a memory leak may be at play with the game starting up with O.K. performance and then have the performance tank very quickly in a progressive manor.  I find this very disapointing indeed.\nIf the Dev actually makes a patch to fix these issues I would be happy to change my review to a positive one.  If the performance was fixed the game would  earn a positive on it's other merits.  The problem is, that the devs have most likely abandoned this title, and there hasn't been a patch in 3 years.\nBut I simply can't give a thumbs up at the moment with such horrendous performance even on a GTX1080 powered system that can run 2017 games that exceed 60Gb at constant 120FPS.", u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-08-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 666, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Alternative Roo', u'text': u'I guess this game would be okay for the very young, but not for anyone else.\nThe voice acting is very, very bad along with the writing, gameplay is nothing new or inspired and the graphics look like they were done on a limited budget.', u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2017-08-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198135867309', u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 169, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'gatosardina', u'hours': 11.3, u'products': 114, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2015-09-06', u'text': u'surprisingly fun\ni didnt expect so much fun from a game like this\nthe game is casual enough that you don\'t need perfect aim, but not so casual that it\'s virtually impossible to die\nyou dive head-first a big capital ship witha bomber?\nconsider yourself dead\ni love the weapon-shield-engines energy micro-management\nit\'s "open world"ish. This is, there is a big map where you can in real time choose where to warp\nthis is fundamental, as you are expected to protect earth while completing your main objectives\nthere are side quests too, but they require you to stop by a space station (warp close to it is enough) to start the dialogue with each nation, so if you don\'t stop by them you\'ll miss out those\nEDIT:\nafter reading many negative reviews, let me make some points staright\n- upgrades are "expensive": well, they are at mission 1, but trust me, once you get doing missions and collecting salvage (they sell at a fairly low price, but their drop rate increases sharply in o time, and big vessels drop from 3 toup to 15, so well, there\'s that), there is no problem. After long battles which happen to be a mission objective you\'ll end up with more than enough to buy a few (maybe 4 or 5) upgrades. Considering that you have 2 "full time" ships (the rest being temporary for certain chapters), i think that\'s pretty fair\n- combat is difficult: as i said, the game is not easy enough taht you can just stay stationary and shoot enemies. It requires you to keep a good micro on your energy, and transfer energy from engines to weapons or shield or from weapons to shields, or whatever you need, all the time. If you think you got blown up "for no reason", let me iluminate you (let this be word of advice): capital ships, frigates, and some fighters shoot missiles. Some are guided, which you can dismiss with flares(kepp an eye on the count, they are limited and you need to recharge them at a station or with an ammo box). But some are not guided, and these are the most dangerous, because there is no warning that they are coming. Most of the time they will blown up most of your shield and hull, and if you happen to be in a fight with already low shields and/or hull, well, bad news my friend. Remember, always keep an eye out on capital ships BIG cannons, they do very high damage too, so you should prioritize them before attempting to destroy the rest of the subsystems', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'\U000e0021\U000e0021\U000e0021\U000e0021\U000e0021JD\U000e0021', u'hours': 6.8, u'products': 126, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2015-08-28', u'text': u'i guess the the Graphics arent that bad... But to controls, Damn!\ni only recommend this game if you have a expensive joystick!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'lorddli', u'text': u'Worth playing.', u'hours': 30.5, u'date': u'2015-08-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198032239028', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 380, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Spotted Zebra', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 6, u'product_id': u'746410', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-10', u'text': u"At first blush you might think Stop Santa - Tower Defense is a simple, inexpensive Christmas game. But deeper inspection reveals its true nature -- this is actually a clever psychological experiment testing the player's ability to defer gratification! Being a lifelong gamer myself, defering gratification is a concept that is foreign to me, and predictably I was not able to Stop Santa. Still for those readers who are interested in pushing their mental limits, or just avid Christmas fans, I give Stop Santa - Tower Defense two thumbs up.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Prez', u'text': u'Definitely worth a buck.', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-12-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198076543936', u'product_id': u'746410', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 129, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Warspite', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 6461, u'product_id': u'746410', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-06', u'text': u'A simple barebones TD game with a festive twist which is entertaining and well worth the small amount of money they are asking for it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Hayzeus', u'text': u'Loved this game back in the day.\nOnline multi is only really a thing if you have friends to play with though.\nStory is really fun and theres some interesting mechanics employed to keep things interesting.\nVery Unique.', u'hours': 38.4, u'date': u'2017-10-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198035861365', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 368, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'DRuq', u'text': u'Nice online multiplayer! ;)', u'hours': 170.6, u'date': u'2017-10-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198014462346', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 44, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Toiletpro', u'text': u'zero support from ubisoft. bugged and beyond playable. same for IOS. was a great game. shame they refuse to support it.', u'hours': 4.5, u'date': u'2017-10-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197968960700', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 184, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'HundeundSuppe', u'text': u'buy on a sale for the singleplayer. Online isnt worth your time and money, GTA Online is a mess and you know it.. nuff said', u'hours': 191.9, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 46, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Fly Emirates', u'hours': 2.8, u'products': 24, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'Singleplayer its ok, but multiplayer keep crashin too many cheaters, dont buy rather go buy skins for csgo than buying this game ugh.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Smokeing Fags And Selling Bags', u'hours': 2.6, u'products': 49, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'good\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665very good', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Jake Sanders', u'text': u'Please note when playing this game, TURN YOUR VOLUME DOWN UNLESS YOU WANT HEARING DAMAGE.', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2016-08-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 91, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'oceantron', u'text': u'game frezze pc in just 20 mins playtime 5 times.\nmay be i need to upgrade my GTX 970 for this game *g*\nif you get it for free fine, other wise every dollar is to much.', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2016-07-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198045183881', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 236, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Cerealsly', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 91, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-07-15', u'text': u'Not a usual tycoon game that I am expecting, poor guides to help with the gameplay says about the number of hours I have on this game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'wallh4ckbraten', u'text': u'Attention please.. SPOILER:\nGame is good!\nEasieast Achievement: die 50. times. ;-)', u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2016-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197960404496', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 213, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Funkenstein', u'text': u'If you want to re-live the memories of how cool this game was when you first played it back in the day, keep in mind it has no music.\nThe game plays and looks great, but the lack of music makes it feel so empty and boring.  If you can handle the exclusion of music, you are going to be fine.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-12-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197970556559', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 377, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'fabio_demaio', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 23, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-12-12', u'text': u'Nostalgia mode on', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Crash Pilot Morkar', u'text': u"Finally a game again that gives you really the impression of commanding a spaceship and its crew.\nFirst you might think it consists of a bunch of minigames and all the skill tests while travelling are confusing, but after a while you realize it all makes sense. The game is far, far less random than you might think at first. In fact it's really stat driven. The game is entirely turnbased and open world.\nYou can manage your officers and crew - similar to old school rpgs - use their talents and fight with them. You can trade, smuggle, do missions for your contacts, spy, look out for friendly or hostile ships, negotiate and explore the wilderness of planets.\nWhat I like especially and I would consider some sort of groundbreaking are the different contacts and different factions you  keep business with. It's similar to the pnp Shadowrun rpg or Crusader Kings. That's how you should handle contats, mission givers and different factions! (I'm looking at you Elite Dangerous...). Another favourite of mine is smuggling which is actually fun here with a proper black market and all.\nThe game might interest you or is recommended if you like games like Starflight, roguelike Prospector, Space Rangers 2 and Pirates!\nEven in early access the game is already a lot of fun and the developers are known for constantly improving their games with good customer support.", u'hours': 28.5, u'date': u'2017-12-09', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198088874200', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 121, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'The Incredible Mr. Satan', u'hours': 3.5, u'products': 406, u'product_id': u'619230', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-10-03', u'text': u'Card game? Check.\nMonarchy? Check.\nSisi?! Check.\nLocal "german" developers? Check.\nRecommendation? Check!\nI like it, its great for small sessions and provides a lot of tactical depth. At first i thought this was a CCG (like Hearthstone and Faeria), but its not, from what i see. You have all the cards available, but you start your game with only some of them which you then use to "buy" more. The bought cards get added to your deck and can be used to buy even more cards. If youve played War of Omens you know how this works.\nThings that were not perfect:\nThe tutorial is really confusing, but after 1 game vs AI everything became clear.\nThere is no story-mode (yet), but its EA and the devs are active.\nThe game lacks a bit diversity, especially in the last turns where all cards are bought. Maybe force the game to end in the next few turns after all cards are bought? Or let the player reuse all discarded cards for infinite combos?\nAnyways, i think its worth 15\u20ac and i recommend it.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Nucreum', u'text': u'I love deckbuilding games, I played a lot in board games or video games adaptations. But this is the first time I see a deckbuilding game with REAL choices to do, with a long-term strategy to beat the opponent. So I recommend.\nMoreover, the cards are gorgeous and it has online play!\n(I played a lot to it during closed beta)', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-10-03', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197978244027', u'product_id': u'619230', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 216, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'JR98 GAMING', u'text': u"Quite possibly the greatest racing sim out there. Two great seasons of the FIA GT in the base game and almost infinite mods available with thousands of cars and tracks out there. If you're looking to get into sim racing, start with this one.", u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2015-09-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198091955877', u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 36, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Maize2', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 149, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2015-08-02', u'text': u'With a few months practice you can lap the nurnburgring in a golf mk 1 in under 10minutes.\nGood times.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'TheEq', u'text': u'If you hate understeer this game won\'t become your favorite. Because these do. A lot. The setup is too limited in terms of adjustments (i.a. front suspension). So you can\'t do much about the problem. Sad\nWith the worst behaving cars (e.g. Toledo) you basically have to wait...\n...until the front of the car is inside 20\xba in relation to the following straight. Then you can apply throttle.\nstill, a very good and realistic game but I\'ll stick with rFactor\nfinal lightening: I saw a review of "chegster" he called F1 2012 a sim', u'hours': 11.3, u'date': u'2015-07-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 180, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u"Vector's Resurrection", u'text': u'The Dark Souls of Undertale', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 109, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'HRMK', u'text': u'Charity for armpit priestess.', u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 23, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 203, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Hiroman', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 56, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u"Show 'em who is the STRON\u2468EST and F\u6587STEST !\nWill gladly give my hard earned moolah to ZUN sensei.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'qieyuantongxue', u'text': u'do I have a brain?', u'hours': 5.9, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 40, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'roach', u'text': u'TL;DR: Just \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing trust me on this one.\nIf you\'re into one or more of the following, just play the goddam thing:\n*Boardgames: Yeah it\'s like those fun times you had playing monopoly, risk, and axis v allies... Wait, didn\'t have many of those but like board games anyways? This is the one for you.\n*Poker and games of chance: If you reveal what you are planning, you will almost always lose. Avoiding tells is critically important.\n*Being an absolute \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 so hard that people playing thousands of miles away from you develop personality disorders over it: Seriously, you can \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 people\'s day up like nothing I\'ve ever experienced. Just awesome. I wonder who that guy who rage quit when I dropped the Armageddon Clock actually was in real life?  [edit: I can\'t \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing say \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665? Well\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665steam, that\'s \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ed up.Oliver \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing Twist knew he was a \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665]\n*Steampunk: This isn\'t really my thing, but if it\'s yours and you are at all intrigued by the game, the style and design of this game is incredibly tight and gorgeous. The art is pimp, and everything feels like it\'s in exactly the right place.\n*Fantasy card/board games: It\'s like Magic: The Gathering meets Talisman. Without all the tedious Magic the Gathering and Talisman.\n*Getting broken down into pieces like a highschool geometry project by a pimply teenager thousands of miles away: Absolutely. \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing. Priceless. Do not play this \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665er if you can\'t take a catastrophic, humiliating defeat once in a while. Just saying.\n*Active developers: These people put out constant updates, new tournaments, new content, answer quickly on their discussion board. For steam\'s dubious level of devloper involvement, they are active and interested maintainers of their project.\n*DLC is pure vanity: Paying extra confers absolutely no in-game advantage whatsoever! Your fashion issues are your own damn problem and nooooone elses! This is incredibly goddamn ethical in this era!\nIt achieved, for me, that hardest task of The Most Helpful Apparatus: "to apprehend the client, and keep them in place - while the help is being inflicted."\n10/10', u'hours': 160.6, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 99, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Shemiroth', u'text': u'Good game. Quite addictive though, every time I finish a match I say one more. Each match can last up to an hour too, so the day just flies by.\nSeems pretty well balanced and the DLC policy is good. Noone gets an advantage by paying more, they just get nicer animations, emoctions etc.', u'hours': 43.8, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198024097508', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 107, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Sky', u'hours': 13.8, u'products': 142, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'text': u'I love this game! I am sad that the playerbase never took off... I will still recommend this game; however, the game never took off as far as it I wish it would have. You will enjoy this game if you enjoy getting serious about a game. This is the type of game that you spend all of your time to get really good at this game. Satisfying.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Budzik', u'text': u'my dad gave me the oriinal version long time ago. I like this game.\nNew version is very awesome.', u'hours': 10.8, u'date': u'2017-07-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 16, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'\u041fi\u043f\u0435\u0442\u0430il\u0435df\u0431\u0445', u'text': u'Great adventure and puzzles', u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2017-07-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198116254829', u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 77, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Zeeorc[EIR]', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 109, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2015-08-22', u'text': u'Fun but really, really cheesy cutscenes and voice acting.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'CorerMaximus', u'text': u"I picked this game up in a BundleStar game bundle, and have finished the game before writing this review. I have used a controller for a majority of my playthrough, and have entered this game without watching the movie.\nLet me start with the postive-\n1> The graphics are subpar to good; they look 2012-2013ish with decent lighting effects.\n2> Some of the charachters such as the Indian diplomat are memorable and funny\n3> When used with a XBOX360 controller, the game handles itself very well\nHere are why I cannot recommend the game-\n1> Like others have pointed out, this game gets very repetitive very fast- there are barely 4 enemy types, and there is no introduction of any new mechanics after the tutorial itself. Sure, you get to fly a ship with nukes, but they can only be used on asteroids; and even if an enemy is RIGHT next to the asteroid, it takes ZERO damage with the nuke explosion (you get this ship for only one mission, and the ship is pretty bad compared to the regular ones, you have NO reason to use it)\n2> The ships cannot be upgraded in a meaningful way or in a way that would impact how you play the game. Your weapon upgrades essentially deal more damage, but you cannot pick buy any more weapons other than the 4 default ones- 2 types of lasers and 2 types of missles. There is a distinct lack of an ingame economy, and aside from 2 missions of 5 minutes each, you have only two ships to chose from. A multi target missle system would be welcome, considering that you have to engage each enemy one at a time, and in a level with over 30 enemies, it can get cumbersome. Moreso, the ships have no special abilities, and aside from cosmetic differences, the only other difference between your main ships are hull and speed tradeoffs.\n3> The pacing is awful, the first one hour were very enjotyable with plenty of videos and dialogue, after which things crawled to you essentially receiving a notification that you have a new mission with a distinct lack of dialogue; this combined with the limited ship variery and limited enemy types made the game repetitive and boring.\n4> The way how the game mechanics work-\na>when you destroy a ship, you get scraps which is converted to money at a space station which you then use to buy things- the scraps fall 5 seconds after you destroy the enemy ship since the fireball of the ship needs to explore- if you are darting through an enemy fleet, you need to take another round to get the scrap, assuming the short timer before the scrap explodes doesn't tick out. There are no abilities to attract or auto collect the scrap.\nb> For all the weapons to get a kill efficiently, you need to target an enemy- the game doesn't select the enemy closest to you or the one nearest to your reticule, but rather cycles through each enemy; this means if you have a zepplin with its dock doors open, and you need to quickly get a missle in it to damage the ship; you need to press that next button an infinite number of times before the zepplin is selected, by which time the doors would have closed\nc> The game relies on a small text notification at the end of your screen to notify you of mission critial information such as whether a zepplins doors are open or not, or in the tutorial for buttons; I found it easy to ignore that and not know when an event was happening; a more noticable place would be nice; or a flash across the screen or something more visually noticable.\n5> The game is unplayable with a keyboard and mouse; the defaut bindings are very awkward to play with, and the mouse has some weird slowing down after I stop moving it; it feels much more refined with a controller.\n6> The story is very nice initally, but midway, it gets boring, and the ending is just awful- if you are playing this for the story, don't- it's very threadbare to non-existent, and the ending really ruins it; you have a 15 second video  after a 5-6 hour playhtorugh.", u'hours': 21.6, u'date': u'2015-08-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 383, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Lenkdrache', u'text': u'Fun as hell! Use a game controller. trying to much through it with a mouse and keyboard will only frustrate you.', u'hours': 8.0, u'date': u'2015-08-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198090913520', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 64, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Apocalyptic Demise', u'text': u"Stop Santa is a enjoyable but bare basic quick tower defense game to kill a few minutes in but quite not a extended stay.\nThe game play is your simple tower defense mode. You have a total of 3 tower types to pick from with each having a different attack type and being upgradable. Each map has a very clear and distinct path while never going into being complicated.\nFeaturing 9 levels the game isn't long by any means and can be completed in around a half hour to 45 minutes. The difficulty goes up from each map but never reaches anything too much of a challenge until the last one, which is easily complicated when you get your towers placed right. This is a good starter for someone that is newer to the tower defense genre.\nThe game itself controls and runs just fine with good amounts of enemies on screen at once. Visually it is bright and colorful with a cartoon look to it. I will say I would of enjoyed a speed function like most TD games do that will allow the enemies speed to increase as they in slower moments it does feel too slow.\nOverall Stop Santa isn't a bad game. It's short, has a cheap price point, and runs well. However it isn't something that you might come back to with a lack of maps or anything randomized, lack of towers and enemy types. This shouldn't deter you from checking out a good starter TD game from a newer company though. Hopefully from this though they have shown promise and their next TD game can improve from this even more so.\nScore : 7/10\nDigital Review Code Provided Courtesy Of Taco Truck Games", u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-12-04', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'746410', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 504, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'CG', u'text': u"VERY short, cute TD game!!\nCute holiday themed beginner TD game, definitely NOT for expert fans of the genre, unless you want a festive, easy version! Great for kids since there are only 9 levels, no gore, and it's simple. Only 3 tower choices, and they are upgradable. You will need to play through the game several times to get all the achievements, as my first play through I got 5 stars on all 9 levels and I have 2 achievements yet to get. I might also mention that some levels it appears that the tower locations are out of your screen, but you can hold down the left mouse button and move the screen to see all the locations for upgrading, etc. Probably too expensive for most unless on sale, but if you have kids or like cute, short, easy, Christmas-themed games, this is for you!!", u'hours': 4.3, u'date': u'2017-12-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198074161495', u'product_id': u'746410', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 1229, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'MeeMaw The Geeky Granny', u'text': u'I had fun!\nGame did not crash, and played smoothly.\nVery intuitive, easy to play.\nI would have loved to see it a bit more challenging if aimed at adults.\nRandomized maps would give you a vast supply of lvls.\nPerfect for travelling to keep the kiddos busy for a bit.\nPlayed through at 30 minutes, so weigh that with price.\nYou can replay to try and get a best score on each lvl.', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-12-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198194113282', u'product_id': u'746410', u'page_order': 5, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 99, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'clat15', u'text': u'this is my personal favorite match 3 game. i have beaten it over 10 times now defenitly worth getting', u'hours': 43.5, u'date': u'2017-10-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198048348674', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 14, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Leroy', u'text': u'Good', u'hours': 13.1, u'date': u'2017-09-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197966782189', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 282, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Leo Ben Hakier (MK)', u'hours': 56.6, u'products': 217, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-09-12', u'text': u'10/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Awoozy~', u'hours': 28.1, u'products': 164, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-09-11', u'text': u'Perfect Nintendo DS port. Addictive art/music and turn based gameplay.\nDeserves a sequel.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'keysersoze8118', u'hours': 59.6, u'products': 32, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'Amazing game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'claysist', u'text': u'What a good grinding game!', u'hours': 14.5, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198359043734', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 11, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Empex', u'hours': 245.3, u'products': 88, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u"Man ... this loading makes me angry. ;/\nBut game's so nice.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Bill Spy The Russian Nye', u'hours': 36.4, u'products': 73, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'You get bored of it when all your friends get banned.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Lovestar', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 54, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-06-25', u'text': u"Really boring tycoon game. I love Theme Hospital and hoped this would be the same with better graphics but it is NOT. This is a really boring game! Couldn't stand it for very long so can't really describe it any more then it is bad. Play Theme hospital instead, that is really how a hospital simulation game should be!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'ANTtheKNEEEE', u'text': u'I keep thinking about how theme hospital is way better.', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2016-06-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198045061432', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 189, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Bubbles!', u'text': u'This game is just bad in a very special way. THe game itself is stupid not even the most hardcore tycoon games fan would enjoy this. On top of it being a terrible tycoon game (the worst I have played) there is also romance?!?! The whole game is just an endless cycle of changing the layout/decor of your hospital, doing research, actually being a hospital, aaaaaand romance. Please never play this game. There is a reason why most of the discussions about this game are just people giving away free copies. I got more cancer than I cured.', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2016-06-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198127537152', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 48, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'VahidSlayerOfAll', u'text': u'crashed 6 times so far, gave up.....', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-12-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198094803808', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 1369, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'selasdruid', u'hours': 8.1, u'products': 361, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-12-08', u'text': u'Another World is an extremely beautiful game, avant-garde of its time and still ahead of many contemporary platformer.\nThe 20th edition gives a rougher aesthetic which still somehow manage to keep high the emotional level and the dark tones.\nAmazing!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'YubYub', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 376, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-12-01', u'text': u'concept well executed', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Bart Simpson', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 31, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-11-29', u'text': u'GOOOD 2D GAME)))', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'dropdead', u'text': u"This is some game I've had my eye on for quite some time. I just bought it and haven't had much time to play until now but just the idea of the game is great.\nI had the chance to talk to the robot in the first mission (or better I typed). I've had opportunity to try to talk to some A.I. in the past before, but this is something else. I can only imagine the work involved in making such a game.\nA.I. has been fascinating to me as long as I can think (about nearly four centuries) and I am already surprised how well it works if I pay attention to how I am saying things (and in how many words).\nI can see that there are quite some hurdles to overcome for the developers, so I am not disappointed at all, when not everything works as I would expect if I were talking to another human. Humans expect quite a lot from each other when talking - for example if talking about a chair and later someone asks what color that chair had - I am not sure an A.I. could reason that far, because there might be other chairs around and it just does not know which chair is meant.\nThis is game is some serious stuff and I can only hope the developers get as far as they hope to. I haven't played long enough to tell you anything about the later game just now, but the potential of this game is unbelievably.\nBut I might be biased because of my fascination with robots, A.I. and the like. I'd say this is a game that needs some serious support. Thumbs up for progress so far and I am curious what else I might get from this game.", u'hours': 27.4, u'date': u'2017-07-06', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198036395935', u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 150, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'KreatorB', u'text': u'Was looking forward to playing this game after seeing the introduction and reading about the concept. However that was long gone when I got to the game and the Servers where down. It seemed that I was not the only one to come across this issue. So for now I will have to rate it as a thumbs down untill I can retry the game. So if you are looking the bot/speech kinda game review you are straight out of luck as the one that i was offered is down for the count!', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-07-01', u'early_access': True, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 1, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 375, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'crua9', u'hours': 8.9, u'products': 65, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-06-28', u'text': u"I'm changing my review mostly because the dev seems to really care about this game, and  they seem to be paying attention to what people are saying.\nThis in itself is what we need more of within the gaming world.\nAs I said before, I think this can go far and I hope it does. It is great to see devs actually trying new things and taking risk.\n____\nJust played it today and there is still graphic bugs. Sometimes when you press exit, the buttons don't show up. But the biggest problem is still this\n(There is also a bug where if you saved a given name on a last play and start a new one. It doesn't ask for your name so it uses the last one.)", u'early_access': True, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'DigikalGorgon', u'text': u'Crashes when loading the first mission in W10x64 Technical Preview, and probably in W8.1x64, W8x64 and W7x64. Steam really needs to add custom selectable filters for OS, so that older games that only work in W95, W98, W2K, ME and XP do not show up in the store.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2014-11-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197966134003', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 298, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Thulsa Doom', u'text': u'The game itself is great. I had a nice time with it...when it worked.\nUnfotunately this game freezes so often on newer machines that it is impossible to have fun with it,\nIf you are able by some miraculous turn of events to run Steam on Win98 then this game is definitely worth a try.', u'hours': 7.1, u'date': u'2014-10-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198020306509', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 230, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'caradia', u'text': u"The game itself is fun, when it works. Don't spend much on this game because it is so full of bugs that I can only play it about 20% of the time I try to. Right now, I have the same old problem many others do - the icon stays as a fist and doesn't allow me to move or anything unless I right click. Then, after doing so, my character just runs off the map.  I have tried every fix I've found on the internet but to no avail.", u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2014-10-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198041840584', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 679, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'My team are weebs', u'text': u'First game that made me bring out the calculator\n10/10', u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2016-01-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 7, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 368, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'freddster1018', u'text': u'SPECIAL OFFER\n5 steam acheivements for the low low price of \xa31.59!\n*while stocks last', u'hours': 2.7, u'date': u'2016-01-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 6, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 314, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'[NL]Little Miss Camel Toe \u0ca5', u'text': u'first couple of puzzles made sence, and then its just random numbers. u not allowed fractions, and it just ends up randomly typing number to see if u right. for example.. the cm2 of a block is 32cm2 , and one lengh part is 14cm, so the other lenght of block must be 2.28cm, and work on from there. but it doesnt work like that appearantly. they made up there own maths', u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2016-01-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 154, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Medic?', u'hours': 24.5, u'products': 12, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-13', u'text': u'Great animator, easy. But hard to mastor', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Nightmare X', u'text': u"although the interface is VERY difficult, it obviously works for other people, there's dozens of youtube videos made with Source, maybe more, and their really good, if you're 1,000 times more tech savy than me maybe you'll figure it out, this wasn't for me though.", u'hours': 3.3, u'date': u'2017-12-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198134182354', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 16, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Chibiterasu', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 37, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-12', u'text': u'Really fun, hard to learn but easy to use.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'SolidSnke', u'text': u'This game has been developed and re-developed. It is Rock, Paper, Shotgun type of game. I have played this game since closed alpha, and through many reditions of changes. Petro knows very well this genre and does it excellantly. This is classic Command and Conquer at its best.\nThis game has alot of depth in the unit deveolpment tree, and lots of great units to start with.\nIts the LoL of war games for sure.', u'hours': 55.4, u'date': u'2015-11-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198060110156', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 65, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Gatau', u'text': u'-Failed at pathfinding.\n-Failed at balancing.', u'hours': 2.8, u'date': u'2015-11-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 274, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'- \u211b E t A R T -', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 61, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-11-05', u'text': u"I don't know if im doing something wrong, but I seem to keep losing horrificaly. My units keep getting killed by random artillery strikes that give no warning. That and strange rockets that home in through solid objects like mountains, from whereever I cant even see. This game has the smallest view distance of any ive ever seen, and the spy drones hardly help... I never know where to go because I have no idea where the enemy units mine are designed to kill are, and commonly run into the ones I shouldnt. Im not eduacated on this but as far as I know, this is a reskin of Dota 2. It's nothing like a RTS I would imagine for example Supreme Commander, Company of Heroes, Halo Wars. For that I would say giving this the title of RTS is a bit misleading. If im correct, calling it a amoeba would be better (I spell that right?). Not into games like these personally and the microtransactions certainly dont help. Begginers get rekt (unless you live and sleep this genre) and team coordination sucks.\nGet this game if you like Dota 2, afterall it's free. Don't if your like me and want a strategy game that doesnt run on sheer luck. Nothing but a giant rock, paper, scissors with un needed confusion.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'nuevomi5', u'text': u'Una joya.', u'hours': 3.5, u'date': u'2017-10-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198423591163', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 39, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Swamp Gas', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 1287, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-10-11', u'text': u'This game is a lot of fun if you like puzzle games that require a bit of thinking and planning. Not an action game, but quite enjoyable.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'\u2665 Khang \u2665', u'hours': 4.3, u'products': 21, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-10-10', u'text': u'nice game xD i like it but the character need to improve xD', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'alel', u'text': u'-game not tracked\n-lot of bugs\n-lot of crashes\n-null player', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-09-10', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 26, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Demonic Blade17', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 63, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-09-09', u'text': u"I really got into this game quite alot. they way you fight, have different types of fighting style, i do love that types of games. Problems is that, is that you can't used your comtroller, but the rest is really good if you into different types of fighting mix game", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'ChiefBrax', u'text': u'This game is an obvious pay to win which makes it trash for most new players. I have played this game since 2007 and nothing has changed. The graphics and quality of the game havent progressed in 10 years. The developers of the game have run out of scroll and exo ideas and are now using recycled animations from old scrolls and cheap tricks to create "new" ones. They have completely given up creativity of this game and have also stopped worrying about hackers and item balancing. The games machanics are cool but the overall experience is absolute trash for todays standards of PC gaming. Overall I like this game but I feel like now is the time for this game to be put into the hands of right people for a proper and complete reboot. The current build for this game is trash and the community is dead. I would love for a studio to buy this game out and treat it with some love. My final suggestion to anyone downloading this game would be to NOT, because you\'ll only be wasting your time.', u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2017-09-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 167, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Gaming Grandpa', u'text': u'good beat em up and puzzle game with btamn. whats not to love with this', u'hours': 9.7, u'date': u'2017-12-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198382831083', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 59, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Reapus', u'hours': 29.8, u'products': 126, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-01', u'text': u'Batman: Arkham Asylum may very well be the greatest comic book video game of all time. Rocksteady Studios have outdone themselves by nailing what a Batman game should look and feel like.\n\n\u2022 Simple but fun combat\n\u2022 Most of the voice acting is outstanding\n\u2022 Gadgets offer dynamic responses according to the situation\n\n\u2022 Arkham Asylum is a narrow sandbox\n\u2022 Cutscenes and lip-syncing could look better\n\u2022 AI is not the smartest, even at higher difficulties', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'dzejhuner', u'hours': 10.8, u'products': 7, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-01', u'text': u'Very good game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'mz--mz', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 76, u'product_id': u'534200', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-08-07', u'text': u'Frustrating yet fun.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'James Sunderland', u'text': u'I would like to reccomend this game but i simply cannot,the reasons are awful and by awful i mean the worst music in a video game EVER,the secont thing is gameplay-its frustrating and not fun.', u'hours': 5.0, u'date': u'2017-01-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198091433569', u'product_id': u'534200', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 213, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Doopliss', u'text': u"Infuriatingly frustrating, no feeling of progression you just feel like you slogging through awful courses.\nCan you see the 'R' letter on your keyboard? not after this.", u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2016-12-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'534200', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 215, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Harambe', u'text': u"GTR 2 is not a bad game.\nIt is only $8 and it isnt worth it.\nBut i got board of it after 1hr,the AI's are suicidal,the tracks are horribly modeled,you cant drive in the pits and it only has GT cars.\nNo matter what you do u cant get your car to slid out its like an arcade game...\nThe graphics are horrible as well,the sky and tree's are just a real life picture then everything else is 3D.\nThis game has some pro's.\n-All weather conditions(excluding fog and snow).\n-Driving school\n-Porshe(which are all gray because this game didnt get the licence for the steam edition)\nThose are the pro's.\nI definitivly do not recomend getting this game,oh,and the music,you can turn on ingame music wich is horrible,but just my opinion.\nThis game did false advertising when i wanted to get it,i was expecting well modled tracks,proper AI and Porshe,i didnt get any of that.\nI do not recomend getting this game,oh,the multiplayer does not work either.\nThis game is for you if you want a cheap arcade game.\nAnd it does not keep track of your time,i have probably 10hrs on record,not 0.01.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2015-06-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 12, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 34, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Caffe', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 210, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2015-06-22', u'text': u"How good is this? Well you can't quite smell the burning rubber and red hot brakes or the burning clutch, but thats about all that's missing. One of the best old-school racing sims before the new generation. Still plays very well today. Another classy SimBin production with pleasing physics, cracking sound, pretty goodAI, and a host of tracks. Add to this the great community surrounding this and its is similar stable of games with all the mods, addons, tracks and cars. Well worth any racing sim enthusiast adding to your collection. 10/10", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Wormyyyxd', u'text': u"I love open source games like these. I own this, GT Legends, and RACE 07, and all three were gemstones of my childhood (they still are, I'm only twelve). I love games where you can just do a quick race and drive around in a practice session (that's all I do). Only con is that if you venture into modding the game, you will find that the game can get a little unstable, and it can crash when loading a race if certain mods go wrong. However, I believe that you should still purchase GTR2, GT Legends, and RACE 07 because the price isn't that high. All in all, I think that all three rival Asseto Corsa as seperate games, not even combined. I am eventually going to go and buy Project Cars, I hope it's not as dissapointing as Assetto Corsa was. Out of the three, (back on topic) I think GT Legends is the best. However, I will let the game speak for itself.", u'hours': 84.0, u'date': u'2015-06-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198059925879', u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 109, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Yorukitsune Naito', u'hours': 1.4, u'products': 37, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u'First try on a Touhou game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Maid in Heaven', u'text': u"It's p good.", u'hours': 5.5, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198135283859', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 23, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Ben Swolo', u'hours': 9.1, u'products': 53, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u'Good as alway', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Ana Ng', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 318, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u'This new game is very beginner friendly, and is worth the 15 dollars they charge.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Chou Saru', u'hours': 4.5, u'products': 249, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'text': u'Enjoying the gameplay despite the fact that the moment I have the ability to play a card, an opponent decides i look better in jail or i loose half my money or some other nasty misfortune, but it is actually quiet fun.\nSo why a negative review? The servers are awful, you get 2 clients upon downloading.. a online version which includes single and multiplayer and offline version for single only. For simplicty sake i was sticking to the online version. Connecting to the Amsterdam server..The ping is 129ms (I can connect to russian based rust servers with less ping and im in England) but for a game like this it shouldn\'t be a problem.. Wrong.. During the Tutorial i disconnected 3 times.. Each time the game requires a reset as it doesn\'t reconnect, the next few games went really well then half way through a game (about 30 turns) the next day.. boom DC strikes.. I loose all my progress because the "load session" doesn\'t. So i had to start play all over again.. Now I could play on  the single player client yes.. but I dread the day i decide to play multiplayer.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'RubinCox', u'text': u"Lots of luck involved.\nI've played several sessions, and while I feel like there is a decent game here, something just feels off. There is a decent selection of cards and mechanics, allowing for some interesting combinations if played correctly. However, you'll rarely get to pull off more than a simple combo due to unluckiness and interference.\nIt's difficult to plan more than one move, or perhaps even one move ahead. The number of ways an opponent can interfere, or misfortune can befall you, renders any planning pointless. You just don't know what cards, or resources, you'll have a few turns from now.\nThe misfortunate cards are also too varied to be given any kind of EV. Some can help you, some hinder you a tiny bit, and others just completely screw you over. Thus on the risk squares you can't really decide what makes sense. They are also unavoidable when crossing some squares, or as other players give to you at random.\nThe game does seem to ensure nobody falls too far behind. But this is due mostly to the gang-up-on-the-leader mentality of the other players -- which is essential to have even a chance at winning.\nSo while I want to like the game, it kind of feels like a clever game of dice: strategy and planning not required here.", u'hours': 12.8, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198107552353', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 39, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'karuzo', u'text': u'Have not had that much fun with a computer game, especially bing a Board Game player, this one is simply oozes with fun fun fun.', u'hours': 5.4, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198005579935', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 12, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Slinky & Snudis', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 54, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2015-08-10', u'text': u"I'm not a huge fan of this game, it didn't really grab me, I'm not that into the movie...\nThere are other space shooters I enjoy more.\nCompared to other games I enjoy, this just feels a bit cheap and nasty.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Neo Kabuto', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 306, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2015-08-04', u'text': u"(Steam says I've only played 10 minutes, but I beat the entire campaign in offline mode)\nOverall, it's a decent game with a few flaws that mean it's best bought on sale. The biggest flaw by far is the controls. Keyboard and mouse is next to unplayable, no joystick support (although I couldn't test it myself), but an Xbox controller makes it pretty fun. They're also mostly unconfigurable (you can invert the Y-axis, but not remap buttons).\nThe game's two other main flaws sort of exist in a delicate balance. They don't introduce many new mechanics outside of newer, larger enemies, but at the same time it's short enough (the campaign kept moving, but the ending felt sudden and rushed) that I didn't get tired of it until I was trying to get through the DLC. Same goes for the music. There aren't a lot of tracks, but it's short enough that they didn't repeat enough to be annoying.\nThere are many ships you can play with (some are forced in missions), but upgrades are stuck in the ship you buy them for, so you'll probably be sticking with one ship for almost the whole time. This is a minor flaw, combined with how the upgrades are purely better numbers. Having upgrades that actually change the ships be purchasable (or just the different ships having a real variety of features) would've made it a lot more fun. The actual designs of ships and stations are pretty nice, just like they were in the movie (the cutscenes are practically out of the movie too).\nFor a movie game, it's exceptional. Flying was fun, and for the $2.49 I paid, I expected a lot less than I got. I have to give the game credit for its scale, too. When a mission told me there was a 3 mile wide asteroid, I expected it to be just a slightly larger version of the normal ones, but instead they genuinely made me feel tiny next to the thing.\nThe DLC isn't really worth it. One is a more hectic version of a campaign map where you command the other nation's fleets. It's not bad, but it doesn't give you any indication of progress (I was playing for an hour and no end was in sight, so it might be endless). The other lets you play as one of the enemy ships, tasked with fighting the other side of a battle, where you have to hold out for 20 minutes. They're both nice new gamemodes to have, but even for the tiny price I paid, I'd expect something more.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Carm3D', u'text': u'At the time of writing this, I have played through all but the very end of the 2nd chapter of the game\'s story.  More on that later.\nIf all of the following conditions are true, you will have a great time with this game:\n1. You have enjoyed Space Combat Sims such as X-Wing, Tachyon or Wing Commander\n2. You have an X-Box controller\n3. You do NOT have a flight stick (Caveot: See end of review)\n4. You grab it while the price is discounted\n5. You do not mind that it uses 3rd party DRM "Reality Pump"\nIf you have a flight stick you will face-palm at the missed opportunity and this will probably erode your fun factor of the game.\nThe game\'s control set up is optimized for a 360 controller, or any controller that is XInput-compatible such as the Logitech F310.  Many features are logically crammed into the little controller.  No keyboard use required.  It feels like this game was designed from the ground up to give some arcadey space-combat fun to gamers who do not have a flight stick.  Marksman-like accuracy is not required.  If the target is "close enough" to your crosshairs, you will hit it.  No sweat.  The emphasis leans more towards management of your shields, weapon energy and missiles.  -as well as making sure you are at the right place at the right time.  When you are up against larger capital ships and targeting their various sub-systems, feel free to wail on them with your missiles.  Don\'t worry, when you run dry one of your allies will thoughtfully drop a box of missiles for you to pick up.  Did I mention arcadey fun?\nThe game has a 2D map of the zone of space you will play in.  Pick a location then warp to it.  This reminded me of Star Raiders on the Atari 8-bit computers.  Whoops.. Just dated myself.\nThe game is based on the movie "Iron Sky."  It is about Nazis from the moon who invade Earth.  I did not see it, but I would like to.  And yes, it is as tongue-in-cheek as it sounds.  The game has "FMV cutscenes" (remember them?).  The production values are small and the quality of acting varies.  Fortunately, the voice of the main character you control is well-acted and likeable.  The quips he makes when taking out a baddie will never make you cringe.  The graphics are quite good for a lower-budget title.  The outer-space skybox is very pretty.  I don\'t expect to see much variety in the environment as this is about nazis from the MOON who invade EARTH.. Not too much variety of scenery between these two locations.  I wouldn\'t expect the game to venture too far from this area either.\nI don\'t know if I will continue the game any time soon.  Why did I stop playing it?  Two reasons:\n1. At the very end of the 2nd chapter I hit a game-breaking bug.  Reading in the forums I found that other people have experienced this same glitch.  Sometimes playing the entire 2nd chapter again from the start resolves the issue.\n2. I got myself a new flight stick and this game doesn\'t support it.  Makes it difficult to muster the will to play this right now when I could be bringing hot plasma death to my digital enemies in other space combat games that rightfully DO support flight sticks.\nHaving said that, I still recommend the game for everyone who meets all of the conditions stated at the start of this review.  You\'ll have a great time and if the game glitches out remember; you only spent a couple of bucks on it! :)\nEDIT: X360ce Vibmod will let you map your flight stick axis to the XBox 360 control axis.  I just tried it and it works!  So there is hope for games like these where the developer wants to force you to use one type of controller.  Check out a YouTube video on it here:\nMake sure you get the latest version.  The one linked in that video is older and did not work so well for me.', u'hours': 5.6, u'date': u'2015-08-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197993437321', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 573, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'<"Lt.Giuberia">', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 400, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-09-04', u'text': u'Nice storyline, great port of ds game, and amazing tetris like mechanic.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Killed Shinigami', u'text': u"Sure the game was designed for the smartphones but it's still a masterpiece! To be honest I enjoyed it more than the HOMAM VI.\nIt's not too complicated, you have just a few units and no castles take care of. Nevertheless fights are enjoyable and game makes you want more. Probably my second favourite Match 3 game right after the Puzzle Quest, even though I should say the plot and dialouges aren't as great as they were there.\nOnly con is there's no one online nowadays so it's not that fun after the end of the campaign.\n7/10", u'hours': 21.1, u'date': u'2017-09-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198065361346', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 338, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Sauron', u'text': u"Now, I haven't played this game on Steam much, but this game was one of the highlights of my childhood. I remember it was free on the App Store one day and I decided to play it on my Ipad. It was so addictive that I became visually impaired. I remember lovingly the days that I used to play this game - I never got out of Irollan, so...\nNow, revisiting it, I remember how great of a game this is.\nThe graphics and animation are very good. They convey the atmosphere extremely well and it is a joy to watch them (especially the attack animations, the sounds when you hit something are very very satisfying).\nThe gameplay is very enjoyable - It keeps me coming back for more. It is in no means a punishing game, but it is challenging. (This game also built up my strategy game skillz)\n10/10 would play again", u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-09-01', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 9, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 1254, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'LilPOOBY', u'hours': 4.9, u'products': 16, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'The 4.6 hours i spent on this game trying to get the game to stop lagging', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Babao91', u'text': u'MUST HAVE.', u'hours': 49.2, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198120094059', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 47, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Brayan', u'hours': 10.3, u'products': 119, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'microtransactions and riduculous prices. Some in game items can end up costing you more than the game itself.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Crazy Wolf', u'hours': 9.8, u'products': 1054, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-14', u'text': u'First you get the money, then you get the power, then you PAY DENBTS', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'FallenRO', u'text': u"A very fun and addictive game which I highly recommend.\nPS: Kudos to Lex Dumitru for the music, it's one of the strongest points of the game.", u'hours': 13.2, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198136302073', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 4, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'TheGoldenHelmet', u'text': u'It\u2019s a game about Polandball, available from Steam. What are you waiting for?', u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2017-11-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 60, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'burwellian', u'hours': 7.4, u'products': 328, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-06-19', u'text': u'Like Theme Hospital but without the humour or the flexability...', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Queeblo', u'text': u"I'd sooner pull my own scalp off and use lemon scented shampoo than buy this game again.", u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2016-06-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198105482066', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 104, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Chaychan', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 1233, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-06-05', u'text': u'dont buy and never play', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Khorne', u'text': u"It's an older game, so I was willing to give it the benefit of the doubt, but it didn't grab my attention.  The character models are pretty ugly, and the muzak is mind numbing.  Everyone speaks an off brand version of the Sims language, but it's repetitive and annoying instead of charming.  The jokes are all tired parodies of hospital dramas like ER.\nTry Roller Coaster Tycoon instead.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-06-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197974085922', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 710, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Dooms Day', u'text': u"This game is no where near release state it should not even be on steam, lets see storage doesn't work the stuff you can make doesn't work. They kicked the War Z off of steam for less then this , nice concept if it worked could be fun, but you get the feeling that the Dev is only one russian guy in his underwear sitting at his pc trying to make a buck, read the update news for it and you will see what I mean, I put in to get my money back", u'hours': 3.3, u'date': u'2015-08-28', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561198004224456', u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 70, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Age Of Survival Is Garbage', u'text': u'Before I go into any detail about the game let me just talk about the devs. They openly admit the game was "forced" out and "unplayable". The dev Jason aka Seattletek is rude and bans anyone at the drop of a hat for scolding this so called "game" *Cough. He has also purchased MOST of the positive reviews for this game, they all have the devs on their friends list. A few of them have even admitted they got the game for free and I can provide screenshots for proof. They also admitted the game is not worth it at this state and a rip off, what you are looking at is a game that has been in the making for 2 years! With 2 devs that have 7 hours gameplay put together. The graphics on the store page are not even the gameplay graphics, the real graphics (you can watch in a review) are about 1/10 of what the store displays. I purchased this game just so I could write the review to help warn people of this scam. I was banned from the discussions for saying the sound/game/animations looked bad. People aslo mention in the threads that the dev bans/reports/locks anykind of negative response to help the game sell. There are more placeholders than gameplay, this game will be EA forever and at $19 is just a joke on its best day. Do not listen to anyone defending this game because they got a free copy from the dev or are a tester/friend.Save your money because in 2 months this game will be dead, im kinda wasting time writing this as is because its going nowhere and thinking your money will "support" the game...It wont, its already set sail for fail. The animations/sound is just something that will make you cringe, THIS IS A SCAM! THEY ARE STEALING FROM YOU! For $19! ( they are not thinking right) you can buy miscreated, h1z1, day z mod. Anything really is better than what you are getting here. In 13 days I will get my money back, All this just to try to save people from getting ripped off. P.S devs if you want people to support this awful thing you should have done a gofundme because steam is a place for games, not a way to release a engine with a couple alterations to raise money for something that should already be in the grave. BUYER BEWARE! P.P.S The 5 minutes I had to put in before I could write a review was the worst experience of my life. I jumped on top of alligator and all it did was walk in circles and moan. What are you guys trying to pull? honestly? Also wanted to mention it runs bad but like you should care anyways?  GTX780TI i74930 32GRip Ram x79extreme11 MB. If I cant get above 30 frames I cant imagine what other people are getting. MY REVIEW BURRIED THIS IN THE MOSTLY NEGATIVE ZONE! SEATTLETEK U MAD? (Everyone needs to report this game on the steam page for being the scam that it clearly is.)  8/31/2015 they have a upcoming patch that has "working ai" as one of the things in the patch! Banjo Kazooie came out May 31, 1998. The alligators in that game had aggro and chased you/attacked you. Im just saying.... If my review stays in the direction its going I may have to just take the bullet for gamers everywhere and keep the game for the review to continue helping people be aware. Its something i really really dont want to do because I will be in a way supporting thieves but everyone seems to find the review helpful so I just may. Update 9/1/2015 The dev "Jason" commented on a discussion "This post is still here is it not? Well, then, end of story." Because 1 post didn\'t get deleted that means the people I see in the comments all the time for getting banned or post removed are just lying? How can you be that snarky and lie with a game this bad? I\'m honestly trying to help you here, you CAN\'T AFFORD any more bad rep for this game thats already looking pretty grim. How does it feel to know people have screenshots that prove you are lying yet you continue to try to remove all the bad rep? Why do the legit positive reviews say the game is broken and expensive yet give it a thumbs up? I just dont get it but I can\'t say anything else to help people from this point. If you read this and think well maybe he\'s wrong and buy the game and feel regret 5 minutes in just remember I tried my very best to help you and i\'m truly sorry I failed you.\nToday is the 1st! The game goes full price now. As you all know at $19 lol, I just wanted to thank everyone for all the support, research, and work they have done to make the steam community better. We have educated over 800 people and prevented $13,900 from going to devs who think they can be rude, ban/censor happy, all while putting little effort in this game to get free money. Much love!\nUpdate 9/1/2015.  Two more positive reviews just came up on the store page, "TFoxxer" "SurvivalHorrorTV" (LOL THE DEVS ACCOUNT) - Seen this review and changed it to Jesus, Adult III epq - You would never guess. IT\'S THE DEV TRYING TO SELL THE GAME "SurvivalHorrorTV" IS HIS YOUTUBE ACCOUNT! NICE TRY! The other has the devs on his list. This is your perfect chance for front row proof. If you try to look at the profiles and they are private now that means they have seen this and tried to cover more tracks. The devs will go to any extent to make a dollar and it\'s getting more obvious by the day. One of the devs has 60+ hours on the phantom pain, it\'s been out 4 days. Guess the hours in age of survival? Give up? 7 hours. Save your money this game is going nowhere.\nUpdate 9/4/15 Programmer stops showing up to work on the game. People need to wake up and see this game is going nowhere, don\'t believe me? Go check on the devs post in the bugs thread.\nUpdate 10/9/15 We are down to one dev! lol it\'s not been out 2 months and has already been left to die by everyone except 1 person. Not to mention he will not comment on anything but the bug section because he got upset that no one likes his cash grab.\nUpdate 1/13/16 MULTIPLAYER REMOVED!, enjoy this broken single player game kiddies.\n(If anyone would like screenshots I will be happy to send them to you. Just add me).\nCHECK OUT THE ARTWORK TAB IN MY PROFILE FOR PROOF!\nHere is the amount of people in game and its peak for the days LOL\nPLEASE LOOK AT THIS!  IF YOU DON\'T WANT TO BOTHER READING THIS SAYS IT ALL!\nSpecial thanks to my friend Cpt. Falconator! You rock :)\nHeres the review for the game, enjoy!', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2015-08-28', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 285, u'user_id': u'76561197990655991', u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 91, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Saint', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 91, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-08-04', u'text': u'Fun game but a bit too short', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'rjazz2', u'text': u'More of the same from part one. Entertaining and cute. Like kids are. Until they hit their teens. Then you wanna kill them.', u'hours': 9.9, u'date': u'2016-07-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198006849221', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 315, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'LonM', u'hours': 16.0, u'products': 412, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-07-24', u'text': u'A very good sequel to a very good game. This one follows some similar mechanics, with some differences in the battle style. There are also new characters and costumes to play as/with.\nThe art and style of this game stay true to the original, while still adding plenty of new environments, and the story is a great continuation to the series.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Fear Toxic', u'text': u'This is bad, just buy a CSGO skin instead', u'hours': 2.7, u'date': u'2016-05-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 53, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'joe joe pee', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 6, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-05-22', u'text': u'I enjoy the hell out of this', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Otter', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 51, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-05-22', u'text': u'First person shooter Pac-Man - very fun and fast game, and a quick and easy/enjoyable time waster!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Space_Wafer', u'text': u'So fun', u'hours': 7.4, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198162519268', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 90, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Ryansourus', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 37, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'text': u"Way too buggy and laggy for my style. If you're not a fan of unpatched and laggy games that'll give you a headache, then this isn't for you.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Captain_Macintosh', u'text': u'"STOP \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ING GRABBING ME"\n7/10', u'hours': 3.6, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 224, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'\u2622Lance Many Lances\u2623', u'text': u'One of the most cinematic games ever, the story slowly unfolds as you solve puzzles in real time in order to progress or survive the current screen.\nI first played this on my Amiga back in the early 90\'s. There was a TV series at the time called Another World so when it was released in the states it was called Out of this World, that soap opera ran its course so now they can release it as the original title apparently.\nIt was so much fun when it came out that I played it in my first home theater while people watched it like they were watching a movie. I must admit that this is the only game that I had a hard time playing on a keyboard, its like playing a whole new game. I suppose its because my muscles are too well trained at solving the puzzles with joystick moves.\nSo this game got my nomination for the "I Thought This Game Was Cool Before It Won An Award" award in the 2016 Steam Awards. Here\'s hoping others remember it as fondly.', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2016-11-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197970778182', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 461, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'onna', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 364, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-11-29', u'text': u'20 years...\nStill a Great Game :)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Xzior', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 1244, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-11-28', u'text': u"This game is an exciting journey from the beginning to the end, and it has stuck with me since I first played it on the Commmodore Amiga. The world and atmosphere that is presented is remarkable. Sure it has it's flaws, the controls can be awkward  and the trial and error can be off putting to some, but in the end it's one of the classic games you should experience. And when you realise that it's made by one guy it makes it all the more impressive.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'CommonGuy', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 57, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-06-28', u'text': u'not very fun\nslow\npoor controls', u'early_access': True, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'JjustGreg', u'text': u"Broken game. Doesn't work, lot's of bugs, Voice commands don't work.\nThis game is not Pre-Alpha. It's Pre-Pre-Pre Alpha.\nLove the idea of the game, just wish they worked on it a bit more before releasing it.\nWill update and play when the game is at least in Pre-Alpha stage\nUPDATE 13-JUNE-2017\nStill not working. Had the voice commands working for a few seconds, and then the game crashed. Have not been able to got the voice commands to work ever since.\nI admired the game idea a lot, I really do. But you just can't sell this game at this state.\nI advise everyone to NOT buy this game as of yet.\nWait and hope it will work in the future.\nAgain, to the developers, I admire the idea, I really love the idea a lot. It's just unfortunate it's not working how it should. I do have hopes that in the near future I can try again, and it will work for everyone.\nI'd hate to see a beautiful idea like this die.", u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2017-06-27', u'early_access': True, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 4, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 358, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Thunderbird', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 203, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-06-25', u'text': u"Excellent idea and game have improved during time. Technology Bot Colony brings will redefine games interact and behaviour.\nDevs have done huge work and hopefully they'll continue working with the game so make it even more better and enhance the story with new capters.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Eidolon', u'hours': 153.2, u'products': 262, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2014-10-13', u'text': u'Best game ever. 10/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Areinnye', u'hours': 1.6, u'products': 448, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2014-10-05', u'text': u'Very comic-book from the 60s feels.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Sandman', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 666, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2014-10-03', u'text': u'', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Razoras', u'hours': 5.6, u'products': 256, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2014-09-28', u'text': u'This game was charming and fun back in the "old days" but the Steam version didn\'t recieve any love or publsher updates to fix problems caused by more modern computer systems.  If you\'ve still got an older WinXP or Win98 machine, you\'re probably fine, but gameplay problems can creep in that render the game frustrating to play on newer systems.\nThis game needs a remake!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'ben.bradford13', u'text': u"I would recomend this game if it was fully completted - has a lot of issues with it though not all the features work, some of the problems are unsolveable, some of the problems answer's are incorrect and on 3.8 none of the answers seem to count as correct...\nbut, if this game worked fully with its features and maybe more levels it would be an amazing brain-teaser game has potential.", u'hours': 12.2, u'date': u'2016-01-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198088368788', u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 78, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'My Wife For Aiur!', u'hours': 6.7, u'products': 153, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-01-22', u'text': u'Love this game!\nPuzzles are very challenging, most need a creative touch but when you solve it - you realize that in fact it is quite simple.\nNice brain training.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'\U0001f427 crow', u'text': u"unless you failed 1st grade math these puzzles will pose literally zero challenge to you. this game is an insult and the developers should be ashamed of calling it a puzzle game. plus the note-taking feature is horribly buggy and clearly not tested at all on computers when they ported this over from the mobile so even if you are a five year old who wishes to practice counting this game should be avoided. nobody should buy pythagorias, ever. it is a game for no one. \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 this game.\nalso, apparently the game is literally unfinished. so that's a problem which is not explained on the store page. do not support this kind of behavior.", u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2016-01-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 9, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 1429, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'CamzillaGaming', u'hours': 2.4, u'products': 15, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-12', u'text': u'i love it but i want more dino addons', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'kevin', u'text': u'', u'hours': 267.6, u'date': u'2017-12-11', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 206, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'\u2133oddedFoxGodYT', u'text': u"Damn, This is good\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 Good damn\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 Good for extracting Non-GMOD models into Gmod, Like seriously, why not. I know my review is\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 But I don't care. So Peace, And remember. I ' M  T H E  D A R K E S T  O F  D A Y S .", u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2017-12-11', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 25, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'GregH', u'text': u'Awesome, tactical game.  Lots of strategies, quick matches!', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2015-11-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197970523398', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 32, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'FeatherHEAVEN', u'text': u'Do You Remember Victory Command ?', u'hours': 5.1, u'date': u'2015-11-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 8, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 3052, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'DragonulRed', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 1416, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2015-11-04', u'text': u'P2W', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'\u2606Raze', u'text': u'Hey its the first "MOBA" I liked!', u'hours': 8.3, u'date': u'2015-11-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 353, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'goosewhammy', u'hours': 3.9, u'products': 305, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-10-10', u'text': u"this fairly short puzzle game is only 2-3 hours long, at most, and the puzzles are fairly easy. however, the visuals from this game are fantastic. it's best described as playing a m c escher painting.\nif you can find it for cheap (and usually you can), i would recommend it for a lazy sunday afternoon.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'mihaixo', u'text': u'Fun and challenging', u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2017-10-10', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 4, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 91, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'OfficialWater', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 59, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-10-08', u'text': u'Very interesting and pleasing artwork, fun and rewarding puzzles. This is a good game to come back to every once in awhile. can even be calming, playing the earlier levels can be sort of like meditating, it clears your mind and relaxes you. Very simple yet entertaining game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'tukkek', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 34, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-10-08', u'text': u'Very easy and very slow puzzle game. So slow, in fact that a "speed up" button is provided - one that you\'ll end using pretty much every single level. The levels are so tedious and short that you\'ll take 1 minute more or less to solve them (or 2 if you let the game go at its own sleep-inducing pace).\nIf the "nightmare" levels came unlocked by default I\'d like to give them a try but I\'m not willing to slug through this non-challenging, non-engaging experience long enough to get there at the pace the game sets for me organically. If you don\'t have the time or patience either, I recommend you stay away. Might be a great recommendation for your mother, grandmother or young child to play through but it\'s definitely not for me.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Hatlesscrayon', u'text': u'used to play this game years ago. and wanted to get back into it again, i went to make a new account and cant for some reason it just says "doesnt match email" for the retyped email in registration. i used to love this game and am sure i still would. however until i am able to play it again this game is not reccomended by me,', u'hours': 3.9, u'date': u'2017-08-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198126433460', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 14, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Beastyboyy23', u'text': u'Horrible game, waste of time. Its pay to win.', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-08-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198312873622', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 4, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Gajalov | skinsgambling.com', u'text': u'ITS SO LAGGY FOR THE EU PLAYERS !!!', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-08-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198130456293', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 166, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'sunrisea26', u'text': u"just black screen and can't enter the game, even the task manager can't be used. so I got to restart my computer again and again.", u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-12-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198444685863', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 7, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Simonis24', u'text': u'very good game one of my favourites', u'hours': 24.0, u'date': u'2017-12-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198137415861', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 38, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'deadpal777', u'text': u"Amazing game!\nthis superhero game is fun and exciting. If you haven't played it, I will strongly suggest it. On sale I got this for five bucks, and it was really worth it!\nPros\n-story\n-gameplay(predator fights are fun)\n-voice acting\nCons\n-cryptographic sequencer is annoying to use\n-too many scarecrow  boss battles", u'hours': 15.4, u'date': u'2017-12-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198374605331', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 38, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Cobra DX Odyssey', u'hours': 4.9, u'products': 1879, u'product_id': u'534200', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-12-08', u'text': u"It's one of those bash your head against this screen till you win over and over again....I mean Arcade game! It's fun, challenging, but not as graphically pleasing, not going to complain for the price it asks for. I'd recommend this game to anyone who's a fine of trial and error.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Babar', u'hours': 4.4, u'products': 198, u'product_id': u'534200', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-11-12', u'text': u"Great game with great difficulty :D\nThe hexagon shape of the ball makes its rebounds impredictible. It makes the game very hard and suspenseful, but it's also what makes it addictive.\nTons of levels for you to spend dozens of hour raging and throwing your mouse around.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Youtube: Press start to begin', u'hours': 12.7, u'products': 3236, u'product_id': u'534200', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-10-31', u'text': u"It's really a nice game, frustrated sometimes because you have to be very accurate,\nI can imagen that 200 levels would keep you busy for a while on this game!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'TpaXep', u'text': u"Hi! My name's Sasha Zenko. I'm from Belarus.\nI am making hardcore letsplay videos handsfree (using only my chin).\nI have a program that allows me to assign keyboard controls to mouse movements.\nI play your game. It's very good. I like it.\nWatch me playing your game without hands here:", u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2016-10-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'534200', u'page_order': 6, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 1210, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Nick', u'text': u'Amazing game!! Very realistic in simulation mode! :)', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2015-06-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198112320156', u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 4, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'CaptainSwagDaddy', u'text': u'Jumped on with a friend\nwe accidentally played 3 hours in one session\nBuy. This. Game.', u'hours': 15.2, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198138045913', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 248, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'ChickeNuke', u'hours': 185.4, u'products': 216, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'text': u"Edit: The Ranked/Tournement during the Holiday season  introduced 2 new game modes into this game. Instead of a standard 4v4 there are now 2v2 and 5v5 with different rules. The game is completely different in each mode and the game is AMAZINGLY FUN and different in each mode! This game now has even MORE fun options on how to play, completely free for you new players. What more reason do you need to join in now? I hope that when the season is over that these 2 new game modes are randomly added into Ranked rotations. They are fun and should be played all the time.\nYou should buy this game. You should buy the DLC once you've easily found yourself dumping 100+ hours into this magnificent board game.\nI haven't had this much fun since I was in a room playing with friends on the SNES/N64.\nYou thought Monopoly was fun? That game is a peasant compared to how much fun Gremlins Inc. is. Chess? This game has chess beat in skill, thrill, and just that little bit of risk to completely tilt you this way to Sunday.\nI'm not going to lie, you'll have a little bit of a learning curve your first sessions. Finding out what cards you like, dislike. How to prepare card combos, long-term vs short-term strategies. Learning how the game's random misfortunes can screw you or you'll skim on by without a problem. Once you learn how to properly adjust for risk/reward. Counting planning spaces, 3 moves ahead (never plan more than 5 moves ahead, you'll just screw yourself over), and then finally doing the gambling you need to make your plan work. This game has it all to be a real thriller.\nAlso the player base seems small (50-150) depending on the hours. (Mostly popular between 10am-8pm EST). But even during the downtime the search feature is only roughly ~5 minutes max.\nSometimes you'll have a crap game with horrible cards. Othertimes you'll win somehow in under 30 turns (super fast). Sometimes the odds will be completely stacked against you, but you'll pull from 4th to win. Sometimes you'll be 1st place for so long but then everyone just piles on you to prevent your victory. And sometimes you'll even have that game that you are just 1 turn away from victory but another player beat you to it (this has happened to me, and god was I salty). I've had games where I've stolen victories, had victories snatched from me, and just all around great games.\nThis game is a MUST BUY. Support this studio, buy the DLC if you have fun. Look into their future games.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Reof', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 251, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-07-30', u'text': u'if very hard to control and shoot and and when i say hard i mean playing this on \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing keyboard and mouse  is like trying to kill yourself and also make you want to throw up really fast so no recomended', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'miskopo', u'hours': 9.9, u'products': 5, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-29', u'text': u'Surprisingly funny and challenging game. I spent several hours playing this piece of art from the countryball kind universe and I was never bored. Funny sketches empowered by my personal knowledge of polish language, totally expected behavior of some countryballs, catchy background music and fancy graphic, it all made this game a fine addition  to my collection.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Levanator', u'hours': 4.5, u'products': 28, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'text': u'Bought it when it was 90 cents, entertaining if you like polandball.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Saykrai', u'text': u'Very Fun and Memefull Game !', u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 186, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'\U0001f43eCharon\U0001f43e', u'text': u'This is an unconvincing proof of concept for what is gearing up to be an awful "survival" clone.  This early release is easily the WORST early access game on Steam, taking the title away from Star Forge with relative ease. Seattletek: You ought to be ashamed of yourselves (yourself?) for releasing this "game" in the state it\'s in, early access or not.', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2015-08-28', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 13, u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 264, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Zaxtor99 @ YouTube', u'text': u'Here is my 1 hour and 13 minutes First Play & Review:\nOkay people.. here\'s the scoop from my first play on early access launch, about 24 hours after launch here on Steam....\nI actually do see hope for this game.  There are many small details I really like, like the sounds, the realistic looks of the waves in the ocean, the thunderstorms, and the realistic looking lightning in the stormy skies.\nCrafting and resource harvesting is in and it does work for the most part.  Animals are way too hard to find and rare right now.  Bugs and glitches are overly abundant in contrast.  Physics and animal AI is simply non-existant.\nThe best and most entertaining part of my experience is captured in all it\'s glory in my above video at about the 30 minute mark when I witnessed my first and only animal I saw in the game, a zebra.  Watch the video to see how evasive it was in it\'s attempt to escape me chopping it into resources!  Also notice what the state of teh zebra was as it evaded me so well, lol.\nAgain, I can see glimmers of HOPE in this game however, and I don\'t get the feeling like the developers have made this game just trying to make a quick buck.. so that part is refreshing.  But it is a long ways from being anything that I can recommend at this point unless you just want to help support this game or the development of it.\nThis game at this point scored a 27% out of 100, and for more details about how it got that score, please watch my video linked above.  Two thumbs down right now, HOWEVER.. this could be a "game to keep your eyes on" as it develops further.\nThank you developers for showing me hope and promise in this game even though I can\'t honestly give it a high score at this point.  ..I\'ll keep my eye on it and perhaps re-review it after a few months time!\n-  Zaxx', u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2015-08-27', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561198053422627', u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 1081, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Achskelmos', u'text': u'i want to state this as a fact, that everything the dev has said he was going to do to the game, HE HAS DONE exactly that.\nhe fixed the crafting system\nhe fixed the building system\nhe created a new world\nhe added in 14 new animals\nhe fixed their Attack AI\nhe fixed their routing AI\nhe added new tree textures\nhe added new things to craft\nhe added new terrain textures\nhe added and fixed animal textures\nHe is only getting started!! their is so much more still to come.\nIt has been said that im "working" for the Dev\'s and only gave a good review b/c of my "friendship" with the Dev team. i am not working for the Dev\'s, believe me or not, i don\'t care.\nthat i gave a thumbs up b/c i got the game "free". WRONG! I paid for this game just like most people have. Yes i paid $20 for a game that is still needing a lot of work, b/c its a good game that has a bright future and it could go in any direction. I want to be their to help guide it along. to make it the best game possible.\nIf that makes me the bad guy, so be it. you can thumbs down me till the end of time. not going to change what i have to say about this game.\nI have many hours on it b/c i looked the game over, ran around and built buildings, cut trees down, mined rocks, all to make some of the guns and gren\'s that are in the game.\nI do take graphics into consideration, i take sound into consideration, i take FPS into consideration, but thats only a part of the game. I look at the game\'s depth and its ablity to broaden its core. b/c if a game has no way to expand, what good is it.\nim not going to lie, the game as issues. but the Dev team is doing everything they can to fix bugs. granted, their not a very big team so it takes time to fix bugs.\nGraphics:\nfor a game that is still in its early state, the game has very beautiful graphics. The game places very well for the amount of graphics. I like watching the trees fall, as they actually interact with other trees, and not just phantom though it, also don\'t stand to close to one, you can get killed by a falling tree.\nI have not phantom though rocks or fallen though the world. Some of the trees bug out and you can pass though them.\nThe weather in the game was totally unexpected. The clouds look like their about to rain on you. The first time I happened to me I was like, what\'s going to hit me now.\nTextures\nTrees look like trees and not something pushed out of a playdough cutter.\nThe water has a very realistic action to it, better than I have seen(as most games have all water moving in one direction, this one actually moves like water should), yet they have been out longer.\nThe rocks have good textures to them, though they do look the same.\nitems:\ntheir is a large range of weapons that can be crafted and just as many foods and so many more still to come.\nGuns/weapons: AK\'s, 12 gage shot guns, M4\'s, pistols, GRENADE\'s, nail bat, lead pipe, axe\nFoods: stews, pies, bread and all the animale meats.\nSmelting: iron, steel, copper, lead, stainless steel, Platinum and gold.\nGear: clothing, beds, ropes, rope ladders.\nObjects: nails, copper wire, scrap metal, shovels, bear traps, springs and much more\nConstruction. at the moment limited to wood, but their are circular sections and square sections. walls, windows, doors, roofs, work bench, engine mold(to make guns), furnace, loom, stihl.\nSounds\nThe sounds in this game are great, as I said above, when the storm that moved in it sounded like a storm that something big was about to come down on me.\nSounds transition from grass to rock to gravel to sand is extremely good.\nAnimale sounds are good and getting better.\n(update 9/4/15)\nAll games have bugs, and just like all games you have your people that take it upon themselves to attack the game and its creator.\nSeattletek is working insanely hard to fix the bugs, since its release\nI will post a few video\'s in the next few days.\nI love this game, it should be the one the other so called "Survival" games should take a hint from.\nUpdates:\n(update 8/25/15) he has released 15 bug fixes and is expected to put out more in the next few days.\n(update 9/3/15) new islands have been released, more to come. new crafting system, new inventory, and more items are do out in the next week.\n(update 9/4/15) new island maps to explore with new textures\n(update 9/21/15) new types of trees have been released with new textures.\n(update 9/21/15) new weather system, new sky textures have been released.\n(update 9/21/15) animales now attack if you get to close.\n(update 10/3/15) new terrian generator that creates unlimited(or as much as your Ram can hold) maps.', u'hours': 47.4, u'date': u'2015-08-26', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 37, u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 67, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'festively late', u'hours': 3.0, u'products': 522, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-07-16', u'text': u'so far it\'s similar to costume quest 1 except they took what made the original memorable and made it better\nsorry i have to be a jokester about it i really cannot take anything about this seriously\nthe combat\'s been simplified so you no longer have to look at the randomized "hit this button for damage/no damage" button since it\'s no longer randomized\nnow you have to save after every fight instead of after clearing every level\nthe timing has been slightly improved so now you can go for a super crit or regular crit which you\'ll hit anyway\nbut really, if you\'re looking at costume quest 2 chances are you played the first one\nthis game is the same, save for more doublefine "writing"', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'VahidSlayerOfAll', u'text': u'almost nothing like the first game.......', u'hours': 5.1, u'date': u'2016-07-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561198094803808', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 1369, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Kar\u0113', u'hours': 5.8, u'products': 132, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-07-10', u'text': u'Very fun good way to pass time doenst take much.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'RSTV.Gaming', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 166, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-05-18', u'text': u'This game is only a dollar and its actually dope asf.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'tiddle', u'text': u'DONT buy runs treible many bugs boring and the perviews are missleading', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-05-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561198215392229', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 29, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Gentleman', u'text': u'really worth it for this price. No complains for less than 1 euro', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2016-05-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198037080732', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 975, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Seth Rogan', u'text': u'Whos your daddy', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198170074707', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 24, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'KrayyonHD', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 13, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'text': u'If you would like an innapropiate game, dark humor and game with barely any other players to play with. Then buy this game. But if you want all of those but any players to play with but play with your friends.. Get it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'InfiniteRamen', u'hours': 1.6, u'products': 27, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'text': u"It's a great game, but you can't really play if you have no friends to do it with.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'I love the lag', u'text': u"Average Recommendation\nDisclaimer: I kickstarted this game.\nBattle Chef Brigade is a very well done fusion of puzzle and action game elements with a lighthearted story and some animation and scenario issues.  Its greatest strength is the interactions between the loadout and the gameplay where what you bring and what you plan to do is actually very important.  The main weakness is the amount of re-used content, there only being three-and-a-half levels.\nThe combat is fluid and the levels are well designed but conversely the animations and hitboxes could be better and the same can be said of the platforming; it'll often look like you've gotten on top of something only to slip back through. The voice acting is very good even if there are a lot of animation shortcuts such as your opponents often not having run cycles and just sliding the other way at the start of the match.  Still, the backgrounds and monsters all look nice and ultimately it all gets the job done.\nI don't think I've ever played anything quite like Battle Chef Brigade and I thought it was worth the wait and beta testing.  It's a little rough around the edges, but it does what it sets off to do and it all comes together in a nice simmering stew.", u'hours': 16.2, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 623, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'marmin123', u'text': u'The Shokugeki no Soma video game with some nice simple side scrolling fighting.', u'hours': 11.4, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197992295019', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 758, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Sykaas', u'hours': 16.2, u'products': 478, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u"Terrifically fun from start to finish, and more challenging than it looks.\nI worried that the game would lack content, or that it would be too easy. Neither is true. The main campaign took me about 9 hours on normal difficulty, and I definitely plan to try hardmode. Plus I haven't delved into daily challenges yet.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'\u041b\u0430\u0440\u0438\u0441\u0430 \u0418\u0432\u0430\u043d\u043e\u0432\u043d\u0430', u'hours': 2.9, u'products': 518, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-06-24', u'text': u"The game has unique concept and mechanics, though some robots seem to be stubborn or plain stupid, it varies from fun to frustrating to try to communitcate with them properly. Team put a great effort and a lot of time in this game, so it's definitely worth a try, especially for its  price. Keep in mind that game requires some intermediate English knowledge.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'rossi', u'text': u'For a game that purports to be a speech-enabled game, you have to:\n1> Move the mouse to the bottom right of the screen\n2> Click the speech icon\n3> Say a line\n4> Then hit enter on the keyboard\nfor EVERY SINGLE THING YOU WANT TO SAY.\nUntil you can leave the mic enabled, and it recognizes the end of sentences (you know, when you stop talking), this is not at all good speech interaction.', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-06-23', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197960473527', u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 1062, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'David "TheDave" Eastwick', u'text': u"Ok so this is a weird game to review, the game claims to be the first AI-powered conversation game, and if this is AI at its best then we have nothing to fear from any AI\u2019s anytime soon. You are supposed to be able to talk to the robots and question them with speech recognition\u2026..this works about 30% off the time and some of the things it thinks you said genuinely amuses. In my test i spent an hour on the start of the tutorial, I had to order Jimmy (A robot i had hacked in my tutorial role as a spy) about\u2026.first though i told him my name (spy 101, never give the enemies security system your name lol)  When the speech recognition worked i found him to be rather on the dense side of things\nMe: \u201cwhat is on the computer?\u201d\nJimmy \u201cThere is a bottle of whisky,a pencil, a ruler...\u201d\nMe: \u201cwhat files where on the computer?\u201d\nJimmy: \u201cI don't have an exact answer but i know Masaya watched video content on the computer\u201d\nMe: \u201cshow me the video content\u201d,\nJimmy: \u201cI cant find the content nearby\u201d\nMe: \u201cShow me the video content on the computer next to you\u201d\nJimmy: which video content on the computer next to you ? please point to the video content on the computer next to you\u201d\nI click the computer\nJimmy: \u201cthis isnt a video content on the computer next to you, this is a work station\u201d\nMe: \u201cshow me the video content on the workstation\u201d\nJimmy\u201d which video content please point to \u2026.\u201d\nARGHHHHHH lol\nSo why i am saying it is a weird game to review, clearly the main functionality of the game is broken, so it is a do not recommend, right? Well no, it is broken, of that there is no doubt, but it was also strangely a lot of fun trying to get the truth from Jimmy and deeply satisfying when i finally wrangled one of the 14 videos from him\n\n\nUse your voice or type and move around with mouse and keyboard. The mouse and keyboard work well as does the typing the voice recognition...not so much though it did seem to improve towards the end of my test session.\n\n\nVery dated, if you simply must have the latest shiny graphics then this is not for you.\n\n\nNo, dear god no, one of the least intuitive games i have ever played, from a control stance it is picked up quite fast but working out how to proceed in the game is near on impossible.\n\n\n\n\n\nAt the time of this review the game is in the summer sale for \xa34 at that price it is well worth getting, for the novelty, the weird fun at trying to get Jimmy to play ball and for the hope the game improves in the future. At its standard price i would say get it only if you understand it is not what it promises to be. This is however a recommended game as i enjoyed playing it.\nJimmy is lucky i do not have access to a trash compactor though\u2026..", u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-06-23', u'early_access': True, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 8, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 1234, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Martenzo', u'text': u"An amazing Roguelite space RPG. STF shares the deep lore and immersive universe with another old favorite of mine, Templar Battleforce, and lets you explore that universe in an open-world setting. While clearly still in development, the game feels coherent, despite the occasional lack of explanations and tooltips. Though rife with bugs, that's to be expected from an Early Acces title still in the alpha stage. It certainly helps that the devs are very active and responsive in the community.\nAll in all, I'm quite certain this one will definitely give me a solid 200-300 hours of enterntainment even before it's complete, and at least another that much post-release.", u'hours': 27.6, u'date': u'2017-12-09', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198013495477', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 184, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'razgon', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 607, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-08', u'text': u'So much potential - Trese Brothers can do no wrong in my book - I cannot recommend this enough if you like fun, turnbased, tactical gameplay.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Arngrim', u'text': u"Take my love.\nTake my land.\nTake me where I cannot stand.\nI don't care,\nI'm still free.\nYou can't take the sky from me.\nTake me out to the black.\nTell them I ain't comin' back.\nBurn the land\nAnd boil the sea.\nYou can't take the sky from me.\nHave no place I can be\nSince I found Serenity.\nBut you can't take the sky from me.\n- The best damn game and closest thing you'll get to Firefly this side of the verse.  Now let's go be bad guys.\n* * * * * * * * * *\nIf you want to read about the gameplay there are other reviews on that, I'm going to focus on the awesome developers and the amazing work they've accomplished.  I've been playing games developed by the Trese brothers for about five years on my Kindle Fire/HD/whatever version I've had at the time.  Their games ooze charisma, style, and they cater to tactics and strategy gamers (you owe it to yourself to pick up Templar Battleforce).  I will even admit I have not necessarily enjoyed every game they made, and that's ok, my two personal favorites TB and ST:F are beyond amazing.\nBoth the bros are friendly and respond to every comment on the forums.  Not only that, they will support their games long after release with bug fixes and free content updates.  I've been apart of EA for games like Darkest Dungeon and Battle Brothers, and if it means anything to you, the Trese bros utterly destroy the other indie companies I mentioned in terms of how they've handled their EA title.\nIn an industry where games will nickle and dime you in their best attempt to get you to drop +$100 on their AAA titles, the $15 for ST:F is more than worth it.  These guys get better and better with every game they make and I'm happy to see they're on steam and making titles not just for mobile devices any more.\nSo, support the Trese bros, enjoy their amazing games, and pray they don't kill themselves coding and designing these works of art.", u'hours': 47.7, u'date': u'2017-12-08', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 5, u'user_id': u'76561198047102011', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 79, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Rudedog', u'text': u"Despite this being one of the best superhero games ever made (I played it extensively years ago) I cannot recommend it because of a gamebreaking bug that has manifested itself under windows vista/7/8 that makes it impossible to click anything without punching it or using the cumbersome rightclick menus.  Several people on the forum have put forth suggestions about how to fix the bug, but none worked for me.   Further, sometimes the after mission briefing glitches and forgets to give you a next button.  Frankly, under win7 64bit this is so buggy as to be unplayable.  So unless you are still running winXP, don't pick this up.", u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2014-09-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198064599475', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 362, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Guylanda', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 638, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2014-08-28', u'text': u"I loved this game back in the day, but there must be something wrong with the steam version. Within one minute my character was walking halfway across the map to move five feet, clipping through hills and getting stuck and wouldn't talk to an npc to progress the story. If there is a way to fix this game I would love to have it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'xanderwhovian', u'text': u"freedom force is an absolutely amazing game, it's got a brilliant story, fantastic gameplay and for the gamers with more creative tastes, the hero creator is years in advance, so much so, that little to no game has even thought about power or ability customization in such a scale that this game did. the best thing about the hero creator is that you could create a completely OP'd character and just wreak havoc on the bad guys in this game, or you could create a down to earth hero with scaled down powers if you want to afford them in the game. this game is literally perfect for the right kind of people, meaning it might be a little too child friendly for some gamers, but that shouldn't be counted as a point about this game, as it did a good job on keeping it child friendly, as the violence is cartoony, not gory, or scary or in any way adult, and there's also the design choice to make it so that the characters just get knocked unconcious, not dead. in the hands of a child, it is practically a godsend because they can actually play it and have a lot of fun. and for those gamers who adore absolute carnage, the environment around you is completely destructable, save for the ground. there are some bad points to this game however, for instance, the prestige system. during missions, the better you do, the more prestige you get, there's nothing wrong with that, but, the prestige you get isn't nearly enough to pay for even the weakest of heroes, you have to save up your prestige and by the time you've saved up enough for a fairly decent hero, you're halfway through the game. it's like saving up for 20 luxurious apartments with spa's built in using only your pocket money and your deadline is within 10 months. and also, i would prefer if the game had a built-in skin and mesh creator, as you have to create it on a download from modforce and on photo editing software. but beyond those two problems and other little ones, this game is a bit underrated, but an absolute gem and i can't recommend it enough.", u'hours': 25.5, u'date': u'2014-08-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198139083573', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 26, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'BirdCute', u'text': u"is an interesting brain-teasing puzzle game with a clear look and great puzzles.\nIf this review is too long for you, I suggest you to only read the first paragraph about the game's content and the final verdict at the end.\nThere are three sets of with 20 puzzles each. You are given a bunch of widths, lengths and areas, which help you with finding out the answer to the puzzle. This game requires some brains, time and knowledge, but it's nothing you couldn't solve without the use of a calculator.\nPythagoria is a really nice game for training your brains and having fun, if you're into math. I think that the difficulty is just high enough for an average player and if you want, you can also make the game harder for yourself by not writing down stuff and so on.\nThere used to be a problem with some levels and not being able to complete them, but this appears to be resolved now, so I really can recommend this game, especially for $2.\nGreetings,\nBirdCute\n---", u'hours': 5.1, u'date': u'2016-01-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'434620', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 2162, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'the true engi', u'text': u'good for people who want to start out in 3d animating and so on', u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2017-12-11', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 8, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'\xc6\xf8 D\u0323\u0259\u0303a\u0309th\u0300\u0323\u011e\xf5\u0323d', u'text': u'AWESOME', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-12-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198158501822', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 15, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u"Jumpin'", u'text': u'I like Sauce', u'hours': 6.0, u'date': u'2017-12-11', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 72, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Versync', u'text': u"Petroglyph just keep falling short...\nAfter being rejected by yet another publisher this release feels like a really desperate move to recover some money at the expense of anyone foolish enough to shell out for it. The developers still don't really seem to understand the problems with their game and have actually made the situation worse since their previous attempt at a launch.\nExpect the population to bomb after the first few weeks, rendering the matchmaker ineffective and causing the game to become strongly p2w if such is not already the case.", u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2015-11-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 144, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'FrozenGolem', u'text': u'Hornet are just op, you cant kill them they just go everywhere they want and they can kill everything', u'hours': 8.7, u'date': u'2015-11-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198097010766', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 178, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'OPter', u'hours': 14.2, u'products': 39, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-11-04', u'text': u"Very fun game for an RTS, very interesting and everything. I'd reccomend it for people trying out games like League of Legends and Dota, or Smite. Give it a try, it's free and not that\nhard to play!\nOn top of it, it's only 1.5 GB's right now and a really quick download!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Rage', u'text': u'meh', u'hours': 10.0, u'date': u'2017-10-08', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 7, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 76, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'bitcheS', u'text': u'Oyunda \xe7ok alt mesaj var bir nevi bilin\xe7 alt\u0131 ama g\xfczel tavsiye ederim :D.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-10-07', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 8, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 16, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'alceuvitorpx', u'hours': 2.9, u'products': 237, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-10-05', u'text': u'Bom game de puzzle para se passar o tempo com bons gr\xe1ficos e bela arte. O defeito \xe9 que o game \xe9 curto e f\xe1cil, alguma dificuldade que chega a surgir vem do visual escheriano que deixa algumas plataformas escondidas e n\xe3o funcionam em um ambiente 3D como n\xe3o seriam capazes de existir no "Mundo real". Recomendado para gamers que desejam matar o tempo, f\xe3s de puzzles. Compre em uma promo\xe7ao', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'sillyfingers77', u'text': u'i cant make purchases through steam. im not sure why?', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-08-14', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198205177779', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 6, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'DaGamma', u'text': u'its good', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-08-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198506990971', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 23, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Fuego', u'text': u'Very pay to win in the sense that you must grind for hours on end of countless days to even recieve decent gear, in which a person who has spent money on the game instantly gets lots of goodies and fighting styles that can stun lock or easily kill you.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-08-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 375, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Wulver', u'text': u"Had high expectations from this game but unfortunately it won't even load.\nVey dissapointing ,its a waste of time don't bother downloading.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-08-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 15, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Yashkal', u'hours': 55.9, u'products': 21, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-01', u'text': u'I certainly advise you to go pick yourself a copy of this game, as it might just be the best fighting game of the year\nI rate it 9/10.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Hajime', u'hours': 18.9, u'products': 132, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-30', u'text': u'Best Batman Game Series ever!!!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'sixxwings', u'hours': 25.8, u'products': 209, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-30', u'text': u'I liked the cinematics, the controls, and the pacing.\nIt took some research to get this game to work on my system. After the task was behind me, it was definitely worth the hassle.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Jean', u'text': u'Great Game overall....\nGood:\n+ nice visuals\n+ good story\n+ changing involving gameplay\n+ stealth  to fight, has all\n+ good music\n+ interesting challenges\n+ good background stories\n+ good setting\n+ pretty solid gameplay\n+ 4K\nBad:\n- Minor bugs\n- camera twirls around while fighting, bit irritating\nas for me, i dont like stealth games. But i like Batman, for this interesting gaming experience. I give 90% it challnegend me quite a lot.', u'hours': 28.1, u'date': u'2017-11-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198075466721', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 200, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Sir Pepsi Man', u'text': u'Dreams can come true', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 196, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Badgerfield', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 145, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u'Best use of Polandball in all of the games. Be the ball, see the ball.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'tman', u'text': u'Can and did!', u'hours': 8.1, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197960380645', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 898, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Half-Trolled 2', u'text': u'Fun game, especially if you follow Polandball page on Facebook, if not it might be hard to understand all country balls and their meanings. If you want to spend time with no anger or rage, this game is for you. So cmon guys, lets get this\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665SPACESHIP to the moon!', u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198049058649', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 320, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Kickz', u'text': u'Currently the game starts you in the middle of a Jungle with no tool or weapons.\nEven after the 0.0.0.1.2.9 Patch which noted that you do now start with a default tool, the Beating Stick, this is not the case though, at least for me in SP.\nYour character does not attack or do anything without anything in its hands, which is fine. I\'m just mentioning it so you know there is nothing wrong with your controls when you hit the attack/action keys without anything on you.\nTo get started crafting you must find one of a Villages which are located somewhere near the beach areas. When you walk around and see gigantic Rock formations, walk to those as the Villages are usually close by.\nThough, depending on where you spawn, finding a Village did take me anything from 5 minutes to 40 minutes.\nWhen you find the Village you will find your first Log, pick it up and using the crafting diagrams provided by the devs in the "Day one Survival guide" announcement start making some sticks.\nThe 4 sticks will then let you make the "Beating Stick" which will be your first tool. the Beating Stick, which is a branch, lets you now fell trees and mine small rock formations for rocks and ore, diamonds, sapphire, sulfur, etc..\nOnes you have a few rocks and made some more sticks, you can make the stone hammer which is a slightly better tool, chopping trees a little faster, I think, though that could be just my imagination.\nCrafting your first building is a little time consuming as you need 4 -8 logs for each item, such as walls, doorways, walls with window holes, foundations, etc.. Placing them is easy and very straight forward.\nAt this point I played 2 satisfying hours of doing the basics of this game.\nAccording to the crafting diagrams and the devs, there is tons of items already in the game, but I only found a few, such as plants or potatoes, which are plants you just hit with your stick/hammer and then pick up, similar to the potato plants in Stranded Deep.\nYou can craft a workbench as well but it takes 10 x Iron Ore. Iron Ore I was only able to get from destroying the small rock formations. Though Iron Ore is only a chance and those rock formations are scarce so that will take you a good while.\nUp to this point this all sounds great, while the game didn\'t really offer anything unique on functionality or features yet, I was looking forward to its more complex and unique crafting features, like tailoring, or making a reloading table, workbench , etc..\nAs I got ready to get more wood, one of the trees ragdolled out and smacked me in the face, killing me instantly while the Tree continue to fly across the map.\nDying, spawned me somewhere random in the Jungle, though I was able to keep everything I had on me which was OK, so of we go find our base. After another 30m I finally reached the Village again I started my base in.\nAs I reached the Village the game crashed. That\'s OK, no problem, it is Early Access.\nWhen I logged back into the game I was re-spawned in the middle of the Jungle starting from scratch. I just lost 2-3 hours of gameplay. Assuming this was only due to the crash I spent the next 1-2 hours re-doing everything I already had done, just to get back to the point I can continue grinding for Iron Ore.\nIt was late, I played for 4 hours now and needed a break. So I exited the game to the main menu and had some food.\nWhen I got back I clicked to continue my single player.\nI was now again looking at a screen with all my items and work gone. Wiped.\nWhile the game seems to offer so much in functionality already, the only way right now you can experience it is by playing a massive session and hoping the game doesn\'t crash.\nFor me the close to 6 hours I spent on this game so far were walking and wood chopping/mining without any feeling of progress or the ability to continue at a later point.\nWhile I was on the fence for a while, it was for that single reason that I cannot recommend the game in this current state.\nI know Early Access games contain bugs but the game is selling for \u20ac15 at this time (after the 15% discount) and I feel it is not worth that price at this time in the current state it is in.\nOnes the issue is fixed and I can save my state and can continue my game to access the other crafting diagrams from Workbenches, Looms, Reloading Stations, etc.... I shall re-visit my review of this game and re-evaluate it.\nBefore anyone starts mentioning "This is EA, relax, the game will eventually be OK"\nI do NOT buy or review EA games for promises, awesome road maps, developer\u2019s best intentions or things that might make it into the game at some stage. Those are values I take into account when supporting game developers on Kickstarter but not when buying EA games on STEAM :)\nEA games, I buy and review for what I get right now, taking very, very much into consideration that bugs are acceptable in EA but also take into consideration that the developer felt the game was ready and in a good enough state to be going to the public and be worth the price specified.', u'hours': 5.5, u'date': u'2015-08-26', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 1253, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'revengewolf', u'text': u'started game and I could not launch multiplayer so I said to myself the multiplayer must be bugged right now so I launched singleplayer instead and this was my experience.\nlaunch singleplayer\ngot into game\nthe environment is a vix covered mess\nwalked around\ntried and failed at crafting because I could not understand it\nfound four wooden logs\ndied because i did not know about the suicide button\nrespawned\nfound the third person button\nfound ocean\nwalked to the bottom of ocean and drowned\nbest game ever -10 out of 1000\nalso the animals are a lie except the rabbits', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2015-08-25', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 7, u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 266, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'BamaKaPow', u'text': u'The concept is very strong... a true survival simulation game with animals and environment instead of zombies and monsters. However, in it\'s current version it is hardly playable. The entire time I played I not once encountered an animal either on land or in water. The developer suggests finding a village to acquire logs which are needed to build your first weapon, a "beating stick". After about 20 minutes of wondering around without a map or coordinates or any other navigation tool, I finally found a village and two logs. Crafting is difficult and not intuitive but with practice and effort it will be ok. I was able to craft 4 sticks from a log. To create the beating stick you need sticks and stone shards which are crafted from stones. I was walking around on a stoney beach but was unable to find a stone. I became frustrated and gave up playing after about 30 minutes.\nThe game has nice graphics. The day/night cycle is a bit confusing as it seemed to get dark as night was approaching but once the sun set and the moon began to rise it became so light that I thought it was day. Just as I was about to quit playing, I heard a helicopter. It sounded like it was right above me or at least very near. When I was finally able to see it I saw it was very far off in the distance. Way too far off for the engine noise to sound so close. I couldn\'t see if it dropped any supplies or not.\nI\'m not writing off this game yet. I\'m writing this review on the very first day of release. There\'s bound to be issues. Allow the developer to correct the early issues and see if playability gets any better. I would not recommend this game at this time but with the strong concept I\'m hoping it\'ll get to a point where I can recommend it. I\'ll add to this review as the developer releases new patches.\nIf you wish to see a video of my playtime, please see it at', u'hours': 4.5, u'date': u'2015-08-25', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 12, u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 23, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Muchness', u'hours': 6.0, u'products': 175, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-07-08', u'text': u"Fantastic... wasn't sure what to expect after the brilliance of Costume Quest 1 but this really was fantastic and very clever in it's design. Definitely recommend you play the first one if you haven't already before giving this a go but definitely worth a look if Costume Quest 1 was totally up your alley. Fantastic and I wish all Double Fine games were as polished as this!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'DaniiTheGreat', u'text': u'i love this game so much! its cute and fun.', u'hours': 11.7, u'date': u'2016-07-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198203120445', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 58, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Quotation-Dono', u'hours': 5.5, u'products': 87, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-07-02', u'text': u"Ooof were do I start\nThe Good\n-60fps\n-interesting premise\n-Skating without robo suit\n~old costumes reappear (granted pre order only game)\nthats it for The Good..... no I'm serious\nThe Bad  (OOH THERE IS ALOT)\n-(IMO most of new costumes)\n-battle system turned into crappy Mario and luigi style gameplay\n-enemies are even more generic\n-the cool stamp system is replaced with a (pardon my french) F***ING S**TTY A**  card system\n-now you have to heal outside of battles too (not too bad)\nThe Ugly\n-lacks the charm of the first game\n-Some of the UI looks terrible (IF IT AIN'T BROKE DON'T FIX IT)\nIf you really want it then buy it, BUT..... if you want to truly see why people like the series so much buy the first one instead if you haven't already", u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'macromarco83', u'text': u'Very very cool concept !!!!\nAwesome gameplay :D', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-05-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198050682994', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 230, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Kommandant Anubis', u'text': u'Although this game needs many improvements as many other people have said, it still is fun and worth $2.', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2016-05-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198171282271', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 43, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'giova', u'hours': 1.4, u'products': 88, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-05-14', u'text': u"This is what Pac-man should've been.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Suma', u'text': u"Seriously a poor quality game!  As one reviewer stated, you run in circles for 10 seconds, die, respawn and repeat!  Even with unlimited ammo, you will die repeatedly!  Save your money!!!  You've been warned!", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-05-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198073648775', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 790, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'TerribleLiar', u'hours': 16.2, u'products': 788, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-06-21', u'text': u'To sum up this game, I\'d say "nothing special."\nIt\'s a standard action platformer from the PS1/PS2 era. You\'ll explore and fight enemies. Unlike most action platformers, this one focuses more on fighting. Which is strange because there are not that many enemy types. You fight rats, rats with bombs, gorillas with axes, gorillas with maces, (teenage mutant) ninja turtles, crocodiles, and various animals and plants. But then you have the most difficult enemy, the camera. This is most easily one of the worst cameras in any video game. In tight spaces you\'re definitely fighting it. Aside from that, combat doesn\'t have much variety and feels like a chore for the most part.\nExploring is mostly just doing what the game wants you to do. Platforming has the same problem that combat does, in that you\'re fighting the camera a lot trying to not fall into pits. Pits are strange because falling in one makes you go back to the last checkpoint instead of just losing a heart, so if you fall in a pit during a fight, you\'ll have to do the whole fight again (and your health is what it was when you fell minus 1). Puzzles are mostly finding a number of cat statues (seriously, why so many cat statues everywhere throughout the world?) to continue, and they\'re not incredibly hidden.\nI also had a problem playing on a 144Hz monitor. With vsync on, the game strangely ran at 93 FPS constantly. But animations are at least somewhat tied to framerate, as cutscenes were always messed up for me. Characters ran too far and were obviously not where they were supposed to be, and right at the end of the game, there was one hazard that I had to die to the first time because the sped up animation made it kill me before I could move. Luckily the game lets you skip cutscenes you\'ve seen, so I just did it again and skipped that so I could actually progress. So it was nothing gamebreaking, just really annoying.\nAnother thing that really irks me is the target audience. I thought it was for children. The main character is a kid and is pretty terribly voice acted, and the theme and appearance is mostly happy (excepting the whole being conquered by an evil race of gorillas) and cartoony. But it has quite a bit of cursing in it, which makes you wonder who this game is for.\nOverall, this is a very forgettable game. I\'m not sure why they remastered it honestly. It doesn\'t do anything new or do anything the best, so you\'re missing absolutely nothing at all by not playing it. And it\'s not the most fun game ever, and I\'m sure I\'ll completely forget everything about it in a month.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Odin OwlBeard', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 422, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-06-13', u'text': u'Very underrated\nDecent Combat and fun platforming even some good puzzles.\nAlmost a zeldaish type game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'KerrikTheCleric', u'text': u'A great platformer with a nice blend of platforming, hectic combat and fun puzzle solving.', u'hours': 11.4, u'date': u'2017-06-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198243738426', u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 92, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'\u30b0\u30c3\u30c1\u30ae\u30e3\u30f3\u30b0', u'text': u'.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 0, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 5, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'[DFS] Dusty Dustkid', u'text': u'Lawbreakers is a great game, honestly it is VERY good\nThe shame is however, theres no one playing anymore, it got released during the wrong time and close to the wrong game, its a shame it died the moment it started,\nTheres so much good to the game its just a darn shame so few play it, get it if by some miracle people start to play on it again or if it goes f2p (which i doubt will happen)', u'hours': 3.4, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 1, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 69, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Tuddy', u'hours': 1.4, u'products': 70, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'text': u'Dead_Game.exe', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'GrCurmudgeon', u'text': u"I have been playing Front Office Football for a very long time. For those who have played older versions and are wondering why you should get this one, the biggest improvement is in the financial model. It is much harder to play games with contracts with this version than in older versions. The simulation engine remains very strong, but player contract AI is much stronger than in the past.\nFor new players wondering what this is, think realistic fantasy football. If you have ever wanted to be a GM and/or coach of your own team, this is the game to do it. You draft players, sign free agents, extend or renegotiate players, manage your depth charts, set a gameplan, and if desired call your own plays. You can build stadiums, and relocate the team if needed. And you get to do it season after season, building up decades of history in the process. It has a very strong game simulation engine, and a very good professional football financial model. Not everything is there - no compensatory picks, for example, and only one type of free agent, but the feel of being a professional GM is very much there. If you start to get lost, there is an online community called Front Office Football Central that can offer help. Also look through the game's options, you can turn on AI help for various aspects. If you want to GM, you can let your coach manage the depth chart and game plan so you can focus on signing players, or switch roles and try to coach the team the AI GM hands you.\nDo note that while playcalling is available, it's not the primary focus of the game. It's set up to sim entire game weeks at once, or you can watch your individual game sim out one play at a time, or sim an entire season in one shot.\nThe game's UI is very spreadsheet-oriented. This is both a strength and a weakness. Beginners should check out some of the intro guides and videos posted, as the options can be overwhelming when you start. Just remember that you start at week 1 of the regular season, so focus on managing your depth chart and maybe dabble in some contract extensions, but mostly get used to the game feel during that first season before you hit the offseason.\nThe big strength in this is the wealth of data you can mine about your league. There is page after page of statistics and records, and you can view individual player cards to decide if they are playing up to their ratings. There is a scouting system, so young players may or may not turn into the player you think they'll be, or 7th year pros can suddenly blossom into stars. Invest in your staff and it will pay off. All this data can also be exported from the game into CSV files that can be opened in Excel or outside utilities (I've written a few) to complement the game's own interface and browsing.\nThe modal nature of the UI can be frustrating at times, but most screens have the information you need. For example, when setting your depth chart, you can view individual player ratings. It would be nice to have the roster screen up beside it, but you learn to live with it (or have your own Excel worksheet you've pulled the roster into for browsing in a separate window).\nThere is a strong multiplayer component as well for those looking for a human challenge. There are many leagues out there full of human GMs to trade with and draft against, many of which take advantage of the game data export to provide rich web experiences beyond the game.\nIf you are looking for a deep, realistic professional football sim, this is the game to look at.", u'hours': 296.3, u'date': u'2015-02-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197971041584', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 163, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'DarkJoker', u'text': u"Madden sent me here.\nThat is a true story.  I have played Madden since the 93 version on my Sega.  It was so great when they finally added franchise mode and then added the draft.  I loved drafting players and playing multiple seasons to see how they progressed.  On into the 2000s we got 3D, motion capture, and all these fancy graphics.  That was great eye candy, but man did it slow down the draft.  I wanted to look at every  player and every stat of every player to make sure that linebacker I was targeting at round 2 pick 7 was going to fit my vision and help the team out.  That took forever.  Sure having their picture there added to immersion, but when you got to fictional players it really didn't matter.  It was just another generic face.\nThen I discovered the greatness of Front Office Football.  I could peruse the draft class in minutes.  I could filter by linebacker.  I could see all of his stats in a bar graph that easily let me make a decision if he was a fit or not.  I could create a gameplan to fit my new first round running back.  I could see the results of my planning.  I was in love with this game.   How could it get any better?\nWell if it had the fancy 3D game replays that would be great!  EA tried that with a game about a head coach.  I didn't like it at all.  It was still cumbersome to get through the menus and get to what really mattered.  If I wanted to watch every play of the game I could do it with the FOF replay.  Sure it was text, but it was fast and had colorful text that told me what was happening on the field.  The stats gave me the overall view so I could easily see what my competitors in my division were doing.  I could get through a whole season in an afternoon and get a great feeling of acomplishment.  How could it get any better?\nI discoverd multiplayer leagues!  Now multiplayer was nothing new.  Madden had it.  You could play against your buddy who you just knew was looking at your side of the screen and figuring out which play you called.  At least until they added the bluff system.  Most football games had some sort of multiplayer.  No this was differnet.  Every team could be represented by a real living person.  It wasn't a bunch of button mashing and test of reflexes.  It was a test of the brain and preparation.  You could build your team through the draft or free agency and then create your perfect offensive and defensive game plans.  Once the commisioner had everyone's  gameplan then it was on!  FOF managed to simulate up to 16 games and send out the results.  Results that could then be replayed in the game viewer play by play.  It took a little bit of imagination to see your players preforming a pancake block or a diving catch, but it was there and it was uncanny acurate compared to the NFL.  Then there came that day that you get to the Super Bowl!  After playing all year against 32 humans!  This team that you built up storms the field and ....  how could it get any better?\nIt was just released on Steam.", u'hours': 14.1, u'date': u'2015-02-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 513, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'euplatious', u'text': u"I've played FOF7 off and on now for ove a year since it's release.\nSo what is good about the game?\nYou are going to get an incredibly strong simulation of being a General Manager.  Yoru decisions matter in a lot of ways.  Is it worth picking up that stud free agent if he doesn't get along with the position leader?  Should I spend my money on one big name, or spread it improving my squad with a few players instad?  Should I gamble on that top rated Qb even though he has a high volatility and could be a huge bust?  How likely are the combine scores to matter in figuring out which top player to pick at my 1.11 spot in next year's draft?  Do I have coverage in case my starting RB is ut for injury?  And how how of my salary  cap should be invested in quality backups?  Should i move to a 3-4 defense so I can focus on getting quality LBs?  After a season of play, why did my 64/64 rated DE just get four sacks?  What can I do to inprove his perforamnce next year?  How long should I hold on to my aging QB as he begins to slip from All Pro to Pro Bowl, and looks to be getting worse?  Do I even have enough cap room there?  Should I franchise tag my good TE< even though I'll be forced to pay him a lot more than I otherwise would have to do?  Whcih is better for my coach, playcalling or injury avoidance?  Should I build a new stadium or just re-finance my current one?  If I decide to leave town for a better city, where should I target?  A team in my division just offered me a really good trade, should I take it, even though I'll likely strengthen a fellow divison rival with it?  How high can I increase my ticket prices before people stop coming to my games?\nAs you can see, there are a ton of questions, mechanics, skillsets, finances, and more to balance.  That's the good of the game!\nBut, the games UI isn't going to win any awards.  The graphics sometimes look like they are a few years out of date.  So frankly, I'd rate it a 10/10 for gameplay, but a 6/10 for presentation.\nIt's worth it.  And more.", u'hours': 2139.1, u'date': u'2015-02-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198018598516', u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 366, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Wisp', u'hours': 15.5, u'products': 30, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'text': u'Weird, super weird. But fun\nSimple game kinda like Learn to fly 3\nI like it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'\ub09c \ube4c\uc5b4 \uba39\uc744 \uc904 \ubab0\ub77c', u'text': u'My daddy was scary so I refunded', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 19, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'sans', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 6, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'text': u'Sometimes, It wont work! (99% of the time) And it wont load!! :( maybe its my fault\nbut  i DO reccomend the game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'AlexanderPhoeniX', u'text': u'WORST GAME I PLAY IN MY FRIGGIN LIFE!', u'hours': 6.7, u'date': u'2017-08-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198005284661', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 349, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Unicorno <3', u'text': u"Interesting game, but no...don't buy it.\nPeople on-line are nearly to the zero (even when the game was launched).", u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-08-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198255354025', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 24, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Ocultus s2 Priscila', u'hours': 2.7, u'products': 121, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-08-24', u'text': u'cade os jogadores , jogo bem legal e divertido abandonado =( triste ja se foi a epoca que o pessoal dava mais valor para os jogos.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Xarfin', u'text': u"This is the most adorable\nI've ever played.", u'hours': 3.2, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198024492992', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 29, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'copernicus', u'hours': 4.9, u'products': 282, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'More please.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'polonsam', u'text': u'This game was fantastic. I love playing it and trying to get better with each dish I make. It reminds me of an anime I have been watching Shokugeki no Soma. The puzzles frustrate me sometimes but its still fantastic.', u'hours': 26.2, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198046426141', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 101, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Grandma Brownie', u'hours': 10.2, u'products': 653, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u"Equal parts puzzle game and hack n' slash platformer, Battle Chef Brigade is one of the best games I have played in years.\nEvery time you feel like you are used to the puzzle elements, the game throws another bit of complexity into the mix. You also get to decide which cooking tools you bring into a match which makes you really feel like you've got a lot of different options for how you'd like to tackle the puzzles adding replayability to the game.\nBuy this.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Crax', u'text': u"An amazingly fun and beautiful game that only has one fault: it isn't long enough, and the story is a little brief as a result. I kinda wish this game is three times bigger than it is places to explore that isn't in the arena. There also seems to be parts of the map that aren't used, which makes me suspect that a DLC is incoming or they devs didn't manage to push out that part of the content in time.\nThe game is unbelievably beautiful though, and the music is melodious. The characters are cool, and I kinda wished I got to play Kirin. Trash is a damn good fighter and Mina is pretty dodgy, and I'm curious to see how Kirin fight. At the end of the story it's kinda hinted that our main characters went out on team missions, which is something I really, really wanted to see but unfortunately won't get in this game at least (maybe in a sequel, but it's also hinted then it'll be the next generation who will be the focus...).\nCombos can be easily chained, although I gotta complain that Mina's range is really short. I have to stand - on screen - maximum 1 ~ 2 centimeter away from the enemy or I can't hit anything. Personally I detest time limits but that's completely subjective; Practice Mode is always available if you wish to play without worrying over that.\nAgain, this easily could give Pyre a run for their money if it was longer. I absolutely recommend this game, and I absolutely urge the devs to eventually plan for a sequel for this game. Will buy it without hesitation. :D", u'hours': 9.1, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198046975243', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 158, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'3v1lcl0n3', u'text': u'Bot Colony is an ambitious title, aiming to provide a non-scripted story by allowing you to freely converse with robots. If you enjoyed literary works like \'Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep\', Isaac Asimov\'s Robot series, movies like \'Space Oddysey 2001\'(not one of my favorites though) or Anime like \'Ghost in the Shell\' and \'Psycho-Pass\', you\'ll find a similar setting here.\nAn important remark is that most of the gameplay is text (or speech) conversations, which at times can be both agitating and humorous, and that might not appeal to everyone.\nCurrently, the game is made of 2 episodes: Intruder and Arrival.\nYou have 2 objectives. The first one is erasing evidence of a thief breaking into the house, by commanding a robot (Jimmy). The other one is an investigation mission, which you can do at the same time, in which you question Jimmy about what happened at the house in the last 48 hrs. Jimmy will be saying some of his remarks/facts while moving around the house, which can be used as hints to what to ask. Although it might be a struggle at first, once you get used to commanding Jimmy (i recommend reading through\n).\nThis is the first "real mission". it consists of multiple objectives that you\'ll discover while playing, talking with the receptionist, finding your luggage,\n, getting a ride to your next location. A memorable moment was the talk with Charlie, a cleaner bot who\'ll help you with getting your ride.\n\nI enjoyed my playtime with BotColony and I\'ll be waiting for any further updates. If you have any interest on how the robots operate and your interaction with them, I\'m sure you\'ll also enjoy it. While if you\'re only focused on \'the result\' or why the robot isn\'t doing what you \'clearly\' are telling it, you might have a rough ride. Keep also in mind that the game is an early access title, and not everything is polished yet.\nI played mostly through typing, Voice recognition is pretty decent with the new Microsoft API, but i find it more convenient to type. That said, voice recognition is not made by the developers and is one of the best available on the market. Also the devs like to hear community feedback, so feel free to drop your thoughts on the forums.', u'hours': 21.7, u'date': u'2017-06-21', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 4715, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'TheBoon', u'text': u'Its a good game, i played mostly merchant, and its fun to balance out reputation and make tradepermits with every faction, it needs a lot more content and easter eggs, like different weapons, alien loot, more upgrades , ship variety, and stuff to do once you become big enough to handle every situation, like endgame content so you have something to keep playing and hunt for , like rares or legendarys or specials, that are hard to find....at least the game has a lot potential for a rather simple game.There are some annoying things like even highest trade permits sometimes dont allow you to trade something but when the game is finished it could be great.', u'hours': 65.0, u'date': u'2017-12-07', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198008288736', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 81, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Thorin', u'text': u'Very bad, avoid like plague.\nAny space combat will cripple you and no chance to repair.\nEncountered neutralexplorer, only interaction option: surrender or fight. Do nothing? hail? No,you either trader prey or predator pirate who will die after one battle.', u'hours': 8.6, u'date': u'2017-12-07', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198027971581', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 210, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Aethos', u'hours': 114.2, u'products': 332, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-07', u'text': u"Did you play Uncharted Waters as a kid? How about Sid Myers' Pirates? Did you really dig Darkest Dungeon's combat system, but wonder how it would feel in a sci-fi setting? Fan of the trade aspects of freelancer, but wanted to captain a capital ship instead? Enjoy roguelikes? How about a randomly generated galaxy where your captain, officers and crew represent characters who (optionally) can die, while your ship's mission goes on? Like Rogue Trader?\nIf you answered yes to any of the prior questions, consider getting Star Traders: Frontiers. Pick your allegence and make your place a galaxy of your choosing!", u'early_access': True, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'bastion244', u'hours': 3.0, u'products': 24, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-10', u'text': u':)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'GameDogLP', u'text': u"STAY FAR FAR AWAY FROM THIS GAME. Oh boy, where to start this might take the cake as the worst game on steam. YES, worst then that airport simulator game. You're going to spawn into the world realize right away this game runs like a potato. I have an OC evga gtx 970 and OC i7-4790k 4.6 and I get a max of like 45fps and GOD FORBID stay away from changing opinions because the game will just crash I played for 90mins it crashed 8 times. Crashing is not the worst part of this game. THE GAME IS. It's laggy, animals WHAT ANIMALS only one type will spawn if you want to spawn a new type you have to leave the game and then that's when the game will freeze and then crash or you will have to ALT F4 and come back and then all your stuff is gone YES it wipes your inventory everytime you leave the game SO WHATS THE POINT OF PLAYING. There is none do not play it. That's only your first 10 mins of the game the graphics and assets are garbage, animations are trash all thou funny the world is plan and boring with nothing to see there's only one ''town'' with some crappy buildings with nothing in them the only thing you can interact with in the world is the two logs in the village that where your torture begins. DON'T BUY THIS GAME PLEASE. But don't take my word for it give it a watch. Thanks, XD", u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2015-08-25', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 17, u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 516, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'NosFeratu', u'text': u"Probably the worst launch ever. Yes it's EA and it's an Alpha, i could live with bugs. But the bugs aint the biggest problem.. Like the only thing that's implemented is crafting, but the animations suck, multiplayer suck (Cant chat, cant see playernames cant even see servernames in browser, or refresh) Sound goes in and out, FALLDAMAGE WHEN JUMPING- WTF? I actually died from jumping too much on more or less plain ground. I'll wait for a week or two to get a refund tho, and see if there's some good patches coming soon to make this playable.\nCan NOT recommend this in the state it's in atm.", u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2015-08-25', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561197993255259', u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 286, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'C@$H--[1138]', u'text': u'I loved the first game and I love this one.', u'hours': 10.5, u'date': u'2016-06-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 497, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Bonzai', u'text': u'I played this game when it came out for the PS2 and I liked it a lot. When I saw the remastered version I was psyched. Mac-Support and Full Controller Support. Sounded awesome.... BUT\nUnfortunately the "Full Controller Support" doesn\xb4t count for Mac, because it simply don\xb4t work. The producers even say is themself that there is no controller support for Mac\nwhich is unfortunate... When they advertise FULL Controller Support, they should provide it as such.\nSecondly it didn\xb4t work for me at all on Mac. The Cutscenes were lagging as hell and had a lot graphic glitches and after they\xb4re finished, the game crashs, three times in a row.\nSo I can\xb4t recommend the game IF you want to play it on Mac. On Windows you might have a better experience...', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-05-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198019500439', u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 379, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Arzach', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 369, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-05-01', u'text': u"Well i'd love to play it, if the game wouldn't crash all the time.\nSome remastering, indeed!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Delta Whiskey Hotel', u'text': u"It's been a rough decade for fans of 3D platformers. Things have been looking up over the past year or two, but it's still slim pickings, particularly for PC gamers.\nLuckily, we've got games like this.\nThe Legend of Kay is not the best game ever made. Its design is a relic of a by-gone era, and it's absolutely filled to the brink with cheesy cliches. But what it lacks in modern gaming conventions, it 100% makes up for in heart. Whoever made this game loved it completely, and it shows. The Legend of Kay wears its big heart on its sleeve, for the whole world to see.\nThere's flaws that need to be overlooked, but for those willing to take the journey--particularly those partial to the genre--you'll be rewarded with a fine adventure, through and through.", u'hours': 4.1, u'date': u'2017-04-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 647, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Gleaming_Knight', u'hours': 2.4, u'products': 59, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'text': u'rip game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'MrFreyos', u'hours': 5.6, u'products': 12, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'text': u'Great game, love it but its gotta be cheaper maybe even free.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Crivbass', u'text': u'Meh, insane bad overwatch-copy.', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 5, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 262, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'1mi\u5927BIG\u738bDone1', u'text': u'GREATE GAME! BUY IT AND PLAY IT! Please.', u'hours': 39.2, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198095524298', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 102, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Topper', u'text': u"I've been a player of Front Office Football for over 13 years. I've got a lot of hours in this game both in single player and in multiplayer leagues hosted offsite. This game will cater to that desire to prove to the armchair GM's of the world that you could do a much better job than they do at running the organization. You'll find the game looks a little hard on the eyes with a lot of menus options to look at and data to process. But once you've gotten over the stark shock of it what you'll find is a rock solid game engine that has been developed over 15 years in the making. The idea is that the problems and issues that a GM would face in the NFL can be replicated here in Front Office Fooball.\nYou want to trade up to take that hot QB prospect with the first pick? You want to decide which aging team legend you should let go first to free up cap space? You want to watch your 5th round running back develop into a world beater? You want to throw slants from the 2 yard line with the Super Bowl on the line? You want to fire the guy who DID do that? You want to move to a better city because your fans suck?\nThis game gives you control over the entire franchise from the coaching staff, to the stadium, to the players on the field, the draft and right through training camp. The curve is a little high at first, but once you get the feel for the flow of the game there is no better American Football Simulation on the market today. There is already a solid community in place with an incredible amount of gaming knowledge out there to find answers and once you've mastered the single player game you can try your hand by going against a multiude of other players in an all out, throwdown battle for the bragging rights of your league.", u'hours': 12.1, u'date': u'2015-02-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 679, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'benelou', u'text': u"Front Office Football Seven shines as a career sports management sim about the game of American Football. You can play an unlimited number of seasons, choosing to build and rebuild your team through the draft, free agency, and/or trading. It has a strong and challenging Single Player AI, and has full 32-human multi-player capabilities as well. If you've ever wanted to try to run an NFL franchise, you definitely want to give this game a shot. There is an active user community at\n, a fansite frequented by Jim Gindin, the solo developer of Front Office Football and founder of Solecismic Software.\nI have owned every version of FOF, dating back to 1998, and in my opinion, this is easily the best version ever, a fitting upgrade to an excellent series.", u'hours': 12652.2, u'date': u'2015-02-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 13, u'product_id': u'344340', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 26, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'CommunistMan572', u'hours': 3.1, u'products': 26, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'text': u'to laggy and never works', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'ChristheDarkSouls', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 61, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-08-24', u'text': u'Amm nope just nope this game is just soo bad like really F***ing bad I buy the game for 1 dolar in a bundle and i see why is just bad', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Would You Like Some Tea?', u'text': u"You know a game is good when it has crows that can kill you, and that's only the singleplayer. The multiplayer is deader than than the zombies.", u'hours': 2.7, u'date': u'2017-08-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198144267388', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 215, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Farzan', u'text': u'add me to play multiplayer', u'hours': 8.8, u'date': u'2017-08-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198071807624', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 41, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Morashtak', u'text': u'Along with all the other positive reviews I\'m only going to add two words;\nPirate Mouse.\nDevs; While "life happens" we\'re really hoping you finish this wonderful game soon(tm). As someone who has played more than a few hours of ME:Shadow of War it is just as fun NOT to be able to "mow through obstacles" but  instead be forced to think about how to overcome the problems wiithout resorting to lopping off heads.\nRecommending this to all gamers who don\'t mind the back tracing.', u'hours': 19.5, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198052462187', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 33, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'whiddiful', u'text': u'Amazing game, no glitches or bugs to report in the Early Access. All works perfectly for me. Really pleased I found it.', u'hours': 14.6, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198416685989', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 6, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Pied Piper', u'hours': 7.5, u'products': 203, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'text': u'Charming graphics with gameplay that focuses more on stealth than fighting.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'KucheKlizma', u'text': u"Flaws:\n-Keyboard control scheme doesn't make any sense (arrow keys for movement, and a bunch of ability keys thrown at random in the letters).\n-Key rebinding does not work. (C-C-C-COMBO)\nMerits:\n-None that I know of, I only have a keyboard and it's not functional with the current build so can't actually play.\n-Supposedly they will fix the advertised keyboard controller support soon\u2122", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198047661279', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 122, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Passive Sup', u'text': u'One of the most games I like so far Puzzle + Action game mix together quite great. I hope for more story of other characters. Will try daily and challenges later.', u'hours': 9.9, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197997699850', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 192, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'<(^^)>Berserker<(^^)>', u'text': u'I was initially disappointed when I found out this was going to be a match-three game, but it turns out that it\'s a lot of fun.\nPros:\n- Great match-three game implementation.\n- Artstyle, I personally enjoy the "rough sketch"-style. The food looks really good.\n- Good Tutorial, the game slowly trains you with the side-missions and makes a natural introductions of new mechanics.\nCons:\n- Relatively few ingredients on each map. Could benefit from a bit more variation.\n- Should have a mode without time limits to make the game more available.\nThe story is fine imo, you\'re not really invested in the main character or the story but I don\'t feel like that\'s very important. It\'s a puzzle highscore game. The story is there to introduce new mechanics in the game and adjust the learning curve which it does very well.\nIs it worth your money? Maybe. I\'ve been following this game for over a year and just had to buy it (it\'s shokugeki no soma + Toriko the game). I would say it\'s worth $15-20, so it\'s not overpriced but you might want to wait for a sale.', u'hours': 6.9, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197963911572', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 211, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Lofen', u'hours': 9.2, u'products': 179, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'text': u'Nice game but nothing you continue to play everyday. Fun together with some friends once in a while.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'^GrueSM40', u'text': u"It seems like a fun game... I wouldn't really know because I can't get enough people to have a lobby.", u'hours': 6.8, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198163188863', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 48, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Sleep0', u'text': u'10/10 would screw over friends again', u'hours': 97.5, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197972637605', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 222, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u':V', u'hours': 6.4, u'products': 39, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u'No lunarian. 10/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Perpetual Bad Luck Charm', u'hours': 9.5, u'products': 64, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u'Lots of fun, amazing OSTs and rage-inducing gameplay!\nA must buy if you want a virtual punch to the face.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Rithium\U0001f495', u'hours': 80.0, u'products': 105, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u'i learned more japanese from playing this than school', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Aythadis', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 2726, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2015-05-17', u'text': u"I thought I was good at racing games, as I have spent hundreds of hours playing Gran Turismo... Turns out I suck at racing games with a keyboard. Who knew?! (Unless it's Track Mania, I'm beast at that.)\nWhat started as an urge to play a racing game, and not wanting to go downstairs and hook up the ps3, I ventured into my library to see what racing games I had, I found this! So here is my totally un-informational review of GTR 2 FIA GT Racing Game. Steam says I've played 0.0 hours, but I spent a few hours on this.\nFirst off, that name! It could be shorter. But none the less. If you are someone that is looking for a racing Simulator, you will probably like this. This game has menus and settings everywhere! I spent almost an hour looking through menus before I even got to race once! Once I figured some of it out and got to actually race, I had fun! I got to race in a Lambo, Viper, and a Corvet! I never won in any race, but I had a blast just racing!\nNow there is 1 HUGE problem I had with this. The graphics. According to the game, my PC can NEVER run this game on Medium or higher graphical settings, which is bull cause I've played way more graphical demanding games than this, and play them on High-Ulrta-Max settings. At first I didn't care and just raced a few times. I gone back later to attempt to change the settings to play the game on higher settings, but that just broke the game completely. The game could no longer even open after I changed the settings... Which was a shame. I would have liked to have played a bit more.\nI recommend this only to people that like Racing Sim games. If your someone that just wants to jump in and race, this is not the game for you! This game does require work and know how to do things in it. I would guess there is better racing sim games out there, I just don't know many, or haven't played many.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'The_Bak\u01ddr [LpO\xf6l]', u'text': u"This game, this game is still boss. Add a load of tracks from around the world, car mods, skin mods from various web sites, and you're away. I still love this game, I ended up buying it twice. This is the only game I've had over 100 cars all racing on the same track, brilliant.\nThis is not an arcade driving game, this is more sim, more like had you actaully have to drive a race car. It isnt full throttle never letting go of power like nfs or grid.\nYou do need to set a dead zone on your pad steering!\nYou do need to search for the fix for the greyed out cars. It's in several reviews!\n9.6/10", u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2015-05-10', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198001292538', u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 56, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Jorge', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 488, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-05-08', u'text': u'Better than PCars for sure. It was Simbin swan song. Everything after is rubbish.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Rwelfd', u'hours': 6.2, u'products': 87, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'you cannot complete the missions because of hackers. so dont buy this game for multiplayer.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Taavet', u'text': u'This is art', u'hours': 28.4, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 6, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Datet', u'hours': 175.1, u'products': 19, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u"Best game where is anarchy. A lot of robberies, missions and tasks! Very good but every 2-3 months add a new update. Which is a lot of fun. So you don't have time to get bored in this game. Recommend!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Dusty_Monk', u'text': u'This is a good example of early access. The developers seem to have put a lot of thought into their approach to early access.\nContent and mechanics updates are small but very frequent. The developers are very communicative. Performance is very good, it runs beautifully on my stale potato laptop.\nI could write more, much more...  but my captain is fighting for his life.', u'hours': 48.0, u'date': u'2017-12-06', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198019126711', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 111, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Jeembo', u'text': u"What can you say about these brothers.  They're friendly, actively answer any question you have, listen to the community, tireless workers (do they sleep?)  If you've been burned by EA games before not being finished just look at their previous work.  They STILL do updates for their previous games (heck, two of which came AFTER this was released)  They care about quality, I really hope more Devs inspire to be like these two.\nAs for the game itself, I love it & I'm sure others can explain what the game has/does better than I can, I just wanted to drop a big +++++ to these devs because they deserve it.", u'hours': 64.7, u'date': u'2017-12-06', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197962192419', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 159, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Seandginley', u'text': u"This game can be brutally difficult and very unforgiving... which is a really harsh combo for a game with no back-up saving and no tutorial or comprehensive manual... I've done a lot of fishing in wikis and discussion boards for pretty essential information and at times never found my answers. This is something I really hope they address before the final verison...\nNow that said? If you can stomach the issues (or wait for them to be sorted out), this is a game of deep complexity and freedom, making for an exetremly satisfying experience with tons of vareity and fun mechanics. I'm deeply absorded since I started, highly reccomend!", u'hours': 25.0, u'date': u'2017-12-06', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198083871385', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 196, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'zerrunnimo', u'text': u'I always wanted to play that game.\n10 years ago, I saw a bit from this game played from the brother of a friend and it looked really good to me.\nso now that its on steam, it was a must buy for me.\nso im neither someone with nostalgic memories nor someone who doesnt know that its a ps2 game.\nI finished it in almost one session.\nso thats what I felt during playing the game:\nat first: I really love the graphic and the characters. its still looks very nice. (I know, its a remaster after all)\nsome of the other reviewers say, the controll is not really good and sometimes very difficult (some of them dont even know what they are doing during fighting). I didnt have any problems at all. it was all fluently and that jumping with Kay is really fun.\nthe controll on jumping on ropes and other platforms are logical for me as it always was back in ps2 days.\nI hadnt any problems at all with it.\nof course, the combat system wasnt clear sometimes, but I managed to see through the enemies and used combats like grabbing, defense break and switching to the right weapon on many enemies at the right time. it just needs a bit training.\nthe most negativ in this game is the view for me. I have the feeling you are stucking on the ground and you cant look at the sky at all. thats what really got on my nerves. never had a clearly nice sight of everything.\nalso, it may be that I am an aduld and this is a kids game after all, but that game was with his riddles to easy and that game is only straightforward. i mean, it only goes in one direction, you cant go back in precious levels and the quests you\nhad are mostly for the story anyway. i wished for more quests to get back to the cat village for example.\n...but you have brokeable armor, which is nice.\nI recommend this game, because I had fun. It really is a sort of a game I miss to play these days. Also, the combat system is really fun.\nIf I ever will play that game with all achivements, I dont know. I dont even know if I will play that game a second time at all, but if I do, I know that i will have fun again. and that what counts, right?\nIf some of you know a similiar game here on steam, it would be nice if you can recommend me in the comments.', u'hours': 14.4, u'date': u'2017-03-31', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 158, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'MushroomScarab', u'hours': 3.7, u'products': 829, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-03-04', u'text': u"I really wanted to like this game. I like 3D platformers, the likes of Spyro, Mario, and in a different way Sonic. But this game lost me quick. The combat is dismal, some of the time I have no idea what the character model is doing.\nThe platforming is not great either. the jump and double jump don't feel good, and is hard to control. Multiple times I got stuck on ledges and ropes, due to not being able to climb up or drop down.\nThe worst thing about this game though, is the voice acting. As you'd expect the story is the standard platformer fair, but the dialogue is painful, wih your charcter trying to be edgy. And of course Kay is voiced by a child, and sounds like a whinny brat.\nThe only thing I thought was ok with the game was the artwork. It is a pretty game, but that can't turn me round on it", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'\u0432\u0441\u0435 \u043f\u043e\u043d\u044f\u0442\u043d\u043e', u'text': u'Was looking for something like Crash or Spyro. This is definetly not it', u'hours': 10.0, u'date': u'2017-02-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198043388752', u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 96, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'3booodBOKO', u'text': u'Pos (piece of sh*t)\nNo body play this pos', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 7, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 42, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'SenpaiSalty', u'text': u'Your game is dead, just make it free to play already, you literally have no one to lose.', u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 118, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'C4 burger', u'text': u"This is a fantastic game 90 % of the bad reviews are simply because the game is dead. If people stopped commenting on how dead it is and actually played it - it wouldn't be dead. It's actually a fantastic game the only ,and I truly mean the only, issue is that because of it's reputation as a bad game no one gives it a chance. When it's on sale you might aswell try it because I guarantee you'll enjoy it. Evenm when 30 people are online in the entire game, it takes me maybe 2 minutes to find a match. That is a testament to how well designed this game is. \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing play it and then it wont be dead.", u'hours': 11.1, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 14, u'user_id': u'76561198035173766', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 125, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'./akary.u\xaf\\_(\u30c4)_/\xaf', u'text': u'To increase graphics does not point out a good remake. Another world was a quite cool game in the past, but honestly the controls were aweful and that you are suppost to die many times without your fault are relicts of the past. Why not invest 10 minutes more when remaking a game and improve the whole game...', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2016-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198002060237', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 235, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'2jkaz', u'hours': 4.8, u'products': 1116, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-11-27', u'text': u'well i played this game first time on MS-DOS and then later on SYMBIAN and i was always excited about where the story takes me on the next screen but this game was so hard to play i never finished it ...recently i went back to it for a blast on Steam and i felt the same buzz again but guess what game plays still the same so i end up giving up again  ;oDDDD', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'arato.andras', u'text': u'Best game forever! :)', u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2016-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198079949816', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 16, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Li0n', u'text': u"One of the worst tycoon games I've played. Uninspiring, unrewarding.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-05-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197996720557', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 44, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Daxxil', u'hours': 7.5, u'products': 29, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-05-23', u'text': u'originally was getting this for my girlfriend and was thrown by the reviews, dont listen to them, give the game a chance its not as bad as the reviews made it out to be, i even play it myself, its like theme hospital but with more stuff going on, and more control over the hospital, with letting you colour anything and everything any color you want lol (small detail i know but amusing)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Moix', u'hours': 3.8, u'products': 283, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-05-07', u'text': u"Was quite fun, but there's not enough content in the game,", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'angel', u'text': u'This game is made for mobile devices. It is a poor combination of Candy Crush Saga, rpg, and eleves.\nThe slow pace and lackluster animations do not help either.', u'hours': 3.6, u'date': u'2017-08-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198019366694', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 132, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Taebrythn', u'hours': 2.7, u'products': 1208, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-08-15', u'text': u"I had fun with this game even though i'm not good at the match styles. I seem not to see them fast enough sometimes. Its not a mobile game as some think. It was made for other systems before even coming to pc. I enjoy the music, graphics and the fact its voiced. its worth a look.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Mr. Matt', u'hours': 51.4, u'products': 975, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-08-08', u'text': u'They\'ve somehow combined Might & Magic with matching games and made it pretty darn entertaining. I would say this takes more effort to beat than the "casual" game it looks like, but I found the various characters simple yet likable, and playing as different factions was entertaining. It\'s much shorter than a Heroes of Might & Magic game, but offers folks a different genre to play in that world. I had a nice time, though some battles can be a little frustrating at times. Then again, I\'m not very good at this sort of game, so that could be part of my problem. ;)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'mybiblesays', u'text': u'This game had great potential. The story is great and it has everything needed for a great space shooter.\nNow what went wrong? Well, most of it.\nMy first problem was that my joystick did not work. What kind of dimwit skips joystick support in a space shooter??\nNow, it does have support for the Xbox controller for those of you that has one of those.\nWhat else is wrong with the game?\nWell, the acting is the worst I have ever seen in a game of movie ever, bar none. It is painful to watch.\nI was kind of hoping one actor would do something right, but alas.\nThe only thing that really shines in the game is the two cutscenes from the movie. Almost gave me goose bumps.\nThe only part of the game "worth" playing is the invasion, the orignial story. It is the only one that has some kind of narrative.\nThe two DLC:s I got with the game was not what I consider DLC at all. They are just minigames based on the game.\nThe first one lets you fight all crooks in a map and suddenly without any warning it just says "Victory" when you have killed them all.\nThe second DLC was the only one I did not finish so far and that is because the only "mission" is to survive for 20 minutes in a huge battle, well, technically it is protecting zeppelins.\nI got this game at a 80% sale and I still do not recommed it. Sure if you get it for 1 Euro, maybe, but there are way way better space shooters out there.\nToo bad really for I really like the story of the move and think it would be great in a game.', u'hours': 17.1, u'date': u'2015-07-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197987471006', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 113, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Lawliet', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 54, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2015-07-28', u'text': u'The most annoying gameplay music and controls are screwd up. The biggest waste of 2 dollars ever.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Cpt Wasea Azure', u'text': u'I shoot down a natzi space zeppelin to stop the Meteorblitzkrieg - do I need to say more?\nGame is pretty entertaining, but the controls for M+K are god awful so better play with the controller. Other than that is a pretty cool space shooter with lots of WTF? moments.', u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2015-06-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198027993975', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 247, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'xxJPxz', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 57, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-08-22', u'text': u'meh', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Neonspider', u'text': u'Bought it for 20 cents, still felt ripped off.', u'hours': 5.2, u'date': u'2017-08-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 631, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'AOF | Allroy', u'text': u'Blegh', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-08-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198007090621', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 380, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'RBT316', u'text': u"I actually like this game, mostly.\nThe gunplay feels great, the controls are nice and crisp and you seem to have a better field of view than in other RE titles; certainly better than many other 3rd person shooters I play or have played. The graphics are nicely rendered and the overall 'feel' of an RE title are present and it has the makings of a great game, which brings us to the negative portion of our review:\nThere are (seemingly) NEVER any players online to participate in an online match. The single-player missions seem like an after thought; tacked on at the very end because why the hell not and, again, seemingly, for no real design or purpose of structure.\nCo-op would have been nice, also. Overall, this feels as though it were rushed out to market too soon and needed a few more months in the incubator. Someone on the team *must* have been trying to push this further, and that person should be promoted -- whoever decided this should be released in its current form should have to clean toilets for the next few months to remind them how privileged the title of 'game designer' actually is and should be earned, and just liek an audience, to be desired, but not expected.\nGood show CAPCOM. Glad this was part of a 'Humble Bundle'. Had I paid full price I would have been\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\nAs it stands: meh. Buy it if it is on sale, otherwise = no.", u'hours': 3.7, u'date': u'2017-08-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 316, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'necrosarus2', u'text': u'A good dungeon crawler, I appreciate the idea of the game more than the game itself. But the game is a solid dungeon crawler, with strong daggerfal vibe to it. I would recomend to fans of crawling or daggerfall fans.', u'hours': 49.9, u'date': u'2017-11-05', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198068813331', u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 347, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Mistress of Boredom', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 269, u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-09-03', u'text': u"I really couldn't get into this game. I really really tried. I know this is going to be unfair because it is listed as 'early access' but it's been in early access for 3 years and feels really barebone to me. These are all my opinions but I could not play past 1.5 hours because I got REALLY bored. In fact, the screenshots really make the game seem cooler than it really is because the world and moving around in the world was uninteresting. I can't put into words why but I did not feel really compelled to explore. When I died I did not really feel compelled to jump back into it and try exploring elsewhere.\nMaybe my expectations were wrong and my judgement is unreasonable as a result of it. However I did not like the game for my opinions stated above so that's that.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'BEEEEEES', u'hours': 9.2, u'products': 191, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'text': u"What a charming stealth-lite game. No hand-holding for exploration, but I wish you could make notes on the map yourself; I often found myself wondering where such-and-such door was when I got the key to it hours later.\nWhen you complete 'costumes' (you are a minstrel after all) - you can wear them to get different dialogue with characters and that's a nice twist.\nThe game isn't violent and seems altogether to have nice manners; it's a pleasant change of pace in this day and age.\nI wouldn't call it an action game - it seems more about exploration, sneaking around, and figuring stuff out.\n...also it is very cute.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'BlackClover', u'hours': 9.5, u'products': 99, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'text': u"Great Game\nThe graphic is beautiful\nThe game takes awhile to solve\nI think it needs more contents, the game is a little buggy still.\nI'm overall impressed.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Demoriel', u'text': u"So I played roughly 7 hours and I am pretty much done with all the quests, at least with the ones I know of. This shere amount of time I had to invest for the game is pretty impressive, especially for an Early Access Title. The devs, in particular Mr. Seith, did a great job creating the world, the charme and the all round flow for this 7 hours. I felt entertained all the time, the lore of the world is nicely detailed, the NPCs are cunning (I love the pirate frog, he's my favourite) and the graphics are just stunningly beautiful. The only two nitpicks are the missing quest rewards (Why should I do a item collecting for nothing?) and the fact, that I could not open that one door. But these are just little nitpicks, all in all I reallly enjoyed the journey of the little mouse so far, and I am more than curious about what comes next. I recommend everyone to give this title a shot. I really feel like playing Cuphead back in the days at the convention, no one else knew about it, nobody played it there. When this is finished, it will be a modern classic, a lot of people will talk about. Thumbs up, great game!", u'hours': 7.6, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198040957889', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 71, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Angry Monster', u'hours': 17.5, u'products': 525, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u'Simple concepts but on hard can give a real challenge as you get farther into the game. You can tell it has certain cooking shows themes. Great Fun', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Corpse on the throne', u'text': u'Monopoly never was \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ed so hard...', u'hours': 2.7, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198126917358', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 64, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'MAKO', u'hours': 7.5, u'products': 872, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-20', u'text': u"It's like Monopoly, but actually very skill-based and with a theme that is charming and intriguing.\nIt almost has a deck-building game feel to it, in that all the RNG will mostly even out during the course of one session.\nI play it with friends who are far away while just chilling and chatting in discord. It's relaxing enough that you can hang out with it in the background, but also strategically deep enough if you really want to play seriously.\nAlso\n. Worth the purchase.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Ian', u'hours': 15.5, u'products': 496, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-14', u'text': u"I love this game.  I got it on a Humble Bundle under the radar and I still play it, amongst my 450+ games, and I am a HUGE gamer.\nIt looks like a board game, but with very little randomness (aside from the cards you draw).  You choose to use your cards for their movement value or, if you can land on the right spot, their action.  You find yourself aiming for specific spots to chain your cards.  Other gremlins will be attempting to stop you with their own cards and will work together if you are too powerful.  The AI plays at, about, 75% effectiveness, which is a bit of a bummer.  They won't land on your to send you to jail, which is a very common function of pvp.  Other than that, the game's pretty superb for the price I got it at.  I, still, wouldn't spend $15 on it, though, since the AI isn't challening enough (DEVS, add a lv 3 difficulty!)", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'WHMChocobo', u'hours': 5.4, u'products': 113, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u'Touhou games pretty much salvaged my late teens period and I still love them to this day.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Double', u'hours': 8.6, u'products': 93, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u'finally', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'TomokaM', u'hours': 46.2, u'products': 327, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u"It's Dark Soul, but DARKER!!!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Patchouli', u'text': u'Touhou finally on steam. :)', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198024913785', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 683, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'[UniGamer] Alkiviadis', u'hours': 2.0, u'products': 247, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2015-05-05', u'text': u'No shame in admitting I am still a racing sim noob, HOWEVER I find immense enjoyment in learning how to drive fast.\nThis sim has an extensive racing school to teach you everything you will need to know in order to be competitive on the track, it has a magnificent selection of GT cars (Lamborghini, Ferrari and Maserati, yum yum), and it still looks really really good for a title that is almost 10 years old.\nA must-have for every sim fan out there.\n10/10 would keep on trying to learn how to race with an old, sub-par wheel.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Johnny', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 683, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2015-04-26', u'text': u'If you want to play with sim racing game but your PC is very poor, then get this game. Tons of mods (FREE MODS!!), and tons of fun. Go for it ;)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Ryoko', u'hours': 2.5, u'products': 87, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2015-04-19', u'text': u"A fantastic game with a bunch of mod support!!! Definetly on par to even today's standards. Sink your teeth into this and enjoy!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'R. Andreas Spitzer', u'text': u'I\'ve ran the championships a run once, currently working on my second run-through of the game. The time I\'ve clocked in this game is closer to 40-ish hours than the 24 it says; the game launches a launcher (for file permissions) before it launches and when the launcher closes, Steam no longer says I\'m in-game.\nANYWAY. Right, review time.\nPROS\n- GRAPHICS. For a game made almost 9 years ago, the graphics hold up well. Vehicle liveries are clear and easy to read, cockpit decals are clear, and you can read the speed off your in-dash display. (All this, of course, can be downscaled, or in the case of the in-dash display, completely turned off.)\n\n- REALISTIC DAMAGE. Run your engine too hard and it\'ll blow out. Hit a wall wrong and your splitter may come off which will make your vehicle tend to understeer, or you might have a blowout which will cause the vehicle to pull to that side. Your engine may even catch fire if you\'re running it at too much throttle. (This can be turned off.)\n\n- TUNING. You can tune the cars almost how you\'d like (within reason, of course!) and the minor differences in tuning can be felt on the track. The game includes native support for MoTeC, a powerful tool used in real-world motorsport, to be used for track data acquisition. (Sadly, the MoTeC acquisition is not live - you can\'t have it on one monitor and showing live changes in speed, steering wheel angle, etc.) Note that MoTeC is not included with the game, and you should either be familiar with the tool or search for a GTR2 worksheet, as well as how to use the data in tuning your vehicle before it will be useful to you at all.\n\n- GOOD AI. Most of the AI will follow a realistic racing line, including when passing a wreck under yellow, overtaking or allowing someone to overtake, or recovering from a wreck. You can even adjust how strongly the AI performs (I believe it goes 75% strength to 125%?) as well as how their racing style is (Timid, Clean, Realistic, Aggressive, Psychotic I believe the choices are).\n\n- DAY/NIGHT CYCLE. This is surprisingly one of the things I like most about GTR2. The game includes a day/night cycle which you can adjust the speed on in the menus. It goes from realtime (24 hours == 24 hours) all the way to 60\xd7 (24 minutes == 24 hours) and the opponent vehicles will turn their headlights on at dusk and off at dawn.\n\n- WEATHER EFFECTS. This isn\'t as surprising considering many modern games have it, but remember: this was made in 2006. It comes with basic rain effects (road mist, rain fall, rain splash on windscreen) and rain strongly affects traction in 4 stages, shown by the track condition with increasing amount of traction loss: Dry, damp, wet, and flooded. You also have 3 different types of tyres: Slicks (with 3 degrees of compound softness), intermediates, and wet tyres (with 2 degrees of compound softness).\n\n- MODDING. The game makes itself easy to mod. Want a new livery for that car you\'ve been eyeing? Go online, find a template and make one. You don\'t even need to place it in GTR2\'s archive files if you don\'t want to, the game will load loose files. You can add custom music as well (note: it plays in order of filename, 0-9 then A-Z).\n\nAll-in-all the bits above are what make the game great.\n\nCONS\n\n- PROGRESSION. While this isn\'t a bad thing in itself, the way it pulls it off leaves a lot to be desired, and could have been worked much better. In order to unlock tracks, you need to win different championships (under the CUSTOM tab in the championships menu) and in order to unlock the different championships, you need to - of all things - get the gold awards in the driving school levels. NOTE: This can be bypassed by placing a blank file titled SDNDTG.DYN in the root GTR2 folder.\n\n- NOT UPDATED. There is an updated patch of the game which solves some issues, such as Hockenheimring\'s AI not turning off their pitlane speed limiter after exiting pitlane, which was not released on Steam. The version you get is incompatible with versions using the most updated version, unless you manually patch the game.\n\n- NOT ALL CARS INCLUDED. Ferraris and Porsches are included with the game, however due to the Steam game\'s design you would need to manually do some stuff to the files in order to drive them - I\'d go into detail but it\'s not permitted by the Guidelines, so if you must know, you can search it. If you do NOT do this, some championships are cut from the game, and any Porsche or Ferrari you see will be from a manufacturer titled "Gray MTR" and unable to be driven outside of tutorial, or if you are able to get the game to glitch where you\'re able to drive.\n\n- TOUCHY HANDLING. If you play with an XBox 360 controller as I do, you might be surprised in that the deadzone is virtually nonexistant. You have to gently nudge the joystick in order to take a turn, and speed-sensitive steering only goes up to a certain amount. Not a major con, and some people certainly may prefer this driving style over the traditional "smash joystick against detent" style on consoles, but it certainly takes some getting used to.\n\nOVERALL\nThis game has aged quite well over the years from what I can see. All-in-all it\'s a decent game, though I would NOT recommend it if you prefer more arcade-styled racing games, such as Burnout: Paradise, Forza Horizon et al. I\'ve got to give it a solid 8 out of 10 personally.\nEdited 2015-04-08 23:27Z to fix a fragmented sentence.\nEdited 2015-04-08 23:30Z to re-organize a sentence in the damage section.\nEdited 2015-12-31 00:59Z to redo lead sentence in the progression section. Lead sentence no longer implies I feel negatively about progression in simulator racing games.', u'hours': 24.9, u'date': u'2015-04-08', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 159, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'TvAR', u'text': u"Can't even make an account as the capthca does not work, aweful, overhyped game that doesn't even work.", u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 161, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'ktmkip', u'text': u'what a\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665online servers you can wait almost 10minuts to find a session and than you have lucky, wtf boy fix that problem and we play witch more fun al not evry heist 10 ore 20 minuts waiting for the next heist\nstorry is greed no problems witch it. it will be cool if you can dear CEO to only than you fight to npc\nonline is a disepiring me', u'hours': 434.3, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198325364089', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 24, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Garbage Day', u'hours': 290.0, u'products': 49, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'garbage day', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'AtomP', u'hours': 2.6, u'products': 1064, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-05', u'text': u'Played the original on Android and had a good time with it. The direction of this iteration is very promising and is already a great deal of fun and a push forward from the Android version. The parity of platforms is also a big bonus, this is a good game to have loaded onto my Linux laptop for downtime.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'TheGreatGrandOrb', u'hours': 11.1, u'products': 216, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-02-14', u'text': u"The worst camera in any third person game I've played. It kills an already mediocre game by making the platforming and combat a huge pain.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'malkcontent69', u'text': u'Gerat game to go back to after all these years', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198056002433', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 225, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Darwick', u'hours': 2.9, u'products': 24, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-11-26', u'text': u"This is one of the first games I ever had on PC in the old DOS operation system. That was also my favorite game, I can't count how many times I played with it. I'm sure that I spent houndreds of hours for playing.\nThis days, I was so happy that it was redistributed in Steam for a low cost. I should recommend this game for everyone who like the old adventure games, does not matter that you know this game or not. It is a true old classic game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'NA', u'text': u'Mike Suba.', u'hours': 3.5, u'date': u'2016-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197962207436', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 153, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'KanShinJi', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 266, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-04-19', u'text': u'good game idea but slightly bad image quality', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Sandfolk', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 47, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-04-11', u'text': u"This game sucks! DON'T BUY IT!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'lyric724', u'text': u"If you want to run a Hospital get Theme Hospital instead. This game is very similar with less controls. With TH you get to increase pay wages and control heating and money spent on researching cures and some random challenges within the game mode. This game has ZERO controls involved. All you get to do is build rooms, hire/fire staff and decorate the hospital and nothing else. I would prefer a hospital game where I can control staff hours, wages, the types of tasks they can perform, break times, charges for each treatment per doctor. I would also make it more realistic and include plastic surgery and post surgery recovery time spent in the hospital bed. Throw in a cafe, job posting where I can list tasks, work schedule and skill requirements just to add more to the game. If this game is offered to you for FREE then take it but don't waste the money on this game. You won't play it very much.", u'hours': 27.4, u'date': u'2016-04-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198076578570', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 11, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Hapankaali', u'text': u'Horrible crap despite getting it for free. Expected Theme Hospital, got a load of diarhea.', u'hours': 3.0, u'date': u'2016-03-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198018988364', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 314, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Kaebe', u'text': u'This game is just so great - to be honest - one of the greatest "who is gonna do the dishes" game for couples. Campaign is fun with great battle system and puzzles. When the campaign is unlocked and you have grinded all artifacts - let the GAMES BEGIN! - as now you are able to compete, be strategic and have loads of fun.\nPROS:\n- Puzzle game\n- Battle system (turn based)\n- Grinding that actually makes sense\n- Good HotSeat / PvP game\nCONS:\n- Online PvP is complete bull\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665(match-making is utterly ridiculous)', u'hours': 71.5, u'date': u'2017-07-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198062207031', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 20, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'msanime19', u'text': u'This is a really fun strategic  game that helps sharpens a persons mentality and the graphics are impressive', u'hours': 39.4, u'date': u'2017-07-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198099234933', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 1, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Fexghadi', u'text': u"Better than most recent M&M games - dunno if I have to be happy there's a good one around, or that so many are bleh. Expect 12~15 hours to beat the campaign without rushing if you're not too bad at tactical match 3, which isn't too bad for the price. It'll feel at times that the reinforcements never arrive in the right places, and can get frustrating at times, but the AI is not particularly clever anyway, so it's not too hard to make a comeback.", u'hours': 30.5, u'date': u'2017-07-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198060446059', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 59, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Gozu', u'text': u'', u'hours': 3.1, u'date': u'2015-06-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198009025108', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 226, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Tiberius', u'text': u"If you are looking for a hyper real space flight sim, this is not it.  If you are looking for a fun space arcade game, then this is for you.  It is well done and plays smoothly, the controls are simple and easy to learn and it is a blast to play.  It is based off of a movie but it is not required to see it unless you want background information and context of the game.  The game is relatively short, you can finish in a few hours so don't expect days long play to get through it.  The DLC is fun and adds a couple missions to extend your playtime including one that lets you play as the Nazis.  So if you just want a quick arcade style space shooter that is fun to play, look no further.", u'hours': 28.9, u'date': u'2015-06-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198003931282', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 170, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'NotUsed', u'hours': 6.3, u'products': 1, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2015-05-27', u'text': u'Deep down i know this is not a great game. But as a Wing Commander enthusiast I love shooting space ships WC style. Only real downsides are that I keep lifting up my mouse trying to get on some \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665s tail and the wait before a victim explodes. If I don\u2019t wait for it and it drops some loot I start lifting my mouse again to turn around.\n-\tYou like Wing Commander? Buy it!\n-\tYou don\u2019t like Wing Commander? Gift the game to a friend do does appreciate good games! ;)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'YokelBurg', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 130, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-30', u'text': u"I can't get past the first level... not because it's hard, it's simply because whenever I reach the end it just crashes...", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'afy_crazy', u'hours': 3.9, u'products': 38, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-30', u'text': u"I'm Batman.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'\uc131\uc6d0\uc9f1123', u'text': u'i love this game, but plz make korean sub...', u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2017-11-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198048311226', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 19, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'JennyRB', u'text': u'Now i know whay this game have a mix review after i played it for abit i got insulted by players. That means this community is very toxic and it is hard to find anyone that is a respectable player. As for the game itself its ok in some general.\nPros: controls are very fluent and fun to play (in some aspects), good graphics for its time, and nice story with the solo modes.\nCons: As i mentioned be for the controls are good but when it comes to actually hitting your target it is very hard to master, the jump attacks usually miss all the time, A highly toxic community (tho i usualy ignore all forms of chat but to try to insult someone right off the bat in a very inapropreate way is enuf to make me cringe and say to myself what if there are children playing on here and i do mean more then one lobby and more then one person), and last cash shop if you want your avatar look good and some of the scrools are only cash (makes me wonder if it is pay to win at times).\nConclusion: I would not recomend this game at all to anyone for it is difficult to hit anything or anyone and you will get very fustrated in doing so. Also the toxic community with its faul language and personal attacks (even if it dose not effect you personaly the point is that the community in the game dose not care if there is a child playing the game or not) and is a big turn off and you will say this to yourself "uninstal"and "never again"', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-07-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198305776520', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 28, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'vaneric90', u'text': u'this game suck', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-07-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198085380556', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 21, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'AndrewTheKi11er', u'text': u'This game used to fun but now its pretty much broken. Also GameGuard blocks joy2key which is stupid.', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-07-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 28, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Androxilogin', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 955, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-10-04', u'text': u'Take on the role of an idiotic looking animal-thing with a human face creating barriers for a sleepwalking human while a slow talking annoying voice gives you a tutorial on each action before it occurs. :yawn:.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Cotton', u'text': u"Very unorthodox puzzles that incorporate its surrealist thematic into the gameplay will leave you scratching your head every now and then, but for the most part the game is relaxed and relatively simple. The main gameplay experience is short and doesn't get difficult until near the end, however even the most complex puzzles (for the main story) are only a eureka moment or two away from being resolved. I often expected the game to be much more difficult than it actually was. Overall an enjoyable experience.", u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-10-03', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 1, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 77, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'ulissesczank', u'text': u'noice', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-10-03', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 170, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'sensej.pl', u'text': u'Total poop ... :<\nDont ask why .. it would be tooo long post .. its free so try it out but DO NOT SPEND MONEY ON IT ... few games and you will understand...', u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2015-11-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197987772532', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 210, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'ShadowXL', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 150, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2015-11-04', u'text': u'dont waste your time', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Dios', u'text': u'So this is one of those games where you think "Why didn\'t anyone make this before?" A Simple yet great concept with a lot of depth. I\'ve played this in its various beta stages and have yet to get bored of it. Units are well balanced (If you know what you are doing), gameplay rewards you for forward thinking and smart play and yet you don\'t have to micro-manage quite as much as other strategy games and can instead focus on strategy. This also makes this game very lag-resistant, so if you\'re connectively challenged and can\'t play other competitive games because of it, definitely check this out.', u'hours': 20.9, u'date': u'2015-11-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198001401598', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 462, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Butter Knife', u'hours': 2.7, u'products': 78, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-10', u'text': u'Simply easy to use and great', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Chucklenuts', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 10, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-10', u'text': u'Great', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'IamKtg5_', u'text': u"I've had 903 hrs on here, and animating with this, is very funny, recommend to all who want to start animating.", u'hours': 903.2, u'date': u'2017-12-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198129987288', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 20, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'xanderwhovian', u'text': u"freedom force is an absolutely amazing game, it's got a brilliant story, fantastic gameplay and for the gamers with more creative tastes, the hero creator is years in advance, so much so, that little to no game has even thought about power or ability customization in such a scale that this game did. the best thing about the hero creator is that you could create a completely OP'd character and just wreak havoc on the bad guys in this game, or you could create a down to earth hero with scaled down powers if you want to afford them in the game. this game is literally perfect for the right kind of people, meaning it might be a little too child friendly for some gamers, but that shouldn't be counted as a point about this game, as it did a good job on keeping it child friendly, as the violence is cartoony, not gory, or scary or in any way adult, and there's also the design choice to make it so that the characters just get knocked unconcious, not dead. in the hands of a child, it is practically a godsend because they can actually play it and have a lot of fun. and for those gamers who adore absolute carnage, the environment around you is completely destructable, save for the ground. there are some bad points to this game however, for instance, the prestige system. during missions, the better you do, the more prestige you get, there's nothing wrong with that, but, the prestige you get isn't nearly enough to pay for even the weakest of heroes, you have to save up your prestige and by the time you've saved up enough for a fairly decent hero, you're halfway through the game. it's like saving up for 20 luxurious apartments with spa's built in using only your pocket money and your deadline is within 10 months. and also, i would prefer if the game had a built-in skin and mesh creator, as you have to create it on a download from modforce and on photo editing software. but beyond those two problems and other little ones, this game is a bit underrated, but an absolute gem and i can't recommend it enough.", u'hours': 25.5, u'date': u'2014-08-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198139083573', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 26, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'[GNR] Slimer', u'text': u"Freedom isn't free for superhero's also.", u'hours': 15.9, u'date': u'2014-08-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197974714089', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 331, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'dog not understand art', u'text': u"This game seems like it could be a lot of fun. It has a great look and feel despite its age. The interface isn't perfect, but it's flexible and gives you options on how to control your character. The action is a little clumsy, but since you're issuing commands to your character rather than controlling them directly, I can take it as part of the package.\nI would love to play it some more, but there are a variety of devastating bugs. After trying several fixes recommended in the forums, I finally fixed one problem, but then hit another that won't let me continue past the first mission.\nEven though it's cheap, I can't recommend this game if so many people are having the same problems I did. It just doesn't belong on Steam if it's working this poorly.", u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2014-08-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198010860571', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 854, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'TinyPaws', u'text': u"10/10 good gameplay and mechanics\n*you can teach the bots meme's*\nthe game is fun and challenging and still in development so i am looking folward to future gameplay mechanics", u'hours': 3.5, u'date': u'2017-06-20', u'early_access': True, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 0, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 1164, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'BOT garbage', u'text': u'Hugely interesting and hilarious game that I recommend to everyone. I have had some problems with the game on my side but Eugene from the Bot Colony team has been super nice to me and tried as hard as he could to help me so that I could play the game properly. I have been able to play the game despite my problems and the game has a very interesting concept of being able to talk to robots. And like any "text-to-speech" software or game, it can lead to some absolutely hilarious situations.\nSo, despite the clunkiness of the game, the concept of it alone has been enough to charm me and make me play though the first scene. I am not finished with it, far from it, but I will play again and again with my wife until we go through it :)', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2017-03-07', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197985848227', u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 521, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Pix.lR', u'hours': 1.4, u'products': 808, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-03-06', u'text': u'In the first time i posted this i was a bit agitated and so i apologise for this.\nI changed this post with a different perspective.\nThe idea of using voice commands and/or type commands, has a lot of potential.\nTo me the game still feels unfinished as it was a long time ago.\nMind that the game is still in early access so give it a chance.\n(I was hoping it would have been finished by now)\nI was missing the options to be able to change the graphics further.\nThe I.A. learning ability is a great factor.\nSometimes the bot doesn\'t understand what i ment, but that has a funny side aswell.\nSometimes it feels like im lost on what to do or how to do so.\n(i was waiting for a popup bar of sorts to help me out a bit).\nAs it stands right now, (Mind the time of date that i posted this please).\nI dont say "dont buy it", but i do say:\nIf you are interested in a game where you are able to use voice commands or type commands,\nThen try it out! its still in early access so there are flaws ofcouse.\nWill try again in six months or so.\nAs i do i will chance the review from time to time.\nI hope this helps out for the person/person\'s that develop this game.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'warmonger3', u'text': u'One of my favorite dungeon crawlers. The world is immense, Permadeath, amazing amounts of loot, and a suprising degree of dificulty. Meaning sometimes you never go into a dungeon unprepared. The early game can be very difficult.\nSome people might get bored quickly with the lack of monster variation but with the recent magic update monsters can have as many varied spells as the player sometimes which makes up for that.\nIf you are into dungeon crawlers, rougelikes with massive amounts of loot this is a game for you.', u'hours': 90.0, u'date': u'2017-07-16', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198058399623', u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 15, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'BigRowdy', u'text': u'I like this game but it is not for everyone. This is a throwback game to the days of yesteryear. However there are things that are deeper here and things that are more shallow. The deepness lies in the vastness of the world. There are literally thousands of dungeons in this world. The shallowness is the lack of creature variety and no actual RPG interaction. But this is More in line with games like Eye of the Beholder, Legends of Grimrock, Fall of the Dungeon Gaurdians and the always ephereal grimoire. The difference is it is free roam. Now that can be a good or a bad thing. Free Roam is great but you might wonder into a tomb where you are seriuosly out matched. You play as a single character, which I usually don\'t like in an RPG, (combat rpg or real rpg) and take various quest to gain prestige, power, and ability to purchase greater goodies. The quest are shallow, really just go find this dungeon, which is not easy in this vast world, kill certain amount of x creatures or the big bad boss. Not anything that hasn\'t been done a zillion times. But it is done differently than the games of old. Of course you still attack monsters wth a few different attacks, weapons, or skills but the magic system is based on Gems. Power gems have different levels and different colored gems are for different spells....fire, frost, healing, slowing...you know the deal.  You also have two Gems on your HUD. Now these are warning gems and have nothing to do with the spells. One gem lights up when monsters are near, simulating what would be sound and smell, the other lights up because of your dungeon intuition, something is near...could be treasure...yay! or it could be a trap...booo! I need to mention now there are ways to check for traps, and you better do it cause these aint the prick your finger kinda traps. These traps were meant to kill aspiring heroes.......   So some specifics....\nVisuals...uhmm..no, not its strong point\nsound and music....decent no better.\nautomapping in dungeons...yes praise be...you need it\nsecrets areas...check\nvastness...uncomprehendable really\ngameplay...repetitive but fun, or frustrating depending on how your adventure is going.\nOh, you know how in some games you can run back to the entrance and escape disaster? This may or may not work here as monsters will follow you outside. And I already said it was a blobber so one increment at a time movements. There are obstacles out side and the creatures very often cut you off ruining your day.\nLots of treasure and stuff? nope. I forgot to mention this is more a 3-d rogue like. Its designed to be tough.\nNow I kow none of these description are particularly wowing so you may ask why I recommend this game?\nIts one of those games you play to give your mind a break. Couple hours here. Couple hours there.\nIn small chunks it will hold your interest.\nNow I wont call it relaxing completely because there are plenty of "Oh Crap!" moments you experience.\nWho might like this game? Old school rpg\'ers. Casual adventurers, gamers that love step rpg\'s.\nWho will not like this game? Console converts, graphics junkies and people who hate to have their avatars die.\nYou will die my friends...oh but how you will die.\nOh one last thing. This game has been in development for a LONG time. Not 23 years Grimoire long but still a long time.\nThe difference between those two games is that this is an entirely finished game. Why early access? The dev is always updating,albeit very slowly, unlike the afore mentioned game that has not had anything more than ademo released since 2004.\nCheers.', u'hours': 36.9, u'date': u'2017-07-09', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198059740220', u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 343, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'PoshPorcupine', u'text': u'I kickstarted this game years ago based on promises that sounded fantastic.  I just tried this game after over a year of not looking at it and it is still the same mess it was last time I tried it, when it was already super late.  Even if he ever finishes the game the graphics are so ugly and the engine so out of date it will be unsellable.  My advice to everyone, including the developer is to move along and let this die.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-12-21', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 836, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'GodfatherPlunger', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 162, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'text': u'Looks great so far. I hope that more people will notice this gem instead of all these mediocre AAA titles that come out all the time', u'early_access': True, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'DesertGecko', u'text': u'It really is a shame that I was unable to play this game, because from what I can see by the trailer and screenshots alone, Ghost of a Tale is truly gorgeous and unique in its own right.\nI am in love with the concept of the game as well as with the nicely rendered medieval setting that you play in. The hiding mechanic for avoiding enemies is also a great touch to the game and contributes to its dangerous, ominous atmosphere.\nTo my disdain, my old laptop was ultimately unable to run this game properly. The menu lagged, and I struggled to configure the settings, but more often than not, this ended in my screen freezing for a long time. When the game itself finally loaded, the application terminated due to incompatibility issues. Of course, this is not a problem with the game; it is a problem with my computer. Overall, I am highly disappointed that I was unable to play. I requested a refund to make up for this inconvenience.\nSo like I said, even though I did not have the luxury of experiencing the gameplay firsthand, I am intrigued by the concept and how imaginative the whole thing is.\n9/10 is my rating for this game. If your operating system can handle this game, unlike my dinosaur of a laptop, I definitely recommend picking up this gem while it is still in Early Access!', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198167242308', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 9, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Grimdark Rainbow', u'text': u'A game that encourages deceit, cleverness, and dragging down that sod that just got ahead, this is a multiplayer live board game with surprising depth. There are many unique characters to play as, all with their own different skills that make each playthrough subtly different. Highly recommended for any strategy aficionados, or anyone who likes administering a good backstabbing.', u'hours': 186.8, u'date': u'2017-12-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198030901388', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 100, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Sans', u'text': u"One of the best game I brought on the steam, the game both has outstanding playability and amazing art work.\nThe developers are considerate and added offline mode. It would be even better if in the future they add hotseat mode (I really want to play this with my friends, but at lease give me a chance to demonstrate to them before they buy).\nOne minor disadvanatge is the time for one game is too long, not so suitable for relaxing. I didn't find where is the contro l for the game animation speed, if you know ,can you tell me?", u'hours': 4.7, u'date': u'2017-12-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198213447096', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 7, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Arcani|Zestie', u'text': u'that game sucked me in for good. Now I am a big fan of boardgames', u'hours': 219.1, u'date': u'2017-12-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198036970755', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 129, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Purveyor of Ankle Pics', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 75, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u'Bakas need not apply.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Bolshave Klanish', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 195, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u'This is a Historic day,\nFinally, Supporters outside of Japan can officially show their gratitude to our beloved series and its creator.\nPRAISE ZUN', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'YukariYamakoSaysFuckYou', u'text': u"I'm extreamly excited that Touhou is on steam now! The soundtracks are amazing and the final boss, Okina, is hard depending which season you picked. It would be amazing if one of the PC-98 games would appear on steam.", u'hours': 9.2, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198067075010', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 43, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'lots of salty peanuts', u'hours': 5.0, u'products': 76, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2015-03-22', u'text': u'The like game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Tetronix', u'hours': 2.9, u'products': 42, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-03-16', u'text': u'Another great game by SimBin. Love the mods and other addons you can download from different sim racing sites around the interwebs. Fun to play as well.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'aliensrreal1122', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 14, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-01-12', u'text': u'Best racing game i have ever played!!!!!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'DODALDOTA', u'text': u'This is probably the best game that I ever played in my life.', u'hours': 4.4, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198159125158', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 46, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'VestiM', u'text': u'Very good and nice game also the story mode i really liked. 11/10', u'hours': 92.2, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198340838701', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 11, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Experimentess', u'text': u'love the open world', u'hours': 49.5, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198157468476', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 23, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'RightBleeding', u'hours': 26.6, u'products': 220, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-11-26', u'text': u'This game is more difficult than I remember. Very fun to play through, also kicks my memories right in the feels.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'mikey', u'text': u'So old arcade and still love to play it from time to time.\nIf you love good and challenging game this just might be for you. ;)', u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2016-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197992830805', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 334, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Dude Core', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 2810, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-11-25', u'text': u"this game is amazing on every level. The difficulty is there the atmosphere is there an all else the story is something you won't forget.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'neoVisceral', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 180, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-03-23', u'text': u"This is probably one of the worst games I've ever played and is really showing it's age (released in 2007), but that's not the reason why I dislike it. I dislike this game, because the hospital in this game doesn't even look like a hospital. It's like a mix between a very small airport, a medical practice and a train station which has severe funding issues (but I guess funding issues come down to if you actually play this game or not).\nThe storyline is extremely short and is poorly written, and has nothing to do with running a hospital. There are more doctors and nurses in the 'hospital' than there are actual patients. I don't really mind the poor graphics due to how old this game is but some of the mechanics are horrible. The AI's who work at the 'hospital' don't do their jobs (as designed). Quite a few of the patients which had been admitted, died while either using the restroom or died on the way to get treated - and you can't do anything about that. I understand that the AI are poorly written and this game was released in 2007, but there have been other games that were released in 2007 which were no where near this level of awfulness. This game isn't unplayable but you probably won't enjoy it.\nEven though I received this game in a Humble Bundle, simply put, please don't buy this. It's not worth the money and effort to install even if you got it for a relatively good price. If you do end up purchasing this game, you'll probably end up requesting a refund from Steam.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'cwhitebot', u'text': u"Have you ever wanted to sit and play a game your underwear? This is the game. You can\nmake a hospital I guess..  That's about it. Really nothing good coming out of this game.", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2016-03-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 36, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'DotaHoy | -Xeph3r-', u'hours': 6.9, u'products': 671, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-03-19', u'text': u'This game its easy, short, and boring.\nAll levels are the same.\nCharacters are a little funny thats all.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Peri', u'hours': 7.4, u'products': 223, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-07-14', u'text': u'good', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'cookiemoon', u'text': u"One of my favorite games, I've played it through at least five times. Love the gameplay, the puzzle style battles are definitely the high point for me. The learning curve is a bit steep but definitely worth learning. I've still got a lot of work before I master this game! The only downside for me is the epilogue, but I guess that's pretty oversee-able, and the gameplay is still really really solid.\nCan't recommend it if you are colorblind (since you can't change the unit colors and there's a possibility you might mistake the colors), however, for everyone else, it's an excellent play.", u'hours': 12.0, u'date': u'2017-07-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198249942036', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 8, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'\u2605Shana "\u042feverse"\u2605', u'hours': 100.6, u'products': 70, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-07-05', u'text': u'i wish got Might and Magic: Clash of Heroes 2', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'\u272a PW', u'hours': 2.0, u'products': 179, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-07-04', u'text': u'Amazing Game, also on Android!\n10/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Butter me up Scotty', u'text': u'Shot down Nazi zeppelin in outer space in a spaceship 10/10', u'hours': 5.0, u'date': u'2015-05-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 340, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Thiees', u'text': u'Iron Sky: Invasion really captured the feel of the film. The gameplay and humour had me gripped from the get go and the reasons behind some of the side missions had me laughing and asking myself "Why me?" I does a great job in expanding the story, ever so slightly, and actually protecting the Earth from the Fourth Reich had me feeling important.', u'hours': 7.7, u'date': u'2015-04-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198002873255', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 123, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Freaking_Bob', u'hours': 2.1, u'products': 315, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-03-30', u'text': u'idk... not bad i guess', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Tyrranus', u'text': u'Excellent game, graphics are still pretty much top notch, and an exceptional story. Voice acting is, unsurprisingly, top tier. Controls are simple and effective despite being a console port, though I would suggest a controller if you really want to maximize your combo scores and such. Plenty of quick \'jump in and fight\' challenges if you don\'t want to dive into the story.\nThe only "negatives" I have for this game are relatively minor. Annoying lack of free saves, the game auto-saves at determined points. Lack of choices, which kills the replay value. Sadly once you\'ve completed the plot, there is no point to replaying the game until nostalgia settles in and you want to see it again. The challenges are the only value the game has at that point and if those aren\'t your thing it\'s uninstall time.\n8.5/10', u'hours': 18.0, u'date': u'2017-11-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198116745143', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 142, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Ono', u'hours': 24.5, u'products': 251, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-29', u'text': u"Excellent first game to a great franchise!\nArkham Asylum still holds up really well today with good graphics, story, character dialogue, lighting, variety, and unique gameplay that other games continue to take and expand from.\nThe only issues I have with the game are the end boss fight which is lackluster, a few crashes near the scarecrow sections (to fix it simply turn off physx, then turn it on after scarecrow part if you still want it), the fact that the joker challenge maps are still exlusive to the ps3 verion, and you can't play with the armored suit outside of challenge maps.\nThe campaign will take you only a bout 8-9 hours but much longer if you're seeking achievements or collectibles, or want to do all the challenge maps.\nDefinitely a must buy!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'FN-050', u'text': u'1. Would you like to beat the crap out of insane individuals?\n2. Would you like to glide and grapple from a gargoyle statue to a high ledge?\n3. Would you like to be batman?\nIf you say yes, then buy this game!\nIf you say no, buy this game anyways.', u'hours': 6.0, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198257855550', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 28, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'TriHusky', u'text': u'Once upon a midnight dreary, while I watched my screen, weak and weary,\nOver many a bars of useless pay to win items galore\nWhile I stared, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,\nAs of some better game gently rapping, rapping behind the download bar.\n"Tis not true," I muttered, looking at my browser history - white as the floor\nThis is the best game ever, and nothing more.\nAh, distinctly I remember, back to OGP\'s vibrant December,\nand each corrupted GM shone like an ember upon the floor.\nEagerly I wished to play, vainly I believed anyway,\nFrom my past connection issues, issues beyond the screaming children.\nFor the screeching and buttmad children whom the parents most likely name Gregg.\nNamed XxOGVIET420xX forevermore.\nAnd the botched, broken, lagging screen of each fresh install\nEnraged me-Filled me with fantastic anger never felt before;\nSo that now, to still the beating of my heart I stood repeating\n"This game is perfect, there is nothing more."\n"A great game that surely couldn\'t be ruined thrice more"\nThis is truth, and nothing more.\nPresently my rage grew stronger; hesitating them no longer.\n"How" asked I, "And why, truly RedFox your forgiveness I implore;\nBut the fact is I wanted to play some more, not be beaten to the floor,\nTo have my wallet stabbed and bleeding, slumped against my bedroom door.\nI scarce was sure what my eyes saw was true" -Here I opened wide the door;-\nPay to win and nothing more.', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-07-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 18, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 30, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'|TRIX| ToxiC55        #Dizoman', u'hours': 2.9, u'products': 32, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-07-02', u'text': u'funny but bad network in EU people teleporting ...', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Jree', u'text': u'pay2win', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-06-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198311522688', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 36, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Santiago \u2665D', u'text': u'bad', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2017-10-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 179, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Lt. Labcoat', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 2743, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-10-03', u'text': u'Good concept and pretty nifty imagery let down by lazy puzzle design making it boring to play.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'The man in the moon', u'text': u"A pleasantly atmospheric puzzle game. All of the art and sounds in the game are mildly eerie, but if you're into that sort of thing, this is definitely worth getting.", u'hours': 2.9, u'date': u'2017-10-02', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 5, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 323, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Wild Card Bamf', u'text': u'Edit made on 11/13/15 due to Patch\nUpdate 2: Link to my review of the original Battle Battalions, called Victory Command (which I loved!):\nEdit 3: The fanboys are RAGING! Look at their downvotes!\nThe Good, the Bad, the Ugly:\nThe Good:\n-Fun, tactical gameplay\n-Short, yet exciting games (no 45+ minute LoL or Dota matches here!)\n-Interesting units\n-Easy to pick up and play, but lots of depth for mastery\n-Free maps! Petroglph updates the game regularly.\nBad:\n-Units are horribly unbalanced.\n-Unit AI is \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665. Tell a unit to move when being fired upon, and often it will sit in place, turning in place, causing it to die. VERY frustrating. Units don\'t know how to turn around and take another route with one is blocked.\nUgly:\n-EXTREMELY Pay 2 Win\n-Buy your way to more perks, better units, and more supplies\nWant to buy your way to victory? I wrote a guide to show you how!\nExamples of others confirming Pay 2 Win:\nSome people asked for clarification on the Pay 2 Win aspect:\nWhile you CAN earn everything in game through gameplay, the amount of time it takes to grind out a SINGLE unit tree (there are over a dozen) would take about 80+ hours of gameplay, assuming you\'re an above average player and you don\'t pay for any "Premium" time. Whereas a brand new player can unlock everything buy stacking boosts resulting in EIGHT TIMES FASTER PROGRESS AND 8x MORE IN GAME CURRENCY.\nIf you have all 5 perks maxed out and all the unit skills unlocked, you will DOMINATE a player who hasn\'t unlocked said battalion perks and skills. There is NOTHING wrong with allowing players to pay to unlock things faster, ala Battlefield 4 Battlepacks, but requiring players to grind this much for HUGE gameplay advantages is unethical, IMHO.\n"Perks" are similar to CoD\'s perks. There are perks to take less damage, units move faster, do more damage, etc etc. There are dozens avalible. These aren\'t tiny amounts, we\'re talking 20%+ increases to default values. This is a SIGNIFIGANT gameplay advantage, but takes dozens of hours for a free player to unlock, ASSUMING you\'re above average and win 3/5 games (against people who are paying for the above mentioned advantages against you)\nI have played ALL previous iterations of this game, including the original "Victory Command" before they pulled it from Steam, and once they finally released it, I played the Beta of this game from Day 1. I gave a lot of feedback directly to the devs via their forum, and they failed to respond to my and other players concerns about game balance, placing profits ahead of players.\nOverall, this IS a good game, at it\'s core, but I cannot recommend any game that is "F2P" but requires a substantial financial investment to win unless you\'re willing to put as many hours into it as you would a WoW character.\nBefore someone says, "What do you expect"? Ever heard of Smite? AMAZING MOBA that is completely free with only COMSMETIC upgrades you can pay for. BB could have gone this route, but they decided to make a P2W game instead. If this changes in the future, I will update my review to reflect it.', u'hours': 14.1, u'date': u'2015-11-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 6, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 40, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Briggs', u'text': u'Do you know of "Rock Paper Scissors"? Then this is the evolved version more visuals but essentialy the same.\nYou need to play a few matches to strenghten your units or buy new ones which do not suck monkey balls on a hot summer day. Otherwise this "fast-paced" game is going to put you to sleep because of its constant and only battles on top of strategic points. You may have a heavy tank but you are mightily \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ed when a infantry unit with a rocket launcher crosses your path. Why? Because shells from a tank to the face of a human being doesn\'t do anything and merely scratch the surface to reveal a terminator wrecking your units with a RPG.\nThe announcer of the game is none other than Totalbiscuit (Cynical Brit) if you do not know him I swear to god put your god damn\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665on youtube now and watch all of his videos you ungrateful ignorant well clothed human being which should be treated with respect. Another form of youtuber bait. Get an actual human being on the project that does not script emotional reactions to moving chairs or rattling windows.\nIf you can endure the early grind to the more engaging units then you may find a game you enjoy, if not GTFO OF HERE.\n"10/10 it\'s okay"- IGN', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2015-11-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 9, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 250, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Aten [No Computer]', u'text': u'Reminds me of Total War Arena', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2015-11-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 186, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'guysy', u'text': u'love it', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-12-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198233983380', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 14, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'A Very Nice Moustache (G.E.W.P)', u'text': u'Is nice.', u'hours': 7.3, u'date': u'2017-12-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198264948041', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 9, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Comrade Ripperino', u'text': u'Great program and so fun to use! Once you get used to it, it\u2019s so fun to make posters and animations for yourself and your friends. Just valve update it please and fix the bugs. A solid 8/10 i give. <3', u'hours': 65.5, u'date': u'2017-12-10', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 26, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'JC', u'text': u'(There is also a GoG version now that fixes the dread cursor bug, so you might wan\'t to take that into consideration and get it there instead, I have had issues with the game in the past even when setting up in compatiblity mode and got a second copy there, and my issues ended.)\nAll you need to do is ask yourself how many games can you pick up a taxi cab and throw it at a mobster or beat giant robots with lamp-posts. Does that sound like fun to you? If so this could be right up your ally.\nIt is a wonderful delight for any old comic book fan. The characters are campy like the old batman/superman tv shows. The stories are fun and characters are a hoot like the fun loving sea urchin, or the speedy southern boy "Bullet." Mentor the master of mind control or Melancholy "Man-Bot" will keep you going through the different stories and invested in the them. The only thing better than the characters are the villains, and the guy narrating does a great job. The game has many short stories, which play like episodes and they all lead up to a final showdown, worth getting too. (20-30 hours on average i would say)\nThe game has massive re-playability with leveling different characters, I think there are 12+ and  you could play through the game 10 times and still have more characters to try. Not to mention the many character combo\'s and who to use the XP canisters to level up more. Leveling up certain characters can really makes them shine and give a whole new way to play them. Mixing and matching can lead to tons of different ways to play the levels. Who you bring on each mission, and which ones you give canisters too can really change the whole feel of the game.\nI will say, the interface and game play takes a lot to get used to, if you aren\'t familiar with the older GUI\'s from the 90\'s it can be tough. But once you figure out how the hits work, and AOE powers and such, it really is fantastic.\nThis is one of my favorite games ever made, while FFII, was good, it just is not as good as the first. But if you do like this one, I highly recommend the sequel as it really is more of the same with some better balance. The second is a bit shorter, and is lacking in the amount of new characters. The game is more of a continuation that feels like an expansion verse the whole game of the first.  The game is "Antastic!"', u'hours': 28.2, u'date': u'2014-07-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198052781400', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 122, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Laubstir', u'text': u"Probably the greatest game of all time....to LAN. Sadly, there's no other way to play it.", u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2014-06-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 296, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'HopeTheory', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 184, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2014-06-28', u'text': u"Growing up, I always wanted this game. It looked super interesting and tons of fun for what it was. I finally picked it up today and... it is unplayable. When I give commands, Minute Man does not follow them. He runs around where ever he pleases. That was very frustrating. I somehow got through the first level by left clicking and I selected an option with the right click (i.e. I should just have to right click then left click but I had to right click then left click the option I wanted then left click again once Minute Man started moving.) But I can't start the second mission. I'm so confused. I do not know if there is a problem I need to fix in my settings or if this is truly unplayable as it is. I wish steam support wasn't down so I could figure this all out. It's very upsetting. I'm extremely disappointed.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'sqc1', u'text': u'You control a male or female character, which you name by yourself and you have all access given to command the robots as you wish.In addition of only giving commands or interrogating the robots, the game includes two episodes at the moment while the third is currently in development. Full exploration on a pretty big enviroment which you interact with it in whichever way you want!\n(Haven\'t finished it yet on my playthrough but it\'s promising and will not keep you bored)\n+Many  commands and dialogues. From "Go To" to The game of 20 questions with Charlie!\nEnough said.\n+No bugs! In my 7 hours of gameplay, I have not noticed any bugs or failures in coding or physic errors.\n-Some random FPS drops on low-end pcs. I have tested this in two rigs both low spec and they have some random FPS drops, could be cause of the engine.\nAlso, if you want to see the full command and in-game heads up, you can follow this link:\nIf you want to see what kind of interrogation is includes in the game, you can follow this link:', u'hours': 19.3, u'date': u'2017-03-01', u'early_access': True, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 303, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Eric Manslayer', u'hours': 1.4, u'products': 304, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-02-28', u'text': u'This game is a blast and you deserve to give yourself a chance to try it.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'YG Gaming', u'text': u"In this game you, the player, can converse in English with robot characters you can do this by typing or by speaking which will then be converted to text for the robots to understand.\nBot Colony is an episodic adventure game which is very unique. it is the one of the only games where you can you can talk to robots and they will be able to understand what you are saying and they will talk back to you or follow your instructions, you can only speak to them in English for them to understand you. The game is not limited to commanding robots, you can actually investigate by using your own words and discover the back story.\n- Awesome art style\n- Cool looking robots\n- Simple menu, easy to navigate\n- Narration for cut-scenes, subtitles included\n- Nice music\n\n- Lack of Graphics options\n- Not optimized for the lower-end PC's\nWant my opinion in numbers? - 5/10\nI hope this review helped you, Game on & Stay Awesome\nReview written for Trump Giveaway's Curator.", u'hours': 2.8, u'date': u'2017-02-27', u'early_access': True, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 5, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 506, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'TreacleMaki', u'text': u"It is a good game but it is very hard, I can't get back from the game so I have to close my game down, controls are hard and last of all it glitches a lot. I'd say 3.9 stars", u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198372149803', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 3, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Fuchs', u'hours': 2.6, u'products': 93, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'text': u"Maybe it's a bit interesting just for the novelty of it, but the game just doesn't feel balanced at all. Even if you have friends who own the game, it's way more fun to watch than to play. It would be fun to play if it were free, but there's no way to justify spending money on this game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'This Is Not Roblox', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 23, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'text': u'Glitches and gets old', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'RAVEN', u'text': u"On sale for a dollar. Why not? Fun. Fast paced. Hectic. Like it. I would pay more if: 1. Running could be toggled instead of always pressed (which is fine except when a. jumping, you have to take your finger off and press again. b. whenever bullet time occurs, same problem). 2. shoting matched aiming--there is lag time there, not terrible. 3. New music. 'Nuf said.", u'hours': 4.0, u'date': u'2016-05-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197983479748', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 58, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'tina_renee_juliette', u'text': u"It's a one dollar 3D version of Pac-Man meets Smash TV. Buy this!", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-05-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198253554208', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 149, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Sir Sock Bread Samurai', u'text': u"Downloaded, opened, requested a refund. There are no control options whatsoever, so if you play inverted, I've got bad news for you.\nBut on the other hand, it's overall a great game, and plenty of fun. I certainly recommend it. That is, I certainly recommend it unless you play inverted, in which case I certainly recommend you wait for an update.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-05-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198127034646', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 69, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Linkz57', u'hours': 5.2, u'products': 706, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-06-25', u'text': u"Remember when Paper Mario was an RPG? It's like that, but less fun and more repetitive. One of the weapons you start with keeps you from attacking; it's iritating, but made better by Double Fine's skilled writers.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'fallingstars4', u'hours': 8.7, u'products': 37, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-06-24', u'text': u'really fun and pretty game!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'blackshark64', u'hours': 8.4, u'products': 1393, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-06-13', u'text': u"Costume Quest\nThe gang is out collecting candy again, but with a twist. Time travel and an evil dentist has cause the end of halloween as we know it. You now must time travel to prevent it.\nSame adorable style of graphics and humor as the original. The level designs are much more interesting this time around. The objectives are a bit more interesting along with use of costume powers to traverse the level or solve small puzzle situations. The use of cards that give combat advantages.\nEven though the combat should be more interesting with timed button presses forcing you to stay involved it ends up just being annoying. The cards are great, but the actual abilities don't seem as interesting or balanced as the original.\nIt's a great game if you loved the original. If you didn't like the first one you won't like this one. It doesn't really evolve enough to be called anything beyond an extension of the original.\nIf you play and like the original I'd suggest playing this, but get it on a sale.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'PR3DATOR', u'text': u'Buy this! This game is a gem. I\'m new to first person, oldschool, roguelike games in general. After being introduced to the game by a friend, I decided to give it a go. I\'m about 10 hours into the game and I feel like I\'ve barely scratched the surface of what the game has to offer.  The game throws you into the massive world with little "hand holding," which encourages you to explore and forge your own path. It\'s has creepy dungeons, traps, puzzles, and the ever so addicting looting and selling. TRY THE DEMO! It\'s FREE! ( on the games website.) The Developer seems to be very dedicated to the game, which is more than i can say for most early access games! I own 3 now.\nGive the game a try!', u'hours': 14.1, u'date': u'2016-12-16', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198215535279', u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 99, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'ClawlessVictory', u'text': u"I read a description of the game and instantly loved the idea, it sounded like the game I always wanted to play.  After reading up a bit more and viewing a few posts on the official forums, the developer's heart seemed to really be into it.  So, knowing that it was in EA, I bit the bullet and dove in hoping for the best.\nIn it's current state, the game is very, very bare-bones and every aspect of it is an ugly mess to put it bluntly.  Now, it's possible the graphics and art could grow on me with time, I'm very forgiving in this regard and I prefer a minimalist approach over a stellar budget with all flash, no substance.  The problem is, I don't see much substance here yet.  There are only a handful of enemies to fight, and fighting consists of clicking until either the enemy dies, or you die.  Sure, there are supposedly a variety of spells, but playing the permadeath mode, I only ever acquired the beginning heal spell before I got bored with the paltry content.  Stats are all very simplistic and it seems like there might not be much room to grow, but I'm hoping it's possible.\nThere are some cool ideas here like having an infinite world to explore, claiming new sites that other players can find and explore, but of the dozen or so different dungeons I've seen, they're nothing special at all and if you've seen one, you've seen them all.  Very little variety, but hopefully more will be added in the future.\nI normally wouldn't review a game in this state, but at the glacial pace it's being developed, I find it very hard to believe this game will ever deliver what it promises.  It's my fault for not doing more research before buying and I definitely regret this purchase.  I recommend putting it on your wishlist and stearing clear of a purchase until more progress is made.  MUCH more progress.", u'hours': 12.4, u'date': u'2016-10-21', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198088899050', u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 187, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'wallace8766', u'text': u"I have died so many times to pit traps.\nI have waited so long for the magic update.\nThis game is just a lot of fun to play.\nThe update was worth the wait, and this game shines with it in place.\nThere isn't much more to say here.   Yes, others have claimed the game is unfair as an early access game.\nB.S.\nPlay it and have fun.\nSeptember 20th update:\nHotfixes have already started fixing the long awaited magic update, and the developer has made it his mission to start fixing and tweaking what he has released.\nGreat game if you're into procedural generation and its madness and roguelike difficulties.\nThumbs up.\nApril 23, 2017 update:\nDeveloper cares for his community, and cares this game runs correctly.  The newest enchantment update is phenomenal and opens up gameplay possibilities.  It's nearing 1.0 final release.  If you really think you're not part of a community with the game, you're just not trying to get involved.\nThe opportunity is there over at the official Malevolence forums.   A gem of a game.\nIf you're looking at reviews thinking: nah.   You're losing out and will pay more money when 1.0 goes live.", u'hours': 71.6, u'date': u'2016-09-16', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198053709888', u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 33, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Krimitthekit', u'text': u"Let me start with the CONS:\n-Animations are broken\n-Crafting doesn't work at all (can't even make a stick with logs)\n-Sound is broken\n-No in game chat\n-No player names above players\n-No animals\n-No food\n-Found water and could not drink it (broken)\n-Game crashes from simple things like, accessing the settings tab.\n-No save data, so expect that when you try and load back onto a server it will start you over\n-A wierd crowd of people defending this game (the worst I've ever seen)\n-Multiple crash issues due to using simple game mechanics\n-Graphics are terrible\nPROS:\n-None at the moment\nAlpha or not this game was released in an extremly broken state.\nI'll update this review upon further inspection of the game.\nDev's I know you do your best and I support small gaming firms....but this game is not ready for release.", u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2015-08-25', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 68, u'user_id': u'76561198004630342', u'product_id': u'369080', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 102, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'xXx360SNAPESCOPExXx (Koksmurf)', u'text': u'is of good', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 60, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Wowee_xd', u'text': u'Poland can not into space', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 257, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Celery The Barrel Master', u'hours': 7.6, u'products': 32, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'10/10 would\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665again!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'OrcaLover55', u'hours': 44.2, u'products': 60, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-12', u'text': u'really fun game, makes me hate my friends some times......... ... . . as any board game can', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'ANDYOFTHEJEWS', u'text': u"In case any of you are wondering yes, you can mod GTA V with Open IV. If I was to rate this game on it's story then I'd give it a 8/10. If I was to rate this game on it's multiplayer 2/10. The microtransactions are awful. Every DLC item that looks cool costs like $1,000,000,000. Get this game for the singleplayer not for the online.", u'hours': 33.2, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198068342078', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 94, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Herr Finklestein', u'hours': 1.9, u'products': 281, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-11-25', u'text': u'Let\'s sum up the history of this title in extreme TL;DR; form:\nAnother World tells the journey where a man of science is taken away to a distant universe because of an experiment gone wrong. His only ally in this foreign place is a fellow alien prisoner. Through trials and tribulations they come to understand one another and they help each other progress in their escapes so that they may both find a path home.\nThis is a classic that I originally had on 2 (TWO) floppy diskettes and it is still as unforgiving, but fair, now as it was then. Like "Space Ace" and "Dragon\'s Lair" memorization plays a key role in progressing successfully through the levels but fortunately the game won\'t be eating your quarters, just your avatar.\nThe game oozes with ambiance and danger with every step taken (literally in certain levels) and is a master piece of design in every way. The visual upgrades in the Anniversary Edition are a joy to behold and do not detract from the original gameplay in anyway. If you want to play one title out of retro gaming lore that did not originate on a cartridge first, Another World is a title you should consider for a play through.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'\u0394\u03b1\u03af\u03bc\u03bf\u03bd\u03b1\u03c2', u'hours': 67.5, u'products': 123, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-03-26', u'text': u"Although the gameplay is OK there are some bugs, and dev oversights that slender the game. For these game for 6 reasons I am giving a big NO recommendation.\nFirstof all: NO SAVE GAME. Only on some occassions the game saves it self but nothing more. If for any reason you want to urguntly leave  the game you will lose any progress\nSecond: About the achievement now. The game some times seems to become corrupted and won't give achievemnts (medals). The first time I ve played the campaign I ve earned 27/30 achievemnts, and when I ve replayed (many times) the campaign to earn the rest 3, the game is not giving them.\nThird: Campaign is fun just at the first time. After the second time it's boring. No different parametrs. Even enemy fleets are the same with exactly the same type of ships and exactly the same numbers. I ended having 35+ hours gameplay just because of the achievemnts bug (see above). Otherwise the game length is 5 hours for an average player.\nFourth: Some times the Dundee bomber becomes unavailable in the latter chapters.\nFifth: ALWAYS crashes on exit after a long session (usually if I have played 30+ minutes)\nSixth: DEAD support. And I mean it. Those guys obviusly wanted some money fast. They seem they abandoned the game. Obviously this is not good for their future plans as game developers.\nAs a conclusion the game is far below average!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Samwell Lewis', u'text': u'Great Game, great storyline, great voice acting, good graphics. A complete Batman experience', u'hours': 16.7, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198393733930', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 6, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'vivaha', u'text': u'nice', u'hours': 4.2, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198072640068', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 20, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'\u272a cann M', u'hours': 12.6, u'products': 15, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'text': u'10/10 Game. I was so sad when game ended', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Kevedead', u'hours': 65.0, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-06-23', u'text': u'why do we have to make a new account why cant we just use our redfox account to tranfer??', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Issei', u'text': u"I've been playing this game for a couple years now and i've been with them through the moving of severs. ive had many fond memories in this game. but my biggest complaint is that the severs are garbage. There's lagg everywhere and i dont understand why the servers ar this bad.", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-06-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198080795937', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 5, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'CANT CHEAT ON ANTI-CHEAT', u'text': u'h', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2017-06-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 4, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Ivankov LONGDICKSTYLE', u'text': u'Creepy and\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-10-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198066861039', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 32, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'[Spectnaz]Dredd', u'text': u"Looks nice. The first thing that greets you is that game is played better with controller - sadly using controller is laggy as hell, you can feel it even in menu before even the game has started. I even used Alt+F4 to exit - seemed impossible to do it with the controller. Using keyboard is better still feels little laggy. Since game requires you to move around stuff in timely manner I can't recommend it.\nController used: F710", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-10-01', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 7, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 1599, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'\U0001d415\U0001d41a\U0001d429\U0001d428\U0001d42b\U0001d416\U0001d41a\U0001d42f', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 27, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-09-30', u'text': u'I got it for free lol', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'abydos', u'text': u'I Very love it, the fieelings like the old C&C games :)', u'hours': 10.3, u'date': u'2015-11-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 633, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Kodyd194', u'text': u'Battle Battalions is a near exact replica of Victory Command, under a new title after there was some legal shenanigans requiring a name change. Battle Battalions (Victory Command) is basically a simplified RTS, you command a battalion (a group of units) based on whatever type they are, like a variety of tanks and armor, or infantry squads like snipers, soldiers, etc.   In the standard pvp mode you group up with 4 other players and attempt to capture points and objective locations on the map. Whenever all of your units are defeated you are "out" and likewise, if you team loses all of there units or the enemy team collects all the objective points from teh captures, you lose the match.\nThe combat itself is pretty rock paper scissors, anti armor kills tanks, light vehicles and snipers shred infantry, that sort of thing, so there is lots of counter play and picking your battles.  If there are any real differences besides some of the ui tweaks, or the name change between this and victory command I cant see them at first glance.\nOverall the gameplay in Battle Battalions feel there, but I don\'t have high hopes for the game considering the fate of the (now dead) predecessor, Victory Command.  However that being said if anything I said above interests you, go for it and play, if you like the game you might end up helping it keep going!', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2015-11-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 181, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'JellyTee', u'hours': 6.3, u'products': 221, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-11-04', u'text': u'.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Totally Not Alpharius', u'text': u"I wasn't a huge fan of Star Trader 4x but I am a fan of this one in particular, it's very fun and sandboxy. While it doesn't fill every niche that gives me the itch it does check some of those sandbox element boxes. Great Work!", u'hours': 6.0, u'date': u'2017-12-04', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198030384427', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 444, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Lys', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 242, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-04', u'text': u'Great start, with really active dev team working on it to make it even better ! They have all my trust.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'WaKKO151', u'hours': 113.0, u'products': 194, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-04', u'text': u"****Update After More Gamplay*******\nThis game is also very deep. Even after dozens of hours of gameplay I am still learning new things and reaching new thresholds and seeing there is more. The game gets more complex as you face the concequences and rewards of your choies.\n***END***\n[TLDR]\nThis game is basicly Warhammer 40k Rogue Trader d20 RPG Rule Set in a Procedurally Generated Map with a ton of Factions arguing over who shoudl be in charge of the galaxy.\n***Overview***\nThe Meat of the game is doing missions, trading, and a card based mini game that shows you all the possible outcomes before you try something and allows you to use your crews abilities to give you some rerolls on the card choices. It is actually quite terrifying as you can see your objective on one card, and your crew dying on the card next to it and know that either one is a possible outcome. You use this mini game for 3 activities whcih take place in the Orbital layer of gameplay. You can try to SPY on people. Maybe hack into nearby comms systems or satlites and learn some stuff people don't want you to know. You can PATROL the area and attack smugglers and pirates to increase your faction standing or to complete a mission objective. When you BLOCKADE you are trying to find a smuggler or merchant to rob them of there cargo. All 3 of these mini games use the card based system. Other then that there is alot of talking to people and gaining information or making choices based on how you have decided to play.\nThe story so far is amazing. If you decide to just skip the story missions and start flying around someone with a story mission might come find you or you might just accidently end up on a planet that has a story mission and they will contact you while you are on the planet and talk to you. If you simply choose to help no one the story goes on and at any time you can decide to intercede but your inactions have consequences too. For example if you help them deliver things but aren't willing to attack people jsut yet then they will not send anyone out to attack there enimies and eventually there enimies will come attack them. Someone might lose. They might send word to you to help with the new side of the crisis they are dealing with. Ignore the again and the story moves on. Help them and the story changes. Help them but fail a bunch of skill checks and the story changes again. It feels organic but you know its not and it made me really appreciate the work that went into a section of the game that isn't a labor of love for other simulations like this one. The story is not completely implemented yet and some of the side characthers and quests will simply tell you that if you try to access them but I am excited to what they do with these opportunities.\nWhile flying around the game is constantly rolling skill checks for piloting, repairing accidents as they come up, special ablities are being used automaticlly and going on cooldown for 3 weeks. Its all happening, you can see its going on, and even effect it by getting more expierenced crew, incresing your ships systems, etc.... But the idea that at some point your going to fail a bad skill check and your ship is going to be damaged, one of your awesome crew might die due to suffocation during a fire, or someone might make it to the doctor and die because the doc saved somebody last week automaticlly so he has 2 weeks more on his cooldown and he only rolled a 2 on his skill check. He needed to roll a 10 or better. And all of that can be simply ignored. The game can be played without focusing on this information.\nYou get into this weird rythm every time you land on a planet.You buy gas, repair your ship, have everyone healed at the doctor on planet as long as the planet has enough medical supplies, you get everyone stoned on space spice (again as long as they have enough drugs to supply you), you pay there wages, recruit new crew for anyone that has left in the dead of night or died by being decapitated and then sell your goods and check the exchange prices to see what is being sold here and what people are buying. All of this makes your crew happy, makes them want to train hard at there job and gives them xp, and ensures that they will listen to you when it counts and stick around for the hard times. You really start to care about your crew. They are so valuable and you can really customize them to fit certain rolls. Some of your guys are so awesome that they are given there own room on the ship. They command respect from the others and act as leaders, keeping them inline while in combat, or on shore leave. They gain access to alot more classes and can take up to 3 classes total. Captains can be 1 out of maybe 6 or 8 options as a class in the begining, regular crew are normally 1 class out of maybe 6 - 8 different classes then the previous mentioned ones. When a charcther is an officers or captain they gain alot of extra levels and can multiclass taking any of the 12-16 total classes available. All of these classes gain skills every time you take them. Its small but it progresses quickly. And every couple of levels you gain an ability. This could be soemthing like a save when you fail a roll for something specific. Lets say you make an engineering check, your mechanic knows a skill that lets him pass a failed test once every 3 weeks. After that the mechanics ability goes on a 3 week cooldown. But if you have more then one crew member with the same save you can use more then once in a 3 week period. Or the ability could be something to buff your ship in combat or an attack you use when fighitng in combat.\nThis brings me to the last subject. The Combat.\nThere are two types.\nShip combat is a 1v1 fight with another ship. Every hit counts and lucky shots can cause, you guessed it, skill checks, and failing these could lead to something really bad happening. If the engines go out or you lose alot of your hull or crew during a fight then the fight is over. Depending on the difficulty of the game this could mean simply going back to the map with your crew badly beaten and a loss of all of your cargo and/or fuel and limping back to port with an angry crew if you are playing on easy. If you are playing on harder difficulties then everyone dies, the ship explodes, you all vent into the void. I AM HOPING IN THE NEAR FUTURE THAT WE WILL BE ABLE TO EDIT AND CUTOMIZE THE DIFFICULTY SETTINGS!!!!!\nSquad Based Combat ala Darkest Dungeon is the other combat in the game. Somtiems you will land on a planet for a mission and you end up running thru the city getting chased by guards after failing a skill check during diologues. You fail another skill check and you go into combat vs 4 other guys. Anyone in your crew can be chosen for combat. Anyone who dies in combat will have to roll a death save depending on the difficulty setting with  2 possible outcomes. They are really messed up or they are dead.\n***Verdict***\nAll of this adds up to a game that is awesome. If you like RPGs, Simulations, sid meiers pirates, space games, space rangers 2, warhammer 40k, rogue trader, board games, or just thought what I wrote in my review was like video game porn then pay 15 bucks and help shape this game before the idiots start talking about fair and balanced.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'samuraijoe', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 433, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u"This is a wonderful game.  Granted, I haven't played for very long yet, but it's charming, the plot is absurd yet fun, and the graphics are really nice.  It even runs nice and smooth on my T440s, what more could I ask for?  Play it, you won't be disappointed.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Kye', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 612, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u'This game is a solid buy. Pretty art and a fun concept.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'JesterAG', u'hours': 9.1, u'products': 110, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u"Hard to reccomend this one. Everything about it feels half finished except for the puzzle and story elements.\nThere is a lot to love here with the world and story, but the gameplay and art in the game screams for a level of polish that just isn't delivered.\nCombat feels floaty and laggy, the art assets are incredibly low resolution, and the whole game feels like something that COULD have been great, but stopped at mediocre with a dash of interesting.\nIf you can forgive the lack of polish, this is a cute little ride with an interesting blend of mechanics. If you want polish; there are plenty of other games at this price point that nail it where Battle Chef Brigade fails.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Derppy', u'text': u'I Wish I Could Down Load This On A Mac', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-12-08', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 6, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 5, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Trainiacs101', u'text': u'it nice', u'hours': 230.6, u'date': u'2017-12-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198197564095', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 9, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'teaganpug', u'text': u"It's a rather useful and fun software, keeps your mind running creatively and you can express your ideas with others. Really smooth animations can be made and I highly recommend this to all of you!! x", u'hours': 29.4, u'date': u'2017-12-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198284535852', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 8, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Napsterblook', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 17, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-08', u'text': u'66u', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Sparkymalarkey', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 507, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2014-06-21', u'text': u"...Nyeeeehhhh... It's not my favorite...?", u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Jimbo', u'text': u"The game seems great...but 3 bugs in a row in the first mission make you sad about your order.\n- Main menu initially unclickable\n- Unable to proceed to the second mission. Can't click the mission briefing menu.\n- Minute man was unable to follow command. Go in a direction for eternity or in circle.\nI feel king of sorry, but this is unplayable.", u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2014-06-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198037104777', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 442, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'the.krugler', u'hours': 2.1, u'products': 190, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2014-04-05', u'text': u'I love this game. I dont know if its super heroes or nostalgia but its a great game. You do have to get use to the old school ontrols but theres a huge roster of characters and if you get a few friends in for the ride multiplayer can be fun too. *** there were some problems starting out though***So i opened it the first time and it didnt work and then agin with the same result. I was about to give up on it but luckily tried one last time and IT WORKED! I have windows 8 and it worked.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'smiling man', u'text': u"When I see a project with lots of potentials, I recognize it.\nThis game is the first of its kind.\nThere are already games that support voice commands (E.G. Binary Domain) but, this isn't about just simple commands, we are talking about interactions with in-game characters. I am the first to admit that I stayed a long time in the first part of the game talking to a small robot just to know what it can do and it was absolutely amazing.\nI followed this project since when it was on Greenlight and Indie DB and I know how many efforts and sacrifices have been put on it.\nI recommend this game, not only because it's amazing, but because you can help the developers make it even better and this is what this game deserve.", u'hours': 11.9, u'date': u'2017-02-27', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198047539691', u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 65, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'SirCumference', u'text': u'Broken piece of crap game. When you tab out it crashes your computer -10/10 would never play again', u'hours': 8.8, u'date': u'2017-02-25', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198046673270', u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 366, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'thuvicious', u'text': u"Bot Colony is certainly a unique experience. You can use your voice to control the game. You don't have to use your voice, but I would suggest taking the time to train the voice software. It makes the game basically hand free and I feel you get the desired effect.  It brings me back to the Dreamcast days when I used to play Seaman and talk to my fish for hours. Fortunately, time has had a positive effect on voice software and Jimmy ( the robot in-game that you talk to) can understand me far better than my virtual Dreamcast fish could ever dream to. It's pretty casual but it is a good time. If you have ever seen Irobot, you know that sometimes it is the way you word your question to a robot that decides how it will respond. There is an element to the game where you have to question Jimmy to find out what happened before you got there. I really enjoyed that. Like I was Will Smith in Irobot. Either way, it was fun and in my opinion worth my time.", u'hours': 9.6, u'date': u'2017-02-24', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198138277157', u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 352, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'SpeiDz', u'text': u'i lv you', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198264932229', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 13, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'TRANNY', u'text': u'i was one of the first people to buy this game it is an amazing game changed so much with major impovements', u'hours': 8.7, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198127797632', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 8, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Uggzy', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 30, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'text': u'terrible.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'kyler', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 34, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-04-30', u'text': u'Very fun fast paced game. Fun to listen to music and chill out on.\nPros: +Fast paced\n+ Addicting\n+(surprisingly) Hard Gameplay\n+Awesome Idea\n+Cheap\nCons:-No Multiplayer\nCheap, get it', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'GoronElder', u'text': u"I want to test the beta multyplayer. I think this game is amazing. I think a custom map creator would be really cool. More weapons and a weapon shop to put them in. You could win money after each match and use that money to buy weapons, weapon upgrades, character upgrades, and power ups you can use for the next match. Maybe even custom weapons on the Steam workshop that other players make. You could even make a shop that sells the weapons that players downloaded from the workshop. Finally steam cards and achievements wouldn't hurt.", u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2016-04-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198209071455', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 102, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'l3v1l33\u2122', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 334, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-04-24', u'text': u'i litteraly just bought the game and im shocked. i saw this game on pepsimanvsjoe steam profile. i have to say im very happy with it and im glad i get to be a part of this game. seeing where it goes and what it will become. it reminds me of super smash TV. for only 2 bucks i recomend everyone supporting the dev and seeing what he/she does.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Dr. Worm', u'text': u"great game for aany time of the year. i would suggest both costume quest games for all ages. It's clever, has great humor, isn't too hard to play, and has a fun story. Worth every penny.", u'hours': 10.9, u'date': u'2016-06-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198023280121', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 257, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Bronski Beat', u'text': u'Great game, lovely atmosphere.', u'hours': 8.2, u'date': u'2016-06-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198047232247', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 81, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'PiotrLolo', u'text': u'Great game. I\'m too lazy to write something longer but I must write something to click "recommend".', u'hours': 12.8, u'date': u'2016-05-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198010082736', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 395, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'BladeOfKitta', u'hours': 23.6, u'products': 470, u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-08-30', u'text': u"Take one part Might and Magic. Add in some gfx flair. Multiply it by a million for how big the world is. Then convert to pints of blood,sweat, and tears, cause the only being that has shed more of that than this dev has poured into this game...... is you when you walk over that first spike trap!\nControls are standard fare, done well. And the new magic system is eagerly awaited. Can't wait for the polish run!\n2,000,000 Pints/Spike Trap. SEVERELY recommended!", u'early_access': True, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'cmcm', u'text': u'Stay away from this game. It has not been updated for two years . Supposedly there is some secret cabal of players who get updates, but those who paid into early access get jack squat. The developer is a thin skinned pansy that bans you from the forums for needling him in the most gentle manner to deliver a quarter of what was promised before we all die of old age.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-07-27', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197999507238', u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 272, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Felis Catus', u'text': u'Nominated for the "Defies Description\u201d award.', u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 224, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Pjenter', u'text': u'It is one of those old newgrounds games where you can waste your time on and not regreting it.\nIt is a marvelus game I would ask you just to fly into Frence.', u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198162427687', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 56, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Polandball', u'text': u"Is true story. UKball toilet make good rocket- don't tell UKball I use it", u'hours': 9.6, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 163, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u"L'Cie_", u'hours': 19.4, u'products': 148, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'text': u'The best game batman series...best story, combat, riddle, and many more.I love this game :)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Django AX', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 306, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-06-16', u'text': u"TL;DR: it has unique mechanics, is welcoming to new players with items and an overall fun game, but is ruined by the developer's business model and the toxic player base.\n------\nFirst off: I had to stay on the red fox starter screen just to get enough time so I could review this, already a red flag.\nSecond: Don't let my time fool you, I've been with this game since 2009 when OGPlanet was running things.\nThird: This game is not worth your money. I've been DDOS'd because, as a Peer to Peer connection, anyone you play with can get your IP and just \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 everything up. It's not fun, and not only does it force you away from the game, it prevents you from wanting to go back. The reason? Just because they could.\nMoney talks, and it is the focal point of the game. You won't get anything interesting unless you throw money at the game, and sometimes for a single scroll, you could spend up to 10 real dollars for something you can't even test out yourself to see if you like it or not.\nAssuming you used only premium currency to buy Scrolls, Exo cores and character customizations, the total cost of a single character will range from $40 - $55. And there are 4 different classes, with 2 more you have to purchase, each with their own scrolls and customizations. And don't get me started on the gachapon-styled boxes, if you were suckered into buying those just for box-exclusive content, you'll be shelling out even more if luck doesn't favor you.\nIf you do decide to play, play it with people you know. Otherwise, you'll be playing russian roulette with the community.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Cupnold', u'text': u'Good and Cheerful', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-09-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198092103193', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 279, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Dominvs', u'text': u"This is a fun game with lots of potential. There really isn't any other game like this at the moment as a 5v5 team RTS game. But while there's a lot to like, the game needs some more work to make it great.", u'hours': 58.4, u'date': u'2015-11-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198066991675', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 16, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Col. Klink', u'text': u"This game really hits a spot for me that many space sims don't. Every game out there wants the player to be a fighter ace, I wanted to be a captain, give me a good ship and crew and let me explore, fight, and trade across the 'verse. However most games don't do this, this one does. The dev are very active and the game content is growing by the day. If you want a space sim that allows you to fly all those cool capital ships in games like X3 and Elite Dangerous, this is it.", u'hours': 24.4, u'date': u'2017-12-04', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197978607041', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 480, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Devi Dee', u'text': u'Just about the best Space Trading/Captaincy game Ive ever played. It has the potential to be the best game I own for sure.', u'hours': 30.7, u'date': u'2017-12-04', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197963344069', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 299, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'\u266b Ghostie \u266b', u'text': u"At the time of writing I have barely two hours into the game and I find myself engrossed in the game world's atmosphere already.\nYou start out by creating a captain and that itself is an involved process. First, you choose a class that can offer various benefits and skill bonuses at the start. Then you choose what facet of your character is the most important and set up priorities for things like your starting ship, starting experience, personal attributes, skills, your pre-existing contacts in hte world. The higher you set the priority, the better quality/quantity of it you receive.\nWith your ship as the topmost priority for instance, you can claim one of the largest starting ship and have some spending cash to boot. If your contacts were the highest priorities, you get a handful of them right off the bat.\nThe game itself revolves around making saves against hazards and the game will roll against events and situations in the background, based on the total of your crew skills where applicable, or your personal skills and attributes in some cases.\nShip to ship combat is simplified into an overhead view of both involved vessels exchanging fire in a turn based mode. If and when boarding occurs, you pit four of your best crew to fight against four of the enemy's, which will then result in either a positive or negative outcome. Crew combat is turn based as well and reminiscient of Darkest Dungeon in its presentation.\nThe economy and trade is straightforward but even there you can use your captain's or your officers' and crew's skills to negotiate a better deal. This goes for missions as well as diplomatic situations.\nOh yeah, you have a handful of officers who fulfill critical roles on your ship, level up more than simple crew members can. Each crewmember is also represented as an individual that has a class and skills, all contributing to the overal performance of your vessel!\nOverall this game has RPG leanings and yet feels like a proper space game to me.\nThere are a few aspects that are sure to receive some polish - check the roadmap to be certain. The interface is occasionally glitchy but servicable and for a tooltip addict like myself, there aren't nearly enough! Expect a few trips to the wiki until you can memorize what each skill and attribute does for you.\nOther than that, you know what you're buying into, this is an early access title, so expect the occasional bug and missing content near the end of your play time, but at the time of writing, there's more than enough to do in the game right now and for the current price of \u20ac15 this is definitely well worth it in my honest opinion.\nAlso, the developer is active in the forums and judging by their past releases, this game is going to be well supported after full release.", u'hours': 11.2, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198017729364', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 594, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'HarmlessNPC', u'text': u'Cute, clever, and surprisingly complex.', u'hours': 5.5, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197994595957', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 326, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'insanity.', u'text': u'The dishes make me hungry.', u'hours': 7.0, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198052508803', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 512, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'AnythingQuiet', u'text': u"I wanna love this game. It has a great concept and it looks gorgeous. But the controls are horrible and makes any attempt at trying to fight monsters or playing the gem mini-game an awful chore. And that's the whole point of the game is those two things. I probably wouldn't mind it if you weren't being timed for each competition. Having to run out and get enough ingrediants can take about 3 minutes, and most of the time your max amount of time is 5 minutes. So that leaves ya with 2 minutes to try and rotate the gems to upgrade them. It feels like everything I do is pointless since your competitor doesn't have to do all that nonsense since the game just automatically creates them a dish to serve up.\nThe characters themselves are fine. The design for each one is interesting but their personalities are pretty bland. Mina comes across so happy-go-lucky that its hard to be invested in her or anything that happens to her. Because if anything happens to her, the story is just going to make something up so it goes right for her again without her doing anything. Nothing in the story feels like it has any weight. If you fail a competition, you can do a rematch (which makes me wonder why even bother with the timer). If you don't serve everybody in the resturant for your side-job, you still get paid for just standing there.\nIts fun to try out, but I recommend waiting for the game to go on sale. I got this game by backing it on Kickstarter.\n- Update -\nNew update allows better key-bindings making it easier to enjoy the gameplay.", u'hours': 11.8, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198027802652', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 420, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'FAT8893', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 5, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2015-01-10', u'text': u"This racing sim might be nearly a decade, but it's still one of my favourite. <3", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'KyoDani', u'hours': 29.1, u'products': 154, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2015-01-04', u'text': u"More like Le Mans Simulator 2006\nStill the pinnacle of endurance racing simulations. It's quite an old game so the physics aren't up to par with the likes of Assetto Corsa or rFactor 2, but they're still amazing to feel and drive. The AI fights for position, backs off when things get hairy and is aggressive if needed. Though they run on simplified physics which means they'll 'cheat' by having shorter braking distance than you. What really shines though is the 24hr races and ambience. Full 24-hour races, animated pitstops, dynamic weather with day/night cycles, full flag rules complete with pace car, crew chief that you can buzz for updates on your position and vehicle damage, FIA GT rule sets (must turn off car before refuelling), and a multitude of damage systems such as brakes, tyres, and aero to name a few.\nIMPORTANT TO KNOW, by default the game sets affinity to only one core. Which means your FPS will drop harder than a boulder. After launching the game just set it to all cores via task manager and you'll be right as rain.\nIf you're a huge fan of endurance racing with full realism and complex damage systems then you'll love GTR2. 9 years on and still the best endurance racing sim on the market.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Nutmeister', u'text': u"Where do I begin? I love this racing simulator so much, I've decided to write a review about it (Which I RARELY do.)\nI'd imagine the best place to start is a pro an con list.\n-Amazing AI (Possibly the best in any sim game)\n-Great physics\n-Great modding community\n-Large core selection of cars, classes, and tracks\n-Tutorial for new people (Not me, but a good feature for them)\n-Optimized engine\n-Amazing cockpit detail (For the time, and still pretty good for my standards)\n-Great setup menu if you know how to use it\n-Some of the greatest sounds in a sim (Next to Assetto Corsa)\n-Rather dim lighting, but still good for the time.\n-AI doesn't seem to make many mistakes (For me atleast)\n-I've heard that the multiplayer commute isn't very good, I've tried getting into a room, but there was none.\nThat seems to put a perspective on some details I've noticed.\nNow gameplay and fun factor. With and without mods, I've had a great time with this game. The very competitive AI puts a racing feel, like you are actually racing real people. The AI also has no rubberband factor. (if you don't know what that is, look it up) So, is it fun? Yes, Most definatly.\nDo I recommend this game? Yes, I really do. If you didin't get the point yet, it is the greatest sim on the market, and is older than most of them. You can have fun racing alone, and if your friends have this game and you want to play together, run a dedicated server and have him join your server.\nIf you have read this all the way through, Kudos to you.", u'hours': 23.6, u'date': u'2015-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198020138192', u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 68, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Toby Ri', u'hours': 5.7, u'products': 113, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'text': u"It's wonderfull! it's lovely! it is simply cute and adorable!\nthe mechanics are great and feel natural.\nAnd the game it self does not feel to easy. in fact some parts are quit hard to figure out even in this early stage.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'AliciaMelons', u'text': u'I made sure I completed what has been released before I wrote this review and I have and let me tell you this game is amazing so fun and challanging at the same time, theres many quests to do and complete and I think I left some before entering the end of the credits part, but I cannot wait for this to be fully released, brilliant game', u'hours': 9.9, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198214084477', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 18, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Savestate', u'text': u'Think Dark Souls with sneaking and hiding instead of combat... and also animals.\nThe attention to detail is fantastic.  The level design is intricate and maze like, no boring corridors here.  Characters look great and have excellent animations.  I had to force myself to stop playing as to not spoil any more of the story.  Looking over the dev blog and some of the visual enhancements planned this game destined to be a real gem.', u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198024928793', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 427, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'BillyBob0121', u'text': u'boo', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-08-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198358863457', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 31, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'peremptor', u'hours': 7.2, u'products': 4713, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-08-19', u'text': u"This game is the definition of a waste of time. No fun to be had here. What was Capcom thinking releasing something that would only further sully the RE brand. This thing had no chance to compete with anything not half atrocious and with all the good FTP multiplayer stuff out there... I'm just flabbergasted at how this ever reached anything further than the planning stage.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Mari', u'hours': 4.9, u'products': 5176, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-08-19', u'text': u"MP is dead and since it's the biggest part of this, I'd say it's not worth even installing, sadly.\nBeing a fan of the franchise I gave this a try even considered the bad reviews. Game is really bad...Idk what devs were thinking when they made this..that a name is enough to sell and keep players playing?maybe enough to sell some copies, yes, but then, the quality of the game spread fast...and even big fans like me that try it out anyway, get disappointed.\nI played the tutorial and was so weak..i tried to play on mp but as said, nobody would play it, I honestly dont blame owners for not playing this. There are a lot of good games to play, this is not one of them.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Gompp', u'text': u'Honestly, not a bad game. but DAMN no one is playing it. some real feelsbadman. I would reccomend this game if there community was more active but alas that is not that case', u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 128, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Rickle Jaymes', u'text': u'Liberal\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665game, with a constant 4 people playing LOL how can you not make a good game with all that funding?', u'hours': 2.7, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 85, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Hagane', u'text': u"I've paid for a game which i can't play cause there are no players", u'hours': 11.2, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 42, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'"Bob" the Space Cadet', u'hours': 6.4, u'products': 872, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-02-06', u'text': u"Legend of Kay seems like a good idea, and it gets a lot of good reviews, but that's often the problem with remasters - people get all nostalgic and look past the flaws.\nIn six hours of gameplay the toughest fight I had was with the camera. It frequently locks into a position where I can't look in the direction of upcoming obstacles or platforms, which results in missing many jumps and getting knocked down by many things.\nThe story is pretty dull. A martial arts trainee is spoken of in some prophecy and must save the village (along with some neighbouring villages). The game has voice acting, but many of the characters are written in a horrible way that makes the game seem laden with casual racism, rather than the voice actors just having those accents naturally.\nI didn't finish Legend of Kay, but I don't feel like punishing myself any further. Six hours was more than enough, and there are much better third person action/adventure games on Steam - Psychonauts, The Last Tinker: City of Colours, and Oceanhorn, for example.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Lowlander2', u'hours': 4.1, u'products': 265, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-02-02', u'text': u'Technically a decent remaster, but this 2005 platformer is a reminder of how some games were never good, don\'t hold up and don\'t need re-earthing. This "cult classic" has a few interesting things going on with its level design, but its wonky platforming, rock-paper-scissors combat and godawful gameplay loop make it a chore to play, nevermind to look at or listen, what with its hacknyed art direction and laughable voice acting. Who the hell wanted a Legend of Kay remake over a Haven remake?\nFull review:', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'X v L v', u'text': u'I finally can finish this game after stop playing it at PS 2.\nStoryline 8/10\nGraphics 9/10\nGameplay 10/10', u'hours': 33.8, u'date': u'2017-01-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198084400983', u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 79, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'squidbee', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 90, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2014-03-30', u'text': u'Great game with amazing customization options. Check it out if you love comics.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Third Owl', u'text': u"Just as unique as it sounds.  If you're on the fence, go ahead and pick it up.  You've literally never played anything like this, and the dev is small and could use all the help they can get.", u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2017-02-22', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198005622066', u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 467, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'DARK_WARRIOR_30', u'text': u'It\u2019s honestly trash the worst game I have ever played in my life', u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198309976881', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 22, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'conner.lipski', u'text': u'This game has a typo', u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198274563014', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 12, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'darferrr', u'text': u'this game doesnt make any sense at all', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198072494158', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 46, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Fenditore', u'text': u"Really a nice game! I hope you'll bring a multiplayer mode because I think it could be awesome! Nice work, i like rocket jumps and destroying everything lol", u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2016-04-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198109954152', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 16, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'.Operator', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 431, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-04-22', u'text': u"I played this game for about a hour.\nI went upto level 3, then hit 'Esc' key by mistake, and the game closed.\nWhen i opened it backup there were no saves for this game, so i had to begin from the start.\nPros:\nThe game is very much fun\nProcedureally generated game\nCons:\nNo Pause game menu\nNo save system, atleast a levelwise save system would have been sufficient\nOnly 5 music, which repeats on loop the entire game\nThe Electrified fence takes out lots of your health on contact, resulting in a irritating experience.\nFor a game which costs <2$ it's worth your time, and the Developer has promised a Update, so that's a good thing", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Varg the Viking', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 154, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-04-20', u'text': u'Its quite a lot of fun for the very low price. Sounds are good, the graphic is okay but it can sometimes be pretty frustrating. Definetly worth the money, however you might sometimes be annoyed by the missing option to lower the volume.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Tableguy898', u'text': u'the last boss is super super hard but its a good game if you like adventure you will like this i say game of the year.', u'hours': 13.8, u'date': u'2016-05-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198121439640', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 91, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Chiken_Sammich', u'text': u"This is a very good continuation of the series. If you liked the 1st CQ, you'll like this one.\n***Below is my review of CQ1. It holds true to CQ2 as well. There are very few changes other then the story.***\nThis game is all about the charm. The story isn't the same ol' derivative RPG story. The characters & setting are very enjoyable. I especially enjoyed playing this during Halloween, It put me in the holiday spirit.\nAs an RPG there's nothing truely ground breaking here. The combat is ok, It's a class based system. Classes are selected through a series of costumes. Some costumes have healing abilities, some are damage/crowd control & others are defensive. It may sound unique & interesting, but the battles generally all go the same way due to the fact that your abilities are not able to be activated till the 3rd round. Damage for 3 rounds, if the enemy is still up, stun heal & damage battle over.\nI'm a fan of Tim Schafer's work, but I'm going to rate his work on it's own merits. This game is fun & charming & I would recommend it, but I would say wishlist it & wait for a sale.", u'hours': 14.6, u'date': u'2016-05-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197972142968', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 1434, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Bentozi7', u'hours': 7.7, u'products': 91, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-05-14', u'text': u'Pretty good just it can get very laggy and that could be very bad for battles with quick time events but overall its pretty good', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Exclamation Mark', u'text': u"If you know the memes it's fun and time killing.\nBut altough all the effort. Poland will never into space", u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198075403020', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 123, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Kilroy_Was_Here', u'text': u'Poland can into space!', u'hours': 2.7, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198057315345', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 96, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'MaximumWoahverdrive', u'text': u'It\u2019s a fun little game and I\u2019d recommended to listen to something like a podcast to but if they price is too high maybe weight for it to go on sale.', u'hours': 7.8, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 62, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'doughnutdoney', u'text': u'As many people have already mentioned the game isnt ready really to be played yet. Be warned you will go straight in without really a tutorial and you have got a lot to learn as well. It does look and could be pretty decent though and might be worth buying...but not just yet.', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198030885506', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 131, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Shammy', u'text': u"So far this game is pretty good considering it's in Alpha. The Devs work on it constantly. I have 52 hours and am still going strong. Replayability high due to being able to complete playthroughs in almost any ship, varying classes, skills, experience. If the Devs keep up their solid work this should be a good game.", u'hours': 53.4, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198232209448', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 63, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'prime_resistor', u'text': u'I backed this game on kickstarter, and I played this game in its early Alpha stage before it was released on Steam, so I have played this game far longer than 0.6 hours.\nThere are a lot of ways to play this game. You can be a pirate, explorer, merchant, bounty hunter, spy, or whatever else you want to be, and each "profession" does not lock you out of the activities of other professions. So, if you want to be, say, a bounty hunter who explores wild zones on the side, you can do that.\nThere are two kinds of combat: crew and ship battles. They are both turn based. Crew combat pits 4 of your crew against 4 enemies, and you can have access to healing abilities and powerful attacks based on how you trained your crew. I have often heard STF crew combat is very similar to the combat in Darkest Dungeon, but I cannot confirm that as I haven\'t played DD. I don\'t want to talk too much about ship combat here because the balance may change drastically in future updates (such as when "small craft combat" gets implemented).\nThis game is very good, but it\'s not for everyone. It is very deep, so if you don\'t like games with a steep learning curve than this game probably isn\'t for you.', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198157600013', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 3, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Spooky Boogie', u'hours': 8.2, u'products': 423, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u'Surprisingly in depth systems and a fun little story make this game a fun time in my opinion. Possibly not worth the $20 price tag for everyone, but if you catch it on sale for the $10-15 range I think anyone who enjoys the visuals and a little match three mini-gaming would enjoy this.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'SolVerde', u'text': u"This game was a great surprise. I had played the Moon Hunters game and really enjoyed the world and storytelling, and this dials that up and makes the character lovable and let's you get lost in the story. The game part is just as fun and that's what makes it so good, it can be very challenging and mind wracking but if it was too easy I would say it would detract.\nMy only complaint is you have to play this with a controller as the keyboard controls are just too mind flooding to play this game effectly. It's night and day when it comes to controls, so definitly do controller only.\nStill enjoying it and it has daily challenges, so plenty of gameplay to be had!", u'hours': 22.2, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198031440628', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 366, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'The GM', u'text': u'If Shokugeki No Soma was a shoune-\nIf Shokugeki No Soma was an anim-\n...\nYes', u'hours': 16.1, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198071301305', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 248, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Phoenix', u'text': u'One of the basic sim racing games.  I got in on cd, but got it again in a bundle(5 EUR for GTL, GTR1, GTR2, Race, Race07( with all DLC ) i think it was a bargain). Physics is great, you can mod it(i do not reccomend there are many amatour mods, but some great too). Graphics are a bit old, but in simracing graphics are not the most important.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2015-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198001332486', u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 225, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Ivanov', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 48, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2015-01-01', u'text': u"I wouldn't recommend coming close to this game if you don't have a steering wheel. The gameplay itself is not bad, you get plenty of cars and tracks to choose from, as well as realistic racing modes.\nNot a bad racing simulator for 99p I should say.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'MadDog-IC', u'text': u"Can't answer that myself as I dont have windows 8.1, but have a look at the link below, others seem to have it working ok, but you have to do a few things right on instalation.", u'hours': 8.3, u'date': u'2014-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197991051724', u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 90, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Lupus', u'text': u'This is a nice feelgood stealth-game\nThe difficulty is low, if you are used to other stealth games.\nIt has a detailled world with cute and funny characters.\nYou cant kill, and have to sneak or run and hide.\nExaclty what a real mouse would do.\nThe map is not the biggest, but very detailled.\nIts actually \u201ejust\u201c a castle with different areas.\nyou could call it \u201eopen castle\u201c\nWith game progress you gain access to more rooms, areas.\nYou also find shortcuts between/to old areas and can always go back everywhere.\nCurrently I played 6 hours for the main quest, then the game told me to wait for the final version.\nButI really enjoyed my time and look forward to the full story.', u'hours': 9.0, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197976885347', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 204, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Bibss', u'text': u"This game is very enjoyable, I can't wait for it to be officially released !", u'hours': 8.4, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198171228507', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 33, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'simpilot1', u'text': u'This is the second time i have downloaded this game. It did not work the first time and still does not work. I really wanted to play this because I love the graphics and story line. I can get the main menu to come up but the only thing highlited is "Quit" I have tried everything but that is the only thing that works. this game has been in beta for years and still does not work. I think steam needs to review some of their pre release games. My system is a year old with 16 gig of ram and a 4 gig processor.', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197999204216', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 21, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Porsche 911', u'text': u'awsome', u'hours': 209.6, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198013653170', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 63, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'franekma', u'hours': 114.0, u'products': 72, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u"The single player mode is a lot of fun and the online multi player has some neat features. Sadly, the organised 'fun' and grinding involved makes it less enjoyable. It gets bonus points for being a good laugh when playing with friends.\n3/5", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'ItzRenderman', u'hours': 13.3, u'products': 4, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'Very fun and amazing! Graphics are astonishing and the whole game is just down right one of the best!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'V38', u'hours': 1.9, u'products': 803, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u"Thanks ZUN for finally making it easy for us to buy your games outside of japan. Here's hoping this purchase buys you a couple of beers.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'The Glass Squid', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 630, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u'Do you like Bullet Hell shooters but think they need more Kawaii? Then this is the game for you!\nBuy it because ZUN needs more beer.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'\u7075\u5927\u9e1f', u'text': u'\u592a\u68d2\u4e86zun\u5927', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198322009099', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 81, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'AmADreamer', u'text': u"I love the game, it can be very fun when people are online.\nI recommend buying this game when it's on sale.\nIt's not worth 30 bucks or even 20 just being honest.\nReally the biggest problem is, there isn't any players.\nThe game gets a big player spike during sales then eventually dies off till the next sale.\nHow ever there are active communities that host games at certain times.\nSo please while the game is on sale $10 or under, it's worth the buy.", u'hours': 15.3, u'date': u'2017-08-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 121, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Team Anarchy', u'hours': 8.1, u'products': 250, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-08-17', u'text': u'umbrella corp??? more like umbrella no players\ndevs refuse to lower the price or make it free\nnote to everyone: start flaging the game as broken cause a multiplayer game with no players is broken', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'BrandeX', u'text': u'Good enough for a buck.', u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2017-08-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 2605, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Immortyl Mob', u'text': u'please please please bring this game back to life. i love it so much. cant find a single game...', u'hours': 64.1, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198362501800', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 22, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'\u30f4\u30a7\u30ce\u30e0\u30fb\u30b9\u30cd\u30fc\u30af', u'text': u'Bad, incomplete, and poor connection to server.\n4/10', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198251784606', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 4, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 44, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'TkokFlux', u'hours': 7.9, u'products': 6, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'text': u'This game is fun to play not gonna lie but this meant to be free to play and then they changed it  so hole community have broken a part i wouldnt reccomend this game cause for the price of this game you can get much better game with players and with personality this game has none of this! sorry lawbreakers you were fun for few hours but your creators destroyed you R.I.P LawBreakers', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'thearmadilloking', u'text': u"The Anniversary edition has not fixed any of the underlining problems with this game and for as far as I can tell, has made no siginificant changes from the original. It's still as broken and buggy as the version I have for the PS2. It is not a game you want to play unless you want to be like me and make a video on youtube about how terrible it can be. I still can't believe this game was targeted towards children and some of the enimies in the game call you a \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665. Even if you're playing as a cat, that is still quite unacceptable", u'hours': 11.5, u'date': u'2017-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 18, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'~Lil Ruby-Rose~', u'hours': 23.7, u'products': 271, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-12-03', u'text': u"Bought this game for nostalgia and still love this game on my PS2. But i cant recommend it, at least not for PC I can't. Ive seen a number of playthroughs for consoles and after experiencing the ridiculous controls for PC im ready to throw in the towel. Experiencing both sets of controls I can honestly say buy it for a console, its a worthwhile game. Buy it for PC with these controls at your own discretion.... not to mention the buggy frame rate between scenes, which make watching the story comic impossible... often freezes before as well leaving me having to redo my progress from the last save point just to progress... to the Spin Attack, can be done on a console, cannot be done on PC. I will revisit this review once I have a Controller to see if this helps the issue. For now, I'm highly disappointed in it and I'm glad i still own a copy of the original on my PS2.\nIts a real pity too, this game is beautiful and has a good storyline, and has brought me a lot of joy over the years.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Sviskebisk', u'text': u"seriosly, don't buy this piece of\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665game. clunky gameplay, \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing dreadful voice acting, annoying characters, terrible combat, horrible dialogue, etc etc\non the bright side, graphics are decent, setting is nice, music nice", u'hours': 2.7, u'date': u'2016-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 175, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Soarer828', u'text': u'More interesting, than monopol.', u'hours': 21.2, u'date': u'2017-12-12', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 0, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 120, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Pentagon Thief', u'text': u"This is a freaking virtual board game that i've played for 170 hours. That says alot.\nIs it beacause the game mechanics are so brilliant? Is it because the aesthetics are so beautiful? Is it because it's a competetive game that is actually beneficial to play for you like chess is?\nHell yes. It's all of that. And it is heckin fun to play at the same time.\nI can only but recommend this", u'hours': 213.5, u'date': u'2017-12-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198046178525', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 41, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'yosimitsu', u'text': u'Excellent game mechanics, great soundtrack, good advanvcement option. puts a smile on my face :-)', u'hours': 10.2, u'date': u'2017-12-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197971286860', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 122, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Crymsen', u'hours': 4.0, u'products': 14, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u"I can't remember that last time I had such fun playing a ninja game. There are elements of stealth and espionage that'll satisfy many gaming enthusiasts. Def recommend!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Steph', u'text': u'This game is very interesting, it has a little bit of everything. It has a decent story, voice acting, and writing. Great art, and decent  graphics. Fun gameplay, and stealth mechanics, that allow you to play how you want.Even "hardcore" challanges and time attacks. Now this game is great, I love it, it\'s a super fun time killer. But I have a few problems, sometimes the controls are a little, unresponsive. Or sometimes you get seen, when you believe you shouldn\'t have, also not alot of customization yet. But overall it\'s a great game, that\'s on sale often.', u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198157422843', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 23, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'\u2192 \u028e\u029e\u0254\u1d09\u039b \u2190', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 20, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'text': u'I guess I should have checked my specs before buying it. It lagged so much. I bought it because my friend said he would get it but he didnt. I should of refunded a long time ago :p', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Paul196UK', u'text': u'Its fun, its cheap and  just awesome.', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2016-04-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198082640923', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 335, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Mr. Chris', u'text': u'This game has a story that is similar to that of X-Men Days of Future Past but with Halloween', u'hours': 8.5, u'date': u'2016-05-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 109, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Sir Bucket', u'text': u'Bumbs into germany, gets money.\n10/10 would do that again', u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2017-11-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198051786985', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 42, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Exgene', u'text': u"Quite enjoyable already, even though it's early in the early-access period.\nDevs are quite responsive on the discussions (and pleasant to deal with, at that!), updates and fixes are frequent.\nHad a good time with the first star traders on my android. Native Linux support drew me in, now I'm enjoying this one as well. Recommended.", u'hours': 45.8, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197980988895', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 136, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Cuddlesthemighty', u'text': u"Slay monsters and make food from them in a kingdom that waaaaay overvalues cooking.  Its a fun game at a good price that in the end was satisfying enough to warrant the purchase.  The time limits for the competitions give you enough time to win but almost never feel comfortable doing so creating tension while you play.  The story is decent but completely linear.  If you like anime more than I do you'll probably enjoy it more than I did but its certainly servicable.  The number of tools at your disposal gives you options as to how you approach the competition.\nI had a few complaints, none of them were dealbreakers and only two of them I feel are worth mentioning.  There needed to be either the option to see what the judges want before you choose gear or the chance to change it while in duel.  I'm not going to equip the fire pot and then get to a earth duel.  If you lose you know AND can change it on the rematch so making it avaible before you lose by not having it would have been nice.  My second complaint is kind of a compliment as well.  I bought the 20 dollar version of this game, but I want the 40 dollar version of this game.  I want more animation bigger levels more gear more elablorate possibly branching stories.  Its a good game but If feels like given more time I could have been even better.\nBut as I said before its fun and worth a playthrough.", u'hours': 9.1, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198065875611', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 205, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'AliveForza#1', u'text': u'GTR2 is Awesome Racing Game!\nNo Regret!!\nand Porsche and Ferrari Racing Car Problem Solution:', u'hours': 84.6, u'date': u'2014-12-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198052603954', u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 36, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'-|DeD|-LynX\u2022', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 38, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2014-12-16', u'text': u'Exceeded all my expectations! A good example of how longevity in a game can be achieved with "physics" quality!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'padmz9956', u'text': u'This game turned me into a professional racecar man. Buy it and change your life today.', u'hours': 39.4, u'date': u'2014-11-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198125994676', u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 119, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Nightingale', u'text': u'i really really love this game, even if it is not finished yet.\nyou are a small mouse and you sneak and squeak about, i am not going to spoil anything.\nit is so beautiful and once you learn how to go about, which does not take long, it is relatively easy, meaning it if you are careful and smart on how you go about it is a ton of fun.\nbut even without knowing what to do (the game explains the basics) the learning process is fun to.\ndefinitely a must buy', u'hours': 23.7, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198157414707', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 84, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Rusty', u'hours': 2.7, u'products': 340, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-16', u'text': u'So this is the game that 7 year old me dreamed of playing after devouring another book in Brian Jacques\u2019 wonderful Redwall series. On seeing it pop up on Steam\u2019s new releases last year it immediately reminded me of those books and I instantly added it to my wish list.\nHaving now played the title it really did recapture the feeling of reading the books as the setting and characters are so similar to how I pictured Redwall and its inhabitants. Praise has to be given to the lone developer for creating a game that looks this gorgeous and for creating a cast of characters with so much personality. The titular hero of this tale is one of the most adorable and endearing video game characters I\u2019ve experienced and he doesn\u2019t even talk.\nSpeaking of talking I\u2019d love to see some voice acting in the finished game but I understand that the budget might not allow for it. Audible emotes might be a good compromise as the enemies and npcs are all fairly silent (as a mouse). There also appears to be some problems with the ai which on one occasion made sneaking past a guard impossible and the stealth overall seemed a little unfair. I also ran into another bug which you can see in my video but overall the game ran pretty smoothly without too many hiccups.\nThat\u2019s quite some feat for a tiny indie studio especially when the game looks so lovely. I haven\u2019t really talked about the gameplay much but it\u2019s a semi open action adventure game with stealth elements and this is all elevated due to some wonderful attention to detail and creative design work. The story is interesting and there is lots of lore to sink your teeth into. Honestly, it was like discovering Redwall abbey once again. Combine this with Tooth and Tail and you\u2019d probably have the ultimate Redwall video game.\nAll that said I\u2019m not going to continue playing the early access version as I don\u2019t want to spoil the full release, which I\u2019m greatly anticipating.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'luckayduckay54', u'text': u"The atmospheric feel of this game is what drew me into purchasing, and is definitely one of the main reasons why Ive racked up so many hours in game. For this game still being in the beta stage I'd say it's pretty good. The amount of quests has ensured that I've never gotten bored, and who doesn't enjoy playing as an adorable mouse? I am extremely excited for what's to come.\nDo keep in mind that there is an expectation for bugs as this is not a finished game!", u'hours': 14.8, u'date': u'2017-12-15', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198294028048', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 27, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u': - )', u'hours': 33.2, u'products': 168, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'send help', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Donald Doink', u'hours': 10.7, u'products': 29, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u"My online won't connect which I don't understand, and it's overall really a strange experience but I definetely recommend the game. But buy it on sale. Don't pay full price.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Jack', u'text': u'Running on low graphics, but damn it gets me my old gta memories.', u'hours': 3.2, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198412124549', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 5, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Cysquatch', u'text': u"I'm not much of  a fan of the online aspect.   The story mode on the other hand is great.  Very entertaining storyline.  I would highly reccomend it to anyone looking for a great gameplay experience.", u'hours': 131.6, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198130322618', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 25, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Qwilliam', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 220, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u'\u3042\u306a\u305f\u304c\u65e5\u672c\u8a9e\u3092\u8aad\u3080\u3053\u3068\u304c\u3067\u304d\u306a\u3044\u306a\u3089\u3001\u3053\u306e\u30b2\u30fc\u30e0\u3092\u8cb7\u3063\u3066\u306f\u3044\u3051\u307e\u305b\u3093\u3002', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'AgarwaenCran', u'hours': 4.2, u'products': 120, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u"Whoever is reading this. Buy this game. play it for a while. Think wtf. engange and found your zone. and then... well i don't become easy (hell no), but it's like a meditaion :D (And also, finally the first touhou on steam)", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'^4danno', u'text': u'Great game, though very hard.', u'hours': 5.6, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198008591670', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 321, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'TwilliK', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 1253, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u"It's Touhou! Give ZUN his beer money and wonder how an ice fairy can get a tan.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'g30rg3_x', u'hours': 3.7, u'products': 292, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-08-16', u'text': u'*sigh*\nReally tried to gave this game a solid shot but somehow it still managed to disappoint me.\nThe devs focused on trying to make this game the next "cosmetic-dlc-milking-machine" but they totally forget about gameplay and what makes a game fun to keep playing.\nAnyway, contrary to what most of the people keep saying on the reviews, there are people playing it but not so many to fill a lobby fast enough and once you are in a match you pretty much do the same as "The Experiment" single player mode but in a sorta competitive environment so it\'s quite boring and repetitive, somehow i expected this game to be their l4d response.\nTotally not recommended to buy unless you are farming levels with the steam cards.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'The SpiderRuskie', u'text': u"Even though I've only played for a few minutes, I must say this is possibly the best RE game currently available, hell I'd even say it's one of the best games ever made! Top notch graphics with tight controls, amazing gameplay, and I can tell it has a story to rival that of The Last of Us, Mass Effect, and even the Metal Gear franchise. With a huge selection of weaponry, so much customization, and all previously stated facts, it's just pretty amazing.\nDon't buy this. plz", u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-08-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198148167680', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 59, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Shinorei', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 544, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-08-15', u'text': u'Litteratly garbage.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Exikroo', u'hours': 1.6, u'products': 128, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'text': u'The grind is real', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'passfool.', u'hours': 17.6, u'products': 30, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'text': u'exellent game.\nno players.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Skadi', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 176, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'text': u'dead game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Roonjira', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 113, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'text': u'No players, i have asked for a refund. Its a pity because it looks like a good game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Pophorn', u'text': u'This game has not been updated for the last 2 years.', u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2016-06-21', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197972926578', u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 615, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'JiminyJickers', u'text': u'This game does not get updated for regular buyers.  Only a select few people are allowed to play these supposed updates.  Everyone else in Early Access has seen very little progress for the last 2 years.\nWait for release, if it will ever come, definitely do not buy this in early access.', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2016-06-19', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198006646800', u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 1383, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'C4MP3R', u'text': u"The game is good?\nbut there are few first person RPG's. This is why i recommend for M&M fans. First of all, the loadings takes a ethernity. Second, the character stats are very ambiguous. Thrid. The insta kill traps + ethernal loadings turns some quests very annoying. Mainly if you have to clear a dungeon and there are few enemies left in dungeon. All dungeons fells like the same in terms of design, but there are few first person RPG's. This is why i recommend the game. M&M X Legacy still worst,", u'hours': 3.6, u'date': u'2016-06-03', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 155, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Floyd ^A^', u'text': u'Great game for $3.00\nWorth every penny of that.', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2015-03-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197978423729', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 957, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'tyl3z', u'text': u'worst game with the worst support community do not buy it is a waste of money game doesnt even work properly extremely hard to play. manual isnt even in english...', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2015-03-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198025670750', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 30, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Squiff Juice', u'text': u'It is not necessary to have seen the movie to enjoy this game.  The idea of the movie was kinda cool but was poorly executed.  This game makes up for that a bit.  Personally, I found this game much more enjoyable than the movie.  There are numerous fmv style messages that your character receives throughout the game and they reminded me of some the early 90s fmv games.  I bought the game for a laugh (it was on sale with all dlc for $3) and was not disappointed.  The game plays very much like the old Wing Commander games.  If you\'re looking for a fun little space sim type game or just want to blast off and defend the Earth from the "Space Nazi" invasion then give it a go.', u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2015-03-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198067802968', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 188, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Yawn', u'hours': 62.3, u'products': 29, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-07-02', u'text': u'I don\'t have a good attention span in that I\'ll play games and read things and pause 5 million times or never finish, but I played this game basically in one go due to how fun the gameplay was (and then a little more, but with my lack of attention, it\'s rare that I finish replays, either). I\'ve tried a bunch of puzzle-based strategy games (not all on Steam) and this is one of those rare ones that tickled my brain without getting me over-frustrated.\nAside from the gameplay having JUST the right mix of "actually doing something" and "puzzles puzzles puzzles" at the same time to make it one of my favs (basically a Goldilocks situation), it also has excellent graphics, cute characters, and a story that\'s pretty easy to follow, but not boring, which is what mattered to me. Nothing not already done, and I only vaguely remember them after many months, but they give a last bit of oomph and kept me moving forward, at least. I guess if I had to nitpick at at all, the epilogue felt tacked on, but it\'s like a five second summary regarding the characters\' futures, 0.00001% (I\'m not good at math) of it, and the rest overwhelms it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Nemi', u'text': u'A nice little time-waster though the story is hardly gripping and the final battle required use of a guide.', u'hours': 40.2, u'date': u'2017-07-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 273, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Valshinshirone', u'text': u'.', u'hours': 15.7, u'date': u'2017-06-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198274451894', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 75, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'SCP-1471', u'text': u"It's a funny game where i did let everyone die. Die? No way in this game people can't even die. But puke and throw garbage on the floor. 11/10 I recommend it", u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2016-03-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 213, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Assclouds', u'text': u'I would rather take a cheese grater to my nipples than sit through 2 more minutes of this game.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-03-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 9, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 148, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'wetherric', u'text': u"This is my first Steam review. Bought and got bored of this game in one evening. However it was fun until I maxed out my hospital rating on free play with ease. Then I realised that due to the small number of patients attending your hospital at one time it and profit being easy to make. However you can rotate items unlike how other reviews have said.. So that's one positive.", u'hours': 6.8, u'date': u'2016-03-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198127228804', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 44, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'GraphicsAndAudio', u'text': u'Great game played and remastery from original small bugs are present but they dont make the game harder or easyer.', u'hours': 54.9, u'date': u'2016-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198136887328', u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 20, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Ledbus', u'text': u"This game is absolutely amazing.\nI do not have much to say, exept it's worth the money.\nIf you love a good old fighting game with a nice story and great acting, this will be the one for you.\nOr your kids if they want a fighting game without all the violence seen in game like Gta V.\nLegend of Kay Anniversary is the game everyone should try.", u'hours': 2.3, u'date': u'2016-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 364, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'shadowboof90', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 113, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-11-21', u'text': u'This game is a fun little adventure/platforming game with nice music and nice graphics but the two major things i find to be annoying in this game is 1 the camera angles which are a pain in my left butt cheek and 2 the voice acting is terrible it is like someone through some wood in the room and said here is your motivation so crack to it, i never played it on the Playstation 2 but i did always hear good things and i love games like these especially Ty the tasmanian tiger which i noticed is on Steam so i will be getting it, i will give this game a 7/10 would be an 8 but the camera movement just bugs me apart from that this is a solid game and perfect for any platformer fans or any fans of the Ty series.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Walky, el se\xf1or de los gatos', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 433, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-11-24', u'text': u"Valve's cheap nostalgia trick to get my money worked flawlessly once again\nUFO/10", u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Flavio Neto', u'hours': 1.7, u'products': 46, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-11-24', u'text': u'Probably the game that left the strongest impression on me during my childhood.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Dwarden', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 1522, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-11-24', u'text': u'One of genre defining classics, awesome story, level design and gameplay\nThe remaster quality visual is improved while keeping the game true to bone ...', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Gamesjunkie', u'hours': 12.3, u'products': 124, u'product_id': u'645750', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'text': u'If you plan to rush through the main questline and don\'t have any patience for grinding then maybe skip this one but it\'s  perfect for those who like to take their time and try to "catch \'em all".\nBright colorful graphics, fun dialog and fish puns aplenty. LOTS of different fish to collect and even hats and pets. The farming aspect is very simple but I did find the food that chases away non-rare fish to very helpful.\nAt around 9 hours I still have several fish to collect for completion, quite a few side quests left and a final boss to fight. The "fights" are probably my least favorite part of the game but they\'re not too bad once you see what you need to do.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Juniper Tree', u'hours': 10.3, u'products': 206, u'product_id': u'645750', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-08', u'text': u"Absolutely loved the art and design - everything is very cute! Really relaxing game, a nice break away from some of the other titles you might be churning away at. I haven't tried the mobile version but the controls are intuitive and easy to pick up. The little pockets of references will definitely bring a smile to your face. 10/10 Puns.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Yoyodyne', u'text': u"This game is a great board game, in addition to being a great game to play on PC. This game effortlessly blends elements of chance and strategy, and the character abilities are very well themed with respect to identity, and give each separate play through a feel of customization.\nFor a small publisher, this game is very polished. It is still new, so it is still building an online player base....this can easily be fixed by you, the reader, buying this game and playing it with me.\nYou won't regret it.", u'hours': 26.3, u'date': u'2017-12-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198003330491', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 231, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'timstravels', u'text': u"Took me a lot of hours in the offline (and I think now defunct) Gremlins vs Automatons to really understand the mechanics but it's so, so well put together I'd recommend it to anyone who likes tight, well thought out, aggressive board games. There's a lot of RNG but the best players tend to win - the trick is to play the randomness in your favour, know the cards and think a few turns ahead while bearing in mind that something chaotic will intefere with your plans. You're always trying to amass enough resources for that one big play while knowing that your opponents will gang up on you as soon as it looks like you're on your way to making it over the line. I just lost a game playing to 20 points where I was 17-6-3 up and it felt like it was because my opponents were better than me, not that dice went against me. It's rare that you can lose a game from that position and feel better about the product and the way it plays.\nReally active developers too, there's a real feeling that this is a live product.\nTwo thumbs up. Buy it.", u'hours': 6.6, u'date': u'2017-12-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198059939253', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 287, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'king(strange)james488', u'text': u"game is basically a big scam, it's totally broken and only has 2 laggy servers in europe. by the time you finish the tutorial and figure it out it's too late to get a refund.\ndevs must have payed people to write these positive reviews, no one plays this game.", u'hours': 23.2, u'date': u'2017-12-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198010644098', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 295, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'CarryOnMyWaywardSon', u'hours': 23.2, u'products': 289, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'crazy game design. a perfect combination of audio, visual and gameplay.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'MeatSteaks', u'text': u'It\u2019s not my type of game but it definitely is enjoyable and there are a fair few hours of gameplay in it.\nI only got it because it has such a great review score on steam and I thought I would try it out.\nI had fun unlocking stuff and trying to do a perfect run.\nThere is some satisfaction with sneaking up on a dude and murdering him without getting caught.\nThe game is very very well polished.\nThe cut scenes have a unique art style.\nOnce I am done playing I will uninstall and probably forget it ever existed.\nBut I am still giving it the thumbs up only because it does just meet my bar of \u2018enjoyable way to spend my time\u2019 even though I really don\u2019t think it deserves its \u2018overwhelmingly positive\u2019 score. But I guess that is the way the scoring ends up when it is binary.', u'hours': 9.2, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198057467068', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 54, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'NUCLEAR GRADE D.U.C.K', u'text': u'A.M.A.Z.I.N.G thats all that it is', u'hours': 7.3, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198332434337', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 43, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'{LCD} C-U-J-O \u2122', u'text': u'I didnt play it much so my review isnt that reliable. Downloaded / practice run / uninstalled.  Just didnt feel right for me :( but worth the 99p i paid in sale lol', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2014-11-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 204, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Vinylwalk3r', u'text': u"I was looking for a stealth game which did not depend on killing everyone you see, but instead strongly advised against killing. Or as this title, forbidd you from killing. This is exactly what I wanted! Plus, being the cutes mouse this side of die-hard cuteness, is not bad either :P He is just SSSSOOOO CUTE!\nSpeacking of looks, this game is dashing! The textures and level of detail and care put into this game is a recordbreaker in my book (maybe after Star Citizen, but I dont compare). Seith and his gang sure put some serious years into this game!\nDown to mechanics, the sneak and hide mechanics are very polished and well done. Yes, we have a early access to work with as of writing, but I still like it. The AI though, the aggro-meter is VERY usefull, but the guards can seem a little not-all-there in the head when you hide in a chest in a room where there only is ONE CHEST. But I guess we cant ask they be human. Ohh wait, they're rats! Also, I easily dodged a whole hep of them in the cortyard, just running by their skins. Reactiontimes like mollassess. But they will quite easily overpower ya. Could use some more strategy for their AI though.\nBut the conclusion, GoaT is a GREAT game!\nGraphics 10/10\nGameplay 9/10\nMechanics 9/10\nAI 6/10 (give em more teamwork, example NFS Payback, the cops try to pin you in, and if you escape, you get beat up like a fish in a tiny barrel!)\nRecommended to all who likes a cute, non-violent stealth game with AAA graphics.", u'hours': 15.7, u'date': u'2017-12-08', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198026183015', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 11, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Papi', u'text': u'Amazing game...nothing more to say...Deag... <3', u'hours': 11.6, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198302667614', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 26, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Ghost', u'hours': 108.1, u'products': 2, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'Temporarily suspended me because i someone was dropping money on me. Hackers everywhere.. killing everyone on the session.. they are not banned.\nThey keep killing on god mod.. they keeps coming back.. and i got temp banned. wtf ?', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'PissStain', u'text': u'Servers never working!', u'hours': 10.0, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197983426355', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 154, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Aphix', u'hours': 6.5, u'products': 432, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u'I LOVE YOU ZUN', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'TsunderAI', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 283, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u"Nemuno Sakata is my waifu.\nAnother great tuuhuu game from Our Lord himself.\nIf you've never played one, try this one out.\nIf you've played them all, buy it anyways.\nIf you think new touhou games are trash and not as good as EoSD, try this one anyways and get over your prejudice.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Yaindrop', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 24, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u"It's Touhou.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Cloudero', u'text': u'If this game was a joke, it was very funny.', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-08-14', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 243, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'razgon', u'hours': 1.6, u'products': 607, u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-02-19', u'text': u'Its a pipedream that is never, ever going to happen, despite the developers and a few rabid fans protesting.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Grand', u'hours': 148.8, u'products': 304, u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-02-01', u'text': u'wholeheartedly reccommend this absolutely fabulous', u'early_access': True, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Bloodbeard', u'hours': 24.1, u'products': 452, u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-01-27', u'text': u"Wait until release. This game updates a couple times a year at most. While playable, certainly not worth the asking price.\n*EDIT*\nWell there is a suprise. Big update. Lots of fixes, and new magic system with consistant developer feedback and numerous bug fixes. Changing my review to a thumbs up. Worth getting.\n...I'd still wait until release however.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Sweetoh', u'text': u'Hi,\nif you are old enough to know Tie-Fighters  and you loved this Star Wars game than you will enjoy Iron Sky pretty much, and this is guaranteed-guarandamn-teed.\nBut be careful, if you playing it with the mouse and keyboard it will be terrible, so just get an Xbox 360 Controller and you will have some real fun. Highly recommended at all !', u'hours': 5.3, u'date': u'2015-03-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198010004590', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 101, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'RocketMan', u'text': u'Very stupid game with horrible controls!', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2015-03-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198020642139', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 411, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Pinkie on Easy [PoE]', u'hours': 1.9, u'products': 171, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2015-02-24', u'text': u"This is a fun, arcadey, very silly, nonrealistic flight sim. It's worth getting if you want to spend a few hours blasting Nazi UFOs out of the sky, but only if you have an XBox controller, as the mouse controls are terrible.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Velerad', u'text': u'ok', u'hours': 4.8, u'date': u'2017-06-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197998031452', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 295, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'KayaKirkland', u'text': u"Awesome :3 love it! :3 I'm really enjoying game :3", u'hours': 26.5, u'date': u'2017-06-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 20, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Diamond Card\u3010BOT#32\u3011', u'text': u'sdfsdf', u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2017-06-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198079412930', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 169, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Catikia', u'text': u'Interesting, but the game does not launch most of the time.', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2016-03-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198056004554', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 18, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'The__Bug', u'text': u"One of the most hateful games I have played in a long time.  The interface is rubbish, the theme is annoying and the hospitals you manage are all the same but without any continuity (you build the same things over and over every level).  I wouldn't wish this game on anybody!\nThankyou Steam for letting me remove it permenantly from my Library!", u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2016-03-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197971295632', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 216, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'The legend tob121', u'text': u"1/10\nPro:\nRick steel is bae\nCon:\nDidn't explain what a restroom was\nDis game is stoopid", u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2016-02-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198040382996', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 169, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'\u2741Darcie\u2741 (Elliejo2409)', u'text': u'15/15 Would listen to sims chatting again', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2016-02-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 77, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'fathamburger', u'text': u'Yes I do as an early access game.  Definitely worth supporting. Don\'t expect anything as featured or playable for an "early access" as Rust or Ark but you have at least for now around 6-8 hours or so of content that you can play through functionally right now if rough around the edges. Lots of potential and prior investment into the tech and really just needs more funding/kickstarter/support to flesh out the actual game and content.', u'hours': 3.3, u'date': u'2017-02-21', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197992521548', u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 368, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Carter Blake', u'text': u"Can't make him say Allahu Akbar on command. 0/10.", u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2016-07-22', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 17, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 273, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'doomengine', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 225, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-01-14', u'text': u'Had this game for a while and came back to see if it had been improved any... NOPE!!!  There are still game breaking bugs and the AI is as crippled as ever.  The robot in the intro will insist objects are already closed when they are open, etc.  If I could order the robot to step in the shower and turn it on, I would have.  Save your money.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Wolfmech', u'text': u'Taken it\'s ques from the comic indestry, the story here is a jaw droping good time. You have an evil race of aliens bent on controling the univerce. They come to Earth only to find out that one of there own has gone peacfull releceing the "Chemicle X" onto earth thuse haveing all sorts of heros and villands emerge. Seeing each backstory unfold like a comic is wonderfull.\nThe turn bace style gameplay may take a bit of getting use to but once you do you are hook. And hay there is even a indepth charater cration system that has a nice ammount of people to help you should you need it.\nOver all this is one game you need to have in your PC libary and I am glade that Steam can give this to all to enjoy.', u'hours': 10.4, u'date': u'2014-03-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198069507120', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 209, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Kurasu', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 97, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2014-03-10', u'text': u"I wish I could give this game a glowing review. The whole concept of it sounds amazing, the graphics are fairly good, and the comic book geek in me sobs at having to admit that I didn't like it. However, after giving it a try, I have to say just that: I didn't like it. The controls gave me some trouble, the hit boxes seemed to be annoying, and the interface drove me up the wall. I was never a fan of this style of 'overhead gaming' in the NES, and here, it didn't do anything with it that made me like it even more.\nOne day, I may come back and try this again, and see whether the game may live up to my expectations with a rest break. However, until that day, I have to suggest that you get the game on sale if you want it at all.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'pixelm0nster', u'text': u'One of the games that I consider a "classic must-play" game.\nSure, some of it has to do with my extreme romanticism of superheroes. Some of it might be about this game coming out in my formative years of PC gaming. Some of it may even have something to do with the destructible environments. But don\'t let any of these biases fool you, this is a wonderful game that deserves any and all praise heaped upon it.\nForm the common comic book tropes that are taken and slightly skewed, to the awesomely imitated art style of the Ditko/Romita classic Silver Age, to the isometric part real time strategy gameplay that focused on mixing superpowers (even of custom characters!) to best effect in destructible environments, this game checked off so many things that I adore.\nIt\'s a shame that Irrational studios is downsizing because I always hoped that they would eventually go back to the proverbial well and give us another Freedom Force, but it apparently is not in the cards. I\'ll just have to console myself with another playthrough...', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2014-02-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198003433252', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 111, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'gjhall71', u'text': u'Lost of frustrating jumps while attacking and jumping at the perfect time where you just retry retry and retry again. Horrible camera controls making some jumps even more frustrating.', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2016-09-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197991257362', u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 377, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'im2sexy4you', u'text': u'wow', u'hours': 4.8, u'date': u'2017-12-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198256734761', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 18, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'That Guy', u'text': u'to me its completely broke it says theres this thing you have to do to fix it didint work i think its out of date but anyways my sfm is gone', u'hours': 14.6, u'date': u'2017-12-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198296715970', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 9, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Mad&Dead', u'text': u'I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY, ITZ JUST AMAZING!!!', u'hours': 23.9, u'date': u'2017-12-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 4, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Ninjazz', u'text': u'*** UPDATED TO REFLECT RECENT PATCHES 11/11/2015***\nThere\'s a lot of elements that add up to a solid game in BattleBattalions. The gameplay of a tight-knit RTS.\nThe teamwork of a summer camp tug-o-war match.The tactics of a fast-paced strategy game.\nDon\'t let some of the negative reviews sway you, (a good look and you can mostly tell they\'re short rage posts anyways)\nthis is a great F2P game.\nThe gameplay feels like a standard RTS, the way you order your units around, but there\'s no base building, and you are limited to what units you start with. Lose a unit, and it\'s gone. You don\'t get it back.\nThis makes things like zerging impossible, as you can\'t just spawn a steady stream of guys to throw at an enemy. Each one of your units is one life, and each one lost weakens you that much more. Likewise, each one the enemy loses weakens them.\nBattleBattalions is built around a Rock-Paper-Scissors style damage system. This is something important to understand when going into the game. The rocket trooper beats tank, tank beats machine gun buggy, and the buggy beats the rocket trooper.  If you\'re playing with the troopers and come across a group of buggies, you\'re best off getting the heck out of there rather than trying to stand and fight. You\'ll find you do significantly less damage against them, and they do bonus damage against you.\nAside from the basic units, there are several other styles of forces to suit your play style, each with a different balance or type of armor and weapon. Knowing what you\'re strong or weak against will make a big difference.\nAnother important note is that a lot of people seem to think this is a deathmatch. It\'s NOT. The base of the game is capture point control. Yes, you CAN win the game by eliminating the entire enemy team, but that only happens about 1% of the time.\nTeam play is VERY important in the game. Coordinating with teammates can make or break a game for you, and I\'ve seen countless games where one well coordinated team utterly crushed a team that didn\'t work together. Support your team, and play for the win -not the kills-, and you\'ll do a lot better.\n(btw I played the game a LOT off of Steam. Don\'t let my Steam game time fool you.)\nThe game overall is solid, and well polished, A lot of things behave and sound the way you\'d want them to in a normal RTS. Petroglyph\'s pedigree shows here.\nThere\'s a variety of different units, as well as a progression tree for each one. You can also start mixing and matching as you unlock things.\nEverything that\'s important is unlockable for in game currency, and the only things that are real-money exclusives are the cosmetics, taunts, and premium access.\nI\nrecommend checking out some of the tutorial or community videos on the game to learn a bit about it before playing.\nI myself have made a couple you can find here:\nTLDR:\n- Solid, well polished gameplay.\n- Great Teamplay\n- Short, intense matches that usually last 7-15 minutes.\n- AI/PVE mode for practicing or trying out new battalions.\n- Non-P2W, money is for cosmetics, taunts, and premium.\n- It\'s NOT another friggin\' mobile F2P\n- Developers, while quiet, are actually listening to the community.\n- Matchmaker sometimes needs to be poked with a stick.\n- Progression on a battalion can get grind heavy.\n- The cosmetic items available for purchase are a bit weak, atm.\n- No in-game tutorial for new players.\n- The golden turd taunt just costs a ridiculous amount of money. No, seriously. (I know it\'s a joke)\nOverall I\'m quite enjoying the game, even though I tend to shy away from more intense PVP games. It feels like a real game, not a hashed up early access thing missing it\'s legs and half of it\'s head, like so many other "f2p" games on Steam. It may not be for everyone, but give it a shot and you might find you like it.\nI also have to give credit to Petroglyph for still honoring all the people that bought into the Victory Command packages, and giving them the equivalent in BB. A classy move.', u'hours': 103.8, u'date': u'2015-11-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197964373272', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 702, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Boomhower', u'text': u"Even though this game can be Very frustrating at times, due to a lack of coordination because nobody listens to pings and the chat is very hard to notice during the heat of battle, I absolutely adore this game\nThough this game has a lot of grinding to get EVERYTHING, it gives me the insentive to keep playing for replay value. I like games that I have a very long term goal, that is possible if you play enough... such as for example the seriously 2.0 achievement from gears of war 2. A very rare thing to have, but something to show off if you like the game a lot.\nThe tutorial... well it is a bit of a confusing game at first, but once you pick it up, it is very fun.\nThough the solo queing experience isn't very fun, if you are playing with a single friend it is like an addiction. Problem with that is you can only have one friend playing with you currently as there is probably a bit of lack of playerbase for enough people for 5v5 PvP games. Though it can still be fun with up to 4 other friends in coop.\nAnyone starting out, don't get discouraged because the game is a little confusing.\nMy advice to everyone new is look though some gameplay footage, probably grind out or buy all the units, try them all (for the love of got in coop) and stick with it until you max it.\nI know this is a bunch of negative stuff, sorry. I really like the rest Exp system that encourages playing multiple units. The devs are very interactive and extremely friendly. As far as I know, it seems they know what they want their game. There is a reconnect feature, there is coop for the casual players, there is even solo games that allow you tot test stuff.\nFor the most part the community is fairly nice with of course the negative person... probably just a little frustrated after losing some units due to a a bit of unlucky positioning or lack of teamte response.\nWith enough community, maybe a custom lobby system, and replay system (some time in the future hopefully). I think this game could be a great ESL game.", u'hours': 133.2, u'date': u'2015-11-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 122, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'gamingsfun', u'text': u'Petroglyph does love to re-release similar games, changing a few things and the name. This is the third re-envisioning of "End of Nations" which was then "Victory Command" and is now "Battle Battalions". Each version I\'ve played I enjoy, I like the faster pace of the game and how they\'ve mixed moba with RTS. This is the best version yet I hope it\'ll stay around this time. I think as long as they focus on improving the game and listening to the community instead of renaming the game it\'ll be more successful this time.', u'hours': 4.8, u'date': u'2015-11-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 1055, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'\u2668\ufe0f S H I N E', u'hours': 52.2, u'products': 102, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-09-30', u'text': u"Sometimes i'm using it for my record sleep time...", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'S1MPLE', u'text': u'Meh', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-09-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198413572656', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 1, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 8, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'c h i c k e n e s', u'hours': 2.4, u'products': 38, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-09-29', u'text': u'Good Short Puzzle Looking Game . 10/10 :)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'SOMEBODY', u'text': u'no controller support', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-05-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 34, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'jasonjc3', u'text': u"this game is bad so much stuff wrong with it i don't know why redfox not doing anything about all they doing is making the game more and more pay 2 win. And i know alot of people hate that. but redfox doesn't care but as long they get they money then they don't care about it", u'hours': 23.8, u'date': u'2017-05-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198198133501', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 4, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Blazing Stone Age Mommy Moyer', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 5, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-05-21', u'text': u'I love this game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'somethingfierce42', u'text': u'The game that got me to love atmosphere in media', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2016-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198064246860', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 1369, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'The King\u2122', u'hours': 2.8, u'products': 579, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-11-24', u'text': u'Classic one, nice rotoscoping, cool story\nJust a lil short', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'[\U0001f431]Superking', u'hours': 2.8, u'products': 351, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-11-24', u'text': u'Probably the game that left the strongest impression on me during my childhood.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Gaming Appetizer \U0001f4f9', u'hours': 3.9, u'products': 87, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-11-24', u'text': u'I played it on a loooooong time ago on my Amiga 500 BUT it was a pirated copy.\nAfter many-many (oh man) years I bought it for PC and play it again and (oh boy) I have the same exitement after every completed part.\nOne word: Masterpiece.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Drunken Raccoon', u'hours': 6.3, u'products': 206, u'product_id': u'645750', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-08', u'text': u'Fish Puns & LOTS Grinding, Cute artstyle, Simple controls, put in about 3 hrs already about 90% on fish collection. Still have about 6 or so side quests, story arc goes for about 2-3hrs depends on your money prowess and if your actually persuing it, I imagine getting this game for about 5$  isnt that bad of a steal. Fun store highlight pick.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Car2n', u'text': u'I don\'t fish in the "real world", but the developers have packed so much content into this reasonably priced game -- It\'s a no brainer for me! This is a unique fishing experience and I\'m genuinely pleased with the art and fun quests I have yet to discover. If you\'re considering a casual fishing game, you should get excited by Iron Fish because it offers a mix of cute dialogue and a rewarding sound track (listening to the sound track actually relaxes me!!!)! Nice work devs. :)', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-11-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198034197340', u'product_id': u'645750', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 31, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'TheDanman', u'text': u"I'm enjoying Rule with an Iron Fish so far. The environment art is lovely and spurs me to catch more fish to see it all. I used to spend a lot of time catching fish in Animal Crossing just to read their one-liner descriptions, and this game recaptures that feeling. The writing, like many have mentioned, is great. Expect to subtly chuckle about fish more than you're comfortable admitting.", u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-10-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198010932791', u'product_id': u'645750', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 266, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Spermsley', u'text': u'I love this game', u'hours': 29.0, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198059671311', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 465, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Knightmare1099', u'hours': 30.0, u'products': 708, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'text': u'World Greatest Detective', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'ksaptarshi05', u'text': u'Nice game but there are some glitches here and there.', u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198131043356', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 2, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'damriod', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 98, u'product_id': u'518120', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'text': u'for real gamers only..........why does this exist in steam it was made for kids right?', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Songo KU', u'text': u'Good game!', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'518120', u'page_order': 1, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 20, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'sgtswabbey', u'text': u'If you love a challenging board/card game this is for you. Very fun, even against AI. Just love it. :)', u'hours': 11.2, u'date': u'2017-11-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198039576549', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 110, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Uncrowned King', u'text': u'sorry armello, i have found my best board game on steam.\n1- so addictive if you love board games.\n1- 12 classes with diffirent abilities for each 1.\n3- more than 140 cards to play and make your move.\n4- it is deep and you have to think twice before you play a card.\n5- not hard to learn, you need to play 5 or 6 matches to understand the whole game.\n6- cool music.\n10/10\n- every board game has RNG, so people complain about rng in a board game? srsly stop it', u'hours': 81.5, u'date': u'2017-11-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198059516636', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 331, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Skullious', u'hours': 9.1, u'products': 356, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'text': u'nvm, too much luck', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'MegaMaster', u'hours': 6.3, u'products': 371, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'Great', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Ernejek Hellcase.com', u'text': u"Wow... Ive never seen that good game with ninjas! Ive didnt finished the game yet but at this stage i can say that this game is Very Very GOOD! Sometimes there are really small problems like controlls  (which u learn in about 10-15 minutes of playing) and checkpoints in some places.\nGameplay 5/5\nControlls 4/5\nSound 4/5\nGraphics 5/5\nStory ?/5 (I didnt finished it yet but now it seems like 3.5/5 )\nKlei has overall very good games and know what people like! I highly recommend this game and all klei games (Especially Don't starve series)", u'hours': 13.5, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198307684602', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 29, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'zhang6', u'text': u'Amazing game,Cant help to play it again an again!\nTrying to fulfill full achivements now.If you like assassin game, it wont let you down.Besides, its now on sale, so dont hesitate and just buy it! You WILL no doubt have a good time!', u'hours': 23.5, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198324576290', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 130, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'runehamster', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 494, u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-01-15', u'text': u'I waited a long time to purchase this game, and finally bought it when I saw the magic and boss systems announced as coming soon. I want to make it very clear I have played only enough to make sure that it worked on my old computer. That was in the first half of last year.\nI waited to start a playthrough of the game until the update adding those major systems was released, as in my estimation the procedural bosses and magic system were a huge part of this procedural game. I have not started a playthrough yet, as these features have not been released to Steam\'s early access players yet and are only available to certain community individuals. (I am unclear as to which individuals were granted access; it is my understanding that there is a separate community elsewhere, started earlier, that has some sort of EARLY early access).\nCommunication with the Steam community is filtered through a small group of elite testers / community members that are also the only ones with access to the current beta. I purchased the game with the understanding that I\'d have early access to the content that is published as being worked on, but instead it is only available for private testing. Please do not mistake the large number of news posts listed as being updates that have been made to the version on Steam.\nAccording to the folks that are in communication with the developer, as soon as those with access to the beta have finished testing it, we\'ll have access to the stuff they\'ve already tested. I have no reason to doubt this.\nI can not recommend this game as an early access purchase because it is not clear to purchasers that content added to the beta will not be made available to all early access purchasers. Based on Steam\'s "Yes / No" recommendation system, I must mark it as a "No." I firmly believe this game will be worth purchasing in its final version, but I do not recommend purchasing this as an early access title, due to the limited beta access given with purchase.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Steven Picard', u'text': u"If you love the classic dungeon crawlers (which I do) then you'll love this. If you love rogue-like game that are very hard (which I do) then you'll most likely love this game. This game is a blast - it is vast (infinite in fact) and very hard.\nAlex, the developer has been working on improving it for a couple years and it is always a treat when he releases a new version. For him, this is a labor of love and you can tell it in the quality of the game. He is also one of the friendliest and most awesome developers for any game I've seen (which reminds me, I need to get active on the forums again.)\nI owned this game before it was put on steam and I put quite a bit of hours into it then. Unfortunately, I have been tied up with work and some side projects and consequently I haven't spent much time playing games. However, this is one of my all time favorite games. I am looking forward to going back to it and will be playing it off and on for the rest of my life. It is that cool.", u'hours': 2.7, u'date': u'2015-11-18', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198092199024', u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 39, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'FK Swoofy', u'hours': 1.6, u'products': 495, u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-08-29', u'text': u'It\'s great to see an old-school RPG that is actually "old-school" and not "retro". The feeling, atmosphere and layout feel like a trip back to the RPGs of old without the hassling UI or unintentional confusion that comes with playing my old favourites in a modern setting.\nThe fact that the entire game is procedurally generated is just icing on the cake! The game just seems so expansive with this procedural system and the developer is bringing more and more to the table with each update.\nDefinitely a must have for the explorer type players and a pleasant nightmare for completionists.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Gazoogaloo', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 85, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-05', u'text': u'best game ive ever played', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Dune Drifter', u'text': u'Fly your rocket into space - get as high as you can whilst avoiding the other countryballs. Improve your rocket by collecting the coins and buying parts and perks. A funtastic addictive game. Help get Polandball into space.\nDefinitely recommended.', u'hours': 4.4, u'date': u'2017-11-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 1315, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Dank Memes', u'text': u'I learned more about geopolitics and history from this game in one hour than I did from 9000+ hours of Europa Universalis IV', u'hours': 6.6, u'date': u'2017-10-31', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561198069233221', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 545, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'BellPepperB', u'hours': 7.3, u'products': 12, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-05-01', u'text': u"This Is a Interesting And A Fun Game ! If You Like Quest , Adventure And Holloween You Should Love This Game I Say Its Fun Im Not A Fan Of Holloween But I Love Adventure ! This Game Is Kinda Strange Becuase You Dont Need A Mouse For It .\nSo Lucky For People Who Don't Have Mice . Who Ever Is Reading This I Hope You Buy This Game Its Fun !", u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'kickball2435', u'text': u'Fun game.', u'hours': 8.6, u'date': u'2016-04-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198050456468', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 151, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Moralio', u'hours': 7.3, u'products': 167, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-03-28', u'text': u'Direct sequel to Costume Quest with few gameplay improvements, new story and new costumes. Mind you that the core gameplay and structure are exactly the same. You will once again travel around in a team of three, utilizing costumes with different abilities to fight monsters in very basic RPG battles and solve simple puzzles. Only thing that is really new are 45 Creepy Treat Cards, that can be used in battles with various effects ranging from healing, disabling enemies, buffing allies and so on. CQ2 took me 7 hours to complete while getting all achievements in the process.\nPick it up if you need closure after Grubbins on Ice or just want more of the same.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Coach Hines', u'text': u'This game needs VR', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2016-04-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198072105376', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 197, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'McTwitchems', u'text': u'have you ever wondered what pacman would be like if it were 3d, had robots, lasers and strippers? ME NEITHER, but im glad someone did! good destructibility physics and the robots are ALWAYS right behind you, 8/8', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2016-04-14', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 249, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'EloiseTheGamer', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 131, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-04-14', u'text': u"Really enjoying the game. It's different to most even though it is a shooter. I know they are working on the game and I would like to see some updates like more of what you need to do. Also a volum button would come in handy as the music is way to high and I can't seem to turn it down or off. I love how your being chased by things. It's a really enjoyable game. If you like shooting stuff, running and collecting stuff on the map, then give this game ago.\nReally looking forward to see what else they come up with and what updates they do in the furture.\nThe price is reasonable.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Soprano', u'hours': 23.5, u'products': 418, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2015-02-22', u'text': u'First time I played a space genre game and  I kinda like it. It\'s not that detailed, the missions are the typical, shoot this and that. But that is where it captured me actually. I like the simplicity of it and I guess  anything that involves space ships and shooting asteroids is always fun. The graphics is pretty decent and the soundtrack is pretty intriguing. Intriguing in the sense that they incorporated a "space-like" theme on it, throw in a couple of beats and dub step mixes. It\'s actually pretty decent in the ears. The missions are pretty absurd sometimes but overall it\'s ok, I like the simplicity. The cutscenes, well, not full cutscenes but you\'ll get like a comm interface where you\'ll get your missions from live actors are pretty well acted. Actors looks like they know the characters they are portraying and they look like they enjoyed it. The game overall is more aimed to fun and not of a space sim not saying that space sims ain\'t fun. If you like space ships, and shooting without getting into a simulator-ish theme. And if you\'re a fan of the Iron Sky movie, then this is a game you must check out.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'djiaxin', u'hours': 5.0, u'products': 282, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2015-02-13', u'text': u'very short, very easy, very repetitive', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'\U0001f389', u'hours': 8.4, u'products': 1150, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-01-30', u'text': u'\u2611 Aquanox in space\n\u2611 Movies\n\u2611 Soundtrack\n\u2612 Difficult tutorial', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Dedmeatzz', u'text': u"Paid peanuts just to try it, great b-movie, not a very good game even with the busty president's cutscenes.", u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2015-01-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197970313164', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 359, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Yaegis_634', u'hours': 4.2, u'products': 15, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'text': u'funny and great with friends', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'\u329b 6ix9ine \u329b', u'text': u'3fps when joining a lobby\n60fps when creating a lobby.\ngood game', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198237844946', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 12, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'djmmboy', u'text': u'this game is fun but vary laggy', u'hours': 4.7, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198299872910', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 19, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Enek \U0001f496', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 92, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'13*2=26', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u"Ch'u", u'hours': 80.1, u'products': 249, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'text': u'UI texture is bad, rest of the game is amazing. For 20$ you can get 40 hours out of it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Ortusak', u'text': u'Clash.', u'hours': 18.6, u'date': u'2017-06-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 24, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'ebbpp', u'text': u'In short a Match 3 game meets Heroes of Might&Magic 5. It may sound "meh", but with all the twists and bonuses this game becomes quite hard to master, and also is quite enjoyable. The heroes differ with their skills, just as their background and there are many strategies to win the combat. The graphic is a bit in manga style, but that is ok, it could be a little better though. The game is quite short and so the price tag seems be little too much imho, still I\'ve bought this one on sale and find it a good buy, so I\'ll recommend it.\nI\'ve finished this game in offline, before I started uploading achievements-sorry.', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-06-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198126081939', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 257, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'gamehaver', u'hours': 46.6, u'products': 243, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-05-30', u'text': u'Suprisingly good puzzle game.  Campaign will keep you busy for a while and hotseat multiplayer is fun.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'ElTacoNaco', u'text': u'Good God...', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2016-02-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 272, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Catherine (reidsy)', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 44, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-02-19', u'text': u'I honestly adore tycoon and simulation games. I had a spare couple dollars and this was on sale a little while back so why not try it? Well... This is the only review I have written so far.\nI have music playing, and the noises the receptionist or whatever she is was still annoying me. I just turned the sound off and that wasn\u2019t an issue any more.\nThe thing that gets me about this game was the main story mode. Sexy male ab workout guy can\u2019t marry the nurse because of his dedication to the job. What compelled them to do something like that in a tycoon game? It is just extremely awkward especially for this kind of game.\nOn a side note, I wish some of this stuff was cured in one doctor visit.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Dama', u'text': u"What a disappointement. There were no patients. My hospital had 5 stars but only 16 patients at a time. I don't know how the care system is wherever this game was conceived but here in Portugal it's more like 16 patients getting into the hospital per minute!! 10/10 would uninstall it. It got boring very quickly!", u'hours': 13.8, u'date': u'2016-02-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 414, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Ryder', u'text': u"Game doesn't work.  Period.   After speech training, I start the first tutorial.  It asks me to thell the robot my name... but it never works.  Even if I type it in.\nSpeech/typing... doesn't matter.  No response.  I'm not in conversation.\nAlso, the assistant robot is not helping me as I've seen in lets play videos... she's totally silent.  never heard her.\nSeems the game is hozed.", u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2015-10-04', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198038570177', u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 378, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Tetony', u'hours': 13.5, u'products': 6756, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2015-09-18', u'text': u"So, i played this a little, I can't say that I am happy with the game in the current state, but a good part of it is interesting.\nI want it finished.\nSo, this is a recommendation to the developer to finish the game more then a recommendation for you to buy it.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Abo', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 3095, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2015-09-03', u'text': u'Great gameplay, high potential, pretty good graphics, nice concept with voice implementation, good controls, overall 9/10, i liked it!', u'early_access': True, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Schu', u'text': u'Needs a sequel with some nazis.', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2014-02-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197993641642', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 178, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Jragghen', u'hours': 14.2, u'products': 1141, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2014-02-17', u'text': u"Whimsical is probably the best game which can be used to describe this game. Set in an alternative history where random individuals were given super powers, they decide to become super heroes and villains, and the sort of stories we normally see in comic books are what results. You control a squad of these do-gooders over the course of the campaign, and level them up how you see fit through all sorts of random adventures. Combat is real-time, albeit with pause. I only played through the single player (I presume the pause is not present in multiplayer), but the controls basically feel like a very early form of what is now considered the norm in MMOs.\nAll in all, it's a fair bit of fun. It's old, and so comes with the general baggage one would expect, but it's an excellent example of gaming from the time and can still be fun to boot up.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'FunkerGreg', u'hours': 2.7, u'products': 385, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2014-02-17', u'text': u"I wish I had played Freedom Force when it first came out.  As is, it has plenty of character and a snazzy story, so I might spend more time with it if there weren't so many new games taking my limited time.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'House Cat', u'text': u'Now I can make my YouTube Chaanel!', u'hours': 61.3, u'date': u'2017-12-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198413745198', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 2, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'\u272axXmo34Xx \u2122| trade.tf', u'hours': 2.9, u'products': 5, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-07', u'text': u'good', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'SkeletronPrime10', u'text': u'If there was a way to view which friends use this, I would be happy,\nBut this is awsome though!', u'hours': 670.5, u'date': u'2017-12-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198102423508', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 71, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Springlock', u'hours': 157.3, u'products': 18, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-06', u'text': u'good', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Jnuttengr', u'text': u'Moba/RTS\nQuick pace, tactical, unforgiving\n15 different unit battalions\nEach Battalion with 2 abilities to help or harm.\nDeployable drones to change your view of the battle.\nAs you advance you unlock perks for your battalions that can help keep them alive, deal more damage, go faster, see fuirther, etc.\nYou can customize what units you deploy to an extent.  Through unlocks you can also get differing abilities for your battalions.\nThe elephant in the room is Victory Command...Yes it is VERY similar as legal reasons lead to victory Command leaving us and Petroglyph reviving it as Battle battalions.\nThere is a pay aspect.  However it is NOT PAY TO WIN.  it is pay to advance faster.  Which in my book is completely fine.  pay to grind less is ok.\nMap awareness is key, a game can sway either way in moments.\nBiggest thing to remember, once your unit is dead it is dead until the next game.  No respawns, no making more units.  You have to protect what you have if you hope to win.\nGood Luck.', u'hours': 39.1, u'date': u'2015-11-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 142, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Meatbringer', u'text': u"Underwhelming boring clunky gameplay that puts you right in the nursing home seat rather than the driver's seat of your units.", u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2015-11-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'user_id': u'76561198053361736', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 256, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Metachoi', u'text': u"Battle Battalions is intense quick fun, with great team play dynamics. The more you play and unlock the more layered the tactics get. I definitely recommend this to anyone looking for fun team-based battles but who don't want to be locked into a match for too long. Also, after each win you get to see your opponent's base nuked!\nSo get in there and fight maggot!!!", u'hours': 54.5, u'date': u'2015-11-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198003059536', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 36, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'dropxofxpoison', u'text': u"Fun little puzzle game with thirty levels that have progressively more difficult mechanics to solving the puzzles, and, when you finish the main levels, you unlock a harder mode, which requires you to solve the same puzzles a little differently to add some more challenge to what you already know about them. All in all, the game will keep you entertained for a few hours, and that's just enough to leave you feeling satisfied.\nIn addition to unique puzzles which require you to guide a sleepwalking man through obstacles, the game has pleasing music and a distinctive art style. (Although, I will say that the narrator's voice is a little creepy, but I understand why it's distorted, seeing as this game takes place in dreams, which never conform to the rules of reality.)\nI've enjoyed what I've played so far, and I'm looking forward to going back and finishing up those last few achievements.\nAlso, the fact that this game was recently given out for free to everyone is also a definite plus; otherwise, I might have never heard of this little gem.", u'hours': 3.3, u'date': u'2017-09-28', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 104, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Polichaos', u'text': u"Back to Bed is a puzzle game, its also a visual art game. Honestly I havn't seen a puzzle game with an in depth, so out there, '' M.C Esher and Salvator Dali'' and optical illusion like puzzle game like this before. Eyes everywhere? tenticles? body parts? doors and windows and stairs aloof? CHECK . Its good with the ambiant music but, its still gonna make you grumpy. Bob is sleep walking, and the creepy ''Subob'' or a Bob face on a teal cat costume ''thing'' is to guide you through your' narcolyptic nightmares to the safe bed. Using apples and fish boards and blowing lips... to keep you from flying chess peices, man eating cover holes, whale trains, dogs and alarm clocks of doom. Use just Subob to move objects and guide Bob to his bed. Thats it, just you have to figure what and were. It's a puzzle game, so its pretty simple and self explanitary. REALLY out there game, but enjoyable for a while.  I did not atempt nightmare mode.", u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2017-09-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198035383340', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 100, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'NachoChzBear', u'text': u'Fun time waster, nothing too special about it but its fun', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-09-28', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 5, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 31, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'YungPuppers | Twitch', u'hours': 54.0, u'products': 43, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-05-15', u'text': u'game is really good to kill time with and enjoy custom styles and moves', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Mapp', u'hours': 14.3, u'user_id': u'76561198321007932', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-05-14', u'text': u'can open it no more', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'\u2020 Mate \u2020 \u2122', u'text': u'Why i keep getting error from gameguard 114?? i even deleted dota 2 thinking it may interfere with other steam games, fix pls?', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-04-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 15, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'ChillSeraphim', u'text': u'-Only love this game from the memories of playing it before the devs changed. Its a unqiue brawler and can be fun with all the different scrolls, exo and clothes, but the connectivity can suck a lot, it can be buggy, and I think the worst part of this game is the community because its TOXIC AF. If you dont mind all the bs the game WILL throw at you. Have fuuun~\n-Since this game came back its very generous now, daily rewards and leveling through 1-15 give you timed or perm clothes, exos and scrolls.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-03-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198142683051', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 21, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'CCat', u'text': u'Masterpiece !', u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2016-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197982796475', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 369, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Kilian', u'text': u"After 25 years, I still can't think of a game who deserves more praise than this one, a truly pioneer that everyone must play.", u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2016-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 539, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Elher', u'hours': 3.2, u'products': 897, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-11-23', u'text': u'Best game ever :)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'DookJosh', u'text': u'10/10 Fish Puns, a lengthy Lore to be entangled by, many \u2018Unique\u2019 Fishes to Lure in for your Collect, and much Grinding! (possibly a few Secrets?)\nSeriously Silly, with simple mechanics and all sorts of Characters, plus, Beautiful Artwork wrapped up in a Boatload of Puns & Jokes, accompanied by a net load of Fish, that I would enjoy Mounting on my walls, whole schools of em\u2026\nOh no, I\u2019ve Caught it, someone stop me, please\nI can\u2019t reel myself back in, moor me to the docks before I drift away\nEnjoy your Experience, Ruling, Ironfish', u'hours': 4.1, u'date': u'2017-10-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198025017513', u'product_id': u'645750', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 71, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'MartyrA2J', u'hours': 7.4, u'products': 852, u'product_id': u'645750', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-09-24', u'text': u'Rule with an Iron Fish is cheeky fun with its dialogue and zany pirates.\nI have never understood the entire Fishing genre. It seemed always to me something far more interesting to do in reality then in a game. Then again, there are plenty of games that have come out and been successful to prove me wrong. There must be something there right? You have games where you drive trucks, hunting games and even super realistic fishing games. Today\u2019s subject is Rule with an Iron Fish. I didn\u2019t know anything about this particular title when it landed on my lap but it had a cute name and I knew it involved fishing in some capacity. The only other experience I had to draw on was Cat Goes Fishing, another cheeky game. (One I loved by the way.)\nOne thing that is particularly interesting about Rule with an Iron Fish, is that its release was first on the mobile market, then the PC. \u2013 Wait! Come back! Don\u2019t go! I promise its worth it!\nYes, Rule with an Iron Fish is a premium mobile game that you can download on your phone. Meaning no ads/micro transactions. The beautiful part is that its the same for PC. Rule with an Iron Fish avoids all the pitfalls of the mobile market, instead delivering something that is easy to digest, easy to play, and best of all, fun. This is a very, very casual and fun game and extremely family friendly. Let\u2019s dive in.\nThe story of Rule with an Iron Fish goes that you and your twin sibling have a kerfuffle. Don\u2019t notice a massive kraken and get separated. Its your quest to find your lost sibling with the help of a myriad of zany pirate themed characters. Along the way, you will do some farming, questing, fishing, combat and more fishing.\nWhen I said that Rule with an Iron Fish was a casual game I really meant that. The mechanics of the game are still based on a mobile play style. You only need your mouse/arrow keys to play this entire game. You will click on everything to get things done, meaning no controller support. Starting with fishing; fishing is obviously the main core of the game and how you will earn cash/supplies to buy a multitude of upgrades, hats, pets, ships, and more.\nTo fish you simply click where you want your bobber to go and then wait for a fishy to bite. Simple as that. To keep you involved and prevent this from becoming a snooze fest. Rule with an Iron Fish added rare fish and a struggle system. Some of the more hardier fish will put up a fight and require pressing directional keys to reel in. I am not saying its hard but it\u2019s enough to keep your attention.The real challenge lies in catching all the fish, and completing quests.\nQuests usually come in the form of, \u201ccatch 20 of so and so.\u201d Which is fine, especially because the writing is fantastically absurd.(More on that later) The problem lies in that it\u2019s mostly just a time sink/luck more than anything else. Fish are divided up into group size, large, medium, small etc. Rule with an Iron Fish provides a fish encyclopedia in case as well. So there are some things to alleviate the blind grind. You just have to be patient enough to catch fifty starfish while putting your bobber in the right spots to catch the right size fish. Not a huge problem, but I did get stuck in overall game progression because of one stupid fish, for like an hour.\nCatching all the rare fish can be a bit of a pain as well. Rule with an Iron Fish offers farming and cooking to help you. There are fish foods that you can use to draw out the rare fish, better bait etc. This is all great and helpful, but I found that a far easier approach was just to keep reloading areas until I saw the yellow flashy bastiges. Not the intended way to play, but farming takes far too long for me.\nAside from fishing you have ship combat. Rule with an Iron Fish is about being the best pirate fisherman there was after all. You will face off against other fisherman as they invade your Sea-Turf. The combat is mostly you attempting to cut their lines, catch fish before landing in their boat and battling robots. Did I mention this game was silly?\nI will be honest, Rule with an Iron Fish isn\u2019t going to be blowing your mind with its gameplay. What I enjoyed about it is that it\u2019s addictive, relaxing, and gives you plenty to do. After a long day at work when you want to just relax, this is the perfect game to play. It\u2019s not stressful at all. I personally put in a good seven hours on this game, I don\u2019t do that for just any game. I played seven hours because it was enjoyable. Simple things can be fun and Rule with an Iron Fish hits the right blend of that.\nOf course I can\u2019t forget to answer a question most people have. What is the difference between PC and mobile? For the most part, nothing. There is one added area and some items. It\u2019s nice. but you\u2019re mostly paying for the pleasure of playing it on your PC.\nIt helps that this game made me smile and chuckle.\nI came for the fishing and stayed for the writing. Every time you land one of the scaley buggers, you are usually given a bit of information on that fish. These little snippets were hilarious and genuinely entertaining. This is continued in the overall story and interaction you have with all of the zany pirates you meet in your home base. From pirates who suck at being pirates, to talking llamas, there is always a wink and a nudge going on with Rule with an Iron Fish. Not all of the jokes are going to click with you of course, but the game oozes charm and cheekiness.\nThis is prevalent in the art style of the game as well. While the mobile aesthetic is very in your face this doesn\u2019t take away from the game, I found. The character sprites were cute and unique. From the double peg legged Battista The Bad, to Helga the Valkyrie. They each have their own story, quests, and feelings about your misadventures. Their interaction with each other is also a highlight as you could feel that these characters knew each other.\nOverall, the art style of the game is simplistic but used effectively. The base itself is full of cute details and doesn\u2019t feel flat or lifeless. The fishing areas do thankfully change up themes from a lava lake to fishing in the sky. However, most of your attention is fixated on shadowy fish rather than anything else. I would\u2019ve liked to seen more detail in some of these areas, but it\u2019s a minor gripe.\nOne area that Rule with an Iron Fish is definitely lacking is on the music.\nThat is to say, there really isn\u2019t much of a soundtrack here at all.  I think between the base and certain areas there are two orchestral tracks that repeat. Which is a downright shame as pirate themed music could\u2019ve elevated the art style more. Instead, Rule with an Iron Fish has soothing water noises or stormy background noise. It\u2019s a weird choice and it may have been intended for that relaxation aspect.\nLike I mentioned before, I dropped seven hours into the game before it was all over. I didn\u2019t catch every single fish so you may have a couple more hours if you are obsessive. From a replay standpoint there isn\u2019t much, as the game is a one and done type of deal. Unless you enjoy starting over and collecting them again. Whatever floats your boat.\nI do recommend Rule with an Iron Fish. It\u2019s a pleasant experience and the writing shines. There are a lot of ways this game could\u2019ve gone wrong but it managed to steer clear of all the mobile trappings and I am very thankful for that. You don\u2019t usually see that type of thing when it comes to mobile games becoming PC games. From an innovation standpoint obviously, it\u2019s lacking but it trades that in for an easy to play and enjoyable game. I don\u2019t know what the future holds for this developer but I will be keeping an eye out for their future works for sure.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'jamespstevenson', u'hours': 12.9, u'products': 8, u'product_id': u'645750', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-09-23', u'text': u"This game is great fun! There's a wealth of humour and hidden depth here. The salty nautical puns and playful humour complement a truly charming world populated with a cast of endearing characters. The fishing itself strikes a great balance between being instantly intuitive and addictive whilst providing a longer challenge to master with progress.\nI've found myself playing both when I have a few spare minutes or for longer spells when I want to have a crack at a comical quest or challenge pirates to a duel! Highly recommended, this one put a big goofy grin on my face!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Edger Allen Flow', u'text': u'I played both Arkham City and Knight before this and this was still dope', u'hours': 17.7, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198313882287', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 34, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Sermike', u'text': u'', u'hours': 8.8, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 646, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Oracle', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 231, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'text': u'Great game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u"Dante's Harem", u'text': u'It would be in mobile game stores.', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'518120', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 102, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Dimechi', u'text': u'Not bad', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-12-20', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'518120', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 52, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'CharredHecks', u'text': u'Not worth it to buy.  Mobile Game. Needs Controller', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-12-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198162082532', u'product_id': u'518120', u'page_order': 4, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 87, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Hear2Grin', u'hours': 7.5, u'products': 30, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'text': u'If you love to sabotage your friendships, then this game is for you!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'InFesTaTioN', u'text': u'An amazing game! Fun to play and multi-linear approaches. Must play.', u'hours': 15.4, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197997104887', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 30, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Cake-Is-A-Lie', u'text': u'tags says everything you need to know: "Stealth+Platformer"\nit\'s based on light and FOV of enemies, you have limited FOV as well, game is rather easy - it\'s more of puzzle game than dexterity test, for the most part you have easier lethal way and more funny and complex non-lethal way; story is just excuse for setting - mandatory plot twist (here I stretch meaning of "plot" to the breaking point because there is barely any of it here) - it\'s ok tho - nothing so stupid that it\'d force you to turn game off; there is NG+ where you have even more limited FOV and there are no sound indicators - wish that would be option from start as it\'d make game somewhat challenging - you\'d have to locate all guard etc. - but on second run you already know most of it anyway\nalso with intel iGPU (4700hq) it struggles to go above 1080p@30fps - so you\'ll need some kind of gpu - no stealth platforming on-the-go with CPU-only laptops...\ni\'d say: if you like platformers and it is on sale - you may grab it - i got it long time ago in "HumbleBundle"\nlast thing: i find it funny that in this game you\'re ninja and you\'re ok with killing and terrorizing other people but you only "incapacitate" dog\'s - yeah sure it\'s ok to murder people  but dog\'s - nah - they\'re untouchable!\n[ofc - you\'re not meant to kill anyone etc. - but i find it amusing nevertheless]', u'hours': 14.6, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198043893008', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 153, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Hawkeye', u'text': u"A game you can play forever. I got lost in its soundtrack and ambient environment. I have lost hours just adventuring in game, it's almost hypnotic. I die all the time, and just keep coming back for more.", u'hours': 13.8, u'date': u'2015-08-14', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198062813312', u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 45, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'realgamergirl', u'hours': 4.0, u'products': 56, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-10-22', u'text': u'i seriously lovvveee country balls. Poland being my fav. Gr8 game.\n(would be better if you added more countrys and sterioptypes)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Eyuppo16', u'text': u"Pleased to see Polandball game. That's so cute to see countries. Good game for spend time also.\n^^", u'hours': 7.0, u'date': u'2017-10-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198200989998', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 165, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Newikovfefe', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 503, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-10-15', u'text': u'Cute and funny', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Itsumi Erika', u'text': u'10/10 would go into space again', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2017-10-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198032250208', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 86, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Showboat', u'hours': 7.4, u'products': 1560, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-03-23', u'text': u"See reviews for Costume Quest 1. They're virtually identical.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'leader of the bunch', u'text': u"Y'know when the first one came out and I loved it and then they decided to make a second one and OH MAN I LOVE THIS GAME.", u'hours': 23.4, u'date': u'2016-03-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198044972340', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 209, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'just ew', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 50, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-02-25', u'text': u"The fact that this game runs at 10FPS on a computer from 2015 is just god-awful. Do not buy this game unless you are willing to put up with the awful FPS that clearly isn't shown in the trailers.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'lamuella', u'hours': 7.8, u'products': 914, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-02-24', u'text': u"I really enjoyed the first costume quest.  Cute graphics, good gameplay, great setting, very funny.  Plus the Grubbins On Ice content essentially doubled the length of the game.\nCostume Quest 2 is at first just as enjoyable.  The graphics are just as cute, the gameplay is just as good, the setting is if anything even betterm as is the humour.\nIt's just that... it's really short.  Like, really short.  Without spoiling anything the end credits sequence is a neighbourhood you can wander around in, and I kept trying to work out how I made the next bit of the game start because I couldn't believe the story would be this short.\nI really really enjoyed it while playing, so I'm giving it a thumbs up.  I just wanted more.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Johnny', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 259, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-04-11', u'text': u'first person pacman with a lazer gun with a secondary explosive fire, and karate robots with an audience you can genocide\n10/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Legit Mizard', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 273, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-04-08', u'text': u'"Story in a video game is like story in a porn movie; It\'s expected to be there, but it\'s not important" -John Carmack\nThis game doesn\'t even have a main menu, just a screen that shows you the controls. That being said this game is awesome. It drops you in a pacman-like maze with a gun and swarming enemies. If you\'re cornered go ahead and destroy a nearby wall because this game also has destruction physics. The game is simple enough and you can learn all you need to learn just by playing. I fell like the reason why is because the game\'s emphasis is on fun. Not graphics, not special effects, but just general fun as you blast your way though hordes of enemies.\nGraphics: 4/10\nGameplay: 7/10\nPhysics: 6/10\nOverall: 7/10\nIt\'s a good game if you don\'t have much time on your hand and you really can\'t go wrong for the price.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'grox', u'text': u'not working with my xbox controllers by default', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-04-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 699, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'RichMoney', u'text': u"no it's not fun for me!?!?!?", u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198381056707', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 2, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'IMJUSTTOOBAD', u'text': u'best gaem evar boi', u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198141884147', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 32, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Miscalculated.', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 404, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'text': u"This game lived up to its potential about as well as I did to mine in my dad's eyes.\nGreat concept, but the game is extremely buggy and not balanced in the least. Barely playable.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Algy', u'hours': 54.4, u'products': 408, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'text': u"Just leaving a review to say I didn't have any of the crashing/freezing problems that majority of the negative reviewers seem to have.\nWhat the game\nhave for me is heavy issues with FPS though. Most of the time the game will be struggling to maintain 60FPS despite running on a GTX 1060 6GB, and sometimes will even visibly drop below 30 (like when multiple AoE spell explosions are happening at the same time). I can only reliably get 60FPS in a few certain areas, like Sunleth.\nOnly things I've changed the game was turning off cloud saves and forcing V-Sync and triple buffering through the Nvidia control panel. Also played in windowed mode.\nThere's some guides on the steam hub to get more FPS out of the game but they make the game look like extreme garbage, so I'd advise you not to bother with them, unless you don't care about graphics in any way.\nAs for the game itself, I find it to be a lot more fun than XIII. You actually get to walk around hubs and talk to NPCs like in old Final Fantasy games.\nReally good OST too.\nTry it out, see if it runs on your system, and if not just refund it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'MOAR DAKKA!', u'text': u"Everything else, Great. Don't listen to all the naysayers it's not the port its either their Pc's or they are using AMD graphics cards and blame the port.\nThere is just the small issue of... WTH WHERE YOU THINKING WITH ACADEMIA DEVS. SLOW TORTURE ;(", u'hours': 23.9, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198296265593', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 52, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'imwadeok', u'text': u"Don't even bother, I would like to say iI love this game but the ported version that is for sale on steam is terrible if you actually want to play this game without any problems go and purchase and xbox360 and buy the game on that. Had multiple problems running the game (and no it isn't my PC). frame skipping which needed to be remedied by pluging in a ps4 controller for some reason. Then when you think you have it sorted out the sound cuts out often and consistently freezes. Have 4 hours play time on this game atm and 3 and a half were spent trying to make it work and I have almost totally given up on it but sadly i want to play this so badly because I loved the game when it first came out and really want to play through the ff13 series again.", u'hours': 4.1, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198429043160', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 4, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'feel it break', u'text': u"Great and unique gameplay, lovely comic style visuals, one of the greatest soundtracks ever (some tracks of Heroes of Might & Magic V are found here as well, being slightly altered and reworked) and nice might & magic lore and atmosphere\nThat's enough to make the game amazing\nBut beware the multiplayer just sucks, because it's totally unbalanced due to the artifacts.\nAlso the achievements are very grindy, and I recommend using a controller", u'hours': 53.6, u'date': u'2017-05-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198080371220', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 32, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'RaulRoflcopter', u'hours': 4.3, u'products': 3192, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2015-08-25', u'text': u'An overly-ambitious game (meant as both a fact and a compliment), one that needs to be taken in its current state and not held alongside the promises of possible updates or the future arrival of Episode 3. The Early Access period has surpassed a year due to financial problems stemming from a lack of sales. Without having a purchase option, one must realistically see how this might not be resolved quickly and why progress becomes halted.\nEven with a potentially bleak outcome, I do recommend the game as it is fairly priced for what it successfully provides. Although not always fully functional, the voice recognition is more than sufficient in offering a unqie experience not seen elsewhere in the Steam store and implemented well within the gameplay. The robots recognizing text-based commands alone is entertaining enough. The game does not solely rely on that as a selling point either, as it is also visually pleasing and contains an intriguing story (although it is likely to remain an open-ended tale). I do hope the purchase option returns but for the time being head to the discussions at the following link and learn how you can nab a Steam key for this currently removed game while also supporting the developer.\nAgain, I stress that the game is worth it at face value. The developer has been more than apparent regarding the struggles the game has faced. Supplied below is a link showcasing how the developer has interacted with community, highlighting how to best enjoy the current build.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'\u2744r3dsn0w000\u2122\u2744 [Cristi]\U0001f3ae', u'hours': 5.2, u'products': 2742, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2015-08-22', u'text': u"Although it's an Early Access Game, it has great potential and I liked what I have seen so far! 9/10", u'early_access': True, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'PhrostB', u'hours': 5.9, u'products': 12309, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-08-21', u'text': u"Pretty cool concept but the execution isn't polished. Really there's no incentive to use the voice recognition over simple text based commands, really the game doesn't stand on it's own without the gimmick. Still, I think it's worth a look at. I can honestly say I had fun trying it out, as well as organizing the 30-person group buy for it. :)", u'early_access': True, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Yagami Light', u'text': u'This is what i hoped for when I backed up this game, when it came out on kickstarter.\nIf yu like Iron chef or Shokugeki No Soma, this may be the game you were waiting for', u'hours': 3.0, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197988293305', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 266, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'potatocubed', u'hours': 6.2, u'products': 399, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u"This game is great. Both parts of the game -- the platforming combat and the match-3 cooking game -- are simplistic but enjoyable, the art is lovely, the controls responsive.\nBut most of all, what I like about Battle Chef Brigade is how *nice* everyone is. With a couple of notable exceptions the characters are friendly, supportive, and pleasant to one another, and that's a breath of fresh air amid the grim darkness of pretty much all other video games at the moment.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Ecchikiss \u3067\u3059~', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 482, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u'Pretty fun experience!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Yowid', u'text': u"Made by the ultra-responsive and hyperspeed-patching developers Trese Brothers (Templar Battleforce, Cyber Knight, Star Traders 4x: Empires--all quality mobile games, just try them yourself if you need proof), this is truly a labor of love, born from a Kickstarter project some years ago, I've anticipated this game--and it quite simply delivers.\nEven in its Early Access status, with their attitude of taking feedbacks from all the STF players on bug reports and various improvements, I wouldn't be surprised at all if this gem would be polished into brilliance that it rightly deserves.\nPROS:\n+ Immersive if simplistic visual environments, with many beautiful hand-drawn backdrops of the planets\n+ Superb ambient space soundtracks\n+ High-quality replayability\n+ Unique RPG experience (RNG-driven, at times daunting, some other times compelling)\n+ Personalized story-making capability, thanks to various crew traits, random events, and diverse contacts and missions\n+ Space sandbox, total open-world freedom\n+ Customizable difficulty for more challenge after mastering the basics of the game\n+ One-more-click syndrome\nCONS:\n- Lack of editable Captain's Log (like in that Star Traders RPG Android game)\n- Minor typos\n- Rare instances of crashes\n- Unfinished arcs in certain story missions\n(All the minus points listed above would surely be fixed as fast as the speed of a hyperwarp jump by the devs, so I'm highly optimistic that this list of negatives would soon be in Zenrin's Hall of Memories)\nTo the Void, for Shalun!", u'hours': 138.3, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198310653716', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 69, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Pat Fenis', u'text': u"This game is very oldcore and hard school. Do you like space? I like space. This is a great space game. All I'm going to say is in my nearly 13 years of being a steam member, this is the first game I've liked enough to post anything about and interact with you muppets. Now go buy a copy and get off my lawn.", u'hours': 171.5, u'date': u'2017-12-01', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 36, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 58, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'stabbyjones', u'hours': 9.2, u'products': 505, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-01', u'text': u"###edit 1\nYou want to know why these guys are good developers? I emailed in my save games to help with bugs and they sent me back an updated save fixing a quest bug in the main story. I've spent my Sunday in frontiers and I'm really happy to support such attentive developers!\n###Early access Dec 2017.\nLess than 2 weeks out and my experience in game is so much better than release.\nThe game isn't buggy or hard to follow but there is a lot of information you need to be aware of. Initially it was hard to understand where to go/what to do until I spent more time in game.\nThe pacing is good but this isn't an action game. It feels more like an old school RPG in that you can really forge out your own story.\nI don't really have anything negative to say other than some might find it too slow and there is plenty of work to go into the game but it feels like the most complete early access I've purchased.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'TiCK', u'hours': 2.8, u'products': 656, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2014-02-17', u'text': u'A fun super hero game that comes across as more of a love letter than a parody of silver age comic characters and themes. It is essentially a mix between live and turn based (think Dragon Age: Origins).', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'maheusz', u'text': u"Do you want to punch EVIL in the face? Of course you do! In this comic game player takes control of superhero band - each with their own strengths and weaknesess. We play through the campaign, while taking care of recruiting new heroes and getting up the abilities of the older ones. There is of course an option to create your own hero - and why not?\nAmongst many others there are such character archetypes as Captain America rip-off (main hero) and his sidekick, Jalapeno Guy (Mexican with fiery powers), Ant Man (selfexplanatory), compulsory Good Alien From Totally Evil Alien Race, Magician Girl, Ironman rip-off (based on his early images), an Reprogrammed Android Turned Good and many more (there is even Aquaman rip-off).\nOverall the game isn't hard, but forces player to really plan his movies. There are also weaknesess and special abilities - some of our guys can fly, other just hop on the buildings, while trying to look cool. Even simple thugs with weapons can be dangerous for our merry band of heroes. There is no life regeneration, so the only health we'll get back is because of use special health kits or hero medals (which are special 'one-off' abilities and can be also used to ressurect or buff our characters).\nOption of active pause makes the game really interesting, especially because without it everything would dissolve into colorful chaos. It's not really that heavy on computer because cartoonish graphics don't really use any fancy effects. Even on my olden laptop I didn't really got any slowdowns - and that's something with all the stuff and explosions on the screen.\nThe worthy successor to the game is Freedom Force vs. the Third Reich with deals with different main villain and wholly different story - and time travel of course... because, why not?", u'hours': 12.8, u'date': u'2014-01-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197990601518', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 663, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'cidgrad01', u'text': u'Freedom Force may be a tad dated by now, but I had lots of fun playing it back when it was new. Something like Marvel Ultimate Alliance is probably superior to it, but FF gives you a more strategic experience while capturing that golden age of comics cheesiness. If you don\u2019t mind the graphics and slightly awkward controls, you will have a blast with this game.', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2014-01-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198025838564', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 327, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'HolyTuxxy', u'text': u"Garry's Mod still better tho >:3", u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2017-12-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 9, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 43, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'\u300c s t a r \u300d', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 4, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-05', u'text': u'nice. but it ripped my PC', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Nimmy Jewtron', u'text': u'I \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing come to this  software to see if I can start filmmaking for a hobby. I screw around a bit, literally 5 minutes later: Every time I try to \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing load a map, it crashes. Gets to the point where there are no windows for any of the tools on source. try to fix it for 2 hours, no dice. Try not \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 software, literally no help from valve', u'hours': 7.7, u'date': u'2017-12-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198082716535', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 22, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Chuck', u'text': u'This game reminds me of old rts like command n conquer exept you dont have a base at all but a squad of units wich u can customize and mix units, very unique and fun game', u'hours': 7.5, u'date': u'2015-11-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198036230105', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 106, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Plebeian Bob', u'text': u"A more casual RTS experience with no base building and constant action, for free! (well, free-ish)\n_Fun, engaging gameplay that focuses on action.\n_Good looking units and maps.\n_Diverse arrays of unit types with different playstyle.\n_Short matches that are easy to get into.\n_Decent launch.\n_It's free.\n_Less hardcore than Starcraft 2.\n_A little Pay-2-Win (read more below)\n_Might not be super competitive in the long run compare to some of its contemporaries.\n_Less hardcore than Starcraft 2.\n_You're a fan of RTS.\n_You're NOT a fan of RTS but looking for a nice entry point into the genre.\n_If you like RTS but not the base building.\n_If you have time to try out a free game.\n_You want a deeper, more classical RTS experience.\n_If you're not a fan of RTS in any shape or form.\n_If you want something ultra competitive.\nNow, for more details...\nRemember World in Conflict? This game is sort of like that. There's no base building or resource gathering. Rather, they give you a handful of units you get to control, and you have to work with other commanders to win. The game is won by capturing and holding points. What ends up happening is a constant rotation to try to catch people at key points and fight them. The maps are designed around this too. There are plenty of vantage points and hiding spot to set up for ambushes. The game is a constant stream of skirmishes and fights. It's fun.\nThe game IS Pay-2-Win, make no mistake about that. There are units that you can buy with real money, as well as a variety of perks. With that said, everything in the game that affects gameplay can be EARN with in-game currency as well. So in theory, you can just play the game without spending a single cent on anything. But the fact that it's possible could become an issue in the long run. The game somewhat mitigate this however, but locking perks behind EXP that you HAVE to earn by playing the game instead of paying. A good decision on their part.\nOverall, I think it's a fun game when it comes to it's raw gameplay, and while it's a bit P2W in nature, it's absolutely free to try. So you won't lose anything but some time. It's deffinitely worth a try.\nIf you liked the review, consider hitting the thumbs up so more people can see it, and\nin order to be notified everytime I review something, as well as meeting and interacting with new people.\n, where I cover new, obscure games in video format. It really does help me out a lot morale-wise to have people watching content I put together.\nOn that note,\nMy name has been Bob, thank you for your time.", u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2015-11-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 10, u'user_id': u'76561198020479238', u'product_id': u'399660', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 255, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Bogz', u'hours': 3.1, u'products': 87, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-09-27', u'text': u'4/5', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Skemi', u'hours': 3.6, u'products': 63, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-09-27', u'text': u"Way better than expected, first it seemed pretty boring, but it got better while playing it. I love the design and it is a fun game for a few hours, so if you just want something to play while watching TV or Netflix it's perfect.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Kristalin', u'text': u'Imi place foarte mult ca este un joc scurt.', u'hours': 3.3, u'date': u'2017-09-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198290467233', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 53, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'iorn', u'hours': 4.7, u'products': 163, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-03-24', u'text': u"This game had potential\nRumble fighters is a 3d third person arena based fighting game, somewhat like gang beasts. Only it's combatant. The character editor provides you a near mind boggling amount of options which you can use to personalize your fighter. Hats, usable swords, top that with a large number of activates to do in game and you'ed have a decent experience...However the developers decided to lock 90% of the game content behind a paywall of unspeakable proportions. 10% of the items can be obtained through weeks of grinding because the payoff for finishing a mission or match is poor. This game would be fun, if it allowed you to do anything without paying for it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'DistinctedKill', u'text': u"Broken, toxic community thats faith is in the hands of uncaring, never satisfied, cash grabbing, Activision spawned\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665that's called Nimonix.....and RedFox.", u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-03-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 66, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'\u300eNOOB1T3Z\u300f', u'text': u'Awful.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-03-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 54, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'orbitalnine', u'text': u"An adorable fishing game with a lot of sole.\nRule with an Iron Fish is a fun and laid back fishing game, filled to the brim with pirates and puns.\nI really enjoy the graphics and art style and light hearted punny pirate humour. I'm 4 or 5 hours in and there\nare still tons of things left to unlock, many more wacky fish to find, and 3 more islands to explore. Give it a try.", u'hours': 5.6, u'date': u'2017-09-14', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198008962261', u'product_id': u'645750', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 155, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'smartACE', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 163, u'product_id': u'645750', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-09-07', u'text': u"This is much better than real fishing. I'm not sure why but I'm really hooked on collecting fish... sorry, bad pun. Just inspired by all the puns in this game.\nOverall really good, the art style is amazing, it's addictive and there is a ton of content. Would love to be able to travel to more islands, but then again I haven't unlocked everything yet so maybe there are a lot more islands.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Thisisboris', u'hours': 4.6, u'products': 258, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'text': u"\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 Instant crash. Unresponsive pc, kept capturing my mouse so I couldn't force close it or anything. IDK whats wrong now, used to work.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'riyushina', u'text': u'i like a lot the batman arkham series, good gameplay, good graphics and good music.', u'hours': 35.6, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198094822874', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 57, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Grimjack', u'text': u"I'm still amazed by just how good this game was.  The concept, controls, story, graphics, voice work, originality, and even the boss fights.\nNot many games like this are enjoyable to play through a second time, much less a fourth or fifth!\nEven the puzzle challenges are fun, and actually make you want to go back and play the game again.", u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197995630835', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 209, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Ridley', u'text': u'Achtung, minor spoilers below.\nIf you are new to Batman universe in 2017, my advise is this - DO NOT waste your time with this part and City. Better start with Origins and right into Arkham Knight - more dinamic storytelling, better combat, better characters and finally Batman, who feels more like a human being.\nAsylum was good, back in its glory days, but now it`s rather boring. Still - all it`s minuses can be forgiven because it was the first Batman game:\n- Riddles, laying in plain view.\n- Bosses and random enemies, who don`t mind about losing fights.\n- Bruce Wayne, wearing Alfred`s pajama.\n- Joker, who really wasn`t needed here as a character and is too overrated to be Bat`s nemesis in general. Scarecrow and Knight were far better.\n- Dialogue scenes - not cutscenes, which are rather good - with static camera and no character movement at all.\n- Final boss. That plot twist was rather dumb. And led us to AC plot...which was even worse...', u'hours': 10.2, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198367951755', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 46, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Fluffy Bunny 666', u'text': u'Impossible levels. Tried around 10 minutes and checked internet for a solution. Nope.', u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2017-12-20', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'518120', u'page_order': 5, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 215, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Okla.Fyn', u'text': u'Best game in the world :)', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-12-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198157767489', u'product_id': u'518120', u'page_order': 6, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 8, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Merengil', u'text': u"Nice little game, not really complicated, feels like a mobile game. Very pretty, nice graphics, cool sound design, no bug.\nI wouldn't pay more than 2\u20ac / 2$ for it though - it's a good time-killer but nothing more.\nStill, I recommend.", u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-12-15', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'518120', u'page_order': 7, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 124, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'\U0001f525 \u0193\u03b1\u2113\u03b1\u2202\u043d\u03b9\u0454\u2113 \U0001f525', u'text': u'More difficult then it seems.\nJamaika,Italy and Netherlands are your friends.\nGermany gives you money.\nGreece steals your money.\nJust like in real life.\n11/10 Would say k-u-r-w-a again!!!', u'hours': 16.5, u'date': u'2017-10-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 394, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'gamma1008', u'text': u'Teh best gaem evur created', u'hours': 5.3, u'date': u'2017-10-14', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 224, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'richardhasst', u'text': u'Am of tricks by Polen, not good enough gaem.', u'hours': 21.3, u'date': u'2017-10-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198387808003', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 15, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Lyzzie', u'text': u'Such a nice game! As good as Costume Quest, this game has a beautiful graphic aspect, nice soundtrack and the RPG elements has improved, making the game a bit more difficult, as it should be.\njust love it!', u'hours': 16.7, u'date': u'2016-02-11', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 142, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'darian.jean', u'text': u'I adore these costume quest games, I played the 1st and 2nd and I replay them fairly often. It\u2019s simple, cute and all around fun.', u'hours': 10.7, u'date': u'2016-02-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198084119229', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 61, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Ariandel', u'hours': 18.1, u'products': 1420, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-02-04', u'text': u"If you played and enjoyed the first Costume Quest, then definitely buy Costume Quest 2. It has the same humour, and you pick back up with Reynold and Wren on an entirely new quest, this time to save the future of Halloween.\nThe combat is more interactive than the last game, with each attack, defense, and counter needing a (simple) quick-time event that determines how much damage is done. Creepy Treat Cards are also a new introduction, which take the place of battle stamps but are used during the battle, and have a much larger effect. Some cards heal, others up damage, some block spell-casting, or even give better XP or candy rewards at the end of battle.\nThere are of course still secrets to find, lots of different costumes, and small side-quests. If you haven't played the first Costume Quest, go buy it, play it, and then come back to buy and play this one, they're completely worth it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'WTFoxy', u'text': u"Cool concept but it didn't grab my attention. Just ran around shooting guys for 5 minutes without any bosses or breaks. Doesn't feel like there are any safe zones so it's constant stress, but not in the good Devil Daggers way. Would like it if the gun recoil animation and actual bullet stream matched, and if there was a timer leaderboard or bodycount leaderboard.", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-04-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 185, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'OhioMan', u'hours': 2.3, u'products': 1711, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-04-01', u'text': u'Interesting and extremely addictive game, it is like if Pac-man and Running man had a baby and Showtime 2073 was born.\nGame is well worth the full price and I seldomly ever say that in a review..\nI would love to see more options maybe a difficulty setting so that they just cant 1 hit kill you. and definately coop mode and or multiplayer\nBuy it now!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Oasis', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 493, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-03-31', u'text': u"GelogenicGames here reviewing a new game by one developer. Now, i have seen your reviews and think that you should not complain. If you do not like playing recently released games, what is the point. It is in development sure, but this game has a lot of potential. Dont you think? I'm just an Alpha Tester and before taking the role of an Alpha Tester, i did think about it. This game is potentially satisfying but i have my own feedback for the developer. If you rate thumbs down, what will happen to the game? Be deleted from steam. Do you want a Game Developer to have his dream crushed m8?\nI have only played it for 15 minutes and it is very easy but very scary too. I mean i corned and camped in the map and guess what. The walls fell down and i got crushed. Noice mate. Here are a few improvements:\nSee i think this game has massive potential. Just needs a little support from the community.\nBut if you think about the game in the natural state, it can be improved, just with your support guys! Lets let this game become better than Super monday Night Combat!\n8.5/10 GelogenicGames", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Atlas', u'text': u'Dad is op, keeps picking me... over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over... good game otherwise', u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 27, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 61, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'ecks dee', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 34, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'text': u'unity game gone meh', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'LKZ_A', u'text': u'This is a good game for friends but when you usually play it with other people they leave and you are left alone', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 63, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'LoyalLedger', u'text': u'So Final Fantasy XIII-2 is actually a pretty good game, but this port is garbage and I do not recommend getting it. You may see that I have less than an hour of gametime myself because, despite reading all the warnings here, I thought my system would be different and I could enjoy the game. However, despite having a GTX1060 an i5 7500, more than enough to play Final Fantasy XIII and Lightning Returns with no issue, this game barely plays at a consistent 30fps. From the limited research I did, it is possible to increse your FPS by doing various steps that shoudl not be required to play this game at an acceptable frame rate, but even still most people never achieve a solid 60fps. This port is terribly optimized, and I advise strongly agaisnt anyone purchasing this game--even on sale. That was just the issue I experienced. Others have reported CTDs that I did not experience, but this issue alone is unacceptable.\nIf you want to play this game, I recommend picking up a copy on Xbox 360 or PS3. This port is not worth your time, and is especially not worth your money. (And I did manage to succesfully refund this game, so I have wasted very little of either myself)', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198097973200', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 154, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Triezmia', u'hours': 2.3, u'products': 86, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'text': u'it keep crashing, no overheat problem but it keeps crashing', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Niria1032', u'text': u'Loved the game. Never had a problem with it crashing.', u'hours': 66.4, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198085581350', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 132, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'iddqd', u'hours': 3.7, u'products': 3768, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-09-15', u'text': u"I tried to like this game. I really did. And on some occasions, I have been successful, like regarding the graphics, sound design, game's presentation or controls.\nHowever, my ability to rate this game as good has been diminished.. and eventually destroyed. Why, you ask? Because of the HORRIBLE camera. I have yet to see a game with a worse camera than this game. And I play video games ever since the C64 came out. And I played a LOT of bad games.\nBut this one takes the cake. Some areas are even virtually unplayable due to the boldly bad implemented camera. And no, I will not deal with that. It destroys the whole experience. And I won't even mention the bad lip synching or other flaws as they aren't really substantial due to this issue.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Saran Kha', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 579, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-09-12', u'text': u'Let me preface this by saying I have never played it before the anniversary edition. The graphics are pretty bad (again I know this is not a remake) and the voice acting is atrocious. The camera is way to zoomed in for my liking as well. You should try it for yourself however.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Hollowriller', u'text': u"both the story and platforming i found decent but the combat was awfull, sword did decent overall and seems to be where they put most of their effort but all of them the hammer most of all suffer from a lack of motion, you can hit an enemy and push him so far away that your second strike will miss and they can hit you back, the somersalt strike has a major drawback, though strong it takes to long to recover from it that an downed enemy can get back up and hit you back. even when you hit them unarmored on the ground it sometimes has the effect of striking armor and semingly negates any damage.\nthe voiceacting and lines for the main character was anoying and would have been an improvement to put in animal noises or something instead.\nthe camera was awfull in most stages, any fight was too far zoomed in that it was hard to see enemies and made it hard to aviod anyone behind you (charging crocodiles were a nightmare), demons can stunlock you if your unlucky and the same can happen when fighting mobs,\nthe castle cortyard was the worst part of the game as it throws hoards of enemies on you without any chance to get suplies before it, the closest merchant is in the earlier chapter and with no real save system you can go back and get potions to survive the gauntlet that is ahead, i was lucky and managed to roll stab with the hammer and claws so i got past this but as it was on nightmare, i could die in about 6 hits witout armor and 16 with but apes that ignores stuns and range using crocodiles that often wasen't enough. and they did this for several rooms! this wouldn't be so bad if a merchant was avalible before the gauntlet.\ni might have enjoyed this more on an easier difficulty but i would rather have left it and done something else if that was the only choice.\nit's not as polished as i would have liked, but it's fun on most of the stages. and overall it's playable and not bad enough to warant a negativ score.", u'hours': 25.8, u'date': u'2016-08-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197973832609', u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 420, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'DeadlineV', u'text': u'Why are we still here\u2026 Just to suffer?', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 78, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Call Me Senpai\u2503Bolt.gg', u'text': u'I had tried this game since beta , seem good game and nice graphic, keep it up !', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198129157912', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 48, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Evil Cottenwool', u'text': u'amazing game, wish it was more popular', u'hours': 8.7, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198256580640', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 40, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Lemuria', u'hours': 6.0, u'products': 2282, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-08-14', u'text': u'Even Arkanoid is better than this game. \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 it!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'PyroReason', u'text': u'This game if very unfortunately bad and dead in the water as far as online play groups go. Capcom makes very questionable decisions at times with the Resident Evil series and this is definitely one of those games where I have to ask "what were they thinking?". Strongly dont recommend this game at any price point. The fun isn\'t here and wont ever be found here.', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-08-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198043998750', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 455, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Broshiyo', u'hours': 2.5, u'products': 129, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-08-10', u'text': u'this shix is really shix reviews mostly negative isn\'t lying,\nit feel like a fan made game,\ni rather buy no man sky than buying this shix,\nloading time is shix, bad optimize i guess?\nbut in game is fine,\nno people play the game you can\'t find people at online match,\nor maybe because my country no one play it so it can\'t find people for me,\nsingle play is shix no story,\nbasically you just running around shoot zombie and collect stuff,\nzombie mostly will turn into meatloaf when dead and respawn from it,\nso technically you can lure a bunch and let them die at same place,\nthen you can keep waiting for them to respawn and shoot then collect,\nor there is another mode that require to stay in the circle and shoot zombie\nalso pointless as shix,\nseem like they made this game mainly for pvp,\nso they don\'t care about single player gameplay,\nbut the game is kinda expensive and no one playing\nand they don\'t have ai teamate how do i play pvp,\nmelee is shix mostly you will get hit by zombie when you try to melee them,\naim is shix, this game is third person shooter,\nwhen aim it sudden become first person shooter, wut?\nok maybe some player will like it,\nbut i just feel annoying af the camera keep flying from tps to fps,\n"Close Quarters Battle \u2013 high-intensity, quick-play matches with no place to hide"\nmap is shix, good for pvp only,\ntldr; this is shix', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'starch is best gril', u'hours': 1.7, u'products': 172, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u"It's the Dark Souls of fashion.\n(It's also one of the better games of the series.)", u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'hakureishriner', u'text': u'ZUN, you magnificent drunk \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665, you finally did it.  Now I can buy a Touhou game.  Also, this game is fun so you should buy it.', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198051291731', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 33, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Granpapa 777', u'hours': 1.4, u'products': 308, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u'Reimu is the best 2hu!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'ItsKhezri', u'hours': 69.6, u'products': 42, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'Buy the game and then get Banned! = free money for rockstar! \xa3\xa3\xa3 :<', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Dankey Kang', u'text': u'very good gane?', u'hours': 131.6, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198274803265', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 25, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Thomas Barthez', u'text': u'spent half of my life loading the online', u'hours': 84.5, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198025102941', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 127, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Chiken_Sammich', u'text': u"Played v4.90 late Nov-early Dec 2017.\nI'm not going too in depth here. I love everything about Ghost of a Tale. I will not be playing any more of this until the final release. I want to go into this fresh.\nI did play through to the end of this version. Yes there are bugs & the game just abruptly ends, but what is here is great & I cannot wait for this to leave EA. I'll do a full review when the game is done. Check this one out if you want to support a very promising EA title.", u'hours': 14.6, u'date': u'2017-12-06', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197972142968', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 1434, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Kreidol', u'hours': 21.6, u'products': 84, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'text': u"So far, this game has everything I like about a game. It doesn't punish you, stunning graphics, tons of areas to explore and lots of things in the game world to find. Somewhat linear, but has bit of a sandbox feel to it. You can choose to follow the path, or go left, right, or even back to explore areas you couldn't previously unlock if you want to, but all paths do require doubling back to the path. Not a lot of 'combat' in this game. You can hit enemies with bottles to knock them out and that's about it from what I've seen so far--but then, I really like to explore every nook and cranny of an exploration game, so I may just not have progressed far enough yet.\nThe biggest con is that the game does have weird bugs when adjusting graphic size, and sometimes when it launches or you tab out of it, it'll launch only the window, but not the contents and make it kind of a pain to exit out without navigating with your keyboard. But it's still in development, so I'm sure it'll only keep getting better.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'pidge', u'text': u'Especially Cute, 9 out of 10 mices would agree.', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 276, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'nosalisCZ', u'text': u"after all of it's age, this is still fantastic racing experience game, I really love it and quite a few of modern racing simulation games can learn from this masterpiece", u'hours': 7.5, u'date': u'2014-11-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197970206233', u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 164, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Cubey', u'text': u'Awful game', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2014-11-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197968535328', u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 117, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'AstroComedian', u'text': u"Personally this is my favourite racing game. Literally hundreds (if not thousands) of additional content available from the modding community. Also, the game doesm't hold your hand and force control off you (unless you want it to) meaning that unlike the Codemasters F1 games you actually drive the entire race. Pitlanes and post-race inlap.\n16/10", u'hours': 159.1, u'date': u'2014-11-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 161, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Sk-ShadowWolf', u'text': u'OH SO I DONT GET TO CREATE MY OWN THINGS FROM THIS GAME?! WHAT A \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 RIP OFF!!! I WANT MY MONEY BACK JURKS!! MAKE IT SO I CAN MAKE SOMETHING NOT SOME DUMB VIDEO!!', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-07-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 7, u'user_id': u'76561198018083862', u'product_id': u'384420', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 25, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Natty_ryal', u'text': u'Tutorial is looking great and helpful!\nBut needs really option to download videos not just stream,\nbecause you can download this tutorial for free from blender cloud.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2015-10-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'384420', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 257, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'lazee_dragon', u'text': u'i purchased this game nearly a year ago and it is still in early access?\npros\ngraphics 7/10\nsound 8/10\nmovement 5/10\ncons:\nclunky\ncommands are still hard to get through to your bot\nstill in early access\nfunds are low so no updates in a very long time\npersonal thoughts:\ni keep hearing they are going to debunk the game and take down the servers....idk what to think...i have not played this in a long time because of all the issues the company is having.\np.s. i cannot in good faith recommend this game at this time...untill or if this game ever gets completed and all the bugs have been addressed.\nalso have never been able to even complete the tutorial...kept getting caught lol.\ni would be very careful buying early access games...follow them 1st see how often updates are occuring b4 buying....i learned the hard way :/', u'hours': 3.1, u'date': u'2015-07-01', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198073518812', u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 686, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Cookie Monster', u'hours': 2.5, u'products': 572, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u"First stop game, next stop anime! I'd pay for it! MORE OF MINAS WHACKY IRON STOMACH!!!!!!!!!!!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'katsumeragi', u'hours': 1.9, u'products': 304, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u"This game has blown my expectations away with the different genres it incorporates. Platforming, puzzles, with visual novel dialogue and characters, all wrapped up in cooking is like a dream game for me! I haven't put a lot of time into it yet but I'm loving what I've played so far!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Simbiat', u'hours': 16.9, u'products': 2766, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u'You will always win with vermicelli :D', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'anonynamja', u'text': u"Don't let the name fool you. Star Traders Frontiers is about a lot more than just trading. Piracy and privateering, spying and smuggling, battles in space and on strange planets, you pretty much do it all, from epic quests to shake galactic politics to mundane fedex legwork and space uber. You have the freedom to roleplay the kind of starship captain you want, and the game mechanics support a variety of playstyles and preferences, though some are more developed than others right now and others are no more than a simple minigame.\nThe most ambitious part of the game is the political simulation of NPC actors. Although the territories and borders of the map are disappointingly static, the landscape of factions, cliques, and agents is dynamic and ever-changing and makes you feel like you're part of a living universe. Factions are always in conflict, sometimes in a hot or cold war, sometimes allying against another faction, and your actions as a player can influence the outcome of these conflicts. Those outcomes then affect the individual actors within the factions, making some more powerful and others less. Strong actors can then use their influence to pursue their agendas based on their procedurally-generated characteristics, possibly creating new conflicts, whereas weak actors become vulnerable to the agendas of their rivals. While the player's actions have a larger significance, the depth and complexity of all these interlocking systems makes said actions have butterfly effects that are hard to predict or understand. The result is richly emergent storytelling over a backdrop of war, conspiracy, betrayal, and assassination.\nNow the bad news. The early access build is really rough around the edges. The interface is frustratingly obtuse and a lot of important mechanics are poorly documented (if documented at all) or halfway implemented (though this is changing as the devs implement more tooltips and QOL changes.) There isn't even manual/multiple saving, which might make sense for a roguelike with quick turnaround but is completely absurd for an RPG with lengthy campaigns, and strongly penalizes the kind of experimentation that would truly demonstrate the depth of the abovementioned systems. Game needs a lotta work, for real.\nStill, the game has tremendous potential and the simulation is interesting enough that I am able to overlook these problems and keep playing in the sandbox, even if it means having to externally manage save files. The game is also being updated frequently enough that these impressions will probably be outdated very soon.", u'hours': 75.2, u'date': u'2017-11-30', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 565, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Azedenkae', u'text': u"It's amazing so far! The game is everything I expected and more. The art is amazing, so much more so than the original Star Traders. It is not grid-based, and feels much more like a game where you are traveling through space. It's harder, and obviously there's much to be improved/fixed, but so far so good.", u'hours': 10.5, u'date': u'2017-11-29', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198031465869', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 27, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Ki-Nub', u'text': u'To would-be-buyers: Watch the lets play videos and decide. I knew just by watching the streams if this game was worth my time or not.\nI very rarely purchase games now days, but this one is a rare exception. I liked this game because of it\'s space/sci-fi theme and watched some lets play videos of the game before buying.\nAfter purchasing I do wish there was more story content readily available, but that is to come later down the road.\nI think the game is fun and enjoyable. Writing and lore has drawn me in a bit. I like how the story missions are interesting and leave me choices to decide how I want to go about solving the mystery. Well done! I hope to see more!\nAs other reviews have stated: this game is a diamond in the rough. It\'s interesting in its current state and has my eye. I\'m looking forward to seeing more in the future.\n-----\nCritique below: *This may seem a bit harsh, but know this critique comes from my excitement to see the game completed and well done. I am genuinely enthusastic about the developement of the title. Devs are outstanding!*\n-----\nI do look forward to seeing the card mechanics either thrown away or redone. It\'s too shallow for my taste. The experience of spying, blocading, exploring, and all of it\'s potential for fun is dulled away by just clicking one single button to roll the dice for cards. This is shallow. This is cheap and it needs attention. Beyond that the other complaint that I have is how missions are given out. If I am playing as a faction then I want the missions to matter. I don\'t want it to be a numbers game of where I just see the reputation number increase, and nothing of great import happens beyond the fact that my number for repuation with said faction is now higher. If I am given a mission I want an experience to happen to me that is memorable. I don\'t want another video game with side quests that don\'t matter and are only good for gaining more numbers in my xp bar or loot. I want meaningful experiences now. I\'m too damn old to be entertained by just dull and lifeless side-missions in my games! Make them interesting or throw the idea away. I wouldn\'t mind the game being full of this great writing that you have started already. If each mission mattered, was an event that counted in the grand scheme of things, and was interesting then I would smile and carry on. The campaign story line missions are excellent so far from what I\'ve seen in terms of telling a story. Mechanic-wise they are basic and crude. Go here, click mission, read, watch the dice roll, move on. If there was more interaction while doing the story missions this would make it more exciting. I don\'t necessarily mind the combat way of doing things, but lets be honest. What are the 10,000 other games out there doing? The exact same thing which is "go here, kill x, talk to y, and get your xp and loot." Diversity of the content and mechanics is desired here. We don\'t need just another run of the mill combat/mission system. The crew combat system is crude and needs to be fleshed out more. Ship combat is better than crew combat, but I\'m certain there\'s ways of polishing the idea up a bit more.\nDevelopers, keep up the good work. I am looking forward to seeing more from you.', u'hours': 20.6, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197965939301', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 31, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Cohj', u'hours': 11.2, u'products': 329, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2014-01-22', u'text': u"I found this a fun little delightful game where you build up a team of super heroes to combat threats. Silly and told in a comic style. It' a good play, the only downplay I found of it is that you really have to pick one team per playthrough. There isn't enough xp to level everyone.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'trockr', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 501, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-09-26', u'text': u'Fun and short little puzzle game. The mechanics are interesting, the art is great if you like the style, and it ended before I got bored. I loved it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'\u2b50\ufe0f\u26a1\ufe0f\U0001f40aHGZ\U0001f40a\u26a1\ufe0f\u2b50', u'text': u'Pretty fun game. I liked it very much, i give it a 7/10.', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-12-14', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'518120', u'page_order': 8, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 180, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'\u91d1\u9b5a', u'text': u'fun game', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-12-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198001921202', u'product_id': u'518120', u'page_order': 9, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 29, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'somebody336', u'text': u"Showtime 2073 is an odd mix of old school FPS and Pacman. We play as a nameless protagonist as he picks up a certain amount of pellet each round all while being chased by tons of astronaut looking fellows out to beat the crud out of you as the crowd cheers on. No explanations for anything is given, just press enter to start the game and take too long to question just what is going on and you'll get karate chopped into oblivion. You can take up to 5 hits from these human enemies and while not threatening at all on their own they do come in large numbers so it is rather easy to take a hit while distracted on the pellets. Regardless of their numbers you will still have a massive advantage in the form of a laser gun with infinite ammo or recharging. You could literally hold the fire button down from the beginning of the game until the end with no side effects like kick back,overheating or anything you'd expect from an FPS.\nWhile the guns and combat do lack any sense of hard hitting impact the human enemies do have ragdoll physics which make it very entertaining to blast through hordes of them. For some reason the developers added a rather absurdly annoying feature that slows the game down after shooting killing an enemy. I honestly thought I was experiencing unusual slowdown as it persisted even when I turned down all the settings but it was in fact a \u201cfeature\u201d. With the amount of enemies you'll be shooting down at any given time this slowdown will be active for most of the game which just makes the game feel awkward and sluggish. Along with your trusty gun you'll also have access to 10 rockets for each red pellet you collect. Everything in this game is destructible which is a big plus as you can simply blow up the mazes instead of searching for an exit while the enemies close in on you. Or you can even use it to blow up the cheering crowd that will never seize to amuse me.\nAs cool as blowing stuff up is it can also come back to haunt you as you may blow a hole straight through the floor, forget about it and fall to your demise later on if you aren't paying attention. There are no other forms of attacking or weapons so it can get old rather quickly. You can jump rather high though you jump just low enough to not be able to go over walls. I find jumping to be a rather pointless thing to do as enemies can and will treat you like as a volley ball in a inescapable chain. Physics are very floaty while in air and  it is not rare that an attack will send you several feet up into the air and cost you most of your life on landing since there is fall damage. Sprinting is the only time you won't be able to shoot though the time between sprinting and being able to shoot is nearly non-noticeable meaning you can easily blast someone just a few feet in front of you. The focus of this game is not really on the combat but collecting the pellets. No matter how many enemies you take down more will spawn in and you will never have time to stop moving.\nNew enemies such as spiders and mechs make there way into the game later on which are not all that threatening. Your main threat in this game will be the electrical fence at the corners of the levels. They kill you so fast that it leaves little time to escape and is the main reason you don't jump as your doomed if an enemy knocks you into it. It is a pretty unnecessary addition honestly and can very easily be mistaken for any other wall. Some from a shock that still damages you but also repulses you away would have been a better implementation for this hazard. The electrical fence is the only hazard in the game so you've only the enemies to worry about if stay away. Some levels have 100 pellets to collect while others are more arena based and requires you to collect only 10 but has an absolute ton of enemies after you. The green pellets that restore your health are usually the ones you'll want to collect only when you must in case you need them later while on a arena map.\nOne thing you'll want to change before starting the game is the key bound to closing the game. It is set to the Escape key by default while pausing the game is Tab. The rest of the controls are perfectly fine and work like any other FPS out there. This does feel much more old school than it does like a modern FPS. While you do move slow until sprinting, you can jump rather high,have no iron sights and have a health bar to worry about instead of the usual regenerating health. Shame this game doesn't feature any other modes other than going through the five levels as a simple survival type mode would be a pretty fun addition where you can enjoy the ragdoll physics and destruction without worrying about pellets. A mode such as this would make this a great title to blow off steam. As it is though every time you start the game you'll have to go through all the levels again to reach the mechs, spiders and turrets which can quickly get tiresome. While Showtime 2073 has some rather serious flaws and will get old fast it should be kept in mind that it is priced at two dollars. Go in expecting cheap, mindless fun and you will likely get your moneys worth as you laugh at some poor bloke that fell through a hole right before being falcon punched right down there yourself.", u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2016-03-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 3980, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'sara_souls', u'text': u'terrible', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198334133399', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 12, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'gmac28', u'hours': 2.5, u'products': 239, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'text': u"I've not encountered any of the problems that seem to plague most people with this game. I've seen some slight FPS drop at the very beginning but it was during a very intense graphic moment and then it was gone. Beyond that point I've had zero problems; wish I could say the same for others though :(. I didn't change anything other than the resolution to 1600x900. If they're any other problems then I don't see them. Even playing with outdated drivers on my card ^-^.\nI've played the game all ready played the game on the Xbox 360. Made it about half way through and took a break then decided to pick it up on the Steam sale and start fresh. I like the story thus far, in my opinion, leagues better than XIII. Less linear than the last one, more freedom to explore areas and to play a character thats not a complete\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665for eighty-five percent of the game. Right off the bat I like Serah and Noel. About three hours in to the game you'll get the oppourtunity to train monsters to fight along side you and you train them just like Serah or Noel.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Tauntingwolf', u'text': u"So yeah if you looking for a decent enough game sure buy it while on sale\nPros-collect monsters to fight for you,combat is ok\nCons-The dlc is locked until you beat game and no the dlc doesn't unlock for a second playthrough(would not of bought it if i knew this),Story is a 2/5,lack of outfits,no hard mode.\nI only recommend buying this game while on sale for 10$ but tbh it's should be 5$", u'hours': 18.9, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198043492639', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 18, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Muffinking2000', u'hours': 10.6, u'products': 165, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-08-03', u'text': u"As someone who played this game when I was younger it's great to be able to re-live Legend of Kay once again. The story is enjoyable and the voice acting is decent, though I didn't buy this game expecting anyhting more or less than what it is: a nice remaster of a good game.  I would recommend this game to both old and new players alike as for those who have played it get the nostalgia factor and those who haven't get a brand new experience.\nIt's a nice, simple game with an engaging story and a nice soundtrack as well.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Menace123', u'text': u"- This review isn't written by a native speaker, thank you for your understanding \u2013\n- If you haven't found this review helpful or if you have found a mistake please leave a comment below -\n- Note1 : I got this game on IndieGameStand for $6  -\n- Note2 : Perfect means to get all achievements and for that game there is still all the extra contents to unlock that can be missed  -\n\nEveryone 10+\n\nbetween Mixed, Good and Must Play\nAbout 15 hours up to 20 hours\nFrom Casual to Gamer\nCasual (-) and Gamer (+)\nAdventure (+); Platformer (+); Fighting (+); Puzzle (-)\nStory mode; Extra race\nExtra race leaderboards\nGreat !\nGood.\nOne.\nJust fine. (Childish)\nGood.\nAwful! Refer to (*).\nOpen linear levels ( with mandatory and optional quests)\nKeyboard and mouse or controller. Refer to (#).\nYes, cut in several parts.\nNo! Refer to (@) at the end.\nYes, plenty if you\u2019re good at it ! Refer to (~).\nOne good (and several bad?). Refer to (!) at the end.\nAbout 5500 Mo\nIf you have played the original Legends of Kay and loved it, you may be able to purchase it with a lower discount: the game hasn\u2019t changed except the graphics, models and sounds. (According to the steam store description.) So there were no improvements made on the awful camera or some bad gameplay parts or issues.\nFor the achievements hunter I would recommend it if you like great challenges: some parts are tedious especially several fighting parts. (would be easier if there was a better camera)\nFor the others I would not recommend this game unless you are accepting playing this game with an awful camera. Refer to the (*) at the end.\nLegend of Kay Anniversary is back 10 years later after its initial release on one or several gaming platforms.\nYou are Kay a young cat wishing to be a warrior in order to save his village and fight against the gorillas and rats invasion that are now ruling the kingdom. Despite having the worse mayor of the kingdom, there are several cats willing to rebel against the invaders. There are the ex-legendary warrior cat that wish to train his apprentice to be as he was in the past years ago and a female cat that wish to set a resistance movement against the invaders and a mysterious seller that wish to help everyone that wish to rebel against the new rulers if they are wealthy enough.\nThe story itself is fine, graphics and sounds are great! But the voices are just fine and mostly childish so you are more willing to skip every cut scene.\nThe game feature linear based levels but not as bad as you may think: you can move freely in a very open area exploring, doing optional quests and leaving it when you wish to. (except the first level if you don\u2019t know what triggers the end of the level) So the only bad thing is you can\u2019t go back to a previous level. When I say you can\u2019t, you really can\u2019t ! Even with the save file because you have a unique save for your whole play through and the game save at the beginning of every new chapter. So following a guide to not skip any collectible is greatly recommended especially if you\u2019re going for achievements and wish to make it in one playthrough. And as I said except the first level, all the others can be freely explored as long as you don\u2019t reach the exit marked on the map. (A gate shape icon)\nThe game features a lot of platforming as well as many fighting parts: so I\u2019ll say that platforming and fighting are fairly shared. There are also a good number of races and bosses. And you have a few puzzle parts.\nBack to the game itself: let\u2019s talk about the HUD. You begin the game with 3 health points and 4 chi points. You can extend each of them up to 15 points as long as you find them. You can earn them in various ways: buying them at the shop, finding them in some red chests and doing some events or quests. You have also a life system and begin with 3 lives and you can have an unlimited amount of it as long as you find them and not lost them. You can find a life the same way as the health and chi points except you can\u2019t buy it at the shop. When you\u2019ve taken a fatal damage you lost a life and respawn at the last checkpoint with half of your life and the remaining chi points. Do not be confuse with checkpoint and save-point : they are different. Checkpoints are not visible unless you die or fall out of the screen so you\u2019ll respawn at one. So checkpoints are only used for that and save-point are where you resume the game so you should leave your game after you found one if you don\u2019t want to lost anything. Except at the beginning of every new chapter as the game is saved. Save-points are red Asian lanterns that save your game every time you come near of them restoring your health up to 10 health points.\nAlso you\u2019ll have the number of silver keys you have not used yet and a five slots parts under your main HUD (health and chi) for your potions. That\u2019s limited to 5 because if there wasn\u2019t a limit the game would be too easy. There are 5 kinds of potions as far as I remember and of course you can\u2019t stack them up so each potion takes one slot. You\u2019ve got the health and chi potions that instantly restore all your related points. Then you\u2019ve got the berserk potion that makes you deal very much more damage for a short amount of time. You\u2019ve also the swarm potion that cast a swarm of bees that attacks nearest enemies for a limited time. And you\u2019ve the demon potion that is only used to enter a demon gate. When you drink it you see the edge of the demon world for a short time and you can enter in the demon world if you pass through a demon portal/gate. The only very bad thing about it is the very short time you can be at the edge of the demon world and the fact you can\u2019t know where the gate is unless you drink potions until you find out if there was one or not in this chapter. Also you can find or purchase an armor (green, red and black) which can sustain damage instead of being hurt and each armor has their own durability but are all very effective against damage. Finally you can buy any potion you wish as long as you have an empty slot and the money for it. I talked about buying but not about the currency: you get it while destroying many breakable things or opening chests or rescuing imprisoned people. You\u2019ve got several kind of coins with their own values.", u'hours': 21.3, u'date': u'2016-07-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 2669, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Lewis', u'text': u"As I've seen some other Negative reviews say, I really wanted to like this game. I love platformers and I think the game looks great, but whenever there's a conversation happening I find myself tuning out. The game needs more gameplay and less chatting. A dialogue skip button would be nice.", u'hours': 7.1, u'date': u'2016-07-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 2250, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Pikachu231', u'text': u'Poormans overwatch', u'hours': 3.5, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 272, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'\u0f56\u0f66\u0f9f\u0f53\u0f0b\u0f60\u0f5b\u0f72\u0f53\u0f0b', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 11, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'text': u"almost bought the game but changed my mind\nvery less players it was free for a week tried that time\nsadly didn't found any match for 45 mins and ended up playing practice mode\nnot worth buying", u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Suicide Is Painless', u'text': u'this game is like butt but worse', u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198380560417', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 8, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'White Vans', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 116, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-08-09', u'text': u'Why is this even a thing?', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'I Got No Lover', u'hours': 8.1, u'products': 310, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-08-08', u'text': u"Bad game with dead servers, u will wait about an hour or even more to find 4 more players for a match.\nOnly got it because it was in bundle with DMC: Devil May Cry and Strider for a buck, and only Played it for the cards.\nJust avoid, it ain't worth 30 bucks at all.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'GreendieneR', u'hours': 13.8, u'products': 597, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-08-06', u'text': u'Tries to run, but never does.   -10/10 wouldnt buy ever again', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Tukoda', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 604, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-08-06', u'text': u'HOLY CRAP!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'mikeb84', u'text': u'Really, really hard. Also pretty fun.', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197972257768', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 258, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Penci', u'text': u'BEER MONEY FOR THE BEER GOD', u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 28, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'DemonWTF', u'text': u"A game that stimulates your eyes and ears.\nTouhou is one of those strange relationships where you love it after you decieded that you are done playing it.\nA series that provides a distintive refreshing feel that always drives me back to playing again and again.\nMy current play time doesn't have much to say, but my first impressions are positive, this game will be revisited.\nAnd unlike most games on my (to play again) list, Touhou is always the first to be checked off on that list.\nI see this game will not be any exception to that.", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198035745327', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 114, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Ubersoulkitty', u'text': u'\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 you blizzard and retaded doomfist i hope he goes back to africa and gets ebola. \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 you blizzard, ps sym is a \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 indian \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 who ruined this game before it even launched i hope you all hold a very special place in hell. \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 you...', u'hours': 106.4, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 243, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Izdubar', u'hours': 56.0, u'products': 913, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'Loved the single player game.\nHate all the emphasis on the online portion. The playerbase is full of cheaters, incompetents, and lewd individuals. Oh and the constant fear of being randomly banned by Rockstar is a big plus.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'\uff24\uff21\uff2e\uff2e\uff39 \U0001f494', u'hours': 8.9, u'products': 18, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'The_Pike', u'text': u"Just over an hour in and I've found new appreciation for stealth gaming with this funky game.\nVisuals - 8/10 - great, but set to improve\nAudio - 8/10 - nice music and fx\nGameplay - 8/10 - fun, challenging, gets a few brain cells sparking\nOverall - yeah, sweet, like it, glad I spent the dosh, look forward to this game's future.", u'hours': 2.6, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197993715865', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 58, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'B-Rad FIT Rider', u'hours': 4.8, u'products': 230, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'text': u"I'm loving this game, it's indie but it looks AAA. Easy to learn, lots of cool things to discover, cool characters, awesome environments, awesome animation... The list goes on.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Scott Shelby', u'hours': 6.1, u'products': 320, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'text': u"Can't wait this game to be released. The graphics and artwork are ASTOUNDING, the story and quests are wonderful. Love the mechanics of the game. It has roleplaying elements in it, sneaking elements and exploration elements. The game mostly is a stealth game, when it comes to battling the rats. I haven't found a way to actually fight them really efficiently. The only thing I could do was to knock them out with a barrel or a bottle to the head, so most of the time you have to rely on stealth and hiding. I absolutely love the disquise system (each costume has its perks). Musics sound great and  I absolutely love the ambiance of the game.\nFew bugs and crashes here and there, and the game isn't that well optimized...YET. But when you take in mind that the game is in Early Access and it is worked on by a very small team, you come to think that they have done a very good job.\nI absolutely recommend this to any stealth-adventure-rpg combo fan.\nEdit 1: added a bit to the mechanics part.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Frederick the Great', u'hours': 8.2, u'products': 192, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2014-11-02', u'text': u"Great game if you just got a wheel and looking to get into sim racing. This will teach you some good fundementals of driving. It's also old but it holds up well. It's made by SimBin so you know the physics are great. The mods are where the game really shines. You get a good selection of GT cars from the base game but there's mods out there for almost every racing series you can think of. And they're compatitble with RACE 07 and rFactor.\nIt might be a bit discouraging at first when you struggle to keep the car on the race track, but don't give up! Do the tutorials. They won't turn you into Michael Schumacher but you'll know how to drive decently.\nHeavily recommend a wheel.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Sl1ngShot', u'hours': 7.8, u'products': 66, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2014-10-20', u'text': u'When it comes to proper racing sims, SimBin are the kings in this field.\nGTR2 is regarded by many as the best racing sim out there and I can see why.\nBeyond the content the game comes with there are a ton of mods out there. You can lose months just trying them out.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Dutty', u'text': u"I like this game. It's like a simulator. Very good for play all times.", u'hours': 3.1, u'date': u'2014-10-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198117246837', u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 15, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Mepsi Pan', u'hours': 15.6, u'products': 274, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2014-10-01', u'text': u'Old but gold.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Tricky_Buisness', u'text': u"The art style is a breath of fresh air, and if you like clever but not RNG based stealth, than this game is for you.\n-Art style is unique and lovable.\n-Makes you truly feel as though you are a ninja in your variety of ways to attack each mission.\n-Lethal and non-lethal options throughout the entire game.\n-Play your way. If you want to ghost through and not assassinate any guards? Do so. If you want to elimainate anyone that even might look at you funny? Go right ahead. Gruesome kills? Yup. Smoke bombs to easily escape or slip by? Yes Sir. Its up to you.\n-Audio. The audio is great in this game from the music to the sound effects. Very immersive in this 2D world.\n-Level Design. each level is very purposefully laid out to allow you to go about it however you see fit.\n-Relatively forgettable story line, but you won't keep coming back to it for that.\n-I got a good 6 hour out of the game on my first run through, as I took my time and looked for everything. Sad it couldn't be longer because every level was genius.\n-My game now crashes whenever I try to access the settings to fix my screen resolution and I have been unable to find a solution online. Tried everything, kind of makes the gme unplayable at the moment for me.\nThe game is a very unique and indivudal game, one in which I would enjoy playing through again and again.", u'hours': 10.6, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198041731734', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 83, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Solitude Tree', u'hours': 69.9, u'products': 97, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'text': u'The game was good but the story played out very well. The plot and the settings made much sense because the story never skips its part. Very amazing. I loved that game. Even if I had all the achievements I really needed, I am still going to play that game again and again because this game is really interesting and with beautiful animation drawings. I will also applaud to the developers who also did well on this. Hopefully, they will read my comments', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'X\xf8rds', u'hours': 17.1, u'products': 54, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'text': u'Had a blast!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Hanna Hilton', u'text': u'A fun relaxing game to play with friends. Classic board game feel with funny AI to play with as well.', u'hours': 31.8, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198012041733', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 145, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'gorekebarekebeb', u'text': u'I was hoping to find a tactical board game with enough variation.\nDuring my playthroughs there was so much RNG that I had to abandon this hope.\nProbably fun with friends, I regret this purchase.', u'hours': 5.0, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198045250515', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 132, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'EuginM', u'text': u'Awesome game, worth every cent!', u'hours': 74.8, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198037893977', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 213, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'LordDiego', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 1970, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-11-23', u'text': u"Amazing remake. Lot's of memories from the original back in the 90'\nRuns smooth under Windows 7\nAdds difficult options, which makes the combat scenes really intresting", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Terraflop', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 636, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-11-23', u'text': u'If you are a nostalgia guy/girl/etc. you should get this masterpiece.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'unKaGeD', u'text': u'\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2588\u2580\u2580\u2591\u2591\u2588\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\n\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2584\u2580\u2580\u2580\u2580\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2588\u2584\u2584\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\n\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2588\u2591\u2588\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2590\u2591\u2591\u2591\n\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2590\u2590\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2584\u2591\u2590\u2591\u2591\u2591\n\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2588\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2584\u2580\u2580\u2591\u2590\u2591\u2591\u2591\n\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2584\u2580\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2590\u2591\u2584\u2584\u2580\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\n\u2591\u2591\u2584\u2580\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2590\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2588\u2584\u2580\u2591\u2590\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\n\u2591\u2591\u2588\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2590\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2584\u2591\u2588\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\n\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2588\u2584\u2591\u2591\u2580\u2584\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2584\u2580\u2590\u2591\u2588\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\n\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2588\u2590\u2580\u2580\u2580\u2591\u2580\u2580\u2580\u2580\u2591\u2591\u2590\u2591\u2588\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\n\u2591\u2591\u2590\u2588\u2590\u2584\u2591\u2591\u2580\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2590\u2591\u2588\u2584\u2584\u2591\u2591\u2591\n\u2591\u2580\u2580\u2591\u2584ANOTHERWORLD\u2590\u2584\u2584\u2584\u2580\n\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2016-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197970810197', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 61, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'tomfreccia', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 197, u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u"I'm sorry but this game is for me realy bad\nWhat I did not like?\nAnimation\nMotion\nGameplay\nStory\n...\na shame because there was really the idea\nI don't like to put bad evaluation but for this game I cannot close my eyes", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'!Yoodiv', u'hours': 5.3, u'products': 2234, u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-08-24', u'text': u'Looks like it could be really cool, but the person I tried to play with has \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 internet and it was unplayably laggy.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Kirillian', u'text': u"Don't listen to those negative kids in reviews, making joke ones. This is a great tutorial series, for both begginers and advanced users. All videos are unedited, and provide a complete commentary. From the sketch,  to modelling, to the end, posing and lighting and rendering.\nI can't reccomend it for newbies, but for advanced/or beggining users who already know the UI and can make basic meshes, this will be a great opportunity to find new tricks to use while modelling, or just refresh their memories. Or perhaps, learn about the tools they didn't knew about, happened with me a few times there.\nSteam's stream service is not that bad, if you have a decent connection, i barely experienced any problems.", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2015-08-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'384420', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 341, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Loveless Pudding', u'text': u'Great video, terrible steam service. You are better off purchasing the tutorial over on Blender Cloud, then you can actually download and keep the video locally and in good quality.\nSteam only allow you to stream the video, and in terrible quality.', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2015-07-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'384420', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 234, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'russian_dictator1', u'text': u'I cant figure out how to open it!!', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2015-07-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198206042923', u'product_id': u'384420', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 9, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Psychobot', u'hours': 6.2, u'products': 143, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u'This mach 4 game includes a cute story, atla reminicient drawings and atmosphere, and some fun food that made me drool more than it should have. Solid time for the wait~~', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Miojento', u'hours': 4.8, u'products': 84, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u'You can see a lot of work has put into the game and the voice acting is good enough, the gameplay has depth(at least a little) and is engaging. Pretty worth it for the price', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Geek!', u'hours': 7.4, u'products': 33, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u'I have been waiting on this game for a while and I am so glad that it is finally out. All in all the game play feels solid, I just wish there was more depth to the character colors', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Daz', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 570, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u'Fell in love with this game the moment I started playing it. Didn\'t expect much at first sight and also was a little bit sceptical because of the prize at first - also the animations seemed to be a little bit wonky refering to the trailer - but once in the game and actually playing it all those doubts were gone. It\'s a lot of fun, the characters are well designed and lovely written. The story is some kind of "Shokugeki no Soma"-ish, but only if Soma would run through the woods hunting his own ingredients. Can definitely recommend this one!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Njuk', u'text': u"well, it's not a game for me, too much story reading , and very few management.", u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197962249233', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 164, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Errant', u'text': u"I like the variety of things you can do and all the flexibility. This game has a ton of potential and amazing devs, so I am very optimistic about it's future!", u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197993510357', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 10, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Trezisc', u'hours': 17.8, u'products': 201, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'text': u'This is so clicky that it could not possibly be any clickier every single action requires input right down to continuing navigation after RNG pulls you out of navigation which it does incessantly forcing you to interact with even friendly ships in sometimes stupid ways just to continue on, for example having to surrender to a ship just so that they can then try to board you and then realise you are an ally.\nThis game is the definition of tedium, you can customise your crew and skills... and i mean you have to customise every crew member each time they level up... all 30 something of them and this would lead you to believe that you have some control over the game and you would be wrong everything is RNG, no planning or strategies here that matter, the game is just gonna randomly screw you at some point or other it\'s completely legitimate that a NPC will just shoot out all of your guns while you\'re in combat with it so you cant do anything but fail the mission that you just spent 25k trying to complete and then another 25k to repair all your crap and then fix your crew and all the crew expenses and random \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ttery costs on the way back to wherever the #$%^ you came from.\nBroken missions with unachievable mission timelines to waste your time and money.\nWeird trade mechanics that make trading a waste of time  unless the stars align and you spend a stupid amount of money on a trade permit trading isnt really something you do to make a living its just something you can do every now and then in the right circumstances to make a bit of money if you are lucky and if you dont try and sell it and then realise that the "legality"mechanic just $%%^ed you.\nI could go on but you get the picture.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'][.nG.][ Ngelo Querro', u'hours': 14.3, u'products': 1083, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-06-19', u'text': u'Ive enjoyed  playing, reminds me of titles like old good Rayman 2 or Croc.\nThis game is going through few maps, best thing is that You can somehow explore in case of finding coins, armors, weapon upgrades, etc.\nSecrets arent hidden God knows where like in other games, You can find them easily. About fighting... Every weapon has its style, so You dont have to fight using only sword, but also there are claws and hammer.\nWould like to see more of old games in reworked design with Trading Cards and Achievements.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Black Cat', u'hours': 1.4, u'products': 450, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-06-11', u'text': u'I love the game play, it reminds me of mystical ninja starring geoman on n64... But my god, the voice acting. I have been so tempted to try to mute the voices in the game as they make me CRINGE!!!!! I would recommend it, but just be warned you will want to headbutt a kitten after listening to them talk for 5 min.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Relocated', u'text': u'One of my favorite games by far that is rpg-like!', u'hours': 9.0, u'date': u'2016-05-23', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 8, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 12, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Pinocchio', u'hours': 4.7, u'products': 51, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'text': u'Yes', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Clementine', u'text': u'Movement is extremely fluid and fun for every character, but it is sometimes infuriating to try to hit enemies flying across the screen,  but i might just be bad.', u'hours': 6.0, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198275907764', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 31, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Soldy', u'text': u'\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing lmao', u'hours': 4.7, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 990, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'IronCobra115', u'text': u'Bad Rats: Triple A Edition', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-08-04', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 7, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 790, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Mr. Matt', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 975, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-08-04', u'text': u'First off, this game\'s a ghost town. I only saw one other player while trying to find team mates for a few different types of matches, and he quickly scampered off into the wilds when no one else joined up. This lack of players shouldn\'t be a surprise, though, because from what everyone says about the multiplayer, it\'s not worth playing.\nSince I couldnt play against other people (not that I was upset, mind you), I only had single player to turn to. As you are probably aware if you\'ve played single player modes in games that are built from the ground up to be competitive multiplayer, the single player in such games is generally awful, and Umbrella Corps is no different. You run around a very small map with little room to maneuver, with a few zombies here and there, and you kill them. When you kill a zombie, it drops a DNA sample. You pick it up, and do this a total of 20 times, then you win the level.\nYeah. That\'s it. It was the same thing in the next four levels as well. Then there was a repeat of the fifth level which was optonal, where I did 20 kills, then 30 kills, then 40 kills, all back to back. Wow, what variety. It\'s not until the sixth level that you get a new objective: stand in a circle while a counter goes from 10 to 0, and repeat four more times in the same level. The game also adds in zombie dogs ("Cerberus"), and I actually laughed when I saw one. Their run animation isn\'t all that great, and the damned things kept getting stuck in that running motion while running right at a wall or a zombie, effectively running in place. I sat there a moment, sad that I wasn\'t using video capture software, but something tells me I\'m not the first person to witness this beautiful sight to behold.\nWhat\'s worse, the game\'s perspective was off-putting for me, having my character\'s head, arm, and gun latched onto the left side of the screen whilst I move around the stage. They could have either done first person, or simply did the RE4, 5, 6 third person camera angle that worked well enough for those games, but instead, the devs chose some unholy union between RE4 and first person - the worst possible camera angle, and if you move up against an object without taking cover, you can clip your vision through it at times.\nWell, certainly the combat feels good, right? Ohoho, no, or at least I didn\'t think so. You shoot a zombie in the head, and it dies if your gun does enough damage. There is no weapon sway, the zombies don\'t have interesting movement patterns, and there tend to be around 4 different looks of zombie per themed set of levels. The melee attacks I used were simply slapping zombies with the butt of my gun. This was a one-hit kill every time, and could be pulled off rather quickly and with ease. In fact, I found it easier to melee zombies than to shoot them, and even the shotgun has less of a chance of killing a zombie dog in one hit than hitting the dog once with the butt of my gun. That\'s just shameful in my opinion.\nNormally, I "recommend" games solely based on whether or not I like a game, versus if I think most other people will like it. However, with Umbrella Corps, not only do I think this game is trash for me, but I cannot imagine that most people would find any level of enjoyment from this game whatsoever, because it is mind-numbingly basic and boring without a good premise, and it is rather poorly made at that. Never buy this game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Mr.Vision', u'text': u"Worst uninstall simulator even for 1 usd. Don't waste your time.", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-08-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198118925656', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 236, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Amby \ufe3b\u82ab\u2550\u2550\u4e00', u'text': u"I was gifted the game because I enjoy fishing in games in general.\nIt's addicting, quaint and fun to play. I enjoy how relaxing it is and it's an easy achievement farm. If you enjoy fishing, and enjoy easy achievements I suggest this game.\nThe story line is cute and funny and there's a whole lot of puns and easter eggs. The different types of fish are entertaining and the characters you run into are interesting to say the least.\n(For the legendary achievement, if you catch the required amount and don't get the achievement, just save/quit, and reload the game, you'll get the achievement.)", u'hours': 12.1, u'date': u'2017-09-05', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'645750', u'page_order': 0, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 276, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'patrick_riley17', u'text': u'Great game! So far, I\'ve gotten nearly eight and a half hours out of this game, over the course of two days. In that time, I completed the main objective of the game and also caught/recorded every fish in the game, but I still haven\'t done the following: unlock every pet, acquire every in-game trophy, unlock every hat, and finish every side-quest (I imagine that finishing the remaining side quests would unlock the last few pets, trophies, and hats). Point being, this game could certainly keep you occupied for a while, particularly if you\'re a completionist and/or you love the art style (as I do).\nOther things I loved:\n+ The world - very simple, but the developers really succeeded in mashing together fishing and piracy in an interesting way.\n+ The fish - they have really cool, quirky designs overall\nThings that were meh:\n+ The farming system - this is a system where you can grow certain vegetables, which can then be used to create dishes that provide certain buffs. Unfortunately, for me, I found the process of planting to be a little awkward on PC (but maybe it\'s more intuitive on mobile). Furthermore, I rarely wanted to stop fishing just so I could go plant/harvest vegetables; it never really seemed "worth it" to me. I definitely wish that farming would have been more enjoyable/intuitive, though, because some of the dishes you can make are really useful.\n+ Some late-game side quests - maybe this is just me griping, but I was kind of turned off by some of the later side quests that required certain numbers of rare fish. There are methods/upgrades to increase the likelihood of rare fish appearing, but in my experience, it still took some grinding to catch even 1 or 2 fish of a particular species. Some may say this should be expected for what is essentially endgame material, but for me, extensive grnding isn\'t really something I want/expect in more of a casual game like this.\nThings I disliked:\n+Fishing in the Deep - this is an area with an awesome design, but I found it difficult at times to pick out the shadows of fish from the darker background. Maybe this was just me/an issue with my brightness settings, but it still made this level probably my least favorite to play.', u'hours': 8.3, u'date': u'2017-09-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198072105900', u'product_id': u'645750', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 169, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'timbuck', u'text': u"Do you enjoy pirate themes?  How about fishing?  How about ridiculous names for fishes?  Add in a dash of mobile device play and you have this game.\nDo you want a long game that takes more than just over 5 hours to finish?  Oh.  Well, go somewhere else then.\nThis game reminds of Harvest moon, in a mild watered down kind of way.  Is it fun?  Sure, it is.  Is it a tonne of repetition?  You bet it is!  You like fetch quests?  ALOT of fetch quests?  Well you're in for the time of your monotonous lives!\nReally though, this is a cute, short game, that is clearly meant for a mobile device and not really the home PC.  It's a time waster, but not much point in revisiting it once you finish the main story.", u'hours': 7.2, u'date': u'2017-08-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198025704322', u'product_id': u'645750', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 44, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Cinnamon Best Girl', u'text': u'Cons:\n-No catgirls\nPros:\n-BAKA BAKA\n-BAKA BAKA\n-BAKA BAKA\n-BAKA BAKA\n-BAKA BAKA\n-BAKA BAKA\n-BAKA BAKA\n-BAKA BAKA\n-BAKA BAKA\n-BAKA BAKA\n-BAKA BAKA\n-BAKA BAKA\n-BAKA BAKA', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 391, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Mario', u'hours': 5.4, u'products': 772, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u"this game is ableist. i do not have any arms and feel very offended.\napart from that 10/10. worth a lot more than 15$.\nit's touhou, either you know it already or you will understand the internet a bit more.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Sumireko Usagi', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 133, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u'So thy cycle came to an end rejoice the days of our guilt have been erased by our lord savior ZUN\nBuy now so we can have more 2hus on our steam wallets\nCons\nNOT a Dark souls game , DS copy ZUN end of discussion', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'No', u'text': u'I have aids', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-02-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198068784185', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 142, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Rychleji', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 405, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-02-06', u'text': u'Not worth it. Uncomplete, bugged game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'muellerj7', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 483, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-01-30', u'text': u'Funny little tycoon game. Worth picking up during a sale. Not worth full price however.\nDuring the sandbox mode (which is the only enjoyable mode), you have to run the hosipital. Making sure you have all the diagnostic equipment required for whatever ailments people might have during each day.\n6/10 as a tycoon game.\nOver all 5/10.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'feel it break', u'text': u"Great and unique gameplay, lovely comic style visuals, one of the greatest soundtracks ever (some tracks of Heroes of Might & Magic V are found here as well, being slightly altered and reworked) and nice might & magic lore and atmosphere\nThat's enough to make the game amazing\nBut beware the multiplayer just sucks, because it's totally unbalanced due to the artifacts.\nAlso the achievements are very grindy, and I recommend using a controller", u'hours': 53.6, u'date': u'2017-05-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198080371220', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 32, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Grandes4711', u'text': u'Dont buy! It is broken, you will encounter a Bug which will prevent you from ending your turn or doing any move - while everything seems to work, you can get back to Main Screen, save and load etc... but you or your opponent wont be able to play.', u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2017-05-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198042458342', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 347, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Helios373', u'hours': 24.3, u'products': 131, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-05-16', u'text': u'I really loved the strategic aspect of this game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'irjohnson', u'text': u"Brilliant! Picked it up for \xa32 + all DLC today and have put about an hour in so far, on and off over the course of the day and I really can't recommend it enough.\nIt's not Elite Dangerous, it's not deep, but it is hilarious, over the top and pure fun. I'm sure it will get repetitive, but this is not made for long stretches.", u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2015-01-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198171589226', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 75, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'railslavegames', u'text': u'I\'ve been playing this game a few hours now and im finding it an oddly emotional experience.\nThe more you grind on through the identikit dog fights and larger scale Nazi "space zepplin" fights; the more you start thinking/questioning.\n"whats actualy going on here?, why are the zepplins towing huge asteroids toward earth?"\nIt starts to dawn on you that you are protecting earth from these asteroids. You and fighters from every nation (complete with halo esque accents).\nThe emotional part comes in with the strikingly beautiful and sad rendition of the American anthem that plays when you visit your home base. It can realy catch you off guard...leave you floating there just pondering the lyrics and what they are trying to acheive with this.\nIt realy never loses its initial impact and as more of the story unfolds it takes on more and more meaning.\nThe FMV is intensionaly bad!! and funny, rather disarming considering whats actualy going on.\nIn the very limited premise of this game is something well worth a purchse if you can find it cheap. Cult classic.', u'hours': 6.3, u'date': u'2015-01-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197978820749', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 324, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Conspiracy Theorist', u'text': u"I played it only for five minute. If I wasn't busy I would play this more. Actualley a decent game, especialley for a movie game.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2015-01-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198041845374', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 109, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'nietzschie666', u'text': u'A sloppy unplayable mess for the moment. Spend your money elsewhere.', u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2015-07-28', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198016673427', u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 20, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'4123', u'text': u"NEW UPDATE: This game has not been updated for 1 year and 5 months.  Anyone who complains is now getting banned.\nI am rating this purely based on peoples intentions when buying an early-access game.\nThis game received one update this year, and will not receive anymore updates till release (estimated end of 2015)\nThis game has a private beta going on, and if you purchase this game, doesn't mean you will have access to it.\nIn other words if you buy the game now all you're getting is a much earlier incomplete version of the game, while other people are actively getting new updates while you have to wait till release.\nThe purpose of this review is to make you highly aware of what you're purchasing, and I highly recommend you play the demo, the only difference is that you can save the game.  The demo is exactly what you're going to be playing until release date, and it's up to you to decide if you should wait or not.\nUPDATE: it has been 12 months, soon to be 13 months since the last update.", u'hours': 10.4, u'date': u'2015-07-12', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 230, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'N!gel', u'text': u'Updates / bug fixes  are to slow comming,\nThe  game price is to high for what your getting.\nTry the game when its finished.', u'hours': 19.6, u'date': u'2015-06-28', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197984613040', u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 77, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'JellyGumBear', u'text': u"Speaking truthfully I don't know what is this game about. Raising a pond of creatures and plants? I think so. By the way, the background music is very nice.", u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198131982736', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 65, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'CGU CRYSTAL\u2122', u'text': u'If only you could refund my 7 minutes.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197972925402', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 252, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'fnatic n0cturn4L', u'text': u'.', u'hours': 151.5, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198365734972', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 4, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'PUTSY.', u'hours': 19.1, u'products': 92, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u"I just play this game to go to the strip club and get a $1,000 worth of lap dances because I am rich in the game but sadly broke in real life and can't afford to spend that kind of money on hookers. :/", u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'\u2654xD3yu\u2654 CSGOUpgrader.gg', u'text': u'Best game ever !', u'hours': 11.0, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198278863166', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 14, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'ABridgedShelf', u'text': u'Hackers', u'hours': 99.1, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198216447424', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 97, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'cain_am', u'text': u'Amazing game, graphics, music...everything!', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198091298377', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 160, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Haunt', u'text': u'Amazing game, amazing graphics, environment. I am glad i bought it', u'hours': 8.9, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198080342533', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 288, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'abe916', u'hours': 6.3, u'products': 109, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u'absolutley an amazing game, I was blown away by the graphics and the story isnt bad either. gameplay is easy but can be challenging.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Zeroproto0', u'hours': 3.3, u'products': 245, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u"Where to start with this game. I bought this on Humble Bundle when I saw it was on sale for slightly cheaper than sticker price, so I decided to pick it up. The main thing that pulled me in were the graphics and the adorable character design. So, as this is an early access game, I was well surprised at the quality of the animations of the main character. When walking, sneaking, sprinting, jumping, or falling everthing was extremely smooth as if it has a proper weight to it. The gameplay is fun as a stealth game, it accomplishes the stealth well with several tools/places to hide which can give you the flexibility to play how you want. The quests amount to collectathons, this is fine as you can accomplish these as you move along the main story. This segways into the next point, the story, it's good and is relatively intriguing and makes you concerned for Tilo and his family. My only gripe with the game is probably the lack of voice acting, this is probably an intentional design choice and either way I am fine with or without it as it does not detract from the story or gameplay. Overall, I am satisfied with this early access purchase and look forward to what the full release may bring.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'ohyeah2389', u'hours': 160.1, u'products': 44, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2014-09-24', u'text': u"Boss.\n'Nuff said.\n9000/10", u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'notagoodtime', u'text': u"GTR 2 Is A mix Between Arcade and Sim But more on the Sim Area. once You first Download the game the Porsches And the Ferrari's will not have a skin. their Is a Walkthrough which will tell you how to get it working.\nThe Game is for the Endurance Racing junkies with The 24 hours Of Spa Being One of the Events you can and will take part in. This game Is as Easy to mod As Rfactor but Some mods may Break the game. the Mod I would Recomend will be\ngrid mod-Brings ALMS Le mans 24 and LMS alive In this mod With Various Add ons round it. however sadly Its A privete mod So i would be a pain getting it.\nThis game Is Fun and is one For the Ages.", u'hours': 14.8, u'date': u'2014-08-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198046053154', u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 35, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Strider - wtf is wrong with RNG', u'hours': 2.6, u'products': 1230, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2014-06-28', u'text': u"Driving School!!!  'Nough said!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'RoadK1ll', u'hours': 28.6, u'products': 37, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'text': u'Fun stealth platforming game with great atmosphere and a okay storyline. Killing my way through was fun, doing a pure stealth run with no kills is a good challenge. Recommended!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'PackSciences', u'hours': 7.1, u'products': 277, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'text': u'A very good surprise.\nDespite minor bugs and few localization problems, MotN mixes stealth and action very well; and you can choose your gameplay as you want : action and kill all ennemies or play like a ghost, and you can even do both.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'creed', u'text': u'GREAT AMIGOOS', u'hours': 18.7, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197985240927', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 55, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Chuckles', u'hours': 4.2, u'products': 103, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'text': u'10/10, worth the price, worth playing. One of my all time favorites.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Levitikan', u'hours': 74.9, u'products': 164, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u'A completely fantastic game with a lot of charm, It has alot of skill involved and despite what some reviews might say it is NOT  entirely luck based otherwise the same people would not be at the top of the leaderboards each season/rournament. Knowing how to maximise what cards yuu have each turn is one of the skills required in this game, along with sdhort and long turn plans.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'VeTeRAN', u'text': u'The new board is amazing, well done and thanks for the still-on-going works on this pearl-game..!', u'hours': 48.8, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198004031721', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 72, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Fake_target', u'hours': 25.3, u'products': 158, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u'great and funny board game. I hope for pass and play update.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Miute~', u'hours': 49.6, u'products': 123, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u'Greatest board game for PC.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Darkendone', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 771, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-11-19', u'text': u"OMG...How can I tell you awesome this game really is. I have played this over and over again until I just couldn't play anymore.  Thsi game occupied much of my super nintendo days as any other, and somewhat more.  This is a mush have all of us who had the fortunate opportunity to experience the first pieces of virtual reality.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'giamic', u'text': u"I never played the original game, so nostalgia doesn't influence my opinion. I didn't like it. It feels like you are supposed to die a huge amount of times in order to understand which is the correct series of actions to perform. You can't predict what it's gonna happen, whether a guard will appear from somewhere and fire to you or not. And when you die, you are sent immediately back to the checkpoint, that can be pretty far away.\nWell, I guess it is just old game design, from times when you put a coin to have yet another life... Anyway, I gave up halfway, in the caves, because I got tired of restarting always at the same point, advancing 2 seconds more, and dying again.\nOn the other hand, the art style is pretty nifty and I liked the possibility of quickly switching between old and new graphics with a button.", u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2016-11-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 137, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Mantha', u'text': u"Wow, just wow.\nThis is a game that is bounds ahead of its time. Even still you can see how amazing yet simplistic the level design and gameplay of Another World are. A punishingly difficutl game about memorizing patterns and perfect timing, but it doesn't feel like you are getting totally destroyed at difficult sections, as you slowly figure out the optimal approach to each new situation. Surprises around every turn, compellingly various levels, and incredible soundtrack make this one hell of a 2 hour game.\nBe sure to take a look at the bonus files just to see how this fantastic game came to being.", u'hours': 3.7, u'date': u'2016-11-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198094156376', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 308, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'SixHealthOfFury', u'hours': 9.0, u'products': 4380, u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-02-16', u'text': u'It\'s short (about 2-3 hours with failure taken into account), online multiplayer kind of works (only played with a German friend and no disconnects but slow down from lag every now and then), and the dialogue saves the game. It\'s funny and the intro movie is the first time I openly laughed at a serious face fantasy cutscene. For $7 I can see it being hard to recommend for the time provided, but already I can see myself playing this game with multiple people and try different pathways with them.\nThe exploration is very shallow compared to the look of the screenshots. Almost all the paths are linear with no way to upgrade characters outside of one of the characters becoming a zombie. I found it funny when the game used a TellTale reference when making choices in the game by writing things like, "Freedan will remember that." The only significant choices to make are near the end. Overall the decisions are mostly flavor text but that ain\'t a bad thing.\nI enjoyed the time I had with it and would recommend others give it a shot.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'ZSST', u'hours': 3.6, u'products': 419, u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-01-16', u'text': u'The game is really laggy on my laptop, but I still must recomennd it, as it has a really unique split screen experience.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'MetaNiklas', u'text': u'is good', u'hours': 2.3, u'date': u'2016-10-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198143771077', u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 80, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Drawingbreath', u'products': 397, u'product_id': u'384420', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2015-07-18', u'text': u"This is more a review about the quality of Steam's video player. This was the first video I bought from Steam and will certainly be my last.\nThe video player is a shocking mess which makes viewing the tutorials a chore. Every time a video is opened it opens in a new window instead of in the same window. By default it always opens at a reduced size and quality, choosing 540p over the maximum 720p. The player is also incapable of displaying at 100% meaning the text is always blurrier than it needs to be, as you have to manually resize the video to about the right size.\nBecause the videos are Creative Commons I made the assumption that I would be able to download the full videos that you can get from the Blender Foundation. There is no option for this, so you won't be free to view the videos on a separate tablet or without an internet connection. The option is stream only in Steam or nothing.\nThe content of the videos is very good, with industry insights and workflows that an intermediate user of Blender will find extremely beneficial. However, I just can't recommend you purchase the videos through Steam.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1, u'found_funny': 1}
{u'username': u'thumbsup', u'text': u'i dont even know how to get to the actual modeling part', u'date': u'2015-07-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561198165625192', u'product_id': u'384420', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 2, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'SkyDeaxe', u'text': u'crap', u'hours': 0.0, u'date': u'2015-07-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'user_id': u'76561198210250796', u'product_id': u'384420', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 94, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'[Bio] Dak', u'text': u'This game takes some time to get into, as its UI is complicated and the onboarding flow essentially does not exist. Many will bounce off this game for exactly those reasons, but underneath the initial complexity is an intriguing top-down space sim with a huge variety of paths to success. Unlike most games of this genre, ST:F puts a lot of emphasis on the collective skills of your captain,  officers AND crew. Giving you more vectors for customization and specialization of your ship.\nLots of content, slick interrelated systems, responsive and proactive Devs, and a fun story balanced by poor UI, and complete lack of onboarding to help new players.\nIn my opinion, the good more than outweighs the bad.', u'hours': 24.0, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197970685713', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 1132, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'AtomicAquarius', u'hours': 5.1, u'products': 84, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-05-23', u'text': u"I love this game! I missed the chance to play it on the PS2 and was exstatic to find this on steam! It's an excellent platforming game with variety to the combat and a beautiful soundtrack! So the acting isn't the greatest, it doesn't bother me. I highly recommend this if you enjoy games like Jak & Daxter, Ratchet & Clank, Sly Cooper, or Crash Bandicoot!\nEdit: I've noticed some reviews saying that they have had crashes. I personally haven't had any but even if there are some, it can't be worse than other games *cough* Skyrim *cough* yeah... I have however experienced rare cases of freezing, though I don't know what's causing it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Dr. Graves', u'text': u'this game is so good :(', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 9, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 174, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Ratt', u'text': u'This game is very punny', u'hours': 4.4, u'date': u'2017-08-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'645750', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 301, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'riotsquad', u'hours': 5.4, u'products': 174, u'product_id': u'645750', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-08-27', u'text': u'This is really fun, filled with awful jokes (awful as in good :) ) such as when you get an "Amberjack" and the information about it reads:\n"He\'s an Amberjack and he\'s okay."\nThe gameplay is quite basic, you click the water (and depth) and that\'s where the hook lands, then (when a fish is about to go for the hook) dual circles apper, the inner is marked by a circular line and as soon as the outer circle goes inside that line the colour will turn green and that\'s the time to click to catch the fish. (the colour is red\'ish before it goes green)\nDepending on how rare the fish is you may also have to do a bit of a QTE as well, it is very basic and an arrow on the sreen shows up/down/left/right, so far I haven\'t encountered more than three directions in succession and that\'s only happened with for instance the mermaid and the rare fish. (the first time you encounter it it\'ll be one direction)\nThese keys can\'t be rebound and it\'s either WASD or the arrow keys, as it\'s not about movement it is of lesser problems than in a game where it revolves around that as it seems to give you a fair amount of time as well, I haven\'t timed out once yet, every failure I\'ve had with the QTE\'s have been me screwing it up. (as it does sort of stress you knowing you have to press the right key you\'re bound to do it quite fast...so I do not know how much time you really have...)\nThere will also be some "battles" in the game, they consist of you clicking the enemis fishing line to cut it, to use the net to catch the fish they caught while it\'s in the air and also click some mini-subs before they hit you....adding onto that there may also appear bits\'n\'bobs (literally) and other things you need to build better ships, in the water....that bit is the least calm one as you have to move the mouse to click at targets here and there.\nI do not regret buying this at all, disregarding the few stressfull things the music\'s nice and calming, the gameplay is quite simple and relaxing and there\'s a lot of different fish to catch, hats to buy, stories to hear and so on, it\'s *really* nice IMHO.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'MadameHardy', u'hours': 9.5, u'products': 91, u'product_id': u'645750', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-08-25', u'text': u"This is a delightful fishing game, reminiscent of Stardew Valley in music and general feeling.  It's more grindy than Stardew Valley -- the main thing you do is fish, although there are quests, a garden, and a kitchen island.  I'm only three hours in, so this is a very sketchy review.   Rule with an Iron Fish is relaxing, pretty, has funny jokes and pretty music, and is a soothing game to play at the end of a long day.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'nifboy', u'text': u"It's Touhou. It's on Steam.\nIf you don't know Touhou, all you need to know is that the bullet patterns are way prettier than the character art.", u'hours': 3.2, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 458, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Alexander', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 135, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-01-27', u'text': u"Amazing, yet addicitng. The only downpart is that i have to be able to get used to it. I mean, the doctors stand around like pure morons and nobody gets cured. Oh, and let's talk about how the doctors treat their patients. They literally stab them in the head with a syringe and pump air into them. OMG what kind of hospital is this? Hell? XD Top game though.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Shir Blackwater', u'text': u"Found this game somewhat entertaining at first, but it lacks in replay value and the story mode is too short, I was surprised how fast I finished this game as I was expecting more. Sandbox mode doesn't captivate for long either as there's just not an aweful lot you can do.\nMight be something to play once in a blue moon if you want to kill some time.\nDon't think I would really recommend this game, least it's pretty cheap but there's better games out there for same or less money.", u'hours': 14.2, u'date': u'2016-01-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198033432058', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 55, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'|lulz|Bearlodge', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 464, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-01-15', u'text': u"If the lackluster gameplay doesn't bother you, the bad sound and animation sequences will.  This game feels like a bad comedy movie.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'RhigosTheConquerer', u'hours': 15.4, u'products': 19, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-05-14', u'text': u"For the time I have spent on this game, both PC and Xbox, I have thoroughly enjoyed this puzzle game.\nI cannot comment on the whole game, but only the story line. It keeps your mind active and leave you wanting to continue and improve on your skills, it engages your mind with some difficult puzzles to complete and it is just an all round simple and pleasant game.\nThere is a flaw with loading the game, as I cannot on my own laptop, I'm not sure of why as I do not know the specs of my laptop (I don't know any of the information that gaming PC's need etc), but it will not run. However, this is not gaming laptop, so that is not the games fault, as I have played this game on a PC built for gaming, with no faults.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'reemocin', u'text': u'Looks like a nice game ... but basically unplayable on my 3440x1440 monitor so I have to give it a thumbs down.', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-05-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 8, u'user_id': u'76561197998328977', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 561, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Bogartan', u'hours': 19.7, u'products': 38, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-03-31', u'text': u'Interesting gameplay. Matching like colors with different types of units can get very strategy-oriented. My wife and I bought it thinking that you can play 2-player co-op against AI computer opponents, but you cannot do this in the PC version. I think you can on the Xbox version, which might be where my confusion came from when reading reviews & descriptions.\nWe\'re both happy to play the base campaign and occasionally play against each other in "multiplayer" mode -- there\'s an option to host the game and then a Steam friend joins your game in progress.\nThe in-game help system is very lacking -- there\'s a lot of figuring it out on your own, which is sort of a puzzle in itself. I can\'t seem to find a manual anywhere online for it. It\'s an older game that has been released for various platforms (phones, consoles, etc) and re-made in HD for Steamworks.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'meier47', u'text': u'For a low price it would be ok were it not for the fact that it has no joystick support.', u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2015-01-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197960287770', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 557, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Nitehawk', u'text': u'I got this not expecting much but once I started playing I cound not put it down.  The combat was fast and fun and the cutscenes good and funny.   Reminds me of the old Command and Conquer videos.   I hope they make a sequel to this game.  Much better that Space Rogue that I tried did not like.   Im an old timer from Wing Commander, Free Lancer, and Tie Fighter days and had elements of them all.   It works great with the XBOX 360 controller too :-)', u'hours': 7.7, u'date': u'2015-01-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197982782989', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 243, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Las-pen', u'text': u'I can\'t emphasize that enough. This game is pretty much unplayable without a controller. And even then the control scheme is bad. No, you can\'t reassign keys, so you\'re stuck with them. And no joystick support by the way, in this space sim.\nBut once you get over the bad controls, this is actually pretty fun little space shooter. Especially when considering that it is a licenced game and the movie it is based was a huge disappointment. I think it was James Rolfe who said something like: "A good movie makes a bad video game, and a bad movie makes a not so bad game." Luckily you can skip all those live-action cutscenes.\nI especially like how the ships you get to fly look pretty realistic. Like that\'s how they would be when they start manufacturing spaceships in real life. And I think one of them is Normandy from Mass Effect -series.\nJust wait for sales.', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2015-01-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 221, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Napalm_D', u'text': u'Avoid early access version. Wait until they release "completed" version. There are numerous reasons already listed by other reviewers. Just barely playable and updates come once every few months. At this rate it\'ll be done in 2040 and will be retro retro retro style by then.', u'hours': 13.7, u'date': u'2015-03-29', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198126997277', u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 10, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Shephard', u'text': u"Malevolence The Sword of Ahkranox is an infinite old school style RPG. When I say infinite, the world is literally infinite, infinite towns, infinite dungeons, infinite quests, infinite dungeons and so on and so forth something that has never truly been done before. I have always wanted an RPG that ends only when I decide it is time to stop playing and I love the fact and idea of just getting lost in a world and go to places that nobody else has ever been to.\nThe game has a feature where players can claim locations, where if you are the first person to find a location you are forever known as the first person to ever discover that location. Dungeon can contain a total number of anything from 1 to 10 floors, with the further into a dungeon you go the more dangerous and tough it becomes but the better the rewards are with each dungeon containing a mega chest at the end with powerful goodies in it. I find it one of the most addictive games I have played in years with it just being a case of one more floor or one more quest and what feels like only 5 minutes turns out to be actually several hours later.\nIt is currently in Early Access and in Beta stage of developement, but despite that it is amazing stable. Never before have a played a game in Beta as stable as this is. There are still a lot more features to be implemented into the game and if the game is as addictive at this stage, come V1.0, I might as well kiss my social life goodbye. I love this game and truly couldn't recommend highly enough.", u'hours': 140.4, u'date': u'2015-03-24', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198082856200', u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 98, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Quarex', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 565, u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2015-03-21', u'text': u'This game is made by a practically 0-person team, and in a lot of ways it shows.  But as someone who has been following its production for years since the Kickstarter, any fans of Legend of Grimrock (or its grid-based predecessors) owe it to themselves to check this out.  It feels instantly familiar--in no small part because it follows first-person grid-based RPG conventions in expected ways.  But the Roguelike element of its procedurally generated worlds makes this essentially the first game of its kind since Dungeon Hack(!), and Ahkranox has an overworld as well as dungeons to explore.\nThis game almost feels like a potential alternate development path for the Elder Scrolls series; like if Bethesda had made Daggerfall and said "hmm, we cannot keep making these enormous game worlds with better technology...I know!  We will have the COMPUTER make them!"  So yes, this game is kind of like Indie Roguelike Morrowind, which is indeed praiseworthy.\nNow, of course, about the 0-person team thing--the art and sound quality is pretty uneven for this reason.  But if you are playing games because you love them, not because you want to be impressed by the money that went into them, then you can likely overlook this.\nBesides, in some ways it instantly takes me back to my own gaming childhood to hear my character spouting hokey dialogue about the environment in a voice probably recorded with a cheap microphone in someone\'s basement.  But you can tell the person doing the dialogue was loving it, which still puts even the voice acting on par with some big-name games from even 10 years ago!', u'early_access': True, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Rr13yami', u'text': u'It was interesting and fun for a while, but it gets repetitive and boring over time. Would not recommend', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-12-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198264274533', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 5, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Green glaze', u'text': u'i lost this game ages ago and its nice to find it again. >.<', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-12-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198043094211', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 106, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'YaroslavAdamov', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 79, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-07', u'text': u'3/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'ianflow124', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 198, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u"It was a neat, fun, and interesting eco tool.\nIt borders on resource intensive (memory leak?), and furthermore you'll only get an hour at best of playtime, unless this is very much your thing and your computer handles it well.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'STEVEN AGEVER', u'text': u'i like it\ngraphics not good but gameplay fun', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-12-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198094321628', u'product_id': u'518120', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 870, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'-CrunchyNapkin-', u'hours': 4.8, u'products': 64, u'product_id': u'518120', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-13', u'text': u"This is game for the kids but I've enjoyed every second of it so far....:D", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Santiago', u'text': u'soo fun', u'hours': 6.4, u'date': u'2017-12-13', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'518120', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 378, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Vrig Kyra', u'hours': 12.2, u'products': 289, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'text': u'This is a good Batman', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'mike_993', u'text': u"The definitive Batman game, which made roleplaying the Dark Knight possible. If you are a fan of Batman and action games, you are gonna love this, although, it gets kinda repetitve after a while, but the campaign isn't that long anyway. The Riddler's challenges, a controversial subject for the playerbase, add in my opinion an interesting layer to the game, although I do believe that the developers may have gone a little too far with them, and their presence in the game should have been less prominent.", u'hours': 27.6, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198368877652', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 38, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'target1983', u'text': u'I occasionally bought Arkham City and then I just fell in love with all series. Asylum, as a first one is kind of smaller than it\'s successors, but what I absolutely loved in it was the story. It was more consistent than City\'s story, and Joker makes much better main villain than City\'s one. It had some really cool moments. Finale, yeah, was a bit meh - but mainly because of a bit stupid boss fight.\nAsylum also has the darkest atmosphere if compared with City and Origins, it\'s actually feels like horror at some moments, and I really liked it. It comes quite close to excellent "Serious house on serious earth" comic which, as I understand, was an inspiration for the series.\nWhat I personally disliked in Asylum were platformer-like encounters. Scarecrow was spooky when Batman saw some visions, but in his platformer world he was just annoying. And when he was defeated I was so happy and thought no more platformer stuff - and here it comes stupid Poison Ivy fight!\nBut overall it\'s a great game, truly worth playing.', u'hours': 31.2, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198357826573', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 91, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Moku Luffy', u'text': u'i cant create an account... my emial is real and i cant do nothing im putting im not a robot and i submit it says check your mistakes and i have none and im putting the same name over and over again.... please help.', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-03-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198263078035', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 9, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'76561198362281994', u'hours': 2.1, u'products': 13, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-03-10', u'text': u'nice', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'BEESWOLE', u'text': u'I\'m going to sum up the Rumble Fighter experience in a neat little paragraph for you.\nImagine this:\nYou\'re going to a resturaunt you\'ve never heard of in the gross side of town for some breakfast because your estranged uncle told you it was, "Totally bomb, dude!" When you get there, it takes an hour for anyone to actually come and serve you. Taking one look at the waiter you can only hope that just maybe he speaks english. Nope. It takes another 30 minutes to call a manager and get translating sorted out. All you want is some nice pancakes. On the way to the kitchen the waiter trips and spills water all over you, and then leaves without giving you a napkin. All you wanted was some pancakes, man! It\'s lunch time when finally, FINALLY; you get your pancakes. And these are the biggest, fluffiest, most delectable pancakes you have ever seen. Just the right amount of butter, syrup from the mountains of peru, and just the tiniest touch of powdered sugar. And a choir of angels sing to you as you take that first bite. You finish your meal and as it turns out it was actually 100 dollars instead of 10 and the meal gave you indigestion. As you leave you question, "Was it worth it?"\nNo.\nRumble Fighter is plagued with a plethora of bugs and glitches, connection issues, a massive paywall, and devs that just do not seem to care. But beneath all the garbage there\'s a well polished game that\'s actually fun and engaging. If you don\'t care about putting up with mountains of trash in the way then give this game a try. Otherwise, avoid this like it\'s a dark alley in Gotham city. I\'ve had many years of playing this game to reflect upon what exactly it means to me. It\'s sad seeing the updates become few and far between, the playerbase diminishing, and adding new and more overpowered ways to pay this game to win instantly. At it\'s best, it\'s a fun and inviting online arena brawler with complex mechanics and a steep but fair learning curve. At it\'s worse, it\'s an infuriating glitch fest that just feels downright insulting to anyone with a pulse. I simply cannot recommend this game with the state that its been in since its launch nearly 10 years ago.', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-03-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 6, u'user_id': u'76561198077894423', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 113, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'trockr', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 501, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-09-26', u'text': u'Fun and short little puzzle game. The mechanics are interesting, the art is great if you like the style, and it ended before I got bored. I loved it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'_J_K_L_[ISR]_', u'text': u'Nice game', u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2017-09-26', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 1, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 299, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'nassi', u'text': u'The aesthetic is nice (even if the text-to-speech narrator is a bit grating at times) and while the puzzles are quite basic they managed to hold my interest for a while. Completed the basic level pack (first 30 levels), but only bothered to complete the first few levels of the more advanced nightmare levels, as those seemed to be more of the same, just with more advanced control and timing required. Should be easy to get 100% achievements, although I decided to call it quits at around 16/20 or so.\nWorked fine using the Steam Controller under Arch Linux on a laptop with a Celeron 2955U CPU and 2GB of RAM.\nWould not pay the asking price, but if you can get it for cheap enough (or free), you can get an hour or two of enjoyment out of it.', u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2017-09-26', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 854, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'mattjsinger', u'text': u'everytime i enter, everything is blank i cant add a character to upload to vrchat. and i try right clicking but it doesnt work!!! and it says its in my library but for some reason i go right through it, but its not there! so i have to type in and click to enter. but guess what, everything is blank and all same problems happen. plz fix', u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2017-12-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198164229615', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 17, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Arteken', u'text': u'Source Filmmaker\nSource Film Maker is really good software for making animations. It is good if you ever want to become an animator or just want to make stuff with it.  With its simple design and easy interface, anyone can use this. First I did not know anything about making animations. After few hours things started to look better. It does not take that long time to know all of the things needed to make some stuff with this. Check some tutorials on youtube at fist so you will get better knowledge of how to use this. Or just start to use it, like I did at first. This is for sure the best free software to make animations.\nGrade for this: 10/10', u'hours': 545.4, u'date': u'2017-12-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 221, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Happy Thoughts', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 50, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-05', u'text': u'Would be good if I knew how to use this.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'shadow_97', u'text': u"Bought this game yesterday for my windows 7 64bit computer......and it works PERFECTLY :). Im so exstatic, i firshed purchased this game about 13 years ago and was so happy when i found out steam was selling both this and the sequal for only A FIVER...what a steal!!!!!\nWell worth it......Don't believe the sceptics, it should work for you too. It might be a risk but for \xa35, well worth it.\n100% Recommended\nGood Luck and enjoy!!!", u'hours': 54.3, u'date': u'2014-01-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198002758980', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 5, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'C0untzer0', u'text': u'7/10\nThis is a classic comic book game.\nIt\'s a classic game about comic books.\nIt\'s a game about classic comic books.\nIf you remember the classic days when comics were cheesy and entertaining. If you ever saw the old 4-colour editions of Marvel or weird tales, then you know what to expect here. The game controls are a little clunky, but you soon forget  that as you get lost in the narrative complete with Golden Age staples like the patriotism and clear dividing lines between good and evil, right and wrong. The ability to create you own hero is great, it also provides a deal of complexity and possiblilities that outstrip any modern game. The only thing I\'ve seen that tops it is "Marvel Super Heroes- the Role Playing Game" but that was paper and dice, so it doesn\'t count.', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2014-01-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198038963412', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 1374, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'wheatleyco', u'hours': 30.5, u'products': 202, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2014-01-01', u'text': u'I have clocked nearly 30 hours in the game but could not have the heart to complete the game..the overheard perspective and the combat became really boring and felt like a chore..this game focusses on havng some heroes and training them to fight for you..the combat feels pretty clunky..the graphics are cartoonish reflecting the comic feel but the game as really not aged well with the control mechanics...the control mechanics are damn slow and will take the fun out of the game...not recommended...', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Intelligence', u'text': u"I've yet to play Bot Colony to it's full extent but from what I have played I can see this title has a lot of promise based on my experience so far, other than not getting the game to understand my voice, the text based communication seems to work fine.\nWhile it can be tricky to get the hang of things at first, you'll soon realise how the game mechanics work and from there, it's smooth sailing.\nI'll update my review once I've played further into the game, the only issues I've noticed so far are achievements aren't unlocking for me and this game simply refused to work on my old graphics card, however, it runs like a dream on a GTX 960.", u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2015-06-03', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 9272, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Arkh21', u'text': u'A game of this kind is what I have been dreaming about for a long time. The closest thing there is at this point to virtual reality which doesn\'t require you to invest millions (which isn\'t the case for the developers).\nUnfortunately, the developers have limited time and resources in graphics design and smooth gameplay, which I would sympathize with as their main objective was the refinement of interactivity. As far as I am concerned this is a big leap forward in game development.\nSome would say that such concept is way ahead of its time, but I say "It\'s about time!"\nFrom the developers comments, this project was to be retired due to lack of sales and insane upkeep costs. I can only assume that most people didn\'t have the ability to see any kind of potential in this concept as their are more interested in playing shoot them up... I mean, just imagine for a moment that in 10 years from now you\'d be having a fully interactive conversation with an AI. How are we supposed to get there huh? Start by putting a few bucks to support projects like BotColony! There is no shortcut, no easy path to the success of such an undertake.\nI don\'t know about you, but I believe that interactivity is the path the video game industry should take instead of improving the shooting physics of an assault rifle.\nThis a a fantastic concept, still in its infancy with a long road ahead, but at least it has started!', u'hours': 3.0, u'date': u'2015-05-31', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198014829406', u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 106, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'DK', u'text': u"Interesting game with some mechanics that look promising.  I'm sure if the game is further developed and polished, we'll have a real winner on our hands here.  Pretty fun so far.", u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2015-05-11', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 1997, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'donkey tron', u'hours': 12.4, u'products': 48, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'text': u"..it's like metal gear solid and tenchu: stealth assassins had a baby, and that baby was raised by thief.\n10/10, *smoke bomb*", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Se\xf1or Fluffy', u'text': u'Great game, makes you think twice.', u'hours': 12.2, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198394816740', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 22, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'BananaDog', u'text': u"If you like to hang your enemy's dead body on a pole, just play this game.", u'hours': 21.8, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 252, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Gremlin', u'text': u'It\u2019s a bored game that\u2019s on pc and not boring at the least!\nI\u2019ve had many hours of fun with this game offline and continue too with the online feature, with awards and prizes to win while playing it keeps you playing without spending anything extra!\nAs a Gremlin myself, seeing a game that is shares my name I was dubious about how it plays but I can happily stand by this game with pride!', u'hours': 32.1, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 38, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'jack_was', u'text': u"I saw adverts of this game while it was still in beta stage. The peculiar character of the graphics made the whole intriguing but I suspended with the purchase till Gremlins, Inc. left pre-release state. Watched some gameplay videos but without sufficient knowledge of the rules I could only tell that the game has really strong influence on the players. In fact only the description of available achievements made me realize the depth of the Gremlins, Inc. and convinced me to add it to my Winter Sale basket.\nThe beginning was not the easiest one even after reading the descriptions of all characters and cards from the game. Fortunately there is a tutorial which leads you through several turns and gives some global instructions on how to compete.\nYou can practice your skills during single player sessions and challenges (which are sometimes very hard to beat if you are not cunning and lucky enough) before starting to compete against the other players. Skilled gremlins can be really impatient and if you can't make a decision fast enough your character will be possessed by AI in order not to ruin their experience from the game. These multi player sessions are called ranked and take a whole season after which the Top 10 is selected and rewarded.\nBut there is more - you can participate in the tournaments organized both by the developers of the game or some hardcore fans and achieve fame and rewards relatively quick.\nYou have friends who might be interested in Gremlins, Inc.? Splendid! You can compete against each other or form a team and play in 2 vs 2, 3 vs 3 or 2 vs 2 vs 2 formats.\nThe game is constantly actively developed - new cards and in-game items are introduced practically every season. There is also much awaited alternate playing field if you want a change. I won't delve into optional DLCs which are introduced from time time and surely were repeatedly reviewed.\nThe developers of Gremlins, Inc. play their game and actively discuss with the players, ask for our opinions before new items are introduced into the game. You can enter the exchange of opinions and share your ideas with the community.\nStrict to the conclusion: I not only enjoy playing the game but made some friends and even started to read some discussions in Russian which I learned very long time ago. If you are not convinced yet, I'll tell you: there is no greater joy when you win your first ranked/tournament session. 'What next if I do?' - you ask. Well, there is a whole tournament and season to end in Top 10 and it won't be an easy task. I personally doubt I'm able to achieve that but still play and enjoy collecting in-game trophies and processing them into other items.", u'hours': 457.1, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198079803581', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 117, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'z1000pete', u'text': u'One of the best games.....................................................', u'hours': 262.7, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198089134220', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 46, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'zhr', u'text': u"A high resolution remake of the best old school game ever. Actually it's a gem! Definitely recommended.", u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2016-11-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198176610843', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 62, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Scottish Kaiju', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 249, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-11-11', u'text': u"Well this was fun and challenging, and you'll learn from your mistakes throughout the whole game as you play which I found enjoyable. I actually dig the art design and it's easy to control. At times the difficulty can be frustrating but overall I think it's worth playing. It's considered a classic and I understand why.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'skuke1', u'hours': 4.7, u'products': 626, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-11-04', u'text': u"Trip to the old days. I couldn't remember anymore how to solve all the puzzles so game felt fresh again, something that just had to play through.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Broad_Jacked', u'text': u'ONly co.op mode, no singleplayer. 10 keyless keyboard does not help either.', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2016-08-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 17, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'akgordon', u'text': u"This game was ..... rough. We did not finish it, the game glitches after dying many times in a row and then we had unlimited lives but couldn't progress. We decided that was enough.\nThe game has come cool concepts, but a lot is not explained. For example, early on the girly prince is asked to give up life for the ghost guy. After doing this two or three times, I, the girly dude, only had 5 health, and EVERYTHING i touched killed me. At one point I jumped and hit the ceiling and died.\nYelling at each other to move somewhere was a good time for a bit, but having to redo boss fights over and over to understand how to beat them wasn't great. Though it brought back good memories of old school gaming. Overall, the contact just isn't well defined, and this really takes away from the game. There is a part where you're on a fence being lowered down a shaft and the other player has to make you dodge fireballs, the fireball went clear other the character, but I died anyway. Some of the ledges have a slope at the corner and if you land on that part you simply fall to your death. When the girly dude jumps up to a ledge then holds his hand out to the big guy, he often flies through the wall or ground, with no boundaries.\nPerhaps we didn't get far enough, but there didn't seem to be any consequences for the various dialogue decisions you make, even though the games lets you know the character will remember that. The story did seem pretty interesting and original, albeit creepy.\nThe game needs some polishing. If there were an update to fix this, I'd give it another shot. Otherwise, I won't be playing this again.\n4/10", u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2016-08-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197972325653', u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 274, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'skrrra pap pap ka ka ka skibidi', u'hours': 5.8, u'products': 620, u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-07-05', u'text': u'only play if u have friend who can play with you\nthis is forced co-op game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'YadNi Monde', u'text': u'NOT FOR THE BLENDER ABSOLUTE BEGINNER.\nThere will be no explanation about interface, keyboard basic shortcuts or camming around for the Blender Beginners in the Base Mesh lesson, but then, in the very next lesson where things start to be more hairy everything is detailed so that no one gets lost.\nAN AMAZING AMOUNT OF KNOWLEDGE ahead for any Intermediate and Expert Blender User!\nThere are three Asset Files, one with the starting artwork, one with custom brushes and a final with the Old AND the New Creature, YOU WILL HAVE ACCESS TO THOSE FILES WITH STEAM if you open your web browser and paste the following link, to activate the said files and download them in your steam SOFTWARE library:', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2015-07-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'384420', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 328, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Enzo', u'text': u"Rule with an Iron Fish is a RPG game about fishing. A pretty rare game genre but which works very well.\nYou embarked with your twin but a Kraken captured him. Fortunately for you (or not), you're arriving on an island full of pirates which are gonna help you (maybe) to find your twin in exchange for fishes and other things you'll need to catch. You'll then be able to gather components to build ships and access new islands and discover new fish to finally rescue your twin. You'll also be able to buy hats!\nThis game is full of humor and is very relaxing. If you're searching for a game you can play after a long day of work or a long gaming session, this game is definitely meant for you.\nI personally helped the team to translate the game into the French - so please support them too by trying the game!", u'hours': 3.6, u'date': u'2017-08-24', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'645750', u'page_order': 6, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 1769, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'greenie', u'text': u"Don't expect much.\nThe game is simple, funny, and will waste a few hours of your life.\nTo rebuke a few of the unhelpful reviews:\n- You CAN change directions of items with < > keys.\n- The patients are NOT treated in the pharmacy, they go through a series of medical examinations and various funny machines in the healing process (most of them ending in the pharmacy for some pills).\n- The game DOES instruct you what to do if you play the campaign.\n- The game is NOT hard if you have half a brain, and it's not rigged for you to lose. Burnt out people need to be treated fast (try putting more than one table in the physio department?).", u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2016-01-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 133, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Organic Chickpea', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 58, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-01-10', u'text': u'I cannot recommend the game at all. The controls (e.g. for rotating objects) are neither intuitive nor can be looked up in the menu. The characters use a very annoying imaginary language that is subtitled. These issues did not allow me to play the game for more than a few minutes.\nThe only positive point about the game from my point of view is that it was part of a humble bundle. I bought it because of other games, so fortunately I did not spend money on this game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Devren', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 883, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-01-09', u'text': u"I'm really not impressed with this game.\nI love tycoon games and simulators, but this game just left me wanting.\nSorry no love for this game!\nBYE BYE, Don't Buy!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'ag.news.spec', u'text': u'Really enjoyable!', u'hours': 29.2, u'date': u'2017-03-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198105510856', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 86, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Madiv', u'text': u'I am totally blown away by how "simple" this game is,  yet so much fun in it\'s simplicity, crazy spin on match three concept.\nIt\'s easy yet dificult at the same time, 10/10 would recommend.', u'hours': 35.5, u'date': u'2017-03-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198083756555', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 98, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'robsonclark001', u'text': u'First found this game downloading demos on Xbox arcade, fantasy puzzle game, ok. Never played the Might and Magic games.\nAfter playing the demo I was blown away how perfectly the rpg/strategy/and puzzel aspects combined. When the demo asked me to "press X to buy" first time ever I actually did!\nFun and fresh following all the main characters each doing their small story arcs trying to get back together with their own trials to face, and own little armies to build up to duke it out in puzzle combat!\nEven has a solid multiplayer, to play against friends with.\nGive this game a try if you like puzzles and/or Fantasy!', u'hours': 11.6, u'date': u'2017-03-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198037891977', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 290, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'All-Beef Footlong', u'hours': 6.3, u'products': 609, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2015-01-05', u'text': u'7/10\nI am in shock with the borderline \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 acting how enjoyable the charactors are,  The game, FUN, I started playing it to earn a few more acheivement and try it out and turned out really enjoying the gameplay and upgrading ships.  for a short game, it has a good amount of replayability.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'jonibakwood', u'text': u'this is a better game then what they say like the movie iron sky this game is about stoping a nazi invasion from the moon in the not to far future.. tons of action multi crafts avalable upgradable to hours of space fighting fun!!!!1 do you have what it takes to stop the nazi ivasion force?', u'hours': 15.0, u'date': u'2015-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198109251611', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 114, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'santa', u'text': u'Great Game-\nto uninstall.', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2014-12-31', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 107, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'amlore', u'hours': 1.6, u'products': 33, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'text': u"I should have listened to everyone warning about constant game crashes. It's true... How am I supposed to invest 30 or so hours into a game that I'm having to frequently restart? Very sad.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'pascal', u'text': u'Great game (beside the clock puzzles)!\nMuch better than XIII (which I liked).\nNo crashes or freezing at all (I do not use cloud saves). Guess there were some framerate drops (my computer is that good anyway), but that did not bother me.', u'hours': 47.2, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197992150094', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 654, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'DreamIndustry', u'text': u"Literally runs like complete trash. Sad as \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 excuse for a pc port. Don't buy this please", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 109, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'SHADOWTHEHEDGEHOGXX', u'text': u'Utterly broken', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198102209612', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 31, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Neil', u'text': u'Probably the least fun game I have ever played', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198365392441', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 3, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Alex', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 9, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'text': u'Graphis are kind of bad but game overall is fun to play and mess around with your friends if you want a good laugh', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'WreckWren', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 457, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-03-28', u'text': u"For $0.99 it's hard to find flaws.\nTurn up the volume and fall into it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'infDOG', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 35, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-03-28', u'text': u'For a dollar this game is awesome, very similar to pac man, but in first person and wayyy harder. Would definitely recomend checking out if you have some spare change in your account. + The music is pretty sick', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'BubbinsMcGee', u'text': u'Okey-Dokey.', u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2016-03-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198111356455', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 87, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Yakumo Fujii', u'hours': 116.7, u'products': 333, u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2015-03-17', u'text': u'This was one of my first Kickstarter backed projects. I was extremely interested in the infinite world mechanics of the game and how they would relate to the old style RPG/dungeon crawler games that I played as a kid franchise games like Dungeon Master, Might and Magic, & Dragon Warrior. I have to say I am very pleased with how the game is turning out even in its Beta stage. That being said it is still a work in progress with some minor glitches here and there but the developer stays on top of these issues and fixes them quickly.  The replay value of this game is infinite just like the world it is in every time I make a new character I choose to be cast to a random place in the world and every time I get a unique environment & experience.  This is also a great game for those of you who like to read about the lore of the world with many great books you find while you adventure. This game will also appease those of you who like to loot horde and organize your inventory since there is a plethora of armor, weapons, ingredients, potions, & many other miscellaneous items.  This was made even better with the recent introduction of the infinite bank space to store all the loot you find.  I do have to note that this game can be extremely hard and unforgiving at times so the save function will be your friend since you will die many times.  I would highly recommend getting this game if you enjoy those old style RPG dungeon crawlers games from the 80\u2019s/90\u2019s.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Stefacle', u'hours': 888.7, u'products': 92, u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2015-03-17', u'text': u"This game just ticks so many boxes on my list of stuff I would like to see in an old-school rogue-lite RPG that it is borderline ridiculous!\n- Old-school hex-grid turn-based movement and combat is just the way I like it.\n- The game is huge (well, actually it's infinite, but I'm not gonna explain that here), and all about exploration. Pick a direction and run, you can run forever, just dodging the occasionally tree or rock, trust me, there are no borders or invisible walls in this world!\n- You can play a game of dice or get drunk in the local tavern, but trust me, save first, specially if you play Permadeath! (I once got drunk and woke up at the bottom of that huge sea in the center of the map, and drowned before I could reach land, hehe)\n- Personal banks just got added to the game, so you can now store your stuff!\nAnd having said that the game is not even done yet, it is still in Beta/Early access, and there is so much more to come:\n- New mysterious magic system in the makings, and judging by the info we have so far it should be awesome\n- Fighter, mages and thieves guild quests are coming, and they should be much more challenging than the standard quests currently in the game\n- Much more including boss fights etc.\nIf you are an old-school RPG gamer like me and loves exploring and dungeon crawling, this game is for you!", u'early_access': True, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'AJ, Lord of Chaos', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 683, u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-03-08', u'text': u"-It's not yet there-\nEarly access means: you should be willing to play the game in its current state. You probably won't.\nThere's not much here really. I obviously misread the reviews because the online features are not there as of now.\nIn the sum it's a playable ALPHA like a proof of concept or something.\nAt the moment there is the exploration of dungeons, restocking in the city and repeat.\nGameplay is or will be a mix from Might and Magic turn-based RPGs like MM3 and Daggerfall (The Elder Scrolls 2)\nAll weapon or character portraits look awful even compared to those old games like they were made in MS paint. I hope those are placeholders. Loading screens are decently pretty (and loading takes long like the latest Might & Magic).\nThis might one day evolve into a (good) game but that's still far on the horizon.\nI will update this review in about a year or so.\nAs of now you should only buy if you want to support the devs, there's not much plying the game.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Baphomet', u'hours': 7.6, u'products': 452, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-01-27', u'text': u'Costume Quest 2 places you back in the role of Reynold and Wren in a quest to alter the course of time and unravel the damage done by an evil dentist bent on keeping Halloween candy away from children. There\u2019s definitely more to be said about this game compared to the first, which felt more like a generic RPG with occasional witty humor thrown in.\nThe combat system has been almost completely revamped and feels much more interactive with timings for critical hits, secondary attacks, blocks, and counter-attacks. Replacing battle stamps are special cards, each with their own unique effect, that have a cooldown after use (to encourage swapping cards out no doubt). The costume roulette wheel is back and some costumes also have secondary \u2018exploration\u2019 abilities for getting through certain puzzles or shortcuts.\nHaving a more cohesive storyline really helped CQ2 appeal to me much more than its prequel and I felt like the comedic relief wasn\u2019t as forced as before either. Little gags like the useless candy corn costume and items or attacks that sound like traditional RPG fare with a silly twist were a nice touch too. The game itself still takes about the same amount of time a CQ1 (around 7 hours for me) so, depending on your preference, you may want to grab it on sale.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Coalpa', u'hours': 19.9, u'products': 98, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-01-17', u'text': u"Simple game and very nice for casual players like myself. Both this game and the first were good in my opinion, but I would recomend the first more than the second. Standard RPG style and I'm not sure why people are complaining about the graphics and small quirks, at least they fixed the bug where you couldn't clip through your team mates and get stuck at the end of the game. I only found one bug in the game and overall I would say that's pretty good. Takes about 5 hours to complete and 7 to get all the little hidden secrets. Add an extra 10 min to get some achievements and you're golden. 9/10, perfect for your run of the mill casual.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'The Horror Network', u'hours': 8.6, u'products': 2554, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-01-12', u'text': u"Where do I even begin? The Costume Quest games are unique little adventure titles that are sprinkled with RPG elements. Both games center around Halloween and, of course, the act of Trick-or-Treating. Costume Quest 2 picks up where its predecessor left off in terms of story, and it expands on all of the elements that players will be familiar with from the first game.\nWithout spoiling the main plot, I can say that you will take on the role of the brother/sister duo, Reynold and Wren. You will be tasked with regaining a talisman in order to save the world from a most disturbing fate of a candy-less future. Throughout the course of the game, you will have a few friends to accompany you on your journey; effectively turning your party from a duo to a trio. Having three party members comes in extremely handy across the numerous main and side quests that you will encounter. From knocking on doors to Trick-or-Treat and possibly running into enemies, to free roaming enemies, to helping find lost Hide n' Seek kids, the quests are enjoyably easy.\nEach character is able to equip the various costumes that you will unlock whilst playing the game; from a wizard to a pharaoh, a clown and a werewolf, and many more. Each costume comes with its own unique attack, special ability, strength and weakness; all of which makes it essential that the player equips their party with the appropriate costume from area to area. You will earn experience points and candy (which is used as currency) after each battle. Candy can be spent on purchasing costume upgrades and special cards, which brings me to my next point.\nThe cards in this game act as battle stamps did in the original Costume Quest. If you never played that game, it's simply an extra element that introduces more factors into combat. Where one card can revive a player at 50% health, another card can cause a character to attack twice per turn. There are 45 in total, and you can equip 3 at a time; using them can often move a seemingly hopeless battle into your favor. There are some massively overpowered cards, such as one that will kill all minions, which cause the game to become rather easy at a certain point. However, the cards also have cool downs that expire after a set number of battles.\nThe soundtrack to this game is fantastic, and given that you rarely go back to previous areas the tunes just do not get old. The game mechanics are also extremely smooth, and the game itself runs at a stable 60 frames with no hitches. The graphics themselves are cute, fun and simple, and it's always exciting to see what your costume will look like in battle once you've unlocked a new one or have spent your candy on an upgrade for it.\nCostume Quest 2 is an outstanding follow up to its debut title, in every way imaginable. Double Fine even put a few new elements into the combat system to give it a slightly fresher feel. The story is satisfying from start to finish, and it definitely doesn't let down its audience at the end. I highly recommend this game to fans of the original Costume Quest, or for anyone who is looking for a fresh, fun little adventure game that will last around 8-9 hours. Although I do suggest if you have not played Costume Quest 1, you pick that game up first so that you have more of an understanding of the story.\nThe Horror Network\n|\nClick for Gore", u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'richardhasst', u'text': u'Am of tricks by Polen, not good enough gaem.', u'hours': 21.3, u'date': u'2017-10-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198387808003', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 15, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'An average person', u'text': u'10/10 perfect game because I get to play as Polandball with a space ship.', u'hours': 4.4, u'date': u'2017-10-11', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 44, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'PiotrasSNK', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 823, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-09-27', u'text': u'The best indie game which is including Countryballs. Easy to play but hard to mastered.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Iamhalloeen', u'text': u"It's okay and relaxing", u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198151977644', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 130, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'GhostKripp', u'text': u'cool i guess', u'hours': 182.9, u'date': u'2017-11-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198077754024', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 57, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'ksmozanek', u'text': u'Update and make it bigger.', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-11-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198167788202', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 29, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'\u266a MZ^ \u266a', u'text': u'Designed for mobile play but works good here too, graphics are good, control is a bit \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665. The price is too much for this game. I wont recommend due to price mainly. 5/10', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-12-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198111092895', u'product_id': u'518120', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 27, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'[S] \u2b50Metalmancer\u2b50 ~Interface~', u'text': u"The \u201cThe World Is Grim Enough Let's Just All Get Along\u201d Award\nGames delight and entertain us, giving us much needed breaks from the sorrows and low points of our lives\u2026 and let\u2019s be honest, for a lot of people it\u2019s been a rough 2017. That is why the SASC has chosen to celebrate a game that doesn\u2019t involve combat or conflict.\nYour nomination:\nChimpact 1 - Chuck's Adventure", u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'518120', u'page_order': 4, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 44, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'melonbeton', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 2073, u'product_id': u'518120', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-18', u'text': u'Mobile game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'tankass1324', u'hours': 33.5, u'products': 861, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u'I have to say that this is one of my favorite games. Period. It perfectly shows how well a licensed character can be creative, fun and profitable if given the proper time and investment. I encourage anyone that is a Batman fan or action/narritive fan to try this out if you havent already.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Homer [AJSA]', u'text': u'Classic Batman game...wish the newer ones were this good!', u'hours': 5.6, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198094223336', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 98, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'xiro298', u'hours': 8.5, u'products': 624, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u'The combat is really fun and the exploration is killer.  You can feel the love poured into this game with all the Batman minutia that litters the asylum.  If you want to feel like Batman, this is the game to play.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Magzywagzy', u'text': u"this game crashed upon first lanch, second try i got to get through the tutorial before it crashed, third and fourth try crashed upon launch\nthis isn't freeware, this is shovelware", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-03-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198147405683', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 51, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'RamboCreativity', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 19, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-02-25', u'text': u'Still the greatest free to play fighter of the decade.\nSure it may be buggy and need\'s alot of work\nBut I have not seen a greater fighting game with\nsuch costumization as this.\nAnd I still play it to this day...\nI just get tired of Constantly disconnectinging ever few hours or the game telling me I\'m hacking\nand then closing.\nNow this review may sound cheesy because I\'m supporting the game,\nI really love fighting games but this game- it suffers and badly.\nMost will tell you it\'s pay to win but it\'s not the case although it may sound true\nThe only thing that makes it pay to win is the huge gap between Currency Scrolls and Carat scrolls\nSince some of the paid for scrolls will obviously be better then the ones you can get for ingame currency.\nMy point is the game still has a few kicking legs to stand on before it drops dead\nbut although the community says those legs snapped when the company switched from OGP..\nThe game has plenty of\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665content the problem is it is itching for a proper bugfix.\nAh the glory days when this game was still on OGP\nBut please I\'m being sincere when I say "NIMONIX" please fix your game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'xxChaosInfinityxx', u'text': u"this game is complete trash, and when i say that I will also note that i wasn't even able to get into the game. constant crashes. Not worth the time to download.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-02-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198043446359', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 29, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'miezkatz', u'hours': 4.0, u'products': 209, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-09-26', u'text': u"Based on the optical illusions of M. C. Escher, with surreal imagery in the style of Dal\xed and Magritte, Back to Bed delivers a short and crisp puzzle experience. The central point of guiding a sleepwalker to his bed is accompanied by an oneiric atmosphere constructed by graphics borrowed from the aforementioned artists, fitting ambient music and a slightly nonsensical narrator.\nThe concept is simple with basic mechanics implemented in small levels. For this reason, the puzzles themselves are rather easy. However, some levels require the player to recognise and overcome certain optical illusions, giving the game its unique characteristic. Another key gameplay aspect is timing. Since the tools given in a level are limited, reusing them multiple times with the sleepwalker Bob already on his way requires swiftness and knowledge of the level.\nGraphics and atmosphere are straightforward surreal. The music and ambient noise contribute to this unreal feeling and the narrator tops it all off. Most notably, he sounds like a native Dane speaking English and therefore, through the unmistakable, funny accent, naturally fits perfectly.\nBack to Bed is a small gem of a game. It's weird and funny and the puzzles are solid, although perhaps too light.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Snixy', u'hours': 3.9, u'products': 179, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-09-26', u'text': u'nice', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'|GOL3M|', u'text': u'Poor puzzle design', u'hours': 3.4, u'date': u'2017-09-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198271211340', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 5, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 77, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'SHOOTY SHOOTY', u'text': u'noice', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-12-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198358798664', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 19, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'CoCo', u'text': u"it's alright", u'hours': 296.4, u'date': u'2017-12-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 296, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'HeroBrian07', u'text': u'Pretty Good But.......You Need To Make It Easyier And Make It Have 0 Glitches', u'hours': 7.1, u'date': u'2017-12-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 8, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'bigkilla2012', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 287, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2013-12-31', u'text': u'DO NOT BUY! this game was so horrible! i thought it was going to be fast paced rpg slasher. but instead i get a game that i  could hardly stand to play 15 min of... the controls are horrible. gfx horrible. story horrible.. everything about this game is bad. since i have been playing pc games since dos games i know my games.. and this one is bad... i wish i could give it away and get it out of my library.. id pay to give it away...', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Dread Raider', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 233, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2013-12-30', u'text': u'Classic', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Hoax', u'text': u'This is a very mediocre squad based RTS. The humor and camp factors are dialed to 11 and unless that works for you prepare to get really annoyed really fast. Gameplay it does have some things going for it with various units being so different because super heroes but overall nothing they do is really very immpressive or cool and the game just trods along telling you an incredibly generic and stupid comic story.', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2013-12-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197993790285', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 198, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Nerney9', u'text': u"Early Access Review, 4/28/15\nBot Colony is a quirky game with promise, just too ambitious for a first attempt at a full game.   The game centers around voice/text commands to your robot 'minions' to indirectly solve puzzles, using specially designed software to understand and respond to what you say.   It's definitely a fun reminder of the classic text-command adventure games where half the amusement was trying out words to see what works (flashback to fond childhood memories of typing in 'pick nose' to either gain a lockpicking level or instantly die from spearing your brain). With Bot Colony, you can skip the keyboard and speak directly to the robots to make things happen!\nThe voice command system is a neat idea, and  I would have loved to see it fleshed out into a fully finished game.  Unfortunately, in this early build there are still issues with a rather laggy interface and a few bugs cropping up here and there, all of which greatly slow down gameplay. Ideally these issues would have been fixed down the line to smooth out the experience, but it looks like development on the game is pretty much ending due to budget issues.\nDespite the unresolved flaws in its 'Early Access' state, Bot Colony is still worthy of support for providing a unique experience, and one that could certainly help expand the gaming genre.  After toying around for a while, I can certainly see how in a few years, voice-commands might be a new standard for adventure games like this.  If you get a chance, try it out!", u'hours': 3.0, u'date': u'2015-04-28', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 8228, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Younha', u'hours': 6.9, u'products': 8440, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2015-04-20', u'text': u'Great Story and Graphics,Nice Gameplay.Keep it going.:D', u'early_access': True, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Neurosys420', u'hours': 2.6, u'products': 328, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2015-04-07', u'text': u'total crap', u'early_access': True, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Xander', u'hours': 27.3, u'products': 5, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-10-30', u'text': u"This is a pretty cool game to be honest. It's my cooldown game to speedrun when Super Mario World gets too frustrating and I never get tired of it. (More people need to speedrun it tbh, hint hint)", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Arachnosapien', u'hours': 2.7, u'products': 111, u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-05-20', u'text': u"If you want to enjoy some weirdness with a friend for like an hour (more if you keep dying like I do) pop in and give this a go! It's a pretty fun dynamic for the two.\nGrab it on sale tho", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Paladin Widdershins', u'text': u"This game was a great way to spend a night with my friend. It's a co op only game, so you will need a buddy. However your purchase gives you two copies of the game, which is fantastic. The boss fights were interesting and challenging. It was short, but a lot of fun, give it a try if it's on sale.\nSome people are complaining that it didn't run well on their computers, but me and my friend didn't have any trouble with that.", u'hours': 2.7, u'date': u'2016-05-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197994807476', u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 357, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Jacky Cola', u'text': u'DO NOt WANT', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-01-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 756, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Quinnshon', u'text': u'The game crashes everytime I create a wall...', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-03-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198035637908', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 248, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'General Wing', u'hours': 8.1, u'products': 263, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2014-12-29', u'text': u"On my previous review, i told You all that this game is really\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 I was wrong. Last week I completed it, and I have to say, it was really nice and different adventure!\nPros:\n+ Nice, realistic cut-scenes\n+ War with Nazis in space? Why not!\n+ Soundtrack\n+ Graphics aren't so bad\nCons:\n- Controls, really, it's hard but with a bit of training You can play!\n- It's short [4-6h]\n- Some Side-quests are more stupid than others...\nAll I can say about this game, it's nice, different, climatic, but some part of You'll have problems with  controls. For me, game is actually 8/10. It's also nice trophy for Achievement Hunters. Achivs. in this game are pretty easy, on my 1st playthrough I did 27/30 but you can do all 30 in 1 run!\nGood Luck and killing Nazis in space!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Azgorath', u'text': u'I was afraid to buy this game due to all the negative reviews I read regarding bugs and crashing etc etc but I decided to buy it on sale anyway and I was able to play it from beginning to end with cloud saving enabled and with no crashes whatsoever. The only problems I encountered were occasional framerate drops and occasional long loading and saving times which I found very minor.', u'hours': 19.9, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 74, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Lluminari', u'hours': 1.4, u'products': 122, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'text': u'I would say it\'s a "not purchase" from me.\nIt\'s broken and sure, there are a lot of ways to modify the problems, but you shouldn\'t have to.\nYou should install it and it should work. Period.\nWhy SquareEnix would allow such an awful port shows it\'s a money grabbing situation. There\'s not even a push to fix the problems from SE.\nThe minimum/recommended settings don\'t even matter with something so broken.\nI recommend to (gasp) either buy a console to play the game proper or keep waiting until somebody comes out with a definitive fix.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'SelGames', u'hours': 30.0, u'products': 18, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'text': u"The premise of this game is interesting and I love how you get to travel through time with Serah, Noel and Mog. As the sequel to the 13th main game of the Final Fantasy franchise, it's hard to continue a story which had a concrete ending. This game ultimately met its goal. The use of time travel and multi-world universe made it possible. I really enjoyed the plot and introduction to one of the coolest antagonists in the FF franchise: Caius. The only big problem with this game is the lagging. I understand there's a lot going on throughout the game, but the way Steam ran it, wasn't the best. Don't let that affect your opinion on FFXIII-2 because the story, battle system and characters are really well developed.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Good Guy Pickle', u'text': u'Such good game, many profitt', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198262126311', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 22, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'DukeTheDiggler', u'text': u'I WOULD RECOMMEND THIS GAME IT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUN TO PLAY YOU CAN ALSO PLAY SPLIT SCREEN SO 2 PEOPLE CAN PLAY AT THE SAME TIME', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198068171803', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 67, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'\u2605\u2588\u2580\u2588 \u2588\u2584\u2588 \u2580\u2588\u2580 \u2580\u2588\u2580 \u2580\u2584\u2580\u2605', u'text': u"This will give you one of the most fun times you'll ever have with your friends, but it really is just a one-time game.\nI wouldn't say it's worth it since it's $5 and really doesn't entail any gameplay beyond two hours, but if you think about it, you would spend $20 for movie tickets and probably have more fun playing this $5 game for 20 minutes with your friends.\nMain criticism: This game leaves in game-breaking glitches, as the game is supposed to be buggy and derpy. Some games leave in game-breaking glitches because it makes the game funnier, but this game does that out of pure laziness and does not execute, so the game-breaking glitches kinda ruin the experience. 50% of the games you play will involve someone to not be able to see their surroundings, or have different events happen on different people's screens.", u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 5, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 20, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Octopusprime', u'text': u'Best dollar i ever spent, great fun and very addicting.', u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2016-03-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 36, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'transient', u'hours': 1.4, u'products': 971, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-03-25', u'text': u"Very cool! Definitely the best Pacman FPS i've played :P\nSuggestions though, OPTION TO TURN OFF THE SLO-MO as it stands very distracting.\nWhen i'm holding Shift my character should run. It seems now to toggle off randomly and i'm constantly having to let it go and re-press it to run.\nOtherwise quite fun and frantic! Nice work!\nUpdate:\nThe electricfied walls :( Please, make the character have to actually touch the wall not just be slightly near it. The instakills when close to completion of the level when you happen to just randomly get a bit close to an outer wall are a big buzzkill.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Gunner', u'text': u'Fun!', u'hours': 2.8, u'date': u'2016-03-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 301, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Aleopheus', u'text': u"Currently the game is still in a BETA state. Some people would say ALPHA, but I don't care about this.\nI backed this game very early on Kickstarter. I liked the idea of an infinite world and the possibility to experience your own adventures. I started playing without the permadeath option, but turned this option on, once I understood how the game worked.\nWhy permadeath as an option, many people ask. Because a few people don't like permadeath, and for those this option was made. There are some features in the game even some upcoming features were it is essential to have this feature turned on.\nI like the game for the little things, the details, like the minigame to disarm physical / mechanical traps. The goblin dice game in the taverns, the statues in the dungeons ... nah I don't you that, you have to find that out for yourself.\nThe game is fantastic, but it will be even better, once you joined the great community behind it and met the awesome people who made this game possible. The story behind the game, the work, life, heart, sweat and effort put into this piece.\nThe lore (books) in this game and the music and sound effects are just amazing.\nYou will have banks in the next update, to store lorebooks, ingredients to craft potions, spells and enhace weapons.", u'hours': 419.7, u'date': u'2015-01-18', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197960546255', u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 580, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'nekobun', u'hours': 11.8, u'products': 1826, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-01-08', u'text': u"Costume Quest 2 takes its predecessor and blows everything up by several orders of magnitude. More costumes, more characters, more and bigger areas, and new abilities make the second Costume Quest huge, but not -too- huge.\nWren and Reynold return, but both their friends from the original Costume Quest are... otherwise occupied shortly after the start of the game. For some reason, the monsters from the first game return to wreak havoc, and it's up to the twins to find help from whomever they can to fix what's gone wrong. Time travel plays a large part in Costume Quest 2, as Reynold & Wren jump from period to period of their little town's history (and future), encountering new friends in each period that fill a rotating third party slot.\nA few of the original game's costumes return, but only as a reward if you've finished the first Costume Quest (which, by the way, you should). Most everything you can wear this time around is new, save for the previously unusable Candy Corn. Yes, you can be Candy Corn. Yes, it's basically hard mode if you do so, as you're not going to get much more than life advice and inspiration from whomever wears it.\nAs mentioned before, the regions in Costume Quest 2 feel a bit more expansive than those in the first game, and are often sectioned off by ability or interaction sequence requirements. This occasionally leads to feeling a bit lost or concerns you may have missed something, but it's rare that you can't backtrack to pick up something you passed up earlier. In fact, there are several things in each time period that require traveling back to them toward the game's end to retrieve with new costume abilities you've retrieved.\nDespite the increased cast size, the story in Costume Quest 2 is just as well told as that of its predecessor, if not more so. The stakes feel adequately raised along with the game's other improvements without feeling like a ridiculous leap, and nothing is left dangling once all is said and done. The combat has been streamlined even further, with a few new features added for variety, and the stamps from last time have been replaced by a more useful and inviting collectable card system for buffs.\nBasically, it's Costume Quest 2, but better. Which is a good thing. Get this. Play this. Candy Corn for lyfe.\nGranted, they also referenced Blazing Saddles at one point, which may have introduced some bias on my part:", u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'DiabolicalDude', u'text': u"Eh\nCostume Quest 2 is the sequel to costume quest and it is pretty apparent as the game is pretty much a reskin of the first game with some gameplay changes\nStory\nThe game continues off of the DLC (I think) of the previous game where you have to go and free the future from an oppressive dentist while going through the past. It's a bit weird (But then again, so was the story of the first game). However, I think the first game had more charm. It was about halloween and monsters rather than time traveling dentist dystopias. Not bad but not really good either\nGameplay\nIt's been gutted and changed. You still only have one basic attack and one special attack. However, now it involves timing and your damage depends on how close you hit it to the indicator. You can also block and counter although they have their own disadvantages. The one thing that I really didn't like is that the status cards are no longer applied to characters. Instead, you have to play them in game (which wastes a turn). This turns down the amount of customization each characters has (which is already pretty low) and I wish they really didn't change it.\nGraphics/Performance\nThe game ran at a smooth 60 with a 4790K, GTX 970, and 16GB of ram. It looks much better than the previous game (Especially the water reflections). When you zoom into a character, it looks a bit.. cartoony but that's just the play style.\nFinal thoughts.\nOverall, it's basically part 2 of a game with a different combat engine. It wasn't bad but there is just so much freaking combat and it gets old really fast. I was just rushing through to finish it and didn't want to do the side quests like the first game. Play it if you really want to", u'hours': 6.4, u'date': u'2016-01-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198108183039', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 393, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'KirbyFanful12', u'text': u'best game', u'hours': 31.0, u'date': u'2015-12-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198133196668', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 8, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Toastender', u'hours': 2.0, u'products': 738, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-09-27', u'text': u'For decades people have asked: "Can Polan into space?"\nThe answer is... probably yes, but I can\'t be bothered to play long enough, as the game barely has any depth and would be fun on mobile I guess...', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang', u'text': u'So this is my 3rd time purchasing and completing this game, once on ps3, once on ps4 and now on the allmighty PC edition and I can definatly confirm this is the best edition.\nThe story is great and I already talked about it a touch but, it is great pulled me in once again getting real emotions and attachments to each character. The heists give it a fresh feel with them being a new edition to the GTA franchise and make it feel like you are really one of the characters by letting you choose which way you want to carry out a heist or a robbary or an asssanination. The missions are linear, Franklin doing more "gangster" missions with Michael doing "upper-class" missions such as yoga and Trevor doing, well, hilarious and explosive missions. The three characters each have their own personality and emotions. Franklin being very 3-bit, Michael being relaxed and upper-class and Trevor being a mainiac.\n.So this is my 3rd time purchasing and completing this game, once on ps3, once on ps4 and now on the allmighty PC edition and I can definatly confirm this is the best edition.\nThe story is great and I already talked about it a touch but, it is great pulled me in once again getting real emotions and attachments to each character. The heists give it a fresh feel with them being a new edition to the GTA franchise and make it feel like you are really one of the characters by letting you choose which way you want to carry out a heist or a robbary or an asssanination. The missions are linear, Franklin doing more "gangster" missions with Michael doing "upper-class" missions such as yoga and Trevor doing, well, hilarious and explosive missions. The three characters each have their own personality and emotions. Franklin being very 3-bit, Michael being relaxed and upper-class and Trevor being a mainiac.\n.So this is my 3rd time purchasing and completing this game, once on ps3, once on ps4 and now on the allmighty PC edition and I can definatly confirm this is the best edition.\nThe story is great and I already talked about it a touch but, it is great pulled me in once again getting real emotions and attachments to each character. The heists give it a fresh feel with them being a new edition to the GTA franchise and make it feel like you are really one of the characters by letting you choose which way you want to carry out a heist or a robbary or an asssanination. The missions are linear, Franklin doing more "gangster" missions with Michael doing "upper-class" missions such as yoga and Trevor doing, well, hilarious and explosive missions. The three characters each have their own personality and emotions. Franklin being very 3-bit, Michael being relaxed and upper-class and Trevor being a mainiac.\n.So this is my 3rd time purchasing and completing this game, once on ps3, once on ps4 and now on the allmighty PC edition and I can definatly confirm this is the best edition.\nThe story is great and I already talked about it a touch but, it is great pulled me in once again getting real emotions and attachments to each character. The heists give it a fresh feel with them being a new edition to the GTA franchise and make it feel like you are really one of the characters by letting you choose which way you want to carry out a heist or a robbary or an asssanination. The missions are linear, Franklin doing more "gangster" missions with Michael doing "upper-class" missions such as yoga and Trevor doing, well, hilarious and explosive missions. The three characters each have their own personality and emotions. Franklin being very 3-bit, Michael being relaxed and upper-class and Trevor being a mainiac.\n.So this is my 3rd time purchasing and completing this game, once on ps3, once on ps4 and now on the allmighty PC edition and I can definatly confirm this is the best edition.\nThe story is great and I already talked about it a touch but, it is great pulled me in once again getting real emotions and attachments to each character. The heists give it a fresh feel with them being a new edition to the GTA franchise and make it feel like you are really one of the characters by letting you choose which way you want to carry out a heist or a robbary or an asssanination. The missions are linear, Franklin doing more "gangster" missions with Michael doing "upper-class" missions such as yoga and Trevor doing, well, hilarious and explosive missions. The three characters each have their own personality and emotions. Franklin being very 3-bit, Michael being relaxed and upper-class and Trevor being a mainiac.\n.So this is my 3rd time purchasing and completing this game, once on ps3, once on ps4 and now on the allmighty PC edition and I can definatly confirm this is the best edition.\nThe story is great and I already talked about it a touch but, it is great pulled me in once again getting real emotions and attachments to each character. The heists give it a fresh feel with them being a new edition to the GTA franchise and make it feel like you are really one of the characters by letting you choose which way you want to carry out a heist or a robbary or an asssanination. The missions are linear, Franklin doing more "gangster" missions with Michael doing "upper-class" missions such as yoga and Trevor doing, well, hilarious and explosive missions. The three characters each have their own personality and emotions. Franklin being very 3-bit, Michael being relaxed and upper-class and Trevor being a mainiac.\n.', u'hours': 5.8, u'date': u'2017-09-14', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 69, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'ShackmanG', u'text': u'I felt alright after buying this game knowing that I invested in Eastern Poland.', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-09-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197995974962', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 292, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Mustache Squirrel', u'text': u'I like gAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME', u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2017-10-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198128284356', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 21, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'polika', u'text': u"Brilliant but complex sequel(?) to Star Traders RPG.\nLoved that game, love this one. New players may find it hard to get into at first but it's so rewarding for me. Many people seem to agree.\nBig appreciation for the work of the Trese Brothers. I'm happy with the price I've paid for this game as it is - playable and fun. So knowing as I do that they are highly likely to work practically tirelessly on this project until it is perfect, *and then still for years after that*, adding new content weekly for free (as well as the odd paid add-on so that they can fund their project and I hope, buy themselves a beer)... buying this game was a no-brainer for me and I continue to think so long after purchase.", u'hours': 111.8, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198368762012', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 3, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Strategos', u'text': u"Star Traders Frontier feels a bit like Sid Meier\u2019s Pirates\u2019 big brother, or maybe it is related to Mount and Blade? It has the same free roaming as a lone captain and doing pretty much anything you want, except its bigger, more complex and interesting, but also a whole lot harder, confusing and more often than not plain old frustrating in the way it likes to randomly pit you against impossible odds without even the option to reload your game.\nDon\u2019t get me wrong: there is a vast, interesting and complex game in there, I know it. But it is currently hidden behind layers after layers of obtuse mechanics, tentacular interface screens, frustrating minigames and loads of ways of forcing you to restart your game from scratch because you took one bad decision at the end of a 4 hours session, or, even worse, because the RNG decided that yep, that\u2019s it, your time is up. So I cannot in good conscience give Star Traders: Frontiers a positive rating right now.\nThat was the short version. Below are two long lists of pros and cons if you want more details.\n- The UI is a mess. Big useless icons everywhere, menus inside menus inside menus making the simplest of actions take way too many clicks, several buttons on a single screen leading to the same thing, and extremely unintuitive screens that really don\u2019t help you understand what you are looking at.\n- The learning curve is a cliff. Not only is there no tutorial worth mentioning, the tooltips tend to be unexplanatory fluff or just plain not here. So you are left to learn the ropes by trial and error. In a game where ironman is the default and only mode, meaning every \u201cbig\u201d mistake you make while learning to play will send you straight back to the title screen or leave you stranded in space.\n- Not helping the previous issue, the game starts punishingly hard, and extremely unfair at times, but gets easier and easier as you level up and get better crew and equipment. I know it's a rogue-like, but still, a smoother, handheld start would be welcome.\n- Difficulty levels don\u2019t matter nearly as much as they could and probably should. Thanks to the game, er, encouraging me to restart multiple times, I had the opportunity to try 4 out of the 7 difficulty levels. And I really didn\u2019t find much of a difference. You\u2019ll get more XP and take less damage in one, your officers will be able to permanently die in another, sure, but at the end of the day, those are details compared to the game-shattering, half-random circumstances that will lead you to a restart. And yes, ironman is always on, even at the lowest difficulties.\n- Some of the minigames manage to be both uninvolving and extremely frustrating. I\u2019m of course talking about the card minigames. It basically goes like this: \u201cHere are 5 cards. One of them is mandatory to advance your (timed!) mission, 2 of them will hurt you badly, and the last 2 will give you a small inconsequential bonus to whatever. Now click on that button and I\u2019ll chose one randomly for you. Too bad ! You lost ! And time is ticking ! Want to try again ?\u201d So, yeah, almost pure luck (some crew skills let you remove a card before the draw, but since you can only use them once per draw, they only mean you now have 1 out of 4 chances to win instead of 1 out of 5). Even worse, that same minigame is recycled everywhere, from orbit patrol to land exploration to spying to finding a black market, here are 5 cards! Click the button \u2018til blind luck allows you to resume playing or you run out of time/ressources/patience!\n- Hand to hand fighting and space battles are the two other, more fun and involving, minigames. But fighting, and especially fighting in space, against any enemy, will cost you tons of money, lose you characters you\u2019ve been levelling up for hours, and possibly force you to restart the whole game from scratch, all for meager potential rewards. Even when you win a space engagement, the rewards quite often don\u2019t even begin to cover the costs of the repairs or the value of the well-trained crew members you\u2019ve lost. There are health (well, hull) bars in those fights, but since every single enemy shot can kill a crew member (player character included) or damage a vital and costly ship module, they are pretty useless. I won\u2019t pretend there is no strategy involved in those fights. What I will say however is that said strategies can and eventually will be rendered completely moot by a random lucky hit. And the consequences of space battles, win or lose, are so terrible and random that you\u2019ll spend most of the early game actively running away from one of the funniest part of the game because you simply do not have the money reserves to even afford a victory.\n- You are on a timer. Always. You know what I loved about Mount and Blades ? The feeling of freedom. Of being able to go wherever I wanted and do whatever I wanted. And Star Traders really felt that way, at first. Until I realized I would always be on the aforementioned timer. There is a global timer you see, that makes the game harder and harder with time, so you need to constantly improve in an efficient fashion in order to stay competitive. There is also a time limit on every single quest in the game. In fact, said time limits starts ticking when the quest is\nto you, not when you\nit. So if you get offered a quest you feel your ship or crew won\u2019t be able to accomplish (for example,\nin the first three years of the game), you can\u2019t postpone it until you are ready : either you accept it right now and wreck your game, or you let it go. And while that\u2019s annoying but acceptable for the randomly generated quests, the same system is also applied to story, pre-written quests, that will only ever show up once in your entire playthrough and, in some case, are automatically \u201coffered\u201d to you (looking at you, Arbitrator/Faen Family questlines), meaning the timer starts without you even asking for it. So either you take up that quest the game thrust on you too soon and you deem impossible in the faint hope of winning it and seeing the rest of the story at the risk of having to restart your whole game if you lose, or you let it go, never to see it again.\n- The game universe, the background, the writing are top notch. The setting is both believable and rather original, and the story quests are involving and integrate seamlessly in the procedurally generated world. Which kind of make the previous point feel even worse, but still.\n- In the same way, the mechanics underlying the game are complex and involving. There are dozens of skills, traits and attributes, there is crew morale, there is diplomacy, relationship building, ship upgrading, dynamic interplanetary trading and economics\u2026 Behind the clutter of the UI and the frustratingly brutal randomness, there is an extremely detailed, working simulation.\n- I played Templar Battleforce, from the same creators, and I loved every minute of it. It could be hard depending on the chosen difficulty, but never felt unfair, frustrating or random : when you lost, it wasn\u2019t for lack of luck, but due to some clear mistakes on your part, and you could always retry your mission. It was complex, but well explained and relatively navigable in its interface. It timed you, but ignoring said timers to play at your own pace only prevented you from acquiring bonuses, it never prevented you from playing or seeing content. So, while these two games are definitely not the same genre, I know the Trese Brothers can produce games that are right down my alley, and I will follow Star Traders in the hope it eventually gets there too.", u'hours': 16.8, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198062979985', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 140, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'heivanuif', u'text': u'Yet another winner from the trese bros', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198036648136', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 576, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Clees', u'hours': 7.2, u'products': 145, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u"Battle Chef Brigade is a hectic combination of match 3 games, platforming, and Monster Hunter tied up together with a quirky plot and fun characters. The gist of the main part of the game is: you're given an enemy you must use or suffer a large penalty, you go out and hunt monsters in an action platformer, collect their parts to use as ingredients, and then cook the ingredients too perfection using a surprisingly in depth match 3 game in order to present them to up to 3 judges, each having their own preferences.\nThe action platforming part of the game is rough around the edges. The combat felt fairly unsatisfying, as monsters didn't have any sort of tell as to when they attacked, leaving the game to be all about timing when fighting a large monster such as a Hydra or a Dragon.\nThe cooking part, however, is very fun. While it starts off slow, it quickly becomes pretty hectic as you have to manage multiple ingredients together, while being pressured with a time limit that goes by faster than you'd think. This is accompanied by small taunts between you and your competitor which give the game a lot of flavor. The game also managed to stay fresh by constantly adding new items to the shop that can give bonuses depending on certain conditions being met. There's a vast amount of items you can use to change your loadout, making optimizing it very fun.\nThe game, however, seems to be fairly short, but this is mitigated by their daily cook-offs adding re-playability to the game. While playing on normal mode, I encountered a few difficulty spikes compared to the rest of the game, but never really felt frustrated, usually breezing through my opponents even when playing poorly.\nBattle Chef Brigade rewards experimentation, and presents a fairly open approach to the game. It's perfectly viable to exclusively cook with vegetables and never do any fighting. If you don't want to deal with some of the Match 3 mechanics, you can buy items to nullify them. It's very open in how you play the game.\nOverall though, $20 is definitely worth it for this title, and I'd recommend it if you find any interest in it. Don't expect a robust combat system, but puzzle game fans will love this.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Pineapple', u'text': u'This beautifully anime inspired masterpice is a delicious stew of generes and myriad mechanics that meld perfectly into a cohesive gaming experiance thats only failing is that its over before you want it to be, though the daily chalenges extend its flavor quite admireably.\nif you have a love for Iron Chef. if you have ever enjoyed the art of studio Ghibli. Battle Cef Brigade is a tasty treat of a game.', u'hours': 15.3, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197993489750', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 367, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'DoomEngine', u'text': u"Part visual novel, part RPG, part puzzle game, this endearing title is like playing a storybook. With charming art and voice acting, snappy gameplay and fast-paced puzzles, this game should appeal to a broad audience. I look forward to future updates and more content, such as new chefs and more recipes. Now if you'll excuse me, I think my baurun is burning...", u'hours': 11.5, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198018701250', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 68, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'PhantonGualterio', u'text': u"Chimpact 1 - Chuck's Adventure\nCool game in the style of Angry Birds, only the levels in this game are much longer. For a child this will be an ideal game, and an adult can kill time in it. The game is horrible simple, you just delay the monkey and it flies to the springboard and so every time, just a little bit different, you can collect diamonds in the process...", u'hours': 18.9, u'date': u'2017-11-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198167940370', u'product_id': u'518120', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 721, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'shoguN', u'text': u'top quality 10/10', u'hours': 8.6, u'date': u'2017-10-28', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'518120', u'page_order': 7, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 112, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Archer#97 l CSGO-CASE.COM', u'text': u'Nice game', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-09-26', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'518120', u'page_order': 8, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 312, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Contractor', u'text': u"This one stands out for me from the other (and equally epic!) SimBin series in that there is some great mods out for it.  So if you get bored with the oodles of tracks and cars (with the various offical add-ons) you can always load up the Corvete Meeting Mod in GTR 2 and drive your old school C4 Vette around!\nAlso, this title works with everythng! TrackIR? No problem!  Eyefinity? Easy! Steering wheels and HOTAS? Absolutely!  Stereo3d (S3D) with IZ3d, Tridef and AMD3D? All verified and awesome!\nHow about Simcraft professional racing Sims? Yes, motion and VR/HMD headtracking support?  All baked in.\nI've played this using all the tech stated and I can tell you that despite the latest eye-candy rich sims out there, I keep coming back to this one.  The hardware requirements are very low by todays standards and will run on almost anything.  It is nice though to crank everything on MAX with a decent modern GPU.  High fraps and it still looks very good IMHO.", u'hours': 2.3, u'date': u'2014-06-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197988332522', u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 718, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'ForesterDon', u'hours': 47.1, u'products': 82, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2014-05-07', u'text': u"One of the best racing games I've played.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'\u25e5DaBeastKing\u25e4', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 197, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2014-04-28', u'text': u'One of the better simulation racers out there.\nGTR has always been a favorite of mine. Unfortunately, you had to get a different .exe online if you buy it off Steam, and you have to mess with the game files to un-block Ferrari and Porsche cars. Steam won\'t even show you "playing" the game after opening it either.\nAlas, with community mods, this game STILL beats the ******* out of any other simulation out there!\n9/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Gorbash', u'text': u"If you haven't played it yet, you should.", u'hours': 92.4, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198040999377', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 118, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'captainknuckles', u'hours': 16.2, u'products': 136, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u"Simply amazing!\nBatman-fan or not, you will most definitely enjoy this gem. Despite being 7 years old, the graphics are still breathtaking. It is a game that awards you regardless of your play style. You want to rush through the story mode? The game won't make you suffer, and you won't miss any key elements. You want to focus more on leveling your gear and searching for collectibles? There you go, some amazing side-quests, extra storylines, and cool rewards for you.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Mjr Lee Rubbish', u'hours': 23.8, u'products': 385, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u"Arkham Asylam plus Arkham City is the ultimate games for feeling like your fighting as Batman. The controls are extremely smooth and reactive. You know how when something feels right, but its hard to explaing why? Thats what this game feels like! From taking on groups of inmates, to tervercing the terrian with the grapple gun and gliding. It just feels perfect. Sure their where alot of gamebreaking and preformance issues across the Batman Arkham series. However 95% of the issures have been patched out. I would also reccomend along with this, is Batman: The Telltale Series. Where instead of a brawler, its a simplified point and click. (if you hate PCA's you might like this, as it is not as a complacated mess as most of them are) but in that game it more focuses on Bruce Wane and has a better dective system.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'ScootHayabusa', u'text': u'Wondering how this game still crawls with all this boxing they doing to the players', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-02-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198082327632', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 24, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Cookie', u'hours': 1.4, u'products': 7, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-02-20', u'text': u'So cool i like the combos and stuff totally recomend', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'iLunarHawkzHD', u'text': u"I still play this game (been playing it for 5-6 years, when OGP owned the game), but I don't reccommend it to anyone.\n+Plenty of unique fighting styles and clothing. Fun to play at times. Fun to play with your friends in a private lobby.\n+Fun to play, hard to master.\n-Devs have not updated the game in ages. There are NUMBERS OF HACKERS and TRASH TALKERS that will want to make you quit. None of the GMs really care about their rules anymore.\n-Connection is P2P. If there's someone 1000+ miles away from you, you're going to get endless lag.\n-Elitists. If you're new, you get kicked by high levels.\nNot reccommended for people who don't like fighting games and don't have friends to play with.\n20/100", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-02-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 32, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'KyEz0aR', u'text': u'A nice puzzle game.\nIt is kinda short, I wish there were more worlds to escort Bob through.', u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2017-09-25', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 6, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 38, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Mursu', u'text': u"A really well done puzzle game that doesn't get boring neither in gameplay, art or sounds! Got this game for free and can say it is well wourth even paying a few bucks for! The mechanics of the gameplay itself are simple and doable with both keyboard and gamepad, tho gamepad as recommended in the game itself is better atleast imo.\nThere is anyhow this one issue in this game: you cannot adjust the volume of the game other than on or off. This disturbes me a little and makes me not want to play with the sounds on since they are so loud. Cannot do anything else with sounds on with the computer since the game will anyway overrun all the other sounds.\nOtherwise than this little problem the game is perfect! Highly recommended for some hours of fun!", u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-09-25', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 7, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 43, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Soldier004', u'text': u'+', u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2017-09-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198380817634', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 67, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'SmoggyPuma2806', u'text': u'Amazing!!', u'hours': 36.4, u'date': u'2017-12-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198353762250', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 2, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Doctor Delusional', u'text': u'Able to make my dreams come true with this program!', u'hours': 6.4, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'user_id': u'76561198107077624', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 13, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'monkeyglenn', u'hours': 145.9, u'products': 3, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'text': u'Good for artists, animators, and people who want to just see how to break a character model. There alot of unique models that can be downloaded from Steam Workshop for free. There are some minor bugs in terms of missing textures, models, or bad lighting, but closing and re-opening the program seems to fix it permanantly as it only happens when you download a model while the program is still open. In my book it is a 8/10 due to lighting bugs and weird workshop model posing glitches and that it is incredibly difficult to learn at first but all it needs is some prctice with the program and you should be good to go.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'LabRatGR', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 266, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2013-12-19', u'text': u'This game is honestly one of my all time faves.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'thefisherkings', u'text': u"I love this game.   The game is really old so people don't know about it but it has a huge library of custom content.  you can basically put any hero you want into the game if you probe the internet for content.  This game is a must have game as its pretty unquie.   The ability to make your own hero goes far beyond any hero editor on the market today.  the story line is very enteraining as well.", u'hours': 2.9, u'date': u'2013-12-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198024182683', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 904, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'drlloyd11', u'hours': 36.5, u'products': 214, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2013-11-30', u'text': u'A superior comic book game that steals only the best from Stan Lee. Funny, original and even a bit tragic at times.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Hal9k', u'hours': 2.8, u'products': 8978, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2015-03-31', u'text': u"I see a lot of potential in this game and truly hope it can recieve additional funding to further advance the tech behind it. When everything works as it should Bot Colony is an amazing experience and I'm glad I was fortunate enough to have an opportunity to play it.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'MrWoodenSheep', u'text': u"A seriously fun game with an interesting overall story to keep you intrigued.\nThe main thing going for this game is the fact that you can communicate with AI that understand what you say, and interact with the environment depending on what you tell them.\nAlthough the voice recognition has a hard time understanding you sometimes at the beginning (Most of the time it's great), your system will adapt to your voice and learn the way you talk. You have a chance to correct what you said through typing before commanding a robot anyway.\nSolving puzzles becomes even more rewarding when you start to uncover stories behind characters through Robot Visual Memories. Sometimes you can ask robots to show you a recorded video of something that happened in order to uncover certain clues.\nI love the music and art style too. The game really is fantastic in general and I would urge everyone to support this game either through purchasing it, or just spreading the word as innovation like this deserves to be rewarded!", u'hours': 9.6, u'date': u'2015-03-30', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 3003, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Gwidhw', u'hours': 2.8, u'products': 908, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-03-29', u'text': u"Cons:\n- Confusing controls, due to skipping through overly long tutorial.\n- Didn't respond properly to my voice\n- Not very immersive\n- Graphics are lacking\nPros:\n- Interesting concept.\nDon't recommend. Sorry :l", u'early_access': True, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'HittingTrees', u'text': u"I really wish the performance of this game wasn't so poor. Encountered constant stuttering when playing unfortunately.", u'hours': 3.1, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 57, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'HunterDred', u'hours': 8.2, u'products': 25, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'text': u'amazing graphics amazing gameplay..\ngreat turn system rpg fighting excellent game indeed..', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'k_r_wong', u'text': u'I made a little framerate fix for AMD users. Its very playable then before.\nBut I will say this if you dont goto my fix it page. No xbox 360 controller , then you cant play this game. sounds silly right, but its fact.. stutter issue is resolved just with a controller present.\nOverall I finally got a workable game after research and tweaking. I like the game but dont like the lack of support for a 3 year old game. there was a lot of fix for Nvidia but AMD.. hardly anything. I was crying that i have spent 13$ for a unplayable game. but now its sorted and i am happy.\nGame is ok for me. I cant write more as I havent played very much of it yet. but i can see why people are so dissatified with their purchase. Its a good game once you fix the dumb frame rate issues. via research and forums.', u'hours': 29.7, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198085865182', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 66, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Goldfish7k', u'hours': 3.5, u'products': 72, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'text': u'Yes', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'jacobgrimstad', u'text': u'I LOVE THIS GAME', u'hours': 2.6, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198241049490', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 19, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'SarcasticTwat5000', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 1, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'text': u"Brief Summary: Despite the occasional bursts of enjoyment and funny moments caused by bugs, Who's Your Daddy is a very flawed and empty game with horrid online multiplayer.\nPros: The game itself is such a bizzare concept. You either have to keep your baby alive or kill yourself before mum comes home. This concept provides the game with such a broad scope for carnage and death to occur.\nCons: However, this broad scope of suffering is poorly implemented within the game. There are various bugs and clipping issues I have ran into while playing as well. And the online matchmaking is mediocore at best.\nRating: 3/10\nOne Word Summary: Vapid", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Duke_Hanson', u'hours': 1.7, u'products': 55, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'text': u'such quality and devotion for a game as this\njk\nis very buggy\nneed friends to play\ngr8 moments m8 i r8 8/8', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'SeansShow', u'text': u"I don't usually make a point of reviewing games with so little game time but before I forget or before it gets buried in my games library I fealt obliged.\nI had fun Bernard, YOU WIN. Sure the games rough around the edges in terms of non existant interface, only has 5 levels, imo it's a leaderboard game (which doesnt have a leaderboard), would benefit from achievements, co-op would be insane and the game deserves a survival mode but in terms of creating something special you nailed it. The concept alone is simple but genius.\nThink Pac Man meets Devil Daggers meets a Physx / Havok demo with bodies ragdolling across levels, walls and floors  crumbling around you and bullets richocheting from one end of the level to the other set to a pulsing soundtrack and you get the general gist.\nHuge, huge fun. So much potential but ultimately brilliant in its current raw state. You're massively underselling yourself and your product listing it at 79p, MASSIVELY. Try adding in a better video to showcase the gameplay, add in a few of the above noted features and consider upping the price to \xa34.99 to reflect the quality of the product. This is in no way 79p Steam +1 to library / bundle trash. Thanks dev.", u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2016-03-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198109860236', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 3919, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'aCdhell', u'text': u'does what you would expect for 99c\nimprove damage feedback, to make the player understand what killed him (probably give a chance to react), add some skills and/or equipment management elements and the game will be gold.', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2016-03-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198020766718', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 2012, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'schiz0id', u'text': u'OH\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665IM SO EFFING HIGH RIGHT NOW\nUN-TSS UN-TSS\nRAVE PARTY DEATH SQUAD MOTHER-\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ER\nBUTT SAUCE\n(as you can see, this 99 cent game is so radical my brain has been reduced to saying only random buzzwords. be warned if you buy this amazing game you will go crazy too.)', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2016-03-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 447, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Clara', u'text': u'Much shorter gameplay than the first one, but controls and concept are the same. Find candy, make costumes, and save the world.', u'hours': 7.2, u'date': u'2015-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198089269298', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 100, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'NerdyElliot', u'hours': 19.6, u'products': 71, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2015-12-23', u'text': u'this game is so exciting i my self almost played for more than 2 hours ,my game time limit.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'SpatialAnomaly', u'hours': 18.5, u'products': 130, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-12-13', u'text': u'First was fun, entertain with great characters... the second? Even better! One of those games that may go unnoticed which you should really try! Fun, well priced considering the number of hours, puzzles are fun and graphics suits the game perfectly! Look forward to more games of the series!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Andre Solo', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 109, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-12-10', u'text': u'Never played the previous one. Very cool, it feels like a cute version of The Stick of Truth', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Dambielo', u'hours': 4.7, u'products': 399, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u"To start off, I'm not normally one to leave reviews, but I decided to push myself into writing this one because I feel this game needs a couple more reviews. So in hope of adding in a new unique perspective to this game, I shall begin.\nLet me simply TL;DR my main points right now:\nAlthough the game, mechanically, isn't very groundbreaking or really even interesting in it's stealth/hiding gameplay, the setting, characters, themes, visuals, and plot of it (from what I've seen so far) all together easily tips the balance into a positive experience.\nAnd simply put, if ya like mice/rats, you'll love this.\nSo with the gameplay, from what I can tell not much of it is really unique. The whole stealth mechanics work pretty much exactly as you'd expect them to. If you're looking for some kind of stealth/sneaking oriented game with a unique twist or catch or something like that, this probably won't do it for you. That all being said though, even though it's not anything\nit is all very well crafted. Nothing really feels broken or twitchy, play it the way you should and it'll work the way it should.\nNow as for pretty much every other aspect of the game, well to start off it just\nvery beautiful. The lighting is rather well done, the enviroments are designed very well and appropriately, and the characters, guards and Tilo himself all have wonderful models. It all looks so good in fact that you might wanna double check your specs if you're hoping to play at a decent setting and/or framerate. My GPU isn't all that spectacular so I need to downgrade the visuals a little and still get some frame drops in certain instances, but none of that stops me from appreciating it.\nThere are only a handfull of characters you get to talk to at first but each has a use in one way or another, either tying into quests later on or giving vague tips to help you find things. They all also have wonderful writing, giving them all great personalities which makes them fun to talk to and read out the whole conversations, which never tend to drag on for very long anyways. And along with the writing is also the world setting, which is all quite unique and interesting to read up on the tidbits of information you can find about the backstories of certain things or places, and sidenotes inserted through dialogue even help explain what certain words mean in this world.\nTo cut myself off from getting to rambly I will conclude with this;\nI would recommend buying this if you plan on playing it in large chunks, instead of putting it down and picking it up on and off, because that might wear off its charm more quickly.\nLet yourself be charmed by it, and you won't be disappointed with the experience.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Potential Hazard', u'hours': 9.8, u'products': 265, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'A beautiful and well constructed world that, even to this day, amazes me that it has all been created by a single person. I raise a glass to you, SeithCG.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'killer-rpg-co', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 663, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'Ich habe nocht nicht lange gespielt. Aber was ich bisher von dem Spiel gesehen...oder besser erlebt habe ist fantastisch. Ich freue mich auf die weiteren Stunden in dieser wunderbaren Welt.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'-DI- Punch', u'text': u'this game is cancer itself, if cancer was a video game it would be gta 5.', u'hours': 108.6, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198217179339', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 28, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Carlitos', u'text': u'This games runs find of my pc if you have hardrive it take long time to load. The grind in this game is to much in my opinion you cant be new play and expect to get much fun out of this games. If you like challange then this game is for also if you can mod this game a whole lot easier', u'hours': 17.5, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198320492535', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 8, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Boris', u'hours': 90.8, u'products': 37, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'Glitches and bugs everywhere i hate this game!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'RobotSkrub', u'text': u'Best waifu simulator 2k17,no more piracy! yay!', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 23, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Mirage of Void', u'text': u'I\'ve played this game before it went on steam, but there\'s very little faults with it aside from some bugs. Compared to other Touhou games (specifically the previous installment, Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom), this game might be perceived as being easy, but it really isn\'t, not if you aren\'t used to the difficulty and can learn the patterns quickly.\nThe music is pretty good, some might say that it\'s not his best work, but I think it has some really good tracks, namely Hidden Star in All Seasons, Concealed Four Seasons, Illusionary White Traveler, A Pair of Divine Beasts, but the others are pretty fine too.\nAs with any touhou game, the characters have plenty of personality and more of which can be derived from their origins in folklore, myth and such. I\'d say it\'s definitely worth checking out if you like "simpler" more arcade-ish games, like bullet hells.', u'hours': 4.4, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198060703193', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 99, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'\u262f \U0001d57e\U0001d58d\U0001d59e\U0001d593\U0001d58e\U0001d593\U0001d58c', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 365, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u"I owe way more to ZUN.\nA whole unniverse ! Let's bring him deserved glory, be ZUN praised all over the world, bless him with beer !\nCirnoBeer.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Himouto Chan', u'text': u"It was fun for like a few mins but non existent online and boring story and no effort single player is what kind of killed it for me. I don't recommend buying but it wasn't as horrible as I thought it would be", u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-08-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198013939783', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 297, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Not Less~', u'text': u'hmnmnm....i see just 1 people aktif and still playing this game please fix the bug becouse this game is beautiful,so please dont make buyers disappointment', u'hours': 7.1, u'date': u'2017-08-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198238929424', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 10, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'cuckboiii', u'hours': 1.6, u'products': 191, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-08-03', u'text': u"Terrible shooting controls, dead lobbies and useless zombies. This game just shouldn't even exist. I don't think anyone was wanting a Resident Evil online shooter. If you pick this up, just prepare to wait up to 30 minutes to play a game since no one is playing this and once you get into a game, the gameplay will bore you", u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'nexus6', u'hours': 6.6, u'products': 139, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'text': u'Hope this game can be resurrected, worth it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Hey_Seven', u'hours': 7.8, u'products': 21, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'text': u"I really like this game, when there are players online and i can actually play....\nHonestly though, it's very fun, and the low gravity is awesome.\nBut the wait is very long. For the Oceanic servers the normal wait is usally 10 mins to at least find a practice match.\nA lower price would at least help a little bit. F2P would be risky, but not as risky as keeping it at it's current price.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Bassassin', u'text': u"This needs to be cheaper. It's not worth its price, it is a good game, but it's not THAT good.", u'hours': 22.1, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198182959095', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 52, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Orbitrap', u'hours': 36.8, u'products': 589, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-05-01', u'text': u'MY 8 year old love it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Rambullion', u'text': u'I really want to like this game, it has so much potential. But couldn\'t bring myself to keep playing.\nPros:\n+ Cats!\n+ "Martial arts"\n+ wild hog riding minigames\n+ interesting combo mechanic\n+ No insta-death when falling into water\nCons:\n- voice sync is off (unintentionally like those old kung fu movies)\n- can\'t skip laborious exposition dialogues\n- most voice acting is dull and uninspiring\n- game crashes after cutscenes\n- camera controls like emo teenager', u'hours': 2.3, u'date': u'2016-04-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 107, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Tessimmi', u'text': u'Im writing this as a warning since it has an very positive overall review atm.\nI did not play this game when it came out back in the days, so if you dont want to play this out of nostalgia then think twice if this game really is for you.\n+ The game starts and runs as it should\n+ Cats\n- Voice acting (trust me its horrible)\n- The main caracter and the story (there is nothing interesting about it)\n- The camera (uhoh its very annoying, you dont see what you wanna see..)\n- Quests (its just a drag)\nOverall I was really disapointed with the game, I never did enjoy it.. all the time I felt like it was a drag to play and it was really annoying at times.\nSo as I said think twice before you pay for this game.', u'hours': 4.3, u'date': u'2016-04-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198055037410', u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 1922, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'creep_', u'text': u"It does not offer much, on the other hand it does not cost much. Giving a thumb down anyway because there are better flashgames out there with basically the same playstyle for free, that are far more motivating and offer more features. Talking about flashgames that says a lot. I guess it's an OK game for everyone loving countryballs, but as mentioned does not offer much for everyone else.", u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2017-08-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198039344634', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 115, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'DankWeeb', u'text': u'If you are a fan of polandball/countryball, I will STRONKLY RECOMMEN YOU GET THIS GAEM. Memes aside, good  game, nice characters and of course, Poland.\nAlso if you hate this game, polandball will land on your face for new dlc.', u'hours': 3.9, u'date': u'2017-08-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198316751379', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 10, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'BAKU', u'text': u'Polska Bia\u0142o Czerwoni!', u'hours': 14.3, u'date': u'2017-08-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 177, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Smokestack Jones', u'text': u"This game is awesome, I've been playing for like 12 hours now & I'm totally hooked.  It's crashed on me a few times & some of the quest lines are unfinished so I'm going to take a few months off or maybe wait for it to come out of early access but from the taste I've gotten thus far I can tell this is gonna be a huge time sink for me once it gets a little more polish. Very excited for the future of this game.", u'hours': 33.1, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198124764781', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 266, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Hellspawn', u'text': u'I would like to start by saying, I really enjoyed this game and cant wait to see more. This game is in early access so it is a bit short on content, but the developers are working hard getting more content in. If I had to compare this game to any other game it would be sid meiers pirates but in space and with a lot more mechanics under the hood. At the very begining you can design your captain or pick from a template, you also get 4 offciers and bunch of crew members who all specialize in certein areas to help maintain your ship. You can later level up your captain, officers and crew memebers and pick their talents that will help you out in many different ways, such as exploring, trade goods, ship combat, hand to hand combat, missions, discounts on buying ships, repair cost, morale, and other areas as well. When you level up your captain and officers, you can also multiclass them into other professions that help you in many ways in the game. Your crew however can only level in the class they were recruited into, but you can promote them into officers, if your ship allows it. Every ship is allowed a max number of officers, small ships being around 4 to 5, larger ships around 6 or 7, every ship is different, and can be cuztomize in  different ways, so be sure to check them out. This game does have a certain difficulty to it that can really make you frustrated, when you dont understand the basic mechanics, and yes these are basic. Such as ship checks, getting your crew paid, morale, gas for your ship and ship repairs. In my first 10 hours of playing, I absolutly hated this game so badly I wanted to punch the developers right in the face, all because I couldnt get my head around the Simple basics. One basic is the ship checks, in which your ship is under going a constant check and making sure your crew can pass them, if you cant, well lots of things go wrong from crew memebers getting hurt causing morale going down, and taking ship damage. Once you level your crew up to pass these ship checks that no longer becomes a problem. Another basic is obviously making money, this may seem difficult at first, cause the early missions dont pay too much at first but they get better and pay a lot more as you do more missions. Trade can seem difficult at the begining as you need to get trade permits to trade the more expensive goods, but once you get these trade permits the cash will literally start flowing in and money no longer becomes a problem. The only problem I had with this game was its lack of content, but then I realize this game is early access and of course its gonna be short on content and the developers are working on more content to be put into the game. Overall I think this game is pretty good and the developers are doing a good job. I hope theres going to be a lot of dlc for this game and cant wait to get it. So be sure to check this game out.', u'hours': 389.0, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198119026343', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 4, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'cdluck', u'text': u'Great storyline and character development.  The gameplay makes this perfect for either immersing yourself into it, or going back and forth between it and work/study due to the minigame style of the different facets that build up the experience.', u'hours': 21.5, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198008285356', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 122, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Deadyawn', u'hours': 17.4, u'products': 450, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u"A beautiful, wonderful, (taste) gem of a game. My only real complaint is that there isn't more of it, a situation which will hopefully be remedied by time.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'prov', u'hours': 2.3, u'products': 428, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'This game makes my brain hard.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Nabrok Freeman', u'hours': 7.3, u'products': 345, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'Gordon Ramsay called and asked me what the eff I was doing and told me I was garbage.\n11/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Adrian', u'text': u'Nice little plattformer with great, cute graphics, very colorful, and some of the levels are really well designed and have a lot of different features. The item system is useless, as they are only one use items (no permanent upgrades), and the Timed mission are also bad, as much too difficult, and some of the animations trigger which waste time and you cannot continue jumping.\nAlso, there is a bug which causes freezes after finishing some levels, to prevent it, you need to turn off Steam overlays in the Steam settings!\nFinally, some achievements are broken.\nSo in total only 6/10, but could have been much higher with things fixed, but there was never an update yet since release, seems abandoned.', u'hours': 4.3, u'date': u'2017-06-10', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198007471259', u'product_id': u'518120', u'page_order': 9, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 885, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Holden_Mcgroin', u'hours': 2.7, u'products': 144, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2014-04-17', u'text': u"How good is this? well you can't quite smell the burning rubber and red hot brakes or the burning clutch, but thats about all that's missing.  One of the best old-school racing sims before the new generation. Still plays very well today. Another classy SimBin production with pleasing physics, cracking sound, pretty goodAI, and a host of tracks. Add to this the great community surrounding this and its is similar stable of games with all the mods, addons, tracks and cars (and yes, some online action if you want to join up on some forums and fiddle a bit).  Well worth any racing sim enthusiast adding to your collection.  Get some of the realistic engine sound mods, put some headphones on, max the sound to 11 and enter petrol-head heaven, and its cheaper than crack :)", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'MacKor95', u'text': u'Awesome, nuff said.', u'hours': 61.1, u'date': u'2014-04-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198083227598', u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 67, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Intruder Alert', u'text': u"I love this game. I play this game all the time single player. I guess the activity meter doesn't count that.\nI found something fantastic I want to share with everyone. I found out how to unlock the inner roads and castle areas of the Nordschleife track.\nBackground:\nGet the track:  Nordschleife_v0_9_for_GTR2.rar .\nIn file Specialfx.tec\nin the Roads section in Materials add rdta_hill\nin the Low Grip Roads in Materials add rdta_rally,gras_oldb,oldb_bian\nYou can now drive on rally sections in the interior of the 13 mile main circuit. Enjoy!", u'hours': 3.4, u'date': u'2014-03-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198027752669', u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 12, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'chagger', u'text': u'Batman games will always be the besttt', u'hours': 9.8, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198291263368', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 35, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'nhudes', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 13, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-02-14', u'text': u'This game is so bad and it needs to go back on OGP I highly do not recommend playing this low tier game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'CeticSlim', u'text': u'Good Game :D', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-09-24', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 9, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 47, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'landerdabz', u'text': u"It is good I guess. You can make some really cool crap with this tool. But I do have one complaint. It is so freaking hard to use! I know, I only have 1 hour of usage time in it, but it still is hard! I always mess something up! Also, this peice of software crashed my computer, while watching YouTube, listening to Itunes, and using Skype, so don't blame the software! me gusta XD!", u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198377296358', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 1, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Vector Chromatron', u'hours': 10.1, u'products': 147, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2013-11-28', u'text': u"Lots of issues with Windows 7. Not sold in a playable state. Too bad because it's a fun game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Mr. Vivian (FR)', u'hours': 3.4, u'products': 4780, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-03-21', u'text': u"The concept is really interesting: you can communicate with robots by voice or by text. Each robots have their own memories and experiences. This particularity give you multiples way to finish a \u201cmission\u201d and helps to increase the length of the game :)\nSadly the server used by the game will soon be shut down because they didn\u2019t sell enough copy, hopefully they will find a solution.\nIf you manage to grab a copy play it and spread the words this will help North Side and show to others studio that games like this one have a potential.\nTo conclude, the game is fun to play and it's really rewarding when the robots understand you :D", u'early_access': True, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'jeniel01', u'text': u'I am really disappointed because I was really excited about it. The first 10 minutes went really well and then it kept crashing. I was able to get past the crash by continually pressing the pause button until it let me through, but when I got to the first part where you can actually move, it would let me select the save button, but it would just flip right back to the pause menu. I really wish it would run better.', u'hours': 39.4, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198434534886', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 4, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Sunny13th', u'text': u"Very Fun. I like it. Make more updates for it please. Must have game of 2016. Can't wait to see final product.", u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2016-03-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197992585420', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 90, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Ph03n!x', u'text': u"I really enjoyed this game. I've played through the Alpha release more than 10 times already, mostly as a result of patches and updates. I will definitely be playing it again one more time before the year ends.", u'hours': 19.1, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198050404611', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 1715, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Eliam', u'text': u'As it is an early access game I have played just enough to get a grasp on it, since I want to experience it fully when it is completed. Having said that, the game so far is great, it reminds me sometimes of the movie Secret of Nimh which is a childhood favourite.\nI will update this "review" when the full release is available.', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198018012587', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 467, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'FullMetal', u'text': u"- I have a rule: don't buy early access games, you'll avoid disappointment and save money, just wait for the final product...\n- All good rules have exceptions: buy early access to support works of pure love like this!\nWatch the trailer again, read some reviews, now go to the devs page and check the news. Amazing don't you think?\nI'll edit this for the real review once I play the entire game, but if the final product is half as good as this we'll get a masterpiece.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198019576097', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 234, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'danklord', u'hours': 29.4, u'products': 33, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'LOVE IT JUST LOVE IT\nSTORY MODE IS A GOD CHURCH\nBut gta online is a little bit raw but stick to gta v roleplay funny af\nor singleplayer modding always fun\ndont hate if you masterbate', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'On blog tv with my hands up.', u'hours': 56.1, u'products': 18, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'I GOT ON AND THIS DUDE MESSAGED ME THIS.\nIM ON BLOG TV WITH MY \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ING HANDS UP.\nSo i give this game a good rating.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'JFK', u'text': u'Singleplayer is amazing and the multiplayer used to be amazing. Gta online has become pay to win. For example Rockstar has now added an obrital cannon into the game which costs 750k per shot and is an insta kill regardless of if your in an armored vehicle, underwarer, in the air, in a tunnle etc. Rockstar used to be a good game company, Unfortunatly they have become greedy and are now milking thier customers for every penny they can get out of them. Rockstar has become worse than EA in their business practices, and that is really saying something. You are at an unplayable disadvantage if you dont dish out $200 on new content when it comes out. Its really sad to see one of the best games turn into a moneygrab. I was planning on buying RDR2, but I will not purchase another product from rockstar again unless they stop theese practices.', u'hours': 83.1, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198078293815', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 162, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'BlewbsTart', u'text': u"Please vote this for the 'Flying Lesbians' award!", u'hours': 7.6, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198328120705', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 7, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Rogan', u'hours': 1.4, u'products': 211, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u'This series has a long history of bullet-hell games with poorly drawn characters but godly soundtrack and design, all made by a single prolific person with a guiness world record and a divine passion for beer.\nWould love to see the other 18 games in the series on here someday.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Madtaco', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 337, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u'Thank you ZUN for all these years of Touhou greatness. Have a beer.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Shcyerlie', u'text': u'Nice Game !', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-08-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 66, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'toddu234', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 8, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-08-02', u'text': u'Uh, I dont know if this is just an error, but even after I turned the sensitivity to the lowest i could, it would still move around wildly. I got this game from donating to charity, so I dont really care, but I dont recommend this game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Festive Tr3b0r', u'text': u"THIS GAME IS SO BAD MY BANK CALLED ME AND ASKED IF MY CARD WAS STOLEN BECAUSE IT WAS USED TO PURCHASE A LITERAL PIECE OF S**T!\nOddly enough, it's kinda fun with friends.", u'hours': 18.0, u'date': u'2017-08-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 618, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'EJ be the light', u'hours': 2.3, u'products': 51, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'text': u'The game is amazing but after the beta I did not buy it becuase of the player base, I hoop they do somthing for fix this and get more people in.\nTHE GAME IS GOOD BUT DONT BUY IT AD THIS POINT THERE IS NO ONE TO PLAY WITH SADLY.\nwish the team all the best..', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Spliceddaddy', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 670, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'text': u'Played it on the free weekend, it was amazing, but it has a small player base.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'P L A G U E', u'hours': 2.1, u'products': 52, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'text': u'Where do i begin with this game ....\nday one i start up and have an amazing time trying out the movement and the quick combat having alot of fun\nday two i sit and wait at the main menu for 30 plus minutes searching for a game to join\nhow am i supposed to play your game if you do not allow me to even hop into a match and enjoy myself its like a big slap in the face i wasted 30 to not even be able to get into a match and honestly think i need to try and follow through with getting my money back you guys basically stole from me by selling a game and not having any servers to play on\nso i give this game a fat 2/10 for the crappy matchmaking and horrible customer support', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Jade Sorrow', u'hours': 6.8, u'products': 191, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-04-26', u'text': u"I am very satisfied with this game. The gameplay is really fun and entertaining, the story is interesting even though the voice acting is pretty weak. It will never compare to big action platformers like Ratchet and Clank or Jak and Daxter but it's really good to play a good action after such a long time. It might not the best game out there but if you're looking for fun I recommend this game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'^6A^6b^6d^6u^6l^6l^6a^6h^6', u'hours': 19.2, u'products': 23, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-04-23', u'text': u'the best game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'toot', u'text': u"Pretty boring honestly I expected much better giving the generation this game is from.\nI was an hour in the game and was still basically a tutorial the game is only 8 hours long so yea...\nI refunded it really didn't seem like it was going to get better", u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2016-04-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198105509670', u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 95, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'RAVEN & STARFIRE', u'hours': 7.4, u'products': 175, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-04-21', u'text': u'Good story and good character design ^^', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'\U0001f389\U0001d454\U0001d51e\u1d0e\u028f\U0001d4f6\u0454\U0001d555\u0454', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 38, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-08-05', u'text': u"It's a nice game that reminds me of those old flash games. Very nice.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Kodiak', u'hours': 31.5, u'products': 520, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u"This is in early access, and it's quite playable though also with some big bugs which will hopefully be fixed asap. Some great mechanics in there too. I think this will be quite a good one, if they can resolve some UI issues", u'early_access': True, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Evilgoattea', u'text': u'Do you like space trading and fighting games?  Do you also like tactical turn based games?  If you answered yes to both those questions then you will like Star Traders Frontiers.  It is a simple game and yet has a complexity and depth to it that I find to be quite suprising.', u'hours': 3.2, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197975247124', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 683, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'benjamin.boyett', u'text': u"This game is still a WIP, hence the early access, but what is already there is fantastic. These devs update all the time (literally) and respond to player feedback like none other. Give it a try, you won't be disappointed.", u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198013610885', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 35, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'-=LCS=- nevermelt', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 308, u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-04-14', u'text': u'Trinalvaniatroid.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Jarate Master', u'text': u'BUGGY, not hints and too hard.', u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2016-04-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197986973618', u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 333, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Shotime', u'hours': 3.8, u'products': 1413, u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-03-27', u'text': u"My friend and I had a lot of fun with this game.  It's a litle clunky at times and playing online had a little lag but I'd still recommend it.  There's some fun choices and decision making that goes on and there are multiple storyline branches to explore.  Not sure if it's worth a second playthrough but as far as a concise, fun, two-player experience I recommend TRISTROY.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'1m2r3a', u'hours': 3.2, u'products': 152, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-10-22', u'text': u"Even though I didn't play the original this game is great. Also on windows 10 I didn't have any crash. The only bug was that the the friend npc got stuck at the last level.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Pawsum', u'text': u"I loved this game when it came out and it's just as good, although the graphic enhancements are really nice and still make it feel like the classic.  Anyone who likes this retro style game would love this.", u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2016-10-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198232378508', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 480, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Guardian Hero', u'text': u'A great remake of one my favorite all-time classics. Another World created the cinematic action game genre, and still holds up with its visual quality and simple but challenging gameplay. I can listen to the end-sequence music forever, however I prefer the original rendition.', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2016-10-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197973587471', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 707, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'VaHaBBeaT', u'text': u'Awesome game! Hardly can stop for real life =)))', u'hours': 127.6, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198054820983', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 159, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Bananna!', u'hours': 6.6, u'products': 314, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u"I'm bad at this but I lurve it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Parcimony', u'hours': 7.4, u'products': 350, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u"It is a long board game that has a slight learning curve that disappears after a couple of playthroughs.  Lots of random gameplay elements that can make strategy meaningless at times.\nI'll recommend it since it could be fun with friends.  That said, the average game length is a bit much - can't imagine how long it takes with a full six players - and I really wasn't interested in playing it anymore after several games.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Mppqlmd', u'text': u"Another little gem from our friends at Klei Entertainment (Invisible Inc., Don't starve, ...)\nThis is the best Stealth game i've played. The controls are very responsive, the atmosphere is sooo polished, the art and sound are on spot.\nYou can beat the story fairly quickly (a dozen hours), but making every level perfect (finding secret treasure, beating puzzles, etc.) can make the longevity of the game quite long.\nOh, and this game actually has an interesting story.\nFrankly, if you find it on sale, it's a crime not to try it.", u'hours': 27.6, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198115220100', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 126, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Kurean', u'hours': 6.7, u'products': 26, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'text': u'Good game. It took me about 5 hours to finish it. It also has a new game plus.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Thoams', u'hours': 19.2, u'products': 451, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'text': u"This is one of my favourite stealth games this decennium. Mark of the Ninja hits the rare mark of making you feel very powerful because of perspective -- you have a lot of information and freedom of movement -- yet teensy when it comes to combat. It's tense, it's very rewarding to get right and gives you a lot of freedom in playing style, my personal favourite being terrorising enemies into shooting each other. Basically the Batman Arkham stealth sections but better.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'HazzWazz', u'text': u"With such an elaborate title, you'd think they'd do a decent job, and it's a good thing this game is free! Graphics are but simple vector shapes. At the start, you spawn in the middle of four biomes, but beware, try and explore and you'll be shot to death by nearly impossible to kill robots. You must constantly save and kill yourself for you have no regenration. Plus, mobs drop a small amount of money and everything in the shop is overly priced.", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-12-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198406532755', u'product_id': u'660340', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 4, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Balli Malli', u'text': u"Extremely hard in the beginning. I say that because i haven't even got to the rest of the game. i keep trying and trying but nothing works.", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-12-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198198789346', u'product_id': u'660340', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 8, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'C.S. Fox', u'text': u"I've been describing this game to my friends as a mix of Odin Sphere combat, Match Three Puzzles, and Iron Chef. I followed this game through its developement and was a little worried it'd turn out to be a bad puzzlequest clone with a cooking theme. Happily, its not, it stands on its own as a solid puzzle rpg.\nGot it day 1 and blitzed through the story, finishing it in a few days of casual play. The characters are well written and interesting, honestly I was happy to see characters in an RPG that had functional families and protagonists who weren't moody cliches with demon's on their back.\nPros:\n-Good puzzles\n-Interesting Combat/Puzzle Cooking System\n-Solid RPG writing/storytelling\n-Beautiful Artwork for Characters\nCons:\n-Some of the artwork seems half done, with just sketchy backgrounds/foregrounds.\n-Story can be finished relatively quickly and only challenges and cookbattles left.\n-The game finishes when it feels like its just getting started. Lots of room for further adventures.\n-Limited battle areas, could use more variety for ingrediants.\nOverall, great game for the cost and solid effort by indie devs. Really hope they add more to it.", u'hours': 10.5, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198007513162', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 320, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'citizenmaimed', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 631, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'Great game with a catching art style.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Warstrich', u'text': u'Food Wars!\nNo but for real though, it\'s a really good time. Every single scene, backdrop, and even every side character, are all really well thought-through and beautifully crafted. Animation can feel a bit stiff, but it works with the pencil-sketch drawn aesthetic.\nIt basically has two modes of gameplay: combat and cooking. Combat, while an excellent idea, does feel a tad simple most of the time and a bit stunted by slightly "stiff" movement. I think I would have liked it more if it took place outside of matches. That way I could collect as much as I want in the time I feel comfortable with, and then perhaps I would have to choose which ingredients, out of a limited amount allowed, I would bring into a given cooking match. It does provide a nice action segment to an otherwise nice, clean and (again) simple puzzle game. I\'ve always been horrible at wrapping my brain around 2x2-rotation puzzlers, but so far the cooking has been very easy to figure out and achieve a passing score on. I expect they will become harder a bit further into the game.\nI definately recommend playing BCB, even if just to appreciate the characters and atmosphere.', u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198014666590', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 1218, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Dead_eye', u'text': u'Old but great Simulator!', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2014-03-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198040173313', u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 24, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Vulfila', u'hours': 184.0, u'products': 201, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2013-12-29', u'text': u'First thing is first, yes, the Steam version of the game does not come stock with Ferrari or Porsche cars. This is a licensing issue and Steam is not trying to screw you over. However, you can easily return Ferrari and Porsches to your game by updating it and installing the No-CD patch (Note: Steam version is already No CD, you still need the patch though to get Ferrari and Porsche to work).\nOn to the game. It\'s a very old game, true, but the physics are outstanding and with mod added content like cars and tracks you\'ll find the graphical experience to be pleasant enough to not be distracting and when you\'re in the moment it\'s very easy to forget how dated the game looks. The AI is like all AI: terrible. They can run real life lap times and generally speaking they\'re fairly competent -but- they are absolutely terrible at racing off the racing line. This isn\'t unique to GTR2 or the GMotor engine, it\'s an industry wide issue. It\'s AI, you deal with it, and it\'s not too bad at the end of the day.\nOther things to note:\n1. The FFB is amazing once tuned properly for your wheel. It\'s horrible if it\'s tuned wrong. Take some time to set it up right.\n2. If you\'re using a controller, you\'ll find that the game is just as enjoyable and just as playable\n3. If you\'re using a keyboard, you can STILL be competitive with the right sensitivity adjustments. The game is that versatile, but obviously your experience will be the best with a wheel.\n4. The 24H day/night cycle works as intended and is gorgeous. Sunsets blind, nights are dark.\n5. The weather system leaves something to be desired. There is no dynamic weather to speak of, though there is a mod that corrects this. When the tracks are wet it\'s more like ice and more often than not TCS isn\'t enough.\n6. Most importantly, this game has a STRONG modding community. Is there a major track out there you want in your game? Someone has created it. Is there a series you want to race in? Someone has created it. The only major series absent to my knowledge are the latest models of NASCAR, but this is a road racing game so what do you expect?\nEDIT:\nI figured I should also mention how it compares to other games. The next generation of sims is coming out as we speak so it might seem weird to pick up an 8 year old game. I feel that Assetto Corsa is likely going to be GTR2\'s spiritual replacement (Not that I have anything against pCars, or that there is anything wrong with pCars) in terms of the "sim" quality and possibly modding community. But it isn\'t there yet.\nAs it stands this is IMO, the best sim out there that you can buy overall, and it\'s largely thanks to the modding community. If you don\'t feel comfortable modding, then it\'s still a great sim with the 2004 GT championship, but I would advise picking up AC or pCars instead (once they release in full that is). The maturity of the mod community is what makes GTR2 what it is today, because they\'ve pushed the Gmotor engine to its limits. Being said, AC looks better, handles better, and has arguably better FFB. It\'s too early to say how the career mod, modability, and AI are in comparison.\nIf you\'re comfortable modding, then this is and will continue to be the best sim out there until either AC, pCars, or rfactor2 builds up its mod community. If so, buy the game and head over to\nand see what I\'m talking about.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'rx7t3_gio', u'text': u"IMHO Simply the most complete and best-value PC sim ever made even until 2013 except MAYBE the pay to play ones.\nAs for nowadays rating:\nGraphics (8/10) -has weather and time change which isn't anywhere else except for some older games which lacked others\nPhysics (8/10) -not at its best when sliding, difficult but rewarding\nGameplay (10/10) -many levels in AI performance, tons of setup adjustments which worked, custom weather and daytime\nReplayability (10/10) -driving lessons, limitless quality mods outhere to download, many preset or custom championships, impressive collection of vehicles for its time\nPrice (10/10)\nTotal: 9.5/10", u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2013-11-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198012479492', u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 275, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Thurg', u'text': u'Great game.  Most early access that I have played are horribly bugy.   The portions of the game that are complete are immersive.  The only draw back is that it gets you hooked and then ends early.', u'hours': 28.8, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198006651105', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 106, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'yngdr', u'text': u'Wonderful game to play and enjoy. reminds me of my childhood reading Secret of Nimh.\nVisuals are spot on and pull you into the game.\nSounds are in the right spots and help to create the atmosphere you look for in a game like this.\nControlls are decent for mouse and keyboard / controller(steam).\nCharacters are lovable and frightful with mice and later of rats.\nGreat writing of the scripts that fill in the world and bring it alive.\nA great game to be enjoyed by all.', u'hours': 12.9, u'date': u'2017-11-18', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198034220214', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 774, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Charlotte', u'text': u'Great game and graphics !!   Recommended. Looking forward to the full release next year in March2018.', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-11-18', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198045398611', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 113, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Missing in Action', u'text': u'This game has a broken feature NAMED M.O.T.H.E.R\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665I.N.G SOCIAL CLUB.\nif it had normal servers then i would recommend it.\nRockstar stop sucking your\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665with unskippable logos.', u'hours': 24.8, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198057801750', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 108, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Spirit', u'hours': 241.4, u'products': 36, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u"If you want to start playing this game after about 4 years of it's release;\nDON'T.\nWithout buying the starter pack, you will be killed and tormented by other players who somehow manage to get 400 levels, and if you think about playing a heist if you're under or level 10, you will be kicked.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'ConFineZ', u'hours': 542.9, u'products': 5, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'Before, it was soooo good dont get me wrong. This is great games! Amazing story for offline! Online are also great, but nowadays after u complete story mode...\nU began to play online..things are messed up!\nI mean - "EVERY. \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ING. TIME..." They will keep calling you to buy new things that came to the game (Such as facilities, army bunkers, CEO base, Motorcycle Club, etc..) THESE DLC WILL KEEP COMING AND NOT STOPPING..its annoying how u will get spamming on and advertising every 5 minutes while u are free roaming exploring stunning Los santos, drive cars or shoot someone AND the players that annoys you in free roam...THESE AI will keep calling you no matter what you do. "Hey go to foreclosure.mazebank. BLAH BLAH BLAH" FROM RON, FROM LESTER, FROM MC, FROM CEO, FROM etc..... I mean GO \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 YOURSELF its annoying! The rest its pretty good, believe me Offline and Online are both fun to enjoy, graphics, story, gameplays are amazing <3 Huge addicting love!...But advertisement are killing the game, otherwise stay with fake one and play offline if you are not serious with online with ur friends...because nowadays ONLINE are EFF\'D UP...Stop spamming to all the players and yes plz banned the hackers already ALSO..Rockstar started to turned original grand theft auto into a fantasy saints row already, where\'s the original realistic mastermind or gang stuff goes?...Please improve it...i know new things must come, but the way u do is what people loves. For me you must conserve what this game goals\ngta sa fans? etc... Keep it coming!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Kurocat', u'text': u'I play the game for its rich lore.\n(Also, the beer man can always use some more beer money, so just buy it no matter you have played/owned the game, k?)', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197972912625', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 237, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'missing texture', u'text': u'how to play:\n- hold Z to win\n- press X to not die\n- press C to not die', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 15, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 1021, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Useless Gai', u'hours': 9.0, u'products': 160, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u"It's time to buy ZUN more beers.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'CrazyStorm', u'text': u'A really good game for those who want to relax.\nAlso more money to ZUN.', u'hours': 3.3, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198127060265', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 41, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'DerookieGasell', u'hours': 5.3, u'products': 408, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-08-01', u'text': u'there\'s no pros for this\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665.. a piece of\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 a mastershit\nRE Operation Racoon city still better than this\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665br>made using Unity engine with no optimization performance... this project should\'ve cancelled... why not using RE Engine?\ngot delayed release, but still...\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665will always be a\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665br>just Remake / Remaster or maybe make an update for RE Operation Racoon City with no Country restriction.. that will be better\nAlso  : this is a "not responding simulator" & "lobby simulator"', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Lonewolf1441', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 26, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-08-01', u'text': u'Clunky gameplay mechanics, poor visual, weird over the shoulder angle feels different from other RE games.\nGraphics aren\'t bad, I like the fast paced gameplay and the customization.\nSo much potential here... C\'mon Capcom. Seriously??\nI played a bit of the "Experimental" which im assuming is some form of story mode and it was not as terrible as I thought it would be, but online? Forget about it. No one is online at all.\nIn its current state,\nThis game is absolutely dead.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u"It's Bacon Time", u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 56, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-07-31', u'text': u'Crash Simulator 2017 10/10 would uninstall again <3', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'What Is Lorem Ipsum?', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 107, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-07-31', u'text': u"Single player / The Experiment: this's one mine. sample obtained.\nMultiplayer: some high level player shooting at you and you only play 1-5 sec every round\nin conclusion: only get this game if your curious about this game and buy it on heavily discount like humble bundle or anything that cost 1 dollar..", u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'DpopCharlton', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 97, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-10-22', u'text': u'meh K', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Swkoll', u'text': u'Fun little ecosystem toy.', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-09-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198052254672', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 278, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'cutiepatooty123', u'text': u'Among Ripples just needs more content.  I mean...I get it: Different types of Environments in the water will affect if the animals live or die, but I do like the concept of clicking on plants & other stuff to see what comes out of it.\nAlso, this game just seems like something a parent would shove to their child.\nJust make more animals, maybe?', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-09-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198028608924', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 16, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'melgarside', u'text': u'Potentially, this could be an excellent game. Sadly it is let down by the extrraordinary length of time the creator has taken to complete it. 12 months on, it is virtually no nearer to finishing than it was when it was first released as an early access game.\nMy advice would be to wait until it is completed, and to see reviews, before buying this game.', u'hours': 9.6, u'date': u'2015-01-10', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198080559781', u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 434, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Ratsplat', u'hours': 5.7, u'products': 359, u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2014-09-21', u'text': u'Malevolence: The Sword of Ahkranox is worth buying if you like classic RPGs, rogue-likes with the ability to reload if you want, or if you just want to explore a huge world. The game is in a pretty early state, which is obvious from the graphics, but it can last you a very long time if what is already available interests you.\nVideo preview of Malevolence:\nFollow my curator list for future early access game recommendations:', u'early_access': True, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'AnthonyDK', u'hours': 31.7, u'products': 1229, u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2014-08-27', u'text': u'EDIT: Please don\'t mark this review unhelpful just because you like the game. If you have a valid argument against what I say here, leave it in the comments. When you blindly mark reviews down it discredits reviews that would have otherwised helped somebody.\nThere was a TON of potential in this game, but the creator\'s vision is flawed. I\'m walking through a town and I can\'t even see the wall at the end of an alleyway because the render distance is so small. They\'ve said it needs to be that way in order to do this and that, but it really just ruins the immersion. They sacrificed many potential gameplay options in order to pay "homage to the 90s era FPRPGs."\nOlder RPGs are great. They have depth and variety, unlike the current games that pander to the lowest common denominator. The creators should have taken these great old things(which they did), and make a game with a current engine that could also support enhanced gameplay.\nLong story short, there have been improvements and detriments to gaming, and I thought this game was going to take the great parts of both eras and make a game as deep as they used to be while improving by way of using modern technology.\nbtw- Most of the things they say they are missing because the game is "a homage," are actually missing because their engine(which runs poorly because they chose a larger world over improved gameplay) can\'t handle it. Or because they simply won\'t put in the time to implement them(and keep in mind this game got like 500+% of the funding they originally asked for, so that is an unacceptable excuse).\nI wanted to like this very badly, but I just can\'t. If you want to play a game that plays and feels like it\'s from decades ago, get an actual one from decades ago(legitamate advice, those games are great). This (sometimes even intentionally)fails to improve on those ones, so there is no point in spending your money on it. This could have been great, had they put more effort into mixing in some modern technology and ideas.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'DragonPC', u'text': u'The Movie it wass awsome but the game is boring :(', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2014-12-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 1197, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Le Crab', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 240, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2014-12-09', u'text': u'not sure whether bad game or bad porno, still pretty funny but yea bit of a worthless game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'danklordgannon', u'hours': 6.2, u'products': 1269, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2014-11-21', u'text': u"Iron Sky: Invasion, could be best summed up in the phrase 'wasted potential.' At it's core, it's an arcadey space shooter. You fly around in space while aimiing your cursor at painted targets. What stands out about the game is the  various, neat, little systems it incorporates. A large map covering the space between the Earth and Moon is filled with various space stations and allied ships. Enemeis are marked as well, travelling in groups. Quests dot the map and while some are critical path, others are completely optional. Ships travel in real time, meaning that while you're completing one mission, a seperate quest may have passed by, or a set of enemy ships may have made their way closer to Earth.\nReminiscent of X-Wing, shields, weapons and engines can draw off each other, giving combat a little depth. It's deepened as well by how you can individually target cannons or engines on ships, wearing them down in chunks instead of slowly draining them with imprecise fire. Heavier fighters have weak spots, and the game has no fixed plane, allowing you to flay around in any direction you want and line yourself up to take those weaker points.\nWhat drags the game down is the repetitive nature of the game. Once you know how to approach a situation, combat becomes rote as you first target the light ships then start chipping at the bigger ones. I only ran into one or two scenarios where I was genuinely engaged in executing a strategy.\nWhile it's novel that they used the actors from the movie for unique in-game FMVs, the acting is unbearable. It's dull and unfunny and the game's plot is lifeless as well. The mission videos are also badly timed, as it seems they were recorded at a different time than when the game's voice actor recorded his.\nIt's evident that someone at the development studio cared about this game, which makes it stand out a bit amongst terrible movie tie-in games. It's not enough to rescue it though. That said, I would be genuinely interested in seeing Reality Pump further develop the ideas laid down in this game; there's some genuinely talented designer(s) over there and they deserve the chance to make a great game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'HyperTeng', u'text': u'Very addictive! Good strategy game but need a bit of luck on the placement of your troop.\nNo hard but definitely not a walk in the park even at the begining of the game. Luck is important but you can always reload and hope for a good troops placement, the rest will depends on how good you are strategically forming combi/fusion...\nOverall, truly enjoyable and wanting to finish the game...', u'hours': 8.1, u'date': u'2017-03-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198026716879', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 90, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'EzrasPost', u'text': u"I absolutely love playing this game. It's a really good way to pass the time, and it's also really fun to play against a friend in multiplayer. I got a few friends hooked on this game and they can't stop playing it! The game itself is a pretty basic puzzle solving based game, but some of the puzzles can be a bit challenging. Which is good! Definitely recommend playing this!", u'hours': 65.1, u'date': u'2017-03-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198176250458', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 3, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'tarotatkinson', u'text': u'This is probably one of my all time favourite games.  It is incredibly addictive and if there was far less on offer it would probably still be a must buy for me.  The game play is unlike anything else I have ever played.  It is like a mixture of connect four, tetris, , top trumps, civilisation, chess, and many others.  I remember thinking as I was playing this that if it had existed forty years ago then Gary Kasparov might have been playing this instead of winning chess championships.  I would dearly love to see a sequel to this, in fact I would consider this to be a whole new genre that should be explored as much as any other genre.', u'hours': 67.6, u'date': u'2017-03-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198027320197', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 340, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Gimlei', u'text': u'It was an ok game... very easy to beat.  Ok time waster, but it seems kind of akin to a Facebook game.', u'hours': 5.4, u'date': u'2015-12-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197970907613', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 161, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Formal Chicken', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 93, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2015-12-28', u'text': u'best game ever ten outta ten, world recommend', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'HiddenKAWS', u'text': u'Well this tycoon is pretty bad i think\nall the people talking gibberish which is pretty annoying and its scaling pretty fast (10 mins into this game and your ear are gonna bleed)\nwell i dont know if i could or couldnt BUT HOW THIS GAME IS CALLED A TYCOON GAME WHEN U CANT CHANGE YOUR ITEMS DIRECTION?', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2015-12-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 190, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'\u272a Jonas', u'hours': 3.9, u'products': 42, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'text': u'it was a really good game and it still is,  but no population. you are better off investing your money in another game than  spending a couple hours looking for a game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Voryn Dagoth', u'text': u"How to revive LawBreakers in 6 easy to follow steps:\n1. Optimize the game's performance on dual threaded CPUs, allowing accessibility for players with weaker computers.\n2. Fire CliffyB, replace them with someone who isn't obnoxious.\n3. Pull a R6S: Free weekends followed up by a flash sale while slowly but surely addressing the balance issues.\n4. Fire CliffyB, replace them with someone who doesn't give off an aura of Axe cologne and a sex offender registration.\n5. Pull a TF2: Focus on bugs and huge issues for a while, shrink the team down to a smaller one with passion for the game and stabilizing a community, then overhaul game balance based on community feedback gathered over a few months.\n6. Fire CliffyB, replace them with someone who isn't CliffyB\ufeff.", u'hours': 3.0, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 90, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Minago', u'text': u'game should be free to play, also game is dead, rip was good game', u'hours': 4.4, u'date': u'2017-12-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198063255640', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 123, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'gravatutellea', u'text': u'This is a great game and it has time travel.', u'hours': 9.7, u'date': u'2017-10-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198152999388', u'product_id': u'461340', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 306, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'icc.jpciii', u'text': u"This game was easy, perhaps a tinge too easy, but overall I enjoyed this romp through time.  Sure the time travel aspect isn't expounded upon much in game, but the end result of the story was one of the best I've had in ages.  I admit the character development and story hooked me into this like I haven't been by some bigger indie and AAA titles in a long time.  That's what makes these things so enjoyable.\nPlus due to the fact you are from a much more advanced society heading back in time, they have a discussion among themselves as to what 'magic' actually is, which is a thing most games don't do.  And it makes this world so much more likable as a result!\nThe main criticism I have is that for a good majority of the game you will have no real opportunity to upgrade your gear.  And then right before the finale when your two teams join together, you get access to 3 equipment shops that will totally overhaul your equipment.\nThe other thing is a piece of advice, in a lot of rpg's using a physical attack can often be as good as using a skill for a turn, not here!  Use your skills AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE!  It makes things so much easier in the long run, I rarely used physical attacks during my playthrough.", u'hours': 12.0, u'date': u'2017-06-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198214989148', u'product_id': u'461340', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 1335, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'gay', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 93, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-04-20', u'text': u"i really don't like it. reasons why:\n1: the game's story is just cliches. or from what i've played it is. all it is, is just some cat kid learning martial arts. there's a prophecy. this kid is chosen. and goes on to try and save the world.\n2: the controls aren't that great. mainly, its me being able to move the WASD keys while using the mouse.\n3: it just looks ugly. Goldeneye 007 looks better than this.\nthat's pretty much it. bye fam", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'MrTakis', u'hours': 31.1, u'products': 106, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-04-17', u'text': u'If you like cats, bunnies, frogs, and pandas and you like Zelda, this is the game for you!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Voidac', u'hours': 6.8, u'products': 99, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-04-05', u'text': u"Not bad. I remember playing this game when I was a kid. Voice talent is a bit... funky. But the combat and platforming is still spot on. Super fun game, just don't expect Nolan North-tier voice acting.\nIn terms of graphics, looks great for the PS2 game improved for the PC. I'm playing with a PS4 controller and it really makes it that much better.\nIn the end, fun game all around. Combat is fun, platforming is fun, story is simple (in a good way).\nMan, wouldn't it be something if they made another Legend of Kay game?", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Bult', u'text': u'One thing I got to say: where is the multiplayer? - also would have slected neutral if there was a choice.', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561197973231536', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 159, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Absolutely Ghastly', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 79, u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-03-26', u'text': u"The game is too demanding of your system. my game lags like a motha f**kah even when i have more then what is requiered to run it. Not only that is that it has a very odd imput lag for controls.\nI would not recomend this for people who are looking 2D platformer for a begginer's pc as it will not run well if not at all.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Nova Mys\u0166\u2122 arcade turbo \u2593', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 283, u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-03-23', u'text': u'First boss is way to difficult, even if you dont have the jitteryness from playing online.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Suva', u'text': u'Pff that game', u'hours': 3.5, u'date': u'2016-03-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 228, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'nOmAd', u'text': u'This is a great classic.\nI just found out that the 20th anniversary edition comes with quite a bit of history and background content.\nReminds me of when I started out.', u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2016-10-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 103, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Schizkarayah', u'hours': 3.7, u'products': 127, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-10-12', u'text': u'Nostalgia!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'the.degenerate.subspace', u'text': u"Great old Game. Fun to play again after so many years. It's classic.", u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2016-10-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198046621898', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 183, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Dr.Shimapan', u'hours': 102.6, u'products': 314, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'just as you thought games like monopoly smashes friendships this games come out of nowhere\nturn based mayhem and turn arounds which often leaves you wondering where it all went so wrong\nperfect for wasteing hours on a relative relaxing game until you start pulling hair out', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Careful Weed', u'hours': 45.8, u'products': 138, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'Great game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Grampa Walker', u'text': u'First off, I\'d like to say when I first came across this game I had absolutely no interest in it. Of course I stopped to look it when I first saw it, though all I thought was "Oh, neat. Really doesn\'t look like my thing, though." I passed this game up, tossed it on my "not interested" list, and for a while forgot it even existed until a friend of mine brought it up, telling me to buy it, to which I said I didn\'t have interest, though he eventually convinced me to try it out when it was on sale.\nLong story short, I\'m frankly glad he told me to try it, as it\'s one of my favorite board games, despite not being physical. It\'s grueling, difficult, unforgiving, traitorous, unpredictable, and games can 180 several times in just one game. Your literal only goal is to screw everyone else around you over as much as possible to win, and I love every second of it. Even if I yell at the screen when my nearly assured victory it crumpled up, and thrown in the trash like a poor first draft.\nI\'m not the best at reviews, but I can say this:\nIf you like board games,and  card games, this is the game for you.\nIf you like immense difficulty, this is the game for you.\nIf you like being surrounded by the most conniving, scheming, underhanded people around, and having to think as dirty as possible to come out the biggest snake in the metaphorical basket, this is the game for you.\nMost importantly of all, if you\'re a terrible person, then buy this game immediately.. Buy it, and screw over/be screwed over by other terrible people. You\'ll regret it, and keep coming back for more.', u'hours': 19.5, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 135, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'BEGUN', u'hours': 9.4, u'products': 13, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'text': u'Its 2D but it deliver a very nice stealth games! You desire your own way to finish the mission, the graphic looks epic just like Shank games if you ever played. And the killing actions are so damn crazy, with lot of killing movement types. You have your own way to kill all the enemies in silence or just to sneak over like a ghost finishing the mission. 1 of the best stealth 2D platformer, also the price is worth it. Reccomended!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'GoldenBMXer', u'hours': 20.4, u'products': 58, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'text': u'It\'s like playing through a show on Cartoon Network, the art design mostly sell\'s it as that. Really good stealth and easy to get the hang of.\n<EVERYTHING BELOW REFERS TO THE DIFFERENT SKINS YOU UNLOCK>\nThe most challanging way to play is using the "Path of Silence," running through the whole game with no kills and no alarms. New game plus makes it even more challanging.\nThe most fun I had, was using the "Path of the Hunter" to get through the level as fast as possible and killing everyone.\n"Path of Nightmares" is also pretty fun because you are able to terrify the guards easier and make them do silly things sometimes.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Dan_Smith', u'text': u'Rarely has stealth been done this well in gaming. It is a polished and satifying game of predator and prey. A must play for anyone even remotely enjoys stealth games.', u'hours': 12.1, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198028464241', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 200, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'CamoYT', u'text': u'I will say this game is pretty good and DEVELOPERS READ THIS!!!!!there is a GAME BREAKING glitch where enemys stop dropping coins and you can no longer progress at all', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198294972704', u'product_id': u'660340', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 32, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Kyojin', u'text': u'This game is good, quite good actually, but nothing can prepare you to how much \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665t you will have to go through in order to successfully beat the game. (And that\'s good, it\'s challenging)\nYou will die. A LOT.\nThere is that cryptic NES style gameplay.\nEnemies auto target you.\nHowever, it gets easier when you have a bit of upgrades, the game opens up at that point. There is a distinct progression of "stealth" tactics to "run and gun". The map also looks misleadingly more huge than it seems. The only downside is that I seriously wish there was a Turbo Button, because clicking 60 times to kill an enemy when you don\'t have the damage upgrades is really tedious. (Get these ones first)\nIn essence, the whole game is like the game designer just mashed up Silver Surfer with The legend of Zelda. Click the enemies, and have that Red Tunic for the Fire Temple and everything is going to be fine.', u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2017-11-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197984770447', u'product_id': u'660340', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 72, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Ferrick4', u'text': u'Although being very hard starting out (on Pure mode), it become quite rewarding when your robot gets more powers and can finally start killing things without repairing each time. As long as you are prepared to die often (and hopefully save often), it is not that challenging to go from barely killing the opening enemies to taking on bosses. Recommended for anyone who enjoys challenging games!', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-10-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198002816173', u'product_id': u'660340', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 78, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Amoeba', u'hours': 15.0, u'products': 68, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u"Battle Chef Brigade is a fantastic game, but it's rough around the edges. The strengths of the game are in its charming writing, art, and in the cooking gameplay. Its weaknesses would be in polish: combat animations, saving, and characters outside of Mina being shallow archetypes. Given the price point and the resources that went into Battle Chef Brigade, I think these flaws can be overlooked. At the very least, Battle Chef Brigade provides a strong base to season later with DLC or updates.\nThere are also a few small, non-gamebreaking, bugs that I encountered throughout the game: performance occassionally dropped, a link to a Trello card was overlayed on the top of my screen, and during a certain event a super annoying buzzing sound starts playing. It does go away, however, and not too big of a deal. Also, achievements do not seem to track as well as they should. I have no idea when I missed a puzzle and given I'm at 0/30, I have no idea how many I missed either.\nDespite being a fan of the writing and art, I can't say there is much to write about. Characters had nuance when the writers could afford it, but most ended up being fun archetypes or personalities. The onesthat we spent the most time with were lovable and relatable. Nearly every character was grounded in some way and the dialogue felt real for characters that were expected to feel real, and out of this world for those that were obviously just cool designs. The narrative was less thought-provoking and more feel-good given the people you defeated were nearly always on your side to begin with. It reads like the third or fourth arc of an anime and achieves its goal of giving you people to root for and giving simple narrative conflicts to resolve through battle and cooking.\nAt the end of the day, what makes Battle Chef Brigade a fantastic game is the cooking. Throughout the game Battle Chef Brigade introduces new gem types, restrictions, and cooking utensils. Your restricted loadout meant that how you played was tied to what tools you decided to bring to that match. The progression system and having to purchase items at the shop meant that how you played consistently evolved until you reached your style of cooking. That keeps gameplay fresh.\nEvery match is also different as different judges have different tastes and you have to work with the theme ingredient on top of everything else. Given you choose a loadout before seeing the theme & tastes, it's also better to create a loadout that can work around these restrictions. Add in a time limit in Hard -- the timer is integral to a feeling of tension -- and you kind of create a sub-game of optimization within the main game.\nTo that end, I think Battle Chef Brigade manages to create a fresh core gameplay loop that rewards creativity and experimentation. I changed my loadouts multiple times until I eventually settled on a set of expertise books that were easy and consistent to trigger. Since the opponents were not super challenging (I only lost once and swept most of my opponents with ease), I was never really afraid of losing. Instead, I focused on how many points I could score in a given challenge. There is a strong sense of satisfaction that stems from having a dish that matches the flavour, theme, and triggers multiple cooking expertise conditions.\nMy main criticism outside of polish would be that the core combat loop felt unsatisfying. The animations for the monsters lacked fluid tells that I am accustomed to from games like Monster Hunter or Dark Souls. Fighting monsters became a lot of timing rather than reacting to their movements. Perhaps that was a design choice, but I felt frustrated whenever I had to fight a dragon or a hydra. Animations are less of an issue with monsters that you can combo and kill at your own leisure. You have complete agency as a player there.\nWhat is great about Battle Chef Brigade is that you have the choice to avoid the parts you do not like. If you do not like fighting, using mostly vegetables is completely viable. If you don't like dealing with restrictions like bones or poison, you can work around them through different cooking utensils. While there are no narrative choices, the way you choose to play the game is pretty open.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'laxentis', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 918, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2013-11-25', u'text': u'Best racing game ever.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'otterTOAST', u'text': u'HHEEEUUUNNGH. Probably the closest thing Imma get to a redwall game fam.', u'hours': 3.4, u'date': u'2017-11-15', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198049421847', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 58, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'math3wmat15', u'hours': 47.8, u'products': 6, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u"Years later and the game is still a must have and a worthy addition to any one who doesn't own it. The only game that gives free dlc that are worth than that of any tripple A titles. The online gameplay is what keeps this game going and its a beyond awesome experience. With the right friends online play will be easy for any newbies.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'spiritedrinoa', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 334, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-09-03', u'text': u'From a first glance, the description of the game reminded me a bit of Odell Lake, but on a full pond level. I loved that game, and so was excited to try this.\nThe game doesn\'t give much feedback, so it\'s not very clear what impact releasing various amounts of different creatures has on the ecosystem. I also didn\'t notice much "interaction" between the creatures during my playthrough. Didn\'t notice any creatures seeming to "flee" from their predators. When the predator was trying to eat, the prey seemed to just stay still?\nChanges seem to take a while to take effect, and there\'s no way to really fast forward to see how your combination is affecting the ecosystem.\nGood if you want a genuinely casual, slow-paced game that you have to figure out through sheer trial and error. Has potential, but as it currently plays, it\'s not my cup of tea.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'gleep_thedragon', u'text': u"It's free, so it's not like I can say it's not worth the price. But you do kind of get what you pay for. It would  be fine as a relaxing time waster if it weren't for the fact that it's not particularly relaxing. Call me overly sympathetic, but watching a pond full of animals die over and over again is not my idea of a fun time. It feels like they wanted it to be minimalist but the result is that you have no control. There's no UI, there's no data available, there's no way to know what caused an animal to die or not. You can spawn an animal, wait a while, and then when it dies spawn another. After spawning a few things there's a timer preventing you from spawning new animals until the old ones have died, so it's not like you can spam it often to get the illusion of life in the pond--you're stuck doing nothing until things die. With no information, there's no way to know what you need to do to balance the pond. I found that incredibly frustrating, and gave up after a matter of minutes. Maybe if you have a great deal of patience you can eventually find a way through sheer trial and error to actually balance the pond and get a living ecosystem going, but I doubt it. The graphics aren't ugly, but they're nothing special either. The movement of the animals in the pond seems to be identical and random--for example, the otter swims around exactly like the fish, never surfacing for oxygen. Again, it's free, so I'm not sure it's worth complaining about, but if you couldn't even be bothered to put the tiniest bit of effort into the only visual movement on screen, why even bother making the game?\nIf you're not actually looking for a game to play, and just want to do nothing for a while except spawn an animal every minute or so while you watch other animals die, I suppose this is the game for you.", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-08-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'user_id': u'76561198052574067', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 82, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Girlfiend', u'text': u'Beautiful, relaxing and difficult. Fun game to try out and play for a while.', u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2017-08-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197993521769', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 130, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Mr Muscle', u'hours': 27.4, u'products': 379, u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2014-08-24', u'text': u"Fantastic 90s style RPG with some incredibly immersive dungeon crawling.\nFirst of all, the game is still under development, and as such it isn't very well optimised. I'd ONLY recommend getting the game if you have a pretty good gaming PC.\nGraphics: Not state of the art by any means, but stay true to what exactly the developers are trying to achieve with this game.\nFor people with older/less expensive PCs there is a low detail mode, which I can't say I really like the look of, but at least it's there.\nSound: Fantastic music; especially the piece in the loading screens while waiting to enter towns. The sound effects also stay true to the feel of the game and sound similar to what you'd expect in the 90s. You'll hear monsters grunt and groan as you make your way through dungeons and it really adds to the atmposhere of the dungeons.\nGameplay: Turn based. Each map is marked by a squared grid. Each movement uses a turn. Pretty simplistic, and really easy to pick up and play.\nDungeons: By far the best part of the game; this is what the game is all about after all. The dungeons are dark and eerie, requiring a lit torch to see where you're going. They range from small narrow corridors with many twists and turns to great halls filled with pillars. The dungeons of Ahkranox are also incredibly dangerous. You're never too far from some sort of monster, or even worse, a trap!\nYes, traps play a big part in the dungeons. They range from explosion and poison traps to boulders and spikes, and if you're not careful, they just might be what kills you. When a trap is in your vicinity, your purple gem will glow and you can search by clicking in front of you and attempt to disarm it.\nMonsters also require some thought as to how you'll approach them. You'll hear their groans and when you get close your green gem will glow. Whilst combat is simple, it still requires some thought. You know the monster is there, but can't always see whether it's only a little imp or a man stomping ogre.\nDungeons also have secret passages which are indicated by your red gem glowing. You just simply click the correct wall and it opens up.\nLoot: There is tons of loot in this game. From new weapons to books to potions to troll pubes. (or something like that)\nLoot can be found both outside dungeons and inside. It can be obtained from barrels, chests, crates, monsters, urns, tables, and so on. As for monsters, you'll often debate whether or not the loot is worth the risk.\nDifficulty: Malevolence is an incredibly difficult game overall. However, it is only really as difficult as you make it for yourself.\nEverything comes down to being prepared, forward thinking, being careful and knowing when you're beaten. You really are your own worst enemy in this game.\nPermadeath and Leaderboards: By selecting permadeath, your save data is deleted when you die. (obviously) But when you play a permadeath character, there's a chance that if you can survive long enough to reach a certain level, that you'll make the leaderboards.\nLand Claiming: Any time you find a new area you can hit f11 and see who who discovered the area first, or claim any already unclaimed land. The world is infinite, so there's always a chance that you can put your own name to something.\nIn short: If you're looking for an immersive, challenging dungeon crawler with a retro feel, this is it. It's already fantastic to play and can only get better with time. :)", u'early_access': True, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Tre_Selor', u'hours': 7.3, u'products': 703, u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2014-08-08', u'text': u"This game is awesome! I get scared pretty easily while playing this game, a few times I've jumped from my seat, something about knowing that if you die its all over takes it to a whole new level. Nothing like sinking hours into a game, just to die at the hands of a hidden trap. When they say its infinite they mean it, MILLIONS of places to explore, everytime you play the game can be a new adventure, or you can choose to start out in the same area.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Jymbo', u'hours': 19.2, u'products': 292, u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2014-07-30', u'text': u"This is probably one of the most worth-while buys in a long time, that and Endless Legend. This game is an amazing hardcore/old-school RPG. Incorperating some of my favorite features, such as FPS view, grid-basedness among other things but adds new features too. Including a infinite procedureally-generated world, but that world stays persistent for everyone plays once its generated. I will warn though, for the niche gamer, not everyone. Do beware as the graphics and other things are out dated but that shouldn't matter too much if you dig it. But well worth it, I reccomend to RPG fanatics.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'foln', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 65, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2014-11-18', u'text': u'Yawn..............', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Hula121', u'text': u"You are fighting Space Nazis, in space. As if regular Nazis weren't bad enough, you have to deal with these Space Nazis with their Space Zeppelins who want to hurl asteroids at the Earth. Also, apparently Sarah Palin is the President.", u'hours': 3.3, u'date': u'2014-11-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 793, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'swarmkiller', u'text': u'forget this piece of crap, really', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2014-11-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198026028478', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 239, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Reiximus', u'text': u"worst controlls i've ever seen and played with\ndisgusting, but nice idea thou", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2014-11-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198120186389', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 38, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Hraklea', u'text': u'The game is pretty fun, both campaign and versus mode, but the mouse sensibility is terrible. Never misclicked so often in a game before. Do not play this without a gamepad!', u'hours': 47.0, u'date': u'2017-03-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198017238460', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 74, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Polifimia', u'text': u'A causal game on the HoMM universe based on the match-3 recipe. Cartroonish-style heroes for a younger player base.\nThe game is quite interesting a differs from typical match-3 games as you build attacking formations with links and also defensive walls. There are various units and hero abilities and a length campaign. About strategy the game has nothing to do with the first awesome HoMM games. Still I would rank it higher than the latest monstrosities of the series...\nPros:\n+ nicely crafted casual game with many different units and hero abilities\n+ main campaign has long duration\n+ cute graphics and environments as well as unit animations\n+ interesting boss battles that differ from the regular fights\nCons\n- frequent and rather long loading times\n- rather repetitive towards the end. Fractions may have different units but eventually it is always: legendary >> champion >> regular units\n- could contain more boss fights with varied objectives rather than depleting opponents health\n- in many boss battles the last columns to the left and right play no role. The field is already rather limited in size\n- tried 2-3 times the multiplayer but was never able to find an opponent\nAll-in-all a good and solid casual game for those who seek games following the match-three concept.', u'hours': 36.0, u'date': u'2017-02-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198014242486', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 1387, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Fou-Lu', u'text': u"Strategy/puzzle hybrid that doesn't really have anything to do with the Might and Magic franchise, but still manages to be a solid, fun entry into the versus-puzzle genre. Genuinely fun with an expansive, somewhat lengthy story campaign.", u'hours': 3.2, u'date': u'2017-02-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198002124849', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 720, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'OneAboveTuna', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 152, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2015-12-20', u'text': u'Pretty boring', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Dochtie', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 50, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2015-12-17', u'text': u'Rubbish.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Frizx83', u'text': u"I give this game a chance and I played it more than enough.\nDon't waste your money.\nno story\nno fun", u'hours': 4.1, u'date': u'2015-12-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197988512156', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 291, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Coastal', u'text': u'Chaaaaaaaaa! brrrp! chaaaa!\nrepeat ad nauseum.', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2015-12-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 783, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'srgarner1', u'text': u'make it free to play', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-12-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198028609360', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 34, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'philip.johnson', u'text': u'Overall rating: 7/10\nIt\'s clear that quite a bit of effort went into this game. If you enjoy JRPGs with heavy customization, you should have fun with this one.\nThe game has mouse support and also starts out with the ability customize the difficulty and the visibility of enemies. I chose "Hard" and it did genuinely feel hard, so it appears well balanced. I would wager that I may have died in the first encounter if I had chosen "Legendary", the hardest difficulty.\nThe levels are well laid out and the mapping is quite good. I will admit that I haven\'t played too far in the game, but I can already tell that this is a solid game.', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2017-05-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198391793932', u'product_id': u'461340', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 5, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'wrb41977', u'text': u'This is an interesting game. The concept involves time travel in hopes of reversing the pollution of the "present" day (considering they have time travel, it is probably future to us). A journalist hears a rumor that the military might be involved in some secret project, goes to check on it... and touches the wrong buttons (of course), stranding him and someone else in the past. While trying to survive, they make acquaintances and try to fit in.\nGameplay is smooth, and the graphics are beautiful (for an RPGMaker). Areas are set up with care and forethought, as are encounters. This game looks to be quite a blast.', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2017-04-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198069159152', u'product_id': u'461340', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 720, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Sinergy', u'text': u'A very well made game.  The attention to detail in the maps is great, and so far it has been very balanced, in terms of minimal need for grinding, the rewards given for exploration and sidequests.  For the most part, each party member is useful too.\nThe story is quite well made, the interactions between characters are well written and show consistent character, and there is plenty of humour, and much of it is genuinely funny.  I have to admit that the humour can be a bit "trope-y" at times, but a lot of the humour is unique to the setting of the story, and so there is also some originality in there too.\nOne thing I liked was that the majority of weapons that you get are not bought in stores.  Most (so far) are found through story events.  Also, each new piece of equipment is not strictly crucial, there hasn\'t yet been a need to grind, but there has still been good rewards for exploration.\nThis is the first game by this creator that I\'ve played and it really is well made.', u'hours': 7.4, u'date': u'2017-04-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198332090483', u'product_id': u'461340', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 89, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'tmwfte', u'hours': 2.4, u'products': 5158, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2015-03-08', u'text': u"I've only had the chance to get ankle-deep into the story so far, but Bot Colony offers a fairly rich and developed game world with interesting characters, plot, and mechanics.  It's both a third and first-person adventure (different scenarios feature different perspectives depending on who or what you're controlling at the time) which makes things interesting. I've had the opportunity to try out both text and speech commands and I'm highly impressed by how responsive and easy it is to communicate in the game.  A bit of trial and error is necessary to figure out certain procedures (and indeed figure out what to do) but I found that part of the fun.  In a way, the errors and breakdown of communication are part of what makes the game more immersive.\nI'm also extremely pleased that the game has at least another month's lease on life and that there's the real possibility of it coming back to availability on wide release.  This is a fairly ambitious game with innovative mechanics that needs time for you to experience how rich the game world is, in addition to teaching both yourself and the game how to interpret your commands.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'-GEM- \u03a9 Childofdagon', u'hours': 9.7, u'products': 1304, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2015-03-08', u'text': u"A next Generation game with Speech Recognition Skills, where you can talk or write to characters to command or just do some small talk. Nice futuristic music nice atmosphere, beautiful level and character design. In the tutorial you learn how to command robots and interact with them. Sometimes you will find really funny sentences. Narrative, it's a good sci-fi thriller about industrial espionage and a bot colony where the machines went out of control. A game with high potential but it needs more audience so finally everyone can enjoy the conversations with the AI.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'diabLo-Designz', u'hours': 1.9, u'products': 3668, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-03-06', u'text': u'Could play some time and the game is not bad i must say.\nIt is absolutely not easy but the technique behind it is very interesting and it makes fun to play around.\nThe interacting with objects is a bit hard and not that intuitive. Could be better.\nI like the graphic artstyle and how the robots look, the interior is fine too.\nSad that they soon shut down the servers.\nI hope they can revive the servers at some point so i can play further, still hope i can understand how all that stuff works.\nAnd its too bad we couldnt speak to the robots, only write.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Alenonimo', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 3455, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2013-11-27', u'text': u'This game is as cheesy as it can get and has some playability issues. But looks promising.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'DarkEvil', u'hours': 0.0, u'products': 7360, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2013-11-23', u'text': u"This is a bit old and the controls will sometimes be frustrating if you expect a very polished game. On the other hand, Freedom Force will appeal to the comic book fan in you, with a cheesy superhero story and many heroes met along the way.\nAll characters have a different set of powers: some stick to walls, some can fly and some can pick up heavy objects. Plus, the buildings can be destroyed.\nIt's an old flawed game, yet controlling a team of superheroes is as fun as I remember it to be in this game that hasn't been totally replicated (except for its sequel of course).\nThe developer made System Shock 2 and would go on to make BioShock.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'TrinTong', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 344, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2013-11-11', u'text': u'I can call this game "the father of all those heroes game".\nGreat heroic story line, 4 heroes pick, level up system, etc.\nThis game is the standard for all those who come after.\nAnd it still fun to play !!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'mann Mannco.trade', u'text': u'Super', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198405911117', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 3, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Antonluisre', u'text': u'This is were art is born.', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198233136780', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 37, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'korterkaks  \ufe3b\u30c7\u2550\u4e00\u4e00', u'text': u'stop making fnaf sfm u weebs!', u'hours': 18.0, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198126266508', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 13, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'FVS', u'text': u'I love the concept. The puzzle is easy to me.', u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2017-09-24', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 0, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 67, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Reinhardt', u'text': u"Back to bed is a puzzle game that presents a calming, and a 'puzzling' environment. One in the sense of an enjoyable challenge.\nThe story focuses on our main character Bob, who suffers of narcolepsy. Because of this disorder, he falls asleep and his environment will shift to a surreal world when he is in his unconscious state. Where we fit in is us playing as Subob: a small green dog with a human face, who will aid in bringing Bob back to his bed. That is our goal of the game, for the most part. (Whereas in Nightmare mode, we'll need to collect keys too)\nOnly the AWSD keys or Mouse click is needed to move our character, and using space or click to interact with items.\nThe visuals in the game is simple, with a nice blend of soft and warm colours, and textures to the atmosphere. As shown in the trailer and screenshots, effects and animations are minimalistic. This does not indicate lack of content, but rather, a more relaxing approach to the player\u2019s eyes. It's suitable to the story and theme, as well as the title itself!\nEnlarged apples, flying chest pieces and fish planks exist, and the entire platform itself is designed with heavy cognitive illusions. The challenge is definitely present when understanding the latter. These aspects, as well as the story and controls are aspects that I enjoyed.\nHowever, the audio and narrative were somewhat of a letdown. The background presents little to no music, with excluding the sound effects of the characters and our movements. I also found the voice of the narrator extremely slow, robotic, and too grim to explain the story and tutorial. It was ... intimidating to hear, all right.\nOverall, the game play was a fun experience. No bugs or glitches occurred, and other features that play as good motivators are the achievements, all that were easy to 100% within a few hours. The captions are also a plus\n.\nTo conclude this review, Back to Bed is a game I would recommend to any puzzle-loving folks out there!", u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2017-09-24', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 1, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 411, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'TheSenvo\u2122', u'hours': 3.0, u'products': 153, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-09-24', u'text': u'i love this game so much\nyou can play this game for kill the time', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'ColoredMoons | DeVaSteD Squad', u'hours': 2.9, u'products': 39, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-02-11', u'text': u'Rumble Fighter, is an amazing MMORPG, that falls under the categories of games such as Dungeon Fights, and TVA 2. Not only does it have a thriving community, but it\'s gameplay is even more thrilling, and engaging at it\'s peak.  Monthly Updates and Bug Fixes allows Rumble Fighter to work at it\'s greatest, all the while allowing players to enjoy the game, and it\'s variety of items, not only are they buyable with in-game currency, but rare items are gainable through events, in which most are Holiday related.\nMany players say that, the community is full of "toxic" players, but all games have toxicity, and if you look beyond the negativity of \'Old Generation\' players who are mad that their way of playing has changed,  a new generation can shine brightly, because no one likes your grandparents shouting about "Back in my day..Rumble Fighter was actually playable".\nOnline Forums on the website -\n, is very active, despite what people may say, they just don\'t get on a lot.\nGamePlay is fun and interactive, with many different types of fighting styles to choose from, you can master tactics to make yourself unstoppable. Not to mention, they different types of game options that you can master, and your name spread around.\nCommunity, this is where the controversy is, because your hearing it from Old Gen players, and frankly, they most likely get on every other month.\n-- THIS GAME IS VERY MUCH ALIVE, AND DESPITE THE EDGYNESS AND CRINGENESS OF SOME ROLEPLAYERS, RUMBLE FIGHTER IS NOWHERE NEAR AS TOXIC AS SOME OTHER MMORPGS.\nThe fact is, you shouldn\'t be listening to these old\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665grandpas, listen to a gal who started just a few months ago, got her name spread around, and is loving the game, and having tons of fun with friends, who were just like you, SKEPTIC because of hateful comments, trust me.\nThis game is fun, empty your mind of all the hate in the Reviews, and just play from your own perspective.\nIf you want to ever play with someone fun and exciting, and cheerful! IGN: Maomi\nMaomi-chan Out!~', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Keisuke Takahashi', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 17, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-02-10', u'text': u'the game itself isnt bad and everyone else says that but the game itself is ok. But the friggen servers suck, 9/10 times your time is taken up by the \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 thing it calls a launcher, it always crashes and the file transfer thing always fails. the game is ok, I like the scrolls, exocores, and level design. But its held back by the \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 who thought that that mostrosity of a launcher was a good idea', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'\u300cKAIROS\u300d', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 35, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-02-07', u'text': u'Edit - It may not seem that I have many hours, but 1. I don\'t always launch it from steam (Takes more time) 2. Does not account for my extreme amount of hours when before this was on Steam (OGPlanet - Original Owners)\nNo this isn\'t a polished 2017 game.\nRumble Fighter has always been there since ~2010 and so on.\nThis game was apart of my childhood.\nBesides the obvious subjectivity,\nthe game does not full screen as in 16:9. (This does not bother me as I just enjoyed the game)\nthe game has a low population (A small community that doesn\'t seem to grow)\nthe game hasn\'t been updated to look like a 2017 game, but that\'s because it isn\'t. It was made in 2007 and 10 years of age will make it seem unpolished.\nThis game doesn\'t lag, no matter what computer I have used it has never lagged.\nWhy do I recommend this game for the 2 people and maybe someone on my friends list who is stalking my reviews?\nIt really depends, if you come into this game expecting a new game, you will be disappointed and almost immediately stop playing and never come back.\nThis game DOES require skill, there\'s many techniques and tricks you can pull off to outplay your enemy.\nThis game DOES have microtransactions / minor pay to win. If you\'re truly pro, you can easily defeat others even if they purchase Scrolls / Exocores / Stat Items. Carat items are available with stats as well.\nWhy I like this game from 2010-now?\n+ The Customization. I\'ve always loved customizations and this game does well for me.\n+ Anime / artstyle - not much to say, I just really enjoy how it looks.\n+ Community - Not the toxic/salty players (In every game there is always those bunch) but how the community created a gamemode that never was official, but players somehow made it official. "NHAA" (No Hitting At All) is a player-made game mode where fights are prohibited unless you ask to spar 1v1s or ask for permissions, the purpose is to farm carats and chat and relax.\n+ Nostalgia: I actually enjoyed this game and played it very much near 2010 when I was around 10+ years old. It still is fun to me to this day.\nIs this game ideal? No. Is this game good? No, not really, it is many imperfections, minor glitches (i.e. airgrabbing, counter glitches - which don\'t / can\'t ruin gameplay), and also is not as professional as 2017 games are, but that\'s not what this is. This is your chill game to meet other people and enjoy fighting / outplaying your enemy. I recommend this game because if there were more players, I would definitely be playing this way more often.\nFrom an old generation player. - KillerJames (Old IGN, is now "Jett")', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Ozzkek', u'text': u'8/10\nKevin Conroy is Batman. Mark Hamil is The Joker. Nothing more to be said.', u'hours': 21.0, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198073201671', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 341, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'FlyMeToTheMoon', u'hours': 35.4, u'products': 1170, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u"The first of the great Batman games by Rocksteady. It has the most difficult combat of all 3. The story is great. The gameplay is immersive and you don't feel as overpowered as in the other 2. The voice acting is great.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'"K!R@"', u'text': u'Its a Awsome game I played in PS4 but still i wnat to play this game.', u'hours': 4.2, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198043231402', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 60, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'VahidSlayerOfAll', u'text': u'its a basic fling the object game', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-05-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198094803808', u'product_id': u'518120', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 1369, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'BlindErised', u'text': u'On a multimonitor setup, everytime the game window loses focus, it crashes, it doesn\'t let you play in windowwed mode nor does it lock the cursor into itself as most "fullscreen" games do. Making it very easy to accidently move the mouse outside of it\'s playable area. This alone makes it unplayable.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-05-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197999349784', u'product_id': u'518120', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 607, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'@vatar', u'text': u'Too many bugs.', u'hours': 4.4, u'date': u'2017-05-23', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'518120', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 293, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'catwhowalksbyhimself', u'hours': 25.8, u'products': 548, u'product_id': u'554220', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'text': u"Another take on the RPG match 3 mashup type game.  Unlike Puzzle Quest, it takes more of a party based approach with each party memeber contributing one passive ability and being able to hold 2 items which give you your active abilities.  It isn't as in depth as Puzzle Quest, but is much more so than most other mashup games I've seen, plus has a fun sense of humor and simple, but enjoyable cartoon style graphics.  Recommended if you like the Match 3 mashup type of game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u"rick ross' necklace", u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 305, u'product_id': u'554220', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-04', u'text': u'Have you played 10000000 or YMBAB? This is the game for you. Simple and very fun!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'My City', u'text': u'-Co op partner betrays me\n-Stun locked my co op partner\n-Killed him\n-Took his body\n-Took the woman we both wanted to save\nGreat story betrayal/10', u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2016-02-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198022514675', u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 252, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'SandSquid16', u'text': u"I have not played this game a great deal, but I can already say that I would not recommend it. While cliches can be entertaining, the writing takes it to the next level. I will admit, some of the world building had me incredibly fascinated, but it's a little difficult to understand it all if the game does not properly respond to you attempting to choose dialogue options. Additionally, the game's movement is utterly broken, no matter which character I play: it constantly forces me to move to the left, and makes moving near impossible otherwise.\nThis game is just riddled with problems and the cons far outweigh the pros. I wouldn't recommend buying it.", u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2016-02-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198068213971', u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 130, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'mundybuddy', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 70, u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-02-09', u'text': u'I Didnt like this game the way. I thought. But I did only give it 1hr of play time never played it again. lol. The movement and hitting felt bad, wasnt fun.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Wakane', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 638, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-10-11', u'text': u'Keep crashing on me', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'xterminal86', u'text': u"I played the original quite a long time ago, back when I had 486, year 2001 or something. Replay value is zero, but it's OK.", u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2016-10-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198025625270', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 486, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Mussie', u'text': u'Hard to play. Was only able to get so far. THe puzzles are hard or it glitches.', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2016-10-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198020362935', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 114, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'stevesim89', u'text': u'not worth it', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-10-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198004384209', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 266, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Sheep', u'text': u"Really competitve game with hard working devs.\nYou can play with up to 6 players on a board. You may play in Teams or you may chose to only play 1vs1. It's completly up to you. You can misfortunes to other players to make their life in their game a little bit more hell. Or you can send them to Jail to be in good community with other players. While everyone else is in Jail or destroyed by misfortunes you love to play your secret and criminal cards for gaining even more malice.\nThis game is full of corruption. May you be the most corrupted one to empty the pockes of your enemies.", u'hours': 1257.3, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 230, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Paws', u'text': u'very fun game with your friends', u'hours': 145.2, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198376305531', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 22, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'James \u2665\u263c\u2660', u'hours': 107.7, u'products': 66, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'Great board game. Wish it were more popular. 10/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Og_matty_b', u'text': u'Great game! Lots of fun!', u'hours': 16.9, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198119667173', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 74, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'szuncoll1.9', u'hours': 11.3, u'products': 111, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'text': u'I wish there could be more games like this.\nClearly perfect, great gameplay, enjoyment 100%\nJust buy it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'ludicrat', u'text': u"A charming paean to the stealth genre. Its narrative is a mishmash of tired tropes, but that's beside the point. My favorite stealth game of all time.", u'hours': 5.5, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197999620305', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 254, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Musk', u'text': u'"I\'m here to help you. Rule number one: Don\'t get me killed."\n- Ora', u'hours': 20.2, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 1172, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'ekkess', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 45, u'product_id': u'660340', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-10-31', u'text': u"This game is a test of patience, and I\nit from start to when I was finished with the game. That's right, I didn't finish this game, instead, I knew after less than an hour. The game uses NO EXPLANATION. For that start,\nThe controls were the only thing that were tolerable. The game's music felt worse than a cheese grater that screams grating my ears off. There isn't even a mute button. Hell, there isn't even an options menu. Gameplay is boring, no explanation is given, and the graphics make my eyes hurt. This game deserves to be forgotten through the vast amount of better games.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'infidelc', u'text': u"I'd like to see some more challenge in part 2: write all upgrade descriptions in binary code. That would be hardcore!", u'hours': 3.7, u'date': u'2017-10-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198045604590', u'product_id': u'660340', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 32, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'lwhc92', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 24, u'product_id': u'660340', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-10-19', u'text': u'The game is too hard. Should have easy, medium and hard mode. The music is also pretty annoying.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'IRememberYou......', u'text': u'Its SOOOOO HARD!!', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-10-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198385471486', u'product_id': u'660340', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 11, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'sniperus34', u'text': u'This game is harder than dark souls! I thought it was going to be relaxing but everything died before i could!', u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2017-08-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198124024041', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 84, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'sammzi', u'text': u"It's really relaxing, I wish there were somehow achievements, but it was still fun to play for a short while.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-07-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198309362894', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 44, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'linzjwig', u'text': u'lovely little pond simulator thingy ^.^', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-07-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198187195669', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 5, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Tyrknight', u'text': u'this game sucks', u'hours': 26.9, u'date': u'2014-06-21', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198057020121', u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 24, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Reayn', u'text': u'Awesome - The potentiel here is VERY significant. Even in early access, this is definitely a MUST buy -\nKeep up the great work dev!', u'hours': 15.1, u'date': u'2014-06-19', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198041800800', u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 1269, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Hybrid Moment', u'text': u'As with all Early Access games, you need to give thought to what could or will happen, not what is happening now. I admit to being splightly disappointed with the low amount of things to do so far, but future plans look bright and the game is challenging enough to keep me going.', u'hours': 2.9, u'date': u'2014-05-19', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197962911798', u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 491, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'brokensteelcache', u'text': u'too good to play.', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2014-11-14', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198043292683', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 356, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Dark Firebrand', u'text': u'I guess if you\'ve never played a flight sim like colony wars, these controls would be "horrible" but if you know how to play one of these, they\'re actually pretty solid.  Nothing flashy, near futuristic ship models, nazi ufos, very intentional B movie scripting.  If you like to fly around and blow things up, this is pretty fun.', u'hours': 12.2, u'date': u'2014-11-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198056928006', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 383, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Sisyphus', u'hours': 7.1, u'products': 415, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2014-11-12', u'text': u"short version: an average, semi open world, space shooter with repetitive gameplay but a nice cheesy story that should last you 5 to 7 hours. Recommended on sales\nLonger version:\nwhat I liked\n- over the top,  almost nonsensical story\n- cheesy live action cinematics. (beware lots of Satirical use of ethnic stereotypes)\n- decent number of ships ( paying about 2 dollars I had very low expectations)\n- different enemy ships have different week spots on their hauls adding a bit of variety to the fighting\n- the overmap gives the game a bit of sandboxy field\n- I liked the designs of the ships very much\nWhat I did not like:\n- enemy variety. I remember about 6 enemy types which is not too bad for a budget title but still repetitive for 7 hours\n- lack of veriety in weapons\n- upgrade system is linear and is mostly stat increase rather than adding new unique abilities\n- game play is repetitive\n- game does not explain itself well. For example , I don't remember the game mentioning the concept of week points\n- some Setpiece are very buggy and clunky (specially the last mission)", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'--', u'text': u'Cute little game. Might become too repetetive tho', u'hours': 4.6, u'date': u'2017-02-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198031174808', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 168, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'samirato', u'text': u"want more of this game, it's too short.", u'hours': 50.5, u'date': u'2017-02-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197971380682', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 417, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'\u03c1\u043e\u0455\u03b9\u0442\u044f\u043e\u0438_', u'text': u'Might & Magic: Clash Of Heroes is a match 3 turn-based strategy R.P.G. developed by Capybara Games and published by Ubisoft. As an avid fan of all four of those genres, I have to say that I thoroughly enjoyed this gem of a title from start to finish. The game takes place in the beautifully crafted fantasy world of Ashan which has been a staple of all the Might & Magic titles released over the last couple of years. During a meeting between a group of powerful elven and human families of importance and nobility, the serene setting of this peaceful gathering is horribly interrupted by a suprise demon attack. Taken completely off-guard, the adults are swiftly overwhelmed and slaughtered but not before one of the mages quickly opens a portal whisping the families surviving children away from the deadly carnage. Though successful in it\'s execution, the magical portal is extremely unstable and sends each of the five kids to a different part of Ashan and this unfortunate series of events is what sets the stage for the fascinating story of Might & Magic: Clash Of Heroes. Down but definitely not out, you take control of five of the childhood heroes Anwen, Godric, Fiona, Aidan and Nadia. Scattered across five different regions of Ashan, the heroes must travel their own dangerous paths to grow in strength, unravel a demonic plot, and ultimately save the world from Chaos.\nUnlike other Might & Magic titles, the battles in this game take place in match 3 turn-based format. Each hero can command an army with up to five different types of units. Each unit comes in a variety of different colors and in order to charge them up for battle you must match three units of the same color. This may sound easy enough but like the old saying goes..."Easy to learn...hard to master.". Once charged, your unit will execute it\'s particular method of attack against your opponent with the goal being to defeat your enemy before they in turn defeat you. Besides the fun match 3 play, there is also a heavy element of strategy involved as you decide which soldiers on the battlefield to send into attack and which to sacrifice for the greater good. You also have the chance to increase the potency of your attacks through a method called "linking". This is done by matching multiple groups of units of the same color laterally on the battlefield instantly providing an immediate boost to their attack power. Like with any particular R.P.G. worth it\'s salt, you of course earn experience points as you win battles and complete challenges thus allowing your hero to level up. Also besides the regular battles, you will face challenging boss fights, have the opportunity to take optional sidequests to complete bounties and solve a number of highly complex yet extremely fun puzzle battles that task you with finding the right combination of moves to solve them. I\'m definitely not a very smart person but I have to say that some of those puzzle battles were very very tough to solve but the satisfaction that you received after finally completing them was well worth the frustration and time spent. There is also loot to be acquired in the form of various artifacts and trinkets that you receive either through exploration, defeating foes or by completing tasks. These items will provide your hero with new abilities that will greatly help you on the battlefield.\nGraphically, Might & Magic: Clash Of Heroes is a gorgeous game to behold. The cutscene artwork has a beautiful manga-inspired look to it that is just a joy to watch as the story unfolds. The various regions of Ashan that you traverse during the course of the game are vibrantly detailed and each area has a unique look and culture of it\'s own. From the majestic woodelves of heavily forested Irollan, to the elite knights of the Holy Griffon Empire and the arcane necromancers of Heresh and beyond...you definitely will not feel like you\'ve visited the same place twice with this title. The battlefields have a wonderful visual style to them as well but the pinnacle of the graphics in this game would without a doubt be the units themselves. They are just so wonderfully stylized and animated to the point where it looks less like a videogame and more like a cartoon or anime....they are indeed that beautiful. It becomes a treat to watch them initiate their attacks after charging them up just to see what they will do. The music and sound effects also do a fine job of capturing intense moments during the story and battles as well as adding to the variety of the different environments that you visit throughout Ashan. All of this is wonderfully presented in full HD as well.\nTo summarize, I was very shocked at how great this game was when I first started playing it because I had always assumed that the Puzzle Quest series, which I adore, was the pinnacle of match 3 puzzle based R.P.G.\'s...until now. To me this title definitely gives Puzzle Quest a run for the money in those genres and I would love to see other Might & Magic match 3 titles like this one yet sadly it seems as though that may never happen. There have been other Might & Magic games released since this one but they have all returned to the tried and true formula of turn based strategy minus the match 3 of this particular title. Despite that, I really enjoyed this game and will continue to play for years to come and would highly recommend this title to any fan of match 3, puzzle, strategy, R.P.G. or any combination of the four. Might & Magic: Clash Of Heroes is a title that any Steam user would be proud to have in their library.', u'hours': 35.4, u'date': u'2017-02-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 466, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'silly name', u'text': u"Fun little game, definitely worth the low purchase price.\nPros: Cheap, good for a few days of fun, satisfying challenge, memes, catchy music, backgrounds change.\nCons: Your ship always ends up the same once you hit full upgrades, so it doesn't matter what upgrades you choose. Early game is a bit grindy. About as much depth as a mobile game.", u'hours': 13.3, u'date': u'2017-07-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198072392025', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 69, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'leftgamer7', u'text': u'Buy it. Jesus approved it.', u'hours': 5.5, u'date': u'2017-07-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 41, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'HeartlessJing', u'text': u'Just watch the second video!', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2017-07-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198025486310', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 217, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'jawa64', u'hours': 9.4, u'products': 257, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2015-12-06', u'text': u"this Game is pure garbage. Awfully, Horrifically, Bad gameplay and controls. random Deleted save games\ndon't trust this developer with your money. they release broken games and incomplete games including this one.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'mdwbm', u'text': u'If you have played the first game then you know exactly what to expect from this game. Just like the first game, if you love the classic turn based RPG\'s and comical adventures, then you should really enjoy this shorter game.\nFirst off, the game continues immediately where the first games DLC ended. Literally starts at that cliffhanger ending. After you have saved Halloween and your friends, you enter a portal to return home but end up coming back a few months earlier. As you start Trick or Treating again you find out about a plot to get rid of the holiday and its costumes. So now you are on a quest to save Halloween again! Unfortunately, the game is really short. It is not too much bigger the the DLC. In my opinion, this would of been a great DLC instead of a sequel.\nThe levels in the game still have that incredibly detailed cartoonish feel. The level of detain in each area is outstanding. However, there are fewer locations and they are not as diverse. The look of the costumes all look much smoother and better detailed in combat. However, the costumes outside of combat do not look as "horribly made" as the first game. That was one of my favorite elements to the game. The horrible taped up costumes transforming into these colossal realistic versions.\nSpeaking of costumes, all the costumes you received in the first game are all gone. So you have to acquire a new set. This time around, the costumes are more traditional to the holiday. The superhero and candy corn are back but now there are costumes like ghosts, wolfman, clowns, etc. One of the changes made to this game is that the costumes can be upgraded to make them a bit more powerful.\nAlso changed is the combat. You no longer have different activations for each costume. Everyone has the same attack activation. However, they have assigned a specific button for each character. so the first character has to use button 1 for their moves and the others use button 2 and 3 respectively. From watching the trailer, you see that the combat is changed up a bit as well. You have to hit the button a the precise moment to do more damage. Later on this will be upgraded to give you two attacks. And the block will work that way as well, to include a counter attack. Stamps are gone from the game and cards are now introduced. The cards can be used in battle to give you character a boost or hurt your enemy. But they all have a cool-down timer that is about 3 fights (not rounds).\nOther than that, the game is exactly like the first game. If you enjoyed the first and the DLC, then you should enjoy this little conclusion to the set.', u'hours': 12.1, u'date': u'2015-12-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197976081787', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 375, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Terrawin', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 186, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-12-01', u'text': u'If you did not pre-order the game then you have\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ammount of content compared to the rest. The ammount of costumes in this game is completely sad... The first game had much more content and story to it. If this is the way the game had to be made then there should not have been a 2 in the first place. Double Fine used to be amazing but now I dont know if they should even bother to make games anymore.. Its pretty sad to say but Double Fine is dead. I would just pirate this game to get the pre-order content but I dont feel like wasting the time and energy.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'White Supremacy', u'text': u'Things I shouted when I was playing this game: (3 family members where harmed while I was playing)\n"STOP SHOOTING HOLY CHRIST!"-Reacting to autofire glitch\n"So you just aim for their sides?"-Reacting to how damn simple this game is\n"I would really like to eat some green balls right now"-Low health\n"OHHHHMYYYYLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORDHOOOOOOOOLYJEEEEEEEEEESUUUUUUUUS"-Autofire rocket glitch\n"THAT GUY IS A NINJA HOLY LORD!"-Getting roundhoused in the face while in mid air\n"There is a HOLE IN THE GROUND!"-Reacting to destructible surfaces\n"BURN IT TO THE GROUND!"-Me destroying dead ends and other stuff\n"EAT MY RED BALLS YOU NINJAS!"-Rockets\n"No wonder this is te best show right now this is really entertaining!"-My positive review\nA few weeks later I play it again and only my mother was complaining this time\n"MOM I AM PLAYING SHOWTIME 2069 OR 2075 WHATEVER IT WAS CALLED LEAVE ME ALONE"-My poor mother dealing with me\n"HOLY LORD I FORGOT HOW LOUD THE MUSIC WAS"-No music setting\n"AAJEESSUUS"-Getting roundhoused across the map out of nowhere\n"STOP RUBBING YOUR BALLS ON ME DEAD ROBOT NINJA PERSON MAN"-Getting stuck on a corpse\n"I WAS SOOOOO CLOSE TO FINALLY MAKING IT PAST LEVEL ONE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"-When I try my best but I don\'t succeed.\n"There is a ROCK stuck in my\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665"-Getting stuck on debris\n"Mr Develeper gaem creator guy person buddy man please help me out here"-My revised and edited review', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2016-03-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561198124925046', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 155, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'DildoFaggins', u'text': u'best game ever made.', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2016-03-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198133563350', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 25, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'loktar', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 2461, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-03-12', u'text': u"For 99 cents it isn't bad. A bit buggy at times. Would love a few more features.. but it's .99, well worth the price.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'reapergamez041206', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 3, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'text': u'sucks', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Doctor Doggo', u'text': u'My dad has diabetes', u'hours': 4.3, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198253556174', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 47, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'josephstheking201', u'text': u'so laggy', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198432138428', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 16, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Akira', u'hours': 24.2, u'products': 346, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'text': u'The Doctor Who of Final Fantasy games', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'eyelynx', u'hours': 30.1, u'products': 29, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'text': u'Muy bueno, excelente', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'imahuman', u'text': u"The combat system is almost perfect. It would be perfect if auto-chain weren't so stupid - my characters can have twice as much magic as strength fighting enemies with equal magic and physical defenses and it'll still choose to use physical moves half the time. I wouldn't even care if it could let me just program it myself (e.g. on an enemy-by-enemy basis, let me define what auto-chain does).\nThe crystarium is an okay idea, poorly implemented and utterly unexplained - there is no indication that the order in which you level things up matters (a lot) in-game; you're expected to either figure this out for yourself or read it online. I can't say how much it matters, but it's definitely not insignificant.\nI've had a few crashes; after changing a lot of things, they seem to have gone away for the moment. But this is still ridiculous given how perfectly FF13 ran.\nThe worst part of the game for me is the writing. Let me be clear: I'm perfectly happy with the story, the voice acting and the plot, and I think the gameplay and the Historia Crux/time traveling thing are perfectly fine. The writing is the part I can't get over. It's hard to explain, but it really feels like they just found a bunch of college dropouts and asked them to write a time travel story that was way above their ability and experience.\nThere are lots of little consistency issues (like the five times in a row that Serah suddenly has a change of heart and goes 'So Lightning IS alive! I believe it now!') and so much time spent on pointless introspection. The way the characters talk about time travel is really, really, really unbelievable - it's like a 14-year-old's idea of how scientists talk. How quickly Searh comes to terms with being a time traveler and how Serah and Noel talk to each other and other characters is completely, completely unbelievable after playing FF13 - it's really like they're from a whole other universe. There are many plot points that get covered either way too fast or way too slow that you're never happy with how the story is moving.\nIf you're looking for story, play FF13 and stop there. Don't even read about this game or the next one.", u'hours': 12.7, u'date': u'2017-12-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198052373608', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 235, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'bleukreuz', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 377, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2015-12-12', u'text': u'The story is ok but the other gameplay aspects is meh. Animation could\'ve been better. The "voiceover" when the secretary or other character talk is kinda annoying. If you\'re looking for Theme Hospital 2.0, this is not it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Vinci', u'hours': 7.1, u'products': 853, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-12-08', u'text': u'Hospital Tycoon is not as good as the 10 year older Theme Hospital.\nThe story mode has an awfully written story. It is supposed to be made like a drama, but the whole story arc is shallow and just bad. The graphics are the strongest point of this game, despite weird animations.\nThere are some crucial programming errors like pathing problems (Receptionists not doing their job and patients dying in the rest room) and script errors in the story, where it is impossible to finish a level after missing an instruction.\nThere are no graphs at all, just some basic stats listed for your staff. This game should not even be named a Tycoon game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'\xb5Frog', u'text': u'This the worst tycoon game I have ever played, and quite possible the worst game in general that I have ever played.\nInterface is very bad. The sims like noises the characters make when their dialog box pops up is atrocious. The game will freeze up every now and then for no reason. The minimal AI that is normally required in this type of game is horrible. I also don\'t think the developers had ever stepped foot in a hospital before they made this game.\nThe very\nof the game is bad.\nDo not go into this game expecting it to be in any way similar to the great indie "tycoon" games that are on the market (such as Prison Architect, Game Dev Tycoon, etc.) because you will be sorely disappointed.\nIt\'s just... so bad. So terribly bad.\nIf you got this game from the Humble Bundle, do yourself a favor and don\'t download it. Use the 260 MB storage that you\'ll save for something better, like pictures of Al Gore or something. Anything is better.\nI felt gross and sticky after playing just 5 minutes of the game.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2015-12-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 253, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Agitatr', u'text': u'this game is terrible. do not waste your money on this.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198012070980', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 369, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Claivain', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 162, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'text': u"Gave this a try on sale. Couldn't stomach past the first scene due to the terrible writing. I can only assume this was written in something other than English and then translated (without a full understanding of sentence structure etc). If you are picky about quality writing, I can't recommend this.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Jargonaut', u'text': u'This is a nice, well made RPG with about 20+ hours of game play, if you do all the side quests. The storyline is interesting as it involved time travel and a mix of both technology and magic. The gameworld is detailed and I played from beginning to end without encountering any bugs which is wonderful.\nI was also able to get all the achievements in a single playthrough.  The searching for secret rooms and hidden objects is another interesting hallmark of Aldorlea games which made exploration both fun and profitable. I enjoyed it.\nThis is an short/average-length, wonderful game and I recommend it to any old school RPG gamer who would like a bug free and enjoyable experience.', u'hours': 26.8, u'date': u'2017-04-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198011891156', u'product_id': u'461340', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 834, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'WarPigeon', u'text': u'Quick Review:  Bot Colony, while still a bit buggy, does some pretty amazing things with natural speech recognition, and even when the robots don\'t understand your commands it\'s generally more entertaining than frustrating.  Although you currently can\'t purchase the game from the Steam page, the dev is still selling Steam keys to anyone who understands that the game will probably be shut down and unplayable after this month (March).  If you don\'t mind this caveat, I wholeheartedly recommend that you try out this game before it\'s gone forever.\nLong Review:  I first played Bot Colony about a year ago before it was released on Steam.  At that time, the robots didn\'t understand enough commands to make the game interesting.  Solving puzzles was more about trying to guess which commands the robots recognized than it was about trying to deal with the robot\'s unique understanding of the world.\nFast forward a year, and I find out that not only has the game been released on Steam, but it is shutting down in a month for lack of funding!  You see, every time you ask one of the robots a question, it sends that question to some language-parsing servers to analyze and reply to your question.  Apparently the sales for Bot Colony have been so low that they could no longer afford this extra step, which would render the game unplayable as soon as the servers are shut down.\nI was pretty disappointed because I really wanted to try the game one more time, but luckily the dev was still selling keys to those interested.  I got the game, and the improvements over the last year were everything I had hoped for.  While the robots still rarely do what you want them to, it\'s no longer due to the fact that they don\'t recognize certain commands so much as they take everything you say literally.  For example, when I ask the robot to "pick up the cup", he asks "which one?" and then proceeds to list every cup in the house.  Or, when I tell the robot to "put the block on the dresser above the blue drawer", he balances the block precariously on the very edge of the drawer.  As a result, Bot Colony has changed from a rather boring "guess the right word" game, into a game where you really have to consider the inner logic of the robot\'s mind.  At its core it\'s an adventure game, but the language element adds a really unique puzzle element that I\'ve never seen in another game before.\nOf course, the game is still an early access game, so there are a few rough edges as well.  The walk speed seems a bit too slow for me, so I was constantly running everywhere in the game.  There was also one bug that required me to restart the level (outlined below), but it was so funny that it\'s hard not to forgive it.\nAll in all, I wholeheartedly recommend this game even though it will likely be shut down next month.  As long as you understand that the gameplay is about trying to get a somewhat overly-logical robot to follow your commands you should be able to get a lot of enjoyment out of the game within the next few weeks.  Check the forums on the Steam hub if you are interested in buying one of the remaining Steam keys from the dev!\nAnd because I like to have my cake and eat it too, here\'s the joke review that I originally wanted to post:\nIn the very first mission of the game you must complete an objective by giving commands to your prospective boss\' house robot.  I told the robot to pick up what I thought was a pepper shaker, but instead of going for the object I was looking at the robot went over to open a cupboard.  Realizing that the robot was going to pick up the wrong object, I quickly said, "Stop!" and the robot froze in mid-action with the cupboard door half-open.\n"Ok, now go back"\n...\n"Go backwards"\n...\n"Turn left"\n...\n"Go"\n...\n"Continue moving"\n...\n"I just froze you, didn\'t I?"\n...\n10/10 Would crash a multi-millionaire\'s robot butler again.', u'hours': 5.3, u'date': u'2015-03-05', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197968107996', u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 1883, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Br[A]ndy', u'text': u'\u597d\u5427 \u7b54\u5e94\u8fc7\u5199\u4e2a\u8bc4\u4ef7 \u4f46\u662f\u6211\u771f\u7684\u8fdb\u4e0d\u4e86\u6e38\u620f\u554aORZ 10\u79d2\u5185\u5fc5\u62a5\u9519 \u53ea\u80fd\u5148\u8fd9\u6837\u4e86= =', u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2015-03-04', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 10231, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'_lepik_ [afk]', u'hours': 6.2, u'products': 8119, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2015-03-04', u'text': u"interesting game, let's keep it alive :)", u'early_access': True, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Sotiris The Firebrand', u'products': 1642, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2013-11-07', u'text': u'A nice game/tribute to the Golden and Silver Ages of Comic Books.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Nik', u'hours': 4.2, u'products': 133, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2013-08-27', u'text': u'Very fun game! Play it!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Skykas', u'hours': 18.6, u'products': 38, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2013-07-26', u'text': u'Comprem, Vale muito a pena, muito divertido e totalmente customiz\xe1vel.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Stannis the Mannis', u'text': u"A great game for only 5 bucks. If you are a fan of single player, team based games or comic book heroes, you'll love this.", u'hours': 19.3, u'date': u'2013-07-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198033466031', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 45, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Christmas | BendyTheGamer', u'text': u'very good', u'hours': 27.5, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198298518589', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 12, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'DDGTheLaw', u'text': u"Very choppy maybe once it's out of beta it will be better but it's hard to make anything and it should have a totorial", u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198354710717', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 11, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'EndlessWaffles', u'hours': 15.4, u'products': 46, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'text': u"Valve: Make Proffesional Looking Movies in the Source Engive\nPeople: lmao look how funny the heavy looks when i do this\nAll in all it's pretty good, wish it was for Mac users as well", u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'MysteriousTimelord', u'hours': 26.8, u'products': 11, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'text': u'izz good!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'\u01a4\u0196\u019d\u0198 \u019c. \u0198\u0196\u018a', u'text': u'This is a quite a fun little game. I enjoyed it and comlpeted it in a few hours.\nOverall, I would recommend buyig this game, although I suggest (like I do in many of my reviews) to wait till it goes on sale.', u'hours': 7.8, u'date': u'2017-09-23', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 58, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'chattiviper', u'text': u'not a bad game overall', u'hours': 3.5, u'date': u'2017-09-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198365065316', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 4, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 43, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'\u272aTyler', u'text': u'Free games are pretty lit', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2017-09-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 5, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 57, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'David DeBergerac', u'text': u"This game sucks. This review isn't so much for the players but moreso for the hosts and developers.\nDon't play it. Devs suck\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 Host sucks\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 Steam launcher doesn't even work and it's been around since December. Just goes to show how little they care about their own products. It's a shame because this game had serious potential back in the day.\nTwo months into 2017 and we haven't gotten ANY good content. Only thing devs seem to be concerned with is milking these kids (and trust me, they spend thousands on here) of every penny. I get that you gotta make money as a business but at least use some revenue towards making this game... good?\nThat's just my thoughts. Don't take it from me though, read the other reviews.\nLast time we got an update that wasn't boxed/premium content was about 7 months ago. Let that sink in. So for 7 months it's like the game didn't get any updates at all. That's the kind of developer NimoniX is.", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-02-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198173425417', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 10, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'CLOUTCHASER', u'hours': 2.7, u'products': 5, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-02-05', u'text': u'\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665game\ndoesnt count hours on game only counts during lauchcher log in had to keep that open so i reveiw this\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665game\npay to win\nthe best thing this game can do is milk you.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'ortizjahzel', u'text': u'its legit.', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-02-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198353172591', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 6, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Reco', u'hours': 39.4, u'products': 27, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u'This game for its time is amazing, bosses amazing, this game is amazing and cheap too, if you havent played it yet you definitly should only problem is that its a bit short of a game.\nThis is my most favourite batman game out of them i rate a solid 9/10 amazing.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'DeathViking', u'hours': 9.1, u'products': 1179, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u'Great superhero game. Very good close range fighting mechanics, and the game has also aged well.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'gyimesiiv', u'text': u'Good combat, good story, liked it very much.', u'hours': 19.3, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198104751578', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 107, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'MissDefi', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 1214, u'product_id': u'518120', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-05-20', u'text': u"very cute game..easy at first but it gets more and more difficult..sometimes stressful when you don't aim him properly lol..but all in all a good game 9/10\nForgot to put that I got this game for free.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Gudine', u'text': u"It's a pretty simple game, where you play as a chimp and throw yourself around to collect bananas and diamonds. The graphics are fairly good, and the controls aren't that bad either... My main problems with the game is that there seemingly isn't a windowed option, and that the game is kind of obviously meant to be a mobile game (which isn't really that much of a problem).", u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-05-20', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'518120', u'page_order': 4, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 109, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'DoBy', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 44, u'product_id': u'518120', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-05-20', u'text': u'Good game  ;)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Gnarl', u'text': u'Very fun game where you jump from one platform to another whilst collecting bananas and jewels. Not worth 5.99 but still a great game!', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-05-20', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'518120', u'page_order': 6, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 126, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'videos2anim', u'text': u"I've enjoyed this game. I'm always looking for match-3 with other elements, such as RPG or music. This one has a good mix of RPG and comedy, so it's good if you need some variety. It's got enought depth to keep you engaged, but not enough to sink you either. Especially worth the price on sale.", u'hours': 28.9, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198048459412', u'product_id': u'554220', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 347, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Ragnarokio', u'text': u"i've been chasing the thrill of the perfect match-3 game since playing hunnie pop and i tried a lot of puzzle quest clones but none of them quite hit the mark and even oafmatch fails to give me that same feeling of engagement and excitement but i think that it is the most solid match-3 i have played since hunnie pop and that is a good thing.", u'hours': 7.1, u'date': u'2017-10-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198076702328', u'product_id': u'554220', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 66, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Anax of Rhodes', u'hours': 28.4, u'products': 372, u'product_id': u'554220', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-10-17', u'text': u"The most involved 3-match game I've yet to play.\nOafmatch combines deep RPG elements, casual 3-match gameplay, and very silly dialogue.  You won't reach endgame anytime soon.  I have it on casually in the background to kill boredom and have barely scratched the surface here.  Also incorporated are community events, powerups that trigger when you or other players get excellent streaks going.  While that isn't much, it's a great foot in the door to more inclusive and interactive gameplay.\nFor those looking for a more interactive and thoughtful time-killer than your usual clicker game, Oafmatch is a great alternative.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Hakaisha', u'text': u"This is a great idea, but it lags too much and half the time the controls for the wizard don't work.", u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2016-01-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 214, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Mr Burnham', u'text': u"Main features:\n- Board game with mechanics similar to poker - you need to estimate propability and the skills shows not in single games but in series of games.\n- Excellent merchandise metagame - you get loot boxes for playing and most of that has quite valuable, marketable and tradable items. Trading and collecting these items are extremaly fun. Also these items are purly cosmetic\n- HUGE developers support and almost no bugs - devs are nice and helpfull and responds for almost every post on steam forum, game is frequantly updating in spite of fact actually it doesn't need that.\n- Focused on multiplayer competition - many community events\n- SImply to learn, difficult to master\n- Nice graphics artstyle and jazz music\n- Most of all - completely addictive - look at my playtime !!!", u'hours': 486.1, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198025295712', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 97, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Alex', u'text': u"this game reqires alot of presistance . i don't like when going trough corners some times i get stuck .awful soundtrack atleast with there were more songs or a action one.\nthis game remindes me of a nes game with tanks where you have to protect a base but also destroy the enemy.\ni hope there will be a little of balanceing, enemyes seem to strong", u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-10-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198053274182', u'product_id': u'660340', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 115, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'SaphiretheWhiteTiger', u'text': u'Among ripples is a very calming game and helps me calm down. Its really cute but...  I mean the fish keep dying soo.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-07-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198142072136', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 27, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'mcburress', u'text': u"Procedural Generation allows small teams of gamers to create huge 3d worlds.  Lets support these guys and we'll be able to remove bean counters and stockholders from the equation of making a video game.", u'hours': 353.6, u'date': u'2014-05-19', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198052409898', u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 34, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Papa Zee', u'text': u'I simply enjoyed this game as the combat makes a basic puzzle game fun and challenging. The art style is quite good all be it slightly generic but no the less its provided me with many hours entertainment and fun to play with a friend.', u'hours': 48.0, u'date': u'2017-02-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198042147380', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 281, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Bob 8887', u'text': u'Simple game, in an ok price range...\nIts "dank-level" seems to surpass a value of 9000, #VegetaAngerIssues', u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2017-07-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198000861513', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 65, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Carsonnn', u'hours': 7.6, u'products': 36, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-07-09', u'text': u'This game is worth the [\u0332\u0305$\u0332\u0305(\u0332\u0305 \u0361\xb0 \u035c\u0296 \u0361\xb0\u0332\u0305)\u0332\u0305$\u0332\u0305].', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Meat Man', u'text': u'Poland is stronk!', u'hours': 5.2, u'date': u'2017-07-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198086726496', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 87, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Shooby', u'text': u'Fun game expecially if you know about Polandball', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-07-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 117, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'VioletTerror', u'hours': 21.9, u'products': 637, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2015-11-27', u'text': u'Nice game. A fun and interesting game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Sugar', u'hours': 14.4, u'products': 185, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2015-11-21', u'text': u'Super fun, just like the first.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Shaft', u'hours': 4.4, u'products': 616, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2015-11-21', u'text': u"A best Gift for kids who love halloween!\nfanatstic game.\nhalloween themed game.\ntrickin' and treatin' all the way in the game.\ngreat gameplay 10/10 ign", u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Obi-Fran Kenobi', u'text': u"Around 10 more hours of Costume Quest.\nThe game is totally the same, with only new costumes and a new story, so if you didn't enjoyed the first chapter, don't get this one.", u'hours': 11.4, u'date': u'2015-11-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 700, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Galactic Marine', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 49, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-03-09', u'text': u"Finally!!! A sci-fi shooter with laser guns instead of bullet guns.  You don't see many of those anymore.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Alpha', u'text': u'as soon as i loaded up the game i loved it! this game is great, i think it should have co-op or online pvp as an extra gamemode', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2016-03-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198084579799', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 61, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Tre0n', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 313, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-03-07', u'text': u'Pretty good fun for $1. Leg it the \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 away from totally relentless enemies who want to kick the\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665out of you and collect little orbs along the way. Something like a terrifying 3D FPS techno Pacman.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'tonyrh', u'text': u'I hate this game', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2016-03-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 6, u'user_id': u'76561197999294867', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 720, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'DID U ASSUME MY GENDER?!', u'text': u'It is way too buggy to be fun', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198128846775', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 22, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Poise Gynophi', u'hours': 4.8, u'products': 29, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'text': u'Good game to have some fun with friends :D', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'onacraft', u'hours': 2.1, u'products': 27, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'text': u"I've never laughed so much in one game. This honestly kills me. I've been playing this with just one of my friend, but they have been the funniest times ever. This game really fits with my stupid humor.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'xXzalmXx', u'text': u'5 minutes of fun\nAlmost unplayable because of the bugs.\nImpossible for the dad to counter the baby in time', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198434299936', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 16, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Birdperson', u'text': u'This Gnae is\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665', u'hours': 54.0, u'date': u'2017-12-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198097613524', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 46, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'brandydog22', u'hours': 52.1, u'products': 184, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-15', u'text': u'Was not a fan of the leveling system. There is a clear optimal build rather then diffrent styles that are equally valid (as there was in FFXIII-1) The monster taming at least makes things a bit more dynamic but again there\'s clearly game-breaking good ones you can look up online and take all the challenge out of the game.\nI still enjoy it, but to me its a "brain-off" game. I give it a thumbs up because I am sure I will still play it though to the end.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Nartren', u'text': u'Offensively nonsensical story (even by JRPG standards). Dull combat which leaves little for the player to interact with.', u'hours': 28.1, u'date': u'2017-12-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198111527891', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 380, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'OwlBundy', u'text': u'Inquisitor is, despite the whiny reviews, an excellent game. There is some truth to the negative reviews -- it\'s complex, it can be difficult, it doesn\'t have flashy or high tech or polygonal graphics. And for all of these things it should be celebrated. It looks amazing, like a much more detailed, hand-crafted Diablo, with a beautiful and mysterious world that is fully immersive, aided by the great writing and plot.\nIts difficulty is nothing severe, and when compared to a game like Baldur\'s Gate or Beyond Divinity is not indimidating. It is a game that rewards exploration, patience, curiosity, and most of all, an adult\'s attention span and reading comprehension. The gaming community is short on these qualities, so if you find that they don\'t describe you, you won\'t like this game. Nor will you like it if you\'ve only started gaming in the last 5-10 years and expect all your games to hold your hand and to have demanding graphical qualities. This game\'s look is spectacular. It plays smoothly and only gets better as you progress. It recreates a medieval fantasy world with more character and beauty and intrigue than any of its peers, past and present. It carefully balances realism with the fantastical and mythical, and slowly unravels to the player a detailed, fully realized world of occult mythology and evil, with greater depth than what you\'ll find in Diablo, and with a more serious and immersive tone than what you\'ll encounter in the masterful Baldur\'s Gate.\nThe story is superior to most other isometric RPGs, and most games in general, blending a mysterious inquisitor/investigator framing around a medieval fantasy adventure that\'s thoughtful and compelling, putting the player in a position to drive the story and to make choices that affect how things unfold. This is one of the few gaming experiences in which one will be genuinely curious to see how the story progresses.\nI\'ve seen complaints that there\'s too much text in Inquisitor. This is a complaint from a generation that needs voice acting and cinematic cut scenes to convey a story, from children who can\'t read a book. If you can read a book this game won\'t seem like much. If you can\'t, look away.\nI\'ve also seen remarks that the game is all combat and nothing else. This is false. My first 10+ hours of the game was spent exploring, speaking with NPCs, learning history, discovering secrets, solving mysteries, trying to obtain better equipment, and fighting only when I couldn\'t avoid it. I in fact HUNGERED for more combat. And later, it was delivered to me. But not in some mighty, terrifying abundance like some imply.\nThe only way this game can be "purely combat" is if one intentionally disregards all of the NPCs and does not interact with anyone but merchants or priests, does the minimal amount of exploration needed to find a passageway or a new location, and spends all their time fighting. The thing about a good RPG is that it is largely what the player makes of it. If you are a boring, uncurious, careless gamer, you will have a bad experience with a game that doesn\'t guide you along a linear path and a door-to-door story.\nEverything this game does it does well, despite a few imperfections or elements that could afford to be fixed. But it\'s in a higher class than games it is unfavorably compared to, like Diablo or Torchlight. It\'s an RPG for those who want a real, immersive, deep, substantial, and involved experience.', u'hours': 76.5, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198020441981', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 125, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Lefort', u'text': u'Really dull game so far from what I played, the combat is slow and is similar to d&d based CRPG with a whole lot of missing especially with spells. The dialogue is amatuerish at its better moments and the text is painful to read due to color, background, and size of the font. The graphics are wretched which you can tell from the screenshots, not because they are just retro styled but because they are actually dated and lack any real style.\nThe opening story involves you being a prisoner of the inquisition until some mysterious men bribe your torturers to let you go and sign you up as a inquisitor (why?), and your character says something along the lines of "hell it\'s better than being dead", contextually seems off for the priest background, paladin, even the thief (why give sweeping powers to a nobody). Then you\'re just dropped off into your first town to investigate and delivered by a freaking guard your first quest, go kill bats around the walls... Which at this point you run a big circle around the wall which will take about an hour for you if you built a non melee character (at least i\'m assuming that\'s the problem) to slowly whack a bunch of bats.\nThe setting is neat while not being overly imaginative as far as i\'ve gotten, but the writing and the god awful combat make it a really dull slog. Asking the all the NPC\'s the same question and getting info dumped with the scribbly font isn\'t fun. I understand you\'re an inquisitor making investigation but they really should\'ve made the information more digestable by making it readable. The combat will have you missing and doing varying ammounts of damage without giving you any feedback, a really common message is "spell failure XX%" which the hell i don\'t know what your supposed to do with.\nOn the other hand you apparently can get this dirt cheap ($1.80) and play it for a couple of hours and find out yourself.', u'hours': 20.2, u'date': u'2017-12-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197973776806', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 153, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Jo. Dolandi de Lachrimae', u'hours': 2.3, u'products': 731, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-09', u'text': u'Looks really bad, to the point whereby it affects your experience.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Magyar', u'hours': 2.9, u'products': 351, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2013-11-25', u'text': u'This game is very perfect! :D', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'ExiaRS', u'text': u"Best racing simulation ever? It was, but it's still great with various mods.", u'hours': 2.9, u'date': u'2013-10-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198054274086', u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 623, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Neemulus', u'hours': 0.0, u'products': 245, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2013-10-01', u'text': u'even today (Oct 2013), I still think this is one of the most realistic racing games and my go-to for a racing fix.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Lyedar.gif', u'hours': 11.3, u'products': 716, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u"I'm only a few hours in but I can tell this game is a gem. The story is kept simple at the start and I can't really see it taking any crazy turns for the better or worse which is fine. The gameplay is this great mix of great beat 'em up combat and puzzle solving. Upgrades add benefits to both your cooking and combat skill. Each day holds mini ways to improve your skills at the game and also allows a challenge against a fellow consistent that is fun and enjoyable.\nI highly recommend trying this game out, no matter the price you find it at", u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'ensj', u'hours': 26.0, u'products': 352, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u"I'm in love. The sprites might not be completely fleshed out, and the voice acting might not be perfect, but the game itself is quite charming.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Bluecricket', u'hours': 9.9, u'products': 72, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u"What Battle Chef Brigade is:  a colorful, charming, and surprisingly challenging experience brought to life through beautiful hand-drawn artwork, as if a watercolor storybook were given life and a voice.\nIndeed, Battle Chef Brigade is not a deep, extraordinary experience that's going to blow your mind. It's simply not that kind of game, and I'm okay with that.\nThere are some rough edges, to be clear--the game loses points for some flatness in the combat and storytelling--but it's made up for with the actual cooking challenges, which gradually increase in complexity and thus, difficulty.\nAll in all, Battle Chef Brigade is like a warm, home-cooked meal shared in even warmer company; prepared with respect and care.  A meal with simple purpose and clear inspiration, not bothering with extravagant ingredients nor exotic preparation methods.\nA meal made with love.  :)", u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Brock Samson AKA Trace', u'text': u"Fun little game can't wait till its done !", u'hours': 81.0, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198006790547', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 101, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Demonbox', u'hours': 20.7, u'products': 164, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u'Let\'s start by saying something, the Trese Brothers should really get more recognition for the love they put in their games, the kind of interaction they have with the players (and not just during EA) and the ability to merge elements from different Settings/sagas to create a familiar yet intriguingly evolving new setting.\nEver wondered what a good WH4k in space game could play? What if you merged it with some Dune\'s elements? Wonder no more, you have Star Traders: Frontiers, a turn-based/RPG(ish)/space game oozing potential like few others.\nIt\'s current state? Well it\'s an early (very early) build, already playable and enjoyable, if you can get past some very rough aspects (mainly the UI), but rest assured those will get polished, like in every single game these guys released so far.\nAmazing what you can achieve in a game "lighter" than 200MB, if you are into EA, this is definitively worth a buy, if you are not... add it to your wishlist and come back at a later date, it won\'t disappoint you.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Monkk', u'text': u"Promising and deep space-trade-combat game. Enjoyed playing it so far but for me there's a few downsides that prevent me from starting over at the moment. Part of it might be it takes time to master a game like this but I am not sure. I compare this game to Battle Brothers a few times, one of my favorite games. There are similarities.\n-->  Not really a reward for all the (crew-) micromanagement.\nIt takes time to build your ship and especially your crew. It's not unusual to have a crew of 30+ you need to level up constantly, especially in the beginning). Since they die quickly or lose morale after a fight and quit (even if they win)  I did not grew attached to them like in Battle brothers. They are too generic at the moment. It might work with a smaller crew and a different, less harsh, morale system. The whole skill system is based on a larger crew though.\n--> No sense of control\nEven if you are careful not to over extend and get in difficult fights / quests early you might get a few bad fights / failed quests and lose it all very quicly. I did not feel to have any control over these circumstances (RNG). Just to make sure: I played Battle Brothers for countless hours because I always felt my actions and choices mattered despite the RNG elements.\nSince it's early access I hope some of these issues are tackled. I will not go into the the Pro's at the moment but they are plenty. Definitely one of the more interesting games I played recently and look forward to the new updates. Especially the one where you have a chance to get some nice loot after crew combat ;)", u'hours': 19.0, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198020769257', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 106, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Thugnificent', u'hours': 5.7, u'products': 9123, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2015-03-04', u'text': u'Quite an interesting concept. The gameplay is pretty nice and engaging.\nI like this game.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'sayler_', u'text': u'Bot Colony is an ambitious title, maybe even too ambitious for what it\'s worth. So far, playing it is more of a struggle than entertainment...\nI am aware that Bot Colony is an Early Access Game, but still, this build is not playable by far. I\'m afraid i wouldn\'t even be wrong if i would say that there is literally almost nothing in Bot Colony that works as it should... Let\'s start with the game\'s motto: "The Game You Speak With". This is the main reason why anybody would pay attention to it, but unfortunately in the end the player will find out that this is actually "The Game Which Doesn\'t Understand You". That\'s it. I\'ve said it. Natural language understanding is just not ready to be implemented in a game. It wil get you right about one time out of ten. Other then that you\'ll get replies like "I don\'t know what you mean".\nLeaving Natural language understanding aside, the game is also full of bugs and glitches. Most players will give up on Bot Colony during the tutorial. It took me about 15 tries and a terrible headache to do it. It was a bit funny at the beginning watching the robot do some crazy stuff, like picking up 2 chairs at once and not being able to get rid of them or make the flower vase levitate above the table, but it was becoming more and more annoying with every step i was advancing through the game. I\'ve also lost connection to the server several times while playing getting the message "Waiting for the robots to wake up", not even mentioning the amount of times i received the reply "Let me think" after giving the robot a command, just so that after 30 second he\'ll come back with "I don\'t know what you mean".\nWithout any doubt it had some promising perspectives and with a lot of more work, time and money it could\'ve moved the adventure genre to a whole new level, but i\'m afraid that\'s all what\'s gonna be left of it since the developers already pulled the plug on Bot Colony and the servers will be dead on March 15, leaving the game unplayable.', u'hours': 30.3, u'date': u'2015-03-02', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 3487, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'arleas', u'hours': 5.0, u'products': 2057, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-02-27', u'text': u'This game was extremely ambitious in scope and had it been able to continue I\'m sure it could have been really cool.  As it currently stands, the game is more of a testament to what it could be rather than anything.  Basically, the idea is that you are required to interact with robots in order to perform some rudimentary tasks like rearranging furninture.  You do this by talking to them via a microphone.\nUnfortunately if you don\'t have a good quality mic, the voice recognition suffers.  It also takes a good bit of training to get it to really recognize your voice.  This is probably more than any normal gamer is going to want to be bothered with, however if you DO persevere, it\'s somewhat fascinating.  The only other game that seems to have attempted this was a game on the Dreamcast called "Seaman".\nThis game lacks the whimsical charm of Seaman and it\'s a lot more serious.  You also seem to have a lot more freedom in the way you can teach the bots to interact with you.  That\'s right, the bots actually learn from you.  It starts out with just a few basic commands for movement, item manipulation, and other things, and when you issue a command the bot doesn\'t understand, you have the option to teach it how to perform the command using a series of steps from the commands he already knows.\nI think this could have been the real hook to this game.  The "plot" to the story would be a side-quest compared to just trying to teach your bot to do things with a series of basic commands. Still, at times I felt like I was wrestling with the bot to get it to perform an action, not because the bot had a lack of understanding but because the voice recognition was stubbornly refusing to hear a certain word.   For example, I\'d say cushion, the game would hear "question".\nAs with most forms of voice recognition, it works best with the commands it expects to hear.  If you say "what is this" and click on something it invariably works.  If you have to be more detailed in your command, expect a word or two to be misheard.  Thankfully if you can\'t get it to understand at all, you can always type the command in directly.\nStill, if this game had a ton of people talking to it and teaching it, who knows?  It could have become Skynet...and then when Valve decided to pull the plug on it, it would unleash terminators to rearrange all our furniture.  My toes ache just thinking about it.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Sentafria', u'products': 735, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2013-07-08', u'text': u'nome de\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665me lembra aquela prinsesa isabel que liberto a jaula dos macaco odeiooo', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'RolanDecoy', u'hours': 11.8, u'products': 750, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2013-06-26', u'text': u"A superhero strategy game where stupidity stands tall and bad voice acting rules. Despite the bad jokes, voices and story line I have had a lot of laughs with this gem. I'd pick good gaming over good graphics any day.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'The Ends Of Invention', u'text': u'+ So much fun! Hilarious, addictive and fairly challenging on higher difficulty. Fully destructible cities. Also pretty long. Good replayability with loads of characters to level up, skill sets and a comprehensive create-a-character.\n- It\'s a bit buggy, save often. The sandbox element is at once it\'s greatest strength and most annoying weakness - throwing cars and punting guys with telephone poles never gets old but most of your heroes don\'t take kindly to the same treatment. You really need to watch all of them all the time.\nJust try not to rage at the flying policemen... ("I am above the law!")', u'hours': 31.4, u'date': u'2013-06-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198056135797', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 67, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'iiBRuTaLShOt_xx', u'text': u'how do i change it to normal i need help', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198041753910', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 10, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'RealGamerJerry', u'text': u"Good, But hard to animate with.\nNow here is one problemo with this, IT'S FULL OF GODDAMN FNAF PORN!", u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 3, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'doupfruit29', u'text': u'i dowloaded a addon and it has a filemissing but i dont know how to solve this problemi have tried to uninstall it and uninstall the addons and nothing works', u'hours': 14.9, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198167237179', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 8, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'STEVEN AGEVER', u'text': u'i like it\ncreative puzzle game', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-09-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198094321628', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 870, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Spykiller91', u'text': u'cool visuals and fun gameplay.', u'hours': 2.8, u'date': u'2017-09-23', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 7, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 58, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Str!ker', u'text': u'Good game, has a lot of potential. But needs more interesting elements.\nI lost interest after 9 levels.', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-09-23', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 8, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 21, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Winnie', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 88, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-02-03', u'text': u'Great game with alot of potential! Only unfortunate thing is the playerbase overall great game though!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'VALENTINE', u'text': u'Yogurt is not in the game.', u'hours': 9.1, u'date': u'2017-02-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 242, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Hawkstein', u'text': u'When taking cancer to a whole new level isn\'t enough...\nWell, this game is litterally one of the most toxic game communities in the world. LoL, WoW, DotA2 and CSGO are just a common sense way to say they\'re toxic, because in fact, this game ends being way more toxic than all these four together. After been playing like 8~9 years, I\'ve seen a lot of stuff and even tends to get worse since they\'ve moved to GamesCampus and now RedFox. Here\'s a summary of pros and cons:\n+ If you want some single player fun, you can play Boss Mode, which is very challenging depending on the difficulty.\n+ Has no solid competition on the free-to-play market bar Zone4 (and Lost Saga for NA).\n+ Fun to play with irl/steam friends in a\nroom.\n+ If you manage to get new friends there and you still talk with them ingame, they\'ll be for life.\n+ The devs are pretty open on accepting forum suggestions.\n+ You have achievements and you can earn items through them, some items may include permanent scroll/exocore chests or enchant stones.\n- Full of\n, people win matches by abusing glitches that "pros" proclaim to be legal.\n- Much players doing\n, during battles the trash talking can be so intense at the point of themselves getting typekilled (which also results in more trash talking and drama).\n-\nvia chatroom or lobby, some even post via megaphone the victim\'s IP address, if someone tells something against a 10 year old he\'ll DDoS everyone in the room.\n- For players outside of NA it\nas hell, and everybody will kick you (or DDoS you if you\'re persistent) as your internet signal bar is visible to everyone in the room, if you have one red bar (or two yellow bars for the 10 year olds) then better play alone or with friends from your location.\n- Some hackers\naccounts while GMs do nothing against it.\n- Much\nand humiliation at the point of making a thread in the Rumble Fighter forums showing your girlfriend\'s facebook profile and calling her ugly.\n-\n, if you\'re a new player you\'ll be always kicked by others from most rooms due to you being low level.\n- Players with\n, this happens when trash talking + elistism + GM riding are mixed together, resulting in auto-proclaiming themselves to be superior and demand to be treated closer to GMs, while in fact they only stalk and backseat GMs.\n- Most items on the store are\nfrom other previous items (like a t-shirt but with a different texture) and most wearables and acessories are aestethically exagerated for a "fighter" that makes you look like a walking pile of garbage: like having fluffy bear legs with a helm full of snakes, huge golden KayneWest like glasses, a vanity katana on the belt, boxing gloves, huge headphones... and a DJ mixing table on your back. It\'s good for the devs to implement player suggestions, but the bad is that most of them are recycled from others and lack creativity (I saw before at GC forums a suggestion of an exocore made out of WhiteFang scroll combos... and it was being supported by many).\n- There are\n, you have to change it manually via regedit.\n-\n(often known as "\n"), where should I start? well, some "pro" players frequently act and talk like gangstas, using phrases like "n\xedgga I owe ya nothin\' bro" or "yo n\xedgga mah dawg, go lick yer sh\xedtz from yer pantz", all these while most aren\'t "n\xedgga" at all (most likely kids), also they love to replace the game music with underground\n.\n-\n, you can only "trade" by sending gifts between players, 90% resulting in getting scammed.\n- Skyhigh\n, you\'ll need to spend like $3000~4000 to be ready to face 1vs1 players\ufeff, if you\'re going for the free road, you\'ll spend one month nonstop just to get an underpowered carat scroll (cash shop scrolls are overpowered and much abusive), it was already defining the term "Pay2Win" back then but now stuff like a cashshop lucky event box where you have a small chance of getting an OP scroll... that\'s pretty much cashgrab.\n- If you still don\'t believe in the trash talk, drama, bullying and any sort of toxity in this game, you can even see it on\n(the toxity is so intense that it even spreads to the video\'s comment section).\nFeel free if you want to tag Rumble Fighter in the Store Page as "Toxic" (new tab), you can also add the existing tag "Psychological Horror" aswell.', u'hours': 6.5, u'date': u'2017-02-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 10, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 244, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Hawkeye', u'hours': 22.9, u'products': 14, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u'Nice game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Roxy The Bloodsucker', u'hours': 11.0, u'products': 191, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u'I really enjoy this game :)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'TheFastestManAlive', u'text': u'Everything about this game is great:\n-The combat\n- The story\n- The characters\n-The graphics\netc..\nit truley made me feel like batman and i have had a great time playing it.', u'hours': 24.7, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198132035343', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 29, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'\u0e56\u06e3\u06dc\u06e9 Active!!! - Gamdom.com', u'hours': 22.8, u'products': 186, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u'\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 off any \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 you see simulator!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'st eam is shit fuck it', u'text': u'funny game :)', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2017-05-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'518120', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 525, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Claudette', u'text': u'Incredibly frustrating game, once again because of the incredibly frustrating controls. WTF is that trend of making controls as painful as possible?', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-05-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'518120', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 2962, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'HAHAHA!...-|MEXICAN MAFIA|-', u'text': u'FREE THIS PLANET EARTH.', u'hours': 34.6, u'date': u'2017-01-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'518120', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 7, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Weso\u0142y Kupiec', u'text': u'Tl;dr - game has still plenty of bugs and serious balance issues, and seems to be abandoned by devs.\nOafmatch is a match 3 rpg, very similar to Puzzle Quest series. You fight by making matches which deal damage and grant mana, which is spent on various special abilities. In Oafmatch you have party of 4 characters, each of them has one special passive ability, one strong and one medium skill out of 6, which correspond to 6 gem colors, they also have two slots for equipment, which make for skills in this game.\nWhat is good about Oafmatch is the number of available heroes and skills, there is plenty of variety, so you can experiment with various builds.\nAnd that\'s mostly the end of strong points of the game.\nThe game offers two modes:campaign and so called roguelike mode. Campaign is pretty barebone, you just move from one dot (battle) to another on the map, sometimes you have choice to select battles or to skip some of them. There is also an arena on each map, in which you fight infinite waves of enemies, which get harder over time. Compared to Puzzle Quest or Galactrix this is very basic, because in campaigns of those games not only there was much more freedom in map movement, but also there was something to do between battles, like mining resources, gathering blueprints and crafting things in Galactrix, or capturing monsters and cities in PQ. Story is very poor even for a game which doesn\'t takes it\'s story very seriously, especially the ending is very shallow.\nSecond mode, which also has it\'s variation which you can play after the campaign is so called roguelike mode, which again is very basic - you are present with tow different battles with different rewards, and you just have to select one of them - and so until the end of game. It really could be at least a little more complicated.\nThe game also has massive amount of bugs and balance/design problems, and it\'s obvious that it neither was tested at all, or only "tested" by some streamers or tubers, to which devs gave some keys hoping they will get more sales that way, tubers recorded some videos getting their attention and money from views or when they thought the game is not interesting just probably put the testing key on everybody\'s favourite key site to earn few bucks anyway, and so everyone is happy and no one cares for bugs, except the people who actually paid money for this. I have played this game mostly on 1.03 version (and each of three patches have large bug lists), and I still have encountered about dozen of bugs, varying from graphic and text bugs to gamebreaking stuff like for example blank tiles on board, some equipment not dropping properly, or heroes joining fully upgraded when they are not supposed to do so. This game should still be in beta or more probably in so popular those days early access.\nThere are also heavy problems with balance near the end game. There is hard cap for level of your characters, which leaves you somewhere in late 2/3 of the game in situation in which you have tons of now useless gold and where enemies, especially in the arenas have higher level than you. It maybe wouldn\'t be so bad, but there are also another issues. Enemies come in two types, heroes which are identical to the ones you get and who can use same equipment as you and also can make matches, and a lesser type of enemies, let\'s call them minions, which can\'t make matches and have in most cases only one fixed ability, but to compensate that, they have passive mana gain every turn. They also gain additional benefits - even when you have about 20 levels more than them, they the same or higher HP as your characters, and actually higher stats than you, so when they sometimes manage to make matches thanks to their special gems, they are quite strong. In around the middle of game, a problem arises with the power of you matches - they seem to be getting weaker as the game progress, instead of being the same or stronger, and you need a lot of even 5-matches to kill single minion. So later you will be doing majority of damage with the skills, and like other reviewers say, equipment comes in ranks, and the jump from one rank to another in damage done is in many cases quite insane. Damage done by cheap 6 mana skill rank 5 skill compared to damage done by two matches needed to gather that mana is laughable. Other issue is that later enemies get very powerful skill gems, which not only sometimes can oneshot your heroes or have additional effects like long stun, they also have low mana requirements and low activation times. What is even worse is that in many cases there will two or three of the same monsters, so they will gain more mana of their colour, and they will sometimes placing their gems every turn, so the board will very quickly run out of gems of that colour, which will leave you defenseless unless you have some skill to destroy them. And some of those gems have additional lives, forcing you to match them twice or more to make things worse. Placing gems by AI takes much time, it is especially infuriating when they will gain enough mana to place something like half of dozen of them, it is faster to alt-tab the game, kill it process and to restart it and the fight that to wait for animation to end! There is also lack of balance in regards what characters game gives to you in campaign, it gives you many heroes with purple and white as their primary colour, but doesn\'t gives you second character with primary yellow until few fights near the end of the game. Some of heroes have also much better passive skills that others, which pretty much makes some of them mandatory. It is quite similar with items/active skills, so there is not that much actual variety.\nAfter initial waves of patches, devs went quiet and the game seems to be abandoned, and before that they wrote that they are unable to reproduce and patch some of mentioned bugs. Game is not recommend unless you played every Puzzle Quest clone in existence and you still want more. If you didn\'t already, it is better to play original Puzzle Quest or some other, better of it clones.', u'hours': 27.0, u'date': u'2017-09-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198084833446', u'product_id': u'554220', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 98, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'GothOtaku', u'hours': 31.7, u'products': 161, u'product_id': u'554220', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-08-28', u'text': u"Me at purchase time: Match-three games are so dumb. I'm only getting this because so-and-so recommended this for some dumb reason and its on sale. *grumblegrumblegrumble*\n...aaaand two days later it's the most played non-multiplayer game in my Steam library.\nThis game is stupidly addictive. Yes, match-three games are still really lame, but this one is worth it for the dumb-yet-funny plot and the RPG stats that require actual strategy.\nOnly downsides for me were that it is Windows-only (which limits me to my main gaming desktop at home instead of my portable MacBook which I use everywhere), and it was actually so addictive I literally had to force myself to stop playing for a few days so I would actually do work.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'BludStanes', u'hours': 7.9, u'products': 1128, u'product_id': u'554220', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-08-26', u'text': u'On the surface this may seem like just another Match3pg, and it is. What sets this apart and above the others, though, are a few things worth mentioning.\nThe campaign is long and pretty fun. There is a great deal of humour here, and while I appreciate humour is subjective, to me, some of the dialogue was pretty hilarious.\nIt may  seem like a simple RPG-Lite, but, if you dig a bit under the surface and unlock more options you realize there is a tonne of tactical depth here. Anywhere from your team party to their equipment and potions. You can set up a lot of builds, good for those who like to tinker around to maximize their damage output or for those who just like a lot of variety.\nThe music is quirky and engaging enough, sometimes it sounds like something straight from a Saturday morning cartoon. Unfortunately some tunes get stuck in your head, but in an obnoxious way, like an advert jingle. The graphics are cute. Nothing amazing here but well done and fit the game. The character design is pretty good, albeit a bit generic at times. One thing I would have really liked to see is more and better special effects when you use different attacks. At most it\'s just a vague damage splash with -HP indicator. That hurts a bit.\nWhere the meat of game lies is in the Rogue-Like mode. While the campaign is fun and pretty engaging, the rogue-like mode is what gives you that replayability and that "One more game" itch.\nOverall if you like Match 3 games, you\'ll love this as the core mechanics are simple enough to enjoy and if you like Match 3 games but love RPG games with strategic builds and/or Roguelike games, you\'ll love this.\nOverall: I went into this thinking it\'d be an okay time waster but found there was much more lurking under the surface. I\'d definitely recommend this. Oh, as a bonus, or maybe I should say testimonial, darkgod of Tales of Maj E\'yal fame (or infamy ;) ) is one of the creators of this game along with another guy who was a player/content creator of TOME. And some other guy I don\'t know.\nPS: Don\'t judge my time played as I\'ve been playing the DRM free mode and just recently rebought the Steam version.\nEdit: What honestly baffles me is why there is no multiplayer mode. Maybe out of budget? Either way, for the massive amount of party set ups you can have, it seems it would be tailor made for PvP. It would most likely need balancing and other things, but even a decent MP mode I think would have brought in a larger consumer base.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Mugabe', u'text': u'Maybe Poland will never into space.\n...But maybe, just maybe...\n...Space can come just little bit closer to Poland.', u'hours': 8.6, u'date': u'2017-07-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 10, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 715, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'kitsune', u'text': u'Is best gem.', u'hours': 8.0, u'date': u'2017-06-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 115, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Happy Face', u'text': u"This isn't a game, this is a qualification test to get into NASA.", u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-06-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 14, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 363, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Tohma', u'text': u"This was an amazing game. I really enjoyed it! I started and finished it in the same day. I wish it were longer which is why I can't wait to see if there is going to be another. Hopefully they will have more in game content and playing hours. The battles were incredibly simple though. I slammed through enemies like they were nothing, and I didn't even die once. Beat the final boss at level 10.", u'hours': 11.6, u'date': u'2015-11-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198059919746', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 159, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'lindy\u65e5\u5e38\u4e0a\u6811', u'text': u"Just finished the game.In short, this game has a personal style.\nStrongpoints:\n-The story is simple but the details are intricate.The past causes correspond perfectly to the future ending.\n-And one thing interesting about a time travel is that you have many  possibilities to reverse the whole story.\nThat inspires me to move on and hold on, though some quests & acheivements are miserable to complete.\n-The graphic style just like CQ1,I like it very much.\n-And I also love the music in CQ1&2.Whenever you guys release a soundtrack I will definitely buy one!\n-Comparing to CQ1, this game makes NPCs much more alive &humorous.Alway enjoy talking with them!And quests need you to do that!Or you will miss some quests,espeically the solar system costume.\nShortcomings:\n-Some quests & acheivements are miserable to complete.\n-Sometime battle speed & waiting the door to open run slowly when I use my laptop to play it;\n-Some costume are interesting,but others just look like those old ones in CQ1 with different surfaces.\n-Can not avoid the repeated quest &story pattern in CQ1.The secrect's idea is new,but it is boring sometimes.\n-It has a much more complex battle system&cards usage,so it takes me a lot of  time to get used to. But you don't have to use cards to win the final battle,so what's the meaning of cards?(except collection)\nRating\uff1a 7/10\nI love this game&Iook forward to CQ3!Hope CQ3 has a obvious improvement.\n( CQ2's DLC is also welcomed :)", u'hours': 17.2, u'date': u'2015-11-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198153985977', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 185, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'\u6f2b\u756b\u5192\u96aa\u8005', u'hours': 7.2, u'products': 113, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-11-11', u'text': u'An awesome RPG with cute holloween theme style. Hope for more.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Brian C. (The Schmaltzy Cynic)', u'text': u'Normally I would stay away from first-impressions, but until some major content is added in (as well as tweaks to annoying mechanics) I can\'t recommend you buy this game even at its low price. With some improvements and additional content, SHOWTIME could become the addicting arcade hybrid of Painkiller and Pac-Man it wants to be.\nI know Unity has been heavily criticized for a lot of schlock on Steam when it\'s not the engine\'s fault. Nor am I implying that any game that uses bought assets can never make something interesting. However, and this is only speculation, the game does feel like an asset-flipped game. (For example, the cyberpunk enemies combined with the other assets like the spheres and dancing girls.)\nThat is the quality I would describe SHOWTIME 2073 overall. Outside of the weird sphere visuals with the rest of the game\'s visuals, this thought occurred to me when I booted up the game. Also it had a Unity styled launcher with settings like "Graphics: Good, Beautiful, Fantastic."\nFor a $1 game that focuses more on its novelty, I don\'t think the visuals are an issue. My problem is that it doesn\'t do enough with its gimmick to make something that should otherwise be addicting.\nThe game\'s general description is that it\'s Pac-Man with guns. That description is misleading because the game is missing many core mechanics that appeal to those types of gamers.\nThe biggest missing feature from Pac-Man is a scoring system. Nor are there extra lives, time-bonuses, or overpowered bonuses to one-up the enemy. Without those arcade-style features, the game feels like dull with its five same levels.\nIncluding a scoring-system, even a basic one, would go a long way to make the gameplay more intresting. For example, if the game went for something like Bulletstorm where it focuses on flashy combination of kills it would demand more skill of the player to round up enemies for a massive score. Or if the game took a cue from Robot Roller-Derby Disco Dodgeball with its arcade style mode that gave you power-ups--and one life--it would make dying more of a punishment and the score-system more valuable.\nSHOWTIME doesn\'t need to take all its inspiration from Pac-Man. Challenge modes with specific challenges (like with the Binding of Isaac) would also give the game immense replay value. Or maybe the game needs more than one objective to spice it up.\nThat aspect of the game is just one area for improvement. The other aspect, an "old school styled FPS", could also use a little more effort too.\nPerhaps I\'m mistaken that the game is  going for a hybrid of Pac-Man and an old-school FPS, but if the gameplay took a lot more inspiration from old-school FPS conventions it\'d make the combat provide a lot more tactical options. The old-school vibe comes from having to pick up health and ammo from the ground like Wolfenstein 3D as well as how you sprint very fast and can jump quite high.\nIf the game wasn\'t going for that route, then it\'s not a farfetched suggestion to consider for improvement. The tactics/mechanics found in old-school FPSs for health and weapons could be applied here.\nFor example, you can launch yourself into the air with rockets--or when enemies hit you--but the health lost is way too high to make that viable. You can\'t "bunny-hop" to gain momentum to avoid some encounters but you can certainly leap over walls and enemies. Weirdly, the white-orbs do not provide any health bonuses--something I think should be added (only about 1 - 5%) to balance enemies dealing 20% damage with each hit--which would otherwise make them more important to collect.\nIt also goes without saying that this game could use a LOT more enemy and weapon variety. But these weapons should be gameplay changers that require a different approach with each weapon (i.e. a shotgun should be used differently than an assault rifle). Enemies should be balanced to suit these new weapons, and maybe various ammo types could be added to make sure players don\'t spam rockets.\nThe developer has stated he will be adding in more content in two week intervals. Although this game is not labeled Early Access, many of the suggestions listed on the "future updates" page and the bare-bone gameplay we have now ultimately make the game feel like you\'re playing one. Perhaps I\'m too optimistic but I think this game will improve down the line.\nAs a reminder, a lot of these ideas in this review are suggestions for improvement, They are critical about what the game fails to do with its novelty: A Pac-Man FPS or an objective-based old-school shooter. Unlike some other Survival Crafting #30457 Early Access game, the core gameplay is a solid foundation and it has potential (if it\'s used properly).', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2016-03-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 10, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 725, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Comrade Honecker', u'text': u'2017: Donald Trump becomes president.\n2018: Global economic diaster causes Western governments to collapse.\n2019: As the only remaining large scale bureaucratic structure, the Trump Organization secures global dominance.\n2050: In an effort to quell the masses, political dissidents are subjected to trials within a maze-like gladitorial arena.\n2071: You join the NSL (New Spartacus League), an organization seeking to lead a revolution against fascist tyranny.\n2072: Captured in a government raid, you are imprisoned and forced to begin training for combat.\n2073: SHOWTIME. Due to your new abilities, you master the arena and secure freedom. Adolf Trump congratulates you.\n2074: You return to the NSL and begin training other members. Ranks swell: the army is ready.\n2075: Full Communism', u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2016-03-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 17, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 258, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'BrupcatBR (FUCK EA)', u'text': u'It has consumed me. Like a demon. Please help.\n10/10 ~Help my life ;~;', u'hours': 134.9, u'date': u'2016-03-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 320, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'PuppyLoaf04', u'text': u"Fun game, but nobody is ever online anymore so you have to play splitscreen which is fun, but you don't get the full experience. With that said, I recommend this game (it's a good dark comedy) but only get it if you have friends who also own it on steam so you can enjoy it to the fullest potential.\nGood Graphics, Compatible with Xbox 360 controllers, Casual and Fun game.\n6/10, Recommended", u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 27, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'cpdude1000', u'hours': 5.1, u'products': 78, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'text': u'Hilarious party game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'izzi', u'text': u'i like killing the baby', u'hours': 19.1, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198166926727', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 10, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Arashi', u'hours': 1.9, u'products': 124, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-03-25', u'text': u"One of those few fun 3D platformers/adventure games you can find on Steam. The voice acting isn't anything special, it borders on hard to listen to, but the game itself is fun, and the visuals are pretty good.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'jtt1978', u'text': u"I'm in the frog swamp trying to steer the canoe... Unbelievably frustrating. This game tries to make you do something it simply does not have the controls to do. I am respectfully backing out of this one.", u'hours': 11.2, u'date': u'2016-03-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 520, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'ArosRonya', u'text': u'I never actually knew this game existed during the PS2 days, yet now as a remaster I am very happy that I have gotten to experience this adorable little gem of a game.\nA colorful and warm adventure platformer, plenty of treasure hunting, side-puzzlesolving and a satisfying freestyle combat. Albeit some questionable level design and amusingly low quality voice acting. Mass buying bombs from the shop is just plain awkward.', u'hours': 7.8, u'date': u'2016-01-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197965916889', u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 221, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'VendettaTuga', u'text': u'Can I turn back time and not buy this game??? Wish I could.\nIts DEAD', u'hours': 22.7, u'date': u'2017-12-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198305480194', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 152, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Feri', u'hours': 2.3, u'products': 21, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-20', u'text': u'DeAd GaMe pLeAsE mAkE iT FrEE tO PLaY', u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Aurelion', u'text': u'Recently checked its player count\nIT IS 3 NOT 30 NOT 300 IT IS 3 (Free to play plss)', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-12-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 93, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'niKopol', u'text': u"Generic arcade single player with no story besides flavor text on the mission select screen, dead multiplayer, lacking xbox one controller support (blame unity and crapcom's laziness to update the xinput to something more recent).\nLooks pretty though. If it played itself I might use it as a 5 GB screensaver.\nOtherwise it might be the kind of game that you manage to talk friends into at a lan party. Once everyone is drunk.", u'hours': 5.0, u'date': u'2017-07-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 1180, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Dr. Faustus', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 665, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-07-30', u'text': u'worse than having a fish poisoning while riding on a 9/11 plane!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'TheAeroNaut', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 229, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-07-30', u'text': u'Right now, there\'s about hummm, Me playing this game. I see that campcom went greedy with this game, bad graphics and trying to push "ranked" matchmaking down your throat, well since there\'s no one playing this game do to being empty soo i can only give it a "not recomend/10". Grow up capcom.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Random Target', u'text': u"For a game that is about paradoxes, it is a paradox in itself the fact that this port is so bad while FFXIII and LR are decent quality ports.\nIn my opinion this would otherwise be the best game in the trilogy, but Square-Enix went the lazy cash grabbing way and made a bad port, filled with crashes, freezes and framerate drops.\nI don't care how old it is, fix it and treat your consumer with respect, and then I'll change my review to positive, as it should be.", u'hours': 44.5, u'date': u'2017-12-11', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 506, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'arturoreynoso86', u'text': u'Awesome game, sound may fail through HDMI', u'hours': 27.3, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198117727545', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 88, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Death', u'hours': 15.0, u'products': 1168, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'text': u'I just can\'t recommend this PC port with the bugs it currently has. Sometimes the game will be stuck in an endless "Loading" animation when entering a Crux, sometimes the game just flat out crashes. Seems to be an issue with how the game auto-saves, but who knows. It\'s just too much of a hassle to be any fun until/if they ever patch the problems.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'another day in damnation', u'text': u'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', u'hours': 4.0, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 32, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Trendy Laws', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 1188, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u"Anouther steller entry in the series, can't wait for 15.5 to come out too.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'KahunaGrande', u'text': u'You lived long enough to see Touhou come to Steam.', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 1077, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Gogo1000', u'text': u'I highly recommented this game', u'hours': 136.2, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198128792977', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 21, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Mumie (\u10e6\u02d8\u2323\u02d8\u10e6)', u'text': u'Is ok', u'hours': 394.1, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198053290127', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 186, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Hiru', u'text': u'good game', u'hours': 7.3, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198362826038', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 10, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'ANgry', u'hours': 6.7, u'products': 87, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-04', u'text': u"From what i'v, played this game is brilliant. I very much recommend this game. NIce graphics, cool story, i do love it.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Bad Brains', u'text': u'Positives:\nJust going to start by saying, The most immersive game I have played in a long time.\nDefinitely became one of my top 5 favorite games ever... shortly after playing it.\n-Environment, graphics, lighting, and framerate are amazing.\n-Feels like a AAA game while playing.\n-Rich ambience, and story.\n-Extra readable and hidden lore that you will actually want to read. (IMO)\nThe ability to jump and climb make the game feel super "open world".\n-No, or very few, Invisible walls.\nThe game lets you go where you want, by funneling the story through a series of locked doors or blocked areas that you must either find keys for, or solve puzzles to unlock.\n\nOpinions:\nThe story resembles "The Secret of Nimh"  and shared similarities in level design with games like The Witcher 2 and Fable.\nIf you think this game looks good, and you are into Stealth or Rpg games, have a good imagination, or are suceptible to immersion then this is a must buy.\nNegatives:\n-Once in a while bugs, like getting wall stuck, or audio muting were easily fixed by reloading or restarting game.\n-Entire game is not out yet and will leave you attached to the world just as it ends.\nOverall:\nThe game is a 9/10 if you are in the mood for an Immersive, Stealth, RPG.', u'hours': 9.0, u'date': u'2017-10-22', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198082882331', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 198, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Personicus', u'text': u'So far this year, there has been a very small motley collection of games that have succeeded in absolutely mesmerising me by drawing me into their respective animated worlds full of charm, ambience, atmospehere, and otherworldy sensations - Ghost of a Tale is one of those games. To enjoy this masterpiece in all its splendour, leave your judgemental adult self at the door, let your inner child run rampant, and allow yourself to be engrossed and captivated in a Beatrix-Potter-esque world of yesteryear.\nI played the game using a mouse, and being born in the year of the rat, it was obviously a recipe for success !\nThere are some unfavourable reviews abounding regarding the alleged short play time - I acquired Ghost of a Tale late September (with the latest EA patch) and managed to get over 9 hours of playtime from the current content (and still didn\'t complete all 33 available quests). According to the Developer, this current content constitutes approximately 50%-60% of the full game, but given the absolute charm that the game exudes, it\'s already well worth the price of admission - value is purely subjective !\nFor all those who are still a "child at heart", this is not to be missed !\nHighly recommended and extremely commendable given that the dev team is essentially one individual, albeit an individual with an impressive resume !', u'hours': 11.7, u'date': u'2017-10-14', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197997521492', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 51, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Sam', u'hours': 23.0, u'products': 281, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'torture', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'IsaacAsimov', u'text': u'This may be a hidden narrative gem... but the combat is just too clunky to the point where it is a chore. Turn based would have been better.', u'hours': 2.3, u'date': u'2017-11-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 1259, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'jmcone', u'text': u"I've never made it past the first town in Inquisitor, though I've got incredibly close on my last try: it's brutal combat and need to scoff health potions in ridiculous amounts after every single fight make it at times a grind. But having begun to play it again, I realized why I made it that far in the first place. The terrifying, austere soundtrack of a medieval world drenched in Biblical themes, coupled with the grim graphics and amazing writing which sells the world, puts you into the shoes of an Inquisitor, a person who needs to root out all forms of heresy in a world that is quickly filling up with them.\nAn isometric RPG, Inquisitor offers a combat system where you just click on the enemy you want to attack and it will happen. You just point, click and select dialogue options, walking around the towns and wildernesses that you encounter. Heading deep within dungeons and ancient cemeteries is easy, though the combat is not. The combat is the biggest hurdle to cross in the game, and you also need to make sure your character is specced well for the trials ahead. Be sure to check out the Guides in the Steam Community section for this game; they offer some excellent tips that the game doesn't provide to you.\nAn excellent story, coupled together with memorable sidequests, none of which I want to spoil. You are, or were, a criminal who escaped judgement only through becoming an Inquisitor, a member of the Church who are ruthless in their tactics. They hunt out heretics and demons wherever they might hide, and most are suspicious of everybody. Anyone you don't know could be a heretic, a sinner or harbouring a demon. There is a lengthy amount of text to get through in this game, but the way it is written means it doesn't feel like a slog at all, instead you find yourself almost reading a novel. The writing in this game is amazing, but fair warning: there's a lot of it.\nGraphics are serviceable isometric RPG stuff: they carry with them the right amount of grim, medieval themes, and make you feel as though you are being drawn into the world.\nAtmosphere, then, is excellent, due to the quality of the writing, graphics and lore of the world. The Biblical themes used give it a unique spin, one that I hadn't seen at the forefront of an RPG before, so I am enjoying the themes of the world used so far. It really does pull me into it.\nThe soundtrack often sounds as though it has just been pulled from church, or sometimes from Hell. It is a powerful soundtrack that is filled with ominous stings and thunderous organs, which is perfect for the dark themes of the game.\nIf you are willing to stomach some tinkering, sometimes annoying combat, drinking a lot of health potions, and a lot of reading, then you are in for an amazing journey, one I plan to continue for some time.\njmcone's\nRating:", u'hours': 11.1, u'date': u'2017-10-31', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 203, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Habib Smeckledorf Bradberry', u'hours': 0.0, u'products': 126, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2013-08-21', u'text': u'This was the first ever video game I ever played. I still think that it is great.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'GasMask', u'hours': 30.2, u'products': 3115, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2013-07-16', u'text': u'One of the best and most detailed racing car simulator ever!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'x2assaulter', u'hours': 229.7, u'products': 136, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2013-04-17', u'text': u'Many Many Mods! ;)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'[BSB] Rhym3z', u'text': u"If you want proper realism, you'll find it it here. Currently the most realistic racing game around", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2013-04-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 404, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'That Guy', u'hours': 4.6, u'products': 591, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u"Fighting monsters with good platform mechanics for materials, then match-three mechanics for cooking them to impress judges is more fun than I expected. What this game does best is giving you limited time for doing it main purpose, in my experience, it's never a good thing yet this game proved me wrong.\nLimited time makes you plan ahead when a designated monster and main theme revealed. You have to learn quickly what monsters drop what kind of ingredients, and what are the elements of that ingredients... There are also RPG elements of the game with equipment your character uses but especially with the cooking gear what you choose and the main theme of the challenge must overlap just by chance. If they didn't then your job becomes much harder.\nFighting is good, I just saw one biome with contains 4 offensive and 1 thief type monster that you can attack (also there are berries and such type but they do not attack or defend themselves) for most of it you can just mash buttons for random hits and kill them, but some of it attack really hard and has different types of attacks. I hope other biomes have the different type of monsters that can challenge me more.\nGraphics are great. Both art style and animations are well done. As you can see from screenshots probably this game's main selling point is cute and colorful art style. Music is also good but SFX can be discussed. There is also voice acting in main story dialogues and the cutscenes.\nControls are good enough with a gamepad but playing with a keyboard would be hard I guess.\nI can play with my 2014 MacBook Air without having a problem after closing the vsync and there is no screen tearing for me with 1440x900 resolution.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'I AKU!', u'hours': 12.4, u'products': 635, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'I was a Kickstarter backer for the basic game tier and I\u2019m really having a good track record with these.\nBattle Chef Brigade is a fusion of multiple genres, it\u2019s a side-scrolling action game crossed with a Match 3 puzzle game and some light RPG elements. This gameplay combination works quite well; the action segments where you hunt monsters for ingredients controls smoothly and are fun and the Match 3 parts where you cook your ingredients are good too. Though fair warning if you can\u2019t do Match 3 at a swift clip you might run into some trouble towards endgame of the campaign, I barely managed to squeak by the final boss on Normal so I don\u2019t ever plan on playing Hard.  I\u2019ve only run into one annoying bug, an audio bug that persisted throughout most of a match. I had to mute the game, but it corrected itself once I won the match.\nThe writing is quite good, mainly in that the characters are charming and they are bolstered by some real quality voice-acting. The game also has a conclusive ending too. The atmosphere is also great, it\u2019s lively and colorful. The game\u2019s art design is reminiscent of Miyazaki or Wakfu and it has that painting-like quality to it. The character design is quite good too, ranging from a young girl with a teapot robot, an undead necromancer with his ghost slime buddy, and a few different kinds of orc.\nBattle Chef Brigade is a unique game with a lot of heart that\u2019s definitely worth checking out.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'chiquit', u'text': u'I kickstarted this game.  Best money I have spent in a long time.  It is simple in its formula while becoming quite advanced in its depths.  Puzzle, action, and cooking. . . Amazing.', u'hours': 4.2, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197985724635', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 708, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Lidhuin', u'text': u"This game is a diamond in the rough.\nDo you like those games where you go from point A to point B, engaging in trade? This is a good one of those. It has more challenges than other trade-based games, which is nice, but it also lacks some of the interface (in the rough, as mentioned).\nDo you like games where you can engage in piracy and the like? You can go around intimidating and killing merchants and others, but it's not going to be easy - people will go down fighting.\nDo you want to be an adventurer going to wild planets and looking for resources you can't sell anywhere because they're totally illegal? Go unleash your inner Indiana Jones (and get caught in a planet-wide lightning storm that leaves half your crew demoralized).\nDo you want to stealthily help out your faction win a conflict through espionage? Yup, you can do that too.\nIn short, there's a lot of options. However, as mentioned, this is a diamond *in the rough*. There's still a lot of improvements to be done, but it still feels like a complete game at this point - it can just become an even better game with more love and care from the devs.", u'hours': 66.1, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': True, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 464, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Oriomaeth', u'hours': 2.4, u'products': 358, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'I really love Templar Battleforce, and the devs are doing a fantastic job to continue bringing content and improving the games. Same is true for Star Traders: Frontiers. and it is just an EA, but one with already plenty of content.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'FFace', u'text': u"I'm quite an average player (with an average IQ) and I learned the basics quite well in an hour or two + few youtube videos. After that the game play has been just pure enjoyment. Well, of course there is room for some development but over all already very functional. Can't believe how these two managed to do all this just by themselves? A little bit suspicious that there are some Xeno-work behind all this...\nIf you don't like this game or the devs (which are the best with their dedication and all), think twice if that means that you should leave a negative review. If you don't like this game, it's maybe too hard for you to understand or you are just looking a totally different kind of game?", u'hours': 29.9, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197960747070', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 82, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'[NC] moonman', u'text': u'10/10 would 360p again', u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2015-02-23', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198021777509', u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 256, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Carlos_Magnum', u'text': u'Jogabilidade p\xe9ssima. N\xe3o consegui jogar mais de 3 fases de tanta agonia.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-09-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198004035714', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 59, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Jerry G', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 10, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-02-01', u'text': u'fixed yet?', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Lo\u0161o', u'hours': 13.5, u'products': 490, u'product_id': u'554220', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-08-23', u'text': u'No idea where i got this game from, but it is damn lot of fun :D i recommend for wasting time :)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'stan', u'text': u'Do recommend this game fully, simple puzzle fun on the face of it, with interesting RPG mechanics.... have really enjoyed playing thru it, and it is definitely a game to relieve the stresses of the world. Also find it has that one more go aspect too.', u'hours': 57.6, u'date': u'2017-08-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197961444812', u'product_id': u'554220', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 263, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'schwereigen', u'text': u'On Steam it claims it has full controller support but IT DOESN`T. Not on a mac. Wtf who plays plattformers with keyboard and mouse!?!?!', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-01-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'user_id': u'76561198039016318', u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 80, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'GABRIDIFO', u'text': u"Legend Of Kay went under the radar during the golden age of platform games of PS2. Now, we have a new chance to enjoy this game, here, in steam. This title could never compete with the Ratchets and the Jaks of its era, but it's still a very solid game.\nThe platforming is very fluid, the combat is challenging and fun at the same time. Of course, we have a lot of other things to do, like unlock extras, races, exploration... a bit of everything, just like games were back in the day.\nIt is also a funny game, as you are a cat and you fight using martial arts and several weapons (swords, hammers...). Also, you can't swim for a long time, your enemies are the rats and your friends are communist pandas.\nThis anniversary version is perfect. HD textures and models, a great optimization, 1080P and 60 fps no scope. Shout-out to the OST, it has some great tracks too.\nThe only downside is the voice acting. It could be better, yes, but doesn't really matter for a game of this kind.\nA cult classic. Now in Steam. You like platforms? You buy this.", u'hours': 13.4, u'date': u'2016-01-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 173, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'MarquinhosQueroMinhaDroga', u'text': u"Awesome game, great combat mechanics, engaging history, nice soundtrack. There's some glitches here and there but not a problem for me at all, made me remember my childhood with ps2 as well :D.\nhighly recommend it.\nIt's a game that will never be forgotten by me.", u'hours': 9.2, u'date': u'2016-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198066013789', u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 88, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Rob', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 608, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-19', u'text': u"Making this free won't save it, given going free has taken too long. The completely free open BETA only attracted 3000 people. Evolve went free and so did battleborn begrudgingly and they're both dead too.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'capt. bushybeard', u'hours': 4.5, u'products': 177, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-19', u'text': u'they need to make this free to play if they want any chance to survive the onwer needs to admit he a pampuss \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 and not charge money for a game he was going to make free in the first place', u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'SundA', u'text': u'2 current players WORLD WIDE!!', u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2017-12-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 157, u'user_id': u'76561198000762132', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 742, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'\u300eZewii\u300f', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 1471, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-07-30', u'text': u'This is just a waste of time.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'rileyflan', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 57, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-07-30', u'text': u"Glad I got this in a humble bundle. The models look reasonably ok, which is probably the only positive thing to be said about this game. Horrible looped music, dumb enemy AI, broken weapons, and dead lobbies make this a terrible experience. You crawl faster than you walk, and a melee weapon gives one shot kills. Also, I played this for 15 minutes. It really doesn't take long to see how flawed this game is. I was hoping it would be one of those games that is so bad it's good, but it wasn't. This game is just bad.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Andros', u'hours': 4.9, u'products': 804, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-07-30', u'text': u"Even after the humble bundle 1 $ deal this game is dead, it's practically impossible to find a game. Besides that the single player campaign is\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665", u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'rocksoldier_alex', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 2511, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-07-30', u'text': u'This game give no content to play (single player has no story and is boring, multi player is dead)\nStay away from this game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'hightime1011', u'text': u'FF 13 - 2  is aweseome!', u'hours': 58.1, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198059358921', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 83, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Flanrolls', u'text': u"It's finally on Steam now get out there and show ZUN some love", u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198261585108', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 67, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Fact Sphere', u'hours': 3.3, u'products': 152, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u'Bullets flying from the screen in patterns that you need to memorize to beat each stage.\n5/7 would play again.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'MadKiLLz', u'text': u'Flying lesbians shooting each other.', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 165, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'dorlanck_ex.dee', u'hours': 27.7, u'products': 40, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u"This game is great and all, but if you're a returning player from any console, you're going to have a bad time. With the discontinuation of Character Transfer, GTA Online is not worth your time unless you have enough bucks to get yourself a Shark Card, which right now, is pretty mandatory.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Arthovis', u'hours': 43.1, u'products': 487, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'Kiflom!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'[Snow] The Senate', u'hours': 1703.8, u'products': 313, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u"it's okay", u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Niko the Treecko', u'text': u'fun', u'hours': 12.5, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198192672385', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 36, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Codysmallmak', u'text': u"Great game however not at all worth this price. don't buy it until it is on sale or something.  It is just too short right now and updates are so few and far between.  however, the game is amazing fun and beautiful.  I wouldn't mind a small combat system even a simple one.  but having a pure sneak game is pretty fun too.", u'hours': 5.5, u'date': u'2017-10-13', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198079510372', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 38, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'hodagacz-humbug', u'text': u'I love stealth games and recently there has been a huge resurgance in them. This easily has the most adorable protagonist of all (Sorry Emily Kaldwin and Styx). The stealth is great, the puzzles are interesting and the art is beautiful. I can not wait to see the final release.', u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2017-09-21', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 304, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Eringail', u'hours': 2.4, u'products': 8, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-09-14', u'text': u'Brilliant little game, looking forward to seeing it progress', u'early_access': True, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'gianpydinino', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 4, u'product_id': u'660340', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-10-18', u'text': u'It sux bro', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Formica', u'text': u'its unreall finish this game\nin respawn mode mobs dont drop money second time///\n1.you respawn\n2.kill 2-3 mobs and get 0 money\n3. game over = you need 10 money for reload weapon\nTo test game you can increase gold/hp/bullets and etc\n1. save game\n2. edit file with notepad  \\SavesDir\\save_file.json', u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2017-10-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'660340', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 21, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'bytee \u2714', u'text': u"All these whiners complaining about how they can't make it through one enemy.\nTbh this is a pretty fun game, kind of challenging especially because you only have a couple of inventory slots.\nYou need to work on the hitboxes because you get stuck when entering gaps.\nI would like to see a part 2 on this.\nHere are some tips for the beginners on the game who think every game has to be a cake walk:\n- Never go on the wrong terrain without the right equipment\n- Once you are further in the game use save and buy health and ammo packs so that you don't have to restart\n- Get plenty of good upgrades and remember to use the inventory slots wisely\n- Get a good strategy don't just shoot for no apparent reason\nAnd that's about it.", u'hours': 2.6, u'date': u'2017-10-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198426637188', u'product_id': u'660340', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 4, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'ThatOneSheep', u'text': u"Ok so, I never write reviews for games, but this once I just had to. This game so amazing and overwhelmingly fun you'll just end up playing for hours without even noticing. The only thing I wish was different is that I wanted it to be longer. Don't get me wrong, the game isn't short at all, I just want more, and I'll probably replay it trying different strategies and tehniques.\nIf you're looking for one of the best stealth games you'll ever play, you've come to the right place. You can pass the levels however you want. I personally enjoy killing all the enemies, but you can also sneak undetected if that's your style. The game is beyond worth the price and I highly recommend it.", u'hours': 8.2, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198061551874', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 18, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'lifemonth', u'hours': 18.4, u'products': 289, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'text': u'This game is a must play.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Thepickduck', u'hours': 28.0, u'products': 34, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'text': u'This is a well made game that deserves backing & is made fun by gradually learning the many nuances involved in the development cycle this game took.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Auuuish', u'text': u"Doesn't work... when I run it, a huge black square appears on my screen and the only way to make it disappear is to turn off the computer.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-09-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198079939720', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 58, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'The Widowmaker', u'hours': 16.0, u'products': 189, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-09-24', u'text': u"This game really captures the old school RPG feeling really well.   It's very similar to Beyond Divinity in that aspect.\nI'm not sure why I never finished it -  I think it was probably the difficulty and somewhat repetative nature of the combat.  The story, atmosphere, writing and everything else was pretty great but the combat seemed to be somewhat of a drawback.\nBut it's not an expensive game, and it's definitely worth what I paid for it.  I enjoyed it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Denny Crane - TPF -', u'text': u'fun board game to play online. A little bit luck reliant though.', u'hours': 92.3, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198123072098', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 34, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Sezynn', u'text': u'Great game! Once you learn how to play it really gets fun! :3', u'hours': 22.7, u'date': u'2017-11-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198120207314', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 39, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'HyDecember', u'text': u'Excellent game for me.\nMy own advice is try to provide selections of background music. Just like the selections for menu music.\nSince this game always takes long time, its good to has some good music during the pay time.', u'hours': 22.6, u'date': u'2017-11-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198302034148', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 10, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Scarecrown', u'hours': 2.4, u'products': 560, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-10-06', u'text': u'Another World... aah, a game that made part of my childhood. Good memories.\nA short story, with no dialogues but some nice sound effects, and an awesome art work. The concept of the game is something beautiful. I love it. The controls are simple (5 keys do everything) and may not work that good all the time, but nothing to worry about.\nThe only negative point (that don\'t deserve much attention) is that the puzzles are so hard (at least on the hardest difficult) that sometimes you\'ll lose much time for "simple" or "unimaginable" things. Also, there is absolutely no way to evade dying 5 or more times in each part. You\'ll never do it first try. This is something acceptable because of the way and the time the game was released. It doesn\'t make any less of the game and must not stop you from playing.\n8/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Red Judas', u'hours': 2.7, u'products': 321, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-10-06', u'text': u"One of the worst games I've ever played. I like the thrill of a nostalgic game, but I struggle to see what was so enjoyable about this. The controls respond only half the time. I can't tell you how many times I fell through the map instead of landing on a platform And even worse, there are major elements within the game that are impossible to intuit. You can only piece it together through trial and error. That wouldn't sound so bad if the game had decent checkpoints. Instead, if you mess something up, you have to restart from the beginning of the last difficult section. There is no checkpoint when you complete it. They're only at the beginning of a hard section.\nI only played all the way through because I didn't want some stupid game to beat me.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Jabba The Hutt', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 493, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-10-05', u'text': u"I was excited about Another World: 20th Anniversary Edition. In fact, I volunteered to review it, because I\u2019d heard so many good things about it from friends, and I admire its intriguing look and mysterious alien ambiance. And yet it took me about five minutes to realize that Another World is best left in their fond memories. I honestly couldn't fathom recommending Another World to anyone. I could rattle off a hundred platformers with better controls off the top of my head -- puzzle-oriented or otherwise -- that you should play before you subject yourself to these terrible controls and uninspired platforming puzzles.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'FransisKransis', u'text': u'"YOU MASH B, I\'LL KICK THE POOR SOD!"\n*Rinse&Repeat*', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2016-01-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 1318, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Pixor', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 451, u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-01-14', u'text': u"I think making a game that is entirely multiplayer is very risky for a game with simple mechanics. Unfortunately Uniworlds, the poor graphics, cringy characters and simple story don't really work in your favour either.\nSorry guys, but I'd recommend skipping this one.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'\u2665\u2665', u'text': u"Other than the fact that the game is poorly made and is buggy beyond belief, the story is at least some what redeeming for the game.\nThe dialogue and the story in the game is absolutely amazing and the game play is actually some what enjoyable once you get used to it, which I doubt anyone has because it's almost impossible to even get used to. The gameplay is buggy to say the least and there is a lot of input lag. They have irritatingly bad descriptions for achievements that leave my brother and I in absolute frustration.\nGood game if they were able to brush up on a the rough edges around the place. It had plenty potential to be an amazing game and it feels almost like it was set up for a sequel. I just hope that it can get out of the labs with a game that can properly function. I also hope they figure out how to explain an achievement so they don't leave the players, and especially me, theorizing on what they could possibly mean.\nIf you're someone who aims to complete achievements on games, this game will give you serious nightmares. Good luck to anyone who's brave enough to 100% it, you'll need it. Hopefully the luck won't bug out either.\nIt hurts my head... a lot.", u'hours': 12.4, u'date': u'2016-01-08', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 131, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Mordude', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 71, u'product_id': u'342920', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'AleehValim', u'text': u"Hah well here we go.\nSo, got this game some years back in a Juicy Beast stream. They gave the game to you if you would bet on the right bot. Stayed there for almost 2 hours until finally winning it.\nSo, about the game now:\nI think it's fairly well polished gameplay-wise. Not very good if you're just playing alone (the bots can really screw you over sometimes), but if you got a bunch of friends to play with, it's pretty awesome.\nI'm not very good at writing these as you can see, but that's all I could gather.\nOverall, good game.", u'hours': 6.2, u'date': u'2017-11-14', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'342920', u'page_order': 1, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 43, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Berto', u'hours': 11.1, u'products': 565, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2013-03-24', u'text': u"It's still a pleasure to drive all these years later. Always prefered rFactor, but GTR2 it's clearly one of the best sims of the past generation.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'R4DFIELD', u'hours': 5.3, u'products': 415, u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2013-03-08', u'text': u'GTR 2 is a great full blown racing simulator, takes all of the realistic details into the game. Practicing, Qualifying, Pit Stops, Tire Wear, etc. Graphics are a little dated but not bad for its age. If you have a retail copy it can be activated on Steam, SimBin was good enough to use the retail cd keys to activate them on steam. The menu music is pretty awesome too.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'orionexplorer', u'text': u"This title is new to steam but to those of us who have been in sim racing for a number of years this is a true gem and classic. GTR2 is the second title from SimBin to represent the FIA GT Championship. The actual real world series that this title is based on ended in 2009 to be replaced by the FIA GT1 World Championship, which has also come to a very quick end during the 2012 racing season.\nThis title though harkens back to the glory days of FIA GT racing when you would have an entire field made up of a variety of super cars, such as Jaguar, Porsche, Maseratti, Lamborghini, BMW, Lister, Saleen, and many more. All racing on the track for about 3 hours at a time. This encluded driver changes, which can be done in game, plus the Proxima 24 Hours of Spa-Francorchamps! This race can even be run for the full race distance of 24 hours in game!!!\nDon't think of this as a console type game, it's not. I've spent way too many hours racing here and in the various mods to even bother thinking about the Arcade mode which is available as well. Get a steering wheel and get ready for some serious racing competition.\nDoes the idea of racing at Circuit de Le Sarthe (more commonly know as Le Mans) for 24 hours get you going? Or would you rather race on the Daytona road course, or at Sebring, or Dubai, or Silverstone, or any number of other tracks which can be added to this title. Add to that there is a very active online raceing community still with this title and if that is your thing then this is the one for you!!!\np.s. It might be a little early for anything on steam to be up and running so you might have to look outside of the steeam community for on line racing.", u'hours': 7.7, u'date': u'2012-12-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198000948476', u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 50, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'DanSan', u'hours': 12.1, u'products': 177, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u"It's anime food hunting and cooking, platforming and puzzle, fun and delicious.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Kakacarrotcake', u'text': u"A dash of Final Fantasy, a spoonful of Monster Hunter, a splash of Iron Chef, and a pinch of Bejeweled. What's not to Like?", u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198010276163', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 388, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'vdubexwhyzee', u'text': u"I opened up this game for the first time and played 8hours straight taking no breaks, not sure what it is about this game that's so fun and addicting, but it certainly is fun and addicting. My only real gripes are that the animations are done a bit choppy, but that was to be expected upon funding this indie game on kickstarter. Also, it annoys me SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH that the image for the left and right bumper are switched (RB is written on the visual image of the LB button and vice versa) making it very easy to confuse them, but those aren't used very often anyways, so it doesn't really matter.", u'hours': 9.1, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198120949615', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 88, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'SquidPunk', u'hours': 12.6, u'products': 528, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'I don\'t write reviews for games, but this game deserves every bit of time and love I can give it.\nFull disclosure: I backed this game on Kickstarter about 4 years ago I believe, long before Adult Swim picked it up.\nBattle Chef Brigade is a cooking, hack n\' slash side-scrolling fantasy game, that sounds like a series of random buzzwords that most publishers would throw around on Twitter without saying it aloud and realizing it sounds dumb, however that\'s the best way I can describe BCB. You gather ingredients from slaying monsters and then put the elements of those ingredients together in a match-3 style puzzle game. For anyone who has seen an episode of Chopped should be able to pick up pretty quickly that there are judges and these judges have certain requests and the overall host gives you a theme ingredient that he would like to see as apart of your dish.\nThe story is solid, if a tad disjointed toward the end as it flip-flops from one protagonist to another. That being said the voice acting and characters are excellent with each character looking and sounding distinct and having likable memorable personalities from each other. The music is also really solid with inspiration from both fantasy and French styles. The art is solid and hand-drawn but this occasionally will cause issues. Characters rarely ever "move" and some characters even lack a walking animation (some will slide off screen which is unintentionally hilarious to me). That being said it\'s well used in most cutscenes and the voice acting is superb enough to help overlook these issues.\nI streamed this game from it\'s launch and everyone who watched was absoluetly blown away by the level of quality this tiny team acheived on a small percentage of your typical Mighty No.9 campaign. I wholeheartedly reccomend this title at full price, you\'ll find plenty to offer on hand here at launch and there\'s no bugs or glitches I\'ve come across as of yet.\n(I apologize for the review sounding a bit ramble-y, it\'s been several years since I\'ve done a written review)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Tokjanggut', u'text': u'Highly recommended...Awsome support and frequent updates frm game developer ... Great job', u'hours': 93.6, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198053261246', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 41, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'spleendamage', u'hours': 52.9, u'products': 1095, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'I love this game. It\'s such a wonderful starship captain RPG game. This isn\'t a twitch game. All of the combat is turn-based, somewhat JRPG style. There\'s a lot traveling around and micro management of your ship and crew. It\'s a bit like Sid Meier\'s Pirates, but in space.\nIn my current save, I\'m an Explorer/Spy. My ship is quite small, and I\'m skilled for stealth and escape. So I\'m not looking for a stand-up fights. I\'m in it to prosper around the edges: gather intel, court contacts, look under rocks.\nI\'m having a blast with the game, even though it has some rough edges. Because it\'s early access, that is to be expected. But let\'s talk about early access here as well since, at this point, many people have likely been burned by abandoned early access projects: these devs are in the forums responding to the players, they\'re on a discord server responding to players, they\'re updating the game frequently. In short, they\'re awesome.\nPros:\nChoose your officers and recruit a crew. Want more options in a space fight? Grab a bunch of pilots and gunners. Want a more military crew for boarding? Recruit more soldiers. Want none of that? Hire exo-scouts, merchants or spies. Your officers and crewmembers all contribute to the type of options you have at your disposal in any given situation.\nA lot of character customization options for you and your officers / crew. You can choose the appearance, gender and name of every crew member. They\'ve got their own traits, And as they level up they\'ll gain various talents and job skills (21 different jobs). Is one of your crew members in possession of exemplary skills and talent? Get rid of your greedy, disloyal quartermaster and promote that crewmember to officer instead!\nPlay it like a sandbox, or play scripted missions. If you want to run cargo back and forth to make some money, you can. If you want to explore wilderness planets or spy on a faction, you can. Of course if you want to patrol around spoiling for a fight, you can do that too. But if those things get a bit repetitive, talk to your contacts and get some quests.\nThere is a web of politics and intrigue to navigate as you try to earn enough to keep your crew happy and ship in one piece. When one faction likes you, the others probably don\'t. You\'re going to need places to fuel up and repair though, so managing faction relations is a major component of the game.\nProcedural universe creation, in case you want a different sandbox to play in!\nCons:\nIt\'s early access, so there are some bugs. I\'ve not encountered any crashes yet, however.\nThe UI isn\'t always friendly, but they\'re working on it!\nThere\'s no manual at the moment, so it may take a game or two to understand the mechanics (I just figured out what the little dots under the combat talents meant after 10 hours played...).\nNeutral:\nThe game can be difficult at first. Playing on "Normal" is quite challenging. I haven\'t tried anything harder than that.\nI don\'t see the difficulty as a pro or con as long as each player can find a level that is challenging without being excessively punishing.\nWho should get this game:\nAnyone who wants to run a starship around and cobble together a trusty core of officers and full crew. Anyone who likes bouncing from planet to planet, trading, doing missions, levelling up skills, random encounters, exploring, and micromanaging their ship/crew/faction relations.\nAnyone like me :)\n*edited typos', u'early_access': True, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Edwyndham', u'text': u'([EDIT 11/24] I am impressed with the professionalism of the devs. They take comments in stride and really seem to be working to make the best game they can. I\'ll probably check back from time to time and edit this review if things improve a lot)\n------\nSo ... I\'m on the negative side of neutral here, but Binary Thumb Choice is Binary.\nI genuinely had a lot of fun working through the mechanics and figuring things out - lots of\nkinds of moments, and getting more competant at things for new runs had a kind of wonder for me.\nAt this point I think I\'ve figured out at least 80-90% of the mechanics of this game (not mastering, just ... I know what they are), but as things are now I sadly don\'t think it will hold my interest. I mean, I want it to, but ...\nThis is one of those titles that stitches a bigger game out of a variety of smaller minigames, a method that brings\nto mind for me at least, though there\'s no further comparison between the two titles to be made after that. In this game, it basically boils down to 5 RNG-driven minigames that you\'ll be rotating through to varying degrees as you progress: space travel, ship combat, crew combat, missions, and ... card flipping stuff.\nI\'ll start on that last one - as you can see in the trailer, there\'s a bit where you\'re presented with a semi-random selection of 5 cards. You press a button and RNG decides which cards flip over and dissipate and you\'re left with one card that gives you a bad thing or a good thing or some combat opportunity or whatever. That\'s the extent of player interaction here, though: you press one button, and some cards flip over. You can try to stack this in your favor through the occasional crew ability (\'remove a negative card before flipping\') and (I\n) maybe stack the RNG more in your favor by stacking up crew attributes, though the mechanics of such aren\'t clear right now (early access and all).\nBut even after all that: button, cards. That\'s the gameplay here.\nAnd this mechanic is used\n. Patrol shipping lanes? Flip some cards. Blockade a planet? Flip cards. Explore wilderness? Flip. Spy on a planet\'s networks? Cards. Gain access to black market? Flip some more cards.\nThe crew combat feels like a JRPG-lite where each character has ... one ability. You just spam attacks until things die, and the opponent does the same, and it\'s a spam race to see who can make the enemy dead first. To be fair, I think I\'m probably missing the finer points of this system, but honestly - this stuff is\n.\nShip combat is more enjoyable by far, though still fairly simplistic. You have a variety of abilities (given by your crew) that you can use per move, and you assign weapons to fire, and there\'s some range mechanic of sorts that determines weapon/tactic availability ... but just about all of this again comes down to RNG.\nMissions, which I am straining to define as a minigame here (though I had to strain equally as much to call the card thing a \'game\') boils down to basically one text choice followed by some dice rolling to determine if your choice failed or had some benefit ... maybe some ship combat or something similar happens as a result of this.\nThe overworld/space travel mechanic, to which I\'ll also tie the inter-world trading mechanics, is a mess of RNG stuff happening all at once; and once you figure out what you\'re supposed to be doing to manage your fuel and crew and all that, it eventually becomes a very tedious affair of repetitive clicking and decision making.\n"Oh, I\'ve traveled from point A to to point B. I land on this planet. *click* I need to buy fuel, because there is literally no reason why I would not want to do this *click click*; now I will pay my crew to prevent them murdering me *click* *click* *click* and send them on some shore leave *click* *click* oh wait I need to click like 15 times to make sure all of them do it I guess *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click*; some of them got sick, so I need to go to the doctor tab *click* and heal them all *click*. In the meantime, all this pay and shore leave made my guys level up, so I need to go the status tab *click* and then the crew submenu *click* and filter my crew to show leveling ones only *click* *click* and then click through every single one of them to assign new job levels and assign tasks, even for the junior crew that have a singular job path *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* ........\nAnd when you travel from point B to point C, get ready to do that whoooole thing over again. It\'s weird, with all the automated RNG in this game already, that I\'m wishing they\'d automate this stuff more at this point.\nAs for Trade, in a game called Star Traders, this mechanic feels very disadvantageous, at least at the early stages with the stuff you can trade in. You can fill your trade ship with some sort of commodity at an A+ price, and sell it off at an A+ price on a nearby planet, and feel good about yourself for making a cool $1K in profits - until you realize that the fuel cost you $600, your crew are demanding about $800 in wages, and demanding shore leave to the tune of $200 more. And you can\'t really trade in more profitable stuff until you buy very, very expensive licenses - in this manner, Star Traders basically funnels you away from trade and into doing the missions. Why travel from point A to B to try and pull off $1000 profit of trade (that gets swallowed by expenses), when I can travel the same distance for a mission that will give me a $22,000 reward? This is probably the most disappointing part for me, because I was keen to try my hand at some trading. I mean, it\'s in the title ...\nAt the end of all this, I can only feel that this title is really not geared towards someone like me, and more towards someone with a heavy background in D&D-like games who love them some dice rolling and RNG. If that\'s you, well, give it a shot.', u'hours': 7.8, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 360, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'RatchetMario [Thelombax51]', u'text': u"I like how original PS2 port has re-make to HD version and made for various platforms.\nMy frist known of this game around 06' but that day I still won't interested to buy. Sadly, I missed from the old day....\nBut today, I bought this game on Steam by myself and played it for moment, I really enjoy it! I knew this game has made from 2005 and everyone has nostalgia feeling, so, I can feeling it too! I mean, I like the old Classic 3D perform like this, like Ratchet & Clank, Sly Cooper, and Jak & Dexter, but this kinda similar perform from those. I'd say that...\nOverall, It's a well done game port from original with upgrade graphics. I don't know about original port much, so far, its looks different between original and HD version. I just search around Google.", u'hours': 24.5, u'date': u'2015-12-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 189, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Lartay', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 224, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2015-12-07', u'text': u"Remake of the PS2 version from 2005. While this remake will appeal mostly to the people who have played it before, if you're a fan of 3D Adventure Platformers then I recommend you give it a try\nIt's been done really nicely, it controls well and is identical to the original. My only complaints are the camera, cutscenes and the voice acting; all are a bit janky at times. Unfortunately there are no graphical options but it does run at the same resolution as your monitor, in full screen and very smoothly. Try not to tab out, it doesn't like this.\nCutscenes seem to be out of time to the voice acting but matches perfectly in-game, just a warning.\nOverall I recommend you give it a try, especially if you've played it before. There aren't enough 3D Platormers that take me back to the days of Sly and Ratchet and Clank. There's nothing quite like replaying a great old game you thought everyone had forgotten about. Can we get remakes of Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Brave and Scaler now?", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Trublade', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 605, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-11-27', u'text': u"This game is a gem with a thin coat of dust, what i mean to say is despite this games dated dialogue and gameplay, what's here is very good.  With that being said, this game has an endearing storyline about liberty and over reaching government, a story that is valid in any era. This game say's never give up liberty for safety, an idea that Barak Obama could learn from. If you want to see some gameplay I have a video below.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Recon Time +', u'hours': 3.4, u'products': 110, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-18', u'text': u"You're delusional if you think people are going to spend even a couple dollars on a multiplayer only game that can barely hold 30 players at any given time. Furthermore Nexon has a reputation for ruining games down the road and I barely trust them with my time, let alone my money. Swallow your pride and go free to play like you originally planned. But no one really cares if you insist on sticking with the pay to play model. Very little this game offers that plenty of other excellent online shooters don't.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'cbear', u'text': u':(', u'hours': 3.4, u'date': u'2017-12-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 131, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Super Soviet', u'hours': 3.4, u'products': 46, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'text': u'the game is okey but needs to be cheaper or even free to play at some point', u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'nK', u'text': u'Nicht gut', u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 47, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Bugghy', u'text': u'Pro:\nAcceptable sounds,\ngood graphics,\ninteresting mechanics\nCon:\ndead community,\nOVERPRICED for what has to offer\nSingle-player "campaign" is pure crap..do the same thing over and over and over and over and over and over\nNote: got the game from humblebundle for 1$..but IMO, even 10 cents price would be overpriced for this "game".\nThe game MIGHT have a chance if it goes F2P..but 30 euros for this mess..no thank you!', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-07-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197993970726', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 117, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Misaka_10032', u'hours': 6.2, u'products': 1848, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-07-29', u'text': u'NO!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Knight', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 403, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-07-29', u'text': u'An interesting take on team based FPS. The problems like graphics looking more like they are from an PS2 or the fact that you cant really customize your controls make this game require a little bit of mucking with button usage.\nSadly the game seems to have died as no players have been found to try out the online multiplayer aspect.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Ed', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 346, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2015-12-06', u'text': u'Could not pay me to play this game again.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'BitPhoenix', u'text': u'In order for me to post this review I had to "play" the game for at least 5 minutes, but I only really played this game for like 1 min and felt like throwing up after. Complete Garbo, I thought it might be like Roller Coaster Tycoon.... It\'s not even close. Usually I don\'t do reviews but this game was so bad I felt compelled to. Funny thing is Roller Coaster came in a box of cereal and this you have to buy. I got this in a Humble bundle but still a waste of my time and hard drive space. If you got the humble bundle too don\'t even waste your time activating this.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2015-12-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 223, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'951Jimbo', u'text': u"This isn\u2019t a broken game, or a terrible game, but it's a game that never was great and is even worse now that it is aging.", u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2015-12-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 473, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Zeatheon', u'text': u'Very goodu.', u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 185, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u"': ) Citrus", u'text': u'EHH? Easy mode? only elementary students are allowed to play on easy mode.', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198073687199', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 108, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Step', u'hours': 5.8, u'products': 284, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u"A poor shrine maiden!\nThat's one steaming hot fairy!\nSave Gensokyo!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'RElentless', u'hours': 2.1, u'products': 141, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u'This game hits like a Master Spark.\nGet your hat and bloomers on and take off to fight in the skies of Gensokyo once more', u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Adrian', u'text': u'A surprisingly challenging strategy game in the Might and Magic Franchise! 8.5/10. Game took much longer to beat than expected, as there are 5 nice story campaigns, each with a unique set of units, items and skills, and the battles are quite difficult and reward careful planning. Only at the start of the last campaign, they suddenly ramped up difficulty too high in 3 crazy battles without saving option. Nevertheless, highly recommended for strategic battle gamers, and to MM lovers (nice music).', u'hours': 47.3, u'date': u'2017-01-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198007471259', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 885, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Jackula', u'hours': 21.1, u'products': 410, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-01-25', u'text': u"Save often and don't use cloud save for this game, it crashes sometimes and not only do you lose unsaved progress, your recent saves will become corrupted and lose hours of effort! Otherwise fun puzzle game, that's miles better than the latest HOMM.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Mathane', u'text': u'Very nice and story rich. An amazing game for casualty. Enjoying HOMM 5 together with this is far too facinating.', u'hours': 27.1, u'date': u'2017-01-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198089997313', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 461, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'shadow125', u'text': u'I enjoy this game quite a bit. First I am a fan of the film so the fact they got several of the actors to come back and do their rolls again for the fmv portions just brigns back all the sillyness of the movie. Second the space combat feels very much like it was inspired by freespace...though very watered down. If anythign I have to say this game only has two real flaws 1. many of the side missions given will appear randomly and are timed with no way to re attempt them with out replaying hte chapter. and 2, this game is insanely easy. As long as you are in range and kinda sorta pointed in the right direction you will hit your target. Other then that, See the movie first, expect horible silly story, embrace its intentionaly awful nature. This game is just meant for silly fun and is a decent reminder of the space combat games of old. Seriously all the guts for a great Freespace style game are here, it just needs to be polished the right way. Oh, and pretty much just ignore the game bullet points on the store front, most of it is prettty much either wrong, misleading, or exageration.', u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2014-11-11', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197997840319', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 254, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'mortimorepaul15', u'text': u'this game is an all simulter with no strategy.', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2014-11-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198095763405', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 308, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'..', u'hours': 3.7, u'products': 813, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2014-11-10', u'text': u'Brilliant!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Silver-Streak', u'hours': 2.6, u'products': 546, u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2014-05-18', u'text': u'An early kickstarter success, Malevolence has given me far more game than I ever expected.\nWhile it has an old school First Person RPG feel of a the original\n, or\ngames, it adds many new ideas such as procedurally generating the maps and towns. This allows a massive overworld, and allows you to find new things almost every time.\nThe developer has been great about adding new features and fixing bugs, and their roadmap shows a lot more neat stuff coming.\nMalevolence is definitely worth your time.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'warthurton', u'hours': 22.5, u'products': 964, u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2014-05-18', u'text': u"With 40 hours a beta and now the Steam realease, I can recommend Malevolence.\nIf you played Bard's Tale, Wizardry, Might and Magic or any rogulike made, you will be at home here.\nNobody is holding your hand here.  You will have to use tactic, skill, strategy and luck to make progress here.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'DataGhost', u'hours': 40.8, u'products': 324, u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2014-05-18', u'text': u"I always said that in order for me to want to play a game it had to be beautiful.  The type of beautiful you would get from newer final fantasy games.  Malevolence: The Sword of Ahkranox has made me eat those words and it isn't even fully completed yet.  Great job!", u'early_access': True, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'North American Pavement Ape', u'text': u"Before I played:\n\uff3c\uff3c \uff3f\n\u3000\u3000 \uff3c( \u0361\xb0 \u035c\u0296 \u0361\xb0)\n\u3000\u3000\u3000 <\u3000\u2312\u30fd\n\u3000\u3000\u3000/ \u3000 \u3078\uff3c\n\u3000\u3000 /\u3000\u3000/\u3000\uff3c\uff3c\n\u3000\u3000 \uff9a\u3000\u30ce\u3000\u3000 \u30fd_\u3064\n\u3000\u3000/\u3000/\n\u3000 /\u3000/|\n\u3000(\u3000(\u30fd\n\u3000|\u3000|\u3001\uff3c\n\u3000| \u4e3f \uff3c \u2312)\n\u3000| |\u3000\u3000) /\n`\u30ce )\u3000\u3000L\uff89\nAfter I played:\n\uff0f\uff8c\uff8c \u3000\u3000\u3000\u3000\u3000\u3000 \u3000\u30e0\uff40\u30fd\n/ \u30ce) \u3000 \uff09\u3000\u30fd\n/ \uff5c\u3000\u3000( \u0361\xb0 \u035c\u0296 \u0361\xb0\uff09\u30ce\u2312\uff08\u309d._,\u30ce\n/\u3000\uff89\u23127\u2312\u30fd\u30fc\u304f\u3000 \uff3c\u3000\uff0f\n\u4e36\uff3f \u30ce \uff61\u3000\u3000 \u30ce\uff64\u3000\uff61|/\n\u3000\u3000 `\u30fd `\u30fc-'_\u4eba`\u30fc\uff89\n\u3000\u3000\u3000 \u4e36 \uffe3 _\u4eba'\u5f61)", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-07-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'user_id': u'76561198027769668', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 160, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'PhearFactor', u'text': u'Pro:  It is free.\nCon: boring', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-07-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561197969715965', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 263, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Petroph', u'text': u'Interesting Sandbox.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-07-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198008241330', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 244, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Nephilim', u'hours': 14.4, u'products': 110, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'\u042d\u0442\u0443 \u0438\u0433\u0440\u0443 \u0445\u0430\u0440\u0430\u043a\u0442\u0435\u0440\u0438\u0437\u0443\u0435\u0442 \u043b\u0438\u0448\u044c \u043e\u0434\u043d\u0430 \u0444\u0440\u0430\u0437\u0430 : " \u041b\u044e\u0431\u043e\u0432\u044c \u0441 \u043f\u0435\u0440\u0432\u043e\u0433\u043e \u0432\u0437\u0433\u043b\u044f\u0434\u0430 "', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'e.becam', u'text': u'"Grand Theft Auto V exited unexpectedly. Please click Retry below to enter the game again, or click Safe Mode to launch the game with reduced graphics settings. If you continue to have problems playing the game, please contact Rockstar Games Customer Service at\nI just downloaded the game and cant even start it, what should i do?', u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198802396965', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 1, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'SonicO', u'text': u'best game', u'hours': 196.4, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197976723335', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 38, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Keko', u'hours': 10.4, u'products': 12, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-09-10', u'text': u"Ghost of a tale is a fun to play and a really gorgeous looking game. Stealth mechanics work great, but if you just want to quickly backtrack from point A to point B the game won't punish you too hard for alerting one or multiple guards to your presence, as you can easily find a hiding place to wait them out. Yes, there is some backtracking, but is made far less irritating than in most titles through game's single, continuous environment and multiple paths you can take from one location to another. Speaking of that environment, it feels truly filled, lush, alive and immersive. Being underground feels like you really are underground and in contrast forest really looks and feels like a forest, which is something I find a lot of game struggle with and tend to feel unfinished. Ghost of a Tale actually IS unfinished, but it already feels incredibly rich.\nGameplay is very straight-forward for a stealth game. You can sneak, hide, knock your opponents out or distract them. All of these work well, are fun to do and I've not run into any issues with them during my playthrough. Minor bugs aside, I've not ran into anything game-breaking or quest-breaking, or really any kind of bug or glitch that interferred with my gameplay. If these were present in earlier versions, they have been fixed.\nThe main character, Tilo, is quite compelling with his adorable appearance, poignant backstory and clear motivations. You are also given some, admittedly very limited, choice with his personality when picking dialogue options during NPC conversations.\nAlthough the story has been described by the developer as linear, there are a few choices to make during the game, most of which unfortunately we do not yet get to see the result of (like what you decided to do with the spyglass). Some quests also give you multiple options on how to complete them and some quests are not all that easily discovered, thus giving you a reason to thoroughly explore this wonderfully crafted world. Expositional text is simple and yet effective in conveying the world of the game to the player. It is sometimes serious and sad, and other times funny, even occasionally dipping into black comedy. Besides telling you about the world, it might also reveal things about Tilo and other NPCs.\nOn the more biased note; this game will most definitely appeal to the fans of Redwall, Mouse Guard, Beyond the Western Deep and similar works. I thoroughly recommend Ghost of a Tale to those whose stylistic predilections are already aligned with the game, those who enjoy stelath games and those who just enjoy a colorful and well defined fantasy worlds. It\u2019s already worth your time and money in its early access state.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Christian Gamer Jolee', u'text': u'I love the the concept of game.\nBut there is a lot of frustration as you have to go back and forth.\nThere has been a lot of patches.\nI think with more patching the game good be great.\nI will keep trying the game occasionally.\nBut I would not recommend the fame unless on a Christmas sale.\nTo play occasionally to see if it becomes great.\nMaybe it is me, but my opinion,\nWhen game is out of early access maybe great.\nStill has a lot of work.\nVideo of me playing-', u'hours': 9.7, u'date': u'2017-08-31', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198017286261', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 168, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Silesius', u'text': u"I'll try to be clear; nevertheless, english is not my native language. I hope that does not become an issue in my review.\nThe game, so far (nearly six hours played) is one of the most charming and fun games I've ever played. IT IS NOT a small game. Takes hours to solve some quests, lot's of dialogues -all of them very good written, by the way- and not just a bit of persistence. I don't think I expected that much of this game, but it is one of the greatest promises of the game-world this days. If they don't make it a small game, as it shouldn't be, and make use of the potential of this game to became a medium or large game experience, I do not doubt it'll become so good as the biggest names of the RPG catalogue.\nTo talk about the developing situation, I must say game is enjoyable so far. I've played quite a long time now and I'm not done with it. There are, nevertheless, some things I'd say could be better. The greatest one is difficulty. I think the trick and joy of the game is in exploring, stealth and solving puzzles. That's an undeniable truth, and difficulty is fine BY ME. But I don't ignore that there could be some players that expect quite more of a challenge, regarding the enemys, I mean. It comes a point where it's just running, knowing that none of them will be able to catch you. I'd put a mark on this point.\nGraphics are just fine; beautiful designs on every place of the game, also. Sometimes the change that is produced on the brightness of the screen when passing from a dark area to a clear one -from the jail to the courtyard, lets say- it's to abrupt. Sounds like a silly thing, but it kills me sometimes. Just a minor detail.\nI thought I had a problem with finding a key. I saw in a forum discussion that the key of certain door was not yet introduced, and that, therefore, didn't exist. That was sad, since it was relevant to complete a quite important quest, and I thought the quest was impossible to complete then. Took me a day checking the whole world for the key, seeing tutorials and discussions, until I opened my own discussion on the forum. Didn't take more than a night for one of the developers itself awnser kindly my questions, and solve my problems. That's just great, knowing the developers are aware of our issues and there to help us when the time comes. After all the stress of not finding this annoying key, I ended up even more happy with the game, knowing that neither the players nor the game itself are overlooked by the developers.\nAnyway, excellent, beautiful and almost perfect game so far! I'm looking forward to the final release; worth every penny. I think it could be one of the prettier games I've played, and it's not like I've played just a few. Thank you! And sorry for my poor english.", u'hours': 7.8, u'date': u'2017-08-29', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198169374505', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 37, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'The Last Feeder', u'hours': 2.8, u'products': 48, u'product_id': u'660340', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-10-16', u'text': u'I beat the game on pur mode. It was fun. This game is for you if you have 2-3 hours  and want a challenge (be warned it\'s not easy). Game is nice but there are many things that need to be fix before you can call it a "complete game". In other word, the game is unpolished (but nice enough to play).  Ignore the negative review, those are cry babies who give up 10 minute into the game and then complain that the game is too "hard". This game is like darksoul, not in term of difficulty, but It will kill you over and over again in the beginning. However, game becomes very easy once you "learn" how to play the game.\nPro:\n1. short game ( 2-3 hours to finish the game/ can be play in 1 playthough)\n2. simple ( hit\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665don\'t get hit , that\'s all you need to know how to play)\n3. Improvise Adapt Overcome. You can\'t just play this game brainlessly. Brain is required. You have to figure out how to deal with some enemy and/or equip a certain item that will help you in specific situation. There are 20+ item/power up for you to choose from.\ncon:\n1. pathing is really bad. You have to be very precise to get though between 2 trees (  awful hitbox).\n2. BOSSES are too linear and have too much hp( most of them has only 1 move, but\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ton of hp). Please give more boss moveset and reduce its hp to compensate.\n3. enemy bullet are really hard to see\n4. don\'t play on respawn mode, no one want to kill the same enemy over and over again. PLAY ON PUR MODE.\nsuggestion:\nadd more music, as of now you have to listen to the same song all game. Add different music to different terrain.\nadd puzzle', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Back of Nowhere Games', u'text': u"I will be honest, this game could use some polish, and maybe a new soundtrack, but it has managed to draw me in. It's soo hard! And something about the simplistic gameplay makes me want to keep pushing on to see what those upgrades can really do.\nThis game is challenging for many reasons, good and bad. On the down-side the controls and movement are not particularly optimized, the level collision is very tight and you are often getting caught and the audio is not really worth having on. But on the positive side Robot King is providing a difficulty that is rarely seen in a 2017 release, and there is real depth in the progression of the player and the challenges. A big part of it for me was learning to manage my repairs and saves.\nIf you long for the pain-staking progression of the NES era, and you can tolerate the blemishes, Robot King Part 1: Rebooted and Ready will definately be worth a play through since the price Steven Taylor is asking is nothing at all.\nThis game will not be for most people but remember before you write it off that it was free, and took a great deal of time and effort to make.\n6/10", u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2017-10-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198123894450', u'product_id': u'660340', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 4, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Yakra', u'text': u"It's incredibly hard, but most of the difficulty comes from how bad the movement on your little retardbot is - you get caught on every corner and edge you bump up against, and it causes you to stop moving and eat bullets constantly.", u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2017-10-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198016414093', u'product_id': u'660340', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 95, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Rodan', u'text': u'not bad', u'hours': 10.2, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198119017150', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 22, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'maraka12341234', u'text': u'Great game', u'hours': 20.5, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198307211125', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 6, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Vraca', u'hours': 8.3, u'products': 518, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'text': u'Yep, its that good! Klei rules.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'\u9ad8\u624b', u'hours': 11.1, u'products': 31, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'text': u"Brilliant.\nHad so much fun with this game and the ending was amazing. I really enjoyed this game because it's challenging and somewhat immersive, just very fun to play in general. It's also kinda addicting, but it can drive you insane.\nI rate this a 10/10 so I highly recommend you buy this if you're into stealth, cool assinations, trap kills ect.\nJUST GET IT!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Mas', u'hours': 309.3, u'products': 57, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-06', u'text': u'Superb', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'irdonny', u'text': u'I love board games, I have easily over 50 on my shelf (almost all strategy board games), so when I saw a board game on Steam I was very interested. I was also very rready for it to be a whole lot of meh, but after playing the tutorial, convincing my room mates to buy it, and playing for a round I realized I had found something amazing.\nNow we play this as often as any other board game, and since we have all moved in with girlfriends since we got this, this is now the easiest game to play with each other.\nFor the strategy board game enthusiast, you have found your Steam counterpart.', u'hours': 21.1, u'date': u'2017-11-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 73, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'davidmartinson', u'text': u'Excellent fun with surprising depth and a cool online competition. Would definitely recommend.', u'hours': 145.7, u'date': u'2017-11-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198007119173', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 84, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'anonymousG', u'text': u'I played it many times on the SNES and I have to say, it didnt aged because its not about the gameplay but more for the experience. Its quite short for a game so I dont recommand to pay 10$ for it. Wait for a deal (right now its 2.75$)', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2016-10-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197995726746', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 441, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Mokor', u'text': u"Game is ok. Very short, but you'll probably have quite a few frustrating deaths that make the game a little longer. The variety of ways to die is entertaining at first, but it gets a little annoying when you die due to controls rather than challenge.\nWorst part is that the game will crash VERY often, or at least it did in my experience.", u'hours': 2.3, u'date': u'2016-10-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198019014373', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 200, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Realityhack', u'hours': 2.3, u'products': 1171, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-10-01', u'text': u"Nostalgia be damned: this game is @#$%ing horrendous.\nFirst of all, the game's biggest enemy is its controls. They're unresponsive, laggy and generally awful. The gamepad implementation actually makes the game 10x worse than it already is. Sometimes your character will jump when you hit B, sometimes he won't. Who knows? It's a mystery. Sometimes he'll shoot, other times he's just stand there like a moron and get obliterated while you pound the A button.\nThe second biggest frustration is how much the game relies on gun-play during its second half. The gun-play is utterly terrible to begin with: it's clunky, imprecise, and generally a chore. The more the game relies on it, the worse it seems to get.\nDo yourself a favor: if you have fond memories of Another World, keep them that way by not playing it again. If you've never played Another World: don't.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Death', u'text': u'Top notch fun! Wingsuit has a learning curve but is worth it!', u'hours': 6.5, u'date': u'2015-12-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198005784981', u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 92, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Privileged Shitlord', u'hours': 3.4, u'products': 56, u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2015-11-21', u'text': u"Honestly an amazing game, albeit short. Steam sale had brought this game to my attention. I would have paid full price if i found it. Frustratin game to play at times, but bosses are supposed to be like that. if you want a good co-op where the second pertson is needed for you to progress then it's a must. If you have no freinds to spend an afternoon with, then pass it up.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'mathead', u'text': u"What to say about this game? Well, first of all, the trailer starts with an outright ...uh ...misinformation about the lenght of the journey to expect. My friend and I finished the game in 4 hours without hurrying that much and it's a shame because it builds up the potential for a much longer adventure.\nTristoy is a pure coop game f\xfcr two persons, preferably local because you will have to communicate a lot. This will be a turndown for many who don't have anyone to share the gaming experience with, but given the rarity of decent local coop games on PC, it was a great thing for myself. The hand drawn-looking graphics are nice and the whole setting is quite athmospheric, so is the sound design. The story and dialogs play a huge role, which is great at the beginning, but becomes turndown toward the early end of the game, where the whole drama that was built up feels cut short and the choices left to the player within the dialogs don't seem to have that much of a consequence on the turn of events. I could be wrong on that last part, though.\nI can recommend this game to anyone who has a couchpartner to play with; however, I really miss the button that's neither a 'yes' nor a 'no' for this one as it feels unfinished due to the shortness of the story and the lack of any other playing options than campaign mode. I purchased it at a very low bargain price and it was definitely worth it but I would have felt a bit cheaten, had I bought it at its regular price of 6,99\u20ac.\nNevertheless, Tristoy has enchanted me enough during its short gameplay to give a thumbs up. It's very unique in matters of style and gameplay, despite its flaws and overall shortness.", u'hours': 4.3, u'date': u'2015-10-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 459, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Gizmo', u'text': u"Goats\nthank you juicybeast for giving me this game for free at pax east a couple years back. I couldn't leave the booth while I was there.", u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-07-11', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'342920', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 231, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Sinow', u'text': u'A ton of fun and fairly well polished.', u'hours': 4.1, u'date': u'2017-06-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198045186194', u'product_id': u'342920', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 250, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'mrKaizen', u'hours': 1.6, u'products': 609, u'product_id': u'342920', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-11-23', u'text': u'One ot the best local multyplayer game I have ever played, this game is another GEM from Juicy Beast, after one of my favorite game of all time, Knightmare Tower.\nVery nice and modern 2D gfx, great music & sfx, but most of all Great Great Great fun in super arcade gameplay.\nThis devs rocks.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Imperial Arm', u'text': u'Hands down the Tres brothers are making fun games that I will always look forward to playing.  Better graphics than the first more things to do, and a story.', u'hours': 3.5, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197971328339', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 273, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'[Mr101]', u'hours': 7.9, u'products': 327, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-10-15', u'text': u"Played this game ten years ago after buying it to cheer myself up after a particularly bad day, was so happy to see it on Steam.\nIf you can get past some of the bad voice acting in certain places (and there is a fair few places where it's a bit cringey) this is a really solid game and a lot of fun. The graphic style, music, gameplay and story are just fantastic.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman', u'text': u"I've never been happier THANKS HOSTPITAL TYCOON! I could've given that money away, or spent it on anything else! \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 IT even lighting it on fire would've been more entertaining than this heaping pile of cat\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\nSeriously Best game ever 9.5/10", u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2015-12-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 454, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Nixon.', u'text': u'wow. dr rick steele is so popular.', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2015-12-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 121, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Sir Sandwich Spread', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 182, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2015-11-29', u'text': u'It\'s just... not very good. I couldn\'t even play it that long and already I can tell it\'s really crappy shovelware blazened with the "tycoon" name to try to push sales. Great gag gift for a friend though, like sending them a bag of phallic gummy candies in the mail.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'milith', u'text': u"CoH is a refreshing puzzle game from the HoMM franchise. The cartoonish charadesign is very enjoyable, the storyline is great and full of that mighty-drama characters and events that we usually find in HoMM. You'll get to see regular HoMM characters in their young years (like Markal or Ludmilla), news creatures or renewed designed creatures ... Overall, this game is pretty and nice.\nGameplay is pretty simple and if you are hooked on it, you can play at this game for hours and days. Online games are possible against your friends or not. YOu can even try the 2vs2 if you're lucky enough to have 3 players with you.", u'hours': 412.8, u'date': u'2017-01-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198064492856', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 43, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'ToriK', u'hours': 61.6, u'products': 293, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-01-17', u'text': u"Couldn't stop until I finished it. Excellent game, a gem.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Creeping Death', u'hours': 37.2, u'products': 62, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-01-14', u'text': u"I really loved this game and there was a time when I played it non-stop. The story is interesting, the visuals are cool, and the gameplay itself is fun! Even though it seems like a typical 'puzzle' type game, it never got boring for me!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Hyro', u'text': u'Great strategic game to play alone or online.', u'hours': 33.6, u'date': u'2017-01-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198138739210', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 28, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Provoker', u'text': u'The game is fun, but only at the begining. after the first hour the missions become repetitive and the controls are awfully glitched, p.s. HUD sucks\nmay be wrth buying for $5 :)', u'hours': 2.3, u'date': u'2014-11-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561198005919137', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 1107, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Star Gazer', u'text': u"It has great graphics awesome sounds very funny as well. BUT the controlls are a laugh to me and the aiming system is a joke also the missions plz they are long and boring. Also killing nazi's is over done.", u'hours': 9.4, u'date': u'2014-10-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198069731416', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 202, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Rabid', u'text': u'Get it on a sale. Not a bad game, but not enough to be worth $20 imho, $10 or less with it including the DLC would be reasonable I think.\nBasic Wing Commander style of game based on the movie.\nGood for when you\'ve got a spare hour here and there to fill.\nOh and make sure you watch the movie first or you\'ll think "WTF is this game" like a complete noob.', u'hours': 8.6, u'date': u'2014-10-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 8, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 406, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'aluinie', u'text': u'A turn based rpg within an infinite world what is not to like.\nAlthough early access the game has a lot of content to come but at this point in writing the game has a lot in it and a lot to explore and loot.\nThose seeking a hack and slash game will soon find themselfs looking at the loading screen a lot. Combat is not a click click swing weapon as fast as you can. The game does not work like that. This game is HARD and i do mean it you will die a lot but if you can step back and think of your next move when to cast a spell or when to use a potion and or when to run you will get a lot of of  this.\nGraphics take a wee bit of getting used to and the limited tiles for dungeons just now do make them a bit samey but it is the gamepay this game shines and this game does have a lot to come which can only enhance a great game.\nAlso of note is the music which sets the mood for the game.\nFor old school rpg players this is well worth the time and money. It wont be for the action rpg players this is not what this game is about but if you do like to explore an endless world and being the first to discover places then this is for you.', u'hours': 15.3, u'date': u'2014-05-17', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197970347042', u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 627, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Haldurson', u'text': u"Note that I am not here reviewing a completed game, but the early-access version.  Keep that in mind.  Even at this early stage, the game is incredibly fun.  It's a first-person roguelike set in an effectively infinite procedurally generated world.  Although the world is not regenerated every time you play, the fact is that the size of the world means that you'll never run out of unique lands and dugneons to explore.  Gameplay is actually relatively simple.  But because there's no tutorial, and a lot is left to the player to figure out for himself, it can be frustrating until some things 'click'.\nThe game doesn't have any true classes, but you'll differentiate yourself based on how you kill monsters, and the spells that you cast,  the traps that you disarm, as well as, by your gear.\nAt this stage, the game only has a few different kinds of monsters, a few different kinds of quests, 2 kinds of dungeon themes a couple of minigames (one for removing traps, another for gambling at the tavern) and a number of different facilities in towns you'll visit (including shops, temples, a fighters guild, mages guild and Thieve's guild and two different kinds of fast transports.\nIn spite of the incomplete nature of the game, and a few bugs (including some stability issues), the game is very fun to play.  I find myself wanting to just see if I can get to the next level, clear out al of the monsters on my current dungeon floor, or kill just one more goblin or imp in order to complete a quest.  So I do recommend it.  But keep in mind (as I said) there are issues.\nUpdate as of August 2016:\nI'm not going to change this to a negative review, since what I wrote earlier still is the case. That said, let me tell you that dev has not been releasing updates to the general audience -- only to his limited membership of beta testers.  We've been assured that work is still being done, but the occasional assurance of that is the only evidence.\nMy first instinct in going over my former review was to change it to a negative. But I honestly had a positive reaction to the game back then, so it would be dishonest of me to change my review now. But lets just say that all of the problems the game has still exist, and its biggest problem (Besides not much variety to the game) is that its basic stat system is screwy and works in an anti-intuitive and annoying way, and I'm really worried that promised changes to the magic system, instead of relying on a more rational stats system, will simply be the dev doubling down on the oddball system that is already there. But speculation like that is all a person like me, not part of the devs inner circle can do.\nWhen will this be more than what it is? God only knows. Maybe never.\nSo yeah, I'm still giving the game a good review, but as time continues to passs, I've become more and more skeptical that this will ever live up to its potential.", u'hours': 40.3, u'date': u'2014-05-17', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198028916889', u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 525, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Shipri', u'text': u"It shows a lot of potential. Best roguelike I've played by far, though. A bit of tweeks needed that I trust the devs will do by the full release, but good all the same. The dungeons are ruthless and unforgiving, and the mobs will kill you any chance they get. Definately worth participating in open beta.", u'hours': 80.3, u'date': u'2014-05-17', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198060516709', u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 123, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Cromagnet', u'text': u'The hardest installment of the Dark Souls franchise, not for casuals.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-06-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 8, u'user_id': u'76561198061225993', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 69, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Helping Hoof', u'text': u"This is an entirely bland ripoff of some older flash-based free-to-play games in which you could manage an aquarium.\nThe fish don't move in any intelligent fashion, they just roam on a randomizer which could as well be a six-sided die.\nInteraction between the types of animals is at a bare minimum, and there's no incentive to keep a healthy water environment.\nEven if everything dies, (which happens far too quickly,) you can simply add more animals again.\nThe animal-limitation makes for a very limited playing experience which is so boring I think I fell asleep five minutes into playing this game and woke up again an hour later... It took me another half hour to figure out there's no way to get to the menu from inside the game.\nWith no way to close the game from within it, I had to pull up the task manager and kill it that way.\nIf it wasn't free to play, I would have gone for a refund.", u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2017-06-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 722, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Mandalorian', u'text': u"Well, there's five minutes I'll never get back.", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-06-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 228, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Flashbotnic', u'text': u"Has cute mice, ugly rats and a pirate frog. And this isn't even its final form. 10/10!!!!", u'hours': 8.4, u'date': u'2017-08-29', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198025047124', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 54, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'GamersName', u'text': u"After receivng and playing this game for quite some time i can tell there something really catchy about it! It has story, quite a lot of skill sets, same goes for available team members that you unlock while progressing in game story.\nThe levels are quite easy, even on 3 stars, you get basic 1 boss-like fight per level where to can feel increased difficulty which may force you to change skills you have set for your team for that specific fight.\nEach Map/Level has an Arena with respective difficulty matching the Level's one. You may unlock skills while competing through waves in it. After wave 20 you may get a chance for special skill drop that is overpowered, i've used them myself quite alot during my gameplays.\nDo not worry, the rest of the game is not boring at all, during random fights you get to play against computer that can use skills as well (priority would be to destroy them first in most cases).\nPros:\nCons:\nThose who wants to check out my gameplay, can find it", u'hours': 38.3, u'date': u'2017-06-18', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'554220', u'page_order': 0, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 66, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Jaynay', u'hours': 3.0, u'products': 2435, u'product_id': u'554220', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-06-17', u'text': u'Decent match 3 with (very) lite RPG elements.\nPossibly not quite as good as Puzzle Quest 2, but still a fun and relaxing game.\nOne thing I have noticed is that the games moves fairly slowly...if you are after a quick match 3 where you can just punch out a series of moves in rapid succession then this may be frustrating. If you are just after a slower paced, relaxing time you may not be bothered by this.\n(Also recommended by me via the\n)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'VandeGarde', u'hours': 39.9, u'products': 315, u'product_id': u'554220', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-06-15', u'text': u"Match 3 (4 or 5 if you're lucky) game with a twist. While doing this you can upgrade your 4 characters with special talents to beat the many challences you'll face. It's casual and highly entertaining. When challences become to difficult you can go back to beat previous challences and earn cash to upgrade your characters and make them stronger.\n\nYou'll earn different equipment and other characters to even the odds or play a different style. While playing you'll gain understanding how the game works and how to beat it. It's pretty smart.  There's a part luck and a part strategy, a combination wich I realy like.\n\nI'm doing 5 challences a day during lunch and this keeps it fresh and fun.\nReccomended for casual puzzlers.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'TpaXep', u'text': u"Hi! My name's Sasha Zenko. I'm from Belarus.\nI am making hardcore letsplay videos handsfree (using only my chin).\nI have a program that allows me to assign keyboard controls to mouse movements.\nI play your game. It's very good. I like it.\nWatch me playing your game without hands here:", u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2016-12-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'518120', u'page_order': 0, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 1210, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Mykhail', u'text': u'Easy and funny!', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2016-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198111792181', u'product_id': u'518120', u'page_order': 1, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 144, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'COSMO csgospeed.com', u'text': u'No one wants to hear your \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 8-bit music at 100% volume when the game starts up.  Can easily line of sight almost every enemy and they will get stuck on poorly designed tree hit boxes.  No real challenge', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-10-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197993518657', u'product_id': u'660340', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 66, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Dewhack93', u'text': u'if you like to die a lot sure this is a fun game. If you like bugged games, this game is fun.', u'hours': 6.1, u'date': u'2017-10-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198307762482', u'product_id': u'660340', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 33, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'GrammatonCleric', u'text': u"I just beat the game on Pur mode, so I think I can write a helpful review (as opposed to playing for 5 min then sounding off because it's too hard).\nYes, the game is very challenging at first.  Just like old NES games, you're dropped into a world with little explanation about anything.  The enemies move faster than you, they do a lot of damage, and not all the terrain is friendly to your robot at first.  I can imagine getting frustrated and quitting because of this.\nIf you actually take the time to learn the enemy movement and the terrain, you can use this to your advantage.  Careful positioning of your robot is key (it's all about the angles).  If you run and gun, you'll die.  Once you kill a few enemies though, you'll get enough money to buy upgrades, which allows you to kill enemies easier, which allows you to purchase more upgrades...and the cycle continues.  By the end, you can successfully run and gun because of you're boss equipment.\nThis game will certainly not be for everyone, but if you like the feel and challenge of video games of yore, and you have a few hours to kill, then this game will hit the spot.", u'hours': 5.5, u'date': u'2017-10-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198042782806', u'product_id': u'660340', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 37, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'1+1=322', u'hours': 50.3, u'products': 14, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u"A masterpiece of a game. 'Nuff said!!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Warhamster', u'text': u'Outstanding job of bringing the Dark Knight to the PC. Play this for a few hours and you will feel like Batman.', u'hours': 28.3, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197970730024', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 189, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Mistral', u'hours': 15.1, u'products': 200, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u'The only thing that could make this game better would be Rainbow Batman', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Scum_Flower_Fuck_Boy', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 5, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-01-27', u'text': u'Broken and unbalanced, unpolished, unoptimized hot trash. But fun with friends.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Yellow Dice', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 110, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-01-27', u'text': u"Really great fighting game at its core, but its boggled down by its really old engine. It could be way better, but its clear the devs don't really care.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'NOISEf', u'text': u"A beat em up game wher you CAN'T USE A CONTROLLER...is \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing stupid....i taught that the unleashed would be fixed...I AIN'T SEEN ANY DIFERENCE...you change the name to make more publicity.... a beat em up that you cannot play with a gamepad....", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-01-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198057139618', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 64, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'A Deep Commitment To Konata', u'text': u'Quirky little isometric puzzle game. Not something I would have bought on my own, even Steam was all like "This is nothing like other games you played" but there was a deal on Humble Bundle and its pretty interesting. Might be checking out the related game whatitsname. Once you get past the curiosity of what the hell you are, you guide a sleepwalker by putting apples (of all things) in his path....\nReally tricky, and even mind-bending as some of the levels are designed as the famous "impossible cube" or whatever its called, that optical illusion. A lot of inspiration obviously from a few Salvador Dali paintings. And an art style I have yet to compare to.\nNext comes the hypnotic narrator/game instructor, where half of the word\'s vocalization are in reverse, yet spoken in forward.... hard to explain, but very unique, I must say.\nAgain, not something I would have bought on my own, but don\'t get me wrong, its a gem if you like mindbenders and 3D puzzles.', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-09-22', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 0, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 116, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u"I'm with Sial lah", u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 47, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-09-22', u'text': u'Very cool game, but very short.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Marios', u'text': u'\u039fne of the most intriguing puzzle games i have played in a while! You are called upon to assume control of your subconscious incarnation which is a funny dog-like creature. Your task ..to get yourself back to bed while you are inside intricate levels which could have been created by Salvador Dali! So overall i suggest you try this game. I had fun with it and i strongly believe you will like it too,especially if you cherish art and puzzles!', u'hours': 2.8, u'date': u'2017-09-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198021549807', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 85, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Spakwi', u'hours': 33.8, u'products': 26, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'text': u'good times!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'LoveMePlz', u'text': u'Oh Yesss,epic program  make some cool skins :) :D :O', u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198311657231', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 6, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'{Nep-neP} Birthday today :)', u'text': u'i dont know how to use :P', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 36, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 77, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'[CoH] Joker', u'text': u'Second best superhero game made.\nStill one of the best ever.', u'hours': 25.7, u'date': u'2013-05-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198004011207', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 99, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'twitch.tv/NickJames', u'hours': 5.8, u'products': 389, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2013-04-29', u'text': u'MIGHT IS RIGHT! FOR FREEDOM! FREEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM', u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Yablko', u'products': 372, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2013-04-04', u'text': u'A good video game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'bansama', u'hours': 6.7, u'products': 2146, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2015-02-10', u'text': u'Bot Colony appeared rather promising when it released on Steam as part of the Early Access programme last year. It aimed to be the first game where you truly interacted with the characters through holding conversations with them. But it wasn\u2019t until this month that the potential of this system was was hinted at through an update that introduced a need to pry information out of one of the characters .\nThe task was to gain access to 14 recorded videos in an attempt to piece together the events of the last 48 hours in the home of a Nakagawa Robot Corp. employee. To do this required talking to Jimmy, a robot servant left in the house. And when I say talking, I actually mean talking. Either through speech recognition with a microphone or typing, Jimmy was capable of responding to questions posed in naturally flowing English.\nThis certainly makes a refreshing change to only selecting from predefined dialogue options. And had the potential of revolutionizing interaction with game characters. Unfortunately, Bot Colony will cease to be playable in mid March. The result of not enough units being sold to cover the cost of running the server that processes the speech input, let alone paying for further development.\nThere was a lot of promise in Bot Colony, and anyone interested in seeing that should check the store page on Steam. While no longer purchasable, one of the videos does cover the story as it would have unfolded. It is a shame that Bot Colony slipped under the radar, a likely victim of Steam\u2019s increasing release schedule and lack of promotion. Had it done well it could have been a hit. When the game shuts down, I\u2019m going to miss my conversations with Jimmy.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'lIMpY', u'hours': 3.8, u'products': 268, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2015-01-24', u'text': u'NEEDS MORE WORK!!! but has great potential\nThe TTS sucks** Sorry its the "Speech To Text"  is the part that sux..\nAnd even when things are right it doesn\'t work....(matching the pictures, first part of the game)', u'early_access': True, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Hessalter', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 266, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-01-24', u'text': u"Come on! Is that Bot Colony maker seriious? I bought the game and I can't play it. Because I have to install the newest version of the game, and it's not automatic or daownloadable in any place you seach it. If you go to their website, my navigator tells me that is a not secure website. And I can't even have any support from Steam? So.. what do I do?", u'early_access': True, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Bluebirdplays', u'text': u"I can\u2019t help but feel conflicted about how to talk about this game. It\u2019s got a great concept, the art style and music score is original, and I found myself really enjoying the choices I had to make. In spite of this, I don\u2019t feel like I\u2019ve seen enough of the game to write a full review.\nWhat I played is considered the first part of the story, yet it felt entirely like a demo to me. You encounter interesting characters, discover more about Shaiel\u2019s backstory, and make key decisions that affect the way the decisions inevitably play out. With just one playthrough and not checking out the other choices, I clocked in a playtime of 1 hour and 45 minutes.\nIn reality, besides a number of flashbacks while our hero recovers in a hospital bed, nothing happens. Sure, we learn more about the world he lives in and his childhood, but the story stops short of actual progression. Part 2 is in development.\nIn my mind I'd imagined the beginning of an epic, where the hero must control his abilities and keep one step ahead of his enemies, while learning a bit more about himself along the way. It certainly felt like it was veering in an exciting direction- that just didn't have the time or resources to further explore the possibilities.\nI want to give this game a chance, and I definitely think it's worth checking out the demo at the very least, but there just needs to be something more.", u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2017-08-04', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'617020', u'page_order': 0, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 212, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'non.horation', u'text': u"I didn't realize this from what's written on the store page but this game is essentially just a demo. It's a very short (maybe 1 hour per route) opening to the game, and it looks like you'll be paying extra for the rest of it when it comes out.\nThe idea to shape the player character in flashbacks was neat but the story itself wasn't that interesting to me.", u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2017-07-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197995105285', u'product_id': u'617020', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 4733, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'sic_19', u'text': u'Amazing game.', u'hours': 11.8, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198084546530', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 111, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Arwego', u'hours': 2.3, u'products': 64, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'text': u'Great stealth game.\nEach stage is harder than before.\nMoreover, the skill build system is a great addition to this game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Roasty My Toasty', u'hours': 13.4, u'products': 77, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'text': u"I just love chilling late night to this game, all the stealthy Ninja stuff and different tactics and strategies that you can use to complete the level, the game design is really good and the gameplay is simply awesome I'd recommend this game to anyone, 10/10", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'boarass', u'text': u'I am happy that a lot of people like this game and that its creators seem to be doing well, as I\'m an avid board gamer and want digital board games to do well on Steam. However, Gremlins is not an "intense strategy board game" as its tagline claims. "If Monopoly and Mario Party had a Steampunk Baby" from the Review blurbs is a more accurate description: long, chaotic, almost entirely decided by luck, and full of decisions that are either trivial or pointless.\nI\'ve played serious strategy board games as my primary hobby since 2004. I\'ve played a lot of, and am quite good at, games such as Agricola, Age of Steam, Through the Ages, Scythe, Mage Knight, Terra Mystica, and many others. Gremlins has the trappings of a strategy board game: resources, victory points, a complicated-looking board, complex mechanics, unique player powers, and so on. Unfortunately, it feels like a strategy board game designed by someone who wanted to make a strategy board game but didn\'t actually know anything about what strategy board games are supposed to be like.\nAs a longtime fan and player of actual strategy board games, I really wanted to like Gremlins and was bitterly disappointed. The game is chaotic. Long-term planning is impossible and short-term options are limited. If you play without a turn limit, the game lasts forever because bad things inevitably keep happening to you. There is nothing you can do to prevent your hand from being wiped out and/or your character being hauled to jail in the blink of an eye. Your money, votes, and even victory points can disappear at astonishing speeds through no fault of your own. Of course, all this bad stuff happens to your opponents too, so the game feels interminable, with rounds dragging on and on and nobody making any real progress.\nAnother problem with the game is the lack of escalation. Cards that provide persistent effects are difficult to acquire and very limited in power ("Whenever someone does a thing that no one is ever likely to do, get a trivial amount of money"). As a result, a player\'s power is entirely a consequence of where they are on the board and how many resources they have -- all of which can change in an instant. As a result, you feel no more accomplished or advanced in the game on turn 30 than you did on turn 1.\nAs an experience, I don\'t deny that Gremlins can be fun, as the numerous favorable reviews would suggest. I, however, was not looking for an "experience." I was looking for a strategy board game, and as that, Gremlins quite simply sucks. It is long, luck-filled, chaotic, and entirely lacking in escalation -- all violations of the very most basic principles of strategy board game design. If you want a good digital board game, try Armello or any of the various free-to-play CCGs. Otherwise, get Bluestacks and play any of the excellent board game ports out there (Through the Ages, Splendor, Agricola, and Lords of Waterdeep are among my favorites), or wait for board game ports to start coming to Steam (there is a little momentum in this area, with games like Twilight Struggle already here and titles such as as Scythe promised on the horizon in 2018).\nAvoid Gremlins. The strategy board game it claims to be is nowhere near the reality of what it is.', u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2017-10-31', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'user_id': u'76561198030644336', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 92, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Koriander', u'text': u"Yes, this is a chaotic boardgame, one minute you have alot of money and good cards and in the next minute you are in jail bankrupt. I think it's fun, you have to rethink your strategy all the time. Oh, and you have to do some risk calculation: Are you at a police spot and don't want to risk being sent to jail? Pay the bribe. Want to save some cards for a combo? Be prepared to sacrifice other good cards. You can't have it all. Some luck are in it, you can't choose wich cards you get. BUT, you decide what to do with what you have.\nA good game, fun community and seemingly active devs makes this a game I'd recommend", u'hours': 46.3, u'date': u'2017-10-31', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197965302361', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 264, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Bwaaaaaaaa!', u'hours': 20.8, u'products': 101, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-10-30', u'text': u"I both love and hate this game. The primary reason I'm not reccomending it is because, in my opinion, it doesn't describe itself properly.\nThis is supposedly a strategy heavy game and looks like it has a lot of resource management. In reailty the strategy is more like a really long poker game. Your resources can drastically shift from round to round completely outside of your control. There is also way to much randomness.\nDo not buy this game if you are looking for a typical strategy experience where you slowly build your stockpile and move on toward greatness.\nHowever ... If you are looking for a crazy chaotic boardgame that is superbly themed and offers munchkin style, wreck the other players mechanics, then go for it. I'm not a fan of those games and was expecting a different experience entirely when I bought this. After giving it a run anyway, I've decided it can be a sometimes game, but is too random and infuriating for me to play on a regular basis.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'KindGamers.com', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 1119, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-09-24', u'text': u'I was really looking forward to this, but it crashes too much to be fun.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Tasha', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 306, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-09-18', u'text': u"Unless you played it in the 90's, it doesn't worth your time.\nIt's a very lazy remaster with extremely clunky controls and confusing objectives", u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'SLiverMulti', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 125, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-09-18', u'text': u"Old School Nastalgia ... Gotta enjoy those from time to time.\nIf you've played it in the past, get it. If not, no clue if\nyou'd enjoy it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'LeighLeigh911', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 480, u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2015-10-08', u'text': u"First off my character just keeps running to the left... CONSTANTLY!!!! It's super annoying and there seems to be no way to fix that. It's not my computer. It's not my controller... It's the annoying game. Really clunky to control. The save system is shoddy.\nPlease let me know when you fix this and make it into a normal functioning game. Thaaaanks!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Hotheman', u'text': u'happy I got a free copy', u'hours': 5.3, u'date': u'2015-08-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198053211170', u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 422, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u"Praise R'hllor", u'text': u"I don't understand why this game is so badly rated.\nOkay, it isn't definitely the game of the year, but is not that bad.\nPros:\n\nCons:\nI would recommend to wait for a discount", u'hours': 4.4, u'date': u'2015-07-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 1345, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Ury\xfa Ishida', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 88, u'product_id': u'342920', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-09-12', u'text': u'1 Do I Give My Friend Key Data ?', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'BioCide^', u'hours': 5.2, u'products': 89, u'product_id': u'342920', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-08-05', u'text': u'Harambe is my personal hero. This game has helped me get over his loss. Please buy this amazing game and think of Harambe as you enjoy this with your friends.\nThank you', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'mr_yassin7', u'hours': 10.3, u'products': 65, u'product_id': u'342920', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-07-15', u'text': u'DOES NOT WORK WITH XBOX ONE WIRELESS CONTROLLER.\n:(', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Proteki', u'text': u'Ciekawa platform\xf3wka. Sterowanie i sama gra jest dziecinnie prosta, podobnie jak grafika gry.\nMusz\u0119 przyzna\u0107, \u017ce fajnie si\u0119 w ni\u0105 gra\u0142o samemu, ale najwi\u0119cej frajdy daj\u0119 jak gra si\u0119 razem ze znajomymi :)', u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2016-06-17', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'342920', u'page_order': 8, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 14, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'edza', u'text': u'Was hoping for a renewed version of thene Hospital game, but this is terrible . those human sounds urrgghh ... + notification system sucks when new things are aviable in store I just need to guess .. + you can loose this game very fast by  not knowing whats going on in that hospital.', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2015-11-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 246, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Skraa', u'text': u'10/10 Would unistall it again.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2015-11-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 136, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'aphelia', u'text': u'Overview: Hospital Tycoon is a game in which you run a hospital that you recently overtook. There isnt really much to say, the entire gameplay is in the game.\nPros:\nI\'ve got nothing.\nCons:\nFeels like a rip off of an old game called Theme Hospital. Same idea of building hospital rooms and making your hospital better, however it seems less well implimented. When you complete an "episode" (which follows tired hospital drama tropes), all your progress is reset and new stuff is put in place instead.\nFollowing the last con, the game doesnt give you a sense of doing anything. Anything you accomplished in the last episode like building a new opperation room over the windows because why not is gone in the next episode.\nThe whole episode thing in general. The episodes are too short for me to like them as a feature. If the episodes were longer than like.... 10 minutes, it\'d be good.\nFor a game that tries hard to be a ~*cool hospital drama*~ it even fails at that mark, making it a bland game to play. I\'m surpised I managed to put as long as I did into it. If my purchase of this game hadnt of gone to charity I\'d want a refund.', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2015-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198119820064', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 367, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Alorius', u'hours': 17.6, u'products': 416, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-01-06', u'text': u'Nice challenging puzzle game!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'xCrazyxSinner13x', u'text': u'why so\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665intro', u'hours': 3.0, u'date': u'2017-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198202022403', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 76, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Drive By Baptism', u'hours': 22.9, u'products': 103, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-01-02', u'text': u'A very entertaining and stimulating strategy game for people that want something to wind down for the night with.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'\xa1\xa1\xa1\xa1\xa1\xa1\xa1\xa1\xa1\xa1\xa1\u13d4\xf8\u2113\u0192', u'hours': 4.6, u'products': 126, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2014-10-14', u'text': u"Hello ladies and gentlemen, Boys and girls are you looking for a patriotic nazi killing space warmachie game! WELL CONGRATULATIONS, Iron Sky :Invasion offers NONE of this (except for nazi killing). The graphics are well designed, the soundtrack is pretty cool and the cutscenes are decent, sure. But what ruined it for me was the actual gameplay itself...LIKE WTF! You just go around on long missions travelling into a dark abyss of space and then find out that your in the middle of no where. You'll find out you're using the fast travel option more frequently than you are playing the game.\nThe atmosphere in space really has no variety at all and feels really dull and empty.\nThis game is a piece of crap avoid it at all costs....", u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'malju', u'hours': 4.4, u'products': 625, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2014-10-11', u'text': u'Umm just strage ...funny xD', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Jelly', u'hours': 4.5, u'products': 195, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2014-10-11', u'text': u"With the debut of Star Citizen, I was reminded of this game which is seriously kick\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665(especially if you love sci-fi space stuff). Flying the space ship is intuitive and feels 'real', upgrade system is nice, killing stuff is nice, navigation is nice. Basically everything you could wish for gameplay-wise.\nHOWEVER, what this game lacks is the ability to play co-op, and more of an 'open galaxy' to explore... I wish it had more options to scavenge and travel. However this isn't what the game is 'about' so it is understandable, but disappointing. This game could've been so much better.\nAlso the story line is... there aren't any words for it really... the webcam conversations you have with the President and so forth are extremely cheesy and don't fit the atmosphere of the game at all.\nOverall... this is a decent game for fulfilling those star-fight cravings.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'MormonJesus69420', u'hours': 6.0, u'products': 504, u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2014-05-16', u'text': u'One of the best and most addicting games I\'ve ever played. I hate it\'s creator since I\'ve exams comming up and instead of studying I\'m sitting here playing, curses. Even though graphics aren\'t as good as Skyrim, but thanks to "imagination" patch it\'s pretty immersive. This game rocks, it will kick your butt as soon as you get distracted.\n9/10 Would recommend.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'ShoHashi', u'text': u'Playing Malevolence is always addicting.  It has an infinite world and I always like trying to find new and better weapons that are procedurally generated.  You never know what you may find!  And playing in Permadeath mode is pretty cool too; it adds a whole new style to the game.  This is an excellent old-school RPG that can only get better with time!', u'hours': 163.5, u'date': u'2014-05-16', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197970828689', u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 688, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Ian', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 750, u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2014-05-16', u'text': u'Infinite, random, relentless, what more could you want?', u'early_access': True, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'TheLastCzechMate', u'text': u'Game has very good script and atmosphere. Beware, difficulty is up there! What made me sad is combat/dialog ratio - you will fight all the times, with enemies respawning in limited numbers upon leaving area. What is really different is mana/stanima/health/durability management - only stamina replenishes continuously(sloooowly), you must use potions or skills (costing mana/stamina :) ) Be prepared to do a lot of walking for restock at town.\nIs it worth a buy? If you are a oldschool RPG fan, you love challenging and intriguing game, you will definitelly forgive few kinks. It was refreshing to play, kept me interested in main story, but also side quests.\nMusic is superb and underlines the whole dark atmosphere. Upon entering church in the first city I literally stopped and listened with goosebumps all around.\nIf you decide to try this, be patient, game will be brutal at first, but you will grow to be a pretty badass protagonist.\nHave fun!', u'hours': 78.6, u'date': u'2017-09-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198032773067', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 62, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'mylifemysound', u'text': u"Gave it several runs, not convinced.\n5/10\nIndependent can be cool, but sometimes you see the lack of expertise and jigsaw pieces working well together.\n8/10 Story & idea: cool, refreshing\n3/10 poor dialogue writing: horrible to read and you don't miss anything skipping them\n4/10 game physics & combat: not really balanced, not much fun to play bc too hard unless you read tons of tutorials\n3/10 graphics: 20 years of development? It looks indeed pretty 1997\n6/10 music: not too bad actually, but there are better ones\nRecommandations of better titles:\n- Diablo series (9/10)\n- Titan Quest (10/10)\n- The incredible adventures of Van Helsing (12/10 !!!)", u'hours': 13.9, u'date': u'2017-08-11', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198061017083', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 289, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'kony', u'text': u"RPG elements are interesting and fun - dialogues, quests, story. However, most of the game is just running around killing things and that is no fun. Therefore I don't recommend this game unless you're a great fan of Diablo. Too bad the developers decided to make it mostly hack'n slash, because if there was no combat or just little of it, then it could be a really wonderful game.", u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2017-07-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 1040, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Revolver Ocelot', u'hours': 101.6, u'products': 236, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-29', u'text': u'It is quite decent. Oh and Liam O\u2019Brien is voice acting in this game =)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'winfieldrocks', u'text': u'Please Read\nI remember playing this game when it first came out on console and not liking it very much. Having revisited it I have found a better appreciation of it. It has some cool qualities to it, especially the monster taming. Im going to keep it short, the game is actually pretty good. Story is ok, not the best but its ok. The game play is pretty fun and interesting. The reason I can NOT recommend this game is because it is a horrible port. By all means buy this game, only not for PC. Get it on console. This game suffers big time on PC. If its not crashing to the desktop, then its freezing. Some people even have bad stutter problems.\nMy rig is good so its most surely the game and not my rig.\nGeforce GTX 1060 6GB\ni7-7700K CPU @ 4.20GHz\n16 GB RAM\n1920 x 1080, 60Hz\nI am on windows 10 and absoloutely had to use the windows 8 compatability + made the game run as admin + turn off steam cloud save sync. Doing those things helped, but it still crashes and freezes from time to time. Its ridiculous.', u'hours': 18.2, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 20, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Aleph Null', u'text': u'Actually a great game.  Those who had issues with FInal Fantasy XIII might want to try this game, as this game has resolved the main issues that plagued the original.  Soundtrack and graphics are incredible.  Battle system is incredibly fun once again, but is more balanced than the original (which is a good thing).  Plot is kind of generic but nothing bad about it.  Characters are pretty standard for a JRPG.  Exploration, customizability, and sidequests are MASSIVELY improved from Final Fantasy XIII; these might be my favorite aspects of this game.  Genuinely worth a playthrough.', u'hours': 27.1, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198046016729', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 34, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'this1439', u'text': u"Please give me a refund. That's not fun. And I paid 5,500 won to buy it for me. I'd like to get a refund on it.", u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198364466133', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 6, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'jeeperjinks', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 54, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'text': u'Pretty Great and Goofy Game. You can either play as the baby (in which the objective is to kill yourself). Or play as the daddy (in which the objective is to save the baby from committing suicide).', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'TajTaj', u'hours': 8.8, u'products': 270, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'text': u'5/7', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Sus-AF', u'text': u"What the heck did I just play ....... Just, go play it. Do your self the favor and simultaneous disservice of playing this game. If you don't have a dollar sell some game cards on market.", u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2016-03-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198091144058', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 34, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Dxviper1', u'text': u'I like this game why? Because its nice to play a game where you dont have to shoot someone a thousand times before they die!!!!', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-03-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198076951868', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 102, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Scutter', u'hours': 1.7, u'products': 151, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-02-29', u'text': u'great', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Mad_Tyrion', u'text': u'If you liked the first one you will like this one too. It didn\'t fix some of the problems, like repetitivity, that the first one had aswell, but it made some progress. I suggest playing it in the "Hardcorn mode" to make it a little bit more challenging, cause as the previous one this game ain\'t hard enough, probably by choice... as this is a simple Rpg game that can be enjoyed by anyone. Graphic and soundtrack are better. It has it\'s flaws but i\'ve enjoyed it enough to 100% it.\nPs. I suggest to play this right after playing the first one cause there\'s a lot of connections and absolutely no recap.', u'hours': 7.3, u'date': u'2015-11-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198051032319', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 1151, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Noby', u'text': u'First i was like MEH once again ruined sequel but after playing it while it turns out to be best game from these two.\nOnly minus is that you cannot skip the slow menus when entering to the game :E', u'hours': 12.0, u'date': u'2015-11-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197995364531', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 222, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'tylersticka', u'hours': 9.1, u'products': 237, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-11-04', u'text': u'I really liked the first Costume Quest, but I like this one even more! The gameplay has evolved a little bit, with special moves and strengths/weaknesses giving the battles a bit more strategy than they had before. I\'m not really a hardcore RPG player, so I wouldn\'t have wanted them to make things too complicated, but it\'s enough that it felt like a step up from the first game.\nStory-wise, I actually found this entry to push things just a bit further. The story takes more dramatic twists and turns I found far less predictable, the characters felt more "far-out" and less suburban, and some of the later story moments featuring the antagonist made me laugh out loud more than any one moment from the previous game.\nIf you\'d like a not-too-hard, fun little romp that brings back all those warm-fuzzies of Trick or Treating as a kid, you can\'t do better than either Costume Quest game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'rigb0ne', u'text': u'Jeszcze Polska nie zgin\u0119\u0142a,\nKiedy my \u017cyjemy.\nCo nam obca przemoc wzi\u0119\u0142a,\nSzabl\u0105 odbierzemy.\nMarsz, marsz, D\u0105browski,\nZ ziemi w\u0142oskiej do Polski.\nZa twoim przewodem\nZ\u0142\u0105czym si\u0119 z narodem.\nPrzejdziem Wis\u0142\u0119, przejdziem Wart\u0119,\nB\u0119dziem Polakami.\nDa\u0142 nam przyk\u0142ad Bonaparte,\nJak zwyci\u0119\u017ca\u0107 mamy.\nMarsz, marsz, D\u0105browski...\nJak Czarniecki do Poznania\nPo szwedzkim zaborze,\nDla ojczyzny ratowania\nWr\xf3cim si\u0119 przez morze.\nMarsz, marsz, D\u0105browski...\nJu\u017c tam ojciec do swej Basi\nM\xf3wi zap\u0142akany \u2013\nS\u0142uchaj jeno, pono nasi\nBij\u0105 w tarabany.\nMarsz, marsz, D\u0105browski...', u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2017-06-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 108, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'D.S.C.>jenkins', u'hours': 3.6, u'products': 260, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-06-28', u'text': u'this is 1 of the best games i ever played\nguys buy it its fun', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Schnitzelk\xf6nig', u'hours': 5.6, u'products': 170, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-06-28', u'text': u"One of the most fun and relaxing games i've ever played. I always fall back on this game when other games get a bit boring or when I want to relax a little bit.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Dreamlicker', u'text': u"While it's F2P, I still feel like I'll downvote it because there's just nothing to it. THere's nothing to do but sit and click to occassionally spawn in more creatures. Nothing happens. There's nothing to it.", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-06-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 244, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Nimozia', u'text': u"very calming ad relaxing. i like the background music as well and the game is overal cute, but there's really much to do in the game and I lost interest after a bit.", u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2017-06-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 17, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Boris', u'text': u'Among nipples.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-06-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 10, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 32, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Kestryn', u'text': u'Well-executed and lighthearted Fantasy RPG match-3 game, priced appropriately and without annoying monetization.  A labor of passion, clearly, and fortunately enjoyable.  Good job, indie game coder peeps.', u'hours': 13.3, u'date': u'2017-05-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197978739657', u'product_id': u'554220', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 141, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Monterico Gaming', u'text': u'The game is a fun party style RPG where you have to match gems to power the weapons and items you choose to equip on the heros you pick up along the way. That really sums it up and for $6 I think you also get a good value. It is simple but you keep wanting to play one more match. Skip lunch and pick it up today. :)\nMore into a video review. I have you covered.  This video is a first impression look.', u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2017-05-28', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'554220', u'page_order': 4, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 779, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Flea', u'hours': 17.3, u'products': 462, u'product_id': u'554220', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-05-28', u'text': u"The Match-3 genre is one of the most basic and straightforward ones. You have colored icons and it's your job to match three or more of them together to clear them out and gain points. Many games have taken to adding a little spice to the genre, however, bringing in other genre elements that are supported by the core gameplay of Match-3. Oafmatch follows the common trend of blending Match-3 with RPG elements, much in the way the Puzzle Quest series did. There are things that Oafmatch does better than its peers, and things it falls short on. So the question is, is the overall product worth your time and money?\n!\nOafmatch aspires to be a humorous take on the RPG genre and it's tropes. While the jokes are clear, they didn't get more than the occasional grin out of me. Humor is often subjective, so your mileage will vary with the humor of Oafmatch. You follow an oaf named Knuckles, who is on a punching quest of punching. Along the way other heroes cross paths with the oaf, and for one reason or another, find cause to follow Knuckles and help take down bandits and dragons, and help themselves to the loot.\nAt its core, Oafmatch plays like a standard Match-3 game. It has an 8x8 grid (64 total gems) and you swap adjacent gems to create matches of 3 or more. Matching gems gives you mana of the same color. You spend mana on the spells and abilities you equip through the various weapons and accessories you pick up along the way. Making matches, too, deals direct damage to the enemy team. Which character attacks after a specific color is matched is based on their individual stats. If this sounds familiar, it should - it's almost a beat for beat replica of the Puzzle Quest system. However, Oafmatch does a lot of things that help to expand the strategies you'll be using in each fight.\nFor one, you do not use just one hero. Instead, you battle with 4 heroes, from a selection of up to 30 different choices! That's a lot of adventurers. Each character has two slots for gear, and each slot has a color denotation, restricting what gear they can equip. With 30 characters, 60 items, and each character having a different primary and secondary color combination, there's a ton of variety in how you can build your team.\nThis variety is amazing, though seems to come in sacrifice of variety in other areas. For one, enemy diversity. Most enemies you fight are jobber monsters and bandits. The stronger types, the ones that can actually make a match of gems like you can, use the same exact character models as the heroes. You don't notice it at first, but as soon as you accumulate more heroes, you realize that you've just been fighting dopplegangers. With such diverse and interesting character designs, to see them re-used so blatantly is incredibly disappointing.\nOne aspect I didn't like was the social media component. Perhaps I'm just too paranoid, but it rubbed me the wrong way. It's nothing major, at least. The game tells you that there's a community spell that can be used every so often in your game. This spell is determined by other players playing the game. You can only access this spell (as well as the feature of being able to talk to other players while you play) if you sign up on their website. Many players, I'm sure, will find this feature cute and fun, and they likely aren't wrong. However, when a game locks a solo-play feature behind signing up for something, downloading something, etc., I'm suspicious and won't partake.\nAs mentioned before, the art style of the game is incredibly charming. It blends a style of cute and cool that fits with its (attempts at) humor and sometimes dark situations (like cannibalism). Every character is unique in their appearance, even if those same designs are re-used for the enemies. The simple graphics mean the game can perform well on most set-ups, and plays without issue when minimized as you watch a stream or work on something else between turns.\nThe sounds are servicable, but nothing enticing. No points can really be taken off for it, but no points can really be given, either. No one should have any issues with the audio of this game.\nOafmatch, like its hero Knuckles the Oaf, is simple in its appearance, but there is more depth there than people would give it credit for. Though lacking in subtlety and grace, there is an experience that is expected when playing a Match-3 game, and Oafmatch succeeds in providing the player with that experience. It's diversity of equipment and heroes is surprising, and refreshing, showing that a game from a casual genre doesn't need to do just the basics to get by. However, it still finds obvious ways to cut corners, and the social element is at best misguided, and at worst exploitative. At the very least, it's suspicious. Any time a game asks you to unlock content by doing something outside of the game it should be met with scrutiny.\nFor $6, there's a lot of hours of playtime to be had with Oafmatch. While there are other titles that mix the genres of RPG and Match-3 better, all of them have so far been more expensive and lacking in depth for some of the shared features. Oafmatch is a worthwhile experience, for the price of admission.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Squinto Potamous', u'text': u"Just when I thought I had seen enough garbage on Steam. Here's another one.\nThe only thing good about this game is the name. Robot King. The rest is complete\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\nI don't even want to waste my time writing why its so bad. If you can play this long enough to review it, good luck. I recommend starting the game and leaving it running for a few minutes until you can downvote this piece of\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\n1) You have to move and shoot\n2) The enemies move faster than you and chase you until you are dead\n3) You have no health and it goes down super fast\nWhat a disgusting pile of\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-10-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197969714715', u'product_id': u'660340', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 25, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'ninjapulp', u'text': u"I absolutely loved this game! I beat both versions on the Xbox 360 (normal and GOTY eds), the PS3 version and now look forward to beating it on Steam. I like to describe it as the modern day Super Metroid. Not because of its setting or characters, obviously, but because of the way the world opens up to you as you progress through the storyline, garnering new gadgets and abilities that allow to uncover all the secrets of the gameworld around you.\nThere are so many positive things to say about this title but I'd rather let you discover them than explain them to you. I only wish I could again feel that same emotion as I begin my fourth play-through.", u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197994290003', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 931, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'alellison', u'text': u'pretty dauuuup ya knooooooow 9/10 yauuuuullll', u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197981651235', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 76, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'|Nicememe.jpg|', u'text': u'Nice......Just Nice', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198278485538', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 5, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 24, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Ayobish', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 235, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-01-17', u'text': u"Okay so, after reading numerous negative reviews I figured I would give it a go and say my piece.\nIf you have read the negative reviews here is another side of the story;\nAs a long time player of Rumble Fighter (Since 07) here is my opinion on the game.\nRumble Fighter is a great game, and here are a few reasons why:\n-It is extremely unique.\n-It offers unlimited individuality when it comes to character design.\n-It is loaded with unique situations and not one match will be the same as others.\n-The game offers tons of replay ability since the games are short and sweet, and you don't need to invest to much time into it.\n-Rumble Fighter offers plenty of different game modes, to keep the gameplay always fresh.\nRumble Fighter like any other game has it's flaws, some far more substantial than others.\nFirst and foremost; the community is absolutely terrible at times.\nMajority of the players that play are over the top toxic. They think they are demiGods and will freak out if you are more skilled then them.\nWith that being said though, there are plenty of great players to play with that log into the game daily to have a good mellow time, and enjoy everyones company.\nIf more people were to bring a positive influence to the community, the toxicity would be countered.\nAnother concern that is voiced by many, is the micro transactions.\nDo I think you need to spend your hard earned cash on micro transactions in this game? No. The people that are misguided by this just simply did not take the time to learn the game.\nALTHOUGH, with that being said, microtransactions in free to play games are always a quicker way to the top. Are you at an advantage to a free to play character who just started? Yes. Are you at an advantage to a free to play player who took time to learn the game? No.\nPeople will go out and purchase $60-$80 titles and not bat an eye, but they log onto a free to play game and get upset when they see microtransactions? How do you think Free to Play titles run their services? On rainbows and unicorns, straight out of your hopes and dreams? No, they need money to supply you with the service. So yes, micro transactions exist. You'll go out and spend $10 on a burger, and the burger will be gone in seconds, yet struggle to spend $10 on an ingame item that is yours to keep, to use over and over. That's where I struggle to understand how people playing Free to Play can get upset by this.\nThere is nothing wrong with supporting a great unique game. Although I do agree, the community needs a wake up call, they need to leave room for a positive attitude for new to the game players.\nIf you are considering trying this game, understand that it is not as bad as people make it out to be. It can be a great game, filled with hilarious moments, rich gameplay and great conversation. Unfortunately, much like any other online game in 2017, it will be littered with bitter people. It's all how you look at it.\nI would rate this game 9/10 all day long. There is nothing like it on the market.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'DMTsmoke', u'text': u'System of a Down wrote a song about this game.\nThink it was called Toxicity.', u'hours': 3.1, u'date': u'2017-01-08', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 7, u'user_id': u'76561198001345377', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 658, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u"Reppin' Eucalyptus", u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 123, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-01-07', u'text': u'The game and community is straight-up trash, the community is just full of \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665s that are too weak to be aggressive IRL and decides to be a tough guy on an anime game instead.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'IOnlyGiveNegativeFeedback', u'text': u"So,i got this game when it was FREE.99.but this is nice.like really.the eastetics are very nice in a Dali meets MC Escher.it plays with forced perspective and sometimes the solution to the puzzle is hidden by it.would not spend much money on it but a sale or less than 5 american pessos or something it's worth it.", u'hours': 3.7, u'date': u'2017-09-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198099809228', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 250, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Cloud', u'text': u'Boring', u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2017-09-22', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 4, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 64, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'\U0001f44fBeniyIsBlazing\U0001f44f', u'hours': 4.0, u'products': 213, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-09-22', u'text': u'good soundtrack and great concept good gameplay very funny & short game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Andr\xe9 Survival', u'hours': 6.1, u'products': 42, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'text': u"valve games trailer: Team Fortress 2,Left 4 Dead 2,Left 4 Dead,Portal 2,Portal e Half Life 2 todos games pode ser dos Garry's   Mod e Source Fimmaker.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Dogekit', u'text': u'They should launch a MacBook version of the software', u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2017-12-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561198345464748', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 13, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'rexranger131', u'text': u"It's Broken", u'hours': 12.8, u'date': u'2017-12-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198147301896', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 39, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'DrManhatten', u'text': u'Disappointing', u'hours': 0.0, u'date': u'2013-01-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198027824820', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 150, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'nickwizard', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 251, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2012-12-31', u'text': u"If you are unfamiliar with these fun and hilarious games, then you must buy them and play them immediately! FF and FF vs the 3rd Reich are not just an excellent homage to the Silver Age of Comic books and indeed America in the 50s and 60s in general - more than that they are very skillfully produced strategy games, with the added charm of rpg-style character upgrading and customisation. If half of the bad games produced in the name of the big hitters of the comics industry such as Marvel and DC comics were as ernestly produced and with the same love and care for the medium of comics as Freedom Force, many of them would dominate the charts without any problems. However until that happens, I'll be sticking with the Minuteman and his loveable, crazy crew!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'SwobyJ', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 233, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2012-12-30', u'text': u"Classic. Just classic. I normally don't enjoy strategy games of this sort, but the awesome comic feel and the gradually expanding (yet yes, very cheesy) story makes the cool combat that much better. Home to a ton of mods and custom characters, if you can get into Freedom Force, you REALLY get into Freedom Force.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'MarkofZurEnArrh', u'text': u"A game inspired by Jack Kirby that's so fun you'll forget that he was screwed out of millions by Marvel! Excelsior true believers!", u'hours': 3.7, u'date': u'2012-12-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198077993984', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 92, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'[iM]Mallorn', u'text': u'The main reason I was drawn to Bot Colony was because of the voice recognition.\nAfter about 5-6 months I still get errors on startup. My Windows is a Dutch version while you need English recognition. I\'ve tried numerous options on different computers, including downloading all necessary English files. Tried on desktop (Win7) and my laptop (Win 8.1)\nStill getting a wide range of errors on startup. Problem is a described on the discussion forum:\n. Poster is a Dutchie as well, so I dont know if other languages get the same problems.\nCancelling all error popups will result in the game to start. Its playable but without voice recognition.\nI\'ll redo my review once I get this game to work properly. Until now there\'s no reason for me to recommend it to anyone.\nIts still a promising game though imo.\n\nUpdate april 20th 2016: Trying to get this to run on Windows 10 resulted in the same errors on startup and after clicking them away my pc had a bsd.\nUpdate june 17th 2016: I got an extremely rude comment from a "private" profile (a user with the same name as the main character of this game, how odd), which I deleted.\nAnyone else who wants to insult me, grow up or just fix the damn game, I\'ll simply remove your comment. This is an honest review and I gave it a lot of hours to get this thing working.\nFact is, its STILL not working. I tried everything I could think of. Those 3.2h I have on this game, 0 minutes are playing time actually. And I dont count the hours I spent on searching for a fix. This means I WAS looking forward to playing this.', u'hours': 3.3, u'date': u'2015-01-15', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 5, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 5136, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'TabooVector[SBPP]', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 390, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2014-08-29', u'text': u"so unawarte of my speech to text has to be in english and i do not have a windows 7 ultimate or enterpise wich makes it total unavble for me to play this game the proper way unfortunalyt but oh well another plenty's of money out the window guess i can't play it that's really bad\npro's : looks like a very good game\ncon's unable to get it to work because my pc is not in english therefor unable to work this should bee said more up front like a warning not every one is a geniusd on everything abbout windows\non a side not it's strange my pc can't work since endwar was also speech to text but that did't care for my langues was not in english ...\nit looks like a sweet game but  want to play it but can i no , not if 'ive buy a whole new win 7 ultimate wich is kinda foleish .. oh well", u'early_access': True, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Keenan Green', u'text': u"The game tells me at the start i'm not online. Of course I am or I wouldn't connect to steam or access the demo online. Is there a trick to recognize that I have a server? That's what I don't like about the game so far. It won't let me play it.\nIf I actually play it, I'll give a review.", u'hours': 11.0, u'date': u'2014-08-25', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198026082876', u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 553, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'ieeamo', u'text': u'Games take too long', u'hours': 9.4, u'date': u'2017-10-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198074693192', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 53, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Hunter X Hunter', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 5538, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-09-16', u'text': u'A cult-classic brought back to life with proper respect and looking even better then it originally did. :)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Mates', u'text': u'After long pondering and discussions with my coop partner, I decided to\nTristoy based on some interesting game mechanics. However, please note several things: First, Tristoy is coop-only game. For the price you get two copies of it, so you can gift one to a friend (and press him for his share later). Coop modes available are local with split-screen and online through Steamworks. I think if you start a game with one friend online then you can\u2019t continue with a different friend later. Second, the game isn\u2019t Metroidvania as advertised; it is only (decent) coop platformer. Lastly, I bought the game in a 75% sale, so you have a good chance it will run again and you can grab it cheaper. List of pros and cons follows:\n+ Original art style\n+ Bleak atmosphere\n+ Well-made coop\n+ \u201cDialogue between characters\u201d feature\n+ Quite hard\n+ Voice acting\n+ Bosses\n-  Short\n- Animations and sounds could be better\n- Rather buggy\n- Choices do not have big impact later on\nAs Tristoy is a coop game, I decided to make a sort of \u201ccoop\u201d review and let my coop partner, Firaas, voice his opinions about the game. We played it each on his own computer but in the same room.\nStory and setting\nTristoy takes place in an island prison of the same name. The protagonists are Prince Freedan) and Steyn the Wizard Freedan is imprisoned in Tristoy and with help of Steyn he tries to escape and save Princess Freya who has been imprisoned there as well. There is also plenty of, sadly unused, story background about war, evil king and such so the atmosphere is pretty bleak.\nGameplay\nFreedan (played by me) and Steyn (played by Firaas) need to cooperate as each of them has unique skills. Freedan is more agile and can do a double jump and in the beginning is the only one who can fight monsters. Steyn can use \u201cgyromancy\u201d magic which turns gears (Firaas: Turns, but too slowly!) to operate machinery and in the beginning he is invincible, but can only stun enemies. Later he gets a millstone to break walls and monster heads with. The screen automatically splits if one character wanders off too far from the other. This happens even in online multiplayer (Firaas: I hated this. Often good part of the screen which we needed to see got lost in the split. Does not help performance, either).\nThe game consists of mostly linear sequence of rooms (there is a little backtracking here and there) which contain platforming puzzles and monster fights. The characters, especially Freedan, do not endure much and in our playthrough we died often. The game uses lives system. If even one of the characters dies, you lose a live and are returned to checkpoint (monsters will not respawn). Lose them all and you return to last visited savegame statue, with monsters respawned. Lives are replenished with energy gained by killing monsters and opening chests.\nUnusual (at least for a platformer) game mechanic of Tristoy is the dialogue system. At certain plot points or levels a dialogue between Freedan, Steyn and possibly somebody else is triggered and both players can input different choices that (in theory) affect the story. Truth is, the game is very short (took us about three hours to finish it, with plenty of dying and with reading most of the dialogues) and when you see \u201cXY will remember this\u201d, there is no guarantee that him recalling your action will actually fit into the span of the game and often you won\u2019t see the result of your choice.\nFor a game this short, Tristoy contains quite a number of boss fights which are great not only in quantity, but in my opinion also in quality and graphical design.\nGraphics, sound, controls\nI liked the overall graphical style and animations (Firaas: Myself, not so much. The characters were not very detailed and the animations were choppy.). Although the game is 2D, you can in certain parts go to a \u201clayer\u201d closer to or farther from the screen. This however leads to situations where you can\u2019t recognize if the destination of your jump is the same layer and you can fall to your death. Music was not very memorable. Weird thing with the combat is that if you hit a monster, a piano sound plays. On the other hand, the voice acting for all characters is excellent (Firaas: Except for death screams. These are horrible and annoying.).\nTristoy can be controlled by keyboard (can\u2019t be remapped, but 2 schemes are offered, 1 for each local player or either one for online players), controller (didn\u2019t try) and surprisingly also by a smart device using an app (might try later and update this review). We found the controls sluggish, especially jumping. Lots of lives were lost when one of us (usually Firaas with Steyn, who is slow and his jump is long only just about enough for most gaps) didn\u2019t perform intended jump despite pressing the key and fell to his death. I should mention that had we not been playing in the same room, we would probably think that the other one is fooling around, rage quit and never complete the game.\nPerformance\nTristoy runs on the Unity engine. Me and Firaas both played on our notebooks and despite Tristoy being a 2D game, we weren\u2019t able to max out the graphical settings without framerate drops. Setting one level below max ran fine, however.\nNow for the biggest flaw of Tristoy: the bugs. I already mentioned the jumping issues. Several others, partly game-breaking, happened to us during otherwise great boss fight or boss chases. At one time, you are required to run and jump over platforms that fall when you step on them. One thing is, the falling is scripted according to the faster character so if you fall behind with Steyn, it is certain death. You must let him ahead of Freedan to make it. Worse thing happened to us: once, after death, one platform didn\u2019t respawn or something and when we jumped where it should be we fell. A couple of times Freedan died after only entering this room. At different boss, we were close to deliver killing blow when I as Freedan died. To our surprise, Steyn respawned before the boss whereas Freedan at the checkpoint after it, as if the boss was killed. We missed out on part of the plot because of this. The hitboxes of certain hazards are questionable as well, but I think the game is also challenging by conventional means.\nMisc, verdict\nTristoy has achievements and Steam cards if you are looking for these. The achievements are also buggy though. I was awarded completely undeserved one for not dying once during the game and missed out on another which should have been awarded. I would also like to note that the achievement goals are weird in some cases: One is for dying in smelting room (How is dying an achievement, by definition of it), another is for dying 50 times in trap room (same thing, also where am I supposed to get that many lives?). Another thing is, the game is so short I got only one card drop after finishing it.\nTo sum it up, Tristoy as a game had potential but was held back by technical issues and short length. I would rate it 6 out of 10.', u'hours': 2.8, u'date': u'2015-07-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198005515853', u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 115, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'hidenxd', u'text': u"Got this product for free,and it's a very basic game.\nGood for playing with friends :)", u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2016-06-11', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'342920', u'page_order': 9, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 134, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Desgosto', u'text': u'DONT PLAY THIS, PLEASE, I STILL HAVE NIGHTMARES WITH THE BAD MODELS AND TEXTURES OF THIS GAME !', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2015-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 57, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Tentacle Bunny', u'text': u"I'll Reccomend this only for the storyline and for what its based off of.\nhowever... I will say, and you'll see this.... the controls freaking suck\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\nI wouldn't buy this unless its on dirt cheap sale, couponed dirt cheap, or gifted for teh lulz.\nbut you do get to see what it'd be like if Sarah Palin were president of the U.S.A.\nit has its humour.\nwould I reccomend buying this game overall? hell no. took a lot of troubleshooting to get past the glitches on installation.", u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2014-10-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 273, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Lunar Rider', u'text': u"I recommend this game, as you can no doubt tell by the thumbs some where else on this page.\nI like this game, I like rogue likes and this game captures the thrill of what a rogue-like is very well.\nThe graphics aren't too great, and I've run into a couple of glitches. The game IS in early access though. But I never stopped enjoying the game. I think the game has WONDERFUL sound design, lots of little details that give it a ton of charm, and PERMADEATH! Oh boy do I love permadeath.\nKeep in mind who made this and you'll be really surprised. Most of this is one man's love put into years of work. Overall I would say it's very good for the work of one man. Some of my favorite games have been done by one man. One Way Heroics is one, another is Dust: An Elysian Tail. Of course the guy from Dust had the whole Xbox live thing going from him and etc etc.\nThing is, best way to decide if you'll like this game is to play it yourself. Go on, do it. Don't want to buy it? Well here, they have a demo. Demo convinced me.\nDecide for youself.", u'hours': 4.4, u'date': u'2014-05-15', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198074483476', u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 154, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Atech66', u'text': u'If you enjoyed Divinity you will enjoy this..  its long and has depth. A very well made long and classic game. Graphics compare to D2', u'hours': 9.4, u'date': u'2017-07-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198035039004', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 227, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'rakista', u'text': u"Research builds before playing if you don't like micromanaging potions at end game.", u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-07-08', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 459, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'GreenBeetle', u'text': u"I decided to give it a shot expecting something between Electronic Arts' vintage classic The Immortal and Bioware's Baldur's Gate, but it's just an ugly isometric that reminds me of Tibia or an unfinished Ultima 7. The dialogs seemed OK, but the fonts are tiny and have poor resolution, making it difficult to focus on reading it fully. The combat system is a tasteless joke and the animations made me laugh, LOL. This is total trash in retro package.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-07-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 1451, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Kelgan', u'text': u"Had a lot of issues a first launching the game on Win10 but once fixed with a patch from steam community I can finnaly have a go.\nNot the best in FF13 series but worh when it's on sale.", u'hours': 11.8, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 136, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'jaseyiu', u'text': u"This game keep crashing, been out for years and still no fix. Do not buy this unless you don't have a life with time to waste.", u'hours': 9.7, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198163417491', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 20, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'bta35', u'hours': 90.9, u'products': 118, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u'Great music. Great battle system. Surprisingly sad.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'CarsonWolf2017', u'text': u"One of the best game I've ever played. Definitely recommend this to all.", u'hours': 6.0, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198195698081', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 13, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Creeper7Run', u'text': u"This game scares me. It's just... the graphics... eek (although it does work well with the point of the game). It is kind of disappointing that there isn't more to do, with only one map and pretty much after you play it the first time, it's the same thing over and over, but that's forgivable, with it being cheap and all. Overall, if you're bored and looking for a game to play with your friends, I highly recommend this one.", u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198298133078', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 9, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Adaaaaaaam', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 19, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'text': u'bEST GAME FUNNY1Q112451512512132452', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'red_rage_48', u'text': u'I think that a cool game fun cool 9/10', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2016-02-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198173095498', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 45, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Pawel (LINUX)', u'text': u'One euro game????? Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!!!! Shooting Pac-Man very nice!', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2016-02-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198075277696', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 583, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'vindicatethis', u'text': u'The game makes you feel as if you\'re a simple man (Most likely named Daniel Matrixx or sth) that was framed and forced to contest in a Sunday Night gameshow on a psychotic cyberpunk future; and\nHalf naked women dance in glass cages while running dudes with spikes in their hands, autoturrets and the terminator-like machine that couldn\'t do stairs in Robocop try to kill you as you run around and blow\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665up.\n+Fantastic time killer.\n+Great fun/price ratio; totally worth buying.\n-Minor bugs, nothing too serious.\nPs: You may find yourself going "Blaagh, laagh, raarwh..." in a Schwarzenegger voice.', u'hours': 3.1, u'date': u'2016-02-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'user_id': u'76561197992772401', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 428, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Thugtrio', u'hours': 9.3, u'products': 134, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2015-11-04', u'text': u"So I can see why Costume Quest 2 is considered not as good as the first. So here is what they did right Vs. What they did wrong.\nThe right\n1. They kept it cute and charming.\n2. The story is interesting.\n3. The time travel mechanic was done well.\n4. Seeing the characters from past to future was clever.\n5. The new and old enemy designs are cool.\n6. The new costumes were innovative and well thought out.\n7. Using Creepy Treat Cards for a benefit in battle was a good change of pace.\n8. Certain enemies are stronger or weaker to different costumes.\nThe Wrong\n1. The change in battle style was unnecessary and was many times just difficult to use.\n2. The ending basically ret\xb7cons everything you do. Making what happened in the first one not even matter.\n3. Only 3 of the Creepy treat cards are useful from my point of view.\nWhat they should have done.\nIf they changed the fight style the way it is with certain enemies being stronger or weaker to certain types of costumes. Then to balance it with the annoying combat style they should have made it to where you use a turn in the middle of battle to swap your costume. Similar to switching a party member in certain RPGs.\nStill this game took me about 9 hours to complete, it's not that expensive. Granted mine was a gift, and it's fun enough to replay. I give it 3.5 out 5", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Froo-Froo Berry', u'hours': 3.4, u'products': 976, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2015-11-03', u'text': u"I don't want to hate on this game. I love the story. I love the characters. I love the dialogue. I love the art style.\nI hate grindy JRPG combat.\nWhere 75% of your game time is spent in combat, it should be engaging; not a throwback to the NES era. After my fourth fight, I found myself avoiding enemies whenever possible. Not because of the difficulty, but because each fight is another 2-3 minute delay from that quest item that I was looking for in the game world. I challenge anyone to convince me that this style of combat makes the game fun.\nIf there were a quarter as many enemies, and you used puzzle-solving to overcome them, this game would gel a lot better.\nI love DoubleFine, and hoped that the sequel would improve this, but it didn't. It's not one I'll be finishing. I finally rage quit it when I forgot what objective I was going for; because another QTE fight interrupted me.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Zaloandreas2', u'text': u'Canada ate me and said "sorry"', u'hours': 3.0, u'date': u'2017-06-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561198166244081', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 83, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Szymas | Fan Isca', u'text': u'This game does not even try to motivate the player. And it has "Polandball" in name, but is not funny at all. Srsly, this product is the worst of its kind.', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2017-06-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 3704, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'[PTM]G36 is best lamp', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 21, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-06-26', u'text': u'This games soundtrack is AMAZING.\nHowever the game is lacking and gets boring after a while. It would be awesome for a story.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Habo St.', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 1236, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-05-30', u'text': u'I would really like to see this concept expanded on', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'ErvisVlora', u'text': u"This is a lot of fun, i'm not really a big fan of puzzles anymore. But this was very enjoyable. I only meant to cover it as a courtesy for receiving a free key over email. Ended up playing for 10 minutes over what i planned :) Well worth it if you enjoy some humor and puzzle face smashing combat.\nHere is a quick look video if you care to watch it.", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-05-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198007622695', u'product_id': u'554220', u'page_order': 6, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 40, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'ExcalibursZone', u'text': u'Disclaimer: I was given a key for the game and did not purchase this myself. Though I was given the key, the views and opinions expressed in any of my videos and reviews are entirely my own.\nThis is a pretty fun way to do match-3 games. It\'s been done before, but I think this game adds more to the genre overall and isn\'t so samey as some other games out there. I haven\'t been playing long and have only started on the campaign, but I\'ll be checking out this game in its entirety! The artwork adds some fun to the game and is definitely not meant to be taken seriously.\nThe character interactions are fine though I wish that if you clicked on a spot you\'ve already cleared or watched that the dialog changed to reflect impatience, time constraints, or the tried and true "STOP CLICKING ME" that you could find in Baldur\'s Gate or Warcraft II.\nOverall, an enjoyable match-3 game that I recommend to anyone who enjoys PuzzleQuest, Magic: The Gathering Puzzle Quest, et al.', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-05-27', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'554220', u'page_order': 7, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 202, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Gamesjunkie', u'hours': 21.5, u'products': 124, u'product_id': u'554220', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-05-26', u'text': u"Slow-paced match 3 in which you need to think about your moves. Form a team of 4 heroes, each with a special passive ability plus two equipment slots and battle it out against various enemies. With both  a campaign mode and a rougelike mode there's plenty of content. Easily worth the asking price.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'dougdoug_anderson', u'text': u"Amazing game, 5 star bang for your buck!!!!!! This game is everything i look for in an RPG: great story, great art, enticing character progression, character flavor, strategic combat, maintenance and upgrading of resources, a well thought out and in depth world. Star Traders hit's all of these elements out of the park. I  can't get over the amount of depth in this game. I've been neglecting every other area of my life since downloading. By this time next week i probably won't have a  girlfriend. The job might be gone by then too. Whatever, as long as my ship is doing well. Thanks Star Traders, for ruining my life.", u'hours': 12.7, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198105680740', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 29, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'SleepySid', u'hours': 9.0, u'products': 652, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u"Really enjoying this game at the moment, can't wait to see what the finished product is like.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Sgt. Canuck', u'text': u'Like every game made by the Trese Brothers, this game carries a large amount of depth for players to immerse themselves in, just like Battleforce, Classic Star Trader, etc etc...With this game also being in early access, that means there will be a large amount of improvements to come, which you can find out via forums or Discord in real times talking with the devs themselves. The level of progression in this game is is to the point of what I find being D&D type game playing, your crew all having stats along your own which stack in tolal to roll dice which roll every so often while moving around in game, you also have moments where cerain traits allow you to reroll cars or "Outcomes" as you do missions or explore planets. This game for me carries a little moe then others as I came back to the Classic Star Traders time and time again, often keeping me from doing school work. This is my FIRST review so I expect it to be bad..', u'hours': 9.8, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198100495719', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 87, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'ethinnes5792', u'text': u'9/10\n-Great Art\n-Fluid Fighting Mechanics\n-Challenging Puzzles\n-Only complaint would be lack of playabe characters but devs want to add more', u'hours': 8.3, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198051357436', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 129, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Sausage', u'hours': 18.0, u'products': 160, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u"Holy\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 this game is fun.\n\u2022 So tell me do you like a simple side scrolling beat 'em up with delicious looking food that have memorable characters with good voice acting doesn't sound cringy like bad dubbed anime? if you do then this is the game for you\n\u2022 This game is a great breath of fresh air and you have to check it out. This is a hard game to explain, so first if you want to cook you have to get ingredients and you do that by killing monster, the combat in this game is simple you won't find any DMC or Bayonetta like game here but it's fun enough to keep you interest, after your bag is full with monster meat you have go back to the grand stadiums and cook, now this is the best part of the game. Have you ever play Puyo Puyo? it's like Puyo Puyo but with more dept, it's satisfying to play and the food looks so good; also you have to pleased the judge, each have their own flavor preferences: Water,Fire,Earth.\n\u2022 Battle Chef Brigade is a simple and fun game with so many great characters, gorgeous artstyle and great music plus its 20$ people, go buy this game right now. 10/10", u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Akuun', u'hours': 2.0, u'products': 493, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'A series of mini games that could have been fun, but is unfortunately feel rushed, and not very fleshed out and lacking polish.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'harryorlsen', u'text': u'My favourite racing game:D Still the best out & mod-able!', u'date': u'2012-12-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198018913670', u'product_id': u'8790', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 610, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Rodrigues', u'text': u'At a heavely discounted price. The single player is repetitive and unbalanced where you just play map after map with the same objectives. But the multiplayer, especially the One Life Match Mode is highly tense.', u'hours': 5.4, u'date': u'2017-07-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 1298, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'EVERGREEN', u'hours': 18.9, u'products': 417, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-07-29', u'text': u"I\u2019m a diehard fanboy of the RE saga so I\u2019m probably biased, but overall I really enjoy UC. It\u2019s an interesting twist over the usual competitive deathmatch/battle-royale genre, with a RE coat of paint over it. Most levels really brings back some memories, like the Spencer Mansion.\nUnfortunately it feels rushed out: there\u2019s quality content in there but not enough. The solo mode named\nis pretty much like a Mercenaries mode but isn\u2019t playable in coop which is a shame and it's very short. There\u2019s no dedicated servers so lag can be a real game-breaking factor\u2026 If you even find a full lobby.\nCapcom has dropped any support for the game, they act just like it was never released. Too bad, because some updates and new content would revitalize the game a lot.\n\nA lot of people have complained about the FOV, controls and the like, but playing with a controller it\u2019s pretty good. Graphics are good and sound design is very good. It even has a cool soundtrack.\nI really hope they make a more polished sequel. After the really bad\nand the average\n, there\u2019s hope that Capcom gets it right next time.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Abdu', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 329, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-07-28', u'text': u"This game makes you appreciate some old mediocre Resident Evil games. Namely, RE: Dead Aim, RE: Revelations, RE6.\nThe multiplayer mode is dead everywhere, even on the PS4.\nIt's bad.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'franklyanogre', u'text': u'Third room is counter-intuitive, and very hard, if not extremely hard. Personally, I could not pass it. The game is not fun. The controls were off, in that the targets to interact were not in the center of the objects, but more askew towards an edge, plus the joystick controls had a lot of accelleration lag then super highspeed or stop but little in between. The graphics were weird too. It was really hard to see where the edges of objects were.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198150213461', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 21, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'15_bad_days', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 102, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'text': u"Basically just a really bad walking simulator. It tries to be philosophical but ends up just saying common knowledge. Honestly it's not worth your time in my opinion.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Blyatman', u'hours': 10.7, u'products': 42, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u"As huge Batman comic fan I could say this game is easily one of my fav ever. But you don't have to know anything about Bman in order to enjoy this fantastic game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Ale Akbar', u'text': u'This game makes you feel like batman.', u'hours': 6.9, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198020355802', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 156, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Johnnyyy', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 64, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u'Super', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'- Zabijacka369Lv -', u'hours': 49.5, u'products': 40, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u'Should you buy it? - YES -\nThe game has a amazing story on of the best storylines in modern games! The game whas the one witch created the free flow comabt system witch many modern games copied. But personaly after playing Arkham City the combat system in this game feles a bit slugish and not as refinied. The Detective aspects in the game are amazing too. The predator aspect is amaizing! Batman arkham asylum is the 2nd best game in the arkham franchise and is worth every penny! there are a lot of ester egs in the game to and you can find new and interesting batman charecters you never have seen before!\nI would recomed this game! The game is fantastic and a masterpiece so I give it a 9/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'beastking', u'text': u"Dis ish right chea' bout' to bring out da' illterate thug in me folk' every time ya' boi go ta log in an' shii', it say some dumb\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665erra' bout parameters. fix dis' shii' mayne", u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-01-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 7, u'user_id': u'76561198067075618', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 68, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Dragon Tamer', u'text': u"This game worked and was okay for a bit then after a week or so literly never worked again no matter what i did....... one of the most buggy games ive played i dont recommend this game at all. its also very pay to win, if you are looking for a game with combo's and different fighting style's Invest your money into a street fighter or tekken", u'hours': 81.8, u'date': u'2017-01-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198143442898', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 22, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'xAkame', u'text': u"Can't even log in.\nGot some pros and cons from when i could play it.\nPros\n-The gameplay is fun (if you dont die instantly).\n-Many fighting styles, but you got to play a really long time to get them.\n-You need skill to play the game and win (might be a con).\n-Many gifts for leveling up (sadly the good ones are time limited most of the time).\nCons\n-The community s really bad.\n-Pay To Win (somewhat).\n-Glitchy, especially PvE mode.\n-Can't log in now (at least for me).\n-If you're from Europe, you shouldn't even bother playing since you'll lagg really badly. There is a place for players from Europe, but it's always empty.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-01-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 35, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Definitely not Akko', u'hours': 4.3, u'products': 40, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-09-22', u'text': u'nice', u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Walkman', u'text': u"To any reviews saying that it's harder to use a keyboard and mouse than a controller, that may be, but I haven't had any troubles using the mouse, it works quite well.", u'hours': 2.3, u'date': u'2017-09-22', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 7, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 88, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Cheap Rugs', u'hours': 1.6, u'products': 142, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-09-22', u'text': u'Good Artwork styles\ngood level design\nvery creative\ngood game\n8/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'SouKill', u'text': u'Awesome, mindblowing puzzle!)', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-09-22', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 9, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 22, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'jovan577', u'hours': 113.2, u'products': 5, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-01', u'text': u'Good for making posters/animation.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'grax', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 37, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-01', u'text': u'useful', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'002xss', u'hours': 27.5, u'products': 22, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-01', u'text': u'A nice program to use.. but i do not even know how to use it :(', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Citizen\u2075', u'hours': 1931.8, u'products': 31, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-01', u'text': u'The abusive partner that I keep coming back to for some reason.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Dragon Mom', u'text': u"VERY buggy on steam, in fact, don't buy the steam version. Do yourself a favor and buy the CD version instead, because this is a GREAT game.", u'hours': 2.8, u'date': u'2012-12-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198010298365', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 160, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Rammsteniako', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 1642, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2012-11-30', u'text': u'Dont like this POS.... what a waste...', u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'VigilantMoon', u'text': u"Man this game is old school. If you're in the super hero mood this will do it for you.", u'hours': 7.0, u'date': u'2012-11-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197987560465', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 245, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Juggler', u'text': u'I had high hopes from the trailer, but was really dissapointed.\nThe game is so buggy and finicky it\'s essentially impossible to get through the tutorial, even if you\'re not using voice recognition. Often you\'ll tell the robots to move things, and it\'ll turn out that that was the wrong thing to do, it\'s completely irreversible, and you need to start the game over. I restarted many times and eventually gave up.\nThe natural language understanding that was supposed to make this game so awesome seems like it\'s on par with text adventures from the 80s... not much beyond "VERB NOUN."\nIt\'s too bad; the concept is good, and it sounded like the story could be great as well.', u'hours': 3.2, u'date': u'2014-08-07', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197997916536', u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 187, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'JPLC', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 138, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2014-07-27', u'text': u"The game itself is still rough and the voice recognition can be frustrating at times, but the understanding of the bots in Bot Colony is fascinating. Highly recommend picking it up if you're a robo-nerd like me. It's an exciting look at human-machine interaction in games and beyond.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Llama-master', u'text': u'I cant even load the game, I get to the mainmenu and it says "cannot connect to server" or something like that', u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2014-07-07', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198062850431', u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 43, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'KxK6R', u'text': u'/', u'hours': 4.0, u'date': u'2017-06-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 6, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 200, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Dorrian', u'text': u"Good RPG with amazing writing, dialogs are long and interesting and the atmosphere is dark and intriguing. Fighting is in action-rpg style, but exept that it's an old-school cRPG. And the world of Inquisitor is much more realistic than of those AAA games like Mass Effect, Fallout or Dragon Age. There's no such things as sassy gay elves, exaggerated tolerance or artificial gender equality. This game is harsh, cruel and realictic even if events it depicts is not real.\nThis game is an absolute must have for every cRPG fan and those who value good writing and those who got sick already of those unrealistic, childish fantasies.", u'hours': 322.9, u'date': u'2017-06-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'user_id': u'76561198061753500', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 1409, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'NerdsHalfLife', u'text': u'Awesome Game on my to do list!', u'hours': 8.0, u'date': u'2017-06-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197979445063', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 225, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'/*EdMen360/*', u'text': u'Very good game', u'hours': 2.8, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198407298102', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 13, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Auri', u'text': u'This game builds almost perfectly off the previous installment. I have not gotten very far into this game, but from what I have played, it fixes all the main issues with the combat system of the first game, and does not add any new ones. Add that to a great story, and you have a great game.', u'hours': 11.2, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198095146076', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 110, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'dead inside, dank outside.', u'text': u"To be honest if there was a mixed button i would use it but still. I don't really know what to give this game, On one hand, the exploration, combat and story are alright. One the other theres encounters every five seconds and more crashes than ever. i want to like it but sometimes it also feels like a goddamn chore.", u'hours': 25.2, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198179662326', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 430, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Jeremiah Longboard', u'hours': 50.5, u'products': 269, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u"A better game than its predecessor. It follows Lightning's kid sister in her search for Lightning. While that is going on time is fragmented and changing. Overall its a fun game, def. worth hours and hours of playtime.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Resilient_Dragon_Slayer_359', u'text': u"Hilarious game! For some reason, my favorite part is hearing the baby screaming while it's on fire...it's really funny.\nAnyways, you should get this game if you like violence and juat goofy game plotlines and physics!", u'hours': 7.4, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198238155230', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 37, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'faggot that voted greens', u'hours': 1.6, u'products': 6, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'text': u'Everyone on the servers play as the Baby and nobody plays as dad. The game itself has so much unpatched bugs and is laggy.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'peter', u'text': u'exstreamly bugy and lagy', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198271625143', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 11, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Wirt', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 396, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'text': u"Possibly the most technically advanced game of our generation, scratch that every generation that have already passed and those that have yet to pass. The mechanics are so well put together that the immersion level is beyond that of anything I've every experienced. This game is an 11/10 in every area and should be experienced by all.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'linuxpunk', u'hours': 4.6, u'products': 343, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-02-27', u'text': u"It's the year 2073. There's nothing people like better on tv than a show that has a plasma gun armed contestant placed on a electrified walled maze, filled with killer kung fu robots, and, basically, act like pac man.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'duskesko', u'hours': 6.4, u'products': 208, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-02-27', u'text': u"Pacman meets Quake.\nYou hold shift and you run like you mean it.\nFast, fun, cheap, runs great, and satisfying as F***.\n99 cents. Ditch your awful fast food lunch and buy this instead. Let's be honest with ourselves: we could lose a few pounds anyway.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'krieg not the psycho', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 289, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-02-25', u'text': u'best game ever made goty', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'LitVaper', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 19, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-02-25', u'text': u'SUch a sick game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'KumquatHead', u'text': u"'Murican Ninjas. Fun gameplay.", u'hours': 7.6, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198122634064', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 60, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Xzeptie', u'hours': 11.6, u'products': 87, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'text': u'What a surprise! Love this game. Played this while at my parents with my laptop.\nCan highly recommend this ! Love the gameplay, not too slow or too fast. And it has a story with some compellin lore for those interrested in seeking it out.\nA buy!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'TheArousedNun', u'hours': 9.5, u'products': 106, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'text': u"This game has enjoyable stealth mechanics and a unique art style, as is the case with Klei's games. It is quite simple yet it creates new situations with existing enemies or traps or introduces a new threat. I'd say this game is worth maybe $10 but I personally wouldn't pay the full $15 for it, as it is on the short side.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'sam', u'hours': 11.5, u'products': 149, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-08-28', u'text': u"I never could find the greaves or the key to the armory in 4.90.\nI don't know if that's normal, but I would've liked to play further.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'bennyhaha812', u'text': u'I really liked what I could see of this game and wish it functioned as I needed it to, but it didn\'t.  Most people will be able to enjoy it but if you use Steam Stream to a remote HTPC and game in the living room with wireless remote controllers like I do the game will be broken.  It only recognized the controllers 25% of the time and when it did the "sneak" and "sprint" buttons never workded.  These are the right and left triggers and are essential to play this stealth game and also save from a hiding spot.  Can\'t advance if you can\'t sneak and can\'t hide in order to save either.  I tried to fix the problem for almost 3 hours before giving up.  I calibrated remotes and reinstalled.  Verified integrity, tried wired controller, plugged a controller into main-frame host computer to make game recognize controller, etc.  Useless.....', u'hours': 9.7, u'date': u'2017-08-24', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197974520166', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 42, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'ToeNail', u'text': u':D', u'hours': 5.8, u'date': u'2017-08-20', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198166012014', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 147, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'F0xy', u'hours': 77.3, u'products': 12, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'Very nice and funny game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'\u300c\u1d07 \u029f \u026a x \u1d00\u300d', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 45, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u":'D", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'\u0160koda Rapid 1.2 TSI', u'hours': 58.5, u'products': 2, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u"If you have friends, it's very good game for chill with friends", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'SteenbergGaming', u'text': u'Been a longterm fan of the series, and seeing one of the games hit Steam, my body is ready for the rest.', u'hours': 3.0, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198083225152', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 227, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'*Graze*', u'text': u"My first modern Touhou game. Handy this came out on Steam as I dun think the package I'm ordering for the rest of the games includes this yet. Strangely, unlike what most people say, I'm finding this one to be much more difficult than some of the others, be it official or fan made from EOSD to FDF. But the harder it is, the longer I wanna play it~ Well, after I finish the line of other extra stages I'm practicing.\nEven if you have a copy already, ZUN deserves the support. If you are dedicated enough and have the money to spare, send him a message through this game so you can get any other Touhou games you'd prefer here ;3", u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198044683516', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 127, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'the_real_shpuld_fi', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 332, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u'Every game in the series is top tier STG action and they sport some of the best soundtracks ever made. Nice to be able to buy one effortlessly on steam now.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Kqaa', u'hours': 7.3, u'products': 99, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'text': u'DEAD', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'NormalAmericanMan', u'text': u'Very optimized and fun but 15 minutes to find a game. Refunded', u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198300180442', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 45, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Zach', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 86, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'text': u'21 mins later still in queue, refunding this game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Sweetdelete', u'text': u'I am a huge fan of Double Fine Productions!\nHaving 100% The first Costume Quest, I wanted to do that on this game too!\nPros. and Cons.\n+ Funny dialouge!\n+ Great Story\n+ Awesome battle concept (Using costume to transform)\n+ Graphics are SO CUTE, The Design is awesome!\n+ The timing sequences\n- Too short\n- Wanted to see more special attacks on characters\nIf you love Halloween, RPGS and various types of candies, PLAY THIS!', u'hours': 10.2, u'date': u'2015-11-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 398, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Pnguyen540', u'hours': 6.7, u'products': 449, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2015-11-02', u'text': u'Finished Costume Quest and bought Costume Quest 2 immediately. This game was fun to play. Some quests were easy to do, others were hard - which required a certain amount of time to explore the whole area. What I don\'t like about this game is the combat system. I am more on the Costume Quest combat system, which has a variety of different combat combos. This game is just "pressing (the number) at the right time" and done. The graphic was better then the first one, the story took place in different timelines, which was pretty interesting. There was not as many bosses compared to the first one. This made my gameplay less fun. Overall, it is worth to buy and play, but do not expect the combat system to be good.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Tomas "Ya Bird" Jefferson', u'hours': 6.9, u'products': 208, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2015-11-01', u'text': u"A charming, short RPG that is perfect for all ages. It's definitely preferred to play the first one because this has zero plot recap, but even without the gameplay and charming design are fully enjoyable. Collect parts of costumes, go trick or treating, and enjoy the beautiful Double Fine graphics!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'BurningDogFace', u'hours': 28.6, u'products': 375, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2015-09-30', u'text': u"This game has some serious rough edges, like the finicky camera, the sometimes frustrating platforming, and the terrible, terrible voice acting (though that last one admittedly grew on me after a while). But at the same time, it's strangely charming, and the solid combat, simple puzzles, and pretty graphics usually balance things out. If you can put up with the occasional aggrevations, then I happily recommend you check out Kay's journey from wannabe to legend.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Wolf King352', u'text': u'One of my top 3 games on the PS2. Wonderful remastred art and still one of the better adventure/action.', u'hours': 11.6, u'date': u'2015-09-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198047334824', u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 11, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'MysteryF**ker', u'text': u'10/10 Best childhood game nostalgia\non how\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665the voice acting are AND HOW \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ING HARD IT IS TO SWING ON ROPES', u'hours': 14.1, u'date': u'2015-09-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198094507877', u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 69, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Lester Crest', u'text': u'One of the best games of all time 10/10 story and characters and gameplay.', u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2017-06-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198137498008', u'product_id': u'223280', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 84, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Jet Edge (\u273f \u2665\u203f\u2665)', u'hours': 5.4, u'products': 872, u'product_id': u'223280', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-05-29', u'text': u"I love this game on touch screen devices. Back when i picked this up in 2013 i played it for 5 hours strasight because I just didnt have a smartphone, and it was one of my favorite games. Now that I have a pretty good pc this port is pretty much unplayable. Everything is tied to framerate, so the game moves at like 10 times the speed it should. It looks pretty funny at first but gets old once the levels start getting harder. Just download an android emulator like Bluestacks and don't buy this product, it isn't worth it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'o o f', u'text': u"This game is... pretty good! As a fan of the comic series, I have to admit this game was very well-made. So, let's go.\nPROS\n- Very well made for being based on such an obscure comic series\n- Jokes and stereotypes are funny\n- Controls are easy to get used to\n- Upgrade and Part system is well-priced\n- Worth the money\n- Achievements are not too hard to get\nCONS\n- Belgium's AI\n- Ending should have had an ironic twist (involving Russia/USSRball)\n- Repetitive soundtrack (easily solveable by muting music)\n- NO SEALAND!!!!!! (just a joke)\nIn short, I wholly recommend this game. It's well worth $3.\nJust one glitch I found- occasionally speech bubbles will show up on the wrong countryball... I suppose that's a minor scripting error, nothing gamebreaking.", u'hours': 6.2, u'date': u'2017-06-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 186, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Groggo McSproggo', u'text': u'Can help polan into space? Buildings of rocket to help Polan into space is of fun. 10/10 fun, would give more clay than did.', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-06-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198096843821', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 79, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'DrSkulk', u'text': u'I wasted seven hours of my life on this stupid pseudo-game.\n...\nNO REGRETS\nHUE/10 wuold into farm Germoney agian', u'hours': 7.0, u'date': u'2017-06-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 378, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Athravan', u'text': u"Oafwatch follows the likes of Puzzle Quest by merging the concept of Match 3 with RPG statistics. At the core, it is essentially match your coloured gems, make big combos and get a shiny gold star for completing the objective. Each gem stacks against weapons - special attacks - that you have to use strategically to win. The enemy is constantly placing their own special moves on the board, which pressures you into making intelligent choices rather than just going for damage.\nThis makes it a very different style of gameplay to the last Match 3 / RPG hybrids I reviewed, such as '1000000' and 'You Must Build a Boat' which were very much speedrunners. In Oafmatch, you can take as long as you want to find the perfect move.\nThere are a lot of unlockable party members, and party management involves levelling, equipment and potions. These can be switched around for each fight if necessary, and you will definitely need to put somne thought into that at the higher difficulty levels. One of the downsides is the game can be quite grindy with the usual dollop of RNG luck in there; if you can't complete a level and aren't getting lucky with your gem combos, you will need to grind earlier stages to upgrade your stats to continue.\nThere are two (and a half) modes; campaign and roguelike. Campaign follows a simple quest where you roam around the map defeating things with violence and unlocking new stages, members and items. Each stage can be completed on three difficulty levels; with a blue star for completion and the shiny covetted gold star for perfect (no party member dies). Getting three gold stars on some of the maps is pretty challenging, and I had to grind, switch up and go back at a few stages. There is also a campaign + where you have your progression unlocked from the beginning, but the fights are harder again.\nRoguelike is exactly as it sounds; extremely hard and sometimes unfair, but a real challenge with unlockables that carry over and this adds some real replayability to the game. Replaying the campaign after getting your gold shinies would be boring - but roguelike adds an extra layer of RNG and challenge that means this game contains a lot of playable hours for the price.\nOverall Oafwatch has an absolute ton of content, although with the limited scope of Match 3 games it can get repetitive and grindy. This has been alleviated somewhat with an extensive array of choices, characters and items - but ultimately with this sort of game, you're not seeing a massive amount of variation so can feel grindy. It is still a casual game - you can add all the depth in the world to a Match 3 game and ultimately it's still a simple game at the core, and will only appeal to those who find this genre enjoyable.\nP.S. The name is pretty dumb though!", u'hours': 25.5, u'date': u'2017-05-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'554220', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 1337, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'24601', u'text': u"Overall, I enjoy this game.  Sandboxes are a big draw for me, but it's very easy to get them wrong.  Thankfully, this one tackles the challenges of building a sandbox, while also providing a well-written story and lore that seems to be optional to partake in.\nCons:\nMicromanagement!  This is by far the biggest con, and if you don't like to handle details such as the skills your crew chooses as they level up, this may not be the game for you.\nOver-your-head depth:  Ordinarily I enjoy a simulation that eludes my complete understanding, as it can provide interesting surprises here or there.  Unfortunately, this proves to be an obstacle more often than not, and it's a pretty difficult game to get right the first time around.\nDifficulty:  Even the third difficulty up is fairly hard to get far before you run into one fail state or another.  The class you choose at the beginning is important to ensuring your survival.  Leave flavor classes for the lowest of difficulties.\nPros:\nCustomization:  From the ship elements that provide many different kinds of weapons and utilities, to your officers' jobs, skills, talents, and even names/appearances, it's not too difficult to establish a load-out that suits your playstyle.\nProcedural generation:  The settings you set for whatever map you create can have a great impact on how the sandbox experience plays out.  How far systems/sectors/planets are from each other, and how dangerous various regions of space can be.\nStory:  The story is well written.  Of all the things I like about this game, this is unexpectedly the biggest selling point for me\n(For someone who likes sandboxes, story is often optional).  If you don't mind reading a lot of text, this alone will entertain you to no end.  There are various dialogue trees that give you many options to learn more about the lore, and affect choices you make at various points.  The story is very choice-centric, a vital rpg feature.\nDifficulty:  While this is something that gets in the way for me, someone more skilled may find the harsher simulation to be a welcome addition to the game.  It's not always easy to make money, for instance, the lifeblood of your ship and crew.  If you run out of money or ways to make money, it's as good as game over.  The amount of failstates can make for an entertaining game, though, I'll admit, and it isn't too much of a drag to start a new game.\nOverall, I enjoy this game, and can see myself playing more of it in the weeks to come.", u'hours': 22.6, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198043773339', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 236, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Shirudo', u'text': u'This is a review in progress, for now I just want to get my thumbs up out there. This game is shaping up quite well and the developers are great.', u'hours': 72.6, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198007846122', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 157, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'I love total war', u'text': u'Very promising, reminds me "Space rangers".', u'hours': 6.3, u'date': u'2017-11-21', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198327929409', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 84, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Mnemonic Light', u'hours': 8.0, u'products': 283, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u"At eight hours I just beat this game and I have to say that was the most fun eight hours I've had in a long time. Battle Chef Brigade is best described as Monster Hunter meets Iron Chef meets Combo-based side scrolling.\nIn the game you play as Mina Han, a talented chef and fighter who is skilled with wind magic, who dreams of becoming a Battle Chef. A battle chef is basically a chef that uses their skills not only to fight dangerous monsters but to either research their ingredents or use it to cook with.\nThe story is well made with a full cast of colorful characters that each make the world feel alive and gives it a sort of charm. From the side characters like Master hunter Thorn or the cat-obsessed scientist Belchoir to the main cast like the brave Orc warrior Thrash and the intelligent Kirin, each one makes the world feel unique and fun to experience.\nNow onto the game itself, it's pretty story heavy which is a huge plus in my opinion but the mechanics are pretty simple. During matches you need to hunt down monsters in specific areas to harvest the ingredents you need to finish a dish, this is where the Iron Chef part comes in. The matches are judged by a panel of 1-3 judges and each have a specific element or mixture of elements they want and they have a theme ingredent.\nThe voice acting can feel a bit amateurish at times but overall it was really well down for an indie game, I kinda let that one slide because again, it's an indie game.\nMechanics of the game are extremely solid and it is really fun to play around with.\nMy one complaint is that the game is a little on the short side but I'm hopeful that we'll see more from Trinket Studios as this game is truely a gem.\nI highly recommend this game, again it is the most fun I've had in months and I think I will come back to replay this a lot of times.\nVive la Brigade Battle Chefs!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Red_Green_Blue', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 168, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'Not reccommended for Keyboard and Mouse only players. The game does not support any mouse button inputs, and also does not permit rebinding of some keys, notable, A, D, and Q. The default control scheme is unusable on 60% keyboards or other arrowkeyless keyboards.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Frosty', u'hours': 8.5, u'products': 265, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'Puzzle elements and side-scrolling combat come together nicely in this delicious rendition of the classic Iron Chef. Allez cuisine! Vive la Brigade!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Kilbo Fraggins\u2122', u'hours': 5.6, u'products': 171, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-07-28', u'text': u'Lol wtf', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Takumi The Downs', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 146, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-07-28', u'text': u'Hehehehe....\nNo.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'jdgoa', u'text': u"The game is ok at best.   It is hard to understand , as to what are you suppose to do besides just shoot dead things.  The interface of the game is what I feel hard to understand after your done with a stage, I found myself replaying the same stag becaue I did not what to do, or how to pick another sage.  The killer for me gain was the spyware that STEAM adds to my PC.  The fact that I Have to log into STEAM and aks STEAM to please let me play my game.  Even in offline mode you still have to log into STEAM and ask permisson to play off line, which you are not relaly because STEAM is running it's spyware in the backward.  I really hate this and what computer game makers do to max out their profits and it's not even as if they are paying all their workers living wages. The great amount of the profits go to the top persons and to STEAM.  STEAM is just wack and makes not want to play my game moreover after finding out that I don't own any of the games that I paided for, and that I was forced to REG on STEAM.  STEAM owns my games not me.  Which sucks and I feel crazy unfair.   I will just not play them or buy anything from STEAM, and tell the younger kids at my school to stay away from STEAM.", u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-07-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198050995247', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 32, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'The Saint of Killers', u'text': u"Got it with a bundle so decided to see if it's THAT bad.\nBut boy i was wrong.\nIt's not THAT bad. It's even worse than THAT bad.\nI feel robbed even though i got it for free", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-07-28', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 6, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 292, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'ZedVI', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 62, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'text': u"It't pretty nice game,\nI like the main goal in the game\nI like the game design\nIt's worth to spend time on it :)\nI hope to see more games like that and longer then this.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Laelwilleatyou', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 5, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'text': u"This game made me much angrier than I would've hoped for being so cute. Also the elder is Fab.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'otsmith10', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 4, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'text': u'very bad game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'bESTfak', u'text': u'Did not like that game. Maybe the story is not compelling enough or the system is poorly made...', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198342874920', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 23, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Minert', u'text': u"I played this game nearly a decade ago and it's the same garbage Pay-To-Win game. If you really want to play this game, play Lost Saga. It's originally made by the same people, it's made to be the same game but better, and it's techically better.", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198042999537', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 331, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Sarie', u'hours': 11.6, u'products': 70, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2014-06-29', u'text': u"In its current state, I've had no problems running this game on my iMac running Windows 8.1 via Bootcamp. I usually do not purchase Early Access games, but I'm a total nerd for Asimov's Robot books and this game's notion of robots seems pretty reflective of Asimov's characterization of robots and their interaction with humans. I'm also a computational linguist, so the inclusion of NLU (Natural Language Understanding) had me very curious as well. NLU is complicated to achieve since meaning needs to be derived from an utterance, which sometimes means inferences must be made, but I think it works pretty well in this game, especially for the game being Early Access. I'd love to see the NLU improved and extended to other genres of games. But I think the first implementation--dealing with robots that don't always understand pragmatics--is a perfect first implementation.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Superduperlative', u'text': u'An excellent game. Atmospheric, historical and mysterious.\nVery rewarding to play.', u'hours': 24.5, u'date': u'2017-06-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198041649599', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 229, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'DrGilion', u'hours': 12.3, u'products': 250, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'text': u"I tried many stealth games and i hated everyone of them. But this game does stealth right and it's great.\nIf you think you don't like stealth games ( or haven't played a proper one yet), try this one.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'LeFlou', u'text': u'Klei Interactive is simply the best independant studio. Period.', u'hours': 12.8, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 187, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'INKY /\u1420_ \ua788 _\u141f\\', u'hours': 4.5, u'products': 64, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'text': u'Klei games = High quality gameplay and stunning visuals. This one is no diffferent', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'MentalDraco', u'text': u"Very nice looking game. Interesting stuff, quests. Still a few rough edges but I had only 1 or 2 hiccups and nothing that was stopped me or could not be fixed with a save and a load.\nThe only thing I would say is that it is a bit short, it's not bad but it needs more places and quests, but updates seem to roll out all the time adding new stuff so I will be revisiting this game in the near future and play it from the top again. :D\nI would definitely recommend it.", u'hours': 5.5, u'date': u'2017-08-19', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198044858839', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 8, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Jack \u2764 \u30b5\u30f3\u30c9\u30e9', u'hours': 4.2, u'products': 149, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-08-13', u'text': u'Honestly one of the most beautful adorable games ive ever played could do with some more content but its an eye opener to another world below ours.\nmuch love to the guy behind this and game.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'gabrielns22', u'text': u"Excelent adventures game, can't wait for it's release!!!", u'hours': 13.7, u'date': u'2017-08-08', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197987866701', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 17, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'flaMMex9808', u'text': u'One of the best game.', u'hours': 29.2, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198271776053', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 7, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'4k 60fps', u'hours': 432.1, u'products': 5, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'dank and makes me smoke a lot because of loading and hax but very fun when not getting scammed', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'johanzen', u'text': u'Modding and cheating is out of control 0/10', u'hours': 297.2, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198008622145', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 130, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'GunaR', u'hours': 47.6, u'products': 33, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'Very Good', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Captain Alex', u'hours': 2.5, u'products': 297, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u'I should find a place that serves tea soon.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Rectus', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 440, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u'Excellent character selection with the addition of both the strongest\nfastest 2hus.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Tome Crits from Lute', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 21, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u"It's Touhou Project. If you don't expect quality, well, you'll be taken away by the music quality, backgrounds and danmaku patterns. (PS: Nitori is best 2hu)", u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Salty_Noc', u'text': u'hail lord ZUN..', u'hours': 13.6, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198078120218', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 13, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Ben', u'text': u'24-hour peak: 39', u'hours': 2.3, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 216, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'ThePer', u'text': u'its a fun game but wait till its f2p', u'hours': 9.1, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198304662714', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 14, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'BIP', u'text': u'afafgaf', u'hours': 8.9, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198146115779', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 22, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Erithionis', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 190, u'product_id': u'342920', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-05-01', u'text': u'Goats, and screaming, and friends, and what is my life what has lead me to this situation.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'ensorcell', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 571, u'product_id': u'342920', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-02-25', u'text': u"A great party game that's easy to pick up and start right away\nThe controls are very simple, so the learning curve is pretty easy in the beginning. However, it can get very technical with the timings if you play long enough, so it's not just a one-time game. It's very fast paced, and can get a bit hectic at times, but after a few games it should be easy to get the hang of where to watch.\nThe art is very cartoony, and I think it looks great with the rest of the game. The maps are a bit less cartoony, but still fit the theme very well, and look great. There's a selection of about 8 or 9 maps, provding many unlockables and difficult achievements to work towards\nBeing a party game, it's best to play this with friends, otherwise you'll be playing against bots which definitely gets boring. There are single-player challenges, though best played with two players.\nOverall, it's a great game if you're going to play with friends. Alone, however, you may want to watch some gameplay and see if it's what you want to be doing for an hour", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'OverwatchBanned', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 250, u'product_id': u'342920', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-01-04', u'text': u'Recommended game for all ages . Would be really great if I came in a pack of 4 due to the local co op . I also love the concept of having unlockable characters .\nWays that can improve this game :\n-Setting to change keys .\n-Support 4 player with 1 keyboard by adding more keys such as WASD .\n-Pack of 4 for co op .\n-Mouse support so I can go through the menu without pressing too much .', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'tzp2', u'text': u"TL;DR: Great game held back a bit by technical difficulties. Still HIGHLY recommended though for fans of co-op.\nPros: Well excecuted co-op mechanics and split screen, interesting story (though voice acting is amateur), fun to play in local co-op\nCons: Split screen is frustrating in boss battles limiting your view of the boss, poor optimization (had to edit resolution way down to get it to run well), online co-op does not work well\nTristoy is an interesting experiment, co-op side scrolling adventure games have either never been done before or are very rare. Clearly a lot of thought went into how to use two adventurers in interesting ways. No spoilers but every area has a new way for the two players to interact with the world. It helps that the story is interesting and the fact that each player selects from a seperate dialogue tree really keeps things lively.\nWhat holds back Tristoy most though is it's functionality. Throughout the game there were mulitiple glitches, poor optimization for my resolution, and several times where my controller was either responsive during cut scenes (killing me) or didn't work resulting in my death. This was frustrating but did not detract from my overall enjoyment of the game. At times the accidental deaths even made myself and my buddy laugh out loud.\nGoing forward I hope that the developers spend some time squashing bugs and optimizing their game. If they can smooth out some of the rougher edges I can call the game a true classic original. If you're into co-op games and have someone to play locally with I can't recommend Tristoy highly enough. You won't be disappionted by the total game but will be annoyed with some bugs.", u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2015-06-14', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197969616321', u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 249, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'bard', u'hours': 3.2, u'products': 358, u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2015-05-18', u'text': u"Fantastic artwork, great story, wonderful use of interactive dialogue elements. The crippling factor is the iffy platforming detection and buggy gameplay. Still, it's definitely worth experiencing.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Sanic', u'text': u'After killing spider Jesus he decides that we do not need to proceed with the game, as instead we should gaze upon his might for the rest of eternity.\nGreat game, great story. I rate it 10/10', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2015-05-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 307, u'page': 4}
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{u'username': u'Shamansky', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 138, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-09-11', u'text': u'This is one of most memorable games I have played in early 90-ties. Played it through plenty of times with my cousin. I have purchased this Anniversary Edition out of nostalgia to play through again. However I must warn you this port is unstable and on my laptop I was unable to complete it due to screen bug and crash to desktop half way through. I still recommend it though to new generation of players as long it works well on your setup!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'\u0281\u025ada\u0273\u03ba\u028b\u026d\u262e\u028b\u0161', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 383, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-09-11', u'text': u'I loved this when it came out on SNES. This remake is even better!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'FYOU', u'text': u'Too few players', u'hours': 65.6, u'date': u'2017-10-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198023907869', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 7, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'\u7169\u60a9\u83e9\u63d0', u'text': u'The server is just....Good game through\nMore server plz', u'hours': 50.3, u'date': u'2017-10-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198103095061', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 40, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'zylvanbane', u'hours': 2.0, u'products': 81, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-10-26', u'text': u"This game is confusing at first. Even when you figure it out, it's pretty hard. Then again, a game where you are trying to screw everyone over should be. Lot of good stuff here. The art and pace is solid. It's a good board game, even if it is a little brutal.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Belgarion of Riva', u'hours': 9.2, u'products': 403, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-10-31', u'text': u"After completing Costume Quest 1 earlier this year, I was looking forward to playing 2 and grabbed it in the Halloween sale. If you want to know about that one, I suggest you go read my review on it as a lot is similar.\nJust like the first game, this is a wonderfully quirky game with so many jokes that I was frequently laughing out loud. In particular, the Candy Corn costume always made me giggle, despite reading the joke 50+ times. There was less meta-humour in this one than the first, but it was never boring.\nThe combat is very similar to the first, but improved overall. There is now only a single form of attack (compared to various QTE-styles in the first game), but they've added additional mechanics like countering that add another dimension to combat. They also added 'actor types' which are a basic form of strengths and weaknesses split between 3 classes; it sounds odd, but it's easy to understand and it adds a tactical edge.\nLike with CQ1, however, I did tend to stick to the first costume you get and swap out the third as I went (the second was always Candy Corn for the achievement), but as the visuals are interesting and the cutscene moves are now skippable, that isn't too big an issue.\nOne issue I should mention is this game was very easy. I only failed perhaps two fights (and one was because of a glitch), but I did do some grinding in places for XP and candy (in-game currency). The boss fights were very straight forward and fit SO MUCH better into the flow of the game compared to the almost puzzle-like ones in CQ1.\nThe story is clever and moves on from the first with just enough nods and references to 1 to induce nostalgia. They would, however, go over the heads of anyone who hasn't played 1, so definitely play that before this. It is a sequel in every sense.\nThis was a fantastic game that kept all the good feelings I had for 1 and added to them, creating its own individual experience that fits beautifully into the Costume Quest universe.\nWell worth your time, money and laughter.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Racamo', u'text': u'Must have for Halloween.\nAnd every other day of the year.', u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2015-10-31', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561198086333390', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 1457, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Can You Feel It Now Mr Krabs', u'text': u"Ok First Of This Is A Great Game!\nPeople Whine Because They Don't Know How To Play The Game.\nSo I'll Teach You.\nDont Go In Anywhere That's Is Not Green As You Robot Dosen't Have Resistance To It That Is Why Yo Take Damage When You Move.\nThe Shop Prices Are Cheap Kill About 10-15 Robots And You Can Buy Something I Recommend Ammo But Always Have Atleast 10 Coins As You Need To Repair Which Replenishes Your Ammo Armour And Health.\nPlay On Respawn Mode Easier.\nChests Are Great For Money They Give 100-150 Coins Which Is Enough Money For 2 Items.\nSome Chests Have Keys In Them Which Is Used To Defeat Bosses.\nIn The Sand Place There Are Camoflaged Enemy Becareful.\nGet Shields To Go In Places That Are Not Green Like Snow.\nSome Chests Are Traped Becarful If It Seems To Easy To Get One Trapped Chest Is The One In The Sand Place.", u'hours': 5.0, u'date': u'2017-10-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198223589440', u'product_id': u'660340', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 7, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'adon', u'text': u"It's the Dark Souls of top-down amnesiatic robot shooters. It is challenging and ruthless in the way video games used to be. Very hard at first, but once you get used to the types of enemies and where to look out for them you start to figure out good ways to fight them. Then the more you kill, the more upgrades you can buy and really feel like your little robot is getting a lot stronger.\nThen the boss fights will put you to the test all over again. Save often and enjoy the challenge!", u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-10-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198031655300', u'product_id': u'660340', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 45, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'kidkinney', u'text': u"For starters this game is really hard. As for the other complaints that I've seen, 1 you lose health in sand so dont go there without the proper upgrades 2 the upgrades are not that expensive its at least 5 kills for half of the inventory 3 half the bad reviews are from people who dont understand how to play the game itself. If they say its bad its because the game itself isnt really all that well put together its simple and rough around the edges but its not terrible it can be enjoyable to play if you like challanges and feel like spending a few hours redoing what youve lost\nSnow and Water also damage you'", u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-10-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198151556712', u'product_id': u'660340', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 27, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'StowOwnsYou', u'hours': 8.1, u'products': 443, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-12-22', u'text': u'The boss fights will take a couple of tries, but this is still the best thing that has happened to M&M or HOMM in the last 10 years.  Great puzzle design that will wrack your brain for a few of them.  Good flavor and throwbacks sprinkled throughout for series fans.\nJust like the core games, I still hate fighting Haven troops in this.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'bdM', u'hours': 29.0, u'products': 286, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-12-21', u'text': u'Very fun puzzle game with a twist.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'DonkeyMalenic', u'text': u'beautiful game!', u'hours': 22.8, u'date': u'2016-12-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198064981481', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 24, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Geek2theRight', u'hours': 2.0, u'products': 583, u'product_id': u'422650', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u"It's with a heavy heart that I cannot ultimately recommend this game. It's got a good concept backed by good music and pretty decent artwork, and the basics of the action combat are kind of neat, too. But only the basics.\nThings go a bit south when you have to switch spells, which with these keyboard/mouse controls are done with the same hand as your movement. I can't tell you how many times I accidentally selected the wrong spell because I couldn't stop moving(or enemies would swarm me) while I did it. And that's before adding summons to the mix, which require you to control even more things at once. I only have two hands, and controlling my pets while casting the right spells, all while moving - because you really can't afford to stop moving in combat - is just not happening. At least, not happening very well.\nOn top of that, regular spells are weak. The game is set up so that you really have to rely on your summoned creatures - which, again, are hard to control - if only to keep enemies from swarming you as you wait for your mana to recharge. You have an attack that'll recharge some mana for you, but it requires you to get dangerously close to the enemies you should be avoiding at all costs. This makes combat drag on a bit since enemies won't go down fast.\nThen there's the weird spawning system. The points are pretty close together, and the same group can and will spawn multiple times without you even having to leave the area. This makes thorough exploration of any area more of a chore than it should be. I got to a point where my spells were weak, enemies were strong, and my summons were taking a huge beating from a single group. Accidentally triggering an additional group while running was a death sentence. Not fun.\nI want to like it. I really do. But the controls are too awkward, with too much to keep up with in the midst of an active battle situation when you only have two hands. And the encounter balance is very much not in your favor. It honestly just ended up being an exercise in frustration.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'fishnpeas', u'text': u'Why Lord Why??\nThey create a perfect looking game, put all the right elements in there and then absolutely flub it with the worst controls in the history of gaming. how the hell does a game like this not have decent controller support? (Its one of those lazy use the right stick to move the mouse setups) But with no ability to adjust the sensitivity whats the point?\nAvoid unless they fix this.', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-08-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197967643114', u'product_id': u'422650', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 503, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'EddyB223', u'text': u'So far I must say I like this game a fair bit! It was one of those games I saw the adverts as a kid and really wanted but never got... I got this game for 3 pounds when looking at steam keys however the 17.99 pound asking price on steam its self is pretty shameful! If you like cheesy voice acting, classic platforming and some fairly basic combat then I recommend looking for a better price and having a go!', u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2015-09-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198087952982', u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 352, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'melonbeton', u'hours': 2.9, u'products': 2073, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2015-09-19', u'text': u'Riding sequence can be annoying.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'[UK]Archtects', u'hours': 28.3, u'products': 24, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2015-09-13', u'text': u'Cringy Voice Acting. Is all i can think of thats bad about this game. its a fluid well thought out platforming rpg adventure. with a ending thats rather satisfying, the combat system is fluid and works well, the boss fights are really quite good. The sound track is great. The comic book style cutscences are great, really nice touch. The game is one that does faf, You dont have enemys waiting for you to attack that guy. "Oh your killing him ill wait". NOPE! they will pile on you and on nightmare its excelent fun! A solid well rounded platforming action adventure rpg. If you plaied this as a kid like i did then its well worth revisting :).\nAnd im sorry but if you cant run this game properly theres something wrong with your computer ... or your running a single core laptop.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'CircumSamurai', u'text': u'A very nice port for a very nice game from ages ago! A good amount of effort was put into this port, wich is more than a lot of more modern day console game ports can say. All controller prompts have been replaced with the corresponding mouse and keyboard buttons, and it is great to finally be able to play this again.', u'hours': 8.9, u'date': u'2015-08-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 758, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u"'\u221e iWorthless", u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 267, u'product_id': u'223280', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-04-02', u'text': u"I'm sorry, but as much as I wanted to like this game, I simply can't. Now, if you like fast paced, reaction time based, movement clicker games, fine, then this is probably fantastic at that.\nBut the game is marketed as a puzzle game, and I went in expecting it to be just that, a puzzle game. Instead, I'm stuck trying to do impossibly fast reaction clicks, just to barely have a chance to pass, let alone ace a level.\nFor people who like that kind of thing, great, but it's not what it was advertised as, and I find myself frustrated that there are excessively fast timers on very very early levels.\n2/5. Because it was cute, and I REALLY liked the cardboard box levels, before they turned it into a completely different game by the second set of levels.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Sylvain St-Amand', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 49, u'product_id': u'223280', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-02-14', u'text': u"Ajouter l'option sauvegarde sur le cloud.\nUn tr\xe8s beau jeu.\nJe vous le recommande. :-)", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'shekerev', u'hours': 9.3, u'products': 516, u'product_id': u'223280', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-12-27', u'text': u'Excellent game and worthy purchase', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Pan Dimensional Being', u'hours': 11.2, u'products': 4898, u'product_id': u'223280', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-03-19', u'text': u"I really love this game and I rarely leave a negative review, but I'm just frustrated.\nI don't mind buying it to play on my laptop. I only paid $2, but no updates, no achievements, literally no effort put into doing anything other than a bare bones port is just pathetic. If ever they come back to this and put some effort or new levels in, I'll change my review.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Willstm1', u'text': u"I have a problem, it just won't do anything, i changed computer the day after i got it and now it wont work ???", u'hours': 4.0, u'date': u'2017-06-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 6, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'PTeroguin Jr', u'text': u"the game is great so far only complaint is some bad rng can really screw you over but thats what makes the game fun it doesn't hold your hand at all", u'hours': 20.8, u'date': u'2017-11-21', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198147915590', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 379, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Nick99', u'text': u'Good game (:', u'hours': 71.2, u'date': u'2017-11-21', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198006264937', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 174, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Fakeman Pretendname', u'text': u'I thought I\'d take a risk on this. There\'s currently a bug where there\'s no tooltips on Linux - but I watched a few "Let\'s Play" videos and thought I\'d be able to manage without for the time being. I have to say I was rewarded with a really deep and fun game.\nThough it\'s in early access, this is a surprisingly complete, functional and playable game already.\nI\'ve had no crashes so far (~17hrs play), and other than a couple of bugs in the early scripted storylines (which I think are being worked on) it\'s been a solid experience. There was a bit of learning curve at first - some of the UI needs a bit of work (especially without tooltips!) but once I watched/read a bit to clarify a few things, I had a great time with it.\nThere\'s something of the old Sid Meier\'s Pirates about it - missions, trade, reputation with different factions etc - though there\'s a whole extra level of personal reputations and depth to the crew, who can each be upgraded, customised and outfitted.\nAdditionally, it looks like they\'ve been working hard at fixing and improving everything, and the game designers appear to have good form in long-lasting support and development - so I\'m really looking forward to see what this is like a few months down the line.\n[edit] Just to add, after having a small bug in my game, I posted a bug report - then got a message back 5 minutes later from the devs saying it had been fixed, and offering to repair my save file if I wanted. That\'s some seriously impressive service. I think that helps to indicate how friendly and committed these guys are, and how much they care about the game they\'re working on.', u'hours': 28.3, u'date': u'2017-11-21', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198165628962', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 157, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Blondie', u'hours': 10.5, u'products': 52, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'This game is a lot of fun, I really enjoy the puzzles. The characters are all very interesting and I love the art! I would recommend this to a friend if puzzles are right up their alley, most definitely.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Faxin', u'hours': 17.5, u'products': 196, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'Been wanting this game since Muyskerm played the demo last December and having finally been able to play it. it has excedded all my expectations i had for this game.\n+Stunning Visuals\n+Fluid Gameplay (both combat and cooking aspects)\n+Voice Acting on Point\n+Campaign at a nice length (took me 12 hrs and im currently doing it on hard mode)\n- Keyboard controls a bit strange at first but i was able to get used over the duration of the game\n- only 2 characters to play as (so far)\n9.5/10 Highly Recommend\nwith the addition of more characters (even if just to the daily cook off) i would give it a 10/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Hyperialist', u'hours': 1.9, u'products': 215, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'The match-3 puzzling so far has been really simple for being a few hours in but I enjoy playing so far.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'BreakingRed23', u'text': u"Only thing that I liked about this game was that it shows you when you've hit the highest graphic option. Other then that DO NOT buy this game", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-07-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198406464376', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 130, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'llyboshi', u'hours': 7.7, u'products': 107, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-07-28', u'text': u'I got it from bundle\nI know this game is rubbish\nAnd I tried to play it\nAaaaand surprised me that exceeding my expectation of \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 game\nGGWP\nUninstalled', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'TheCourier', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 215, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-07-28', u'text': u'I wish I could review this game properly but sadly there are no other players for me to play the game...', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Pewget', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 26, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'text': u'Bilmiyorum, anlatabilecek bir oyujn de\u011fil 3 farkl\u0131 modda, ve her farkl\u0131 modun i\xe7inde 3 farkl\u0131 se\xe7enek var. Buda oyunun 9 farkl\u0131 sonlu de\u011fi\u015fik bir r\xfcya sim\xfclasy\xf6n\xfc gibi bir\u015fey ortaya \xe7\u0131k\u0131yor. Ama g\xfczel hayat\u0131\u0131z\u0131n 10 saatinizi harcayabilirsiniz. Ben 26 dk civar\u0131 oynad\u0131m ama oynayaca\u011f\u0131m. Umar\u0131m oyunu indirip oynars\u0131n\u0131z. Ve bence b\xfcy\xfck ihtimalle seveceksiniz.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Butter Knife', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 78, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'text': u'My depression became more depressive, child story is exactly like mine, overall its a great game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Khaaytil da meow', u'hours': 1.7, u'products': 149, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'text': u"You can't escape from death...", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Rezorathor', u'text': u'Garbage platforming controls. Why even have them in there with long loading screens for resets?', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198067420779', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 414, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Oz', u'text': u'Lit', u'hours': 28.0, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198154563070', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 172, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Brento', u'hours': 24.0, u'products': 408, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'text': u'Real stealth! Played until 100% completion. Worth every minute.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Dogebutt', u'hours': 26.4, u'products': 13, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'text': u"Great game! Although the controls are quite weird and need a moment of messing with to get right; it's a\ngame for a gamer who likes stealth-based games. It's art, scenery, animations and ambient sounds make this a really\ngame for people who admire small details. I really\npurchasing\nsince it's gameplay is absolutely\n. Personally, I'd rate this game\n, it's just the controls that are really\nand quite\nto master, this makes it quite\nto play. Although, everything else, scenery, artwork, sounds, gameplay, mechanics, etc, is\n. It's the little things in this game that makes it so much more\nto play.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Melo', u'hours': 5.8, u'products': 80, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-07-30', u'text': u"Cutest game I've ever played. Very fun little stealth game. Worth every cent :)", u'early_access': True, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Mr. Recon', u'text': u"This is my first review so bear with me.\nGhost of a Tale is about a small mouse who was wrongfully imprisoned by a king and was seperated from his wife in the process.  The goal is to help the poor guy escape and determine the whereabouts of his wife.  A very simple story that, quite frankly, I'm okay with.  However, the lore behind this game is far from simple yet the game easily feeds it to you in bite sized chunks that are easy and enjoyable to digest.  The graphics are amazing, far beyond anything that I thought I'd ever see from a team consisting of only five people (one of which worked on 90% of the game by himself).  Gameplay wise this game is amazing and very easy to pick up.  Performance wise it handles like a dream even on my budget desktop.  Honestly the only bad thing I can say about this game are the very few bugs I've come across in my play time and even then the developers are definitely ironing those out at a reasonable pace.  Of course, the game is far from finished given that it is still in early access, but I will say wholeheartedly that I do not regret one bit the $20 I paid for the game as my time with it, however small that might be at the time of this review, was not wasted.  I can't recommend this game enough and I hope to see this game finished in the future.\nI give this game a 9/10 even while it's unfinished.", u'hours': 16.2, u'date': u'2017-07-20', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198255141453', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 65, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Mighty Rat', u'text': u"Amazing and heartily created game! This game is using simple mechanics combined with a wonderful fantasy world you'll feel in love with!", u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2017-07-16', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198045636893', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 17, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Japtor', u'hours': 15.8, u'products': 4, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'Very good game I like it!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Nordicalz', u'hours': 140.7, u'products': 62, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u"A game that's always fun to play.\nIt's fun with or without friends, though I prefer to play with friends.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'[S.g]Kaito', u'text': u'terrile', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198410082096', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 6, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'E.J.Spawn', u'hours': 21.6, u'products': 202, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2012-10-19', u'text': u'Jogo antigo, mas muito bom. Sempre quis ele e nunca tinha achado para vender.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Brotha Lynch Dong', u'products': 195, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2012-09-16', u'text': u'this game is \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665in gay', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'fitzy', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 415, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2012-08-30', u'text': u'i didnt enjoy this game. sorrysorrysorrysorry', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Whitey Mc. Square-Jaw', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 15, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-05-26', u'text': u'Very Relaxing.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Deviant30', u'text': u'boring....', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-05-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 260, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'SpaceDogDax', u'text': u'Among Ripples is pretty much a "Create your own eco-system" game on a smaller scale. Think of Niche, but not as advanced or customizable. ....Or cool. Or Snazzy. Or- Ya know what? This game isn\'t a slew of things but I\'ll give it props for being relaxing eventhough that relaxing feeling would be cut off buy me flopping around trying to figure out exactly what the hell I was doing and weather or not I was doing it right.  Honestly, half the time I had not the slightest clue if I was hurting or helping my little creatures. Do they need more oxygen in the water? Dunno. Do they need less oxygen in the water? Dunno. Do we need more clams in the pond? Dunno. This game gives you little to no indication of weather the actions you are making are good or bad. And there\'s no in game way to tell anything. No gauge, nothing. It\'s really just a game of "click it and hope and pray it works". Now, you may be saying, "christ almighty, is there anything good about this game?" My response? Otter. literally the only thing I liked about the game besides it nice little tutorial. That being said, I don\'t hate the game. Not by any means. It\'s still a nice way  to waste time with graphics pretty enough to give your inner aesthetic seeking critic an \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665. I\'d still reccomend this baised on graphics alone, but play value...... not so much. If you want your fix for cute widdle otters swimming in a pond then don\'t let me stop ya, get the game and enjoy. But if you\'re just looking for something like niche, i suggest ya move along.', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-05-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198384030678', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 11, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Iyase', u'hours': 14.2, u'products': 72, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u'TH\u30d5\u30a1\u30f3\u306e1\u3064\u3068\u3057\u3066\n\u3053\u306e\u30d0\u30fc\u30b8\u30e7\u30f3\u306f\u304b\u306a\u308a\u3088\u304f\u4f5c\u3089\u308c\u3066\u3044\u3066\u5373\u8208\u3002\u79c1\u306fTH\u306e\u9032\u6b69\u3092\u898b\u3066\u975e\u5e38\u306b\u6e80\u8db3\u3057\u3066\u3044\u308b\u3068zun\u306e\u30b2\u30fc\u30e0\u3078\u306e\u7d99\u7d9a\u7684\u306a\u30b5\u30dd\u30fc\u30c8\n\u79c1\u306f\u672c\u5f53\u306b\u3053\u306e\u30b2\u30fc\u30e0\u304c\u5927\u597d\u304d\u3002\u826f\u3044\u4ed5\u4e8b\u3092\u7dad\u6301zun\uff01(\u0e51\u2022\u0300\u3141\u2022\u0301\u0e05\u2727( \u2022\u0300\u1107\u2022 \u0301)\ufeed\u2727', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Rq2145', u'text': u"Can't 1cc easy mode pls send help..", u'hours': 12.6, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198047493492', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 69, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'houwAAAAAA', u'text': u'Great daze', u'hours': 16.8, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198268595957', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 17, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'rejectgod', u'text': u"Hardcore and Oldschool.\nTurn based RPG, be warned there is NO hand holding! You will die, so save often! The game is infinite and procedurally generated, so you know that each encounter is random (within a set of rules of course). If you want a lovingly hand crafted experience designed to make you feel like a special unique snowflake, look elsewhere!\nThis game is a masterpiece and an homage to RPGs' origins. The best part is it was concieved and created by a fellow gamer and a fan of good games, not a AAA publisher looking to cash in on the indie scene!", u'hours': 11.7, u'date': u'2014-05-15', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198039475726', u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 664, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'gorathff', u'text': u'Its hard to call current game condition beta, its an early alpha at best. So far game dont have much to offer.', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2014-05-14', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198046659821', u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 156, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Sultain', u'text': u'I heard about this game on a forum regarding rogue-like games, it said that this game was infinite so I looked it up and bought it. That was around 2 years ago and I gotta say that this game has made incredible progress in that time. The game is in a finished beta state, fully playable and totally infinitely huge, actually beyond huge, there is no limit. There are unlimited locations to explore, no level cap, I cannot express how much I really enjoy this game. And to think it was thought up and created by one man, with help from a select bunch of testers. The game is amazing and definately worth the money, if in doubt try the demo first. Now this isnt graphically superior, or story rich, but it is definately engaging and will keep one playing a lifetime if they wish. Currently I just bought the Steam version of the game and it displays something like 12 hours played, but that is in 2 days. I have easilly spent 200+ hours since my initial purchace and I am not ever bored, level up, re-gear, go fight more mobs. There is a difficulty scaling and certain dungeons are just more difficult than others, too tough? Go fight a different place. There is no lack of dungeons. My grade for this game is 95% which is very excellent. Try it today!', u'hours': 259.8, u'date': u'2014-05-13', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198014219374', u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 319, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Jaepheth', u'text': u"Great arcade space fighter sim. The real time campaign map kept a sense of urgency and added to the realism. I'd love to see more flight sim games like this.", u'hours': 7.1, u'date': u'2014-09-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197961463403', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 283, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Doctor Malakov', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 482, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2014-09-24', u'text': u'Bad shoot game in space.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Spoon', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 105, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2014-09-17', u'text': u'absolute\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'insidah', u'text': u"Can't play game - it keeps scrolling to the top left", u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2015-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198014567897', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 59, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Bagoom Lenin', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 189, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2015-11-28', u'text': u'Not really worth the money,\nIt just feels unpolished and is begging to use 2D graphics', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Interface35', u'text': u'I played it gets real annoying -20/10', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2015-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197973952720', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 222, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'n\u2211xt \u266b GeNeration', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 31, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-16', u'text': u'do not buy no one plays this stupid game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'jamal9', u'hours': 9.5, u'products': 57, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-16', u'text': u"Devs..... to be real you made 1'546,280 aproximatly soo if you make it F2P and make some cosmetics like loot boxes we won't care just let them stay cosmetics NERVER let them boost in game progress maybe a XP boost at a push then the game will be alot more popular", u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'\u0e47', u'text': u'Well, i played it, but this game should be a free to play game, its honestly not worth spending your mony on this game, for a free to play, this would be fantastic, but for a payed game, it aint that great :/', u'hours': 2.8, u'date': u'2017-12-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198162775133', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 62, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'killenbigbugs72', u'text': u'This game was created to die.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-12-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 6, u'user_id': u'76561198053133750', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 9, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 409, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'LouiKid', u'hours': 3.2, u'products': 66, u'product_id': u'342920', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2015-12-06', u'text': u"This is ONLY for local co-op games. It's recommended to be 4. And its not fun if you are only one person playing this.\nAnd I would not buy it before it's on sale. unless if you get 3 others coming over and you want to have some fun. It's propably very good if that's the case. But otherwise, just wait till the game gets cheaper or when it gets on sale.\nBottom line:\nI recommend it alot, if you are looking for a 4 player game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Anarcie', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 967, u'product_id': u'342920', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2015-11-16', u'text': u'DOES NOT WORK WITH XBOX ONE WIRELESS CONTROLLER. Charecter Moves Left constantly. know issue with Unity games and Wireless Xbox one controllers', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'jakke_makupala', u'text': u'5/5', u'hours': 3.9, u'date': u'2015-11-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197992091513', u'product_id': u'342920', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 282, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Your Mom Was A Lobster', u'text': u'It has goats. And explosions.', u'hours': 6.8, u'date': u'2015-10-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 8, u'product_id': u'342920', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 74, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'moss.ssj4', u'text': u"Game need patching - after killing 2nd boss, can't proceed, Jesus stays there in the air after fireworks go off we're just left stuck in the room. we killed ourselves and tried again same thing happened.", u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2015-05-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561198070992370', u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 202, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Stika', u'text': u'"It\u2019s disheartening to see a title ripe with potential bursting at the seams with flaws, bugs and generally poorly implemented concepts. The game as a whole may fall flat, but I would still love to see a possible sequel with all its issues worked out. The path to innovation often requires experimentation and Tristoy needs to spend a little more time in the lab."\nFull Review:', u'hours': 4.3, u'date': u'2015-04-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 861, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Avdul', u'hours': 2.5, u'products': 568, u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2015-03-31', u'text': u'\u062a\u063a\u0644\u0628 \u0639\u0644\u0649 \u0627\u0644\u0645\u0635\u0627\u0639\u0628 \u0627\u0644\u062a\u064a \u062a\u0648\u0627\u062c\u0647\u0643 \u0628\u0627\u0644\u0627\u0639\u062a\u0645\u0627\u062f \u0639\u0644\u0649 \u063a\u0631\u064a\u0628\u064a\u0646 \u0644\u062f\u064a\u0647\u0645\u0627 \u0627\u0647\u062f\u0627\u0641\u0647\u0645\u0627 \u0627\u0644\u062e\u0627\u0635\u0629 \u064a\u0639\u0645\u0644\u0627 \u0645\u0639 \u0644\u0627\u0643\u062a\u0634\u0627\u0641 \u063a\u0627\u064a\u062a\u0647\u0645 \u0627\u0644\u0645\u062a\u063a\u064a\u0631\u0629 \u0628\u0633\u0628\u0628 \u0627\u0644\u062e\u064a\u0627\u0631\u0627\u062a \u0627\u0644\u062a\u064a \u062a\u0645 \u0627\u062a\u062e\u0627\u0630\u0647\u0627 \u0648 \u064a\u062a\u062d\u0645\u0644 \u0627\u0644\u063a\u0631\u064a\u0628\u0627\u0646 \u062d\u0635\u0627\u062f \u0645\u0627 \u0632\u0631\u0639\u0648 \u0641\u064a \u0627\u0644\u0646\u0647\u0627\u064a\u0629', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Actawesomee', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 464, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-09-04', u'text': u'The little bit of this game I played was really cool - cinematic platformer with an emphasis on cinematic. Despite its age seemed like a cool world. Unfortunately this port seems rubbish on the playtesting side. The game would not work full screen without a cut off image on my first monitor. Refused to go fullscreen and crashed each time I tried to change the resolution. So I had to play it on my second crappier monitor. Second thing is that the game randomly crashed when I was just getting into it, so yeah. Seems cool. Need a virtual OS to play it properly, it seems.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Luisfius', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 1979, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-08-27', u'text': u'Good game, bad port.\nThe  documentary included with it is very interesting, but the dotemu port job is pretty shoddy.\nStill worth playing or watching. You might say that this game is out of this world.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'\u272aJoshie_Boi', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 291, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-08-27', u'text': u'Really superb for a game of its time. Controls are sort of awkward at first but you get used to them later on. Gameplay is good and sound effects/graphics are really sick for such an old game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'lancelot2001ca', u'text': u'This game is somewhat fun but extremely ameritrash. You try to build something, but some random stuff removes it from you. There is also player bashing and lots of randomness, so no control which lessens considerably any strategy in the game. At least you do not roll a die to move you pick among six cards.\nIf you like ameritrash game buy this. If you either like to build something and not being bashed all the time or have control and build up a strategy, do not buy this.\nIt is a very very ameritrash game. Not recommended for anyone else than ameritrash game lovers. It is a very irritating game. You try to do something and randomness takes it away. You have absolutely no control whatsoever. Stay away from this unless you want to throw your computer out the window. Very archaic game design (like 1970s).\nThought this game was going to be nice, but it is instead a frustrating, not fun at all game unless you like bashing others and have your game lead by luck alone. Wish I could refund, really really not worth the amount of money they are asking for this trash. Maybe 5$, no more.', u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2017-10-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198049949381', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 327, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'BOT Elon', u'text': u'-', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-10-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198209589819', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 51, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'OatMeteor', u'hours': 51.0, u'products': 186, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-10-22', u'text': u'Fun and Interactive! just like Hearthstone (if ya knoww what i mean)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Deus Vult | Society.gg', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 53, u'product_id': u'660340', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-10-15', u'text': u'What the \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 is this game...you just die and die...\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 this!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'ReggieRabbit', u'text': u'NO...... you loose health while you shoot.... you loose health when being attacked... you loose health while moving... this game will pi$$  you off... not worth it', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-10-14', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198071760031', u'product_id': u'660340', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 110, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Ollie', u'text': u"Not gonna lie, this game is hard if you rush in guns blazing. Reminds me of Zelda, expect to die a lot until you learn enemy patterns and which enemys to engage to generate money, which parts are traps. Not impossible, just trial and error. I've barely played it, but I know a few things.\n-Avoid water, desert, and snow until you buy the right upgrades, they will slow down and kill you quick\n-Yellow robots are\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 they go through trees and shoot through anything, just zig zag, backtrack, and light em' up\n-Red, Green, and Grey turrets can't move, but if you can shoot them, they can shoot you. Use cover, dart out and spam at them every few seconds until they explode\n-SIlver Spikey robots are fast, lethal, and swarm you quick. Engage one at a time from a distance and spam attacks at them. They die quick if it's 1 on 1. Remember to backtrack with these guys.\n-Shop is your best friend, invest in bullet damage and ammo capacity. Repair to re-fuel all ammo health and armor\n-Expect to die. A lot", u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2017-10-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198105678171', u'product_id': u'660340', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 31, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Pvt. Grichmann', u'hours': 41.9, u'products': 750, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-11-29', u'text': u"This is a good, but oddly overlooked puzzle fighter. Beyond the basic rules of putting three units of the same colour in a line to launch an attack or build defensive walls, there's a decent amount of strategy involved. Each of the 40-odd units in the game has a different attack power, special ability, and takes a different amount of time to prepare their attack - during which your opponent can try to defend or counter it. You can also power up your attacks by setting them to launch on the same turn or stacking one right on top of another. And of course, this wouldn't be a Heroes game if you weren't playing a hero, with their own, potentially game-changing ability.\nThe single-player campaign is quite long, and offers a mild progression and resource management element (as in, you'll have to buy special units if you get them killed in combat) in addition to unique boss encounters. There's also a story, of course, somehow related to Heroes 5, but cartoony so kids might like it, maybe? I don't know, I've lost interest in HoMM around 3, and in cartoons around 12.\nThe multiplayer component works reasonably well, but you'll have to provide your own opponents - bring a friend or two. And the DLC allows you to play not just as one of the heroes from the campaign, but also the bosses, who can function quite differently.\nSo, if you're at all into puzzle fighters, give this one a go. It's good, even if you just play the campaign. Maybe play a round or two against your friends.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Septorok', u'text': u'Might & Magic: Clash of Heroes takes the basic match-3 concept and expands it into a fun and addictive combat system with varied units and abilities, as well as providing several different puzzle types and objectives. On top of that, the presentation is charming and the characters are interesting despite being based on standard fantasy tropes.', u'hours': 23.1, u'date': u'2016-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198025571591', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 548, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Amphira Aluris', u'text': u"I loooove this game. Haven't been playing for very long, but it is quite addictive and engaging. I have enjoyed the story so far (I have gotten to Heresh with Fiona as my character). The animation and details are captivating. Can't wait until the college semester is up so I can play more!", u'hours': 73.7, u'date': u'2016-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198298288279', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 11, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Tyr', u'text': u'Awful controls,, game slowdown happens frequently despite exceeding the recommended specs, fights are not fun when you go out side due to the constant spawning.\nIf combat was turn-based it would actually work well.', u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2017-07-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197995219082', u'product_id': u'422650', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 374, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'djyatta', u'hours': 3.6, u'products': 755, u'product_id': u'422650', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-04-25', u'text': u"Great nostalgic style game, with RPG elements, visually, Megamagic is stunning. The art style matches the \u201980s theme very well. Bright colours that pop out at you. The level design varies nicely; with bright blue cubic levels, to the dusty desert \u2013 there are plenty of beautiful and varying levels to gawk at.\nAs well as the great visual style Megamagic has, you are treated to some great tunes to join you on your adventure. From Hotline Miami 2 and Kung Fury soundtrack composer, Mitch Murder, the soundtrack only magnifies the whole \u201880s experience.\nThe mechanics for spells, spawning monsters, and other things, is simple, but, at the same time, needs fast thinking for your actions.\nVery good, but, for those who didn't lived the 80's, the game will only be Visual and Music.\nFull recommended!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'anemochore', u'hours': 3.6, u'products': 940, u'product_id': u'422650', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-04-02', u'text': u"pros\n- nostalgic\n- smooth gameply (no need to press E to interact or open silly doors. Just move)\n- rather interesting story. Rather.\ncons\n- no remap support (I can't find it)\n- no window mode support (I can't find it)\n- dialogue window at the bottom of the screen is too wide, so it's hard to read. Devs, plz reduce its width for readability.\n- no facial expressions during dialogue scenes... but hey, it's an ARPG.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Atlas', u'hours': 11.7, u'products': 220, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2015-08-22', u'text': u"Legend of Kay is an action adventure game in which you take control of a cat named Kay along a quest to save his island homeland and people (also cats) from the influence evil of the tyrranyof the King of Gorrilas and King of Rats in their partnership to take over the island. The game progresses linearly in levels of zones, and has many puzzles, most of which are optional.\nThe game was originally relased for the Playstation 2 in 2005 and is based on the artstyle of 3D JRPGs at the time, (but its not really that weeby).\n+ Superbly optimised\n+ Updated graphics\n+ Audio touchups (Removal of compression static, but not an overhaul)\n+ Very good PC controls\n+ At least 8 hours of well structured, rewarding gameplay\n+ If you've seen a cutscene before, you can skip it\n+ Steam Achievements\n+ Newly added difficulty levels\n+ Taught 8 year old me 12+ games could have strong swear words\n+ No frame rate Cap\n- It's been highly touched up, but this is exactly wat it says it is, an Anniversary Edition, not a complete remaster.\n- The voice acting is the same, it was quite low budget, but its ok\n- Unskipable Self dialogue eg. THIS DOORS LOCKED, I NEED A KEY TO OPEN THIS DOOR\n- No lip syncing, just mouth animations\n- Gorillas\n- AI is a little exploitable, but its good it you dont try to\n- Furrys\nOverall, I'd give the game 8/10, it's not a complete from-the-ground-up overhaul, it's an Anniversary Touch-Up with higher mesh & texture quality, lighting quality is improved, but not to everbody's likings. Nothing has changed since the original release, the map layouts and levels are exactly the same.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'RobDangerous', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 1901, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-08-15', u'text': u"Was one of my favorites on PS2 and it's still great today. Very fun and fast fighting system.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'RedRavenMatt', u'text': u"I played this when I was younger on PS2, and it hasn't lost it's charm, it's kept me hooked. With a major graphical overhaul, there are few problems with the game that linger. The second Boarax fight scene is made more diffucult due to the camera angle constraints, when using a gamapad atleast. You can leave alot behind if you are not well versed in the game, for example, I haven't played it in a long time and I managed to skip over most Demon portals, finding the Crocodile Tear (Got in through second entrance under the crocodile head, left side.), and the entire fight scene at Frog City, which bummed me the most. The combat held up very well, but is not as difficult as I remembered... All in all, I'd still give it a go today, even if I hadn't played it before-hand.\nPS. If you run Kay around in circles long enough, he does the dizzy animation.", u'hours': 13.5, u'date': u'2015-08-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198090881988', u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 256, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'AaToSMeD', u'text': u"An excellent puzzle game that isn't one to miss on the PC or its original Android counterpart! Cut the Rope is brought into your PC so that you can engage in the delights of the rope-cutting puzzles! Satisfy yourself with a classic game that will be and should be played for all of time.", u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2016-03-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198007817556', u'product_id': u'223280', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 1326, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Myffanwy', u'text': u"A few years ago I worked at Burger King and they got toys of the green dinosaur guy. I stole a whole box from storage and it's still sitting in my closet. They never found out.\n10/10", u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2015-06-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198072579735', u'product_id': u'223280', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 255, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'THE HARDEST OF TRY | trade.tf', u'hours': 6.1, u'products': 97, u'product_id': u'223280', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-03-13', u'text': u"Don't be fooled by Om Nom's cuteness; there're some clever physics puzzles and timing-based challenges with these boxes.  I almost had to ask for help a few times.\nI really wish they'd sync their ports, though.  The number of levels included in the Steam, iPad and Chrome ports are all over the place.  And this game is just\nfor a level editor + Steam Workshop.\nStill, a fantastic game, especially for $5.  9/10", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'shintsu', u'hours': 19.6, u'products': 2100, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-21', u'text': u'I had lots of fun so far, and expect more fun to have in this game :)\nRogue lite meets turn based space battles meets trading, missions, poletics in space.\nThe developers are really active at the moment getting the game updated and improved.\nwhile still in early access the game content, story line and game play is already in good shape to actually play and endjoy the game.\nPlayer feedback is appricated by the developers and used to improve opon next updates.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Selden', u'text': u"It's a good game already, and I'm sure development will continue to make it better and give it more content.  It's not often you see something that really breaks genres, and I have high hopes that this will prove to be a very successful experiment.", u'hours': 7.0, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197988353678', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 885, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'koury.bella', u'text': u'This was an awesome game to play. Level of difficulty, challenge rooms, sneaking pass guards, silent kill.... awesome. I never managed to NOT kill someone though :), but I will try again with the New Game Plus option.', u'hours': 372.8, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198416866264', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 4, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'mikjoa', u'hours': 26.1, u'products': 66, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-07-13', u'text': u"Oh my... This game is a true piece of art ! It's a little gem ! and it deserves more fame !!!!\nI am going to buy a second copy for my girlfriend !\nI didn't play it much yet but I do enjoy it a LOT !\nIt super cute, it's funny, its lore is great, it's immersive and it's graphics are nothing short of AMAZING ! This game is absolutely gorgeous ! and yet it is super smooth ! framerate is great so is frametime ! great optimizations !\nAnd animations looks AWESOME !\nThe game is already so polished, even the tiniest details have been so carefully thoughts...\nAnd the gameplay I didn't see it much but it does look promising !!\n- I may update it later but what I have seen is enough for me to say :\nREALLY REALLY RECOMMENDED !", u'early_access': True, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Tokolosh', u'text': u"Freedom Force gets it ALL right.\nThis is one of those overlooked gems in the history of gaming - the gameplay isn't anything to really write home about, but the execution was SO stylish, and you could tell that everyone involved in making it was having an out-and-out BLAST.  Besides, superhero games have had a bit of a rough history - at least until Arhkham Asylum came along, so when FF came along, it should have been a much bigger deal.\nThis is a realtime tactical RPG with some likeable characters, decent customizability, and a STUPIDLY fun story.  FOR FREEDOM!", u'hours': 23.1, u'date': u'2012-08-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197996903623', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 234, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Eddie Rapecase', u'hours': 19.8, u'products': 252, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2012-07-12', u'text': u"Super fun, old school, retro style, isometric tactical game. And there's super heroes!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'[LUE] SwiftCrack', u'hours': 3.1, u'products': 1428, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2012-07-12', u'text': u"This game is like an easy version of Baldur's Gate with (customizable) superheroes. It's pretty great albeit cheesy as hell.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'\u1d42\u1d2c\u1d38\u1d38\u1d31\u1d3f \u2764', u'hours': 1.6, u'products': 179, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-05-14', u'text': u'8/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Jminer', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 13, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-05-13', u'text': u"I give it 5.8/10.  It's a nice ecosystem simulation, screensaver, and virtual fishbowl!  The graphics are charming.  The music is pleasant and relaxing.  It gets boring after a few minutes, though as I said, it more of a screensaver/virtual fishbowl than a game.  So yea... pretty good.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Squid King', u'text': u"boring, don't even bother", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-04-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198075132404', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 28, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Windybeard', u'text': u'This game is incredible plain and simple. Read forth and i shall explain in bullet point form....\n* If you like huge worlds to explore then how does INFINITE sound?\n* Tons of loot to collect!\n* Incredibly tense dungeon raiding\n* Great music\n* Difficult as hell!\n* Amazingly rewarding\n* All consuming, This game will consume as many hours as you can throw at it!\n* Amazing "Old School" rpg style and graphics!\nCouple this with the very promising looking/sounding updates heading our way and this really is a gem of a game, I can see this game easily becoming a classic! it really is that good.\nI recomend that anyone who likes RPG\'s or consideres themselves good at Dungeon Crawlers buy this game and see if you have minerals!\nAwesome, amazing and ultimatly a pleasure to play. BUY IT NOW!', u'hours': 6.6, u'date': u'2014-05-13', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198035809038', u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 179, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Asses of Fire', u'text': u"Wow! Just wow. What an amazing turn based first person rpg.  I havent played them in a long time. What got me wanting to play this was the procedural generation.  A differant game every time just teases the nerd in me.  I've only played a few hours at the time of this review but do  yourself a favor and pick this up.\nWarning though....the graphics are terrible. Do NOT buy this if you think graphics make a game because the textures look like a PC game from early 2000's.  Other than that, its standard RPG fare.  Grind off mobs in the dungeon and do yourself another favor and put it on permadeath because there's no point in knowing you'll eventually win...you want that fear of dying. And you will die ALOT.", u'hours': 11.5, u'date': u'2014-05-13', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197971877162', u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 223, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Onionike', u'hours': 16.0, u'products': 226, u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2014-05-12', u'text': u"At first I didn't like this game. That was until I found out I was playing it all wrong! It is not a dungeon crawler but instead it is a game where you really have to pick your battles (wisely at that). I suggest this game to anyone who has the patience to think about their actions ahead of time. As a side note keep an eye on the jewels on the bottom they are very important which I had not know until I watched a video for beginners. Very fun game!", u'early_access': True, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'GamePlayShare', u'text': u"The game is not bad. It have good cinematics and good visuals.\nBut it seems like unfinished game. Its very short, very easy, very repetitive and have bug that makes some archivenns undetected. All you do is killing, killing and killing. After few hours it becomes boring.\nWhy not making some different type of misons like stealth, disguise, escort, more side missions, etc.\nWhy not make the game  have two endings? The player should chose if he want to continue fighing nazi or he will join them to stay with Renate. So half of the game could be totaly different. The game could have big potential but developers failed.\nTwo DLCs add some things that original game missing like ability to give orders to earth fleet or to fly nazi craft, but it can't save it.\nI would not recomend this game unless it sold with discount (like when i bought it).\n5/10", u'hours': 15.9, u'date': u'2014-09-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 8, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 367, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'/MB\\', u'text': u'This game is lots of fun if you are in the mood for cheesy popcorn action.  This is not X3, but it is certainly not Galaga.  The story is fun in a MST3K kind of way, so entertaining that I had to head out to Netflix to watch the movie it based on.  The graphics are surprisingly good, the voice acting is horribly bad in a hilarious way, and the game is just plain fun.  Great value.\nFinal Opinion: B-Movie Goodness', u'hours': 90.5, u'date': u'2014-09-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197970546102', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 153, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Johnny X G4m3r', u'hours': 5.9, u'products': 369, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2014-09-15', u'text': u"It's a cool game to play. It makes me remember the good and old Freelander by Microsoft Studios that back in the day i loved to play.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'-DI- Sairane', u'hours': 10.5, u'products': 225, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2015-11-25', u'text': u'This was created by someone nurturing a gripping hatred for hospital dramas ...but has never actually seen one.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Ethersen', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 362, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2015-11-25', u'text': u'EVER WANTED TO BE A HOSPITAL TYCOON?! WELL NOW YOU CAN WITH HOSPITAL TYCOON! THIS WAS MY FIRST AND ONLY DREAM, TO BE THE BEST HOSPITAL TYCOON THERE EVER WAS!\n-meowzer review', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Erinkyan', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 219, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2015-11-25', u'text': u'Poorly put together, unskippable nonsense, incredibly annoying sound effects and just plain no fun.  Definitely not worth it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'[uy].Tincho', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 36, u'product_id': u'342920', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2015-10-23', u'text': u'Buenissimo para jugar despues del almuerzo en el trabajo.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'yung_cman', u'text': u"This game is absoultely fantastic. I got to demo it early because of a PAX giveaway, and I've been following it since. It makes an amazing party game. It's fast-paced and charming. I highly recommend you buy this game.", u'hours': 9.7, u'date': u'2015-10-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198047226791', u'product_id': u'342920', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 55, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Kek', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 1439, u'product_id': u'342920', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-10-17', u'text': u"Very good product! Won it via the Twitch giveaway, thanks! (It's BabyKO1 from Twitch just so everyone knows)\nWould like to see more things, such as the ability to change who you play as (I don't think this is in game yet)", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'ShortyDevil', u'text': u'I don\'t know how to proceed with this review, I will make it short and simple.\nI started playing it with my friend, first, we both played with keyboards online, BIG mistake, even if we\'re separated phisically, we have to use the defined layout controls (In example: WASD for 1st player, arrow keys for the 2nd) that was a big nono. My friend uses a keyboard without numpad, so it was impossible to him to do any action except move, since he couldn\'t bind any key at all. We had to swap to controllers.\nI must say, we did not perceive any lag at all, which was definitely great! I took a step further and started downloading at 80% of my bandwith speed ( 800kb/s in a maximun of 1024kb/s ) lag was almost unnoticiable, even with a ping of over 400ms. No input lag, no screen tearing, that\'s pretty good! But let\'s go back to what playing the game is like;\nWe didn\'t play much, we reached the 2nd boss and after trying for the 3rd time stopped playing:\n-The mechanic to kill most enemies is; 2nd player uses white fireball to knock them out/open their "shell", depending on the enemy they may spit fireballs that kill you instantly no matter what, or simply stay KO on the ground without moving. This is definitely boring, I will say that 90% of the times we lost, was because of the stupid fireballs and the horrible "double jump" mechanic(You can double jump with 1st character, but you can\'t double jump if you stood in the air for half a second more after doing the first jump) Basically, you miss every attack to 80% of the enemies, and you\'re in need of your partner.\n-The first boss is stupidly easy, yet hard. I\'ll relate the fight:\nYou go into a room, and you find yourself with a giant bat with flying thingies around it, the only way to kill it? 2nd character\'s fireball to knock it out, then it goes to the ground, then you keep attacking. Repeat 4 or 5 times. Everytime it gets up, it spits fireballs that kill you instantly, and due to the slow movement, doublejump, etc, of the characters, it makes it hard.\nBut, here comes the 2nd boss. basically you reach a room where a sarcophage revives and starts spitting lightning everywhere, if you get hit you die, and you have to go left, pass a room where pillars come from the top if you step on the wrong one (Which you can tell by the 2nd character lightning up the rune of the pillar that is a trap), which is difficult even if you know which pillars are traps, because of the horribly movement/double jump.\nAfter that, you reach a room with rounded pillars, and a save-game/restore life statue on the left behind a pillar that you can\'t pass. The boss comes, it blocks the way you came to the room, and you\'re stuck in a small place to fight it. But you can\'t come close to it because it instantly kills you, and 2nd player fireballs can\'t do anything(Or so it seemed the 2 times we repeated it), this is the point where we stopped playing.\n-I have to say that the way the conversations progress is delightful, you have some choices of answers and you decide what to say/do, for example, 2nd character needs to feed itself, being the 1st character, you decide if resist or let him suck your life out, and he decides how many years of 1st char\'s will take, and every character you talk to will remember your decissions.\n-The bugs. 1 hour of gameplay, 5 bugs that killed my character.\nThere\'s a place where 2nd character has to use his power to move a circle with 2 rounded pillars inside, so he moved the first pillar, I stood on it , he moved it a bit down and I instantly died. Okay, maybe I can\'t stand in a place when my partner is moving it. So we repeat the stage, and he completes moving everything, the pass is created, and we can proceed peacefully. WRONG. I died on one pillar for NO reason.\nAnother bug, when 1st character is on a fence hanging up, and 2nd character moves it(Which is the correct way to do it in the puzzle), sometimes 1st character falls for no reason, and if you have no reflexes or your hands are off your controller (Since it\'s a part for the 2nd character and you\'re stuck doing nothing for 20 seconds) you will fall to your dead,\nMeh, I can keep going, but basically I don\'t recommend this game, it feels slow, it\'s one of those games where you don\'t feel you\'ll jump and let a character in the place you want, and it\'s stressing.', u'hours': 4.5, u'date': u'2015-03-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 6, u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 502, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Scribbz', u'hours': 3.7, u'products': 172, u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2015-02-09', u'text': u"The game was not a terrible game, not great but not terrible. There were a few things about this game I enjoyed: Dialouge/decision set up between both players, splitscreen set up was visually appealling, There were a few things that I did not enjoy as well:  feels like you nose dive into the end of the game when it seems like your only half way through, labelled as a metroidvania when not really a metroidvania, puzzles are not all that puzzling just the typical run of the mill building blocks puzzle.\nDon't get me wrong it was fun to play and i hated that it was over when it was. If you've found a few things in the other reviews that make you think you might want to purchase the game go ahead, the developers aren't bad at creating a game and I hope to see more in the upcoming future from this team. Consider the purchase an investment into something further down the line hopefully.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'\u30b7\u30a8\u30eb [Shieru]', u'text': u"First of all, I love this game. My friend and I had a blast playing through this. Even so, this is objectively a bad game. Let's start with the asking price: It's daylight robbery, especially in Europe, even though from what I've heard you get two copies of the game (I got mine for free). The Co-Op is obligatory, so there's no way to play this alone (unless you have very limber feet..).\nThe controls feel like a swamp; jumps are floaty and attacks feel neither satisfactory nor fluid; there is a lot of animation lag , so even if you want to quickly jump away after attacking you can`t.\nThe sound design is a mixed bag. There are only a hand full (literally; I counted less than five) different tunes, though I really like the first exploration theme and the boss theme. On the other hand there is this piano tune every time you hit the enemy which, while distinctive enough to tell you if you've done damage, is not to everybody's liking, though I didn't mind.\nThe game, however, is NOT a Metroid-Vania. There is little to no exploration; you progress through the game in a mostly linear fashion from room to room, complete with a world map, even though you can backtrack once or twice to get optional objectives. There is no real level system either; You do have an experience bar which fills from killing enemies, but all you get upon leveling up is extra lifes. You restart the current room as long as you have extra lifes; if you don't you are thrown back to the last save point. However, there is a huge problem with this: When you save your game you also save your current number of lifes, which means that if you go game over you respawn with the same number of lifes you saved your game. Even worse, due to a bug if you die in the same room the save point is in you respawn at the save point and immediately save after. What this does mean if you go game over in a save room you respawn with ZERO extra lives, no matter how many you had when you first touched the save point, since your lives are always decreased by one.\nSpeaking of bugs, this game is riddled with it. Platforms don't work for one player while playing over the internet, hit boxes of fireballs, and spikes are seemingly arbitrary, which is especially bad with spinning platforms which sometimes decide to kill you outright even though you only touched the side without spikes. Even worse, sometimes when you die your partner dies immediately after even though he was in a safe spot, which means you lose two lifes even though you only died once. I even got the local co-op trophy despite only playing online...\nThe voice acting in this game is fair, and I found myself really getting interested in the story. There is a branching story system which, while really simply, is pretty engaging: You chose your own backstory for the game by your dialogue choices: The princess is either your sister or your betrothed, though most of this is fluff. If you can't get engaged in the dialogues this game won't be for you. I found the characters to be interesting enough to continue, though most of your choices don't matter much - though I'm really curious if you could have saved XXXXX by not mentioning her to YYYYY... You and your playing partner make choices for your characters, and at the very end of the game there is a pretty big choice which I won't spoil.\nSadly, though, you can not continue the game with a different partner when you're playing online - at least I didn't find a way to.\nAgain, most of you won't like this game, this is why I think you will be better off with not playing it. For myself, I will continue, even though I hope the very buggy last boss battle will be patched soon so my buddy and I can finish soon...", u'hours': 4.0, u'date': u'2015-02-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198116473698', u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 152, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Tiny Rick', u'text': u"Pretty fun game. It's a little hard for myself because I can not pronounce some of the words, but luckily you can type instead. So overall, I am excited to see where this game goes in the future.", u'hours': 6.2, u'date': u'2014-06-29', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197998602071', u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 70, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Gunthak', u'text': u'{Update: August 29th 2014 -- Is this game going to be updated? Not a peep? Experiencing detachment and regret...}\nDead game. Dead developer.', u'hours': 3.4, u'date': u'2014-06-29', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197968233137', u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 104, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Lugosi', u'text': u'I felt this game have something progress, so interested in. For example I\'m from out of language of the english.\nso sometimes I can not type word soon, but I could "what is this?" to ask Robot and they did answer.\nit was very fun thing, but seem has some bug still on it. anyhow good progress on the game.', u'hours': 8.6, u'date': u'2014-06-27', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198118470956', u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 49, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'AwesomeA127', u'text': u"A very fun and useful software, it's fun to make posters, videos, or even just to goof off with. I would highly recormend it to people who is anywhere from a serious animator, or to some somebody who is just starting out.", u'hours': 482.0, u'date': u'2017-11-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198160738484', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 11, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Shapahneshe', u'text': u"This is great, It's an easy-to-use animation software that even inexperienced people can grasp. There is a lot you can do and it's great how you're allowed to use community made stuff too! Though I'm not the best producer with this software it can be fun to use and self-rewarding when you finally finish a project, thanks valve.", u'hours': 112.1, u'date': u'2017-11-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198203695908', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 9, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Burciakk', u'text': u'You can make hentai.\n11/10', u'hours': 61.8, u'date': u'2017-11-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 56, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'aus survivor | ballsticseal', u'text': u"it's ok", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-09-22', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 0, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 22, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u"A lil' bit of Monika in my life", u'hours': 4.5, u'products': 50, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-09-21', u'text': u'That was a great puzzle game. Short but fun', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Grant', u'hours': 1.9, u'products': 808, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-09-21', u'text': u'Poor puzzle design throughout. Altogether too obvious and simplistic. Follow the obvious path, repeatedly.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Cain', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 174, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-01-01', u'text': u"Not sure why this is but first the website says my normal email that is used for everything isn't an acceptable domain when I sign up. Then when I go to even play the game, on Windows 10 x64 fast ring release mind you, it says that a gamehack was detected. I've never cheated in online games, never will, and the fact that this system that's been used by other games says this on this particular install when no others that I've installed on here have ever done so doesn't make sense to me. Wouldn't confuse me so much except this isn't the first people I've seen host this game, and when I checked the other host it wasn't out yet.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'FerO_0', u'text': u"This is a game filled with no life kids that hates all new players. The game was good in the beginning when OG planet ran the servers. But now its totally screwed. I don't recommend this game for players that never played it before. If you don't have reputation you will be screwed.", u'hours': 7.2, u'date': u'2016-12-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198070896132', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 64, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'anahone', u'text': u'this game is so amazing i playing this game all day long!', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-12-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198152563046', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 36, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Spercules', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 47, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u"Classic batman game! I can't understand why no other dc/marvel (except spiderman) is out there with the same formula!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Deafz', u'hours': 3.9, u'products': 218, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u'This game redefined not only comic book based games, but also hand to hand combat in games. It made the subject matter its own with great succes. The graphics were also awesome and are still nothing to be laughed at. The sequels never managed to deliver a brand new experience like the first part did, but can all be considered to be awesome games.\nA modern classic', u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'\u0392URN\u1d40', u'hours': 13.0, u'products': 61, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u'Awesome Game. make more!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Clever28nj', u'text': u"It's a really fun game, and a very good value.\nPros: Lots of content, reasonable, and can be fun.\nCons: Tends to be a little on the harder side.\nI'm glad I bought it, and I look forward to playing it when I'm not playing Gems of War.", u'hours': 5.8, u'date': u'2017-05-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198033395447', u'product_id': u'554220', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 317, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Crescendolor', u'text': u"Great game! The price is right and it scratches the Puzzle Quest itch I've had for many years now.", u'hours': 7.3, u'date': u'2017-05-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197973245321', u'product_id': u'554220', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 415, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'pango', u'hours': 12.7, u'products': 4461, u'product_id': u'554220', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-05-21', u'text': u'I bought it and immediately played it for 5 hours. It\'s rare for a game to capture my attention like that.\nIt\'s basically a match 3 rpg like Puzzle Quest except you have multiple people in your party and the same for enemies (so, like Gems of War) and there can be more than one wave of enemies. There\'s a campaign mode and a "roguelike" endless dungeon. (More of a roguelite mode to be honest since you keep the same equipment and can select your starting heroes from a wider pool after you have unlocked more heroes).\nThere\'s an optional account you can make on their website but I recommend it as it gives you chat in game and you get to see people\'s achievements and combos which is cool. (A bit like Tales of Maj\'eyal).', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'raymaster', u'text': u"Great fun *twinstick shooter..\nI really like this game.. Like with old txt based mudds, you use your imagination. The added sound effects is a huge bonus.\nI am sure some people will miss out by dismissing this game on sight. It's to bad really.", u'hours': 6.9, u'date': u'2017-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'406920', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 1255, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'wardrich', u'hours': 1.9, u'products': 521, u'product_id': u'406920', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-11-20', u'text': u"TL;DR: If you'rel looking for an ASCII Rogue-like, look elsewhere.  If you're looking for a fun action game, check this one out.\nWhile this game is pretty fun and fantastic, don't mistake it for the classic ASCII games of yore (ZZT, ADOM, etc).  This game plays out way more like a twin-stick arcade game that's been run through AALIB.  It's a cool idea, but the whole thing just feels too fluid and real-time for an ASCII-style game.\nIs it worth it? Absolutely.  The game is fun, there's a lot fun.  Basically imagine it as DOOM, but re-created as an arcade game and rendered entirely as an ASCII map.\nI wish there was more variation in monsters - so far everything is just the letter M in various colours.  There isn't even any indication on what each monster is... I guess you can use your imagination more there.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Drummel', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 409, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-08-20', u'text': u'Boy does this bring back memories.  Many times over.  I owned this game on PC back in the day when it was called, "Out Of This World", I bought it again when it came out for the SNeS, I bought it again on GoG, and then again on Steam.  I play it a few times a year.\nIt\'s not a long game, but it\'s unbelievably fantastic game.  The graphics are just a fantastic art form.  Both the original and the "updated" looks.  The score is perfect for what it delivers, loneliness, urgency, drive, and finality.  The gameplay is great overall.  The controls are what you would expect for a 1990\'s game, a bit clunky, but it does fit this game.\nI definitely recommend this game to anyone interested in not only a piece of gaming history, but just on the merit that it is really a fantastic game for it\'s time, and even still now.\nEric, hats off to you for a fantastic game!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'jacob200x', u'text': u"this game is good, I like it... but not on steam\nthe game crashes after every 5 or so minutes\nI know it's \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 to give a game a bad review because of technical problems that a whole lot of people dont have but it's not a problem with the game itself its a problem with the steam version the gog version works just fine.\nfix you\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665then I'll rate this up", u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2016-08-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198122437200', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 2384, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'ATadMad', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 920, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-08-15', u'text': u'THIS IS REALLY HARD.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'N8c', u'text': u'Overall well designed game with a great range of cards that you must combine to the best of your abilities to get the most out of your turn.\nBasically it would have turned out to be the best card game for PC imo if it weren\'t for the RNG.\nI\'ve played so many matches where one of the following happens:\na) The game consistenly gives you cards that you can only use on the opposite side of the field.\nb) The game consistently gives you \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 cards with zero to little use\nc) The game consistently gives you \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 cards with 1-2 movement points.\nd) The game consistently gives you cards with *exactly* the amount of movement points you already have. I had a game where I was given 3 movement cards for a total of 14 turns in a row. WTF MAN. ZERO CHOICES!?\ne) The game gives you a criminal card right before you would play a card on a spot you took 3-6 turns to get to. Of course you didn\'t get any before this specific last turn before you would play it. Of course now you get sniped by other players letting you show your cards, which wouldn\'t have been bad at all if you wouldn\'t consistently get this criminal card right before your play.\nf) The game gives you a hard time with negative misfortunes (a bad event spot right before certain places on the map) that are bad *for your very specific* situation. Which makes it odd since there are over 40 different misfortunes or so.\nSo the chance of the one very specific misfortune which is bad for you is not that big.\ng) The game gives player X a steamroller experience by handing out\n1) good follow-up cards so they can play a really good card (or even several) nearly every turn. Meanwhile you get low to mid useful cards.\n2) misfortunes that even help the player with his cards. In one round one guy was teleporting around with them (some misfortunes move you on the map) which combined with (1) gave him half of the win in two turns.\nHow the **** are you supposed to play against that?\n- - - - - - -\nSo yes, the overall experience is fun. Just don\'t expect your skill with playing the cards to really have a reproducable impact on how you progress vs the other players.\nI posted a similar critique in the forums and the devs response was "lol it\'s like poker, if you don\'t suck you will win anyway."\nYeah sure. When RNG hands me crap in 6/10 games, ok in 3/10games, and good in 1/10 games. Then it is my fault when I don\'t win. BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA\n[Insert flame here.]\nIf you do happen to have a game where people get similarly good cards and bad events by the RNG then it gets really interesting and fun though, because then you can actually play out your skill vs other people.\nThose matches with fair RNG are *RARE* though. Like 1/20 or even less.\n- - - - - - -\nConclusion: If can deal with being f****** by RNG, this is a must buy.\nAnd believe me, you will get f***** by it. Hard.\nIf you can\'t, don\'t buy it or wait for a sale.\nYour skill won\'t matter that much so it\'ll make you rage while the devs laugh at you for "sucking" even though you can\'t help with what the game hands you ;) Yay!\n- - - - - - -\nPS: Fair DLC model where you only pay for cosmetics.\nThumbs up for that.', u'hours': 192.7, u'date': u'2017-10-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 228, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Laggybrainsss', u'hours': 12.1, u'products': 373, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-10-21', u'text': u'Awesome game!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Albatros', u'text': u'A very good combination of card and board game. Theme is also very enjoying. The game captures the atmosphere. The sound changes according to different locations.', u'hours': 34.2, u'date': u'2017-10-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198013232123', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 100, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'jakobard', u'text': u'This game is so unbelivabelely bad, it could after playing this, give you nightmares because of its badness.\nHeres a list of all my complains:\nIt is impossible to kill other robots.\nThe prices in the shop are ridiculess.\nYou take damage for no particular reason.\nThe music is terrible.\nWhich programming software did you use? Gamemaker?\nYou cant escape the robots.\nAs a summary, I would rather get run over, get pooped on by a wild gorilla and literaly use a cheese grater to my face then play this abomination of a turd.', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2017-10-14', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'660340', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 25, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Popcioslav', u'hours': 42.4, u'products': 143, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-11-27', u'text': u'Really fun game!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'antek', u'text': u"Very good game\nMuch battles, artifacts and creatures\nIt's very good that you can play with friends", u'hours': 44.8, u'date': u'2016-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198087521787', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 13, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'smint\xae', u'hours': 7.6, u'products': 242, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-11-27', u'text': u'Wish there were more.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'doiron5', u'text': u"+looks great\n+good music\n* ok story\n- terrible controls w/no ability to remap\n- terrible gameplay\n- doesn't actually work on linux (wine is fine)", u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2017-03-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198025195084', u'product_id': u'422650', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 998, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'nd', u'text': u"generally, there are two kinds of games: the games that have intro movie and the games without. Megamagic has immediately surprised me: first, i didn't expect to have intro video in a small indie studio game; second i was surprised by how its done: a special kind of graphics - i would describe it as something in between modern flat trends, Borderlands-style and 80s comics.\ni've often met games that you run and don't understand how to play\\what to do; i even remember the case when i could not play a game until i found in the internet what should i do in it - but with Megamagic everything is as simple and as usable as it should be in all games - first things you do you meet a small tutor telling you how to move; how to avoid enemies and how to fight them.\non one hand its not something to take awards for overusing different effects and technologies,  but on other hand i can easily call it simply perfect: game's looking very nicely and pleasantly, graphics do not interfere the gameplay, but supports it, and i need to especially admit once again game gas its own visual atmosphere especially after tens of games using same unreal engine technologies and objects that make all these games look similarly.\nthis visual atmosphere, this styling include lots of created objects, lots of carefully drawn characters\nas i've already mentioned, there are games with soundtrack and games with some stock sounds. this one suprised me the very moment i run it with 80s atmosphere so truly delivered that i didn't hear from 80s :) overall soundtrack is great.\ni see some complaints for the combat system and that keys cannot be rebinded - i felt no discomfort with the keys (i played with keyboard\\mouse, no joystick however) and i took combat quite ok too (at least until i lose :) - different games offer different experiences and this is why we play different games!\nperhaps the dialogues sometimes are too long, but there are lots of games that consist of even more dialogs  so i took it as a genre limitations or requirements :)\ni can easily recommend the game as a high quality product and i think you won't regret purchasing it. because of this quality i wishlisted Nihilumbra, the other game done by this studio, and i wish every game developer\\publisher make games of this quality.", u'hours': 6.3, u'date': u'2017-02-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'422650', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 2759, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Haguen', u'hours': 3.1, u'products': 2226, u'product_id': u'422650', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-02-22', u'text': u'Great Game, Thanks! ^^', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Kuki', u'text': u'Fun game, good for your brain.', u'hours': 7.7, u'date': u'2015-01-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198052688058', u'product_id': u'223280', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 143, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'FuriousGorilla', u'hours': 16.8, u'products': 324, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2012-06-04', u'text': u'Glitchy, Difficult but man I loved playing this', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'I WROTE A BOOK', u'hours': 15.2, u'products': 372, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2012-05-23', u'text': u"Freedom Force (and it's sequel) are without a doubt two of my favorite PC games ever.  They are also two of the singularly most unappreciated titles in the history of gaming.  If you love tactical strategy games, superhero games, or RPGs this game is pretty much the pinnacle of all three.  It also helps that the game is hilarious, honest to god one of the genuinely funny titles I've ever played.\nBasically these games are just \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665in great, they're cheap as hell, and they continue to work flawlessly even in Windows 7.  Pick them up and thank me later.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'McMillanFixXxeR', u'hours': 3.3, u'products': 411, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2012-03-18', u'text': u'Pretty fun game, just wish the upgrade system was quicker so it felt more rewarding.\nBasically this is a real time tactical combat with super heros.  You can pause, tell them all what to you, then unpause and watch it happen.\nIt was funny and enjoyable ~ my regret is that upgrading the charactors is really slow.  After 8 levels, most of the chars still had the same abilities and few upgrades so the combat became stale.\nJust my opinion but I would rate the game awesome if it was shorter with quicker upgrades... would add fun and replayability.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'BunnieNoiz', u'hours': 24.9, u'products': 106, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-04-17', u'text': u"Pros:\n-Nice music\n-Atmospheric\n-Relaxing\n-Free to Play\n-Simulation of a pond ecosystem (Recommended for younger students in a science class)\n-Short + Simple\nCons:\n-No purpose / overarching goal [Well, this IS the definition of 'Relaxing']\n-Only one music track [But still serene & soothing]\n-Ecosystem dies when the player doesn\u2019t interact with it (even if it's only for a few minutes)\n-[Short & Can be boring to some]", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'jhuckins27', u'text': u'A boring screen saver game with no real purpose or goals.', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2017-04-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198112477960', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 47, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Chicken Nuggets', u'text': u"Its so adorable. Yea theres only 2 things to control in this little game, but its very calm to just sit and watch and add the odd fish or 2. It's good if you have anxiety and you just need something to watch or look after. There is no stress and the music is quite cute and makes me smile. It is so simple and so wonderful.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-04-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198097552862', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 132, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Kyrandos', u'text': u"The price is incredibly inappropriate. This is still decidedly pre-alpha material, and by the looks of it, will unlikely offer as many features / polish / FUN as most FREE roguelikes. Not to say this couldn't be extremely fun one day - but it will never be worth 20 bucks.", u'hours': 3.2, u'date': u'2014-05-12', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197963397989', u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 283, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Brenn', u'hours': 51.8, u'products': 470, u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2014-05-11', u'text': u"This game scratches that itch.  I grew up playing the old ones- I think the first might have been Wizardry 1 on my Apple IIc iirc.  Malevolence has the feel of those games but it really isn't one of those games.  Ultimately, for me at least, the core being of Malevolence is that it is infinite and has an infinite number of ways to kill you.  In almost all cases I abhor scaling in RPG's but it works for Malevolence- in fact there is really no other way it could work that I can think of.\nI heartily recommend this game for anyone who relishes a challenge that could potentially never end.  I really, really like this game despite some of the bugs that exist now (none of them show stopping for me).  Alex has done a tremendous job and continues to develop and support a labor of love.\nThis is not a 'AAA' title and that is for the best.  So if you are looking for infinite Oblivion/Skyrim this is not it.  Malevolence is it's own beast and doesn't make any allusions to being something it is not.\nProst!", u'early_access': True, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Pimgd', u'text': u'Game\'s promises are fulfilled. However, expect...\n- Badly scaled monsters, due to monster difficulty being decided by your current area and your level rather than spawn location (you can kill monsters by running back to outside the town gates and then just blocking all monster hits)\n- Long load times (There\'s a music jingle that plays if you enter a town... only once it actually ends you can play again... the jingle is about 30 seconds long, I think)\n- More loading (overworld is divided into 20x20 grid sections. Or 25x25. Whenever you enter a new section... the game has to load. So when you\'re travelling from A to B, or just exploring, you\'ll constantly be pulled out of your immersion)\n- Bad graphics ("you might have to tweak them to get a good result" = don\'t buy unless your monitor\'s native resolution is 1024x768 or 1440x900 - because otherwise, game will look bad. Especially trees.)\n- Bad viewrange (~20 tiles, or about 100 meters). You know how there\'s towers and castles in this game? Yeah, well, you can \'t see them until they\'re in a section next to your section. Meaning that if a castle takes up most of a section, you can\'t see it until you\'re 25-30 tiles away from it (about 125 meters). So when you cross a section border, POOF castle.\n- NO in-game tutorial. There\'s one on the menu, but it\'s easily missed as it\'s at the bottom of the screen, far away from "continue game" and "new game". What do the gems mean? You don\'t know, nobody tells you and without knowing that you will DIE. Red = secret area, green = monster, purple = "important object". Which is a town, a dungeon, or a trap. Oh yeah. To exit a dungeon, step off the exit tile, look at it from an adjacent tile, AND CLICK THE LADDER/TRAPDOOR. Again, this had to be looked up online, after I fled from a monster, and found out that I\'d easily have been able to escape, but because I was now pinned to the exit tile, I couldn\'t. Because my character can\'t stick his arms straight up to pull a ladder down.\nIn short:\n- You don\'t get much information\n- The game is hard because you don\'t get much information, not because of there actually being things you have to overcome.\nHowever, if you don\'t find the above listed issues a problem, then this could be a game for you. Because of the game does deliver on the things it promises.', u'hours': 9.3, u'date': u'2014-05-11', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198053357184', u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 91, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'bismarck2511', u'text': u"First off all the setting makes this game unique earth fighting nazi in space space zeppelins ufo's and spaceships not what you normaly expect of a spacegame.\nthe vids are pretty high quality and are fun to watch not to long like some and you can skip them if your on your second playtrough or first.\nyou got 2 main ships you can upgrade and sometimes you get special one to fly for duration of a mission.\nAt first I felt bit lost but restarted and found my way Its really fun to play.\nnot the best graphics or the best controlls in spaceflight games bit arcady feeling but It really didn't bother me.\nIf your a fan of the genre and want something else than shooting at alien races this is the game you seek.\nbought me the 2 dlc in sales and never regretted buying it once its worth the price.\nfor people with 8.1pro or having problems with achievements not unlocking had problem too running game in 8.1 pro edition  did game setting compatibility to XP SP3 and running it as administrator just continued where I left off and prev missing achievements where filled in and got new achievements more over could finaly shut down game without forced shut down", u'hours': 13.4, u'date': u'2014-09-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198052056947', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 264, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'MelhemX', u'hours': 4.6, u'products': 233, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2014-09-13', u'text': u'is game, Iron Sky Invasion is the ultimate sequel the movie, it can be a bit hard but people who are expereienced in space games can easly handle it. their are some cool moments in this game, epic space battles, and akward dialoge.\nit one epic game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'GhostCthulhu', u'text': u'This game is legit unplayable, and after a few seconds will make you queezy. Does not nearly live up to the movie of the same title.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2014-09-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198072573725', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 119, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Herope', u'text': u"50,000 (notreally) people used to play this now it's a ghost game.", u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2017-07-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198138527269', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 162, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Sry I left my aim at home', u'hours': 1.9, u'products': 94, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-07-28', u'text': u'Pretty awful.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Too many hounds in this room', u'text': u'1- NOONE IS PLAYING\na) no indicators of which of 4 game modes have the most players\nb) and because of that You will often play against ppl from the other side of the world\n2- BROKEN CONTROLS\na) somehow mouse sensitivity is super high even if I turn down mouse dpi on 400 and set ingame sense on 0/19\nb) you can\'t use left/right/down while running, glad the mouse is still working\n3- BROKEN MECHANICS\na) there are f*cking "knife runners" everywhere with their 1hit melee hatchet and speedboost\nb) on the other side guns needs like 20 bullets to kill someone\nc) this is probably the first game where You can crawl 500mph\nd) character takes 1/3 space on screen\ne) zombies are just walking around, acting like nothing is happening (even with gunshots everywhere)\nf) end-game screen is longer than game itself\ng) the only exception from point "f" is when 2 players in 1v1 situation are camping in one spot and they are not moving till time runs out (3mins)\n4- UNNECESSARY CAMPAIGN\na) 24 boring as hell missions, all with the same objectives... lasts about 2 hours\nb) only 6 or 7 maps ripped straight from multiplayer\nc) broken AI\nd) SAMPLE OBTAINED... SAMPLE OBTAINED... SAMPLE OBTAINED... SAMPLE OBTAINED\ne) there is a trailer of the game waiting for You to watch after You beat the campaign... very creative... did You see it in every other game?\n5- LACK OF CONTENT\na) only 7 or 8 maps\nb) few weapons\nc) no Jill Valentine or Rebecca Chambers\nd) it has probably the worst and most overpriced dlc in history of gaming\n6- ABOUT THAT OVERPRICED DLC... for half the price of a game ($30) You can have:\na) 2 new pistols!!!!!!!!!!!!!\nb) new melee weapon!!!!!!!!!\nc) 5 new characters!!!!!!!!! (which are not even new models... they only changed the face)\nd) 9 new patches that You can put on Your shoulder!!!!!!!!!!! (who the f*ck cares about them anyway?)\ne) 3 new weapon skins!!!!!!!!!!!!! (which is basically the same one, but You can put it in 3 different ways)\n2/10 (I would like to give it 1/10 but it made me laugh for how bad it is)', u'hours': 2.9, u'date': u'2017-07-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 272, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'D\xf6rty Pig', u'text': u'Funny Countryball game, Political humor, awesome steam badge and hmm....somehow music is addicting.\nNeed 10 hours to complete all achievements', u'hours': 13.4, u'date': u'2017-06-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198389669596', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 86, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Mgordon1911', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 15, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-06-09', u'text': u'POLAND CAN INTO SPACE 10/10 GAME OF THE YEAR', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Urbi547', u'text': u'On a scale of Earth surface to Space this game is potato flavoured onion.', u'hours': 5.0, u'date': u'2017-06-08', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 6, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 270, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'-=Bronze=-', u'hours': 42.4, u'products': 900, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2015-10-30', u'text': u'Enjoyed the first one, I played on PSN, and the second one picks right up where it left off. I powered through it in 3 days. Absolutley worth 5$ on sale.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'FireWings26', u'hours': 12.7, u'products': 139, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2015-10-29', u'text': u'Costume Quest and Costume Quest 2 are adorable Halloween themed games. You can feel a bit of that "made for kids" theme, but it\'s still enjoyable by adults. The controls are easy to manage (but an official Xbox/Steam controller is a must), the art is wonderful, the music is good but not overbearing, the story is cute, and there are a few chuckle moments. While I recommend them both, I do think 1 is the better of the two, but that doesn\'t make 2 any less good.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'iddqd', u'hours': 5.1, u'products': 3768, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-10-28', u'text': u"Incredible. This successor to Costume Quest is simply amazing and does everything right which the first game didn't (Skippable cutscenes and battle intros, Sprinting with every costume, etc.).\nThe storyline is actually a bit weaker than in the first game, but the improved gameplay makes up for that.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'nicks1575', u'text': u"It's basically a pacman fps with lasers. Its really fun but i suggest adding more content", u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2016-02-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198160615254', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 25, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'ipunchedbigfoot', u'text': u'This game is a great time. Worth one dollar for sure.', u'hours': 2.6, u'date': u'2016-02-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198043505649', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 39, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'The Friend Team', u'text': u'Nice small enjoyable shooter game. I think it is a great combination of halo and pacman.\nIt really fun to play when you are killing time.\nAlso the developer seems to be very communicative and amazing.', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2016-02-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 150, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'This Acct Got Hijacked. RIP', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 123, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2015-11-25', u'text': u"I just played 5 minutes so I could tell you how bad this game is. The codding is terrible. For graphics this bad, it takes 30 seconds to load the game(bad coding), plus the games music is so cheesy, and all the humans sound like they're freaking \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 from the sims.  So boring.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'W#3', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 360, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2015-11-25', u'text': u'Installed this game thinking of Theme Hospital. Not even close. Would not recommend it in any ways. Clumsy and annoying, feels buggy and not smooth and intuitive to play at all :/', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Ks2_', u'text': u'Put simply, this is Theme hospital 2, and just like many 2nd games in a series... not much better than the original', u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2015-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197991605205', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 531, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Nova Alexander', u'text': u"Rating: 5/10\nThe worst father simulator game out there! Want to burn your baby alive? Drown him in a pool? Or just let him drink bleach? This is the game for you! In this game you get to play either as the father or the baby. The father has to make sure the suicidal little baby dosent kill himself before the time is up. The suicidal baby just wants to kill him or her self before the timmer is up. It's not a bad game but isnt really a good game either. It is fun to play with friends though.", u'hours': 3.7, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 0, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 156, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'BarbecuedTurtle', u'hours': 4.3, u'products': 88, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'text': u"A very fun game, but there is one huge problem. There are very few players and they aren't very social, so you really need friends to play.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Mongoose', u'hours': 6.0, u'products': 75, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'text': u'It was good when it first came out but got stale too quickly', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'justin.b.28', u'text': u'I wanna continue this but how in the world am I not going to have to repeat fighting Atlas and losing my progress and starting all over again fighting atlas again just wish i could play FInal Fantasy XIII-2 without having any problems :(', u'hours': 8.6, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198313169833', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 24, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Moweed970', u'text': u'THE GRAPHICS ARE INSAINE!!!', u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2017-11-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198297028837', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 1, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 18, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Coeal Firren', u'text': u'I actually can not understand how this is possible. 13? near perfect port (after patches), 13-3 perfect port. hell, 10 and 7 are perfect ports, with minor problems. so, how. HOW do you care SO LITTLE Square?\nbuyers, DO NOT BUY. get OFF this page. RUN for your life away from this literally digital crap bag.\nwhere do i begin?\n1) you HAVE to turn off steam cloud for this game. cuz...reasons? no dang clue on why, but steam cloud makes this game literally crap its pants and freeze and/or CTD EVERY time the game saves\n2) stuttery/input lag/TERRIBLE optimization. its like they put no effort into porting it. actually, they didnt, as evedient by NO FREAKING QUALITY OF LIFE UPDATES\n3) game freezes when leaving a battle into a cutscene-for unknown to me reasons. i, in 1.5 hours, have yet to beat the first boss of the game due to this\n4)resorce cap locker. who the hell actually puts system resorce caps in a game?! this means you cant brute force (by having a far better pc then needed) to get real fps out of the game\n5) limited game options, so you cant fine tune the look of the game with proformance. furthermore, due to the resorce caps, there is LITTERALLY no difference between high and low seetings-so long as your pc meets the high settings\nsquare,\ni loved this game back on the xbox. but, at this current moment, it is the focus of all my hate. its been 3 years since release. can we have a QOL update now, please? im highly considering to just abandon the FF series. im never going to get a playstation, i have little reason to get an xbox. so, IF 12 and 15 even make it to the pc. DONT F**K THEM UP', u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2017-11-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198220628839', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 101, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'quakeman', u'text': u'good game, work of art :)', u'hours': 12.9, u'date': u'2017-06-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198074721767', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 322, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'RoyalGuardian7', u'text': u'This game used to have most negative reviews but now people like it. Well done mang.', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-06-14', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 437, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'alpineracine', u'text': u"Yes I would recommend it. it looks awesome, but i can't get it to work in win 10/creators update. first i tried to verify the integrity of the game cache. it said all the files were verified. i tried to go into the game files manually, even and see if i had to install an older version of Direct X, which i tried to do, but when i start the game from Steam, either way, first the screen goes black, which i expect it to for a full screen game, but then it puts a black box in the upper lefthand corner of the screen. how do i play the game? I have a very new HP computer that can handle this game... and i would love to play a game that was 10 years in the making and it looks great, but i'm having trouble getting it running. all the other steam games work, including the ones that came with this bundle. it says i have deluxe version (update).... which i purchased on steam in a bundle... now.. something's wrong here with the game starting... can you please get back to me on this? I'd love to play this game. It looks like the best game in the bundle deal. but it's the only one that doesn't work!!! :/ i'm not mad. nor do i doubt the greatness of the game. i just want it to work... maybe it needs a better setup option? to work with my system's configuration? here's what i'm working with:\nHP - ENVY Desktop - Intel Core i7 - 16GB Memory - 2TB Hard Drive - Brushed Aluminum", u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2017-05-11', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 105, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'badinfo', u'text': u"For a reasonable price, say $15-20, I would gladly have purchased this game.\nBut they chose instead a cheesy purchase in game currency to keep playing, milk your playerbase scheme. So they get nothing from me. Too bad, its actually a decent implementation of the boardgame.\nMemoir '44 the boardgame is a great game. I am an oldschool wargamer, with a closet full of Avalon Hill, SPI, GDW, Yaquinto, GMT, Victory, WestEnd etc. etc.  titles, but I like Memoir too, enough that I own three copies.\nBuy that instead.", u'hours': 2.9, u'date': u'2017-12-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198000321441', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 213, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Wungle', u'text': u'ok', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-11-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198073092169', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 617, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Kaiaer', u'hours': 2.5, u'products': 640, u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-01-22', u'text': u'I love co-op games. I love getting things for free. My friend bought a copy of this for me, and we played it, and I still feel robbed. The game had a lot of good ideas and potential but cashed in on none of it. The gameplay was uninteresting at the best of times, and often broken. The story was lackluster. The voice acting and music were easily the better parts of the game, and even they were not great.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Commander_Ryuk', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 164, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2014-06-23', u'text': u'Okay game sounds fun...I CANT EVEN GET PASSED THE CURSED TUTORIAL! I try get it do commands nothing seems work and the help just repeats i mean be simplier if the help say say this or something i given up at this point i cant even move on from tutorial. All i get to trying fixed a \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing cushion that dosnt even work.  Making the commands simplier probably be helpful.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Kutter Edge', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 88, u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2014-06-19', u'text': u'well i got this game thought it would be really fun to play......then the problems started it would boot and go through the into just fine. when it got to the loading screen to go into the mission it just crashes out. i ran a trouble shoot and it says that its not compatible with windows 8 i thing they should have put that in the information about the game so people didnt waste there time. i hope there will be an update that will help with this problem.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'RandomRiffy', u'text': u"For an early access game, it is pretty solid. I really enjoyed the interaction process and figuring out what to say next. Plus there are tons of more interactions that can be explored in each level (I can see that from the achievements list) so theres a lot of replayability there. Can't wait for the next level to be released. Keep up the good work!!", u'hours': 5.8, u'date': u'2014-06-18', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198127845072', u'product_id': u'263040', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 28, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'CasenC\u2714', u'text': u"It's an amazing software that lets you create your own posters or animations\n10/10", u'hours': 276.9, u'date': u'2017-11-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 18, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'THE cake is a lie', u'hours': 262.7, u'products': 3, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-29', u'text': u"i didn't like that it seemed difficult to animate, pose, and overal guide yourself through it, but i liked that my posters sometimes came out good.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Vangdetta', u'text': u'Make your own animations and short movies.', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-11-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198044414105', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 40, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'IVih', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 533, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-09-21', u'text': u'gg', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Chez', u'hours': 3.3, u'products': 1258, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-09-21', u'text': u"Looking at screenshots and promo video I was hoping for a bizarre mindblowing surrealistic puzzle game like from pictures of M. C. Escher.\nBut in Back to Bed the power of surrealism is unexploited, which was a huge disappointment for me. There are elements of it like stairs that make the character to stand at a wall, but sadly there are not many of them. Levels' desing is very good and some players will surely find them challenging, albeit they are not difficult and not much different than in other productions of puzzle genre. Still they are very enjoyable.\nDevelopers took more care of surrealism while creating the environment. Graphically the game is absolutely magnificent and it really feels that it was inspired with pictures of masters like Dali and Escher. Due to omnipresent eyes and other strange beings Back to Bed can be creepy, but from the other side, detailed surrounding with a warm light make it cosy.\nThe main characters - Bob and ucanny looking Subob are very likeable and it was fun for me to help them.\nEven though Back to Bed is not much different than the other classic puzzle games if it comes to the gameplay, it is worth  playing due to its amazing atmosphere.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'[Clone]', u'text': u"Note that this isn't a proper review, as I only played for 40 minutes, and I wasn't likely even to the half-way point.\nBeing that the game is free, there's not much reason NOT to try this, but if you do, you might find Back to Bed to be quite lacking.\nPut briefly, this game offers some trippy visuals and an interesting concept that drives the game play, but the puzzles aren't very difficult or interesting (at least as far as I made it), there's really nothing in the way of a plot to keep you motivated, and the game changes little as you progress.\nUltimately I quit simply because Back to Bed is boring; it suffers from a lack of variety or intrigue, and simply couldn't be asked to proceed any further. Maybe a true puzzle enthusiast will enjoy it more than I did, but I feel that such a person would feel the game is too easy anyways.", u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-09-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198035633481', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 128, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Syndication_Midnight', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 47, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-12-28', u'text': u"I guess this garbage finally made it to Steam after many years but here you are, good job!\nOgp player here. It might have been a decent game but it has not aged well. The game has been reduced to a simple cashgrab mess that's been passed around trying to bleed you dry of your money. try to save your time and not buy into upgrading your gems, buying black friday boxes or whatever holiday rare item BS they're pulling you into. I also see NHAA rooms are still going strong with I assume ppl fishing for unsuspecting players for items and dancing, quite sad.\nDon't support this rubbish for your own health.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Tony Gintonic', u'text': u"Very sloppy game, animation is really poorly made. I'm a long time Get Amped 1 player hoping to find something similar to it. This game just doesn't cut it.", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2016-12-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 3, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'NICK CROMPTON', u'text': u"i relly love this game because it's relly fun and making people to have fun and to show their fighting skills", u'hours': 3.4, u'date': u'2016-12-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198237547008', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 31, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'XDOUBLECHINX666', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 239, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u'HUEHUE NICE', u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Benoban', u'hours': 32.3, u'products': 55, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u'Why be you when you can be Batman?', u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Starsaber', u'hours': 17.8, u'products': 65, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'I AM BATMAN!!!! First of all to play this game you have to be Batman. Or else how would you use Batarangs, Batclaw to sneak in the dark on your enemies. You have to be intutitive solving the puzzles and look for the entrance.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Existential Despair', u'text': u'Loving the game so far. Lots of interesting abilities, characters with different passives that make for different gameplay choices, great stuff.', u'hours': 5.8, u'date': u'2017-05-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197976102752', u'product_id': u'554220', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 404, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'InanZen', u'hours': 11.4, u'products': 359, u'product_id': u'554220', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-05-21', u'text': u"Great match 3 game,\nif you liked PuzzleQuest, you're probably going to like this one as well.\nPrice is great, from the looks of it there's at least 20 hours gameplay in campaign.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'UnlimitedAmmo', u'text': u'Oafmatch is a match three RPG which includes a story mode and a roguelike mode. The story mode is surprisingly robust (Devs say over 30 hours and that seems about right. My initial impression of length was based only on the first chapter, which obviously would be faster than the others). The story follows the adventures of our titular oaf and his large entourage. The writing is simple and has a great sense of humor. The roguelike mode is initially interesting, but traveling between floors is anticlimactic and tedious. Roguelike mode is also a little too kind. If your team is wiped and you must restart, you are allowed to keep all of the loot you previously acquired.\nOafmatch is a great match three interpretation of classic RPGs, and an easy recommendation for the genre.', u'hours': 4.9, u'date': u'2017-05-21', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'554220', u'page_order': 5, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 170, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u"Bumberton's Delight", u'text': u"It's like skyrim but with guns.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-06-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'406920', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 25, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'advancedspuds', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 1148, u'product_id': u'406920', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-06-17', u'text': u"Great ASCII shooter.  You forget it's ASCII really quickly and just enjoy the gameplay.  A great shooter, like DoomRL only realtime.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Epicwindow+-', u'hours': 2.8, u'products': 311, u'product_id': u'406920', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-04-30', u'text': u'Dead Space 4?', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Lord Rian', u'hours': 3.9, u'products': 2444, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-08-15', u'text': u'I could sit in that tank all day!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Casual', u'hours': 121.9, u'products': 1306, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-10-20', u'text': u'Need more quality board games like this one steam. Great idea, its really fun. Havent got to play with friends yet, but i can assume its going to be twice the fun. A must buy for any board game lover.\nI dont really know what else to say other than its super addictive, great support from DEVS and its just super fun.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Brasas', u'hours': 6.5, u'products': 724, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-11-26', u'text': u'Surprise gem from 2011. Abstract pattern matching play requires perseverence to "click". Combinations of champions, equipment and units provide replayability. Yet also filled with personality by its media designers. Campaign acts as tutorial for MP.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'\U0001f525\U0001f525 The Litopotamus \U0001f525\U0001f525', u'text': u"(Spoiler: Nothing great)\nDon't buy it, it's a neat concept but beyond that the game is bad.", u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2017-02-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'422650', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 330, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Grim', u'text': u'Was thoroughly enjoying the game, then I got in a fight inside a building and found out that enemies respawn as soon as their spawn is out of view. \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 this/10', u'hours': 2.7, u'date': u'2017-02-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'422650', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 602, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Dr. Werewolf Jones', u'text': u"I remember first playing this game back in the early 2000s and I could not have loved it more.  It gave me the option to modify any character I wanted by buildiing skins, meshes, changing powers and even building campaigns (although I didn't go that far into the creation process.)\nThe great thing is that there are dozens and dozens of websites online where other fans have created your favourite heroes and villains for you to download and use in the game, some have even made full scale maps and campaigns as well!  It has the feel of being right inside of a comic book, not just playing around with a bunch of guys that have powers, there is a certain theme and feel to the game that reminds you of the comic book culture, from Marvel to DC and everything in between.", u'hours': 14.7, u'date': u'2012-03-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198059868100', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 36, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'No Random Critical Hits', u'text': u'Oooh my...\nSo simple, oh so very simple.\nBut not painstakingly simple.\nGood game', u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2017-03-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198254358794', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 2, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'piercings76', u'text': u"I've revised my review.  For a Beta game there is a lot of content here.  I think this game has alot of potential.  I didn't realize that you would start at pretty much ground zero in each new dungeon you go into.  I like to grind it's a way to veg out, You can constantly improve your character, but it seems like as soon as you finish one dungeon and are slaughtering everything the next one kills you with ease.  I like to progress my character in game I want a powerful character not one constantly getting beat up by goblins.  I'll recommend it just for the time I've played it.", u'hours': 29.5, u'date': u'2014-05-10', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198091229474', u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 258, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'\u25ba remiX\u2716\u266b\u266b\u266b', u'hours': 13.1, u'products': 70, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2014-09-12', u'text': u'Zanimljiva igra i lepa grafika,vredi igrati !\n10 / 10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u"Ron Jeremy's gay Brother", u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 228, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-07-27', u'text': u"A game ruined by massive hate train.\nBut for real though, dev please add bots to the game as lobbies are always empty. This game got some smooth gameplay and cool animations, plus all weapons in this game are CQB specialised and tactical as \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665. However it won't function as a game at all if there's no players !\nBut as its current states, this is a no buy and I felt like this game will get boring after a few weeks. But I am not even gonna be able to torture myself if there's no players at all.\nSo dev, please add some bots. If you are seeing this, I am not gonna change my review until you do so, thus I can actually enjoy what this game has to offer.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Nemesis T-Type', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 227, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-07-27', u'text': u'Dead multiplayer. Repetitive and boring single player with absolutely no variation in missions. Next to no content. Unbearably small maps. Unbalanced weapons. Zero story. Just...no.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Karkkipappa\u2665~', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 482, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-07-27', u'text': u"I got this game for 1usd from humble bundle but still feel scammed.\nGame wont start i used capcoms own guide to fix but it still dont work.\nGl@esports DipS#!ts\nLess redneck version: I feel very betrayed getting this game even for the 1$ I managed to snatch it for. Even following the guide that capcom themselves were kind enough to provide it just won't start.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Chevalier de la Saucisse', u'text': u"Full of funny country stereotypes and hilarious encounters. (Nooooo! Not Greece again!)\nThe gameplay is very simple and a bit grindy, but the humor is worth it... If you're into that kind of humor :)", u'hours': 8.0, u'date': u'2017-06-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 1222, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Crow', u'hours': 15.4, u'products': 50, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-06-02', u'text': u'Poland can into Steam! Poland can into my favorite games library!\n10/10\nWold buy agin\nPsst.. Prussia will rise again.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'SpinnerSpecial', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 33, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-05-30', u'text': u"8/10\nA very fun little game with a good sense of humor. It is pretty much what you would expect from a game made by Polandball, which isn't a bad thing mind. It is just a fun little time-wasteing game that is reasonablly priced, which will pay for itself if you sell the trading cards that you get with the game. Check it out if you like countryball jokes.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Son of Simon', u'text': u'This game has some technical issues. It has the same pacing problems as the first game. Overall, though, I enjoyed it more than the first one. The story comes close to milkman conspiracy levels of weirdness.', u'hours': 20.0, u'date': u'2015-10-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198049733975', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 480, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'aVe', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 389, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2015-10-23', u'text': u'The main difference between the two Costume Quest games mostly lies in story and settings, and not much on gameplay that is very similar.\nSince I really liked the first episode, I should have appreciated this one; because once I have found an engaging gameplay, I really like to play it again in sequels. But in a strange way, Costume Quest 2 had a complete opposite effect on me.\nMaybe it\'s because of the long launch, the counter-intuitive main screen, the "knock on doors for candies or combat" part or the "too-fine / too hard" controls, I don\'t know. I felt the pleasurable experience from the first Costume Quest somewhat vanished.\nEven if I do appreciate hard and punishing games that presents tough challenges, doesn\'t help you a bit, and reward your efforts with mastery; I wasn\'t expecting Costume Quest 2 to challenge me that much when I only wanted a laid-back, relaxed play time.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'NReale3370', u'text': u"If you enjoyed the first Costume Quest on the surface this one feels and plays pretty much the same, so you'll enjoy it too.  That being said this one is much shorter and simpler than the first one.  My 100% completion time was about 7 hours.  Graphically the game looks a bit better, but the quests are simpler, the costumes less nuanced, and the battles too simplified.  I was really excited for Costume Quest 2 after enjoying the first one and am really disappointed.", u'hours': 7.2, u'date': u'2015-10-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 256, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'NerdiCorgi', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 209, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-02-23', u'text': u"The best use of a dollar you're going to find on Steam, hands down. This game does more with a couple hundred megabytes than many recent Triple-A titles do with a few gigs: they actually create something that's fun to play.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Diddlez', u'hours': 1.4, u'products': 28, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-02-22', u'text': u'Quite a fun game. I hope more is added to this game.\nGood to pass time.\n8.25 / 10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'knightsh4d3', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 240, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-02-22', u'text': u'Not to bad of a game. Simply made.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Amystrei', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 340, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-11-24', u'text': u"It's more or less a medical sims game. I'm not a big fan. I wish you could turn off voices of the characters. They're quite unpleasant to listen to. They aren't speaking any language. It's just like adult baby babble. If you like the Sims you might like this game. If not, then I doubt it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Swag Muffin', u'text': u'This game is so much fun with friends or others who will play with you\nSadly the game is full of good ideas and things todo per game.\nIF YOU ARE LOOKING TO PLAY BY YOUSELF DO NOT BUY THIS GAME. The online multiplayer is \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665t and you will never find a public game.\n4/10\nFun for awhile, gets stale quick, online is\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 baby wins almost everytime', u'hours': 3.0, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198288618289', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 8, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'geminiotakucat', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 80, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'text': u"This game has been out for exactly 2 years now. Yes, this was a fun game we all assumed was early access or would be heavily updated over time, pretty much nothing has changed. There's more than 1 level now... So I guess that helps?", u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Little D.', u'hours': 2.3, u'products': 82, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'text': u'You gotta be here dad.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Serah BoyFriend', u'text': u'nice game', u'hours': 110.8, u'date': u'2017-11-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198384275941', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 1, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'yukifuji', u'text': u'This game is really bad.I couldnt even finish the game because of too much stuttering in gameplay.Ive tried the best that i can to fix the gameplay.I even tried to request for refund for this game but steam has denied my request so i have to keep the game till i get a better spec of my pc to play it.Maybe the storyline is good but bad quality gameplay made me unable to play it! :(', u'hours': 4.2, u'date': u'2017-11-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 5, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Samyboy03', u'hours': 63.9, u'products': 34, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-11', u'text': u"If you like the first FF XIII, 90% chance you'll like this one for sure. Really good game, in term of evolution from the first FF XIII. The story is more coherent, the explorable area vary alot and combat/function are slightly different from the first FF XIII (Witch those changes were very good change!). The music sounds outstanding and flow really well in gameplay, combat, wondering around and during cutscene. (Some ost from the first one are present in this game though)\nFor the completionists out there,  i don't recommended you go for 100%. Because most side quests are really tideous, and cannot be done without checking help online... not worth your time.\nAlso, the PC port of this game is extremely bad optimized...First, i had to mod it to make the game look better. Second,  crashing during loading screen happen ALOT . I had to give up doing 100% because it crash and i lost 2hours of doing boring side quest. Soo just finishing the main story and you'll be satisfied! Good game and great improvement overall.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Bromista', u'text': u"This game does not run very well on modern systems. On Windows 10, the game will crash if you try to play at anything other than your computer's native resolution. In my case, this is 3200 x 1800, and at this resolution, characters and objects are tiny and it takes a long time to move the mouse across the screen, making the game essentially unplayable.\nFrom reading the forums, it seems that this has been a known bug for a long time and they still haven't fixed it, so I'm not holding my breath.", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-05-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 609, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'ZappBrannigan', u'text': u"Inquisitor is the sort of game that I really want to love, but just don't. I have started it up several times, but just get frustrated and end up putting it down every time.\nIt has a major plus in its writing. Seriously, whoever wrote the dialogue in this game should get a medal. The dialogue is huge, detailed, interesting, and responsive. Talking to characters is consistently interesting. There is an engaging overarching plot as well.\nBUT, everything else is wrong. The controls, the combat system, inventory, it's all broken and frustrating. It's such a pain in the\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665that I just can't be bothered to slog through it for the sake of the writing.\nBasically, there are much better old-school rpgs on the market that will give you a lot more fun and a lot less frustration, so I just can't recommend this.", u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2017-05-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198022311003', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 223, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'djuro20', u'text': u"GAve it a shoot; but i can't get over various aspects that were listed in other negative reviews.", u'hours': 6.3, u'date': u'2017-05-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198022298610', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 261, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Draxonfly', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 503, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-10-26', u'text': u'Memoir 44 The Board game is fantastic, a favourite in our house hold to play.\nThis digital version of Memoir 44 is a really great adaptation of the same game. Plays really well.\nThe biggest let down and the sole reason I can not recommend it is that you have to constantly pay money to keep playing this game. It is such a shame they went this way of pay to play.\nSave yourself some money, go out and buy the actual physical copy of the board game, even if you are not into war games, Memoir 44 (the tabletop game) is great and so easy to learn.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Agastur', u'hours': 2.7, u'products': 12, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-09-15', u'text': u'This game is soo good, but its kinda pay 2 play, but you can play with a friend soo if both dont buy anityng its going to be fair.\nThis game is a must try for everyone that like strategy games but only play with a friend, otherwise you WILL lose if the other guy buy anitying ANYTINHG', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'bhkaka', u'text': u'The actual board game is superb, this online version is playable but is no way near as good,\ngo out and buy the board game it plays far better than the online version ever will.', u'hours': 7.2, u'date': u'2017-09-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198316565153', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 15, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'clawjelly', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 559, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'text': u"Meh. Tries to say something profound, but didn't really translate to me. And for a walking simulator the graphics are too basic for my taste.\nThe game feels like a student project, which is fine, but I'd rather play something else and wait for their next game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Whiskers', u'text': u'0.1 hrs on record.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-12-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 83, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'\u2622da nuky \u0438\u0433\u0440\u043e\u043a\u2622', u'text': u'kidy pidy this game is for you :)', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 28, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'thuly', u'hours': 6.8, u'products': 316, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u"This game is the fantasy fulfillment of Iron Chef. The writing is strong and the disparate modes feel good together. The upgrade system occasionally feels like a punishment whenever you bring the wrongg elemental gear into a match, but even when that happens it's far from impossible to win. Charming in every way.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'ghoulish87', u'text': u"what if i told you that theres a game that mixes 2D hack n slash combat, line puzzules, AND cooking. well don't i sound crazy right, and that just sounds like mish mash of random game elements that does not work in reality? well YOUR VERY WRONG. this like hand of fate in mixing elements that on paper dont work but in practice work, this game pulls it off spectacularly need a game to end your year look no furtur then battle chef brigade.", u'hours': 5.1, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198390654529', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 60, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'DartAranchine', u'hours': 14.5, u'products': 561, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u"Real good Iron Chef simulator d('w ' )", u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'jcbluedragon', u'text': u'Great game love everything these guys do and im looking forward to the next update', u'hours': 10.5, u'date': u'2017-11-21', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198020456387', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 171, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Malikane', u'hours': 28.1, u'products': 516, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-21', u'text': u'This game is fantastic! It has enough depth to feel like you are working towards something, it has enough forgiveness to not feel like everything in the universe hates you, it has enough challenge that pulling something risky off can feel very rewarding.  I\'ve really enjoyed my time with it so far--if you want to watch some firsthand gameplay, I have some videos uploaded and will continue to play for at least several playthroughs.\nThis is at its core an open world space exploration game, with a variety of things to do.  One of the things I\'ve really enjoyed about it so far is the variety of missions available--I\'ve done a dozen smuggling missions and each of them feels like an actual meaningful mission instead of more of the same "pick up X and deliver to Y."  I then consider how I\'m only currently doing smuggling missions...there are missions for princes and traders and pirates and politicians and a dozen more types of NPCs! I can\'t speak to playability in 200 hours, but nearly 20 hours in I\'m really loving it.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Skylab', u'text': u'Okay. I don\'t buy a lot of games. But I did buy this one. I believe it should have the tag, "roguelike" as it plays as such. (Which is a good thing imho.)\nThough there are some bugs, every other day when I log in there is a new update so I will give the devs props. If you like roguelikes and you like space exploration then this is probably the best bang for your buck.\nOne thing I would like to see is a more helpful map screen. Sometimes on the map, when I hover over a planet I get some info. Sometimes, not. Both right and left click sends my ship to the location, so what if left click moves and right click provides any available info on the selected planet. Since they dont have names, just banners, and some of the faction banners are difficult to discriminate.\nOverall, I\'ve had a blast sailing around, picking fights, rescuing hostages, and getting involved in a bloody duel of assasins. I may have lost but it was not for lack of trying.\n10/10 will play again!', u'hours': 26.2, u'date': u'2017-11-21', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198155989101', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 8, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Video Games', u'hours': 1.9, u'products': 291, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u"So Subterranean Animism's the next one coming to Steam right", u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'bisbing', u'hours': 4.2, u'products': 83, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u"The final boss stole Border of Wave and Particle, but other than that, it's a pretty good game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Schaal', u'text': u"So much challenge! so much fun! It may be frustrated if you are not familiar with shoot'em up genre or Touhou series, but don't get discouraged tho! Keep practicing and playing the game will eventually lead you to clear the game. Once you get to the level, this game is addictive af. Also don't forget awesome ZUN(creator)'s music. The only downside for this series is that the character designs are getting dull and unattractive", u'hours': 38.9, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197976631516', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 75, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'satanXOX', u'hours': 27.6, u'products': 90, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'The Rockstar game services are unavailable right now.\nThe Rockstar game services are unavailable right now.\nThe Rockstar game services are unavailable right now.\nThe Rockstar game services are unavailable right now.\nThe Rockstar game services are unavailable right now.\nThe Rockstar game services are unavailable right now.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'BatmanComSabreDeLuz', u'hours': 382.7, u'products': 193, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'The only game that makes me still have a Windows partition on my computer.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Kirito hellcase.com', u'hours': 252.3, u'products': 25, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'best game ever', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'PixelCake', u'text': u'What more do you want, SFM porn', u'hours': 65.8, u'date': u'2017-11-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198060363099', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 44, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'C.E Killer', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 33, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-29', u'text': u'GUD TOOL FOR MAIQUE VIDEOS OFE TEAMFORTES 2 WWHEHWEHWEHWHEHWEHEHWHEWHEHW', u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'kittypaws12314', u'text': u'Cool whatever you might call this. Though it might lag sometimes, it is amazing! I recommend this to everyone who likes to animate!', u'hours': 4.3, u'date': u'2017-11-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198209855068', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 7, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'_BOLTHUNTER_', u'text': u'\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ING AMAZING 10/10 better than most games out there what a master peice.............................', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-09-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198300541537', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 98, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'FatalJoy', u'text': u'Absolutely love this game.\n10/10 unique and cute graphics\n10/10 little puzzles interesting enough to draw you in but not that difficult to force you to give up\n11/10 and I got it for free!!!!!!\nIt feels like\n\uff0cbut has so much more fun than', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-09-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198292273381', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 447, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'-Zaizen-', u'text': u'Good relaxing game. Totally recommend if you want to kill some time. Turn of the game sounds, put on your favourite tracks  and enjoy the game.\n+Pleasant graphics\n+Easy achievements\n+You play as a dog creature with human face\n-Not really nice controls\n-Not the best sounds\n-Too short', u'hours': 3.5, u'date': u'2017-09-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198021100213', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 524, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'LowTi3rWater', u'text': u"Game is absolute trash. All the people who play it are spooks. Make one cuck angry and you get ddos. I go in and try to have fun but some coon gets angry that someone who doesn't know how to play beats him and ddos. Even when you put specific tags that say no spooks or cucks, you get spooks and cucks.", u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2016-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 17, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Entus', u'text': u"Let's keep this short, for context I've played this game for around 10 years.\nWhy this game is good:\nIt has a unique, fluid, skill-based 3D combat system you won't find in another game\nWhy I will never recommend this game:\nIt is pay-to-win to the point where there is no possible way you can beat someone who has spent money on the game, and the more they spend the more the gap widens.\nConnection is peer-to-peer. This means when someone lags, they teleport around the screen randomly rather than only having a delay on their inputs like every compitant game does nowadays.\nThe game has gone through 3 developers, all of which want the immediate cash-grab rather than making an attempt to change the terrible balance of in game items and stats. Do not even try this game, it is out-dated and will die unless serious action is taken to rebuild the pay-to-win system in place.", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 124, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Xxsallxx', u'text': u'Sometimes I wonder why some garbage games have more players then this game. This games gameplay is one of a kind. One of the best fighting game if you ask me. The only thing is when you first start you are going to quit. This game is not noobie friendly you have to get you butt wooped a cupple of times. but that\'s the only way you are going to get good in this game, just like any other fighting game.\nP.s. there are a lot of stupid people who are going to say "the community is toxic" as a review of this game but let me say this what game doesn\'t have a toxic community????', u'hours': 42.2, u'date': u'2016-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198212670748', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 2, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'joestar D', u'hours': 3.8, u'products': 184, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'Uno de los mejores juegos, lo recomiendo', u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'quaddy goon', u'hours': 22.1, u'products': 34, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u"I've beaten this game many times before, and it's amazing how playing it again but on PC for the first time can re-spark my interest in the game.  This is the second greatest superhero game I've ever played (behind Arkham City of course), and is a top 10 game of all time for me.  It really nails the atmosphere, story, and gameplay aspects damn near perfectly that it will always be a great title to play if you're bored, even if it's almost 10 years old.  Be warned though, counters are pretty annoying at times. 9/10", u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'natethebait', u'text': u"Good ol' Batman", u'hours': 8.9, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 93, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Dread Guacamole', u'text': u'A match-3 puzzler with RPG elements, much in the vein of Puzzle Quest.\nIn short, it\'s a great iteration of the formula - fun and with well-thought-out mechanics. You\'ve got a campaign mode with a goofy story and a sprawling set of characters and locations, and you can also go into a rogue-like mode where you go through consecutive encounters that whittle you down until you die... and then you start again.\nIt\'s great if you like this sort of thing. If you don\'t know if you like this sort of thing, well, think Bejewelled with an extra layer of RPG mechanics on top.\nThat out of the way, let\'s get into more detail:\nYou have an ever-growing cast of characters, each one with their own special ability, and a primary and a secondary stat (out of four). These primary and secondary stats determine the equipment they can, uh, equip. There\'s no experience, but you can spend gold to level up all of your characters at the same time.\nYou can take four people into battle, and while in the map you can swap them in or out or change their equipment as you wish. All battles give you gold, and sometimes treasures; in the campaign you automatically heal, and there are no consequences to losing a battle; not so in the roguelike mode.\nThe tiles on the battles represent each one of the stats (Wisdom is purple, Dexterity is Yellow, and so on) - damage done by matches is affected by the highest stat of that color from among all of your characters. So if your thief dies and no one else has a good Dexterity stat, matching yellow gems from then on is going cause very little damage. There are also "terrain" tiles, and when you gather ten of those a terrain effect that varies per battle comes into effect. This can be something like hitting all enemies for a sizeable amount of damage, or giving you some sort of boost.\nAfter you make a move, then it\'s your opponent\'s turn. Enemies come in two main types - the basic mobs, which don\'t "act" but gather mana each turn. Once they have enough mana, they change a tile to an "attack" tile of the same color; this has a counter that goes down by one every turn, and when it reaches 0 it activates and (usually) takes a chunk of health from one or more characters.\nThen there\'s more powerful enemies, marked by a red outline. They make matches of their own on their turn (never more than one move, at least to the point I played). So they gather Mana and have abilities much the same as your characters.\nThere are a lot more wrinkles and details - for example, when one of your characters is killed, they turn into a tile on the board; include that tile in a match, and they resurrect, although at a fraction of their health.\nThe campaign mode is pretty much what you\'d expect out of a Puzzle Quest clone: a map of nodes, each one a battle or a town where you can get quests and buy stuff. Many of the nodes have little vignettes attached, and that\'s where the plot happens. At least it doesn\'t take itself seriously; it never quite made me laugh out loud, but it\'s charming, well-written and funny enough. As far as I got, all the battles are the same - there\'s no equivalent to the crafting or creature taming puzzles of Puzzle Quest.\nThe Rogue-like mode is... not for the faint of heart. I don\'t expect to spend too much time with it, but it\'s very rich. You\'re presented with a choice of two battles, with the reward an enemies for each clearly visible. Characters that end the battle dead stay dead, and any health loss is not healed in between battles. Building a good party, and changing it effectively as characters die, seems to be vital.\nA word on randomness - it\'s pretty dialled down here; I never got the feeling that it cheated, the way Puzzle Quest seemed to cheat. The only exception is extra turns, I\'ve haven\'t worked out how they happen yet and it can be annoying in that you can\'t plan around them except for very specific circumstances.\nAnyhow, I think I\'ve gone on long enough. I hope this helps you get a better idea of what the game plays like. There\'s precious few Puzzle Quest clones around that are worthwhile, and there\'s a reason I keep bringing that one up, and not any of its follow-ups. Oafmach, though, is definitely a keeper.', u'hours': 40.3, u'date': u'2017-05-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198003469036', u'product_id': u'554220', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 2027, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'wintermute6669', u'text': u'like a crappier puzzle quest. played it for 15 minutes before the menus stopped working, cannot open the party management screen like the tutorial suggests, instead it just makes a rapidfire mouse clicking noise over and over and does nothing, if i cant level up my guys there is really no point in playing this. will check back in a couple months and change this review if problem is fixed.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-05-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'554220', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 358, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Noetherian', u'text': u"Great implementation of a puzzle-based RPG. As someone who likes puzzle-based RPGs, this is the game that I didn't realize I was waiting for.\nPersonally, I find the plot and characters amusing, but the real selling point is the strong mechanics and the sheer amount of content in a $5 game. (I would happily have bought the game at twice the price!) I have played a lot of Puzzlequest and Gems of War in the past -- and they are both excellent games -- but I like the gameplay of oafmatch significantly better than either of those games.\nOafmatch offers a wide variety of strategic decisions in selecting and equipping your party, as well a strong match-3 gameplay that rewards you for thinking ahead, but also throws in some interesting surprises. (Like when a ressurrect gem for a dead party-member appears in exactly the wrong spot on your board! <grin>) Also, I like the wide variety of effects available on equipable weapons ... many of which reward you for managing the board effectively. (E.g., the putrid ham that deals damage to an enemy each turn equal to the number of green gems on the board)\nUltimately, I think that a key selling point is the rogue-lite gameplay mode. I haven't made it far in that mode (still using the campaign to explore the gameplay mechanics) but the rogue-lite repeated runs at a randomized dungeon to unlock more content in a puzzle-based RPG is an awesome idea!", u'hours': 7.5, u'date': u'2017-05-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198000942568', u'product_id': u'554220', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 414, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Desolater IV', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 8509, u'product_id': u'406920', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-02-09', u'text': u"Don't let the graphics fool you, this is actually a pretty well designed shooter similar to horror shooters like Dead Space or Doom but remarkably only uses letters as the graphic detail of everything in the game.\n+ Surprisingly fun, going into this I had a lot of doubts\n+ Very atmospheric sounds which adds a LOT to the feeling of being in some sort of futuristic ship or lab filled with monsters.\n+ Interesting level design where you can break through walls of certain areas, and has quite a bit of exploration with hidden items and paths.\n+ The story is a bit cliche, but told very well and adds a sense of mystery and purpose\n+ I personally find it pretty incredible that someone could even make a game like this\n- At some parts, it's a bit hard to tell where to go or what to do, and I think this is primarily because of the graphic limitations.\n-  It is hard to tell what distance monsters can attack you from, i think it's like 3 squares away, and since there's no animation you tend to get hit a lot even when you are circling around them.\n- Since you can't fire diagonally it can be a challenge to line up enemies\n- No controller support (or at least it did not work with my Xbox One controller) which was a bit disappointing considering this is basically a twin-stick shooter.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Warwick Janetzki', u'text': u'When I first saw that Monsterland, formerly Dead Colony in its lesser version (on Desura), was released a little over a month ago I was more than a little surprised. Don\u2019t get me wrong I understand that there has been a revival of classic era-style gaming. Atari recently announced that they were bringing back 100 of their classic games in the spring with multiplayer support to Steam in the northern hemisphere Spring and Sanctuary RPG has been relatively successful on Steam as an ASCII adventure but a text shooter? How was that going to work? Surprisingly well and very playable as it turns out.\nThe concept of Monsterland is quite simple. You begin in a prison and your task is to get the hell out of there. You\u2019re going to come across a lot of monsters that need to be destroyed before they kill you. Before you can contemplate killing them you\u2019re going to have to find weapons and ammunition in which to kill them withg. You\u2019ll also need to find health (H) so you can heal yourself, key cards in which to unlock doors and you\u2019ll also need to learn how to use the environment of each level to your advantage (or your own death). All of this works surprisingly well. The text doesn\u2019t limit immersion either. In fact, I would suggest that it had the opposite effect on me. It made me trigger my imagination quite a lot more than other games would.\nIf I was to pinpoint the biggest flaw in the game it would be the AI. When I played I discovered that the tracking that the enemy monsters employed to get to me was far too easy to understand and it became far too easy to pick them off. Other minor issues that I came across was that there isn\u2019t a lot of ammunition spread out across the maps. This, however, can be argued as a positive as it makes you consciously aware of when and how to use the weapons that you have at your disposal and in many ways serves to counteract the issue with the AI. In stark contrast to the lack of ammunition is the at times absurd amount of \u2018H\u2019 or health spread across the map. I may have precious little ammunition but until I am overpowered by enemies my trusty little scrap gun will suffice.\nI\u2019ve seen other players compare the game to DOOM. Despite the obvious differences in artistic styles it\u2019s an apt comparison due to the way in which you progress throughout the game and in the way you regenerate your health.  It\u2019s a smart design choice as it always gives the player something to do \u2013 something to find, something to hunt down. It\u2019s one of the strengths of the game. There\u2019s always something to do which fits in well with the quick pace of the game.\nMonsterland is a quick three hour long action game that is a helluva lot of fun to play. If you\u2019re an action fan then you\u2019ll want to at least try it.\nFor similar reviews and our popular daily giveaways please visit', u'hours': 4.8, u'date': u'2016-01-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'406920', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 5101, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'-w-', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 17, u'product_id': u'406920', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-01-11', u'text': u'This games like get inside of the program....', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Kindred EP', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 268, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-07-27', u'text': u"I pray for those poor souls who paid 30 bucks for this game. It's just a generic af shooter which they used the Resident Evil name just to get sales on it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'The fucking seed', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 49, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-07-27', u'text': u'I dont know what everyone is talking about this game being terrible etc. The only bad thing about the game is theres no players on here if people played on here it would be a lot more enjoyable', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Fugitive Mind', u'text': u"Perhaps the most lazy shooter I've ever played. Gameplay is repetitive, environments are identical, enemies are ridiculously uneven... Stay away from this one, folks.", u'hours': 5.3, u'date': u'2017-07-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198105445916', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 696, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'=(e)= jiminijimjim', u'text': u'is of fun', u'hours': 7.5, u'date': u'2017-05-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198049757884', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 25, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Ar\xedate', u'text': u"Oh\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 Poland can't into space but can into gaming. Huehuehuehue", u'hours': 5.2, u'date': u'2017-05-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 475, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Cat Black', u'hours': 10.4, u'products': 118, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-05-22', u'text': u'I have had fun with this game for at least three hours. i really enjoy playing it and I guess this would be quite cool for 9gaggers!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'The British Monkey', u'hours': 15.7, u'products': 140, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2015-10-11', u'text': u'Like the first one, a wonderful halloween turn-based rpg.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'StrawberiKimono', u'text': u"While it wasn't as well rounded as the first game, Costume Quest 2 is a decent sequal.  It is a bit laggy however on my laptop. I found I had to turn everything way down to even have a chance at using the battle system. I think if it were not for that, it would have been a much better experience.  Still, I loved the first game enough to look past that.", u'hours': 8.4, u'date': u'2015-10-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198049860100', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 42, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'kissyface', u'text': u'This is one of my favorite games of all time! I dont know why exactly but it hits all the right spots.\nI honestly hope they continue this franchise in some form.', u'hours': 10.9, u'date': u'2015-10-10', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198119692289', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 234, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Arsa', u'text': u'Who knew a dollar would get you this far', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2016-02-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 19, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'milkshake', u'text': u'ccccccccccccccccccoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll\xa7\xa7!!!!!!!!!!!! sssssooooo mmmmmuuuuucccchhhh fffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnn\nLOOK ON THE COMMENTS I HAVE A QUESTION FOR THE OWNER\nLIKE IF U THINK THIS GAME SHOULD BE POPULER!!!!', u'hours': 10.2, u'date': u'2016-02-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198276626836', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 8, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Lair', u'text': u'SHOWTIME 2073\nPlatform: PC\nMSRP: $0.99\nLink to Lair Gaming\'s video review:\nWelcome to the Lair Gaming review of PACMAN: RELOADED! Wait, no, that\'s not right. Oh, yeah - SHOWTIME 2073.\nShowtime 2073 without a doubt draws inspiration from the aforementioned yellow dot-gobbler. Armed with what almost feels like a fully automatic version of the flak cannon from Unreal Tournament - you are tasked with collecting a number of round orbs from a maze-like map while assaulted from all angles by robots highly trained in martial arts. Has this caught your interest? It probably should.\nGameplay in Showtime 2073 not only looks like Unreal Tournament - it lives and breathes like it too. Running is a little floaty - and the fact that sprinting isn\'t a persistent feature leaves you constantly having to press and hold shift after each shot or jump. This sounds really nitpicky, but I honestly don\'t remember a circumstance where I didn\'t want to be sprinting - so having the default movement speed at sprint level would have been nice here. In addition, jumping was a frustrating affair on occasion. I would find myself trying to jump over portions of wall and getting stuck atop while enemies piled up on either side below. The engine was somehow unable to handle me riding the top of the wall and eventually would choose a direction to roll me off. In addition to some complaints regarding movement - I also wish there was some kind of impact sound or hit marker to show that you landed shots on your targets - but with the hectic movement and need to "spray and pray" to survive, I understand that there isn\'t really room for this nitpick to be completely satisfied. Lastly, I wish there was an option to disable the frequent slow-mo that comes when you kill enemies in quick succession. After a while, I did get used to it - and there were even some times I felt thankful for it when I was surrounded by enemies.\nIn my almost 3 hours with SHOWTIME 2073 to date, I\'ve managed to get to level 5 a couple of times - but I\'ve yet to finish it. The difficulty really ramps up when you hit level 4 and the game doesn\'t save your progress when you close the application (which is done by pressing the escape key - I learned accidentally). Luckily, deaths only take you back to the beginning of the current level rather than the beginning of the game.\nSHOWTIME\'s soundtrack is wild. It\'s just a nonstop, body-shakingly loud bass attack throughout. I never got tired of it, but this just isn\'t music I\'d be listening to in my spare time. That said, when my heart was racing - the heavy beat became the perfect track.\nVisually, you\'re not going to feel like you\'re playing a game you paid sub-$1.00 for. The visuals are crisp and remind me of all of my favorite arena shooters. There aren\'t a ton of assets used in total. Weapon fire always looks the same and environments don\'t vary all that much. Still, where it counts, SHOWTIME 2073 delivers. Enemy variety is an excellent way that the developer knew his audience. I counted 5 total enemy types. It doesn\'t seem like much, but for the price - I honestly expected a single enemy type for every level.\nSHOWTIME 2073 did make me want to go back and play Unreal Tournament 2004 again - but most importantly, it made me want to put that off a little while longer so I could stay in the task at hand. This game is so much fun - and I wholly recommend it when you have a spare dollar in your Steam account from selling old trading cards in the market. OK, maybe that\'s just the story of me finding this hidden gem.\nGameplay - 78\nVisuals/Art Style - 73\nAudio - 72\nContent-to-cost at $0.99 - 90\nFor what it\'s worth, I give SHOWTIME 2073 on PC a: 78/100.', u'hours': 5.1, u'date': u'2016-02-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198030806857', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 578, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'WBS', u'text': u"Typical port of an amazing game to Steam, a really good game when youre bored, and dont get too cocky, cause this game 's puzzles will \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 with your brain, very challenging and fun.\n7.5/10", u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2014-12-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'223280', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 376, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Blazenix', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 9, u'product_id': u'223280', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2014-09-07', u'text': u'Very insteresting game to pass the time! I am very happy that it has so many levels and more incoming. I really like it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'happycarrot50', u'text': u'[DID NOT FINISH]\nI have played hours of this game on the iPad, they are the exact same games but the PC port is just less fun to play due to the hardware. The game is colourful, well designed, fun to play, a tad challenging and perfect for pick up and play, this however doesn\'t translate well to the PC market.\n9/15 "Get it on iPad."', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2014-08-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'223280', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 411, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Sky Skywiz', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 90, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2015-07-31', u'text': u"As of the time of my purchase, the cut scenes have a lot of trouble. The visuals and audio do not match up if you leave the game on screen, with fragmented audio following the comic book style. You only get fluent audio in the cutscenes if you minimize the game to your task tray, forcing the game to catch back up after you open the game again. Not to mention that at the end of the cut scene, your game will crash, which forces you back to your last save point to have to try to get through it again. Yes there's an option in the scarce options menu to get rid of the cut scenes, but for those of us interested in the story, those character interactions are important. I'm sorry to say that while I loved Kay on the PS2, this doesn't hold up to the quality of even that system, much less a PC.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Ryngak', u'text': u"On the plus side this is almost EXACTLY like the original PS2 classic. Let the nostalgia flow through you.\nOn the down side this is almost EXACTLY like the original, including the crappy voice acting and clunky camera controls.\nThat being said it's still a great game that deserves some attention, just don't expect anything mind blowing... and maybe wait for it to go on sale.", u'hours': 6.0, u'date': u'2015-07-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561198119217982', u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 497, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Archie Andrews', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 182, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-07-30', u'text': u"Having a lot of fun with this one. The soundtrack is lovely, the gameplay is smooth and despite the nostalgic feel of this classic collect 'em, bash 'em platformer it doesn't feel dated at all. Legend of Kay provides relatively simple gameplay without being lackluster, the storyline is pleasant and engaging and though the cutscenes are a little lengthy at times there's hardly any cause for complaint if you're after a fun, easy-going action-adventure game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'drow_fighter', u'text': u'Waited 20 minutes for a so called "quick match" to no avail. Without players and/or bot support i see little reason to play this game.', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-12-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198087771219', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 91, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Reiss', u'text': u"I really wanted to play this game. I really did. It seamed really fun. But that's impossible when there are less players than there are classes.", u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2017-12-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198272612956', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 21, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'burg', u'hours': 1.4, u'products': 206, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-16', u'text': u'24 people average playing this game at the time of writing, and those numbers are probably never going to be much higher. Do not buy.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'20007718', u'text': u'\u6211\u4eec\u9700\u8981\u4e2d\u6587\nWe need Chinese\nNous avons besoin chinois\n\u4e2d\u56fd\u8bed\u304c\u5fc5\u8981\n\uc6b0\ub9ac \uc911\uad6d\uc5b4 \ud544\uc694\nWir brauchen einen Chinesen\nPrecisamos de chin\xeas\nNecesitamos chino\n\u041d\u0430\u043c \u043d\u0443\u0436\u043d\u043e \u043d\u0430 \u043a\u0438\u0442\u0430\u0439\u0441\u043a\u043e\u043c \u044f\u0437\u044b\u043a\u0435\nVi\xf0 \xfeurfum K\xednverska\nTreba nam Kineski\n\u1799\u17be\u1784\u178f\u17d2\u179a\u17bc\u179c\u1780\u17b6\u179a\u179a\u1794\u179f\u17cb\u1785\u17b7\u1793\nVi har brug for en kinesisk\nTarvitsemme kiinalainen\nPot\u0159ebujeme \u010d\xednsk\xfd', u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2017-07-11', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198195206502', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 82, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Aetos', u'hours': 1.7, u'products': 885, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-07-11', u'text': u"Incredibly well polished for a early access game. You know this one EA that will actually be released as they've done an incredible amount of work so far. Bought for the support. Updates occur weekly. It's an incredible acheivement for such a small team. The quality of this game puts AAA to shame.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'julian.ackermann', u'text': u'Wow! Loved every minute of it. Story, graphics, (non) fighting. Standing on top of the castle looking around this has so much potential to it. Frustrating but not infuriating, logical but not too easy. Spot on guys, keep it coming!', u'hours': 14.4, u'date': u'2017-07-10', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198019151674', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 116, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Snowy', u'text': u'Its an amazing game. Would highly recomend', u'hours': 70.5, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198134894138', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 25, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'ericgele', u'text': u"I bought this game because I am a fan of Klei's unique art style and atomspheric gameplay, yet I was rather disappointed despite its overwhelming popularity. Mark of the Ninja has very clumsy, unintuitive controls which makes it difficult to perform desired actions. As a beginner of this game I make a lot of mistakes hiding/unhiding from objects and after 1 hour of gameplay I still don't understand the exact function of the right mouse button. Mouse-swipe assassination is repetitive; switching gadgets is awkward and once you aim a noise bomb there is no instructions on how to cancel. Moreover, I find binding achievements to currencies for upgrades very annoying because it forces players to focus too much on stealth instead of the main plot.\nApologies to Klei for not recommending this game.", u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198385715614', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 12, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Stegos', u'text': u'MUITO BOM O JOGO RECOMENDO MUITO!!', u'hours': 5.7, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198198540318', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 13, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Tezlakipuka', u'hours': 2.3, u'products': 787, u'product_id': u'661590', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u"Very primitive and bad shooter with no notable features\n- no settings at all. Cannot even be switched to window mode with Alt+Return\n- ugly graphics, you will watch this annoying pilot the whole time\n- keybindings forced to arrow keys. no WASD, controller or rebinding\n- very unprecise collision detection\n- when dying, you cannot shoot for a few seconds and weapon is locked to weakest one. Enemies sometimes still shoot at you, often resulting in instant death again\n- advertised as dropping cards, but doesn't have a badge\nThis is absolutely not worth its high price.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'\u0110\u0663\u0105\u049c\u0454 M. ^live vor Ort', u'hours': 3.1, u'products': 3466, u'product_id': u'661590', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-09-26', u'text': u'doesnt drop trading cards', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'505miner', u'text': u'Realy good! I love laying it with friends XD.', u'hours': 2.7, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198360644737', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 8, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'\u5e78\u03b1\u03b7\u03b9\u043c\u0454 \u0455\u03c9\u03b1g\u5e78 Homer', u'hours': 4.2, u'products': 23, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'text': u'This game is so fun with friends and role playing xD', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Beezey', u'text': u'I get bullied     \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665      them', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 36, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Nishiki The Kitsune', u'text': u'Love the game so much it is great but at random points the game will just crash then make my steam stop working', u'hours': 20.2, u'date': u'2017-11-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198173327242', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 50, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Lycalys', u'hours': 73.6, u'products': 100, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-09', u'text': u"5.5/10.\nTL;DR: If you liked FFXIII, you might want to play it as it is still fun and good in some parts, but if you're not sure then it's also fine to ignore it and remember the original as it was. Very shoddy port.\nPositives:\nThe music, acting, characters and graphics are really good. Some gameplay aspects are well done, like the replayability aspects.\nNegatives:\nLots of things were also simplified and removed. Battles are a lot easier than the last game. Accessories, weapons, buffing and debuffing all feel really bland. The puzzles are fun at first but very quickly become a tiresome chore.\nThe story is boring and nonsensical. With time-travel stories this is often inevitable, but this one isn't even that interesting to make up for it. Terms like 'paradox' and 'distortion' are thrown around willy nilly to explain everything from major plot events to someone's phone going missing.\nThe port is also really badly done, get it on console. I didn't have too many problems, but the game did drop to 15 FPS sometimes during battle and cutscenes. The game autosaves so it wasn't a huge problem, but it did crash a few times.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Hystalker', u'hours': 13.9, u'products': 56, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-05', u'text': u'FORCE CLOSE ON WINDOWS 10!!!!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Razor', u'hours': 3.7, u'products': 1251, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-05-01', u'text': u'This is one of those forgotten masterpieces that you should start when you have the time to play. It wont hold your hand but it will reward your persistence.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'studmuffin', u'text': u"Have to admit i found this game difficult and awkward to play.Saying that though it really is a good game.The gfx are poor but the story is outstanding.If you get yourself past the first few hours of the game you tend to forget about how the game looks and really start enjoying yourself.Loads of puzzles,quests,classes.You can't really ask for more.I bought this on GOG and that is where i spent most of my time playing this.Enjoy.For the price it's a bargain.", u'hours': 30.7, u'date': u'2017-05-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198035158750', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 146, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'strangecat', u'text': u"They do not make games like this!  Not even games for Commodor 64, Amiga, IBM 486, nope back then nothing was like this.\nIt's Insane!\nThe game is huge with a detailed world and amazing Characters and quests.\nThe story is Mature and very well written and thought out.\nWho do you trust?  Is what you will be asking yourself as you play this game.\nGame is an role playing game but it's an action role playing game with some pretty strange mechanics.\nDo I recommend this game?  Yes it's beautiful and very deep but you have to know about how it plays.\nYou rely on potions to constantly replenish your health, stamina, and mana.\nI played as a Paladin and let me tell you this is one hard game.  My time is 200 some hours after beating it.\nAt the very end I had to end up cheating to create potions as there just wasn't enough to beat the main bosses.\nThe game will make you grind to gain levels to beat a spot.  The enemies will attack you as fast as possible with hardest attacks.\nThis isn't the first Diablo Monsters will attack so fast so hard there is little you can do but use Potions to survive.\nIf you play use seals to beat back ghosts etc.   Use Bows to beat back priests etc.\nMy companions in the later part of the game ended up being pretty pathetic to me and I consider that to be a lost effort.  There was so much that could have been done with party members.\nThis was a pretty amazing Game.  As I said they don't make games like this!\nThe music fit but I think it could have done with some more tracks.  A few pieces stood out more then others.  The music did fit the mood and create a nice ambiance for the world and places.\nI would recommend people just cheating then going through the game just to experience the world and story.\nPerhaps if you play as an Inquisitor the game is more balanced.\nWell Great Story\nGreat Characters\nAmazing Quests\nreally questional game mechanics.", u'hours': 193.4, u'date': u'2017-04-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198187966639', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 36, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'DarthPorkChop', u'text': u'I thought the game was free, and it it. but its "pay-to-play" model, is really a micro transaction to play the game, which ruins the whole experience, just make the game 9.99$ to get! otherwise, its a great game, and if your playing the boardgame version, then playing this will clear up the rules.\ni niether reccommend this game nor the oppisite, its really your decision!', u'hours': 9.0, u'date': u'2017-08-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198060281197', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 45, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Sideshow', u'text': u"Glad I didn't buy this board game.  Not much strategy here. Ultimately success is dictated by the cards and to a larger degree the dice rolls, which can make or break you (very frustrating). Never been a fan of Risk but if you like that game you will like this.", u'hours': 2.9, u'date': u'2017-07-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198001874906', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 29, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'H0ld3nCaulfield', u'text': u'Great game however the f2p model is garbage', u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2017-07-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198005723866', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 41, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'FizzPuff', u'text': u"I mean...I guess I get what they're going for but the platforming bit didn't suck me in at all. Not sure i would really recommend it or not.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198049438514', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 61, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'colts_2', u'text': u'?', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198080301152', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 4, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'mormthiel', u'text': u"It's an amazing game. Can't wait to play the full version.", u'hours': 4.6, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198300590489', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 10, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'zeus_lot', u'text': u'Utterly charming and consistently fun.', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198005990610', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 559, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Kitah', u'hours': 3.0, u'products': 424, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u"I Kickstarted the campaign for this game back last year and have been looking forward to it ever since. Many of the reviews here have already explained and given this title the priase it deserves, but I'd like to add my input as well.\nI'd like to note that I've so far only got to day 3 as Mina and I'm playing through the game in the standard difficulty.\nThe Good:\n+ The Art Style is gorgeous.\n+ The Voice Acting suits each individual character.\n+ The Storyline is well thought out.\n+ The Cooking Puzzles are fun and can become challenging.\n+ The Combat is entertaining and somewhat challenging.\n+ The Musical score suits each level / stage / setting that it is precented on.\nThe Negative:\n- I cannot find an instruction screen to refresh my memory on how to do x, and y. (I have a short memory, so if I do not complete or play the game daily I'll have issues).\n- Unable to change your loadout within a match.\nMy personal opinion regarding the loadout is that it should be chosen once you see your judges to make it more situational, having the loadout before makes more sense in the hard difficulty of the game, however, your loadout may not match what your chef desires and you may end up stuck not being able to please them on later stages.\nIf you like match puzzles, sidescrolling combat and entertaining stories then look no further than Battle Chef Brigade.\nHighly Recommend.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Rangea-man', u'text': u'After watching shogeki no soma for about a month i try to find a cooking game that is as intresting as the show,\nafter a miserable defeat Battle chef brigade comes along and blows my expectation for battle cooking style games/animoo\n11 / 10 great puzzle game and animoo.', u'hours': 4.7, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198069279116', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 304, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Capt. B. Dick', u'text': u'To keep it short: Fun game.\nWriting this review because i found a (Quest) Bug. Devs are active in discord and asked me to send in the save.\nDid so and it got patched within one day.\nVery friendly and helpful Devs. In times of 60\u20ac AAA games with\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665Companys that invent cash grab after cash grab (loot boxes anyone?) i am glad there are still some honest and passionate Devs like the Trese Brothers to throw my money at.\nAnd god damnit, its only 15 bucks, so buy it if you like rogue-lite spaceship/crew management RPGs!', u'hours': 11.8, u'date': u'2017-11-21', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197968902789', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 60, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'cicoles', u'text': u"Star Traders is a rpg-strategy hybrid game where you take on the role of a space captain and explore a randomly generated map for fame and fortune.\nAs with all hybrid games it's hard to classify the game. Playing this reminds me of Sid Meier's Pirates! which I enjoyed a long time ago.\nSome key features of the game:\n0) You travel in a spaceship in a universe of systems connected with jumpgates. Each system contain planets you can visit. You experience random encounters in travel and take up missions and make decisions on the planets you visit.\n1) Combat is turned based\n2) Missions is card based\n3) Both Missions and Combat is affected by jobs (classes) and traits (abilities)\n4) Your Captain and Officers and Crews all play an important part in the mix of Jobs and Traits you get and this will heavily impact the outcome of the missions and actions you take\n5) You have a very large range of Jobs you can take.\n6) There are different ships and modules you can upgrade, you can also equip your crews with different weapons for Land combat\nThe Pros:\n1) The developers have an excellent track for completing and launching their games. I bought this game based off the pleasurable time I had with Templar Battleforce. They are extremely responsive to suggestions on improvements to the game and have issued 4 patches with of bug fixes and improvements in under 2 weeks since EA! Expect a lot of development activity in EA!\n2) The game right now is deep enough to have fun with the still evolving gameplay. In EA, it contains enough content and working game systems to shame some indie fully released games.\n3) Support them early. Success is the best motivation to a good team in EA! There's a discount that's ending soon =).\nCons:\n1) As it's in EA, the documentation is a bit thin. Most of the information is in the forum. The WIKI is still lacking in detailed explainations of some game systems.\n2) The game is still evolving and content is still to be fully fleshed out. So expect an uneven experience. You milage may vary, but some may find the free roam + make my own adventure structure of the game off-putting.\n3) There's still bugs to be ironed out and UI to be enhanced.\nIt's a really good EA title. And the developers are hard at work on this judging from the frequency of the patches.\nRecommended!", u'hours': 27.7, u'date': u'2017-11-21', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198002742918', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 265, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'El Bandito', u'text': u"*** Early Access Review ***\nStar Traders: Frontiers is definitely looking like a gem of a game. While there are still plenty of things for the developers to improve upon, the game is playable and more importantly, a joy to play.  As you get to be the captain (customizable) of a ship (customizable), you have a lot of freedom for what you want to do.  Follow the campaign missions - go for it.  Ignore them and do you own thing - Go for it!\nGet to know you crew.  Find out that many of them have interesting traits.  Why does this junior office cost so much - got the greedy trait.  That officer that got knocked out of combat now has the battle-tested trait.  And your contacts, do you really want to take a mission from the one with the Traitor trait...\nMake money trading, smuggling, pirating, or exploring just to name a few methods.\nSo far, in early access, I've found the game to be enjoyable and fun to play.  The developers are responsive to feedback and the game is getting better because of it.  I've been burned by many an early access game before, but this one has been the very pleasant exception.\nRecommendation: Purchase", u'hours': 10.5, u'date': u'2017-11-21', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197993838353', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 52, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Trix', u'text': u'buy 2hu so reimu can afford food', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 152, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'\xdcber Kagerou', u'text': u"Touhou. on Steam. Sure it may not be in English but that's par for the course. I bought this for myself and a friend and I don't regret a dime of it. I know ZUN doesn't speak English, but if he did, I would tell him to keep up the good work.\n(and yes I am extremely biased)", u'hours': 2.7, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 109, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Nathan Meowgasonger', u'hours': 3.9, u'products': 208, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u"i'm pretty terrible at these games but they're good anyway and i love those girls a whole lot so i hope that these steam releases are successful so ZUN is interested in reaching out to the western fans more in the future!!\nthank you ZUN for making these girls!!!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'\u272aReneir', u'text': u'I recommend it because the is a good community and more.The graphics are amazing but the campaign you are gonna enjoy it.I came playing the game for his Online and campaign.I have 500 hours only in Online and I am not tired of it yet.I am not regretting my decision of buying this game.You will enjoy Grand Theft Auto V a lot!', u'hours': 531.5, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198212455245', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 20, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'MortiPedoBG', u'text': u'nice', u'hours': 146.8, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198444114759', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 4, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'niggaforce 3000', u'hours': 213.9, u'products': 29, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'If you dont own this game what is wrong with you.\nSTORY:\nEXCELLENT, the only think i didnt like was the whole (mild spoilers)\nThe way you can swtich between the 3 characters mid mission, and decide what approach you want to take to each heist makes it a lot better.\nONLINE:\nNot very fun when you have nothing and your just grinding on your own\nFun when you have friends and you mess around\nNot very Fun when you have a lot of money and have nothing else to do (what happened to me)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Smurf on memes', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 5, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-29', u'text': u'Hard at first', u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'460005499 add pls', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 3, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-09-21', u'text': u'Good game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Tenlong', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 6, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-12-27', u'text': u'Pls fix the launcher on steam, make a trading system, and have a way to turn steam money into RC.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Metro', u'text': u'Great atmosphere, Fun combat, great villians', u'hours': 25.5, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198055991470', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 120, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Evo', u'text': u"Boring and unbalanced.\nQuote Vino [Olive Garden]\nThe main problem I have with Oafmatch is in the gameplay. Stats, levels and equipment (of both your party and the enemy) have a disproportionately large influence on the outcome of a match. No amount of smart or lucky play will allow you to beat an enemy team that has spells that deal 150% of your party's HP in one hit. You simply need to grind up or lower the difficulty until your numbers are large enough that you can steamroll the encounter.", u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2017-05-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198029330084', u'product_id': u'554220', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 178, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Flying Shisno', u'hours': 1.6, u'products': 1133, u'product_id': u'406920', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-12-29', u'text': u"This is a very fun Action game. No Roguelike as I've heard some people call it, as ASCII doesn't immediately mean Roguelike, though few other genres use ASCII so it's not hard to see how people get to that answer.\nWASD are used to move, Numpad to shoot in the corresponding direction. You travel through the levels, reading the story(no walls of text, btw). The music is alright, and there's a decent variety of guns, though they could have put more ammo in the game.\nI definitely recommend this game for a dollar.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'BlyndHyro', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 105, u'product_id': u'406920', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-12-26', u'text': u'The simplicity of an MS-DOS game in a 2015 game? Lovely!\nThe sound design is great, it is easy to learn, and using alphabetical and numerical characters for the graphics just brings a whole lot of nostalgia to me. It reminds me of ZZT, a game made by Epic Games (yes, the Gears of War and Unreal developers) back when they were called Epic MegaGames.\nAll in all, a great and simple game for anyone looking for an MS-DOS inspired game!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'PatriotPancake', u'text': u'The game didnt even \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing launch I tried to give this game a chance despite the reviews I wanted to see for my-self what this game had to offer but no I did however get a refund and bought Hitman and 2 levels for the game so it wasnt all bad.', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-07-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198121886731', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 65, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Ajax', u'text': u'Poland still cannot go to space....\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-05-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 103, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'SoupNuggetDan1219', u'hours': 47.7, u'products': 72, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-10-06', u'text': u'Please describe what you liked or disliked about this game and whether you recommend it to others.\nPlease remember to be polite and follow the Rules and Guidelines.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Thundering Anus', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 247, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-02-21', u'text': u"Smash TV meets PACMAN in a dystopian future setting similar to Blade Runner. Very simple arcade mechanics with smooth fps controls. Not the most polished game, 'but\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665it was ninety-nine cents.' Well worth it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'pokemonmaster5802', u'text': u'Another fun game that used to be a fun tablet game, and is now a even more fun computer game. Recommended.', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2014-06-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198129124862', u'product_id': u'223280', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 21, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'The-Skull-Will-Conquer', u'text': u'Well i must admit that i bought this game as my daughter reccomended it as she had played it on her friends tablet and said to me "ITS A GOOD GAME DAD",OH i thought i dont know but i will get it for you and have a look at some point.\nSo she downloaded it played it and then went to bed,then i had a quick go just to check it out.\nAnd then it happened to me again i just fell in love with the simplicity of the gameplay and then found myself wanting to feed the little critter all the candy on the level.\nAnd that sums up what you have to do,but not how you have to do it "CUT THE ROPE" its that simple.\nOr is it well no some levels have you thinking and eventually you will come up with the answer but not after some head scratching has taken place to solve said levels.Each level plays out like a puzzle and there is allways an answer,and even with the hard levels the answer is usually staring you straight in the face.And thats what makes this game easy to reccommend,its easy to get into (whatever your age) and its such a simple idea that of course this game had to exist and would eventually be made by someone and then draw us in with its addictive gameplay.So if that sounds good to you buy it and if not buy something else.', u'hours': 4.9, u'date': u'2014-06-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198082918293', u'product_id': u'223280', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 4843, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'PhoenixT1', u'text': u"It's one of my favorite games, really fun to play and the alien is so cute !", u'hours': 5.6, u'date': u'2014-06-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198074169975', u'product_id': u'223280', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 543, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'AftermathFox', u'text': u"This game is a great combat-based platformer with branching paths and a bit of exploration. Yes, the voice acting is bad, but it doesn't interrupt the fun parts of the game. This game takes a new spin on combat through its use of the three weapons and offering the player enough choices to conquer each fight.\nThe only upsetting aspect of this game was its difficult camera controls. Some times you will have to back away from the action in order to move the camera into the correct position or else run the risk of getting hit. Often, the game tells you where the enemies are, but it would've been nice to see what they were doing as well.\nOverall, the combat aspects of this game are incredibly unique and refreshing compared to most hack-and-slash games. I highly enjoyed the challenge of Nightmare difficulty, and I hope that Kaiko develops more games like Legend of Kay.", u'hours': 23.7, u'date': u'2015-07-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198000652940', u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 76, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Zazz The Boy', u'text': u"i love this game to death, i really do. and it's not just because i was in it when i was 7 or 8 years old (i was the lil cat that complained about the village being walled off early on and i cringe whenever i watch that cutscene), but just because it's a super solid and fun game entirely. if you're a jak and daxter fan, you'll fall in love with this game too. pls buy", u'hours': 7.4, u'date': u'2015-07-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 234, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'ZOR33L is', u'text': u"in case you don't know, this is a remaster of a PS2 game of the same name of course. the remaster is great in terms of graphics and steam integration (cards, achievements..etc) but lacks graphics options (it will run at the same resolution as your desktop's) and only in fullscreen. there is a quick fix for the fullscreen thing to run in borderless if you want that involves creating an .ini file. the audio seems out of sync a little with the characters lips but i don't recall if it was that way from the PS2 game or its only here. other than that the game runs well.\nnow for the game itself, it is a classic 3D platformer like Jak and daxter and Sly Cooper, the combat is solid and the platforming is really fun, with lots of secrets to find and fun mini games takes the game's length to somewhat close to 15 hours. though the voice acting is really really terrible and should be skipped for sure (fortunately you can skip the cutscenes). and the camera is a little annoying sometimes but thats a common thing in most 3D games.", u'hours': 4.8, u'date': u'2015-07-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198025301599', u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 4355, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Fifthranger', u'text': u"A good game, but was released in a way that it was destined to fail. All hope is not lost for this game, but at this moment don't buy into it.", u'hours': 17.6, u'date': u'2017-12-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198044016748', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 165, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Muwumb\xe9', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 540, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-15', u'text': u'My favorite game of 2017.\n-Liam Schoenfeld', u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'SaltyBun', u'text': u'There are less players playing the game than the amount of dollars it cost to buy the game.', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-12-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 868, u'user_id': u'76561197976542546', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 231, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Andre Solo', u'text': u"Oh Lord... The level of cuteness, stealthyness, awesomeness, game designinness in this piece of work here IS, TOO, DAMN, -- wait for it ... wait for it a little longer, it's an epic pause we have here -- HIGH!!!!! So far 10/10", u'hours': 3.9, u'date': u'2017-07-07', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 109, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Marvelous Ducky Turret', u'text': u'Great magical game :)', u'hours': 4.3, u'date': u'2017-07-04', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197975817124', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 389, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Corina', u'text': u'So when I can I buy the Tilo Plushie?', u'hours': 6.9, u'date': u'2017-07-04', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 7, u'user_id': u'76561198086030680', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 386, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'just zuben', u'hours': 10.3, u'products': 293, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'text': u"a great 2D stealth game, the best I've ever tried by far\n...the story is garbage though", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'JellyGumBear', u'text': u"The artwork is nice and I like playing stealth game like this. Although quite challenging, it's fun to use different methods to stealth kill your enemy. The story itself is a bit sad in the end, but I'm enjoying it very much.", u'hours': 33.6, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198131982736', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 65, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'\u4ed6\u5988\u7684\u8b66\u5bdf', u'text': u'Great game! I love how the stealth feels.', u'hours': 8.0, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198093231351', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 31, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Ameto', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 1223, u'product_id': u'661590', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-09-11', u'text': u"This game has extremely clunky controls, slow movement, predictable enemy shot patterns, bosses that make no effort to kill you, it prevents you from shooting during your post-death invincibility which makes you really likely to die again, and it's extremely short on content, boasting about 10-15 minutes of play time. I also had to start over twice because the game crashed during the last level. Overall it's not worth it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'kobra5', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 3096, u'product_id': u'661590', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-09-08', u'text': u'Few years back everyone hates Bad Rats for being bad... well word bad these days got new size with full steam crap games including this one...\nFirstly I had to start it in compatible mode, secondly it keeps crashing with fatal error... not worth single cent as it is waste of time.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Zaxtor99 @ YouTube', u'text': u"First of all, this game is made with GameMaker, and for whatever odd reason will NOT allow four different screen capture programs to record its dismal gameplay.  OBS, Shadowplay, PowerDirector Screen Capture, and FRAPS all FAILED to record this game footage.\nIt matters little however, as this game is nothing but a super rushed game with collision detection that fails to work.  You collide with enemy ships and go right through them most of the time, and you blow up sometimes, and other times, you'll go right through them then blow up for no reason when there is no longer any collisions seconds later.\nBullets work much the same way, going right through enemies half the time, but enemy bullets always hit you and blow you up.\nAdding to this is absolutely horrid controls, forcing you to use the arrow keys to move (no gamepad options, and no WASD options) and using your mouse and left mouse button to fire.  The mouse wheel will change your weapon as well.  Adding even further frustration is the fact that you'll have NO WEAPON about 50% of the time, sometimes waiting over ten seconds with NO WEAPON AVAILABLE for no understandle reason.\nThis game is an absolute mess of a game, and it's not even close to fun.  It's only challenging because of the horrid game controls, lack of proper collision detection, and because way too many enemies are firing auto-aim bullets on you too quickly while you wait for a weapon to re-spawn to use, then when you get a weapon, you fire once or twice, after which you are forced to wait again!  Oh boy, this sounds like fun right?\nNOT RECOMMENDED.  My Score: 1 out of 10.  Terrible.", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-08-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198053422627', u'product_id': u'661590', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 1081, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Chris Vann', u'text': u'Jump and roll across my elongated carpet, eat me out.\nPros - Touching weiner makes me touch furries, pleasing sister is very necessary, garage is for baby dungeon,\nCons - Pressing buttons is foolish for restart, painting Jack Black with my cousin on Terraria, leaving Odd Future today.\nCheckmate.', u'hours': 6.6, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 77, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'corim707', u'hours': 6.2, u'products': 191, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-04', u'text': u"So I'm a FF fan in general and I quite enjoyed this game on the 360 but it's really hard to recommend someone play on the PC.  Top complaints:\nJamesGecko provided the following for point 1 below:\nFor complaint 1:\nMain Menu -> Settings -> Game Settings -> On-Screen Button Explanations\nIt's dumb, and should be automatic, but it is there. By default the button prompts are a generic grey color. You can mod them to match the buttons on your controller reasonably easily.\n2. The game crashes frequently when transitioning between locations.  This has happened three times now and I only just finished the second area.  No idea why it's happening and honestly don't care.\nBecause of the crashes in particular I wouldn't recommend this game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Glorow', u'text': u'I enjoyed this game, the controls are a bit difficult to handle but with time you can improve yourself.', u'hours': 39.0, u'date': u'2017-01-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'422650', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 3810, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'mikargibbros', u'text': u"Controls are horrible, and coop is a joke. You can't rebind keys. Gamepads don't work (xbox 360 controlers). Game forces you to use pets while making them imposible to manage with bad controls.", u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2017-01-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198030735226', u'product_id': u'422650', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 146, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Riiku25', u'text': u"The presentation isn't amazing, and it definitely isn't enough to save the game from its huge gameplay flaws.\nYou deal so little damage with your basic attack that you run out of mana trying to kill anything. Then, you have to wait for your horrible mana regen to kick in. You spend a disproportionate amount of time waiting for your mana regen as you watch your summons slowly auto attack enemies to death. Its a shame that casting spells in a game about casting spells is so incredibly weak.", u'hours': 5.3, u'date': u'2017-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198045288749', u'product_id': u'422650', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 382, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Brasas', u'hours': 6.5, u'products': 724, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-11-26', u'text': u'Surprise gem from 2011. Abstract pattern matching play requires perseverence to "click". Combinations of champions, equipment and units provide replayability. Yet also filled with personality by its media designers. Campaign acts as tutorial for MP.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Goggles', u'hours': 1142.2, u'products': 104, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-11-26', u'text': u"I really love this game. I played it on the xbox and the DS prior to the PC so I have played through the campaign 3 times. The gamplay is simple, yet addicting. It's a shame that multiplayer has bugs and often times your rank will be reset. Definitely worth a buy, especially when it's on sale!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Arto', u'hours': 33.6, u'products': 249, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-11-26', u'text': u'Might and Magic meets Match-3s\nWhat could work?\nWell, everything!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Casual', u'hours': 121.9, u'products': 1306, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-10-20', u'text': u'Need more quality board games like this one steam. Great idea, its really fun. Havent got to play with friends yet, but i can assume its going to be twice the fun. A must buy for any board game lover.\nI dont really know what else to say other than its super addictive, great support from DEVS and its just super fun.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'cammage', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 265, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-10-20', u'text': u"I bought this to play vs AI, it might be a lot of fun with other players but I'd rather Stick with physical board games for that.\nThe AI seems to be designed to interact with the player as much as possible, this just meant AI players screwed me over constantly and left each-other alone despite me being by far the weakest competition.\nSeems like a really cool idea, maybe I would have more fun after a few more tries but chose to stop whilst I could still refund. If a physical version is ever likely to exist I'll probably get that.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'\u0413\u0415\u041d\u041d\u0410\u0414\u0418\u0419 \u0413\u041e\u0420\u0418\u041d', u'hours': 21.8, u'products': 90, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-10-01', u'text': u"The best board game I've played.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Berserk', u'text': u'This game brings back child hood memories of my old school gaming days along with flashback and some other old games. I loove this game so much 10/10 with a badass seal of approval', u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2016-08-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197971166663', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 252, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Foul Mouth Productions', u'hours': 3.2, u'products': 472, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-08-11', u'text': u"I sadly have not had the pleasure of playing the original and I think after playing this I wish I did.\nThe Good\n- Beautiful remaster from the older retro look/Can alternate between the old or new look.\n- Fun combat system/platforming/Occassional chase scene.\n- The Bad\n- Introduction to the games story and character are removed from the PC version, unlike the original that had an explanation before dropping you into the game.\n- Music and sound effects from the original have been removed from the PC version, Leaving a lot of dead air and dull moments in the game.\n- PS4 controller wasn't compatable.\n- Terrible controls\n- *Glitch* Occassinally enemies laser would go through my shield.\nIn the end if you've never played this game and want to try it out I recommend playing the original. The controls on the PC are so awful that they ruined the experience for me.\nFor anyone interested I have the review on my YouTube channel -", u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'God, owner of the Universe', u'text': u'Let me try to explain the nostalgia value of this: Back then around 1990 on Amiga, the processor ran at 7.16 MHz, we had 512 or 1024 KB of memory, harddisks were still an exception, there were 4 sound hardware channels to simultaneously play samples on, 320\xd7256 pixel graphics (4096 possible colors, but without tricks max. 32 of those simultaneously) etc. - quite limited times, but with great programming (the absolute best example of which: "Turrican II" omfg what a feast that was), the boundaries could be overcome, and we constantly kept experiencing more retreat of these boundaries.\nThe demo scene kept bringing new exciting tech to our screens, one of which was 3D vector graphics. While "Another World" is not 3D, it partly uses vector graphics to tell its story e.g. for the player avatar and shots/explosions. The big difference between baked images/animations and actual vector graphics is that with the latter, a developer can directly manifest their will on screen. They can just change a number to draw everything a bit bigger or to rotate stuff. Vector graphics also allow all kinds of shape shifts (see e.g. walk animation), because not every stage of the animation needs to exist as an image (none actually). It also allows much more cinematic use of graphics, which this game shows right away at the beginning. A movie - told with the in-game graphics engine instead of being a brutally compressed low res movie as we were used to (if we had a movie clip at all).\nNot only was it great to see this in action, it also made clear to us\n. Nowadays, we\nwhat can be. It has become completely normal today to have this in\ndimensions, with textures and elaborate material effects, and in super high res (1920x1080 is >25 times the amount of pixels as 320x256, 4K resolution even >100 times as much). We were there back then when this began, and Another World was the first game (that I know of) that had filled 2D vector animations.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-08-10', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 2356, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Chase', u'hours': 2.1, u'products': 41, u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2015-01-22', u'text': u"Tristoy is a great achievement, considering its developed by a rather small indie studio.\nIt delivers on all levels, with nice hand-drawn visuals, great story-telling and a unique gameplay experience.\nThe game is designed for coop. That said, if you don't have a friend to play with, or if you prefer competitive games, Tristoy might not be up your alley. However, if you are a fan of the genre you'll find some great innovation in this game.\nTristoy may be the first game which supports a dialogue system tailored to two players. The dialogue options between the two characters can influence the story, as well as some gameplay elements. The dynamic split screen is another neat innovation to the genre, which makes splitting up and reuniting with your partner a real atmospheric event.\nThe only downside of the game is the high difficulty. The platforming aspects of the game can become quite frustrating if you are not prepared to playing the same passage multiple times.\nStill, I'd prefer that any day over a game that's too easy and beaten in a couple of hours.\nIf you are not speed-running through the game, and take your time to listen to the dialogues, I'd say you'll get at least 5 hours out of Tristoy.\ntl;dr\nIf you like a story-rich coop experience and can tolerate some difficult platforming, definitevly give this a go.\n8/10", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Mr Snow', u'text': u'', u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2015-01-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198077134316', u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 128, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Camaroz', u'text': u'well, need a friend to play this game.', u'hours': 5.0, u'date': u'2015-01-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 221, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Fluent', u'text': u"I don't care what anyone says, this game is amazing. Yes, it has a lot of dialogue and text. Yes, the combat is sort of like an early Diablo game and not ultra strategic, tactical or hardcore. Yes, you'll also be drinking a lot of potions (probably, if you don't built a great character your first go around.) But, the game itself is way, way more than the sum of its parts and very engrossing.\nInquisitor features a medieval setting where everything you read about Christianity and the Book of Revelations is coming true. There are tales of demons running amok, succubuses stealing the bodies of others, demonic super storms with howling souls like winds and all sorts of mayhem going on related to religion. At least, it sure seems that way. What i mean is, that is something the game does very well - it is sort of like an investigative RPG. You are never quite sure what is fact and what is fiction, who is telling the truth and who is lying, who's a real person or a demon in disguise. It strikes an oppressive, eerie and always-interesting atmosphere and quite frankly it's a bit freaky and scary at times. The exploration is very rewarding as only those old-school-style CRPGs can be, as everything is hand-placed and there are intrigue, mystery, secrets and things to find around every corner.\nThe combat is simple in most ways as it resembles a sort of Diablo 1/Diablo 2 kind of real-time combat. You can recruit unique party members who will join you and have quests and stories of their own, but you can't really pause the game like similar CRPGs such as Pillars of Eternity or Baldur's Gate. Still, the combat is challenging and it is rewarding to overcome the often-difficult boss encounters. I find the combat to be just fine, as not every RPG needs to be turn-based or have advanced tactical control, although this game does give you a bit of control as well, such as commands you can give your party members in real-time. The exploration is tied to the combat in such a way that it is a joy to defeat the enemies to see the next part of the dungeon, or whatever the strange creature you fought was guarding.\nThere are also other unique elements in the game, like the whole being an Inquisitor angle. You are sniffing out heretics among the townspeople and have the opportunity to sentence them to death, after you interrogate them, of course, and make sure you have the right person. It's really interesting stuff as you have to use your brain and piece together clues and subtle hints to discover the truth. There is a lot of talking, especially at first, and this may initially turn some off from the game as it in turn creates a bit of a slow start. But once you start getting clues, exploring the surrounding areas and figuring out what's going on it really picks up steam. It also really rewards you when things come together and you figure things out on your own, and there are plenty of curveballs and crazy surprises along the way.\nThis is one of those RPGs that will go down in history as a very overlooked classic. It may take more years for that to happen, but the game is so unique and engrossing that it is bound to happen eventually. If you like the sound of a unique, immersive medieval setting that really plays on the myths and legends of religion, with an eerie atmosphere, excellent exploration, lots of well-written dialogue and the investigative aspects of being an Inquisitor, buy it now. If you like old-school-style CRPGs like Baldur's Gate, Icewind Dale, Konung 2 or Planescape: Torment, you should buy it now, but just expect it isn't quite the same as those but still retains a lot of their core ideas and old-school philosophy. You won't regret it, unless of course a demon slaughters you and Satan himself steals your soul.\nHave fun!", u'hours': 3.9, u'date': u'2017-04-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 263, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'm\xfas', u'text': u'How to play mutiplayer? ;c', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2015-10-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'342920', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 981, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Pampa', u'text': u"So fun, I had both an *rgasm and a seizure playing this game. 10/10.\n... no really. Seizure warning. It's great though.", u'hours': 18.3, u'date': u'2015-10-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'342920', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 393, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'beefplay', u'text': u"Had a LONG night of playing this yesterday with my mates; if you love a good competitive local MP, this is spot on, controls feel good, it's frantic but controllable, a bit like the frantic nature of towerfall, which we also love. Honestly can't fault it, and the humor is weird enough for us as well :) 10/10!", u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2015-10-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'342920', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 260, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Hem', u'hours': 2.4, u'products': 1008, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'text': u'', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Mindbuzz', u'hours': 20.6, u'products': 912, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'text': u"Great game with great puzzles, and great frustration, making it great I can now justify buying a new keyboard because the last one was mashed over mistakes and misfortune.\nIf you want a new keyboard, have at 'er. I like it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Othgar', u'text': u'only strategy here is target weak units and force them to retreat into each other or off the board. VPoints required to win are too low. scenarios not even balanced.  At least add zones of control to prevent units from running around like chess\nHow can so many people own board game?  They must like Settlers of Catan too', u'hours': 18.9, u'date': u'2017-05-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198008111773', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 82, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'skuhns', u'text': u"This is an excellent digital version of an excellent board game. It's an enjoyable reproduction of a tabletop game that's well executed with one glaring exception- the payment model. You can freely play two maps, but the vast majority of the game requires an in game currency that, apart from some granted when you start playing, can only be acquired by spending real money. There is no option to unlock certain maps or simply buy a full version. If you want to play again and again, which you will, you have to keep paying money.\nI would happily give the developers a handful of my hard earned cash for unlimited play. I'd even pay more if they add new maps. I can't justify paying for each game I play- what if I get interrupted or get matched with a lousy opponent? More importantly, why should I keep paying after I've paid a fair price? If the developers want more of my money, make some cool new content. I'll even pay more than I probably should for it.\nEven if money is no object for you, don't buy this game- supporting this payment model ruins it for the rest of us.", u'hours': 9.3, u'date': u'2017-05-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198120581316', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 73, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Astrogolem', u'text': u'e', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-12-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'user_id': u'76561198118958595', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 23, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Frostloss', u'text': u"It's a very relaxing game. More of a walking simulator than anything else, but it has some good music, nice visuals, and manages to create a very calming astmosphere. Probably not for most people, unless you like really artsy games.", u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-12-14', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198140066194', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 58, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Chadingo', u'text': u'This game is actually touching and it can be relatable to multiple people! I feel as this slight realistic approachis genuis and needs to be noticed ASAP', u'hours': 9.2, u'date': u'2017-12-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198167703868', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 4, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'igalau', u'text': u"This game is so addictive and fun . It's got the fun of a platformer, the challenge of a puzzle game, and great design and art.   My only complaints are the controls got in my way sometimes, esp with trying to rotate pieces, and I wanted it to be longer because I was having so much fun.", u'hours': 174.8, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198150477589', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 33, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Sackon', u'hours': 6.3, u'products': 926, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'Shokugeki the video game, now with side scrolling ninja action.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'andy86', u'text': u"One of those great gems that manages to blend unexpected gameplay styles, in this case an action platformer with a match three puzzler. These mesh well with the Iron chef/cooking challenge theme to create a game much more than the sum of these parts and I'd rate it as one of the better titles this year.\nThe art and story are both good, in particular the dishes you can cook look spectacular and really varied!\nThe quality of voice acting suprised me, I always tend to be a little nervous with smaller budget titles but it's well done and does add to the game.\nIt isn't a particuarly long game though it does have challenge modes which are well done, however I think they've got the price right for the length.\nAll in all I'd strongly recommend this. A word of caution though it does have a checkpoint save system which are never my favourite but these are normally spaced at regular enough intervals.", u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198000015901', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 585, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Bubbles', u'text': u"The Good;\n- INSANELY deep gameplay for an early access $11 game. Like seriously, it's \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing insane, like, I cannot even start to list all the traits, contacts, reputation etc etc for every single planet / faction in this game. It's utterly insane.\n- Tons of different play styles you can go after (ship to ship combat, trade, spying, ground combat etc)\n- Nice art style with customizable visual appearence for each crew member along with heavy customization of crew talents / professions and ship gear.\n- Did I mention this game is INSANELY deep?\nThe Bad;\n- Learning curve is basically a vertical asymptote. There is NOTHING that explains to you what in the \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 any of these stats, attributes, debuffs etc mean. Even when designing your captain, there's pretty much zero explanation of what anything is, so you're essentially flying blind through most of the game through trial and error figuring out what crew does what, why you need them etc\n- So theres about like 7+ mini games between ship to ship, ground, spy, patrol, MUDD style quests etc. but once again, you have no idea what the rules are or how anything works, so you'll find yourself getting demolished in one of these game modes and you have no idea what you're doing wrong or what you should even try to do to not suck.\n- Although the game is insanely deep, none of that complexity really DOES anything. You basically just fly around progressively longer distances having the same random events occur where you either choose to fight the ship or just run away. And there's like almost no reason to fight the ships because you lose reputation and will rack up hefty repair bills, have crew die etc. So the game becomes really boring as you click from warp-gate to warp-gate, having to stop every so often to refuel and pay your crew on a planet somewhere.\n- Unrelated to the above, the story elements that do exist are pretty weak and the script for the text base conversations is pretty painfully bad, you will skip all every single time.\n- RNG for losing crew and stuff is probably a little *too* steep as it stands now. I had high levels crew leave because I didn't land intime to pay them because I was doing whatever, and after like spending the entire game on my ship they bounce. Worst part is there's no like progress bar for when you have to pay your crew, so you're just blindly stopping at planets trying to pay them everytime you can. Plus the game CONSTANTLY auto rolls anytime your ship is moving for bad\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665to happen to you and your crews skills / talents are the only thing that stop it, but bad\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665will still happen because of RNG. I think it'd be a bit nicer if you had a chance of some beneficial RNG to happen to mix it up instead of just wondering when there's gonna be some sort of electronics explosion or w/e that mames half your crew while you're running for you life from a pirate.\nIN CONCLUSION / TL:DR\nGame is undeniabley INSANELY complex, with a learning curve that more akin to a brick wall. After spending 7-8 hours messing around, I can say the game has a TON of potential moving forward. But as it stands now it needs a LOT of tweaking to make it live up to that potential.\nThings it needs before I'd recommend someone buying it;\n- A decent tutorial for the different game modes to explain the basic rules so you don't keep losing crew b/c you don't understand wtf is happening\n- MOTHER \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ING TOOLTIPS for stats etc to give you an idea of what % increase or decrease in whatever it provides\n- Tweaking gameplay to involve less fetch / deliver and more ground / space combat / spying etc. It's incorperated to the story based missions but like 75% of the auto generated missions are fetch quests.\n- Did I say some decent \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing tutorials and some tool tip explanations?", u'hours': 26.2, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197984257946', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 100, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Kalogrym', u'hours': 3.7, u'products': 556, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'text': u"I'm having a lot of fun with this game so far. Highly Recommended", u'early_access': True, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'4jramos', u'text': u"Just got this game on early access a few days ago and I already clocked in 45 hours! All I can say is that I LOVE IT!!! Once you understand how things work and get a hang of it, the universe becomes your oyster and you are free to do whatever you like. The best part is, this game is still in development, and if I've already played this long and enjoyed every single minute of it, I can't wait to see what comes up in the future.\nEach game is a wide-open, procedurely generated universe with tons to discover, explore, or conquer by whatever means you like. You can journey on a small ship running spy missions, or run a huge ship blasting anything in your way while reaping the rewards and dealing with the consequences at the same time. Even with the 45 hours I've put in, there's still a lot that I have yet to experience in the narrative pieces and in the game as a whole.\nYou're the captain of this ship, and you can do whatever you want.", u'hours': 54.4, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198016757003', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 122, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'SaberMacro', u'text': u'I just want to headpat Komano Aunn all day.', u'hours': 13.4, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198153197696', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 49, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Argiope', u'hours': 3.2, u'products': 215, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u"Touhou was my first bullet hell, and I'm so damn happy to finally have a way to give ZUN money (that doesn't involve jumping through a ludicrous number of hoops).\nCompared to the non-Touhou shmups I have, I'd say it's a slower paced style of game. If you find other bullet hells too fast I'd say Touhou games are a good starting point; you'll need to plan ahead a little to score well, and learning to do it in Touhou carries over well to other games.\nCompared to other Touhou games? My first was PCB and this gives me a lot of the same vibes, but it doesn't have quite the same level of visual spectacle (admittedly I'm mostly thinking of the final bosses). It's a good middle ground difficulty-wise, and the mechanics are fairly easy to understand for scoring. I do find the spellcards a bit...lacking visually (they don't really match their themes if that makes sense) but it feels like there's a bit more variety within the game in terms of ...play style? (words are hard)\nThat said so far I find this one's a bit messier visually even with the English patch's transparency fix, and the backgrounds are a little busy in places so it can be disorienting at times. It also stretches really weirdly on the highest resolution setting, and I'd recommend picking the middle one instead (the patched menu is especially unreadable stretched for some reason).\nAt the end of the day though this whole review is horribly biased because I love Touhou. If you didn't like other Touhou games this one will not change your mind.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Razikel', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 1061, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'We need all off then on steam', u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Redpanda3455', u'text': u'very good game', u'hours': 39.1, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198415360412', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 2, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Unusual WOLF', u'text': u'Meh', u'hours': 18.5, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198095832806', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 30, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'ReyZoRa', u'hours': 50.2, u'products': 54, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'Banned for no reason.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'BrightSide', u'hours': 5.4, u'products': 136, u'product_id': u'223280', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2014-06-05', u'text': u"Cut the Rope is a fun game that can be easily used as a time waster or to play if you're bored. However, if you're a completionist (like me) this game can become rage enducing. The puzzles become more complicated as you progress through the game. And although I question it's logic at some points, it's still very fun and would recommend to anyone that's a fan of simple puzzle games like this.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Letendre.laurel', u'text': u'i love this game', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2014-04-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198087339053', u'product_id': u'223280', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 60, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Reguba (the enigmatic squirrel)', u'text': u"I don't even know what this is. Is it a frog? An alien?", u'hours': 9.2, u'date': u'2014-02-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198076509425', u'product_id': u'223280', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 78, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Kape', u'text': u'Time for some nostalgia.', u'hours': 30.7, u'date': u'2015-07-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 295, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Novaturien', u'text': u"I among many other people who bought this played this as a kid but by no means is this game only fun because of nostalgic value. These sort of kid like platforming games is what pc honestly needs.\n+ Great graphical update from the original\n+ Combat is great among most hack & slash games, its pretty solid on all levels\n+ Platforming is fun and brings you back to when platformers weren't only 2d indie hardcore platformers\n+ The sound is a huge bump up in quality, although I did experience a few very minor odd sound placements but I won't detract any points from it\n+ Runs great on a 1080p monitor and at 60 fps, so all the resolution problems people are talking about are foreign to me\n+ Beautiful levels\n+/- Quests are what you'd expect from games like this, fetch whatever to do whatever or activate some thing, personally I had never thought of this as a problem but you be the judge\n+/- Voice acting in my opinion is great for me, its the original voices (I believe) and sure while the protraying of the emotion is laughable its far from being unbearable nor does it detract from the feeling of the game at all\n+/- The camera needs a bit of work since it feels like its pointing more so to the ground, not really giving you the control of having a full 360 view of the world, so seeing whats ahead of you is a bit of a mystery until it hits you like a boar. Pretty sure this was the same problem with the original so I don't hugely mind but if this can be addressed i'd say it'd be pretty welcome.\n+/- This is my own personal gripe on two points, unskipable dialouge and the UI. With the original dialouge you could just skip past boring tutorials an other small quick conversations. The original UI, while not styleized in its sort of Chinese style with paintbrushed texts and scrolls and whatnot it feels too bare. The way it was in the original was even more akin to a Chinese style with having a Jade stone background where the health and items were so i'm not sure why they changed it\nQuick comment about the weapons and armor if anyone is curious and hasn't ever played this, you can get 3 types of weapons with around 2 upgrades each (If I remember right) if you exclude the base weapon which changes the apperance quite a bit and of course the damage outputs. The 3 main types are the sword, claws and the hammer. There are also 3 different types of armor, Jade, Red colored armor and cool looking black armor.\nThis game is in every way a must buy if you want to relieve your past of 3d platforming, I don't wholey remember how long it took me to beat the game, since as a kid I had the IQ level of a bug, but i'd say its safe to assume you'd clock in at least around 7 hours, give or take. It all entirely depends how fast you rush through but this game should honestly be taken at a steady pace, it just feels so good to play it.\nEdit: Looking at my current time this game will probably take you longer than 7 hours to beat\nThey also say b*stard twice for an E rated game, if I was a kid I would feel so edgy right now", u'hours': 24.4, u'date': u'2015-07-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 6, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 608, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Kunstbanause', u'text': u'Finally, my favorite PS2 game gets a remake it much deserves.', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2015-07-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 445, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'mr.jackthereaper', u'text': u"Well, i can't say anything about this game. Because i can't connect to the sever. My connect speed is fine: 30MB/s.\nI try to install twice.", u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-12-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198253623873', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 6, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 83, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'JonathanWhiting13', u'text': u'DOA', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-12-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 7, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 667, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'XenoBurger', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 1100, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-15', u'text': u"According to steamspy, there are only 35 dedicated players. So if you want to pay $30 for a dead game you can't play this is the game for you I guess.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'mgoctopusboy', u'text': u"Okay, this is an EA review.\nI am in love with this game.  But it is like a long distance relationship.  I dove right in when we first met.  I crept around every corner, inspected every room, and compelted everything I could.  But now I am stand off ish, I don't want to marry someone who is not completely there.\nEvery single time I open steam I look to see if this game is updating.  I will scroll past other games that are updating, just to see if this one is.  Like waiting for a letter telling me my lost love is coming home.\nIf you can stand waiting to play more of it, buy it.  If you are curious, and the theme and the gameplay have you interested than you will LOVE it.\nBut seriously.  If you have no will power, if you are the kind of person who stays up way to late because you have to finish that TV series in one sitting, the waiting after having had a taste will drive you crazy.\nGhost of a Tale is a lover worth both waiting for, and jumping right into.   It is not a matter of 'IF' you should buy it, it is a matter of 'when'.", u'hours': 14.5, u'date': u'2017-07-04', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198052165764', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 104, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'GuyOnAChair', u'text': u"The game was so engrossing my first session was 15 hours. The game's asethetic and graphics are amazing and the performance is excellent. 21:9 support is 99% correct with only a loading screen image being not quite 21:9 ready. I found many minor bugs or quirks from testing the limits of the game but they are only nitpicks and don't detract from enjoying the game in Early Access.\nI'm not sure if Ghost of a Tale is primarily an old school adventure game alla Zelda or Banjo or more Redwall asthetic meets old Metal Gear 1/2 MSX gameplay. It's hard to describe but whatever it is it's AT LEAST worth trying.", u'hours': 17.7, u'date': u'2017-07-03', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198056186683', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 304, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'lustwy', u'text': u"Level design is ingenious, stealth mechanics are well executed. Great graphics, characters' animations and atmosphere are made with a lot of details. Story and lore are both endearing and serious (you\u2019ll see it is not manichaen and there is humor). I love the fact that interactions can be different depending on what suit your character is wearing. To be honest, I bought two copies of the game, one for myself and the other was for my brother. It reminds me videogame experiences we had when we were younger. This game has a lot of potential\u2026", u'hours': 15.3, u'date': u'2017-07-02', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198208652616', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 94, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Mr Aleksi', u'text': u'Not a bad game, but terribly made. Very much a rush job.', u'hours': 51.8, u'date': u'2015-11-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197994739296', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 56, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Fatwill', u'hours': 14.9, u'products': 375, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2015-11-08', u'text': u"A hospital have over 1000m2 area & over 20 staffs, tons of equipment & machine, but all time only have below 6 patients visiting in average (my highest record is 11 patients in same time). A hospital have no patients, you only can see those doctor is siting on sofa, chating or punching on other staffs, I think I am not playing as a hospital tycoon, is a clubhouse tycoon.\nDon't believe those positive reviews, this game is totally wasting your time, go away and find another tycoon game or get Theme Hosipal at Origin.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Centrelink Bogan', u'text': u"This game has numerous problems, it's mechanics are barely functional.\nIt feels like it wasn't play tested for more than a couple hours.\nYeah it's a nostalgia cash grab for Theme Hospital, and it's evident within the first 10 minutes that it falls flat on its\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\nSo many game mechanics that logically would require 1 click, actualy require 3 or more, which makes playing it tedious, and slows down the overall pace of the game.\nThen there's silly(er) things like the HUD blocking where you want to click.\nControls are awkward.\nAI is non existant. Patients will hang around waiting for doctors/nurses or equipment to be free so they can get tested. Even though everyone/thing is idle.\nOn the plus side, there aren't any stability bugs. No crashes. That's how low the bar Codemasters set before they released this game.", u'hours': 7.7, u'date': u'2015-11-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197970364663', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 230, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'1st.SgtCarter', u'text': u'Killing nazis-check, awesome space combat-check,\nover the top and with humor from the movie-check.\nGraphics are very decent on this, combat is good,\nnot bad at all.  Worth grabbing during sale.', u'hours': 4.0, u'date': u'2014-09-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198070544774', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 314, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'gggwild', u'text': u"I gotta say I am impressed with this game. I found it more entertaining than I expected. Although I've only played a couple hours or maybe it wa 3...  this is a pretty fun space combat game. Reminds me of a couple very old PC DOS games (wing commander) I can't even remember the title. I just played a little of the extra DLC senarios (Second Fleet & Meteorblitzkreig) and they kicked my butt. Pretty challenging to stay alive to victory..oh well maybe another time. I especially like the ship explosions as it feels satisfying when one is destroyed. Although the character acting during the briefing videos is really a joke, (guess it is supose to be a bit  humerous) it still seems like a decent quality game. I loved the music too at the beginning, and during the game. For the sale price at under 4 bucks for the game and DLC's, how can you go wrong. If it was 10 or 15 bucks I'd still been happy. I give it 2 thumbs up!", u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2014-09-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198100492367', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 25, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Asuka\u2605Shooter\u2122', u'hours': 5.9, u'products': 77, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2014-09-09', u'text': u'Ist Reich Time', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'mrgrimm', u'text': u"I just bought this game. Whilst the graphics aren't great; the gameplay is fun and brings back the feel of the old rpgs of the past... the good ones like Eye of the Beholder, Dungeon Master, Wizardry and Might and Magic.\nThis game is hard. I played for maybe 5 mins. Found a dungeon. Went in and within 3 mins had fallen in a pit trap cause I wasn't paying attention to the gems at the bottom. Does that turn me off to the game?  Heck no! I love it and will be playing it for some time in the future.\nPurchase this if you want to re-live the RPGs of yesteryear including graphics and difficulty. I personally love it!", u'hours': 20.7, u'date': u'2014-05-10', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197971706591', u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 565, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Lomi', u'text': u"I died, it was fun.\nI tried again, I died again, it was even more fun.\nSometimes I think Alex (the Dev) is punishing me, other times I know it!\nThe game is a work in progress, but even in its 'Beta' state at the moment it is far more enjoyable then pretty much any game I have played for a very long time. Don't be fooled by the 'early access' the game is a complete product, The main things to come or only bonus extras (more tilesets/monsters/spells etc.) and tidying up what is already there. If you want an old time, retro experience then this is the game for you. Be warned, if you have no experience of the RPG's of the mid to late 90's you may find this a bit of a shock, there are no holds barred, the game wants you dead, at it will get its wish in the end.", u'hours': 28.4, u'date': u'2014-05-10', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 494, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Blatherbeard', u'text': u'Ok, not gonna hide the fact that im IN the game(which i paid for on kickstarter), nor will i hide that i was made a tester.\nI am NOT a roguelike fan at all. In fact, i hate permadeath.\nI play this game on high resolution, and gamma high to see whats coming at me.\nive ragequit this game numerous times........that means A \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ING LOT.\nIt can be hard, it can be easy. BUT, its ALWAYS addicting.\neven as a tester. I find myself playing the new tomb raider, borderlands, far cry 39(GOD LOVE THAT GAME)\nbut i always come back to malevolence in my spare time. *(and i pay for and love ESO but still play this more)\nwhy you ask?   risk and reward, plus sometimes i just tire of rt games.\nand yes, the world is infinite, FOR REAL.  how you ask? \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 if i know, im not a programmer. I do know however, that over the almost 2 years that ive backed this game, ive seen it evolve and loved coming back to it.\nPretty much the only game ive been a part of and keep playing. (btw i also reviewed rift for a professional game site and was involved in alpha of bioware the old republic, not to be a name dropper lol)   cant say that for other ones.  (looking at you SoTA_)\nSo overall, i love this game.  Turn based games with this much heart and effort are impossible to come  by.\nTAKE MY MONEY.', u'hours': 959.3, u'date': u'2014-05-06', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 335, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Fukuro \u888b\u87fb\u98df Arikui', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 217, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-03-18', u'text': u"I'm really unsure what affect my actions have on this sandbox ecosystem. All you can do is decide to spawn animals and adjust the water oxygen content up and down. About the only thing I really understand is that animals in this pond eat each other and then their little dead fishy bodies float to the lake bottom. I don't know how to make it sustainable and, as different animals die and die out, all I'm left with is clicking on different parts of the lake to spawn more of the half dozen creatures that live in it. Just click and an animal appears. That's about it.\nI'm afraid that I found the music more grating than soothing...\nI do wish the creators well with this free experimental title, but I don't think it's for me.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'mika4576', u'text': u"It's an okay game for about 10 minutes. Would be a little better if there was an option to add more animals to the pod.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-02-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198007576722', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 13, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Blaster', u'text': u'its fun for a (short) while.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-02-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198005632071', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 172, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'blade_fighter', u'text': u"Mark Of The Ninja! What can I say about it that others haven't said before?\nIt's a superb game with a beautiful art-style, musical score that's very atmospheric and gameplay... ohh where do I begin with that! Loved every moment of it.\nThe guys at Klei Entertainment, you rock!", u'hours': 20.6, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198321357536', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 19, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Matewis', u'text': u"I knew it was good, but I didn't realise it was that good!\nMechanically the game has been polished to a shine and the ninja feels wonderful to control. The controls are responsive and it ties in wonderfully with the smooth animations. Traversing the levels is quite easy, but with a respectable skill ceiling to work towards. By the end if you're good enough you'll glide through the levels like some sort of parkour superhero.\nSo far it seems like every level you can\n- be a master of stealth by not killing anyone, or even startling/confusing any guard\n- be a homicidal maniac and kill everyone in the most imaginative ways possible\n- be a pshycopath and scare guards out of their minds with the bodies of their friends, and then kill them!\n- mix and match as you want or as is needed to get the level achievements\nWhat is nice about the level achievements is that once you get them, they've been unlocked for good. So in subsequent runs of the level (eg to look for secrets that you missed) you can choose any playstyle you want. The score you earn each level unlocks new items, skins and abilities which you can use to create the perfect character for a certain playstyle. Eg. a character that doesn't have any weapons, but can sprint in complete silence.\nAny negatives? Well apart from the fact that it ends, I don't like that all passage ways are revealed on the map. It makes secret hunting too easy. Though I still managed to miss some regardless.", u'hours': 14.8, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197993251654', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 82, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'dragon dust', u'text': u"it's a really good stealtch game.", u'hours': 27.9, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198256449678', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 44, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'energizer415', u'text': u'Excellent game !!!  Cheesy and cartoonish but it works.', u'hours': 25.3, u'date': u'2012-01-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198004782114', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 216, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'mark | dj.', u'products': 3562, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2012-01-03', u'text': u"This game had it all. Comic book heroes (and villians) in a stylish 3D world with comic book panels, superb voice overs, multiple special powers, destructible environments and party based, tactical combat, all wrapped in an RPG coat. Yes, if you still don't get it by now, this game was (and still is !) an excellent example of how to create an epic game. I really shouldn't talk about it any longer, it's something you just have to experience. Minuteman, El Diablo and Man-Bot await thee !\n[Rating: 90/100]", u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'\u042f\u0429\u0418\u041a \u041c\u0415\u0414\u0423\u0417', u'products': 17, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2011-12-28', u'text': u"I think this game is the best thing I've ever had in my life i hope my mom and dad would allow me to travel to Canada and marry it", u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Obey the Fist!', u'text': u'This is a simple rythm/soundtrack game.   You might as well download some techno and watch visualizations like Milkdrop, then you don\'t have to press the space bar every now and then (but you can if you want to - either way, it\'s free, unlike this).\nThey tried to dress it up as some kind of simulation but it\'s just techno with a "woah dude" pattern on the screen.\nThis barely qualifies as a game.', u'hours': 5.8, u'date': u'2017-07-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198030784015', u'product_id': u'555080', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 3394, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'\u25b3 Gucci \u25b3', u'hours': 3.7, u'products': 409, u'product_id': u'555080', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-01-18', u'text': u"A little bit slow, simple concept, I think, from what I can tell. I don't really think I'd tell anyone to just up and get this though.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'pac87', u'hours': 16.9, u'products': 134, u'product_id': u'422650', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-12-27', u'text': u"I really enjoyed the game. Could do with abit more balancing but wasn't to bad", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'thethingupstairs', u'text': u"I enjoyed a lot of this game, and tried to stick it out until the end, but unfortunately my irritation with the controls tipped me over the edge.\nI'm saddened to give this game a negative review, but give it a go if you're less picky than me.\nPros:\nCons:\nDevs:\nThanks for the game regardless, I'll look forward to your next endeavour.", u'hours': 8.0, u'date': u'2016-11-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197970250774', u'product_id': u'422650', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 1036, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Henrique', u'text': u'Interesting story and dynamic action.', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2016-08-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198001756104', u'product_id': u'422650', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 107, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u"riSing'St[!]bb +", u'hours': 30.8, u'products': 516, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-11-25', u'text': u"i had never played such an addicting game before.\nIt's like a CIV game - just one more turn.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Cecil Hoshino', u'text': u"Ever since Ubisoft picked up the rights to the Might & Magic franchise after 3DO went bankrupt and took New World Computing down with it, their work as a publisher for the franchise has been...hit or miss. And usually a buggy, ill provided mess. Clash of Heroes is not such a story; it is the single most polished game to come out of the franchise since the aquisition, helped by its gorgeous art style that immediately evokes Avatar: The Last Airbender, but actually makes me think back to Heroes of Might & Magic 2, with its simple graphics still being the best in the franchise due to just a timeless style. The only thing holding Clash of Heroes back from being an out and out classic is its schizophrenic difficulty curve, and an ending sequence barely any better than a series of title cards with plain letter text.\nBut it's an incredibly solid puzzle game, and, while the unit recruiting/resource mechanic is a bit tacked on, the artifact and unit tier mechanics are definitely good additions. And, god damn, what sells this game the most, for me, is the total tongue in cheek nature of its story and characters. Like, after Heroes V took itself way too seriously and was just frustratingly stupid, and Dark Messiah took itself way too seriously and was just hilariously stupid, Clash of Heroes almost went and took the\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665out of the Ashan universe, which, coupled with Might & Magic X's actually good storyline, gave me hope for this revival of the franchise.", u'hours': 181.6, u'date': u'2016-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198012212335', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 251, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Azelneir Tierkreis', u'hours': 43.7, u'products': 485, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-11-24', u'text': u"A simple enough looking game -  like those letter matching, gem clashing games.\nIt is not a simple game. It's about the planning, the execution, and the sheer domination that takes place when your turn doesn't end because you keep going for the kill.\nIt's not just a puzzle game, it's strategy done well.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'ZombyPlay.exe', u'text': u'I don t understand how to play this game...', u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2017-09-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 12, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 9, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'd T bf  x', u'text': u'holy\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665so fantastic game ! so much sympathetic shouts to the devs ! <3 !', u'hours': 34.7, u'date': u'2017-09-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 46, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'\u043a\u0430\u043a \u0436\u0435 \u0432\u0441\u0435 \u0445\u0443\u0435\u0432\u043e', u'text': u"rare case when i don't regret gaming purchase", u'hours': 20.6, u'date': u'2017-09-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198050969295', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 216, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Sun Paladin', u'hours': 2.7, u'products': 164, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-08-09', u'text': u'Mike Aruba', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'TheCakeIsaPie', u'text': u'Trial and Error: The Game', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2016-08-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198025025582', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 228, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Matte', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 1083, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-07-30', u'text': u"Bloody hell, how was I able to finish this game on the Amiga 500 when I was 10 years old?!? It's incredibly difficult and frustrating!!\nGoing back to it though feels great, the game has aged quite nicely except the brutal, sadic difficulty of the game mechanics that are purely based on trial&error. The script of the game is simple but good, it's a game that lacks any kind of dialogue but is able to express alot of details and gradients for a story like this.\nClassic graphics are still great and the new HD graphics are amazing, since they don't feel old neither new, they stay exactly in that sweet spot between the original ones and an HD design (not like those ugly Monkey Island new graphics... UGH!)\nThey've also added a new save game system based on the old password system I guess.\n+ It's a timeless classic, a game that inspired 20 years of game designers\n+ the updated graphics are just right\n+ the controls are okay but running and shooting with the same button feels weird today.\n+ the gun fights still make you feel sooo powerful!\n- frustrating mechanics\nAbsolutely recommended: this game is like an old movie that aged well, like Casablanca. You can watch the movie today and it still plays great.\nperfectly compatible as a gamepad.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Wind and Cloud', u'text': u'Apologize and return my money to me.', u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2015-01-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561197995340264', u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 419, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Dynamicfall', u'hours': 2.0, u'products': 544, u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2015-01-17', u'text': u'My buddy and I love playing co-op games, and we thought this would be perfect for us.\nSadly the idea is cool, the execution was a huge failure though.\nNot only was the dialogue pretty terrible (especially the Prince\'s voice acting), but many choices we made didn\'t matter at all.  We would have a conversation, die, then choose a different way to have the conversation and they actually said the EXACT same thing.\nWhen we finally got to the end boss all it said was "Script not found", so there was a bug that actually made it so we heard no conversation, which honestly is probably for the better.\nThe "puzzles" in this game are not puzzles at all, no problem solving, really poor level design, hitboxes are completely out of wack.  Just overall an extremely frustrating game with pretty bad combat and dialogue.  All the "bosses" were extremely scripted, did probably 2 things, so once you learn those 2 things the fight is completely mindless.\nSadly We were very excited to play an only co-op game, was expecting an experience like Trine, but got a very frustrating, buggy, and poorly written game.\nI highly recommend to not pick this game up, ESPECIALLY at this high price point...', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'KromeV', u'hours': 1.9, u'products': 297, u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2015-01-17', u'text': u'At $20 (you get a free copy to give to your friends) This game is NOT worth it. Extremely buggy, glitchy, and very short (which I guess, in this case, is its saving grace). The art direction was very nice, but the gameplay itself is pretty mediocre. This game did have some potential, and I think they could certainly do better, but this one is not worth the purchase.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Champagne', u'text': u'Amazing', u'hours': 2.6, u'date': u'2015-09-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'342920', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 124, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'GameTron', u'text': u'Toto Temple Deluxe is a must-play for anyone who enjoyed Towerfall or Duck Game. It offers up the same kind of frantic games, but speeds it up even more and has more interactive levels than either of those. The concept is a bit limited, but what little the game does, it does very well. It controls smoothly with either an OUYA or PS3 controller and its two-button setup is easy to learn. The graphics are bright and colorful with a lot of life in the environments, while cheery music takes the sting out of every loss.\nOverall rating : 8/10.', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2015-09-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198049820043', u'product_id': u'342920', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 127, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Hooligan Spooks', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 177, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-12', u'text': u'I got the game on sale for about 2 dollars, and I am glad I did because I wouldnt reccomend it at full price.\nI was highly frustred with this game, things just didnt have as much weight some times, and all it consisted of was knocking a ball around.\nPersonally I much prefer Scribblenauts style of imaginitive puzzle solving, but I will admit that I am not a puzzle game style of gamer most the time.\nArt style is cute, music is annoying, and I dont like having to log into a game after I logged into a service to lauch the game already.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'godt vejr kitteh kitteh', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 568, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-07', u'text': u'A little piece of appeasement and happiness from very far already 2009.\nI remember how I was a 9th grade boy and played a demo from CD of some game journal.\nThanks for giving me a chance to feel this emotions again.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Colonel Landa', u'text': u'Think outside the box, you must!', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2017-12-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197970756726', u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 110, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Marijuana sasquach', u'text': u'Neat', u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2017-12-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198273749730', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 7, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Panda', u'hours': 5.2, u'products': 409, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'(In addition to this amount of time on PC, I\'ve finished the game on Switch)\nThis game is joyous and bursting with charm. It had such an effect on me that I literally started cooking again. There are some rough edges -- framerate issues at full rez, some awkward bugs, little side content and no head-to-head multiplayer -- but none of them are enough to make the experience anything other than solidly worthwhile. The story quest line has great dialogue, is unusually competently voice-acted and has a satisfying length and weight to it. On hard mode the difficulty was enjoyable as well. And I was consistently impressed by how gracefully the game introduced new concepts with a subtle "show, not tell" strategy and "tutorials" built into the main quest almost transparently.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'voidtrkkr', u'text': u'I normally stay away from early access because I prefer a "finished" game.  Something about this caught my attention and I am glad I took a chance on it.  The game still needs to flesh out the content and improve some quality of life issues but it is already in better shape than some "finished" games I have played in the past and updates have been common since I started playing.  This is a fairly straight forward turn based game where you create a ship captain as an avatar but includes both ships officers and crew.  The officers and crew offer different options in various situations and need to be managed and levelled to make the most effective team while the size of the team is dictated by your current ship.  Game play includes various missions that have a large RNG outcome (5 different outcomes selected randomly based on the mission that you see before choosing to proceed in what I have seen so far) that can be influenced by captain, officer, and crew skills and combat that consists of ship to ship and 4 on 4 crew battles.  Where the game offers some great twists is the Captain template character creator and the faction/contact mechanic.  The Captain template allows you to trade off different aspects of your starting character by requiring you to rank different categories which dictates the available pool you get to invest in that category so some tradeoffs are required.  If you want the best possible starting ship you need to sacrifice somewhere else.  The faction/contact mechanic dictates which missions are available, upgrades and bonuses, and some services that are available in star ports.  The contacts have both personal interactions and faction interactions that can change during the game and through your actions which provides some added consequence to many of the random encounters and missions throughout the game.  Overall I am very pleased with the game so far and if you enjoy turn based RPG\u2019s with consequences to your actions then give this a try.', u'hours': 45.6, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198004469314', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 96, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Virulent', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 363, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'I never thought this day would come.\nPoFV when?', u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'bmw is the shit bmw is garbage', u'hours': 167.8, u'products': 5, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'Best cancer game in world', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Lyrii \u2665', u'text': u'If you Have $5 to spend....Get this, its a GREAT bordom killer!', u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2014-01-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'223280', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 94, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'John Wicks', u'text': u"God I didn't know how bad the voice acting for this game was when I was a kid.\nBut seriously, looking past the graphics menu and bad voice acting, this game is still enjoyable years down the line. It offers fun gameplay both platforming and combat wise, funny dialogue and an allround laid back, nice experience.\nP.S: Problems with tabbing out is fixable by running Borderless Gaming in the background", u'hours': 2.9, u'date': u'2015-07-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 240, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'bozi \u05dd\u05d9\u05d7\u05e7\u05e4\u05d4\u05d5', u'text': u'Cant play', u'hours': 7.4, u'date': u'2017-12-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198261180438', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 9, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 17, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'RattleRabbit', u'text': u'I read the negatives before buying, most criticisms don\'t seem to hold up. Played the game with mouse and keyboard and had little issue with it. A few minor bugs that didn\'t really irritate me that much.\nThe game is an obvious love letter to the Redwall series and was a lot better than I expected from some of the reviews.  I\'m not usually one for Legend of Zelda-esque "puzzle/adventure" games but found this one very interesting. Yes granted it is a series of "Steal X" or "collect X of Y", but boiling something down to "Kill X of Y" or "Collect X of Y" pretty much covers most video games. The key is how well you hide that and how interesting you make the characters. And that seems to be something Ghost of a Tale does very well even without voice acting. No paragraphs of obtuse exposition, just short snippets that give just enough insight into the characters and world to make you sort of want to know more.\nI\'m looking forward to updates or future games in this universe.', u'hours': 11.2, u'date': u'2017-06-19', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 242, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'markgregory220', u'text': u'IT THIS NOT WORK', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2015-10-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198251901456', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 3, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'double_h', u'text': u'a bad attempt at remaking the classic hospital tycoon. cumbersome interface, boring gameplay.', u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2015-10-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198021022973', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 118, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Le Voyageur', u'hours': 1.4, u'products': 99, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2015-10-23', u'text': u"I've read the negative reviews, so I lowered my expectation and bought it on sale. I thought it would just be similar to the hospital (doctor career) in The Sims 4, but this game is even slower (very awkward control, indeed) and I hate it when I lost my modified room in the next episode. The only cool thing in this game is the first person view. The drama is horrible (trying to be Grey's Anatomy, but...). That's it. I can't even force myself to play for 2 hours.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Kallorex', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 161, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2014-09-04', u'text': u'I dont know why i bought this, but i did because i had a 90% thing in my inventory and even though it costed so little, it was still to much for what the game had to offer, weak gameplay, horrible voice acting and horrible acting aswell, How can it be that games like this are allowed on steam? they are just horrible and a waste of money IMO', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Sister Miriam Godwinson', u'text': u'i bougth this game expecting some kind of space-rts-civ-space ship game.\nWhat I got was a love letter to Tie Fighter, a dash of Freespace, and WAY more political parody humor than I was expecting, somehow wrapped around with a lane-based style "tower" defense with spaceships and spontaneous objectives.\nSurprisingly good, and the art style is.... special. War-blimps in space? Invading nazis on the moon? Perhaps the only decent movie-to-video game I\'ve ever slightly enjoyed. Give it a shot if its on sale.', u'hours': 10.5, u'date': u'2014-08-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 484, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Toebie', u'text': u'What a complicated, pointless, hard to control POS!', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2014-08-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198010085585', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 448, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Hyfrydle32', u'hours': 129.5, u'products': 452, u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2014-05-06', u'text': u"I've been playing Malevolence since the Kickstarter release and loving every minute of\nit. I'm a great fan of RPG's and roguelikes and Malevolence definately scratches both\nitches. I also love when games are unpredictable and you don't know what to expect on\neach playthrough.\nThe game is very old school with some innovative modern touches, the world all\nthe players play in is truly infinte with each player adventuring in the same version\nof the world but discovering areas other players haven't been to yet. When players\ndiscover new areas with online functionality it's possible to claim locations so if other players adventure to the same place it will say who claimed the location. Other online functions are planned and the game has a great community sharing gameplay experiences and finds.\nAll the loot, quests, dungeons and the world are procedurally generated but the dungeons and world are the same for everyone once an area as been discovered so if players find really cool/difficult dungeons they can share the coordinates and challenge others to clear the dungeon.\nTravel in such a vast world is by Griffon and once players have enough gold they can leave the starting area and explore freely going to places far away that have not been discovered by anyone else.\nSomething else I love about the game is the emergent nature, things just seem to happen to throw spanners in the works and problem solving is often required to complete a quest or dungeon.\nThe best way to play is permadeath with the gamma turned to zero so the dungeons are truly very dark and torches are essential. With the lights down low exploring can be very intense and I find myself getting drawn into the game. Permadeath also means your name is entered onto the leaderboard so others can see how your adventures are going.\nFinally I have to mention the dev team who are the icing on an already delicious cake, updates come frequently and the forums are a hotbed of ideas and player posted challenges which will only grow as the games audience widens. I've seen the game progress from a basic dungeon crawl to something very special indeed and if you value fantastic gameplay and love retro rpg graphics and enjoyed the golden age of RPG gaming then perhaps Malevolence is for you.\nI certainly recommend it and wish it all the luck in the world as it goes live on Steam.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Neon Nanite', u'hours': 40.6, u'products': 1110, u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2014-05-06', u'text': u"Having been a long-time follower of Malevolence and one of the first backers on Kickstarter, I am very excited to finally see this game take it's place on Steam.\nMalevolence is a blend of old-school RPG-style difficulty blended with modern systems; for example the various online elements. While you will never see another person in the game with you, if you are online while playing the game you will be able to interact with other players in a number of ways, for example the permadeath ladder where you can compete against other permadeath players, the claiming system where each major part of the world (Such as cities, dungeons and so on) can be claimed, and upon other players visiting that spot, they will see that you were there first.\nSome online functionality is even a bit more secretive and should be discovered in-game.\nThe combat is turn based and gives the player the option of using melee, bows or spells, or mixing them to make a more balanced character.\nThe equipment is procedurally generated, not just the looks of weapons but also effects and values of armor, weapons and spells.\nAside from that there is an array of quest types (The quest system is still being expanded upon), special epic loot for those that brave the deepest of dungeons and take on the dungeon boss, various guilds to join and much else.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Sarzee', u'text': u"This game is freakin' EPIC! I am completely hooked. It is a really awesome nod to the old school RPGs that I used to play back in the day but brought into today with a modern slant. If you are looking for a game to lose several hours of your life without realising it, then grab this game.\nAlso? As a side note, there is something about it that really tickles my OCD. Anyone else find that?", u'hours': 167.2, u'date': u'2014-05-06', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198041992261', u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 124, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Beaver49er', u'text': u'I spent all my time spawning in fish, just to kill them all. Not gonna lie. 7.5/10. Would kill fish again.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-01-14', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'user_id': u'76561198182092841', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 43, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'pcdilla', u'text': u"This is a neat concept, but it's not great for more than 10 minutes of gameplay.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-01-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198343265543', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 22, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'celestialchik', u'text': u"This is a very beautiful game, but I think it fails to keep the player for longer than about 10-15 minutes. And there's no save, so one can't make a big production out of the pond (if that's possible) over time. Still, I can see it being nice to get on here once in a while for zen purposes :)", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-01-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198116500501', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 33, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Danny DeVito', u'text': u'OH MY GOD\nThis game is beautiful. An amazing, pleasantly difficult, based on an awesome stealth system, and amazingly crafted game. One of my favorites. I would reccomend buying immediately if you are willing to be patient and spend time getting a good score.', u'hours': 5.9, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198256929874', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 61, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Crigg', u'text': u'A beautifully crafted tribute to the silver age of comics.', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2011-12-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198010288162', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 167, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'tehrevel', u'text': u'One of my favourite games of all time, a fantastic real time action RPG that is also a love letter to every Golden and Silver age Comic book trope imaginable.', u'hours': 9.3, u'date': u'2011-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198015380484', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 614, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Stoner_Majik', u'text': u'All comic book fans need to play this game, its a great callback to silver age comics. Fun, creative, cheap and it even has multiplayer. There is also a fair amount of mods and custom skins to be found with a bit of google-fu', u'hours': 12.7, u'date': u'2011-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198009391117', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 211, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'xaemas', u'text': u"Pro's of this game\n-story\n-fast pace gameplay\n-creative gamestyle\nCon's of this game\n-makes you scared of the letter M\n-should be more ammo scattered around the map for guns", u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2015-12-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'406920', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 87, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Ex', u'text': u"Fun topdown shooter that is very similar to Doom in setting and selection of guns, but with something more of a story and well done ASCII graphics. Good music and sound effects too, which enhance the experience of slaughtering M&M's.\nAnd it's written in Pascal.", u'hours': 10.5, u'date': u'2015-12-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'406920', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 114, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Imban', u'hours': 4.0, u'products': 2353, u'product_id': u'406920', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-12-18', u'text': u'Monsterland feels in some ways like it was based on DoomRL... which is kind of funny, given that DoomRL was, as the name indicates, a roguelike based off of Doom, a first-person shooter. Monsterland takes that back to the Doom formula in terms of having six handmade levels and being a fast-paced action game. It\'s less solid than DoomRL, but DoomRL is one of the more interesting free roguelikes out there, so I\'m not going to fault it too much for that.\nMonsterland is honestly a pretty amusing action game, but it also gets rather frustrating at times. When the developer says "Game can be saved and loaded at any time. Because sometimes, you just eat a rocket to the face." it\'s ... pretty accurate, though suddenly running into chaingunners (teal Ms) or the few NRG-8000 enemies (bright yellow Ms) was just as bad. Dying or taking excessive damage from opening a door or blasting through a fragile wall into a pile of BS that you didn\'t expect is unfortunately common, but you can save at any point, so it\'s easy to just reload and come through with the appropriate weapon in hand and strategy in mind. I don\'t mind saving frequently for that, but if it seems like it would make you mad, this might not be the game for you unless you\'re better than I am. :)\nAs far as the weapons go, I found them nicely balanced, with the exception of the range shotgun, which is pretty useless except for destroying barrels and picking off single red enemies without wasting ammo. Most weapons were useful at different times, though the chaingun is pretty much completely replaced by the minigun once you get it - but you don\'t get the minigun until near the end of the game, so that\'s fair enough.\nIn sum, Monsterland is a pretty solid game for its $1 asking price. It has about three to four hours of content, as mentioned by the developer, and while it\'s on the simple side, the controls are responsive and the level design is generally pretty solid.\nRated TULILIHIUM AAHOOM/10.\nTHIS IS OUR SONG\n*static*', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'jackd23', u'text': u"Not the first of its kind but certainly an entertaining one. The dialogues between the characters that you meet throughout the campaign are very amusing. This could only be topped by having a bunch of good voice actors, to voice all 30 of them. But a little imagination works well, too.\nI'd recommend playing on 3 star difficulty as much as you can, you will get more gold, and therefore can buy more levelups. If you can't beat an encounter, you can always go down a star or two, but not the other way around. I don't think the balancing works well in this regard.\nI've often felt that the mana cost for a lot of items is too high to be useful. Once you have enough mana through making matches, the battles are often over and you wouldn't have needed the item ability in the first place. This worsens further as after each wave (on multi-wave encounters), your mana is reset to zero. Making me question if this concept is working well or not.\nThe campaign drags on for quite a while, and you get little pieces of the story only when you beat an encounter, to further the campaign. So it's not surprising that you can spend 30+ hours on it. But it had me captivated for several hours straight, and I'm sure I will enjoy the campaign in more moderate amounts in the future, here and there.\nA lot of the encounters feel like they have a theme, which is reflected in the music track that will be played. I felt like it varies often enough so that it's not repetitive, and they're well picked.\nEvery map area also has an arena challenge with 20 waves, where you can earn/loot additional items. And then of course there's the Roguelite game mode that you can spend time with, an interesting spin on dungeon crawling.\nThe strategic element of picking a party of 4 and equipping them with items, opens up different play styles. Which includes carefully picking your target priority. The creatures you encounter all have similar, yet different abilities, some of which your party might handle better, or worse.\nI'm probably a little biased, and I did have a positive attitude towards the game from the get-go, on account of having received a preview copy. But I'd still say you're getting a solid Match-3 hybrid that is fun to play.", u'hours': 16.4, u'date': u'2017-05-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'554220', u'page_order': 0, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 1179, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Vino [Olive Garden]', u'text': u"Oafmatch is a bejeweled-RPG hybrid, heavy on the RPG elements. Match 3 jewels of the same color to deal damage to enemies based off your character's stats, and use spells and abilities to deal extra damage, buff/debuff, heal, alter the board, etc. If you've played Puzzle Quest or any of its innumerable clones you know what to expect here.\nThe graphics and sounds are amateur but not offensive. The music sounds like it might be from some sort of license-free music library and doesn't fit the game at all. None of these things are that important in a game like this, but it gives the game an unpolished feel. For $5, though, it's about what you'd expect.\nThe main problem I have with Oafmatch is in the gameplay. Stats, levels and equipment (of both your party and the enemy) have a disproportionately large influence on the outcome of a match. No amount of smart or lucky play will allow you to beat an enemy team that has spells that deal 150% of your party's HP in one hit. You simply need to grind up or lower the difficulty until your numbers are large enough that you can steamroll the encounter.\nI read that this game has a 30-hour long campaign, but it's hard to imagine sticking with something this simple and grindy for longer than a few hours. The writing is not going to keep you clicking, either. Every character has one trope to their name (dumb strong guy, cowardly guy, thief who likes to loot, etc, etc, etc) and they all have the same dry/sarcastic sense of humor. It reminds me a lot of early 2000's webcomics.\nAnyway. I'd like this a lot more if the numbers were all flattened a great deal, and increasing the difficulty required smarter play, or put a time limit on your moves, or asked anything of you but more of your IRL time grinding. As of now (May 19th 2017) this game is largely forgettable. Good luck to the dev in future games or perhaps in modifying this one to be a bit more interesting.", u'hours': 3.4, u'date': u'2017-05-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'554220', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 1165, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Raserei', u'text': u'I recommend this game if you like Match-3 games. It adds RPG elements to make things interesting. 9/10', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-05-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198039399209', u'product_id': u'554220', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 125, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'JOI', u'hours': 3.0, u'products': 82, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'Defies Description', u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Tronquer', u'hours': 16.9, u'products': 88, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'Batman, enough said!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'<sob> nomad', u'text': u"This is the definition of batman and one of if not the best Superhero games ever made.\nIf you are a fan of batman, you'll love this one", u'hours': 20.7, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198028528537', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 116, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Velkq', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 49, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-12-26', u'text': u'If you are familliar with fighting games, than this is the game for you.\nIf you aren\'t so good, and want to start with this game. Good luck.\ntl;dr\nPros;\nSome amazing people in this community\nSome Scrolls have high skill caps\n"Exocores" change how you play the game, but some of them are really annoying, and take 0 skill to use. (Tactical Bow ._.)\nDifferent maps with dfiferent playstyles, (1v1, Moon, Glacier, Risky Escape, Dos, the list goes on)\nVery unique game, the closest game to rf is get amped 2, but that game feels clunky. (correct me if im wrong)\nRedFox Games made two RC scrolls into Carat.\nCons;\nMost of the community is absurdly toxic.\nPeople might ddos you if you end up beating them in a match.\nThe annoying spammy scrolls.\nThe people who wont stop complaining about the spammy scrolls even though that makes them predictable.\nExocores that have huge aoe damage and can literally kill an entire room. \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665I N G T A C T I C A L B O W)\nA brand new bug and/or glitch every patch.\nMostly RC items, but with the new update turning Sunmundo and Boxing into carat scrolls, maybe things are getting better.\nThis game is very fun and rewarding if you give it a chance, don\'t let the mostly toxic community get to you, there are some amazing people here, just avoid toxic players.\nGood Luck!\n(I\'m not good at formatting these things so sorry if it\'s messy)\nI have been playing since 2009/2010, and I still love playing this game.\nYes there is a ton of toxicity, but that doesn\'t mean everyone is an \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665, you\'ll meet some great people once you get going.\nif you thought MOBA\'s or FPS game had a bad community, wait \'till you see RF\'s.\nThe tutorial has improved by a lot, and as you level up, you get different scrolls, and exocores. (not perm)\nOnce you hit level 9 you can open a box that gives you a random scroll, permanently. Same with an exocore at level 13.\n(They might not turn out to be the best scroll and/or exocore, but its better than nothing. work with what you\'ve got, scroll wise its all about skill.)\n(Focus on saving carats for a scroll, look at some carat ones in the shop, youtube their movesets, and save up for one you like. Exocores are nice but scrolls you use constantly, they are how you play the game. Exocores are just special moves you can use for a bit of a match.)\nCarats, the in game currency, can be tedious to obtain, If you want a good scroll without taking Mommy\'s credit card, you\'re gonna need to save up. It\'ll take a while but you will want to buy another scroll other than the scroll you get in the box.\nRC; the currency in this game you have to pay, real money, to obtain.\nIf you don\'t have the time and or patience to save up Carats, you\'ll probably spend some money into this game either way. Most items released are RC, but RedFox games made some RC scrolls Carat instead, in the newest update.\nTrading; there is none. If you want to trade a carat item for an RC item you\'ve had your eyes on, you\'re probably screwed. There is a forum post with a list of trusted players willing to trade, but it\'s probably irrelevant by now. From 2007, \'till now, there is no real way to trade with somebody in game.\nMy personal advice is to play the game with whatever you have, and if you see a scroll that someone has that looks cool, ask them what it is, then go to youtube and look up said scrolls moveset.\nTry to find a scroll that suits your playstyle. Do you like a fast hitting scroll? A scroll that is grab oriented? mind games? the list goes on. I wouldn\'t spend more than the money it takes to buy one scroll to main.\nA lot of scrolls and exocores are boxed items only, but they certainly aren\'t the majority. Avoid boxes like the plague.\nThis game has a lot going for it, it\'s still one of, if not my favorite game out there.\nThere are lots of toxic players, but find and befriend the nice ones. This game gets dull without some friends to play with.\nI\'m not the best at writing or formatting these types of things, but I want to help any newcomers get into this game if they so choose.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Derkalerk', u'text': u"Don't let the bad reviews stop you from trying this game. It's not as P2W as people say/as it seems or at least as it used to be.\nThe game is very fun if you find the right people. Not all of us are\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665hats. The game even has modes you can fight monsters, bosses and even AI/bots.\nThe game is also very generous of giving you free daily quests to do that reward you with boxes which contain lots of stuff including carats, the in game currency to help you save up for some very nice scrolls.\nYes, there are very nice scrolls that are even better than the real paid money scrolls, even exocores.\nLike the old saying, don't judge a book by it's cover or somewhere among those lines.", u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2016-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198067157978', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 62, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'fat c\u306ent', u'text': u'I wish I could recommend this game and encourage new players to pick the game up and have a good time, but the current state of the game prevents me from doing so. The game itself is fun; featuring fast-paced and well designed gameplay and several fun game modes to get into. Unfortunately, kids these days aren\'t willing to spend thousands of hours and dollars to git gud and the current playerbase are remnants of the past who can\'t drop the game because they have already dedicated to the game their life, soul, and wallet. Add on top of that annoying glitches (Z-stall, R-climb, etc. and, btw, why did they remove faux breaking?), outdated peer to peer connection system where laggers are advantageous, and a community where everyone has delusions of grandeur. What\'s the result? An unwelcoming mess of a game.\nThis Steam "revival" was an absolute disaster. To put it bluntly, RedFox is a joke of a publisher. From release up to this day, players are getting a bug where the game won\'t even launch from Steam and they have to start the game from the Steam directory. It is hilarious that their developers can\'t fix a major issue relating to Steam (which was their only hope of a playerbase revival) and instead they prioritize releasing new extravagant scrolls and exocores to give their loyal wallet warriors an edge. Instead of welcoming new players with the taste of the wide variety of "content" they have been releasing, they are stuck with Default, Boxing, Mach Knuckle, and whatever other cheap low tier scrolls.\nThe outcome of the Steam release is obvious; it was a huge failure. Amateur is still empty, Semi-Pro is still empty, and Free channel exists with a laughable amount of players, but is not where beginners should be playing regardless. It is no wonder that this game has not even been featured in Steam\'s "Top New Releases" tab. Enjoy your dying cash cow while it lasts, RedFox.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-12-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198329868188', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 1, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'^Rd^Lone-Rider', u'text': u'Boring puzzle game. Go if u think its good for you.', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2017-09-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198239149604', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 29, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'bulletcluster', u'text': u"Unconventional puzzle-game which I probably wouldn't have found if the dev haven't had decided to giveaway the game for free.\n\xa7mission:\nThe game is about guiding a sleepwalker named Bob with the help of his subconscious guardian named Subob back to his bed; hence the name of the game. Bob literally will fall to his death many times over 'till he get to his throne (bed) and wake up. If you're bad at puzzle-games then poor Bob will be a prey to an incessant nightmare.\n\xa7gameplay:\nYou're going through several surreal levels that are rendered isometrically with clever and creative design that defy the laws of physics. There is also a hard-mode called nightmare that raises the difficulty; you can unlock it after you complete the regular mode.\n\xa7background sound:\nFits to the game setting; sleepy and relaxing.. kinda abstract.\n\xa7controls:\nNot bad, even with kb/m. You might find it weird at first but u will manage.\nI recommend it even if you missed the free giveaway period.", u'hours': 3.7, u'date': u'2017-09-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198056000019', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 242, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Kh\xe2rn the Betrayer', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 648, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-09-20', u'text': u"If you've ever wanted to play a surrealist painting this game is for you.  Just a weird\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665puzzle game that I completely recommend.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'JakeyG07', u'text': u'this was a very good filmmaker I recommend it for everyone', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-11-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198252145112', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 0, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 25, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'ass', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 15, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-29', u'text': u'a', u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Warboss Superben5', u'text': u"I Can't Do Do Maps,But I Still Like This", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198175541519', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 40, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'\u2605\U0001f511Stun\U0001f511\u2605', u'hours': 5.7, u'products': 211, u'product_id': u'422650', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-07-09', u'text': u"In my opinion, Megamagic: Wizards of the Neon Age is a fantastic game. It has an 80's retro feel aesthetically to it, but it is extremely responsive and fun to play.  You are able to summon creatures to fight alongside of you and have your friends or family members use controllers to help you battle. The combat is really fun action combat (instead of any boring tab target crap which I hate) where you have to aim your skills to hit the enemy creatures. I'm only on chapter three so far, but the game has a really nice story and tons of dialog that I'm actually interested in reading. As of yet I haven't run into any bugs or glitches at all, which makes me feel as if the creators put a lot of work into testing and polishing the game for release. Also, based on what I've seen so far in the spell book and summoning menus, there seem to be a lot of unique spells and summons in the game. The gameplay reminds me heavily of diablo 2 except there are a few puzzles mixed in and you have the ability to control your summons by yourself or with help of a friend.\nThe only real negative in my opinion is that you can't go online to battle others, although for someone who plays single player games or enjoys sitting in the same room as someone they are playing with, this game makes for a suprisingly good ARPG. The other small complaint I have is that pressing enter to go through the dialog makes me take my hand off the mouse frequently, (I'd almost rather spacebar serve as a skip dialog button) but it's not a major drawback as the game gives you plenty of time to put your hand back on the mouse before any fight sequences take place.\nOverall I'd say I very much enjoy playing it and would recommend it to others.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'UN0W3N', u'text': u'Developed and published by BeautiFun Games, Megamagic: Wizards of the Neon Age combines fantasy elements such as the use of magic with post-apocalyptic locations and some neo-noir inspiration from Blade Runner\u2019s own neon-lit urban sprawl. This is the dev team\u2019s second game on Steam and they have shown clear signs that they\u2019re capable of delivering a quality game.\n\nMegamagic: Wizards of the Neon Age features a very complex combat system focusing on five magical schools with many spells and disciplines to master. It wouldn\u2019t be an RPG without a set of skills so that is also provided. I found the RTS style of combat to be far better than a TBS form found in the Shadowrun series, for example. Plenty of tactical opportunities that require careful planning. The boss fights can be challenging but that is not a bad thing at all. The game has no leveling system but this novel aspect wasn\u2019t really an issue since you still have real progression through skills and spells. Despite being an open world, the story has no side quests and the linearity of it all, did bother me enough to consider it a con. This beautiful  game world really needs more activities and quests to blend in with the many easter eggs and pop culture references already present. The fact that we have a multiplayer option in the form of local co-op can be the saving grace for those that find SP playthroughs too tedious.\n\nThe graphical details in Megamagic are top quality. As far as 2D sprites go, you can\u2019t have them any better than this. The lighting, the particle effects and shading diversity, all scream 2016. The areas and NPCs have been very well polished and I haven\u2019t seen many texture glitches either. So you have a beautiful game in isometric projection which emulates classic RPGs from the past with a modern twist.\n\nThe soundtrack is provided by composer Mitch Murder, of Hotline Miami 2 and Kung Fury fame. Someone who composed for those two gems, can\u2019t go wrong with a 3rd \u201880s spinoff title, can he? The game\u2019s sounds and music score is brilliant and fits well within the setting and story. Definitely no complaints here.\n\n+ Intriguing type of gameplay found in few titles\n+ Beautiful graphics and effects\n+ Steam Trading Cards & Achievements\n\n- Somewhat liniar storyline\nI truly enjoyed playing Megamagic. It felt like a game with true potential for more, perhaps even a sequel or two. Only con I could find was the liniar story but even that can be fixed through further updates and DLCs or expansions. The map is large and you have many hours ahead of you, should you give the game a well deserved chance. And you should, since you can even form a nice badge with the Trading Cards available for it and the Achievements are there to also stand testament to your gaming proficiency.', u'hours': 3.6, u'date': u'2016-06-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'422650', u'page_order': 7, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 4857, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Nima92', u'text': u'Under the radar gem. The music is fantastic, the comedy is gold, and the story is satirically interesting. Combat is a little puzzley as well as legit puzzles to solve which were fairly challenging 8/10 would reccamend', u'hours': 12.7, u'date': u'2016-06-25', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'422650', u'page_order': 8, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 339, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Papa Muschiboxer von Tittnkneifa', u'hours': 81.4, u'products': 142, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-11-24', u'text': u'Fun + Tactics = Great Game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Splice', u'text': u"Absolutely addictive mix of puzzle and strategy that's hard to put down once you got hooked.", u'hours': 68.5, u'date': u'2016-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197985264048', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 169, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Fox Vert', u'hours': 40.6, u'products': 246, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-11-23', u'text': u'A fun puzzle game that kept me hooked from start to finish.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Hisuiko', u'hours': 55.9, u'products': 171, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-09-05', u'text': u"Addictive strategic 'board game' with concequences with each move you make.  You can either play verses AI or other players.  Great fun for those who enjoy seeing several steps ahead in a game :)", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Cackalack', u'text': u'Sweeeet. Must play.', u'hours': 33.9, u'date': u'2017-09-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 91, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'KUBENCJUSZ JAKUBOTA cs.money', u'hours': 8.3, u'products': 69, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-09-02', u'text': u'fajne tylko kuba sie denerwuje :(((', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Residoo', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 114, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-07-30', u'text': u"Might require a slightly masochistic streak to enjoy but it's worth the effort. Perhaps a bit overpriced, considering the amount of gametime you're bound to get out of it. Critisism that was voiced also when the game was initially released.\nI'm not old. But I might've played this a bit originally on an Amiga 500.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'PaulP', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 658, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-07-29', u'text': u"I haven't played this game when it came out or even in the same decade and yet I found this remastered edition to hold up well. Another World seems to defy genre. It's built as an action platformer, but most of its encounters are built like puzzles. It's fairly short, you can probably beat it in less than an hour if you're good, but its gameplay loop is built around trial and error, which prolonhs play time somewhat. Even so, I'd recommend picking it up on sale if you care a lot about playtime per dollar spent.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'galahadhk', u'text': u"I remember seeing this game when it came out for the consoles in Gamepro. I was 11 at the time. For some reason I never played it.  Still, it stayed in my mind for quite some time.\nAfter finally playing the 20th edition I must say it should be required gaming by anyone at least once. It's completely worth it and  it was so ahead of it's time it's not even funny. The atmosphere needs to be experienced to be believed. The art, the animations and the HD graphics all mesh together into a picture that speaks louder than words. It also has a killer soundtrack and sound effects that complements it, and a basic, yet addictive and satisfying gun mechanic. The only bad part is that it's too quiet throughout the game because there's barely any music.\nI would still wait for a sale though. After your first playthrough you will play it again but you will finish it around 30 mins. It's too damn short. Simply there's no incentive to go back to it. Everything is exactly the same and you will feel that all you're doing is repeating the same actions. Even in hard mode is still mostly the same with only a few extra surprises. I really wish the game was deeper and longer, with added music for the stages like the console versions and it would've been perfect.", u'hours': 7.1, u'date': u'2016-07-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 440, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Diothorn\u2122', u'hours': 11.5, u'products': 1163, u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2015-01-17', u'text': u'Tristoy is the reason why i loved co-op games in the first place! You just sit in the couch and play with your friends! The game is really amazing and addictive! I totally recommend it to everyone ! The graphics are really good. The story is amazing and this game will really keep you busy for hours! The concept of the game is captivating... so what are you waiting for? Grab a friend and play Tristoy!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'SaltyBot', u'hours': 2.0, u'products': 594, u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2015-01-16', u'text': u"So, first off, the game is in no way like a metroid vania, i guess other than the combat, but the combat never evolves like a metroidvania style game. There is very little exploration, it is very straightforward with some puzzles here and there. It took maybe 2 hours to go through a full playthrough so for the 15 bucks... it really wasn't a steal. Nice visuals, but sometimes its really annoying because you cannot tell which plane you are on, aka, i want to jump off this platform onto that one OOPS its in the foreground, you died.  Anyway, if you want to play through the game 5+ different times to get the different endings but the gameplay isn't involved enough for me to care for a 2nd or 3rd playthrough. Not terrible but I wouldn't recommend it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Sevtai', u'text': u'Sound design and writing are both horribly bad. Sure Symphony of the Night set a pretty laughable bar with its hilarious translation and voice work, but Tristoy\'s writing isn\'t even funny is so awful. Both characters are immediately unlikeable and you\'re forced into entirely vapid, disconnected conversations between the characters and poorly voiced enemies with unfortunate frequency.\nOther audio has similarly poor design. Gigantic metal wheel puzzle that must be turned with gear magic? Silent. That may have been for the best though. Co-op switches to open doors produce an awful buzzer noise that persists through map transitions. When you hit an enemy with sword or spell you hear a piano note. The sound design decisions that were made are baffling.\nAs for gameplay, playing with a controller wasn\'t too bad and I didn\'t feel any lag or other problems as a client. The first hour of gameplay this feels much more like a failed attempt at Trine than "metroidvania," though. Combat is awkward, punctuated with gigantic MISS!! KNOCKOUT!! DEADLY!! damage notification messages on-screen.  Maybe the combat, puzzles, and overall gameplay improves a little bit as you go further in, but don\'t think it\'s worth wasting the time (or suffering through the embarassing writing and voice work) to find out.', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2015-01-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197992889077', u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 243, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'artnay', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 330, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-06', u'text': u"Nice and creative game for younger people IF only the game actually worked. The developer is too lazy to update the Android version and he hasn't made Linux version available on Steam. So I have two platforms but I can't run the game I paid for. The last straw is that the developer is completely unresponsive to emails and Steam forum feedback. Thumbs down.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'OLD SCHOOL, BABY!', u'hours': 5.9, u'products': 210, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u'BEST ONE!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Holo_Graphic', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 326, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u'Crayon Physics Deluxe is a great, unique game, that can be played by adults and children alike. I grew up playing this game, and recently purchased it again during the Black Friday sale. For children, it offers educational and fun activities playing with physics, while for adults it offers a peaceful escape from stress and other things. For both, it still offers a challenge, and is certainly one of my favourite games.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'-V-', u'hours': 15.6, u'products': 412, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2015-10-23', u'text': u'As a fan of Tycoon games, I happened to enjoy this hospital simulator.\nThe graphics are cute and the gameplay is rather simple.  There is almost no "micromanagement", which I liked, and there\'s not much problem solving to be had.  The social aspects between staff members are negligible.  You can beat all the scenarios fairly easily, and there is a sandbox to play in, too.  The storylines weren\'t great, but they existed.  There were some bugs/glitches, but nothing game breaking.  Overall, I thought it was fun to play and a refreshing spin on an old classic.  Hospital Tycoon is to Theme Hospital as Sim Theme Park (Theme Park World) is to Theme Park.\nPlayable while intoxicated-- very important to some people.  Keep it simple and rewarding.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'mellyk81', u'hours': 5.7, u'products': 58, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2015-09-04', u'text': u"Clocked this game in 5.7 hours...\nIf you're looking for a mind-numbing game to play for an afternoon, they buy it.  If you prefer to play a game over and over and get value out of it, don't buy this game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Chubbyburrito', u'text': u'Pretty fun. Kinda stinks that you can beat the game so easily and quickly, but it is still fun.', u'hours': 12.4, u'date': u'2015-08-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198194008903', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 7, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Supreme trade.tf', u'hours': 70.0, u'products': 104, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2014-08-12', u'text': u"I have no clue what this game is about or how to play it so I can't recommend it to any one\nDO NOT BUY IT", u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'MrJewsbury', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 273, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2014-08-10', u'text': u'Did not play much as the controls and targeting system are \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665e, the game makes me feel sick, not just because of how bad it is but motion sickness. Just like every other movie based game, the movie was better.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'novahux', u'text': u'I picked this up on a steam voucher, but upon spending a little time with it, I\u2019ve certainly wasted more than the full price of many games far worse.\nIf you liked "crimsons skies" or even the newish \'war thunder", as in simplistic mouse controlled flight combat sim style 3rd person gameplay, you will get into this as one of the in game quotes say "quicker than a French surrender".  (First person view is a little like wing commander)\nNothing deep here in either the story or gameplay, just a good fun shootem up with zeppelins, Nazis, and space pew pew with a near perfect crust of gaming pop culture, cheese, ham and sprinkles of racism.\nSummary: FUN! Casual gameplay', u'hours': 2.3, u'date': u'2014-08-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197972087529', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 688, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'subsistcyber', u'text': u'Walked into the Dungeon of Anhus, slaughtered some orcs and goblins, fled from a minotaur, then promptly fell into a pit trap (instant death).  I love this game!\nIts challenging and fun and brings back all those old-school feels.  Highly recommend!', u'hours': 46.4, u'date': u'2014-05-05', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198030424763', u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 248, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'tnoyce', u'text': u"I cannot begin to quantify all the reasons this game appeals to me.\nThat being said, here are a few things I really enjoy:\nIt's obvious to me that the people behind this game, have put their heart and souls into it.\nIt's single character  (which is a huge + in my book), First-person, 3D.\nThe world is persistant. This means if you find a cool location, you can tell others where it is. They'll be able to find, see and experience it themselves.\nIt is  turn-based (huge + for those like me that suffer from tendonitis (carpal tunnel syndrome)).\nThe world is infinite -- really!  No caps on level, and no 'end of the world' to fall off of or bump into.\nIt has permadeath - only way I play.\nVery active developer, updates are released frequently, along with new features.\nThere are certainly more I have not listed here.\nI highly recommend giving it a try", u'hours': 1427.0, u'date': u'2014-05-05', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197970724150', u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 1852, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Smeggit', u'text': u"Lots of fun, I've been playing this since the Kickstarter Beta.  Wicked loot, infinite exploration and enemies that can be a real challenge.  It's a game full of 'just one more': I'll do just one more dungeon level, I'll just find the next town, I'll just see what's over the next hill... and 2 hours later you're still going.", u'hours': 390.4, u'date': u'2014-05-05', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198006369201', u'product_id': u'268930', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 1098, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'>_><_<', u'text': u"This game is peaceful but I don't really see the goal for the game.\nFish dies > another fish comes out and so on.\nMy friend asked me for a ' relaxing ' game and which requires no focus at all, I suggested him this game.", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198336535607', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 5, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'[lt] skarolis', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 60, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-12-31', u'text': u'Again, this would be great for an elementary student to explore the basics of a small ecosystem.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Stonium', u'text': u'A simple but tough game where you attempt to run an ecosystem without everything dying. The catch: The pond is very small so every small change can have a big impact.', u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2016-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 552, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'502_Red1Taurus / CS:S', u'hours': 2035.2, u'products': 38, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-05-29', u'text': u'why is my memoir 44 not letting me click on a map to paly i have 600 plus currancy have reloaded even????', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Harjus', u'text': u"Advertised as free to play, but is not that. You'll be paying constantly after you ran out of initial currency. Great board game, bad online business model, stay away.", u'hours': 17.4, u'date': u'2017-05-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197996680299', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 328, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'The_Italian_Stallion55', u'text': u'Have to use gold just to play a game and very few scenarios to choose frome only 4-5 and there are no clear rules on each mission FYI (the board game is 100 times beter)', u'hours': 4.1, u'date': u'2017-05-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198024561635', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 44, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'NUTATCO', u'text': u'Raw old school experience.\nInspired by Divine Divinity, the best Diablo clone which is more like RPG with more than enough combat.\nYears passed and there is still few action RPGs that does not make a mess on the screens with flashy spells, combos and abilites and have slow pace in general. Truth to be told - Inquisitor is even slower. Fortunately there is a thing called "speedhacks" in CheatEngine, thanks to that my character move like a Flash.\nSome people said combat is terrible and I agree but only for melee. Ranged and magic is better. But magic have own problems - large mana costs of useful spells,\nNothing better that turning enemies into Pillar of Salt, get Stoning, send Rain of Fire on nonbelievers and all these fancy biblical names upon heretics.\nUnfortunately it was too easy to know who is heretic in every act. And ending movie is the same for Good and Bad side.\nMy character have utterly destroyed badder from all that potion chugging. Nothing that can\'t be solved by good herbalist though...\nI might return to the game later because I\'m not satisfied with my characters. They were badly developed. Maybe next time they send me to some wasteland with no internet/wi-fi and low end PC...', u'hours': 74.4, u'date': u'2017-03-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 502, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Czort', u'text': u"Old school rpg all the way. If you enjoyed Baldurs Gate, Icewind Dale and Planescape Torment back in the days, then by all means spend this 9 euro and forget about everything, at least for a while. Game has its issues, but they are minor, save-restart fixed everything. Expect outdated graphics, tons of reading, massive lore, backstories, sidequests, and super involving story, and you won't be dissapointed. Best regards for team who made this game, i hope you read comments. You brought back the memories of my childhood. I got this for free, but i will certainly buy some copies for friends on first occasion. You deserve some credits for this. 10/10 for the first quests with killing bats, it always was bats or rats, wasn't it? It's 1:30 at night when im writing this review and i stopped only for coffe and review. I sinked in totally in your story. Big, honest thanks for making this. I wish you all best and lots of satisfaction with your work.", u'hours': 7.7, u'date': u'2017-03-10', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198013579069', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 1, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 123, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Kaldor Draigo', u'text': u'Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition.', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-03-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 17, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 177, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'TriPsyko', u'text': u"Simply broken for me. Can't get passed Bodhum because it constantly freezes extremely frequently, I have to CTRL-ALT-DEL then press ESC to go back to the game and it runs again for a few seconds more then freezes again...\nTried every fix I can find on the net but nothing at all works - disabling Steam overlay and cloud sync, update drivers, putting d3d9.dll in install folder, running in lowest possible settings and windowed mode, the list goes on. XIII and Lightning Returns work just fine so why this just refuses to is beyond me.\nIt's a real shame because I really enjoyed the game on my PS3, improvement from XIII in many ways.", u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2017-11-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197996064186', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 637, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Mumu', u'hours': 16.6, u'products': 521, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-10-31', u'text': u'The game is crashing constantly (Windows 10)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Siyeon', u'text': u'Nice Storyline, and i need to play the next sequel (i mean Lightning Returns). 10/10', u'hours': 58.1, u'date': u'2017-10-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 140, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'HyruleBlue', u'hours': 4.8, u'products': 26, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'text': u'good', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Taylor Swift', u'text': u'Spawned in microwawe and i cannot stop spinning, not very good first thoughts. I think im gonna return this lagging \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665game.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198092417310', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 6, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Fart Monster', u'text': u"Don't bother.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198277952908', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 51, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'SubZero/Scorpion', u'text': u'definetely fun, minor issues, you can shoot a hole in the floor and then fall through ending the game, but it needs more maps, sound tracks the same two songs over and over kinda kill it, and i dont know why but the enemies stopped spawning rather quickly. so good game, has great potential. more guns would be cool, maybe a katana too. 4 out of 5', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2016-02-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198024427218', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 45, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Time Vault', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 213, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-02-20', u'text': u"Finally, a game that's somewhat challenging without feeling tedious!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'CobyGames | skinhub.com', u'text': u'Lazers.', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2016-02-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 13, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'hannahfaustina', u'text': u"This game is fun, and has a lot of heart. It's relatively easy but will still take awhile to finish. I highly recommend it and hope a Costume Quest 3 will come out soon.", u'hours': 295.0, u'date': u'2015-09-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198213691671', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 32, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Tom', u'text': u'Costume Quest 2 is the second game in this series developed by Double Fine Productions.  You play the role of two twin siblings, Reynold and Wren.  The game follows on from the original game in the story and offers much of the same game play elements.  The game has been released on PS3, 360, PS4, Xbox One, WiiU and all of the PC platforms.\nLike I said, the gameplay is very much the same as the first game, you travel around in your party exploring the world and encounter enemies, which you battle in a turn based fight scene. These fight scenes have an essence of QTEs in them, so if you hit the button at exactly the right time, you\'ll either do more damage, or block more damage. As you venture throughout the game, you will discover new and interesting costumes to wear - each costume has its own special ability and unique style of play.  There is some real interesting costumes to find, my favorite is the Clown costume, which acts as your early game healer, but you also have tanky classes and damage dealing classes like in other RPG games.\nGraphically, Costume Quest 2 is identical to the original. The art style is beautiful though, I loved the stylized world that you are put in and all of the characters just look gorgeous.  The animation in cut scenes and in the game are second to none too.  The game is so well optimized that pretty much any rig can play this in its full glory.\nThe plot is similar to the first game too; you are out to stop Dr. Orel White who has taken over the world and aims to bring an end to the holiday, Halloween! Obviously being the candy loving kids we all are, we can\'t let that happen and you must stop him.  With an element of time travel to be seen, there is some very interesting plot points throughout the game, and this comes with the inclusion of some brilliantly comical moments along the way too.\nSadly the game is not voice acted - for me I was hoping it would be given how popular the first game was, but this doesn\'t take away any of the charm the game has. You can pretty much imagine how each of the characters in the game would sound, and the animation of them all with the facial expressions aids this ten fold too.\nCostume Quest 2 has moments of difficulty; some of the quests are not easily figured out and you have to put a bit of thought into them, or working out where to go next in order to progress the game. Not to mention the boss battles can also get quite intensive too; I actually had to spend a fair amount of time grinding my characters up a few levels just so they were on par with the difficulty of the bosses I was facing. This is by no means a bad thing as with each fight you win, you also get the chance to win a card, which will have a unique effect that you can use in a battle, such as avoiding attacks, doing double damage, or sometimes actually out right killing an enemy no questions asked!\nThat brings me onto the level design, every single level in Costume Quest has absolutely tons of areas to explore and items to find. You have to destroy typical game world items in order to find the games currency, candy. The candy can the be spent at the vendors which are scattered around the world to purchase costume upgrades, or the above mentioned special effect cards. Each level also has a handful of side quests which you can complete, granting further experience points and candy as rewards. I would recommend people actually focus on the side quests before progressing in the main quest just so you keep up at the right level compared to the enemies. Some of the side quests are linked to the main quest; but a lot can be skipped over if you really want to.\nA full playthrough with completing the majority of the side quests at a leisurely pace took me just under nine hours to complete which is actually a bit of a jump in length compared to the original which only took me five hours to finish. Again though, there is no reason at all to play through Costume Quest 2 for a second time apart from maybe mopping up a few achievements if that\'s your jam. Much like the first, I would really of liked to have seen a "New Game+" mode just to squeeze a couple more hours out of it, and maybe introducing local co-op too, that would be an almost perfect addition given that you play as twins the whole way through the game.\nI had virtually no technical issues in my run through. I was able to play at 4K resolution with a steady 60 FPS the whole time. I did run into a few bugs where you could actually walk through some walls when interacting with items on the other side of the wall such as ladders and chests, but there are no real game breaking bugs to be found. I played the game with a controller given the amount of QTEs in the game, I felt that would be a better option, but this can just as easily be played with keyboard and mouse too.\nTo sum up, I think Costume Quest 2 does exactly the same as the Costume Quest just bigger and better. I can only hope that there is going to be a third game in this series as it just gets better and better with each release. I will go as far to say this is one of my favorite games I have played this year so it gets a strong recommendation from me!\n1) Stay away\n2) Only recommended when on sale\n3) Recommended\n5) This is a must play\nIf you found this review helpful, please consider giving it a thumbs up. You can also find more reviews over at', u'hours': 8.8, u'date': u'2015-09-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 2956, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Winter Sharky', u'hours': 17.2, u'products': 399, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-09-23', u'text': u"Not quite as good as the first Costume Quest but adds some new features to the battle system and tells a pretty funny story.  If you enjoyed the first Costume Quest, you'll likely enjoy Costume Quest 2. 7.5/10.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'iAMtheGREATEST', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 65, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-05-21', u'text': u'very good', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Jagdflieger', u'text': u'A fun game based on memes.', u'hours': 17.1, u'date': u'2017-05-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 150, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Tohru <3', u'text': u'GIVE MONI TO POLEND\n\n-Gameplay 10/10\n-Language 10/10\n-Japanese saying hentai and Weaboo spotted 10/10\nTHIS GAME IS 10/10 to my LYFE', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-05-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 21, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Aniva', u'hours': 2.7, u'products': 204, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-07-26', u'text': u"This game is just garbage! Operation Racoon City is compared to this a bliss (And that game wasn't good either) The controls are a pain and the concept is not that special as it would be worth it to play it, even if the controls are terrible. Do yourself a great favor and don't touch this ******.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Pale Dolphin', u'text': u"Imagine\ndeveloped by people who make mobile shovelware games like Cookie Clicker clones, or Flappy Bird clones, or almost any mobile tower defense game. Yeah, that's what you'll be getting into if you'll buy this garbage product.\nI'm a fan of\nfranchise, I truly am. I even watched the crappy movies, and was devastated by how bad it all went after the first two parts. But this game is hundred times worse than any movie -- maybe Uve Boll could've filmed something as bad as this game.\nI really don't want to get into specifics, because this game is a cluster\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665. It tries to be tactical online 3v3 squad-based shooter with zombies, but it fails at every possible angle. Tactics are non-existant, weapons are unbalanced, zombies are stupid and easy to kill, gunplay is just miserable.\nI can see that the idea behind the game was really great, and the trailer looked great. But don't be fooled by all that -- the servers are empty, there are less than 100 people playing it daily (number is diminishing by the day) and the ones that do encounter immense (500ms+) ping. It's absolutely impossible to play, unfortunately, and this is not an exaggeration.\nI would really love to play a better version of this same game, developed by a different team (think Techland or something similar). This one? Skip it.", u'hours': 4.2, u'date': u'2017-07-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198005271335', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 2917, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Luiz1122', u'hours': 4.1, u'products': 191, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-07-26', u'text': u'\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665dead game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Bumsplikity', u'hours': 0.0, u'products': 566, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2011-12-27', u'text': u'Buy this game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Bird_of_Prey317', u'hours': 19.3, u'products': 971, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2011-12-27', u'text': u'Great fun for RPG and Superhero fans alike! Lots of chracters to choose from, an interesting story and solid gameplay.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'w/Drinks', u'hours': 8.6, u'products': 286, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2011-12-27', u'text': u"Do you like Jack Kirby? Do you like campy 60's comics? Do you like balls hard tactical RPG/ kinda RTS games? Well then ... get this game and learn to love again.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'csdoughboy', u'text': u'Teleglitch without the merciless difficulty.', u'hours': 3.2, u'date': u'2015-12-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198118741054', u'product_id': u'406920', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 403, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'W.A. the Anum', u'hours': 1.6, u'products': 641, u'product_id': u'406920', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2015-12-16', u'text': u'I fear the M on my keyboard more than ever before i played this game... Oh my SO MANY Ms IN THIS REVIEW!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Abe Simpson', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 254, u'product_id': u'406920', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2015-12-15', u'text': u"It has a DOS-like feel. Something that I like and dislike at the same time. Controls seem a bit imprecise. For instance tapping the 'W' key quickly should move me one unit, not two or more.\nPrice to content ratio is beyond satisfactory and I foresee myself playing more of this during the upcoming months. To get a better idea of what the gameplay looks like check out a little video I did.\nHappy gaming.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'birobidjan', u'text': u"Solid 3 match game. Good for it's price.", u'hours': 11.9, u'date': u'2017-05-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198069573773', u'product_id': u'554220', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 108, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Elvoc', u'hours': 17.1, u'products': 834, u'product_id': u'554220', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-05-19', u'text': u'Finally a match 3 that does it right, I am really enjoying the adventure style game play that has a little story to it to move you along in the regions, also there is an arena mode that can be found in each region that drops great loot for your characters, Lots of characters to unlock and many different pieces of equipment that makes strategy a big part of the game. The RPG elements are sort of fun even though the skills each character you use are based on the equipment you put in their color slot, the different color slots are the only real difference in the characters. So far the game is lots of fun and I must say it\u2019s the best $5 I spent all week. I can see myself playing this for many hours..\nIf you love Match 3 with a touch of story and strategy elements than I highly recommend this game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'DaavPuke', u'text': u"There's always more Match 3 with roleplaying elements for people who want it. This one even comes with a roguelike mode.\nFor fans of Puzzle Quest, though some presentation foibles may apply.", u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2017-05-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'554220', u'page_order': 5, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 2843, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'moky', u'text': u'Best superhero game ever.\n100/100', u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198394771992', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 10, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'orangeblur', u'hours': 13.9, u'products': 51, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'Really good.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'pauloveeidem', u'hours': 12.3, u'products': 337, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'This is one game I enjoy playing very much. I have played this game on multiple systems and it is just as fun every time.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Praze', u'text': u'pLeas eplay no body else will', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2016-12-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198047227551', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 43, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Goku Is The New Black', u'text': u'Would Have Been A Good Game If There Werent That Much TOXIC Players', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2016-12-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198123358264', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 8, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'BobShlob', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 34, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-12-22', u'text': u'its fun but the launcher is broken kinda', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'MrChopsticks', u'text': u"I got the game for free through the developer's giveaway.\nIn the beginning the player is told to use a controller, but don't worry if you don't have one - a mouse will work just fine. I played through the first fifteen levels today (the Rooftop Trouble chapter -\n), and I have to say this has been a great game so far - I can't wait to play through the second chapter tomorrow.\nThe graphics are good, as they go very well with the theme of the game. The game's physics are also very interesting, as the player is able to walk on walls and through mirrors. The game as a whole reminds me of Salvador Dali's art, and that says something about how talented the developers are!\n10/10 would let Bob bump into an apple, only to fall off the edge of the map again!\nAfter finishing this game months ago, I keep thinking back at it and I tell myself the devs did a really good job! Such a talented group of people, working hard to give something good to the world!", u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2017-09-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198035418311', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 68, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Earl de Darkwood', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 101, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-09-20', u'text': u'zzzzzZz', u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'robertisco', u'hours': 2.0, u'products': 74, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-09-20', u'text': u"Firstly, this game is total\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 Its not good as a time waster (for me at least) and it gets boring really fast.\nMaybe if they actually made this game have at least one interesting thing in it, like an actual narrator, that would talk and interact with the player and not some satanic\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665(kinda reverse)\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 it might have been more enjoyable.\nThe mechanics are pretty annoying and it should have been just a mobile game, not a pc game.\nSound is pretty meh, but it is the only good part of this game. It is way more fun seeing bob fall to his \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing death (in dream) than seeing him fall and schleep.\nI also got it for free, i dont know its actual price, but whatever that is, it's too much.\nLastly, wtf am i playing as? Some kind of creature from the deepest hole in hell? Some\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665filthy frank character?\nFor me, this is a 3/10. For people that enjoy puzzle games, this MIGHT be a 5/10 or more, i really dont know.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'ArachnitCZ', u'text': u'honestly as much as id like to recommend this its a no from me\nit is WAY too buggy for my taste if valve put more time into this it could have been the greatest animation software\namazing choice for begineers though', u'hours': 121.7, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 7, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 94, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'\u2606Ankrest\u2606', u'hours': 10.4, u'products': 6, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'text': u'pretty good app for making game posters', u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'NabilTheGaming', u'hours': 39.8, u'products': 14, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'text': u'when i first time use this software is hard. but if you have a strong desire to learn this software you will get the skill to make one', u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'guptanilabhra', u'text': u"Mega magic: Wizards of neon age is a fun, story rich, open World, indie, 80's themed , rpg game. Which gives its buyer his/her moneys worth.If youre looking for an out of the World experience with a magic themed gameplay this is your game. The story is rich with ideas with beasts and summoned minions at every corner. So readers read on at your own peril.\nThis game is the story of Phoban who lives in a World which is at a time lapse from our World, for this World has changed after a meteor strike. This world is filled with magic, the type any normal human can master.Phoban a young mage around which the story revolves learns and develops new magic spells as the story goes on and tries to join a cult of mages as the story progresses just as his father and brother did.But here I must stop for too much information can a be a spoiler.But this much is noteworthy that as Phoban proceeds through this game he encounters new minions like wolf rat etc and evetually manages to summon most of them. The story is linear but really entertaining.\nThe game has a good 80's theme arcade music, which is easy for the ears yet some times unnoticable to the player.The graphics too is a typical 80's style presentation. The game is in one phrase a point and click game which has a great storyline as mentioned.The game has sevral new features which make for a smooth gameplay, like summoning creatures, casting magic spells, and cool batch of story based characters.\nBottom line  there are twenty  spells and sixteen  grims that you can craft and research in the game. With each spell having their own use and functionality and each grim with their own unique passive and active skills. There are a lot of pros and cons to this game, but to mention a few\nPROS\n1.Interactive linear based yet some what  non rigid storyline.\n2.Good musical tracks (80s themed)\n3.Cool graphics(80s themed)\n4.In depth character development within the story\n5.Local co op ready\nCONS\n1. The story has low replay value even though dynamic in nature.\n2.Controls are weak\nAll in all its a great story rich character rich, rpg style 80's themed game. Definitely worth the money.", u'hours': 7.6, u'date': u'2016-06-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198114186986', u'product_id': u'422650', u'page_order': 9, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 122, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Green Man', u'hours': 366.7, u'products': 168, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-11-23', u'text': u'Highly addicting game -- hours and hours of enjoyment', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'pinrut', u'text': u'Boring.', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-08-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198015216311', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 178, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'fffffff1212', u'text': u'achievement unlocked achievement unlocked achievement unlocked achievement unlocked achievement unlocked achievement unlocked achievement unlocked achievement unlocked achievement unlocked achievement unlocked achievement unlocked achievement unlocked achievement unlocked', u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2016-07-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 72, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Liquidsonic', u'text': u'When I first read about this game it was a dream come true. A Co-op Metroidvania style game! Almost never done before! To my dismay this game did not live up to its promise as such a game. It only took the very core-aspects of that style of game and made it real.\nStory:\nThe story follows two males who are trapped on "Tristoy" a prison island mean\'t for those who are traitors to the Iron King. They are forced to work together to secure their escape from Tristoy.\nFor better or for worst the story was actually quite interesting and the voice acting was absoulutely perfect! The interaction between the two main characters was hilarious. I was however disappointed at how little you get to know about the rest of the world.\nThis game is fairly short with me and my friend finishing it in about 2 hours so obviously it was a short story too.\nGameplay:\nThe gameplay was declared to be similar to Metroidvania style but to be honest, its more akin to Trine style. You are a co-op team that must stick together to solve a variety of puzzles to progess through the levels. It is a linear progression throughout the game, I actually thought from the art in the background you would end up going down the Tower and then back up again! But this was untrue. Combat is short and is a not too in depth either.\nAt the beginning of the game there are a few decisions that can effect the amount of health divided amongst the two main characters. Honestly this made little to no difference considering all it allows is one character to take 1 or 2 more hits, almost every monster can 1-hit KO.\nThe conversational choices had NO impact on the story what so ever even though it you would presume so. I encountered many bugs within the game and especially in the end with such errors as "[story path not found]".\nHOWEVER\nMe and my friend did have fun even though we felt 10 quid for this unpolished game was outright robbery, if not huge kick in the teeth. I do respect though only a handful of developers were on this game in comparison to others.\nGraphics/sounds:\nI LOVE the art-work and the music, they suited the mood very well and gave the game its own personal feel.\nOverall:\nIf the developers had added more content, more exploration and just maybe the ability to separate into different rooms, this could of been one of the most successful games around. Already pumping out a game with no single-player can be quite a risk in doing.\nUnfortunately this game in its current state cannot be recommended due to it being 15 quid retail when this is something that could of probably better off benefited from being in early access. It is worth more along 5 - 8 quid in my opinion for the level of effort put into this game and the amount of bugs it has inherited.', u'hours': 2.3, u'date': u'2015-01-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197974881386', u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 239, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Senopati', u'text': u"Please give me the music\nor\ni'll buy it too", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 481, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Desert Rocket', u'text': u"It's like you killed Elmo, stole his crayons, and now it's your world! YAAAA!", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 6, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 9, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 274, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'\xc6kelsten (Ussel og Grim)', u'text': u'Simple simulation game. After a short while the variation is offlet and its just maintaining your creation. Old design, reminds me most of a Facebook "farm" game. Was cheap, fun for an hour and it doesn\'t come on a CD anymore :)', u'hours': 8.3, u'date': u'2015-08-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198031465119', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 65, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Osmose Jonas', u'hours': 4.4, u'products': 181, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2014-08-01', u'text': u'Not worth it because you only shoot down Nazi spaceship. 4/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'GentlemanSeal', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 12, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-12-23', u'text': u'Fun, calming, and aesthetically pleasing. And all at no cost to you. Definitely worth a play.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Running-Target', u'hours': 2.3, u'products': 101, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-03-17', u'text': u'Memoir \'44 Online is a "free to play" video game reproduction of the actual Board Game Memoir \'44.  Worked on Win 10 , looked ok, played ok, sounded ok.  It amounts to more as a Pay to Play than Free to Play game.  Does help diehard fans of this boardgame to find opponents online.  You really need to like playing the boardgame Memoir\'44 to like this game.\nYou can spend from your steam wallet: 5 dollar for 125 gold, 15 dollar for 400 gold, or 30 dollar for 1,000 gold and Expert Mode.  You start off with 50 free gold.  The game is turn-based on hex map that is divided into three sections Right Flank, Center and Left Flank.  You have two kinds of cards that give your units orders, Command and Tactics.  You randomly draw cards but get to pick one of two drawn.  You have to pay 2 or 3 gold per play of a scenario ( didn\'t see any for 1 ).\nYou can play Solo vs AI or against another online player.  There is a tuturial video but it didn\'t help teach the game much, you need to read the manual and seek out more clearer help.  The AI is effective as an opponent.\nAt the time of this review, i saw like 30 players online, so you can find someone to play, with plenty of invites to play from other online players.  It has a lobby chatroom and uses languages of English or French. You can play with your Steam account or the Days of Wonder account.  Has Steam Achievements.\nCONS:\n- Has business model of charging you gold for each play of a scenario.\n- The online tutorial video have a lot of loading lag.\n- There are Only 2 Scenarios (Pegasus Bridge and Juno Beach) that are truly Free.\n- Expert mode is currently in Developement.\n- Very annoying flicking of rainbow colors as a highlighting feature.\nTry it, only if you like wargame board games.  Don\'t expect to play this game for free for long.\nFor more info:', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Pigeon aussi', u'text': u'Pay to play...', u'hours': 3.3, u'date': u'2017-02-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198035121603', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 114, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Vargen', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 164, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-02-14', u'text': u'This made me realize I will not buy the board game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Handsome Bob', u'text': u"Don't purchase this game!", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-02-10', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198026912553', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 135, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Sammy.Computer', u'text': u'not very good', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-02-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 4, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 1464, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'neoZatoichi', u'text': u"I just can't understand people saying this is not a good game. From what I've seen in about 50 hours of gameplay time, this game is a hidden masterpiece. More than that, this is the number one most underrated game of all the underrated games I know, and I know many of them.\nYou're an inquisitor, and not just in name. You have a job of actually burning people at the stake in a world of spiritual and moral decadence, in a time when scourges are falling from the sky and demons are materializing in the real world. In this game, you can go with the tide and act badly just for your own sake, burning people for political reasons, in order to rise in power and position. Or you could try and do your job with good will, trying to find the real sinners and servants of demons and bring them to sacred justice. You have the freedom do decide. But if you decide to do good, you better be prepared to put in the work and do the side quests, because by doing them you'll find the clues you need for your holy job.\nAt first, you won't do them for clues, though, you'll just be trying to help people in their misery and trying to free the land from the evils that plague it. But, as you progress, you'll realize that all the evil is somewhat related to the bad people you're looking for, and you'll start to find out who they really are. That's really cool, because you have a good reason to do all the side quests besides completionism alone. You'll be doing an actual investigative work in order to prosecute the bad guys. If you want that, that is. Like I said, you could become a servant of evil yourself, if you want, for personal profit.\nA lot of work surely was put into the development of this game. More than five thousand pages of dialogue, which you should read and pay attention to. The dialogue will provide more information for your investigations, so you better take note of what you read, a whole lot of notes, mind you. The quests are cool and the atmosphere does a good work of representing the depressing state of affairs taking place in the world you're in.\nI can't understand why this game didn't get more attention from cRPG lovers. It's highly interesting, well polished, and unique.", u'hours': 50.5, u'date': u'2017-02-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198078044782', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 847, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Wilq', u'text': u'Final Fantasy XIII-2 is sequel to Final Fantasy XIII (obviously) and is another underrated game in the franchise. Luckily for me, I didn\u2019t have a single problem during the gameplay of this port so I could easily enjoy the game.\nGood side:\nBad side:', u'hours': 137.3, u'date': u'2017-10-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198158135479', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 107, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'the Potato King', u'text': u'Things I like:\n-Characters and story improved a lot from xiii imo\n-Environments\n-Same kickass lore, and goes even deeper into it\n-I felt the game tackled time travel very well\nThis I did not like:\n-RANDOM ENCOUNTERS - in certain maps it is as frequent as every 5 seconds.  This was the MOST negatively distracting and mood-killing addition to the game.\n-Only 2 playable characters.  As much as I loved Serah, gets boring yeah?\n-Sort of as an extension to the above point, but the gameplay is much more dry than it was in xiii.  In xiii I had the leisure to change up my team (after chapter10 that is), in this game I\'m just spamming AOE spells or Ruinga.  (because combat was easier and buffing and debuffing didn\'t matter as much)\n-Dry character progression and feels like there is even less impactful equipment customization or choices than in xiii.\n-Interactive cutscene \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665t "press X\' "press Left" why is squaresoft copying these type of uncreative AAA garbage game features?\n-Game is both easier and more tedious than xiii\nOverall: since I really loved xiii, so I ended up enjoying this game still.  I really liked Serah and felt more positively about Noel than I did for half the cast in xiii.  But I did feel like this game did pretty awful in that it ruined the most enjoyable aspect of the game for me: atmosphere.  And it did that simply by way of the Random Encounters mechanic.\nI just want to absorb the god damn scenery and music for longer than 5 seconds without monster battles appearing and interrupting the mood.\nIf you played and enjoyed XIII for whatever reason, get this game.  Otherwise, don\'t, because this game is admittedly horrible.\nPersonal score: 8/10 (from a guy giving xiii-1 a 9.2/10), deduct 2 points if you didn\'t enjoy xiii, and change this from a recommended to a non-recommended game.', u'hours': 59.6, u'date': u'2017-10-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198091396329', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 155, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Naedeslus', u'text': u'I wish I could reccomend this, I really do. FFXIII-2 is one of my favorites in the series but this port is horrible. FPS constantly drops making it borderline unplayable. After spending hours looking for a solution to the FPS issues I just gave up. Play it on PS3 and avoid the PC port unless Square Enix has a change of heart and actually fixes it.', u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2017-10-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198039650062', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 225, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'LinkAwesome0811', u'text': u'This game dosent work a kicks me out when I join a game every 10 seconds. I dont recommend this game to anyone. Also it says i cant play it anymore for some reason . I need my money.', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198307338345', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 2, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'artbalis', u'text': u'This game is fun for 5 minutes after you buy it and for those 5 minutes it just glitches. I guess this is what you get for 3$. :(', u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198261672883', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 6, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Drakis', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 57, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'text': u'Play this game with a good friend and you get a good gag out of it always dont expect to play this for 100000milion plus hours but like a good 2-3 hours', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'ZDarkAngel', u'text': u"I think that this game is absolutely brilliant. As is, this game is well worth the price. It's crazy and fun and a good little time waster", u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2016-02-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198150978304', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 81, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'MichaelT359', u'text': u"Holy guacamole! This game is amazing for 1$! You can't go wrong. It's like an fps pac-man. It does get on your nerves but is overall really fun. This game could easily be worth more.", u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2016-02-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 17, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Dr. Dick Stomper', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 707, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-02-20', u'text': u'TL; DR: This game is Blue Sphere special Stage from Sonic 3 with lasers.\nThis game is probably one of the more better games from the Dollar Bin.\nHowever, it gets incredibly repetative. Your average run of the mill enemey takes one shot to take down. Not much of a challenge. The game knows this and as levels increase they just add more gimmicks; Robots who don\'t die. Spiders for some reason and turrets. None of which are challenging, but more annoying then anything.\nAny level that is an even number (2,4,6...) was probably the most enjoyable. These stages are large and open and only have 10 balls to collect which is nice enough. In exchange it just spawns baddies at an increased rate.On any odd stage you have to navigate a maze and collect 100 balls, green ones give health red ones are "rockets."\nThese rockets aren\'t really rockets and the game even refers to them as Mines at one point. They explode and thats enough.\nI wish we could get a "Meh" rating. This entertained me for about half an hour and I\'m probably not going to play it ever again. But, I support indie developers and would like to see more if it can get even better than this.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'StrokeMan', u'hours': 26.4, u'products': 119, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2015-09-21', u'text': u"In my opinion, It's not as good as the first Costume Quest but it is still a great Halloween themed game. My biggest issue (that took a little to get over) was the change to the combat system.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'\u272a heromeister', u'hours': 7.6, u'products': 388, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2015-09-17', u'text': u"/Simply calming, great and adorable. Fun gamplay, extremly cute graphics, funny cheesy story...\nIt's a great sequel to a great game. I wish it was 50 hours longer tho...\n9/10", u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'natashacavata', u'text': u"There are new cool costumes, and the characters and story are still awesome. The problem is that now you don't have auto heal after battles. Walking back and forth from save points is a little bit annoying. The cards are now to be used in battles, they are not equpments anymore. And all the costumes have the same quick time events in order to land a good attack or defend. I really wanted to like this game, but it was pretty disappointing after such a great experience on the first game.", u'hours': 4.0, u'date': u'2015-09-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198195989650', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 73, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Poisony', u'text': u'POLAN STRONK', u'hours': 5.1, u'date': u'2017-05-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 225, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Andrei', u'text': u'Very nice and funny game in which you fly your spaceship between other countryballs and try to collect money to upgrade your spaceship.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-05-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198092126201', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 4, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 33, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'delet dis', u'text': u'OMG, HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR??? I AM ALMOST AT THE END AND I DIE! AND I RAGEQUIT.', u'hours': 12.3, u'date': u'2017-05-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 10, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'MinX', u'text': u"After playing this game both singleplayer and multiplayer i say it deserves to be dead, why ? here are the reasons:\n1-Community is pretty much dead, meaning you can wait for hours till you get a match the only 100% way to play fast is to find a group or some friends like i did ( You can find matches but at certain times for small period only )\n2-4 Survivors mode : the whole idea is to kill zombies as well as killing the other 3 players to emerge victorious, as for the zombies the A.I is pretty dumb, they get stuck in objects pretty much all the time and there isn't much variations so it gets boring pretty quick, killing the players while 'toying' with zombies is the only good side.\n3-Team match: I've played a few single life and a few multi-life both were very chaotic with no communication whatsoever, everyone is on his own to kill or die.\n4-Map design: The map is very crowded with objects that feels unnecessary and overcrowded.\nStill, some people like the game so don't take my word for it i might not have liked it but you might so give it a try it's for 1$ on humble bundle after all.", u'hours': 2.9, u'date': u'2017-07-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198192691941', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 88, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'GauchoMax', u'text': u"It's as terrible as everyone mentionned. Just look for longer reviews, I have all the same complaints, not going to repeat the obvious.\nI'm assuming some C-Team were handling this project with little funding and poor communication.", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-07-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198401217857', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 61, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'[TWG] Papacyanide', u'text': u'i feel like im the only one who really likes the game please give it a try it was a humble bundle for a bit so keys are cheap and if you own the game add me more then happy to ple', u'hours': 2.9, u'date': u'2017-07-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198206576907', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 193, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Gyoru', u'products': 928, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2011-12-27', u'text': u'Irrational please make a new one of these thanks signed Gyoru', u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'nigward', u'hours': 1.6, u'products': 10, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'its gta', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'\u9000\u5c48\u3067  /csgobounty.com', u'hours': 14.3, u'products': 20, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'me dont like this game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'MaybeAlek', u'hours': 28.8, u'products': 1, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'Best game  xD', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'ahaha.wav', u'hours': 29.5, u'products': 971, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u"I've never had so much fun being so awful at something.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Son_Typ', u'text': u"I can't understand a single word/10", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 144, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Valta', u'text': u"Bought it to support Touhou, 'nuff said", u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198023065456', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 455, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'General Degal', u'text': u'Something about this game compels me to play it-- to learn more about its inner workings; to figure out the best strategy to stay afloat.  But at every turn, it beats me down with nonsensical and unexplained game mechanics, confusing UI layouts, some painful repetition, and where are the hotkeys to make any of this more palatable?\nBut of course, this is EA.  So I can\'t really blame the incomplete thing for being incomplete.  I can only hope that it gets better over time so that I don\'t have to resort to writing batch files to manage my save games as I agonizingly gain glimpses into its mechanics through sheer trial and error.\nThings that would make this experience more palatable right now:\n1) Documentation.  The tooltips from your officers are not sufficient.  Combat traits and personal weapons are full of undocumented limitations that prevent their usage in certain situations.  A multitude of ship equipment has undocumented functionalities.\n2) UI.  Ship movement and map dragging should not use the same button.  I noticed you even programmed movement to be both right and left click, while map dragging only uses the left mouse button.  Just leave ship movement to the right mouse button alone.  Also, leveling up is pretty agonizing.  Instead of making me click on the spice interface, then into my ship details, then into my character list, and then filtering my character list on newly-leveled characters, just give me a button to look at my new leveled characters straight from the spice interface.  And give us hotkeys for all of these actions-- inform us what they are through tooltips.  And while you offer sorting characters on a few conditions, why didn\'t you offer sorting on HP or MP?  And those random events that tick off constantly during space travel... I don\'t care if I passed or failed a roll.  I care what actually happened.  Did my officer hide our emissions, preventing a nearby ship from detecting us?  Let me know.  Did my helmsman spill water on his console, electrocuting himself?  Let me know that too.\n3) Mechanics.  Reinforced Armor 4 on my ship claims to add 45% to my armor, yet it raised my ship\'s armor from 6 (Block 26%) to 20 (Block 54%)... what is going on?  And no amount of deflector arrays (or anything else I can figure out) will raise my shields at all from 3 (Block 8%).  Character attributes... how do they affect anything?  There\'s no feedback to tell me which crew benefit from which attributes.  There\'s no way for me to know if I\'m better off equiping Meshed Body Armor, Plated Combat Armor, or even Grey Ops Meshing: it says I need it adds "+8 Stealth Evasion (req\'s skill)" with a green hood icon.  What skill does it require?  Stealth?  Evasion?  Green hood?  Telepathy?  Patience?\nAll she needs is a little polish.  Make this thing actually playable for a first-timer.  Keep at it.', u'hours': 39.0, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197972430449', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 362, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'valtim', u'text': u'Are you into sci-fi themed games?\nDo you enjoy micromanaging your crew?\nDo you like exploring new places in the open space?\nDo you love Darkest Dungeon?\nThan you SHOULD be picking this one right away.\nAbsolutely marvellous!', u'hours': 9.3, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198049706643', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 299, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'walla151', u'text': u"This is a terrificly addictive game!  Open world spacefaring, with many options to choose from.  I thought I wanted to be a merchant but then I tried being a pirate and I tihnk that's the life for me.  Ship combat is abstracted but the abilities your crew give you make it much deeper than you might think.  I'm looking forward to pouring many more hours into this one!", u'hours': 70.0, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198025332119', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 39, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Ryan Dorkoski', u'text': u"I absolutely love games like these; in fact I wish there were more on Steam.\nIt is fast paced, gory, and full of violence. Keyboard-only controls work great, especially for laptops. The sound and voice work was a welcome surprise in something of this calibre.\n+Quite atmospheric - reminds me of the dark rooms and flickering lights reminiscint of the\nseries\n+Fast paced action is really fun\n+Its too cheap - even if I payed 10 times this amount (seriously), I wouldn't be disapointed\n+Controls are great\n+Runs on a toaster\n+Menu system feels well developed\n-The storepage claims it is a short game, which is fine overall, but hey sometimes more is more am-I-right :D", u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2015-12-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'406920', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 1263, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'xaanz', u'text': u'I beat the first level! It was hard! But not impossible. Pretty fun. Then I died in level 2 and lost all my gear. Whoops.', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2015-12-14', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198012712253', u'product_id': u'406920', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 1858, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Robot House', u'text': u'-Sees game in store.\n-"Hmmmmm... That looks like \'Dead Colony\' a bit"\n-Watches trailer.\n-"...HOLY COW, it IS Dead Colony!"\n-Presses the crap out of "buy" button!\n-10/10, would fire up Desura client again!\nSo, my "time played" won\'t be very long as of writing, but had to point out that this is a re-launch of one of my favorite Desura games, now come to Steam under the name, "Monsterland". The new look adds a good deal "character" to the game.  For the price of $0.89 at the time of writing, you should defiitely give it a go!', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2015-12-14', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'406920', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 844, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Combat Mime', u'text': u"I'll skip over the obvious part about the art being charming and beautiful but the story being a bit light and short.\nWhat really surprised me about Battle Ched Brigade was the gameplay; it's really good!\nI'm not gonna lie, I was expecting a pretty stiff and unresponsive fighting game with some novelty on the side but the mix of combat and puzzles is actually surprisingly well thought out and enjoyable. There's an element of je-ne-sais-quoi to discovering combos and builds that makes me want to replay levels over and over until I maximized it perfectly where other games would have made it feel like a huge chore. I can't put my finger on why exactly but replaying the same level trying to min-max feels satisfying rather than tedious and that's not something games with a million times the budget have consistently achieved.\nThe only complaint I have with the gameplay is that there are a lot of good ideas that are under-developped. I wish there were a way to increase the size of the kitchen so you could always have a chopping block of that the oven were its own slot seperated from the 3 stoves. I also feel that there should be an option to swap kitchen gear during a match that requires a sacrifice in time or just let us pick the loadout after the goals are revealed.\nThe cooking books idea is also interesting but it feels like it wasn't playtested enough. I would have liked those unlocking different combos like the special 4x pan or adding small bonuses like the flower item or the ability to cut down bones and poison before they are dropped... As it stands, they feel kinda useless.\nThe combat items are also a bit geenric. As of now, there's really no reason to take anything except bag slots and double-jump because mina can down-kick forever and Trash's jump-knee combo is so stupidly overpowered that nothing else is needed to complement it.\nOverall, this game feels like the product of a lot of great ideas and already shows incredible amounts of love, passion and effort put in but would have benefited from a bit more time in the oven. I hope it's successful enough that they get to add more characters, mechanics and storylines in the future.", u'hours': 40.1, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197963997456', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 377, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'myrmos', u'text': u'Great game. Especially on the switch', u'hours': 2.6, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198023151235', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 1, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 92, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'aasimon', u'text': u'A sweet and surprisingly challenging game that leaves you wanting more due to its brief tenure.', u'hours': 16.7, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197990673669', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 255, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Ethird', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 330, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-11', u'text': u"A nice try at a narrative game I suppose, the scenarios are pretty weak though... Also not a fan of these type of low poly art style, it tries to be simple and elegant, but ended up feeling cluttering and unnecessary with the look it's at, a clean flat cel look will look much better. Controls though nothing wrong with it at most parts, often felt forced and limiting. Would suggest removing tutorial, it's pretty pointless. 4/10, I guess it's not a bad game by any means, nothing amazing either, casual players who likes narrative games could jump into it quite easily, just don't expect leaving an epiphany.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'PotatoKiller | TitanTF.', u'hours': 12.9, u'products': 8, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-11', u'text': u'Scarry as like', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'yerboiBendy', u'text': u'only 2 words,\nAmazing.\nInteresting.', u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2017-12-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198398356305', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 7, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Saethum', u'hours': 8.8, u'products': 47, u'product_id': u'277270', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-15', u'text': u"The first game was nice, but this one left me somewhat disappointed. There were some nice puzzles, but a large portion of the game was doing the same thing over and over or trying to figure out where some random stuff happened, so that you can advance, which was very annoying.\nIn my opinion the addition of minigames is super lame and I feel the only reason those were added is so that they could be played on the iPhone...\nIn general this is a mediocre game and you won't miss much if you don't play it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Saint Aaron', u'text': u"A truly well thought out game produced by its Developers. I like to play good role playing games and the character role is smart. The continuous hunt to find objectives are endless - not just a few, but you have 6 tabs to organize your inventory. An added plus, you don't use your objects just one time, in other words multiple - complex uses. You combine objects to make a vast number of things that are endless. The storyline is ingenuous and captivating and the graphics are superior than most games. You cannot stop loving Mina's chimp Jep either - to the end - You'll see what this innuendo means when you are at the end of the game. Puzzles are complex, sometimes difficult and always intertwining. Highly recommend this game!", u'hours': 8.3, u'date': u'2017-09-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198011965365', u'product_id': u'277270', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 1689, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Tacet the Terror', u'text': u'Oafmatch is a match 3 RPG game with similar aspects to that of the Puzzle Quest games. All mana is accumulated into a single mana pool that can then be distributed to all 4 of your characters, each holding 2 weapons with a variety of choices based on their 2 colors. These 2 colors represent 2 different stats that help to determine the damage when taking specific colored gems from the board.\nThe campaign mode was a bit more interesting than I had initially anticipated, and does have quite a bit of humor. It runs off a pretty generic 3 star system for each challenge, but this is incentivized with character upgrades and weapon bonuses for completion.\nSo far I have enjoyed the roguelike mode more than any other aspect of this game. In the roguelike mode you have to decide between 2 different paths for each battle. Each path will have a different difficulty, but may have a better reward that you need. The roguelike mode also forces you to have to use more than just the 4 strongest characters you have as you may not be able to immediately revive fallen characters.\nFor anyone that already likes match 3 games, I would highly advise this game. For people who have never played a match 3 game before, I would consider trying a F2P match 3 game first or wait for this game to go on sale. While fun, match 3 games do get a bit repetitive. Despite Oafmatch being a single purchase game, there are moments within the normal campaign that I would have to grind the arena to be able to keep up with the difficulty curve at times, particularly the higher 3 star battles later in the game.\nOverall, Oafmatch is definitely a great little match 3 game, and the 1st of which that I have ever seen implement a roguelike mode, combining my favorite 2 genres - match 3 and roguelike.\nIf you are interested in seeing gameplay, I did do a stream of the game modes earlier:', u'hours': 42.4, u'date': u'2017-05-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'554220', u'page_order': 6, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 183, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'YouTube.com/RepTiciTe', u'text': u'All information is covered in my video review.\nThere are more than one episodes to see the playthrough.', u'hours': 59.9, u'date': u'2017-05-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'554220', u'page_order': 7, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 160, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Tamarliel', u'hours': 10.2, u'products': 33, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u"I've played this game a long time ago on PS3 just when it came out. I had to repurchase it for PC because it is one of the most memorable games I've played. It aged so well. The gameplay mechanic is amazing as well as the art style. Also, the story is captivating and every lover of Batman comics is going to enjoy this game. I would highly recommend it to everyone.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Brunden', u'hours': 16.7, u'products': 714, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'Pros:\n- Genuinely fun!\n- Densely packed action and story\n- Plenty of riddles, challenges, and hidden secrets to keep the map fun to explore\nCons:\n- Massive FPS drops in certain places\n- I had a glitch preventing me from leaving a room once I got a secret\n- the achievements for the challenges are insanely frustrating', u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Posith[DW]', u'text': u'This game will make you play It again and again and again.', u'hours': 5.9, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198068616699', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 635, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Forsaken Reborn', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 24, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-12-22', u'text': u'Pros\n-Fun as hell gameplay\n-Really competitive community\n-Tons of exos  and scrolls to pick\n-every scroll-exo has its own tone and theme which makes everything different and adds variety to the game\n-tons of modes to pick with ranging from story mode-to battle mode\n-really rewarding leveling up until level 15\n-its free, in some way\nCons\n-Toxic and aggresive community\n-Not-Noob friendly\n-peer to peer servers which can result in anyone having lagg especially from EU region\n-you really have to spend some money to have awesome scrolls and stuff or have extremely good rng from some cases that you get from levelling up\nall in all,i would highly recommend trying this game at least once,and please ask all the new players to give this game a second chance even if it the community pisses you off\ngood luck playing RF', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'T R O P I I C Z', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 13, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-12-21', u'text': u'THIS GAME IS SOO BAD why cant there be unlimited name choices I SPENT 5HOURS TRYNA MAKE A NAME EVEN WHEN I USE RANDOM LETTER GENERATORS IT WONT WORK FIX THIS ONE NAME \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665T', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Tod"Is back baybee"Haseo', u'text': u'I\'m a veteran player who played this game since its release back in 2007 when OGP had this game,I do not recommend the game how it is now,maybe when it 1st started because it was a new and fresh game no im not saying this because of the whole "newgen" meme,however the community is very small and they can notice you rather quickly. They are not very friendly towards new players because to them they rather play with the very same people they played for years and years. Not to mention the sheer lack of  lag abusement that people will take advantage of to win.\nwhat i do like is the community support by adding homemade scrolls/exocores when it gets enough support it is implimented into the game. which makes us closer to he devs and such,however I wouldn\'t call this game balanced or have any "patch fixes/nerfs/buffs etc" whats implimented into the game they won\'t change it by popular demand.\nI don\'t play this game anymore not because i\'m bad but because there is better games to play now in 2016-2017. You can disagree with this review but i\'m just saying this with experience. This game isn\'t for everyone and its a stressfull game to get into.\nPlay at your own risk.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-12-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 172, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Michael Learns To Rofl', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 82, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-09-20', u'text': u"I got this for free.\nI had never consider this game before because the art and voice acting is not really my cup of tea. Dali's surrealism is not the kind of art that appeals to me in a game, but that alone didn't condemn the experience I had.\nI have finished the first chapter and I find the mechanic easy to grasp. Puzzles are not too difficult, could be easily solved without any frustration. However, the ease of finishing a chapter makes the game feels really short. The casual gameplay makes it feel better suited as a mobile game than a PC game.\nThe control doesn't work well for either keyboard or mouse, which is a shame for a PC game. I am one of the few players who has a controller, and it works way better than keyboard and mouse.\nOverall, it is a nice little puzzle game. It is as good as it is free.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'yigiteksi07', u'hours': 4.1, u'products': 296, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-09-20', u'text': u'wow the game is INCREDIBLE\n+s\n+Great Graphics But dont need a good PC\n+Great Enviroment\n+unique puzzles,physics\n+smooth AF\n+even the menu\n+got it for free\n-s\n-NOPE\n-NOPE\n-NOPE', u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Kurito', u'text': u"It's like to force Dale Cooper (in Twin Peaks) go to bed.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-09-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 48, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'T\u043deDe\u044fpyF\u044fis\u043a', u'hours': 2479.1, u'products': 4, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'text': u'Awsome to work out!\nCould be hard in first time animating.....\nbut if you practice it, will be very easily :)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'sniperware', u'text': u'I Like This Is So Much Fun Thank you you All bEst', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198423508598', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 8, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Majick Tek', u'hours': 1.9, u'products': 33, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'text': u"Needs a macOS/X version. iMacs are great for video/graphics production.\nYou have a macOS/X version of literally all of you games (even crappy old ones like Ricochet); yet you STILL don't have a macOS/X version of SFM.\nOverall, it's pretty good. Just slow on my laptop.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'BassO', u'hours': 8.4, u'products': 396, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-11-25', u'text': u"Man, I feel for the developers of this game. Steam kids are idiots, especially the f2p grazers.\nNo, this game is not entirely free. You'll find no game ever really is, since someone has to pay the developers. Instead, it's a demo (as the text explains) in which you have full access to all factions and maps for hours of playtime. The devs tried a new payment model, where you don't pay for the game or DLC, but pay-as-you-go instead. A round of play (20 mins) costs around 2 or 3 gold and you get 125 gold for EUR 5 or 1.000 gold for EUR 30 (which also includes the scenario maker, btw). That's over 300 games worth of gold and you never have to pay for DLC. That's actually pretty fair, in my book.\n\nSo what about the game itself? It's a pretty faithful remake of the board game. I would not have minded a less cartooney and more lifelike approach, especially since the board game does feature 3D models. Different scenarios come with different rules (the Russian chain of command rule drives me insane, for one) but despite that, it's really easy to pick up. You'll be playing inside 5 minutes after watching the tutorial vid.\nThe AI is not the sharpest tool in the shed. It has a tendency to overextend and get its units into trouble. This is offset by it seemingly getting better command cards, which feels ho-hum. However, it's not overly obvious and the balance is actually pretty good.\nIf you're in for a really basic beer&pretzels wargame, they don't come more basic than this. Expect around 6-8 hours of free play in the -otherwise unrestricted- demo. After that, you pay EUR 5 for every 10 hours of playtime max, probably a lot less. That's pretty decent in my book.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Rumblefish', u'hours': 1.9, u'products': 105, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-10-24', u'text': u"I give it 5/10. Five solid points for being a good PC implementation of the board game rules. It fails to earn the remaing 5 points because:\n1) It isn't much to look at (it needs a serious graphics overhaul in both the interface and in-game),\n2) I experienced some serious video bugs in the lobby, and\n3) There's no way I'm going to pay to continue playing something aesthetically unappealing and buggy.\nThe PC implementation would do much better if developed and executed by a game software company, *not* Days of Wonder.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Norel Hetra', u'text': u"Great board game. Horrible business model for this iteration of the game. Unless they change this shady practice/trend in a future update ,don't bother purchasing.", u'hours': 6.0, u'date': u'2016-10-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197999240536', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 190, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Firecat', u'hours': 156.3, u'products': 226, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-11-24', u'text': u"I enjoyed playing this game.\nThe setting of a fantasy inquisitorial christian kingdom felt refreshing.\nThe tone of the game is fairly dark and grim.\nGameplay isn't too complex but takes some figuring out at the start.\nThe game can become a potion chugging fest the further you get into the game.\nI enjoyed playing the priest class, the focus on spells felt great in my opinion.\nThe user inteface could have been better.\nThe game has a lot of text, so you'll have to read.\nWhat kept me playing was the story.\nIn my opinion it has a bit of a detective-ish feel when you try to find heretics.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Talon', u'text': u"Inquisitor is a very old-school take on the diablo 1 / 'Hard RP' RPG type game.\nIt's got loads of text, tons or reading to do to understand what the heck's going on, but it immerses you right in the world.\nYou are (theoretically) the arm of god, pardoned for a crime, and sent to a small village to look into some strange occurances. You have a wide latitude of juristiction, and are expected to gather evidence, point fingers, and (again, theoretically), figure out what's truly happening in the world, and do something about it.\n... That said, you could just as easily (probably more easily) abuse your position, blame the wrong people, and sentence them to imprisonment, torture, or death.\nYou will also be required to kill a veritable bucketload of monsters that plague the countryside, delve into dungeons, gather supplies and armourments, and (likely) gather a group of like minded people to help you on your quest (for good or evil, as the case may be).\nIf you like diablo 1, but found the story & world-space way too simple,\nOr you liked arcanum, and found the world too hopeful & bright,\nYou might just like this game.\nThe world is full of that 'old-school' religious oppression, the combat systems unforgiving, and the story heavy and dark.\nI rate is 8/10.", u'hours': 15.9, u'date': u'2016-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198009352787', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 913, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'o0o', u'text': u"If wordy detail doesn't put you off, or perhaps even entices you then you've come to the right place.\nAmazing value and depth for the modest price tag, clearly a labour of love.\nSometimes frustrating trying to work out what to do next, but not so bad that one would abandon all hope of being able to finish it (plus there's always Google!).\nI'm 16 hours in and enjoying it, though it's fairly deep it isn't difficult to play once you get an hour or two into it.\nRecommended for old school players and those wanting more Dante than Dungeons & Dragons.", u'hours': 16.6, u'date': u'2016-11-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198043297097', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 74, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'xDeltasLight', u'hours': 68.0, u'products': 142, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-10-23', u'text': u'As my favorite Final Fantasy game, I was a little dissapointed when the game first came out for Steam with the FPS/Optimization problems it has. Yes, it stutters at certain parts and runs buttery smooth in others. Its annoying.\nThat said and done, this is an excellent entry into the series and quite a departure from FFXIII. The battle system is faster and changing paradigms is a joy intead of a slow chore. The story is a bit weak, but with side quests and monster hunting, the DLC bosses and the mini-games such as Chocobo racing and Slot machines, there is plenty to look forward to.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Omega Syrus', u'hours': 20.4, u'products': 172, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-10-19', u'text': u'Game ran fine for me on a i7-6700K and GTX 970. The built-in frame limiter/balancer sucks. But if I have to choose "meh" performance on PC or a previous gen console; I\'ll choose PC. Because if this thing breaks, I can still play my game.\nAside from that performance/system gripe, the game is fine. It drags in spots and the story\'s speed is a bit of a yo-yo. Lots of cutscenes followed by go through this zone of bazillion enemies. But, I really enjoyed the plot. And, if you get stuck somewhere, you can instantly leave and go to another zone. Worried about losing progress? Don\'t, because when you return, you\'ll resume exactly where you were standing.\nIf you\'re coming from XIII though, know this... I know the pictures in the store show a lot of Lightning... but, spoiler alert, you\'re not going to be seeing her much from a gameplay standpoint. Minorly deceptive marketing there.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Melo', u'text': u'At this point I played it around 15 hours, I didn\'t had any crashes at all, the lags I have are because my PC isen\'t the best for it but beside that it works pretty good. The only problem I got is the milky rain but I will look for a solution about this another time, it\'s a bit harder to see with it but it doesen\'t annoy me that much that I would say "nope not gonna play like this"\nI\'m replaying it again after a few years when I did play it on the Playstation, I like the Story and the Characters also the music is really catching.\nThe price is pretty good as well with ~16\u20ac I think it is worth it!', u'hours': 22.2, u'date': u'2017-10-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198128350743', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 110, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Ness', u'text': u'This game is really fun, never fails to surprise me.', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198328229680', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 17, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'BADMAN', u'text': u'parenting 101 right here', u'hours': 4.4, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198137152468', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 61, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Kayten7z', u'hours': 2.1, u'products': 24, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'text': u'Well I thought the goal of the game was to microwave my baby, I was wrong.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'konev97', u'text': u"Fun game, haven't finished and some of the later missions feel somewhat restrictive in their difficulty. Fun experience, haven't played anything else like it.", u'hours': 4.0, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198167633653', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 128, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Cosmin-Flo  \u611b', u'hours': 19.9, u'products': 96, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'text': u"This is an exciting stealth game, you play as a ninja there is so much to unlock, there is some puzzles in game that make you fell very good when you finished it. The story is exciting, and have an awesome gameplay. I recommend  it if it's on sale.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'BlackDog', u'text': u'Great, lightly challenging, fun game, thats nice to play when u want to chill.', u'hours': 59.3, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198007927189', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 110, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'TUmaDO', u'text': u'SO FAR!!!\nIncredible good animations!\nIncredible good graphiqs!\nIncredicle good butter smoth cameras\nIncredible well optimized\nincredible good story plot\nincredible good stealth that really works!\nIncredible....\nwell you know what i mean!\nit was baked on kickstarter for a good reason!\nim giving thumbs up! if i had more hands i would give more, il try with my feet XD', u'hours': 2.9, u'date': u'2017-06-18', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561198024329605', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 318, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Gimpy McGimperson', u'hours': 10.8, u'products': 136, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-06-16', u'text': u"Totally amazing game.  Has a TON of character, great graphics and atmosphere, and it's challenging to boot.  Kinda like Dark Souls, but with mice and cheese.  ;)\n\nVery impressed w/ the job the developers have done on this game, and it\u2019s a blast to play not even complete yet.  Highly recommended.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'rael', u'text': u"The graphics in this game are awsome the game play too.This is a game for all ages. Very positive. Can't wait for full version i was entertianed right the way through. Is there any time scale for when we are able to purchase the full version ?", u'hours': 14.4, u'date': u'2017-06-08', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198014256706', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 128, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'EmeraldRacer | hellcase.com', u'hours': 2.6, u'products': 34, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-14', u'text': u"28 players as of 12/14/17... I'll let that sink in. I purchased this game full price and when i saw that 28 people were playing it  I went insane. Boss Key make it F2P or your company is going to be DEAD!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'tst is confirmed dead.', u'hours': 17.0, u'products': 23, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-13', u'text': u'i want my money back because this game is full of \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665t', u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'IceJake', u'text': u'look its fun and all but i couldnt get into i returned it pretty quick. fells like a rip off over watch. if you want a game that felles half full than you should get it. all in all id opay $10 for it not $40', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-12-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198368572794', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 40, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'LockedOnTargetShow', u'text': u'Legend of Kay is a mixed bag for me. I think it is honestly worth a look if you are a fan of the action platforming genre, but it does little more than bring a somewhat unpolished entry into the steam library. "Unpolished?" Yes, there are fetch quests in abundance with multiple legs of "find x item" that distract from the main quest.\nThe combat is engaging and elegant, but beware: complex combos that lock you into a string of animations that you cannot cancel out of. Combos are hard to do even on a controller, mainly because if you are not swift as almost an immediate press, you will be locked into a different combo than what you were attempting.\nThe cutscenes are fully voiceacted, as well as the supporting cast and NPCS. This is a good and bad thing as the voice acting is hit or miss. I personally did not mind it, but my tolerance level is that I can watch some, not all, anime in english dub. Yup, so I don\'t think I\'m a good judge at this category. Another thing that comes up is that cutscenes are inconsistent: some are skippable some are not.\nSound design is pleasing, but there are no intros or fades. Still, I would recommend this game for any fans of the genre despite its shortcomings. One final criticism: the only graphical option you have on PC is brightness. No resolution, no scaling of textures, nothing. Just gamma.', u'hours': 5.3, u'date': u'2015-07-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 542, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'MistahHamehs', u'hours': 5.9, u'products': 142, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2015-07-27', u'text': u"Waaaiiiit a minute...\nAre the people responsible for this port also straight up recommending it??\nStill bad as I remembered...  precious memories...\nNo menu save function, I've had issues where the SKIP dialogue function pops up whenever, and Master has an issue of grunting whenever engaged in conversation with him.\nStill the same game - play with a gamepad!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'DraFi', u'text': u"A blast from the past! Legend of Kay Anniversary is a HD remake of an old PS2 3D Action-Adventure Platformer.\nFirst of all, yeah there are no graphics options but for me the game runs great. No hiccups, works perfectly in my native resolution.\nI really dig the asian setting, the HD remake looks great, the controls are fluid for an old game and it's time that we get some 3D platforming action back.", u'hours': 13.1, u'date': u'2015-07-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 579, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Rustie \u304f\u30b3:\u5f61', u'text': u'great game and very addicting. try this game out.', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2016-02-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198138774659', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 72, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Zombiecrane', u'text': u"Showtime 2073 was definetely a really cool and interesting game. This game was more of just an experimental game, but I still enjoyed trying it out. I thought that the slow motion system was very interesting, along with how the jumping played along. Basically this game is about a guy which can shoot slow motion bullets and also rockets at people, which can jump slowly like in halo, and is trapped inside of a huge maze with a bunch of angry ai's thirsty to stop you and kill you (by kicking you???lol) while you are trying pick up dots like from pack man. This game is interesting.\nExcept if you are a person like me, you like these kind of games.", u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2016-02-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198144804573', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 40, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'JarHead', u'text': u'Basically...........BAMBAMBAMBAMBAM BOOMBOOMBOOBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOOM KAPOW KAPOW.....KAPOW. RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN, Ya its like pacman fps', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2016-02-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'user_id': u'76561198132641059', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 188, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'oap', u'text': u'fun game to play.', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2014-01-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'223280', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 151, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'QUAZA', u'text': u'\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665game', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2013-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'223280', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 32, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Ba[R]aD`', u'text': u'Classic.', u'hours': 5.0, u'date': u'2013-09-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'223280', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 1127, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'PanzernKern', u'hours': 4.8, u'products': 664, u'product_id': u'324060', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'text': u'Planet Ancyra Chronicles appears to be made by a team of developers who are each individually good at their jobs \u2013 the level design, the narrative design, and the score all have their moments. Unfortunately, it seems the team suffered from miscommunication, because this title\u2019s individual parts struggle to fit together into a single, cohesive experience. Perhaps only the most persistent of players will be able to make it to the end of this otherwise interesting story.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Z71Silverado06', u'hours': 4.1, u'products': 590, u'product_id': u'324060', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-12', u'text': u'not bad', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Binary Daoist', u'hours': 7.4, u'products': 1113, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2015-09-09', u'text': u'If you enjoyed the first one you will like this game.  Very similar.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Qazcv', u'hours': 6.1, u'products': 381, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2015-08-25', u'text': u"Great sequel, expands everything about the first game, good fun times. Has one of the best credits i have seen. Played with a smile all the way through. Go for the Hardcorn mode achievment, it's very funny.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Blizzard_Blitz', u'text': u'i can kill bad guys with costumes.\ni can wack bad guys with my candy pail.\ni can learn that candy corn is love.\ni can break out of jail.\ni can zipline.\ni can bob for apples... oh wait that was costume quest 1.\ni can beat up the local dentist.\ni can time travel.\ni can tell dorsilla that she killed halloween.\ni can beat a duel with the violin guy with a clown horn.\nconclusion: best game EVER!!!!!!!\n10/10 would hit monsters with candy pails again.', u'hours': 51.4, u'date': u'2015-08-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198164282059', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 38, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Cawnflakes', u'text': u"Got it on sale. Best 79 cents I ever spent.\nA reasonable game for reasonable people.\nWhy is this game good?\nIt's a simple, but challenging game with a clear goal; make it to the moon. Upgrade your rocket.\nThis is that game you play when you're inbetween games but this ends up becoming the game you're playing at the moment.\nMusic is good. Reasonably difficult. Good for hardcore and casuals alike.", u'hours': 9.9, u'date': u'2017-04-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 175, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Der Kopfsammler', u'hours': 7.8, u'products': 139, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-04-25', u'text': u"It's fun if you're a Countryballs fan. I managed to finish it and all it's achievements, and it was satisfying. The game however its fairly simple (and it's still missing quite a few countryballs), and i've seen quite a few flash games doing stuff like this for free (not within the same theme though) and with more content, so dunno about having it at the price of a sandwish... but anyways, it's certainly enough for a few hours and enjoy the Countryball memes.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Cringy King Caesar', u'text': u'This game of recommend the do do. It have yuo beings of the Polska and you can be of goings to the space', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-04-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198366101234', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 16, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'sonic is epic', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 155, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-07-26', u'text': u"I got this game in a humble bundle and good lord, this wasn't even worth the \xa31.\nCapcom, why are you charging \xa325 for this? The Resident Evil has had some blund, but dear god this is by far the worst, there are zero graphic options so everything looked awful, well if I could see, there is a lot of motion and the mouse controls are insanely quick, I looked at the sensetivity and it was only 50%.\nWhy do you just consistently crap on your fans, Capcom?", u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Meiroth', u'text': u"Not sure what happened but it randomly works and then randomly it just kind of gives me the man meat and tells me to figure out why it doesn't always start.\nOn top of the game not starting it gives me a high pitch ear piercing sound that makes me want to blow my brains out\nHumble bundle gave me a sad erection off this one.", u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-07-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198098721645', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 7, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 230, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Skully', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 455, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-07-25', u'text': u'Not Recommended\nNo players, no multiplayer.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Jimmy Neutrons Dad', u'hours': 16.6, u'products': 5, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'reccomend', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Lone Wolf', u'text': u'Fix the \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing game online', u'hours': 264.8, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198011425424', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 82, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Chii-chan', u'hours': 206.3, u'products': 97, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'I liked it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Lantency is over 9000', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 144, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u"Stage 2: BADASS Chinchopper-chinchopper\nStage 4: Welcome to the Ricefield\nStage 5: Boot over head\nStage 6 and EX:\nand the Anywhere door\nAs always, here's your zunpet and beer, just enjoy this\n.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'The Killerkentsu', u'text': u"it's a touhou in steam\ni don't need to say more than that.", u'hours': 4.2, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198025891029', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 248, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Vennox', u'hours': 1.9, u'products': 846, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u"First Touhou on Steam so I had to buy it.\nIf you like Bullet Hell / Danmaku games and haven't heard of Touhou at least try the demo.\nIf you can't get over the artstyle, learn to like it. Just like stockholm syndrom!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Neko77025', u'text': u'Game is wicked not ready ... maybe later.\nRight now their are no Tool tips and the RNG is heavy againest you.\nYou will get in ship to ship combat ... turn 2 or 3 .. you will take fire ... " your Captin has but fatally injured" ... you have no info on him / crew being low hp its too early to escape (most of the time you can , but not always) ..\nAnyhow after this happen .. you are now at at loss of huge amout of money and time ... best to just start over and play till it happens again.   cause it will ... over and over. .... no way to stop it from happing.', u'hours': 14.8, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 352, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'nineospades', u'text': u"Abandoned the main storyline, went to the far quadrant and was sent to take a prisoner from a rival faction by House Thulun prince I've contacted to raise my faction relationships, was attaked by alien spaceship and got my hyperjump engine ruined amidst a star sector controlled by hostile clan, that closed any repair services to me. My crew was demorized and abandoned my half-dead ship during the first landing and I had to orbit the god-forseken planet gathering junk with the remains of my crew to repair the damned spaceship. Finaly the engine was brought to life and I even had had some time remained to complete that House Thulun mission and returned to prince as a hero. Yes, that experience is worth the hours you try to get through all that hard multiple statistics and unclear mechanics you are confronting at the start of a game.", u'hours': 50.4, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198110876907', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 68, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'adam_rush21', u'text': u"Love the Trese Brothers games, been playing them since the mobile phone versions. This newest edition is absolutly amazing, and its only still in early access. If you love sci-fi/space games this is toally a must. It goes back to the old elite type games where trading for goods and making money were just as important as fighting. The battles are toally intiutive and the leveling system is so easy. Even though you can have large crew sizes, its a total breeze to pick new skills for them. Another good thing is the cusomisability of the game, you cancreate you own captian templates, style all the crew, set prarmeters for the universe size and, when functional, youll be able to set a custom difficulty settings. Well Done Dev's truely a great game already and theres more to come.\nPs I dont usually write reviews but this game is just FUN!!! Had to let people know.", u'hours': 14.7, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198030938394', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 213, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'pango', u'text': u"This game used to be on Desura under the title Dead Colony. Despite owning hundreds of games on Desura through bundles there were only two I actually bought on there individually: this was one of them. The dev was kind enough to give me a key on steam.\nThis game is surprisingly close to the Doom experience, but played through a tile-based 2d, overhead view. In the original Dead Colony the graphics were servicable but pretty basic and ugly; for this release on steam they have moved to ASCII for everything. It was a wise choice I think: now everything has a more uniform look and the ASCII gives the game a gimmick. Some things could do with a tweak maybe though: for example green squares are exploding barrels, which is not obvious at first.\nAs for the gameplay, it's pretty much like Doom: run around, changing weapons to use your ammo wisely, health packs rather than regenerating health, locked doors with coloured key cards, lots of monsters etc.\nIt's a really good game and for the low price I thoroughly recommend it.", u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2015-12-14', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'406920', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 4461, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Panda', u'hours': 5.2, u'products': 409, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'(In addition to this amount of time on PC, I\'ve finished the game on Switch)\nThis game is joyous and bursting with charm. It had such an effect on me that I literally started cooking again. There are some rough edges -- framerate issues at full rez, some awkward bugs, little side content and no head-to-head multiplayer -- but none of them are enough to make the experience anything other than solidly worthwhile. The story quest line has great dialogue, is unusually competently voice-acted and has a satisfying length and weight to it. On hard mode the difficulty was enjoyable as well. And I was consistently impressed by how gracefully the game introduced new concepts with a subtle "show, not tell" strategy and "tutorials" built into the main quest almost transparently.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Weeb Queen', u'hours': 11.2, u'products': 332, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u"Pretty good side-scroller combat mixed with fun match-3 puzzles with a bunch of different mechanics\nI had so much fun e-cooking I forgot to cook, but I was having so much fun that I forgot to eat anyway so it's ok\n11/10 it's real good", u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Skyewind', u'hours': 2.0, u'products': 55, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'It has 3 things I love.\n- Platform Action\n- Match 3 Puzzles\n- Cooking.\nGood Voice Acting is a Plus.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Not Cyanide', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 17, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-09', u'text': u'this game aight, 6/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'science fiction is real', u'text': u'I don\'t really know how to feel about this game.\nIt is beautiful, the graphics are attractive, the concept is interesting from a story telling perspective.  It mostly seems to work like a standard adventure game, but in little tiny episodes.  It ran well on my computer and I figured out the controls easily.\nDid I enjoy it?  I don\'t know.  I guess the sureal nature of the story telling and the fact I couldn\'t figure out if I had "won" the senario or not when it took me back to the main screen, I\'m not sure how I feel about it.  But that seems to be part of the story telling elements. The game itself is perfectly fine.', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-12-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198279254828', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 11, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'My_Life_Stinks', u'text': u'Unable to pass the tutorial at the jumping part. Waste.', u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2017-12-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198214176136', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 27, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'luciddreamer', u'text': u'As good as the first part of the series, even more challenging.', u'hours': 9.1, u'date': u'2017-08-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198209556341', u'product_id': u'277270', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 21, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'allisonlhamilton', u'text': u"This is a very engaging puzzle game in a cool setting--and there's some room to play around in the environment without always following the plotline.", u'hours': 9.2, u'date': u'2017-07-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198348217493', u'product_id': u'277270', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 46, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'PaullieeTV', u'hours': 5.9, u'products': 742, u'product_id': u'277270', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-04-14', u'text': u'If you played Return To Mysterious Island 2 you will enjoy this game just as much if not more so, the graphics may be updated over the first game but the gameplay and style that was in the original is still in this game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Elapso', u'hours': 19.1, u'products': 32, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'Niiice!\n7/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Saitama', u'text': u"Can't even play this damm game i just get a error each time i try to logg in dont bother downloading this\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-12-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198213520597', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 16, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'rohamm38', u'text': u'very good game.i play it with my PS4 dual shack and i be very happy.', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-09-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198346283228', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 21, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'T.TV/FAN_MADE_17', u'text': u'-\u043c\u0438\u043d\u0443\u0441\u0430\n\u041e\u043d\u0430 \u043b\u0430\u0433\u0430\u0435\u0442\n\u041d\u0435 \u043d\u0430 \u0440\u0443\u0441\u0441\u043a\u043e\u043c\n\u0410 \u0442\u0430\u043a \u044d\u0442\u043e \u043b\u0443\u0447\u0448\u0430\u044f \u043f\u0440\u043e\u0433\u0440\u0430\u043c\u043c\u0430 \u0434\u043b\u044f \u0430\u043d\u0438\u043c\u0430\u0446\u0438\u0438', u'hours': 105.5, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198261885653', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 37, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Podporuchik', u'hours': 12.0, u'products': 89, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-10-17', u'text': u'Just like in Pratchet\'s "Discworld" million-to-one chance succeeds nine times out of ten... when it is in favour of the computer. Boosted enemy orders make playing even more insanely. Pay-to-play purely sucks too.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Novalin', u'text': u'good', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2016-10-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 112, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'b.perreault', u'text': u"What's wrong games the not  working\nthe games no good", u'hours': 5.4, u'date': u'2017-10-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197990860975', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 152, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Sav', u'hours': 7.7, u'products': 35, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'text': u"Yes, this game is full of bugs. Yes, the number od consistant players has dwindled significantly. Yes, it takes a little to figure the gameplay out.\nHowever, the bugs are hilarious and only cause mild problems occasionally. The number of players has been going up a little recently, and you can always play with a friend. And once you get the hang of it, you're on your way to having a ton of fun.\nI would specifically recommend making sure you have a friend who also owns this game. Otherwise there is a chance you'll get very little use out of it. It's such a wild time playing against a friend and bantering over a Discord call. Initially I had no one to play with. I would occasionally jump on to see if I could connect with anyone and start a game but I would just stare at a matchmaking screen for twenty minutes. So, I finally bought the game for my girlfriend and now I have hours of playtime logged.\nIf you're interested, grab this during a Stream sale for only a couple of bucks. I promise it's a good time.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Cr3at!vity', u'hours': 25.0, u'products': 74, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'text': u"Game showcased that there are still game devs out there trying to make awesome games just like this one. The art was good. Music was good but could have done better. Story was acceptable. But the main thing that was so fun was the gameplay. The animation, the puzzles and the non-repetitiveness of each level. All of which added up to a well rounded stealth/action gameplay. It's suitable even if you're not into stealth based games that much this can get you started and really hoping more games are like Mark of the Ninja. Simple and fun but still beautiful. 10/10", u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'ethan mccarthy', u'text': u"I really like this game it is a great stealth game and one of my favourite games of all time there is so much variety in the gameplay and so many ways to kill diffrent enemy's the stealth is really good and feels satisfying when you get through a level stealthly. Also the cutscenes look very good as well and the story was very exciting and interesting.", u'hours': 22.6, u'date': u'2017-12-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198141834735', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 127, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Zer0', u'text': u'Destructoid said it best: "Let it stand as the benchmark by which all stealth games are now measured."\nOne of the best games I\'ve played this year. One of the best stealth games I\'ve played... ever. Yes, it ranks up there with the original Splinter Cell and Chaos Theory. It stands shoulder to shoulder with Hitman 2: Silent Assassin. It holds its own with any MGS and even pays homage to that franchise ("Just a box."). Rikimaru (from Tenchu) has nothing on the Marked Ninja. It\'s passable as a platformer or action game but since those elements are just added components to a stealth game... wow. Just... wow.\nGenerally tight, responsive controls. Amazing gameplay. Unbelievable use of light (and it\'s corresponding response or interactions to player manipulation). Incredible ambiance in the form of art, animation and music. Interesting environments and level layouts. Wonderfully paced, thanks to good music and other audio cues. Seamless integration of upgrades and new abilities that enable peaceful or aggresive playstyles as well as encouraging multiple playthroughs. Great voice acting. A simple, borderline bare-bones story that is very well told.\n"Mark of the Ninja" would have been a 10/10 experience for me if not for the sticky surfaces. The protagonist has a tendency to adhere to whatever wall or ceiling he finds himself on and is often unwilling to relinquish his hold on said surface... even if it means he gets detected. Or dead. Seriously, having the character not let go of walls or ceilings was infuriating, as was his tendency to climb or slide on walls instead of slip through a trap door. True, sometimes his ability to channel Spiderman worked to my benefit, but FAR more often than not it was to my detriment.\nAnother critical issue, though fairly minor, was the \'fog of war\' introduced in New Game+. Fantastic way to present additional challenge... but not in the dark. Especially in those areas that required quick looks back and forth, when the camera could not keep pace with the alternating POV. Or when the character is on a wall or ceiling and trying to look... anywhere.\nTLDR: 9/10, two thumbs up. WAY up. "Mark" and it\'s DLC "Dosan\'s Tale" are well worth the time and money.', u'hours': 42.0, u'date': u'2017-12-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197979635569', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 62, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Ares', u'text': u"How long has this been on Steam? Why did I only just find this today? I know I'm only two hours into the game but right now this honestly the most delightful game I've ever played. It's absolutely gorgeous, the gameplay is smooth and the controls with a mouse and keyboard feel pretty close to perfect. The characters and dialogue are well-written, funny and engaging. I appreciate the interesting footnotes that help to build the world around you. I've read the negative reviews and I haven't had any of the problems listed. I believe those things have mostly or entirely been resolved by this point, except maybe for a minor bug here and there, which is totally expected. If you're considering buying this game just do it, you'll love it.\n(A note to the developer: This is the game I've always wanted and never believed I'd get. It's wonderful. Please keep up the amazing work and do exactly as you're doing and never, ever stop. I want this game to be huge and I want it to have a sequel. You have my full support, I wish I could have gotten on board with this from the very beginning. I'll certainly tell anyone who will listen to check out Ghost of a Tale!)", u'hours': 6.4, u'date': u'2017-06-04', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198019241778', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 272, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Blind Martin', u'text': u'A charming and atmospheric adventure. The gameplay serves to move the story and reveal more of the richly designed world, and to immerse you in the role of the protagonist. Even in Early Access Ghost of a Tale will be well worth the price for those that enjoy a well-written and visually imaginative fantasy story.', u'hours': 7.5, u'date': u'2017-06-01', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198043865947', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 74, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Baznoc\u2122', u'hours': 19.9, u'products': 927, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-05-15', u'text': u"I  am leaving a review of Ghost of a tale. I was SO excited to get this game. I know its Early Access and un-finished. That isnt a Big deal.\nGame p[lay is easy but glitchy graphics made some f the play harder but I didnt care!\nIf you bought the early access game and then let it up date when the newer version comes out you get Unlocked surprises that the people who Didnt getthe early version. I like that!\nBugs, updates helping, asking help form the devs, all done with Ease. These guys are Really Devoted to making the game work!\nI'd buy this on the sheer graphics and the lead character. He is a cute mouse.\nIf you can put up with 'issues' because you Know this is in development now, then you wont have issues.\nIf you dont you Will becuase this game has them.\nI adored the game Cant Wait untill its finished, and give this an 8 for its current state and I think it will be a 10 when its done.\nId buy it, to see what you get when its done!", u'early_access': True, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'koredolel', u'hours': 7.0, u'products': 27, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-13', u'text': u"MAKE IT F2P AND REFUND OR REVARD THE PEOPLE THAT ALREDY PURCHASED IT.\nIt has almost no players playing it. Making it F2P would save it and bring many people to the game that will purchase microtransactions and DLC. Overall it's a pretty good game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'malakai', u'hours': 14.2, u'products': 24, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-12', u'text': u"this game is amazing. seriously... would've been my top games to play everyday\nfor some reason just didn't make it :/", u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Gen0', u'hours': 25.1, u'products': 115, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-12', u'text': u"Another dead alpha game - was fun the first month when people played but now.. it's dead jim.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Athelstan', u'text': u'Very good remaster of a fun game I played on PS2 almost 10 years ago.\nPros:\n- Great platforming\n- Fluid and challenging combat\n- A lot of variety in activities and challenges\n- New textures look great\n- Comic book cutscenes are cool\n- Very nice soundtrack\nCons:\n- Voice acting needs improvment\n- Script outside of comic cutscenes is quite poor at times\n- Camera can be annoying at times (especially in constrained areas)\n8/10', u'hours': 24.4, u'date': u'2015-07-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 262, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Gamer X', u'text': u'pros:\n-it\'s legend of kay so there\'s the nostalgia factor\n-it doesn\'t crash at startup (it\'s sad that lately that\'s become a pro to me)\nCons-\n-no graphic options\n-audio option changes doesn\'t affect scriped scenes so they are louder than anything else\n-fully remastered but lips move completely independent of audio\n-previous audio invaded scripted scenes (training scripted scenes and listening to master go "hah" over and over annoying af)\nI want to like it, I really do but damn if it was just one of the cons I could stomach it but all of those combined...yikes\nThis is not meant to be a full game review, just a warning of some of the current issues that I\'m sure the devs will fix.', u'hours': 4.2, u'date': u'2015-07-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 8, u'product_id': u'313810', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 3015, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'r.suijdam', u'text': u'A fun little game that looks a lot like a old classic game called Pac-Man.\nOnly here you have a Gun and the ghosts are replaced with robots, turrets and mechwarriors.\nPros:\n- Guns with infinite ammo!!\n- Fun if you have some little time left.\n- Maze like pacman, wich you can blow up.\n- Challeging gameplay.\n- Randomized Mazes.\nCons:\n- Still some bugs, like lagging, Pause button makes enemies dissapear, Getting stuck in rubble.\n- No game menu.\n- Only 2 kinds of weapons.\nSee my whole gameplay below.', u'hours': 4.5, u'date': u'2016-02-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198000690705', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 56, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'HATOPOPPO', u'text': u'\u5c0f\u3055\u3044\u30e2\u30f3\u30b9\u30bf\u30fc\u306b\u30a2\u30e1\u3092\u3042\u3052\u308b\u30d1\u30ba\u30eb\u30b2\u30fc\u30e0\u3067\u3059\u3002\n\u3044\u3044\u611f\u3058\u306e\u96e3\u6613\u5ea6\u3067\u7d50\u69cb\u697d\u3057\u3044\u3067\u3059\u3002\n\u30b9\u30de\u30db\u7528\u306e\u3082\u3042\u308b\u307f\u305f\u3044\u3067\u3001\u305d\u3063\u3061\u3067\u306f\u300c\u5168\u4e16\u754c\u30673\u5104\u306e\u30c0\u30a6\u30f3\u30ed\u30fc\u30c9\u6570\u300d\u3068\u304b\u66f8\u3044\u3066\u3042\u308a\u307e\u3059\u306d\u3002\n\u4fa1\u683c\u3082\u5b89\u3044\u306e\u3067\u30aa\u30b9\u30b9\u30e1\u3067\u3059\u3002', u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2013-08-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'223280', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 227, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'fake symmetry', u'text': u'A Hit iPhone game that I beat 100% on the iPhone! Strongly recommend this as a casual game to play! :D', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2013-07-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'223280', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 153, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'OpenAI (Bot)', u'text': u'I AM SO STUPED OF BUYING THIS GAME DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN GET THIS GAME ON THE CROME WEB STORE FOR FREE!\n---------', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2013-03-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'223280', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 265, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Game Cooker US Rocks VR', u'hours': 7.5, u'products': 560, u'product_id': u'324060', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-05', u'text': u"This is a lazy person's version of Solarix. Or a wimpy person's version I guess. Whatever you want to call it. Community requested ghost town like game. Solarix without most of the mobs just so you can walk through the world with no worries. They missed a great opportunity to add a great interactive investigative mode here. More than what Solarix had which I would have been ok with. Maybe kept some tension still somehow or jump scares. The devs took most of the action game play out. If you have ALREADY played Solarix there is no reason to play this unless you are an achieve addict or card addict. This is just a skeletal version to breeze through.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Mr. Gamer', u'text': u'I think this is an alright walking simulator game. There are going to be moments when walking gets boring (especially in the long desert). But other than that, this game is pretty decent but I love the fog and rain on this game! The fog and rain on this game are a definitely plus from me!\nAll in all, this walking simulator game is pretty decent and get it while it is heavily discounted.', u'hours': 14.5, u'date': u'2017-11-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'324060', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 1078, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Threskiornis moluccus', u'hours': 13.7, u'products': 617, u'product_id': u'324060', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-10-27', u'text': u'extremely naff', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'vampchick', u'text': u'so fun and easy to play', u'hours': 5.9, u'date': u'2015-08-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198201025103', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 5, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'/K/olonel Sanders', u'text': u'', u'hours': 3.0, u'date': u'2017-04-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 151, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Rederaz', u'text': u"Please don't buy this game as it is incredibly short and boring. It's way too overpriced and you could simply go online to play a free flash version. Don't even bother buying it for a child, either.\n(I only reviewed this for a badge :P)", u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198057141043', u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 115, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Koyaanisqatsi', u'hours': 3.0, u'products': 569, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'Cute.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'monkeysonarope', u'hours': 9.4, u'products': 934, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-07', u'text': u'Great game!!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Oztington', u'text': u"Map layout is werid, results into cheap deaths. Very buggy right now. My parter animation makes my camera shaky. Boss fight won't trigger. Keyboard controls are very clunky.", u'hours': 6.5, u'date': u'2015-01-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197982581918', u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 278, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Leaf', u'text': u'After playing a few hours with my brother, (He with a gamepad and me with keyboard), I can say Tristoy is an awesome cooperative experience, It isn\'t only to kill enemies with a friend, the characters are different and you need the powers and combat skills from your partner to go through the rooms of the game,  the cooperative features aren\'t only for combat because you will find puzzles where you need to split for a bit to help the other player to go to the same point where you are.\nOne thing I really like it, it is about conversations, when you talk with a character, sometimes you can choose between different answers and it seems this will have an impact on the story and future events and an awesome thing about this: the two main characters talk between them and each player can choose their own answers, this gives to the game a "role playing game " feel and the story is very interesting I want to play more to know more details about it.\nThe 2D art is good, the rooms feel very oppressive (of course, we are in a big dungeon!) and I like the voices, they give to the characters a lot of personality, the villain for now is my favourite.\nThe controls are simple, you don\'t need a lot of buttons to play Tristoy and it is easy to see when you need to use the special skill of your character.\nFor couch play or online play, Tristoy is a great game if you like exploration and combat with an amazing atmosphere thanks to the story and characters.', u'hours': 2.3, u'date': u'2015-01-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 2983, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Phawx', u'text': u"I played an early access version of this game over a month ago, so some of my concerns might not be relevant.  However, from what I did play worked well including the online multiplayer, which was a breeze to set up and was seamless the enire time.\nThe artwork and animation tweens are very nice. Bordering on Rayman meets Dragon's Lair animation quality.  Tristoy is a pretty cool Co-Op only action-adventure game with a decent narrative that you play a part in.  Of special note is how they handle you and your partner getting seperated.  Mostly, you and your friend play on the same screen, but you can become completely seperated that it would require a second screen.  But instead of just you not being able to see your friend, the screen divides automatically so that you can see (and help) your friend with puzzles and such.\nReally excellent mechanic and pulled off well.", u'hours': 4.1, u'date': u'2015-01-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 7155, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'acepro71', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 412, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-07-24', u'text': u'this is one\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665hard game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'NewYearsTaco123', u'hours': 2.9, u'products': 1081, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-07-23', u'text': u'A fantastic adventure game that is well worth playing 20 years after its original release. Great level design, great graphics (original and new), and a great adventure all come together to make a very memorable experience.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'CheapHeat', u'hours': 13.9, u'products': 2250, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-07-22', u'text': u'One of my favourite games of all time', u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'pinrut', u'text': u'Boring.', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-08-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198015216311', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 178, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Circe', u'hours': 49.2, u'products': 76, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-08-30', u'text': u'Game is great but there are 2 things that make it a little annoying:\n- games are too long, especially rankeds\n- most of my ranked games I played with computer because everyone left... They play smarter and faster than real players on my "elo" and I think it\'s not fair. :/', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'4SAKEN', u'text': u'Love it!', u'hours': 364.4, u'date': u'2017-08-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197990764735', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 10, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Magnisu', u'hours': 39.2, u'products': 439, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-11-02', u'text': u"A solid turn-based strategic game. Set in the Might & Magic universe (Ubisoft continuity) and acts as a prequel to Heroes of Might & Magic V. Easy to pick-up and easy to let go again.\nEven though it's more than 5 years old now, I still recommend it, if you like strategic puzzle games.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Izayoi', u'hours': 24.5, u'products': 253, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-11-01', u'text': u'Solid turn-based strategy game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'pevexx2K', u'hours': 2.8, u'products': 5, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-10-31', u'text': u'(\u0ca0_\u0ca0)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Business Fish', u'text': u'What is this maddness\nEdit: Full review here -', u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2017-07-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198075594850', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 1256, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'RoyalFlush37', u'hours': 6.9, u'products': 790, u'product_id': u'422650', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-06-16', u'text': u"Really nice game. I would recommend it to everyone who likes 80's style games. It has an amazing combat system for an indie title and some really good customizable talents and spells.\nGraphically, the game really makes you think of the 80's, which is really nice, since that's what it aimed for.\nThe music tracks are amazing. They were made by the same guy who made the soundtrack for the Hotline Miami series, and it suits the game in a great manneer.\nThe gameplay has a storyline just like an RPG should have, but this game is unique because of the flexible abilities and the combat system. Also puzzle-lovers will fall in love with the game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'DARKKi', u'text': u'Megamagic: Wizards of the Neon Age is an open world, altough linear ARPG (think about Diablo) that has 80\'s theme with pretty well written story to go with it. It is an easy game to get into as "tutorial" guides you trough all the new game mechanics that are introduced. You have access to spells and you can also summon different type of minions (grims) to your disposal (and also has co-op where up to four players can control your grims, which is nice and non-typical co-op addition) via collecting and crafting.\nOne thing is unique as an RPG to this game since you do not have levelling here at all. That does not mean that there is not RPG like progressing at all though. You will have to collect scrolls in order to craft different kind of spells and finding / researching grims in order to get them to your repertoire. You will also encounter some puzzles along the action which is an refreshing change of pace once in a while. One thing this game lacks is side-quest so you only have this one main storyline to complete altough it is an open world game.\nGraphics here fits perfectly with this games retro 80\'s feel and music is pure awesomeness!\nIf you are looking for an ARPG and like 80\'s feel and good story with awesome soundtrack this game is made for you!', u'hours': 54.7, u'date': u'2016-06-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'422650', u'page_order': 1, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 5018, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'hello-friends', u'text': u'\u4e0d\u9519\u7684\u6e38\u620f\u753b\u9762\u975e\u5e38\u597d\u5185\u5bb9\u4e5f\u5f88\u4e30\u5bcc', u'hours': 35.2, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198404089902', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 2, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Slarker0k', u'text': u'Potato servers', u'hours': 103.0, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 170, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Rhombus | \u0420\u043e\u043c\u0431', u'text': u'- Failed to save - Rockstar game services are currently unavaliable, please try again later.\n- 2 hours later\n- Failed to save - Rockstar game services are currently unavaliable, please try again later.\n- 10 hours later\n- Failed to save - Rockstar game services are currently unavaliable, please try again later.\n- 20 hours later\n- Failed to save - Rockstar game services are currently unavaliable, please try again later.\n- 150 hours later\n- Failed to save - Rockstar game services are currently unavaliable, please try again later.\n- 300 hours later\n- Failed to save - Rockstar game services are currently unavaliable, please try again later.\n- 3000000 hours later\n- Failed to save - Rockstar game services are currently unavaliable, please try again later.\n- 3000001 hours later\n- Requests refund for a faulty product\n- Steam denys\n- Wonders why I wasted $70 on a game without any online servers.', u'hours': 26.6, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198072032186', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 101, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'SENPAI', u'hours': 2.1, u'products': 1, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'NICE GAME!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Kei', u'hours': 3.5, u'products': 108, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'A great game to waste time and effort on.\nAnd have some fun nearby...\nAnd clearly with the best graphics out there today!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'[ACAC]Laggy', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 1858, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u"The formula for these games has been the same for the 10 or so years I've been playing them, but they still remain fun. A lot of bright colors, good music and challenging gameplay keep me coming back to the series.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'thog', u'text': u'Absolutely brilliant, even in its Early Access stage with a few bugs. Played it for hours and hours since release. Only slight negative is that ship combat can get a bit samey after a while, otherwise a really really good game.', u'hours': 18.2, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197967165684', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 123, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'gentlemansavage', u'text': u"This is my first foray into Star Traders, which reminds me of a cross between FTL, Darkest Dungeon, and unremembered space explorers from my DOS days. The game is fun, deep, and engaging despite being in early access. My biggest complaint at this point is the lack of UI helpers or a codex to explain some of the concepts. Specifically I'd like to see tooltips for icons surrounding planets (playing on Windows and no tooltips despite what I've heard from others) -- all icons, really -- the ability to zoom in more closely on the map, and help understanding how trade permits function galaxy-wide. There is a fairly steep learning curve as I'm almost 7 hours in and still trying to understand what all the visual elements mean. I'm confident all these changes and many more will come, especially to the UI which feels quite barebones in after mission/fight sequences. Excited to see how far this goes!", u'hours': 9.2, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198199580306', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 12, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Cavowlier', u'text': u'Please refer to the other reviews for an examination of the merits of this game -- and there are many.\nThe one thing that stands out to me, and the reason I am writing this review, is the developer support. The game has been out in Early Access for less than a week, yet it has already been updated three times in response to community feedback and bug reports. Hey, EA, this is what "games as a service" means. Keep it up, Trese Brothers, you are doing amazing work.', u'hours': 25.3, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198442388634', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 4, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'10.000.000 Voices', u'hours': 13.3, u'products': 162, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u"Let's nomitate that for The \u201cEven Better Than I Expected\u201d Award!\nMost entertaining game of 2017 so far. And one of the best games I played in my whole life.\nAnd I am saying it after playing MGS, Witcher, Cuphead and so on.\nThe puzzle and platforming elements are combined masterly.\nHowever, the game doesn't go without any cons.\n- the inability to save the game leads to very strange checkpoints. Like, when I battled knife, spoon and fork, I needed to go away on my 3'd round. And when I came back to the game, It started from the 1'st round instead of the 3'd one.\n- pretty mediocre Thrash gameplay. I'd prefer to continue playing as brigade chef Mina. Thrash story is really lacking and does nothing to the overall plot. Also, his combat feels much less dynamic and fun than Mina's.\n- lack of the end game content. Yeah, there are daily challenges. But it would be much more awesome, if we had something like Quick Game mode (where we can chose our items, unlike daily challenge) or Endless Run (where we'd battle endless rounds of enemies).\nOverall, this game is 9.5/10 for me.\nI hope, devs will consider communities' feedback and will continue to add new content and work on the game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'.zero playtime', u'text': u'Now done with the campaign on normal, heres a quick overwiew:\nPros:\nGood, smooth gameplay with a lot of wariation.\nPlatforming smoothly transtions into the cooking puzzles, and vice versa.\nA setting that, while kinda silly, gives good context to the story.\nFulle voice acted story.\nDaily challenges to keep the ich satisfied if you didnt get eough in the campaign.\nGood, smooth animations for the most of it.\nCons:\nThe voice acting can be a bit stunted at times and a bit ill fitting.\nThe campaign is a bit short. around 8-9 hours, depending on how many time to have to restart af match.\nSome-what hard to master combat. Found myself at times mashing buttons. Got a result from it, but a bit clearer combat/move control could be done i think. (Maybe? never learned how to do a heavy attack, but got a achivement for it)\nA bit awkward controls for pc. It feels as if the controls were made with a controller in mind. If you have one, i think there will be no problem with it, and even on the PC its manageble.\nConclution:\nA good game with a nice spin on puzzles and platforming, with a nice theme that everyone can apreciate: FOOD.\nWhile the story at times can get a bit cringy and the voices at times would be nice to turn off, in the end i have had a nice time with the game and find the game well worth my money.\nI sincerly hope that they will think of a way to incorporate an expansion. I would like a new campaign like the first, just a bit less cheesy dialoge.', u'hours': 29.7, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197985648406', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 147, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'animefan42', u'text': u"Okay. I'm ready for BCB2 now. Ready, go!", u'hours': 18.2, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197984538296', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 115, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'R.I.P', u'text': u"Simple, stupid, inspiring and sad. It's short but deep.", u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2017-12-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198025398263', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 15, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Baylish', u'text': u"Very interesting idea! It's relaxing and puzzling all at the same time. One of a kind for sure. Give it a try its free!!", u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-12-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198056817829', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 59, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'iVritox', u'text': u'best...', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-12-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198417485426', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 17, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Arnold Braunschweiger', u'text': u'Annoying, illogical and repetitive.\nEverybody is hungry but they all say "I already had this"...\nIt\'s not a game of find the most logical solution, because logical thinking isn\'t rewarded it becomes a tedious game of just try everything and hope to find another random solution that doesn\'t get you anywhere.\nThe first title had these situations too but it wasn\'t as frequent that it became to tedious to finish.\nI actually wasn\'t the greatest fan of part one either but in a lot of cases a sequel becomes better, well not in this franchise.', u'hours': 13.9, u'date': u'2017-02-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197985941419', u'product_id': u'277270', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 180, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Doctor Naterson', u'hours': 13.9, u'products': 178, u'product_id': u'277270', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-01-22', u'text': u'This game had such great potential. Many of the puzzles at the beginning of the game were quite good. I also personally liked how you switch between Mina and Jep. The story started out interesting enough, but then flatlined at the end. I recommend this game overall out of love of the series. Not as good as the first game, but it is worth a try.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'goatacus', u'hours': 8.0, u'products': 38, u'product_id': u'277270', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-12-27', u'text': u"the thing is with the first game is that it totally seems like a casual ordinary experience. it isn't until the last third of the game things start to get creepy. well this game expands upon that last third x100.\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665s cray. overall a much more interesting game but people tend to say it's not as good as the first. it's kind of hard to judge when the game mechanics are so simple.\n7/10", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'PatHaterz', u'text': u"Love the DEVs of this game. how you can, at some places, learn how or why they did the game like this. it's a real masterpiece! the graphics are awsome and the game lasts much longer than I first expected. Nice puzzle and use of the habilities RPG style. would recommend 100% even at full price. I personally think its worth the money!", u'hours': 13.6, u'date': u'2017-12-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198249966618', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 44, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Sazanami', u'text': u'amazing! nice game.\nyes.this is a ninja!\ncoooooooooool\nI can not miss the tension.', u'hours': 3.4, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198026111346', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 28, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'somecallmekatja', u'text': u'Excellent stealth mechanics and non-stop fun.', u'hours': 4.1, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198025224112', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 111, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'chandrelizetkyle', u'text': u'very good game.I enjoyed it loads.Just curious when we can get the full release', u'hours': 21.0, u'date': u'2017-05-02', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198062514249', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 20, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'pobodysgnome', u'text': u'My words can do no service to how I feel about this game.  Within the decades of playing games my sense of imagination and wonderment has been eroded.  Whether it be by simply becoming an adult and having to deal with its associated stressors or having been spoiled by the shiny-penny games that lack a real connection to its audience.  This game prods at the things that I have lost.  The world and its characters have been lovingly crafted and harken back to the simpler times I had as a child.  For the longest time I have not been able to say that I cared for the lore or story of a video game.  But this? Truly inspired.', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-04-18', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198105792755', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 41, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'iKandy', u'hours': 7.8, u'products': 207, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-04-05', u'text': u"This is Early Access done right. The Redwall Game I've yearned for!\nWhat you get in this early access is a taste of something rich that sends us back to early days of childhood, but has all the adult undertones needed to stay engaged. Giving us all the feeling of an open world RPG, the early stages of this Game left me wanting so much more and my mouth waters at knowing there is more to come!\nand yes... Tilo is just the cutest.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Dev!L', u'text': u'Quake+Overwatch=Lawbreakers', u'hours': 4.2, u'date': u'2017-12-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198149362710', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 88, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Olly', u'text': u'bagoner', u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2017-12-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198339345125', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 7, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 30, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Mal', u'text': u'29 players was the 24 hour peak. Nothx.', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-12-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198010786164', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 435, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Canned Lugan', u'text': u"If you like comic books in the slightest you must get this game.  Has a 60's feel to this one, kind of like Lost in Space and the Batman serial.", u'hours': 47.3, u'date': u'2011-12-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197980899994', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 293, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'peremptor', u'text': u"If you like squad based RTS gameplay you should love this game. If you also enjoy classic super-hero storytelling and to fool around with the might of superheroes then why aren't you playing this game instead of reading this recommendation?\nFF is a game that the creators obviously put a lot of love into and it shows here and in the sequel. If you have any interest in the genre and/or subject matter then you'd be remiss not playing this game sometime before you stop playing games altogether.", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2011-12-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 4713, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'French Fries With Mayonaise', u'hours': 19.1, u'products': 370, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2011-12-03', u'text': u'Very fun, and one of the few Real Time Tactics games out there, rather than RTS.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Chevko', u'hours': 4.7, u'products': 140, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-12-23', u'text': u"So, Among Ripples is a game. It's a game where you can try to start up a small ecosystem in a pond.\nSounds easy, right?\nNah. Not at all. It's actually REALLY \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing hard to do, in my opinion.\nIs there any end game content?\nUm. No. If you're looking for a GAME game, then you should definitely look elsewhere.\nIs this a time-waster or time-burning?\nOh yes, definitely.\nIt's a super small filesize, and it takes just a few moments to download. It gives you a brief little tutorial about what the premise is, what each little section does, and how to play. It's pretty simple, but more complex than, say, Viridi.\nDo I recommend it to anyone? Only those that want to dabble in some mindless time-burning, trying to figure out how to make the ecosystem last for more than 5 minutes.\nCan you do it?", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'TheDarkDog', u'text': u'worse than absent you litteraly just watch', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-12-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198271971900', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 11, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Gorgoyena', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 64, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-12-11', u'text': u'I don\'t know about this game. It\'s not my type. There\'s not alot of options or gameplay value to this, it\'s ok at first then you\'re like: "What now?".\nI can\'t recommend this game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'TechSasquatch', u'text': u'"Tell your friends why they should play this game"... They shouldn\'t. Difficulty ramped up insanely fast. FIghting an aircraft carrier solo in a bomber by mission 3. 5-10 shots to kill enemies and only 3 to kill you. Ship upgrades are insanely expensive right off the bat. Sluggish and poorly mapped controls. Definitely not worth the $20 price tag.', u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2014-08-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198000485037', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 487, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Yan D', u'hours': 17.2, u'products': 187, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2014-07-28', u'text': u"Do missions, shoot space nazis for scrap which you can sell to upgrade your ship to better shoot space nazis\nPros:\n+ Love the modern spaceship design - these things look like real spaceships instead of the organic hippie crap typical of sci-fi\n+ Game is casual and forgiving - it is arcadey and ships fly like airplanes, but its relaxing to play like COD campaign, ie. you don't need to be 100% to enjoy it. Its pretty easy to learn and ship controls aren't overly complicated\n+ The graphics are good - the spaceships look pretty and overall gives the feel of a professional title\n+ Who doesn't like humor - like the film, the game is satirical and funny, although don't expect the same quality of acting as the film\nCons:\n- Mouse control is bad - it lacks the fluidity of games like freelancer and war thunder, so you won't get the same precision from the controls as you do from freelancer - maneuvering and aiming can be frustrating on occasion. Play the demo to see if you can cope with that.\n- Lacks strafing and drifting - this along with the clunky mouse controls kinda makes me think that this aspect of gameplay was perhaps an afterthought.\n- Not very challenging. What the game lacks in difficulty it makes up for in bad controls\n- The briefing videos are awkward and slow in which your character and whoever is briefing you seem to not be communicating in the same time frame - conversations like the ship designs are unorganic, and there's always that extra 2 seconds after each transmission in which the actor just stares at the camera waiting for someone to yell cut. Obviously whoever was in charge of editing the videos did not bother to cut out that bit\n- The game doesn't save after docking to a space station, it only saves every time you warp into a location.\n- No adjustable performance settings - not a big deal if you have an average rig but there is no way to perhaps lower the graphics in order to play the game on your haswell tablet - ironic considering this game is also a mobile game\n- No first person view - again not a big deal but lacking first person makes targeting a bit difficult\nOverall however the faults are mostly ignorable, and you can enjoy the game for its humorous missions, unique ship designs and arcadey experience, that is of course if you catch it on sale.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Hunter From Arizona', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 42, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2014-07-20', u'text': u'This has to be the worst use of money since wool condoms i see NO WWII connections and the game play is\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665also is the music and the tutorial THE MILITARY IS NOT EVEN PROFFESIONAL save up for dayz this is my mistake id do anything to get my money back', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'\u2663 \u24b9\u24ba\u24b6\u24b9\u24c5\u24c4\u24c4\u24c1\u2663', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 85, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2015-08-07', u'text': u"I got this game before steam refunds were a thing and now I'm stuck with it", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Mustang', u'hours': 32.9, u'products': 637, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2015-08-07', u'text': u'A very fun simulation game that will keep you occupied for a few hours with a smile. Of course the graphics and the design is dated but at this price that s a no brainer :)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Bull Durham\xa9', u'hours': 4.1, u'products': 306, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-07-28', u'text': u'Is a good game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'$toney', u'text': u'Really cool!\nFeels amazing compared to the IOS app!\nWorth every penny! :)', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2013-03-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'223280', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 130, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Rax Cypher', u'text': u"If you hated Solarix, you will hate this.  It's practically the same game but without any weapons.  This was free but I paid for Solarix.  Both are crap and are a carbon copy of each other.\nThis is absolute rubbish - Boring, Clunky and Ugly - Don't waste your time.", u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2017-09-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198055934061', u'product_id': u'324060', u'page_order': 5, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 219, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'JOEJETT', u'text': u'So without combat I wondered just what this game would be like, and you know what, I am enjoying every second. There are ways to do things that make it a very absorbing game. I am mostly lost and finding myself wandering about but with a real purpose it gives me the opportunity to loose myself in space. Cool. Also too, there are achievements to find and some being obtained by serendipity. If you wish for a walking - sim, check this one out. I strongly recommend it.', u'hours': 5.3, u'date': u'2017-09-16', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'324060', u'page_order': 6, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 415, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Hurricane', u'text': u'I... got bored and uninstalled.  The graphics are mediocre and I really have no idea what\'s going on.  There\'s no auto-run to help you get through the needlessly long and boring corridors, and sometimes usable objects have what seems to be a three-pixel-wide activation "zone".\nI\'m glad I didn\'t pay money for this.', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-09-10', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'324060', u'page_order': 7, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 468, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Rakka, President of Rakghanistan', u'hours': 4.1, u'products': 1722, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-05', u'text': u"When I want to feel like i'm cheating by not cheating I play this game", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Maghook', u'hours': 2.1, u'products': 1691, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-04', u'text': u'is a cute and calming puzzle game where the goal is to draw obstacles in order to get a squiggly red circle (referred to as "ball" hereafter) to collect stars throughout each level. The art style is as though a young child was responsible for the artwork with background textures appearing as crinkled pieces of drawing paper. It is a solid concept with poor execution. There is just too much freedom in this game.\nThere are no limitations with how many items can be drawn per level (other than drawing so many the game forces a restart) so it is entirely possible to build a stack of abstract shapes to prop the ball up and direct it to the end goal, or to do the same in order to remove obstacles blocking the way. If the ball does fall off the screen (which is fairly often) it will instantly spawn back in its original spot without resetting the level, allowing the player to continue building a path as it does. This can also work against the player as the ball can repeatedly spawn and instantly fall off the map, forcing a level restart.\ndoes not dictate what shapes can be drawn and this allows the player to create such shapes that can guide the ball to its goal without using the intended mechanics of the level, such as pulleys, buckets, rockets to propel the ball, etc., so rather than think about how each level\'s puzzle should be solved I found myself trying to break them. The ball also does not stick to the shapes and will tend to float several pixel above and away from the player\'s drawn line, causing all kinds of issues navigating slopes.\nAthough it is very relaxing, there is such little variety when it comes to\n\'s soundtrack that it soon becomes grating to listen to when faced with the task of collecting 120 stars in order to reach the final area. Some songs will also begin or finish abruptly as if half a second was cut from either end.\nAlthough\ndoes keep the game interesting by introducing new mechanics fairly often it is just too simple and uninteresting, with clunky physics and completely intentional ways to cheat the system. The requirement of obtaining 120 stars in order to unlock the final level is also too much to bear.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'jordan.fouts', u'text': u'Calming soundtrack with sometimes frustrating (but still rewarding) gameplay', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-09-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198077267799', u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 435, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Sherlock Van Helsing', u'text': u"TRISTOY is a story-driven 2D co-op platformer developed by Uniworlds Game Studios and published Headup Games.\nThe story focuses on two characters: the Prince Freedan and the Wizard Stayn. They are imprisoned on the fortress known as Tristoy. They must escape from the prison and explore the\ndangerous dungeons of the fortress. During the game, the choices you make will shape how the story unfolds.\nThe game is exclusively made for either local or online co-op. If you don't have a friend to play with, don't buy the game.\nThe game can be played in three ways: with a keyboard, with a controller or with Uniplay, which is a system to allow some games to be controlled using a smart device or\ntablet over the local WiFi network.\nI played the game with my sister: she used the controller and I used Uniplay on my Android tablet. We had issues on multiple occasions when the game didn't register\nsome inputs from the controller or acted on its own.\nThe art style of the game is really good to look at and the main characters look really good, but the background is really dull and boring to look at.\nThe voice acting of the game is really well executed, and I especially liked the voice actor of Stayn. He reminded me of someone.\nThe music is, however, nothing special and really repetitive.\nThe game features quite a lot of bugs. The worst one regards the checkpoint system: after a while, whenever we died, the game started back to the last saved game, with the same amount\nof lives. That was fixed once we rebooted the game, but appeared again after a while. Also, the game seems to be capped at 48fps: changing resolutions or settings was useless.\nThe combat features no real challenge, with enemies that just rush into the characters and predictable patterns in boss fights. You will die most of the times because you made a wrong\njump or an enemy's fireball insta-kills you. There are also many poor choices in the level design, with a 6 minutes long level where you had to push a block, jump on it before the lava kills you, and push it again, over and over, while you could actually rush the entire section without stopping once, making the experience more frustrating than enjoyable.\nHowever, as with most games out there, the presence of your friends and family make the experience more light and fun.\nOverall, I recommend this game if you want to spend to the three or four hours with a friend playing this flawed but enjoyable co-op game. Otherwise, don't play it.\nFollow me on Twitter: @nickygra97", u'hours': 7.3, u'date': u'2015-01-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 6, u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 753, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'boris.beam', u'text': u"Very cool co-op game! I was lucky enough to win a beta-test version of this game in a giveaway and got to play it a bit ahead of launch here on steam. It was a real treat.\n(TL;DR at the bottom.)\nI'm a really big fan of co-op games, especially local co-op as I play them regularly with my wife, and have played most of what's available on steam.\nThis one seems to have that special something that makes it feel like we are actually playing together, and not just going through a single-player game simultaneously.\nYou get to create your character in a meaningful way, through decision making both in action and in conversation, and it really feels like a well though-out system. You also have real interaction between the pc characters, which defines the story and makes the game much more immersive, which is something often overlooked in co-op games.\nGraphics-wise the game is gorgeous. I really liked the art style, and all the animations seemed well done. There were some performance issues on my version, had to turn everything down quite a bit to run smoothly and not look like slow motion (although I did play on a laptop, but a powerful one), but once I got it going - it was awesome! I expect the final version will be more optimized and run better, and I knew this was just a beta version, so no points lost there.\nGameplay is interesting, if somewhat simple. I can't really judge anything yet though, as I've only scratched the surface of the game. I like the dynamics of the character interaction, but really need to see the game through before saying more (I'll update the review when I finish the game). The only thing that bothered me up to this point is how slow the boxes are moved, pushing them takes forever.\nControls are simple enough and work great, both on keyboard and controller. The game also supports using a smartphone as a controller, which is awesome. I haven't tested it yet, but will update the review when I do.\nThe storytelling is also one of the strong suits of the game, for some reason it reminds me of Steven Erikson's The Malazan Book of the Fallen. You also get to shape the story, both past and present, as you make dialogue choices. Again, I haven't gotten very far yet, but I can say my expectations are high.\nAll in all, one of the best co-op systems I've had the joy of playing and look forward to discovering everything this game has to offer!\nTL;DR - I haven't really played enough of the game to get to know it fully, but from what I have seen, I'm pretty much ready to put it in my top ten coop games list (or even top 3 if it keeps going as strong throughout).\nGreat art style, great storytelling and awesome real co-op. Recommended to anyone who enjoys co-op games!", u'hours': 7.9, u'date': u'2015-01-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'303260', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 1082, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Feared Alien Voodoo', u'text': u'"Another One"\n-DJ Khaled\nthis was the biggest deal when it released\nbesides sports, platformers & fighting games\nyou did not get many action adventure games\nAnother World was original & groundbreaking\nwe had not exprerienced anything like it\nback in the plastic age\ni am not going to tell you it holds up\nbut it certainly shows how far we have come\nfloods me with great memories\nwe were completely invested in the story\nthe world and its inhabitants\nwe used to call that big white alien guy "Sausage"\nfor some odd reason\ni think cuz he looked like he was made of sausage\noooh k', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-07-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 1297, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Cy', u'hours': 4.6, u'products': 630, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-07-18', u'text': u"Released in 1991. Yes, it's 25 years old now!\nThe game had it's 10th, 15th and 20th anniversary editions. It's\n. Combined with an already known and loved rotoscopy (see:\n, 1989) it was considered stunning for years. By many, still is.\nEver heard\n, the most iconic equivocal in the history of video games? Well, it's really\nand comes from Another World, delivered by an alien ally after the main protagonist, Lester, breaks them out of jail. No translation exists. As the developer,\n, says in\nvideo interview:\n. Then he played it backwards.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'luizfcsilveira', u'text': u"This game is brutal. So much more unforgiving than I remembered. But it's so good! I love it.\nIt's amazing how it's just as much fun now as it was in the early 90s.\n25 years after release, this could now be called a simple platformer. But it's not your average platformer, and the simple yet challenging gameplay just works.\nI also like that you can play in short bursts. So many games these days you need a 1+ hour free to even make it worth a launch. With this game you can launch it, play for 5-10 minutes, and come back to it later. Exceptional time-filler in that regard!\nNow I just need Flashback (the original remastered, not the\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665remake) and my life would be complete! For a while at least :P", u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2016-07-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198057206182', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 163, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Merchantblood', u'text': u'All players (including you) are goblin rogues in this game. :D', u'hours': 144.4, u'date': u'2017-08-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198341435880', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 70, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'e-bully \U0001f368', u'hours': 41.3, u'products': 444, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-08-21', u'text': u"great and annoying game that will test your patience.\nhowever, the dwindling and lack of players will slowly kill this game. if you only want to play singleplayer then that's fine but multiplayer is dying.\nwith that said, I will still recommend this game because I had a blast playing it but be wary of waiting for very long in multiplayer sessions unless you have friends to play with.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u':F|F: Jeff Belinger', u'text': u"This game is just about some of the best fun you can have online that's not TF2. This game is about money, power, corruption, greed, betrayal, reversals of fortunes and above all, arresting your competition for having illicit goods and ill intentions.\nits also about making sure your opponents dont do the same thing to you as well, because you're not going to be caught red handed with conterfeit goods and villainous contraptions are you? Prison is for the weak, the poor and those that get caught. You're not any of those things are you? no of course you're not.\nBuy Gremlins Inc. and you'll be headed for a good ol time", u'hours': 45.3, u'date': u'2017-08-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 82, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Beardimon', u'hours': 42.1, u'products': 180, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-10-28', u'text': u"I'm going to drop the bomb right off the start: I've had very little exposure to the M&M games thus far and I can't say I'm a great fan.\nI may have played a few rounds of HoMM3, and a bit of campaign in HoMM5, but all in all, turn-based games aren't really my thing, though I really see the magic that draws people to them.\nThat being said, I really enjoyed this one.\nMy ignorance of the M&M lore didn't stop me from immersing myself into this lil' thing, quite the contrary: I'd say it's a great introduction to the world, the characters, and the lore. The storyline is a simple, multi-arc adventure, saving the world included, and the characters and their motivations are simple as well. And it's OK. It doesn't need to be great and amazing and crotch-squeezing and so on, it needs to justify the gameplay and it does that pretty well.\nThe gameplay itself, mainly focused on combat, is a mixture of 'connect 3' and turn-based battles between armies. It might seem odd at first, but once you get the hang of it it's GOOD. Makes you want to push forward and beat just-one-more-enemy and then it's 3 AM all of a sudden. The only issue here is that it might be a bit repetitive, but during those 5 arcs of the game we take hold of 5 different armies, so you need to re-think your strategy with each one.\nIt makes a nice break in between bigger games. :)", u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Lincoln', u'hours': 30.1, u'products': 59, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-10-23', u'text': u"I love this game! Played when first came out on Nintendo DS, then played again when came out on PS Store and now I'm playing again on Steam (maybe I'll play one more time on Android, who knows?). It's a well made puzzle game with a fun multiplayer.\nThis need a sequel!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'ZombieKef', u'text': u"I didn't expect to like this, but ended up really enjoying it. I've completed the single-player campaign twice now.", u'hours': 19.9, u'date': u'2016-10-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198049945266', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 339, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'sfarog', u'hours': 11.7, u'products': 3635, u'product_id': u'422650', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-06-12', u'text': u"Before going into the actual review, i just want to say that i hesitated to give this one a try. Why? I am very picky about games, and my tastes do tend to differ. I am not a big fan of RPGs, i did play quite few but it's hard for me to find something that i really like within this genre.\nI loved the theme of the game, the story, and all the little details, and i was afraid i will end up not liking the game very much.\nI usually don't talk much about stories because i don't feel that i am in the position to judge a group of people's vision, or how they express it, and if you read other of my reviews, i usually just focus on technical stuff as i believe pretty much everything else is completely subjective.\nBut, i just want to mention that the story of this game is very original and genuine. Despite it being set in the 80s - Early 90s, it's very different than other similar games or movies.\nWhile it's listed as an RPG aswell, it's not your average type of RPG, i would classify it as a 'Action-Adventure/Button Mashing' game with RPG elements.\nYou do learn spells, you get more creatures that you can summon and such, these RPG elements are kept to a pretty minimalistic state, and i liked it.\nThe story is split into 12 chapters, with the last 2 or 3 being slightly shorter, each of them bringing in new twists and plots that will keep your passion going and going.\nBosses aren't hard to beat at all, except\nand\n, which, for some reason, the first i mentioned is almost as hard to beat as the second.\nLevels/Cities are different and unique, which brings again some more diversity into the game.\nI wasn't very fond of how many dialogues there were in the game, they can get frustrating because you have to keep clicking and clicking. This is something i wish they would've made a bit more discrete, or at least the dialogues to be shorter.\nIt provides you with around 10-12 hours of fun, and it also does have some replay potential.\nThe music from the main menu instantly brought me flashbacks of Street Fighters and King of Fighters, similar and classy!\nThe actual soundtrack of the game was pleasant, the cheesy and glorious kind of music you'd expect in such a game. I hope they will add the option to purchase the OST.\nVisuals in this game are delicate, and they are so soft that sometimes you won't even notice some things when you are deeply focused into the actual game, and i admire how they worked quite a bit even on some small stuff that probably 90% of the players won't even notice.\nIf you're an achievement hunter you will probably like this game because about half of the achievements you get just by playing, and the rest require just a bit of work (The one about finding all the chest might be the most painful one).\nVery fun and interesting game to play with only few drawbacks, and considering the price-tag, i'd say for 10-12 hours of content, it's a pretty damn must-buy.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'treefrog48', u'text': u"Just finished this game, it was pretty fun? Really, really enjoyed the art, and the story line was good, the dialogue was all really funny at times. It had a really cool game design where as you progress, you learn new spells and some other spells become obsolete, so you're kind of always changing exactly how you play the game. (I noticed some people mentioned this as a bad thing in their reviews, I guess it's just personal preference but I really liked it). Overall, I did like the game, there were definitely a few things that let it down though. There were a few bugs, with really crazy spawn rates in some areas, enemies not attacking, the AI of the grims was a bit out of whack sometimes, and sometimes if you haven't added a certain spell before a fight, it can make the boss almost impossible to beat\nso you might have to reload the game from an earlier point and then do some things all over again. The game also crashed my laptop when I first tried to load it (not sure what that was about).\nBUT, overall, cool game! :^) Definitely would play a sequel if they make one (hoping they do)", u'hours': 14.3, u'date': u'2016-06-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198286535086', u'product_id': u'422650', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 12, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Lady Dawn (NeedtoKnow Gaming)', u'text': u'.Story/Premise.\nMegamagic is set in a future where the collision between Earth and a meteor results in the "Neon Age" in which people can use magic. You are Phoban, the son of a great wizard who stole an ancient artefact: a staff that possesses the power to grant the user with a single wish. Within the artefact is a critter you\'ve befriended by the name of Fum who will die once the staff\'s power is used and you just can\'t have that. Thus, the race is on to prevent people from using the staff and killing of your blue cloud buddy. You\'ll fight off members of a powerful magical order, punks, robots, magical summons known as Grims--and then some. All in order to save your friend.\nMegamagic spans over a dozen linear chapters, most of which end with a boss fight of sorts, and the story is well-written. You\'ll find yourself wondering about characters and their motives during your romp through the Megamagic world and each is developed in such a way that you want to know more about this magical world Phoban inhabits.\n.Game play.\nYou use the WASD keys to move around and the mouse to attack. Exploration is limited as the only thing you\'ll find by wandering around is more enemies. Occasionally you\'ll find breakable objects resembling chests that you can break open for materials in crafting spells, but not frequently enough to warrant breaking away from the beaten path.\nEnemies wander the map and will attack you on sight, so keep your wits about you. They won\'t stop between spawn zones, so running away isn\'t an option as doing so will usually just result in being overrun by hostiles. Your spells, including Phoban\'s personal spells and the Grims he summons, are hotkeyed to your numeric buttons 1-9; you select a spell by pressing one of these keys and then you use that spell by clicking the right mouse button. You can control your Grim (or Grims) by holding down the shift key. This becomes incredibly difficult when you\'re trying to run around with WASD in order to avoid dying while simultaneously attempting to tell your Grims to target something specific.\nYou can also steal energy by getting within range of an enemy and hitting the \'f\' key.\nIn order to learn more spells, you need to craft them using materials you gather upon slaying enemies. The system is intuitive and easy, but pretty shallow from an RPG standpoint. Grims can also be learned through crafting, though obtaining them is a little more complex. In order to do so, you have to have slain a certain number of the Grim in question and will also have to have seen the Grim use its special and passive skills in combat. Once those parameters are fulfilled, it\'s just a question of having the correct materials and you\'ll be able to add your new Grim to your hotkey bar no problem.\nYou\'ll also use your Grims to solve puzzles, which I must admit are quite rewarding to figure out. Sometimes you\'ll manually control them in order to press switches out of Phoban\'s reach and sometimes you\'ll use them as cannon fodder in order to figure out the safer path. I quite enjoyed them and, though there were a few head-scratchers, I haven\'t encountered anything too difficult to solve on my own.\n.BGM and Art Style.\nThe soundtrack is catchy and funky. I found myself humming along on more than on occasion. If you even remotely liked the music from the trailer, you\'ll enjoy the rest of what Megamagic has to offer.\nThe characters and world are brightly coloured, the former being drawn in a cartoon-y style. No two areas look the same, and stylistically every one of the characters from the main cast are radically different. In short, the game looks great. There\'s a shortage of Grim types, but that\'s a minor complaint.\n.Longevity.\nI\'m on the fourth chapter as of writing this review and it\'s taken me around 4 hours to get here. I\'m sure the later chapters will be longer, so it\'s safe to assume that you\'ll get 20+ hours if you\'re taking your time to read the story. There are three difficulties, but there\'re no achievements tied to the hardest difficulty, so it\'s likely that only people wanting to test themselves will select it. That being said, I\'ve died plenty of times on normal--to the point where I had to take a five-minute break before reattempting a fight.\n.Pros and Cons.\n+Colourful, cartoon-y art style.\n+Catchy soundtrack.\n+Well-written story.\n+Well-rounded character and character dynamics.\n+The ability to summon familiars that act independent (or not) of you.\n+Fun, not-too-difficult puzzles.\n-Combat\nThis is where this game falls short. Not in a huge, game-breaking way, but I\'m sure if you\'ve read other reviews for this game you\'ve heard the same complaint: combat is a little awkward and sometimes difficult to the point of cruelty.\n-Spawn rate/enemy spawn zoning\nThe spawn rate of enemy Grims is a little bugged: if you\'re walking with your own summons toddling behind you, they can reset the respawn timer of the zone you just left--resulting in another mob. If you were already fighting and running around to avoid projectiles when this happens, you can end up having multiple mods swarming you. I\'m sure I don\'t have to tell you why this is a problem. There\'s currently no fix for the weird spawn rate, but controlling your units and sending them ahead of you works pretty well.\n-Linear maps without many easter eggs or incentive to explore\n.Bottom Line.\nIn its current state, I could recommend Megamagic: Wizards of a Neon Age only if you\'re okay with your action game lacking in the combat department. Everything else--the soundtrack, the story, and the character design--is polished and lovely, so it would be a shame to miss out on the experience because of a few hiccups. Megamagic is a solid adventure that will bring you back to the 80s without any need for a time machine.', u'hours': 5.7, u'date': u'2016-05-31', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'422650', u'page_order': 4, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 2152, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Berry', u'text': u'all player left.', u'hours': 121.7, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198277116062', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 21, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Kyonitete', u'hours': 3.6, u'products': 283, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u"Oh boy, where do I begin.\nI love the progression in backgrounds, music is very well done and it's synched with the stages themselves.\nIt's hard but it feels so right when you finally get the patterns on spell cards.\nCharacters are... amazing. I mean, Aunn is cute in Hidden Star in Four Seasons.\nIf you are up to challenge Touhou is definitely for you.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Rommelthedesertfox', u'text': u'A really excellent game. I have played AAA titles that were not as good. The game mixes RPG elements, space travel, trade, black ops. The devs are extremely active active on the boards responding to questions and suggestions alike. Updates come often. I dont believe I have ever seen a better value for cost.', u'hours': 125.6, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198059595934', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 19, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Southborn', u'hours': 8.0, u'products': 8, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u"This game is easily one of my favorite.\nAt first, when this game was still upcoming, i immediately fallen in love with the artstyle. But then i thought, it's a cooking-puzzle game with RPG, is it really worth it?\n... Oh boy, with just an hour of gameplay, i was completely hooked. YES IT IS WORTH IT, BATTLE CHEF BRIGADE IS SO GOOD.\nThe gameplay is unique, it's simple yet so much fun. It's easy for the beginning, but as you keep moving forward, the more challenging the puzzle will be, which is good.\nThe story is well written.\nThe graphic is amazing, sometimes i have to stop running around just to appreciate the art LOL\nThe soundtrack is good too, it matches perfectly with the game and situation.\nWhile it has some downside too, like the world and monster is still limited, but i hope there is an improvement on that on future, or DLC, or sequel. :)\nGo buy it everyone, this game is worth every penny! 9.5/10!\nVive la Brigade!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Margato', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 11, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-29', u'text': u'didnt like it', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Wolffs', u'text': u'Liked the 1st one really good. But not this one', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2016-06-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198090837353', u'product_id': u'277270', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 100, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'PhoenixT1', u'text': u"It's longuer than the first one, but i still preffer the first. In this one, the story is a bit strange, with E.T., so it's not really the Jules Verne universe. And mini games are a bit boring. But it's a correct game if you like exploration and puzzles.", u'hours': 5.6, u'date': u'2016-04-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198074169975', u'product_id': u'277270', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 543, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'csuszi', u'text': u'10/10', u'hours': 12.8, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198015486653', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 53, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'buying gf pls respoind', u'hours': 5.1, u'products': 101, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-03-29', u'text': u'In it\'s current state, Ghost of a Tale is a game worth buying only if you\'re looking for an adventure/stealth game that uses minimal mechanics and puts an emphasis on lore and world building.\nThe gameplay itself isn\'t necessarily bad but it could certainly use some variation other than hiding, running, and stunning enemies. The game is also very light on puzzles and the quests eventually devolve into "find this costume," or "collect these things."\nIf you\'re looking for a robust Zelda-like experience you won\'t find it here but what you will find is a game inspired by a plethora of media that is clearly crafted with care and positive intent. Even though Ghost of a Tale is far from perfect in it\'s current state it is more than worth the money for the world alone. The books, songs, characters, and history all build a solid platform upon which an amazing game can be built.\nIf the game featured more puzzles with more items and encounter variations then it could truly be something special. I\'m excited to see what this game will become in the coming years and I hope one day I can come back to it and fall in love with it all over again in a different way than before.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Hoss', u'text': u'This game is so bad LOL', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-12-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 108, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'FikS', u'hours': 7.8, u'products': 659, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2011-09-13', u'text': u"8/10\nIt's the basic formula that the sequel (Freedom Force vs the Third Reich) improved quite a lot.\n- Pros;\nIt has great cast of characters, most of them have an actual purpose.\nArt style is pretty nice, comic-book like, a bit too much if I may say so myself.\nA lot different than most of the games you'd see, and yet as easy as\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665to play.\nYou can even make your own character and a lot of mods and stuff.\nGraphics are great even for that old of a game.\nNot buggy at all, no technical problems, it runs fine on any PC possible.\nBattle system is fun, when you get used to it.\nGreat backstories on the characters.\n- Cons:\nMULTIPLAYER IS DEAD, NO ONE EVEN PLAYS THIS ;_;\nThe price is a bit too high for the game now, I bought it back when it was on sale for 2 euros both games. Amazing deal, I had the sequel bought retail a while ago and I just had to have this.\nThe campaign sometimes gets a bit stale at some points, but it's a fun over the top RPG-like game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u"SIDMEIER'S ALLCAPSGUNFIGHT", u'text': u"I'm not entirely sure what this game is or what it's about or why I have it or if I even bought it, but it's here in my list and I'm feeling like reviewing more games so I'm just going to make up some\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665and we'll pretend it's what this game is really about. So there's this team of super heroes, right? There's a vampire hunter, a lucky French woman, a kid who is also a robot and loves Ovaltine and a man who owns a pizza shop and likes punching things in the face. They need to fight the crime in Pittsburgh, because there are criminals out there who need to be fought. The plot is a bit circular, but you can forgive the game for its amazing fight scenes. Later in the game, the team stargates to Bajor and helps the resistance fight off their Cardassian oppressors, improving Pittsburgher/Bajoran relations and making it socially acceptable for cities to have open relationships with planets. The Freedom Force successfully destroyed Gul Dukat's ship, saving the Bajorans forever!", u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2011-09-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197963034532', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 236, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'jtreynol', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 88, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2011-08-23', u'text': u"Quite possibly my favorite video game of all time. It has very funny presentation and engaging gameplay for those willing to deal with a modest learning curve. There's also a robust create a character system, but it was a bit overwhelming for me. At one point there was a modder community offering various custom models of heroes, but I haven't looked into that for years.\nMy brother and I spent a good deal of time obsessing over this game. Eve, Manbot/El Diablo, Liberty Lad/Bullet are the teams I normally run. The RPG elements of this game are what really give it its stickiness.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'WolfiAUT', u'text': u'OTTER IS OP! NEED NERF!', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2016-12-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 637, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'rinsoo', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 46, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-12-04', u'text': u'bored in the first 3 minutes', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'marina44664', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 28, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-12-03', u'text': u"It was an alright game, but ended up being more of a screensaver then anything else...if they charged anything for it i would have given it a thumbs down...there just isn't much to do. *shrug* i don't regret getting it, but you're defneatly not gonna spend all that much time on it", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'gavweb123', u'hours': 3.3, u'products': 2510, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2014-07-18', u'text': u'awsome its a mix of freelancer and star trek legacy not true to the film but the gameplay realy makes up for that in a big way 9/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'RolanDecoy', u'hours': 14.5, u'products': 750, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2014-07-15', u'text': u"If you love the movie and space shooters, and you don't mind games crashing while you try to exit them, or click on leaderboard related buttons, don't mind achievement systems not working properly, etc, then this game is for you!\nActually, that's not quite fair. The game is addictive, true to the movie and fun as hell. You get to fly several spacecraft that look like they could have existed today in an epic battle against the return of the Nazi threat in a game that has stunning graphics (though those get old real fast), includes subsystem targetting (a must that seem to appear more and more these days), multiple weapons and upgradable systems, and with the expansions allow you to play on your own with no story line and control allied fleets as well as play as Nazi in saucer that seems to fall apart at the first sign of trouble.\nThe biggest problems include crashes while trying to quit, leaderboard options that don't stop looking for a non-existant leaderboard and seemingly crash the game THAT way and buggy achievements (to say the least. Played out the game, which requires you to fly the canadian bomber: Canadian handshake achievement not ticked...). Add to that in-flight briefings that completely disrupt the gameplay (as funny as they may be) and WILL cause your near death experience you would do best to wait for discounts.\nStill a recommendation is in order I think, judging from the time I've been playing it for the last 3 days ;-)", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'The Anti-Goat', u'text': u"I'm not sure what to think of this game at all. It's unclear to me whether or not the pilot was intended to be as obnoxious as he is, but he definitely irritates me. Space battles are confusing and I frequently get blown up for no apparent reason. However, you definitely get to shoot space nazis in space zepplins. I would definitely not buy this game for 20$, but on sale at 2$ might be ok. I honestly don't know.", u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2014-07-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198120187818', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 121, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Sam /-/', u'hours': 16.7, u'products': 50, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2015-07-22', u'text': u'It is good until a point, then it starts getting glitchy. Patients do not go to their doctors and of course, they eventually die. Shame, as I was really enjoying this game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Going Gey for Congay', u'hours': 2.3, u'products': 33, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2015-07-09', u'text': u'Can you distinguish between a piece of poo and a dog? Neither can I, but this game teaches you the value of not knowing how to do that. Why is this important? Well to begin my subpoena, I would like to first mention that Abraham Lincoln was not only one of the greatest presidents, but he was also the king of the rap game back in the 13th century. Sounds strange, but the Virginia Internation Institution of Cosmetics and Applications of makeup in modern society discovered that Abraham Lincoln  did order that the declaration of independence be written in a style reminiscent of the new hip hop song "White men cannot eat nor poop before taking a gun into the street". George Washington, however in the last minute, changed it to sound more like the old Beatles song "Slavery is not fun, but we will tolerate it". Pretty bad for George Washington, and that is the sole reason why you should not only purchase this game for it educational prowess, but also revel in its glory by sacrifing your closest friend in honor and reincarnation of Abraham Lincoln into a small, albino Goat.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Moh.', u'text': u"a failed attempt to remake the wonderful Theme hospital , but it couldn't capture anything and it is really dull ,with terrible sense of humor and game mechanics and a silly story that has nothing to do with the game it self . who said that a sim should have a story ?", u'hours': 19.0, u'date': u'2015-07-08', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 98, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'hauntingexperience', u'text': u'Far too many bugs. I have played this for an hour after receiving it free at random. I enjoy the premise, however this game needed some serious testing before being put out. In the hour I played before giving up I did discover some pistol rounds but no gun. As there appears to be little to no combat, the player is left the only option of exploration. Here we run into hidden walls, places the SHOULD have been blocked by walls (hidden or otherwise), and spots that get the character stuck forcing you to load your last save. If the developers fix these issues I would like to give the game a try again.\nIn summary: Look behind some boxes for an audio log or item, get stuck, load previous save. Repeat until annoyed.', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-08-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197971591178', u'product_id': u'324060', u'page_order': 8, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 404, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'D\u0446s\u0199\u271e2\u2600Dawn', u'text': u"I did recieve this free because I bought a previous game, btw I think that's awesome in itself. I would recommend this game even if I hadn't. I have played many walking simulators.  Yes the graphics are dated but that in itself is it's charm.  If you are a fan of older games then you will love this even if there isn't much action.  The best thing about this is the atmosphere and sound.  I loved all the little easter eggs. Well done.", u'hours': 6.4, u'date': u'2017-08-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198016489863', u'product_id': u'324060', u'page_order': 9, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 330, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'SGT Sandvichman', u'text': u'it doesnt work for me', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198376521030', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 11, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'BorisTheWolf', u'text': u'.', u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198386922355', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 2, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'BiggieCheeseBoy', u'text': u'to much\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665cheeks', u'hours': 7.5, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198384146789', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 13, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Felixinius', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 551, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-09-20', u'text': u'Game seems promissing but the twisted tutorial voice started giving me headaches.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Neyugn Hniht \u06de', u'text': u'Good', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2017-09-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198144013692', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 132, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Ana Amari', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 33, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-09-20', u'text': u'not even enjoyable when its free, much less if you pay for it', u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'jimjarum', u'text': u'wtf not even single asian person i saw. am i the only one asian playing this game?', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-12-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 6, u'user_id': u'76561198117513540', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 5, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Gandalf', u'hours': 125.5, u'products': 2, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-12-20', u'text': u'Pretty Gud', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Art', u'text': u"Community's toxic, don't be surprised if you're ddosed for talking\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\nLag is a problem.\nPay-to-win is a problem.\nOh yeah, the community's toxic.\nDon't be surprised if you're ddosed for talking\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\nAnd the community's toxic.\nDon't be surprised if you're ddosed for talking\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665", u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2016-12-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 191, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'smerQ', u'hours': 12.2, u'products': 261, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'Fun game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'sharkbait', u'hours': 8.2, u'products': 569, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'Still amazing to beat people up', u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'P\xf6cs\xf6mn\xe9l a pezsg\u0151', u'hours': 24.7, u'products': 65, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'Probably my favourite game in the Arkham series. Good gameplay, good story, dark theme. 10/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'bazooll', u'text': u'Had to disable FSAA or FPS were too low on my Titan.', u'hours': 2.8, u'date': u'2015-12-14', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 39, u'product_id': u'406920', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 6085, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Brunden', u'hours': 2.3, u'products': 714, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'text': u"Unless this is exactly the kind of game you're looking for, don't bother. Boring, easy, time-killer RPG.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Se\xf1or Piev', u'hours': 5.8, u'products': 75, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'text': u'Good stimuation for the brain', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Miqude', u'hours': 5.9, u'products': 105, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-08-27', u'text': u"Fun nostalgic game, but it's definately not worth more than a couple bucks. It's easy, completion is probably 3 hours at minimum. But if you are going for 100%, the physics and bugs will start to get on your nerves. This game is not polished.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'AndryX7', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 281, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-08-13', u'text': u"Crayon Physics Deluxe is an amazing game because it's relaxing, it's simple, and it'll make you satisfied everytime you manage to advance. I'm writing this review after I completed about 20 levels, which is not much, but I can guarantee that you'll smile everytime you succeed! This game is not worth 17,99\u20ac, get it if you find it for a lower price.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'cac420', u'hours': 3.6, u'products': 135, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-08-08', u'text': u'fun and easy to get the hang of', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Mike Oxlong', u'text': u"Better wordless cinematic storytelling and better gameplay than a thousand failed screenwriter hipsters could ever produce\nI won't forget you, alienbro\n;_;", u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2016-07-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198088752220', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 381, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'deemon', u'hours': 2.3, u'products': 1839, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-07-16', u'text': u'True Classic!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Boomstixx', u'text': u"Well kids, that's what games used to be back then.\nTry, die, repeat!\n- move to next screen:\n- don't move:\n- move to slow:\n- controls are crappy:\n- ?:\nDeath by animals, aliens, laser, water, getting impaled, tentacles, poison, hot steam, falling rocks, no reason.\nI loved this on my Amiga 500. And I never stopped loving it.", u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2016-07-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 1259, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Alan Prolapse', u'text': u"It's a good game spoilt by the amount of time it takes to get anywhere without much going on inbetween.\nI enjoyed learning this game, but after a few games realised just how sloooooow it is to play, online games seem to drag on forever where you spend most of your time waiting and then 3 seconds clicking a card and a spot on the board.\nI love the theme and the artwork and the intention, but there needs to be more under the hood as it's a bit sparse.", u'hours': 11.7, u'date': u'2017-08-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197968356576', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 218, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Bandou', u'text': u"It's good, but not that good... Reeeeeaaaaaaally sloooooooooooow game...\nI can't stand playing with more than 4 players, it's too TERRIBLE!!\nMaybe 2-4 players is somewhat acceptable, but still not that fun AND still REALLY slow...", u'hours': 62.6, u'date': u'2017-07-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198047469694', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 85, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'liongod0', u'hours': 13.1, u'products': 13, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-07-28', u'text': u'Played something like 5 multiplayer games. Took about 5 or so hours. Was not fun at all unfortunately. The way the game is in this state it is extremely slow, there are extremely rare times when you do something fun or that feels impactful, and I basically had a miserable experience.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'ERJ', u'text': u'Fire Emblem meets Bejeweled. Hecka fun!', u'hours': 5.2, u'date': u'2016-10-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197981263671', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 1285, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Kaysoky', u'text': u"My game became unplayable (roughly half a frame per second) upon my second launch of the game.  The loading screens and menu interactions take minutes to complete.  Reinstalling the game doesn't help.", u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2016-10-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198043898087', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 98, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'IVI J X', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 370, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-09-23', u'text': u'I have this on DS; to me the game is great and the PvP is fantastic\n4/5', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'ReadingLies', u'text': u'is an open world action RPG that focuses on a theme inspired by the vibe of the 1980s. You play as Phoban, an aspiring wizard who attempts to follow the footsteps of their father by joining the Order and the younger brother of Deimon.\nGetting a grasp on how the gameplay goes is fairly easy as the game guides you through any new stuff or mechanic that you encounter throughout the whole play through. The game has five (5) different spell categories that you can learn and master which are: Neonmancy, Vegemancy, Sanctumancy, Fulgomancy and Necromancy. These spells, along with the minions that you can summon at your disposal (referred to as "grims") needed to be learned first and requires a certain number of item drops to be crafted before it is usable in combat.\nAll in all, there are twenty (20) spells and sixteen (16) grims that you can craft and research, with each spell having their own use and functionality and each grim with their own unique passive and active skills.\n\n\nIn the sum of all the pros and cons, this  game is', u'hours': 43.6, u'date': u'2016-05-31', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'422650', u'page_order': 5, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 2412, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'GamerLEN', u'hours': 6.2, u'products': 466, u'product_id': u'422650', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-05-28', u'text': u'TL;DR Version: A solid Action RPG with a fun retro 80s feel to it. Combat can be a bit awkward at times, but overall a hell of a lot of fun.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'TeeJax <3', u'hours': 15.1, u'products': 5140, u'product_id': u'422650', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-05-24', u'text': u'Megamagic is set in a futuristic world where magic flows freely (to those who can master it) and you play young Phoban, a wizard who wants to enroll in the Order. Now i\u2019m not going to give too much away about the story as for me this was the reason I kept playing and playing and I\u2019d hate to spoil any of it. There is great substance and depth to it and I genuinely felt myself wanting to help Phoban and ultimately find out what happens to him and the rest of the people you meet. The dialogue is really well written and very witty with many pop culture references which is fun. The more I played the more I felt myself becoming attached to various characters and hating others which to me is always a sign of fantastic writing. The game follows a linear story across multiple chapters that most conclude with awesome boss fights.\nThe gameplay is fairly easy to grasp and everything is explained in a tutorial for those unfamiliar. Spells are your main attack but you also have grims which are summonable creatures which will fight on your behalf. You start with a single grim and two or three spells but you\u2019ll quickly find new spells throughout the world along with learning how to summon new grims. Spells can be found on scrolls but the grim system is very different and very interesting. Instead of capturing grims or learning how to summon them you must instead \u2018research\u2019 them. Grims have passive, active and special abilities and you\u2019ll need to encounter your chosen grims and witness their abilities. Once you\u2019ve seen the required amount of abilities and collected the required elements you can then \u2018craft\u2019 that grim for use whenever you want. There are many spells and grims in the game to discover, though some will require a little more looking than others. Your hotbar can only hold five spells and three grims though, so no matter how many you have learn you\u2019ll only have 8 total abilities to choose from at any one time.\nThough the story is linear there is a nice sized world which can be explored and MOST areas can be revisited after leaving them so there is a nice optional element of exploration there. This being said there are no side-quests as incentive to explore so it\u2019s entirely up to you to progress directly through the game or veer of the path slightly.\nAlong with combat you\u2019ll also find puzzles dotted around the game world ranging from simple memory puzzles to timing puzzles and even a quick platformer style dodge the object puzzle. Most of these will require you to use your grims and spells to complete and are a nice little break from the usual combat based gameplay you\u2019ll be encountering. I actually enjoyed the puzzles a lot more than the combat and found myself wishing the puzzle/combat ration was reversed.\nThe graphics of Megamagic are nice with a nostalgic retro feel. The isometric feel alongside all the neon lights and awesome soundtrack give the game a great 80\u2019s feel. The graphics options are limited though with a noticeable lack of a windowed mode option which was a little annoying as I tend to play games in windowed when I\u2019m using multi-monitors for other things.\nMy ONLY two negatives about the game is the combat/controls and the lack of a levelling system. The controls are the biggest issue for me  and if i\u2019m honest, it made me quit the game multiple times. Maybe it\u2019s just me but I HATE them, especially in combat and they are UNMAPPABLE. Moving my minions with shift & click WHILST moving myself with WASD WHILST casting with 1-8 WHILST holding shift & click to cast my minions special WHILST using space to dash away (my only defense) is just too much. There\u2019s nothing more to it. Everything would be a lot easier if I could remap my keys because changing shift to my extra mouse buttons would fix this entirely as way I could control myself with one hand and my minions with the other.\nThis is made so much worse by the games stupid spawn rates on enemies. I understand this probably sounds rude but it needs to be fixed and multiple people have complained about it on the discussion and have just been ignored by the developers. Enemies currently respawn in an area the second you move out of sight from them which doesn\u2019t sound too bad until you realise some areas are full of weaving corridors where enemies will spawn behind you the second you defeat them with another mob in front of you killing you where you can\u2019t move\n.\nThe last thing which in my eyes is a con is the lack of any kind of levelling, be it for yourself, your spells or your grims so that minute amount of damage you do with your first spell in the tutorial is the same damage that spell will do the WHOLE game. It renders 75% of the spells unusable because they just become redundant. It would feel a lot more RPG-y if there was the choice to level stats or spells or grims or just something so you feel a little more in control of your playstyle.\nOverall Megamagic is a fantastic game with a really, really, really well written story. The characters and lovable the dialogue is witty and clever and the puzzles are awesome. Though i\u2019m not a huge fan of the combat there is a narrative mode if you want to avoid it and the story is well worth every second. A really fantastic buy.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'<<Scorpio Uprising>>', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 524, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2011-08-18', u'text': u'20 minutes', u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Gen3D', u'text': u'Best Super Hero game ever!!!', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2011-07-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197967526714', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 1466, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Sardines In A Can', u'date': u'2011-07-05', u'user_id': u'76561197961511356', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 1103, u'text': u'A great game that should have been more popular.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Guz_Rockinrodent', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 42, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-11-25', u'text': u'Relaxing games to kill your time..', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Pizza vu', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 75, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-11-24', u'text': u"I actually have no idea what to say as most people have already written down likely all that I could think of. I, personally don't like this game because I'm an fps gamer, (assault class) I was willing to give it a try for a while, but, not very much to do, you just click a bit, drag your mouse a bit, watch them die, repeat. Not much content and gameplay in my opinion, though I guess it's pretty good for somebody willing to play for hours to find out the best way to keep them all alive.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'isRyan', u'hours': 3.6, u'products': 136, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-11-22', u'text': u"If you ever want to just chill out and see how long it takes to turn an otter purple with pollution, this game is for you.\nA couple little things:\n-I like the music, very relaxing\n-It's nice and zen\n-Artwork is pretty\n-It's free\n-small download", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Chupatroopa', u'hours': 19.4, u'products': 264, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2014-07-13', u'text': u"Any fans of the movie should not think twice about purchasing this game when it comes up on sale. A handful of the actors come back to reprise their role for the videos in this game. The dialogue is on the same par as the movie complete with all the banter. The controls work well with some clever ideas such as routing power to different systems at a press of a button. While the combat is not as in depth some other space games, I was surprised that you can target individual systems of the larger ships and are rewarded for doing this. The story of the game takes place right along side the game and incorporates the plot points. If you don't go into this game expecting a AAA title you will be happy with your purchase. The demo offered is a good taste of what to expect. My rating for this game would be 7 eval moon nazis out of 10. It does help that I am a huge B movie fan.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Wotsitz96', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 214, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2014-07-12', u'text': u"I realise the short amount of time I've played this game for may devalue my opinion but I stopped playing this because it was excrutiating. The acted cut scenes are terribly acted the plot makes no coherent sense and the main charcter you play as is so annoying I just hope he dies in agonizing pain in the end. DO NOT PAY FULL PRICE FOR THIS. You will regret it, the ship is uncontollable, just a badly made game that many other game series have done better, Try the X series instead", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Cookie Cutter', u'text': u'It is funny... it is trashy... there are spaceships, nazis, weird stuff. Sticks to the spirit of the movie. All in all, a very good game.', u'hours': 29.7, u'date': u'2014-07-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197990889024', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 439, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Qz', u'hours': 4.7, u'products': 80, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2015-07-04', u'text': u'boring game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'lancelot2001ca', u'text': u"A funny game that is a great remake of the orignal game.\nIt is funny and entertaining.\nDon't expect a super-serious sim, this is for entertainment. It is hilarious sometimes even.\nI loved the original Hospital tycoon, and this version is a great update both graphically and depth.\nIt is still a small game and should cost you more than 5$... I got it on sale at 1.25$ I think.\nIf you want to laugh while playing a little business sim, go ahead and buy this one, unlike some other bigger budget games, it is quite stable and bug-free.", u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2015-06-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198049949381', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 327, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'BullPunk', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 1190, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-06-03', u'text': u'I got this game for a buck and some change.  After accepting that cartoon-styled graphics and the cheesy humor, I felt like the game had more depth than I had originally bargained for.  I played for a little over an hour to get the feel for the game.  In terms of playability, the game is okay.  Even with fast-forward it felt like more waiting time than necessary.  The objectives don\'t seem to change very drastically, just a lot of "build this room, build machines, hire staff, decorate, repeat."   As a side note, the camera angles are the reason I stopped playing when I did.\nIt\'s not a horrible game, but I\'d feel cheated if I paid more than a buck for it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Mortal', u'hours': 2.4, u'products': 393, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-07-25', u'text': u'Umbrella Corps is legendary.\nYou take a franchise that is beloved by fans and turn it into an arcade shooter that disrespects the series in every way, and you have this game. The gameplay is fast paced, and I mean fast paced. Unfortunately, the maps in this game are small. So you have the speed of Sanic but you are cramped in a small space. Just a genius design all together if you think about it.\nEverything about this game is just wrong. It wants to be a variety of games from COD to GEARS. But it almost forgets it\'s set in the Resident Evil franchise so here\'s a sprinkle of pointless zombies. None of it works. Umbrella Corps feels like it should have been a free-2-play mobile game. The budget really shows in this title. The animations are laugable. I MEAN LOL. The way your character holds their firearms is awkward and ridiculous. The way they move in and out of cover. The way they crouch and prone. IT\'S EMBARRASING.\nNo one asked for this game. No, really. NO ONE ASKED FOR IT. Capcom wants to forget about this game. Capcom wants YOU to forget about this game. Umbrella Corps represents the very low point in the entire RE franchise. It was so low, Capcom removed the RE brand from the title.\nAnd to top it all off; THIS GAME DIED ON RELEASE DAY. Yes, you heard that correct. Umbrella Corps DIED ON RELEASE. It was DOA. No one bought this game and no one played it. Look it up on SteamDB. Truly embarrasing. And I\'m glad a only a few hundred people actually bought this game on launch. It did not deserve to survive.\nUmbrella Corps is a sin against gaming, and a sin against the RE brand. Umbrella Corps is legendary for how awful it is. STAY AWAY.\nFINAL GRADE: F-\nP.S. I only have this game thanks to Humble Bundle and their Capcom "Rising" bundle. Never in a million years would I have purchased this game otherwise. Capcom is literally giving this game away for dirt. Still, I feel dirty for having this in my library.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Kaiser Torsten', u'hours': 4.7, u'products': 324, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-07-25', u'text': u'Do not get this game, I got it in the Humble Bundle and even then it wasn\'t worth it.\nThe singleplayer missions are all identical "Collect item" type missions, the multiplayer is completely dead, and the gameplay itself just feels bland.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Korean Khaos', u'text': u"Absoloutely disappointing in every single way, the online (the only prominent feature) is unplayable because it's so dead and the single player which is left over is completely abysmal\nDo not buy this game, don't let Capcom get away with this travesty", u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-07-25', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 189, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Gro\u03b2Lahma\xe7reich', u'text': u'Yuo can bringingz yuor plungerz this is gam is very funnings', u'hours': 6.9, u'date': u'2017-04-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 82, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Comrade Kyactus', u'text': u"I've got this game with during a sale period, so i paid it only 73 cents or something like that (maibe they were 75? who cares :D)\nIt's a lil' simple game, it worth the price if you really like memes/CountryBalls. Oh, and hitting franceball will make appear random pictures, often about memes, covering the screen for about a second; i've been literally destroyed by russiaball while Pepe the frog was staring at me. Frustrating? nah - Funny? hell yeah", u'hours': 6.7, u'date': u'2017-03-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198070845321', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 45, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Cody*', u'text': u'Hilarious game with the funny and\nrelevant Polandball characters simple, fun, cheap\nwould recommend to my fellow /int/ernationals', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-03-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 47, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'The Mojo Flow', u'text': u"I'm glad we got over the fact that costumes give you super powers or this time traveling nonsense would be really hard to fathom.", u'hours': 11.1, u'date': u'2015-07-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 686, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'TOG | Optimus BoxCrate', u'hours': 7.4, u'products': 151, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2015-06-29', u'text': u'Brilliant game, but flawed.\nIt\'s hard to review this without the caveat "but if you\'re a kid".\nIf you\'re a kid, probably all the design decisions in this game make sense.\nHowever, if you\'re over 7, you\'re going to feel pretty frustrated at times.\nI would have no problem recommending this to any of my nephews.\nBut given that a greater part of the audience is older, and it wouldn\'t\'ve taken much to accomodate that (a difficulty level selector, for starters), it\'s definitely not without shortcomings.\nFirst up, the good:\n* better than the original - more nuanced battles (once you get further in), better mechanics, the cards are actually fun and exciting to use\n* great atmosphere - if you like double-fine\'s style, this is their best "feel"-wise since Psychonauts, and feels a little similar to grim fandango at points\n* better use of costumes - this time, only certain costumes can perform certain actions, and the game takes on shades of (albiet very easy) adventure games - which is great\n* Great humour\n* Great and innovative level design\n* fun!!!\nNow, the annoying:\n* some random-as cards - "peanut butter bombs" is basically a "win this battle" card. Really weird.\n* Bad keyboard choices for PC. Holding WASD direction keys in tandem with \'Q\' (required for certain portions of the game) results in stuck keyboard errors on most PS2 keyboards. Not to mention it gets a bit cramped getting your hands in there like that.\n* Mouse support is bizarre, and terrible. You can either use mouse or keyboard on the menus, but using mouse, for example, on the creepy cards menu results in weird glitchy selection.\n* Inconsistent keyboard use. Depending on the menu/area of game you\'re in, \'returning\' can either be \'esc\', \'q\', or space. There is no way around this. Also, regardless of how you\'ve set up your keys, the arrow buttons will be used for certain menu actions.\nAnd the bad:\n* respawning. Monsters respawn when you leave a level/game, meaning you can basically grind for candy, making getting \'all the stuff\' not strategic, but basically boring. Certain candy-hit items like letterboxes etc also respawn their candy. This took away from  the game in a big way, including leaving the player without a feeling of progression.\n* no difficulty selection - the game presents little challenge - which is a shame due to the amount of mechanics thrown into the combat\n* ridiculously easy end boss\nTo fix this game they would need to tweak their PC version a little more, throw in a difficulty selection at the start of a game, and basically get rid of the respawning monsters. Then it might actually be worth getting that really cool Creepy card, just to win that final battle.\nStill, fun.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Gatchaman97', u'text': u'Fun and adorable. A great sequel to the first Costume Quest. Use of a controller recommended.', u'hours': 13.5, u'date': u'2015-06-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197994926259', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 160, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Agent G', u'text': u'Fun, but would be awesome to be multiplayers. :)', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2016-02-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197997481887', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 72, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'rolf', u'text': u'1st person pacman with guns and rockets. Awesome.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-02-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197970562548', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 130, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Bowser', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 262, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-02-16', u'text': u"Great game, but I would really appreciate it if bullet time would not activate automatically. It's getting me killed. A lot.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'northwest2022', u'text': u'no players to play with', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198440237284', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 5, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Pulse', u'text': u'Its not a porno\nits a suicide simulator for babies', u'hours': 12.3, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 28, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 39, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'ShadowetteKills', u'text': u'Hysterical, gitchy. But that makes it funnier.', u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2017-12-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198796254849', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 2, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Shatterfaith', u'text': u'I have got to say after playing the first game with little to no problems i was very frustrated when i moved onto the second game and had constant crashing i mean it was literally every 2 minutes.\nAfter i turned off "Steam cloud" however and restarted the game i had absolutely no problems at all with crashing.\nThere were places like the Tower where my framerate did drop to around 30 despite me running with a GTX 1070 which was a little disappointing.\nHowever i enjoyed the story very much once the frustrating issue with crashing was solved. The little niggling problems with a couple FPS drops fell by the wayside.\nI highly recommend this game providing you turn off steam cloud before getting into it. The controller support works fine with the Xbox 360 controller providing you remember to change the options for on-screen prompts to controller and the combat and taming monsters systems kept me entertained.', u'hours': 30.7, u'date': u'2017-10-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198017720524', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 169, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Tsukio', u'text': u"This game was a real surprise. After trying and failing to slog through the corridor grind fest that was FFXIII, I decided to skip about a third of the game and move on to the next one.\nAfter filling myself in about some key story details through the power of the internet, I jumped into 13-2 and was rewarded with my favourite character doing badass things, in a badass fight and it instantly gripped me.\nJump forward to when we finally get to control our character in a non-cinematic environment, and I'm hit by the first stunning OST by Naoshi Mizuta (in particular, the song Run) and I was hooked.\nThis game is old, and even the computer port is gone and done some years ago, but I would reccomend this game wholeheartedly to anyone that enjoys at least the setting and some of the characters from 13, and if you either enjoy or can stomach the ATB style of combat, this game will provide little challenge for you to experience  the (somewhat confusing but still worthwhile) story.", u'hours': 105.2, u'date': u'2017-09-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198046518060', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 219, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'prezba29', u'text': u'Ok if you like the FF style of fighting.', u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2017-09-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198334759464', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 47, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'themightybreadbear', u'text': u'really good animating softweres im happy i got a computer if i didint then i would have to find fake source filmmaker apps on android', u'hours': 3.3, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198413344396', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 3, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'De_Stroyed', u'text': u'is slow', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 43, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'royman011', u'text': u'I use this all the time! It makes it really easy to animate!', u'hours': 86.2, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198386319583', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 20, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'XDbored', u'text': u'it looks like it has a good stoy but it is also a very boring walking simulator so i cant recomend it', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2016-10-11', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 330, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'million05', u'text': u"Soon after I found out about this game I was drawn to it, and I got it on Steam and started playing. The story pulled me in. I enjoy the atmosphere,darkness and incredible music. I recommend this game to those who enjoy a challanging and rich story driven rpg. This game isn't for casual gamers and it does have some frustrating bugs that I run into every now and then. I've had a blast with Inquisitor.", u'hours': 432.8, u'date': u'2016-10-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198022147734', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 29, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'\u30d0\u30e9\u30c8', u'hours': 102.7, u'products': 156, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-10-01', u'text': u"Saw this game on STEAM sale, got it for my steam collection played it, finished and reviewing it.\nGraphically the game isn't ground breaking and it's nowhere near to any of the modern RPGs that we see nowadays. Combat system is also not very appealing but it does the job but skill system really is interesting and feels somewhat unique. Music/Background score is awesome it does feel eerie when you go to certain locations and changes according to the location and the mood of the scenario. The strongest part is the story. Yes if you wanna buy this game and wanna enjoy it to the fullest then you gotta read a lot. It has so much content to read in this game it can make a novel out of it. Thankfully I don't mind reading and enjoy reading if the content is good and definitely content here is no joke. There are some logical explanations too given but that'll be spoiler if I explain them here. If you wanna play a game that has interesting story and tons of quests to do which are mostly related to the main story arc then this game is for you.\nMind you this game is not casual ARPG fans. You will not get directions, no indicators to complete your quests and combat is painfully difficult at the beginning. But once you understood how things work then it is going to be a rewarding experience and trust me you would ask for more. I recommend this game to only serious ARPG fans , those who can invest some time and play it with patience or else just stay away from it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'intel', u'text': u'control is kinda bad, but i got the game for free', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-09-20', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 356, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Merengil', u'text': u"Very nice little game, good gameplay, very unique graphics :) Would be perfect if it weren't so short :/ (did like 25% in 10 min)\nEDIT: After 90 min of gaming, I have now finished the first 2 worlds. These upstated 25% correspond to the very fist riddles, which are pretty easy actually. The game becomes somewhat harder (although far from being impossible) as it goes on. Expect a bit of thinking around the last levels (and I guess the Nightmare mode lives up to its name :) ).\nThe game is actually pretty decent, and I found myself having more fun than expected hunting achievements, which are actually fairly interesting to get and give a new dimension to the game :)\nI would pretty much recommend it for its price tag :)", u'hours': 2.3, u'date': u'2017-09-20', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 4, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 124, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'\u300eLewdmuffin\u300f', u'text': u'Bobs an idiot 11/10', u'hours': 4.0, u'date': u'2017-09-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 9, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 134, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Loco Papi', u'text': u"What can i say, there's no better game out there if you love fighting games", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-12-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198262531374', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 17, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Bigger Than Your Head Snacks!', u'text': u"So as someone who has played RF since the OGP days back in 2007 i have to say i have always loved Rumble Fighter as a game to play, It was one of those games you can always enjoy and come back to, But Honestly the way things are now ever since OGP days the game has been going downhill completely. Now it might sound like i am just complaining that we got new management but here is pretty much Pro's and Con's of the game based on my experience as an Old Gen player and this is a completely honest review based on my experiences of the game as someone who loves this game to death\nPros:\nFun and Enjoyable\nBig Learning Curve To Master Scrolls and Exos and Combos\nIts not required to pay in order to be good at the game as long as you master your scroll, So its not very Pay 2 Win is what i mean\nLots of Variety in Scrolls and Exos\nYou will become Immune to toxicity in other games once you experience how bad the community is\nCons:\nThe game has consitent RNG boxes in updates where all the really cool scrolls are\nThe Community itself (player base) is honestly one of the worse communities you can ever be apart of, If you thought Mobas or CoD was bad then experiencing RF is like 100x worse, Consider Rumble Fighter to be the Father of all Toxicity\nYou will be Constantly DDOSSED, So Whenever you play against someone you must always be wary that at any time and anywhere you may be DDOSSED by someone who dislikes you in the game so its pretty much you can't be better than that person or u will be Ddossed hard\nNo Legit way to trade people as well and almost 98% of the RF population are scammers who will do whatever they can to get what they want\nLag Dominates the fighting its extremely bad that it can even affect you're gameplay in such a way + the toxicity doesn't help\nThere is a Spenders Event literally every weekend now if u wanna catch some Rares and stuff like clothing, So it defeats the purpose of actually having a rare now so yea...\nGuild Ranking System is dominated by lagg and ddossers so don't even bother trying to be competitive here and reaching the top it won't turn out well for you at all\nAgain the community the forums are a horrid place where you will find no one to assist you if you really need help, instead its kinda like Social Media Drama where everyone is fighting each other.  About the community think of it like this, Everyone in this community pretty much hates each other now\nNew Gens are not accepted in this game at all. If you are a New Player and you tell people that be prepared to receive massive hate from the Old Gen Players for some odd reasons Old Gens and New Gens hate each other in this game so if you do start up avoid giving that info out\nAnyways Overall RF is not a fun experience if you truly wanna commit to the game. However i would suggest trying it out at the very least, i personally loved this game and all the people i have met over the years have been good to me, I have been extremely lucky to find decent people. If you guys can maybe get past all the Cons and maybe find a friend or 2 to play with then maybe it can be a fun experience for new players but overall i would not suggest it for New Players. The Game is mostly dominated now by overconfident Old Gens who believe they are the best and will ddoss you if you try to beat them but again i would say try it out and experience it for yourself. If you don't wanna be constantly Ddossed and don't like Toxicity then i suggest you stay clear of this game, Honestly this game can really change you for the worse But in a way once u experience how bad RF can be, The Toxicity of other games will be nothing to you since you have experienced the worse of the worse", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-12-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198097848699', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 448, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'JoshSauce', u'text': u'4/10 Community sucks bullocks. But the fighting is cool', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-12-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198143486859', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 95, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'neobio2230', u'hours': 22.9, u'products': 183, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'The first in the series, and possibly the best. The lack of needing to run around gotham may actually be the best part of the game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'badasahog', u'hours': 59.3, u'products': 61, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u"It's been a while since Arkham Asylum first hit the shelves as the first action game to also truely scare us. since then, it has lost a lot of its steam (no pun intended). I think it's time to bring it back into the hall of fame", u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'3emo5u', u'text': u'It is a Batman game, I didnt expect the Horror genre in this game. To be honest, some of the scene in the game scared me.', u'hours': 8.5, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 5, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 37, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'\u1d36\u1d3c\u1d3a\u1d40\u1d40\u1d41', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 100, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-10-16', u'text': u'hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'jbrady53', u'text': u'I enjoyed the free maps and the game and even considered buying gold to play the other maps. But sadly i realized that  even if you spend the gold on a map you must buy it again each time you want to play that map. As many of the other people that have reviewed this game, I must say it to, Just buy the board game it will save you more money then spending it on this. 4/10 Rating', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2016-10-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198053724124', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 42, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'brusto', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 88, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-09-27', u'text': u"If you didn't have to keep paying to play more than 2 maps, it would be nice. Get the physical game instead, it's worth it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'bumrocky', u'hours': 8.6, u'products': 235, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-16', u'text': u"It's an ok, mindless RNG Fest. 50% of the time you miss your enemies, and you just keep pressing in the direction of the enemy. There's not much strategy involved other than not to get mobbed. I was unable to see any difference in weapon/armor levels (regular, enhanced, perfect), and they all may as well have been the same. It's an ok game if you want to mindlessly do something and kill time. Otherwise, don't bother.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Flaveh SkinHoot.com', u'hours': 230.2, u'products': 49, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-14', u'text': u'Cool game! I recommend', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'sinoc u klozetu', u'text': u'gfghghg', u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198142262901', u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 4, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 44, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'CaptainBellaKat', u'text': u"I didn't like it. Very simple. Pretty clunky, but would be great for kids. One day when I have children I'll let them play it and be amazed at how good their imagination is compared to mine", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-07-14', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 9, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 102, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Papa Fragolini', u'text': u'The name "Another World" sounds like it should be a sequel to "World" but there is no game called "World" as far as I am aware.', u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2016-07-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561197976029402', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 843, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'dfg', u'hours': 17.4, u'products': 25, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-07-24', u'text': u"Pretty awesone game, a hell lot of fun, aka. jail simulator lul.\nI wish the game could have better servers, especially the Singapore server. It's just way too often that I lost connection to server, even when I was playing only with bots. Also I hope there could be new maps as this one map gets kinda bold after hours.\nIn total this game is worth my money, would recommend to my friends.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Arturius1000', u'hours': 4.3, u'products': 565, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-09-21', u'text': u'This "game" is NOT Heroes of Might & Magic.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Dr. JustinSane', u'text': u'is an action RPG brilliantly blend with the real time strategy is the latest game released from the same company that brought us the amazing Nihilumbra. Opting for a retro-futuristic setting, the game pays homage to all things that made the 80\'s so funky! From the neon lights to the techno beats, Megamagic has it all!\nThe story starts with the father of two sons having no choice but to leave his children at their uncle\'s for their own safety as he is being hunted by entities known only as the "Erasers". Ten years after the event, the two boys, Phoban and Deimon, are all grown up and are naturals in magical arts. Having found their father\'s magical relics, they strive to become one of the many great wizards in the Order. Little did they know that the relics are actually ancient artifacts of immense power, capable of changing reality as we know it. Confused, hunted and separated, Phoban, along with ghostly companion Fum, must find a way to reunite with his brother and ultimately stop the mischievous plan of the Order.\nMegamagic plays a lot like being a Sorcerer class from the Diablo series with the abilities to summon Grims to do your bidding. Phoban moves by using the WASD keys, while the mouse targets the magic used. This game doesn\'t have any cooldown system so you\'re free to spam as fast as you can click your mouse. The catch, however, is that initially you have a very limited mana bar and laughable regeneration rate. Without any actual melee capabilities (there is one but is extremely weak and should only be used conditionally as Phoban is pretty much fragile), having zero mana leaves you to the mercy of your enemies and how good can you maneuver Phoban amidst the chaos while waiting for your mana bar to recharge.\nThe other important aspect, and where the real time strategy sets in place, is the summoning system. Summoning Grims (various monsters you\'ve encountered, researched and later crafted) are vital to your survival. Grims are generally controlled automatically by the AI (or to my surprised, by your friends too via local co-op!) by either defensive or offensive modes. These however aren\'t exactly effective when you\'re dealing with massive hordes, so take control of them as you would in an RTS game! Select your units, hold Shift, and hit Right Click to redirect them to where you precisely wanted them to be or attack. Each Grims also comes with varying active and passive abilities so customization and selection are possible to accommodate your play style.\n\nLet\'s move on to the Pros & Cons:\nIf you\'re a fan of the action RPG genre, fascinated by the 80\'s aesthetic in the same vein as Blood Dragon and Kung Fury and enjoys a good cartoon once in a while, then I have no trouble recommending it, even at the full $15 price tag. Rest assured you\'ll get your money\'s worth!', u'hours': 5.9, u'date': u'2016-04-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'422650', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 2814, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Distorting Tempo', u'text': u'Great game, love the scripting and how the story is set up in general.  Took a little while to get adjusted to the battle system ur screwed stuck at 2 summons, 3 is where the fun starts.  80s magic and zombies for the win.  Got into the Chapter 6 and it starts gliching, plz fix.', u'hours': 13.1, u'date': u'2016-04-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198151953748', u'product_id': u'422650', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 48, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Father Azerun', u'hours': 47.0, u'products': 2127, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2011-07-04', u'text': u'If there ever was a game to reccomend on July 4th, then freedom force would be it!  A great and often overlooked homage to Golden Age comics, this stop-action strategy game exudes teh love of comics adn hero fiction along with great gameplay and lots of customizations.  There are a lot of MODs to it as well, but the joy of the campaign will make you smile -- see also the sequel, FF v teh 3rd reich, which improved on some of the mechanics.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'lille_kattepus_', u'text': u"It seems like a good effort from someone much better than a just a beginning game maker or coder, but there's not much more to it than klicking places in the pond and adding creatures, which then dies after a few seconds or minutes. And that's it.", u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2016-11-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198048977815', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 16, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Luna', u'hours': 2.0, u'products': 12, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2014-07-11', u'text': u'Iron Sky was a cheesy movie, but was highly amusing. Iron Sky: Invasion.. cheesy game based off of cheesy movie, but still a goofy way to have some fun pewpewing invading moon nazis. Bought on sale.. game + DLC for inder $4. Worth it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'carynbatty', u'text': u"Pros: easy gameplay compared to theme hospital, interesting diseases, good set up.\ncons: Three hospitals only. Gave me about three hours worth of gameplay in total. Few bugs caused issues, the storyline was predictable and not being able to just skip the videos was ridiculous.\nIt is a good quick game, I think my kids would like it. But I won't be playing it again", u'hours': 4.1, u'date': u'2015-05-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198095548343', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 34, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'fromanussum', u'text': u'Outbreak on PS2 had better online than this piece of trash.', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-07-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'user_id': u'76561198043032421', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 427, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Kdlortz', u'hours': 2.3, u'products': 303, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-07-25', u'text': u'I got the game in the last humble bundle for cheap and i can say that this game deserves all the hate it gets. the multiplayer is unbalanced and dead and the singleplayer if you can call it that is just a bunch of repetitive objectives.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Jesus117101', u'text': u"I bought this game in a humble bundle for $1.\nI knew the game had a bad reputation, and was not even considered a Resident Evil game by many people.\nI gave it a chance and now i know i made a mistake.\nYou can play multiplayer with your friends or do solo online.\nor you can play the single player by yourself, which is itself, pretty much the multiplayer.\nSame gameplay and objectives, just all by yourself.\nThe worst part is, you can't even co-op it.\nNot reccommended for anyone who like games.\nThis is just a waste of time.", u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-07-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198048331590', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 107, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'pete the amazing', u'hours': 1.9, u'products': 152, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-03-25', u'text': u'this game made me hate my own country! why cant we be nice to polandball? i will write to government to get them to sort themselves out!!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Moras', u'text': u'WHERE IS HUNGARY?', u'hours': 4.3, u'date': u'2017-03-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 219, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Mike', u'text': u'Worst game I ever played. Going up the space has no point, you dont get any money for checkpoints or that you are higher doesnt mean you get more money from coins. You can play around first check point and collect money until you are ready to fly to the moon.Too long for this type of game. Terrible experience , I do not recommend . WASTE OF MONEY AND TIME.', u'hours': 10.8, u'date': u'2017-03-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198058966355', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 93, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Hurtbringer', u'text': u"If you like the first game you should like this one because it is basically more of the same. The only thing I don't like about this one are the timed attacks in combat. It reminds me of Super Mario rpg and that was about the only thing I didn't like in that game. It's fine though I guess but one other thing that bothers me is that combat takes a long time because you have a follow up attack on each attack that you can do, enemies have a lot of hp, and all attacks from you and the enemies take longer than in most games. Although I wish combat was quicker, it isn't too bad, especially since this is the type of game you only ever really play through once. I like the first game better because it seemed like it had more detail to the story and the world. This one seems to be a toned down version of the game, but it is still a fun game in its own right. Some of the reviews I've seen didn't like this game for whatever reason but like I said its basically about the same formula as the first one.\n7.5/10", u'hours': 5.8, u'date': u'2015-06-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 1142, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'The\u2122 Baron', u'hours': 7.2, u'products': 1296, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2015-06-22', u'text': u"Costume Quest 2's gameplay changes from the first game are for the better. The rock-paper-scissors mechanics add a layer of complexity, and the follow-up hits and counters are better than the first game's ways of adding interactivity to the fights.\nBeyond that, it plays pretty much the same. If you liked the first, you'll enjoy this one as well.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Amenty Gamer', u'text': u'I LOVE this game, it is the perfect follow up to the first one. The graphics still look great! The combat is amazing, the achievements are awesome and it is just a great game from start to finish. Liked the first one you will Love this one, If you haven\'t played the first you May become a bit confused with the story just cause it picks up after the last but not so much so that you would not enjoy the game, just some characters are "known" from the other game.\nGameplay: 10/10\nCombat:10/10\nStory: 9/10\n(Story only gets a 9 cause I would like the game to be longer, like a JRPG about Halloween kind of longer :D)', u'hours': 30.5, u'date': u'2015-06-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198028261016', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 146, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'SacredScout', u'text': u'Its Pacman, with guns.\nWhat more can you ask for?', u'hours': 2.3, u'date': u'2016-02-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 12, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 171, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Rex The Professional Dog Trainer', u'text': u"I spent 40 minutes on a game I said I'll try for a few minutes before bed", u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2016-02-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 164, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Rebrahimy', u'hours': 1.6, u'products': 62, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-02-15', u'text': u"For a buck, you really can't go wrong with this game. Think of it as a FPS Pacman, where you go around collecting spheres to progress while fighting against enemies. Its pretty fun, and with an active developer, who knows what this game may turn into.\nEDIT: Price changed to $1.99, but the game is still worth it.\nEDIT of EDIT: Updates are coming slow, but the developer is eager to inform the community that he is making progress in addressing all demands (which deserves some credit).\nEDIT^2: No updates as of now. F*ck this game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Infantry', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 43, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-20', u'text': u"every so often when I join a game, about 2 minutes in my game starts lagging immensely. I have an i5 and a 1050ti, so it isn't my build thats the problem. I have reinstalled and set the process for high and made sure the program was using my graphics card as my main graphics processor. Normally the games work fine but every once and a while they turn to\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665like that.\nPlus the game is buggy as \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665. I don't know why steam says I have ten minutes, because I probably have a good 4 hours of trying to play this game. but I just can't it \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665in sucks.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'dean_gav', u'text': u'Completely Dead and Sh*t. Not worth the money at all. DO NOT BUY', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-12-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198119382986', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 14, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Hot-CatGamer (\u03bb)\xb3', u'text': u'I Like Letting My Baby Die Its Funny!', u'hours': 19.3, u'date': u'2017-12-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198212612265', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 118, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'SapphireSmoke', u'text': u"When I first bought this port, I was concerned since so many people claimed it would constantly crash or have other techinical problems. However, when I played it I was at a constant 60 FPS and it didn't crash once. The ONLY issue I had with it was the rain, which for some reason got very milky white and intense in this version. There is a mod to fix it though, so it definitley wasn't game-breaking. Maybe those people were trying to play the game on a crappy computer? I'm unsure, but on my end, I didn't have any problems and it played flawlessly.\nOn a less technical note, this game is actually my favorite in the series. This is my second time playing it, having platted it once on the PS3, and I definitly wouldn't have bothered doing that (or playing it AGAIN, mind you) if it wasn't enjoyable. Yes, it's plot makes it obvious that they never planned for this sequel, but at least it ties in nicely with Lightning Returns. It's no longer linear (unlike it's predecessor pre-endgame), and the battle system brings everything good from the first game and allows you more customization in your battle teams with the addition of monsters (who can be infused with others for your own unique set up) as your third party member. I do miss having Lightning and the normal 'gang' around, but the addition of Caius, Yeul, and Noel, who are great characters in their own right, does make up for it. I think the only complaint I have about this game is the music - some of it, like the metal-esque sounding stuff - is a bit too much for me at times.\nJust give it a shot though. If it doesn't play on your computer then I suggest playing it on its original platform (or investing in a better machine), because overall it really is a good game.", u'hours': 37.8, u'date': u'2017-09-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 28, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Zedja', u'hours': 2.8, u'products': 17, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-09-24', u'text': u"Garbage, it has 3x the issues its predecessor had. From bad quality to crashes every 5 minutes when venturing into new areas, or when new fiends animate.\nIf anything I'd suggest trying it on console and definitely Not PC.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'CirCra', u'text': u"Was enjoying the game until 2 game breaking bugs occured.\nKeep in mind I scoured forums and support articles in attempt to fix my issues to no success.\n1. 50/50 chance that when saving the game crashes (without saving). This is linked to an issue with cloud sync. If you turn cloud sync off, there is no more saving issues. Good to go right? No.\n2. after disabling cloud sync I encountered another bug. Endless loading screens. When attempting to load into a new area the game infinitely load (waited nearly an hour at one point to see if anything would happen). If I turn cloud sync back on this wouldn't happen. But then issue number 1 came back.\nCouldn't get a refund due to my 6 hours of play time (over 4 hours of that time was trouble shooting), and since I waited a long itme since purchase to play the game (2 week window you can refund).\nPotentially enjoyable game if you don't enouncter these issues. Glad I bought them on sale. Enjoy my money steam/square enix, I know I won't be enjoying the game.", u'hours': 5.8, u'date': u'2017-09-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198001399728', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 135, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'dankface', u'text': u'please make a mac version.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 13, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'ThePigKing', u'hours': 15.1, u'products': 51, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u'very hard to do but u can make good animations', u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'World War 1 Engineer', u'hours': 1305.1, u'products': 8, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u"Pain to get used to, but it's a good hobby and time passer.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Ocelot', u'text': u"It's a game that feels and plays like a 90s RPG. Emphasises story, characters and dialog over combat, making the former very good and the latter mediocre.", u'hours': 6.5, u'date': u'2016-09-29', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 205, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Kikbak', u'text': u'Just completed the game and I\'m not sure if I would ever play it again.  Inquisitor really shines with its \'90s CRPG nostalgia goodness, but delivers a frustrating experience in certain key areas.  For TLDR, skip to section below for Final Judgement.\n- Dark and mature storyline.  There aren\'t any jump-scares of course but some of the things the antagonists do/say can really give you the creeps.\n- Background and lore.  There is a nicely developed history to this world that unfolds throughout the gameplay.  It is sufficient to add a nice bit of depth and urgency to the current situation you are trying to resolve.\n- Item descriptions - Wow.  Someone really likes detail, especially with the descriptions on the weapons and armor.  Who knew there are specific differences between various knives such as dagger, kris, stilletto, dirk, etc. just for example.\n- The MUSIC - oh man!  This was great stuff and really added to the ambiance of the game.  Somber tunes - nothing frilly as this is a world on the brink of destruction and that seems to be weighing heavily on the citizens.  "Buy some Steam games people and let your worries pass you by!"\n- Secret caches are everywhere which provide nice little bonuses to add to your gold and inventory.  Most are just potions and maybe a couple of items while others have armors and even some nice weapons.\n- Magic Seals/Symbols can be used in place of spells.  These are mainly attack spells with an elemental aspect - fire, ice, electricity, etc.  Some just shoot out a single projectile while others are able to hit multiple enemies.\n- Lots of skills - I was able to tailor my character to my play style\n- Party members have likes/dislikes.  You may have to choose between 2 or more party members since one could be threatening to leave.  "It\'s the end of the world people!  Can\'t we just get along?"\n- A nice, deep magic system with several schools and multiple spells for each school.\n- Very nicely detailed graphics.  Paintings, mosaics, and stained glass windows all look very cool to me.\n- Sound may not match what you see on screen.  For example, when you enter a tavern it sounds like it is full of patrons but there are like one or two NPCs\n- Clicking on team members accidentally during fights brings up a dialogue box to ask the person to leave the party.  Just annoying.\n- Very limited hotbar slots (just 10) and three of these really should be reserved for drinking the three main potions\n- Equipment in shops really does not improve as you get to higher level towns.\n- Shops provide all services such as repair and identification.  I suppose the old wise woman who sells potions also subcontracts out to fix my full plate armor?\n- No strategy to torturing would-be suspects and the device chosen is just up to the player.  Why not have certain suspects more susceptible to the rack or iron maiden?  Actually, the more I think about this, the more disturbed I get, so moving on . . .\n- Some animations do not seem to be as developed as others.  Fighting animations were wooden.\nOh where to begin?  So many!  And this game could have been a classic!  I just have to scratch my head on some of the decisions that went into these.\n- Your character will need to go through a withdrawal program at the end of the game due to all the poitions consumed (health, magic, and stamina).  Some fights can be won not through strategy, equipment, or skill but simply through spamming those potions.  And be prepared to dedicate at least the majority of your inventory to carrying around hundreds of those things.  I mean, really, the mobs likely hear you coming from a mile away due to all the klinking glass.\n- Story, while deep and well-written, gets very confusing and muddled.  The in-game quest journal has multiple sections and isn\'t helpful at times to figure out what to do next.\n- Questing can be quite frustrating.  I grew up on these games so am used to not having huge glowing markers throughout the game to point out who to talk to or where to go next.  But seriously, there needs to be a balance between the challenge of the quest and providing sufficient information to the player so they understand what to do.  A perfect example is that the developers added a hint to one of the loading screens as to how to kill one of the vampire bosses after a trend in feedback from players.  This type of info should be included in the actual game.  As well written as the game is, this oversight is surprising.\n- Related to the item above, it can be confusing on how to advance the story.  I know person X is guilty, but I can\'t unlock the dialogue to arrest him until I speak with person Y who I spoke with previously but now because of event Z is ready to spill the beans on all the nastiness from person X.  This leads to wandering around speaking with many prior NPCs or a trip to the forums.\n- Bugs!! - I experienced four main types of bugs in the game: 1) Red blobs appear over inventory, map, or hotbar.  Can play a short bit until game CTDs, 2) Game CTDs immediately due to Inquisitor.exe error 3) Corrupted save game slots which required a manual deletion of the corrupted file and then re-load of a previous saved game (lost progress - boo) 4) After fight with boss Cerdie my NPC companion kept dying every fifteen seconds or so.  He had no negative effects on him according to the game, but I would res him, we would walk along, and then he\'d die again.  Apparently this is a known issue with this boss and luckily only impacted my companion rather than my own character.  I just proceeded without that companion (may he rest in peace).\n- Certain mobs can PERMANENTLY reduce your character\'s stats.  I once lost several points in strength to a sub-boss.  Some may think that this is part of the game and move on, but I personally do not agree with losing that many points when you only get a few to spend every level-up.  I re-loaded that session.\n- Negative effects (poison, insanity, slowness,etc.) are all too frequently applied to your character and can last up to about 2 minutes in real time.  When affected by one of these in dungeons, I would often just stop walking around until the effect wore off.\n- EVERYTHING seems to be trapped - chests, doors.  This makes lock-picking an almost crucial skill to have or you can get killed by just opening a door.  This happened several times until I was able to get my skill high enough.\nIt really pains me to do this, but for the areas where I truly enjoyed this game, it is overwhelmed by the negative aspects and I am giving thumbs down.  Inquisitor truly deserves its currently mixed rating.  It would be great if at some point, someone modded this thing to be what it truly could be.  If the developers came out with a sequel, and applied improvements based on player feedback, then I would certainly be very interested in that product.  I am giving it the ol\' thumbs down based on how I would/would not recommend to a friend.  However, if you enjoy \'90s CRPGs in this 3/4 view format that do not hold your hand and are nicely written, then maybe give this one a try.  Just don\'t expect a Baldur\'s Gate or Planescape Torment.', u'hours': 127.5, u'date': u'2016-09-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'user_id': u'76561197995253696', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 496, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Cylexus', u'text': u'This game was excellent, I will admit the combat was lacklustre and repetive and even dated to be brutally honest. But the story was top notch, And investigating crimes and seeking out heresy, finding leads and the dialogue was 100%. I became thoroughly immersed in this game and I would gladly buy a sequel if they ever made one.', u'hours': 95.6, u'date': u'2016-09-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198040919135', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 504, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Bondaw', u'text': u'The second game of this (this one) is fantastic and the story that fallows it is riviting and enjoyable. It fallows the point and click adventure play style, and the puzzles are more difficult then the last game. I highly recomend this game to evrey one!', u'hours': 6.3, u'date': u'2016-04-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198077259320', u'product_id': u'277270', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 307, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Dime Najdo', u'text': u'It really is a great and fun game to play and it also gives me some childhood memory Its not that hard if you think your way through the whole game it really is i great game and i also cant wait for part 3', u'hours': 7.5, u'date': u'2016-03-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198171657893', u'product_id': u'277270', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 26, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'MRLia', u'text': u'Good and fun to play.', u'hours': 8.2, u'date': u'2016-03-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198047492053', u'product_id': u'277270', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 52, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'goth_germany', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 37, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'text': u'So far the game is nice. If you like walking simulators and/or games that have meaning to them, this is a game for you. The tutorial is a little useless as the controls are standard but it is short. I look forward to playing more.  Here is a video on my channel where I play through one doorway.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'[JOIN MY NEW GROUP] Doge Master', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 8, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u'Short game to waste a little time on. You play as a character and can do stuff such as be in dreams & more. Definitely one to check out.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Headless Horseman', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 41, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u'Nice "Walking Simulator" It\'s Pretty Good It\'s Been Years When I First Played This I think I Played It In "2016" Or Something Like That Well Tbh It\'s Great. (IT\'S FINE.)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u"s'krrra!", u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 219, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-09-20', u'text': u"Beautiful, stylish, simple, engaging.\nThe art style alone is a great reason to get this game - worlds reminiscent of Dali's paintings, Escher-style architecture, psychedelic sound design... the atmosphere is great. I especially like the eerily voiced narrator.\nThe puzzles are satisfying and start off simple.\nI'm pretty sure that people of all ages can enjoy this game.\nBig congratulations to the devs for releasing such a nicely polished title, AND FOR FREE! (20/09/2017 Steam deal)", u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'BackstabberDC', u'hours': 7.2, u'products': 57, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-09-20', u'text': u"Crazy art style, good soundtrack and great concept make this game a keeper. Considering it's free at the moment, I can highly recommend it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Vlokecraft', u'text': u'Its Ok...\nIt was weird and it did not fit.\nOtherwhise pretty good.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-09-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198041413037', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 41, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'credendo', u'hours': 9.2, u'products': 398, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-21', u'text': u"An utterly charming game that manages to take match three, basic beat em up combat, and Iron Chef and elevate the usual cooking mama format you would expect into something requiring actual strategy and thought.\nCombine that with excellent voice work, wonderful animation and a game that slowly ramps up the difficulty and you have an experience well worth the money.\nI'm about 7 hours into the campaign with two chapters to go, and I'm only stopping playing because sleep is a thing we have to do. For those that don't like match three games, or don't like the cooking mama style games, this may be the right game to change your mind. None of the gameplay systems feel overly heavy, and even the puzzle sections are clever and thoughtful.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'stealth720', u'text': u'Great game, new concept.\nHunt food, fight monsters, cook food, judge food, get loot, buy bettter gear, rinse and repeat :)', u'hours': 5.2, u'date': u'2017-11-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197970222798', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 601, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Ghab', u'hours': 21.1, u'products': 130, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-21', u'text': u"Combining a very interesting and well executed blend of genres, this game is definetly a great breath of fresh air and worth checking out. The combat gives of vibes similar to what I've experienced in Vanillaware games, and the puzzle section is very interesting too, way moreso than just a simplistic match three formula that I initially expected while awaiting the release of this game. The presentation is great, the voiceacting very well done, and the character roster seems really cool from what I've played so far.\nIf you're curious about this game, definitely give it a spin!\nVive le Brigade!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'excr', u'text': u"I'm not generally an RPG person, but this surprising little gem really transcends its genre - it's so well crafted that it completely absords you. I can't quite put my finger on what it is that makes this game so good, there's just something about the balance and atmosphere that really stands out,\nThere's a strong sandbox element (the trade mechanics are surprisingly sophisticated and very accessible) and it's rewarding to develop your crew and create synergies for space/crew combat or missions, but at the heart of the game are the charcters and stories you interact with, giving it a bit more personality than other open-world games.\nAdmittedly, it's still in an early stage of development and some characters and stories are yet to be fully fleshed out, but the frequent updates and incredible responsiveness (and friendliness) of the devs are really heartening to see - a purchase I definitely don't regret!", u'hours': 32.0, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198073430344', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 57, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'[fgt]Voodoo_101', u'text': u"A ship combat, dice roll game,  similar to FTL but without the real time combat.\ntbh the framework is there for a really good game\nI don't like how often combat is available. 3/5 chance of ship encounter per roll is not unusual. Maybe add more card types, like nuetral cards with very minor effects.\nI dislike the current movement system in combat, it feels really clunky, underexplained, and maybe even low effort. Why can't I advance? Why can't they retreat? How do you fail at moving forward if the enemy ship failed at moving backwards?\nCombat is also a little low interactivity, I'd like to see more info on their ship and mine. Maybe get to aim weapons too.\nPlayable as is.", u'hours': 8.1, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198039738529', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 134, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u"I'm Not Blade", u'text': u"I've been burned by Early Access games MANY times before. This game however, is amazing. For an early version, it sure has TONS to offer and the game isn't tailored to one particular playstyle. If you like space combat, you have different appertunities to fight, or pillage. If you want ground combat or ship-to-ship melee, it has you covered. Don't want to fight at all? Totally doable as well.\nThis game is pretty deep and interesting, DOES have a bit of learning curve, but more or less, it is about figuring out your playstyle, you'll have tons of fun once you figure out what lane you are supposed to be in.", u'hours': 25.6, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198020807647', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 144, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'\u262fLunaEirin\u262f', u'text': u'So It Begins...', u'hours': 4.4, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 372, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Bart Bot', u'text': u'Control a crimson slayer and make these little fairy/monster behave, sometime Gods.', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198049490989', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 161, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Princess Nue', u'text': u"HAKUREI - HAI\nJINJA NO - HAI\nBIMBO MIKO! - HAI SEKAI!\nSYAMEIMARU!\nBtw.: good shmup game, great soundtrack (well it's ZUN), notsogreat character arts (also ZUN).", u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 556, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'braindead crumbsnatcher', u'hours': 124.0, u'products': 19, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'hardware intensive, but worth the cpu usage.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'[TSM] MaxitoWEEE', u'hours': 38.9, u'products': 15, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'The best game :D', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'SaladAss', u'text': u'love strip club', u'hours': 21.0, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198411882612', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 12, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'okaashii', u'hours': 25.8, u'products': 186, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u"I want to start this off by saying that I am trying to get into visual novels, so this review is for people like me who haven't really played them before. I knew about Higurashi and had seen the first season of the anime, so when I saw the bundle on sale I figured what the heck.\nHigurashi, When They Cry: Ch1 is a visual novel, meaning there is little to no interaction or choice.  You will read the story as it is presented to you, evaluate new tips between segments, and follow the progress of the protagonist, Keiichi. It's also important to note this is Ch1 of the four chapter questions arc. Don't expect the mysteries to be wrapped up in a nice bow by the end. You'll leave with more questions than answers.\nSo, what a ride! The characters have good chemistry and aren\u2019t slapped together cliches. The mystery aspects are captivating. I'm a huge horror fan and don't get scared easily, but there were moments when I found myself glancing over my shoulder and feeling really\ncreeped out. The anime didn't come close to doing that for me. I cannot wait to start episode 2. If you like anime or just don't mind sitting back and reading a scrolling story, I would give this a shot, especially if it's on sale. You're going to put in a LOT of time reading it, so set up the auto scroll and sit back and relax. If you can, play in a dark room alone with headphones in. Story is a slow burn but worth it.\nOh, and I played with and without the PS3 patches, and I have to say: get the patches! It's sort of mind numbing without them. You can search for the links, I found them on a reddit post. Seems sketchy but install worked fine.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'DotThat', u'hours': 12.2, u'products': 76, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'From "Hau~ Omochikaeri~~~" to "USODA". Boy, that escalated quickly.\nRecommended if you watched the anime, but it\'s a great game for everyone who loves this genre. Note that you won\'t have to choose anything during the gameplay.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'osnuf61', u'text': u"I get an error with the refox games steam launcher.\nSo I can't launch my game and I hope the devs will patch this quickly.\nThe game itself is pretty fun.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-12-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198070740632', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 60, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'ILoveBlackPeople64', u'text': u"Game is garbage, If you like having no internet all day and getting trash talked. Then this game is for you\n1/10 wouldn't play again.", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2016-12-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198150445636', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 11, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Antonio', u'text': u'I had a lot more to say about this game but unfortunately my computer shut down before the submit so here\'s the gist of it- RF is a unique MMO that has progressed very little since it\'s initial launch. The community is cancer (basically everyone thinks they\'re either some sort of demi-god or the irl manifestation of their anime character of choice). And the developers are cancer too. My non-existent pet hamster could code circles around the developers. I wish I was exaggerating. We\'ve had problems with usernames and e-mail addresses being revealed in the past. They can\'t even implement a t-shirt without breaking the game a little. There are plenty of bugs and glitches in this game and if you decide to play you\'ll probably learn how to exploit a few.\nDon\'t be surprised if you end up asking yourself questions like "Why did I get kicked out of a room for working as a team in TEAM MODE" or "Why am I being harassed for fighting on a fighting game?" (NHAA rooms) as a newbie. Eventually you\'ll just come to the conclusion that the community is re|tarded and quit or continue to play until the game inevitably closes for like the third time. The majority of the playerbase created their accounts during 2007-2013 so you\'ll also have your butt handed to you more often than not until you get the hang of things. Hopefully the amateur channel will become as active as it once was so that players can semi-enjoy the game for awhile instead of being fish food for the veteran players.\nRumble fighter is free to play but it is NOT free to have fun. Most of the items are premium currency OR rare "event" items (event is in quotations bc for some reason an event is basically swiping ur credit card on this game) anyway the event items require a ton of grinding for not so worth it prizes or your money. The previous hosts would at least make it worth our while but for some reason RedFox is heart-set of giving the community timed items. You will also be bombarded with boxed content that will later be nerfed.\nThe overall concept of this game is fantastic. Its whats kept it running so long. But the game feels like an indie cash grab and for that reason I would never recommend it to anyone.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-12-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 6, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Mr.selfmusing', u'text': u'I Am Vengeance. I Am The Night. I Am The Batman.', u'hours': 9.0, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198159962184', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 24, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Avner~.KaPPa', u'hours': 4.6, u'products': 97, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'waow', u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Peloncillo Skinhub.com', u'text': u'Honestly, thanks to this game I became merged into the Batman Universe. 10/10', u'hours': 11.2, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198064373732', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 54, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Baby Beluga', u'text': u"First and foremost, this is a great implementation of the original board game. The execution of the game's rules along with a clean user interface and having absolutely no set-up time makes it desirable.\nHowever, the pay-to-play model that they employ is a travesty. If it were a one-time purchase, I would buy in a heartbeat because of the potential to reach a larger player base. Unfortunately, as it is, I would only suggest playing the free scenarios, using the limited free plays they offer and, if you really enjoy it, purchase the actual board game. It's just too bad the publisher had to be greedy on this one!", u'hours': 11.9, u'date': u'2016-08-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198027022880', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 21, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'birchography', u'hours': 11.6, u'products': 141, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-07-28', u'text': u'I can definitely recommend this to board game fans. A faithful representation of the game. It has a small but friendly online community, lots of free play opportunities and many maps to explore and get your head around tactically. Good fun.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'sepand', u'text': u'I gave it a a down because of their pay to play but their UI and everytjing else is great. It was a great demo for the board game ! first 2 missions are free so give it a try and if liked it go for the board game it comes out cheaper than purchasing in game coins.', u'hours': 5.1, u'date': u'2016-07-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198044075114', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 241, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Mrtvo mace', u'text': u'fdggdgdf', u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198158945626', u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 5, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 43, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'NIANIA', u'text': u'Very nice game art.', u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198126061738', u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 178, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'YETI', u'text': u'Very good puzzllle game.', u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198123442495', u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 483, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Mal', u'text': u'This game \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing sucks.', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-07-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198010786164', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 435, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'The Jolly Robber', u'text': u'dead community.\ndont bother', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-07-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198045388490', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 144, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'i love streaming-chan', u'text': u'oh wow', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2017-07-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 266, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'DiceGabba', u'hours': 5.7, u'products': 10, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-03-20', u'text': u'cheap and entertaining, what not to like.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Mr P. Knees', u'text': u'Cute little game with harmless humor and as far as I can see no flaws. Pretty basic, but runs smooth, supports 4k and you can even create your own countryballs.', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-03-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198038126975', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 107, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'big brain centrist', u'hours': 4.0, u'products': 63, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-03-19', u'text': u'Fantastic game, lots of great European political humor with simple yet fun gameplay.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Sandwich Maker 2000', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 664, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2015-06-17', u'text': u'Costume Quest is under rated and seriously awesome. I loved the first and this one is pretty awesome too ! Definitely worth the buy!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'gary', u'text': u'An extremely dull sequel.  This is the worst kind of boring tripe, it improves on nothing and adds next to nothing (apart from an almost useless map).  It feels just like an expansion pack for the first game.  This is a pure "phone it in" sequel.  The combat is almost identical but they managed to make it worse since you have to now pick a sticker rather than have them on your characters.  The enemies are blander than the first game and your own attacks are duller.  One character even refuses to fight.  It also shamelessly repeats the gameplay from the first game, hint to Double Fine, finding six kids that are NOT hidden at all is not fun.\nAll too quickly I became bored and avoided combat.  This is terrible sequel that is mired in its own blandness.\nI bought it in the sale and still feel ripped off.  Buy the first game instead (this game assumes you\'ve played that one anyway).', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2015-06-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197999737264', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 359, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'mrguy0807', u'text': u"Mainly recommended for fans of the first game. In some ways it's a little disappointing that this is so close to the original game. Combat is a little bit better and the treats cards are more useful but overall exactly the same as the first game. The format of going to different areas and trick or treating is the same as well but I find it very fun and don't mind it at all. Also, I'm a little surprised that the game didn't expand into new territory in terms of holiday themes. The first game was obviously Fall but the DLC Grubbins on Ice was set in the Winter and had Christmas themes and references. So I expected this to continue that theme and have Spring themes or Easter references, something like that but instead it returns to the original Halloween Fall theme. Which makes a lot of sense I suppose since it is the original premise for the game and where most of the themes come from.\nThat said though, when the game was starting I was sort of disappointed in the way it looked like the story was being set up. A dentist wants to end Halloween and make candy illegal so everyone can have clean teeth so it's up to the kids to save Halloween. Are you kidding me? That's the most cliched holiday plot I've ever heard. So, I had a bad taste in my mouth starting out. However, I was really won over. The writing is very good. The side quests have really good plots and are fun to do and everything about the cliched main storyline ending up being better than I expected. The evil dentist ends up being a very tragic figure and ends up having a great character arc.\nIf you're a fine of Double Fine and their writing style this is a very fun game and despite how much it repeats the first oen the combat and overall gameplay is a lot of fun. To really appreciate it you have to have played the first one though.", u'hours': 13.2, u'date': u'2015-06-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197995200857', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 177, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'I Kill You In My Dream', u'hours': 1.9, u'products': 18, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-02-15', u'text': u'Best And Simple Game!!!! Moder Pac Man!!!\nI hope u can make more weapons! more ability! more n more!!!!\n8/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Chuckles', u'text': u"Alright, so I'm no writer or anything but I like voicing my opinion when I find good games, and this, is a great game.\nPROS:\n1. Cheap\n2. Fun\n3. Great for non gaming pc's\n4. Lightweight download\n5. Unlimited Ammo\n6. Ability to slow down time\n7. Rage inducing (which I personally like in a game)\n8. Distructable enviroment\nCON:\n1. No Invert mouse option\n2. No in game menu\n3. No weapon shop or costumability\n4. No Multiplayer\n5. No Multiple game modes, some would be Survival, Hardcore, Multiplayer, Team Deathmatch, and others, I understand that this is not a FPS game like Call Of Duty or Battlefield, but I really do love this game and I think it would be more fun with these options.\nSo, if you like a game like Call of Duty, Counter Strike: Global Offensive, or Battlefield, then this is not the game for you, but if you like simple fun games that you can just hop on and play, then this is the game for you... :D", u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2016-02-14', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 103, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'wr.exe', u'text': u"Excellent arcade game. Mostly polished, utilizes unity's physics for entertaining destructible environments and ragdoll, and very enjoyable gameplay.\nThis game is underpriced at .99\nThe developer also seems very responsive, and I have high hopes for future updates.", u'hours': 6.4, u'date': u'2016-02-14', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198043410700', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 208, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Gamboleer', u'text': u'I started playing this without realizing it was essentially the third in a series: Solarix, De-Void, Planet Ancyra Chronicles. I\'ve cleared the first two areas and am stopping at this point to go back to the other games.\nThat said, there\'s enough content in this game to play it without having experienced anything prior. You wake up in a space station, and something has gone terribly wrong. The (station?) AI speaks to you, and sends you on your first task. The puzzles, if you could call them that, are trivially simple; you simply need to gather a few specific objects and use them in a few specific places. The plot is revealed mostly through voice with a few interactive terminals and audio logs scattered about. There are some minor jump scares, nothing too bad (I dislike horror games, and they didn\'t bother me). This is, at its heart, a walking simulator with light adventure elements.\nAlthough it\'s not really possible to get lost because the environments are mostly on rails, I did have a little annoying backtracking trying to find that exact object I needed to proceed, and the map isn\'t very useful because it\'s non-dynamic 2D art that doesn\'t show your position and didn\'t seem to accurately display the layout of the 3D terrain.\nThe environments are evocative, gritty, and nicely detailed. They\'re mostly non-interactive, however; you\'re only allowed to interact with the very limited number of items necessary to move the story forward. The writing was good, and the voice acting mostly excellent, though I didn\'t care for the actress (Betty?) who kept speaking in my head; although she spoke her lines with good affect, she has that Borg "let\'s all speak the same way" accent that has taken over 90% of Millennial American women in the last 10 years, making them sound like perpetual teenagers. Yes, I\'m a curmudgeon, but I grew up in an age where there was a clear divide between how teens and grown women spoke, and it\'s weird to me when I have women who sound like they\'re 15 years old doing the voice acting.', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-08-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198130948719', u'product_id': u'324060', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 1740, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'mickbro64', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 159, u'product_id': u'324060', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-08-17', u'text': u"It's  basicaly Solarix with no threating AI.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'kerry', u'text': u"What's not to like about this? Free chapters that flesh the story out well and Devoid with the amount of save points it should have had in the first place. I really enjoyed this version. A great way to answer some critisism and much appreciated. If you love exploring this is great value and on top of that it's complete.", u'hours': 9.8, u'date': u'2017-08-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197970837903', u'product_id': u'324060', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 198, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'duster killer death 156', u'text': u'good game not too glitchey and a little hard', u'hours': 3.6, u'date': u'2017-12-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198390234159', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 5, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'V_046', u'text': u'anyone wanna play im bored', u'hours': 5.9, u'date': u'2017-12-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198331751955', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 2, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Guggera', u'text': u'Best.. Game EVER', u'hours': 6.0, u'date': u'2017-12-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198276688334', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 48, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Lucious Cow Pussy', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 68, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-12', u'text': u'this game is teribble the mechanics are trash theres is no character or weapon balance and zero gravity makes it unplayable', u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'luckyshot5135', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 160, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-11', u'text': u"This is what happens when you mix politics, and games it simply doesn't work and cliffy b was quite abrasive about it, the game is fun but nobody plays it and for good reason it's generic it doesn't feel special.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'dj\xe6vle john', u'text': u'DEAD GAME HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-12-11', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 157, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Doctor', u'text': u'Really wish this game had a combat system.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-03-18', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198290999601', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 98, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'pirate89RAWR', u'hours': 2.9, u'products': 137, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-03-11', u'text': u"A fantasticly refreshing take on stealth and RPG games, Ghost of a Tale is a must buy, even in its early access form. I am certain this game will be the best indie game once it is fully released. The details are incredible. As a mouse, Tilo moves and behaves exactly as you'd expect. He sniffs the air, gets on all fours to run, and uses his toes like a mouse would. Although it is cute and fun, do not write this game off as easy! Not only are there some difficult stealth challenges, but there are also puzzles and strategic issues. Give Ghost of a Tale a try. I promise you'll be in love.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'moopaul', u'text': u"What a great game,cannot wait for the next one.A couple of bugs but that did'nt spoil the game me.Plenty of things to do and collect.", u'hours': 26.9, u'date': u'2017-03-01', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198028626960', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 177, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Verakum', u'text': u'A good fast paced platformer game... LOVE IT recommended.', u'hours': 10.8, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198050360176', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 0, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 178, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Ares', u'hours': 9.3, u'products': 165, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'text': u'N I N J A?\nP R E S E N T!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'jwilliams1117', u'hours': 3.4, u'products': 355, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-16', u'text': u'It\'s a fairly fun game, but the reliance on a "snap to an object" interaction with your environment screws you the player and makes for a really clunky platformer. :/', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Tommy v2', u'text': u'Save your time and money. This game runs poory, crashes doing complicated things like "Please save my game" and is generally furstrating, annoying to play and nonsensical. The time-travelling aspect would\'ve been cool if you actually cared about the plot or anyone involved in it.\nThe, uh... music is good!\nSeriously, just think about it: the same money spent making this game could\'ve gone to remastering Parasite Eve or making a new Valkyrie Profile game.', u'hours': 16.3, u'date': u'2017-09-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198087137569', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 88, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'maskedlord76', u'text': u"\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665this port! I literally cant go 10 minutes without the game freezing. When an enemy appears, when the game saves, when a cutscene ends or begins, it constantly freezes up. It somehow unfreezes when i press Ctrl+Alt+Del but 2 minutes later it freezes again! How the \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 did it get released! And why, despite so many ppl reporting the problems on forums did it NEVER get patched! I'm appalled! I'm flabbergasted! I'm mortified! 13 and 13-3 ports were perfect, this one feels like SE took a turd and put it on a facking sale! I have NEVER seen a port this bad!\nMy specs:\ncpu: Core i5 4460\ngpu; RX 580 8gb\nram : 8gb", u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2017-09-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 959, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'LiTh', u'text': u"Please save your money and dont buy this game if you have windows 10. I've tried everything to get this game working to no avail. Game keeps crashing everywhere and you end up re-doing alot of the same\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665over and over because the save system is\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665! Windows 10 is not supported under recommended specs. Unfortunitly something you tend to not read so hope u reading this ;).", u'hours': 7.3, u'date': u'2017-09-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198030455558', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 114, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Big Dee', u'hours': 25.4, u'products': 56, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u"Not the best software I've ever used, but it meets todays 3D Computer Model-Based Animation standards. Wonderful mods and sounds in the Steam Workshop, great animation tools, and extreme exporting utilities. I reccomend it for animators and poster makers everywhere who are looking for a good starting point as far as software goes.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'ISUX', u'hours': 67.7, u'products': 498, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-08-21', u'text': u'This game is actually really good. There is real depth to this game and like the diablo series randomly generated items ranging from potions to rings. It feels like a cross between Arcanum, Baldurs Gate, Diabo while making itself a rich experience of its own. NPCs either like you or dont and you unfluence dialogue by your skills or your choices. If you see this on sale its worth the the regular price, I grabbed this on sale thinking id get an hour but found this experience to actually draw me in over and over.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Jester', u'hours': 53.4, u'products': 689, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-08-20', u'text': u'I was pleasantly surprised by this game. It has immense, richly developed lore. Every last God-forgotten potion, or minor item, has imaginative description, just like in Baldurs Gate. Dialogues are good and non-lianear, you can side with or against many NPCs, you can choose to befriend them, torch them in a Holy Flame or let them loose. General mood and gameplay are close to Diablo 1, very dark and intriguing. So, my concusion is that this is not some cheap attempt at depth, as it may seem simply because this game is being sold at 80 percent off very often. This is actually a finely crafred RPG, which may appeal to both BG and Diablo camps of gamers.\nEDIT: This game is my nomination for first Steam Awards in category Best Unknown Game. And in 2017 I nominate it again in Better than Expected category.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'DIGI', u'text': u"I want my money back, finally gotten time to sit down to this and I was greeted with an over-saturated pixel game of a slow walking tombstone that doesn't even have synced animations.\nI love a Good RPG, specially an old one and this one looked promising.\nThis is not, the developers really should be ashamed.\ncorners were cut in development, graphically and mechanically. and it gave an underwelming performance that left me chasing bats in a tutorial phase.\nthe story might be good, the mystery and world maybe fleshed out, but whats the point if the main character and combat mechanics are this bad?", u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2016-08-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 516, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'alexc24', u'text': u'The first game is WONDERFUL. Refreshing, great puzzles (although you might need a walkthrough for all the combinations), great cutscenes and graphics and a great ending, maybe a fitting ending to the game and not to leave room for a sequel.\nThe second one, this one, is like the first - except someone decided to take the first and sh** all over it. First of all, the voice acting. This woman is ideal as Kate Walker from the Syberia series, but in this one, it\'s like a hotline for doctors; "now I need my bandage" she says, in an all seductive voice. There is also the WORST kind of puzzle: eating. As a castaway, you CANNOT be expecting a full course. So, when you offer the characters a raw egg TWICE, they will say "No, not this, I need something else for a change." You ARE ON A F****** ISLAND, YOU STUPID B****. Let me send a buffet, hold on. And those "energy bars". Fill them up, but don\'t give them TWO raw eggs no no no...\nAlso, I wish there was an option where you WOULD NOT have to see the characters blink and watch you move, eat, talk to your cellphone and other activities... Creepy.\nFurthermore, the ending SUCKS. There are two ways to end the game and the one sucks so much I\'m not even going to write it.\nOn the positive side, there are many new locations and a lot to explore.\nSo, if you are looking for a game to smash your nerves to pieces and make you hate adventure gaming, it\'s here.\nThank you Microids. You officialy SUCK.', u'hours': 4.1, u'date': u'2016-03-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'277270', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 51, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Rexxars', u'hours': 2.7, u'products': 381, u'product_id': u'277270', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-03-06', u'text': u"Captivating game, provided you're a fan of Jules Verne.\nThe Mysterious Island is one of my favorite books from JV, and I loved both games. They take place after the book story.\nCount around 10 hours for each game if you're not looking at the solution, more if you explore everything.\nThe craft and exploration are also real fun,  because it's all linked to the book story & lore.\n+++", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'[DoN] nVader', u'hours': 10.7, u'products': 186, u'product_id': u'277270', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-01-24', u'text': u"If you like the first one, you'll probably love this one.\nThe puzzles are rather open ended, there is an interesting story, and the atmosphere is splendid.\nIn my opinion the difficulty of the puzzles is perfect. Challenging, but not impossible. And you'll come up with some pretty creative solutions when you play.\nCompared to the first game, this one seems much bigger. I would say 2-3 times as big. It took me 10 hours to complete, and I was neither fast nor slow I think. There are many new mechanics, so it is definitely not just the first game all over. It continues where the first game left and adds a bunch of new stuff that make a lot of sense.\nDefinitely recommend to any fan of this genre.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Bombur the Dwarf', u'text': u'WTF is this game?', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198078897600', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 14, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'\u262f\uff4a\uff41\uff44\uff45\uff44\u262f', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 25, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u"Such an odd experience. I can't say i didnt enjoy myself, while also asking weird life questions.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Nilla', u'text': u'Honestly really fun and has great messages. Picking this up for free is worth it totally. The downside is how comically punishing this game is. There are a few specific stages (yes the kid and grandpa for the sleeping section) where if you mess up it sends you out completely rather than just restarting, which adds a level of patience for every time you see the loading screen. THIS BEING SAID its an awesome indie adventure I recomend to anyone who wants to enjoy a solid game', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198128018971', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 39, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'\U0001d58a\U0001d583\U0001d594 | Psycocat', u'hours': 3.2, u'products': 264, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-09-19', u'text': u'good game :)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Sasstic', u'hours': 8.1, u'products': 509, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-21', u'text': u'Iron Chef with a dangerous pantry.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Tzivya', u'hours': 15.4, u'products': 421, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-21', u'text': u"As a kickstarter supporter of this, I am overall pleased as punch. The art is gorgeous, the gameplay is smooth, the characters likeable (Except those that aren't, for obvious reasons!). If I have any complaints, it is that I wish there were more. But I know most of the things on my wishlist they are working on, so it is only a matter of time! If you like offbeat games, don't miss it. If you liked the old Japanese Iron Chef, definately play this. :)", u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Yesoman', u'hours': 14.6, u'products': 248, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-21', u'text': u'Its \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing great', u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'terribleOpera', u'text': u"Extremely deep sci-fi experience that won't let you down and won't let you leave once you are immersed.\nLooking forward to many more hours exploring this complex universe.\nSome UI tweaks and a tutorial would be a major step in the right direction - took a little while to get used to the navigation of the menus; however, once I was up to speed the story far surpassed any UI/UX concerns.\nHighly recommended!", u'hours': 47.1, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198057745750', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 600, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'cadickhaut', u'hours': 17.5, u'products': 12, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'text': u'I want to love Star Traders: Frontiers.  It takes the mythos Trese Brothers have been building from the original Star Traders through Templar Battleforce and builds upon it.  The moment I saw the KickStarter for this game, I knew I\'d back it.  That\'s how much I believe in the setting and Trese Brothers in general.\nThe universe is rich and vibrant, the artwork and music are solid, and the UI is easy to work with, once you learn it.  I like the sense of depth they\'ve given all the crewmembers you pick up (primarily through traits that influence what improves or detracts from their morale rating).  The attention to detail with regard to ship operations and crew relations is wonderful, but still manages not to overwhelm the player with minutae.  The main narrative is well made, too, and I\'m impressed how they\'ve managed to make the sandbox missions impact it. The card games to simulate Patrols, Spying, Exploration, and the like are a nice twist, too. To wit, there\'s a lot to like about this game.\nAnd yet, I can\'t recommend it unreservedly, but I must add a caveat:  this game is unforgiving.  One wrong move, one spate of bad luck in a combat, one random encounter that goes south, and you can go from "Hey, I\'m doing pretty well" to "Welp, better start a new character because I\'m screwed six ways to Shalun".  If you run out of money (and it\'s a probability on 3 to 5 hyperjump missiions, especially if you have to go through a hostile sector), your problems snowball quickly.  I\'ve gone through three characters already, and I\'ve been playing on Basic difficulty (the lowest setting).  Don\'t get me wrong, I\'m not looking for a cakewalk.  I\'d just like to be able to recover from misfortunes when they occur.\nTo that end, I humbly ask the developers to maybe make paying missions a little less hard to come by.  In the original Star Traders, you had at least the possibility of finding gainful employment in every port (either from the Palace or the Spice Hall, sometimes from the military wing of the Spaceport).  In Frontiers, if you run out of money multiple jumps away from your nearest contact, you\'re looking at several crew mutinies and a ship damaged from hyperjumps without fuel before you can get a new mission, and then you have to do the mission before you get paid (requiring more flying, mutinies, and ship damage).  When you finally do get paid, you have crew wages, fuel costs, repair costs, doctor bills, and rounds in the spice hall to buy before you\'re back to where you were (and chances are, you didn\'t get paid enough to cover all of those expenses).  Those are all reasonable consequences of failure in the Star Traders universe, mind you, but only being able to get paying work in a tiny fraction of everywhere you can travel makes it more arduous than IMHO it ought to be.\nSo, to sum up: I like this game and would still recommend it to fans of sci-fi RPG games in genral and Trese Brothers fans in particular.  I just don\'t *love* it, at least not yet.  A few anti-frustration features would go a long way toward helping me love it.\nRating: 3.5 out of 5', u'early_access': True, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Identity01', u'text': u"I don't normally review games, but I'm really enjoying this game. I'm less into supporting the massive publishers these days, and much prefer helping the indy guys out. This game has gotten me to install steam on my work computer, whoops. =)", u'hours': 9.3, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 471, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'CappuCirn\u2468', u'text': u'Time to PAY wat u WANTED FOR!!!', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198084754454', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 76, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'IP', u'text': u'English is not provided 10/10', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198079646729', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 108, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'SliceNDicer8', u'text': u'Now with a tanned Cirno!', u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198007237650', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 302, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'\u044f \u0440\u0443\u0441\u0441\u043a\u0438\u0439', u'text': u'YES BUY THIS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD', u'hours': 16.9, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198306190304', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 13, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'\u272a Lil Sashky', u'hours': 114.8, u'products': 3, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'The Story Mode is amazing , but if in the online there arent that many modders the online would be better.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'SKT T1 DeadBloo', u'text': u'This game disconnects you as soon as you join. FIX PLZZZ', u'hours': 305.2, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198070826037', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 9, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Calamitous', u'hours': 4.0, u'products': 5, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'The anime was good but this is better.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'SoulBlaze7', u'text': u"Great visual novel to read if you want an 80's horror kinda like Doki Doki Literature Club but takes up more hours to finish than the Lit club not trying to bash on that novel currently going through both right now and they are enjoyable reads.", u'hours': 10.5, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198116910304', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 17, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'dairylea', u'hours': 24.2, u'products': 202, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'One thousand times better than the anime.\nWho knew words and BGM could make such an impact..\nEveryone should read this chapter at the very least, there will be no disappointment here.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Terkadang  merasa GBLG itu baik', u'hours': 1.7, u'products': 24, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-12-18', u'text': u'This game is very similar to GA, I like it !.\nI hope, a lot of players in this game ...', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Kafeww', u'hours': 13.6, u'products': 7, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'very good batman!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Loreno', u'text': u'Pay for literally every battle. Great but im not paying that .', u'hours': 11.1, u'date': u'2016-07-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198019398413', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 59, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Reformer', u'text': u'Pro- fun way of playing the board game.\nCon- having to pay continually to play.', u'hours': 6.8, u'date': u'2016-07-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198041955191', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 156, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Mrfuzz117', u'hours': 1.9, u'products': 157, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-05-26', u'text': u"If you've ever played the board game, then you will know this is nothing like it, it is not very well executed and it will be made better when they add difficulties to the bots.  When you play against them, it is permanently on VERY VERY VERY VERY HARD, when the add difficulty, it will be great.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Vinjau', u'text': u'govno', u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198050135981', u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 8, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 79, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Tommybreh', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 132, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'i can kickflip irl', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Zeragrin', u'hours': 5.4, u'products': 1065, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-07-25', u'text': u"It feels like the game was a rush job in order to cash in on the RE name. The price is too high, controls are terrible, it could have been better balanced and the optimisation is terrible for a Unity game (50-60 fps using i7/980.) The singleplayer is a tacked on (literally a post release patch) series of time trials with a predetermined set of gear. It's actually not half bad [the sp] and it puts the one high point in the spotlight, the maps and aesthetics. The maps are great romps through RE's past and are very well done. My favorite was RCPD a small map with tight fire lanes that funnel players towards each other while maintaing a faithful recreation of the RCPD lobby we all love from RE2. The character design and costumes are also really on point. Lastly it's a multiplayer focused game with a dying player base of less than 100, it's not long before it's dead.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'issssk', u'text': u'Ok for a cheap game, but really grinding heavy and the other country balls are extremely annoying.', u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2017-03-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198050865043', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 220, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Shady Boots', u'hours': 5.1, u'products': 168, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-05-16', u'text': u"The combat for this game was changed up from the predecessor, which I guess a part of me liked. In this one, timing is the focus more than anything. I'd say it's a lot more of a challenging game than the first one, but still just as fun. The story was pretty cool too, time-travel and all. I'd say 8.5/10 is a decent enough score for this game, although I think it's neither better nor worse than the first.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Perkins', u'text': u"Good game. shoot. run. collect. it's been done before but there a reson for that. It's fun....", u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2016-02-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197970377237', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 664, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'APeacefulWarrior', u'text': u'I wish I could recommend this, since I enjoy a good walking simulator... but I can\'t, because this is not a good walking simulator.  This is literally an action-horror game with all combat and other significant dangers stripped out (aside from the ever-present danger of getting stuck on\\in the terrain) leaving huge, barren, largely uninteresting environments to explore seeking out tiny tidbits of plot and other content buried within.  This is the game that people are thinking of when they say "walking simulator" as an insult.   The writing is generally quite good, and the voice acting is surprisingly good for what was clearly a low-budget project, but that\'s about it.  It\'s six hours of tedium in search of occasional moments of entertainment.', u'hours': 5.6, u'date': u'2017-08-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198028880390', u'product_id': u'324060', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 854, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Nax_o', u'hours': 7.7, u'products': 1750, u'product_id': u'324060', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-08-05', u'text': u"Excellent walking simulator put together from a couple of older games.\nPro's\n+ Epic proportions on everything as is in the trailer video. Early maps are the weakest. Gets better and better the further you progress.\n+ Really large areas to walk (run)\n+ Scenic views.\n+ Story is a weakness in the beginning but gets better. As the game progresses it reminded me of System Shock (minus weapons and the world is static). Now that isn't bad at all.\nCon's\n- Get stuck on places forcing to reload (rare but happens). Scripts dont work after reload. (If possible play a chapter in one sitting, Dont save and quit mid-chapter as scripts can and will get stuck forcing you to replay the whole chapter.\n- Needs a button to auto-run.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Baznoc\u2122', u'hours': 10.2, u'products': 927, u'product_id': u'324060', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-08-01', u'text': u"This is a repost of a review I couldnt Find because I had posted this publicly. Huh,..\nI don't write Many Reviews for games, but I Really would like for you to know about a game I really enjoyed. I played This game for Hours, and wandered around in it. I LOVE open world games. This is One, and more an 'adventure game' than a traditional 'walker', which it has some qualities of.\nThe game is Beautiful, and its beauty is betrayed by an Innocent background soundtrack that is Haunting ,un-nerving and un-setteling. It's Beautiful, really, BUT builds tension better than most walkers. I LOVED that.\nIt is Definitely a headphone and sometime, in the dark, playing game.\nI cannot fault but two things and they are Very minor and Probably caused by My PC's Overclocking.\nI had issues falling into places Id have to restart from, because I would be come trapped. Rocks were the prime place to watch out for that, and strangely the platforms inside the factory... save often anyway just as a way to avoid repeating something. It is MINOR.\nI fell off the map, one time. It was never repeated. My Machine probably.\nThis game for its mood and beauty and just alll around feel is a 9, for real. I don't give those kinds of grades to a newer game but this one is SO special and I was so happy to play it I couldnt Wait to get back to it.\nI Do hope you'lll try this game out. It has a Ton of whats Good about the newer systems that deliver better graphics.\nI could not stop taking screenshots...\n9 of 10, even with issues (minor at that). I can cope.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Whiskers', u'hours': 1.9, u'products': 83, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-20', u'text': u'I am.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Admiral Ackbar', u'text': u'Meh.', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-12-11', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 63, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Shadow The Hedgehog', u'text': u'Games dead', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2017-12-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198043328122', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 245, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'never sooner', u'hours': 2.7, u'products': 62, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-10', u'text': u'EleGiggle', u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Xenon', u'text': u"I can't understate my love for this game. I grew up reading the Redwall series of books and this game perfectly embodies the spirit of those novels. It also harkens back to my favorite game of all time, Dark Souls 1, through it's intricately crafted world with pathways that loop around back on each other and unlock shortcuts through exploring. The graphics are gorgeous, the animations are beautifully done. The characters have hillarious, endearing, and sometimes crypticly dark dialogue. I love the beautifully stylized medival world with a perfect mix of cute and spooky woven throughout. Though this game is in early access and the playable content is short, I thoroughly enjoyed every minute of it and can't wait to play the full release. Absolutely buy this game if you like stealth and exploration gameplay with morally ambiguous characters and a branching story. You get to play as the worlds most adorable mouse minstrel. That alone is a worthy selling point!", u'hours': 5.8, u'date': u'2017-02-26', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198033100624', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 102, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'AKBAAR The Great', u'text': u'This Game is sooooooooooo GROGOUS TO LOOK AT AND PLAY!! I Love the GRAPHICS! its so great!! runs so Great on my GTX1080 4K !!! ALL MAXED OUT!\nI made A bunch of screenshots of the game in my library you are welcome to check out my Shots !!', u'hours': 13.3, u'date': u'2017-02-26', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 265, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'filthmancer', u'text': u'This is probably the most polished game I have ever seen.', u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2017-02-19', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 684, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'kokopo', u'text': u'the main character is not white', u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2017-12-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 12, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 58, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'hadrian6616', u'text': u'Lots of fun ways to be a ninja. From outright stealth and timing to traps and terror. The visuals are excellent as is the sound.  Using a 360 controller i found the controls to be spot on for me.  8/10 climbing claws.', u'hours': 8.4, u'date': u'2017-12-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197995630875', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 231, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Piyapon', u'hours': 20.9, u'products': 541, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-10', u'text': u'Very innovative way of doing a stealth game in 2D perspective. Loved all the gadgets and the story.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'0xB0', u'hours': 24.2, u'products': 358, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-09-14', u'text': u"Is it buggy on PC? Yup, quite. The game crashed a few times during my playthrough (thankfully early in the game). The biggest culprit seemed to be trying to save in the Historia Crux menu. The framerate also really struggled throughout.\nBut, those issues aside, I'm glad I played through this, mostly to hear some more excellent compositions from Naoshi Mizuta and co. The music is solid and quite a bit different from other FF titles. Both FFXIII and FFXIII-2 have some of my favorite boss themes in the entire franchise.\nThe game is a lot easier than FFXIII and is fun to speedrun through. I appreciate that the game feels a lot different thematically from FFXIII. Tis fun and unique, do recommend.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'genkipro', u'text': u"NOTE: This game was given to me by the developer for review purposes. This did not influence my review in any way.\nMegamagic: Wizards of the Neon Age is an action RPG in a unique retro 1980s-inspired setting.\nThe world in which the game is set is like a magic-infested 1980s, with neon and robotics run wild, and zombies a real problem for any populated areas. It's a crazy setting, but it works, and for the most part is very fun.\nAfter a brief cut scene giving some background to the world, you play through a brief interactive introductory segment in which you control a father who has stolen two very powerful magical objects, and delivers his twin boys and these objects to his brother. The game proper then starts, 10 years later, and you play one of the boys, Phoban, now a teenager keen to join the Order, the most powerful group of magicians in the world.\nUnfortunately things don't go as planned for Phoban, and you quickly find yourself the Neon Age's most wanted fugitive, on the run from the Order, which wants nothing more than to beat you down and claim the stolen magical objects.\nGraphics - The graphics are for the most part very nice, and portray the unique setting fabulously. Effects, too, are quite fancy and well done. Graphics settings are minimal and comprise resolution, anti-aliasing, and v-sync settings. The game does chug a bit in busy fights on an above minimum, but not quite recommended, graphics card.\nThe interface is relatively clean, although icons are a little confusing at first, and for some reason tooltips didn't show up for me on anything until after I'd finished the tutorial section. I'm not sure if this was intended or not.\nSound - Sound effects are suitable for the game, with lots of 'lazer'-like zapping and powing, and 80s videogame effect sounds. The voiceover in the introduction and the title screen is hilarious, like a cross between a big-bass radio voice and the old Thundercats introductory voiceover. Great stuff!\nThe Steam page makes a fuss about the music, which is apparently by the same creator that did the music for Hotline Miami 2, Mitch Murder. I'd never heard of him before, but the music does fit the setting well, and is mostly pretty good.\nGameplay - Megamagic plays a bit like an 80s-themed Diablo, but with quite poor controls and an interface that doesn't quite work sometimes.\nYou control Phoban with WASD, moving around the fixed-isometric-view world. The mouse is used to interact with the on-screen interface, pressing buttons and whatnot, as well as to select, aim, fire spells, etc. It should work well, but for some reason I just had trouble with it: interface buttons sometimes wouldn't function, and particularly controlling my pets ('grims') often didn't work properly. For example, I had difficulty getting through the tutorial sections because holding  shift and right-mouse to activate my pet's ability didn't work for about five minutes; I had to minimise and return to the game and then it decided to work.\nIt's a real shame a controller can't be used for the main player. Instead the developers included a weird sort-of local multiplayer option where other people can control the main character's pets with controllers, while the main player is forced to use keyboard and mouse. I don't have anyone else to play with so I can't test this out. It seems sort of cool, but not at the expense of being able to use a controller for a single player.\nCombat is real time, and with no pause mode that allows you to issue commands or stack spell activations (ala Neverwinter Nights), so it all ends up being a bit hectic and not very strategic for the most part. Which is a shame, because with turn-based or pause-based-real-time combat, this game could really shine!\nAs you progress through the game Phoban becomes more powerful, gaining access to more summonable grims and more spells, both of which must be researched and various components collected before they can be created at one of the relatively rare crafting locations. It's a bit contrived, but it works well enough, and the range of spells and creatures available to you as you progress is quite large.\nEven with the sometimes-unresponsive interface and slightly disappointing and frustrating combat, Megamagic is still a ton of fun. The setting is outrageous and well realised; the plot is silly, but enjoyable; the characters poke fun at the plot and each other on occasion; and the whole thing mostly just works.\nPros:\n+ ridiculous setting that is very well implemented and great fun\n+ great graphics\n+ good music and hilarious voiceovers\n+ achievements\n+ trading cards\n+ the script is well written and not plagued with poor grammar and spelling, like far too many other titles\n+ the setting (it deserves another mention)\nCons:\n- combat isn't as fun as it should be; the 'strategy' tag really doesn't apply in most cases here\n- controls don't work as well as they should\n- the interface sometimes doesn't work properly\n- the fixed isometric viewpoint makes some sections frustrating, and sometimes hides the action\n- the on-screen interface sometimes hides the action, including the quest compass (so you can't see where you have to go)\nMegamagic: Wizards of the Neon Age is a fun action RPG with a great 80s cartoon vibe to it, which is unfortunately held back by some control and interface issues, and too-frantic real-time combat.\nIt's a great title and I'm really enjoying playing it, but it could have been even better.", u'hours': 3.9, u'date': u'2016-04-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'422650', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 5106, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Theanticrumpet', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 414, u'product_id': u'422650', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-04-20', u'text': u'Man, I wanted to like this game. It looks really cool, and the prologue was real fun. But the tutorials were so boring. The load times were awful. There was constant dialogue and "cutscenes" that would take away your control while it slowly pans the camera over, then slowly gives you the dialogue, then the other character slowly walks away. The early level combat was uninteresting as my main attack did very little damage, and I\'m stuck watching this giant rat thing slowly chew on a guy who is constantly shooting me with his gun.\nPROS:\n+Funky background music\n+Possibly cool high-level combat(?)\n+It\'s almost as 80\'s as Blood Dragon\nCONS:\n-Load times\n-Slow cutscenes\n-Almost not playing the game at the start\n-Early combat uninteresting\n-Boring tutorial\n-\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665t "don\'t get hit" tutorial\nAgain, I really wanted to like this game, but it makes a really poor first impression.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Zirkalaritz', u'hours': 4.4, u'products': 430, u'product_id': u'422650', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-04-20', u'text': u'Fun game, with an interesting setting and compelling story.\nThere\'s a nice selection of skills with an involved and immersive unlock system.\nCombat can be approached in many ways: Slow, tactical and thoughtful usage of the right spell at the right time for maximum efficiency, spammy murderfest while your pets (grims) tank, full on petcombat with you as a support character... it\'s flexible.\nBut my favourite thing has to be the ambience and aesthetic. Music is excellent, visuals are awesome and the general "80\'s saturday morning cartoon" vibe is fantastic.\nMad props to the devs for making an excellent game again (their previous title was Nihilumbra, and was funded with poker winnings, that is the level of commitment these guys have).\nIt\'s also one of the few videogames that feature Catalan as one of the language options, that is commendable.\nSolid recommendation for the pricetag it has.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Kyo T\u014d', u'hours': 25.7, u'products': 283, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-09-17', u'text': u'Yaaaaaaaaaaaaw!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Gatemoth', u'hours': 10.7, u'products': 216, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-09-16', u'text': u"Connect 3ish puzzle game worth skipping.\nIt's clearly designed for a mobile platform and has no business as a desktop pc game.\n+tactical connect-3 game.\n+core game different from standard connect-3 gem games.\n+colorful\n+app is stable\n-animations waste time.\n-story wastes time.\n-repetitive.\n-unit variety makes little difference.\n-button presses and movement intended for mobile game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Sun Jian', u'hours': 73.7, u'products': 117, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-09-16', u'text': u'A simple puzzle game that never fails to entertain.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Feisty_Fawn', u'hours': 19.7, u'products': 86, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-07-23', u'text': u"Initially, this game intimidated me with its complicated-looking board and seemingly endless amounts of situation-specific rules. However, after completing the tutorial on a friend's account, I was completely hooked and am now always craving a game with my friends.\nGremlins, Inc. is a beautifully designed jewel of a game and I would highly recommend it to anyone who enjoys board games; exploring well-executed, intricate game design; or screwing over their friends and strangers.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Omicron', u'hours': 254.1, u'products': 143, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-07-21', u'text': u'Nice endless enchanced Monopoly-alike )', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Warstratigier', u'text': u'Boy did this game came a long way since i first played it around its time! So much added and changed, all for the better. This game can have its luck based moments, for better or worse depending on how you see it, but more than often this is the type of game that those that have a plan, a backup plan, and/or an improvised plan and even sometimes throw a major wrench into the plans of others along the way, with eventually the proper knowledge, do well and do so with its hilariously devious charm.\nDefinitely get this if looking for a good digital board game.', u'hours': 97.9, u'date': u'2017-07-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197966579259', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 398, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'GorfZaplen', u'text': u'Fun and difficult platformer with really creative setpieces and art. It looks beautiful in both the original graphics and in the remastered mode. It left me wanting more in a good way.', u'hours': 3.5, u'date': u'2016-07-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 305, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'quasiotter', u'hours': 3.5, u'products': 234, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-06-30', u'text': u"9 September 2017: I finally returned to this game, and it was excellent! However, I am not recommending it because of technical issues...\nI use a Mac for work, and videogames are a secondary function on it. I installed this game on the Windows 10 side, and the resolution was messed up when I tried to change it to my native screen size. I tried restarting and using different resolutions, but they were all not fitting correctly. I decided to try it on my the Mac side.\nI can say that the game ran great, no problems with resolution. However, with my XBOX 360 controller that works consistently for games that use it, Another World would stop recognizing it after 15-or-so minutes of play. I had to switch for a keyboard, and that was not good at all.\nNormally, I wouldn't care enough about technical issues to not recommend a game, but this deserved it because Another World needs complete immersion. I was taken out of my focus with these issues that inhibited a full one-shot playthrough that feels necessary for such a cinematic platformer.\nThe game itself: brilliant. I remember seeing it as a demo at a department store, and it looked intimidating! There was no way I'd play a game with deaths that looked so lifelike (at the time). Once I realized I could purchase this on Steam, I knew I had to try it out.\nWell, as you can read below, I launched it and was way too weirded out (see: uncanny valley). However, later that year, I forced myself to play Limbo, that made me feel the same way, but I didn't let myself quit. Now, because of that and Inside, I was prepared for Another World.\nA combination of it being no longer scary and the awful technical issues really dampened my experience. I wouldn't say my two-and-a-half decade dream was crushed, but it was not as intense as I once imagined. Maybe I was better off not playing this game, but I do think it was good to put that chapter to an end.\nI highly recommend playing a different version of this game.\n30 June 2016: I can't play this game right now. I had to quit. The deaths feel way too real. I feel like I'm watching a real human die over and over. Why did I buy this game knowing this would happen?\nI'm going to make myself finish this game someday, but I'm not looking forward to it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u"Lord Ba'al", u'text': u"It's amazing how a game that was revolutionary in 1991 can still hold up in the present. Granted the graphics are not what people are used to but it really doesn't matter with this game. The mechanics are quite simple yet the game itself is not. It's a good thing you get unlimited retries because you will need them. The story is simple but engaging, you are trapped on another world surrounded by all kinds of peril and you'll want to escape, along with your buddy. It feels a bit as if you're playing in a science-fiction movie. I would highly recommend this to both old and young gamers.", u'hours': 13.3, u'date': u'2016-06-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 88, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'GuardianGI', u'text': u"simple, fun, but way too expensive.\nplayed outside of steam (so don't pay much attention to my play time) finished it in <10 hours.\nif there's ever a discount to <$3.00 get it. otherwise only get it if you're really into this sort of game I guess...", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-07-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197996726700', u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 274, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Gilder Bairn', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 150, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-07-09', u'text': u"Loads of content even in the offline mode, the ability to doodle on the level select menus as you please, a cute soundtrack, this game has it all. I'm not kidding when I say that this game is the most fun I've had in a while, it's a great game to play if you just want to relax and it really brings you back to your childhood. Great game for adults and kiddos alike.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'WizardJeremy', u'hours': 10.5, u'products': 224, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-07-02', u'text': u'Crayon Physics Deluxe allows you to draw objects that can be used as physics objects and solve the puzzles through drawing shapes, pivots, ropes, and more. There are a ton of levels and fun to be had in this little indie game.\n- Cute graphics\n- Fun drawing mechanic\n- Cool physics\n- Price is a bit expensive for a small game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'The Holy Roman Empire', u'hours': 16.8, u'products': 42, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2018-01-05', u'text': u'Great free game to play with friends', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Sugar-free Bacon', u'hours': 3.7, u'products': 5, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'Graphics need a revamp', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Trav_4444', u'hours': 4.4, u'products': 561, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-08-16', u'text': u'I really am enjoying the story of the game but at alot of points in the game it is basically a really boing walking simulator so I do not recommend this game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'PokaDotPocky', u'text': u'Love this series. Left off right from the first game. Unexpected surprises and very challenging.', u'hours': 9.8, u'date': u'2015-10-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198144632021', u'product_id': u'277270', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 30, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Denseke', u'text': u"This was probably one of the best adventure games I've ever played. I loved the story and the majority of things about that game. I would totally recommend it for sensitive people who love exploring, puzzles and the wild. The only thing that seemed quite unrealistic was the modern technologies appearance from 1860, but that's debatable and it doesn't take a great part in the game. I would rate it 9/10.", u'hours': 18.5, u'date': u'2015-06-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198154907214', u'product_id': u'277270', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 25, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'starkmaddness', u'text': u'A satisfying finish.  Yes, this is a sequel and you really need to start with the first one, as this continues where it left off.  It is also a bit harder than the first one, and you may need to resort to a guide occasionally.  The story is good, better than the first one, and it is longer as well.  Overall, the two games create one satisfying point and click experience that is well worth your time.', u'hours': 18.6, u'date': u'2015-05-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198014494406', u'product_id': u'277270', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 458, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'ISAYOKALOT', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 33, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'text': u'Why did I play this/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Max', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 10, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-18', u'text': u'This a good game i Recommend this game because its like a free version of Manuel Samuel', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'm4trix', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 23, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-18', u'text': u'5/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u"It's me", u'text': u"This game is for people who want to sit down for a moment to recap on their life.\nThe gameplay focused on the meaningful thing that would normally occur in everyday life. Don't expect astonishing graphics or variety gameplay. Some stages might actually be frustrating at first, but the moral story we get from that is what pays off.", u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2017-11-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198097040535', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 33, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'v\u035d\u0337\u0489a\u035d\u031b\u035dn\u0489\u0362il\u0361\u0336\u0358la', u'text': u"It's like grilled Food Wars! (Shokugeki no Soma) marinated in Monster Hunter and drizzled with Candy Crush sauce.\n10/10 if you ask me..  ( \u02d8\u25bd\u02d8)\u3063\u2668  \u2668(\u22c6\u203f\u22c6)\u2668\noh, and did I mention Toriko?", u'hours': 11.4, u'date': u'2017-11-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 8, u'user_id': u'76561198137505801', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 31, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'lordlmao', u'text': u"A game that I've been looking forward to for quite some time and I have to confess it did not dissapoint.\nIt's a wonderful looking game with an art-style all it's own, eye popping visuals draw you into not only the delightful looking food, but into some very unique and endearing characters also. No two NPC's look alike (save Luis and Louie but those two kind of have an excuse) and no two dishes will look alike either. The story- currently on chapter 3 of 6- has been far more than I expected it to be.\nIt's not simply- Show up and fight to make the best dish. The game is peppered with, dare I say, lore to entice. The backgrounds are highly interactable, the npc's all have little concurrent running stories and with the way the first 3 chapters are forumlated you'll be spoiled for learning more/less depending on how many times you challenge a certain foe. Replay value is most certainly there.\nAdd a dash of daily challenges, puzzles, matching games and new plot elements that make the match 3 gameplay change on the fly. Items matter, how you spend your meagre cash matters and just when you think you've figured it all out you'll run into a judge who isn't SWAYED by your ULTRA SPICY DRAGON WING SUPREME HOT SAUCE- prudes and fools i say- and you'll need to adapt on the fly.\nI'm not the biggest fan of match 3 games but with the strange items you can get- only needing to match 2 of a colour in elemental pans, special sauces to change the colours of all your ingrdients, special crockery designed to turn a set of weak ingridients into high powered ones- I was kept enticed. Every time my dishes star rank went up I beamed and every time it went down I silently hoped my competition was murdered by one of the many delightful critters that populate the hunting maps.\nYet to happen sadly.\nIn case it's not obvious I've been bowled over by the strong mix of flavours and elements the game has- I'm stretching the food imagery here so let me wrap up with some criticisms.\nI confess that it's a little annoying to only get 1 practice map, despite there being more than 1 hunt arena. I'd have liked a little more chance to alter my items. As I said you can spec into fire ingridients, fire pans and fire sauces but when you go into the arena it's locked down and unchangable. It rather sucks to come in ready to be the next Guy Fieri, lord of Hot Sauce, only to find I'm serving an old lady who wants a WATERY dish.\nI dare say there's something to be said of making sure you can't insta-lock a judge 100% but it's a bit awkward to kit yourself out for a certain flavour and find out it's not showing up. I dare say if you memorize all the dates and all teh challenges you can get around this but that sounds a bit daft.\nLastly I remember reading there's supposed to be 5 playable chefs. So far there are 2 and others have mentioned the other characters lacking. I can only assume they will show up later, as their goals were met. This doesn't upset me personally but some people like to know they're getting everything they were promised.\nRegardless the game is very fun and an utter feast for the eyes. Okay I'm done with the food jokes now, stuffed this review full of them.", u'hours': 10.7, u'date': u'2017-11-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198038852493', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 145, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'CatPulp', u'text': u"Finally an RPG game that I could put my 'Candy Crush Saga' experience into use!\nJokes aside, if you're a cooking manga/anime lover and love sidescroller platformer/rpgs this game is a gem.\nIt's fun to play and it's well worth the money you spend on it.", u'hours': 3.0, u'date': u'2017-11-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 663, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Sundalo261', u'text': u"An outstanding sequel to Star Traders, I really feel like the captain of my own ship and this is coming from a hardcore fan of their other game, Cyber Knights. Missions, the faction systems, the RPG aspects with crew and ship and the lore is amazing.  Learning curve wasn't too hard but you gotta pay attention to the health of your crew and water fuel just like part 1. Only encountered one crash so far but the game is pretty stable for now. Can't wait for more storylines, content, and fixes. Proud backer of this game from the kickstarter days and will support them again when they make CK2. I feel like Han Solo in another galaxy far away!", u'hours': 53.7, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198048729780', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 53, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'zippos4', u'text': u"Hyper drive damaged - stuck in a system that dislikes me -199, so can not repair my ship - no help is coming, is this the end of my short stint as a space captain - what do i do.\nI have time to think, well plenty of time in fact, I can't go anywhere.\nI have an idea, could mean the death of some of my crew, yep lots of morale loss, lots of ship damage, could be the total end of me, but what choice do I have.\nPlanet patrol is an option, it will boost my reputation with this systems leaders and slowly, oh so slowly, they will start to respect me, as I fight off pirates and their enemies.\nFight after fight I engage in, losing weapon systems after weapon systems, until all are lost, I lose and get boarded time after time, but slowly and surely I keep at it and my reparation goes into positive, Now thanks to the stars I can land and repair my ship, heal the wounded, pay the crew and treat them all in the spice hall.\nALL HALE THE CAPTAIN\nP.S. Here we have a very additive game, with a very active team behind this game, tirelessly updating and responding to every question on the boards.\nWill take you time to work out what to do, and you will make mistakes, that\u2019s life.", u'hours': 43.9, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198069522545', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 38, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Elvis Cooper', u'text': u"After i already owned Heroes of Steel RPG and Templar Battleforce from the Trese Brothers i didn't have to think long about purchasing this one. And i was right. The game has an incredible depth and countless possibilities and even tho it's still in Early Access it runs very well and i have no complains, except my own lack of decision making.\nThe game gives you a very large amount of freedom and the possibility to do whatever you want. You can be a\ncontractor and do various jobs for various factions which all have an influence on your stand at the one or another side. Don't care much about that? Be a pirate and screw over every ship you come across. You can also base your adventure in the void by being a merchant and making a fortune by trading the right goods to the right places.\nAlso you have all the stuff you need in a game like that, various ships with various purposes and the possibility to upgrade them as you wish.\nAnd if you want to support a developer who makes games with passion and put their heart and soul into them, go and get it. I see their ongoing support for the other games they made and i think it will be no difference with this gem. Oh and they're actually listening to the people who play their games, which is, as sad as it is, not the standard nowadays.\nTL;DR: Go and get it. Now.", u'hours': 3.4, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198056442021', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 393, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'E.K.M', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 1198, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u"the art looks very simple, but the sprite work, music and the gameplay is what matters.  hopefully we'll see the other offical touhou games and their spinoffs", u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'I hate Ghosts', u'hours': 17.4, u'products': 202, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'mfw HSiFS came out before 15.5', u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'\u06deJy-\u3060\u3063\u305f', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 64, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'Touhou on Steam 10/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Haime', u'text': u'Great game.\nNice music, lively colors, cute grills and beautiful patterns from this bullet hell <3', u'hours': 2.6, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198025659714', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 50, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'\u272a Whyyyyyy?', u'hours': 67.5, u'products': 122, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'Action - Driving - Nice graphic. I mean, i can spend all day to flight a \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing plane and land it on roof of the skyscraper. Yes, i would like to do nowhere else beside this game!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'\u6fa4\u6751\xb7\u65af\u6f58\u585e\xb7\u82f1\u68a8\u3005', u'text': u'JUST FOR FINE', u'hours': 56.7, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198097186061', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 9, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Gonny.', u'hours': 4.6, u'products': 1, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'Good game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Energy0124', u'hours': 4.7, u'products': 563, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'One of the best vn ever', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'orian34', u'hours': 9.2, u'products': 65, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u"Is this a good visual novel? I wonder. I wonder...\nWon'tforgivewon'tforgivewon'tforgivewon'tforgivewon'tforgivewon'tforgivewon'tforgivewon'tforgive", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'kirbyudummy', u'hours': 16.8, u'products': 95, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'Christ, where do I start. Ok, here goes, so, im not really an anime/manga type of person. Theres some good animes, and theres some good mangas, just not really my thing.  Then theres Higurashi. See i started by trying out Doki doki Literature Club, right? Next thing i know steam wants me to know about every visual novel available on the platform, almost kind of annoying, as i only played one, and so many more of other games. Why is this important? Shut it, im getting there. Over the holidays i was doing the que thing and getting the trading cards, then this "game" popped up. I read most of the store page, some reviews, and decided for a 2 bucks, at worst i could refund it if i wasnt interested. 14 hours later I was purchasing the chapter 2, i currently own all 5. I guess my point here is, you dont need to be a weeb to get into this.\nLets cover something first while were in the middle, this game has a preset difficulty thats mentioned when you first start. One may wonder, "why does this book have a difficulty?", and the answer is simple, How hard did you try to understand and figure out what was going on. Thats the game, understanding.\nSo lets cover some pros\nAmazing story, i mean its nuts.\nCharacter depth is phenominal, each person in the story has their own unique personality and traits.\nThe music is fairly catchy\neasy to pick up and put down as neccessary\nof course theres some downsides\nIts written kind of like a book, so at times it can be ahrd to tell whos saying what, but not overly so\nthe ui kind of sucks\nthe orignal backgrounds look funny\nthe original artwork is absolute hot garbage, thank god for the updates\nOverall, after reading all 5 available on steam, Im eager to read the rest (i think 14 in the whole story), The story has been enthralling thus far. youll laugh, maybe cry (dont be a weenie), be shocked, confused, anxious, and downright angry a times. maybe youll get those shivers and chills down your spine, goosebumps like i did as the story starts to develop. It has a super slow start (chapter 6 or so is when it starts to kick off, hard too.) but damn does it turn into a ride. And it only gets better as the music begins to vary more, and starts to match the situations better.\nThere are patches that add the ps3 character sprites, background, and i think voice overs, however as with most games, i would reccomend you experience this "vanilla" your first time thru.\nAlso some really easy achievments here (yes, they have achievements) if your an achi hunter. cant argue with that.\nThis is a fantastic place to start your visual novel experience, or to add to your current collection. After this, i myself intend to look into the anime and manga of this.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Saurbaum', u'text': u'While the game is good fun the free to play model where you have to buy gold bars to continue playing after the initial batch runs out is mobile gaming of the worst kind brought to PC.', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2016-05-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197970699470', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 9, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 716, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'h.barkas', u'text': u"As I had Solarix and DeVoid already in my library I received PAC for free like everyone who already owned one of the games - a nice present from the developers. This new game is a combination of the stories of the two previous games in a walking simulator without combat or stealth sections.\nYou can explore the levels, take in the vistas and read and listen to logs of the colony crew at your own pace as your character is in no danger to die. This will be not everybody's bag of tea but I liked it enough to keep me interested.\nThe first part telling the Solarix story from the perspective of Walter Terrace can be frustrating as due to the dark color palette it's easy to overlook an item like a key card you'll need to progress.\nDeVoid's story told from Elizabeth Woolgather's perspective looks in comparison like day to night with brighter colors and overall crisper, cleaner textures. I also like the soundtrack in the DeVoid part better.\nIf you, like me, love SciFi themed games and/or walking sims you should definitely take this game into consideration.\nI played through the Solarix part and have still to finish the DeVoid story and spent around 8 hours due to some backtracking. You'll get your money's worth out of Planet Ancyra Chronicles even if you're more observant than me.\nWith trading cards, achievements and controller support there's the whole package a Steam user could want at a fair price. I can recommend PAC if you want to play a SciFi walking sim.", u'hours': 11.9, u'date': u'2017-07-24', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'324060', u'page_order': 6, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 2688, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Gabor30 [gametame.com]', u'text': u'Yes i like is game ,,, It ok ,, relax whit , short play , and save game ,\nIf in night  Mybea good  erly day time ,\nI love is game , essy .  short play , not be so  tried , )))\nIf put is game  whit FTL , shuold team work  make new game , put is game together in future ,,,', u'hours': 4.1, u'date': u'2017-07-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'324060', u'page_order': 7, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 648, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'matiko13\u2122', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 1343, u'product_id': u'324060', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-07-22', u'text': u'This game is epic. In this game I\'m really scared from moving forward because I don\'t know what game offer me in next corner. Audio is epic for this type of game.\nPositive:\n- Audio.\n- Feeling fear.\n- Gameplay.\n- Optimization in game.\n- Epic graphics (only when set good brightess - not too dark and not too bright (for me brightes 0.8 is good)).\n- Game is like: "SOMA"; "Amnesia" and maybe "Outlast".\nCons:\n- Optimization in game menu (less fps that in-game).\n- Audio logs text going to fast and can\'t read this same text what is playing because ttext move faster that talking people on audiolog.\n- No polish laungauge.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Ainsley Harriott', u'hours': 1.6, u'products': 36, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-10', u'text': u'meh not enough players', u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'El Floppo', u'hours': 4.8, u'products': 63, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-10', u'text': u'This game amazing, i really dont understand why people dont like it', u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Tsafykcir', u'hours': 3.2, u'products': 52, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-10', u'text': u'WHAT HAPPEN!?!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'DamageInc.', u'text': u"LawBreakers is a fast-paced team-based brawler. There are many classes to choose from to help bring your team to victory. It has beautifully made highly detailed maps, a variety of special moves per character to bring the pain to your opponents. You can play online with random people or host a custom game with friends, though custom games will not earn you xp. The gameplay is very fun and challenging at the same time. The controls are solid, with a slight learning curve to become accustomed to the variety of classes you can play.\nPro's\nExellent Map Design's\nSmooth Brilliant Graphics\nAcheivements\nTrading Cards\nCon's\nOnly 1 Team Death Match Map\nLow Server Population Currently\nScoring @ 8 out of 10\nThis game really is a lot of fun, if we can just get the player base increased it could get the recognition it deserves.\nNote: This Product Received for free, Review is based on my personal expeirance with the game and based entirely on my own feed back. our group also purchaed 5 copies for member's of our group to increase our custom game player base.\nI would like to thank the developer @bosskey and publisher @nexon_america for giving our group access to the title, it truly has been a pleasure for us to dive into this title. Looking forward to playing it much more in the future. and you are always welcome to come to our channel to play with us or visit our streams of it, your support was beyond exceptional.", u'hours': 36.2, u'date': u'2017-12-10', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 9, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 2438, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Aegis J Hyena', u'text': u'I\'m only saying Not Recommended because I get the sense that it is still too "unpolished" to be fun 100%... yet. HOWEVER, this has the makings of a -real gem- when it comes out of Early Access and is far more finished up. I\'ve only played about 1/3 through the jail, so I probably shouldn\'t talk (Stealth games are not my thing at all; I got this for the beauty of the graphics), but still if we\'re patient, this could be a major jewel when it\'s all finished.\nThe graphics are -beautiful-, and a story about a cute little mouse looking for his girl is one I\'ll want to read when this is all polished up and done.\nGive. It. Time. Get it if it goes on sale now, but it will be worth the price of admission and then some once everything is finished up. I -will- be going back to it once it\'s finished.', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-02-18', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 105, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'ichimanju', u'text': u"Has a great deeal of promise, I am looking forward to the finished product. For me, the idea of a stealth game that's not dark and grim is a plus. The pros are great controls, artistically beautiful setting and the charm other reviews have noted.\nFor what it's worth, my feeling after about 3 hours is that the jail sequence went a bit long. It took me about an hour and half to clear it, having gotten lost in the sewer system and not getting outdoors until I happened across a door lever that I had missed several times while passing through. Hopefully in future releasess the lighting could be improved. Sometimes I got lost not seeing things and I find I had to squint, the game can be very murky in places.\nI look forward to seeing how this develops and can see its potential. Ideally the story will take place in the gorgeous wooded scenes the designer has shown in his blog. The jail/keep area is interesting, but at about the 3 hour mark I felt a bit of fatigue begin to creep in and longed for newer scenery.\nThank you for letting us play this gem in the making.", u'hours': 4.1, u'date': u'2017-02-18', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198052449251', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 132, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'SCHMEBULOCK', u'text': u"Wonderful. I really enjoyed this, and I can't wait for the rest of it to come! I only wish there were more female characters, so far I've only encountered one. But other than that, this game is wonderful and it looks stunning.", u'hours': 4.6, u'date': u'2017-02-17', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198058607744', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 35, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Arrafi', u'text': u'Oh how I dream of a new and improved Hospital Tycoon, its been too many years.... few bugs observed. Couldnt complete mission goal as the patinet wouldnt leave a scanning device it just kept running and running. build another same thing happened.', u'hours': 53.4, u'date': u'2015-05-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198031794647', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 53, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'WarmanGaming', u'text': u'I think there is too many negative comments! The only bad thing about this game is the bad AI, bad graphics and bad story. But the first 2 can be negated because this is a old game. DO NOT EXPECT A GAME WITH A MODERN ENGINE! It was 2007 when this was released! I think the gameplay is fun and it is entertaining to watch your staff members and patients run around the hospital doing things by themself. If you excuse the graphics, story etc. this is a fun game!', u'hours': 4.6, u'date': u'2015-04-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198091811098', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 78, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'GoT', u'text': u'Dont waste your money', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2015-04-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198128065745', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 5, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'nyewolfe', u'hours': 29.3, u'products': 113, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-09', u'text': u"You're a ninja and you've been marked. Great stealth game, great graphics, and good story. For anyone who wanted to be a B-A ninja in a 2D world", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Jo. Dolandi de Lachrimae', u'hours': 2.0, u'products': 731, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-09', u'text': u'I think it was okay.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'hussain.jamshidi', u'text': u'Simply amazing game.', u'hours': 11.0, u'date': u'2017-12-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198032763461', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 12, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Banana', u'text': u"I don't think there are games that make you feel like a ninja more then this game. The stealth, the murder, the speed, the acrobatics.. Mark of the ninja truly... hits the mark (badum tss)... on all of these.", u'hours': 10.2, u'date': u'2017-12-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 89, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Kadaeux', u'hours': 7.2, u'products': 959, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2014-07-11', u'text': u"Don't expect deep and meaningful, don't expect gameplay along the likes of the X series or even Freelancer to be honest.\nExpect a nice quick and simple arcade-style space shooter that's cool for killing a few hours, expect that sense of satisfaction when you figure out how to optimally kill each enemy (and ignore the loading menus telling you them for extra challenge)\nGood game overall I recommend it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'LAN__mine', u'text': u'This game was as bad as the movie.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2014-07-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198025055626', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 256, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Mercforhire', u'hours': 10.1, u'products': 166, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2014-07-10', u'text': u'This game is simply outstanding for it\'s size, as the missions are HUGE, with Nazi UFOs zipping about while getting hit by multi-national teams of satellites-turned-gunships, whilst guarding a MUCH larger (SPACE) Zepplin which is in turn towing a FRIGGIN GIGANTIC asteroid, when, all of the sudden, a wild Mir Space Station appears with several fighters in tow.\nEssentially, this game is a blast to play, with great cut-scenes reminiscent of the old-school Command & Conquer games where each one is live-action.\n-------------------------In Depth Analysis-------------------\nTons of upgrades ingame, with a good amount of ships to use, each one bringing it\'s own distinct "flavor" into the battle.\nEnemies are quite agile, and are not Dark-Souls hard, but they will punish you for really derping about, but there are no Insta-Kills to be seen.\nThe actors are quite funny, ( winks at Madam President ), and convey differing views and morals as to the Nazi Invaders, and are potrayed well thanks to great acting. Of note, the Nazi invaders DO speak full German, but there are subtitles to help those who do not speak German. 9/10\nGameplay Overall:  Fun, hectic, and full of accentuated international battle-chatter, with intense b***s-to-the-wall dogfighting. 10/10\nGraphics/FX:  Great for a game of this size ( under 1 Gig even with all the DLC O.O  ) and the larger enemy Capital Ships take dynamic damage to engines, turrets, hangars, and, when aforementioned component(s) are eviscerated, leave behind nice sized chunks that will rip apart any unaware pilots, be it AI, or the more likely Player. 8/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'falloutnut77 log', u'text': u'whats the point', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2016-11-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198063496827', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 27, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'DanielAltanWing', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 53, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-11-15', u'text': u'No real gameplay to it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'JRoll', u'text': u"Amazing game for education\nIt's simple, but includes in-depth eco-system behind", u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2016-10-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198328518270', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 9, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Deft Beck', u'products': 1528, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2011-07-03', u'text': u"It's as if you took the Golden Age of superheroes and combined it with a real-time strategy game engine. It's slightly dated, but it has charm.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'malkav11', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 2801, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2011-06-30', u'text': u'One of the finest tactical RPG experiences ever made, Freedom Force is also one of the most purely satisfying, faithful comic book superhero games. The writing is a loving homage to (and satire of) 50s comics, and the level of environmental interaction and destructibility has yet to be matched by other games in the superhero genre. It does have a few balance and design issues, and I found custom hero creation much less satisfying than simply using the pregenerated options, but ultimately these are minor quibbles.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Delinquent [PRIA]', u'text': u'If you have never played this then there is something wrong with you.  I love the\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665out of this game!', u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2011-06-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198004914499', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 267, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'MeshDTD', u'text': u'Good fun, I do recommend it, the price is right for a nice indie title with this much gameplay and an awesome combat system, in addition really customizable talent/spells.', u'hours': 14.8, u'date': u'2016-04-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198261380938', u'product_id': u'422650', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 128, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Draugbeleg', u'hours': 64.2, u'products': 192, u'product_id': u'422650', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-04-20', u'text': u'Funny and challenging. Neon and 80s everywhere.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Edword', u'text': u"We need some action if we're gonna make it like a true survivor.", u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2016-04-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 19, u'product_id': u'422650', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 797, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'memanme', u'hours': 38.8, u'products': 381, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-09-10', u'text': u'The game becomes unplayable at 2fps when your save file gets too big. I get 200 fps in other games.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Vetinari', u'text': u'solid enjoyable game, esp. if one likes puzzles and tactics and stuff like that', u'hours': 9.4, u'date': u'2016-09-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197997874226', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 31, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Cherry Ass', u'text': u'Simple; Colorful; Teasing; Fun;', u'hours': 17.5, u'date': u'2016-09-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 38, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Trujin', u'text': u'Sat down down assuming it would be a peaceful board game.\n20 hours and 2 ended friendships later I consider myself a master.\n7/7 would play again', u'hours': 43.4, u'date': u'2017-07-11', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561198052999169', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 215, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Skynred', u'text': u'Best board game I\'ve ever played. (<- period)\nGremlins, Inc. reminds me a lot of the place I was born in: Brazil... where, sadly, I still live.\nIn this game:\nYou must step on others to achieve victory (that\'s the rule around here);\nYou gotta pay a ton of taxes if you wanna get anywhere fast (in this s**thole of a country you actually pay a lot more than that, and things are still as slow as they could possibly be... that\'s when the bribes come in!);\nEvery time you run into the police, they\'ll ask you for a bribe (here, in Brazil, RNG also gives you the chance of a beating, torture, or murder);\nIf you fool enough ret**ds, buy enough votes, or make some passionate, although completely idiotic, speech you\'ll end up becoming the Governor (here we also call them "President," "Senator," etc.);\nIf you are the Governor, you can freely get all the bribes other players pay to enrich yourself, and you don\'t have to pay any taxes/bribes yourself (Rio de Janeiro\'s governor got arrested recently for stealing about half a billion dolars in bribes);\nWhen you get sent to jail, you can keep stealing from other players from the comfort of your cell (all "organized" [if you can call them that] crime leaders here are either free, or giving orders from within jail with the most recent iPhone);\nYou can lie to Justice, and send other players to jail (in real life, usually when you are a woman... you know, the old "he r*ped me!" or "he beat me!" to get some money out of it);\nYou can tell the truth to Justice, and send other players to jail (biggest corruption scandal in the history of mankind is currently unveiling here thanks, mainly, to this. And we are proud of it!);\nYou can rob a bank, dump waste into the water, etc., with a good chance to get away with it (some fellows here have been exploding banks in the middle of the night for years now, and not one got caught yet. Funny thing is: half the time they blow half the money up as well.)\nThe list goes on but, seriously, if you play this you\'ll get a decent idea of what it is like to live in the third world. The only difference is that in Gremlins, Inc. you can still go to jail if you\'re the Governor. In real life, it\'s nearly impossible.\nSo, yeah... real life sucks. Hard.\nBut the game, Gremlins, Inc., is totally awesome.', u'hours': 194.7, u'date': u'2017-07-11', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 7, u'user_id': u'76561198048623723', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 151, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Jacques Dupont', u'text': u"If you are into board games you can't miss this one. It's a very well thought game, amazingly fun, challenging, deeply strategic, with clever mechanics and incredibly well balanced. Best way to play the game is in ranked multiplayer, although you can also have some fun with friends by playing more relaxed custom matches, or in single player if you are not into mp at all. Tournaments are also very fun and they take place about once a month.\nArt and music of this game is fabulous. I instantly fell in love with it.\nFor collectors like myself, you are not collecting cards here, as all players always draw from the same deck. But there are lots of collectables in forms of emoticons, messages, music themes, lobby icons, art from the game, etc that you get in chests and use in game (or sell in the steam market, so if you don't care about these stuff you can even make profit of it).\nDevs deserve a separate parragraph, as they are very active replying questions in the forums, balancing the game, organizing tournaments, etc. Also, their DLC policy is very nice: you can just buy cosmetic stuff to support the game, but they don't make the game easier or stuff like ptw games like to do. Well done!", u'hours': 138.6, u'date': u'2017-07-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198272348222', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 136, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Reldio', u'hours': 1.7, u'products': 1703, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-06-25', u'text': u'+Unique game, almost none like it\n+Beautiful aesthetic\n+Great sound design and music\n+Constantly changing up the gameplay so it always feel fresh\n-A little short for the price\n-Very difficult in parts', u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'mouth', u'text': u'1/10 because no "disappearing alien guard" bug at the end of the jail level', u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2016-06-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198028747491', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 207, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Skullpuck', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 409, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-06-24', u'text': u"Another World is the original title for several adaptations of the game in the 90's. The most popular being Out of This World for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System. Originally designed for the Amiga and Atari ST computers, the game was an advancement in technology where previously games would use sprites, or text based graphics, this game would use rotoscoping animations and real-time cutscenes. The game, developed by Eric Chahi with music composed by Jean-Fran\xe7ois Freitas, went on to have critical and commercial success. It's engaging storyline and original gameplay inspired many other games such as Flashback, Ico, and Metal Gear Solid.\nYou play as Lester Knight Chaykin, a physicist with a penchant for fast cars and faster scientific results. One night, our hero enters his laboratory with the sole purpose of reconstructing the big bang using a particle accelerator. He enters a new formula, starts the accelerator, enjoys a soft drink and waits.\nDisaster! A lightning storm brews outside and with a the will of Mother Nature the accelerator is hit and causes a chain reaction sending Lester to Another World.\nPros:\nExcellently crafted puzzles\nUnique gameplay mechanics\nAmazing design in both sound and visual that holds up\nFatnastic story\nCons:\nSome of the sections can look a bit dated\nThe controls can be a bit difficult in some scenes\nOverall:\nWant some nice retro action with some smart puzzles to solve? Look no further.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Godon', u'hours': 1.7, u'products': 935, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-06-24', u'text': u'A classic puzzle game I enjoyed thoroughly. I thoroughly enjoyed playing through the game and getting the extra stars on each level.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Overkill', u'text': u'This is an excellent idea of a game, my children love it and it is challenging for them.\nMy Score - 7/10', u'hours': 3.7, u'date': u'2017-06-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 1584, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Viter', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 282, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-05-08', u'text': u"Game is pretty much broken, physics doesn't work", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u"[LoD]Li'l Tylenol", u'hours': 97.1, u'products': 16, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'Hard to give this game a try when heavy attacks is high damage with stun and when missed just run to the other \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing side of the map. maybe just remove heavy attacks i think this game would be even more fun.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'NotLedgerH', u'text': u'hot', u'hours': 40.3, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198356795137', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 4, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Foxgirl', u'hours': 137.6, u'products': 83, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u"The idea is fun, I haven't played any game like it. But everyone who I have talked to has had issues with the game following inputs. I pushed dodge so I don't die? Nah, game just things that I am gonna sit there like an idiot. Maybe it's because there are specific frames when you can do things. If that's your bowl of soup knock yourself out, but that is stupid to me.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'back to the good ol days', u'text': u'awful Awful awful. this games framerate is awful, playing it is awful, you cant even move you just click things, awful, short and awful', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2015-05-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198116240347', u'product_id': u'277270', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 26, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'EclipsedHusky', u'text': u"A really amazing combination of games. Though at times the controls can get in my way since rotate is only during Stirring and I often want to play it like tetris.\nHours a bit boosted, but certainly has a few hours to give. Biggest issue so far is the Brigade challenge ramps up really hard (playing hard difficulty)\nOver all, if they refined the combat they could have easily made a game with that alone, but the match three portion adds a depth of keeping in mind of what you bother to kill, or keep on your outings.\n-SPOILERS BELOW-\nSo, having completed Mina's arc, I have to say the difficulty feels, weird. (on hard) Suddenly having 3 back to back challenges. And the fact you are sort of punished for preparing for challenge 1, into 2, then 3. But once I had my items properly set I did challenge 3 in my first run. Which made it feel awkward.\nAnd then bam, start all over, same rules, but now you're someone else. The chapter system is also a bit weird since it feels like the chapters should have been more like. Book1 Chapter 1-X.\nStill over all enjoying it, but I really dislike how the new character plays currently. Feels off from the combat you start out with.", u'hours': 17.7, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198025148070', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 491, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Zenmonk9003', u'text': u'I just got the game and decided to check it out..., this is what I wanted from Elite: Dangerous and more. The game is in development still but you would never know it by playing. Good story with basic graphics and great gameplay. If you are looking for a space rogue-like that offers more than FTL then this is the dip for your chip. If you like FTL then just get the game and thank me later.', u'hours': 21.3, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198062321709', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 250, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Zailix', u'text': u'you really do want this game!.. but your poor arent you?\neven if you had the money for the game, it would still\ncost more than your actual GPU.', u'hours': 7.9, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198345736470', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 44, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Tree God, God of Trees', u'text': u'A very happy, fun, charming adventure about a group of kids as they journey to find the true meaning of the word "friendship".', u'hours': 16.3, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198298638835', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 107, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'ZoSo', u'text': u"Moe murder mystery.\nEnjoying it so far, sticks very close to the anime.\nOdd VN in that there is little interaction or choice but a good story makes for an enjoyable experience.\nOh, go into it blind, you'll thank me for it. ;)", u'hours': 3.4, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197969593604', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 125, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Tonguc', u'text': u"The game has very nice visuals, breath taking atmosphere and voice acting. The story is also great, very detailed. The ambient music makes you live inside the levels.\nI've played for about 3.5 hours and still looks like there's a lot more, so a good gameplay time for an indie title.\nAbout the graphics, especially the lighting and the particles are used very well.\nThe levels are well designed. Simple in the beginning and gets complicated as you progress further.\nCertainly worth the full price. When it is also on sale, you really can't go wrong.", u'hours': 3.5, u'date': u'2017-07-22', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'324060', u'page_order': 9, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 725, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'dmnc', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 1269, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-02-16', u'text': u"First impression: cute and adorable.\nNice enviroment, mouse movements, visuals, everything is cute. I've played a few minutes and gameplay is pure stealth in the beginning (which I like). I'm not fan of reading long and unimportant stories inside the games so I hope I don't miss anything because there's a lot of notes. Pitty that characters are voiceless, even narrator is missing, everything is silently written, at least narrator can add some great atmosphere. AI is stupid, just scripted if you trigger their attention all you need is run and hide and you can do this forever. As a mouse you can collect/grab so many items, required for your progress or just proviant.\nI've backed this game on Indiegogo and wait for it for a long time. Game is still under development but seems to be pretty solid. I recomment to waint until the sale but at this point of development I like it and giving one possitive for GoaT.\nLooking forward to my next gameplay and of course I'll update my review.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'ynaq', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 823, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2015-03-26', u'text': u'Kinda charming but overall pretty bad.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Kaaizen', u'hours': 2.9, u'products': 480, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2015-03-20', u'text': u"Has major issues, mouse keeps getting stuck in a corner of the game and you can't do anything.\nDONT WASTE UR MONEY TILL THEY FIX IT !!!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'OnTheWired', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 2262, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2015-03-16', u'text': u'A very bad copy of the mythic Theme Hospital. Do not waste your time here !', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Crache', u'hours': 9.3, u'products': 854, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2014-07-10', u'text': u"Based on the movie Iron Sky, which is like Spaceballs + Mars Attacks + Team America + Moon Nazi UFOs + Julia Dietze, the game is pretty much only interesting if you have seen the movie and are kind of craving that little bit more.\nKeeping in mind that I basically got this for $2 during a sale and the $2 was free from steam market stuff, it's not bad.  However, nothing about it is worth full price.\nIt's a fairly casual shooter with auto-aim and generic mission types.  It was designed to be a fully cross platform iOS/Android/PC release and it shows though it's quite acceptable graphically, being pulled up by the usage of assets from the movie such as the soundtrack, ship models, cinematics and live actors.\nThe keyboard/mouse controls are supposedly pretty bad, but I never tried them.  It plays ok with a 360 controller, though aiming is a little sensitive.\nThe Second Fleet DLC doesn't really add anything of value to the game, so there's no reason to get it.  Meteorblitzkrieg is 20 minutes long and not bad for the 74 cents it cost, so if you still want 20 minutes more then there it is.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'BlackMarket', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 226, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2014-07-10', u'text': u'if you are a fan of the movie this is a nice addition to your collection. pretty simple and kinda dumb. but it is fun to blow nazis into space debris.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Iron Dagger', u'hours': 14.5, u'products': 1155, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2014-07-10', u'text': u'7/10\nInvasion is a basic but enjoyable Spaceship Simulator based on the film Iron Sky (2012)\npro: nice soundtrack\ncon: unstable', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Pete the MiniWheat Johnson', u'text': u'After I Turned my lake intot he most prefect lake all all time,I said to myself. Hmmm,why not one more otter? Well Let me say..... that SINGLE otter caused a chain-reaction that not only killed everything in my lake but a geniside of the otters themselfs! Fantasic!Dont Otter rate this game!\n+8/10 Lake Experiance@!3', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-10-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198042485966', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 23, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Adapt', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 181, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-10-25', u'text': u'This game is terrible.\nYou spawn about 3 types of sea creatures and they fight.\nI really dont understand the point in this game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'HoldMyBeer', u'text': u'boring and i do not recomend this game do to lack of things to do', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-10-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198140961269', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 54, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'HaroldoNVU', u'hours': 17.8, u'products': 1107, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2011-06-09', u'text': u"A mixture of old school real-time with pause RPG like Baldur's Gate and and tactics game. This is one challenging game and the beginning can feel very frustrating, but things start looking up once you start rolling with a full team. The game's setting and art direction is deeply rooted in Silver Age super hero comic books.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Wh1ppet', u'text': u'Superheroes with a sense of humor.', u'hours': 13.8, u'date': u'2011-06-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197970480286', u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 653, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'nbsgamer', u'hours': 22.9, u'products': 625, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2011-05-02', u'text': u'Another game in my top 10.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Salarn', u'hours': 9.1, u'products': 3495, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-16', u'text': u"A lot of systems were woven into making 'Battlepaths' complex time units for movement and attacks, random loot enhancements, and supporting structures.  Yet none of these systems turn out to be compelling enough to push players forward primarily by making the progression increments so small that it is barely felt.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'a\u030d\u030d\u030d\u030d\u030d\u030d\u030d a\u030d\u030d\u030d\u030d\u030d\u030d\u030d a\u030d\u030d\u030d\u030d\u030d\u030d\u030d a\u030d\u030d\u030d\u030d', u'hours': 1.9, u'products': 545, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-10-22', u'text': u'lol', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Magical Jollyfish', u'hours': 3.9, u'products': 429, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-10-21', u'text': u"While the game has a solid framework in place it's god-awful to look at and not at all interesting to actually play. Definitely not recommended at its 4.99 asking price, but I wouldn't recommend buying it on sale for under a dollar either when there are free to play games out there that offer a better experience. This game would look more at home as a free game on Newgrounds than on an actual digital storefront.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'rider on the storm', u'text': u'If only the whole Suicide Squad Major Motion Picture Team had played this game before doing the 2016 Movie.', u'hours': 22.0, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 19, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 45, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'CSKAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', u'text': u'lvl', u'hours': 5.9, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198080411788', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 1, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 28, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'YEROCnamrus', u'hours': 27.1, u'products': 201, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u"Good game, story is good, looks good, feels good and and doesn't get sh*t with having 900 riddler trophies to collect. Getting 100% is do-able.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'dtsurpreme', u'text': u'Dont work for steam get just use the orginal client. Until then steam please fix', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2016-12-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198068324707', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 6, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'ThiccSpiccDicc', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 14, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-12-18', u'text': u'I honestly enjoy this game even after all those grueling years and the dark ages of 2013-14. I must say this game has A LOT to improve on especially in the graphics department. However this game has very very unique mechanics. The juggle mechanic is easy to pick up unlike other fighting games and it also has some very very advanced tricks that are sometimes near impossible. The exocore system is alos rather interesting. This allows you to transform and gain new abilities, this can range from just adding "V" and "B" skills, restricting either kick or punch combos to add a balance(yaki cannon for example) or completely changing your combos such as many soul fighter exos and shield cannon.\nThis is also something rather unique about this game. Your battles can range from 1v1s to 4v4 to FFA with 7 other players. Common maps for 1v1 are dojo and Blacktop Melee. FFA is generally mixed but moon seems to be the most popular. Glacier cove is a great team map too\nnow onto the negatives\nTHE DAMN COMMUNITY! This community is extremely toxic and sometimes threatening as these people (mainly self proclaimed top 1v1ers) are known to take things to the extreme.\nThe servers in this game are peer-to-peer which makes the game lag like hell if your playing with someone on opposite sides of the US.\nBoxes boxes boxes, recently there have been RNG boxes that can be bought and contain 100% of the new content released.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Aeron', u'hours': 3.5, u'products': 165, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-12-17', u'text': u'Love to see another old OGPlanet game aside from Zone 4 getting released on Steam but... Come on. First time I launch it: Sure no problem, "Oh the memories" and whatnot. Second, third, fourth and fifth time I launch it: "ERROR" window and it closes after the running goat loading screen. WTF GAME?', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Sarkoth', u'text': u'One of the best Bejeweled clones out there and a great port.', u'hours': 54.5, u'date': u'2016-09-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197969749884', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 1449, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'smoke&3is', u'text': u'Nice concept, easy to play, very fun.', u'hours': 41.5, u'date': u'2016-08-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198094089328', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 44, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'mcbargava', u'hours': 17.7, u'products': 1987, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-08-25', u'text': u'A good port and a relaxing game in Might & Magic universe.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Master Lea', u'text': u'Fun to play before bed.', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-09-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 169, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Vukishaa', u'hours': 3.3, u'products': 15, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-09-19', u'text': u'good', u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Kate Marsh', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 116, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-09-19', u'text': u"+ Great art style, creepy sometimes.\n+ It is free these days.\n+ It has trading cards.\n- It gets really boring.\n- As a controller hater, the keyboard & mouse controls are dissapointing me. The movements are harsh and silly. If you don't have a controller, don't play it, even if you like it. It ruins the game.\n- The audio is extremely monotonous, annoying even at some point.\n- There are no sound settings, besides the on/off.\nIt should've remained just a mobile game. If you have to pay for it, just don't.\nMinor spelling and formatting mistakes.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'EpicImmortal_trade.tf', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 65, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u"To everyone who saw a youtuber use this and thought it was an easy way to make films... It isn't, you will need to look up a tutorial to even understand it, and when you do it is a lot of fun.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Blake Gillman', u'text': u"Great for a beginning animator, bad for anything else. Though the engine itself is capable of producing great work, it is only because of the dedication of those using it. When a Software's framerate is almost completely determined by the engine and not the PC using it, it raises red flags.\nBut what annoys me the most is my PC is great at running most things on High graphics settings, whereas in Source Filmmaker I receive around 15FPS because I load up medium detail scenes. This low framerate alone is what really makes the software unenjoyable for average use beyond curiosity. If the software didn't come with source assets it wouldn't be used at all as custom assets require lots of time and effort in just getting them into the software, let alone the time it takes to actually make the assets.", u'hours': 896.0, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 13, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 83, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Physco Boy!', u'text': u'i need time to get used to it but it is very easy to understand and it is fun to play with and i want to make something funny next time but i need to watch videos just to see if im missing everything.\nbut overall a great team fortress animator and hopefully you read this, well done!', u'hours': 2.6, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198133386073', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 15, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'dirkinzs', u'text': u"I few years ago I played a game jam game called The Aurora Wager (find it over at:\nwhich was a hot air balloon flying game. Ever since I've been looking for a game that takes the idea to the next level and it looks like this is it.\nBeing able to build your own balloon is a lot of fun and all the pieces you get to play with fit together very nicely. Once you get a feel for how a balloon controlls the movement is very fun and the feeling of successfully landing on an island is very satisfying.\nI wish I could just say wonderfull things about this game but for the sake of fairness I can't do that. The Balloonist is still clearly in a very early state and it does show. Many of the objects are mising proper models. The combat is very simple and the lack of a endgoal hurt the experience. (I will be posting on the discussion page about some of the bugs and suggestions if you wish to read more on that)\nWith all that said I played for a solid six hours in my first session and it was a lot of fun once I got going. With a bit more time in devolpment this game could really shine. Overall, despite the game's need for polish and content the core mechanics all seen to be in place and they are well made and fun to play with.", u'hours': 11.6, u'date': u'2017-12-15', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198112847560', u'product_id': u'681380', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 381, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'[NOR]Tiedemann', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 263, u'product_id': u'681380', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-29', u'text': u'"Due to limited budgets we are Releasing the Game in this early state"\nVery early and very rough. You do however get the idea of what it is about. You pretty much get what you see in the video now, and there is a tutorial when you start. It works on Linux but only in windowed mode becuase of the Unity bug. I was not able to get it in fullscreen after starting it.\nIt\'s worth the price as long as it keeps growing. The dev seems to be honest about expectations and that\'s important in my world. I actually think this could be a game for kids too since it is kinda easy to get started and understand, but it needs more content ofc.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'North American Pavement Ape', u'text': u"Before I played:\n\uff3c\uff3c \uff3f\n\u3000\u3000 \uff3c( \u0361\xb0 \u035c\u0296 \u0361\xb0)\n\u3000\u3000\u3000 <\u3000\u2312\u30fd\n\u3000\u3000\u3000/ \u3000 \u3078\uff3c\n\u3000\u3000 /\u3000\u3000/\u3000\uff3c\uff3c\n\u3000\u3000 \uff9a\u3000\u30ce\u3000\u3000 \u30fd_\u3064\n\u3000\u3000/\u3000/\n\u3000 /\u3000/|\n\u3000(\u3000(\u30fd\n\u3000|\u3000|\u3001\uff3c\n\u3000| \u4e3f \uff3c \u2312)\n\u3000| |\u3000\u3000) /\n`\u30ce )\u3000\u3000L\uff89\nAfter I played:\n\uff0f\uff8c\uff8c \u3000\u3000\u3000\u3000\u3000\u3000 \u3000\u30e0\uff40\u30fd\n/ \u30ce) \u3000 \uff09\u3000\u30fd\n/ \uff5c\u3000\u3000( \u0361\xb0 \u035c\u0296 \u0361\xb0\uff09\u30ce\u2312\uff08\u309d._,\u30ce\n/\u3000\uff89\u23127\u2312\u30fd\u30fc\u304f\u3000 \uff3c\u3000\uff0f\n\u4e36\uff3f \u30ce \uff61\u3000\u3000 \u30ce\uff64\u3000\uff61|/\n\u3000\u3000 `\u30fd `\u30fc-'_\u4eba`\u30fc\uff89\n\u3000\u3000\u3000 \u4e36 \uffe3 _\u4eba'\u5f61)", u'hours': 21.0, u'date': u'2017-07-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 6, u'user_id': u'76561198027769668', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 160, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'R\u709c\u709c', u'text': u'It is a good game.', u'hours': 32.7, u'date': u'2017-07-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198394547753', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 4, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'mike', u'hours': 21.2, u'products': 135, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-07-08', u'text': u"It's compelling enough that I want to keep playing and playing. Also the music when you win a game is great.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Blair Mitch Project', u'text': u"This game is actually pretty damn fun. The graphics are nice for what the game is trying to be and the situations are thought provoking and sometimes fairly difficult. Another great thing about this game is that it keeps the retro vibe by sending you back to the level if you make the wrong decision but it let's you have checkpoints so that you don't have to go all the way back to the beginning of the game if you fail, not making you want to RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR... I'm getting a little carried away heh heh. The point is, the game is actually pretty fun and challenging. Do I recommend it? Absolutely, especially while the summer sale is on. Give it try. I don't think you'll be disappointed.", u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2016-06-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198169048674', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 74, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Double Uppercut', u'hours': 2.4, u'products': 289, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-06-16', u'text': u'When it comes to Out of this World (Or Another World, whichever you prefer), it seems as though the majority of people who\'ve played it consider it to be a video game masterpeice.\nAnd then there\'s IGN who gave it a 4/10. But they suck. So let\'s talk about my opinion.\nI enjoyed it. I wouldn\'t consider it as great as some other people made it out to be, but I think it was a unique video game experience that I\'ll definitely play again in the future.\nAnother World follows a professor working on some experiments late at night, when a thunderstorm breaks out, and you\'re stranded in another dimention... another world, as the title implies. You first attempt to survive, but then you\'re captured by the ruling government in the area, and you make your new friend... Mike Aruba. Game Grumps fans know what I\'m talking about.\nThe game is relatively simple. You can run, jump, stomp, and shoot and the challenges stick primarily to those abilities, save for some exceptions here and there. But I enjoy Another World for it\'s difficulty being enough of a ramp that you can still grasp what you have to do.\nBut there are points where Another World is just being f***ing unfair.\nThere are certain portions where you have to have enough foresight from dying earlier, that you know what to do. Sometimes you don\'t even need that. You need so much foresight, that in the context of Another World\'s story, it seems a little odd that the professor knows that he needs to open up a tunnel for water to flow, hit a cave wall to fill up the cave water (even though that clearly is only visible to the player), and that he needs to pull a gun on one guard, and then let one guard throw four grenades before killing him. It doesn\'t make me hate the game, but these odd choices for solving puzzles did take me out of the experience here and there.\nReally these are my complaints, because the experience of Another World is actually... pretty damned enjoyable. You feel contained, alone, and nervous until you meet your alien friend who helps you in many dire situations, and you silently bond with him and you help him through situations, and he does the same for you. It\'s a truly video game story mechanic that I love seeing played out.\nThe art style is also pretty great. I like the 20th anniversary blocky textures (having seen the very pixelated graphics of 1991), and the hand-drawn backgrounds that go with them, though sometimes they don\'t always match up (Like when the professor walks through the uneven terrain of the cave like it\'s a normal floor). The lighting and color palette are also varied enough that you don\'t feel like you\'re going through the same place the whole time. It feels like you\'re making progress, like you\'re moving ahead and acheiving something.\nAnother World is, what I\'d consider, a video game must for people who want to play "classic retro" games that actually don\'t bog themselves down with samey Mario-esque conventions, and want to immerse you in a story. I\'m actually surprised I didn\'t find Another World under the "video games as art" page on Wikipedea. I think it deserves to be on that list. Good on Eric Chahi for making this game pretty much by himself.\nAnother World is a good game. I like the simple storytelling, the platforming, and the relationship between you and the big alien friend. I wasn\'t a massive fan of the puzzles here and there, and a few achievements were too easy to get (I snatched all the achievements in my 2 hours playtime. Seriously). I\'m giving Another World a recommendation, along with a solid score of 8/10.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Sniper Wolf', u'text': u"I played this game on the Amiga back in like 1993 but I never finished it. Mainly because it was so hard and back then we couldn't just search online for a guide. It's great to be able to go back and finish it now, with the help of a couple of YouTube videos.\nI think the final stages would of been amazing to see as a child. It's a really cool game but there is one part, about a third of the way through, that is almost impossible to figure out. So much so, that people online thought it was a glitch, until somebody figured it out and posted about it.\nAnyway, I always remembered the unique art style over the years (especialy the part during the opening sequence on Earth). In this version you can switch between the original and some fancy new updated graphics, by pressing a button on your controller. I think the updated graphics would of blown our minds back in 1993, haha.The game also looks great in high resolution and sounds great too.\nThe game is quite short by today's standards, I finished it and got all the Steam acheivements in around 3.5 hours. You can also access chapters from the main menu as you progress. Which makes the acheivements easier to complete and revisiting specific sections for nostalgia easier too. There's also some extra features which include a making of documentary video.\nI would totally recommend buying this game on Steam, especially if you remember it from back in the 90's. It's presented really nicely here, it's hard and you're gonna die alot but it's worth it. With the help of some future online internet technologies you can actually figure out how to finish it in 2016.", u'hours': 3.7, u'date': u'2016-06-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561198074661529', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 366, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'IIx_TMH_xII', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 138, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-05-03', u'text': u'Fun little game to pass the time though expensive for what it is.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'XJ9', u'text': u"Back in the day, this was a revolutionary flash game where you could draw your own tools to complete the level! That was amazing and it's rare to see more games with this concept even today.\n+Cool crayonish style!\n+Draw your own things to win the game\n+Great physics.\n+This game is really easy and you don't need to be a genius to beat it!\n+Fits all ages\n+Great gift to your friend\n+Great game for an evening.\n-No steam cards\n-No steam achievements\n+You can draw lewd things, screenshot it and post it into your steam feed :)\nTruly said I myself completed 99% of the levels drawing swinging hammers \xaf\\_(\u30c4)_/\xaf", u'hours': 2.9, u'date': u'2017-03-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 6232, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Lolita465', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 186, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-03-19', u'text': u"CRAYONNNNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! who doesn't like crayons and who doesn't like physics. If your reading this and you don't still get it lol. simple, easy, relaxing and you can doodle on the menu page. reminds me of bebo days :D", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'lolimYellow', u'text': u'\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665copy of smash', u'hours': 57.2, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198345065598', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 1, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Trollzor', u'text': u"This game has grown super fast in the last year or so, and to be honest I can't believe it. It has its own charm and style that sets it apart from other fighting games. I can count many ways this game brings me joy, and hate for now lets just spilt those two into pros and cons.\nPros:\nActive Dev Team.\nGood art style.\nNot pay to win.\nPretty good Elo system.\nSnowman Kor skin. (Totally not baised Kor main)\nCons:\nToxic as heck. (Srsly you get like everyone spamming ez at the end of the match)\nSome hitbox issues.\nHattori Mains.\nI wanna harp a bit on the toxicity. Once you reach a state of zen in which you can ignore it all togther like I have, but boy is it abundant. A good tip for ignoring it from experience, at the end of a match just press x (The gg button) and go, simple as that. Yeah you may be tempted to see the message but more often then not its about your mother and something about burger king.\nOverall I give it a 7/10. Try it, its free and if ya don't like it uninstall no risk at all.", u'hours': 294.2, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198068056468', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 23, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Savage Cabbage', u'text': u'SERVERS ARE BAD. BAD SERVERS.', u'hours': 57.1, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 50, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'gooserex', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 243, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2015-03-16', u'text': u"Horrible ripoff of the original, you'll wish you never purchased it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Nemesis', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 57, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2015-03-14', u'text': u'terribile', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'[+]Captain Crunch', u'text': u'Its an old game, offers a mild dose of entertainment and a somewhat warped sense of healthy humor.  I still play it from time to time just because I love money making games.', u'hours': 83.2, u'date': u'2015-03-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197992869849', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 84, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'You dont like pizza?', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 418, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2014-07-08', u'text': u'10/10 Like Skyrim with Nazi Spaceships', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'gigidang', u'text': u'So unterhaltsam der Film ist, so langweilig ist das Spiel. 2\u20ac sind daf\xfcr immer noch zu teuer, schade.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2014-07-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198008846383', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 301, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Loot Puppy <TCTS>', u'text': u'Dot Point Review of "Iron Sky: Invasion"\nIron Sky: Invasion is a fully licensed product of the movie "Iron Sky."\nThe game is a 3rd person Space Combat Flight Simulator *cough* Elite Clone*cough*\n1: More M.P.O.T.U.S. Palin, More UN bickering, etc, etc.\n2: The First ship you get to fly in Combat is the Dundee\n3: (2) is actually explained in the plot.\n4: This game is graphically gorgeous and detailed, even on a lower spec system.\n5: O.M.G. I just did a Canyon Run along a Nazi Space Zepplin!!!!!\n6: The game is currently on sale for about $2US on Steam. (90% off)\n7: All the cut scenes have the original actors. See (1)\n8: Space Ship and Space Station design true to the movie.\n9: Some parts of the tutorial are not explained as well as they could be.\n10: Some Parts of the game are not explained as well as they could be.\nFinal Review.\nRead point 5, What else can I say.', u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2014-07-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 7, u'user_id': u'76561197997281052', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 183, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'jijitheultranerd', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 14, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-10-14', u'text': u'very relaxing to be honest, i enjoyed sitting back and not having a task to do and i guess the only "task" is just sit back and click the things that you can click :3', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'SnowWhite', u'text': u'Magnificent!\nAmong Ripples could be one of best educational games\nNo need to explain your kids about complicate ecosystem\nJust tell your kids short instructions how to play and then, let them explore', u'hours': 5.2, u'date': u'2016-10-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198332950222', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 17, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'LadyxChriixBear', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 69, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-10-08', u'text': u"In a nutshell, this game is REALLY relaxing. from the music and the way everything works and looks. I'm having fun with it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'AmMaiMulteDropuriDecatKills', u'text': u'No', u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2016-04-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198052220465', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 34, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Wedge', u'hours': 16.5, u'products': 488, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-04-01', u'text': u'Game got me hooked enough to buy board game. Board game takes a good 15 minutes to set it up. Stopped playing board game and stick with this for good.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'The Apex Predator', u'text': u"Don't play this game. The dice always are in favor of the AI if you play solo\nYou will lose without any reasonable chance.", u'hours': 30.1, u'date': u'2016-03-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198062887863', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 491, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'facedancer', u'text': u"Having mixed feelings towards this game. It's not that it's a bad one. Just not well-made.\nFrom the creators of the dark, atmospheric, story-driven albeit a bit clumsy adventure Daemonica comes a dark, atmospheric, story-driven Inquisitor\u2026 but the RPG part and the duration made the whole clumsiness part exaggerated.\nDelve deep into the tedium of\n1. pixelhunting!\n2. stacking on bottles like a hobo junkie\n3. collecting scalps\n4. lengthy monotonous conversations\n5. reeeeally slow walking\n6. unskippable \u201cI have to let you go\u201d dialogue whenever you accidentally click on your dog\n7. spiders that poison you for 5 minutes with about the only remedy of going to the city and heal\u2026 and did I mention slow walking?\n8. broken balance with easy difficulty being worse off than hard (according to forums)\nIf you tell me now \u201cbut it's a hardcore dialogue-rich RPG, what did you expect?\u201d, please don't be like those people who mistake bad game design for a difficulty level. User-friendliness is not something for\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 it's a norm these days, and this game lacks a lot in this department.\nStory-wise it's an interesting concept, being an inquisitor, collecting gossip and proof, uncovering crimes against faith \u2014 and these heretical rituals are kind of grim and do make you uneasy. I guess I'm about halfway through now, and decided to just use the cheat codes to get through the dungeons without madly running/crawling to the town and back.", u'hours': 33.6, u'date': u'2016-08-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 355, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'DrakePendraig', u'text': u'Harkens back to the good old days of Arcana: of Magick and Steamworks Obscura. Writing in the game is thoroughly developed and well writen. Very old school DnD-esque; if you like that sort of thing.', u'hours': 33.8, u'date': u'2016-07-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198029251200', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 125, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'grim853', u'text': u'Oh my god It\'s so good. It took me like three hours to get working and it still isn\'t displaying correctly but it doesn\'t even matter.\nI\'ve played close to maybe an hour of it so far and I can say it\'s everything I wanted it to be. The dialogues are ripe with exposition for paragraphs on end, the tone of which is lavishly crafted to be equal parts melodramatic and faustian at once.  You\'re introduced as a detective of sorts, sent to help the church find, accuse and try heretics. The "bishop" type you are sent to meet tells you about the process of doing so, which I\'m sure will be a \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing gloriously complicated mechanic that will provide hours of harsh entertainment.\nThe aesthetic of it is so pleasingly dark, not deppressingly or overwhelmingly so, but very dull green, light brown; beautiful in a dreary sort of way. It\'s got the feel that Diablo 2 had for me back in the day. In fact that\'s not a bad comparison. It\'s like a literary Diablo 2, taking more cues from historical events (like, say, the Inquisition)  than high fantasy.\nOne criticism I might level at it is that tooltips could be more prevalant. I like complicated systems in my games, but I also like to know how to use them. A developer shouldnt play the game for you, but they should at least throw you an instruction manual. But that\'s it. Even the display issues are given a pass by me, because it\'s so damn cool.\nI might feel compelled to change my opinion once I\'ve played further, but as of now, I\'ve got a thorough erection for this game.', u'hours': 15.6, u'date': u'2016-07-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198075507228', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 587, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'\u300cmethod\u300d \u30c4', u'hours': 36.2, u'products': 124, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-09-14', u'text': u"I may be a bad person to review this because Final Fantasy is my favorite game series ever. There is only one I didn't like and that was Final Fantasy 12 because it had problems that are fixe in The Zodiac Age. Let me start by saying No I have not had any issue with frame drops or any other issues except for the buzzing audio which was fixed by running compatibility moe for windows vista. That aside it was not the best story ever but it is a great go between for FFXIII and Lightning Returns. It gives you all you need to know about FFXII and enough to get you interested in Lightning Returns. My only real gripe with the game is the metal music during bosses fights. Now I love metal of all kinds but it is too fast for how thoughtful some of the fights need to be. I can recommend this game for the above reasons. I had alot of fun completing this game I will continue to play it too 100% completion. As of right now I love wandering around looking at scenary and fighting endless droves of monsters trust me if you are a fan of Final Fantasy its worth a play. And I know I said endless droves of monsters but if you are a fan of this game you live for random encounters.\nOverall: 9/10", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'xDarkProdigy', u'hours': 17.1, u'products': 141, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-09-10', u'text': u"So far, not a bad story. I mean, I prefer FF XIII to this story...but this story is still ok. The main issue I have is with performance. My current rig has an i7-7740x kaby lake (@4.3) and two 1080s (even though this game only uses one) and I can only push a constant 30 fps...at first I thought the game was locked at 30 fps, but I do get 45 or 60 in some very small areas. This is in the highest settings. Also, in my surface book this game is virtually unplayable even in the lowest settings...now, granted the surface book would definitelly not be my go to machine to play graphic intensive games, but I wouldn't necessarily remember this game for its graphics...also, I use an xbox 360 controller for this game but the UI always uses the keyboard key which makes it a bit harder to perform what they call live action when u have to press a set of keys in a short time...The game also crashes every now and then which gets a bit annoying when you just beat or are about to beat a boss  (after 20-25 minutes into the fight) and the game just flat out crashes....IMO this port could have use some more love...", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'CheTranqui', u'hours': 8.4, u'products': 15, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-09-10', u'text': u'XIII-2 and the original XIII are NOT the same game, nor is it a faithful continuation of the story, really.\nWhile the basic battle systems remains identical (same roles, paradigms, etc), the Crystarium in 2 is all kinds of weird by compare and nowhere near as intuitive.  They\'ve also added these weird "Cinematic Action" sequences where you have to press random buttons on the keyboard in order to complete a cinematic sequence without penalty...  it completely breaks immersion and is a horrible addition to the game.\nAs for the story: you control Serah and RandomGuy.  RandomGuy is completely uninteresting, Serah is clueless, and apparently Lightning is known as the Warrior Goddess?  While what they came up with is unique, it\'s also extremely off-the-wall.  To be clear: this is not a worthy successor to FFXIII.\nDespite enjoying XIII a great deal, there\'s not a single thing about XIII-2 that I like.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Em McNasty', u'hours': 16.4, u'products': 298, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2011-03-28', u'text': u'.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'PhukFace', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 456, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2011-01-27', u'text': u'If you took a broken cok and placed it in a bag and then added 50 more broken \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 into the bag, you would have this game... it is a bag of broken \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665, dont buy at all, in fact after visiting this page you may want to dellete your internet cache just to get rid of any evidence that this game was even looked at on your pc.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'TychoCelchuuu', u'products': 480, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2011-01-17', u'text': u"This abject failure of a game made the most amateur mistake that you can possibly make: NOT ENOUGH NAZIS. That's right, Freedom Force features few if any Nazis, and it's all the poorer for it. The developers were smart enough to address this in the sequel (Freedom Force vs. The Third Reich), but if you're unfortunate enough to get stuck with the original game, you'll probably have to make your own Nazis with the amazingly detailed character creator. I made 8 Hitlers and a Goebbels before I got bored, but honestly, this is the kind of thing users shouldn't have to do on their own time. The ability to add Nazis to my game manually doesn't make up for the fact that the developers themselves pulled some sort of reverse Holocaust and left their game disturbingly Nazi Free. Stay far away from this unless you want to hunt for some Nazi mods, which are all hosted on white supremacist sites, and those guys learned all their web design skills from Geocities and Angelfire back in the day.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'^ ^2\U0001f44c WHG | DarkSkull46', u'text': u'I accidently refunded this and i want my money back', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-12-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198110862089', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 17, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'OJ345', u'text': u"This game is as laggy as crap unless I use simplified graphics. That doesn't make the game still really fun.\n10/10, will play with the strange rubber object again.", u'hours': 4.1, u'date': u'2017-12-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198307893384', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 2, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Not Iron Man', u'text': u"It's a really fun game but sometimes it's really laggy. 7/10", u'hours': 10.5, u'date': u'2017-12-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198296024863', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 23, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Bradley', u'text': u'Played it, loved it, carried on, died, came off, re opened, played it, loved it.', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2016-02-14', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 71, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'HUNNYBUN', u'text': u'The most fun you can have with your clothes off', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-02-14', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198055065180', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 263, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Mr.Cypher!', u'text': u'This is another one of them little time killers ! The game is like Pac man and the movie The Running Man lol You need to run around blasting all that moves or blast anything in your way. You then collect the orbs White Points , Green Health and Red Rockets.\nThe Dev or Devs are still adding and Tweaking it atm but it runs pretty sweet as is. I think for the $0.99 cents price tag this is one you might want to pick up and im sure in time they will add more but if not its fun as is .\nSo for the pirce i say pick this up if you are a fan of cheap neat games or what i like to call time killers!', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2016-02-14', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 3067, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'BeamerBoi', u'hours': 7.0, u'products': 59, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2015-05-07', u'text': u'Amazing! I loved it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Fizban316', u'text': u"Real fun stuff, better than the first.  Great story.  Loved the music.\nIf you've played and enjoyed the first game, I'd recommend you buy it and give it a whirl.\nOtherwise, just grab it and the first when they're on sale, and you won't be disappointed.", u'hours': 17.3, u'date': u'2015-05-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197980177272', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 296, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'\u2588\u2580\u2588 \u2588\u2584\u2588 \u2580\u2588\u2580', u'hours': 8.7, u'products': 54, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-04-19', u'text': u'I have only had time to play one play through. I would stick to the first costume quest. The story is bland, combat is weak, quests get repetitive. Overall this game is "fun", but I would stick to the first.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'$\u044f\u0454\u0192\u2113\u0454\u03c7$', u'text': u'Rly funny :)\nPlus and Min\n++++++++++++++RLY LOW PRICE\n+Rly good idea for game\n+Good music\n+Funny messages\n+ Good Graphics\n-In the begin you must collect rly mutch coins to buy a upgrade ( its rly hard)\n- No Polish language :(\n- not enough achievements', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-03-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 29, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'JERRY MAGUIRE', u'hours': 4.5, u'products': 33, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-03-17', u'text': u'Romania is a pain in the\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'amba84', u'text': u"Beautifull background story, deep characters and a nice plot with a twist are just few of the things you won't find in this game.\nJust navigate left, right, avoid Romania and everything will be fine.", u'hours': 4.5, u'date': u'2017-03-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198101360212', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 74, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'TyTYct', u'text': u'Aim is terrible. Can not play', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-07-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198151328892', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 56, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'monika', u'text': u'SAMPLE OBTAINED\nSAMPLE OBTAINED\nSAMPLE OBTAINED\nSAMPLE OBTAINE\nSAMPLE OBTAIN\nSAMPLOBTAIN\nSAMPLOTAIN\nSAMPOTAIN\nSAMPTAIN\nSAPTAIN\nSAPTAN\nSATAN\nSATAN\nSATAN\nSATAN/SATAN', u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2017-07-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 188, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 1223, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'ArenaBleeder', u'hours': 6.3, u'products': 270, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-07-24', u'text': u"Don't do it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Audiostorm', u'hours': 4.2, u'products': 136, u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u"Good game. Think about those kind of games that you play when with friends, having a family party or just want to kill some time. It's simple, it's pretty, it's quick to learn.\nDon't expect complex combo system or lots of moder fighting games moves and engine. Is a old style kick and punch game. Made for fun.\nThe characters came from the main series. For those who watched the anime or played the visual novel, it makes a lotta funny.\nControls are good. Simple move list and smooth gameplay. I have nothing to complain about it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'JimSam', u'text': u'Cool fighting game with some really nice background art, cool\nfighters, fast paced gameplay, easy to pick up and have soem fun with friends and relaly nice soundtrack. The assist characters add some nice depth to strategy though , for better or worse, many are tied to specific characters (i guess for story reasons?), it would be nice if you had free reign on this. Arcade and story modes also included!', u'hours': 3.6, u'date': u'2017-11-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198128285760', u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 192, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Morningstar', u'text': u'if it didnt have trading cards i wouldnt bother with it, the controls are garbage u move with arrow keys and u just press whatever arrow key to attack the enemy, its all based on chance, also no visual indicator on gear equipped, just terrible all around, will continue to have it open for the trading cards', u'hours': 4.5, u'date': u'2017-10-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198072995939', u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 109, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Plutie', u'text': u'A simple and fun game.', u'hours': 3.0, u'date': u'2017-09-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198089933978', u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 131, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Kweh~', u'text': u"Got it for free. Spent 66hours on it and still count, it's worth. Still trying to get all achievements and beat hardcore mode.", u'hours': 66.4, u'date': u'2017-07-08', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 5, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 310, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Mama Raccoon', u'hours': 6.3, u'products': 273, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'Even though Arkham Asylum came out back in 2009 its still holds up well in 2017 and after all these years ive finally sat down and beaten it and its REALLY good! Definitly worth a buy especially if its on sale.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'ILIA', u'hours': 17.8, u'products': 103, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'Great gameplay, graphics and story line.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Glenn', u'text': u"It's Batman.", u'hours': 14.2, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198067144594', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 726, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Jazzik', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 200, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-12-17', u'text': u'tl;dr - Many glitches, lack of options, not much for free users, not friendly to new-players.\nI\'ve played this game for a long while before it came to steam, and have thoroughly enjoyed my time spent with it. Having met some of my best friends here, it would be hard to let go of this game for good. The asthetic is simple but interesting which can also be said about the gameplay. I\'ve even written an absurdly long guide for anyone that doesn\'t want to play the game to see if they might enjoy it (Dunno why you wouldn\'t, it\'s a short download and free to play).\nTHAT BEING SAID, I cannot recommend this game to most people. Sure it\'s gameplay is simplistic, akin to Virtua Fighter in that you have a button for punch, one for kick, and another for guard, but the game is heavily overshadowed by many bad things. You have a community that, for the most part, could rival League of Legends, very common program synergy issues, gamebreaking glitches that come with every update (Seriously, we\'ve gone about 8-9 updates, each bringing a new bug that has to be hotfixed the same day because of how bad it is), and a rather neglected market for free-to-play users.\nI say the community is bad, but that\'s just the majority. There are a few good people that actually care about the people they meet (Someone actually paid off a hacker just to get my account back for me). It\'s hard to pinpoint any one place where the community is the worst, but the majority of it takes place in Guild Wars.\nSince Rumble Fighter is on such a dinosaur of an engine, it\'s very easily manipulated and quite picky about what programs you may have running. There\'s quite a lot of programs that, if running in your background, will cause RuF to think you\'re hacking, make the game run very choppy, or just close the game altogether. Most of these programs are ones that try to target RuF as an application for recording. Things like OBS, Plays.tv, and Fraps (who still uses that?). As I said, RuF is also easily manipulated. This isn\'t entirely a bad thing, but hackers are common, though they typically keep to themselves. People also like to mod the soundFX for the game, which I\'m guilty of myself. Honestly, it\'s just another way to enjoy the game having music from other games and better voices to override those VERY awful current voices.\nAforementioned, RuF has gone through many updates that you\'d think are simple, but somehow bring glitches to the game you wouldn\'t have even thought about. Say an update is supposed to bring a new ExoCore and tweak a scroll released the update beforehand. Well, somehow after the update, even though it wasn\'t even talked about being changed, an ExoCore from 2 years ago now disconnects everyone in a room if someone uses it (Yes, I\'m talking about Blade Spirit). Though, that was a long time ago, I\'m just using it as an example.\nAnd now for something heavily debated: The free-to-play market. Some people say there\'s not enough items for f2p users, others say there\'s plenty. There IS, in fact, much more content for those willing to pay real money. The thing about RuF, which is something that\'s desperately needed (and is also a hot topic) is that there\'s no trade system. People have compromised by using the in-game gifting system to trade, though that raises many trust issues. So to combat that, people have put a thread on the forums of all the trusted traders and the known scammers. My issue with this is that, for the longest time, there\'s been an in-game tip message that acknowledges that people use the gift system for trading, and it says, "Only trade with trusted players to avoid being scammed." If the developers know there\'s trading happening, and they are \'concerned\' about players being scammed, then why not implement a trading system instead of putting into place a 5day waiting period between when you friend someone and when you can gift them? It\'s something that\'s peeved me for so long and I\'d love some insight on it. Of course from a company standpoint, that\'s just more money for them because the player would get scammed, and have to spend more money on the game to get back what they missed out on for being ripped off.\nAnother big problem with the game is the skill gap. Any new player going into the game would probably quit within the first hour because there\'s no real matchmaking or ranking system in place. Sure, you start off in the "Amateur" channel, but there\'s a very well-known glitch that can demote any player into the Amateur channel. Though, I will say that most people in the FGC were big arcade players back in the day, so they\'re used to learning quickly (Because they played with money). So unless you\'re in the FGC and you\'re used to learning through hardship, there\'s not much fun to be had here.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Captain Obvious', u'text': u'This game is a pure incarnation of autism.', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2016-12-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 6, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 93, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Jaded', u'text': u'tl;dr: Try the game yourself, prep for the worst.\nPros:\n+ A unique fighting game using a \'rock-paper-scissor\' style of fighting.\n+ Offers modes for all styles of players, some unique and overlooked.\n+ Free to an extent.\n+ A growing meta-game that tests a player\'s ability in given situations.\n+ Fairly easy to pick-up and learn immediately, but has a huge learning curve.\n+ A PvE aspect that combines platforming and battling AI.\n+ The integration of community-made items exemplifies the positive involvement in the community.\nNeutural:\n~ The learning curve is immense and difficult to master, could possibly turn players off.\n~ Events are centered around microtransactions, attendance/log-ins and tournaments. Ever-so rarely do they offer a new type of event to encourage players to explore the game further.\n~ Events centered around purchases typically reward the player for making said purchases. (Buying has a positive tradeoff, resulting in more exocores, scrolls, rare equips, etc.)\n~ A smaller community which makes learning the game both easy and difficult.\n~ A fairly developed\ncompetitve scene within the game that might appeal to seasoned players.\n~ Might not be visually appealing to all players.\nCons:\n- Glitches that players, on occasion, abuse.\n- Terrible free2play market.\n- Despite having a PvE aspect, it\'s fairly underdeveloped. Glitchy platforms, sub-par voice acting, etc.\n- Lack luster updates and "new" content. A lot of recycled ideas, concepts and items.\n- Like most free2play games, it\'s pay2win. Scrolls and Exocores give players advantages in the game, most of the "better" scrolls have to be paid for.\n- A toxic community plauged with excessive drama and trash talk.\n- There\'s minimal GM involvement which results to the above bullet. A few examples would be players DDoS-ing each other, posting other player\'s IP in a global chat for all players to see; GMs provide little-to-no action.\n- Atrocious interface, SFX, and BGM.\n- Lag is prominent and sometimes unavoidable. Rumble Fighter utilizes a peer to peer connection as opposed to dedicated servers.\nI\'ve seen this game grow, I\'ve seen it peak, and I\'ve seen it\'s decline. The community and it\'s involvement is the worst aspect of this game. Having played this game on and off for 8-9 years, I am indifferent on recommending this game. If you manage to avoid the drama and \'toxic-ness\', the game at it\'s core is admittingly fun.', u'hours': 20.0, u'date': u'2016-12-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 61, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Voriig Kye', u'text': u'Fun, addictive and simple. Nice puzzles in the middle of a chess like combat.', u'hours': 34.7, u'date': u'2016-08-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198003625792', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 83, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Zaram', u'text': u'I was sold the moment I saw the weird looking \u201cseaman\u201d dog, of course this game doesnt have anything in common with the Dreamcast title but it was a selling point for me lol\u2026 and its actually pretty fun, a bit on the short side though.\nCuando vi al perro con cara de humano no pude m\xe1s que pensar en el juego de Dreamcast \u201cSeaman\u201d e inmediatamente capturo mi atenci\xf3n. Claro, lo \xfanico en com\xfan que tienen ambos juegos son los extra\xf1os animales con cara de humanos, pero afortunadamente el juego es entretenido y vale la pena, aunque es bastante corto.', u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2017-09-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 1696, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Miss_Shy', u'text': u"I got this in a humble bundle.\nThe art style of the maps is unique and was visually cool.  Even though the puzzles were interesting, It could have been more. The different mechanics added a little difficulty but not much... I was able to replay it 4x to get all the achievements which was achieved under 4hours, maybe less for those really good puzzle games.\nThe only annoying thing was the controls... Even though the controller was suugested, I used a mouse and keyboard. I don't have a controller to see if it is better.\nOverall, just a nice little game for casual puzzlers.", u'hours': 6.2, u'date': u'2017-08-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 400, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Zest Riddler', u'hours': 6.0, u'products': 1198, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-08-14', u'text': u'+ Interesting puzzles\n+ Twisted atmosphere\n+ Balanced learning curve\n+ Not too short, not too long\n- A little bit repetitive towards the end\n- Nothing really ground breaking\n- No real story\nOverall: 60/100', u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'samdogmaster', u'text': u'I LIKE CATS', u'hours': 5.1, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198424768620', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 8, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'daymoonone', u'text': u'AMAZING!!!!', u'hours': 8.0, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198243317548', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 15, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'reopri9000', u'text': u'how the \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 are you supposed to use this it doesnt show me the camera l cant do anything dont use this', u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198348114023', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 7, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'[DD]DragonVirus', u'text': u'For now its a fun small game, For now.\nBut i heard more content is coming its way.\nbut for 5 euro,\nIts really cheap, !!:)', u'hours': 5.1, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'early_access': True, u'product_id': u'681380', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 204, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'[A]gony', u'hours': 49.0, u'products': 258, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-07-07', u'text': u'I would give the game an positive review, since the mechanics, soundtracks, artworks, etc are all great.\nBUT\nAppearently its full of russians, who play either with 2 accounts or with a friend as a team (while there is a "no teams" rule).\nWhy is this bad, you may ask... well, let me explain.\nNormally there are around 100-200 people playing. Mostly only a good hand full is in the lobby either not playing or waiting for a new game.\nWhen you start a search for a ranked game, which is always played with 4 people, no teams, standard rules, and in the lobby are 4 people (including yourself), then the chance of the 2 "friends" or the 1 guy playing on 2 Accounts (i.e. pc and laptop/ tablet) is... pretty high, right?\nSo ingame you have 2 guys teaming, focusing you, while 1 of them is about to win and you are far away from it. So your chance of winning = 0%, just like the % of fun.\nFirst games i wondered, then i started checking the profiles, which are 99% russians (ya i dont like russians in online games, but why is it always them, being suspicious?) and both accounts got around the same ingame time and 1 account consists only of Gremlins Inc and is a Level 1 Account. Yap that proves the fact, that they play on 2 Accounts.\nIn a game like that, its obviously cheating, especially when its ranked. IDGAF if they do it in normal games, but rank matters.\nOnce the support finds a solution for this, i may change that review.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'DT000', u'text': u'Crash everytime', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2016-06-08', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198047114626', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 219, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Schlitty', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 738, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-03-12', u'text': u'Fairly absurdly priced casual puzzler.\nInventive gameplay gets your brain working in this one but once you learn some tricks it becomes fairly easy to beat the levels in extremely sloppy and cheesy ways. Your only object is to make a ball hit a star(s) by drawing things. You start out drawing simple shapes and lines but quickly find yourself employing pulleys, levers, and ropes to take advantage of the titular physics. Toss in an environmental object or two like a rocket and the single screen levels get quite wild. But unfortunantly a great many levels can be beaten with rinse and repeat techniques that fit your style. With countless ways to beat a level comes the reality that you can do it "your way" over and over. Which made for a short game length in the end. Each level does have three bonus challenges in ways to complete it, though I did not bother for those. Getting those would unlock a bonus world.\nThere\'s a level editor I never bothered with as any downloading/sharing requires a pestering third party registration. The music in mind numbing and borderline lullaby. I quickly turned that off. I had some fun though and got the cogs in the old brain turning a bit. I can recommend it to the puzzle fans out there for sure but...\nCrayon Physics Deluxe was a staple in early Humble Bundles and to see the price tag it has these days is quite... Um, odd. While I\'m still giving it a thumbs up, it most definitely is not a recommendation at that price! There\'s not enough content to warrant that. At all. Recommended sure, but at the right price (90%+ off or bundle).', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'honey mustard', u'hours': 41.0, u'products': 47, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'love this game!\nplays just like smash, it is easy to pick up and play. it is definitely worth the dowload!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Queasy Moan', u'hours': 54.1, u'products': 396, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'like what even is super smash bros', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Slurmz MacKenzie', u'text': u"If you want Theme Hospital, don't get this.", u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2015-02-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197970016784', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 465, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Duke', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 634, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2014-07-07', u'text': u'Cheap cash-in to a giant letdown of a movie. There cannot be any recommendation as this is very dull and feels like a cheap browser game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Just a Mushroom', u'text': u'The otter is an a$$hole', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-10-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198103617200', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 29, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Pod', u'hours': 2.0, u'products': 969, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-02-08', u'text': u"Memoir 44 the boardgame (+ copious expansions) is great.\nMemoir 44 online is a pretty good implementation -- it's faster to set up, though it lacks the physical fun of rolling dice.\nBut you have to pay continually to play, which is a massive rip off. So why bother?", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Chrisjoho', u'text': u'This is a fun 2 player war strategy game.  If you like boardgame type playstyle, you will enjoy this.', u'hours': 13.2, u'date': u'2016-02-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198083521202', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 71, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'HauptmannFIN', u'text': u'The game itself is good and addictive. This is very nice version of the board game. I cannot recommend the game, because of the "pay to play" system. Too bad, really.', u'hours': 7.0, u'date': u'2016-01-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197991952990', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 606, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Squid', u'hours': 25.2, u'products': 113, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-07-10', u'text': u"I haven't gotten too far in the game but thus far I am intrigued by the writing and the story; I would suggest reading a guide here on Steam called something like Beginner's Guide to Inquisitor, which provides a brief walkthrough of the very first part of the game and some other helpful information, some of which is not covered anywhere in the game itself or otherwise implied in a conspicuous manner.\nThe gameplay seems ok, except I wish it was less action-oriented, but that is just a personal preference which I can overlook considering I also enjoy games like Diablo.  What I enjoy most about the game is the lore and premise of the story, there is a lot of reading to do, so if you don't like to read you probably shouldn't get the game.  What I enjoy most is the part of the game that doesn't involve fighting and the combat.  I still don't mind it too much, but I dislike some aspects of the gameplay and the game doesn't help you along enough with certain information about it, along with other aspects of the game, most of which I can disregard.\nI am eager to play this game more but personally am not that crazy about the style of combat and gameplay associated with that; my dislike of the combat might be explained by the fact that I haven't gotten very far in the game and it is more punishing at first, but rewarding later.  I think it's a special game and deserves significant recognition for its writing and the unique universe the developers created, which I would like to explore more of, not only because of the writing though but also because of the overall atmosphere of the game.  The music is great also, and the game doesn't look too bad and is fine at higher resolutions. Inquisitor has that classic RPG thing going, but not just for the sake of it being classic or old, it just works out that way.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Sarkoth', u'text': u'Question: What would happen if you crossed the setting of Warhammer Fantasy with the gameplay of Diablo, took all Warhammer races out of the equation, left demons in, added standard fantasy races and made the player a member of the holy inquisition?\nAnswer: Killing for either personal gain, for justice or just because you are a mad, sick f*** - all while burning heretics after completely ridiculously orchestrated trials which could have come right out of a history book from the middle ages.\nThe gameplay flow is sometimes a bit on the slow side to to excruciatingly slow character movement even while running (makes the world appear bigger), combat is quite repetitive (in one single playthrough I must have killed a mandatory amount of around 8000 enemies), graphically it looks like it was developed around Y2K (and actually it started development exactly that year), the localization is sometimes dodgy, the gameplay is very linear compared to other isometric RPGs from the golden Age of Baldur\'s Gate and even with all those flaws, I had a blast playing inquisitor for over 100 hours.\nMight sell a lot better if it was rebranded as "torture and burn heretics simulator" and they took out the entire RPG part. I\'m kidding. It might be far from AAA, but it\'s great nonetheless.', u'hours': 110.8, u'date': u'2016-06-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197969749884', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 1449, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Mead Champion', u'text': u'It is a serious, demanding and unforgiving game with a unique setting and a dark atmosphere.\nTedious, frustrating and almost unbearable at the beginning, but enjoyable, rewarding and immersive from the middle to the end.', u'hours': 113.6, u'date': u'2016-06-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 109, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Senpai-desu~', u'hours': 5.2, u'products': 57, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-09-10', u'text': u'Abysmal port unstable framerates are very noticeable very few graphical options.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Techman Gaming Network', u'hours': 8.2, u'products': 307, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-09-09', u'text': u"***WARNING POSSIBLE SPOILERS IN THIS REVIEW***\nGetting past all the technical issues the game had at launch, (which has been patched away both officially and fan made), this game is by far way better than the first.  The graphics are about the same as XIII, as well as the combat is mostly the same, with a few exceptions.  However if there is one thing that is vastly superior in every way possible, it is the story.  Seriously, where XIII had a pretty dry story without any real surprise moments, XIII-2's story is the exact opposite in every way!  The twists and turns of time travel in XIII-2 reveal so much more to the original XIII story then was ever told in the previous game.  I emplore you, even if you absolutely hated the original XIII story, play this game to see how much better the story can actually get!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Tops', u'text': u'A really bad port of an okay game.\nWhile it looks better than the PS3/360 version (Only Slightly) it runs like absolute\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2017-09-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198043522334', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 141, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Boris.Has.Arrived', u'hours': 20.4, u'products': 134, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2011-01-06', u'text': u'This is one of the best comic book games ever made. So if you like ridicilous silver age comic book plots, RPG, and tactical games, this is must buy!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Kamikaze Pilot', u'hours': 4.0, u'products': 81, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-19', u'text': u'why did i buy this', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'french fries', u'text': u'this game was created by doctor who, how i know that? because is who in title game. this game really offends me because my dad left me at mcdonalds when i was 8, and i dont know who my dad is. pls remove game. i also only get 0.2 fps on this game with my 60 fps minesweeper pc built for 20+ minecraft gameplay. if you donate pc to me i will give you donut. pls donate i am poor african child. i eat my brothers organs. donate man.', u'hours': 4.1, u'date': u'2017-12-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198176625922', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 4, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 128, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'cameronthemaster10034', u'hours': 2.4, u'products': 13, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-18', u'text': u'the best game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Realgamerforlife1', u'text': u'the name caught my attention and the for the price omg you cant beat it game is super fun addicting and a little challenging and the music makes it even more fun i highly recommend it, i also did a gameplay on it check it out.', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2016-02-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561198200701363', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 44, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Litoo Blek Sebno', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 44, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-02-13', u'text': u"Excellent little arcade shooter with no visible bugs (as of yet). The dev(s?) seem(s) to be active on the forums, and promising more content in the future. This is the most fun I've had in a while. 10/10, its 99 cents, just pick it up.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'The Scarlet Pimpledick', u'text': u"please devs give us an option to mute the music.Crappy EDM makes it unplayable for me but I still think it's fun,just without the bloody music.Thanks!", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2016-02-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198074545670', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 55, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Social Diseases', u'text': u"Inferior in every way to the original. There's not much more to say. It took a charming, simple little game and made it needlessly complicated to prolong playtime.", u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2015-04-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197976812896', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 310, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Scornado_YT', u'hours': 10.3, u'products': 69, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2015-04-05', u'text': u'THIS GAME SUCKS IT CAN GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF BECAUSE IT WAS A RIP OFF PRICE FOR WHAT YOU GET!!!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Halflight', u'hours': 7.0, u'products': 184, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2015-04-02', u'text': u"Costume Quest 2 is the sequel to the original turn-based soft RPG made by Double Fine around 2012. It continues the story of the two twins Reynold and Wren exactly where the last DLC for the first title ended: after managing to return to their own time, they must resort to time travel to stop the evil plan of Dr. Orel White, a dentist bent on destroying Halloween for good and rule the whole world.\nGameplay-wise, Costume Quest 2 doesn't differ that much from the first game's formula, but manages to tweak several elements along the way. The combat is the feature that recived the greatest overhaul: while the whole turn-based RPG fare with QTEs for extra damage is still there, now the health of the characters doesn't refill itself after combat (forcing you to visit fountains scatterd in the areas or consume a stock of candy to heal up), your attacks can either be nice or amazing and dish out damage accordingly regarding when precisely you press the attack button, you can defend yourself and try to counterattack via QTEs, chains of attacks are available and enemies tend to hurt a bit more and some will respawn to free roam the streets again. The sequel also introduces three classes for enemies and costumes alike, Tech, Wizard and Monster: there is a little weakness/resistance system going on between each to put some emphasis on gear and target choice. Finally, this time around  you can actually buy upgrades for your costume, which either empower the character's attacks or add some useful side effects. While these novelties make the first encounters you'll face very challenging and requiring some demanding good timing, as you progress through Costume Quest 2 and gain the roughly ten levels there are to get you'll become more and more powerful and get used to the QTEs general flow, to the point of making most of the battles trivial (the bosses in this game are especially disappointing because, unlike the first game, they don't display any unique gimmick and all boil down to a very easy dps race).\nAside from the combat, eveything you left in Costume Quest returns in the sequel as you'd expect: in the roughly three main areas you'll visit in the second game there a lot of doors to knock on for trick or treating, obstacles to overcome with the right costume, collectable cards that give you a pletora of effects in combat and a huge crowd of NPCs to interact with. The writing is still funny and charming as you remembered.\nIn short, Costume Quests 2 is a fairly good attempt as a sequel and feel free to buy it if you enjoyed the first game", u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Lightningblizerd', u'hours': 2.5, u'products': 83, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-03-14', u'text': u'Memez but the actuall game? Its a bit boring after time.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Harry The Wolf', u'hours': 2.0, u'products': 389, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-03-14', u'text': u"This is way too fun and addictive.\nIt may seem that it offers little and repetitive, but trust me that you will always want to reach higher.\nAlso, you're gonna hate Japanball and Rumaniaball with your heart.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'cagricelebi', u'hours': 3.6, u'products': 263, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-03-12', u'text': u"This is a must have for Polandball fans. If you are not into this political genre, stay away.\nPros:\n- Fast and easy play.\n- Random fun encounter.\n- France encounter cutscenes.\n- Free, and separate, Soundtrack DLC.\n- Each country with it's stereotypical jokes.\n- Geralt in the main screen.\nCons:\n- Grind is though.\n- Maybe enable Workshop for Custom balls.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Gamer', u'text': u'', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-07-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 675, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Ebin Caps', u'text': u'If you want to kill yourself, just play Umbrella Corps.', u'hours': 4.5, u'date': u'2017-07-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 448, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Overkill', u'text': u'Absolutely terrible FPS, this is almost as bad as CSGO, it is that poor. Avoid like the plague.\nMy Score - 1.5/10', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-07-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 1584, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'zorlag', u'text': u'This fighting game is one of the easier ones to pick up, but is not without its depth. Fighting system has a heavy emphasis on spacing ("footsies") and punishing counter-attacks. This makes the basics easy to pick up, since this is a rather intuitive concept. Action is smooth and moves are pretty easy to execute for most part.\nPlot is visual novel fare with light-hearted, comedic tone. There is also a lot more material about the characters available. Easiest to find is probably the anime series "Koihime Musou", so watch that if you\'d like to feel a little bit more connection to the cast.', u'hours': 22.4, u'date': u'2017-11-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197970296271', u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 398, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u"Hans 'Pichy' Stockmann", u'hours': 7.2, u'products': 284, u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-10-29', u'text': u'The pure footsies fighter everyone claims they want but never really played.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Tay', u'text': u'Fun to play, nice to see, lots of cute wifus.\n100% Recommend.', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2017-08-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198097011080', u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 382, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Paco Vodka', u'text': u'I bought this game for a whole $0.79 because I was poor and bored. I have played 42 hours of this game according to steam and to be honest I think that is low balling it. I\'m not sure what kind of poor-college-student-inducing sorcery hoodoo was used to birth this game, but it is worth every, literal penny\u2014all 79 of them.\nThis game rewards exploring and checking all your corners. The first few run throughs can be tough, especially if you\'re trying to conquer hard-core. This is because you can never really be sure what you\'re about to get into sometimes until you\'re right in the middle of it. Sometimes it\'s strangely colored echolocating bats, or weird lumpy genie woman things, or your good ol\' run of the mill goblin.\nThe gear is pretty awesome when you get something new and fairly over powered early on. I do wish that the player character would reflect the changing gear.\nOveralll, I would recommend this game to whoever had the time, patience, and cheetos to listen me gush on end about this game. A conversations which usually goes:\n"Hey, what did you think of this game?"\n"I got it for 79 cents and I played it for 42 hours."\n"Huh, sounds like a good deal."\n"Yup."\n. . . or something like that.', u'hours': 42.9, u'date': u'2017-06-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 59, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Booster', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 80, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-06-10', u'text': u'quite fun haha', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'"RiP Pc"', u'text': u'bad game', u'hours': 15.1, u'date': u'2017-06-06', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 8, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 210, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'ShMoN3Y', u'hours': 4.7, u'products': 20, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'GG', u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Adam Yassin', u'text': u'The Best Superhero Game', u'hours': 27.1, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198188419230', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 43, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'\u239b\u239dElin Meli\u23a0\u239e', u'hours': 32.0, u'products': 500, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'This game is just a ton of fun.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'TygaMike', u'hours': 8.8, u'products': 156, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'text': u"The mystery and writing and such were really good. It has a really slow start however so you will have to suffer through a few hours of slice of life stuff. One thing that really irked me was how little alternate art there was. Like one scene where a character is holding an axe but the art just shows their usual art. Or a few particularly shocking scenes that happen later on that have no art whatsoever. Basically, it's a good visual novel, a great novel, and kinda fails on the visual part. Still worth a read and I'm looking forward to reading the rest of the series.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Mikhail MechHitler', u'text': u"What the \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665. This game, slow at first, but immersive, I found myself enjoying being immersed in the culture of Hinamizawa, then slowly but surely I find myself on the edge of my seat biting my nails wanting to know more. When I stop playing the game I can still feel my heart pounding. When I sit back down to play I hesitate, do I want to know more, or should I just pretend this never happened. If you're wise just run, pretend you're not interested in this game, forget you've heard of it. But know that the gnawing feeling in the back of your mind, wanting you to know more; why did someone leave this review; what happened here to warrant this kind of review... Those are the thoughts you'll be left with should you choose to see this through. In the end, good luck.", u'hours': 12.9, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198011390437', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 675, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'ER\u039bSED', u'hours': 19.1, u'products': 95, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-29', u'text': u"that's escalated quickly, psycological fans will love this", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'BDHart', u'hours': 293.4, u'products': 58, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'Best loading sim 2k18', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'lev', u'hours': 85.9, u'products': 43, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'demon', u'text': u'magaria dzlian', u'hours': 189.9, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198392700299', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 6, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'FourTimidmeat', u'text': u'High Priest ZUN has heard our prayers', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198060556851', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 120, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'AquaRegia', u'hours': 13.6, u'products': 368, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'Bullet hell.\nFinally I can finish the easy mode.\nNow training to defeat the normal mode :joy:', u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'knavit', u'text': u'\u6ee1\u8eab\u75ae\u75cd\uff01\uff01\n\u7ee7\u7eed\u7ee7\u7eed\uff01\uff01', u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198316240933', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 91, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Zenmonk9003', u'text': u'I just got the game and decided to check it out..., this is what I wanted from Elite: Dangerous and more. The game is in development still but you would never know it by playing. Good story with basic graphics and great gameplay. If you are looking for a space rogue-like that offers more than FTL then this is the dip for your chip. If you like FTL then just get the game and thank me later.', u'hours': 21.3, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198062321709', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 250, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Robineus', u'text': u"Edit: I'm changing my initial review from tentative thumbs up to full endorsement, this game is great, it's devs are great, it has proven a highly enjoyable distraction to come back to even if it has the odd rage quit WTF moments.\nThis game is one of those ambitious titles that seeks to be a little of everything, it's a lot like a mash up of Darkest Dungeons,  Sunless Sea (in space) and possibly Stardew Valley in the sense of combining so many elements. The core mechanics of the game itself seem largely stable and could progress into becoming a sensationally good game. The devs are constantly at work to update, balance, fix or add new content based on gamer feedback.\nPros: Music is nice, writing is pretty good, game is mostly stable with very few bugs encountered. Large amount of depth, clearly the game is designed to be very expansive in what the final product will deliver an example would be the trading system which takes politics into account, house and faction trade bans which will affect your rep and so on.\nThings in the middle: Graphics, given that it's definitely an indie style game one isn't expecting great works of art but the things they do have could use some definite polish.\nEdit: The character models have been improved and general graphics are now in the realms of good.\nCons: The mini game mechanics for a lot of the ingame missions or quests could do with a lot of work. You're constintently stuck with 'dice rolls' where you have no ability to influence the outcome which has led to 25 mission failures on a storyline mission for which my captain is supposed to be a specialist in their field. This is really the part that makes me want to go away and come back in a few months to see if it's better, this design makes it constantly an unsatisfying grind to achieve anything. Also as you fly through space you are bombarded with skill checks which don't show why there was a skill check, failing intimidation every time you go past a planet and not knowing what exactly that means or how it affects your ship and crew gets old quite quickly.\nEdit: A lot of these complaints in the cons are either improved or fixed, the mini games are still quite simplistic with little interaction involved but that in itself has a certain charm and the fail rate for storylines has been largely fixed it seems. About the only big con for me personally is the lack of a save game option because maybe just maybe you don't feel like restarting your level 20 captain who was doing really well until that set of unfortunate occurences deep in hostile space...", u'hours': 98.9, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198017188773', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 248, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'almighty.cricket', u'hours': 16.2, u'products': 119, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-18', u'text': u"Do you want a space sim that tracks every decision you make, and uses them against you?\nHow about a living world that changes minute to minute with peoples who's goals and dreams are just as important as yours?\nWould you like to make a character that could be anything from an unassuming merchant to pirate smuggling loot baron?\nThis game has it all. I have been a fan of the the Trese brothers since they debuted on android. They have never dissapointed me with any of their products, including this one. If you have ever been burned on a kickstarted, then you know how great if feels when you put your money into something with a 100% confidence it will succeed. With these guys that, I feel, will always be the case.\nSo if you wanna be a space faring lord of the starry sea known as space, then hop aboard this steam train. It's only destination is fun.\nGraphics: 8/10\n- This isn't a AAA studio game, so they didn't have the budget of one, but with a little elbow grease they made it quite the sight.\nGameplay- 10/10\n-Gameplay mechanics are well thought-out and abundant. From traveling space , to basic trading everything is well thought out.\nCombat- 8.5/10\n-While combat is well done, I find it might be difficult to people just picking the game up. That being said you can choose how you fight, where you fight, and what you fight with from cannons on the ship, to the guns in the crews hands. Everything matters.\nReplay-ability- 10/10\n-This game is a sandbox with a story. How you complete, or don't complete the story is entirely up to you. Outside of the story it is virtually impossible to play the EXACT same game twice.\nOverall I'd give this game a 9/10, and with the active developer and constant updates, eventually a 10/10.\nAll that being said, all objectivity aside, full bias mode activated; I think these developers are the best. I love this game, and all their other games. If you want my personal feelings included opinion its 20/10.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Beakerish', u'hours': 7.3, u'products': 531, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'text': u'Battle Chef Brigade is a fantastic genre-busting game!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Boko No Pico De Gallo', u'text': u"I kickstarted this game because I love cooking and monster hunter, but what I got was sooooooo much better. It isn't either of those, but that isn't a detractor in the slightest. What this game has is a downright charming world, delightful characters, and a general atmosphere that makes the player feel like a warm sunny day has posessed their body. The gameplay progesses with the player so the cooking and combat doesn't feel like the same thing each time. My only (and I mean only) concern is that it might be a tad short. I have not finished the game yet, but if the gave is as short as it seems I may already be about half-ish the way through. However, I would gladly kickstart again if all the game had was what I have played up until now.\n10/10, a masta-piece.", u'hours': 9.2, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198040355464', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 61, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Aerotic', u'hours': 15.5, u'products': 119, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'text': u'Puts a genuine smile on my face, gameplay is fun, unique and refreshing. Puzzle and action platformer with food as the main concept? Pretty damn good idea, and executed very well. My only gripes would be a more animated world, but the game more than makes up for it in art style and soundtrack.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Pawss', u'text': u'I reccommend this game If you are rich. And I mean millions.', u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2016-12-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 6, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 143, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Makaveli', u'text': u'Hybrid of mediocre PvE and a PvP with an easy to learn core, but a very high 1v1 and team battle skill ceiling with broad mechanical techniques rivaling modern day fighting games such as MKX or SF5. Lots of customization options, aesthetic/stat wise. Will recommend to people willing to overlook the distasteful ancient graphical engine, very hard experience for new players due to current lack of F2P options when beginning, and the overall P2W influences ranging from minor in modes like 1v1 to extreme in modes like Team Battle. I have been playing for 2-3 years (generally shorter than majority of the community) and been able to integrate into the game well.', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2016-12-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198026254527', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 9, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'utra8', u'text': u'im having problems when signing in i accidently put my password in wrong and now just giving invalid crap :I', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2016-12-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198267218852', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 6, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'clemsonspider', u'text': u'Beautiful art style, good morals, and relaxing music. "The Way of Life" is fun and simple. Its a nice way to unwind and just experience different senarios. You g though multiple peoples lives and make simple desisions that may have larger impacts than you think. There is minimal game play but that isnt necesarily  bad thing. i very much enjoyed my time with this demo and cant wait to play the full version.', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-11-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198082894010', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 26, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Bob the soldier', u'hours': 5.1, u'products': 103, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-11', u'text': u'It was very intersting even if it looked initally bad but for a free game its better than a lot of $20 games I own so that is very impressive to say the least. 9/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'kairory', u'text': u'Pretty Good', u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2017-11-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198428775175', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 10, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'G3na5ide', u'hours': 12.3, u'products': 638, u'product_id': u'277270', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2015-04-17', u'text': u"Follows on directly from the previous game's story.  A chilled out, intelligent, adventure in the jungle, with a focus on life and the environment rather than bang-bang-you're-dead.  MacGyver style object manipulation and combination puzzles; has a distinct feel of Myst about it.  Longer and more complex than the original game, a sequel that genuinely grew and improved on the original.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'kazerniel', u'hours': 3.2, u'products': 788, u'product_id': u'277270', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2015-04-14', u'text': u"They improved the graphics and the interaction a lot, and added various minigames. I also really liked revisiting the previous game's scenes.\nSadly after 3 hours I ran into a game-breaking bug, and I can't proceed further. (See the details here:\n) Tried to contact Support for a month now without any reply, so I'm giving up on it :/", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Sayanne', u'text': u'Second part of Return to Mystery Island\nWhen finally rescue arrives, your luck turns again, and you end up again on the Island.\nThis time you need to find a way to stop the total destruction of the Island, with the help of Jep (your Monkey). In this part you can switch from Minna and Jep depending on the task at hand.\nAgain, like the first part I had to use a walkthrough more then once to find out what to do next, or to find items needed to progress.\nI love puzzle games, but this survival game is hard to complete, and not intuitive at all. Plus some puzzle are nearly impossible to complete and some are just a game of chance.\nDespite all this, I still recommend it, if you want to rack your brains and are not scared of using walkthroughs and if it is on rebate.', u'hours': 12.5, u'date': u'2015-03-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198063193728', u'product_id': u'277270', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 321, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Jady', u'text': u"good photo program\ngood save/export quality in this program!\ni make my photo's beautiful with this software.", u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2017-11-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198021652387', u'product_id': u'548760', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 971, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'DenDem', u'text': u"This is brilliant piece of software. Very intuitive and polished. I don't understand why people are so negative. N1 soft for photo editing in my pipeline!\nThanks guys!", u'hours': 21.4, u'date': u'2017-11-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198031475870', u'product_id': u'548760', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 138, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'EZduzzit', u'text': u'This is not a particularly challenging game but it does present some interesting puzzles, Good for those who like casual puzzle games.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-08-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198026461283', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 320, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'halfmonkey', u'text': u'Wonderful game with nifty graphics and sound, but completely ruined by assinine controls.  While I very much wanted to like this game, I cannot recommend to anyone without a controller for their pc.  Movement is unpredictable at best with a mouse and sucks the fun right out of the game within the first few levels.', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-07-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197970662093', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 348, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'UrbanAlmighty', u'hours': 4.1, u'products': 296, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-07-06', u'text': u'+ Art, messes with your brain, borderline trippy\n+ Clever level design overall\n+ Voice actor probably high\n+ Good achievements\n- My brain thought two of the leveles have "unfair" solutions (i.e. some platforms reachable even if it does not seem like it)\nOverall a good casual couch gaming experience', u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Zero.', u'text': u'If you watch a Tutorial on the net, it will be easy to learn. You can do cool images and animations if you have a little talent for it. But, I saw hundreds of bad animated videos on youtube.', u'hours': 14.1, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198352850462', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 17, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'sad times', u'text': u'hard', u'hours': 5.9, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198205041041', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 18, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Spade', u'text': u'alot of bad youtube videos came from this', u'hours': 10.5, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198036153874', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 72, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Hadrianus', u'text': u'ok but not as good as the actual board game', u'hours': 7.6, u'date': u'2016-01-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198242487520', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 27, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u"They're gonna hunt me for sport?", u'hours': 19.3, u'products': 818, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-01-29', u'text': u"Memoir '44 is a really fun board game. This is the video game version of the real board game, and it is just as enjoyable. However, the game starts you out with free money and charges you to play each game. Once you run out of coins, you'll either have to pay, or register a new e-mail address to get free coins again. If you do re-register with another e-mail, you'll start over from scratch, so there is no way to progress in the game without paying.\nEven so, I would recommend this game if you are interested in the board game, or if you just want to kill some time playing a board game about WWII. Just know that the coins will run out, and you'll have to decide how to proceed from there.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'zippythezip', u'text': u'Just sell me the game for say $20, keep the pay to play crap out of it.\nVery good in board game form which is worth buying, keep away from this "free" to pay.', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2016-01-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197997874693', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 814, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'M\u232crtius|PSN|SlamYourJam', u'text': u">Launches game to farm the trading cards\n>Feelsgood.jpg\n>Hears high screeching noise from intro\n>Has ear seizures\n>Makes trip to doctor\n>Doctor says I have ear cancer\n>Has 3 months left to live\nBasically don't buy this game unless you're planning on dying soon. If the intro is that painful I don't want to know what the actual game is like......", u'hours': 2.7, u'date': u'2016-05-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 7, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 477, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Awesomo 2000', u'text': u'I tried Inquisitor for a while and it is not just my cup of coffee, too much reading, too complicated and hard, also it took me a few hours until I was able to start the game on Win10, well if you really love oldschool rpgs, this might interest you.', u'hours': 3.7, u'date': u'2016-05-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198012833532', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 425, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Dr. Jester', u'hours': 53.5, u'products': 500, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-05-06', u'text': u'Amazingly well written!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Flinx', u'text': u"This is a very good game despite people writing negative reviews for it. A big step-up from the first game of the series. FF 13-2 fills the gaps its predecessor left.\nPros:\n+ Gameplay has improved alot. The game gives you alot of freedom to explore.\n+ Excellent Sound Tracks\n+ The story is much better (IMO)\n\nCons:\n- There are frame rate issues but it isn't as bad as some of the reviews make it out to be. The game still runs fine. I had tweak some settings in my GPU then the game runs smoothly.\nI will complete the review after I finish the game. The game is pretty vast and I'm really liking it so far.", u'hours': 23.2, u'date': u'2017-09-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198062102825', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 19, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'xdzzz', u'text': u"If you really want to play this game, just play it on Playstation. This is the worst PC port ever, no exaggeration. Completely unplayable for anyone with a newer system. It keeps freezing on me, has framerate problems, and has completely crashed my system. I've tried every permutation of settings in both the application and graphic driver overwrites. Only way I got it to be SLIGHTLY playable was by downgrading my drivers and I refuse to stick with old drivers simply for a poor port. Avoid like the plague. Sorry SquareEnix... I love you guys but... this one was just a lazy job...", u'hours': 14.6, u'date': u'2017-09-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197961146899', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 54, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Zork', u'text': u'Crashes harder than Princess Diana.', u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2017-09-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 11, u'user_id': u'76561198098916941', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 297, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Kyle55005', u'text': u'TRASH', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-12-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198253406084', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 20, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Tryx', u'text': u'I like to put my baby in the microwave', u'hours': 7.1, u'date': u'2017-12-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 24, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Lumenite', u'hours': 1.9, u'products': 4, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-18', u'text': u'hot af i love being daddy makes me really moist mmmm <3<3<3\ngucci af reccomend yes a lot', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Al7ammadi', u'text': u"Good game i hope they add more mods for the game\nit's worth a doller", u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2016-02-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198046113178', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 19, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Bernie Sanders', u'text': u'Best .99 cents ever spent. 11/10 would run for president again.', u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2016-02-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 310, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'criggie', u'text': u'This game is very well done\nFor what it is this is perfect...looks great, plays great,and is really tight. For a dollar you cant go wrong..', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2016-02-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 2170, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'broke boi', u'text': u"This game is quite good. It doesn't overwhelm you with options, but you still have plenty of freedom to go through the levels as you please. Controls are fluid (you will die a lot nonetheless, that's normal :D), artstyle is nice, story is negligable and overall, the game is fun :)\n(also, it's quite cheap)", u'hours': 9.1, u'date': u'2017-12-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198031977020', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 97, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Cuyis', u'hours': 21.4, u'products': 36, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-08', u'text': u'Best game I have ever played. The only game i have replayed multiple times because the harder modes make the game even better.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Banished', u'text': u"They limit these reviews to 1000 characters or less. I guess Steam doesn't want me to rip into their precious games too much! I'd ask for my money back but it was free!\nConcept: You're a ninja in mordern-ish times. Half star.\nMenu: The Menus are a challenge, you have to click yes to being ready 3-4 times before you can play! half star\nGraphics: The graphics look good, I can tell what everything is even in the dark, the problem is every time you kill something you enter into an animation and the rest of the stuff keeps moving around in real time. Half star\nControl: Maybe I need to play this with an X-box controller? IDK, but the controls are so stiff some times my ninja can barely move. Half star.\nChallenge: If fighting the controls, and the graphics wasn't hard enough, try every time you need to kill a basic enemy you have to slide your mouse left, right, up or down! This is fruit ninja garbage, the killing should be automatic! There is an upgrade in the game to allow automatic killing, but you'll have to keep switching it on and off. No stars.\n2/5 This game is a failed attempt to make a stealth game let it become one with the shadows of my toilet!", u'hours': 38.3, u'date': u'2017-12-08', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198135123106', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 18, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Epic', u'text': u"A very good game!\n+graphics are amazing.\n+the gameplay is very good, because it's challenging -> you have to use your brains to solve the puzzles and quests,\n+the characters have their own personalities, even tough there is not voice acting.\nBut only minus is-> sneaking is pretty easy and getting away from guards is way too easy. When they lose you, they should be looking to the barrels and so on and be more reasonable when tyring to find you. The rats should have a good scent and immediately smell where tilo is hiding. You should have some kinds of smells to confuse them when you are about to go hiding, throwing cheese to the floor etc. And when the rats see you, they could inform the others.\nI think that would make the game even more of a stealth game :)\nBut really looking foward to play the full game :D", u'hours': 11.1, u'date': u'2017-02-01', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198094652876', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 7, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Tueuses_Reves', u'hours': 29.1, u'products': 53, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-01-28', u'text': u'This game is the best of all. After 10 hours of playing I have a lot of amazing feelings. "Ghost of a tale", in my opinion, have very interesting and exciting storyline. The game is played "in one breath". I\'m really looking forward to continued. Thanks a lot to the developers for this gorgeous game.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'R2mi2', u'text': u'I only playerd 2h for now, but what an experience. The game, as you can already see on the screenshots is incredebly beautiful. But it is not just about a good looking game.\nThe universe, the atmosphere, the global ambiance is nicely depicted. All the details are carefully worked, nothing is hazardous. I would compare this attention for the numerous details to what you can find in Elder Scroll series (Skyrim to name the last one).\nGuys, thank you for this experience, and I cannot wait for the full release :)', u'hours': 2.6, u'date': u'2017-01-28', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197982553122', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 406, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'UCHIHA SASUKE', u'text': u'The game is really fun when i played the beta, but there is not enough people playing it. which is sad, i hope they go free to play someday.', u'hours': 6.5, u'date': u'2017-12-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198057457555', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 39, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'OG Death Squad - Russellwoot', u'hours': 31.9, u'products': 13, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-10', u'text': u'Devs need to go F2P. Game was DOA but everyone who bought it enjoyed it. If it were not for the community constantly saying the game was dead more people would have bought it and the game would have thrived much longer. I tihnk the game came out of nowhere and Dissapeared just as quickly as it appeared. The game itself was absolutely amazing its sad to see it gone especially this fast, do something developers save the game make it f2p. The moment they go free to play i will be able to reccomend the game but as for now buying this is the stupidest mistake you can make on steam. Save your money not a soul plays but the devs.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'BlipBlerp', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 53, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-09', u'text': u'I would play this game if it were f2p, but right now it isn\'t worth buying because of the low playerbase. Also, it is a bit ironic for a "hardcore fps" to have regenerating health. That change was really dumb', u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'\u2665Floofy Bellus\u2665', u'text': u"This game is literally a clone of Solarix, with other NPC's, weapons, and enemies removed.\nThe screenshots shown on the store page are very much hand picked to look better than the actual game itself, and I would not be surprised if the only reason this game exists is to milk it for the trading cards as much as possible.", u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-07-21', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'324060', u'page_order': 0, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 267, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'TR33CK0 PvPRO.com', u'text': u'There are lots of grapical and other glitches, so the game should be in its alpha state. The frame rate is awful on the title screen, but in-game it gets better. It tries to be very atmospheric and graphicaly amusing, with nice lighting- and HDR effects, but the overall quality of the HUD and the text reminds me of the original Deus Ex, which was released more than 15 years ago. Core mechanics of the game are collecting keycards to enter elevators, "hackng" doors and finding dead bodies. The game sure needs lots of polish not only graphically, but in basically every way. I\'ll write more about it when I get further into it.', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-07-21', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'324060', u'page_order': 1, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 57, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Vlodril', u'text': u"I get the idea behind this game (which if i understand it correctly without playing the two previous games is a combination of both games without combat and other elements) but i don't think it works particularly well unfortunately.\nThe game is a strange experience since it keeps mentioning things that don't actually happen in games (monsters etc), the music is supporting the things that aren't happening (horror) and there seems to be things left in from the previous gameplay systems (camera's, pistol rounds) that don't seem to do anything.\nYou can check out the short first impression series i did (2 episodes) if you want to but i personally wouldn't recommend the game unfortunately (since i love sci-fi) even though it's quite cheap (always a plus)", u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2017-07-21', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'324060', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 393, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'My\u271ahical', u'hours': 11.3, u'products': 928, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2015-03-12', u'text': u'The second installment in the Custome Quest series, brings to life a Halloween adventure that combines classic RPG elements with silly humor and turn-based fighting. Like in the first installment, you journey on an adventure, collecting different costumes while embarking on a fun, enthusiastic ambience.\nFun and charming costumes and abilities\nPuzzle-like storyline and missions\nEasy Achievements\nTrading Cards (Emotes/Backgrounds)\nVery simple fighting/exploring mechanisms\nRepetitive mechanics to some extent', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Snakz', u'text': u'Yes.', u'hours': 10.1, u'date': u'2015-03-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198035699093', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 76, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'sasuke619675', u'hours': 9.8, u'products': 463, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-03-06', u'text': u'As a fan of the first game, I am pleasantly surprised of this so far. Healing system is different, but grows on you after a while. Glad I picked this up.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'[RWDS]Happy autist', u'hours': 1.9, u'products': 117, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-03-12', u'text': u'Poland is space\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Deadwire', u'text': u'GIB $$$ TO DEVS!', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-03-10', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 272, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Imwaitingforamuse', u'text': u'Polandball: POLAN CAN INTO SPACE\n*pays 74 cents*\nPolandball:\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ECONOMY OF SHAMBLES\nGreeceball: of whut', u'hours': 2.9, u'date': u'2017-03-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 43, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'|o.O|FireDragonC', u'text': u"Best Resident Evil Game ever.\n(no Sarcasm)\n(I'm serious. No sarcasm. for sure.)", u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-07-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 210, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Justguy', u'hours': 3.2, u'products': 442, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-07-24', u'text': u'hate it', u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'SirFalsey', u'text': u'Grabbed it off of humble bundle out of curiosity if it was really as bad as people say it is. honestly its kind of fun. just needs more game modes since its basically operation, one life, and survival and theres not a soul playing the game. when i did get into a match i enjoyed it. kind of a close quarters pvp game. wouldnt reccomend it for people looking for a story but if you have a group of freinds that all party up often you might get some fun out of this.', u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2017-07-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198212499143', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 89, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'\u751c\u5fc3\u683c\u683c\U0001f353\u751c\u7d72\u7d72\U0001f4af', u'hours': 12.2, u'products': 2177, u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-05-11', u'text': u"As someone who absolutely loves games in all their forms, it's hard to be so harsh on Koihime Enbu. It offers up a combination of buxom young women and ancient Chinese literature that I'm certain would have never been made in the west. However, content is light and as such, the characters don't shine as much as they could without prior knowledge of their personality and mannerisms. Koihime Enbu is a fun purchase if you're a big time fighting game fanatic, but it's hard to recommend it to the average consumer.\nFeaturing 13 fighters and 7 assist characters, I quickly got a strong vibe of Nitro + Blasterz as soon as I booted the game up. The visual flare is also strikingly similar. In a world where new fighting games are dropping left and right, it takes something to truly stand out in the genre. Koihime seems to want their bullet point to be simplicity. The game features a four-button setup, with three attacks: light, medium, and heavy, and one dedicated throw button.\nThere is no tutorial, something most fighting games these days seem to be lacking, but once I started digging I found out why. Every character in the game has exactly the same moveset. Every special move is pulled off with the same combination of moves, and even the finishing attacks are all the same layout. It is designed so that players can jump back and forth between characters without worrying about memorizing a long string of inputs. It\u2019s brilliant, but sadly never advertised, and being only on PC in the states doesn\u2019t help either.\nCons of this game\nThe game features three playable modes: Arcade Mode, Versus Mode, and Training Mode. This brings up another portion of the game that I found frustrating, though. Some of the modes that are supposed to be multiplayer did not allow my friend and I to play together locally. I was trying to play on my Xbox controller while she played on the keyboard, but there was something strange happening that did not allow for us to play that way. Perhaps for certain modes you can only play with two controllers or both on keyboard, but either way this seemed strange to me and the game provided no indication either way. We were only able to play on versus mode in the end.\nOne other thing that Koihime shakes up is that pretty much all characters have the exact same super move and desperation inputs, and many of the specials also adhere to these same principles. They won\u2019t result in the same attacks, of course, but the command inputs are standard across the board, so it\u2019s less likely for players dabbling with multiple characters to suddenly forget how to pull off super moves at inopportune moments. Even so, the characters all feel reasonably unique\u2014a similar control scheme doesn\u2019t lead to everyone feeling the same.\nConclusion\nKoihime Enbu\u2019s a decent little brawler, though it doesn\u2019t do enough to stand out from the crowd apart from its all-female cast. As such, it comes moderately recommended for fighting game enthusiasts who want to jump into something new, but it\u2019s a much harder sell to a more casual demographic.\nPros:\n-Unique Art Style\n-Unique premise\nCons:\n-Rough art style and animations give the impression of an amateur passion project\n-Lacking in content\n- Asking price is rather hefty for what is offered\nMy Verdict 2.5/5\nThe whole situation has me at war with myself; I want to love it because the world it creates seems so fun, but the end results of the negatives adding up make it feel like an amateur overcharging for their passion project.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Godzilla.exe', u'text': u'Core combat is fun, core game is overpriced and not fun.\nFor 40$ you want to have at least a competent fighting game. Enbu gives you about 80% of that and to it\'s credit, that is a pretty good percentage from a relatively no-name series/dev team.\nThe problem with Koihime Enbu is that last 20% is the biggest problem in the game: the AI.\nThe AI of this game is terrible. It\'s input-reading laziness that you can either trick or get countered depending on trial and error. Without fail, I have triggered an AI to jump for a single attack 100 times. Without fail, I used a certain attack and got hard countered 100 times.\nThere is no variance. There is simply the programming of "do this move and win, do this move and lose".\nThat makes for an ultimately boring game.\nSo this game is indeed overpriced and underperforming.\nI would talk on the balance issues and how there are just clearly better options for characters and assist-characters, but that\'s all redundant to simple things like input-reading AI.', u'hours': 3.9, u'date': u'2017-04-11', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 210, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'JM_Morals', u'hours': 14.9, u'products': 325, u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-02-06', u'text': u"Very good fighting game, really does as advertised, in terms of ease of playability for varying skill levels.  Fatal Counter system is deadly, but punishable, as it leaves opponents in a crumple state if it lands, but is minus on block, and therefore extremely punishable.  Fatal Counters are universal, and require the same inputs for each character, which are the following; 3B, 3C, 6B, & 6C, and some characters have an extra Fatal Counter input.  Cast doesn't vary in terms of the inputs you need to learn, so learning a character can be quick.  However, assists in this game are locked to certain characters, 2 for each row, so until we get the arcade version, steam players are stuck with only having 2 assists.  All in all, very fun game, whether you be a competitive player looking for your next fix, or a casual looking for something fun to play with friends.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'kris.aalst', u'text': u'is a mix of two genres: roguelike and hack & slash. From roguelikes, it takes the  dungeon crawling, turn-based gameplay, tile-based graphics, and permanent death of the player character (at least, if you play on hardcore mode). Since\nis also very much a loot-driven game that requires nothing more of the player than him fighting his way through area after area of non-procedurally generated hordes of monsters, it\'s also reminiscent of the hack & slash genre.\nSo I\'m sure the publisher of the game was quite drunk when he wrote the game\'s description for the Steam Store page, and advertizes\nas an RPG, which it\'s most definitely not. Both the roguelike and the hack & slash genres may initially have been derived from the RPG genre, which explains why a game like\nwould get tagged \'RPG\', but describing this game\'s genre as "RPG - full stop" is just plain misleading.\nWhen you start a new game, you need to choose which two attributes you\'d like some extra points in to begin the game with, but there is no character customization beyond that. You can\'t even pick a name for your avatar. After that, you find yourself in your typical starting town with two merchant NPCs, two quest NPCs and your storage chest. So one minute later, you\'re off into your first dungeon.\nCombat consists of you holding down one of the four movement keys, the one that would move you onto the tile the opponent is currently occupying, until that opponent is defeated. At that point, you can actually move onto the previously occupied tile and take whatever loot the opponent dropped there.\nTo keep it short, I\'ll sum up the rest of the noteworthy gameplay elements in a bullet point list:\nThe graphics are \'new old school graphics\'. You know, the kind that look like nicely polished and upgraded graphics from the 1990\'s 32-bit consoles. I think\n\'s graphics look nice and vibrant but also a bit basic and repetitive.\nOne small detail that bothered me a bit is the fact that the game doesn\'t even have its own sprite for the mouse pointer. You just get your Windows mouse pointer. Come on, computer games in the late 1980s had their own mouse pointer sprites! This comes across as lazy.\nAt the start of the game, your character gets a knife. No matter what weapon you equip after that, you\'ll always see him holding a knife. Your character\'s look doesn\'t change when you don different armor, either. Again, this seems a bit lazy.\nIn the town, the music consists of one guy playing the acoustic guitar. The tunes he plays don\'t fit the game or the setting at all, causing the music to sound very intrusive. The guitar gets too loud from time to time, too, and the music gets repetitive fast, so I was happy to see I could change the music volume in the game\'s menu, or even switch it off completely.\nIn dungeons, the music changes to a bit more fitting synthesized music. However, again you only hear one instrument playing, so it gets old fast, but at least the music fits the intended atmosphere a bit better than it does in the town. In the forest, the \'music\' consists of birds chirping. Fitting and atmospheric but not what I\'d consider music.\nSound effects are non-existent outside of combat. You walk around in the town, you talk to NPCs and get quests from them or browse their inventory, you open and close your storage chest, ... without even a peep. Not one single sound effect. During combat, there are some sound effects but again, they come across as lazy. For example, when you hit something you hear the sound of metal hitting metal, even when you hit an animal with a wooden club. Getting a status effect like \'poisoned\' is accompanied by the sound of one bang on a drum. So there are sound effects but they often have nothing to do with what\'s actually happening in the game and they seem to be there only for the sake of at least having\nsound effects.\nI cannot recommend\n. It\'s not the worst game ever but it\'s too \'basic\'. It seems like a very nice start for a roguelike hack & slash game, but after playing for a short while you feel like asking the developers when they\'re going to add the rest: more fitting and more varied music, more random details to the decor, more equipment types, more types of interactible objects, a few more NPCs in the town, more combat styles to play (ranged/magic) and most importantly: a more engaging combat system instead of \'press and hold a button until opponent is dead\'. But then you realize you\'re playing a finished product, and you know there are plenty better games like it, so\ndisappears in a dark corner of your games library.\nhas 11 Steam Trading Cards. You\'ll get 6 while running the game.\nThe 61 Steam Achievements are pretty standard stuff for a game like this: "Kill x monsters", "Open x treasure chests", "Loot x unique items", "Touch x obelisks", "Collect x gold", and so on. But that\'s fine because they\'re achievements that fit the game and even complement them. So they add an additional layer of fun, which\ndesperately needs. Also, you can monitor your progress for each achievement by looking at the progress bars in the achievements overview page, which is always nice.', u'hours': 7.1, u'date': u'2017-06-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198042646749', u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 964, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Rcrysis', u'text': u'One of the best games ever played.', u'hours': 13.8, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198064617194', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 43, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Toony', u'text': u'A few years back, I watched the Higurashi anime, and now that I\'ve took the time to sit down and rediscover this game from its roots, it\'s been great! This is a different experience from VNs I\'m used to playing, since there is usually always some sort of "choice" aspect - but this game is pretty much just a novel - and a good one at that. The tranlation is done well, the game\'s resolution is clear, and this is a great way to start back into the series.', u'hours': 6.6, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198124427434', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 81, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'\uff57\uff45\uff42\uff57\uff41\uff53\uff54\uff45', u'hours': 15.6, u'products': 41, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'text': u'SOOOOOO GOOD\nim a huge fan of the higurashi series and have been for a few years, starting with the anime, then reading the manga a few years back. i started playing the game sometime ago too but never finished, but when i got all chapters in a game bundle just a few weeks ago i decided to play it again and dear god i was not disappointed. this game doesnt need flashy effects or a million dollar budget to get you on the edge of your seat. its just sooo good.\nedit: i did not install the ps3 patch because the game was fun either way. it heavily depends on you and what youre into tho. i enjoyed it without voices *shrug*', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'phonicphoenix', u'text': u'The very first chapter of the Higurashi series begins a little slow, and the lack of player input may be a turn-off to some, but Higurashi has great characters and a great story. The best way to experience this sound novel is to go in knowing as little as possible, so what are you waiting for?', u'hours': 7.5, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198097996876', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 124, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'AEN', u'text': u'\u5f53\u5355\u673a\u6e38\u620f\u73a9\u8fd8\u662f\u4e0d\u9519\u7684\uff0c\u516c\u5f00\u6302\u592a\u591a\u4e86\u3002\u3002\u3002', u'hours': 109.9, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198107011599', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 26, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Alymon', u'hours': 231.2, u'products': 526, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'tldr: Everything is great except some longer load times, "free" content that practically requires spending money to avoid a massive grind and some minor concerns with griefers/cheaters online.\nFull Version:\nIf you don\'t know what GTA is or need a review of the game to decide, you\'ve probably been living under a rock. In short, third person action game with driving, flying, boating and on foot mechanics. Plenty of good here and the environment is expertly crafted with tons of stuff to do. Graphics are solid, story is solid, gameplay is solid. It\'s a bit of a beast to run, but well worth it.\nIf you are interested in the single player experience, buy it. It\'s worth it.\nIf you are interested in the multiplayer experience, well... here\'s the good, the bad and the ugly.\nThe Good:\nBetween online free roam, heists, missions and races, there\'s something for everyone and the game is tons of fun with a few buddies. The stories that will come out of your online shenanigans are endless.\nThe Bad:\nGriefing and cheating is fairly common. They\'ve implemented many controls to help cut down on it, but in the end, you\'ll likely find someone in free roam doing something you don\'t like. It\'s not hard to avoid, but if you are the kind of person that likes to just fool around and enjoy things, you might run into some issues. Especially since much of the newer gameplay content requires you to be in public sessions (though you can generally get around that too).\nThe Ugly:\nThe game price is pretty standard fair. The extra content costs are not. Most newer cars and features have in game GTA$ costs. These costs are basically all 6 figures on up, though most are over a million GTA$. Even on sale at $85 for GTA$8,000,000 which is your best deal, that means for ONE new vehicle, it will cost you $10.63. Yes, you can earn GTA$ playing the game and there are numerous guides and tutorials for how to make money "fast". Yes, you can find people to hack and give you money (or you can do it yourself) all at the risk of being banned. But for the casual player who doesn\'t have time to dump hours into grinding boring cargo deliveries or repetitive content, the game makes it unfun and unreasonable to get any newer content. Most games will release DLC packs and new content and charge anywhere from $10-$30 for it. Rockstar has gone to a scheme that amounts to pay to win and made it near impossible for most people to enjoy the online game anymore without shelling out extra cash or resorting to cheats/hacking. The latest content? An orbital laser similar to the Command and Conquer GDI Ion Cannon that costs GTA$900,000 up front and at least GTA$500,000 to fire. Understandable that you want to limit its use to mitigate griefing, but that amounts to $9.56 to purchase the item and $5.31 each time you fire it. Again, yes you can earn money in game and not pay real cash to get there. Yes you want to limit griefing so you don\'t want someone spamming the ion cannon. However, there are better ways to do that without resorting to such a blatant cash grab. I\'d gladly shell out a few bucks for a season pass or a DLC pack, but I\'m not dropping $100 to pick up what amounts to basically 1-2 planes/cars. That\'s unreasonable. This is why I cannot recommend the game anymore.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'lil gump', u'text': u"wouldnt buy the game at full price but still fun, make sure you watch alot of youtube videos on how to play it (not the stunts and dumb\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665lol) because its really hard to have fun in online if you dont know what to do and if you're broke. overall: 8/10", u'hours': 43.1, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198132382289', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 33, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'C0VIE_RocK3r', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 496, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'I hope we get an English patch officially on Steam so it can sell even more!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Medjed', u'text': u'Touhou + Steam = Profit\nProfit + ZUN = Beers\nBeers + ZUN = ZUNpets', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 9, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 52, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'\u273f\u767d\u91d1\u30c7\u30a3\u30b9\u30b3 Sponsored by fourLoko\u2122', u'text': u'take it easy', u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 481, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'keneke16', u'text': u'It\'s a good space sandbox.  My only down is the f\'n RNG and it\'s a big down... How many times in a row can I have one bad card and 4 good and get the bad like 6 times in a row...  I enjoy the RNG but it influences the game too much.\nEdit:  Managed to mitigate the RNG but it\'s still painful.  Now I\'m dealing with moral death spiral.  Seems no matter what you do, at some point in game your crew says "Nope."  Good traits, high pay, friendly factions, spiced out thier minds, but they will eventually say "Nope, gg, see ya."\nEdit:  Really wish I could do neutral review.  Early Access, devs are very involved, but I\'ve had to find out so much on how to play from the forums.  70+ infuriating hours in before I feel like I have some idea about most game mechanics.  It\'s fun but I don\'t think I could get any of my friends to play it in the state that it is now.  Really looking forward to additional devlopment and changing this to a recommended review. :)', u'hours': 113.2, u'date': u'2017-11-18', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198005769186', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 45, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Soul_Assylum', u'text': u"\u041d\u0435 \u043e\u0436\u0438\u0434\u0430\u043b \u043a\u043e\u043d\u0435\u0447\u043d\u043e, \u041e\u0447\u0435\u043d\u044c \u043d\u043e\u0440\u043c\u0443\u043b\u044c\u043d\u0430\u044f \u0438\u0433\u0440\u0443\u0445\u0430. Didn't think that it would be so cool.", u'hours': 19.2, u'date': u'2017-11-18', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198105767237', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 5, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Smoterdude', u'hours': 17.4, u'products': 209, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-18', u'text': u'Great game with lots of depth.  It is still in early access, so the story and some elements of the game are visibly not completed.  I am really looking forward to the further development of this game!', u'early_access': True, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Legato Cirion', u'hours': 11.1, u'products': 205, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'text': u"Been waiting for the game for a long time - and it is everything I hoped for and more! At first the cooking seemed a bit too simplistic for me, but so far (3rd chapter) they have a really good progression with adding mechanics to keep it interesting. I can't wait to continue playing!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'ArcadeAcedia', u'text': u"Currently a good way into the game, I will share my thoughts.\n+Great animation, this is a pretty game, really draws you in\n+Side scrolling melee/ranged combat combined with the Match genre works suprisingly well\n+Good voice acting\n+On that note the characters are pretty fun to\n+/- I recommend playing this on hard otherwise its just too easy\n-I do wish there was a way too change your loadout going into a challenge, like you get a moment to prep.\n-Menu for some reason sort of clips off on the side, I checked my resolution but can't seem to find a fix or this.\nOverall, solid game and a highlight in a din of steam releases\nI'd give it a\nAllez cuisine!/BAM!", u'hours': 5.8, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198006145534', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 67, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'H2O', u'hours': 17.6, u'products': 347, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'text': u'Cooking battle Anime might not be as big as other genre but i can say as a fan of cooking manga and anime, this game pretty much nailed it.\nThe game reminded me of Toriko (really long run series of Shonen Manga and Anime) + Food Wars (Shokugeki no Soma)\nYou have to go hunt yourself ingredients and cook off in the match. The mechanic is simple but enjoyable and it get more complicate and challenging over time. The flow of the game might feel overwhelming and make you panic but it can be managed after you have more experience. Character Design followed the rule of Cooking / Fighting manga design. Everybody looks confident , upbeat , passionate and sometime are total jerks (which is really fun and drive story in very interesting way). Musics are really catchy. Art style might look on the simple side but really well down and working with other aspect in harmony. Animation is fluid with great style.\nOne downside I might have with this game is the game intentionally made for joypad. K/M are serviceable but not really optimized so it might become a problem when the game get harder.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Tides', u'text': u'A game that you can spend all your hard earned money on and get absolutely\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665luck and then chargeback a week later and forget the game ever even existed.\nAll in all the game is about 7/10, very fun to play and has a lot of good content if you can look past the cash grabbing.\n9 years of experience.', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2016-12-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198087777417', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 60, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Soundchaser', u'text': u"I like games with atypical philosophical plot and gameplay.\nIn this case, it's a little like an interactive movie. An excellent musical background along with graphics conveys a specific atmosphere.", u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2017-11-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198402985066', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 21, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'EvilCoGames Team \uff61\u25d5\u203f\u25d5\uff61', u'text': u"The game has, on the one hand, a simple, and on the other - an unusual gameplay, the essence of which is mostly in movement.\nAbout the content - it mostly the game for an amateurs. There are claims to profound philosophical sense about the issues of good, evil, duty, family.\nI liked this game for its originality, but it is unlikely that it will achieve great commercial success, but it's a pity.", u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-11-08', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 6, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Castiel, Angel of the Lord God', u'text': u"I wouldn't recoomend it to anyone to actually play for themselves, it's better suited for people to watch the reactions of a letsplayer to the game.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-11-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198255582886', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 9, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Ithaqua', u'text': u"A halfway decent point and click puzzler.\nGet when it's under $5 or when 1 & 2 are under $8.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2015-02-08', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'277270', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 2156, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Synfull Habbits', u'text': u"Excellent Game! 9.5/10\nPicks up right where the first game leaves off. If you haven't played it, you have to - this 2 game set is an amazing experience. The puzzles range from easy to very difficult. This game adds a few new mechanics to the series. I won't spoil them for you, but know that if you played the first game (and even some of the other games in this company's library, like Journey to the Moon) Then you'll enjoy the ending parts of this one.\nOne small issue I've noticed that some people experience is the game launches with a BLACK SCREEN. The easy fix for this is to set your monitor's resolution to 1024x768 as that is the game's native resolution. This game, unlike Part 1 will actually launch from Steam's Library.\nAll in all - I HIGHLY recommend playing both of these titles. If you want to play the whole series - Play Journey to the Moon, Return to Mysterious Island 1 and then 2.\nEnjoy!", u'hours': 13.4, u'date': u'2014-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198044975287', u'product_id': u'277270', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 275, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'corrinthia', u'text': u"It's a return to the same island as the first game, with updated graphics. There is continuity involved between both the story and the objects from the first game. The second game's storyline does take a turn for the weird, but it was still fun. At first, it feels like you are stuck in the same small area of exploration on the island that was available in game 1, but it opens up as the story progresses. A few of the puzzles will feel familiar from game one, others are trial and error and few more require some thought. At the end, you are given a choice. You can play through both options if you want.", u'hours': 9.5, u'date': u'2014-10-14', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198000422352', u'product_id': u'277270', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 107, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Wudds', u'hours': 3.1, u'products': 483, u'product_id': u'548760', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-10-31', u'text': u"I've used this for 1.2 hours and edited about 20 photos so far.  Luckily no issues for me with app crashes that others seem to be having. It's really quick and responsive,\nIt's easy and very quick - the results are live as you adjust the controls. There's a load of preset filters included you can use as a base and then make adjustments or add additional effects to.\nIt's not a top tier editor but you are still getting a lot of options and control in a nice layout.\nQuite a few export functions and aspect ratios to choose from when you are done with your images.\nOverall the software is great for me but I am disappointed to see so many negative reviews from people who can't get any support for the bugs and crashes.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'[Ars]Baen', u'text': u"Worked great on my Windows 7 laptop but when I updated to Windows 10 with my new machine it will no longer run. CameraBag 2 works fine on my new Windows 10 computer but Photo crashes on startup.\nI like the UI and workflow of CameraBag when I'm editing for social media use. It's quicker and easier than useing Affinity Photo or Lightroom for that workflow. However, this new version is even buggier than the old.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-10-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197978539343', u'product_id': u'548760', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 150, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Watermelon Godzilla', u'text': u'Now it works as intedned. You can buy if w/o doubt. Really nice little software when you need fast and efficient color correction.', u'hours': 19.8, u'date': u'2017-09-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197991701782', u'product_id': u'548760', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 525, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Opal Knight', u'text': u"So Creepy . . .  From the M.C. Escher level designs, the constantly watching eyeballs and even the deep, heavily accented, sleepy narrator the whole game has a creepy, surreal atmosphere, and yet it's hard to pull away from.  The levels are well plotted out, the graphics and animations are polished and even the movement (I used a controller) was spot on.\nThe game is a puzzle-platformer-lemmingesque style but is surprisingly forgiving for this genre.  When the sleeper falls off of a ledge the whole level isn't reset, only the sleeper (and enemies) gets reset allowing the player to keep things in position.  This means that even though the levels get harder and harder, the player doesn't get as frustrated and has time to really think things through on how to interact with the environment in order to complete the level.\nIf you are looking for a pleasant brain-teaser, this game is a great way to spend an afternoon.", u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2017-07-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198122163777', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 1593, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'E\u010aH\xd6', u'text': u"Good animation software for making posters and of course animations, but it is hard to use, and i wouldn't recomend this if you plant just open it for half an hour to play.", u'hours': 64.6, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198382076026', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 9, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Tybalt', u'text': u"Fun and accurate digital reproduction of the board game. The game offers  two free scenarios. Playing further scenarios requires the use of Gold ingots. Creating an account gives you 50 for free. Scenarios cost from 2-3 gold ingots in my experience. After you go through your initial 50 you'll have to pay for more ingots. Packs of Ingots can be bought from their site and apparently from inside steam, but I can't get that to work. For 8$ (USD) you get the sergeant pack which comes with an 200 additional ingots. For 30$ you get the captain pack which comes with 1,000 ingots as well as access to their expert mode. Expert mode allows you to build custom scenarios. 30$ for this is way too high. Especially considering the simple 2-d graphics and uncomplicated game play. I would happily recommend this game if the captain pack was 10-15$.", u'hours': 14.2, u'date': u'2016-01-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197978349349', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 50, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Kamgusta', u'text': u"80's graphics. Clunky UI. Tons of text to read.\nBut this isn't the worst part: even the first enemies of the game, bats, will leave you without stamina after a couple of swings with your weapon. Be prepared to use thousands of potions. Funny fact: potions are not stackable and won't refill your quick keys automatically. No, you can't rest either.\nThis isn't an hardcore RPG, this is a clunkycore RPG.", u'hours': 5.4, u'date': u'2016-05-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 2276, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'DrSketchLines', u'text': u'i want to strangle sarah', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-09-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197998197307', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 335, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Ninja_Muffin2.4', u'hours': 4.0, u'products': 212, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'text': u'not that good', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'[USSR] BoomerRetrive2', u'text': u"This is a really great game for $1.07. I was a little skeptical at first but it's an interesting little game that can keep you sucked in. It doesn't have a lot to it which can make it repetitive to some but it only improve I think :)", u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2016-02-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198096741956', u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 129, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'unknown', u'text': u'Good game with replay value.', u'hours': 15.5, u'date': u'2017-12-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197960986989', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 130, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Never Nude', u'hours': 2.6, u'products': 252, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-07', u'text': u'this was fun but a bit simple once you got the mechanics.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'onyx', u'hours': 21.0, u'products': 28, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-04', u'text': u"The controls were a little clunky and took a while to get used to, but I'm glad I did, because this game is super fun.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'HiddenX', u'text': u'Nice stealth adventure.', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-01-28', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197973018655', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 902, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'1157040622', u'text': u"From the introduction,i think that not only itself but also the attitude of the writers which attracts me.It's really a good game,and i will continue to focus on it if it can create more dlcs,espically languages.", u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2017-01-26', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198102502760', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 13, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'jthecamel', u'text': u'I bought it thinking, a mouse...really? Saw the reviews and gave it a try. Wonderful, just wonderful and the mouse is perfect for the game. I am very happy with this purchase.', u'hours': 8.5, u'date': u'2017-01-26', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198118456139', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 82, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Sebastian', u'text': u'Dead game', u'hours': 4.3, u'date': u'2017-12-09', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 322, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'ReportOfTheWeek', u'text': u'Make it f2p.', u'hours': 11.7, u'date': u'2017-12-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198106169266', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 90, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'get nothing', u'text': u'f2p to revive the game', u'hours': 2.6, u'date': u'2017-12-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 44, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Mechscalibur', u'hours': 8.1, u'products': 670, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-02-23', u'text': u"While not quite as exciting as the first game, It is still worth playing. It has a good length campaign for the cost (8-10 hours). One mechanic I enjoyed from the first time around was the different quicktime actions needed for a critical strike, and they removed it in this one in favor of individual keys for each player controlled fighter. If you enjoyed the first one, I'd still recommend picking this one up.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'deadass timbs \U0001f171', u'hours': 165.0, u'products': 54, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u"it's not good. don't get if you appreciate your sanity.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Xotano', u'hours': 4.7, u'products': 232, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'Like a free version of Super Smash Bros, has a few glitches and whatnot but what game doesnt when pared with the word FREE right? I had quite a lot of fun playing it with friends and randoms.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'SharksterMan', u'hours': 11.2, u'products': 28, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'Wow so fun', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'kopb', u'text': u'Best 3 RMB I ever spend.\nBest Soundtrack for 3 RMB.\nGlorious sinematic.\n28/10 would ask GERMONEY for small loan again\n(Keep Greece away from your wallet)', u'hours': 11.9, u'date': u'2017-03-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198011798889', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 293, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'DCxDemo', u'hours': 1.9, u'products': 1325, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-02-25', u'text': u"Decent doodle physics game, where you have to move the ball to the star. The thing is, you can draw anything with your crayon. It could throw in some challenge as pretty much every level is straightforward and physics are not the best to be honest - objects stack up when drawn over, so you can raise any object whereever you want to. And you also can crash the game by drawing too may objects, but it's generally relaxing. Except the price is way too high, so buy on sale only. Not worth 10 bucks imo.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Mr.Lameandwatch', u'hours': 2.3, u'products': 112, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-02-20', u'text': u'A very adorable and simple physics puzzle game, with alot of puzzles that can be solved in many ways by drawing shapes and other things with crayons, and has alot of replay value for that reason. Its easy to pick up and play, so anyone could enjoy it. The music is pretty relaxing for what it has.\nThe games price is a bit on the steep side at $20 bucks currently, but beside that its a well made game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'\u0e38Sahfy', u'text': u'I can now draw like .0001% better because of this game. I am gonna get a job drawing peoples nude portraits now.', u'hours': 15.8, u'date': u'2017-02-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198004665169', u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 209, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'trangalho', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 1012, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-06-03', u'text': u'.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Morphy', u'text': u"A really impressive game when it was first released in 1991 made by just one man Eric Chahi. Not so impressive nowadays but you can still appreciate the clever story telling and characters that are created. The remastered graphics are good. Anyone who hasn't played it yet definately should. A great cinematic experience.", u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2016-05-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198006476640', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 4667, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'bet fred is lit', u'text': u"Who in the right mind made this disaster of a side scroller? I've never had so much stress in my 5 miniutes of hell with this game, if i was a 90's kid playing this id have shot my brains out", u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2016-05-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198043891671', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 90, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Burningwaflz', u'text': u"Lots of fun to play with friends.\nCool game mechanics, amazing art and music.\nYou can also play online against strangers which is a lot of fun!\nIf you like board games, and maybe have friends which do: BUY IT! Especially if it's on sale.", u'hours': 6.4, u'date': u'2017-07-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198045384536', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 90, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'reaper99999', u'text': u"liked this game so much i bought it for 6 friends\n-has excellent UI design, can easily tell stats of players and where you can move\n-excellent tutorial to explain the game and how to play\n-many interesting cards/mechanics, havent yet played 2 similar games\n-the unique effects of the different gremlins are strong enough to feel meaningful but feel relatively well balanced, or can turn em off if ya dont wanna deal with em\n-steampunk aesthetic is fantastic and really fits the overall feel of the game\n-from what i can tell has good language support for different languages\n-the soundtrack, while limited, is lovely and fits the steampunk theme\nhonestly my biggest issue has been trying to get my friends to play it with me instead of playing other games, and thats hardly the game's fault\nI find the longer games especially fun as you see card combinations that just dont have a chance to come up in shorter games, but the short games are also fun and I understand why people might not wanna commit the time for a longer game\na fun and reasonably familly friendly game, definitely worth trying out", u'hours': 27.9, u'date': u'2017-07-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198067316696', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 162, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'WizardKwan', u'text': u'Amzing Game Love it.', u'hours': 6.4, u'date': u'2017-07-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198202363606', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 90, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Voriig Kye', u'text': u'Fun, addictive and simple. Nice puzzles in the middle of a chess like combat.', u'hours': 34.7, u'date': u'2016-08-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198003625792', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 83, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Seiya', u'text': u'The Hearthstone of puzzle games. Excellent combination of class/heroe mechanics with troop arrangement and the traditional match 3 gameplay. 10/10. Very addicting.', u'hours': 17.1, u'date': u'2016-08-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198038013863', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 127, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Berein', u'text': u"I want to recommend this game, I really do. But I cannot, here are some thoughts on this game. In short, the PC version is the avatar of Ubisoft's recent approach on the M&M franchise which is to gut out any magic of the game and butcher anything that is creative.\nI have played the NDS version of this game for more than 200 hours. When compared to the NDS version, the only thing improves on the PC is the graphics. Game mechanics wise, the game is completely gutted and \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ised. In the NDS version, there are many interesting creature abilities, and many interesting faction specific artefacts which can boost these abilities even more. When these two combines, there are so many tatics to explore and so much fun to enjoy. Now they are completely gone. Just to name a few, druid from Sylvan is now trash with his ability shortened by one round and his artefact gutted. This unit is now a joke. Maybe still usable, but no longer fun to beat an opponent who is stronger than you. Djinn suffered the same fate, artefact gutted and ability itself neutered. Rashasa is a mediocre Champion, but with his artefact on the NDS, which gives him 25% PWR boost and 1 round charge reduction, he becomes an formiddable foe. On PC? sorry it is spayed and the Rakshasa's artefact now is a joke. Rashasa also received an PWR punish and now this unit looks like a joke. There are many more, I won't cover them in detail. Anyone who enjoyed the NDS version will know this better.\nIt may seem to stem from the balancing point of view, but this game is basically dead online, and you would probably only play with your friends. And if that is the case, the NDS version with more fun is clearly a superior choice. Instead of fixing some of the weaker units/artefacts/heroes on the NDS, the developer decided to gut anything that is outstandingly fun and watch this game burn.", u'hours': 8.5, u'date': u'2016-08-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198110743902', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 158, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'rcmportella', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 468, u'product_id': u'382660', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-11-02', u'text': u'Firts of all it is not a horror movie, but a drama. It tells the story of man (Diego) haunted by his healing gift and the separation of his daughter, and a woman (Hillary) that is confused about his marriage and the feelings about his daughter. It is nice movie although slow,and it has some beautiful views from caribbean islands. The end it is good, and the untranslated spanish dialogues are not important to the main story. For 50 c, it was a bargain.\nThat guy that always play bad guys in action movies was put in the movie just to call the audience. His participation has some 5 minutes in the movie, although it is an important part.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Blanchflower', u'text': u"This film has Spanish language in some parts with no English subtitles. As I don't understand Spanish,  this ruined my viewing experience.", u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2016-09-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 6, u'product_id': u'382660', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 5415, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'[Zara]Choi-Lala', u'text': u"A game so bad that they have the advance option hidden.\nNow I know why ppl at the youtube community give a lot of\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665about this piece of\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 Its an abomination that lurks in the library of capcom and to think that it was made to be an competitive e-sports game.\nWHY IS IT SUCKING BAD?\n- BAD CONTROLS\n- BAD PERSON PERSPECTIVE (I know it was suppose to be third person WHY THE \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 IS IT TOO CLOSE? LIKE ITS STAYED AS AIM)\n- BAD STORY\n- LOOKS LIKE A HALF\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665GAME THAT RESIDENT EVIL 6 POOPED OUT\n- Zombie AI is stupid\n- ITS HARD TO PLAY ALONE\n- NOBODY IN THE GODAMN UNIVERSE PLAYS THIS OR WILL EVEN PLAY THIS.\nIts horribly bad that I quitted just playing 30 minutes of it and theyre selling it for FULL PRICE? omg omg omg. My words can't express how mad and sorry I am for capcom even holding this kinda game in their library. THIS SHOULD BE BURNED and never be remembered again, its a game that will scar you for life!\nIF YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT BUYING THIS GAME! DO NOT! I REPEAT DO NOT BUY THIS PIECE OF CRAP! SAVE YOURSELF!", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-07-24', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 9, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 517, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'PurplePony', u'text': u'A peculiar "fanservice" fighting game that serves as a spin-off to a much larger franchise I do not know or care much about.\nRather than most game that go for for similiar visuals styles to Kohime Enbu this game is more "grounded" or basic 2D fighting with a heavy use of weapons. Basically it feel a bit like The Last Blade. I am not at all interested in the stories of these character so I cannot tell you how faithful it is to the original Romance Of The Three Kingdoms story. What I can say is for an anime-like take on it I think it\'s cool how they show the characters original Chinese names beneath this version of the character\'s Japanese ones.\nPort is great. Controller support is good. Special shoutout to this games PC port for making its default generic controller placeholder art the Steam controller rather than the usual Xbox controller avatar. I honestly REALLY want more games on Steam to do this for no real reason. Fun game but NOT worth the price. I will click the little recommend button at the button because the game is fun and the PC port is more than fine but I have to say the asking price is just WAY too much. Maybe it would be fine for half the price as the default but they are asking too damn much.\nEDIT: As of June 2017 onward it seems my final and main criticism of the game has been addressed and the game has been permanently reduced in price. From that I recommend it more than ever. I am not a huge fan of it but it does what it does well and now a more fair price for a fighting game that plays good and looks good.', u'hours': 8.4, u'date': u'2017-01-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198053933392', u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 265, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'FlatlinerX_X', u'text': u"I was hoping for something fun and accessable for some casual fighting gameplay (I don't won't to put in a lot of time learning specific timing to perform combos). While the actual execution of inputs is easy to learn, this does require more disciplined inputs that more advanced fighting game players usually have. This is closer to strict link execution instead of  leniant buffering of inputs that are funner for casual fighting game players.\nI wouldn't recommend this to any casual fighting game players. I wasn't really planning on playing this game much but now I'm not really planning on playing it at all, and not likely to try any other game in this series.", u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2016-12-31', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198259464696', u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 7, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Hibiki most Pure - \u7acb\u82b1\u97ff\u306f\u6700\u3082\u6e05\u3044', u'hours': 17.6, u'products': 274, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'text': u'A great Slice-of-Life with fun characters, mysterious sub-plots, and tragic dilemmas that will make you reconsider the meaning of true friendship.\nWriting is straightforward but subtle clues will enrich the story if you notice them.\nMake sure to install the community patch!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Distance Oh!', u'hours': 9.3, u'products': 77, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'text': u'Loved it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Monkey Hunter', u'hours': 18.9, u'products': 118, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'text': u'\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Iescu', u'text': u'5 min. loading screen :).i still like it', u'hours': 7.6, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198254663081', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 28, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'philmont', u'text': u'Rockstar managed it to become more cancer then u-play.\nAny1 planning to play online, just don t. u ll get permabanned in around an hour for beeing in the same lobby with some sh!t.', u'hours': 111.7, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197977483812', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 189, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Swettle', u'hours': 487.2, u'products': 125, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u"GTA's Story line is funny and exciting. Bad language tho.\nOn Online there is many missions, Races and Heist, But still some stupid hackers tho.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Yukari wake up!', u'text': u"SMH, this is the payment for Zun's beer.", u'hours': 3.7, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 490, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Grozovoi Yuri-ist', u'hours': 5.1, u'products': 226, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u"Not for hardcore shmup gamers due to bugs and etc, but I'm not a hardcore shmup gamer.\nAfter all, it's Touhou Project and it's relatively cheap.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'InfinityTheHolic', u'text': u"Most people who are here on a game with japanese title and full japanese description probability already know what Touhou is so for those whom are aware you can just skip the review.\nFor those who aren't aware it is a japanese indie game which is difficult to get outside of japan, there are 15 games before this. Be aware it is a bullet hell game which is not suitable for everyone's interest.\nBefore carrying on it is improtant to note that there is an english patch avaliable for free in the community hub.\nThere are 6 stages with 4 difficulity and 4 characters and 4 sub shot to choose from. It is possible to avoid all attacks without bombing (with the exception of the one attack from stage 6) as a result there is no restricted resource management system. Upon clearing the game without contiuning on normal an extra stage is unlocked which is a 11 minute maratorn stage.\nThe soundtrack are pleasant to listen to with one for every stage and one for every boss. The only issue i have with the game is it's FPS drop from 60 to 20, this can also be fixed by following instructions in the community hub.\nHighly recommended for those intrested in trying out the bullet hell genre or are fans of touhou fan medium.", u'hours': 4.6, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198315791793', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 69, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Lurifax', u'text': u'I have no idea what half the stats does and I keep loosing, but still this game has to be the most interresting game I have seen this year. It has great background story and the lore is there. You get to pick who and what you want to be. I cannot wait until this game get a bit more polish. Really happy that I found this game.', u'hours': 26.2, u'date': u'2017-11-18', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197998663289', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 144, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Verbal', u'hours': 9.2, u'products': 151, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-18', u'text': u"Awesome.\nThe Developers are all over this, listening to feedback and they've released an already polished gem that will no doubt grow into an absolute classic game for fans of this genre.\nThe ground combat is very similar to Darkest Dungeon which is awesome and you can build your ship and crew to specialize in this if its your thing, the ship combat follows a similar vein but its all very intuitive, fun and requires some thought. You can't take on the world, especially at the beginning, you need to run at times.\nThere's a story line that gives you some direction but you can leave it and go and do what you want. Trade, smuggle, fight, hunt bounties etc. You also juggle annoying half the galaxy as there is a consequence to most tasks you perform for a faction.\nAll in all, worth every penny even now at first release. This is not your typical Early Access, plenty to do and a solid framework to cram tons of content into.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'vN.cagebot', u'hours': 28.7, u'products': 323, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-18', u'text': u'Love it.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Marshu', u'text': u"What a tasty game! BCB is such a charming combo of beat em up and puzzler.\nRun around and hunt your ingredients, fill up your pouch and rush back to mix up a dish to wow the judges. The controls are pretty tight while hunting, filled with a healthy menu of attacks and techniques to chop your potential meal. That's not all while out in the field gathering the goods the wild life interacts with each out. First hunt I saw a cute birl fly down, steal an item, eat it, and then poop out an egg. Shortly after that same bird was eaten by a plant that sprouted wings after snacking down on the little guy.\nOnce you have what you need it's time to mix things up with a match three puzzle mechanic (or two depending on your cook wear) that you can't doddle on. The clock is ticking and you have to cater to the judge's likes as well as make sure you have the propper ingredients. Dont worry though if you have time you can rush out and snag some moremonster bits to add to the pot. So far the story is delightful and the characters are quite appetizing, I can't wait to play more and interact with them.\nI think the only thing I wish Battle chef had was a multiplayer be it Co-op or V.S. I could see having a blast having a cook off with friends.", u'hours': 7.8, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198120839134', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 89, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Nuclear Catsplosion', u'text': u"What a great game! Charming characters, good voice acting, and with mechanics that get surprisingly in-depth later on, from what I'm discovering in my own playthrough and have seen in the daily challenge.\nI was worried the combat might be a little stiff, and was pleasantly surprised by how fun and satisfying it is.", u'hours': 19.3, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 443, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'bennyr', u'hours': 12.5, u'products': 104, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'text': u"Let me start out by saying that I love the gameplay in this game. The hunting is straightforward but you get fun mods to use and it's really important to do it efficiently due to the timer on the cooking part. The cooking puzzle game is fun and you can really feel yourself getting better the more you play. They also do a great job of introducing new mechanics over time that throw a wrench into the formula and shake up the way you have to think about the puzzles.\nHOWEVER there is one thing that is honestly ruining my enjoyment of the game so far. You get a ton of interesting themed cookware that could be useful in the right situation. But they don't let you change your loadout after knowing the theme of the battle! What's the point of all this cool stuff, I just have to use the red/blue/green pots every time because I have no idea what I'm going to be cooking. As far as I can tell there's no way to manually save either so you can't even enter battle and reload. I'm hoping they do something to patch this soon because there are so many interesting strategies you could try if you just knew when to try them.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'EternalWizard', u'text': u'Some designs are really stupid.\nWorth playing.', u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2017-11-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'user_id': u'76561198077887374', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 33, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'claire.naisbitt', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 32, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-03', u'text': u'Terrible. Theres literally nothing to do and all you do is walk around aimlessly.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Laverne', u'text': u'Amazing game', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-10-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 10, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 231, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Thorneye', u'text': u"Make third one dam'it!! The music, the breath taking vievs and sightseing, the ambiance, the frustration over puzzles and the punch of the game with all the emotional feelings and spot on vioce cast... ther is more to say but il end it with: Higly suggested for people who wants a fun calm time!", u'hours': 19.3, u'date': u'2014-09-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'277270', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 35, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'morphinw', u'text': u'What I loved about RtMI 2 is that it brings back something from the olden days that point-and-click adventure games seem to have somehow lost along the way. It has puzzles that aren\'t just about mashing buttons and randomly clicking everything you see on-screen, they actually make sense and you have to put some real thought into solving them. I like how it gives you multiple possibilities in terms of combining the items in your inventory not just the classic "nothing else will fit" approach.\n***\nRtMI allows you to play as a monkey for Pete\'s sake. As a monkey.', u'hours': 19.3, u'date': u'2014-08-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'277270', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 145, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'kittensoft', u'text': u'Finished! I really liked the first game in the series, but this one is much more difficult and closer to a MYST-type game. Too many obscure clues/puzzles and too many situations where you have no idea what to do next ^^; I took a break about 3/4 through, though the story picks up a little later. There are two endings...make sure to see both!', u'hours': 12.5, u'date': u'2014-08-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198073488017', u'product_id': u'277270', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 149, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'wooyiwei00826', u'text': u'what is WIC Error? i cant use this', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-09-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198218541972', u'product_id': u'548760', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 5, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'odds', u'hours': 3.0, u'products': 204, u'product_id': u'548760', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-08-07', u'text': u'Very handy and accessible. You can get exactly that filter you are looking for! :-)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Ukuli', u'hours': 74.7, u'products': 700, u'product_id': u'548760', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-08-06', u'text': u"Let's make one thing clear: I love this program.\nWhy? It's easy to use and quick for everyday photoediting as well as giving special touch for 3d renders and artwork alike. Bunch of customizable filters offer nicely variation.\nIt seems that I might be only user around here who hasn't had not a single one crashing issue. I really mean it. Program hasn't crashed Not. Even.Once.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'MistaCheez', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 377, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-04', u'text': u'I don\'t mind when games are obviously ported, but even the tutorial popups have the controller prompts instead of MKB... Sloppy controls due to the limited number of keys on a controller, and the gameplay is meh, just a 2d stealth game. Kind of annoying that half the interactions are the "A" button (space) and half are "B" (left click), but I could overlook that. You can also cheese parts of the levels by jumping over the guards and running through, with the only penalty being that you lose "never detected" (which you probably aren\'t going to get anyway, since there are no quick-save/load options due to it being a console port)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'600piecesof8', u'hours': 70.8, u'products': 54, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-04', u'text': u"A really nice game. Feels a bit like the Batman Arkham or Assassin's Creed series or even Portal in 2D.\nImportant: It is no stealth-only game, but can be played in any manner. Kinda reaction and logical puzzle game combined with a bit of slashing.\nControls are intuitive and the design is appealing. The story is set from the get go.\nThe game is very forgiving, since there are many safe points - or you can trigger them by moving forward and backwards on the map. Having said that, there is enough challenge, if you wanna play it fast and stealthily.\nDownsides: Not many, encountered two bugs. The first, when I left a challenge room early, reactivating a powered-off laser, which forced me to restart the whole level. The other was the same bug the other way round: Even after a checkpoint restart, the previous action got memorised. So kinda easy to fix bugs but nerve-wrecking to encounter.\nAnd personally I didn't like the female voice-actor that much.\nDLC: I don't own it and I guess it is not necessary, but it adds useful stuff.\nVerdict: Nice game for in-between, which doesn't take all your social life away.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Foobly', u'hours': 16.0, u'products': 142, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-04', u'text': u"A well-made game that seems about the right length. It's somewhat rare for me to complete games, so the fact that I beat the game, and would be willing to replay it again is a good sign.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Justinian', u'hours': 2.0, u'products': 246, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-01-17', u'text': u"What a wonderful surprise. One of the most charming and well executed indie games I've ever had the pleasure of playing. Even in it's early access state, it's more technically accomplished and polished than many AAA titles. The animation and graphics are quite possibly the best I've ever seen, and the gameplay is well designed and fun.\nCannot wait for the final game!", u'early_access': True, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Brigand Boy', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 396, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-01-16', u'text': u"I haven't played very much of this so far (only about an hour) but everything I've seen has made me question reality.\nNo, really. How did ONE MAN make THIS for ~$50,000?\nI had a lot of fun trying to get a set of keys on a wall that I (a short mouse) simply could not reach. I threw a stick or two at it, to no avail. Tried jumping, also to no avail, and finally had to find a piece of furniture to move to be able to reach the keys. All while avoiding a patroling guard...\nThe game is goddam charming, and it scratches an itch I didn't realize I had.\nI'll give a more robust review at some point, but so far, even with the minimal amount played, this has been worth the $20 to me. Support this project if you have any inclination to do so. Stuff like this needs to have more recognition.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'lardener', u'text': u"Great little sneaking around game.  Having gotten used to minimaps and compass HUDs it was hard to switch back to a minimalist hud, but I htink it helps with the immersion.  At first I was afraid of getting detected and took pains to avoid it.  Now I will sprint by guards and duck into a hiding spot before they make it around the corner.  Now that I've opened up some (all?) of the secret passages I can move around relatively unmolested.  Can't wait for the full version!", u'hours': 7.4, u'date': u'2017-01-16', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198016996369', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 63, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'FireWolf', u'hours': 8.0, u'products': 8, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-09', u'text': u'i cant buy the game and see the price', u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'NhatCuongVN:|', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 27, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-09', u'text': u'???', u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Dredflmstch', u'text': u'This game is one the games that draws me into it.\nThis game is very underrated and people should give this a try.', u'hours': 10.8, u'date': u'2017-12-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198102850854', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 81, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'vEK', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 2124, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2010-12-27', u'text': u'FOR FREEEEEDOM!\nAnother "must have" from Irrational Games :_)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Aquamarine[TH]', u'products': 907, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2010-12-24', u'text': u'Overlooked and underrated title from Irrational Games. Freedom Force is Role-playing real time strategy with comic art style and superpower. Superheroes are so cool with unique traits, powers and backgrounds. Heroes improvements are quite rewarding and satisfying with new powers at disposal. A parade of super villains makes a lots of varieties. The story is good enough. This Energy-X-powered game is quite something.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'wgren', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 1150, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2010-12-21', u'text': u'A top down strategy/RPG game where you take control of a squad of 1-4 superheroes. The characters and plot are loving homages to silly Golden Era supercomics... a race of aliens bent on enslaving the galaxy comes to earth, and grants random humans superpowers though ENERGY-X! (something about us generally being stupid, evil and warlike, so we will tear our planet apart ourselves without them having to raise a finger. ) The aliens are however opposed by one of their own who turns traitor, and FREEDOM FORCE! led by super patriotic American MINUTE MAN! and assisted by among others THE ANT! who got bitten by an ant infused by ENERGY-X!\nStrategy can get surprisingly deep in this, you need a create a mix of different abilities, and strengths and vulnerabilities in the heroes you select for a mission. Some boss battles can be really hard, you have to use the environment to your advantage and protect the more fragile heroes.\nIt was created by Irrational Games, one of my favorite studios.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'JaptainCack69', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 155, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-10-03', u'text': u'calms', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Hardcorenoob (New Mouse)', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 102, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-09-19', u'text': u'The biggest reason to play this game is for the chill background music, the gameplay is really repetitive and boring. But it is free so what do you really expect from it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Puffin', u'text': u"It ain't great but it sure is relaxing. And free! This is a game that can be played after a rage quit or just whenever you feel like just laying back. Oh and great soundtrack 9/10.", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2016-09-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198184010051', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 34, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Niterunner', u'text': u"Managed to save an Indian music festival and favorite tv series whilst fending off space Nazi invasion, being commanded by Ma'am President Sarah Palin, flying an Australian spacecraft named Dundee and having the assist of USS George W. Bush XD I\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665you not!", u'hours': 2.8, u'date': u'2014-07-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 216, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Orbiferrorum', u'text': u"Great premise, controls seem extra sensitive, but it could be that it's just that I'm that bad at this game (using a mouse) I'm sure it would be better with a stick.", u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2014-07-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197963227766', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 615, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Merklepox', u'text': u'The Grand Opera of modern gaming', u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2014-06-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198040849994', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 97, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'EXAGON', u'text': u'funny but there will be playing for a long', u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2015-02-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198141789513', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 99, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'nyaura', u'text': u'it is one more game of the family tycoon.\nIn this game you have to create a hospital with the idea of taking care of people and discover what is the problem that they have.\nI personally believe that the tycoon games are a good game to buy.\nI like them (especially the ones in which you have to deal with a zoo)', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2015-02-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198161578733', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 166, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Caroline Middlebrook', u'text': u"Please note that I got this game very cheaply as part of a bundle.\nThe game it set in 3 different hospitals (a series - though the graphics and mechanics are identical in each) with 4 'episodes' in each - in other words, 12 missions. They have tried to implement a story as a way of introducing each mission but this is actually one of the biggest let downs of the game. I'm a story fan but this is truly awful; the attempt at humor is terrible!\nThat's not to say the game isn't funny - the diseases, the animations etc are all funny and well done but I think they should have just left it at that and removed the story element altogether.\nThere's a lot wrong with the game. In each mission you have a scenario that you start with and a set of objectives to complete and you can spend your time re-arranging the hospital, improving the decor, training up the staff and getting things running well only to have it all reset at the start of the next mission. This is particularly jarring within a series where each episode is supposed to just be the next shift at the hospital. Still, once you get used to it you won't keep making that mistake again.\nThere's also some annoyances such as not being able to properly rotate the screen when you get to the edge of the hospital which makes it difficult to place items in those corners. Also the information screens are sorely lacking - it would be nice to see the laziness rating of the staff on the staff summary screen rather than having to click on every individual staff member one by one. And where's the financial info? Absolutely no financial data on profits / expenses etc which is odd.\nBut despite all of those negatives I'm actually going to give this game a thumbs up because in the end, I enjoyed playing it and it gave me about 12 hours of entertainment which is all that matters. However, I wouldn't pay full price for it.\nI would say that if you are looking specifically for a hospital game and can pick it up cheaply then do so but if you're looking for a sim / tycoon / management game in general and don't mind the genre then give it a miss as there are much better ones out there.", u'hours': 13.7, u'date': u'2015-02-10', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 2023, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'catbird', u'text': u'ye', u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198117708548', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 8, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'~Seks', u'hours': 82.4, u'products': 114, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'game sucks', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Rulixs', u'hours': 1.9, u'products': 5, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'nice', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'archdeco', u'hours': 3.3, u'products': 627, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-02-02', u'text': u"After playing this game I'm certain of one of two things, either the devs have a terrible grasp on physics or they come from some far-away planet.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Knathrak', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 1256, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-01-17', u'text': u'Does not support Retina display -> block keyboard controls and mouse cannot click neither on "option" or "quit" -> have to force shutdown the Mac.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Grant', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 808, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-01-13', u'text': u'Mediocre physics, but relaxing gameplay. Not at all worth the price, though.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'[SRacing] Jimmy A', u'text': u'10/10!', u'hours': 3.4, u'date': u'2016-05-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198157743250', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 89, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'giocuniz', u'hours': 4.9, u'products': 190, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-05-26', u'text': u'+', u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Paulie Walnuts', u'text': u'This is one of the greats. Great remastering job.', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2016-05-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198151737095', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 126, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Ving', u'text': u'Fun virtual board game with a card aspect. Dirty tricks as the main theme, good replayability, one player is pretty darned good, and so is multiplayer, although it is mostly a multiplayer game. good stuff, try it!', u'hours': 155.5, u'date': u'2017-07-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198023421583', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 59, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'gmiller7138', u'text': u"A digital board game that is extremely fun. It offers a perfect combination of skill and luck that will test your patience and perseverance. This game is all about being able to adapt to the ever changing environment while anticipating moves in advance.\nThe AI bots provide some challenge, but this gem truly shines when playing multiplayer. It takes very little time at all to find a matchup and completing one session will leave you with the desire to play again.\nI can't praise this game enough; it really is a fantastic piece of work.", u'hours': 41.9, u'date': u'2017-07-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197979351941', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 96, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'JeaN', u'text': u'funny game', u'hours': 17.1, u'date': u'2017-07-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198089693013', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 70, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Barrfind V.', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 1098, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-08-13', u'text': u'Pretty simple and nice gameplay, tactical&Logical fighting with units. Sounds taken from past Might&Magic what is good. Good soundtrack and amazing artwork. I really like graphic of this game. Story is interesting, in someway. Demons, ble ble, artefact that can destroy them, bla bla... You can play if you like Tactical/Puzzle gameplay.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Argh', u'text': u'what can I say? It is bejeweled for nerds.', u'hours': 43.2, u'date': u'2016-08-10', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561198101760921', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 65, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Randyraptor', u'text': u'good', u'hours': 23.3, u'date': u'2016-08-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198082048155', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 56, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Bob', u'text': u'happy', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2016-04-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198279222257', u'product_id': u'382660', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 15, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'[exAV]Wolf', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 109, u'product_id': u'382660', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-04-20', u'text': u'Not bad I guess..\nBcuz I see\n"Bullet" Here!\nU know the movie called @ Bullet?\nHe\'s in there probably that\'s why I bought this movie.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Gr3y [H] Stuff [W] The Long Dark', u'text': u"English subtitles for the english parts.\nNone for when they speak spanish..\nI don't even.", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2016-04-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 10, u'product_id': u'382660', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 2640, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Lex', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 139, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'text': u"Awesome read so far... like reading an anime. Installing the voice over and optionally the PS3 graphics patch is a must as the base game does not come with any. You do get the option of the original derpy character sprites and the steam sprites in the base game but the patch comes with an additional set of sprites that were PS3 exclusive.\nIf you don't install the patch you will fall asleep because all you will hear is light folk music with birds chriping.\nDid I mention install the goddamn patch?", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Dari\u016bn\u0117 TT', u'hours': 35.3, u'products': 21, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'Louds for \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing 1 hour well made  I cant even load normaly', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Durandal', u'text': u'It is still touhou. However, visibility issue is getting worse.', u'hours': 19.8, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198102431512', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 70, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'monsterfurby', u'hours': 3.7, u'products': 792, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-18', u'text': u'This is a game under active development, but already a pretty complete experience. In many ways, it is the Traveller game you never got. Recommended if you enjoy Traveller, Drox Operative, Escape Velocity, Space Rangers and so on.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'rumblespheres', u'text': u'Beautiful, challenging, and fun! The character designs are a delight.', u'hours': 4.8, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198125337468', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 43, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'BirdieBronze', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 27, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-10-28', u'text': u'Just.\nThe feeling when playing...So inspiring. It makes your heart expand. I teared up when the old man said "I will meet you again soon" in the happy dream section. It\'s beautiful.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'DarkStarSword', u'hours': 11.2, u'products': 1015, u'product_id': u'277270', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2014-05-08', u'text': u'This was actually a surprisingly good adventure game. Not great, but good enough to recommend for fans of Myst style adventure games. This review covers both parts in the series, because although the first game is nowhere near as good as the second, I feel that they are still probably best played one after the other for the story if nothing else.\nFirstly, a point of warning - the second game had all sorts of graphical glitches on my GeForce Go 7900 GS making it unplayable. I ended up streaming it from my Mac Air which played it with no problems. I couldn\'t find any other reports of the issue I was running into - in fact, most people seemed to indicate that they could run the second game fine, but had issues with the first (which worked fine for me), so YMMV.\nI picked up both in the series from a recent Indie Gala bundle and after finishing the first one I considdered it to be a fairly average adventure game with forgettable characters, a lack of any meaningful story and a pretty lame ending - but I still had a fairly good time with it, and it was short enough that it didn\'t overstay it\'s welcome. Fortunately, the second part redeemed it as the story picked up and the characters instantly felt like they had a lot more depth.\nYou play as Mina who was trying to set a new world record, but wound up shipwrecked on the shore of a Mysterious Island. Your phone\'s battery is dead and you can\'t contact anyone. You want to know the story of the first game? That\'s pretty much it. You get to explore and see some of the sights described in Jules Verne\'s novel "The Mysterious Island" trying to find a way to recharge your phone and bring down the shield that surrounds the island, but since I have not actually read the novel I can\'t comment on how much is a reference to it and how much is new.\nIn your adventure you find an adorable monkey you adopt and name Jep. In the first game Jep basically becomes a tool to reach high objects, but in the second game you actually spend a good part of the game playing as Jep, since he can go places that Mina can\'t and can talk to other Monkeys on the island to make friends... and some enemies.\nGraphics wise they remind me a lot of the Myst series - particularly Myst III as they use the same technique of fully pre-rendering the scenes from every position you can stand in (and in the second game from two perspectives since you can visit each location as Jep who is much shorter than Mina) and allowing you to freely rotate the camera in any direction. That was a nice trick used at the time to give the game stunning graphics (by the standards of the day) without having to render it all in real-time.\nLike most adventure games you find plenty of things to pick up, but here it actually feels a bit over done - both games even give you multiple tabs of inventory (around 8 or so) to organise it because there is just so much stuff. Items can be combined in the inventory to produce new items or tools, and many of those tools can be broken apart again to recover the items used to construct them, which is often necessary to do (particularly in the first game), as the components often need to be used again elsewhere, whereas most of the constructed tools only have a single one-off use.\nThe first game has much more emphasis on combining items than the second - to the point where working out what items go together actually forms the vast majority it\'s puzzles. While the combinations do tend to make sense (and there are notes on the more complex combinations), the sheer number of items you find can make it hard to keep track of everything to work out what might go together - it was so overwhelming I often ended up just doing a whole bunch of trial and error to see what could be combined as the resulting tool might give me a clue as to what I might use it with. Eventually you get access to an encyclopedia to provide hints on the items, but by the point you manage to do that you have are near the end and have already solved the hardest combination in the game to get the encyclopedia.\nThe second game does a lot better in this regard - there is far less emphasis on combining objects and when objects do need to be combined the descriptions often provide clues or the recipe will be in a notebook you find fairly early in the game. Because of this, I didn\'t really find the need to waste time trying different combinations, and attempting trial and error didn\'t have much success anyway.\nOne redeeming factor of the first game - and something I actually quite liked, was that there are almost always multiple solutions to each problem (and you get bonus points for any progress towards the alternate solutions). In some cases you needed to collect a bunch food and the extra solution was simply that there was way more food than you needed if you looked hard enough, but in other cases there were two different items you could constuct to achieve some goal - like two types of batteries that could be constructed out of completely different materials (I still have no idea where the silver was for the other type), or at least three types of projectile weapons. I didn\'t see this as much in the second game - there\'s still an excess of food, but I didn\'t see any obvious alternative solutions to puzzles like the first.\nInterestingly, the first game had some conditions where you could destroy an item, and it\'s the first game I\'ve played where I was concerned that I might accidentally waste or destroy an important item that would prevent me from winning the game later on. I\'m not certain if that is possible or not - especially considdering all the alternative solutions. The thing is - one item that can be destroyed is the knife blade, which was the single most used item in the game - I\'m a bit curious to replay it at some point and see if there are enough alternative solutions to still win if you destroy the knife at the start of the game... The second game actively seemed to prevent you from wasting inventory items you might need later ("I could use that to start a fire! But, it would be a shame to burn the xxx"), so I was never worried about losing anything important in it.\nBesides item puzzles, the first game has a bunch of nearly identical code puzzles and a guess the item quiz - and that\'s about it. The second game has a lot more variation to it\'s puzzles (yay, only one code puzzle this time), though I did have to resort to a walkthrough once or twice when I couldn\'t quite work out what I was supposed to do (usually because I was overcomplicating things, like the puzzle where you pretty clearly need to use trigonometry since you\'re given elevations at certain points and the distances between them - only it turns out that the angles are all 0 degrees which completely eliminates the math and makes the distances irrelevant... overthinking it...) - I noticed that some of the puzzles had an "easy" mode which you could use at the cost of "pride points", but the puzzles I got stuck on didn\'t have that option, so I never tried it.\nIn both games I did often find myself walking around with no real idea of what I was supposed to be doing - the second game was a bit better in that regards as it had objectives, but the objectives still tended to be vague goals rather than specific things that needed to be done. I did feel that the games could have done a slightly better job of dropping hints (Maybe instead of "I think I forgot something" it could have said "The grindstone isn\'t secure"). The first game was small enough that I never had to resort to a walkthrough (I almost did at one point, but just as I was about to give up and hit shift+tab my mouse finally passed over the saltpeter I was looking for), but I admit that I did have to use a walkthrough a couple of times in the second.\nOverall, a good adventure game that I\'d recommend to Myst fans. Maybe wait for a sale though.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'sfarog', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 3635, u'product_id': u'548760', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-06-24', u'text': u'I am sorry for leaving a negative review, i don\'t do that, however, this software is broken just like the previous one, it cannot open RAW files (Canon 30D/Canon 700D), pretty much everyone else with some exceptions are facing these issues and faced them in the previous version aswell (The previous version worked perfectly fine until some update if i remember correctly).\nAlso, "WIC Error: pFactory -> CreateDecoderFromFilename failed.",\nI love CameraBag\'s workflow and UI, and i want my things to be on Steam, it\'s convenient to have everything in one place, but i am not trading comfort for RAW editing, no chance in hell :)\nI hope you guys will fix this, for now i will have to refund, if you fix it, i will be more than happy to purchase it again (and not just for me).', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'GhostyAkaPrizrak', u'hours': 3.7, u'products': 1142, u'product_id': u'548760', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-03-12', u'text': u'Better than CameraBag 2, but interface takes some good things to improve experience of editing ur photos.\nAnd i buyed then it just relesed with big discount, VERY BIG (>80%), ty for devolpers for present like this.\nI see a lot of negative reviews and this pushing me to sadness. Please take time to invistigate this little shiny diamond before typing bad reviews. Thanks for reading.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'tony_tony_chopper &', u'text': u'good game', u'hours': 10.6, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198098174267', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 48, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'enko', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 66, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-01-15', u'text': u'Amazing. Saw it on YouTube, had to support. Atmosphere of the game has depth and draws in attention.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'likexlegit', u'text': u'Such a good game, but not enough people play.', u'hours': 5.5, u'date': u'2017-12-08', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 11, u'user_id': u'76561198112214576', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 130, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Aya Shameimaru', u'hours': 67.1, u'products': 361, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2010-12-11', u'text': u"This is probably THE most underrated title made by the developers of BioShock. If you like tactical RPGs and comic book superheroes, you'll love this title. Oh, and you'll be surprised that there's still an active modding community dedicated to Freedom Force and Freedom Force vs the Third Reich.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'RogueDarkJedi', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 1368, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2010-11-30', u'text': u"Heads up! While this game looks like fun, there is a bug in the game that makes the game unplayable on Vista and Windows 7. If you have one of those operating systems, DO NOT buy this game. The sequel does not have this problem (and you won't be missing much if you skip this version and go onto the next one).\nVerdict: PASS\nPass this version up and get the sequel instead. So much better.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'CrazyJamie', u'products': 330, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2010-11-28', u'text': u"A strategic action RPG that crept under the radar, but which oozes quality. It's everything you want from a game that effectively lets you build your own super hero team.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Aspiring Asperity', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 791, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-09-06', u'text': u'I recomend this for about 12 mins then it just gets boring. I say 12 minutes because it gives you time to kill a few ponds then play to see what REALLY happens. Its short and cute would be a cool interactive screen saver or backround.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Yvvki', u'text': u"I know it's free but there should be a few more options what you can have in the pond.\nInstead of relaxing I was constantly trying to keep things alive.\nAs for what it is, it's not that terrible. But it's hard for me to recommend.", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2016-09-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198068035203', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 44, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Bloxel25', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 25, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-08-29', u'text': u'I Recommend the game if you have alot of stress. Among Ripples is a relaxing game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'M3g4m4n', u'text': u'The movie was trashy and fun. The game is only trashy. Like a ripoff of Starwars Battlefront 2.\nBad game 0/10 would not buy again...', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2014-06-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198044505240', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 563, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Rico', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 308, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2014-06-19', u'text': u'Awesome game if you love bad games.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'indestructable2', u'text': u'Please for the love of all things good,\nDO NOT GET THIS GAME\nWhat is bad about this game:\n1) The controls; mouse to steer (it is impossible) the slightest movement and your spaceships doing loop da loops quicker than you can say loop da loop.\n2) the cut scenes and dialog; i come back from a mission where you have to destroy THREE fleets of Nazi\'s which I do with surprising ease, and in comes a cut scene where the sodding commander is having lunch and asks if it was "alright"; I have just killed tens of Germans on a death defying mission where the odds were against me and you asking if it was "alright"!!! WTF.\n3)  The stereotyping; throughout the game there is continuous stereotyping, calling the Australian spaceship f****** DUNDEE-O-1, Australians know other words than DUNDEE like IDIOT\'S. and when you go to speak to the german woman who is helping you, what does she look like? oh yes.. like you average stereotype german (google images will give some indication).\n4) not all German\u2019s are peace-hating, beard wearing idiots who have stupid long names and talk about how there grandfathers would be proud; when the game tells you to try and negotiate with the German commander who\u2019s called studflandasautotecnan poplestout Himmler (something like that) and is an angry old man with a white Hitler moustache in Nazi uniform. We can all guess what happens next..... HE SAYS NIEN, NIEN and NIEN again (basically). To be fair there would not be much of a game if he said yes, but still have some more surprise.\nWhat\u2019s good about the game:\n1) You can nick energy from different parts of the ship to supply different parts of the ship\n2) You can delete it from your library\nConclusion\nIt is time i will never get back, so please DO NOT GET THIS GAME get KSP instead!', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2014-06-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198042802777', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 64, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Mishums', u'hours': 7.1, u'products': 426, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2015-02-10', u'text': u"This game got really boring, really fast. At first I liked the story part of the game and thought it added a nice element to a sandbox game, but then in the next chapter all the things I had modified/built in the first chapter were gone. Gone. Maybe I've been playing sandbox and management games wrong this entire time, but this is a first for me. I quit storied mode immediately and went on to play in full sandbox mode. It was a lot more fun but eventually it just turned into sitting there waiting for a new disease to spring up to give you 30 seconds of something to do as you built a new hospital ward. Then it seemed to run out of new diseases and I spent the rest of my time tabbed out checking facebook. Will probably never play this again. Boring.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Ch0n@1171', u'hours': 16.2, u'products': 99, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2015-02-04', u'text': u'10 hours to complete start to finish , it was pretty entertaining with a storyline of very little consequince.\nEven though this has a better graphics it does lack the enjoyment and thought put into theme hospital.\nWould like to see a sequel or dlc', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Zacinoff', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 934, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2015-01-21', u'text': u"Pretty much the worst simulation game on the market. It's incredibly childish humour detracts from any possible fun while the camera and menu options make it difficult to build and manage smoothly.\nAvoid at any price.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Geonative3', u'hours': 1.7, u'products': 22, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u"it \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing terrible don't play it", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'FernMonkey', u'text': u"This game is great, the only problem i have is that the servers are so bad, most of the time the game says im 5 baring, but a second later it'll say im 1 baring. It honestly ruins matches for me and really discourages me to play ranked or even casual ever", u'hours': 143.5, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198234127472', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 32, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Ajit Pai', u'hours': 24.2, u'products': 36, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'fun', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'NathanX42', u'text': u'If you ever want to relax and play with Crayon Physics this is totally the game to do so. Would definitely play it for about 15 minutes and draw childish, immature things on the world map again.', u'hours': 2.9, u'date': u'2017-01-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 162, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'S-Domain', u'text': u'Fun game that takes me back to my childhood. My little one loves it too. Beautifully crafted soundtrack as well.', u'hours': 2.8, u'date': u'2016-12-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197965608769', u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 614, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Bamboleo', u'hours': 1.9, u'products': 360, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-11-28', u'text': u'A simple and skill based drawing game with a twist. Believe it or not this game makes use of a fully functioning physics engine that allows you to simulate your drawings with amazing precision. Nothing short of a masterpiece.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'=Sn\xf8w=', u'text': u"SO MUCH MAGIC I'TS TOO MUCH MAGIC", u'hours': 7.4, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 12, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'MiniKeona', u'hours': 158.8, u'products': 20, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY\nThis is GREATTTTTTTTTTTTTT - TF2 Scout', u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Shanoel', u'text': u'Super Program', u'hours': 15.8, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198171630177', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 25, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u"World's Best Slug Mother", u'text': u"I love this game. I had received it in a bundle, never thinking that this game would even make me look twice. After playing it for about 10 minutes, and really settling into the gameplay, I couldn't believe I enjoyed it so much. The art style is unique and the puzzles keep you interested. The achievments for this game are fun to chase after and it even has trading cards, which is  always a plus for me.\nI definitely recommend this game to puzzle/indie/unique game lovers. 9/10\nCon: I wish the plot felt more fleshed out. It is hard to understand what is actually happening to your character.", u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-07-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198111032409', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 408, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'xcyborgninja', u'text': u'This game is very short with only about 1-1.5 hours of game play for probably an average player for normal mode. I think the harder mode may have taken another hour or so. The gameplay is also very repetative with the only mechanic being you are guiding a sleep walking man who only walks in a straight line or turns clockwise when running into something. You can only guide him by dropping stuff infront of him and can also sometimes drop a bridge in front of him. Everything else is a variation of keeping him from walking off a path or avoiding some enemy/danger.\nI played this game through to the presumed "half way point" where you have basically solved all the puzzles the easy way and now have to do it with a slightly different set of rules that make it harder. Although I was not hating the experience I simply feel there are far better games out there that are better designed or with more sophisticated and interesting puzzles. I personally dislike the art style because I find it rather grotesque and the sound track makes me unsettled. This was amplified because I happened to be playing the game just before bed...', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-06-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198070136255', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 529, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Pizzabot', u'hours': 3.6, u'products': 806, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-06-29', u'text': u'The art style is good, but the gameplay is rather boring.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Kodyd194', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 181, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-12-16', u'text': u"Rumble Fighter: Unleashed, I don't know how well it will pan out nowadays, but As a former player I hope it ends up being a decent Steam launch. It is a pretty neat game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'\ub8e8\ub9d0', u'text': u"Just tried this game , I must say this game is bad on a whole new level . For example the game crashed 7 times before it finaly started and when I finaly got into a room people started flaming , and in the end I got kicked . After that I joined another room and guess what I get dc'ed and surprise got DDos'ed . Terrible game , Terrible community , lag and too much pay too win and crashes. NOT WORTH YOUR TIME. I recommend Zone4 it's on steam too , better mechanics , Trade system , Play-To-Win ,tons of maps and gamemodes (It's more PvE focused but Pvp is gr8 too) , no lag and most importantly no bugs/crashes/ddos.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-12-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 50, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'LadyA<3', u'text': u'More Adventure Modes Please!when i want a little fast pace action i play this game. its a fighting game with power ups, but i mostly like to play adventure mode so COME OUT WITH MORE ADVENTURE :)', u'hours': 248.6, u'date': u'2016-12-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198096476699', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 33, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'just_a_zombie', u'text': u'super hero landing!', u'hours': 16.4, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 102, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'MALICE', u'hours': 15.1, u'products': 844, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'Still the best in the series!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'tfo47', u'hours': 359.0, u'products': 1763, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'I have played just a little bit, but it is good, trust me. ;)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'@Dicky Rambo', u'text': u"\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 me, I have brought some real crap of late and this game isn't changing that.", u'hours': 14.6, u'date': u'2017-05-31', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 2232, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'MadMrMod', u'hours': 3.8, u'products': 157, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-05-30', u'text': u'just trash', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'DoItAll', u'text': u'Very cheaply made rpg, lags often, character does not visually equip items\n-DoItAll on Youtube', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-05-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 910, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'gamerturtle', u'text': u'Neat little sidescroller. Cool 80s style scifi setting. Plenty of trial and error, though.', u'hours': 2.9, u'date': u'2016-05-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198032791443', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 249, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Charming Cthulhu', u'text': u"There is a walkthrough video in which the game is beaten on hard difficulty without dying a single time - in exactly 16 minutes, minus the intro.\nAccording to Steam, beating the game took me nearly 2 hours on normal difficulty. How often did I die? At least a hundred times. The game can be incredibly difficult, but only as long as you don't know what to do next. I had to watch the walkthrough video in order to find the solution to some of the riddles. In comparison to the original game, this remaster apparently has a lot more checkpoints which makes it easier and less frustrating. And I have to say: Except for a few parts I really enjoyed this game. You barely notice that Another World is already 25 years old.", u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2016-05-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198001454789', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 1438, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Grilsha', u'hours': 2.3, u'products': 264, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-05-24', u'text': u'Another World is almost 25 years old and there are many games that still have not caught up to the level of design mastery found in every part of this game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Paladin_Fin', u'text': u'Actually quite good. I play a lot of boardgames, and would buy this in a physical form. =)', u'hours': 22.2, u'date': u'2017-07-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197999227532', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 236, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Trollhouse', u'text': u'Really fun game, very good balance from what i have played. The RNG doesnt affect play as much as i suspected it would. Would recommend to anyone looking for an online strategy board game.', u'hours': 4.4, u'date': u'2017-07-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198030150945', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 49, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Dr Alberts', u'text': u"The game is simple, but tough as balls to learn...Yet it feels intuitive and extremely fun.\nJust give it a shot, look for any gameplay in youtube or try the game out.\nThere is no grind (every card is unlocked to everybody from scratch), DLCs are nothing but cosmetics, so pay 2 win is not a reality in here and there are no complicated mechanics. The thing that makes the game tough to learn is how many cards and combinations there are (there's a lot of content)\nThe game can be played online multiplayer or vs bots if you prefer to. If you like board games this is a must have.", u'hours': 33.7, u'date': u'2017-06-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198066292330', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 104, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'LowliGigger', u'hours': 38.5, u'products': 114, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-08-04', u'text': u"I liked this game on my 360 so I figured I'd like it on PC too. If you like puzzle games, this is definitely a great one to get. My kids (ages 10 & 12) like it too. \u2665\nA more detailed review can be found on my blog:", u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Everlasting', u'text': u"If you like puzle games games you should buy this.\nPro's\n*cheap and better then most 60$ games\n*Alot to chose from\n*Endless fun with friends\n*Smart and relaxing game play\n*great single player\nCon\n*The dlc is over powered and ruins online muilty player unless you are ok with having only 4 champs. each over powered champ is a diffrent race but there are 5 races.\n*There are meta's", u'hours': 67.9, u'date': u'2016-08-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198133722001', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 165, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'TriangularRectangles', u'hours': 10.4, u'products': 145, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-07-26', u'text': u'So this game originally came out on XBOX360 for free a few years back and I picked it up because who doesnt like free games??? Tried it out with my friend and fell in love with the strategy and puzzle concept that has been designed. This game is a blast and have lost so many hours of my life on this game on XBOX360 along with PC. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Ava Adeline', u'text': u'Ok, so I rented this movie on sale for 50 cents and thought why not?  Trejo isn\'t such a bad actor and the write up (in English) looked interestings.  I sat down to watch it and....I DON"T speak but 5 words in Spanish.  I might have missed it but this movie was written up as in \'English\'.  And well, PART of it is.  It says it has subtitles, I checked my play window settigns which are set to English.  Nope, no subtitles.  Now, I have what looks like a good movie....partly in Spanish.  Thanks Steam for helping out there.  You note when your games are in a forign language.  Did you miss to mark this movie or do you all need a little work on your video listings?  FAIL.  Next time review content before sale.  If I\'d purchased it I\'d be asking for my money back.  It\'s fine if you want to guess what\'s going on, otherwise I wouldn\'t recomend this movie in unless you can understand Spanish. Dissapointed.', u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2016-03-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198004522900', u'product_id': u'382660', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 85, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'\U000e0021\xb0\u2022\u239d\U0001f47d\u23a0 \u14aaO\u144c\u144e\u15e9 \u239d\U0001f47d\u23a0\u2022\xb0\U000e0021', u'text': u'The "Contains" warning says "No flashing" and yet, you see massive close-up of a 36GG pair of boobs in the movie.\nI still try to guess how they managed to fit 4 cameras inside a shower so you can get a top views of the boobs, 2 angles of sideboobs, underboobs etc...', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-01-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 7, u'product_id': u'382660', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 3983, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Nemico', u'text': u"If you don't speak spanish, don't bother as there are only english subs for the english spoken sections.", u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2015-11-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197961425411', u'product_id': u'382660', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 330, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Quyzbuk', u'hours': 42.5, u'products': 285, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2010-11-26', u'text': u'Older game, but still a lot of fun and very cheap for both the original game and its sequel (Vs. the Third Reich).\nHighly Recommended.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u"TV's Michael Gray", u'hours': 21.1, u'products': 316, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2010-11-24', u'text': u'The best.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Angeln9ner', u'hours': 25.0, u'products': 165, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2010-11-22', u'text': u'classic Silver Age comic book heroism', u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'adsy2008', u'text': u'Glad its free... So the game itself has no real meaning. You click on an item on the edge of the pond and you get fish, crayfish, clams or an otter.\nThats pretty much it.\nClams keep it clean\nCrayfish eat dead fish (then clams)\nlittle fish eat algae\nmedium fish eat little fish\nbig fish eat little and medium fish\nOtter eats anything it likes\nTheres no logic, predictability or interface.\nThe only "slider" (you drag the mouse left or right) adjusts oxygen levels.\nabl\nSo thats the game.\nThe algae grows and disappears really fast when its eaten, if the growth level was a bit more predictable I think it would be a bit more understandable and playable.\nFor a 10 minute "I don\'t want to play solitaire" game, its fine. For everything else, theres Mastercard.', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2016-08-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 82, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'DrHaileyWho', u'text': u"I... I have know idea why this is so entertaining. My favorite thing to do is make a flourishing pond and then just watch it deteriorate. I sit there for so long and just watch things happen. I don't really get it, but I can't stop.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-08-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198294101736', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 4, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Sarnia', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 20, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-08-25', u'text': u'Cute and fun for a short while. Good to leave on in the background while you do something else.\nThe only thing that bothers me is...\nWhy does the otter never need to breathe?!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Slinzath', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 336, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2014-06-09', u'text': u'5/5', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Dyne', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 808, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2014-06-08', u'text': u"Without a doubt one of the worst games I have ever played. Thank God I had a 90% off coupon so I didn't waste too much money. The controls are horrible, the voice acting is embarrassing, and the missions are boring and pointless. Basically you're just flying back and forth between nav points trying (trying) to shoot down Nazi UFO's. Great movie, terrible game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Giddy Potts', u'text': u'Very well made, I like this game a lot!', u'hours': 8.1, u'date': u'2014-06-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198108539242', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 13, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'leanton', u'text': u'This is not Theme Hospital and there are too many bugs that needs too be fixed even thou the game is so old. If i could i would return it and cliam back the 6 Euro i spent on it.', u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2015-01-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197999332410', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 62, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Cr3aM (often PUBG TIME)', u'hours': 2.4, u'products': 345, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2015-01-04', u'text': u'I do prefer to pray.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'adrenalize', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 240, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2014-12-20', u'text': u"Was looking for a Theme Hospital game, came accross this and in my Haste to download forgot to read the reviews.\nIt's horrible. I played for 20 minutes and by the end of it wanted to Rip my eyes out.\nA mess of a game, avoid at all possible costs.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Da Killah Genius', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 516, u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-12-27', u'text': u'It Feels like\nan SNK game, female version of samurai shodown.\n- It has a twist of great animation & music,\n- sexy looking female anime characters,\n- battle system is outrageously good,\n- like most fighting games, gets tough around stage 7,\n- I love the artwork, the effects and the animation.\nMy Rating = 10 outta 10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Drem', u'hours': 12.3, u'products': 1128, u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-12-26', u'text': u'Despite the art this is a surprisingly good fighting game, especially for people who like Samurai Shodown.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'SUPER Ad Blocker ULTRA', u'text': u'Good 2D fighter. The gameplay is very intuitive for a beginner (no seriously) but robust enough for an experienced player. Cool soundtrack, pretty girls, interesting art style, decently balanced roster and roster size and okay netcode.', u'hours': 50.3, u'date': u'2016-12-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197960956246', u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 142, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Guybrush', u'text': u'Atleast I got Strider.', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-07-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 250, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'aus741', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 318, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-07-23', u'text': u"God damn!? The mixed quality of the visuals are forgiveable and the gameplay clearly has potential, but it's marred by a severe lack of polish, no balance, lazy single player and bare bones, god awful story telling, if it can be called that. Only worth checking out if you're a die hard Resident Evil fan that can forgive all these flaws.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Razgriz', u'text': u'Absolutely terrible, stay away from this game at all costs.', u'hours': 4.4, u'date': u'2017-07-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198017859364', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 335, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'HatchedTester', u'text': u'Wonderful game, very much like smash but this is even more polished and get this, you dont have to pay IRL cash for new characters unlike smash. There is no pay to wining as all characters are unlockable from the start and you can get them all free to playing. I highly recomend this to any people looking for a fun brawling party game.', u'hours': 176.2, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198149370684', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 77, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'\U0001f338weich\U0001f33a', u'text': u'Born too late to explore the Earth\nBorn too early to explore the cosmos.\nBorn just in time to see Poland into space', u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2017-03-08', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 26, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 80, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Kira', u'text': u'Firstly, Poland was in the Civilization V game and was able to conquer the space with science victory conditions\nSecondly, Poland was added to the Civilization VI game and was able to conquer the space with science victory conditions\nThirdly, this game proves that poland can go space\nAre they really gonna do this? :D\nBut anyway, this game is great as indie project, have some challenging achievements, some jokes and interesting gameplay\nPros:\n+humor\n+customization of this "space jet"\n+challenging achievements\n+music\nCons:\n-Poland can`t go space (you wont trick me with those games, devs :D)\n-no mouse sensivity option\n-Poland always being chased by Romania (uknown reason for me O_o)\n-no controller support (i could not use my xbox 360 controller)\nTo sum up:\nI guess i am fine to give this game 4 poland out of 5!', u'hours': 4.2, u'date': u'2017-03-08', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 222, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Heinzrich Beanler', u'text': u'if polen can into space he can gib me his clay\n10/10 will anschluss again', u'hours': 5.6, u'date': u'2017-03-08', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 85, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u"Bucketo'Bullets", u'text': u'It seems to be a very nice game and I would love to play it more but this must only be me but on the first costume quest the game ran so smoothly and was amazing but on this one It is just a laggy mess. So in the Tutorial battle when the corvax wants you to get that first hit to continue the game its just too laggy to get it so I have never gotten further than the tutorial :(', u'hours': 8.5, u'date': u'2015-02-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198079781379', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 86, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'kelseyr713', u'text': u"Costume Quest 2 has all the charm and humor of CQ1; I found myself laughing out loud a lot. However, the combat is not only just as tedious as the last time, there also seems to be more of it. There's also a huge difficulty spike in the last third of the game that's almost unfair - it's not really fun to hammer away at three enemies with twice your hit points every time you enter a battle. Its charm, however, outweighs that tedium, especially if played with a friend next to you and/or in short play sessions.\nAlso, the graphics are great - the water deserves a special mention, I spent quite a bit of time stopping to look at it.", u'hours': 10.3, u'date': u'2015-02-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 885, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'dulBIRAKAN [Linux]', u'text': u"Why wait for Halloween to enjoy Halloween!? Now with Costume Quest 2 you can get your trick or treating goodness any time you want on Windows/Mac and LINUX!\nDon awesome costumes!\nFight bad guys!\nSave halloween!\nAll without risking a single cavity thanks to Double Fine's virtual candy technology! Order now for your personal copy of Costume Quest 2.", u'hours': 11.6, u'date': u'2015-01-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 489, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'R A L L Y', u'text': u'For a dollar it will give you good fun.\nPros:\nGraphics\nMusic\nSound\nSimple\nOptimization\nCons:\nGlitches that cause me to snap my wrists\nThe destructable walls dumb rubble at your feet which you cannot move through so you become trapped and die. You also cannot jump while in the rubble.\nShooting the laser causes really annoying slowdown which breaks the flow of the game.\nYou will randomly die for no reason. I died 3 times without enemies hitting me as I was simply running.\nIts still decent for a buck though.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-02-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 364, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Glen Chico', u'text': u"Starring:\nSolid jump and shooting mechanics!\nDestructable environments!!!\nFast paces!!!!\nExcellent price!!!!!\nAlso Starring:\nGlitches!\nA repeating techo tack!!\nNo feedback as to what kills you!!!\nA massive drop in the frame rate whenever you sustain fire for more than two seconds!!!!\nGuest Starring:\nThe graphics aren't too bad looking for what it is!\nThe critics agree: A decent amount of fun for only 99 cents, but not without its frustration.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-02-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 13, u'product_id': u'411080', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 1682, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Phyz upgradecsgo.com', u'hours': 1.7, u'products': 155, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'text': u'IM YOUR \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ING DADDY', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'AtomicPlasma', u'text': u'Immensely buggy and ultimately broken.\nA fantastic concept destroyed by unpatched bullsh*t.', u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 118, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'staaz', u'hours': 2.8, u'products': 151, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'text': u'just boring', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'fueledbyvinyl', u'text': u"The story isn't up there with the best of them, but I found the combat system enjoyable, as well as the time travelling aspect to all kinds of (very detailed I might add) settings. The soundtrack is amazing too!", u'hours': 137.1, u'date': u'2017-09-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198175547071', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 44, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Friends in 2018 LUL', u'hours': 16.0, u'products': 26, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-09-05', u'text': u'What the \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 is even going on in this story.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Dutch Dead Wife', u'text': u"Just terrible....can't even play this game as it crashes every 5 minutes.....even turning of steams cloud synch doesn't help....:/ Back to the ps3 with this one......", u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2017-09-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198099063265', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 42, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Matt', u'text': u'spectacular', u'hours': 62.4, u'date': u'2016-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197997644176', u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 270, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Reddit donger', u'hours': 10.6, u'products': 128, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-04-29', u'text': u'I cant help thinking how much effort developers put into this game, you can write a full book with that much diaologue. Artwork is amazing especially in churches. You can feel the despair of dark times and end of the world theme. The combat is decent. Besides good amount of spells, overall combat system is not the best. The story is very well written, characters are unique and interesting. Unique and well written music that makes you feel the game atmosphre\nOverall 7/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Arnald Grymm', u'text': u'Brilliant RPG\nNothing for tvvats, though', u'hours': 9.6, u'date': u'2016-04-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198081606493', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 284, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Cavemancougar', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 179, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-04-23', u'text': u'hard core rpg, from the good old days.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'\u264bRE-PLAY\u062a Idle-Empire.com', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 219, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-01-06', u'text': u"Third persion looking game like chess it's kinda borring for me....\nplayer told me that's tactic game...", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'zirrian', u'hours': 3.8, u'products': 774, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2015-12-27', u'text': u'AI is a filthy \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing cheater, 10/10, would get \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ed in the\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665with 3 tank rolls on the first turn.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Boresight', u'text': u"Love the board game and I have most of its expansiond, but I can't recommend boardgames that are based on pay to play.", u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2015-12-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198020732170', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 91, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'gmsh1964', u'text': u'I do not do many reviews, if that means anything.  But something has to be said about this game and the prior one (The Great War) --  these games are fantastic.  Actually, super fantastic with unlimited replayability (you can be ANY country in the world and they are all VERY different).  I am too lazy to type out additionaI reasons why I feel this way so in summary, this game is complex but the UI and manual are soo great, you can figure out all things easily.   And if somehow you cannot, the developer is super active and forum has some extremely helpful people.  I am going to volunteer myself to forum duty to help with questions to hopefully inspire others to buy this.  FREAKING LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!', u'hours': 20.2, u'date': u'2017-11-16', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198030835118', u'product_id': u'462940', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 87, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'q12345673454', u'text': u'we need chinese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-11-03', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198105711231', u'product_id': u'462940', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 31, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'\U0001f43a EmoWolfi \U0001f43a', u'text': u'Pretty cool :D', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198271410616', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 77, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'son-one', u'text': u'hard to use had to look a how to still didnt get it', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198385966256', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 9, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Spacer', u'text': u'Amazing software i recommend it to everyone', u'hours': 105.4, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198256075860', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 24, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Kalisto', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 262, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-06-26', u'text': u"Unfortunatelly I don't feel like the game left me with much, exept some dissapointment.\nExcept for interesting visuals it feels like a empty experience.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'easycromoS-team', u'text': u'awesome! good graphics, surround music, very addictive: a danger for perfectionist!', u'hours': 5.5, u'date': u'2017-06-23', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 4, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 671, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Metalharpey', u'hours': 4.4, u'products': 936, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-06-22', u'text': u'First of all, this is not what I expected. However it turns out to be a great puzzle game where you have to save Bob, a sleepwalker. I think the "subob" seems to be some sort of dog that lives in Bobs subconcious. Kind of a guardian angel ^^ I mean ofc guardian dog :P\nThe dreamworld looks like Salvador Dalis painting called "clocks". I really really love this idea and I think it\'s done pretty good! I\'m still playing, and I wonder how long it will take for me to finish this game, but it\'s already worth the money <3', u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Aestival \u265b', u'hours': 122.3, u'products': 55, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-12-16', u'text': u"8/10\nUpsides\nA excellent fighting game , Very skill based and hard to master\nA game you can get addicted to and play for many hours but you dont have to, to become good or enjoy it\nDoesnt require you to pay money to be good but does give you a upperhand if you do pay some money\nAlot of different game modes\nAlot of different fighting styles\nDecent events for all kinds of people\nUnique art style ( not appealing to everyone for sure )\nA very kind GM (Gourdie)\nDownsides\nAlot of elitism and toxic players that call their selfs good and oldschool while trying to destroy people with their ego\nAlot of glitches and unbalanced things\nPeer 2 peer game\nMost updates release boxes which cost RC (real money)\nNot beginner friendly bad tutorial and not many people will help you out from the get go\nPVE is lacking but there's alot of PVE content\nIf you get too far into the community possible DDOS'ing might happen if you find the wrong person ( some of them do get punished others wont be found )\nHackers are still around but they only play PVE (or well I haven't seen a hacker in pvp in about 4 years)\nSource: 7 Years of experience where of most of the time actively played", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'BraySlays', u'text': u"I've played this game for like 8-9 years so yeah, got my vote.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-12-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198306720102', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 1, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'The Loneliest Mightyena', u'hours': 84.7, u'products': 571, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-12-16', u'text': u'It has it\'s problems, but the devs are actually starting to work on them. It\'s worth a try if you can stomach the toxic af community.\nI\'ve been around this game since 2007. No, it doesn\'t get any better community-wise, but that\'s because the players who\'ve stuck around this long tended towards bitterness because the other foreign versions of the game (Gem Fighter and Rumble Fighter Japan) have more dev support while RFNA has been relatively neglected as far as new maps and updates to the shop. The friendly people left a long time ago, so why not come around and give us another friendly face?\nEdit 2: As of October 21, 2017 the devs have been recycling content to create "new" content, and items that they said they\'d be working on made by the community beyond the first of those (Savate scroll)  have been neglected and... not released yet -- that event was over a year ago. I still recommend the game due to the sheer amount of fun I\'ve had with this game over the years, but unless a developer / publisher who actually cares takes over and soon, the game is only barely hanging onto life. I still think it\'s worth a try, but only if you\'re willing to drop a bit of money on the game to get in beyond level 11 (when you\'ve gotten both your free exocore and scroll) unless a particularly good event is on at the time to give that kinds of stuff.\nEdit: As of December 20th, 2016 the devs have shown further willingness to improve the game. Some of the items that used to cost the paid / real money currency were made into (relatively cheap) in-game currency items. Certainly they\'re by no means "bleeding edge", but they are both very solid. There\'s a current in-game event involving grinding one of the PvE game modes as well, and the rates for free exocores from those boxes is completely ridiculous. I opened 34 boxes and got 5 permanent BFE Snowman exocores, and that\'s an exocore known for being pretty good even fairly competitively.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'captainghost', u'text': u'I got this game as a gift and I realized that the always on DRM was messing with my system, un-installed it and never touched it again.', u'hours': 4.2, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198018519576', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 50, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Begunister', u'text': u"Harley Quinn isn't hot af", u'hours': 4.4, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'user_id': u'76561198049692343', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 93, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Big Fat Tomato', u'text': u'This game deserves the vote  "choice matters" IMO', u'hours': 55.0, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197961214883', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 49, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'WetTouch\u24d2', u'hours': 11.8, u'products': 1642, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-05-26', u'text': u"Looks quite ugly, and sometimes battles are a little unpredictable. Other than that i had an overall fun experience with this game. Loot, fight monsters, and a nice turn based fight system. Should be a little cheaper because i don't feel as if this game has alot to deliver.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Megaflux', u'hours': 24.6, u'products': 1445, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-05-25', u'text': u'simple, fun, exquisite.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'NECROMANCERFORLIFE', u'hours': 8.5, u'products': 1244, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-05-21', u'text': u'Reading about lack of story. Anyone played the original Rogue game. In comparism this game here is lord of the rings.\nTalking about the game principle its turnbased like rogue but much more forgiving. Nice game if you do extremecouching with a steam link and controller (which is very good supported) and dont want your brain do much work.\nPrice is ok. Sale recommended.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u"I can't preTEND ANYmore", u'text': u'this world is already too much, do we really need another?', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-05-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 25, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 145, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'ashblock', u'text': u'excellent game! fun to play with friends! fastest way to destory your friendship!', u'hours': 13.5, u'date': u'2017-06-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198070842786', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 14, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Obey the Fist!', u'text': u'This is a fine example of branding gone horribly wrong.  Like taking a brand that is a good, cozy brand that you grew up with and has always been a friend and a mark of reliable quality, a brand of trust, and doing something bizarre with it.   Like if Campbells Soup went into manufacturing diesel motors.   Even if the motors they make are good, they shouldn\'t do it.  Stahp.\nWe all know Might and Magic as the franchise of addictive 4X games with simplistic tactical combat, classical fantasy units like orcs, knights, vampires and dragons.  Build your cities and outposts, capture resources, cast magic spells and win!\nNot with this game.  They put Legend of Zelda, a teenaged american nerd who thinks he can draw anime, tetris and plants vs zombies into a blender, crushed what came out and stamped "Might and Magic: No Really!" on it.    It\'s a weak puzzle game with a strange anime type veneer on the front.  They threw away all the classical features of Might and Magic, leaving a poor competitor to Bejewlled in place.\nGraphics: Limited but works okay in 4K.  Artwork is "american anime", which doesn\'t work with Might & Magic.  There should be none of this kind of thing.\nGameplay:  Very bad.   You go in expecting you\'re playing Might & Magic and you\'re playing plants vs Zombies turned 90 degrees.   You dump your soldiers randomly onto the field like a game of tetris, then build them into stacks or rows so they can do something.   Thematically it\'s weird.  In terms of gameplay it just doesn\'t make any sense.\nTechnical: Not really a 3D game.  Stable and functional, but very simplistic.\nMight & Magic is a good solid franchise.  It\'s not the best and far from the worst.  This game might even be worth a recommendation but the failed branding and sense of betrayal, combined with being far, far below par for a game in this franchise, with such weak gameplay, leaves me with no choice but the thumbs down.   There are better Might & Magic games. There are better puzzle games.  This one has no place to go but down, like pizza flavoured beer, some combinations just don\'t work.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-07-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198030784015', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 3394, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Reaper', u'date': u'2015-11-09', u'user_id': u'76561197970812870', u'product_id': u'382660', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 2830, u'text': u'Great little indie flick staring Danny Trejo.  Rounding out the cast is a kind of funny looking little dude making his acting debut and a couple of chicks who turn in acting performances.\nIf you like movies like this as much as I do then you owe it to yourself to check it out.  77/100', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Roche', u'text': u"Diego is a person that can heal anyone in any capacity, but the psychological drawback matches the amount of healing he does. Since the locals are used to it, his life is otherwise simple until a filmaker named Hilary enters his life and gets him involved in her documentary. The origin of his gift is shown, but not explained outright. The ending makes complete sense, ties things up sufficiently.\n- Nice Scenery\n- Danny Trejo (his part is extremely brief, and his fate is left a complete mystery)\n- Awkward Nudity ( \u0361o \u035c\u0296 \u0361o)...\n- Technical/Visual aspects of the film are well done.\n- That band....\n- The spanish is never translated. (still got the jist, but it would've added a lot)\n- Certain details of his abilities are made unclear due to lack of translation.\n- The dialogue isn't that good.\n- Unnecessarily slow pacing.\n- Acting is hit or miss.\nThe storytelling execution is unusal, but not confusing, while it manages to hold onto it's surrealism, and meaning. It uses psychology instead of blood and guts as a way to show horror, and is the biggest appeal of the movie. Anyone that considers themselves artsy fartsy should see this one time. They really should've translated the spanish, not sure what happened there.\nNot for drunk gringas\n(5/10 = average)", u'hours': 4.2, u'date': u'2015-07-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561198041869019', u'product_id': u'382660', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 148, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Ewzzy', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 539, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2010-11-21', u'text': u'This is one of the few games that I can legitimately say changed my life.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Kissaki', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 2405, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-08-24', u'text': u'While for a free game the music and graphics are ok or even kind of good, the lack of content makes this a 2 minute experience. I don\u2019t see how one would enjoy to "keep the pond alive" or enjoy just watching.\nWhile the game description is mostly correct, I disagree with some things. It\u2019s a very limited ecosystem, it has relaxing music and you can look at what happens.\nHowever, while it points towards simulation and sandbox, but with its /very/ limited content I can hardly call it either of them.\nIn a sandbox I expect choice, of which I have 6 clickable areas, which do one thing only, and only at specific times. So it definitely is not a sandbox.\nI would consider it more of an art piece or experience rather than a game or sandbox.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'existential bread', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 680, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2014-05-20', u'text': u'killin nazis in space 10/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'CJ Gaming', u'text': u"I think people were expecting this to be like Theme Hospital but it's not but it's still fun and can be funny to I don't know why it's got lots of bad reviews I think it's a good game", u'hours': 8.1, u'date': u'2014-12-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198017453575', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 96, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'zaps166', u'text': u'Awesome fighting game with very good soundtrack :D', u'hours': 75.2, u'date': u'2016-12-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198262824288', u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 9, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'\u2606R.e.s.S\u2605\u2122', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 116, u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-11-28', u'text': u'Sucks', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Trixter', u'text': u'these chicks  are  hottt', u'hours': 2.7, u'date': u'2016-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 19, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Chow Sing Sing', u'text': u'bought it on humble bundle for 1 dollar....i want my 1 dollar back\nand why the f u c c I need to turn off antivirus to be able to play this game?', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-07-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198105733070', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 93, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Bender', u'text': u'Seriously? They still sell it for 50 bucks?', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-07-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198006667905', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 228, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Mario Dan', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 697, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-07-22', u'text': u'Game specially focused to the multiplayer, which one at the date of today (22/07/2017) is pretty empty.\nThere is no campaing, but have a single player mode that consist in small arenas where you have survive and to win "kill 20 zombies", "collect the suitcase", "capture the point". Not exciting, feel annoying and a waste of time.\nDont buy it. For better zombie multiplayer experience i recomend you Killing Floor (1 or 2) or Left 4 Dead.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'S T R O N K', u'text': u"Fair and balanced game. Pro tip: don't trust Greece", u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-03-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 71, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Noot', u'text': u'1. Get game for .74 cents\n2. Card drops worth more than 1.50\n3. ????\n4. Profit\n10/10 Polandballs, still cannot into space', u'hours': 2.6, u'date': u'2017-03-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 13, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 23, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'dlih', u'hours': 5.6, u'products': 61, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-03-07', u'text': u'>buy this game for ~50 cents\n>got trading card worth for 1 dollar', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Kosmozuikis', u'text': u'Costume quest is finally back. It surprised me, i was not expecting Costume quest 2. I loved the first game and i instantly fell in love with this one. Again you play as the very cute little kids (i know it sounds creepy coming from a grown man) and running in halloween costumes fighting giant angry moles and snails.\nThe game didn\u2018t change much. The core is the same. Simple rpg mechanics, collecting candies, leveling up, collecting new costumes to become a three-headed hotdog.\nThe combat system changed a little, you now need to press a button when attacking to do more damage and same goes for defending \u2013 press the button in time to receive less damage. And there\u2018s fountains where you can restore your health after the fights. I heard people complaining about it, but i don\u2018t see the problem here, fountains are always close to you, it\u2018s easy to go and refill you hp. Other than that the game is same as the previous one \u2013 great. Yes it\u2018s very short, but i don\u2018t know if i would want to play it for 30 hours.\nDouble fine has done a fine job here. Costume quest 3 next halloween maybe?', u'hours': 9.7, u'date': u'2015-01-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 1812, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'booklover9138', u'hours': 6.2, u'products': 483, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2015-01-19', u'text': u"Okay, first off, I'm a fan of the first Costume Quest. If you loved Costume Quest, you won't be disappointed with Costume Quest 2! I enjoyed the story line, the cuteness of the costumes, and the creativity and imagination that was behind the special attacks that each costume had. This game gradually got more difficult, but overall it's easy to play. Fun for all ages! :)", u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'IdahoJudd', u'hours': 13.9, u'products': 271, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2015-01-17', u'text': u"Costume Quest 2 is lots of family-friendly fun, but isn't quite up to the level of the first. The humor is there, but it's missing that final 'wink at the adults in the room' layer the original had. Still a wonderful way to while a weekend away with the kids.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Lcast15', u'hours': 165.8, u'products': 117, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'text': u'very active game, definitely didnt die after 15 mins', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'SpacemaN', u'hours': 5.9, u'products': 47, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'text': u'8/10 too much dad.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Kachow', u'hours': 2.4, u'products': 42, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-16', u'text': u'dead', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Squatingtiger', u'hours': 2.1, u'products': 409, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-09-04', u'text': u"I played FF 13 and enjoyed it a heck of a lot. Unfortunately, that is where my FF13 experience will end because I can not get FF13-2 running at all any more. It's not my PC or drivers etc etc. Believe me, I've tried all the fixes, workarounds and forum suggestions. The game was running fine for about an hour but now locks up every time a new game or save game has been loaded, nothing has changed.\nI'm not giving this a negative review for gameplay, graphics sound etc or the game that it is but for the shoddy port and support for PC gamers.\nIt's too bad that I've had this game in my library for well over a year, this exceeds the 14 day return policy, otherwise I'd have refunded within the 2 hour game time limit.\nThe FF13 story will have to suffice, I just hope FF15 isn't as much of a joke to PC gamers.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Shadow Lynx', u'hours': 8.8, u'products': 215, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-09-03', u'text': u'Game crashes every 30 minutes DO NOT BUY!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'freutty', u'hours': 3.4, u'products': 130, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-09-01', u'text': u'Good game, pretty bad port.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'malpasoman', u'text': u'The depth and its double-standards of justice kept me going back for more as I pushed further into its curious story to find out who was behind a simple act of malice.  I had no idea how "OK" I was about torturing someone into accepting the conjectured blame the order had cooked up.  Even if there wasn\'t anything left to confess, I wanted to see them scream in pain.  If you enjoy stories in your games more than you do gameplay; you should give this game a shot.  If you enjoy stories that start of as a bundle of petty missions that eventually turn into more than reality could handle, then give this game 100 hours of your time.  And if you happen  to be one of those who watched The Borgias with Jeremy Irons, then you should play this game to experience what it\'s like to be a self-righteousness Inquisitor.', u'hours': 134.4, u'date': u'2016-04-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197996517798', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 174, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Yella | \u028d\u03b9h\u03b1\u03b5l\u03b1 \u1d5b\u1d38\u1d9c', u'hours': 3.5, u'products': 2193, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-04-16', u'text': u'Inquisitor is a game that I recommend because:\n- is a method to banish boredom\n- is indie & RPG\n- it has trading cards\nEnjoy!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Brunswick', u'hours': 16.8, u'products': 199, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-04-13', u'text': u'Good game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Cayd33', u'hours': 1.4, u'products': 407, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2015-12-02', u'text': u"Memoir'44 Is a fantastic board game.\nMemoir'44 Online is the digital version fo the board game. Its F2P model however lets it down in a huge way. Having to pay per scenario instead of paying up front for a NICHE genre of video games is just silly.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'dan_dingwall', u'text': u"Same as all the others... love it and I'd buy it if it were a one time purchase. No way I'm going to keep paying over and over.", u'hours': 7.3, u'date': u'2015-11-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197982109477', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 38, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'AceCombatrix', u'text': u'Not really free to play.', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2015-11-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198027737712', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 357, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Innershine_prune', u'text': u'this is a good photo editing software simple and convinient but it keeps crashing man every time i want to save photo and load images ,fix it fast please', u'hours': 7.9, u'date': u'2017-02-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198263419377', u'product_id': u'548760', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 5, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Chantawute', u'text': u"Can't process RAW file from Nikon D810.\nHow to do?", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-01-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198042635802', u'product_id': u'548760', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 124, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'TaNgo427', u'text': u"Can't seem to get the software to work. It won't open any images without crashing.", u'hours': 2.6, u'date': u'2017-01-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197966556268', u'product_id': u'548760', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 96, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'battleship217', u'text': u'an excellent Game showing how easily one decision can cause mass destruction. Sure there are some glitches but it is early acess. Good game overall', u'hours': 28.5, u'date': u'2017-10-28', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198355269596', u'product_id': u'462940', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 9, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'dazoline', u'text': u'First time buyer for this game series and I must say I\'m pleasently suprised. Playing as Japan I rolled most of China early in the game (1936) which was a bit of an "er... ok" moment but invading the Soviets in 1938 was a whole different ball of wax. After initially wiping the Siberian floor with the defenders the western units started trickling in one or two at a time. Which made me think. "Ah another easy wipe my army of twenty file will win the day!". Er... cough, yea, couple of turns later I see my detatchment of 7 units fighting one of 56 units near lake Baikal. Not only is fog of war alive and well I should have taken Vizzini\'s advice and never gotten involved in a land war in asia. As an added bonus the developers have what seems a laser focus jumping on issues as they come up in discussions. Great job so far guys!', u'hours': 129.2, u'date': u'2017-10-26', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198104657863', u'product_id': u'462940', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 36, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Locken', u'text': u'Great Grand Strategy Game! The 3d models look great!', u'hours': 142.2, u'date': u'2017-10-23', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198345036895', u'product_id': u'462940', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 3, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Legendary Saiyan', u'hours': 24.4, u'products': 85, u'product_id': u'277270', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2014-03-30', u'text': u"It's A Good Game Not The Best Game But My Favrute person Is About This Game", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Disneyforever', u'text': u"WARNING: This is not a game where you walk around an island and find things. This is a point and click. Graphics are ok, but when Mina talks, she just moves hermouth at IMPOSSIBLE speeds. So animatons SUCK. You also can't go freely, you must stay on a linear path. 1/10 for ok graphics.", u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2014-03-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198095804183', u'product_id': u'277270', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 149, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Bobila', u'hours': 9.6, u'products': 35, u'product_id': u'277270', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2014-03-13', u'text': u'This game is kinda hard, actually. I didn\'t expect it to be that a challange.\nBut in the end it pretty much good. Though it would be best if you\nbought "Return to Mysterious Island" before you bought "Return to Mysterious Island 2".\nBut in the end you deside. I Would definitely rate this game.\n7-10.\nBecause i had some.. Some trouble understanding what i was going to do. xD', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Just Monika', u'text': u'its alright i guess', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-10-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 52, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Devstro', u'text': u'eeeeeeeeeeh', u'hours': 4.1, u'date': u'2017-10-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198312358275', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 12, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'godkillsgod', u'text': u"That child's nightmare level made me rage quit. Damn that minecraft jumping puzzle its my nightmare now.", u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2017-10-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 10, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 175, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'bobbynofoot', u'hours': 9.3, u'products': 409, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'text': u'This was the first game I kickstarted way back in my highschool days. It brings a tear to my eyes to see it out', u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Coolthulhuu', u'hours': 12.1, u'products': 350, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'text': u"I've been waiting for this game since it was announced and its even better than i expected. I dont usually write reviews, but this game has like no advertising. This better sell well i swear to god", u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'BL', u'text': u'This is great! i played the crap out of the demo before. but that was only a fraction of the game. love the art direction, and writing. the fast pacing of the game keep you on your toes. keep stiring that pot!', u'hours': 11.0, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198008827286', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 87, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'The Life of An Grange', u'text': u'it is very good for making animations! even thomas!', u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198060816022', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 53, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Festive \u30d7\u30ed Sup', u'hours': 108.8, u'products': 249, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'Love it', u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'\u010ci\u010dek Ipe\u010dki', u'hours': 435.5, u'products': 12, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'good', u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Merino', u'hours': 27.5, u'products': 1156, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-18', u'text': u"Few games allow you to forge your own fate like this one does. Follow the story or turn around and walk/fly in the opposite direction to do what every you want to, everything is possible and viable. I really enjoy gather and training my crew and upgrading my ship to suit my own playstyle and even better, I know that if I wanted to be an intriguing master spy instead of a shrewd negotiator with a silver tongue amassing a fortune, this game would allow me to. Only minor gripes are related to UI and somewhat lacking tutorials, but once you get familiar with how things works it's smooth sailing. 9/10.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'i.am.tdr.weir', u'hours': 15.5, u'products': 112, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-18', u'text': u"I am only a few nights in to this game, but already I know this is a big winner.  Wow.  Cory, Andrew - you have hit it out of the park with ST:F !  Although it took me a bit to get used to the nuances of the UI, once I did, the game just sucks you in.  The whole sci-fi experience is wonderful.  It has a character that is all it's own, and is true Trese Bros, that is for sure.  Every aspect of this game is a treat, RPG-wise.  Easily, 10/10", u'early_access': True, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Scratch', u'hours': 19.0, u'products': 208, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-18', u'text': u'Early access review after four or five hours play.\nA deep and complex top down sandbox sci-fi RPG involving many dice rolls and card based events, with lots of influences from the likes of Firefly, Dune and WH40K, slightly troubled by garish design and an occasionally weak or irritating interface.  If you like the genre and like supporting indie devs there\'s tons of gaming value to be had here.\nI suspect I\'ll be sinking a good few hours into this title, I haven\'t even scratched the surface yet.\n+ Complex and engaging RPG design with multiple characters (you, officers, crew), each with multiple classes, skills / perks and levels.\n+ Lots of design choices when it comes to upgrading your ships and character loadouts.\n+ Free form play with plenty of avenues to explore and exploit - trading, piracy, smuggling, spying, going off the beaten track to explore and so on.\n+ What looks to be an interesting and engaging main plot arc (that I haven\'t got very far into yet), with the promise from the devs of lots more to come.\n+ Interesting reputation and faction systems to navigage.\n+ Even the low difficulty levels are challenging.\n+ A very helpful community, particularly on Discord with responsive devs who obviously care passionately about their game.  As an example I pointed out a bit of friction in the GUI and one of the devs came back five minutes later and said "just changed the code, it will be fixed in the next patch".  In some ways quite minor, but that responsiveness to something that will eliminate hundreds of unecessary mouse clicks from any one game playthrough impressed me.\n- The depth and complexity isn\'t always matched by an interface that makes things accessible.  Most of it can be figured out but you need to work at it (having to work at an interface means, imho, that something\'s not right).  Some of this may be caused by the fact that the game has been designed for multiple platforms.  Still, as noted above, the devs are aware of some of the criticism here and very responsive to ideas about how to improve things.\n- I think I\'ll get my head around most of the gui quirks, eventually, but in a perfect world I wouldn\'t have to.\n- Occasional opacity or lack of feedback eg I buy commodity X on a planet for n% less than the galactic average and take it to a planet where demand should be high, but can only sell at a loss.  There may be many reasons for this, but I haven\'t found a way to find out what they are.\n- Obviously a personal opinion but I find the bright colours used everywhere to be too garish for my tastes.\n- Similarly I\'m not a huge fan of the cartoonish nature of the art but a) I can see past that and b) we\'re talking about an indie studio so expecting Star Wars Battlefront II levels of prettiness would be ridiculous.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'[Team named player] Team Player', u'text': u'I was tempted to check the "received this product for free" box as it reflects my experience with these games for the past 10 years.', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 22, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 607, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'OctoChan', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 2174, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'Give your money to ZUN!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Kopitio', u'hours': 11.3, u'products': 160, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u"This series is so good that it's sad that this is the only one to get onto Steam. However it isn't perfect as the learning curve can be really hard to master, but it is worth it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Dari\u016bn\u0117 TT', u'hours': 35.3, u'products': 21, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'Louds for \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing 1 hour well made  I cant even load normaly', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Zapporoniii', u'hours': 19.8, u'products': 13, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'Love this game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'GGucci skinhub.com', u'text': u'cons bad in first person both swiming and flying are not user-friendly hard to farm money bad servers\npros it is optimized ok graphics good story\nneutrality shoting driving\nresult 4 out of 10\ni would recomend it if you have friends that are playing with you or you want a challenge\nif you are classified as the two types I just mentioned then the result is 9.5out of 10', u'hours': 18.4, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198277572369', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 13, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Nina Felwitch', u'hours': 8.1, u'products': 243, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'text': u"Play with the Patch! You can find it on Reddit (Higurashi Steam Version PS3 Voices and Graphics Patch).\nWithout this patch the game looks and feels awful and not worth any money but with it it's definitely worth a try if you're into anime and visual novels.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'The Ugly Barnacle', u'text': u"[x] Saw the anime. Didn't liked it.\n[x] Tried to play the game with the original graphics. Couldn't do it for more than half an hour.\n[x] Tried to play the game with the new graphics. Couldn't do it for more than an hour.\n[/] Finally, got the PS3 graphics, the voice pack, the SFX pack and oh boy I couldn't stop until I finished it\nThe story by itself is quite interesenting which is the main reason why I kept trying diferent versions. But playing it with the cute sprites and voice acting is on a whole new level.\nAs you may have heard, this game contains no interaction at all. Yes, tecnically it's just a book with pictures and music but I did had a lot of fun while going through it so I do consider it a game.\nIf you are unsure, I'd say give it a try to the first chapter (with mods, undebatable). It's cheap and worth it.", u'hours': 18.2, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 177, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'NinjaThingy', u'text': u"Absolutely amazing. I've read the original MangaGamer translation for Onikakushi before and while it was passable, it was far from engaging the majority of the time. Meanwhile, this translation (along with a patch I installed which included voice acting, CGs, sprites, and backgrounds from the PS3 version of Higurashi), had kept me engaged the whole way through. Even though I read this only a few months back, Onikakushi still managed to give me chills once I came back to reread it.\nIf you're a fan of Mysteries and Horror, I absolutely recommend this Visual Novel to you.", u'hours': 13.7, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 223, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'LostScarf', u'text': u"Video showing off game:\nArrowpoint is a fun little game. The fact this was made in 1 week is just impressive. 1 dollar isn't a bad amount to show support for a fun idea like this and to just try it out. You'll only get about 10 minutes of enjoyment if you don't really care for the concept. But you could probably get an hour's worth as you try to get a top score.\nThe visuals aren't bad, I liked the music. You get what you pay for.", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-12-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'755560', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 1308, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Stefan8000', u'text': u'Arrowpoint is a very nice Indie-game. You are riding on the back on a horse along a corridor and try to shoot targets with bow and arrows While the horse is autorunning, you only have to concentrate on the shooting, which is a little bit tricky but makes a lot of fun. The best part of the game is the surreal background, because after some normal targets, a big flying whale appears. For me, this alone is a reason to recommend the game. It is new and cool. Handling is very good, but there is no option for the mouse sensitivity. Graphics are sweet, music is very good. Overall, it is a great little title.\nPro:\n-Awesome idea with the whale\n- Nice graphics (Unity engine)\n- Music is great\n- Shooting arrows with the bow is great fun\n- Good price\nCont:\n- To less options (mouse slider is missing)', u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2017-12-19', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'755560', u'page_order': 1, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 9828, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'KrazyKat', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 385, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-06-14', u'text': u'"Back to Bed" draws from the surrealist imagery of Dali to create a puzzle game. As everyone mentions, the visual design works fine, but the question is, can a puzzle game with no story, no sense of progression, and puzzles predicated on surrealism really hold your interest for a puzzle game as those puzzles become a bit more challenging or weird. Ultimately, even if you initially like the game, I don\'t see it being genuinely interesting for more than at most an hour as the puzzles don\'t become particularly more satisfying to solve. In the end I think you will end up basically unsatisfied, since you will invest some time but not be engaged enough to finish, which will make the time you did put into the game feel wasted.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Ponlets', u'text': u'a charming puzzle game where you guide "Bob" back to his bed .. you play as what seems to be a spirit animal with the face  of Bob and guide him through his odd dreams while trying to not wake him up ...\nthe game uses an interesting and unique art style which is memorable and iconic to this game .. even though its a moderatly simple game its a fun game', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-06-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198038180102', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 431, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'DoItAll', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 910, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-05-28', u'text': u'Dreamy, trippy, and full of puzzles. This game is an experience\n-DoItAll on Youtube', u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Yusuke', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 9, u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-12-16', u'text': u'Yes, there are bugs plaguing the game which will undoubtly be patched in the foreseeable future. Be patient new players! At any rate, I have only goodwill towards Nimonix and believe that 2017 is the year that the game returns to greatness!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Ketranis', u'text': u"10/10 would spend my entire paycheck on Gacha boxes again.\nOn a serious note the game has potential if you manage to either join the elitism on this game or look past it.\nGame has a lot of pay to win aspects but you can completely play around them if you choose to. Later on if you manage to get good enough you can outplay your opponent without getting hit.\nPvE content is somewhat lacking but it has a sufficient amount of content to still satisfy it for most parts. Unless you like to focus specifically on PvE then you will be fine with the amount of PvE content. However, I must stress that this game is heavily PvP based.\nThe items can be costly but if you're willing to spend 10-20$ on the game you can get one martial arts scroll and exocore and for most parts be set for the rest of the game. While you can choose to go entirely free to play I would still recommend you ask around for a scroll and exocore based on your style. I wouldn't recommend doing it until you already have gotten a free scroll and exocore and feel out your style.\nThe game is primarily based off of 1v1 on the map Blacktop Melee, Guild Wars/Team Mode on primarily Glacier, free for all Moonlight Valley and free for all/team mode Demolition.\nWhile the rest of the modes are advertised for, this is what is primarily played. So if you don't enjoy any of these you probably won't enjoy the majority of the game.\nWhile the game has its fair share of glitches, most of these glitches allow you to take the game further skill wise than otherwise possible, leaving the game very easy to learn and to an extent incredibly hard to master.\nAnd the p2w aspects you can for most parts ignore, like say Moonlight Valley where you can edge everyone (instant killing them) or 1v1 where only the scroll is used. Some scrolls are way better than others but most people will be reasonable enough to use something similar to yours.\nThe game can be quite nich\xe9 but if you allow yourself to get into it, it can be hard to let go again as it offers something for both those playing just for fun or the ones who look for hardcore competition.\nBased off of my personal experience with the game, 7 years+.", u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2016-12-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197996716517', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 61, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Virus \u266b', u'text': u'All hail Virus, Destroyer of positive reviews', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-12-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561198001340672', u'product_id': u'357500', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 49, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'mkolp0', u'text': u'One of the few games that truly make you feel like the dark knight with superb quality', u'hours': 40.9, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198041556005', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 511, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Mr. Spock', u'hours': 53.3, u'products': 72, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u"Everything in this game is very well put together, from the voice actors, to the animations, the asylum, even the studios that worked on the game were the perfect combination, and they made a perfect product. I don't think any of the following Arkham games can match this one, to be honest. Never felt so good to 100% a game, and it may never feel as good if/when I do it again.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Lilandon', u'text': u'Never before has a game made me feel so much like Batman.', u'hours': 4.9, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198035236770', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 213, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Evil Panda', u'hours': 3.0, u'products': 404, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-05-20', u'text': u'Walk around clicking on stuff, grabbing loot and going back to town to sell it to the shop keeper who doesnt sell any items worth buying. Found game to be quite boring and uneventful. Theres nothing exciting about this game to really want you to keep playing for a long time and storyline is weak for a RPG.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Aergis', u'hours': 3.6, u'products': 492, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-05-18', u'text': u"It's kinda boring game", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'\u30db\u30fc\u30b9\u30e9\u30f4\u30a1\u30fc', u'hours': 4.1, u'products': 331, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-05-16', u'text': u"A generic top-down RPG to the point there's not much to say about it. There's nothing too good or too bad about it, which is the main problem -- there's nothing to keep you playing for more than a few hours (unless you're trying to get a bunch of cards) and in the end you will most likely get bored, uninstall the game and forget about it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'All Gods', u'text': u'\u6c83\u65e5\u538b\u6839\u5339\u4e0d\u5230\u4eba\u60f3\u54ed....\u84dd\u7626\u9999\u83c7', u'hours': 7.4, u'date': u'2016-11-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198145220199', u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 58, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'vaa', u'text': u'it works :D', u'hours': 14.3, u'date': u'2016-11-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198018789943', u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 131, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'skateordiee', u'text': u':D', u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2016-10-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198127531834', u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 74, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Thick Tuna Fish', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 709, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-07-22', u'text': u'Got it in a humble bundle and I was hesitating between giving the key away or actually playing it. The morbid curiosity of playing a "mostly negative" game got me and here I am, reviewing this.\nI won\'t waste my time or yours by making a block of text, let\'s just say that all the negative feedback about this game are absolute truth. Is pure, digital manure. I genuinely feel sorry for the poor souls who purchased this game at full price (around 40\u20ac) during the early days of the release.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'YourNeighbourlyComrade', u'text': u'I got this game from the capcom humble bundle, and I can say, after 3 games, that this game isn\'t very good. There are black bars at the bottom and top of my screen (They give me headaches). There is this music that plays during the multiplayer matches that sounded like complete garbage. The guns are garbage, and they look and feel like they\'re doing nothing to the enemy players. The area that the camera is placed at is just terrible, aiming is an odd change from the 3rd person perspective, and there is no reason for the scopes. You will always see the same players, using the same guns. mostly the pickaxe thing, speaking about the pickaxe, the animation will freeze when you try to kill someone with it (which takes about 1-2 seconds). There are no players for this game, Only about an "almost" full multiplayer game, and this game lacks game modes, there is only 2 and a few mini gamemodes within one of the main gamemodes. Playing as H.U.N.K is the only good thing, and you have to pay $10 for him. Pathetic.', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-07-22', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 7, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 182, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Sandor', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 248, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-07-22', u'text': u"Why am I playing this crappy game?\nI don't know. Maybe I'm a masochist.\nIt's bad optimized, and it's full of s*h*i*t.\nSpec:\nOS: Windows 10 64bit\nProcessor: Intel Core i7-6820HK @ 2.70GHz\nMemory: 16 GB RAM\nGraphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX980M\nDirectX: Version 12\nCan't run it smoothly, always has a low frames.\nSo, hashtag bad optimization, hashtag s*h*i*t*t*y game.\nDon't buy it unless you get a very low price.\nLess than $1.00? Okay, that's fine.\nBTW, ORC is much better!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'TheWorst', u'text': u"CAN'T OUT GAME.\n(nuff said)", u'hours': 7.6, u'date': u'2017-03-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 47, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'TITO', u'text': u'In Soviet Russia, space visits you.', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-03-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 23, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 113, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'\U0001f386\u271e Polandball \u271e\U0001f386', u'text': u'POLAND BALL CAN INTO SPACE', u'hours': 11.5, u'date': u'2017-03-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 20, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'scotbuff', u'text': u'Fun casual RPG for the whole family.', u'hours': 4.0, u'date': u'2015-01-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 110, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Highlord Thorgrim', u'hours': 8.9, u'products': 409, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2015-01-05', u'text': u"I've played both games now and gotten 100% completion in both. Overall I enjoyed 2 on it's own merits, but I feel it is a lesser outing than the first. The change in both the battle system and the cards was unwelcome. I'd much rather have passive abilities i can choose and stick with than having to constantly juggle the 8-9 useful cards constantly. Real pain when you forget that a good card is off cooldown.\nThe super secret is kinda neat and you'll feel pretty awesome if you figure it out yourself.\nThe overall story was short (I did 1 playthrough, and got everything in that one playthrough and did it in 9 hours) but was well written and funny.\nI'd have to say try it but don't go into it thinking it would be like the first. It's not. Worthwhile on it's own but lacklustre compared to the original.\nAlso thinking a sequel might help a bit, least for lengthening playtime, more achievements and maybe fixing the battle system? Granted not sure where they could take a sequel, but I think Double Fine could find a way.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'FMA.VanHohenheim', u'hours': 7.9, u'products': 1032, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-01-04', u'text': u"The Problem with sequels is that you compare it to the first game. To me Costume Quest 2 on its own is a decent and good game but in case you played the first one, you might have mixed feelings.\nI played both games. My opinion: I don't understand why they changed the battle-system. You don't have the different attack meters anymore, the cards you get need to be activated during the battle and do not give passive bonuses, you should heal after every fight (either with a ability or the fountain which caused me to run back to the fountain all the time).\nThose are my points i didn't like. On The other hand though: The story is still good and funny at times and the little quests too. Plus, you can constantly skate now. Thank god.\nI say it again, this game on its own is good but don't expect much after playing the first one.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'DIO', u'text': u'did not like it, but i know that there are a lot of people who would enjoy a high mobility arena shooter like this.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-12-08', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 0, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 69, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'EXENOX', u'text': u'Really good game, super fast gameplay and amazing graphics, what could be better?', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-12-08', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 1, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 10, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'HabibiZane', u'text': u'fun game', u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2017-12-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198265362715', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 60, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'cfeltham01', u'text': u'Purchased to play with the grandkids. The graphics in this game are just beautiful. I would say to the person doing the artwork " You have unbelievable talent and imagination". The gameplay is very fun with the kids. Not hack and slash, beat em up or to scary. I wish more people would make games like this.. We sit around thinking about what to do next instead of just mashing buttons.  Many thanks, well worth the price, please keep up the good work.', u'hours': 17.9, u'date': u'2017-01-14', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198046286678', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 166, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Krull', u'text': u'Stealth/Adventure. Playing a wee mouse locked up in a Fort run by Rats, you must scamper round releaving everyone of anything they own while you also try to find your other half. Great wee game so far.', u'hours': 4.0, u'date': u'2017-01-14', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197995407699', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 337, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Kid', u'hours': 3.2, u'products': 1672, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-01-13', u'text': u'I must admit  with over fifteenhundred games I don\'t write reviews ...  This will be the second one , following my l4d2 review with over  four thousand hours in ....  BUT I just had to have my "voice" heard... This  game is amazing so far.. The love that has gone into this game so far beats out several games still in a EA phase, even alot  that have come out of EA as nothing more than a cash grab, I can honestly say I dont see this game as a cash grab. The attention to the details are GREAT.  I LOVE it..  Please throw your few dollars down and help give this game the Support that it deserves. It scratches that itch I have been searching for .. Im sure it will scratch yours too.. I believe we have found a Hidden GEM..   Now lets give it  the polish it needs and Im sure we will all end up happy as larks in the end.. If you have never tried a EA game now\'s the time to jump on board and show that we want it and the dev\'s truley  deserve it .. I cannot stress enough  of how fun this is gonna be as a stealth adventure once it fruitates into the final product.. The settings and atmosphere within are top notch .. Just remember it is a EA and we are showing that we want it, and we care.. The  final product is sure to keep us up late at night saying , just five more minutes then ill quit ..\n.. Ok i\'ll stop my rambling on , JUST GET  IT , GET IT NOW.....', u'early_access': True, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'RyanZhuhai', u'hours': 4.3, u'products': 91, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'text': u'Gameplay: 7/10\nGraphics: 7/10\nStory: 7/10\nSound: 8/10\nMusic: 7/10\nReplay Value: 8/10\nValue for Money: 8/10\nOverall Rating: 7.5/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Chasfs', u'hours': 22.9, u'products': 10, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'text': u'10/10\nGreat game!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'wyulf', u'text': u"i'll admit, i bootlegged this game way back when it first released. i had such an amazing time with it, i decided it was only fair to support the developers.\nthe feeling i got when i first played mark of the ninja, was that same euphoria i've experienced long ago when i played legend of zelda: ocarina of time. granted, it's two very different games, but they were both so well made, and so immersive, and games of this ilk are very rare indeed.\nmark of the ninja is a very well crafted stealth game, and in my personal opinion, one of the best stealth games ever made. while it is essentially a 2d platformer, as opposed to many other stealth games such as splinter cell, or tenchu, the mechanics work very well, and keeps you on your toes as you navigate through the map, strategizing at every turn, sneaking past or avoiding enemies, or attempting to stealthily take them out instead.\nthe graphics may look simplistic, but there's a lot of details put into everything, from the characters to the backgrounds to the animations. the subtle sound cues and music also really helps drive home that feeling of suspense or tension as and when it arises.\nand holding it all together, is a fairly deep story about a ninja clan, in a modern world; a story about old believes and values vs modernization, and more importantly, about the player's role in it. with great power bestowed upon the player, at the cost of his mind over time, how does one sort through fact from fiction? reality or insanity? and it all rises to a climactic end.\nall in all, a very well made game, and personally, one of the best gaming experiences i've had in many a years. even having replayed it again recently, it still feels like a game that could very well stand the test of time.\nVERY highly recommended!", u'hours': 34.5, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 487, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'AbusivePotatoChip', u'text': u'Fun, but very buggy.', u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2017-12-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198115547874', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 10, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Mr. Porg', u'text': u'i cant join any games!', u'hours': 10.7, u'date': u'2017-12-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198112149570', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 16, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Keryx', u'text': u'Boring game !', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-12-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198353609541', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 8, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'KingLightan', u'text': u'Square Enix PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE FIX THIS PORT i loved it on the XBOX 360 i just want to be able to play it on my pc on 60 fps. SQUARE ENIX PLEASEEEEEEEE!!!!!!', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-09-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198110066008', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 890, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'toammar2006', u'text': u'very good Games.........', u'hours': 72.1, u'date': u'2017-09-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198107779127', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 354, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Kitty', u'text': u"I had played the original FF13 on the PS3 (before my system broke) and always wanted to continue the story at some point so when I saw it on steam I thought YES! But with all the negative reviews, especially of crashes and lags I was hesitant for a long time. I finally decided even if it is lag crazy I really really wanted to know the plot and how this story/trilogy was going to be played out so I bought it and played it.\nIt lagged and crashed horribly. The first couple of episodes it felt like I was swimming through thick goo. But whatever. I was ready for that and kept on playing. Then my ancient graphics card overheated and died. (Not due to playing this game, although it happened while I was playing it. A poorly placed cord near the graphics card moved at some point and blocked the graphics card fan from spinning.)\nSomehow though I acquired a fairly new 2016 graphics card for free through a co-worker and installed it onto my, I have no clue how long I've had this thing, computer and it worked great. No more lags, no more crashes. So as long as you're not playing on a laptop or trying to record yourself for YouTube, and have a fairly new, decent graphics card, playing this game should be no big deal. (Just for reference, I have Windows 10, and my processor is a duo-core or something like that, not even a quad, and at least 8 years old or more.)\nAs for the game itself, I enjoyed the game better than the original. I don't have to grind to get through it and I can just enjoy playing it. I don't care about getting the rare whatever or the best thingamajig. I like that you play the same characters from beginning to end unlike the original where you keep jumping around (that made it hard for me to get into the game since I didn't feel attached to anyone.)\nNot really sure what people mean by bad port. The game seems perfectly fine to me (but it's been awhile since I've owned a console of any sort). But I'm one of those people that can't tell the audio difference between a MP3 and a WAV format so if you're into PS4 like graphics then maybe this game will be disappointing? Anyways, I enjoyed it and can't wait to see the ending (I'm almost there).", u'hours': 78.6, u'date': u'2017-08-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198211667356', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 4, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Dahaka', u'hours': 131.3, u'products': 319, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-04-07', u'text': u'This game is Called Inquisitor or by the player name: Potion chugging simulator and you also get to torture heretics in dungeons and later burn them in the pyre!\nThe story starts with a mysterious murder of a merchant in a small village called Hildebrant and you lead this investigation under the command of the local Inquisition and church.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'SajBear', u'text': u'Good old school rpg.', u'hours': 10.0, u'date': u'2016-04-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 815, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'FVTB81', u'text': u"What a s***y game... bad graphics and akward controls. Oh... and you can't change the keyboardsettings!", u'hours': 4.0, u'date': u'2016-03-31', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 519, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'ArchNME', u'text': u'This is a tremendous challenge in a quickly played WWII map based game.  You are the general and use various army units to defeat your enemy on any one of dozens of battlefields that span most all the various campaigns.  With limited options each turn based on the cards you draw; and combat outcomes determined by the roll of the dice,  there is no guarantee of victory.  Have played for over a year and a half and still am never bored.  Love this One!!!\nI still believe this to represent a fabulous value.  After hundreds of hours have spent about half of the $60 invested.  And have played against a truly amazing variety of opponents from around the world.', u'hours': 664.7, u'date': u'2015-11-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198156624765', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 1, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'CANADIANEH', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 525, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2015-11-08', u'text': u'Pay to win, need i say more!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Tartrazine', u'hours': 3.3, u'products': 1789, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-11-02', u'text': u"You have to keep buying gold to play, the game looks like a Windows 3.1 game from the early 90s, and the game is VERY random and simplistic. Battlelore is based on the same system, but it's a much better game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'img12', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 45, u'product_id': u'548760', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-12-25', u'text': u'constantly crashes. excellent idea just doesnt function properly it will crash when you save.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Daharas', u'text': u'Application crashes whenever I try to load a RAW file from my Nikon D610.  Seems to work for JPEGs though.  Will update review once this bug is fixed.', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2016-12-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197970816350', u'product_id': u'548760', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 76, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'TMk', u'hours': 23.0, u'products': 653, u'product_id': u'548760', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-12-22', u'text': u"Better version of CameraBag 2. Nice and really easy to use. Good for quick edit many photos at once.\nBut the 45,99\u20ac is way too much (I've got coupon with 90% off) in my opinion because there's a lot of similar programs on the internet and even for free.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'.50 Calibre Killer', u'text': u'Really wanted to see this series continue on. I have been playing since the first one came out and own them all. They always seemed to fall just short of great. With any luck Fractus will be more open eared and willing to make the game what it should be.   That being said this current version of WW2 seems to be a reskin of the great war (which is by far the best in the series) but some features of the old games should be added in. I would also like to see leaders or something similar to Hearts of Iron. Also Ditch WW2 and do the whole dang Century starting from 1900 and going to 2000.  will add more the more I play. If you liked the olds ones this will not disapoint you.', u'hours': 3.4, u'date': u'2017-10-22', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197963109129', u'product_id': u'462940', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 584, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'svencao17', u'text': u'Everything is ok, except the save and load system.', u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2017-10-22', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198160096584', u'product_id': u'462940', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 16, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'tsmith', u'text': u"I like this game more than MH2 and MHTGW. This game from what i've played has me really excited.", u'hours': 11.9, u'date': u'2017-10-18', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198372571149', u'product_id': u'462940', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 15, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'kittyemo27', u'text': u'This game aswell as Return to Mysterious Island 1 is a point and click game, i first played no.1 however only lasted about half a minute before it crashes on me everytime, therefore can not write a review on this game, i bought both games in the bundle pack so thought id give this a try and so far, it has not crashed at all, i wouldnt recommend getting the bundle pack or no.1 on its own however no.2 is a good puzzle game that makes you think. I probly wont be playing this much however purely for the fact i dont like point and click games.', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2014-03-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198045532535', u'product_id': u'277270', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 261, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'LochnessLobster', u'text': u'Help!! in this game Michael Jackson and his pet monkey have run out of Diprivan and Benzodiazopines and need your help getting more (ala "Breaking Bad") or play the other side and help the State of Connecticut add Diprivan to its list of controlled substances and keep MJ from OD\'ing. Either way save Never Never land in this mad cap adventure that pits you against substance abuse, animal rights issues, the DEA and law suits.', u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2014-03-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'user_id': u'76561198012749929', u'product_id': u'277270', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 187, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'eladozer04', u'text': u'A Very Cute Game About Life Speaks About Issues We Deal Every Day Such As Meeting New People, NightMares And More\nA Wonderful Game For EveryOne.\nI Really Recommend It For EveryOne.', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-10-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198286157324', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 7, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Electronically Enthused', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 74, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-10-24', u'text': u"The Way of Life is a beautiful and relaxing experience thus far, and I have no problem reccommending this edition of the game to anyone, considering it's free.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Press Start', u'text': u'AMAZING', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-10-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198237172816', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 22, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'workingchef', u'hours': 21.1, u'products': 133, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'text': u'I played/streamed this game for 10 hours straight! I think I am 3/4 of the way through. Working on the second to last chapter. OMG ITS WONDERFUL!\nIts everything I thought it would be and more!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Bee', u'text': u"This is a wonderful action/culinary experience well worthy of it's pricetag!\nA story centric game with fantasticly written characters and challanging battles even on normal difficulty, this game leaves you feeling rewarded with every step forward you make towards cooking mastery!\nLong awaited by myself, I'm glad to say it has not disappointed where many others have.\nAnd damn, does that food ever look good.", u'hours': 14.9, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198082331544', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 125, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'2B', u'hours': 8.9, u'products': 497, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'text': u"Battle Chef Brigade was so incredibly worth the wait!\nThe game play is a fun mix of slash n dash and match three. Fair warning, if you're not a fan of puzzle games/match three, you're not going to enjoy the cooking minigame. The artstyle and soundtrack are both phenomenal. The storyline was quite interesting. I think the voice acting was great--at the very least, there were no cringy voices or tacky lines.\nAll in all, you can generally tell if the game is for you just from watching the trailers. I think the only aspect that might come as surprise would be the match three cooking gameplay, which will break your experience if it's not your cup of tea.\nFor a game this quality and with such replayability (not so much with storyline, but through endless mode and daily challenges), I feel that the price is quite fair.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'\u2326 \u30c4 walid king|wk#DZ\u265b\u232b', u'text': u'best app i use', u'hours': 742.4, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 14, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'UnlimitedAmmo', u'text': u"Star Traders is a complicated space faring sandbox that proved addictive despite some tedium and weak UI.\nIn a fractured galaxy, the player character has inherited the writs to authorize him/her to become a star trader, an independent explorer/trader/pirate/privateer. Then the game pretty much lets you go. You are given an initial mission to begin the narrative, but you are free to ignore it if you'd rather just explore.\nBoth ground and space combat is similar to Darkest Dungeon, except not quite as pretty or intricate. Exploration and misc orbital activites are resolved through a card draw. Skill and talent checks (such as diplomatic actions) are resolved by dice rolls. Every action is influenced by the skills of your captain, officers, and crew. The development of this crew and their impact on your adventures was one of my favorite aspects. Crew skills are constantly being checked to influence events and actions. This selection and development of your large crew allows for some emergent gameplay.\nMy complaints would be the occaisonally weak UI and time consuming maintenance. The game doesn't elaborate on why there are constant skill checks or what the consequences are. Tooltips are sparse at best. Your ship and crew require frequent maintenance that you must authorize manually. I would love to see the UI given some love and options for automated maintenance to be added, at least for the easier difficulties.\nOverall, Star Traders is an ambitiuos game that doesn't always hit it's mark, but is close enough to provide (presumably many) hours of playable space drama.", u'hours': 4.0, u'date': u'2017-11-18', u'early_access': True, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 170, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'LHR Bad Karma 6', u'text': u"Star Traders RPG Elite was the first mobile game I ever purchased.  6 years, and just as many phones later, it is still a game I go back to time and time again.  To this day the developer still adds content on a weekly basis.  They're like that for every title they have released.  For that alone the purchase of this game was a no brainer.\nI don't think 2017 was a great year for gaming.  Big publishers have been releasing disappointing over hyped game after disappointing game.  Games 5 years in development are released barely playable, and some companies cram loot boxes into everything they can trying to squeeze just a bit more money from their players.\nDespite that there have been many small developers putting out absolutely amazing titles with a fraction of the resources.  This is one of those developers and this is one of those titles.\nIf you liked what you read in the description buy this game.  Even as early access you're getting a great value.", u'hours': 83.0, u'date': u'2017-11-17', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198005879531', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 1043, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'NoviaSol2c', u'text': u"(Reviewed for EA Version 2.0.7)\nDo I recommend this game? By all the fun gods: Yes!\nStar Trader is essentially a space sim that neatly falls between the two typical lines of the genre, that is:\n1) Hand-held, berates you for even thinking about deviating from the safety zone until you've traded hours of your soul away for the scrap tier fighter.\n2) No direction, but you better grind tedium if you want any hope to live.\nStar Trader gives you every option a captain could want without forcing you onto one path.  Heck you could even do many things at once, for while the game does recommend trading goods - you can right out the gate get stuck into mischief, profitting from the misfortune of your rival factions - or even independents - while cozying up with your faction of preference.  There is risk, but that's half the fun!\n^ Edit2: Just for the record: Entirely possible on Brutal difficulty - one from the hardest - Ironman. :3\nSynopsis is as follows; bear in mind this isn't a comprehensive list:\nPROS\n1. Absolute Freedom of Style - Fighting things early game? Is profitable and fun!\n2. Neat Artwork Style (Though some models do look mutated or way too smug, hmm...)\n3. Engaging Combat System, made better by a delightful OST as well.\n4. Intriguing storyline that does a good job of easing you into the game-world, both as tutorial and lore guide, and avoids being overly patronizing on either count.\n5. Very Active Dev Support - this cannot be overstated enough, most OP postive really. :)\nQUIRKS - May be CONS\n1. Worse morale than the Imperial Guard; your crew *will* desert you until you have enough Commander skilled officers to keep them in line.  This can seriously impair your early game fighting ability, with enough bad rolls it can end a run prematurely. For whatever reason, spice does little to stem the pain either, how dare they be clean.  Also the Captain has the worst morale recovery ever, period.\n2. Spontaneous Major Health Fail RNG.  Could just be bad rolls, but are the full health crew playing with scalpels and baking in radiation while we're travelling? Those hospital trips aren't cheap!\nX (Reviewer Derp). Trading - This segment has proven slanderous to the name of Shalun.  Redacted; spice is also off the menu tonight, bad reviewer. :P\nCONS\n1. Possessive Rename UI.  If you ever want to rename your crew into a more easily trackable roster, be prepared to spend 20 minutes wrestling with the game.  This is not an exaggeration.\n2. No quick map references when taking contracts, having to exit the planet and everything eats a small amount of fuel, no big loss but it is annoying when all you want to do is check if you're heading 29 AU west, or north.  If there is a way already, it's not easily identifable.\n3. Hotkey tooltips could stand for some display speed improvement, maybe even a config list.\nSee! Even when bad-mouthed this game doesn't come off so bad.  Still, ultimately the choice is up to you gamers if this is your cup of spice coffee.  Shalun favours the brave!\nEdit - Fixing American to English.  Nothing important.", u'hours': 84.6, u'date': u'2017-11-17', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198163811384', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 93, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'NekOrz', u'hours': 2.3, u'products': 152, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'===Briefing===\nThis is the 16th game of the series.\nA bullet hell game, with only female character and good music.\n===\nAs many people had mentioned, this series is without doubt the "Queen" of bullet hell. (There\'s no male character in any of them)\nHowever, this particular episode is not the best.\nDon\'t get me wrong, it is still worth playing. It\'s just not as good as the others episode.\nI\'ll say buy this game, so that ZUN(the creator of the series) see the potential and sell more games on steam.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'zZz...', u'text': u"It's Touhou. On Steam. You know the drill.", u'hours': 43.1, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 290, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'NeoVEgas\uff08HappyNewYear\uff09', u'text': u'SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 75, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Green', u'hours': 178.6, u'products': 13, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u"Great game. It's very easy to get addicted to it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'guwop', u'hours': 76.5, u'products': 169, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'ye it gud, people \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing about online need to stop giving it a bad review, whingey af, stay offline then.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Hello', u'hours': 21.3, u'products': 15, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'VERRY COOL GAME <3', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Raindeer', u'text': u'tfw you scratch too hard and it starts bleeding', u'hours': 9.6, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 103, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Runie', u'text': u'This game is sho kyuuuuuuuute~  I wanna take it home with me!!', u'hours': 5.6, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197971305233', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 678, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Eckingsan', u'hours': 11.7, u'products': 302, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'text': u"Really slow buildup for a very interesting and exciting finish. About half of the game is typical schoolyard and teen/kid antics, but it is important in order to really understand the characters. Weird stuff starts happening around the halfway point and pretty much accelerates all the way until the end.\nI'm definitely going to check out Ch.2!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'OuttaSite', u'text': u'Featured in my Indie Games Exhibit episode (timestamped)', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-12-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'755560', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 30, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Joe Pesci', u'text': u"Definitely a fun game, even though it doesn't last that long. It has good replay value for a while. Would certainly love some new levels and mouse sensitivity slider.\nPros:\n- Looks great aesthetically\n- Nice physics\n- Fun gameplay\n- Awesome music and menu\n- Dirt cheap!\nCons:\n- Can't change mouse sensitivity, and the stock sensitivity is a bit fast for me personally\nOverall, a great game and it shows that you can make good games. Looking forward to the next game(s). I will keep playing to try and get a better score.\nPS: let me know if you ever need anyone to translate your future game(s) into norwegian, if you are planning on adding more languages to your games.", u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-12-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198215313543', u'product_id': u'755560', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 17, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'blandgoesadventuring', u'text': u"Menus, sounds, visuals, and controls exceed expectations. In its short run-time, the game evokes feelings of mystery, mastery, and triumph. The trickier targets offer some degree of replayability, though the scoring system is so opaque I didn't know what to prioritize in subsequent runs. The feedback from hitting targets was rather lackluster, especially considering the lack of thematic constraints. Though it all comes down to shooting targets in the end, the inclusion of the leviathan adds a mistique that is impossible to ignore! Overall, Arrowpoint good fun for ~20 minutes and outstanding in its class. I look forward to next week's.", u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-12-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198271664585', u'product_id': u'755560', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 55, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Nerdy Nikki', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 19, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-05-28', u'text': u'very good, good graphics and interesting to play.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Disorder', u'hours': 15.4, u'products': 140, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u"Surely one of the best games I've ever played, and what a first part of the whole trilogy it is.\nI have completed this game for 3 times now and I never get sick of the genius story and all the tech that is in this jewel of a game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'\u90a3\u54c8\u83bd\u884c\u5492', u'text': u"Not bad.\nBut personally I don't like the cartoon style.", u'hours': 7.0, u'date': u'2017-04-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198318964928', u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 149, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Chimcess', u'text': u'I played the 18+ VN for this (Same artist and everything). Ojousama AKA BEST GIRL is missing\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665game.', u'hours': 13.6, u'date': u'2016-10-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198022733161', u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 159, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'segmarian', u'text': u'It has no graphics settings, and my graphics card is not the best. It is obviously a console port, with little to none afterthought.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-07-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197964876311', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 778, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Zafo', u'text': u'Its more fun then No Mans Sky', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2017-02-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 62, u'user_id': u'76561197972224190', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 326, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'AaronThePugLord', u'hours': 13.9, u'products': 163, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-01-03', u'text': u'The sequeal to the 1st game, Costume Quest 2 is exactly what its suppose to be. Cute, fun and now a bit more challenging. I played the game twice because I realize there was an achievement to finish through the whole game with one of your party members wearing the candycorn costume, which is a bit more challenging.\nThe story takes place immediately after the first game (not gonna go any further discussion about the story because I dun want to give spoilers), though I have to say they could have a little bit more depth to the story. The whole game is almost the same to the first one, but with a number of additional gimmicks and changes:\n1) All the characters now have the same button prompt unlike the previous game where they all have a variety of it;\n2) You can now attack again after a successful attack, and also there are levels of damage depending on your timing;\n3) You can now defend and counter;\n4) Once you flee, you will teleport auto-matically to a healing-well-thingy, which follow up to my next point...\n5) You can now heal and save at a healing-well-drinking-thingy, not a ignorant police phone booth;\n6) You will have a lot of cards to use in battle to act as an battle-equalizer, because the fights are a lot harder than the first game\n7) You can now move faster in any costume, unlike the first game which is the ability for the robot costume;\n8) Costumes and enemies now have effectiveness typing, kinda like rock scissors paper. They are Monster, Magic and Mech types.\nThats all the things I can think of for now.\nThe game is now more challenging, which is good. The characters are still adorable and lovable, and the attack prompts in battle feels more respondsive. The main menu though, I wish they would just stick to the simple looking menu rather than what it is now, but oh well. Overall not bad for a sequal.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Mitrem', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 216, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-08', u'text': u'This game is deader than my love life.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Vector', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 95, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-07', u'text': u'pfft', u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'LimfiBitch | Pvpro.com', u'hours': 1.7, u'products': 56, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-07', u'text': u'awesome game but unfortunetly its dead you should make its F2P so you can advertise it so more peeps can see the potential this game has', u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Blurgle', u'hours': 10.2, u'products': 421, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-01-13', u'text': u'Unbelievable game. Made with the Unity engine. The 3D portion of the game is perfect. The 2D portion has some issues with the GUI in window mode (like drop downs).', u'early_access': True, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'brittnee', u'hours': 25.5, u'products': 56, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-01-12', u'text': u"This cute game is a furry's wet dream come true.\n- gud graphics\n- interesting story line\n- not pricey\n- original\nIt's fun, okay\n(You basically sneak around and dodge bad guiez and find things if that's what floats your boat.)", u'early_access': True, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Rocko', u'text': u'still waiting for a real game..More maps and a real goal! Looks really nice but after you beat the first "Map" there is nothing left to do, Save Your Bucks It is a really nice game but with one map to totally gleen it just needs a lot more,, the idea was great the graphis are great story just after the first map it goes no where.. Hoping for more did not know I had to pay 30 bucks for a map. Hope the devs prove me wrong!', u'hours': 9.9, u'date': u'2017-01-05', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197960458748', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 437, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Elite Communist', u'text': u'Very elegent', u'hours': 23.3, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198165158791', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 34, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'IorochI', u'hours': 35.6, u'products': 4, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'text': u'One of the finest stealth game, i ever played.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'satoonnanoko', u'text': u'Mark of the Ninja has got to be one of my favorite games I\'ve ever played! Why? Because I actually felt like a ninja playing it!  Most games that feature "ninjas" are too combat heavy for my taste. I\'ve always felt a ninja game should focus more on stealth, and this is exactly what this game does. While still keeping the gruesome reality that you are, in fact, an assassin.\nThe art style is unique and fluid, the gameplay being just as much so, and the storyline is interesting and mysterious.\nI never really had a hard time with the controls at all, even when using the keyboard (which I hate to use). Gameplay usually felt fair and fun. And, a plus in my opinion, is the fact that the game greatly encouraged staying hidden and not being seen. Something I\'ve always thought a ninja should be about. The game requires a lot of thinking and quick reflexes, but I feel is easy to get the hang of.\nIf you are like me, and love ninjas and just want a game that portrays them in a more traditional and steathly way, this is definitely the game for you! Even if you aren\'t all about that, I would still recommend this game simply because it\'s a great game that deserves a sequel!\n- The ramblings of a tired girl at 1am', u'hours': 38.4, u'date': u'2017-12-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198240883376', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 12, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'JarnShadow', u'text': u'Don\'t waste your time... Steam is \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ed up and will disallow any game from working... black screen on start up, thanks for the waste of time "game platform"', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-12-15', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 9, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 10, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'raykook', u'text': u'This is the game for you, if you . . .\n1) Enjoy running around in circles for hours fighting the same fight over and over and over again while waiting for one rare monster to finally spawn.\n2) Enjoy repeating that endless monotony ad nauseum since the rare monster\'s crystal only drops about one percent of the time. Seriously. Steam shows me with 126 hours of playing time, but that\'s about 50 hours of "playing" and 76 hours of repeating battles over and over again waiting for the needed whatever to drop. I just spent 7 hours trying (without success) to get a Cactuaroni. This game isn\'t fun; it\'s punishment.\n3) Enjoy listening to the same 6 nerve-fraying songs over and over and over. If you love screeching violins and wailing women, you might even like the music, but only for the first 10 hours or so. then you\'ll either throw your speakers through the wall or turn off the sound altogether (there are NO sound controls in this wonderful port.)\n4) Enjoy missing most of the plot points because the voices are mixed way under the music so Caius and Yeul and just about everyone else mumble in the background drowned out by the screeching violins. Of course, you can turn on the large subtitles and just totally ruin any immersion.\nOne final point: any game that tries to make me fight and kill Lightning is EVIL. Lightning is one of the greatest characters in the history of gaming. There is no way I will fight her. I will always have her back as she will always have mine. Were this a real PC game and not a terrible port, someone would have written a mod where, when you meet her in the Coliseum, you join forces, kill the Arbiter of Time and all of his henchmen. In thanks, she would give you a crystal with her avatar. THAT would be fun!', u'hours': 174.5, u'date': u'2017-08-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198050163683', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 48, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Ana Liss\xeb', u'text': u"I liked this game a lot, and I'm not really crazy about puzzle games.\nUnfortunately I stopped playing for a while because I kept failing on a mission, but one day I will get through it, hopefully :P", u'hours': 44.3, u'date': u'2016-07-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198040454973', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 94, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'NoSeKe', u'hours': 26.4, u'products': 512, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-07-05', u'text': u"This is a great game, one of those hidden gems that not a lot of people dont know about.\nIt's a not too complex Puzzle-RPG (the likes of Puzzle Quest) with a great aesthetic and a pretty decent lenght (20-25h for the campaign mode).\nIt's the perfect game to sit back and relax for a while without having to think about dozens of mechanics, it's the classic case of 'easy to play - hard to master' gameplay.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'oleron666', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 100, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-07-02', u'text': u'Great game. Really fun.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'maldoror', u'hours': 6.8, u'products': 802, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-06-30', u'text': u'This is probably the best board game on steam, an active community with so many systems and things going on at once it is really interesting and engaging. However it can drag on at times and is not a quick play kind of game so keep that in mind. I look forward to spending much more time with this title. Also it is much better with friends.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'\u2660 Antares', u'text': u"-Start a coop game with 3 friends\n-Wait 20 minutes for 3 other guys to join\n-Start the game\n-Be so close to winning so many times\n-Lose the game after 2 hours and 10 minutes\n-Rage like crazy\n-Uninstall the game\n-Install the game again cause it's awesome\n10/10", u'hours': 18.1, u'date': u'2017-06-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 89, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'weaver-aelfric', u'text': u"Why aren't there any strategy guides a year in from release. Too often I get bored from bad chance. The game needs updates and it will probably get them. I also expected games bigger than 1v1 to be more interactive. So far, not as fun as table top simulator's secret hitler and red dragon inn. Gremlins Inc does still have a surprisingly nice interface and matchmaker.", u'hours': 30.0, u'date': u'2017-06-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198398642504', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 2, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'sumotsunami', u'text': u"This game absolutely breaks the mold... and it's over 20 years old!", u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2016-05-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 189, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Hirst', u'text': u'this game is dumb!! you dont get to do anything\nyou just see a man have a can of pop and then he drowns in some water\nbut i like water and pop so i give it three golden eagles and SWEATY PALM award\nhow do you post review\nhow do you post review??\nok', u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2016-05-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 9, u'user_id': u'76561198086656692', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 32, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Pumizo', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 78, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-04-17', u'text': u"I played this game on my Commodore Amiga 500 back in 1990. It was very difficult but also a great game back then with hours and hours of fun and hard efforts to understand the puzzles and ways to kill or divert the enemies.\nYesterday I bought it for PC on sale for 2.50\u20ac. This is a remastered 20th anniversary edition with tons of extra stuff including:\n- Remastered graphics (but you can play the original low res)\n- Remastered sounds (but you can play the original low fi)\n- The original game soundtrack with 13 tracks in wav format\n- 17 minutes making of video with interview from creator \xc9ric Chahi\n- The original artwork sketches and drawings from \xc9ric Chahi\n- The original hand writing game code from \xc9ric Chahi\nIf you played this game in the 90's, then you will probably love it today. It's amazing to remember everything from back then while playing it. The hours and hours of fun from the 90's are presented today with better graphics and remastered sound.\nAnother nice feature is the ability for choosing the difficult level options, something not available in the 90's. The Steam achievements are also nice.\nHowever this in not an ordinary game. You need to understand the concept to like it. In fact this is not a game... this is a legendary piece of pioneer software with millions of fans worldwide.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Hussy Punter', u'text': u'Epic game. 11/10 would draw\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665again', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2016-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198000953518', u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 219, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'RidinDirty', u'text': u'When you really just want to play with some crayons', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2016-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198027172992', u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 108, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Algorithm', u'text': u"This is a GREAT game, don't get me wrong, but it just crashes all the time now.. Not worth $20, let alone $5.", u'hours': 4.2, u'date': u'2016-11-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198035972258', u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 68, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'PaPaStwish', u'text': u"I took a long look at some of the negative reviews and if you have read those there are some things you should consider. First off there is quite the learning curve to this game so if somone has less than 40 hours played I wouldn't trust their positive or negative review.\nWhen I first got this game I spent about 20 hours starting, then stopping, then picking it up again. I restarted several times (an ARP curse of mine) finally, nearly, beating the first act with the thieft on hard difficulty. I reformatted my computer shortly after, lost my save file and hadn't played the game in almost a year. About two weeks ago I started a paladin on Normal difficulty and am about half way through the second act and going strong.\nThis game presents one of the most mysterious, yet compelling stories out of any game I've ever played. This is its biggest pro in my opinion. Once understood and givin proper time, the combat is okay. Not great, but not bad. I'll give a list of pro's and con's:\nPros:\n-Story is deep, mysterious and as you uncover more secrets extremely rewarding.\n-Well written and well thought out.\n-Unique Spells that serve you in interesting ways.\n-Unique and well written music.\n-If you actually read the novel length dialogue, characters are MOSTLY interesting.\nCons:\n-Loot system is on the con side of things. Pretty generic and seems, so far, that there are things to look for and things to ignore.\n-If they are going to leave the potion system the way it is, please, just please, let me stack them.\n-Duribility on gear is poorly designed and should be revisited imo.\n-Buggy. Nothing game breaking but enough to force you to save and restart the game a few times during a session.\nConclusion:\nIf your looking for a unique story, good music, and decent gameplay arpg give this a shot. If you can be patient through the learning curve you'll be happy you gave this game a shot. It offers many hours of gameplay. I would guess im about half way through (could be off there) and I'm about 45 hours in. 7/10.", u'hours': 97.5, u'date': u'2016-02-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198046510514', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 48, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'ItsFury', u'text': u'TLDR:\nBrawlhalla is a great platform fighter for both casual players and competitive players alike. Though the community can be a little toxic at times, it shouldnt really affect your time. It\'s free so why not give it a chance!\n"Long" Review:\nBrawlhalla is great, ive sunken 533 hours on this account and 200+ more on my smurf. I\'ve been with this game for over 2.5 years now and I\'ve seen it change alot.\nAlot of people like to compare this game to Smash but the two play very, vey differently. While there is no health meaning you must knock enemys off stage, simillar to smash. Brawlhalla gives each of its many legends (playable characters) two weapons. These weapons have light attacks which are the same for all characters using the same weapon. Then there are signitures (heavy attacks) or sigs, these are compleatly unique to the legends and hit much, much harder then light attacks making them great for finshing of an enemy.\nInitially the game seems weird to play as its quite different from the smash formula/physics. But after some play,the game really opens up. There are the casual game modes like 1v1v1v1 free for all, holiday exclusive gamemodes, and even an unranked 1v1 gamemode ment to test experimental features (called Experimental, amazing ikr).\n\nThen comes the ranked modes... these are for more seasoned players that have a better grasp on the game. If your new be warned, your gonna get your butt kicked. There are ranked 1v1s and 2v2s, the latter of which is quite fun as the 2 person dynamic is hecktic. The ranks go from tin (unranked) > Silver > Gold > Platinum > Diamond (the "pros" ;v)\nThe game is free, and truely free to play. By that I mean no EA levels of BS. All legends can be unlocked easily by playing the game and logging on daily, and cosmetic items (like skins, colors, etc) can be ocasionally purchased with the (free curency) gold, but ussualy the (premium curency of) Mammoth Coins.\n\nOne thing i should talk about is the community.... There are so many great people in the community, artists, streamers, youtubers, etc. But I\'m talking about salt, and ignorant people. In game people can be salty when the lose or rude when they win. Now on to the ignorance, people like to talk about spam as if its some major problem making the game uinplayable. There is a dash and dodge mechanic LEARN TO USE IT before you start crying. Im currently in mid plat almost diamond *Insert Pogchamp* so I\'d say I\'m pretty dank at the game. Spam is not a problem, and is ussually free Elo.\nAlso, people like crying about characters that they get beaten by aswell:\n*Plays game*\n*Loses to (Insert legend here)*\n"(insert legend here) IS BROKEN THIS GAME IS TRASH PLEASE FIX WORST GAME"\nSo ignore all that and just have fun.\nI think i covered all major things, so what are you waiting for. Download the game its free and takes up no space so atleast try it out <3', u'hours': 534.0, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198105220725', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 18, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'R3dscop3', u'hours': 8.3, u'products': 185, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'Its basically a free to play super smash bros for pc. Definetly work a try in my opinion!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Cydor is gay', u'hours': 140.5, u'products': 16, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'very nice.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Noser', u'text': u'The board game is a good game, and the way it is implemented here generally works.\nI give this software product a negative review for non-"game" reasons: the particular F2P model involved is ridiculous, and the game does not appear to handle network disconnects in a clearly explained or reliable way.', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2015-11-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198024938249', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 224, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'BigRedHulk', u'text': u'***UPDATE:\nI used to love this program to get some filters and extra edits..  It had some great fine tuning tools, but it constantly crashes and is unusable.  I\'m really disappointed, used to be great.\n****Orinigal review:\nI got CB Photo on an 80% discount because I had CB2.  So far, a nice UI improvement and alot of control over your editing.  Will this replace photoshop, paintshop pro, affinity, or others.  No.  How I use this program:\nI edit my photos and touch them up with PSP or Affinity and get them to a nice "traditional" look for my clients.  I will then take the final edits and open them into CB Photo.  I then add extra filters, adjustments, and colors to give it a more "creative and artsy" feel.  The process is really quick and effective.\nThis program does have a lot of cool features about it.  It doens\'t do everything, but what it does do, it does great.  It has a lot of filters with previews.  I really like the fact that everything that can be edited can be done so with exactness.  There are sliders and scales for all the adjustments and edits so you can fine tune your photo to your hearts desire.\nAs I said before, it does a great job getting some extra filters and adjustment to my photos.  Ive seen in some review that people have had trouble opening their files, but I have had 0 issues.  I have all my photos in JPG and RAW format.  I\'ve never had an issue.', u'hours': 10.4, u'date': u'2016-12-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198115146812', u'product_id': u'548760', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 1004, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'NUDEZ 4 SKINS NO BS', u'text': u'I paid 55 bucks to use \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing instagram filters...', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-11-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 10, u'product_id': u'548760', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 55, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'\u25e2 k r i s \u25e4', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 3358, u'product_id': u'548760', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-11-27', u'text': u"Avoid like the plague!!!!!!!!!!\nWill not open any files, period. Some say it used to only load images from the C:\\ drive - this is no longer true, if it ever really were. You could try to load a file from 'C:\\myPhoto.jpg' and it will not work. I've tried tiff, jpg, png, psd, gif, ora - NOTHING works. Even if it did - who keeps images on their C Drive? People usually have secondary disk drives and file servers to store images if they work with a lot of storage requirements.\nNon-existant support. Every email anyone sends apparently gets ignored\nor\nare both valid addresses). The Steam discussion board are a joke if you go there for support. The software is apparently 2 years old at least and, though updated from time to time, it continues to preserve issues and bugs that have never been addressed.\nSo again - avoid like the plague. There is a free trial on the Nevercenter website that I would recommend trying first - but I don't. This software sucks. Move along now and don't waste your time.\nIf you bought it and it seems to not be working for you - close the software and avoid running it for very long. Go to your Steam purchase history and request a refund. As long as you are under 2 hours of\n, Steam should honor your refund request.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Art Bell', u'hours': 12.8, u'products': 194, u'product_id': u'462940', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-10-15', u'text': u'Solid evolution of gameplay mechanics and features. Making history the second world war (MHTSSW) has improved on virtually every aspect of making history the great war (MHTGW) and expanded upon it in many ways. if you enjoy grand strategy with a "what if this plausible historical event took place instead of what really happened" mindset you will love this series and particularly this one MHTSSW. The developers are constantly taking feedback and engaging with the community. You can tell the developers and community itself are deeply passionate about the subject matter. I have learned so much while playing, cultures, cities, regions, countries, ethnicities are more or less (close to accurate as possible) exactly represented in their respective locations. Other games of similar style do this as well. I find making history to be the perfect balance out of any grandstratgey or RTS that i have played to date.\nTry the demo for the previous MH game on Making history: The Great War steam page to get a feel for what its like and see for yourself. will update as i progress further into creating a new roman socialist empire!', u'early_access': True, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Garryfoodwii', u'text': u"The game is over all pretty solid. There is no significant improvement over the last installments, but that isn't necessarily a bad thing.\nA few outstanding points:\n-Recognizeable interface from previous games\n-More depth and mechanics\n-A bit buggy\n-Very minimal scenario selection currently\nThe game has quite a bit of content, with many new features that feel more fleshed out than the other MH games. The game is simple to understand and also runs as a more complex turn-based strategy game. Unfortunately the game is prone to crash in its current state, but will likely be fixed as its only in early access.", u'hours': 94.8, u'date': u'2017-10-15', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'462940', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 319, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'killersam325', u'text': u'Interesting game. Very short but it kind of makes you appreciate a lot of things. Puts many things in perspective.', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-10-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198160200636', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 250, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'MrKotter630', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 23, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-10-21', u'text': u'meh....', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'mrbill86', u'text': u'Poor controls make platforming very frustrating. Especially when restarting requires going back to the hub', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-10-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197996204522', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 23, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Grimmrobe', u'text': u"Adult Swim doesn't mess around when it comes to publishing quirky, original titles, and Battle Chef ranks among their very best. Imagine the combat of Dust: An Elysian Tail mixed with elements of Meteos (remember that?) and throw in an absurd plot with charming characters and beautiful art/animation and what you end up with is an addicting, and tense, action/puzzle/RPG hybrid.\nOne of the best and unique titles of 2017, and one well worth the entrance fee.", u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198085684806', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 857, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Wraith', u'hours': 26.8, u'products': 214, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'text': u'Long anticipated, this game absolutely holds up to its hype.  The combination of free-roaming side scrolling combat and puzzle games makes for a challenging experience without being overwhelming, and the beautiful art and animation make tracking down the ingredients for a perfect dish as satisfying as serving it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Jacek', u'text': u'I have good time playing this game.\nfun battle and cooking mechanics.\nEnjoyable story', u'hours': 11.7, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198025383080', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 429, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'bulbatrs', u'text': u"The sort of game where you can complitely lose track of time. Very addictive\nLots of rng elements, so if you can't handle bad rng don't play it.", u'hours': 48.8, u'date': u'2017-11-17', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198067959949', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 273, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'six-P-', u'text': u"An early access game that shows a lot of promise and still has a lot of deep gameplay mechanics at this stage in lifestyle. Definitely worth the sub-$20 pricetag.\nThings I like:\n-In depth crew simulation, with over a dozen classes, and their effectiveness is tied to the overall type of captain you're trying to be (trader, pirate, etc), as well as the type and tech level of the ship components you use, In each game, you're managing a handful of officers and literally 2 dozen crew members as they level up and gain talents every 3 levels or so.\n-In depth individual class, each class has a unique set of talents which are all gamechangers. Each class has something like 12 unique talents.\n-In-depth ship management, with over 75% of ship being modular - you can change out cargo bays, weapons, sensors, crew quarters, brig, armor plating, weapon lockers, fuel bays, for each other and a variety of other components.\n-In-depth contact/mission simulation - where a contact is a person who gives you missions, as well as 1-5, out of maybe 20, other things, such as missions, black market access, trading permits, bounty permits, pardons, introductions to others, discounts, special gear and special crew. The missions also vary widely depending on what contact you use, and if you are a trader and going to a military officer for attack contracts, you won't really have to the skills to succeed; similarly, a bounty hunter, unless specially built for non-bounty missions, won't do well on intelligence missions that require a lot of stealth and quickness, and you will fail skill checks and have the agent you were supposed to smuggle onto a planet discovered because you couldn't sneak past the port authorities\n-In-depth faction reputation mechanics - each action you take is affects a variety of factions in a logic fashion. Patrol and find an enemy pirate - gain rep with the faction that controls the area. Blockade and intercept a merchant in the same area - lose rept\n-Open world with a variety of ways to make money. You aren't forced into missions, and trading is very lucrative. You can also go exploring uninhabitated worlds, go spy and sell intel for income, you can smuggle, you can pirate, you can go bounty hunty, you can mine resources\n-The beginnings of a promising story arc. The game's in early access, so the story isn't done yet, but it is filled with interesting decisions.\nIn short, I love the game. Thank you devs!", u'hours': 20.9, u'date': u'2017-11-17', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197962100857', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 387, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'vitowns', u'text': u"This is an awesome space sim I did not expect so much complexity at first glance from the trailers, I was a major fan before the game gets released having played most of the space operas through many years and since young. You can be anything you want and your choices have consequences good or bad, for example want to be a space pirate and run a blockade assaulting merchants and other ships on a world? Prepare for that faction and probably their allied to look wrongly upon you. Want to be a bounty hunter and capture the scum of the void? Instal a prisoner/cell block on your ship and risk your life capturing a prisoner. The game is highly customizeable for example you can make your own professions/templates or start with a default premade career. You can also create your own galaxy map with a seed or play the default one. The ui may seem complex at first but it's very intuitive once you get used to it and my first captains sucked but i had fun trying diferent professions also the developpers of this game Trese Brothers are very responsive to the community, feedback and suggestions. If you're scared because this is an early access title you should know this is highly polished already and it felt quite complete to me, things will only get better, I suck at reviews so i'm done writing hope you can read all the positive reviews and see why we love this game so much!", u'hours': 13.1, u'date': u'2017-11-17', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198039909911', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 242, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Kirisame', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 47, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'Now we gotta have all the other games here. Also, Secret God Matara is the best ex boss theme.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Hikouvirta', u'hours': 2.9, u'products': 298, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u"I'm on my journey to 1cc all the Windows-era 2hu games, and I've already 1cc'd EoSD and PCB. This new release got in the way of IN.\nReally, if you're looking at this, you know what a danmaku shooter is. You probably know about 2hu.\nBuy it so ZUN can continue his habit of replacing his blood with Japanese beer. That Asahi doesn't pay for itself.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Blue mokou', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 88, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'Buy this game so we can see more touhou on steam and give Reimu some donation', u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Niggachu', u'text': u'i can;t play it anymore i have got this game on 15-07-2017 and one week later I could not play it anymore.\nTHINK ABOUT IT  before you buy it!!!!!!!', u'hours': 54.1, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198353708915', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 9, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'kasrakianiamin', u'hours': 15.2, u'products': 9, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'It is such an amazing game even in 2018; 5 years after it\u2019s release. Recommend this to every person above 18 and people looking for fun game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'TheMentalist', u'hours': 59.3, u'products': 24, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'Great storyline and really want to know what the next gta will offer...', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'caseisclosed', u'text': u"This game starts with a difficulty warning and they weren't exaggerating.", u'hours': 12.3, u'date': u'2017-12-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 1166, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Erebus', u'text': u'Creepy and interesting, everything you want a horror novel to be. Only fault I noticed is that transitions betweem scenes can sometimes be too long.', u'hours': 12.0, u'date': u'2017-12-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198201987388', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 152, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'yellowdragon101', u'hours': 14.0, u'products': 78, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-15', u'text': u'Higurashi is Good.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Jordan!', u'text': u'Such a cool concept and awesome aesthetic. I honestly look forward to what Spotted Zebra does in the future, even if they built a game around this "tech demo"-ish game I\'d be down. Feel free to get even more weird and blend genres! This will be considered a hidden gem for sure!', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-12-11', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'755560', u'page_order': 5, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 855, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'EK2', u'text': u'Game would`ve looked so much better on Unreal Engine 4 !!!!!!!\nControls: (Mouse Only) Click to start moving. Hold down right-click to aim. Hold left-click to draw bow. Release left-click to fire arrow :)', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-12-11', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'755560', u'page_order': 6, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 222, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'MrPuppyButWhole', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 51, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-07', u'text': u'ahahahahahahahahah', u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Doctor Z', u'hours': 2.0, u'products': 85, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-07', u'text': u'Great game, but too few players.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'RuskiMaldavan', u'hours': 2.3, u'products': 21, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-07', u'text': u'very nice games and play again', u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'ColdWolf', u'hours': 5.2, u'products': 940, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-01-04', u'text': u"Positives:\n=======\n+ Polished\n+ Graphically gorgeous\n+ Unique lore and setting\n+ Intelligent, intuitive gameplay mechanics\n+ Fantastic worldspace to explore\nNegatives:\n========\nThe only things I could possibly perceive as negatives are work in progress, and negligible;\n-/+ A handful of bugs (at an incredibly impressive low level for an Early Access title).\n-/+ The gameplay could be considered somewhat straightforward, but appeals to a wide audience.\nQuite frankly if you're the kind of person who likes to support independent developers, you should buy this. The dedication to their craft, the level of quality of the game and their consistent improvements and bugfixes make SeithCG a developer you should watch out for and support. They're the textbook definition of classy developers.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'killtrix52', u'hours': 19.6, u'products': 153, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-01-02', u'text': u'I feel compelled to say that this game was a head scratcher in the best of ways! Ghost of a Tale is a game that really makes you have to think about your next move, and at the same time think about the places you\'ve been and almost retrace your steps in the process.\nNot just that, but it has been beautifully crafted, and it\'s obviously been done with a lot of love. Considering the size of the team creating this thing, and how polished it already is, I can honestly say that I already see this as nothing more than a masterpiece. It\'s like I\'m playing a Pixar version of \'The Secret of Nihm" in real time. It is truely something that you have to behold yourself.\nNow you have to understand that this comes from a guy who usually never EVER pays for a game that hasn\'t already been completed in full. However, in seeing some of what has already been done with this game, and the direction it has taken in the past updates, I can tell you without hesitation that the future is incredibly bright for ths game.\nFrom the amazing graphics, to the backstories, to the subtle twists within, this game deserves every bit of attention it recieves and more. Give it a shot, and, I promise, you won\'t be dissappointed!', u'early_access': True, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Appleifail33', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 66, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-01-02', u'text': u'Super awesome! only reason i have not played more is because i dont want to spoil myself :p Just wanted to support these amazing devs.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'AtrusOfDni', u'text': u"I normally don't care for stealth games, but this was awesome to play. I feel like it was just the right length too- it was the right length for me to have fun but ended before it got old.", u'hours': 4.5, u'date': u'2017-12-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198012879421', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 289, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'MC SPAZATRON', u'text': u'This game is amazing fun', u'hours': 27.0, u'date': u'2017-12-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198256273770', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 45, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'feet', u'text': u'yes', u'hours': 38.0, u'date': u'2017-12-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 426, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'ashleighjade451', u'text': u'I used to play this game as a kid, well something really close anyway (Theme Hospital) I love this game, because yeah why not. Took me a while, and a lot of researching to figure out how to get it to play though... Once I figured that out it worked fine, awesome game, love it!', u'hours': 10.1, u'date': u'2014-12-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198141626907', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 11, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Littlecheese901', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 284, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2014-12-06', u'text': u'Its no Theme Hospital, and it seems to crash out alot.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'EnchantedDaisy', u'text': u"I give this a 2 out of 5 stars.\n\nI admittedly haven't played this a ton, but that's because it is so infuriating and pales in compairison with\n.  I REALLY want an update of that game, but I thought I'd give this a go.  At first I thought it was almost exactly like Theme Hospital...but newer, but it quickly falls apart.  The story plays out like a hospital drama/comedy and the idea is solid, but it drags out and makes me want to poke the writer in the eye.  It's like watching your kid brother try to crack wise, but really it's just sad.  Very disappointing.\nThe diseases and equipment/trteatments are very much inspired by TH, and that's a good thing.  But my patience runs thin when staff aren't effeciently getting paients to their rooms.  It's even harder to deal with when I have to piddle around with ALL the buttons to figure out what I need to do to get things done.  It's hard to tell exactly what you need to do or fix to complete missions/levels.  Most of the time I passed without knowing what I'd fixed.", u'hours': 10.3, u'date': u'2014-12-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 65, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Harthus G', u'text': u'Perfect game to fit the movie.  Well made solid space combat sim with a bit of a open world atmosphere.', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2014-05-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197970706676', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 938, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Xantheas', u'text': u'A very cool game !!! Buy this game to stop the new German Invasion !!!\nThe musics of the game are epics !!!!\n"There is no money, no power who can stop us now "\nI had this game for free or quite but if you have to pay do it because it\'s worth the price.', u'hours': 4.3, u'date': u'2014-05-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198034047400', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 67, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Googolplexianth', u'hours': 17.8, u'products': 111, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2014-05-16', u'text': u'poop\ndood', u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'dmswisher85', u'text': u"All you do is just click the vegetation and animals show up in the pond.  Not really that inventive or interesting, and kind of boring.  Graphics are nice, but I wasn't a big fan.", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-08-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198301991217', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 11, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'BluePaw', u'hours': 3.9, u'products': 228, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-08-04', u'text': u"Atmospheric, Relaxing, Meditate.\nMay stare at the screen, and forget your troubles and worries. Good to help clear your mind and get a good night's rest.\nDiscover how each sea creature lives. What effects to the water affect other life forms.\nSomething to run on a separate monitor while you're concentrating on work.\n-----\nCheck out more games I see that deserve more attention from my curator group:\nJoin and/or follow if you wish.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
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{u'username': u'Zenuf', u'hours': 12.1, u'products': 563, u'product_id': u'8880', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2010-11-20', u'text': u'For Freedom!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Seneschul', u'text': u'Developers never learn that "protect the suicidal NPC" is *always* a bad game mechanic.\nThis game had potential, right up until the NPC decided to plunk his happy\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665down in front of a 3 turn cannon on the turn it went off.\nWhile I\'ve had fun with the unique and puzzley nature of the game, I can not condone that kind of suicidal AI.', u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2016-06-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 2243, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'sw6roj', u'text': u"I first played through this game on Nintendo DS, so when I saw that it had come to Steam with online multiplayer and updated graphics, I knew I had to have it. I must admit to being a little disapointed that they didn't add anything new to the game, but it has been rebalanced to an extent. Still it's a great puzzle game set in the world of Might and Magic.", u'hours': 6.5, u'date': u'2016-06-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198214141023', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 277, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Rawrjun', u'hours': 27.3, u'products': 214, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-06-24', u'text': u"buy this game if you like:\n+ a novel but rewarding gameplay mechanic that will delight you when you master it\n+ beautiful artwork and story-telling that does not drag\n+ elegantly paced campaign with excellent climactic boss fights\n+ cool customization depth with a easy to understand item-system, and fun combos to pull off with your troops\nI've played this game a total of 3 times in my life: on the DS (twice), once on the PC.\nWhen I get a SSD I will preload this game into that section and never delete it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'pavig', u'hours': 8.4, u'products': 468, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-06-28', u'text': u'Lovely light hearted boardgame with cheeky mechanics and stunning art style. The attention to detail and quality of life subtleties in this title are superb. It may look initially confusing but the basics become clear after a few brief tutorials. This is one of those games with multiple paths to victory which intertwine in interesting ways. Every turn presents interesting strategic twists, and the mess-with-your-opponent mechanics ensure the game remains lively. Highly recommended.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Tinyted', u'text': u'Great game to play with friends, but only if your friends are interested in it, otherwise you would constantly hear "I hate this game" while playing it. Even if your friends are used to playing board games does not guarantee they will understand or be interested in playing the game. In the end your friends feel like\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665because they just played over an hour of a game they regret playing, and you feel like\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665because you asked them to buy the game to play it with you.\nIf your friends happen to like the game though, theres certainly room for having a blast. And if you\'re not really certain if your friends would enjoy it, probably best to spend the money on another game that you guys can play together.', u'hours': 18.6, u'date': u'2017-06-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198025249920', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 262, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'SnailRichard', u'hours': 6.8, u'products': 31, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-06-27', u'text': u'In this game you can go to the jail.\n10/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Mithras O_+', u'hours': 2.8, u'products': 929, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-04-11', u'text': u'Another World\nAn absolute classic!! but now with updated visuals.\nPros:\nSimple and fun gameplay\nLooks  great\nShort but sweet\nInteresting story for what it is\nEasy 100% Achievements.\nCons: I could not find any\nOverall: Great Game, old but gold.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Rabidboxer', u'text': u'To the point reviews\nI never played this 20 years.  Key thing to keep in mind is its not platformer with crisp controls, your meant to die. If you cant stand puzzels or dieing the game isnt for you.  Give it a chance, its a oldie bug good game.', u'hours': 5.1, u'date': u'2016-04-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197960960793', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 263, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'VandriX', u'text': u"Beside being very frustrating (mainly because it's an old game) it is pretty cool game.\nMore when you know that it has been developed by one guy on it own !\nGraphicaly not awesome but good nonetheless.\nThe music and effects make sense for this old game.\nThe story is short but interesting.\nA game to do if you are currious about oldies.", u'hours': 3.2, u'date': u'2016-04-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198077538197', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 212, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Unknown', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 10, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-11-05', u'text': u'nice', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Arererego', u'hours': 1.6, u'products': 483, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-11-03', u'text': u'crayon physics deluxe more like crash-on physics deluxe lmao', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Scarecrown', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 560, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-10-13', u'text': u'Crayon Physics is a great example of creativity, nice design and freedom of play. With challeging puzzles and a decent soundtrack, is a game created for physics lovers, but that may please anyone who likes puzzles. Find your solution the way you want.\nPersonally, I spent more time drawing on the level select screen than in any stage. So, a game that may engage you even outside of its "meant to be played parts" (levels), can only have a great ideia and concept behind.\n8/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u"\u2206ndovi'\u2022\xb0", u'text': u'great and i like it....', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198268849585', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 36, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Sn0w', u'text': u'0/10 until they find punishment for using a heavy move 5 times in a row or fix the fact that spears and hammers have more range than pistols and bows.', u'hours': 28.7, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198118198588', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 27, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Taiwangamer', u'text': u"It's a fun game and it's free", u'hours': 11.3, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198311917343', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 29, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Zulu With Boxes', u'hours': 5.0, u'products': 182, u'product_id': u'548760', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-11-26', u'text': u'Simple and fun !', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'YaroslavAdamov', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 79, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-10-20', u'text': u'5/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'DumbShum', u'text': u'Toriko and Shokugeki no Soma are some of my favourite mangas to read. This game basically combines the two with a puzzle style as well. I was waiting for this game to come out for a long time and so far it has not dissapointed at all. Lots and lots of fun :D', u'hours': 8.5, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198053240569', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 155, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'pkz420', u'text': u'Great game. Deep and complex but a simple interface and intuitive play. It seems fairly mature for an "early access".  Challanging, but not impossible.\nThe only complaint I have is that there is no manual save. You are forced to play \'hardcore\'.', u'hours': 133.7, u'date': u'2017-11-17', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198000177292', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 87, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Svafa', u'text': u'Nominated for Steam Awards: Best Touhou Clone.', u'hours': 3.0, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 450, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Sellorio', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 176, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u"- Not optimised.. at all. I have to use lowest settings to get an unstable 45 FPS whereas in games like Overwatch I can get 75 on Ultra.\n- Cars float over the road, or you'd think so based on how they handled\n- No idea what to do between missions cause they all seem to just [end]. I guess I just wait until someone decides to call me...\n- Don't press anything when the Rockstar intro video is running cause it will crash your entire computer.\n- Rockstar think their game is an Operating System cause it wants to run in Safe Mode after it crashes\n- Rockstar think their game is an Operating System cause it has to run a 10 second process to shutdown\n- Rockstar promotes large-scale outsourcing (which explains the above stated issues).\n- The physics engine is unacceptable for this day and age. It hasn't improved at all since titles as old as Vice City\n- The graphics is bad. Maybe this is related to being forced on low settings but even fundemental stuff like hair and models are at 2005 levels (compared with what other companies can put out).\n- Dialogue is excessive. Entertaining for the first 2 sentences and then it's just a bore.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Rhavviepoodle', u'hours': 15.1, u'products': 208, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-13', u'text': u"One thing that the visual novel Higurashi manages better than the anime is in being immersive. Play this game alone in the dark, with headphones on and it can definitely be really, quite immersive and spooky. While it cannot boast to have the same level of illustration as many other visual novels, the greatest strength of HIgurashi is in its writing. The characters are likeable, and the story (plus the tips system) are genuinely interesting and clever. The UI is simple and effective. The music can be a bit hit-or-miss, ranging from functional to excellent. The story itself can also be a bit too anime from time to time, but the strong points more than make up for it.\nOne bitter pill to swallow is the fact that I did watch the Higurashi anime before reading the visual novel. As far as I've seen so far, the anime mirrors the VN quite well. The problem with that is I've already got an idea of what is happening (which does impact the spooky level negatively). I have to say, however, that despite this Higurashi manages to be creepy and I'm enjoying it plenty. Although the VN doesn't handle action quite as well as its anime counterpart, it has the benefit of more internal monologue and substantial depth. It's also incredibly long--I've invested two evenings so far and still haven't completed the first arc, Onikakushi.\nI recommend you get this game, but do yourself a favor and make it as immersive an experience as possible. It's definitely worth it, especially if you enjoy intrigue or being spooked.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Ignodeus | xD csgolive.com', u'text': u'i dont have it anymore???', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-12-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 42, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Tha', u'text': u'5/5 iam in love with this game! :-)', u'hours': 15.1, u'date': u'2016-12-30', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197977720441', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 178, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'S\u0335\u0346\u0302\u0339\u0348\u0324\u032a\u0326\u035cp\u0336\u030f\u031f\u032aX\u0334', u'hours': 7.1, u'products': 28, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-01', u'text': u'bes gam 5/5', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Golden Spider', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 299, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2014-11-27', u'text': u"The name implies that this game would be like the Roller Coaster Tycoon of old, instead you are building a hospital. but that is not what it is.you take control of the new hospital directior/ head doctor in a hospital from a satirical reality tv show. where all the doctors are hot and the nursesare \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665s. it's boring degrading and just plain stupid, if i had to give it a rating out of 10 it would be 0.  DO NOT BUY!!!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Drka', u'hours': 3.5, u'products': 260, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2014-11-21', u'text': u'Super easy Repetitive and Horrible', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Hula121', u'hours': 11.4, u'products': 793, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2014-11-21', u'text': u'It\'s more or less a reboot of "Theme Hospital", right down to the dry British "humour". But it\'s still a solid game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'President Donald Trump', u'text': u'This game is worse than socialism', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2014-05-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 9, u'user_id': u'76561198051230899', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 279, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Dethrome', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 433, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2014-05-12', u'text': u'\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing. Terrible.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'[PS] Variable', u'text': u'While Iron Sky: Invasion (and its add-ons) is not the end-all be-all of space fighter simulators, it probably doesn\'t have any right to be as good as it actually is, especially for a video game based on a movie. The whole of the game took a fair portion of the latter half of the film - basically the entire space fight and Earth fleet reinforcement segment - and stretched it out without making it boring. The tone of black comedy and "just run with it" silliness from the movie is preserved, from the mission briefings with Madame President Totally-Not-Sarah-Palin, to the political shenanigans of the various national representatives, to the over-the-top voice acting from the various pilots in the fleet.\nThe controls are keyboard-and-mouse, primarily mouse oriented. On screen contextual tips do show up from time to time, which can help if you go a long time between having to use a specific feature of the ship. The learning curve for controlling the ships is very short. There are some technical problems - while I haven\'t noticed any crashes or freezes, it doesn\'t like my graphics card and the mission briefing videos lag the entire game as often as not. They can be skipped with no penalty and watched later, it\'s just distracting.\nUnfortunately, once the tutorial is over, the difficulty curve spikes pretty hard; it\'s all but impossible for a new player to know what to do and how to do it. There\'s a certain amount of flexibility - if a squadron of Nazi ships makes it to earth it just applies a penalty to reputation, which is a score by any other name - but there\'s no option to turn down or postpone side missions, they get added to your to-do list automatically when you head to a friendly station for resupply and repairs. When you\'re running all over near earth orbit trying to play space tag with the Fourth Reich, something\'s gotta give. That said, you can buy yourself time to fight the smaller fighters and do side missions by taking out the engines in the big ships, leaving them adrift - but the only mention of this strategy comes up once during the tutorial on sub-system targets. It\'s very easy to miss.\nHaving said all that, if you liked the movie, you\'ll probably like the game. And even if you didn\'t like the movie, you might still like the game. After all, it\'s a game that lets you fight Space Nazis. I\'ll repeat that: You get to fight Nazis. In Space. And who can honestly say they never wanted to do that?', u'hours': 10.0, u'date': u'2014-05-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561197967989461', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 234, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u"'BRO'a C0NSTRlCT0R", u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 14, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-07-19', u'text': u"wow, I just don't know what I'm about to say but this game I thought it's gonna be kinda good, but turns out it was boring so fast af\n(at least the graphics are fine)\n(spawning feeshes(fishes))", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Hobby_goat17', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 90, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-07-18', u'text': u"pond life ecology or ecosystem education its good for E I am not sure what rating said but I enjoyed it, Does help people who don't know smack about fishing get broader aspect what happens what big fish do and what normally if there were River otters and other creatures that play role, I am sure if they had gators or larger bird of prey it would really make it bigger pond but they really have smaller sort of ecology and I sort hoping it would expand. So it would make room for broader ranges like shrimp, and explain away what is what.\ngraphics good\nsound no issue\nwould I recomend you get this for everyone yes, Among the ripples would be good for people who love water and tide pools.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Gabba', u'text': u'Very lovely and relaxing game!', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-07-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198078717283', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 41, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u"SJ'", u'hours': 40.8, u'products': 335, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-06-23', u'text': u'Best Puzzle game ever!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'The Fifth Horseman', u'hours': 22.3, u'products': 1397, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-06-06', u'text': u"A casualized (but in a good way) take on the HOM&M franchise, mized with tile matching puzzle elements.\nCertainly won't wow you with incredible complexity, depth of mechanics, massive world to explore or an epic plot - but what is there is executed competently.\nClash Of Heroes is quite fun and enjoyable to play, even if the gameplay overall may feel a bit simplistic compared to the rest of HOM&M franchise.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'GodHimself', u'text': u'Game was meh, much play relies on luck.\nThat unskippable credits after finish though. Not cool man, not cool.\nThere are probably better puzzle games out there.', u'hours': 37.2, u'date': u'2016-06-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198086675997', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 112, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'excession125', u'text': u'Great time waster type game .. it is a good way to kill 30 minutes to an hour and not have to worry too much about it.', u'hours': 8.5, u'date': u'2017-06-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198030726093', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 73, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'St\u0394lker2400\u2122', u'hours': 219.0, u'products': 511, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-06-27', u'text': u'Best turn-based competitive Gremlin game ever!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'\u5fae\u51c9\u51c9\u51c9\u51c9', u'text': u"Gremlins, Inc.\nthis game is interesting\neven you're getting victor but many twist\nbut I think the AI is treating\nit make me anger\nwhen I end the AI,I'm so happy\nsupport!", u'hours': 18.5, u'date': u'2017-06-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 17, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'MoistyBois\u2122 | Lil Pump', u'hours': 353.9, u'products': 644, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-03-28', u'text': u'Just dont use the path i use to fight my foes plz', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'McLovin \U0001f3ae', u'hours': 10.3, u'products': 97, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-03-03', u'text': u'very good games .. i often play it when my internet is down', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'kawesor', u'hours': 2.6, u'products': 253, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-03-01', u'text': u'Simply amazing!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Hans Kloss', u'hours': 20.4, u'products': 179, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'nice ;)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'KsF', u'text': u'This is one of the best superhero games ever. When it came out everyone was skeptical, now it is one of the critically claimed games.\nI recommend this game to every Batman fan, and everyone who wants to have a great experience.', u'hours': 11.3, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 159, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'hurley', u'hours': 10.3, u'products': 207, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'Still solid after all these years.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'KrazyKat', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 385, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-06-14', u'text': u'"Back to Bed" draws from the surrealist imagery of Dali to create a puzzle game. As everyone mentions, the visual design works fine, but the question is, can a puzzle game with no story, no sense of progression, and puzzles predicated on surrealism really hold your interest for a puzzle game as those puzzles become a bit more challenging or weird. Ultimately, even if you initially like the game, I don\'t see it being genuinely interesting for more than at most an hour as the puzzles don\'t become particularly more satisfying to solve. In the end I think you will end up basically unsatisfied, since you will invest some time but not be engaged enough to finish, which will make the time you did put into the game feel wasted.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Ponlets', u'text': u'a charming puzzle game where you guide "Bob" back to his bed .. you play as what seems to be a spirit animal with the face  of Bob and guide him through his odd dreams while trying to not wake him up ...\nthe game uses an interesting and unique art style which is memorable and iconic to this game .. even though its a moderatly simple game its a fun game', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-06-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198038180102', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 431, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'DoItAll', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 910, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-05-28', u'text': u'Dreamy, trippy, and full of puzzles. This game is an experience\n-DoItAll on Youtube', u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'TheOnionKingdom', u'text': u"Me: Alright, I finally got to this game. Let's try it out.....\n(Dies in the first 10 seconds of gameplay by a slime)\nMe: .......... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", u'hours': 4.4, u'date': u'2016-04-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197986859243', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 101, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'nalogg', u'text': u"Classic game!\nThis game is a work of art!\nIt's like a Edgar Burroghs mars book mixed with weird sci-fi art, seen in 80s pulp comics, like Jean Giraud and Roger Dean.", u'hours': 3.1, u'date': u'2016-04-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198000338113', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 142, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Drill Buster', u'text': u"Mycarcuba.\nThis game is a trail and error and is a great one.\nthere might be parts were you have to look up yet other than that its a great game. Also if you play through the game its most likey only one achievement well be locked yet if you don't explore one bit than its 2 other than that the achievements are easy to get.", u'hours': 2.7, u'date': u'2016-03-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 124, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'THE P.O.T.A.T.O | trade.tf', u'text': u'Pretty good, I used it to make TF2 posters for my friends.\nOverall recommend it, however there were a few things that were not clear to me and needed a tutorial.', u'hours': 12.8, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198159382373', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 14, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'Super Juusto', u'text': u"Good. Has flaws. But it's good.\nValve doesn't pay attention to SFM but it's still great. I love making my favourite characters interract with eachother inside a poster or a brief animation. It gives you all the tools you need to make a good animation.", u'hours': 121.9, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198128403783', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 31, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'paw1999', u'hours': 54.1, u'products': 22, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u"As cool as it looks, I'd stick to Gmod because it's easier to understand. Still a great Software for Creative people, through many complications and all.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'Marquis2rubik', u'hours': 12.2, u'products': 97, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-10-07', u'text': u'Dope AF', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Bluelomida', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 364, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-09-14', u'text': u"How did I get this game, I mean it's fun but how and who and why", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Pete the MiniWheat Johnson', u'text': u'Dear Diary today I learned how to draw and also learned how to quantum physics inorder to save the helpless stars. My drawing improved greatly after playing this game,my art work is now able to be hung from the fridge at my house.\n8/10 game', u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2016-09-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198042485966', u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 23, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Libidyleprechaun', u'text': u'Its a really well made game and you can really see how muchnthe devs care about the fun you have with your friends. Its great for just casually mucking about with your mates and serious championships. My Most played game! Love it', u'hours': 135.4, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198254176111', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 20, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'CoreyLA', u'hours': 5.7, u'products': 8, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'my friends little devil likes it why sould i not play it?', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Red', u'text': u"I like this game but kinda boring, a little bit. i'll rate it 6/10", u'hours': 41.9, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198112362012', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 35, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Xrvel', u'hours': 4.4, u'products': 78, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2014-11-09', u'text': u'Fun game to play. Very funny diseases.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Sandypants', u'text': u"I know what you're thinking. It looks like Theme Hospital, and we all know Theme Hospital was great. Well, this... isn't. No matter how cheap it is or what it's bundled with, don't even go there.", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2014-10-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 613, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Jadine', u'hours': 13.2, u'products': 679, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2014-10-19', u'text': u'I\'ve heard good things about this game and really love management sims, so I played the Story mode to learn how to play the game and I have to say the mechanics are certainly one of the best features of this game.\nThe writing of the story itself is pretty poor, but this game doesn\'t take itself seriously. The story is done by a scrolling text on the bottom of the screen which sometimes changes too quickly to read, and there is no voice acting in terms you\'d expect. Instead they use a technique similar to Simlish so the game can be played in multiple languages. However, story mode is but a tutorial and the game seems well rounded in terms of mechanics and animation.\nThere are several aspects to the game mechanics and running a successful hospital hinges on being able to provide enough staff and equipment to deal with the influx of patients without going into the red, as well as keeping everyone happy. Happiness is determined by how much decoration is placed and there were times where it felt more like "Interior Design Tycoon". It\'s fairly easy as management sims go, but still enjoyable.\nI especially enjoyed discovering new diseases and putting new systems in place to treat them. The diseases are shown on collectible cards which show info on examination and treatment procedures. They are collected by researching someone with an unknown disease.\nOverall this game is great if you\'re looking for a management sim.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'spl', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 140, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2014-05-11', u'text': u'The mouse is inverted by default, and you can\'t change that. That\'s a big issue for me.\nAlso, the cutscenes are boring and stupid. The acting is horrible, and they are not funny. The gameplay is not fun or "intense", it\'s just really boring. The only reason I decided to buy it was because I had a 90% off coupon, so I decided to try it. I obviously was not satisfied. I\'m lucky I only wasted 2 bucks and not 20.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'BioJunky', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 365, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2014-05-10', u'text': u'So simple even the movie fanbase could even play it!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Steppenwolf', u'text': u"AUNTIE SARAH WANTS YOU!\nShe wants you to fight against the evil Nazis from the Dark Side of the Moon.\nQuestion is: Do you have the guts to not only fight Haunebus and Zeppelins in Space, but also to help Madame President in her election campaign or give the Indian people their beloved music broadcast?\nIf you can answer with: YES, MA'AM! ... Or at least had some fun with the movie 'Iron Sky' then this is for you.\nThis game is a nice addition to the movie as it focus on the figth in space between earth and moon, with some cheesy characters giving you mainly weird missions (only in terms of reason ... the goal is mainly jsut to destroy or rescue something) to fullfill.\nIt has some nice gameplay elements like a more or less real time battlefield, the possibility to switch your ship at space stations during the missions and deciding which battle you like to join. The two available DLCs give you some real time strategy element and the opportunity to play as a Nazi pilot.", u'hours': 17.6, u'date': u'2014-05-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 509, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Varia Heimt', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 74, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-07-16', u'text': u'Eh.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'OneEye1985', u'text': u"I am stating that I recommend this game with a caveats as a lot of people don't seem to get the point.\n- This is a game in only the loosest sense of the word. It IS actually a game, but it requires a great deal of patience(not only to play, but to understand it), and no score is kept.\n- This game is NOT about pressing buttons. It's about pressing buttons once, and then not pressing buttons again for as long as possible.\n- The tutorial is kinda bad in that it really doesn't explain the game at all, it just tells you how to work the controls, not what they mean. The game part of this is about finding balance. (Sure, you could just keep spawning things, but that gets old fast.)\n- The Oxygen content of the water seems to control the algae growth(dace food) and how many creatures you can keep in the pond at any one time. Increase the Oxygen, slow the algae growth, but get more critters.\n- The basic stock are the Dace and the clam. At the lowest Oxygen levels, you can spawn 3 dace and 2 clams and have the pond run seemingly indefinitely without any other input. By adjusting the Oxygen levels and initial spawns, you can see how long the ecosystem lasts as you build it.\n- If you want something fast paced, this is not your game.\n- This is a game for after work where you just want to forget the rest of the world exists and do something mind-numbing without the stupidity of Hollywood. It's simple at the beginning, but harder the more complex you make it.", u'hours': 3.6, u'date': u'2016-07-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198254080636', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 16, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Strato-Cat', u'text': u'Fish and clicks', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2016-07-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 21, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'MeHumble', u'hours': 37.3, u'products': 118, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-05-22', u'text': u'Challenging turn based puzzle with interesting match 3 mechanics.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Six Days in June', u'text': u'So I have turned on client processes, as well as minimizing worker animations and unit models, but once i get to around turn 40 or so the game crashes.I love the series but until the crashes are fixes I will leave this as a negative review.\nDue to the assistance of the Factus games community I have changed this to a positive review. The game still doesnt work but I will edit this when it does.', u'hours': 21.9, u'date': u'2017-10-14', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198206308691', u'product_id': u'462940', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 35, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Kai Shan', u'text': u"I know, only one hour of play so far, but I thought that I would take this break offered by a CTD to provide my first impressions.\n1. Not as much fun as Making History II: The War of the World.\n2. Looks good; but so do Making History II: The War of the World and Making History: The Great War, no major improvements over them.\n3. Buggy, as per CTD, but in early access so I was expecting some of this. I sent the crash report file to them.\n4. A bit expensive for a smaller studio; I would have expected $20, not $30.\n(History: Muzzy Lane made educational software, they did a 2ndWW game called 'Making History: The Calm & The Storm', I presume this this was somehow educational. It was a bit rough and they did a new one called 'Making History II: The War of the World', then they did a 1stWW one called 'Making History: The Great War'. Then the game developers at Muzzy Lane bought the rights to the series and left to form Factus Games. I will use the initials MH1, MH2, TGW, and SWW. I will probably also use the term 'Factus Games' when refering to the team when they were still at Muzzy Lane.)\nOkay, so what is the main issue?\nAfter MH2 Factus Games made a new engine, or more importantly for us, a new interface, for TGW. This provided more depth in management for the 'behind the scenes' sort of stuff for warmongering; they changed the way you expand mineral resources and prospect new resources, they increased the number of factories making them each more specialised, they changed how you improve regional infrastructure, they separated artillery from other military units (it won't stack with them), and so on.\nThis might have been driven by good intentions, but the result was a game that was far more complex to manage.\n(For comparison; HoI4 might be 'complex', but it is still fun, the time spent 'managing' was balanced with the time spent on the actual fighting and conquering.)\nAlso, they never seemed to get the resource prospecting right.\nAnd, all-in-all, the game was just not as much fun to play as MH2.\nWhen Factus announced that they were making a new 2nd WW game their fans rejoiced.\nAnd immediately began petitioning them not to use the TGW engine; but Factus was determined to do so.\nWhat we have with SWW is basically something with playing pieces that look like MH2, and a GUI like TGW, but nothing really more than that. It suffers greatly from TGW's management complexity, and loses the spontaneity that MH2 has. (MH2 really got it right with the balance between fighting a war and managing an economy.)\nI know that Factus are promising improved mod tools (MH2 was great for modding, TGW I don't know, didn't like the game enough to mod it), and I know that they have put a lot of work into making a new tech tree (though the tech works a bit like TGW and is not as friendly nor as flexible as MH2), and a whole lot of other 'great PR stuff'. I will keep playing this, and I really want to like it, I really, really want it to be a great game, and I want to be able to enjoy modding it - a lot of this might take a few months for the product to mature and stabilise.\nBut my honestly held fear is that this game will just never be as much fun as MH2.\nThe decision to use the TGW style of GUI and the TGW style of needlessly complex management will, I fear, be to the eternal detriment of this game.\nIf you are familiar with the Making History series then you may wish to get this new instalment and be a part of its growth. Although if you really like MH2 and really hated TGW then maybe not.\nIf you are new to the series then MMH2 is $15, bug free, and lots of fun.\nI cannot recommend this game because it is not, nor do I think it ever will be, as much fun as the game that they made before the game that they made before they made this one.\nIt breaks my heart, but 'no'.", u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2017-10-14', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'462940', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 446, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'we_wuz_kangz_n_shieet', u'text': u'The game has beautiful models, such detail is paid attention to nearly every nation in the game, bringing a level of immersion not seen in most strategy games covering the same period. That being said if you buy this game it has a steep learning curve, Hearts of iron 4 and this game play very very different, perhaps this was my fault failing to realize this by purchasing MHTSWW.', u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2017-10-14', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198041505054', u'product_id': u'462940', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 109, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Lupin III', u'text': u"Had my eye on this game for a little while now and just recently bought it in the summer sale. WOW, where to start.  At face value the board and mechanics look a little overwhelming but you'll get the hang of the game before you've even finished the tutorial (not to say is too long). The aesthetic is very nice a number of characters to choose from each with their own nuances without there being any clear best choice. However, i will say this - it's not a game for those easily annoyed. If the game isn't screwing your plans over, other players are! Its a total rat race to gather up enough cogs to win but all the time you are throwing each other under the bus. Very enjoyable even though my win ratio is shocking :D", u'hours': 235.8, u'date': u'2017-06-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198014222028', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 715, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'bluesapphyre', u'text': u'2 Free maps to play endlessly. The other maps you have to pay to play. I would much rather just pay once and be able to play the map endlessly instead of the nickle and dime to play.', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2015-10-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198016000624', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 194, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'TURKEY * RAPTOR', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 160, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2015-10-05', u'text': u"Cannot control all of my units.\n***Units do not defend*** - units do not exchange fire during combat.\nCards usually only allow you to control  a couple units at a time and\nusually only on left, center or right...!??!\nSo big problem is if you have more than one objective (and enemy may not have the same problem) while you move towards one objective, enemy has at your other units Without incurring damage!\nYour order, movement and combat choices are (very) restricted by the cards.\nIn a nutshell: much more luck than skill involved  :P\nMaybe it's just me. I don't like it.\nHowever, this is a polished functional game - so still a nice free game.\nTry it, see if you like it  :)", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Ezergood', u'text': u'Free - ish. At least you get to try it out a bit for genuine free, but need to cough up if you want to play properly. Fair enough I guess, sort of demo model in a way.\nGame itself is good, and compared to the price of actual board games, bargain even when have to pay.', u'hours': 6.6, u'date': u'2015-10-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198007298934', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 288, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'hammerfest451', u'hours': 7.5, u'products': 193, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-02-25', u'text': u"Compared to other posters, I haven't gotten that far.  But in the little bit of time I've played I've arrested heretics, tortured them, and condemned them to death.  Granted this could've possibly messed up the game, but oh well, I'm a cleric on a mission for the Mother Church, and they confessed after many hours of torture.\nBe prepared for a difficult campaign.  This game is intense, and is very HARD....especially compared to those triple-A titles passing for RPGs today.  Those games are a cakewalk.  This...this is a nightmare. :shudders:\nThere is a lot of reading involved, so if you don't like to read, sorry.  Also, if you don't read everything you come across, you'll find that you missed important information and now you're stumbling along blind without a clue as to what to do next.  (I did this...and the quest objectives are of no help at all)....\nAlso, if you don't grind just right, and level your skills just right...well, apparently the Mother Church was wrong in sending you out.  You obviously\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665off God somewhere...because you'll be dead in a ditch somewhere, and the people won't even have the common courtesy to come along and give you a decent burial.  How about that for a bunch of heretics??\n10/10 would find everyone a heretic.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Fabioccio', u'text': u'AUTOPAUSE AUTOPAUSE PLS! COMBAT IS TOO FAST!', u'hours': 6.6, u'date': u'2016-02-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198032744701', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 323, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Evil Panda', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 404, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-02-14', u'text': u'Game seemed alright at first despite obvious crappy graphics, annoying amount of reading required, weak storyline and lack of tutorial / control introduction. But despite this i still tried it, i circled a camp killing bats trying to stay close to the camp so the quick travel map wouldnt keep popping up, returned to guard to complete quest and it was ready to be completed, finished talking to the guy and suddenly im transported to a menu screen so i go back into my game and my character no longer accepts any commands except to look at his quest book. I try to complete the quest to enter the city which now apparently does not work and i cant talk to the guard now can i move my character or enter the city. almost 25 minutes into the game and im trapped in a bug on the very first quest. Cant recommend a game that looks and runs this bad to anyone.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Golden Sun Josh', u'hours': 102.9, u'products': 63, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-08-24', u'text': u"The music in this game is my favourite from most of my PC games. Its awesome how the combat songs are remixes of the exploration music. Its also great how there is singing in some of these songs. I genuinely found this game very enjoyable and really appreciated exploring. I think it lacks the vastness that some other final fantasy games have and the time travelling seems like an odd thing to throw into the story. I didn't play this game on playstation and didnt have any technical issues playing the game when I did so. Therefore, I figured it deserved some love.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'ZAHAR SEREBRYANUY PISTOLET', u'hours': 3.7, u'products': 191, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-08-22', u'text': u'Now enhanced for Windows PC, FINAL FANTASY XIII-2 is created with the aim of surpassing the quality of its predecessor in every way, featuring new gameplay systems and cutting-edge visuals and audio. In this game the player has the freedom to choose from a range of possibilities and paths; where their choices affect not only the immediate environment, but even shape time and space!\nIt is no longer about facing destiny. Create a new future and change the world!\nNow Enhanced for Windows PC\nIncluding a range of the downloadable content from the original console, plus the choice for either English or Japanese voiceovers, 60 frames-per-second graphics and customizeable rendering resolution (720p, 1080p, and more).\nLarger, More Interactive Environments\nPlaces with multiple pathways to explore, and many secrets to find, offer players the chance to shape the adventure their way.\nTime Travel - A New Dimension of Exploration\nThe situation, scenery, flora, fauna and weather conditions all change, depending on when you visit locations. Untangling the threads of time is essential in witnessing the full story!\nEnhanced Battle System\nNew elements such as visually dynamic Cinematic Action sequences, and an innovative battle clock that will either reward or punish players, create further variety and choice for the player.\nMaster of Monsters\nA wide variety of over 150 different monsters inhabiting the game world can be recruited into the player\u2019s party and battle strategy, with each creature having unique and devastating special abilities!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Rage Racer', u'text': u"Got this for free and was still disappointed. In short, the port is abysmal. Running this on an overclocked i5 6600k with a GTX 1070 with less than medium settings still didn't yield a consistent 30 fps. Max I got was 45 or so. If you really want this game, go pick up a console version.", u'hours': 8.7, u'date': u'2017-08-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 340, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'kokopo', u'hours': 6.8, u'products': 58, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-15', u'text': u'gay name', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'NightmareBliss', u'hours': 2.7, u'products': 63, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-15', u'text': u"I can't really say I enjoy this game too much, as both sides are equally unbalanced and in most cases it's impossible to do anything.\nAlso the game gets boring very quickly, unless you have lots of friends to play with.\nI just find myself playing once or twice every 9 months, just to see what it's like and then I never really play it again.\nOnly buy this game if you are willing to dedicate time into it with friends, there is no fun value by yourself.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'It\u2019s Garretto', u'text': u'My game keeps crashing and it will not work even though i have the recomended System Requirements.', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2017-12-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198203882171', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 18, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'G\xf6rf', u'text': u"The story of this game is awesome. Your charrecter's name is Rick and you fight the evil, do quests and get better gear.\nThe game really has no story but it still is even better love story than twilight and has deeper and better story than\nmass effect trilogy. Gameplay is smooth and combat is on of the kind.\nand it's cheap!!!!!!!\nThis has been one of my favourite games of this year and i hope this game will win an oscar.\n10/10 better than overwatch", u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-02-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 174, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'JujuPwns', u'hours': 3.1, u'products': 480, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-02-24', u'text': u"Fun little game, tho it does become repetitive very quickly. It's all very basic.\nIf you get it at the discounted price, it's not a terrible way to spend a few hours.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'skydivesiu', u'hours': 4.3, u'products': 85, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-01-29', u'text': u"Proabably worth $5. I got it in some pack, where I really just wanted some other game for cheap and got this with it. I played for a few hours now, and it is fun, and can be addictive. I find after ~3 hours of play (over about 3 days), the addition wears off. Nice game, developers did well. but then I wanted something more. I bit faster paced during the 'adventuring' time. Battles were fun, some were challenging. Character building was fun as well.\nGive it a go if you have the time. again, probably worth $5", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'funkystrawberries', u'text': u'fun', u'hours': 17.3, u'date': u'2015-01-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198130029580', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 53, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'sammycyborg', u'text': u'More Costume Quest is great, but it really is a shame about the battle system. I love everything around it, but that.', u'hours': 3.7, u'date': u'2014-12-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198150405404', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 59, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'PaperTiger', u'hours': 12.4, u'products': 118, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2014-12-28', u'text': u'Same charm and gameplay as the original. Thomas Jefferson costume is hilarious! Very fun turn based RPG!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'TwoBros', u'hours': 28.2, u'products': 117, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u"My childhood dream fulfilled, how you ask?\nCAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'The Ugly Waifu', u'hours': 16.1, u'products': 224, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'I mean, you get to be Batman. Is there any ither reason to buy a game?', u'early_access': False, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'ZeNoobi', u'text': u'Good Game but the story mode is only 12 hrs long. Seems short to me', u'hours': 13.2, u'date': u'2017-11-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198343732234', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 14, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'Zafo', u'text': u'Its more fun then No Mans Sky', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2017-02-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 62, u'user_id': u'76561197972224190', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 326, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Yugoslavia1980', u'text': u'I really recommend this game to everyone who likes Polandball (Countryball) comics.\nIt is very interesting and fun to play c:', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-02-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 7, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Qingball', u'text': u'Great', u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2017-02-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 34, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Nerdy Nikki', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 19, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-05-28', u'text': u'very good, good graphics and interesting to play.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Dorfl', u'text': u'Absolutely crap.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-05-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197993276756', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 167, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Masa', u'text': u"Back to Bed is a rather lackluster puzzle game with strong visual design. You try to guide the sleepwalker Bob back to his bed while avoiding various hazards and enemies.\nBack to Bed has a great art style and this is definitely the best part of the game. I wasn't a massive fan of some of the character designs, but the environmental art is gorgeous.\nThe audio was frankly pretty bad. The music is repetitive, the sound effects are minimal and the voice acting is downright annoying.\nThe game has very simple mechanics. You can move around apples that force Bob to turn and fish that act as bridges. Unfortunately the puzzle designs are not particularly imaginative and most of the levels have extremely simple solutions. There are a couple of sections that make clever use of optical illusions, but these are all too rare.\nWay too many of the puzzles also rely on precise timing which can be rather annoying. Especially since you are forced to restart the level and watch the level intro every time you hit an enemy.\nThe game is rather easy overall with a few trickier puzzles mixed in. Completing the game unlocks the nightmare mode, where you can play through the same levels again with some additional objectives added.\nThe game controls reasonably well using a gamepad.\nThe story is pretty minimal.\nPersonally I did not find Back to Bed particularly enjoyable. The art style is great, but the actual puzzles are not very enjoyable and the audio is rather annoying. Not recommended, unless you really like the art style.\nBefore this review I played through the normal levels and some of the nightmare levels. The normal levels took me little over an hour to complete.\nI received the game for free through a giveaway site but this does not affect my review.", u'hours': 2.3, u'date': u'2017-05-07', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 5, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 1387, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Narcisse', u'text': u'How can you knock a game that looks this good and has some decent mindless gameplay negatively?\nIm getting my dollars worth for sure and having fun with the solo missions and random online matches\nI can find. Thats about the only downside to all this, the lack off playerbase. Its kind of boggles the mind how you see the leaderboards constantly going crazy on Resevil dot nets site yet....hardly anyones on??', u'hours': 5.8, u'date': u'2017-07-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198019538044', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 327, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Borken\u2122', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 162, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-07-21', u'text': u"I actually really enjoy the gameplay. The only problem is when 3/4 of the people have 600 ping and the hits take 3 seconds the register. If this was fixed, the game would be enjoyable. Sadly, it's dead and there is no hope of revival.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'ViciouZ', u'hours': 1.4, u'products': 206, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-07-21', u'text': u'I got this game for 88 cents and it isn\'t even worth it to me, You know when you first hop onto a server you think since theirs literally 0 content you\'d think the servers would at least be running smoothly but no, Instead The guns feel useless and the only thing that I can kill with is the \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing blade. Half the time it crashes, The community is completely dead.\nThe multiplayer feels like the movie/series "The Last man on Earth" when you finally find someone to play with but then they just leave or you find out their afk.\nThis had alot of potential and I kinda liked the combat mechanics, But the execution was just \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing awful, Why did capcom and those other companies even sign or put their company name on this? They just tarnished their reputation and name.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Selphea', u'hours': 13.0, u'products': 110, u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-10-23', u'text': u"2D Fighter that goes back to basics. No double jumps, airdashes or fancy cancels. Just good ol' fashioned footsies.\nAnimations look indie but the gameplay is good. Controls are responsive, netcode is smooth, hitboxes are tight. All 13 characters have distinct playstyles.\nRecommended if you like oldschool fighters or want a simple 2D fighter to ease a friend into the genre.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'pt_kamen', u'text': u'This is a tremendous disrespect on the great heroes of The Romance of the Three Kingdoms. But it\u2019s not the biggest one to date. And it\u2019s pretty fun\u2026 and it plays well\u2026 and\u2026 oh boy, I need to atone for my sins...', u'hours': 5.2, u'date': u'2016-10-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198064852407', u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 575, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'soulofthesword', u'text': u"another stage one your cat could beat the ai... stage 7 give up ai magicly counters every thing you do. lets watch a loading screen untill your so agrivated that your just spamming buttons now... oh yea and odly you seem to live longer when the controles not in your hands... ai gets confused and hopes around without knowing what buttons your pushing....\ngames great but i got better thing to do with my time then fight cho for and hour and a half just to give up before I destry something in my house. A nice and simple twitch fighter worth playing but not those who are not good at twitch fighters.\none of those game were you about to win with a full life meter then ai magicly blocks every attack for 10 seconds, counters, then juggles you for your full life meter in 3 seconds.\nI don't mid a learing curve but i can't stand waisting time... hitting a difficulty wall at lvl 7 in a game with no tutorial is a waist of time... Don't see my slef playing this for very long befor giving it up.\nIf you excel at 2d fighter and like anime girls you will love this game if your a causual player looking to get some enjoyment out of the title you'll likly be incaple of clearing all the rounds and not have the motivation to stick it out and learn the games timing. I can clear blaze blue after a few reties, but could not clear stage 7...", u'hours': 3.2, u'date': u'2016-10-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198185217207', u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 75, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'bad Ash', u'text': u"I bought it 'cause I had it years ago and never beat it.  I figured that was before video walkthrus.\nEven with the walkthru, I can't figure out why I'm not getting past a certain part.\nUninstalling....", u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2016-03-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561198001784839', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 326, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Alve is cool and a gamer', u'text': u'gay', u'hours': 4.7, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198126741473', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 39, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'CareBear - LFT Medic/Soldier', u'hours': 373.9, u'products': 39, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u"There is a steep learning curve for this program, it takes alot of dedication and patience to create quality posters and animation. Has a few bugs, but beyond that. If you're PC can handle it (which alot of PC's these days can) you should definately give this program a go, just keep in mind the learning curve and try not to get overwelmed.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'Mr Sriracha Sauce', u'hours': 7.1, u'products': 8, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'Source Filmmaker.\nAh... all the wonderful animations made with this. Movies, even.\nThis free software allows everyone (yes, EVERYONE (with internet(International and carrier fees not included))) to make simple animations (or complex, your choice) with models from any game using Source Engine, such as TF2 (the main SFM use), Black Mesa, Dino D-Day, and more.\nEasy for the new guy, but hard for the experienced animator. This tool has different animation qualities you can make, which "ramp up" how hard it is. Anyway, it\'s good! GET IT.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'foxpresident24', u'text': u'The puzzles are deceptively difficult.  I think an "easy" difficulty setting or some sort of hint system would do good.  But still a fun game.  The art style is really fun and fresh.  But I would probably wait to buy it until it goes on sale.', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2016-09-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198312920804', u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 36, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'TurdKey', u'text': u"awesome game with a variety of characters and abilities although spam in free-for-all is anoying sometimes it stays fun and also if you're not super smash bros. fan", u'hours': 13.6, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198336167656', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 8, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Bloodpix', u'hours': 2.0, u'products': 332, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2014-10-14', u'text': u'This game is....odd. I wouldnt say bad odd, just odd. The diseases and what you need for them could be toned down. Half the time I cant see due to a explosive sneezer, or the fact that the research machine is covering the office I need to reach because I need to get to one of the doctors. I also found out the janitorA.I are stupid. They clean everything and I mean EVERYTHING. If you start your own hospital and build a big onw and you just have a lot of space in the beginning, you wont ever see your janitors again. They are too busy cleaning the back of the mall that noone is touching. I give it a 6/10. I recommend it for people who have time, patience, and more smarts then me. I dont fully understand the need for social interactions in this game however, except for playing along to the Sims as its own little hospital setting to seek romance and enemies.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'WiFi_nally', u'text': u'I think this game gets overlooked as another quickly knocked off movie tie-in, when it is in fact a very competently put together arcade space shooter.  Gamepad required, definitely.  The FMV scenes are hokey but fit the tone of the film, I tend to skip them.  I like that the enemy armadas move on the game map in real time, meaning you have to make quick decisions about what to attack and when.  Diverting power to shields and weapons also makes the combat a bit more interesting.  Graphically the game is quite nice to look at, backgrounds rotate and scale really smoothly, reminding me of late 90s space shooters like like Colony Wars.  Recommended, esp. at a discount!', u'hours': 6.3, u'date': u'2014-04-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198028184893', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 568, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Ritzu', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 27, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-07-10', u'text': u'Nice art and music. Overall is great even though nothing to do much.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Remove Kebab (DevoidTerror75)', u'text': u'This is an amazing game in my opinion, I do really love all of the making historys games, I do reccomend for you guys to get it. Also in my opinion when alot of people start to get it, multiplayer may be the funnest option of it all,\nEdit: I have just made a group for anyone who wants to mabye join or create multiplayer games and share it with others in the group, its small for now, but I do hope that some of you guys join so then mabye the group can have masses of people to have big multiplayer games.', u'hours': 59.3, u'date': u'2017-10-13', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198214391756', u'product_id': u'462940', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 86, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Philosopher-King', u'text': u'Making History: TSWW is out!!!', u'hours': 95.6, u'date': u'2017-10-13', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 4, u'user_id': u'76561198018607519', u'product_id': u'462940', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 12, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'SuperFluffyCouchSnake', u'text': u"Lets cut to the chase shall we? YOU are here because you want a yes or no on if you should buy this. My answer is yes because- bare with me. The story puts itself up really well with a tip system that I haven't yet pieced together entirely, but I know enough to say the story is something to stick around for. It's crazy sometimes, it's odd sometimes. Other times it's just dark. My throat feels all scratchy just typing this, either way. Buy it, it's a worth while read.", u'hours': 11.8, u'date': u'2017-12-11', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 365, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Dessun', u'text': u'This visual novel is for people who like\nsuch as Donnie Darko and the show Lost, and love to analyze EVERYTHING about a story. You also have to love slice-of-life for high schoolers as well, as another has pointed out. The reason I give it a negative review is because the narration is VERY verbose and spends too much time on less important things.', u'hours': 4.4, u'date': u'2017-12-11', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561197971288560', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 402, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Neru', u'text': u"It's not like what I expected at first.\nBut the story is really interesting!\nSo yeah I recommend this game.\nI recommend playing it by wearing headset, full screen mode,and of course...at night.\n:3", u'hours': 6.5, u'date': u'2017-12-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198374561276', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 118, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'The Toaster King', u'text': u"Grand Theft Auto 5 is a great game that I just can not recommend. If your in the market solely for the games single player campaign then by all means buy it. If your looking for an immersive multiplayer experience then you should look elsewhere. GTA 5 Online is simply a tedious grind for cars/weapons that are massively over priced and in some cases nearly useless. These oversaturated prices are just there so Rockstar can sell more shark cards which by the way give way too little money for what your paying for. The next biggest problem I have with his game is the community itself. By far GTA 5 is one of the most toxic communities I have ever come across. You can't enjoy freeroam without some try hard trying to kill you, heists are a joke if your playing with randoms, racing is just whoever doesn't get rammed off the track and you may as well forget about starting a business cause you'll get blown up by a troll in a hydra. Then there are the issue on loading screens in GTA 5 online. There are a lot of them and they take forever to finish loading. Somtimes you'll just get an error message that says you can't connect. Finally what kills this game for me is how little respect Rockstar has for its players. I see all too often vague responses to a players problems on their support page and now with that whole anti-modding fiasco. So unless you just want to experience single player mode or have a lot of friends who play this game on a regular basis then I'd say to avoid this game.", u'hours': 295.9, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198151302400', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 64, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Kosta\u2122', u'text': u'Best game on Steam', u'hours': 47.9, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 1, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 7, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'kip kip', u'hours': 159.7, u'products': 652, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'better cash up for those shark cards boyo', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'HeNeArKrXeRn', u'text': u'\u6b64\u751f\u65e0\u6094\u5165\u4e1c\u65b9\uff0c\u6765\u4e16\u613f\u751f\u5e7b\u60f3\u4e61', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 120, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'Unranked trash', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 376, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'best japanese game series', u'early_access': False, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'AbyssalSoul', u'text': u"The ZUN has landed.\nQuick review but I've been playing Touhou STGs for years and I kind of lost track of the series after the disappointment I had with Ten Desires. By the looks and comments, neither Touhou 14-15 were that memorable either and, considering the series is so far in its number of entries, that Touhou 16 managed to have both good music and rather decent mechanics make it a nice entrance for ZUN into Steam territory.\nThe thing is that due to the lack of localization you may be on your own trying to determine what each of the characters, options and hitboxes do. A voyage of discovery I may say. On the bright side, we know how this rolls, psycho miko and her buddies investigate an incident, meet some girl who is out of her mind, beat her up violently and with extreme prejudice and, eventually, it all devolves into a warm tea party with cookies.\nA very colorful, danmaku filled tea party. The spell cards are creative, some are gimmicky, some are challenging, I feel there is something for everyone but the micro-dodging and precision, as well as the quest for safespots and graze milking points and such things may drive a lot of people crazy. Crimzon Clover this is not! Still, recommended.", u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 1998, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'fredc', u'hours': 11.2, u'products': 212, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-17', u'text': u'This is my first time ever posting  reivew for a game. Star Traders is a grand space opera with both RPG and strategy elements. You can follow the main story or just ignore it and do whatever you want from smuggling, bounty hunting or pirating. The detail is amazing! Get it!', u'early_access': True, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Chronic', u'hours': 28.7, u'products': 159, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-17', u'text': u"You can make a living hauling nothing but human biowaste between planets, or hunt Xenos on forgotten worlds with a crew of murderous psychopaths.  Nuff said.\n(I'll write a more detailed review later, but for now this should suffice.)", u'early_access': True, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'SockWulf', u'text': u"Absolutely loving this game so far. It scratches an itch that I've had since I was addicted to Freelancer. Tons of freedom, lost of clever, balanced mechanics going on under the hood, and a one-more-mission level of addictive gameplay that's incredibly stable at the time of writing. The devs are extremely active too - SO nice to see!\nI can see me going back to this time and again!", u'hours': 9.3, u'date': u'2017-11-17', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198064755250', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 1105, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Neekaneeks', u'hours': 32.8, u'products': 363, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'text': u"I love the puzzles. I love Mina. I'm seriously enjoying the heck out of the story. It's endearing the voice acting is pretty sweet which I usually find is a dealbreaker and end up muting when it's just US voices (I know, picky picky). This is definitely sneaking onto my best of 2017 games list now.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Time Fora Namechange', u'text': u"I have been looking forward to this game for a long time. I'm a fan of Food Wars (the anime) so this automatically had a strong appeal. I have to say, it's even better than I hoped! I really enjoy the mix of picking the right targets, fighting, bringing ingredients back to the kitchen, selecting the ones best fit for the theme, and then match-3-ish puzzling. Beautiful artwork, animation, and nice voice acting too!! The only thing I'm not enamoured with is the platform aspect (but that's because I really hate platform games). So far though, it's exactly the kind of game I've been craving for a long time!", u'hours': 9.1, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198000711505', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 240, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'BloodandSalt', u'text': u'I came in expecting Anime Fantasy cooking Sim. What I ended up getting was Iron Monster Hunter Chef and boy howdy.  This game will keep you on edge with trying to figure out the combos and will give the people who like traditional 2D combat games a run for your money.  10/10 Gay pastry guys writing mean messages on cookies.', u'hours': 7.3, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 13, u'user_id': u'76561198083681975', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 407, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'GameXploder', u'text': u"Oh no just don't. - 1/10\nIt's clear that none of the developers were not a child, an adult nor an old man.\nThe game do have a free edition, and if you want to unlock more events, you'll have to buy the full version.\nThere's no full version.\nWould live again - 1/10", u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-10-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 58, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Kailander16', u'text': u'died a virgin', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-10-14', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 16, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 18, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Lumoa', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 29, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-10-14', u'text': u'a very fun and interesting game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'hagglet71', u'text': u'Same issue as other users not being able to open files in camerabag photo. Exact same files open just fine in camerabag 2 from same location, file format, and name.\nHold off on purchase until bug is fixed.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-11-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198052578892', u'product_id': u'548760', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 57, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'iamgotharts', u'hours': 10.6, u'products': 186, u'product_id': u'548760', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-11-10', u'text': u'An honest review:\nToday I get an 80% off discount in my inbox for CameraBag photo since I bought camerabag 2. I Bought for $10.00!\nSuper awesome....So I compared the two softwares by opening both at the same time.\nFirst, Both opened and ran perfectly...no problems. No errors. perfection. Havent tried to open one photo in camera bag then export it to the other. Going to try this, will update if this works or not.\nFirst Camerabag photo has some of the basic features that came with camerabag 2. Once you get over that then you should be fine.  HOWEVER, This is why I love both... Camerabag photo has a better UI interface. everything is ORGANIZED BY CLICKABLE FOLDERS!  E.G Advance light, Film tone, etc and you can hide them when your not using it\nSecond: They have expanded more Options for creativity.  They have emulated film stocks and film techinques that are almost perfection. If your a film photographer that scans their work in and use programs like these to edit work This is great because ....you can achieve the same affects in a darkroom.... without going thru the trouble of a darkroom....\nThird The price is great for 39.99. I paid 10.00 but they give you so much. i feel like they should charge more. There are more options than the original.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'That just happened', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 2578, u'product_id': u'548760', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-11-03', u'text': u"Bought this now only because of extremely good discount: ~2,5 USD for me, not a bad deal.\nI didn't use previous version much, but I'll need some photo editing tools soon and this looks like a good tool to get beforehand.\nI can't comment on this software capabilities at the moment, but I'm writing this review only to let people know that lazy developer didn't even bother to fix annoying bug with pathing. Thumb down for that.\nI will update my review when time comes. :)", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Shield42', u'hours': 6.3, u'products': 44, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2015-08-23', u'text': u'I enjoyed the game. Easy to pick up.  Quick game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Foo Fighter', u'text': u"Would I recommend this game? Yes IF it was the actual board game.  Because you pay once and you can play everyday forever.  This digital version is great because it has most of the expansions included, easy to play BUT after a short period you have to start paying actual money to play - continually.  That's just plain stupid.  IF this game where a one time pay and you own it for life, like say 19.99 (which I think is fair) I'd buy it in a heart beat.  But this game ending up being a pay-to-play is really the only reason it's got a bad rap.  Do yourself a favor and try this digital version to see if you like the general overall play and game mechanics.  THEN when you run out of your gift coins...DELETE and buy the actual board game!!", u'hours': 12.8, u'date': u'2015-08-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198012000006', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 158, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'FSCBSoldat', u'text': u'Good. Like the board game. And free. Can usually find a match online.', u'hours': 2.9, u'date': u'2015-07-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197989998171', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 153, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'\u041c\u0430\u0433\u0438\u0441\u0442\u0435\u0440 \u0419\u043e\u0431\u0430', u'text': u'Totally sick. Underestimated masterpiece', u'hours': 110.5, u'date': u'2016-01-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198023941769', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 311, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'gabrielgarcezabreu', u'text': u'Awesome game, unless you don\xb4t like to read, let\xb4s make it clear from the start.\nIt\xb4s a game for you if you really like RPGs, and by that I mean, playing a role in an amazing story, with complex characters, motive, and storyline in general.\nDialog takes time, there\xb4s a lot to ask, and all NPCs have distinct personalities, opinions, and clues (except for those labeled with generic names, like soldier), and it really sets the dark mood of the inquisition times. Everyone is afraid of ending up a suspect of heresy, and they are all more then willing to spread rumors about their neighbours.\nIt\xb4s set in the middle ages, and you play as a menber of the holy inquisition (at least playing as a priest, there are 3 classes, priest, paladin and thief, so I assume they have different backgrounds), but in the game there\xb4s magic and monsters.\nThere are 6 different scholls of magic to choose from, and many skills. All of wich you can upgrade as you level up, along with your attributes. One of my favorite parts in an RPG is the character creation, and this game does a good job at that, you can see there\xb4s replayability in a game when you go through it wondering how it would be like playing a different class, and that sure happens here. For instance, everyone calls me father, and I get to paternalize everyone, or even offer to hear confessions, stuff like that. I wonder how is it like as a thief, it\xb4s bound to be very different, the dialogs at least, and that\xb4s the real core of the game, dialog. Imagine an awesome book, where you get to play as the main char, this is not actually labeled as a visual novel, but from a certain point of view it could be.\ncombat and graphics are simple, but that\xb4s not what matters in this game, would you judge a book by it\xb4s graphics?\nIt\xb4s a masterpiece.\nOne complain though, theres a nice soundtrack but it\xb4s sporadic, sometimes I\xb4m reading a dialog for 15 minutes and there\xb4s no background music playing at all, then it starts for a while, then stops again. what\xb4s up with that?', u'hours': 5.9, u'date': u'2016-01-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198036494887', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 489, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Qanto', u'text': u'This game looks fun to play but i cannot recommend it for it somehow combines MOUSE ACCELERATION with menu buttons that are the size of approximately 3 pixels.', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2016-01-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198027573850', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 180, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'DarkChaplain', u'hours': 7.7, u'products': 3254, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-08-15', u'text': u"This game.... This game. For one, it is pretty damn bad and the continuity is utter garbage. This trilogy is so full of plotholes, the authors should be proud of their failure, because this is top-class nonsense.\nBut now that I'm trying to force myself through this pile of junk again, it just won't stop crashing. It crashes, freezes, crashes again, progress lost left and right, and there are no proper fixes available anywhere. Even the mighty PCGamingWiki is clueless on how to resolve these problems!\nThe worst part about this is that I don't remember having even just comparably bad performance and crash problems years ago when this thing launched on PC. I played multiple chapters without incident, and now it just won't work no matter what, crashing even just when loading a freaking costume preview in the main menu, or slowly walking around in the starting room while the framerate jumps from 60 to 18 to 43 to 28 to 59 to 30 fps and all the way back and forth.\nWhat the hell happened, Square Enix, and why have you not lifted a finger to fix it?\nBottom line, a terrible game compounded by stability problems out the wazoo. Don't bloody bother.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Pakkidis', u'text': u'Rating: 6.5/10\nOverview: Turn Based RPG\nThe Good:\n+ Good graphics\n+ Combat remains the same as FF13 with one major addition. You still assign roles to characters and switch between them freely during battle. This time however you can also assign your characters to attack single or multiple enemies giving you more flexibility in how to approach the situation.\n+ This game solves a lot of issues from FF13. The game starts much faster and almost everything is unlocked right from the start. Each area is interesting and requires exploration.  Leveling your characters is also improved giving you greater flexibility and more choices in how you want to develop your stats.\n+ The main addition is the ability to capture monsters and include them in your party. Every monster has a specific role and can be upgraded by using items rewarded after battle. You can also \u2018infuse\u2019 monsters together combing different abilities to make some truly devasating monsters.\n+ Given the nature of the game, there are multiple endings you can discover after completing the main game\n+ Collecting \u2018fragments\u2019 allows you to unlock options for the game, such as \u2018fight more monster\u2019 \u2018collect more experience\u2019  etc.\n+ The DLC content allows you to fight high level battles for those looking for a challenge.\nThe Average:\n+/- Take the convoluted stories of a Final Fantasy game and add time travel and paradoxes. Despite the craziness of the story it surprisingly does a good job of holding the game together.  I also enjoyed the characters this time around.\n+/- Much easier than the previous game, I was able to complete almost all non boss battles without switching any roles\n+/- Many side quests are either fetch quests or kill a monster\n+/-  The game features a few different logic puzzles. I found them enjoyable and add a little variety to the gameplay. However, if you decide to collect all the fragments you must complete many of these types of puzzles and they start to get repetitive.\nThe Bad:\n- One of the worst PC ports and optimization I have played in a very long time, especially for a game of this calibre. Regardless of system specs, maintaining 60 fps is near impossible, often times going well below 30 fps. You can use 3rd party apps to help alleviate the issue but this will cause a bunch of other problems. Now, let\u2019s say you finally get stable framerates, you now have to deal with the crashes; crash after cutscenes, saving, battles, doesn\u2019t matter, the game will crash and it will crash a lot. Before playing it is HIGHLY recommended that you disable steam overlay and cloud saving to help reduce the amount of crashing.\n-Game lacks exclusive full screen option, must edit the windows registry to unlock option.\n- no sound volume controls\n- Heavy metal rock music during boss battles, it does not fit in with the overall theme of the game.\n- A character named Mog constantly saying Kupo!\nConclusion:\nDespite improving upon FF13 in almost every way its hard to recommend this game given its horrible performance and optimization issues especially during the first few hours of the game. This is one of my favorite JPRG\u2019s and I loved a lot of the additions they added but I can\u2019t recommend a game that gave me so many problems.', u'hours': 60.1, u'date': u'2017-08-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 1580, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'escaflow', u'text': u'Bad Port, waste of monney.... schusch... go buy something else.', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-08-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197974287924', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 131, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'AlexPuppy123', u'text': u"it's amazingly wierd would highly recommend", u'hours': 16.5, u'date': u'2017-12-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198047292917', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 127, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Stop Badgering me', u'hours': 18.0, u'products': 152, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-15', u'text': u'ok', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Luxuria', u'text': u'Funny as heck and I recommend it a hundred percent.', u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2017-12-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198315243312', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 18, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'schmell', u'text': u'+ easy gameplay\n+ story\n+ three different worlds (plus one bonus world)\n+ nice graphics\n+ music\n- gets repetitive\n- some achievements are really time consuming, which can be bad for someone (me) who wants them all', u'hours': 18.3, u'date': u'2017-01-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198276862716', u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 139, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Lewd Loli Ravioli', u'text': u'Uh, no.', u'hours': 6.6, u'date': u'2017-01-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198053644420', u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 453, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Naistemees', u'hours': 7.8, u'products': 363, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-01-08', u'text': u'THATS MY GAME :)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Biomassive', u'hours': 11.5, u'products': 1656, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2014-12-27', u'text': u'I genuinely enjoyed playing this game. Huge game mechanics difference compared with the first one, and its actually keep you more engaged, too.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Relatively Normal', u'text': u'A fun game that was full of laughs and enough plot to keep me well entertained. It is very pretty and can be enjoyed by kids or adults alike.\nRemember: Candy Corn has nothing to prove.', u'hours': 9.9, u'date': u'2014-12-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197971048418', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 229, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Euclidean', u'text': u"For anyone who enjoyed the first game this will be an excellent purchase. CQ2, like it's predecessor, is a short and easy game. But with good characters, a very charming world and setting and a combat setting that keeps you involved even in the enemies' turn, it is an experience I'd recommend for anyone looking to save Halloween.", u'hours': 7.8, u'date': u'2014-12-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198046636147', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 276, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Thomas Isaac Bush', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 37, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'text': u'A revolutionary Batman experience.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'Atreides', u'hours': 30.7, u'products': 1034, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'text': u'Im Batman!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'A. Nice-Guy', u'text': u"It's a Batman game that is fantastic at being a detective game.", u'hours': 18.2, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198053649856', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 283, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'-----------', u'text': u'Best game ever played thanks to Travi', u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2017-02-13', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 13, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Dicather', u'hours': 1.6, u'products': 64, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-02-01', u'text': u'\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 YEAH IT CAN INTO SPACE! 87/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'KraschPL', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 150, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-01-30', u'text': u'This is the dumbest game I have ever payed. I LOVE IT. 11/10 would\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665again.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'MyHeadsMT', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 619, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-04-29', u'text': u'really short', u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Luck Mostly', u'text': u'Lots of stuff based on timing. Some cool ideas, but overall feels a bit thin and incomplete like a student project.', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-04-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197986998279', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 323, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Hamster_Princess', u'hours': 25.9, u'products': 113, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-04-25', u'text': u'Back to Bed is a puzzler, but a special one. Art style is fantastic, music and sounds are good and playing this game offers a relaxing experience. If you want a creative and fun game and you like casual puzzlers, try it. I was not dissapointed.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Sythera_EU', u'text': u'It has potential but the single player mode needs more depth then just doing dna hunt shoot x zombies and finish. Its sad that the multiplayer part is pretty dead not found any game. as such i would recommend the game cause i cant do anything about the player base. would be cool if it gets some upgrades for single player stuff and maps that you could make use of all the tactical possibilities.', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-07-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197962807427', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 372, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'BadPapa', u'hours': 6.0, u'products': 39, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-07-21', u'text': u"I got Umrella Corps from the latest CAPCOM HumbleBundle (for about 1$) and i can't say that my experience with it was that pleasant :\nThe idea of the game quite intriguing, interesting approach but such a bad bad execution. There is no player base, clunky mechanics, zero story, repetitive and predictive missions and so much more.\nIn conclusion, if you like repetitive, clunky mediocre (at best) games this one is for you mate !", u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'SenaKami', u'text': u"there is no doubt about this shxt game is awful  in my gamelife ever  been played.\nhollow solo content,and multi game is awful,you can't see any other player.\ni think this is worst RE game.", u'hours': 43.4, u'date': u'2017-07-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198031440232', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 183, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Strayed Lynx', u'text': u'An outstanding fighting game with an all female cast inspired by the heroes from the "Romance of The Three Kingdoms" myth,to be more specific this game is actually the spinoff of a visual novel series inspired to that myth.\n-Great graphics,the HD character sprites,are some of the best looking ones i\'ve everseen and the beautiful visuals of the stages.\n-It runs smoothly even on low end rigs.\n-A nice story mode,although it\'s nothing like Blazblue or Persona 4 Arena.\n-Flawless controls.\n-Fast paced,balanced combat system,easy to learn and hard to master.\n-Plenty of playable characters and each one of them is a gorgeous waifu.\n-Good netcode.\n-A soundtrack with personality and a wide variety of tracks,you\'ll find something you like regardless of your musical tastes..', u'hours': 20.6, u'date': u'2016-10-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198160868511', u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 570, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'ThunderWing1777', u'text': u'Maybe not worth a full $40, but THIS GAME IS FABULOUS!!!!!!! I first found the Koihime Musou series from the anime and I really love the heck out of it, and when I foulnd out it was also an entire series of games I just about exploded. As far as I can tell this is the only fighting game in this series, and I can definitely say that for a fighting game based on a series of visual novels and an anime with not the beeest fighting scenes I\'ve seen before (still good fighting scenes though, but I kinda watched dragonball and bleach before I saw this so that comparison kinda ruined Koihime Mosou\'s action quality for me...) this actually is a VERY decent fighting game. Like, REALLY good!!\nI REALLY recommend you use a controller for this game if you are used to other fighting games typically played on consoles. The controls are very confusing at first, but like every other fighting game; when you learn it\'s systems your epik skillz will be found with the right character. Personally I main Kan\'u but that\'s just because she is my Koihime waifu. Just try every character and see who your good with. ( ...and maybe see who you like. That is also a plus to this entire game :3)\nThe fighting is fun, full of unique systems such as selecting a secondary character that joins you in battle to be "used" in the form of a power attack. Also perhaps most uniquely is that YOU CANNOT BLOCK ATTACKS; but instead you counter them with specific counter attacks. I havn\'t mastered counter attacks in this yet, but I know it\'s a thing. Also there are super/finisher moves that activates an awesome anime action cutscene when you do it and it\'s sooooo awesome.\nThe game has very good soundtrack, not quite what as in the series before but it\'s definitely fitting and gets you in the fast paced mood to pwn your apponent with the power of awesomeness.\nMy ONLY disappointments in this game is that most of the charecters from the series are not available, and there is SURPRISINGLY little to no nudity and profane action in a game that was based on both an adult visual novel and an ecchi anime.\nI would really love to see Ryubi, a character from the anime who has a very awesome magical sword and is one of the most important characters in the 3rd season and with this game being more based on the anime than the visual novels I am REALLY confused as to why Ryubi is not in the game. Also, the Nuban barbarians, who are tiny awesome cat girls would have made great secondary characters; as in the anime they had a giant transforming pet pig that was super destructive and I can totally see them just unleashing that at the other player as their special move, and they did\'nt get much time on screen in the series anyways so this would have been the perfect oppertunity to get more action of them.\nAnd with my other coplaint.......... SERIOSLY!!!!! WHY!!!!????? The anime series involved nudity and shameless dirty jokes left & right so WHY, WHY, WHY, WWHHYYY is this game specifically advertised with it\'s "clean visuals"? This was an adult visual novel and a mature series, and if this is a game based on both of those than WHY tone it down!? We have games like HunniePop on Steam now, and you make your Steam game from this series pg rated!? I am so confused and very sad about that. But if I kept complaining this review would make it seem worse than it actually is.\nIf you like the series it\'s from, get this game. If you like fighting games with something new to offer, get this game. If you are a weeb or an otaku GET THIS GAME NOW YOU NEED THIS IN YOUR LIFE!!! Over all I think this game is very over looked and a lot better than people give it credit for when they see it in the Steam marketplace and think it\'s "just another anime game". This is\'nt just another anime game, this is a decent arcade style fighter with 2 player local support, player vs AI, a "latter mode" / story mode for every character, and online support. If you think bad about this game because your not into anime, than please give this a try as the fighting game that it is, not "weeb bate money grab cancer" or whatever the heck people say about things they don\'t like nowadays. If you considor giving it a chance, then at least try it. I definitely recommend this game to anyone into anime, fighting games, or both.\n7/10, I have my complaints but that doesn\'t stop this game from being absolutely awesome!!!!!!!!!\nalso kan\'u is bae :3', u'hours': 8.9, u'date': u'2016-10-08', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198097040414', u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 26, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Pharticus Maximus', u'hours': 5.6, u'products': 2897, u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-10-08', u'text': u"This is a really nice Japanese arcade fighting game by Degica Games. The animation is pretty smooth and nice. Bright, nice graphics. The voices are all in Japanese. It has a nice original style to the fighting, nice combos for beginners and experts at fighting games. I don't know how well online works yet, just played some arcade mode for my first go at this game. So far though i can recommend it as a solid game for fighting game fans.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'mdudethegreat', u'text': u'nice', u'hours': 3.1, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198432946147', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 5, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'MagnetaSniper', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 13, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'Lag is real in this one.\nThey should add a better tutorial,\nand add some more realistic features.\nI wonder how the\nFNaF animations are made...\n(I got the skins BTW)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'Lalaloodee', u'text': u'Make weird animations today!', u'hours': 35.5, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 50, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'MisterHarrison64', u'text': u'I got paranoid af while reading this alone at night', u'hours': 10.1, u'date': u'2017-12-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198113836587', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 362, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'rise', u'hours': 21.1, u'products': 601, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-06', u'text': u'If you enjoy a good mystery, thriller, or story, get into Higurashi. After about 7 years since initially getting into it, nothing has been able to scratch the same itch Higurashi did.\nThe anime actually does it amazing justice, but nothing compares to the visual novel in depth.\nPlease trust me and just get it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Shashakiro', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 57, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'text': u"This review is for the VN as it is presented on Steam, without regard for patches that may require additional user effort to obtain.\nThe interface--or, really, lack of interface--is a severe blow to the readability of the story.  Every single other VN I have experienced (a total of seventeen, by my count) has as a core part of the interface a way for the reader to tell which character is speaking at any given time.  This VN lacks even this most rudimentary of features, which makes it a puzzle at best to figure out who is actually speaking any given line when multiple characters are present.  Given the dialogue-heavy nature of the story, in my view this is a truly crippling and inexcusable flaw.\nVoice-acting would likely alleviate this problem to some degree, but of course there is no voice-acting in the core product.  The result is, to be blunt, an incomprehensible mess, and I find I cannot bring myself to continue the story without an external patch to fix the problem--a patch which has, at least on the first two attempts, not actually worked at all.  That said, even if it does eventually work and I am able to experience and enjoy the resulting product, it is not the product I purchased on Steam, so this review stands regardless.\nIn the future, I will be sure to confirm the presence or absence of this feature before purchasing a VN.  Unfortunately, I didn't do my research before wasting my money, so all I can do at this point is help warn others away from doing the same.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'\u272aGeneralzzz\u272a', u'hours': 48.1, u'products': 45, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'nice story gameplay and multiplayer still ok', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Revy', u'hours': 42.4, u'products': 205, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'Too bad this game aint reality!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'SPEEDY', u'hours': 602.7, u'products': 33, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'Nice game :D', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'HnnghPffftHnngh', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 69, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'Best thing since sliced bread.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'Archaic', u'text': u'The Crimson Slasher and her cronies harrass and murder members of the proletariat class for their own amusement.', u'hours': 1031.1, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 281, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'FoCicleTh', u'text': u'Very good game for bullet hell player, the pattern are very beautiful (for me) and it not like other bullet hell game in total different the difficulty are really different when you in easy mode it dont feel anything and dont even try to dodge, but in the highest difficult (Lunatics) it very very hard to see the gaps to dodge', u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198126697771', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 188, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'jpcns1022', u'text': u'Very fun', u'hours': 7.1, u'date': u'2017-11-17', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198300275871', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 104, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'aoxer', u'hours': 111.4, u'products': 46, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-17', u'text': u"I bought this game having never heard of the developer or their other titles before. So far, I have been very impressed.\nTHE GOOD:\n- Incredible variety of customization options for both your ship, your captain, and your crew. Not just how they look, but all their gear, their traits, their talents, and more.\n- The game encourages a variety of playstyles and they all actually work:  I have restarted six times so far due to my own failures and have played as a bounty hunter, a merchant, a pirate, and a silver-tongued diplomat. You can mix and match roles and change your focus at any time, and your crew can be tailored to support your captain's weaknesses. There are many jobs I still have not gone deep with that I am looking forward to trying.\n- Very interesting relationship mechanics where you have to be introduced to contacts to receive missions, equipment, or favors from them. When you begin, you only have two or three contacts available, but by the time I failed my latest play-through, I had more than twenty and had barely scratched the surface of exploring the galaxy.\n- Challenge! As I've mentioned, I've failed six times for multiple reasons (usually because I get too greedy while in a sector of the galaxy where I have no allied stations/planets to land at). There is only Ironman mode with no saving, which keeps me from being the save-scumming baby I usually am and makes the game much more tense and amplifies mistakes. I have not felt frustration from these failures as restarting is not painful, but I have yet to invest many hours into a single playthrough, either.\n- The developer so far has been very active with addressing and fixing bugs. I submitted one through their forums and it was fixed the same night.\nTHE BAD:\n- The UI is currently clunky. I could not figure out how to move the map with my mouse for several hours, for instance. I expected moving the cursor to the edge of the screen would scroll it in that direction as is typical in 4X games, but it does not. I eventually figured out that you are meant to click and drag. Additionally, at some battle conclusion screens, I had details/options that ended off the edge of my screen and I expected scrollbars to appear so that I could access those. They did not and again it took me several hours before I realized you could click and drag there. The UI could do a better job of making it obvious how to navigate through it. The developer has made some very good strides here already, but more can be done.\n- Lack of a useful tutorial. When I was first dropped in the game, I had no idea what I was doing and I stil have only a basic understanding of some systems. The wiki is informative, but I would like to see more of this information in game.\nOVERALL:\nI've already played the hell out of this game and have zero regrets with buying it. If you like sandbox games, I cannot recommend this enough.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Horth', u'text': u'My early impressions are based upon a short amount of time playing (6 hrs) and watching about 10 hours of you tube videos on the game play.\nFrom my perspective, when you mix a variety of spaceships with manageable stats governed through upgradeable components, 30 or more characters with thier own stats, skills, talents, equipment and they level all served on a platter of procedurally generated systems within lots of quardrants, you have just created the recipe for a banquet of RPG game potential to rival all other games of the gendre.\nAdd in the difficulty settings, random events, a story line, missions, factions, galactic trading, and contacts/diplomancy and this banquet is now a cornucopia of potential.\nHowever, the game is seasoned with "Rogue-lite", which depending on your expectations might be too spicy or not spicy enough for your tastes.\nI was expecting primarily an RPG with Rogue-lite elements (limited save/load options, procedurally generated content, random RNG unfairness geared towards a quick and possibly unrecoverable setback); but, what I got instead was an experience that more closely resembled a Rogue-lite with many RPG elements geared towards a quick unrecoverable demise and forced restart as is common for Rogue-like games.\nUpon doing some further research, the game does not deviate from its design. It excels in sticking to its intent. Although, there are some UI refinements that would make gameplay for new players less confusing, I believe that I will be play this game for many hours and highly recommend it to those who are looking for an in depth Rogue-like game.\nI especially applaud the high level of developer interaction with the player community and thier desire to quickly squash any bugs and to tweak the game to make it a better gaming experience.', u'hours': 33.6, u'date': u'2017-11-17', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198039677203', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 143, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Spook', u'hours': 11.8, u'products': 133, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'text': u'Everything is good.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'[VA] Silverowl', u'text': u"TLDR: Monsterbashing, gem-matching, and fame-chasing protagonist follows her dreams. 9/10 would cook again.\nFound out about this game a while ago, but not quick enough to join the kickstarter. that said i have been an adamant follower of this game and the early release has gotten me super hyped, and, by the cooking gods, it ticks every box.\nWonderful artstyle, the handdrawn animations mixed with slightly faded backgrounds puts the focus where it should be.\nvoice acting is really good. ziggy might be a bit too quick, but thats minor. the combat is one of the smoothest i've experienced. this must be the only match-3 game that has really gripped me. i love everything so far.\nPlayed 3 hours up until this point and not put my controller down.\nwhat i would love for some end game content after the story would be some PvP. i mean.. its an arena skill based game, its basically made for 1v1 cook-offs. would love some sort of ranked system as well, to really get the compeditive juices flowing.\nbottom line, an absolute gem of a kickstarter game, and I wish the devs all the best in their future endeavours.", u'hours': 7.8, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198010666445', u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 194, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'RavangerGTS', u'text': u'Easily one of my favorite games this years. Food Wars + Hack N Slash combat 10/10', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 363, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Tragic Mushrooms', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 251, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-10-13', u'text': u'A fairly monotonous and heavy handed game. The whole thing is spelled out to you through character interactions without letting the player at all immerse themselves in the actual experience.\nAlso the choice system itself feels fairly rushed, why allow for choice when the choice itself is both so black and white AND without having any repercussions. If the game itself was actually supossed to simulate life make the choices matter.\nSeems like a more watered down, 3D version of Alter-Ego.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Daeva \u30af\u30e9\u30b9', u'text': u'I almost collect all of\n\nchoices scene.\nI\'m in love with the game style that the game tell you how the circle of life is.\nI just missed one scene that still be a mystery.\nThe music blend with the graphic - Made my melancholy heart feeling what\'s real happened in a scene where I belong.\nI had fun experiences in game,\n1. When I was being a\nand kicked a monster, the dead monster\'s body still aiming on me.\n2. In a scene being an old man when the instruction popped up and it\'s only said "\n" really confusing me \'caused the right button is pressing "\n"', u'hours': 2.3, u'date': u'2017-10-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 6, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 137, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'therelegate', u'text': u"stereotypes.. stereotypes everywhere..\nmy life isn't like this. like that, everyone's life has its difference.\nbut this has too much generalization. (like old man has health problem, adult's sweet dream is picking money..)\nI'm painful to see these..", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-10-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198407011877', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 28, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'ScarletInk \u2744\U0001f385\U0001f3fb\u26c4', u'hours': 2.1, u'products': 423, u'product_id': u'548760', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-11-02', u'text': u"Camerabag Photo is a slick and fast photo filter & processing app. Personally I like it and will still use it, but there are major issues why I would not necessarily recommend it.\n\U0001f480 PROBLEMS: \U0001f480\n-Transparent pixels are corrupted on import.\n-Product is unsupported basically. Official twitter and steam forums are silent, and negative reviews are accumulating on steam page. Hasn't been updated in a while despite issues.\n-Other users are suffering from a variety of problems, see other reviews.\nI want to believe that Nevercenter isn't here to grab cash and run, but they aren't doing a good job proving their dedication to providing quality products that work for their users.\n\u10da(\u0ca0\u76ca\u0ca0\u10da)", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Dominik II', u'text': u'There is a Bug, that you cant open pictures from an other drive than your C:/. Very poor.', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2016-11-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198034211249', u'product_id': u'548760', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 87, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Imba\u2122', u'text': u"Camerabag Photo Basically Camerabag 3.0.\nNice upgrade to what is one of the best kept secret apps around.  I have a full version of Adobe Creative Cloud and time and again I would reach for Camera Bag 2 vs Lightroom because it just so much quicker to use, with a much better GUI!\nCB 3.0 seems to have some real upgrades under the hood with far more options and presets than 2.0.  It works better with 21:9 Displays and ultra HD screens (seems to scale the UI better now).   And although it won't totally replace the need for stuff like Lightroom for pro' work, it is a very handy tool to have installed for fast results.\nSo for correcting scanned or digital photos or adjusting them for use online there really isn't anything free or paid to rival CB 3 for price or speed of use.  I got a discount as a CB2 owner to upgrade, so was a total no brainer for me! But even at full price vs the subs to pay for lightroom-PS per month it's worth thinking about or watching for a sale on steam.\nGreat for laptop use in while 'out and about' with very low hardware needs. Works great on Win 10 64 bit on a multiscreen ultra HD system no issue.\nKey New features:\nSpit Screen 'tabs' to load the original image (horzontically or vertically) and then see the changes you are making in realtime.  New hotkeys.  Colour grading wheels and bit of extra work on the Shadows adjustment side.  And loads of new Presets.  Plus you can now use your own images for picture borders or as a 'watermark' (Branding logo) with basic scale-anchor-opacity controls.\nTwo thumbs up from me.", u'hours': 2.9, u'date': u'2016-11-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197968843616', u'product_id': u'548760', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 651, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Marador', u'text': u'The game is fantastic, so adictive but its a pay to play game, I would pay 30 euros for it one time, but not 5 euros and 5 euros and 5 euros,  pay once not endless!!!!!!.', u'hours': 6.8, u'date': u'2015-06-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197988017926', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 138, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'BootYourFace', u'text': u"So, I own Commands and Colors: Napoleonics. This is pretty much the same system. I tried the Pegasus Bridge scenario 10 times as the allies and was soundly beaten by the AI each time. I'm not that terrible at Commands and Colors, and in the scenario the Germans only have a 2 card start. I strongly feel that the luck is skewed in the favour of the the AI. I haven't bothered to try any Humans.\nThere is a positive though. This demo has saved me money, since I was planning on picking up the board game version of Memoir '44. Thanks for that!", u'hours': 8.6, u'date': u'2015-05-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 152, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'sampesch', u'text': u"I highly recommend this game to any fans of Memoir '44 or anyone who is new to the game. I know that sometimes it is hard to find a real opponent and this game offers you just that. You can play a battle in a fraction of the time it takes to play a real battle and is just as fun. Though I wish they would offer scenarios from the Equipment pack and Terrain Pack, it still offers battles from all fronts and the ability to create your own maps. All in all, it is a great way to play Memoir '44.", u'hours': 14.1, u'date': u'2015-05-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198105382579', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 21, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'4th', u'hours': 4.5, u'products': 1200, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-01-20', u'text': u"This game supposedly took 10 years to make and it shows, firstly by how dated the graphics are. If you can't stand older graphics then stop right here and find another game. Another way it shows the 10 years, though, is by how much sheer content the game has in it. The dialogue in this game is almost exhaustive. So much to learn from almost every NPC in every town, all of it well written I should add. The combat is what you're expecting, simple, not too complicated. The music is great and thematic whilst the sound effects are mostly okay but can be offputting (women moan when you speak to them.) Overall I recommend this game to people who enjoy reading and being immersed in a game's world. This truly feels like a living world and if you decide to embark on this journey, make sure you have a lot of time on your hands and a willingness to take things slow.\nTL;DR Version:\nGraphics - 3/10\nGameplay - 8/10\nAudio - 4/10\nReplayability - 7/10\nStory - 10/10\nPolish - 9/10\nOverall - 7/10", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Mythbrother', u'text': u"Boring combat ruined the game. I'm curious about the story, but can't bring myself to play this game more than 20 minutes.", u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2016-01-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198016585567', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 116, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Superkamakazi', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 164, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-12-27', u'text': u'So far for me this is a control + alt + delete simulator, i cant get it to run, every time i open the game it remains black and covers half my screen so i have to ninja the task manager with arrow keys and the delete button because it even manages to block that. 10/10 would play but cant.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'HiddenSunrise', u'text': u"I played this game on PS3 and liked it a lot. It has a great story, an addictive and open ended battle system, side missions, high scale bosses and likable caracters. All of this, on top of the fact that the game is absolutley gorgeous. And after coming back and playing it even for a short time, I realize this game is still incredible. But, as you have probably seen from others, this port is an aboslute disaster. It is another fanstastic game that suffers from a lazy port that is never fixed. There are ways to make it run ever so slightly better, but these fixes do not fix all of the problems and don't work for everyone. I have 4.6 hours in the game as of now, but about half of that has been spent playing areas over again due to crashes. If the planets align and Square decides to fix this port, then by all means pick it up. But as of right now, just get it on ps3 or 360.", u'hours': 6.7, u'date': u'2017-08-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198202670083', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 136, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Grumpy Fawkes', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 260, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-08-12', u'text': u'Fantastic Game, Great story, Great Gameplay.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Hyperdimension Completionist', u'text': u"DON'T BUY THIS GAME. Not because the game is bad, because the optimisation for the pc port is god awful. Complete waste of time and money as the game constantly crashes and bugs out almost every second. I would recommend it if Square would actually put work into their pc ports but the chances of this games port getting fixed is long gone. AVOID THIS GAME COMPLETELY! IF THIS GAME WERE FOOD EVEN GORDON RAMSAY WOULDN'T SERVE THIS \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ING\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665", u'hours': 5.9, u'date': u'2017-08-11', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 983, u'page': 10}
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{u'username': u'air6ornepig', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 73, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-30', u'text': u'Nothing wrong with the gameplay itself, but the Disney-esque cartoon style really clashes with all the blood you spill. Completely ruins the immersion for me.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'CaramK', u'hours': 20.5, u'products': 58, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-30', u'text': u"I didn't expect this game to move at such a slow, delibarate pace- maybe that's why I'm having a hard time deciding whether I like it as much as I think I do.\nFrom a gameplay point of view, it is, as I have come to expect from the Kleis, an elegant, gameplay-focused construction that hides many replays under what appears to be a simple, side-scrolling interface. The levels, though complex, are balanced puzzles that offer a number of ways to navigate them without losing your sense of direction. The variety of items and ninja-gear also give you a number of approaches to almost any given situation. The styles of play increase as you open up the game, offering options ranging from the stealthy to the abbatoir.\nEvery situation in the game becomes a puzzle, a series of decisions made depending on immediate circumstance and its current requirements- which is a lot of fun to work through. And I love that the game does not dictate a single, best approach to a situation, but is constructed in a way that offers at least two solutions to any encounter- combat or stealth, if not a few others. And there are very satisfying mechanics at play here- I won't describe them, as, once again, they are a lot of (sadistic) fun to discover for yourself. The interface does make sure that, with a bit of attention and care, you are aware of most of what is going on around you at all times, without feeling overloaded. The control scheme, though it does take a minute to get used to, becomes very intutive after the first couple of hours.\nIn itself, this should be enough to reccomend this game to most people who enjoy a cerebral game that asks a few intersting, overarching questions and presents them in a way that does not offer up ready answers. And the animation style is something to behold- a lot of thought went into representing the Ninja and his opponents onscreen.\nSo the reason I am finding it difficult to say that I liked this game, even though all of the above point to something I would enjoy, is that it did not conform with my expectations of what a ninja game should be?\nI suppose I'll have to enjoy it for what it is- a very well-made and well-thought out stealth game that hides a lot of complexity- artistic and ludic- beneath a simple surface.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Tails41347', u'hours': 6.3, u'products': 177, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-12-29', u'text': u'This game is the wors... na, It\'s a winning! I love it! It feels like as I should watch the movie "The Secret Of Nimh" again!\nThe character is so cute and the animations are wonderful! It\'s rare to find games where their ears and tail has a little wiggle physics to it too.\nI used too search a lot for anthropomorphic animal based games, and this must be one of the best so far!\nHave you though about to give the characters some voice and some cutsceens? That would be amazing!\nI see you have been working a lot with this game, many years has past and you have been doing an amazing job! I looking forward to the full release for this game, it looks soo promising!', u'early_access': True, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Fractusman', u'text': u"The gameplay is spot on. The environment lacks a lot of visual cues that we are used to in FPS games - which is a good thing! There's no real clue outside of the minimal UI when something is interactive or not, which I enjoy. The stealth system is great, the animations and character designs are wonderful. I suck at giving comprehensive reviews, but this game is a gem. Like NIMH, Mice and Mystics, Redwall? Get it now.", u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2016-12-29', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197969423041', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 133, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Legosaur', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 382, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-12-27', u'text': u'of you like mouseguard, redwall or secret of nimh and nimh series get this ASAP. while it has some bugs this game needs to get released. gorgeous. runs smooth on not top of the line processor.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'RadPanda', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 123, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-06', u'text': u'Developers need to suspend the game for a month.\nDo some tweaks.\nRe-release the game.\nSuddenly its a "new game" on steam.\nSuddenly new players.\nEveryone who bailed on Overwatch and ect when this game out will actually try it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'Mark Nutt', u'text': u"Cool game, But if anything isn't worth the price", u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2017-12-06', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 1, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 192, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'Goonray', u'text': u'Played the game on my friends account for a few hours.  Idk what it is about this game but nothing seems to just feel right?  Idk if its the weapons or the movements but something just seems off.  Plus the wait times for games are terrible.  Community is pretty much dude.  So no I cant recommend this game but it was a nice effort into the genre.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-12-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 137, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'Ryuzaki882', u'text': u'It has the charm of those old point-and-click adventure games had, so I really did want to enjoy this game. But I felt that it was overly confusing. The items you combine together often make little to no sense, and there\'s not much of any clues that you\'re supposed to do that with them. And most of the items you pick up each level don\'t do anything and have no purpose other than to confuse you further, thinking you\'re supposed to do something with them at some point. I was finding myself enjoying the quirky storeline, but the fun feel I got from it slowly (and sadly) disintegrated as I got more and more impatient with what I as supposed to even do. To get through the first level, I eventually looked up a walkthrough, expecting to say to myself what usually comes from viewing a walkthrough, "Wow, I wonder why I didn\'t think of that!", but after viewing the walkthrough for the first level, I said the same phrase to myself... but this time with sarcasm implemented within. Even then, it made no sense, at least not to me. Of course, this is a game where things aren\'t really supposed to make sense anyway, but I feel that should only apply to the story and the world around you, not the gameplay mechanics that allow you to move foward through them.', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198069252660', u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 0, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 78, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'This username already exists', u'text': u'It was fine. But I needed tutorial for every steps.\nI enjoyed it anyway.', u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198146108827', u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 1, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 41, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'HolidayChicken44', u'text': u'why did i put my cash in this game', u'hours': 2.7, u'date': u'2017-12-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198208954881', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 15, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'StarToLeft', u'hours': 4.1, u'products': 37, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-14', u'text': u'Counter-Strike: Global Offensive is a lobby-based tactical shooter developed by Valve Corporation. Players join either the Terrorist or Counter-Terrorist team and complete objectives to win the match. CS:GO\u2019s most well-known game mode sees Counter-Terrorists fighting to stop Terrorists from planting a bomb at a designated sight by eliminating them or defusing the explosive. At the start of each round, players purchase weapons using money earned from previous rounds. CS:GO\u2019s community has developed an abundance of custom maps and game modes that expand or reinvent default gameplay. A huge assortment of in-game weapon cosmetics can be acquired by playing the game to distinguish yourself from other players.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Alex', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 85, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-13', u'text': u'Horrible', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'FatBlock', u'hours': 12.2, u'products': 125, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-01-06', u'text': u'Mediocre turn based RPG game like Dongeons of Dredmor for 3-6 hours.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'evapunk4', u'hours': 24.5, u'products': 67, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2014-12-14', u'text': u'It was fun, tho it had some minor graphic bugs.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Fallon', u'text': u'Great!', u'hours': 7.1, u'date': u'2014-12-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198049314743', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 107, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Fogg', u'hours': 12.6, u'products': 459, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2014-12-08', u'text': u"8/10 \u2013 Much more challenging than the first, but I wasn't as investing in the story. If Time Travel is introduced in a TV show you've typically run out of ideas...\nI did the \u201cHardcorn\u201d achievement on my first playthrough, and it certainly added a welcome challenge compared to the first. Much of the charm is still there, and the changes made to the gameplay were intelligent. Persistent health between fights only served to artificially extend game time as a restorative save point was always nearby.\nHighly recommended, but I'd wait for a sale.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'chronosvy', u'hours': 25.7, u'products': 67, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'text': u"First Batman game for me and it was a great experience. The fighting movement is great although kinda have hard time when beat the challenge mode. The story is decent, the featured villains is not many but I think it's enough given the area of Asylum isnt' too big. Enjoying all the lore about villains through the Riddler's riddle and other collectibles.Totally recommend it!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'Patros', u'text': u'Almost as good as Kebab Space Program.', u'hours': 7.8, u'date': u'2017-01-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 531, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'The Scissors you run with', u'text': u'Memes aside, this game is a well done adaptaion of the upgradable rocketship type game. The controls are very smooth and it almost males you want Poland to have its own space program. Also, SCREW OFF ROMANIA!', u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2017-01-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198128185368', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 55, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'\u2600 Sun Child \u2600', u'hours': 2.7, u'products': 14, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-01-22', u'text': u'Great game yes polen can into space', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'john_ergine', u'text': u'There\u2019s something nice about the atmosphere of the game. But the gameplay gets dull fast.', u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2017-04-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198087313362', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 311, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Hairdresser', u'hours': 5.4, u'products': 102, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-07-21', u'text': u"This game is so bad that words can't describe this .", u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Karnefice', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 45, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-07-20', u'text': u'well that was bad.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Kanga', u'text': u'0.4 hours too long.', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-07-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 8, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 134, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'ProjektOkami', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 417, u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-09-04', u'text': u'do people still play this online?', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Julian', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 1176, u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-07-18', u'text': u"I played the game some time now and I can't overcome the animation... it's stiff and automaton like for almost all characters  apart from Gakushin or Shuta. The others look like dolls or actionfigures played by invisible hands. It simply puts me off greatly... for the same reason 3D animation often ruins the immersion in many animes... the movement looks unnatural with limbs being stiff as wood in unnatural positions while the rest of the body moves.\nI don't get it 3D animation can look good and natural but only a small portion of games and Anime pulled that off.\nAlso I want to stat that this is not a bad game! I just can't stop looking at the animations and see invisible kids play with actionfigures.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Ryan Silberman', u'text': u'(Reuploaded due to the people behind Valcarta: Rise of the Demon going through my profile and dislike-bombing my reviews)\nYou know, it\u2019s not easy to find an actually bad fighting game; sure, Street Fighter V sticks out like a sore thumb due to its massive mismanagement and being left unfinished, but the common modern fighter always has a well-executed formula. Koihime Enbu joined the fighting game frenzy on Steam last month, but here I am, delivering a review for this site at long last. Better late than never, right?\n-Graphics-\nYep, this game is incredibly flashy and fast-paced \u2013 Just how I like how my fighters! In fact, it\u2019s pretty darn lush and vibrant, filled to the brim with detailed backgrounds and fluid anime-esque animation. However, as much as I adore this exquisitely clean look, I do wish there were options regarding graphics settings. The game can reach the ideal 60 frames per second framerate, but when I tried it on my computer in Full-Screen mode, the game suffered from slowdown. This was rectified when I resized the game window to something smaller, but I wish I didn\u2019t have to do that.\n-Audio-\nAudibly, this game makes sure that you\u2019re pumped up! It has a high-quality soundtrack that makes me think of the days of early PC games, where there\u2019s an emphasis on making the OST as suited to a CD as possible. And of course, the sound effects make landing hits satisfying as always, and the voice clips for the game\u2019s all-female cast can range from fittingly anime-like to a tad unnerving.\n-Story-\nProbably the weakest aspect of the game, the premise is considerably by-the-numbers. There\u2019s a fighting tournament going on, and the gals all want in on the prize. Sound familiar? To every fighting game fan ever, it probably does, although the game at least tries to keep character dialogue kind of entertaining, even if it is just text. Still, it would have been great if that premise was completely different, especially considering this game is a spin-off of a visual novel series. Even I feel like it\u2019s been used too much.\n-Gameplay-\nBut who needs story when this is a game about anime girls beating the crap out of each other? With fighting moves so appropriately over-the-top there isn\u2019t really a need, Koihime Enbu does the genre justice with its ability to provide a fun and quickly paced brawler.\nThe controls are the kind that can provide beginners with something to work with, but indicate that the player should master the mechanics in order to, of course, be fairly rad at the game. It isn\u2019t necessarily hard to figure out what buttons do what kinds of attacks, but the challenge is figuring out how to use them properly in any given situation during the battle in order to avoid getting wrecked.\nI commend this because I certainly wouldn\u2019t want to plow through a game super easily (although button-mashers can possibly have that sort of luck I guess?); I want to be able to learn its ways and conquer my opponents with attacks I knowingly used, and I have no doubt that\u2019s exactly what the game wants players to do as well, and when you do figure out how to play more and more, you get progressively better and further appreciate the game\u2019s design.\nThe game also has a reasonable amount of game modes to work with. There is an Arcade mode, where you work your way to the top fighting opponent after opponent, a Scenario mode where it\u2019s kind of the same except with a story emphasis, and Online and Local multiplayer Vs. modes, which is ideal for any modern fighting game. The AI opponents aren\u2019t as easy as I thought they would be, but the challenge is indeed fair. Besides, there is at least a difficulty setting to adjust in Arcade mode.\n-Verdict-\nIt all adds up to a great addition in the Steam library, especially for fighting game fans out there. $39.99 is probably rather on the steep side of things, but if over a million people are willing to purchase a $59.99 unfinished mismanaged mess, I guess Koihime Enbu isn\u2019t in too bad of a position anyway. Should you look past that price (and some minor things in-game), however, you\u2019ll find yourself with a gem in all its Japanese glory.', u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2016-07-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198044494288', u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 8, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 122, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'MeanBeanMachine', u'hours': 2.1, u'products': 22, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'A rather stellar software for animation! I absolutely love how basic the software is. An amazing animation software for beginners! Would absolutely recommend!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'Wooky', u'text': u'So long compared to the anime~', u'hours': 45.0, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198004751283', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 179, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Kanon', u'hours': 25.3, u'products': 70, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u'A great VN', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Brandon D Gentlebear', u'hours': 28.7, u'products': 101, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u"Okay so here's my reason this game should win and even if it doesn't there will always be next year but anyways here goes hundreds maybe even thousands of people play this game and even myself played it and I think I even liked how the story plays out and lastly I've seen the anime version of this game also & it was pretty rad and awesome that I want to play more so again this is my reason why this game should win if not there's always next year & if not next year then maybe the year after", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'\u272a offsent / Gamdom.com', u'hours': 32.6, u'products': 27, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'Good game\nBUT\nLOADING  SCREENS ARE LONG AND F****** ANNOYING\nWHEN YOU START THE GAME AND YOUR LOW LEVELEVERYBODY KICKS YOU WHEN YOU JOIN HEISTS OR JOBS\nWHEN YOURSELF YOUR IN A FULL SESSION AND YOU CREATE HEIST NOBODY F****** JOINS\nEVERYTHING IS FREAKIN EXPENSIVE AND YOUR ALWAYS POOR\nEVERYTHING \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 BUGS YOUR STUCK IN SCREENS ETC\nI USUALLY ALWAYS RECOMMEND GAMES BUT THIS ONE IS SO ANNOYINNNNNNNNNNNNNG', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Maxxam', u'hours': 9.6, u'products': 41, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u"The very first moment I played Online, I instantly got ran over by someone's car and they exploded.\nFun with friends too.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Earth', u'text': u'GTA5-game that everyone should have forgotten in 2015, but somehow unknown in this pasty regret of consoles are played and donaty even now.\nThe first sin of this game is that it was created for toxic schoolchildren, because all the tasks to kill someone, beat, steal, undermine and so on.\nThe second sin of this game is that it does not evolve as there were bugs with consoles on consoles in 2014 so they stayed in 2018, eventually you passed the mission, you were paid 100,000 then someone killed you and you lost everything, and at the bottom you wrote "failed to make cloud preservation."\nAnd the third and most important sin is graphics, I have GTX 1050 TI + Rysen 7 and can you please tell me why I everywhere have soap and smoothing on the maximum graphics settings, no penumbraes, no anisotropy, no post-proceesing antialiasing, but in watch dogs the worst graphics, you know that if you compare the schedule of GTA 5 and WATCH DOGS then GTA will lose.\nResult: GTA 5 eructation console console gaming ported to the PC to weld on those who do not have a console, 10/10 and a witcher from the world of "third-person shooters"', u'hours': 15.2, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198171665143', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 93, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'936854586', u'text': u'Good game! Waiting for multy-language support and steam cards.', u'hours': 18.8, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 148, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'Sumireko Usami', u'hours': 2.0, u'products': 179, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u"Touhou it's finally on Steam", u'early_access': False, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'Useless Kitsune', u'text': u'Yes!  I can finally give some beer money to Zun.', u'hours': 11.8, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 79, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 140, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'Vostok', u'text': u"It's got a steep learning curve but is super rewarding. The devs are incredibly responsive, often answering questions within minutes, and they genuinely listen to and act on feedback. There is a huge amount of customization between your starting setup, character, crew, ship, jobs, and abilities. Once you understand how things work it has deep strategy and is quite rewarding.\nSomething to note, at the time of this review the in-game tutorials are severely lacking. You will get some basic concepts but even things such as character creation can be confusing at first, and many advanced concepts are only learned through trial and error. Fortunately the devs and community answer questions super fast, and there is a good wiki available.\nIf you like mega strategy and uber customization, I would highly recommend this game.", u'hours': 36.3, u'date': u'2017-11-17', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197964522341', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 164, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'i4everNsane', u'hours': 40.2, u'products': 21, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-17', u'text': u"TL;DR : Game is highly recommended for those who like a great deal of freedom in their games (Skyrim, Mass Effect, ect) and like turned based combat with a mix of Dungeons and Dragons in space feel to it. Devs and community are quick to respond and willing to give advise and information if you need help.\nI found this game while trying to fill the void by all the lackluster AAA games these past few years. This game exceeded my expectations and it is STILL growing. The early access feels solid as is and more customization options are on the way. The story is interesting, but if you prefer to go off the rails by seeking out your own adventures, the game will not hound you about the main quest. My favorite part is the freedom given. I can assign talents and jobs, assign stats to my commander, and decide my playstyle without any henderance.\nI will say the only negative that I have with this game is that the learning curve is a bit steep. I am completely new to this Developer's games so I did not have much to guide me. However, by joining the Discord chat for the game, I met the devs and several veterans who have helped guide me. Also, I had a bug. Within an hour of reporting said bug, the Devs fixed my save file. They have single handedly renewed my faith in the Game Developer community.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'onionbro', u'text': u"-An extremely solid Early Access title. There is already a huge amount of content and depth here.\n-Most bugs are pretty minor and actively being fixed every day. You can put serious playtime in this already and it's very addictive.\n-Much more than just a trading game. It's a giant living sandbox with both free-form missions and a narrative story (if you prefer) You can play for hours and hours without ever buying anything in a market if that's what you prefer.\n-There are many different playstyles and you have complete control of how you want to customize your class. You can multi-class and create your own hybrid classes. This gives the game a huge amount of depth as all the different combinations are fun and interesting.\n-The world feels alive and expansive due to the great faction and contacts system. There are interesting characters spread all over the galaxy and you can get missions from just about all of them.\n-Both ship-to-ship space combat and man-to-man land combat systems. Turn-based for maximum strategy / tactics.\n-Ship-to-ship in-space boarding.\n-A huge variety of mission types with more on the way.\n-Very nice artwork and overall UI appearence.\n-Nice music.\n-Great character appearence customization with more options on the way.\n-A really nice selection of playable and upgradable ships with more on the way.\n-Last but certainly not least, the Trese Bros. are extremely active and responsive to community feedback and bug reporting. They push out patches and nice little updates constantly and thier track record shows that they continue to update thier games for years after release. You will not ever have to worry about this game being unfinished and abandoned. They are without a doubt among the most active developers on Steam.", u'hours': 31.3, u'date': u'2017-11-17', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198080903882', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 87, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Terigen', u'text': u"There's nothing more satisfying than: fighting funny furry creatures, getting a 10 hit combo on a fire breathing dragon, and match 3 racing against the clock to be a master chef.", u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 151, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Valore', u'hours': 23.0, u'products': 738, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'text': u"Entertaining fighting/puzzle game. You go out to a small area where monsters and plants are, fight them using basic combos, and gather ingredients from them. You then use these ingredients to make dishes to satisfy a panel of judges, who each have specific tastes, and will require to use certain ingredients. Definitely a unique game worth a try, especially if you're a puzzle fan.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'EELectric Productions', u'text': u"In a world where 30-40 new Steam game come out everyday, and most of these are either asset flips, zombie games or the same game re-skinned and renamed, it's more than a little refreshing to have a genuinely new and original title! While this probably will remind some of Food Wars or a similar anime, the presentation is fresh enough  to really stand on it's own merit. (Video Version of Review)\nThe game is simple in it's parts:\n-Overworld Map\n-6 Chapters\n-Interactive Towns\n-Side Scrolling Combat\n-Ingredients and Gear Collection\n-Tile Matching Cooking System\n-Graded Cooking Duels\n-Charming Story and Character Interactions\n-Hybrid Anime Art Style\nThese components mix together as beautifully as you'll hope your first dish in the game turns out. The funny thing here is that most game want you to be invested in your character, but rarely does that ever happen for me. However, Mina is such a likable and relatable character that I found myself instantly drawn to her and her quest to become a chef extraordinary. The combat, while simple, is fun, fast, and varied, the cooking is simple in concept and execution, but ramps up nicely as more specific ingredients and compositions are required. There is also a daily challenge mode, as well as a cooking mode, and combat mode; all of which give nice distractions from the main quest line. Make no mistake this is an RPG at it's core, so if reading and character focus are a turn off for you then you may want to hold off on purchasing. At the end of the day this is a title that has been exquisitely crafted and will offer and engaging story matched by awesome gameplay.", u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 6, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 736, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'BlueKasai', u'text': u"Amazing, and fun game. I have the most hours on this game, and it has a god community! Also it's free!", u'hours': 18.8, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198410038551', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 7, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'yung zartengaun', u'text': u'cancer in a nutshell', u'hours': 12.3, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198055060230', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 34, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Yahia', u'hours': 46.4, u'products': 1, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'nice game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'\u0e38', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 459, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-10-12', u'text': u'life is judge by  Norman nor beast. please.....dream on', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Loki', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 45, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-10-11', u'text': u'Cool game, you should try it out !', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Gir3000', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 56, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-10-10', u'text': u'The game has a pretty good concept to it and i played a bit its long but its a good game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'joaquindlopez', u'text': u"It's really bad.", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-10-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198277338496', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 20, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Taylor Swiftmasz', u'hours': 1.6, u'products': 1777, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-09-06', u'text': u"A nice little kiddie-themed puzzle game where you draw whatever you wish with the intention of guiding a red ball to the star placed about randomly in the map.\nAfter having remote crashes on my previous gaming laptop, I tried it again on my newly built tower and the crashing subsided. I was able to play it but I'm not creative enough to figure out unique ways to get the ball to the star so I end up drawing random polygons and poking the ball until it does what I want it to do. I feel as if you need to have creativity that's out of this world and spectacular problem solving skills in order for this game to reach it's full potential.\nWhatever the case may be, the shoe definitely does not fit in terms of pricing. If you are one of the 'puzzle gurus' on steam then you might like this title but I suggest buying it when it's on sale.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Gh0stw4r', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 1352, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-07-26', u'text': u"Provides a crayola canvas where whatever you draw comes to life. You essentially manipulate a ball using your creations and try to hit stars. It's actually pretty ingenious. An open playground means there's no right or wrong solution and leaves a lot to your imagination.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Kuolema', u'text': u'I felt young again', u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2016-07-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198054387451', u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 701, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'ChronicMirth', u'text': u"As a graphic designer I am always looking for aesthetics of times gone by. Visually I loved the combined pixel/vector aesthetic that Eric has brought into this game. There is a setting where you can change the games visuals to a more updated aesthetic. But what I like about Another World is it's short length and unwavering difficulty. Through trial and error Another World delivers a quick throwback to a time when games didn't hold you hand.", u'hours': 5.1, u'date': u'2016-03-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198109201911', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 134, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Rogell', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 1229, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-03-05', u'text': u'Classic game that should never be forget. Nice work with the graphic remake. Hope it can get a reboot like Flashback did get. 9/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'MooDefy', u'text': u'Nostalgia. Feels like I am 10 again when playing this game!', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2016-02-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 306, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Spartacus', u'hours': 62.1, u'products': 341, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-06-26', u'text': u"If you like digital board games, I have to say this is a must-play! I think I bought it as part of a bundle of games, but it is definitely worth the price. Easy to learn, difficult to master, this casual appearing game can get competitive pretty quickly when everyone knows what they're doing.\nAlso I'm happy to report that the multplayer is still very active, always my biggest concern in these games.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Dr St3iner', u'text': u'One of the best buys on steam for those who enjoy strategy board games', u'hours': 44.7, u'date': u'2017-06-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198020911814', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 171, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Isotopesam', u'text': u'Played my first multiplayer game and won it after a long fight. Thoroughly enjoyed the victory. Even though the board looks complex, the tutorial makes it easy for you to get into the game. There  is a bit of strategy involved, which you will slowly pick up as you play the game. The is an RNG for for the cards you get and the human opponents will make the game challenging. Worth the buy!!', u'hours': 25.9, u'date': u'2017-06-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197980892571', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 100, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Luhz', u'text': u"I have one major problem with this game: it is not color-blind friendly.\nThe game itself is made well enough and the battle system is interesting and engaging.\nBut I can't tell some of the unit colors apart, meaning a game based on matching like-colors together is impossible to manage.\nBecause of this I recommend the game generally, but I am also unable to really play it myself.", u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2016-05-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198030640270', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 199, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'BrandeX', u'hours': 7.3, u'products': 2605, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-05-18', u'text': u'Great game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'guapogringo101', u'text': u"Quite a fun game. Strategy seems really simple at first, but becomes more interesting as you go.\nI've never played PvP but the 1P campaign is worth recommending alone.\n8.5/10", u'hours': 46.3, u'date': u'2016-05-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198069358444', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 333, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'HammeredToast', u'hours': 2.1, u'products': 159, u'product_id': u'548760', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-11-01', u'text': u'I\'m a pro photographer and videographer, and most of my work revolves around things that typically happen in big indoor or outdoor venues. I say "pro" in that I\'m paid. I am obviously not the best in this business, even by a long-shot. Take my opinions with a grain of salt.\nI subscribe to the Adobe Creative Suite. It\'s essential for me, even though, for the most part, I just take the images. I rarely ever get stuck in post, though sometimes I wish I would. Unfortunately, that just isn\'t our workflow. I\'m just a guy taking pretty\'ish pictures.\nI don\'t like Lightroom. I find it to be poorly laid out and in general, it\'s workflow just doesn\'t work out for me. Everyone else likes it and loves it, but with Adobe CC, I adore Bridge and Photoshop. I augment that package with quick colour edits, correction and grading, in Camerabag 2.\nCB2 has served me well since it was released. It\'s quick, snappy, and intuitive, and everything is a mask, so it\'s easy to deal with. If I had problems to pick with it, it\'d be that it hadn\'t really been updated in sometime. To that regard, Camerabag Photo has been released, and while it shares a lot of the GUI of CB2, it helps it along by feeling even more snappy on lesser hardware, like my recently purchased Zenbook with 8Gb of RAM and an i5 proc. Further, CBP has arranged things in a way that makes just a bit more sense, as well as dealt with some issues of smaller, high-density pixel monitors. For instance, scaling of fonts and UI was an issue when I still owned a Surface Pro 3.\nCBP and CB2 seem adequtly priced for what they are, but honestly, if it wasn\'t for the deep discount I got 4 years ago, I wouldn\'t have purchased CB2. If it wasn\'t for my steep Steam Card discount for already owning CB2, I wouldn\'t have purchased the license for CBP. That being said, if you want to avoid big branded Adobe products or if you get these things on sale, they are good, solid applications. I truly enjoy them. Just remember that if it wasn\'t for the discounts, they are non-essential purchases for a photographer.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'arnaros34', u'text': u'I own the board game and all expansion and i love it,  this is really good pc version of the boardgame, and i would pay 35$ to buy this game and play it,  but free to play first 15 games free and then pay 5 dollars for another 20 games or so and another 5 dollars another 20 games, come on its bad thing to do, allow my just go pay once 35 dollars so i can own this game, but this method of selling is shithorse.       I love the game but the selling  method of this game is ripoff please change this and i will gladly buy the game instead.  Pay once not endless.', u'hours': 12.1, u'date': u'2015-04-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198002157313', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 189, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'kaay', u'text': u'This is a game with very high qualities and very low shortcomings.\nIf the glass is half full or half empty that is for you to decide....but in the end it is still a half full (or half empty) glass that you are served, keep that in mind.\nThe highlight of the game is a very good story very well told, thick convincing atmosphere that stands way above the norm.\nThe gameplay is a mixed bag, thats where the half full/half empty thing comes into play.\nThere are many things that are very rough around the edges like the game areas that are very small and you can just exit them by mistake simply getting too close to the edge.\nThe combat is difficult and requires using a neuron or two thats the good part, the bad part is that its still very rough around the edges, feels like it was made years before the first diablo.\nGameplay-wise it feels less polished than similar Sega Genesis games back in the day, but it more than makes up for it with a fantastic story and atmosphere.\nIf story and atmosphere (and a rather high difficulty level) sound appealing to you then go for it, its well worth the money even at full price.\nIf polish and fancy are your cup of tea then stay away even on discount.', u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2015-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198038892067', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 2431, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Toph', u'text': u"A great game, but a terrible port. It's really a shame SE seems to refuse to patch issues on a few of its PC ports.", u'hours': 38.0, u'date': u'2017-08-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198018083635', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 370, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'BlueX', u'hours': 8.6, u'products': 43, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-30', u'text': u'Very Nice Game , this game gives you the sensation as if you are real ninja', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'MrZombie', u'text': u'Mark of the Ninja is an excellent 2d stealth ninja game. If you enjoy stealth games I\'m sure you will enjoy Mark of the Ninja. There are so many ways to complete levels that I could see myself playing the game many times over. You also get new equipment and even "characters" which have different advantages and disadvantages, so you have plenty to choose from and to play the game over  and over again with different setups. This is the best stealth I\'ve ever played and even beats new games that I\'ve bought on console. I definitely recommend this game if you like stealth and ninja games. Graphics are great and you can run this game even if you dont have a good computer. Thank you for reading this and I hope this helped some of you. Have a nice day :D', u'hours': 14.7, u'date': u'2017-11-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198294340262', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 12, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Beeback', u'text': u'Just great game :)', u'hours': 12.5, u'date': u'2017-11-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198070828277', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 5, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 55, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'axehappyuk', u'hours': 5.4, u'products': 5207, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-12-25', u'text': u"Bought and played through this in one sitting.\nI can't believe that such a small team is developing something this polished..... everything about this graphically is amazing, one of the prettiest games I've ever seen.\nI could write a massive review on this, but others have already so no point.\nAll I'm gonna say is, I'm so glad I bought and played this knowing that the money will go a small way towards getting this game finished.\nThe Early Access version is one of the best games I've ever played, and its not even complete.\nSeriously, if you're thinking about buying  this at all, just do it. Support this development; see one of the best games ever created through to a proper release.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Spleeno', u'hours': 10.1, u'products': 246, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-12-25', u'text': u'Remember how every friggin Sidequest in Witcher 3 had a unique storyline?\nWhich made them more entertaining compared to the really kinda meh main quest (talking about non-dlc, Hearts of Stone was brilliant).\nGhost of a Tale is basically a small, lovingly crafted enviroment for a bunch of really neat sidequests.\nMuch smaller scope ofc, non-violent playstyle only atm, but still really catchy imho.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'parthurnaxs', u'text': u'veary fun but short game worth the 20$ i spent', u'hours': 30.2, u'date': u'2016-12-25', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198151746211', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 27, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'OceanRise', u'text': u'THE EU SERVERS DONT WORK', u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2017-12-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 59, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'niqqa', u'text': u'dog game', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-12-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198140870073', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 48, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'ShawnWestYo', u'text': u"I like this game a lot. Sure there isn't a lot of people playing it but you can still find games unless you're trying to find a game at 12:00 AM. Fluid gameplay with a variety of characters to suit all playstyles. Overall a very good game that needs the player base it deserves. It is not a bad game at all. Pick it up if you even consider it or wait for a free weekend if you are skeptical. Its so much fun and I wish more people would take the chance I did with buying this.", u'hours': 54.1, u'date': u'2017-12-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198310431088', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 24, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'GreekSouvlakiGod', u'text': u'Nice one!I enjoyed it alot! :)', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-12-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198366634443', u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 11, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Fluffy Bunny 666', u'text': u"I don't mind bad graphics but the gameplay requires a lot of work and kills the fun which isn't found very much in this game.  A simple walking simulator this game is. I do not know if it was good or bad back then but it is not anymore.", u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 215, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'carlthebrock', u'text': u'I played this when it was originally released. Very good Classic. I think it was the first 3D Adventure out there.', u'hours': 6.3, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198441416448', u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 14, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Tesco meal deal', u'hours': 3.1, u'products': 71, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-13', u'text': u'this game is worth buying for playing with friends, perhaps at a lan party or something else', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Curdle_Sanders', u'hours': 17.0, u'products': 462, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2014-12-06', u'text': u"I really enjoyed the first game and this one attempts to improve the combat but it feels like something is just missing. Not as fun or charming as the first. Play the first and if you haven't and probably give this one a pass.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'skye`', u'text': u'Fun game for the 3 bucks,  got about 4 hours and I stretched it so I could see what all the best parts looked like before beating it. A definite 5/7, 10/10 with rice.', u'hours': 5.0, u'date': u'2017-01-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198047616755', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 84, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Damuel', u'hours': 12.4, u'products': 928, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-07-20', u'text': u"Even if this were free it'd be a tough reccomendation. I say this as someone who thought Operation Raccoon city was okay-ish.\nFor $30? \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 no.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'patyos', u'text': u'A fighthing game of the Koihime Musou Series of Visual Novels\nHas the Main characters  with all their movesets fighthing it out in  a 2D fighther game .\nAlso has Online matches and they work great .\nThe game can be very challenging to newcomers and has a  learning curve.', u'hours': 11.0, u'date': u'2016-07-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'user_id': u'76561198015229979', u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 415, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Joebot', u'text': u'One of the best visual novel series ever made - don\'t miss out because it looks like a "weeb game" (absolutely no fan service or other sexual junk). The early stages dragged on a bit longer than they needed to in my opinion, but this is only a minor issue. It\'s disturbing and unsettling in all the right ways, and keeps you interested (aside from certain sections of the first half).\nIt\'s a lot better with the PS3 graphics and voice patches. The facial expressions in the original artwork are better communicated, but I found the overall appearance to be too weird, especially with the photographic backgrounds.', u'hours': 34.9, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198025020394', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 6001, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'gucci', u'text': u"> Let me be clear to point out the fact that I played and finished this game back in 2013 on the PS3 and that this game wholesomely receives a recommendation MOSTLY due to the singleplayer aspect alone. <\nEveryone knows this game by now, so I'd rather choose to ignore discussing about singleplayer, despite the fact that it's absolutely one of the most enjoyable stories I've had the pleasure to partake in as the 13 year old kid me back then and even now.\nThere's a recent inflow of gamers these days where apparently people only have 30 minutes of dedicated playtime. The pricing in Online is not as horrible as people make it out to be, it's just like any other game that requires you to farm to get what you want. People want things too easy these days (aka every c*nt ever that complains about how things require time and dedication). News flash, bud,\n-- oh boi the flak I'll get for defending Rockstar's pricing.\nI'd say the primary issue I have with this game is that it's hard to consistently earn money if half of the time what you're doing is staring at a loading screen. Doesn't matter if you have the game installed on an SSD or HDD, it just relies on connectivity, but it's still f*cking awful, 1-2 minute(s) just to disconnect from a mission session.\nFirst Person View gets a huge plus from me, it's like playing a new game.\nGame is worth every penny you paid for it, even just for the singleplayer alone.", u'hours': 51.9, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 9, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 77, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u"Can't ban this tan", u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 154, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'Fun game, not too hard for new players because of spammable ressources.\nPositives are:\n- great soundtrack as always\n- nice backgrounds\n- beginner-friendly (even extra stage)\n- tan-Cirno\n- butterfly\nBuy this if you want ZUN to release more games on Steam.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'JoeTron', u'hours': 16.3, u'products': 322, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-17', u'text': u'These are some first impressions based on my first few hours in the game.   Based on my experience with the other games from this same developer, this is probably the most confident early access purchase I have made.\nGOOD:\n- This game really gives you a great feeling of attachment over your ship/crew/story.  When something good or bad happens to one of your own, you really feel it.\n- So far, both the story and random missions you can accept from various characters feel diverse and well thought out.  I just completed a very tense breakout that included both ground a space combat.  Very well done!\n- Patrolling/Blockading/Spying mechanics work well and support the ability to roleplay how you want.  Connections with your crew talents and skills tie in well also.\n- The Devs.  They are very active on the forums and listen well to criticism and suggestions which is evident in their initial patches.\nNEEDS WORK:\n- The UI is coften clunky/non-intuitive and needs work in several areas.  That being said, the first 2 patches have already addressed several complaints regarding the UI so I anticipate the UI to improve greatly as the game evolves in early access.\n- Crew Combat is a great and welcome addition to this game but I wish there was a way to better organize/see skills for your crew when selecting who will be doing the fighting.\n- Crew management can be a little tedious if you have a large number of crew that need to level up jobs and/or talents.  Additionally, the ability to have a uniform/weapon template system so that you can easily assign equipment to multiple crew would be very helpful.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Dapper Prinny', u'text': u'Battle Chef Brigade is an interesting rpg/match 3 style game with rich backgrounds and fun mechanics. Originally a kickstarted game, it has some great gameplay mechanics.\nPlayers are control Mina, a contestant in the Battle Chef Tournament. You\'ll have to gather your own ingredients during matches by killing monsters or harvesting from bushes. Each item you collect has different qualities to it, which affect how easily it can be combined with other ingredients.\nThe match 3 part of the game comes into play when you start cooking, adding ingredients to the pot. Simply adding ingredients won\'t make them upgrade into tier 2 or tier 3 qualities, but moving the pot onto the fire and cooking/stirring the ingredients will. But certain pots will allow for easier combinations, like match 2 instead; though these pots are usually limited to only working on 1 type of color. The colors are blue, green, and red; so there isn\'t as much complexity as other match 3 games.\nMost matches have a time limit, and judges with specific "taste" preferences which will score more or less points depending on what your board looks like.\nThe background/environment is very soothing, and all the diversity in the character designs is very nice. The music compliments the overall game very nicely as well. Besides that, there are some downsides. Changing the resolution can take a bit of time since it requires you to go through all the resolutions from lowest to highest.', u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 790, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'DooM | bboy', u'hours': 105.5, u'products': 4, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'I have about 130 hours on the game and I\xb4m almost platinum but the thing is about some people in the community... Every time I play ranked 1v1 I find myself against people that only do spam and at the end of the game they start saying things like \u201cNoob\u201c , \u201cEz\u201c, \u201cLearn to play\u201c and also they start insulting me.\nIf the game have less \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 people like this, it will be better for all the community and for new players.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Slowsodium', u'hours': 3.0, u'products': 79, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u"This game is pure fun, with nice 2D graphics, gameplay that is almost identical to that of the Super Smash Bros series, and great sound design. The best part? It's free to play, which is always great. One of the best F2P games around.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'AciidRaiin', u'text': u'Almost almost okay', u'hours': 10.7, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198068154874', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 92, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'RoflMan', u'text': u'Charming graphics and the draw mechanic is fun, but gets repetive fast and way to expensive in my opinion.\n(I dont have much Steam time on this but played it outside of steam to).\nI would say get it while its ~2-3 bucks. Negative vote cause of the steep price for such a puzzle game.', u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2016-07-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197971745805', u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 186, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'MPO', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 266, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-07-07', u'text': u"Open-ended gameplay allows for creative, memorable moments.  However, the different styles of play result in difficulty that's either way too easy, or way too hard.  The biggest selling point here is the nostalgia and eminently charming presentation, but when the actual gameplay is such an obstacle, I can't give a recommendation - especially for $20, which is absolutely ridiculous for this.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'EternalSword', u'text': u'Very exciting and relaxing game,never hesitated to buy it at a low price!', u'hours': 3.2, u'date': u'2016-07-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 142, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Pablo', u'text': u"This is how a remake/remaster of an old game should be done! First, you get the original creator of the game to work on it, none other. He still has the original files of the game programmed on the Amiga, so what he does is this: he loads an amiga emulator in the present to open the original files and edit them...yeah....\nThen you try to upgrade the game in every possible way...without changing the game (!!!) Meaning, this is still the original game, the same gameplay and sequences of the original. The graphics are still made the same way of the original (commodore amiga polygons) but taking advantage of modern hardware, putting unlimited color, 1080p resolution, upgrading the sound effects and music to digital where you can, replaying the music in high quality, and just leaving the few voices in game just as they were. Adding tiny details in the backgrounds screens whenever possible without changin the original... and on top of that, you just add the option to push a button in game to look instantly the original non remastered version to see how it all changed (and not changed at the same time) in all levels.\nThis is how you make a remake (remaster) of a game. I still won't pay full price for a 20 years old game... but with a little discount it's a total steal.\nI say this because ive played the original another world in it's sega megadrive inception, in 1993, so if i buy a 20+ years game, that i loved, it's because i want to have that same game, no other modern sh...but at the same time i want to have maybe (if possible) some perks, some upgrades, that bring the original to modern age gaming (besides being compatible with current computers).\nThis 20th anniversary edition does all that. Totally recommended if you played the original. If you didn't ,also recommended , as a trip to the origins of adventure gaming, and as a different experience.", u'hours': 4.9, u'date': u'2016-02-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198023019965', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 44, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'-=LCS=- nevermelt', u'text': u"Why did this game have to come back to haunt me?? It's so good. At being evil.", u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2016-02-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 308, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Brad [Vancouver]', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 268, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-02-20', u'text': u'Maybe it\'s nostalgia that people enjoy most about this? There\'s a lot of dying. Of repeating the same section over and over, of getting sent back to a checkpoint that seems only put in place because the designers hate you.\nI mean, a game could telegraph a "you\'ll die if you don\'t jump" instead of making it a "memorize you have to jump 0.2 seconds after this screen transition". I think this is where Prince of Persia: Sands of Time got it right. If you\'re going to frustrate a player with lots of instadeath, let them rewind to a few seconds before the death. I don\'t want to repeat the same section over and over.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'coopnshores', u'hours': 16.0, u'products': 107, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-06-25', u'text': u'A simple to grasp digital board game that immediately pulls you in. Great for a game or two after work to unwind. Tons of fun. Runs great on SteamOS.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'SynthZ', u'hours': 100.2, u'products': 135, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-06-25', u'text': u"Wonderful digital boardgame, packed full of theme, strategic choices, player interaction and customizable options, the soundtrack is really good and you really feel in the skin of one of these sly corrupt gremlins, its thanks to games like this that we're finally seeing a boom of good boardgames in the steam library.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'green_v', u'text': u"My review is well overdue and I'm finally writing it down.\nFirst, I would like to address major points for criticism, which people mention in negative reviews:\n1. Always online \u2013 not anymore. You get offline version Gremlins vs Automatons, though it\u2019s only good to learn the basics, because all the fun is in multiplayer.\n2. RNG hell \u2013 not really. The game has too many interactions, which might be overwhelming for newcomers. Most of randomness could be negated, but not all of it, because interactions with other players are inevitable. RNG can be infuriating, true, but Luck can be generous too.\n3. DLC and loot boxes. The base game contains everything you need to play. All DLCs are optional and contain cosmetic items. Lootboxes are incentive to play in ranked sessions and contain cosmetic items. Neither is required to play the game. All essential content (new cards, misfortunes, game modes) is free for everyone with the base game. Unless you have severe OCD you are going to be fine with just the base game.\nAnd now to the good parts:\n- Distinctive art style and music.\n- Fun mix of board game, card game and strategy.\n- Addictive gameplay. Every game is different.\n- Team mode.\n- Ability to modify decks to play with your friends or bots.\n- Spectator mode.\n- Regular tournaments.\n- Friendly community.\nIn short. The biggest bang for the buck in my library.", u'hours': 1068.6, u'date': u'2017-06-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198047598143', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 316, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'kanaan', u'text': u"This game is just great. I played non-stop. Addictively. It's that good. It's also much better than other match 3 games like Puzzle Quest because of the more interesting gameplay and non-randomness (if it seems random, you're playing wrong). I really must say that it is way up there on my list of games I picked up this year (which you can probably see is really... really long - and that doesn't even count the PS4 games).\nYeah, just get it already. It's worth it.\nOne thing to note: multiplayer is a ghost town. No matter. Get it.", u'hours': 32.7, u'date': u'2016-05-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198250240500', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 377, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Farshad', u'hours': 165.9, u'products': 367, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-05-04', u'text': u'One of the best games I\'ve played.  Very different than any other game I\'ve played, but loved it so much I played it over several times and bought the Android version too.\nYou learn more and more "moves" (alignments) and gain higher level soldirs as you go on.  If you like strategy, light RPG, and light fun games, this can keep you busy for weeks.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Kelvin', u'hours': 209.3, u'products': 91, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-04-27', u'text': u'Fantastic 1v1 multiplayer strategy game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'SunKin', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 138, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-06-29', u'text': u"It's more like a moving painting than a game. It's a nice use of a few minutes to a half an hour and it's free. Not sure what everyone is complaining about.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Wetballz', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 52, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-06-28', u'text': u'Meh...', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'idiot', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 11, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-06-27', u'text': u'saw the bad reviews but still wanted to play the game myself - turns out its actually boring, as the "gameplay" is just repeating the tutorial over and over. the music is also repetitive, there arent much choices, etc. could be a good screen saver though.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'jdroberts43', u'text': u'As good as the movie so this game is pretty great !', u'hours': 3.6, u'date': u'2014-04-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198080527460', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 615, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Kenny Loggins', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 242, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2014-04-22', u'text': u"The best video game I've ever played based on a movie. This game in my opinion holds up to the certain standards that the movie has, and doesn't disapoint. Really cool game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'\u266a\u266bDJ KUSH\u266b\u266a', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 341, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2014-04-19', u'text': u"Controlls for this game suck more\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665than Linsay Lohan.\nDon't buy this\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665", u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Jack Aufenhand', u'text': u'Pros: The first person view for patients is pretty cool.\nCons: The game sucks, the doctors suck, the diseases suck, the nurses suck, the chairs suck, the customization sucks, the action of playing this game sucks, the computer screen sucks, the equipment screen sucks, the staff menu sucks, the pharmacy sucks, the patients suck, the plants suck, the janitors suck, the engineers suck, the repair feature sucks, the engineers suck, the social interactions suck, the game sucks.\nHospital tycoon. Not even once.', u'hours': 5.0, u'date': u'2014-10-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'user_id': u'76561198047700151', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 352, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'\u2605 Shyrr\xe1ii \u2605', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 649, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2014-10-09', u'text': u'I tried to enjoy this game as I enjoyed Theme Hospital so much, 100\'s of hours on that but this... I couldn\'t enjoy any part!\nThe building is horrible, gameplay is horrible and animations are... horrible!\nI hate to say this on a building type of game but "Thumbs Down"...\nMost of the 10-20 minutes playing this I placed trash cans, coffee machines and watched people with headaches\' that looked like their brains were in a 850w microwave! UGHHH AVOID PLEASE!..', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'doky', u'hours': 22.7, u'products': 405, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2014-10-06', u'text': u'This is a fun busniess management-style game at a very low price. I have played several hours of Hospital Tycoon, and have thoroughly enjoyed it. You may get a few laughs playing this game, but otherwise, it is a classic management simulator game. For $5, I would buy this.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Night', u'hours': 14.1, u'products': 115, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'Left this game on overnight accidentally. 14 hours worth of idling.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'soup man', u'hours': 2842.1, u'products': 65, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'1', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'AegisSoul216', u'hours': 26.7, u'products': 103, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-29', u'text': u'Very good game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'\xa4 \u03b2\u2113\u043e\u043e\u0111\u0447 \xa4 Nico-Kun!', u'hours': 37.5, u'products': 785, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'text': u'Mark of the Ninja is an excellent 2D stealth platformer. Set in a modern world in which ninjas in the traditional sense still exist, you play as the Marked Ninja, the best warrior of the clan. The story starts with the clan\'s dojo being attacked by armed mercenaries, with your character being woken up by a fellow ninja named Ora, who\'ll guide you in finding those responsible for the attack. It\'s a really interesting story, taking you to different places, from a high security building, to an ancient fortress in the desert.\nThe gameplay is extremely good. You can sneak past enemies, kill them from the shadows or use different tools against them. You can even set up traps, or use the dead bodies of their colleagues to terrify them. As you progress through the game, you unlock these different abilities, as well as special suits that grant you different bonuses, like running without making any noise, or instantly scaring any enemy that sees one of your victims. There\'s also some puzzle solving and platforming through the levels, as you have to avoid different traps, or simply get around an area. The game also allows you to either go full stealth, or killing everybody in sight; although keep in mind that being detected is not a good idea. Finally, each level has three types of medals you can earn: score medals; "seals", which are special challenges for the level; and scrolls with cryptic haikus in them.\nEven though the main character doesn\'t speak, the rest of the characters do, and the dialogue (and voice acting) is pretty good; the same goes for the soundtrack. The game also has animated cutscenes that tell the story, and they\'re all really good. Talking about animation, a special mention goes to the level design, with some beautiful environments and a pretty distinct art style; I think I could say the same about the characters themselves and their animations, all of which look hand drawn.\nWell, time to finish the review. The last thing I can say is that I strongly recommend this game if you enjoy stealth platformers.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'bored222', u'text': u'Superb.', u'hours': 18.7, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197995673871', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 260, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'\u2605ASTRAL CULT \u2605', u'hours': 5.8, u'products': 650, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-12-20', u'text': u"Dungeon crawling at the next level! You'll find yourself dashing into the dark, hiding in every nook, gearing up, and item hunting. Every part is amazingly beautiful and detailed down to the very last grain.\nGhost of a Tale is a welcome addition to my library and should be to yours too.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'ShadowXX', u'hours': 3.5, u'products': 418, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-12-19', u'text': u'What a amazing game!!! Yesterday i\xb4ve been searching for a new RPG and i found...Ghost of a tale.\nThis game looks absolutely phantastic an it is ecellent to play. The maincharacter is so lovely designet and animated. Never seen that bevor. Congratulations. I hope this game will be finished then is is really different to so many other RPG\xb4s. But it is an RPG from it\xb4s best side', u'early_access': True, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Calico', u'text': u'I just "beat" the early access portion of the game, and I absolutely love it! The art style, character design, writing, and atmosphere are wonderful. The gameplay wasn\'t exactly what I expected, but it still works well. The stealth elements are very light, and after the initial segment, it opens up into a non-linear questing affair. The quests mostly consist of "find x number of items".\nIt could be said that the game is too easy, but I would describe it more as casual. This is the game I found myself going to when I wanted to relax and explore. I can see a lot of families playing this with their smaller children. There is peril in the stealth elements, but very little in the way of violence (was there even any blood?) and no gore whatsoever.\nI see a lot of potential here, and I\'m really really excited for the next update and the final release!', u'hours': 9.5, u'date': u'2016-12-11', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 704, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'thiz', u'text': u'These guys are trying everything to save this ruined piece of shait. No, people wont suddenly play it just because you are trying to cater to run and gun fegguts now, these brainless dumpyards have cod for that.', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-12-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 611, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'The Doctor', u'text': u'Good game', u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2017-12-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 76, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'm1rhN', u'text': u'OVIRVO\xc7 250 TL BU 70 TL BUNU ALIN AMK DAHA \u0130Y\u0130 HEMDE :D', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-12-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198389513031', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 11, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'Testave', u'hours': 2.5, u'products': 96, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'text': u'Out of date and not playable anymore today.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Sida79', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 121, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'text': u"This game still feels interesting as it did 20 years ago when I last played it. But time has moved on. Back then a 3d perspective and voiced characters made it quite fun. Not to mention it was expected for puzzles to be weird. Nowadays those things are much more annoying, and the graphics have aged badly. It's still not a terrible game or anything, but unless you were already a fan, it doesn't make much sense buying it today.\n4/10", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'WretchedMage', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 64, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-24', u'text': u'Find the Corey Feldman version(US, not UK) some where else.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Naitrodex | \u6020\u60f0\u306a', u'hours': 59.8, u'products': 33, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'Great Game!\n-No Pay-To-Win\n-Balanced\n-Addicting', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Mylytaru', u'hours': 1.4, u'products': 9, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'Good Game !', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Lightning', u'hours': 53.4, u'products': 13, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'I got alot of my friends into this game and its really fun to play if you wannna just mess around wiht friends or if you take it seriously there is ranked.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'SAY10', u'hours': 7.4, u'products': 161, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-07-01', u'text': u'This is so much fun you could ever have with a physics game. its cheap, it has a pretty nice storyline too. plus! you can draw on the map :D You should seriously consider buying this.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Savakuda', u'text': u'Drew abnormal amounts of\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665and the ball went flying into the star and I won.\nWould become a weinner again. 10/10', u'hours': 5.2, u'date': u'2016-06-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 156, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'bluecuban', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 336, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-06-26', u'text': u"You're going to have fun playing the game. I love how it stays true to what it says in the intro - there is no right or wrong solution to the puzzles. The theme adds to that and relaxes you so much while playing.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'RavenHood Selling TF2 BP', u'text': u'Cool!Now i can do FNAF and Minecraft movies.', u'hours': 38.6, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198394322678', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 24, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'xCharz', u'hours': 4.4, u'products': 6, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'This software is quite cool if you know how to use it. I use it mostly for posters :P', u'early_access': False, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'Singorlate', u'hours': 4.5, u'products': 5, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'Source Filmmaker is a program to make animations with Source Engine charcters. It is fun to make animations, funny pictrues and more. This game takes a long time to load, even with a good PC.  This game will have a lot of frame drops with a bad PC, so I would play this with a good PC.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'donkey tron', u'hours': 2.0, u'products': 48, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-02-19', u'text': u"worth playing again if you didn't have the patience to complete this special little torture somewhere between 1991 and 1994 BG.\n10/10, because up until today i had no idea about", u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'zzmmorgan', u'text': u"It's as frustratingly difficult as I remembered. BUT I did a little better than when I played it when the game first came out. Obviously even the enhanced graphics are a bit dated but it's still a challenge and every time you die you learn (or, in my case, remember) a bit more about it and just keep plugging away. It's one of the deadliest puzzle solving games I've ever played. I guess that's why I had such fond memories of it and had to buy it during one of Steam's infamous sales....\nIf only my free time grew as fast as my Steam library........", u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2016-02-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198066682229', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 55, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Kilroy Sui', u'hours': 2.4, u'products': 175, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-02-11', u'text': u"A quite short but very challenging old game. The art style is charming as well as some of the scifi concepts. It's worth a play through and will likely take you no longer than three hours at the most.\nHowever, do NOT buy it for the full price of $10. Wait for a sale.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'MozerD', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 171, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-03-19', u'text': u"Not a difficult game and I find is very strange to play.  I find that I spend more time fighting the controls than I do solving the puzzles.  I'm sure some people would enjoy it, but I'm not one of them.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'Dead Plc', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 906, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-03-16', u'text': u'Really Great, game that gets you thinking.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'jokobo11689', u'text': u"Art: 8/10\nSound:6/10\nDesign: 7/10\nGame play: 7/10\nStory: There really isn't one so no score here.\nReplay value: 5/10\nCharm: 8/10\nI got this game at 70% off and finished the whole thing in 2 hours. Great fun game, but its replay value came in about a year when you just want a fun small game to breeze through while you wait for a meating. Kind of hard for you Mac people that don't have a mouse. My mac book handle this just fine but the fine tuneing moves get a little hared with WASD. Awsome game and great experianse for anyone that likes puzzles.", u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2017-03-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198120712540', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 193, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'ww2destroyer', u'text': u'Beat the game in 8.5 Hours; so, not the longest game. But I still felt it was a great game and was fun an enjoyable the whole way through, recomend getting it for less than 20$ though.', u'hours': 8.5, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198036109341', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 137, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'TemplarHedgehog', u'hours': 14.7, u'products': 203, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'text': u"is, hands down, one of the best, if not 'the' best, superhero game ever made, following the titular protagonist as he explores, fights and sneaks his way through a metroidvania-esque rendition of the titular psychiatric hospital that any fan of superheroes or action-adventure games should experience.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'Cy-Fi', u'text': u'Never played the Batman games when they originally came out. Went on sale so I decided to pick up all of the Batman games. This being the first in the series is an acceptable game for 2010. Although most of the gameplay is decent, the voice acting is terrible and lacks a lot of story. Was not dreadful to play but could have been a lot better. I would reccomend buying this game when it goes on sale if you are a fan of the Batman franchise.', u'hours': 11.0, u'date': u'2017-11-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198100778488', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 168, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'Vic Rattlehead', u'text': u"I think I have to give this game a thumbs up.  Pretty sure I got this as part of a bundle, and initially installed it just to generate the trading cards, but ended up playing it for longer than I expected.  If I didn't already have a hundred other games I bought screaming for my attention, I'd probably keep playing.  Not much of a story, but the simple gameplay mechanics and the weapon looting and upgrading thing made it easy to pick up.", u'hours': 4.7, u'date': u'2017-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197975388573', u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 380, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Aluenna', u'text': u"Couldn't even move in the tutorial. I could open up interfaces, equip the starter weapon, etc. But not move. Tried restarting, changing the resolution. Bizarre.", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-12-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198035530067', u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 31, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'ed209', u'hours': 40.7, u'products': 959, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-12-01', u'text': u'I dont like the Groening / Henson style graphics. I dont like the unfitting acoustic music in settlements. I dont like the near total lack of character visual variance, and tiny list of missions / sidequests. As for core gameplay... I dont like it either. I LOVE it. The developers struck gold with a highly addictive RPG & loot system that is not overly complex, yet totally absorbing.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Bastel', u'hours': 514.4, u'products': 75, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-06-21', u'text': u"The more I play Gremlins, Inc., the more I learn about being a sadistic capitalist seeking for deception, malice and, overall, victory.\nI thoroughly enjoyed the steampunk graphics at a first glance, added with some love to this board-game-like interface : that's why I bought the game. But what made me stay on it playing countless hours are both the game mechanics (you can always put yourself back on track, there is suspense until the very end) and the wise equilibrium between strategy and RNG (the dice will often make you consider back your plan, but there is always a plan).\nThe game's background has both humor and darkness in it, you can really feel you're playing in a clock-town while smiling at the capitalistic exaggerations from all these gremlins. All in all, it makes the game touching.\nI strongly encourage you to give Gremlins, Inc. a go, plunge in this strategical, humorous, dark universe, and to take as much pleasure as I did playing this game ! :)", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Miltiplayer', u'text': u"Finding a multiplayer game to join is very easy.  You don't have to pester people in your friendslist to find someone to play against.  This is not the case with other games I know.\nI would also tag it as: easy to learn, difficult to master.\nYou can buy extra DLC for this game.  But don't worry!  You don't have to: everything you pay extra gives you just the opportunity for more cosmetic items.  No new mechanics or gamemodes in the extra products.  So you don't need to spend a penny more to be able to play this game.  Just the base game contains everything in terms of gameplay.  Rest is cosmetic.  (I bought all the DLC though, wanted to give my money to the developpers for such an awesome game)\nBuy now and have fun!", u'hours': 169.6, u'date': u'2017-06-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198044008704', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 136, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Funky Grip', u'text': u'WARNING - Highly addictive game! If you love strategy board games then this one is definitely for you. No two games are the same and how you approach each match is not only determined by your character, but on which opponents you face too. Well worth the money.', u'hours': 459.2, u'date': u'2017-06-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198052552030', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 177, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'SUPREME', u'text': u'Pretty fun and addictive game, but it has little do with M&M franchise.', u'hours': 36.3, u'date': u'2016-04-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198041163841', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 681, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'jennysfists', u'hours': 69.8, u'products': 24, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-04-16', u'text': u'I got this game on the DS around 8 years ago. Whenever I need a good game to play, I play this game. Needless to say, I have beaten it countless times, and every time is just as fulfilling as the last. This game gives my life purpose again.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'PV', u'text': u'Full of bugs and glitches. Stats get reset randomly to random users. Lack of chat in game, no global chat room, game dying.', u'hours': 1487.2, u'date': u'2016-04-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198083919083', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 1, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Killer Kappuccino', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 179, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-06-24', u'text': u"Repetitive in both gameplay and soundtrack. 30 min. poorly wasted. Needs more content/progression. I'll stick with Club Penguin for now...", u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'MyAcidicPapaya', u'text': u'good', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2016-06-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198161494416', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 14, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'seaturtlehorsesnake', u'text': u"this is a fairly calm and relaxing game, but it's also pretty empty. sure, you can make a crawdad party, which is the dream of everyone, but eventually it's not much of a much.", u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2016-06-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198202537758', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 180, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Sanguinius Claus', u'hours': 2.1, u'products': 75, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2014-04-19', u'text': u'frickin space Nazis. i kid you not, you get to beat the foshizzle out of space Nazis. MERICA F*** YEAH', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Carl94', u'hours': 6.0, u'products': 585, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2014-04-15', u'text': u'Really fun but short game. Videos with real actors tell the story and are professionaly created. The story telling in this game remins me of Command and Conqure games, that use real videos to progress the story.\nI just wish this game would have had more content then 5 1/2 hours play time', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'BlackWing Prime88', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 205, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2014-04-14', u'text': u"only with 90% off copun it is a fun game THE VOISE ACTING IS SO BAD IT'S COMDIC and quite funny to watch but dont get me wrong the voice acting is bareabul and good for what it is", u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'ideahunter', u'text': u"Too cumbersome to be fun...\nThe idea of the game is nice enough, but the user interface makes the game cumbersome to play.  Lots of scrolling around the hospital, and some times things you build don't work with no clue why.  The dialog noises would be better just simply turned off.", u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2014-10-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198029355703', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 131, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Patrick (DDT)', u'text': u'its a nice game but not worth the money', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2014-09-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198027405098', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 86, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Brenbenn', u'text': u'Played Theme Hospital when I was young, bought this game due to hospital management nostalgia.\nThis is not the slightly more modern Theme Hospital you are looking for.', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2014-09-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 10, u'user_id': u'76561197970506200', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 229, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'RaidingPro101', u'hours': 36.7, u'products': 34, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u"Clicker Heroes but you shoot guns.\nEither way, just leave your computer on. It's a real strategy.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Hex\u2122', u'hours': 35.7, u'products': 46, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'once you get far enough you just have to leave your pc on like your mining bitcoin', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'\uff3a\uff33\uff45\uff56\uff45\uff4e\u3000\u30df\u30fc\u30d2', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 2, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'lit', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Rohit', u'text': u'You are a ninja.', u'hours': 12.3, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198095858302', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 97, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'iamthemagicbonsaitree', u'text': u"Pros:\nIt's beautiful. Really beautiful.\nIt's incredibly charming.\nYou care about the characters.\nThe world created is rich and full of lore, without ever ramming that lore down your throat.\nIt's funny.\nIt can be suprisingly tense and scary at times. Probably because you care about the character.\nIt's about a mouse in a rat castle.\nCons:\nIt doesn't take very long to finnish.\nThere's a couple of very minor bugs.\nI don't understand why there isn't far more hype and buzz about this game, because it's truly outstanding. Many inferior games have received much more attention. If you're after a hard core stealth game, or a game where you run around killing stuff this isn't it, but you should get it anyway.", u'hours': 62.3, u'date': u'2016-12-11', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198030909393', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 73, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'michaelclearmountain', u'text': u'Good Multiplayer game. Albeit dead because of Cliffs attitude and built up negative reputation. Also lots of competition in the Hero Shooter genre.', u'hours': 67.7, u'date': u'2017-12-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198338394389', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 11, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'edwardpenny64', u'text': u'I was OK with this game. Retro but still good. If not well then it has trade Cards.', u'hours': 4.6, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198417028129', u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 172, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Shubham CS.MONEY', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 5, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'text': u"It is  a excellent game according to the years when it was launched but now if you are buying this then you are going to waste your money if you are playing today's treding games.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'SavageDab69', u'text': u'hu', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198205817419', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 4, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Lady Tesla', u'text': u"To save you progress you must make an account, but that's my only (rather minor) complaint as this game is sweet, simple, welcoming to all ages and really is best used as a means to unwind. No stress here, and also, you can totally draw on the map in any colors you like! :D", u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2016-06-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198176556541', u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 109, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'\U0001f525\u034f\u0586\u0584\u0280\u0268\u057c\u0262\u0236\u0280\u01df\u0584\U0001f525', u'hours': 86.4, u'products': 13, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-21', u'text': u'This game has alot of different options and theres new things every time I play!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'\u30c4 Ir0nTaunts \u30c4', u'hours': 39.2, u'products': 40, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-21', u'text': u'Yeah, I recommend this software.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'TBMT B.B.|tbmt\u2122', u'hours': 189.6, u'products': 8, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-21', u'text': u'Very good animator program not so hard to make posters and films', u'early_access': False, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'eriknastesjo', u'text': u'This game looks retro-awesome, but the horrible fighting mechanics, the way I have to play almost every part over and over again makes me wanna cry. I quit playing after a while and I\xb4m happy to say that today\xb4s game design has come a LOOONG way. In my opinion, this game has not aged well at all.', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2016-02-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198061275335', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 241, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'The Non-Conformist', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 358, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-02-26', u'text': u'Fun little brain teaser, nothing difficult, but will make you think here and there, if anything, make you feel dumb at times. $6 is worth the time. Give it a shot!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'thenandback', u'text': u'Cool aesthetic, polished visuals, straightforward gameplay.', u'hours': 3.0, u'date': u'2017-02-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198025044985', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 426, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'ReinholdH', u'text': u'Interesting and unusual graphics and super fitting music.\nControls are flawless with both the keyboard and a controller.\nThe gameplay is simply fun and if you like puzzles combined with fast reactions, this is totally worth the currently 5 bucks.\nIf it is on a sale,even more.\nThis gets the 5/5 score from me.', u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2017-02-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198028015450', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 1112, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'paraic.malone44', u'text': u"BEST SUPERHERO GAME EVER. I'll fight anyone (joking of course) that says Arkham City is better.", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-11-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198152231150', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 32, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'Atrixious', u'text': u'This game is what got me into Batman, i bought it about a week or two ago and its been a great experience. Its hard but not in a bad way, it requires you to think out small puzzles and the combat is phenominal! i give it a 9/10', u'hours': 15.1, u'date': u'2017-11-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198117202064', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 121, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'\u272a X', u'text': u'best game 10/10', u'hours': 19.5, u'date': u'2017-11-18', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 5, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 54, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'Battler', u'hours': 5.3, u'products': 54, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-11-28', u'text': u'Dank', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Bouchart', u'hours': 42.3, u'products': 1609, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-11-27', u'text': u'Good beginner level roguelike.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'BernardPolito', u'text': u'There are 100 other better roguelikes', u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2016-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198122511692', u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 55, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Magerama', u'text': u"The game is really annoying. To the point where I'm almost tempted to not recommend It. But how can I do this if I myself keep coming back to play another round again and again? Seriously, \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 this krokodil of a game.", u'hours': 22.6, u'date': u'2017-06-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 6, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 383, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'b     x     h', u'hours': 11.5, u'products': 319, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-04-02', u'text': u'Game is fun, but playing campaign gets boring pretty fast. I was happy when i started, but when I reached 3rd campaign I was kinda burned out.\nPretty fun game tho.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'OpticRekt', u'text': u'I recommend another hand to be able to fully enjoy the game. ( \u0361\xb0 \u035c\u0296 \u0361\xb0)', u'hours': 4.8, u'date': u'2016-07-10', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 19, u'user_id': u'76561198161708778', u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 31, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Bassmind', u'text': u'Waifus Fighting. 10/10', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2016-07-10', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 7, u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 1132, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'kickababy', u'text': u'I just want to start this off by saying this is a fun game to play with your friends. I\'m keeping it because I can never have too many fighting games, and the variety in weapons makes it fun to pair up different characters in combat.\nThat being said, I don\'t recommend this game for the following reasons:\n-Insane difficulty curve in story mode. You start your journey fighting ridiculously easy enemies in the beginning, which progressively get tougher as it goes on. In essence, this means the first few fights are just busy work until you meet an enemy that\'s actually a challenge and fun to play. Then, by round 6 or 7, you\'re up against this impossible bot that barely lets you touch the ground and always guards. It\'s not impossible I\'m sure, but I\'m willing to bet this is a "Japanese gamers are God" thing. If you don\'t believe me, just Google "Koihime Enbu difficulty change" or "Koihime Enbu story difficulty" and you\'ll see how many people have a problem with this.\n-Doesn\'t automatically send you back to character select after a versus fight. This might seem like a small problem, but if you\'re playing a lot of matches in versus and want variety, this is super annoying and I don\'t see why this is a problem at all. Can you think of any fighting game that takes this approach?\n-/+Art style. Meh, I\'ve seen a lot better anime arts, there isn\'t much depth to the design besides "anime girl." Comparing it ot the greats like Guilty Gear, Blazblue, etc. you start to realize just how bland the art actually is. I do like the bright colors though, it\'s less cluttered, so I suppose this really boils down to personal preference.\nAll in all, there\'s better stuff out there, but the game still has fun combat mechanics. If you\'re looking for a change of pace then go for it, but if you\'re looking for a really solid fighting game I don\'t think this is it.', u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2016-06-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 193, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'EpicPwner', u'text': u"I went into Umbrella Corps expecting it to be bad. I heard it was a godawful broken mess.\nIt was actually one the best third person shooters I've played this year. It was fun, enjoyable and played well.\nI do have some problems. The game shouldn't allow 3v2 or 2v3 (in most games one player less is no big deal. In a game like this it can ruin the match.) and definitely should assign drop ins into the team that needs it (1v2, player drops in, 1v3 because it goes Alpha Bravo Alpha Bravo). Squads should be allowed into Ranked Play so that they can play together on the same team and matchmaking should try and keep games within the same region (I understand that might lead to people not finding a match but I'd rather wait half an hour for a game than end up getting killed by people with ping higher than the empire state building.\nI definitely wouldn't recommend buying at full price (I did and I got a refund, it's not worth that much. (I got a code from a friend which is why I still have it)) but wait until there's a sale to try it.\nIf it wasn't a resident evil game, it would probably be much more popular.", u'hours': 26.5, u'date': u'2017-07-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198046000536', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 148, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Autumn Bomb', u'hours': 4.0, u'products': 196, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-07-20', u'text': u"Got it for 1$ off Humble Bundle. For 1$ this is an alright game, I wouldn't pay full price.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'KonaKonda', u'text': u"I think that this game could still have players if they just put this game for free (\n). The real killer for this game is a price - 30 euros for a standard edition is a\n. Single player can't really offer anything interesting, but if you like collecting DNA from every zombie, then this game is for you! (\n)\nIt is just an arcade type game (and a cannon because of contradicting RE story) and it really needs to be free because they can't deliver experience worth 30 euros (EVEN THE 1 EURO IT ISN'T WORTH because the effort they put in this game is 0%).\nIt must be the free to play game and putting ridiculous price (30 euros for standard and 40 euros for deluxe) is a biggest SIN.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-07-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198135648880', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 95, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Silver Templar Order', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 23, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-01-16', u'text': u'Boring, no storyline, a small variety of countries.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'\u85e4\u539f\u6587\u592a', u'text': u'memes, more memes, alot more memes,\nJUST TOO MUCH DAMN MEMES\nand some\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665posts.\n60/10                      best game 2017', u'hours': 12.3, u'date': u'2017-01-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 14, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'bajera77', u'text': u'Nice and funny :)', u'hours': 4.3, u'date': u'2017-01-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197971801492', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 976, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'bobthebike', u'text': u"Playing the game is no different to going through the tutorial.   would have difficulty holding the attention of a goldfish for more than  7 seconds.  Very poor animation.  NOthing to do bar click on 6 different areas.  It's only saving grace is that it's free", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-06-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198042154300', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 147, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Mrwiggle', u'text': u'I put two minutes into the game, including messing with settings and going through the tutorial. By the time those two minutes had passed, I believe I had seen everything this ... software has to offer. There is nothing here. It\'s trying to be one of those relaxing "play with the environment" games, but nothing happens. I\'m not exaggerating. Literally nothing happens. There is barely even any interactivity. You may as well just draw a couple fish on a piece of paper and stick it on your monitor, at least that could be entertaining.\nP.S: I have five minutes on record because I was required to put that much time in in order to write a review.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-06-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 320, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'seliphra', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 316, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-06-06', u'text': u"Game play is extremely simplistic but I found it quite enjoyable and refreshing from the usual. It's a game for when you don't really feel like doing anything but you also want to do somthing. Music is extremely relaxing, would pay for the music available as a separate download if the game stayed free. If they did eventually charge for it they couldn't charge a lot, but for a free game you really have nothing to lose by playing it right?", u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'kittenm4ster', u'hours': 23.2, u'products': 355, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2014-12-02', u'text': u"Costume Quest 2 retains all the charm of the first game, and adds several improvements. The battle system is still simple (in a good way) but they've added a bit more depth to make it more interesting from a strategic standpoint.\nAlso: 60 FPS finally! (CQ1 was 30 FPS and had framerate issues, being a previous-gen console port)\nI recommend the following:", u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Stense', u'text': u'Pros:\n-Very funny, witty story and dialogue.\n-Easily accessible for all.\n-Great music.\n-Wonderful art and graphics.\nCons:\n-Repetitive combat.\n-A bit too similar to the first game.\nI never really did Halloween when I was a kid. I\u2019m one of those killjoys who rolls her eyes at the Halloween decorations the shops insist on trotting out and flogging to a mostly disinterested British audience every year. I managed to work my way through my formative years without it playing any part in my yearly routine. I never went trick or treating, or \u2018glorified begging\u2019 as I was told it was. I\u2019ve never really done fancy dress in any big way either. In fact I\u2019ve probably put more effort into making costumes for my hedgehog soft toys than I have for myself. Costume Quest 2 lets me precariously live out my repressed need to threaten strangers into giving me sweets and dress up in increasingly deranged outfits whilst hitting monsters, which I assume is standard Halloween behaviour for those inclined.\nCostume Quest was a game that impressed me immensely. It was simple in places but filled with all the wonderful charm and wit that Double Fine have built their reputation on. Like Psychonauts (another game I love), Costume Quest is a game about being a kid, doing kid stuff and seeing the world in a fantastical way that the adults around them just cannot do. It\u2019s silly and quirky without coming across as pandering or dumbed down. On the contrary, Costume Quest had some really clever writing. Despite my Halloween-cynicism, I was strangely excited about the prospect of Costume Quest 2 (especially after seeing the wonderful announcement trailer).\nAfter stopping monsters stealing all the Halloween candy, brother and sister team Wren and Reynold are preparing to finally enjoy some trick or treating Halloween fun. But would you believe it, an evil dentist has changed history to outlaw the festival. The simple premise belies the sharpness of the writing and the sheer joy of finding all the gags and japes the game has to offer. There is always something happening on screen, be it a quick one liner or a visual gag going on in the background. It seems there is no wasted space in the game world, everything has a purpose. I adored the art style that lead designer Tasha Harris gave the first game, I\u2019m very pleased to see that the sequel has added to it in the best way, keeping the style consistent as new characters are introduced and fresh costumes take centre stage. The game looks brilliant, being so full of colour and life as it is with some well thought out areas to explore.\nIt plays almost exactly as its predecessor. Costume Quest was never the most challenging of games in terms of gameplay, which is fair, not every game needs to be a hardcore l33t ultra noob-smasher pain-a-thon. I always enjoyed the gentler style Costume Quest took but it would have been nice to have the sequel mix things up a bit more to stop it becoming too repetitive or overly familiar. Very little has changed. The meat of the game is divided betwixt two scenarios; knocking on doors to trick or treat and seeing if you get candy or a fight, and then there is the fighting. It\u2019s not a bad system but one that gets a bit too predictable the longer the game goes on. The fighting in particular runs close to becoming tedious after a while. Two parties line up and take turns hitting each other until one party has lost all its health points, it\u2019s a time honoured system but one that wears itself pretty thin when it\u2019s limited to a few characters with the same moves and little involvement from the player.\nThe combat system has had a bit of tweaking though. The button timing mechanic for attacking opponents has been streamlined slightly to make it more consistent over the various costumes and there is a more effective block/counter-attack move to be learned. However you\u2019ll be performing the same actions so many times in combat you become numb to them. The joy of seeing the kids you play as transform into literal representations of their costumes and fight giant monsters or robots loses its impact after the hundredth fight or so. The special moves your characters can use are amusing (the clown\u2019s \u2018laughter is the best medicine\u2019 is my favourite), but even they become tiresome the more you see them. There are some enemies that certain costumes are stronger or weaker against, but I never found myself needing to worry about it so much and just used the costumes I liked best or had upgraded most recently. You also need to heal your party after fights otherwise damage taken rolls over to the next battle, but even this was never an issue I needed to adjust my tactics for. You can just eat some candy at any point to replenish health or visit a water fountain.\nIn the end, combat started to become the tedious bits in between the story and exploring. As slight as the fetch quests and trick or treating that make up the bulk of the non-fighting sections are, I still did it all with a big grin on my face. The world is just so cute and charming that I was irresistibly compelled to play on and poke my nose into every little corner of the game. The story was enjoyably bizarre and presented well (it follows on directly from the CQ1 DLC, Grubbins on Ice). It\u2019s frequently very funny and features a twist that had me giggling so much I dropped my controller. I spent a silly amount of time running around being a jerk honking a loud clown horn in people\u2019s face, trying to initiate diplomatic talks with everyone and hitting alligators with candy buckets. That this is a game that encourages such childishness can only be a good thing in my opinion.\nIt may not be for everyone, but if you\u2019re after a game that captures the child like glee of getting caught up in an insane festival, then Costume Quest 2 may be for you. It doesn\u2019t do anything that its forbearer didn\u2019t do, but it\u2019s a game that boasts buckets full of wit and an incredibly adorable outlook that\u2019s hard to dislike. After all, if it can make stone-hearted me appreciate Halloween in anyway, it has to be onto something.\nFrom my review for\n.', u'hours': 9.7, u'date': u'2014-12-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197970170056', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 291, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'mjc0961', u'hours': 9.9, u'products': 133, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2014-11-30', u'text': u'Pretty good game.  Just do yourself a huge favor and don\'t bother with the "Hardcorn Mode" achievement.  It\'ll make every battle drag on and get boring or frustrating, and you don\'t get any in-game bonuses for unlocking the achievement.  It\'s just a pointless, throwaway achievement added by people on the dev team who had no thought for the consequences this achievement would have on the game (makes the game worse if you try to unlock it).\nJust play normally and you\'ll have a great time.  Granted, it\'s not as good as the first game.  They took out a lot of customization by removing stamps and made combat even simpler than before.  Still a solid game, but not as good as the first.\nJust don\'t waste your time with the Hardcorn Mode achievement. I cannot stress that enough.  It\'s not worth it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'\u272a Pennywise', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 9, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-12', u'text': u'Funny with your friend the 1st time but Boring after this\n5$ for 10minutes of fun ;/', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'imbear | hellcase.com', u'text': u'this game is lit', u'hours': 4.9, u'date': u'2017-12-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198308461908', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 19, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'\U0001f499PonyMask\U0001f499', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 10, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-11', u'text': u"I Luv this <3\nEven if i don't have no body play with me.., But! I LIKE THIS.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Om3ga-Z3ro', u'text': u'A mistake they were trying to fix with a sequel, don\'t get me wrong. It\'s an improvement but it was still bad just like it\'s predecessor. Only being able to control one character while a slow stupid ai controls the other 2 party members. They didn\'t even know who would be the 3rd party member so they were like "F$#K it we will add pokemon to this mistake." Don\'t get me wrong, the game is an improvement from the last one, it is somewhat less linear than the last but it has to do about time travelling and that is the worse offense in making places look new, all the places you go to will look the same but in a different atmosphere because you revisit places in different time zones. Game progression is too easy I managed to get both of the main characters to level 99 with all their paradigm roles unlocked so the fights are still easy, what is good though is that enemies are no longer damage sponges but maybe that\'s because I am max level too early.\nOverall: it\'s an improvement, still bad but better, the only thing that kept me playing this excuse of a final fantasy is the music.', u'hours': 42.5, u'date': u'2017-08-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198218458060', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 112, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Draycon2326', u'text': u'game looped Lightning riding her horse on the first battle doing nothing i could still attack but, did no damage in short spagetti outta lasagna would reccomend', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-08-10', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198086230213', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 210, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'ER', u'hours': 108.7, u'products': 151, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-08-06', u'text': u"Game frequently crashes.  Don't waste your money on buying this rubbish game.  It's been more than a year and no one has managed to provide a fix on this issue.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Rikashey', u'text': u'Graphics are bad.', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2015-12-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198066135987', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 147, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'InQVIZittoR', u'text': u'Great game. Developers please make make udate fo windows 10, game doesnt working on that OS.', u'hours': 34.1, u'date': u'2015-12-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198012737014', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 95, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Unmitigated Disaster', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 164, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-12-23', u'text': u"I don't know.  It's hard to rate this game.   I didn't play it very much as you can tell so I'd give it a neutral if I could.  Now I get they are going for an 'old school' vibe - and I love me some old school games.  I love the old Ad&D Gold Box games and eat up iso RPGs,  But there is a difference between 'old school' and 'plain old ugly and cheap looking'.   Seriously, look at old-school type games like Undertale - low fidelity graphics DO NOT mean that it should look bad - Diablo, Fallout, all of those old school games had charm, lots of effort was put into how they looked and presented the story even with the limited technogy of the time.  This attention gave them a unique and appealing appearance which still holds up today....  A game released emulating them in 2015 shouldn't look significantly worse.  Saying your game is 'old-school' and 'not about the graphics' is not an excuse to release a game that looks like garbage that you obviously didn't spend much time on or put any effort into the presentation.  If you are going to do that then avoid graphics all together.  This would have been better as a MUD, to be honest.  I might have enjoyed it.\nI get that this game isn't about the graphics, but It just looks awful, the UI hurts my eyes, the sprites look like they were made in ten minutes (your character doesn't even have a unique sprite), the 'animations' are so low fidelity that I wonder if they spent any time on them at all.\nBut the worst sin of all is that the text, which is the games main draw and reading is most of what you will be doing, I found it obnoxiously hard to read and the way it explodes on the screen had me constantly scrolling up to follow the wall-of-text conversations.  It's a bad way of doing it.  Seriously, hundreds of games have done 'conversation style' text well, it's inexcusable and gets old very fast.\nThat, I think is what did it for me.  I could probably have stomached the rest of it if they had a way of reading text and having conversations with NPCs that didn't give me a headache and make me constantly have to scroll around.\nIt's just... I don't know..  Maybe the story is awesome - that's great and I would have gotten to it if I could have stomached the awful presenation and design.   This is still supposed to be a game, after all.  If I feel like the devs didn't care about or put any effort into how they presented their product to me, I can't care about it either.\nAnyway I really don't like to not recommend indie games.   I feel like they are the engine of the industry and need all the support they can get.  Especially games that try to be very different like this one and deal with mature subject matter without flinching...but I just can't recommend this game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'jesus_patriot', u'text': u'No', u'hours': 3.0, u'date': u'2015-04-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198031946595', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 222, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'LeadInjection', u'hours': 6.3, u'products': 418, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2015-03-29', u'text': u"If you like Memoir '44 the board game, and Days of Wonder as a publisher, then you will have no complaints about this PC adaptation - unless you hate the freemium model. Honestly the only complaint I have about this game is that you have to pay to play once you burn through the initial coins you receive for signing up, unless you merely play on the 2-3 free maps.  I know it takes money to run servers/develop games, but still.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Filthy Casual', u'hours': 2.1, u'products': 118, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-03-21', u'text': u'Re-write history to stop Fegelein from taking over the Reich.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Estarriol', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 261, u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'text': u'WARNING: If you get motion sickness easily you should AVOID this game, in case the trailer didn\'t make that clear. Rest of review below.\n----------\nUnpossible is similar to Super Hexagon in spirit but doesn\'t have its difficulty or its polish. As such, you can clear the entire game in half an hour, after which all you have left to do is beat your previous high score.\nAlso, while the game claims that failure is "always your fault", most of my deaths are caused from not being able to see the obstacles coming at me because of all the spinning I\'m doing. That\'s not a strategic challenge or even a reflex challenge, it\'s a parse-the-game challenge. And this game is not deep enough to justify that type of muscle-memory time investment.\nI wouldn\'t say Unpossible is a *bad* game, but it never shows me anything worth caring about and it\'s over before I\'ve found anything to love about the game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Mr.Dragon', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 12, u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-10-09', u'text': u'Very fun and addicting.\nI play it with no rage.\nWHY IS MY REVIEW SO CALM!\ni like trns\nbtw, gimme some monays', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'wroot', u'text': u"Worth buying with 90% discount coupon. Other than that the price is too big for this simple shoot em up in space game. It has nice graphics, but nothing spectacular. The humour and actors from the movie, but maybe too much humour (Madam President is annoying as hell :)). Nice acting, though all storyline is presented in a small video chat window at the top of the screen. It's ok though for a game costing a few bucks, not 20. One bad thing about dialogs is that they often run during the combat, so you can't really concentrate on them. And nazi general speaks German and there are only subtitles translating it. So you have to shoot enemies and read the text at the same time. Bad, bad design. Dialogs should be out of battles or battles should pause or something. Gameplay becomes repetitive fairly quickly, though sometimes you have to defend or capture something, but most of the time you have to blast enemies. There are several types of enemies, some are tougher. Some require to shoot at the right moment (like Zeppelins, you should shoot into opened docks, but they stay open for such a short time..). There is some strategy to the game, as you should first destroy all the smaller annoying ships, before going for the big ones. You should watch your shields and energy and transfer energy to shields, weapons or engine according to the situation. But if playing carefully you probably will never die. Even if you do, you will go back to the latest save (every major space jump creates auto save). You are also allowed to change ships sometimes and buy upgrades. Other ships are interesting and have different purposes, like Canadian bomber carrying nukes to destroy asteroids, but most of the time you will fly Dundee australian bomber. Another annoying part is that you have to gather salvages of the blasted enemies to sell them to buy upgrades. You blow the ship, you fly to collect the salvage and you do these hundreds of times.. Well, at least there is an achievement to collect 500 scraps and buy all the upgrades for a few ships. All achievements are rather easy (just don't forget to visit all the stations to get all the side missions), but one should try to get them on the first run collecting as many money, kills and salvages as possible, because trying to replay chapters after completing the game will make achievements glitch and not register.\nAll in all, i was pleased with the recreation of the atmosphere of the movie (music, characters, space combats). Last mission was too simple, short and a bit awkward (to fly inside the big ship). The ending was shallow. But it was fun, short game, which doesn't require much skill. For the price i got it i'm satisfyed, and maybe even try some of the DLCs. One of them let you fight for the Moon nazis, and another one even introduces RTS elements of commaning the fleet.\nP.S. one can always try a demo to get an impression.\nUpdate: don't buy DLCs, they are total \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665t..", u'hours': 23.4, u'date': u'2014-04-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197998753817', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 269, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Max \u265b -D-', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 31, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2014-04-11', u'text': u'nice..', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Dts_2002', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 70, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2014-04-06', u'text': u"its purpose of the game is good but its very very glitchy.Whenever someone's speaking the voice plays up and when u move it takes u where u don't want to go", u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'the.silent.rose', u'text': u'Terrible game. Do not recommend, Boring and useless.', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2014-09-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198074218842', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 107, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Ele (Jen)', u'text': u"It's as if Theme Hospital and [a paired-down version of] The Sims had a bit of a romance and then this popped out!\nTherefore, a lovely little bit of reminiscence [with a twist!] for those of us craving a Theme Hospital fix, with a lil extra cherry on top!\nI don't know if it's just nostalgia, but I think I do still consider Theme Hospital the better [more polished] of the two [still available on\nI think?]...... but this is a refreshing [yet still pretty retro!] lil take on that previous classic, with some added soap opera drama thrown in!", u'hours': 14.4, u'date': u'2014-09-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198042414432', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 285, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'twitch.tv/QueenMisrule', u'text': u"Pro:\nEasy to uninstall and hide from library.\nCon:\nThe story is not entertaining or engaging.\nThe game is short. The sandbox pointless.\nThe music and 'voice' are irritating.\nI did not find completing the tasks rewarding.", u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2014-09-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 22, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 1406, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'DJHC', u'hours': 2.6, u'products': 18, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'text': u'This is a very fun game, Infact, This is the game that got me into the game "Time Rifters" Which costs money, but is also related to this. i highly recommend doing an 100% complete game save By Yourself BEFORE Buying and playing time rifters.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Little Cate', u'text': u'I have 21 Hours in', u'hours': 22.1, u'date': u'2017-12-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198043831156', u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 255, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'm4y0', u'hours': 2819.5, u'products': 48, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'text': u'2', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'reposted', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 19, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-21', u'text': u'Excellent animation and art tool.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'TsundereFae', u'text': u"I have no idea how to use this\nain't no modeler", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-11-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 19, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'Jedi Scout', u'hours': 187.2, u'products': 16, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'text': u'First time making SFM but i need practice', u'early_access': False, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'Salarn', u'hours': 8.0, u'products': 3495, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-02-07', u'text': u'A narcoleptic sleepwalker is on the loose and only a semi creepy human faced bunny dog can keep him safe.  The rules are simple, Bob always turns to the right use movable barriers to direct him back safely to bed.\nThe difficulty ramps up with new enemies, non-euclidean geometry,  teleporters and more.  A large selection of levels provide a smooth ramp in difficulty and the Salvador Dali visuals are well done.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'PrimeableHD', u'text': u'Better than sex', u'hours': 11.9, u'date': u'2017-02-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 139, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'athetos', u'text': u"Decent game, not too hard but at the same time it will challenge you to think outside the box on some levels. Sadly there's not a lot of content here but I find a lot of fun in trying to optimize puzzles and find non-intended routes. May not be worth it at full price but in a bundle or on sale I would say go for it.", u'hours': 13.2, u'date': u'2017-01-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198053604879', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 548, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'Nas', u'hours': 13.1, u'products': 153, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-17', u'text': u"Fun combat, fun story, and it kept me entertained till the end. It's a solid game I've been hounded to play since it's release, I should have listened sooner.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'dns', u'text': u'if u want to be rich and a dude in a bat costume buy it so you can beat all dem niBBas in the face and save the city bc ur parents died', u'hours': 7.4, u'date': u'2017-11-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 443, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'Brekomanas', u'hours': 8.2, u'products': 57, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-17', u'text': u"Just got this game for my collection 'cause I have already played it.PERFECT GAME", u'early_access': False, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'splicerman30', u'text': u'nklkjl', u'hours': 8.4, u'date': u'2016-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198134369135', u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 59, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Saint Aaron', u'text': u"I didn't expect to like this game. It looked hokey and cheesy. Sure the graphics looked decent, but the art looked like something I would have doodled back in high school. You know what though? It all pulls together brilliantly!\nThis RPG doesn't try to be overly complicated. It's a simple game, with simple controls and simple graphics. It's simple to play, and simply enjoyable", u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2016-11-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198011965365', u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 7, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 1689, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'^7ja^1co', u'text': u'Cannot recommend this game. Nothing fun here for me.', u'hours': 4.0, u'date': u'2016-10-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197967685936', u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 1745, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Walt', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 22, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-10-07', u'text': u'Beautiful, heartwarming, and often an emotional rollercoaster. Not so much gameplay, but still a great experience.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'aceblade', u'text': u'no\nkind of useless and basic metaphors', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-10-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198376518448', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 33, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'cperry31', u'text': u'very fun', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-10-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198130312604', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 21, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Serenis', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 761, u'product_id': u'452570', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'text': u'Voice acting is top notch, The female protaganist is cute and funny if not a little lazy :p combat is tight and has more mix up than I was assuming since its not the main draw of the game. Story is interesting as heck so far, has a hunger games meets top chef vibe. Gonna continue to play after I finish up some other games. I just had to try this first, Unless theres a game breaking bug its gonna be a great ride. easy recommend only 36 minutes in.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Vlad_1492', u'text': u"I've spent unhealthy amounts of time on this since I got it.  Sleep deprivation territory.\nLeft my keys in my jacket, left the jacket on the chair, locked up the game room and went to bed.\nCrawled back in through the window to get the keys and sat down to try one more round.\nSeemed like the thing to do at the time.  I don't *think* anybody saw me.  Who needs pride.\nIf you like fretting over ideal crew combinations and worrying over your mass budget for weapons and plotting optimal routes between trade centers and always always wondering if the next die roll is your last, this might be your kind of space game.\nSet an alarm or maybe two for when it is time to stop. Maybe schedule a power outage.\nVery nice work for Day 1, extremely responsive devs at the moment, I look forward to even more improvements.", u'hours': 125.2, u'date': u'2017-11-16', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 348, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Spindles the Keyboard Goblin', u'text': u"This game takes a bit of learning, but the curve isn't too steep. One you've got the rhytm of the game, it's exceedingly fun and addictive. This is  an incredibly solid strategy game that's already caused me to burn hours upon hours sailing the starry seas, sinking ships and taking part in intergalactic politics.\nPros-\nAddictive, rewarding gameplay.\nEngaging ship-to-ship combat\nRich customization for both your captain and officers\nImpressively solid for an early access game\nCons-\nCrew morale spikes down at an alarming speed.\nMissions that require you to make several rolls to acess the next objective point can be incredibly annoying\nYou're often at the mercy of the RNG.\nLacking art assets for weapons.", u'hours': 49.4, u'date': u'2017-11-16', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198013395003', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 153, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'HSS', u'text': u'I have only logged 2 hours so far but this game caught my attention and I feel like I have barely scratched the surface. 10/10 would recommend. Also game was on sale for \xa39.11', u'hours': 3.3, u'date': u'2017-11-16', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198078039686', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 107, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'S1l3ntD3rp', u'text': u'This game series is what bullethells look like', u'hours': 3.0, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198265145144', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 79, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'Sabishiryu', u'text': u'The best Bullet Hell franchise in history. This game has a good selection of characters and excelent soundtrack.', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198312022722', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 99, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'\u2744 Miek \u2744', u'hours': 5.6, u'products': 111, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u"It's a great bullet hell. It also includes girls with hats, beautiful bullet patterns and an amazing soundtrack.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'gucci', u'text': u"> Let me be clear to point out the fact that I played and finished this game back in 2013 on the PS3 and that this game wholesomely receives a recommendation MOSTLY due to the singleplayer aspect alone. <\nEveryone knows this game by now, so I'd rather choose to ignore discussing about singleplayer, despite the fact that it's absolutely one of the most enjoyable stories I've had the pleasure to partake in as the 13 year old kid me back then and even now.\nThere's a recent inflow of gamers these days where apparently people only have 30 minutes of dedicated playtime. The pricing in Online is not as horrible as people make it out to be, it's just like any other game that requires you to farm to get what you want. People want things too easy these days (aka every c*nt ever that complains about how things require time and dedication). News flash, bud,\n-- oh boi the flak I'll get for defending Rockstar's pricing.\nI'd say the primary issue I have with this game is that it's hard to consistently earn money if half of the time what you're doing is staring at a loading screen. Doesn't matter if you have the game installed on an SSD or HDD, it just relies on connectivity, but it's still f*cking awful, 1-2 minute(s) just to disconnect from a mission session.\nFirst Person View gets a huge plus from me, it's like playing a new game.\nGame is worth every penny you paid for it, even just for the singleplayer alone.", u'hours': 51.9, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 0, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 77, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'DodoFTW', u'hours': 55.9, u'products': 150, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u">so excited and installing GTA V\n>the intro so intense\n>played as Frankline and pimping my ride\n>driving like a maniac and bumped onto too many ppl\n>bumped onto a street cat\n>I stopped the car and checking that cat is okay\n>it's dead\n>quit the game and uninstalling\n>also uninstalled entire steam games\n>turned off the pc\n>sat in the corner and crying", u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Hullhulk CSGOempire.com', u'text': u'Very nice game!', u'hours': 95.4, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198193507195', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 7, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Trollmann', u'text': u'Very interesting and atmospheric story. 10/10', u'hours': 17.6, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198121274243', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 104, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Lpsrocks00', u'text': u"Higurashi astounded me by how good its story was. Great art, great characters, great horror. I played every chapter in the series and by far the first chapter is my favorite. If you haven't yet, play it now.", u'hours': 10.2, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198241596864', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 266, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Kasumi Tani', u'text': u'A teenage boy Keiichi moves from Tokyo to a small village Hinamizawa with his family. Keiichi quickly become friends with a several girls, and enjoys simple but carefree life in Hinamizawa. But one day, a causal phrase said by a stranger revealed secret that Keiichi\u2019s friends were hiding from him: every year in Hinamizawa one person dies and another mysteriously disappears, and the village festival when it happens is near\u2026\nAnd suddenly Keiichi realizes that he can no longer trust the people he thought of as friends. And when he takes a second look, their previously friendly smiles start looking sinister, and behind seemingly innocent phrases are threatening second meanings\u2026\nWill Keiichi find out the truth behind Hinamizawa\u2019s disappearances, before it\u2019s too late?\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nWhen Cicadas Cry is a kinetic novel, meaning there are no dialogue choices: you just read the story as if it was an illustrated book.\nThe story is top-notch, and I fully recommend When Cicadas Cry series to everyone who enjoys a good story.', u'hours': 23.7, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198043960246', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 636, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Lord Nero', u'text': u'ive been a fan of the Koihime Mus\u014d franchise for years and when i found out about this game was was disapointed that i probibly wouldnt get to play it. turns out i was wrong and its everything a fanboy like me can hope for.', u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2016-06-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198081709547', u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 105, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'GRAU', u'text': u'When you think of fighting games packed with only female characters, some of which wearing rather skimpy outfits, you probably immediately think it\u2019s not going to be something you\u2019d want to be caught playing. However, Koihime Enbu focusses on providing a no-frills, easy-to-get-into fighting game without falling prey to coming out as a pervy mess. Watch our Koihime Enbu gameplay and review video on YouTube below!\nThere are a tonne of fighting games on the gaming market these days, and only a few of them stand out from the crowd. 2D fighters have been and gone, and brought back again using Anime style graphics. However, when one thinks of Anime style games, the thoughts that follow are usually along the lines of perverted panty flashes and ridiculously short skirts. Thankfully Koihime Enbu provides a lot more than this.\nThe combat in Koihime Enbu is fairly fast paced and combos are incredibly enjoyable to pull off using one of the current thirteen playable characters. You can play through the usual game modes such as Scenario, Arcade, Training and more.', u'hours': 4.7, u'date': u'2016-06-21', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 4, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 83, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'twitch.tv/OmegaPrimal', u'text': u"How to start this review.\nThe game is fun, and very well done, but there was a few things that bugged me while I was playing it. First The AI seems learn incredibly faster after stage 5 witch make stage 6 almost unbeatable to somebody who have mobility dificulties. I don't know if there's a dificultie level in the story mode... didn't really searched for that. But i was destroying the AI in the first 5th stage and then, was barelly able to make a few move before being KOed by the AI in stage 6. In the arcade mode I barely made it to stage 7 just to get obliterate on that stage. The dificulties level might need a little reajustment.\nI didn't tryed the multiplayer yet and will try soon. I'll update the review after that.\nPros\n*Nice design\n*Nice voice acting\n*Nice story (from what I saw)\nCons\n*The AI go on energy drink after level 5\n*We got less then 2 sec to memorise the special attack of our fighter before the game start.\nEven if the cons I mentioned are really a big one, I'm still recomending that game cause I understand that I have a mobility handicap, and that's not the problem of most player. But an easier AI would be apreciated.", u'hours': 5.9, u'date': u'2016-06-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 5, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 4089, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Phantasma', u'hours': 3.7, u'products': 167, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-07-20', u'text': u'Absolute garbage.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'[TTC] Izaya Orihara [GER]', u'hours': 14.2, u'products': 252, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-07-20', u'text': u'So, I bought this game on Humble Bundle for like 1$, which was well worth it in my Opinion.\nYes, this game has a lot of flaws, BUT it is a lot of fun, too!\nIts a fast paced 3v3 Shooter on small (maybe a bit too small) maps.\nThe Size of the Maps and Speed of the Gameplay often hinders real Tactical Gameplay, like it is entirely possible to take 3 steps from your spawn and have already run into the enemy group ._.\nAs of now (still in the Humble Bundle Sales window) it\xb4s relatively easy to find a Lobby, I do not know how many of these Players will stay tho. So if you got a Dollar to spare go for it now.\nThere is Singleplayer Content, too. But it is utter garbage. It just throws you alone on the same maps against zombies, gives you boring objectives (theres not realy a story either), and is sadistically difficult without any noteworthy reward.\nAll in all tho, I think it is a worthwile Mulitplayer Experience despite its many flaws.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Kono Dio Da', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 388, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-07-20', u'text': u'not working at all', u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'IChugWindex', u'text': u'Remove Kebab', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-01-10', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 1566, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Solaralos', u'hours': 7.1, u'products': 191, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-01-08', u'text': u"It's like kerbal space program but with less rocket science and more memes", u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Ben`\xa1', u'text': u'I now understand why Trump hate so much Mexico.', u'hours': 6.6, u'date': u'2017-01-08', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 405, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Animono', u'text': u'4/10', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-06-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198033984598', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 327, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'jane in chains', u'text': u'Just as fun as the first! Definitely recommend.', u'hours': 13.8, u'date': u'2014-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198086243888', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 23, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'gerbert', u'text': u'this game was like the cutest game ever i recomend you to play it and share it to friends. its definetly is a kid game with just a little bit of action.still its still a good youtube series and a good game', u'hours': 14.9, u'date': u'2014-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198126002986', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 65, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Mister Eve', u'hours': 3.1, u'products': 329, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2014-11-23', u'text': u'In my opinion not as great as the first one. Some improvements, but some drops.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'the flying spaghetti monster', u'hours': 57.6, u'products': 37, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-11', u'text': u'love it', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'VakarTR', u'text': u"First, I watched vids about this game and it looked really fun but the truth is: it's not.\nThis game is really a waste of money.\n-Nobody joins a game\n-There is no order in the game, everyone is just running around\n-You will only play it 2 games and that will be it for the rest of your life\n-Even with friends its not even that fun, not much to do", u'hours': 5.2, u'date': u'2017-12-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198218806923', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 14, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'H.R.Pufnstuf', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 57, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-10', u'text': u'I put this game under the "Regrettable Junk" folder in my library.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Platinumlux', u'hours': 62.1, u'products': 10, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-08-06', u'text': u"This game quits and crashes everytime I play it. I'm waiting for my refund.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'|mBA-|Bragus36', u'text': u'my game always crash idk why...can anyone help?', u'hours': 25.2, u'date': u'2017-08-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198167614682', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 40, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Starbadger', u'hours': 104.9, u'products': 168, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-08-03', u'text': u"The PC port is absolute TRASH. Experiencing control functionality loss causing very tedious workarounds (haven't looked online for a patch solution as of yet and I won't for other problems), game optimization is very sub-par (par being a hobo in a garage).\nThe story line is okay- but only if you do your best not to poke at square enix's ridiculous understanding of time.\nAll this was doable, and I'd planned to 100% the game but.... an absolutely unforgivable aspect is allowing the player to level up WRONG. Now sure, you might say many games have this aspect. What differentiates FF13-2 from those is that the level up system is comprised of you pressing A to gain one level... Straightforward, right? Unfortunately if you do it in the wrong place at the wrong time, hidden mathematical formulas give you a NOTICABLY weaker character. For example, my character (level 99 in all specializations) had 200 less strength than if I had abused this \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665t optimally. Out of 1000. 20% \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ed for no reason at all.\nUndeserving of any money.\nIn short, game review 2/10, PC port review 0/10.\nIf you do research to not get\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665raped by the copious amount of \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665t landmines square enix is determined to throw at its fans, this game might be a solid 6.7/10 (on console only).", u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Zaberk', u'text': u'\u2026\u2026\u2026,-\'::::::::::::\u201e:\u201e\u201e-~-~--\'~-\'~--~-~--~--~\u201e:,\'\n\u2026\u2026..,\'::::::::::,~\'\': : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : \'-|\n\u2026\u2026..|::::::::,-\': : : : : : : : - -~\'\'\'\'\xaf\xaf\'\'-\u201e: : : : : :\\\n\u2026\u2026..|::::::::|: : : : : : : : : _\u201e\u201e--~\'\'\'\'\'~-\u201e: : : : : \'|\n\u2026\u2026..\'|:::::::,\': : : : : : :_\u201e\u201e-: : : : : : : : ~--\u201e_: |\'\n\u2026\u2026\u2026|::::::|: : : \u201e--~~\'\'\'~~\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'-\u201e\u2026_..\u201e~\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\xaf\xaf|\xaf",\n\u2026\u2026\u2026|:::::,\':_\u201e\u201e-|: : :_\u201e---~: : :|\'\'\xaf\xaf\'\'\'\'|: ~---\u201e_: |\xaf\xaf|\n\u2026\u2026..,~-,_/\'\': : : |: :(_ o__): : |: : : :|:(_o__): \\.. |\n\u2026\u2026../,\'-,: : : : : \'\'-,_______,-\'\': : : : \'\'-\u201e______\\-\'\n\u2026\u2026..\\: :|: : : : : : : : : : : : : :\u201e: : : : :-,: : : : : :\\\n\u2026\u2026\u2026\',:\': : : : : : : : : : : : :,-\'__: : : :_\',: : : : ,\'\n\u2026\u2026\u2026.\'-,-\': : : : : :___\u201e-: : :\'\': : \xaf\'\'~~\'\': \': : ~--|\'\n\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026.|: ,: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :|\n\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026.\'|: \\: : : : : : : : -,\u201e_\u201e\u201e-~~--~--\u201e_: : : | Dangit, Bobbeh', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2015-12-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 79, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Communist \u010d\xe1vo', u'text': u"I bought this game in some bundle before 1 year. I don't install it after i bought it. And i made a big mistake. It's a perfect game with a long story and exciting gameplay.", u'hours': 4.0, u'date': u'2015-12-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198055924106', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 91, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Banerik', u'text': u'Expertly written with classic, challenging isometric gameplay (which, admittedly, suffers from the limitations of its stylistic predecessors), Inquisitor is an excellent roleplaying experience. And, when I say challenging, I mean, very challenging (maybe I missed some essential way to make combat easy), but very rewarding.', u'hours': 14.5, u'date': u'2015-12-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198004142785', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 570, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Kaiser', u'text': u'A great PC tabletop war game.', u'hours': 5.6, u'date': u'2015-02-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198155967826', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 46, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'[LCM] Demigryph', u'hours': 2.8, u'products': 137, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2015-02-06', u'text': u"Pay to play , why don't they set a 20\u20ac price?", u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'makarri', u'text': u"each time I play this ww2 simulation game i play very good tactics but I continuously have horrible dice luck.  Dice rolling is 90% of this game, if you are looking for a strategy game don't play this game,  If you are looking for a random\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665gambling game set in a WW2 environment, play this game you will have fun =)", u'hours': 7.4, u'date': u'2015-02-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198032445738', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 22, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Otters | The Mighty Hazz', u'text': u"It's actually quite possible", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-09-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 228, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Epikas Jones', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 145, u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-08-03', u'text': u'A game where the "difficulty" is based on complete RNG, Do you have good reactions and memory? Well tough luck because they\'re useless here, Restart a level a million times till you get a good pattern and rail angles to line up for you, earn aches then uninstall the game or just uninstall anyways if your tired of the brainless nonsense. None of it matters anyways because it doesn\'t show or mean anything either does the hacked leaderboards.\nWhats strange is I don\'t know wether to call the games main description trolling, or simply ignorance of the developer but it\'s spot on for being everything thats it\'s not, I would call it irony but after reading the line that says "eveything is your fault"  I\'m going to go with the ladder.\n\nThat literally sums up the entirety of the game you either have a fun successful run due to everything lining up just right or you fail due to an\n, your skill matters not. What I WOULD recommend is something like Thumper where skill, reactions memory ect all matter.\n\nUsually don\'t write too many nasty negative reviews but when I see devs of games being LAZY with their difficulty it just ticks me off. it just boils down to incompetence and a lack of ideas, of the which a game should not be released.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'wildsaf', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 589, u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-07-03', u'text': u'One of the best casual challengers on mobile, this works just as great with a gamepad on the big screen. Have never been so stressed and relaxed at the same time. Love the music and the graphics, while simple, are atmospheric and do the job. It helps to stay on the inside of the curve so you can better see what is coming up. Definitely worth a couple of bucks. Thumbs up!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Zhymli', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 595, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2014-04-01', u'text': u'This game is simply a no-no for me.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'BOOMBOX', u'hours': 1.4, u'products': 209, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2014-09-15', u'text': u'Not an Enjoyable Tycoon styled game. It plays out as if it were a TV Hospital Drama but pretty much dictates the first few hours of gameplay. Following the "tutorial" the game has little more to offer and does not live up to other sim/building games that have followed. This game is deffinitely able to be played by kids and the "humor" or attempt at humor will go over their heads. If you the consumer are looking for a game DONT LOOK HERE.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Patrick Star', u'hours': 9.5, u'products': 51, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'text': u'its okay for a free game but it will get boring after a while', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'MasterCrow \u2326', u'text': u'click click click', u'hours': 57.1, u'date': u'2017-12-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 193, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Homie', u'hours': 32.3, u'products': 47, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'text': u'Simulation on how to watch 50 tutorials', u'early_access': False, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'jacobhinkle', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 514, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-01-17', u'text': u'Back to bed is an MC Escher painting made video game.  The concept is simple, Bob is sleep walking, so get him back to his bed.  Hence the title, Back to Bed.  But how you are able to do that changes and gets progressively more difficult.\nI played this game, loved it, but got stuck on a part with fish and exhaust fans.  My own lack of intelligence stopped me there, nothing the game did.\nIf you like puzzle games, and programming games you will likely enjoy this game alot.  I say programming because you have to be able to predict the upcoming moves in order to string together turns to guide him back to bed.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'pakisgoku54', u'text': u'one of the best games i have played!', u'hours': 27.1, u'date': u'2017-11-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197997989115', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 56, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'Timistoolmanis', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 402, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-09-25', u'text': u"Simplistic loot driven RPG that is neither good nor bad.  As other reviews have said, I can't recommend it, but I can't fault it for what it is.  It is mediocre at best.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'White Guy', u'text': u"It's boring game and nothing else.", u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2017-09-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198255270485', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 66, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'funnyzombie', u'text': u'Interesting concept and art, music, I liked it at first but after few doors it was repetitive. I did not play the full game if it exist but even in the free version it was not what I expected. I was thinking that there would be more interaction and more about phases of life -> Life from born throught adulthood and finally death bed. Some stories were great but some stories were weird and very short and making almost no sense.\nBy the way lesson learned to give homeless people hot dog!\nI still recommended this game (there is no middle button) because you can play it for free and decided for yourself.', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-09-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198005880949', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 63, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'CSOFFER.ME', u'text': u'I enjoy getting stuck inside the roof of a skyscraper while trying to save my parents', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-09-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 54, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Vagabond', u'text': u"This game is a single player RPG space exploration game that is a continuation of the Star Traders Elite phone game but with alot more options.  Star Traders was/is a game that needed a PC release so that it could bloom into a full fledged RPG and even though its in very early Early Access it already is a winner.\nIf you like SciFi, Space Exploration, and RPG then don't wait and grab this game now as I'm sure the cost will increase as the features and options expand.", u'hours': 32.2, u'date': u'2017-11-16', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197979806941', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 342, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'cvbrwnca', u'text': u'This is a hard game for me to review. But lets just get this out the way, i do like it but as i can only give it a "yes or no" its tuff. First there is nothing macanicly wrong with the game.\nThe art style works very well for it. The combat sysytem is streamline but tactical. Sound and msuic is very good. Yes there is a shead lode of text to read, wich for me, is a problem as i have dyslicea. So whots the problem?\nThe game is open ended and yes its desined that way, its not my first pick in a game.  There is a good starting story line but at the moment its not very long and there is not a big over arcing story. I have read that is to to come but i am review it as is, and as is its not whot i would call a fully fleshed out game from a story perspective. Also there is no custome dificulty as of yet. Why is this a problem? permy death is reserved for the higher dificulty wich can be brutl and the easy is so basic that there is littel to no risk. personly i would like the opshon to make aspects easy but have a real sence of mortalty, Like say Inviserbal inc.\nThe key think to remeber is that i have been told the company dose have a good track recoled of seeing a project throw. This is good as i personly set the bench mark at a prison arctiect type of updates and responce, for a EAG.\nIf like me you have never played any of the other games of the first Star traders you may feel overwheled with whots going on or underinflated with the seeming lack of story.\nIf you not in to trasnport / trading games this may not be for you. BUT that beeing sead that is not my type of game but somthing about this game got under my skin and so i have desided to keep it even thow i was convinced i was going to hav to ask for a refund with in the first hour.\nIf, like me, your willing to let the game soke for a bit or are looking for a good RPG space opra game this is sertnaly werth your time.\nAnd if your willing to do all that and take the risk, get it now when its on offer and help the DEV out. IF i had seen this game at its full price i may not have got it. but at \xa39 its wrth it even as is.', u'hours': 12.8, u'date': u'2017-11-16', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197980532351', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 33, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Pyro__', u'hours': 9.0, u'products': 48, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-16', u'text': u"This is the first time I've ever felt compelled to leave a review for any game and man is it worth it. This game may be in Early Access, but it definitely doesn't feel like it. The amount of content already available is staggering and quite overwhelming at first. However, once you start to find your way around, you'll find a plethora of options available and man is it fantastic.\nIt's hard to explain this game but its great. You quite literally have the option to do whatever you want and all in the vastness of outer space.\nThere are some bugs and minor spelling issues, but that is to be expected, as this is an EA title but don't let that dissuade you from checking this game out. I highly recommend it if you love space, flying your own ship from planet to planet, exploring random, unknown areas and having the freedom to do whatever you want.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Mai', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 19, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'This is just great. I\'ve been waiting for so long to buy a Touhou game, and boom. We have it on Steam. Not only that, the game is amazing too. I just... need to get better at it. ^^"', u'early_access': False, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'Serico7', u'text': u'Lets just review this compared to other Touhou games. This game has Komano Aunn and other Touhou games do not.', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198082932621', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 813, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'MDanx', u'hours': 12.0, u'products': 258, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'Touhou finally on Steam. Praise ZUN.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'\u272fSmart9k\u272f A.k.a HACKER', u'text': u"I'm definitely hooked by this game...totally stop playing other games when I got GTA V as a gift from a very good friend. However, this game has both pros and cons. Here are my thoughts about GTA V.\nPros:\n- Stunning visuals\n- Great soundtracks\n- Comprehensive gameplay. The tutorial is helpful enough to get you to know the gameplay.\n- Full controller support which makes it easier to drive / fly vehicles\n- There are lots of stuffs to do in GTA V and the devs keep updating / adding new missions on it, so it's still fun even after many years of release.\n- More fun with friends, but you can also play solo if you don't have any or if you don't wanna play with them. :P\n- Has both story mode and online mode\n- I like the options that you can customize your online session to play with friends only or with pubs.\n- Basically The Sims for guys (and girls) with more actions!\n- I would consider the shark cards as a pro because why not? It's a shortcut to getting rich. Still better than hacking though.\nCons:\n- So many hackers killing the buzz of the game\n- Laggy <<< The game runs on P2P because Rockstar has no dedicated servers for online sessions as per Ender's comment. I sometimes get disconnected or lagging moment when playing with some friends.\n- Some other players may be annoying by constantly killing you. If you get salty, just change the session or kill them back until they change the server instead.", u'hours': 81.7, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198797493263', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 6, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'112699904', u'text': u'Bad serviser', u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198802439901', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 1, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Corvo The Assassin', u'text': u'Bootifull game. Great Graphics, great single player, And really great Multiplayer. Cant go wrong with this game.', u'hours': 309.6, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198043674400', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 81, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Derpy Hooves', u'hours': 25.1, u'products': 131, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'I highly recommend this to any fan of mystery games and visual novels in general. Downloading the patch for PS3 BGs and voice acting is encouraged, though I prefer playing with the original photographic backgrounds as I feel more immersed with them.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'NavKor', u'hours': 7.1, u'products': 58, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-21', u'text': u'Chilling.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Neku', u'hours': 2.9, u'products': 170, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-18', u'text': u'Feels.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u"Jackin' JoJo", u'text': u"I've never been able to get into fighting games, but this is definately one of the best ones i've played, so good infact that I have enjoyed it for more than 70 minutes which is about my attention span with most fighting games. The price on this game however may seem like its a bit much but honestly this offers more than Street Fighter V and that game is $60 pick it up no questions asked its well worth it.", u'hours': 4.6, u'date': u'2016-06-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198076276605', u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 271, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'[YB] aznpikachu215 (GameOver)', u'text': u'This game reminds me of playing in a combo system of Marvel vs. Series, and Melty Blood, while it plays like it, but it relies heavily on the combo system, and making choices on how to attack/defend on the playing field. If you played like the old school 2D fighting games, then you guys would enjoy this.', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2016-06-02', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 7, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 49, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'HotGarbage', u'text': u'amazing fighter but not worth 43 dollars', u'hours': 3.0, u'date': u'2016-05-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198074301212', u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 73, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'GnomeDompski', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 334, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-07-19', u'text': u"Boo. Not cool.\nThe game won't start, and the only advice is to disable antivirus and remove headphones...\nCome back to the PC gaming market when you are serious.\nEDIT: Woof. I guess a game not starting at all isn't a legitimate reason to not recommend a game...\nI'm far from the only one. The discussions are full of people with the same issue. Devs disclosed workaround, but did NOT actually ever fix the game.\n--------------------------------------------------------------\nPS - I used a macro to click play for 5 mins. The 5 min minimum playtime to write a review is BS since the darn thing won't start, and I don't trust anything that forces me to disable my PCs protection.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'ThreeDeeGlasses', u'text': u"It doesn't even use Games for Windows Live and it's still dead...", u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-07-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 211, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Zombielad124', u'text': u'this game is pretty fun with friends', u'hours': 9.2, u'date': u'2017-07-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198108618320', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 168, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Vlasciar', u'text': u'Suck something else romainia... This game just made me hate my own country but i still bought 1 extra copy.', u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2017-01-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 188, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'jeffrey1017', u'text': u'Pros:\nlots of funny stuffs\npolan can into steam \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665!!11!\nplayed longer than i thought\nCons:\ngame is of borings\nRecommended to get it on a sale if you liek polandball comics!', u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2017-01-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198167258382', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 55, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'CansRUs', u'text': u'I got killed by a phone - 3310/10', u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2017-01-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 8, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 93, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'NullifidianNick', u'hours': 13.7, u'products': 517, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2014-11-23', u'text': u"Costume Quest 2 is a ton of fun. It's a lot like the first one, but much more over the top and visually funny. Double Fine really knows how to write comedy, as usual.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Tanzywanzy', u'hours': 9.9, u'products': 308, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2014-11-22', u'text': u'Just as fun as the first one!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Hitchet', u'hours': 13.6, u'products': 847, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2014-11-22', u'text': u"I'm a big fan of\nand especially the first part of the game so i enjoyed it very much. There is no revolutionary step between both games but you will feel this atmosphere for sure.\n9/10", u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Dora_Da_Explorer', u'text': u'dont buy this game', u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2017-12-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198192343277', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 6, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Legit Roleplayer', u'text': u'i kinda want my money back cause there is so many bugs and they bearly ever update the game', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2017-12-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198141525421', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 22, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'SphincterGypsy', u'hours': 3.1, u'products': 44, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-09', u'text': u"This is by far one of the most creative and fun to play games that I have ever played. No matter what system I'm on it's alway's fun to quickly insttall this game and start playing. 8/8 m8.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'jkt431', u'hours': 8.9, u'products': 380, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-07-30', u'text': u"tl:dr\nGame has a save bug which causes crashes and I've read that the game is unstable in general. Do not recommend.\n***\nUnfortunately, this port is not a stable one. This review will not touch on any actual aspects of the game, which a shame because all I didn't find it that bad as a whole when I played on PS3 (not saying there aren't some major flaws, especially with the story and flow).\nSo there is a bug where quite often the game will freeze (or crash in my case) when trying to save from the start menu. I've read theories that this has to do with how Steam Cloud Saves are implemented in the game, which makes sense to me as the Steam Application itself also freezes upon the game crashing. Apparently, turning off Steam Cloud Saving alleviates the save crashed but I've also read about the game just crashing in general (I have not experienced these crashes in the short time I played on PC). It's a shame the steam version will probably never be updated for bug fixes/optimization.\nI personally can't put up with the save crashes and won't try and tolerate the general crashes. I do not recommend the Steam PC version of Final Fantasy XIII-2.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Ohm', u'hours': 61.5, u'products': 224, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-07-30', u'text': u"If you love FF13 you will hate this game\nBecause of\n1. The story is so unnecessary. FF13 is already having a good conclusion but the story of this game ruins it all.\n2. The party member is very downgraded. FF13 consisted of 6 people party member but this game has 2 people and 1 monster.\n3. The historia crux (Time travel system). Why this is even a thing for Final Fantasy game.\n4. The puzzle. It's annoying more than fun.\n5. The encounter system. This one has random encounter whereas FF13 show enemies/monsters on the map.\nIf you hate FF13 maybe you will love this game\nWhy, Because of\n1. It having more freedom.\n2. It having more sidequest.\n3. It having more NPC to talk with.\n4. It having mini-game.\n5. It having a puzzle.\n6. It having \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing QTE for more action during the cutscene.\n7. No more confusing word like l'cie, cie'th, fal'cie (It still has but it toned down for easily understandable story)\nIt's like the developer of this game taking the feedback from the player of FF13 too seriously and executed it in wrong way possible.\nAND the big issue of this game is IT WON'T RUN PROPERLY ON WINDOWS 10 it will crash a lot no matter how hard you try to play this game (I complete this game on Windows 8.1 so I don't have any issue).\nSo my conclusion is if you never play FF13 before.\nDon't buy this game.\nGo play FF13 and try to complete it.\nIt may be linear.\nThe story may be confusing at time.\nBut it excellent on it own.\nAnd trust me don't ever look back for FF13-2 and lightning return or you will feel very disappointed in your life.\nPS. if there any grammar or language issues I'm sorry for it English is not my native", u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'InsidiousLoyalist', u'hours': 6.5, u'products': 144, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-07-27', u'text': u'I bought and beat this game way back in the days of ps3 and the game was so great I wanted to buy it and replay it on Steam. Saddly Square Enix made a terrible port and never bothered to fix it, or have any meaningful updates to make it run better. Some people say things like "you just need to understand your computer well enough to run it", Sadly this isn\'t usually the case, since windows 10 came things only got worse so as much as I love it I\'ll probably never get the chance to have a good play through again. Which is really kind of sad.\nSo I mean if you\'re willing to disable steam functions and manually save every few minutes so you don\'t lose everything over and over again then yeah sure. Anyway we need to throat punch square enix port makers or convince them to come back and fix this. Some would say it\'s sad that anyone gets upset over something like this, I\'d argue that it only shows that the game was good and it was well enjoyed by a lot of people, that\'s why the port makes the fans so sad.\nIf you want it then be prepared to be frustrated by it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'DoorMatte', u'hours': 3.6, u'products': 81, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2015-11-08', u'text': u"This game isn't for the casual player. It's a hardcore RPG that you have to put time into in order to get into it, as I have found out. It's similar to Morrowind in the fact that it gives you next to no direction, so you have to find stuff out for yourself. I personally think it's awesome, it's got an in depth story that reeks adventure and the chatacters are all well developed too. At first you may think the graphics are utter crap, but they really do fit in with the feel of the game.\nAs I said, the casual player beware, as this game isn't for the feint hearted.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Syncope', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 358, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2015-10-31', u'text': u'The dialogue reads like it was written by an 11 year old boy, one of the first conversations describes someone as a "weirdo" and the town as "\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665"\nIf you\'re writing an rpg game, your writing needs to be better.\nThe ui and mechanics are poor and the engine makes combat more difficult than it need be.\nTheres no tutorial, not even a text prompt to tell you how to add spells, or use potions, see item stats etc, these are all forgiveable once you know but this game isnt polished.\nId give this one a miss if i were you.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Wirdjos', u'text': u"Inquisitor tries to emphasize your role as an inquisitional investigator over the role of the average hack-and-slash adventurer. When it succeeds at doing so, the game is good, great even. My fondest moments with Inquisitor involve happening upon a random person in an unexpected place, as I was always eager to begin questioning in hopes of learning a tidbit of information that could point to a heretic (and the entirety of the townsfolk were already squeezed dry of new leads). This didn't always pan out of course, many questions just result in a dead end, but that's exactly what made the experience so enjoyable. Without the cut and dried certainty that any NPC or line of dialogue important enough to be coded in would be important enough to move the plot forward, full scrutiny must be applied to everything. Complete exploration was thus also worthwhile, especially with the risk of torturing or burning an innocent at stake. The game goes wrong, however, when it turns away from text-based investigation and throws itself headlong into dungeon crawling. The combat is both obtuse and tedious. Enemies give no indication of how much life they may have or how close you may have been to defeating them which means that there's no way of telling if you were on the verge of success or if you need to completely reevaluate your approach. Weapons and armor break at alarming rates and with dungeons that may go on for anywhere from three to nine full floors; even devoting a quarter of your inventory to replacements will see you making a couple of trips to the surface for repairs. Status effects have a similar feeling to them, like they may have been designed for causing pain over fun. Poison lasts for nearly four full minutes and drains both health and stamina, the latter being the resource needed to fight effectively. Some status aliments skip the character and affect the player directly by changing the cursor's behavior. Blindness, disorientation and confusion cause the cursor to disappear, invert, or wiggle around. These ideas themselves are interesting and could be used to make for a more tense experience, but any charm or fear they might have inflicted is killed by their frequency; there is simply no avoiding them. The lesson the game seems to teach, then, is not to bother out-thinking or overpowering your enemies, but just to accept more losses. Expect to use more potions, have more equipment break, and see more companions die in order to finish each successive encounter. Which, oddly enough, suits the dirty, violent, depressing aesthetic of the setting. Inquisitor pulls no punches with its set pieces. There will be mass graves, disemboweled corpses, and tortured screams, all in full detail. The background music and the item descriptions buttress this effect, making for a truly unsettling experience. If you can see your way past the slog that is combat, past the typos, past the irritation of getting stuck in a wall for the tenth time, there is the skeleton of a fantastic game here. And one well worth trying.", u'hours': 132.1, u'date': u'2015-10-11', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 106, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Snow Dog', u'hours': 5.3, u'products': 72, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2015-01-21', u'text': u'This game is great since the fact that i dont have to spend lots of money on buying the real life board games. This game is great! PS some maps you do have to pay for to play but you start with 40 gold, and the maps are only 5 mx as i have seen.)\n:)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'ray.myers73', u'hours': 5.8, u'products': 60, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2015-01-12', u'text': u"One of my favorite board games.  Yes, you will have to pay to play most of the maps, but there are 2 that are free that you can play as often as you'd like.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Hyenaz', u'text': u'1.5 out of 6 stars.\nIn short, sorry to say this but I don\'t reccomend it.  To sum it up:\n1) The outcome of the battle tends to depend far too much on luck with dice rather than tactics, using terrain etc. The game tends at times to eb so random as to seem a glorified game of craps with toy soldiers in the background.\n2) Units are generic, you get almost no ww2 "chrome" in this game. Maries and Japanese infantry are the only exceptions that stand out.\n3) The business model is costly and player-unfriendly. Its not so much a F2P game, It feels more like a free extended demo.\nIN DETAIL:\nI played this with a friend - we are both old time wargamers (Advanced Third Reich, Squad Leader, Steel Panthers). We came to this expecting a beer&pretzels sort of "Baby\'s first Squad Leader" game.  I don\'t mean it in a derogatory manner -  in my opinion there is nothing wrong in making a simple or fast-play game on a popular topic, in this case tactical WW2 combat.\nMemoir 44 failed to deliver though. Yes, it is simple and fast. However it also lacks historical "chrome" and all the unit types feel far too generic (german tanks in Normandy have same stats as allied tanks etc).\nThe worst thing about it is that it is VERY random in combat outcomes. 9 out of 10 games both me and my friend walked away with the mutual conclusion that it was luck that was the decisive factor. In this game, your decisions, combat errors or tactical mistakes feel to have very little impact on the outcome - luck means much more.\nWe\'ve had situations when infantry charged madly into the open field and shot to pieces an opposing infantry squad (same stats) that was defending a bunker. And no, this was not a point-blank assault on the bunker, we were shooting from many hexes away. I\'m ok  with such situations happening "once in a blue moon", but in memoir 44 this happens all the time. Much more so than in most ww2 combat games we\'ve seen - here everything depends on how the dice rolls - terrain and equipment don\'t seem to matter all that much. For me this is an absolute joykill.\nLet\'s get one last thing straight - calling this F2P is somewhat an exaggeration. The free part is more of an extended demo - you have a limited amount of gold that allows you to play the game a limited amount of times except for several small free scenarios. After you run out of gold, you will need to pay money for each scenario you play - multiplayer, single player, doesn\'t matter each time you will have to pay. This does become a probem as each scenario is small and these play fast. IMHO this is not a fun business model for me as a player.', u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2014-12-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561197986370677', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 84, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'KazilDarkeye', u'text': u"I really love games that get my heart racing from a sense of sheer speed.  Normally this only applies to racing/driving games but here we have a slightly unusual example.  It does feel really good to execute something requiring twitch reflexes correctly (and the pick-up-and-play nature of very simple games like this ensures that failure, although practically guarenteed at some stage, isn't as frustrating as it can be in other games).  For the price, this is an excellent mini-adrenalin rush.\nGreat soundtrack, too.  The variety of tracks certainly surprised me.\nObviously the downside is that there really isn't much to the game beyond trying to beat your records/go for the achievements.  Sometimes, however, that's really all you need.", u'hours': 5.2, u'date': u'2017-05-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197988658544', u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 39, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'martimercade', u'text': u'Works perfect on linux and gamepad! Nice game!', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198246485784', u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 6, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'SirTubesALot', u'text': u'Unpossible is a minimalistic yet very addictive and fun reflex game.\nI personal really like the style of Unpossible, simple but beautiful. Also thanks to the style of the game, you never lose your overview on what obstacles are ahead of you. The game never gets unfair. If you fail, it\u2019s always your fault.\nIt\u2019s just a press on the spacebar to start another try, and from the first minute on you have this \u201cI can do it, I can beat my time\u201d The game offers you 3 different difficulty\u2019s to choose from.\nIf you like this kind of game, you can\u2019t make much wrong for the little price of just 3\u20ac.', u'hours': 10.0, u'date': u'2016-11-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197999498546', u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 7174, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Dawintch', u'text': u"Yes indeed this game is literaturly like the title ,the way of life , it's texture really like a famous game Monument, and music is also relaxing,BUT , although it is a demo, it just like pick something and put this here put this over there and you win, not have any sence of fun .We can understand developer wanna to make the automosphere more philosophical,but it just play like an... an button ,you push it and a bulb lights,,,,,,,,too simple ,BUT ,i have to say that the texture and game environment  are amzing,and it's easy to see that developer have potentional to make games and hope developer continue his game making career.that is all", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-09-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561198376001155', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 19, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Zomz10', u'text': u'its fun to play :3', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-09-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198238804162', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 49, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'coweycow', u'text': u"this game is a \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing super boring \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 game. all you do is walk around you cant talk to anyone or do anything hell theres even one room where you just sleep in a bed and cant move. if a games not enjoyable than whats the point of playing it its not like i'm getting any life lessons from this like the creator thinks he's giving i'm not going through anything because i cant talk to anybody or do anything other than walk with the most cliche and boring character ever. this game gets a 2/10", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-09-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 18, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'rearick', u'text': u"Ok, I've owned this game for about 48 hours and I've spent 10.3 of them playing it.  I could probably stop the review there, but just like all the other sandbox, RPG games these guys make, I've started about five different times already and I even still like 2 of my characters.\nThe combination of ship and crew customization is what really stands out to me at first glance and I've spent most of my ten hours trying to understand how to fit into the politics.\nThere is a huge economic and political engine under the hood and the way that relationships are overlaid on it is just amazing for a small studio.  This game is definitely going to go the distance for me and I'll be discovering layers of strategy and tactics months from now.\n10/10 gg I was the torp", u'hours': 16.8, u'date': u'2017-11-16', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198110722135', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 10, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'LordofSyn', u'hours': 116.1, u'products': 19, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-16', u'text': u'*Disclaimer* I was a kickstarter backer and also an Alpha tester for this game. This is not a sponsored nor endorsed review. I received my Steam key for Early Access on November 16th, 2017 that was accounted for by my backing tier on Kickstarter. Please do not let the amount of time shown played be a real reflection of the 30+ hours I have already put into this game.\nHave you ever read a good science fiction book, watched a engaging sci-fi TV show, or been into a riveting movie so much that you wish you were there? With this game, Star Traders: Frontiers from Trese Brother Games, now you can.  This may seem like a game you have played before, but it has a few new tricks up its sleeve. An ambitious game that seems nearly improbable for a team of just 3 to pull off, Frontiers is the direct sequel to 2009\'s Star Traders RPG on Android/iOS/Amazon for mobile. This is the 5th game in the series and shows how much detail that TB have added to their lore in addition to their coding and art skills. If you liked the first game and/or have played Elite, Lightspeed, and other "Space Traders sims"; you will most assuredly find a lot to love here.\nEach new captain you create will have their own career story. You may choose not to follow the tutorial storyline, but it is there for you to get a better grasp on the mythos that TB have painstakingly worked on. You will captain an entire ship full of crew that aren\'t just drones. Each person in this game has their own motivations and character growth. You decide how to shape them in addition to your captain as you all face the Frontiers of a new galaxy together. There are lots of choices and even more things to customize.  You\'ll be surprised at what might just be possible.\nIt has to be stated that there is no wrong way to play this game. It can also be seen as a rogue-lite in some comparisons...especially at the higher difficulties. Be prepared to lose captains somewhat often in earlier difficulties and most assuredly in the highest ones. There is a growing Wiki for information for new players and veterans alike. This game is not set in stone and as with their other games, TB will certainly continue to support this game for quite a long time to come.  {as I was typing this, they posted an update for ST:RPG. That level of loyalty and compassion is missing from most devs and especially on an android app that is nearly 9 years old.)\nFinally, please know that their community is one of the safest and most fun communities around. They have worked even harder on their community than on their games and it shows. You can reach either dev on most days in the forums, on their discord, or other avenues. They are always willing to talk to fans, answer questions, accept bugs found, and have even been known to take player suggestions into the game.\nFinally, you will never find any P2W Microtransactions, nor even any loot boxes ever.\nMy name is LordofSyn. I am a staunch supporter of the Trese Brothers and their games since I found them years ago on Android. I would love to see other dev teams, big and small, match the level of success and the level of communications with their fan base as the Trese Brothers have and continue to do day in and day out. I also post Let\'s Plays of many of their games and have a current series for this game too. Please see the playlist below and the following daily streams.\nHappy Gaming!\nThank you!', u'early_access': True, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Darth Bane', u'text': u'Explore a rich, open universe: Discover endless procedurally-generated galactic maps, meet unique characters, and take on enemies to conquer the galaxy!\n-Check\nBecome an intergalactic captain: Take on the role of a spy, smuggler, explorer, pirate, merchant, bounty hunter, and more (21 jobs total)!\n-Check\nCustomize your own spaceship: Choose from more than 300 upgrades and build your very own vessel to venture across the vast reaches of space.\n-Check\nAssemble and tailor a loyal crew: Assign talents and equip specialized gear for every spaceship crew member.\nExperience an ever-changing narrative: Decide to make friends or foes with other factions and influence political, economic, and personal vendettas.\n-Check\nDo you love sci-fi? This one is a must have.', u'hours': 4.7, u'date': u'2017-11-16', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198098869480', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 239, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'G.Viper', u'text': u"It's a good bullet hell/10", u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 63, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'Larre', u'text': u'Mediocre game in the series. Sub-weapons are good addition, release system is not. 15\u20ac price is slightly too expensive so grab it when it comes in sale.', u'hours': 4.2, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197983501387', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 7, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 320, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'Sam da MAGICIAN!', u'hours': 26.3, u'products': 66, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u"Welcome to Gensokyo, everything you've ever known until now doesnt matter anymore. All that's left now its cute magical girls. Enjoy your new personal hell!\nHeil ZUN", u'early_access': False, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'\u272fC\xd4\xd0\xc8\u2620Santa\u272f', u'text': u'I want to play gta V', u'hours': 291.4, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198333476401', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 21, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'HawK \u30b8', u'hours': 41.4, u'products': 5, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u"Grand Theft Auto V is a really good game considering I was expecting it to be dead judging by the recent 60% off sale during the Steam Summer Sale.\nThis game has very exciting missions and a fun storyline which is shorter than San Andreas but still definitely worth playing.\nThe driving and flying physics are amazing for a game that isn't even entirely about that anymore. (The driving is even more enjoyable when you use a controller or gamepad and drift in the Futo).\nGTA Online is very far from dead, with updates coming all the time and a community so strong after the Steam Winter Sale that the servers went into a Limited state for PC for quite a few hours.\nBuilding up money in Online is fairly slow but this means you spend longer earning the rewards of being rich. Once you have a high level and money there are still races, missions and heists you can do with a team of friends or dedicated veterans from the GTA subreddits.\nRecommend this game to people who love exploring in free roam, and need to relieve stress on civilians, or gain stress from being dominated by the online players.\n8/10 because the storyline is a bit short and some vehicles and updates added to the game have taken the game's style a bit too far from stealing cars and low-level crimes although it's still very, very fun.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'005', u'text': u"Not recommended for PC\n-\nMoney money money Rockstar. When will it end?\nIt says product received for free because my brother gifted it to me for Christmas. I've had it on Xbox 360 and Xbox One and couldn't buy it on PC\nMy PC runs it good, that's not the issue. The issue is the fact that you need crap tons of money to get even a decent looking car. Do you think a flying car is gonna cost you almost 4 million dollars in real life? Do you think a normal white shirt will cost 200 bucks? Nah.\nRockstar removed character transfers (last gen to next gen) and it sucks. All of my friends have their high level (120+) characters while I'm stuck here with my level 5 with only 22k. I can understand it was due to modded accounts, but they could make you wait 1-2 days while they look at your character to ensure no modding has been done.\nShould've checked my account before I went into Xbox One with 30 mil YEET.", u'hours': 11.5, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198298794634', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 8, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 19, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Isalami', u'text': u"Even though it's the first arc, it's one of my favorites! Playing through this in VN form was amazing, maybe even better than watching or reading it! I loved experiencing Keiichi's spiral downward all the way into the final stages of hinamizawa syndrome firsthand. Note that I also played it with the PS3 patch, which I HIGHLY recommend- it makes the game much more immersive with its voices, HD backgrounds, and illustrations in my opinion! Definitely a must-buy~", u'hours': 19.0, u'date': u'2017-11-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198202202124', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 44, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Triumphruin', u'text': u"It's good when stuff is happening, there is a lot of time where stuff is not happening.\nAs what is essentially an over-long prologue to the rest of series, with a deeply and deliberately dissatifying ending, HWTC chapter 1 is oftentimes a frustrating experience, not helped by it's incredibly basic presentation. VN weebs with patience will find value in what is at times an engaging and effective thriller, but I'd caution anyone else to approach with extreme caution.", u'hours': 80.9, u'date': u'2017-11-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198001600790', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 475, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'rcbirdy', u'text': u"The beginning will have you thinking it's a slow-burn dating game, but you'll be longing for those carefree conversations to come back by the end.", u'hours': 10.4, u'date': u'2017-11-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197995777535', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 122, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'TheGameTutor', u'text': u"First thing you notice upon booting up the game is the fact the graphics are lovely HD sprites and its presented in 16:9 which is always nice when playing Japanese fighters.\nThe main roster is made up of a collection of buxom and at times possibly under-age anime girls accompanied by a selection of side characters that add to each characters abilities.\nEach character also comes with a selection of colours and as you fight through the game via either the arcade or storyline mode you are treated to a bit of back story that fleshes out the characters.\nGameplay wise Koihime Enbu is a relatively simple fighter taking most of its cues from the Street Fighter series. Most of the moves are done by simple circle combos but the ease of performing special moves means that you can pick up and play immediately. The game is a port of the PS4 release and as such the on screen button combinations are all PlayStation which when using an Xbox controller is very confusing.\nGameplay is something of a cross between BlazBlue and Street Fighter 3. You have 4 special gauges that can be used to trigger a number of special moves ranging from using your secondary character to combo ending anime explosions.\nThere are a few little issues that I have with the game most notably being the odd difficulty curve. Even on hard the arcade mode is actually very easy with the difficulty only spiking on the last fight.\nThe other slight issue is that currently unless you are hoping to play locally multiplayer may be out of the question. I tried on many occasions to get an on-line multiplayer game going but alas each time it simply expired.\nOverall Koihime Enbu is a decent fighting game and definitely one of the better indie fighters I have played in recent years. For fight fans it is a fun little game with a few little niggles that doesn't spoilt it overall. Definitely worth picking up if you are a fan of the genre and have some friends to play local multiplayer with.\nYou can checkout our video review this text review was based on here :", u'hours': 10.6, u'date': u'2016-05-29', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 9, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 3805, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Prof. HaknSlazj', u'hours': 21.5, u'products': 234, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-07-19', u'text': u"This game gets a lot of crap.....deservedly. But it is fun once you get past all the BS. I would not advise anyone pay full price for this. The humble bundle is perfect for this game. I'd say $1-$5 is fair for a game like this. I had to disable Avast to even get it to start and once you're in the game the matchmaking is pretty bad/sparse. That being said when you are in a match the PVP and combat in general is pretty fun.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Travingel', u'text': u'\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 romania, game of the year 2017 though', u'hours': 4.7, u'date': u'2017-01-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 6, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 261, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'WaffleWolf', u'hours': 7.8, u'products': 543, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2014-11-19', u'text': u"I honestly walked into this game expecting it to be exactly like the first game, and I was pleasantly surprised at how similar if not identical it was. If you're looking for something more than the first game, then you'll be fairly disappointed. Costume Quest 2 is basically Costume Quest 1 but with a couple of tweaks to the battle system and brand new costumes. Buy with that thought in mind.\nHonestly it's still a super fun game though.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Kirikame', u'hours': 1.4, u'products': 8, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-09', u'text': u'Good game just way too laggy and needs to be fixed', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Kidmobius', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 219, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-07-26', u'text': u'still hasnt fixed the \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing problems, \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 port', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'lel', u'text': u"Good story, bad combat. Its a love-or-hate game.\nI personally liked it, but the button mashing was horrible.\nBuy this only if you don't have a good RPG to play.", u'hours': 27.9, u'date': u'2015-10-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198090530369', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 12, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'clyde_man', u'text': u'A lot of fun to play. Shame about the pay to play mechanic once you run out of complimentary tokens. WIsh you could buy the game, I certainly would. The devs could price it at $20 and it would be worth it.', u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2014-12-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198073805797', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 174, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'TheBrazzGG', u'hours': 2.4, u'products': 23, u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-10-08', u'text': u'Nice little game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Rakanishu', u'hours': 7.3, u'products': 118, u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-09-20', u'text': u"Cool game. Would like the game to have some smoother handling with the arow keys, but easy game to pick up, that's fun, and are worth the money.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u"Icza'Azra", u'text': u'You get what you pay for.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-09-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 25, u'user_id': u'76561198048562389', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 42, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Riesenwutz', u'hours': 49.5, u'products': 11, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-16', u'text': u"In short what you get:\n- complex sandbox strategy\n- fantastic storytelling\n- detailed Role Playing aspects\nand moreover:\n- a developer team that _truly_ stands behind their games\nIt's worth every cent, this game really is outstanding!", u'early_access': True, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Fairy2Fiddle', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 72, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'This is the first time this game\'s creator, ZUN, has had a way to send any game in the Touhou franchise out to a western audience, and obviously the ones that have been paying some attention has been drinking it up like ZUN drinks his beer. Touhou is one of those game series that defies even western otaku presence and made it\'s way into the minds of people that know only Nintendo at best. HOWEVER, I DO NOT recommend Hidden Star in Four Seasons to be your first foray into the STG genre. Touhou has games that are more simple and less challenging, namely Perfect Cherry Blossom, that you should defeat and use to get used to the genre\'s obsession of filling your screen with a maze of projectiles and this game\'s controls before you head back and pick up this one. Have you? Great! Then pick up this game.\nThis game specifically has a "mini-bomb" game mechanic, where getting close to bullets spawns collectables that fill a meter that, if full, you can use to destroy bullets. There\'s four flavors for it, each with different effects. It\'s mostly non-broken, the fall variant being the only one that can really break the game, and even then you need high execution to do so. Either way, ZUN has made the stages harder to counter the fact that flashbombs exist, so if you don\'t have any experience in the genre, prepare to get wrecked. There\'s easier games in the franchise, even with this game mechanic in mind.\nLore and characters are generally not required to be enjoyed about these games, but I\'ll have you know that the stage one boss, Eternity Larva, is the cutest fairy in the entire series. Even cuter than Cirno. Fight me.\nThis is, of course, a "shmup" game, which means you\'ll be flying past a million bullets and clearing them with a "bomb" super-attack when you feel stuck. It\'s all about precision and action, and those who prefer a less precision-based game might wanna go play other games, but those who love precise-movement games like I Wanna Be The Guy might find themselves at home.\nOverall, this isn\'t the best shmup to get into if you\'re brand new, seek other resources to download earlier entries for that (until they pop up on steam, of course, then buy them), but those who are accustomed thanks to the likes of Rabi-Ribi, Cuphead, and I Wanna Be The Guy, will find themselves right at home.\nAlso, support ZUN. He needs his beer after us needing to pirate his games for the longest time.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'big black clock', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 6, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'I am so happy i bought this game, man graphics are awesome and there is nothing much more satisfying than playing GTA V on PC, you can aim much faster, drive and interact\nCommunity is good, you dont really need to talk to anyone or depend on team\nI mean if you want to win a heist and one team member \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665s up thats on him too, i mean he loses his money and time too and there is just 10% chance that you team up with a newbie or afk person\nRecommended game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'\U0001f179\U0001f178\U0001f182\U0001f17a\U0001f181\U0001f170', u'text': u'Higurashi When They Cry is good VN but it has some serious issues.\nFirst i must say that story is tense dark and pretty good BUT, only in second half of VN, first half is just booring cutesy stuff.\nGame feels very low budged, there is no voice acting and backgrounds are just lightly modified photos. Character sprites are OK and there are variations with different expresions but they are still very basic.\nBUT game doesnt have usual text box, instead it just writes text over screen from top to bottom and after few sentences most of screen is covered with text.\nThere are no nametags so you have to guess who is saying which sentences, also there is no clear indication which text is said out loud. Sure there are quotation marks for directly spoke words, but often protagonist will talk without quotation marks and other characters still reacts to him. So not only you cant be sure who says what but also you dont know which sentence is actualy spoke out loud.\nHonestly if i didnt know that Higurashi is highly acclaimed serie of horror visual novels, i would drop this after half a hour and never touched it again.\nI have lot to complain about, considering i gave this positive review, but ultimatly most important aspect of visual novel is story and story in this is really good (after you get thru very boring first half).', u'hours': 17.7, u'date': u'2017-11-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198006455520', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 950, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'/* */', u'hours': 5.5, u'products': 436, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-04', u'text': u"never thought\nharem would be a good genre but it is. use ps3 textures mod tho bc those old bg's are hella ugly.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'xX_STEB_Xx', u'text': u"As most people say, the anime is crap compared to the sound novels. I read through the first 2 arcs in vanilla but i played the third one with the ps3 voices, backgrounds and CGS, and it made the novel more immersive and better to read. The novels are a good length and you'll get quite a few hours of enjoyment out of them.\nThis novel starts of really fun and light-hearted than\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665hits the fan when the watanagahi festival hits and Rena starts to go crazy.\nBetter than any other visual novel I've read ( plus it;s not about mushy \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665t or fanservice like the sakura novels)\nAlso it's a cheap $6 which is a great price for this masterpiece. They just started to transalte the answers arcs so now is a perfect time to join this amazing roller coaster we calll ' Higurashi When They Cry'!", u'hours': 20.6, u'date': u'2017-11-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198236215590', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 33, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Force (EMF)', u'text': u'what the \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 did i just play', u'hours': 8.9, u'date': u'2017-10-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 420, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Rhaga', u'text': u"One of my favorite visual novels. Would recommend patching before reading for better looking sprites (debatable), better looking background images and CGs (not debatable) and voiceacting (which adds a TON to the overall experience). It's free and easy to do!", u'hours': 28.6, u'date': u'2017-10-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197973098435', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 126, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'3313169427', u'text': u"The best game I've played EVER!!!!!", u'hours': 8.1, u'date': u'2017-10-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198261583273', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 194, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'RG.yt.com/SokSovanrith', u'text': u'It took too much ram', u'hours': 22.6, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 6, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Banana_Jesus - Gamekit.com', u'text': u'Very gud me top 10 10 I shoy badiex ia hed hed', u'hours': 47.4, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 1, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 10, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Sicris', u'hours': 2.0, u'products': 505, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'Touhou is Love. Touhou is Life.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'Giant Dad', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 410, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u"It's Touhou with beloved pocket monster, Alolan Cirno. It's pretty good I guess.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'Denrasill', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 437, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u"PROS:\n- pretty good game for newcomers\n- Cirno and Aya comeback as playable characters\n- 4 sub-shot sub-bomb types\n- THE MUSIC\n- pretty standard resource gain (compared overflowing resources from Touhou 14)\n- not many cheap attacks, ZUN is really gentle, yet fair with his danmaku\n- ZUN's art got better... not much... but anything counts\n- we got another dogoo into collection\n- final boss has a surprise\n- clever story and gameplay explanation for EX stage\nCONS:\n- only 1 main shot / bomb per character (as it goes with newer Touhous)\n- final boss may look too similar to Junko from touhou 15\n- *spoiler* boss reusage\n- NO MIMA\n- no achievements or steam integration\nGotta say, had much fun with this and really glad we can finally see original Touhou on Steam along with good reviews from fans. Hope we will see some steam integration in future.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'Putin', u'text': u'Little turn-based gem and devs are listening....awesome!', u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2017-11-15', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198003414986', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 200, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'ike', u'hours': 9.3, u'products': 108, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-15', u'text': u"This is a very good use of Early Access.\nA playable game with very limited bugs.\nThe few issues I've encountered have been negligable, and I find myself really enjoying the suprising amount of content they currently have in the game, that I don't even notice the bugs.\nThe game has the framework to be very complex, and you can get a sense of that in the first 30 minutes of gameplay, as you are trying to figure out what does what, manage faction relations, improve your troop skills, ect.\nIt kind of reminds me of Mount and Blade campaign, without the battle scenarios. I really like this game, and I'm extremely excited for the content they will be adding!\nHidden gem of steam in the making? It really could be!\nHIGHLY RECOMMENDED", u'early_access': True, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Stabbin Legs', u'text': u'Love all the customization you can do when leveling and upgrading your crew and ship.  Reminds me of playing Freelancer back in the day only with a ton more options and turn based combat.', u'hours': 2.7, u'date': u'2017-11-15', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198001612695', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 106, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Hashi', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 16, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-10-24', u'text': u'Calling this a game might be a stretch.\nUpon buying this I was expecting it to be like all other visual novels I\'ve played - complete with story options that has an effect on the outcome of the story. This does not.\nI\'ve watched both seasons of the anime adaption, so considering this is merely a click-and-read thing, it did not bring anything new to the table.\nThe graphics are old and tired, and it\'s just all in all a very boring "game".\nCan\'t speak for anyone but myself, but this game is not worth the money. At all.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'narutolew', u'hours': 15.6, u'products': 180, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-10-15', u'text': u"This first arc/chapter of the Higurashi series is very interesting and enjoyable. It sets out the ground work for the coming arcs and is itself an interesting story. Not all the questions are answered because it is the first part of a larger series. While I also enjoyed the updated character art as it's very well done, I perfered the older art since it has a nie charm and feel to it, and I think is closer to what the developer was originally invisioning. Overall I enjoyed this first taste of the series, and look forward to playing the next arcs.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Tyler1IsMyIdol', u'hours': 11.0, u'products': 489, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-10-13', u'text': u'this game that spooky cooch', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Jim-Maki', u'hours': 1.6, u'products': 34, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-09-13', u'text': u"it's truly a beautiful game.\nthe game allows you to play three characters, as I call them, the child, the adult and the grandpa! xD\nit doesn't have one plot but more of each character has it's own stories\nit may be really slow paced sometimes and seem kinda dull but it has lessons to teach you about, you guessed it, life!\nI personally loved this game and i can't wait to revisit it when it updates and more content is added to it..\nif you like games with stories, this is a game is definetaly for you!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'The United States of America', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 97, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-09-09', u'text': u'This game makes me want to cry out in agony, Im still not sure if thats good or bad, whole thing feels like a bad acid trip, thumbs up ig.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Cobaltion', u'text': u'i thought it was still good but they changed it, it used to be an artisitc masterpiece and now its bad.', u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2017-09-08', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 125, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Luihutin', u'text': u"The optimization is very poor and there are no proper graphics settings.\nEven if you have the requirements met to play this game, it's not certain that you won't encounter constant frame drops and skipping. In a reactionary game any kind of FPS problems are unforgivable.", u'hours': 2.8, u'date': u'2016-09-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197966134367', u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 2095, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Grand Master Dev Oshisaure', u'text': u"Pros: It's Super Hexagon with less seizures\nCons: It's Super Hexagon with more motion sickness", u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2016-09-11', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 47, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'RPD_Hunter_482', u'hours': 2.6, u'products': 47, u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-07-16', u'text': u"A great, beautiful, and wonderful game. Playing this game is very fun and one of the fastest way to kill time but; this game does get boring. I would recommend buying this game when it's on sale.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Tabearus', u'hours': 148.6, u'products': 123, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'GTA Loading Screens V', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'\u272a B1ACKOUT', u'hours': 12.1, u'products': 7, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'good game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'KIMOCHIIIIIIIIIIIII', u'text': u'good', u'hours': 6.1, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198423433892', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 17, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Ahegao', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 32, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'\xad', u'early_access': False, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'Youmu', u'text': u'shoot girls', u'hours': 3.5, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 1587, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'xMidwinter', u'text': u'Same old, great music and community. Also goofy drawings.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198000205499', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 176, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'stn', u'text': u"Good adaptation of the boardgame, easy to play but I'm not fond of the pay model (pay-per-match). Won't play after using up the free cash points. When I play for fun, I don't want be constantly reminded I'm putting money into the game.", u'hours': 4.8, u'date': u'2014-12-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197998506132', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 222, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'BenTheMotionist', u'text': u'Command & Conquer X Chess placed in real life WW2 battlefield situations. Awesome.', u'hours': 42.0, u'date': u'2014-12-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198114702933', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 17, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Bamm', u'text': u'The actual board game is amazing and has so many expansions that you will never need another game again.', u'hours': 9.8, u'date': u'2014-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 131, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Majita', u'hours': 13.4, u'products': 146, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-15', u'text': u"Love the game so far and it's well worth a few hundred hours at least.\nPlenty of replay options as well for the future repeats of the game.\nI killed off a few of my crews so far because there is a slight learning curve when entering this game but it's still was alot of fun when they were living, whilst I did enjoy it I did encounter only a few issues being that a few random crashes here and there ( Game is good at saving progress though ) and a audio bug on my system which I have not been able to fix , ( This Audio bug being no audio whatsoever ) but regardless I could throw on some sci fi esc music and enjoy the game.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'vefme', u'text': u'Very promising.', u'hours': 2.6, u'date': u'2017-11-15', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198018234106', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 370, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Mr Jervil', u'text': u"( \u2714 ) Why Play?\nLink to my Video review for those who don't like to read :\n\nAnd now for Text the review:\nIf you love darkest dungeon and you like space sims and are into a little light role play you will love this little gem it has everything the feeling of own a ship and her crew and jumping into action the mission are plenty and the size of the game world is huge to explore and find things in the controls take a bit of getting the hang of and keybinds little confusing to find but once you got it all nailed down this game and its story is awesome to play.\nGAME IMPRESSION:\nFirst 1 hours, I spent most of it looking up what is what and how things work as the ingame tutorial is little well confusing as does not feel like there was one but there is after you click around and see how things are that when the game comes into its own the combat is fine turn based and the Customize\u200b \u200byour\u200b \u200bown\u200b \u200bspaceship and its crew is awesome.\n\n1/ How do I feel overall about the money iv spent?\nI got this free to review but I have to say the price is well worth it as the content is there with up to 21 jobs and hours of gameplay yeah well worth the price.\n2/ How much time will you spend playing the game?\nI would say after one week you still be here finding little things and try out a lot of stuff the exploration is huge and Customize stuff is fun there is a little story to follow as well if that's your thing but overall the game is billant\n\n3/ Do you think you will have fun?\nYes there is a little element of surprise as you don't know where you crew will end of or what will be waiting for you. And that add to the fun.\nThe Pro\u2019s\nExplore\u200b \u200ba\u200b \u200brich,\u200b \u200bopen\u200b \u200buniverse:\u200b \u200b\u200b \u200bDiscover\u200b \u200bendless\u200b \u200bprocedurally-generated\u200b \u200bgalactic\u200b \u200bmaps, meet\u200b \u200bunique\u200b \u200bcharacters,\u200b \u200band\u200b face off against \u200benemies\u200b \u200bto\u200b \u200bconquer\u200b \u200bthe\u200b \u200bgalaxy!\n*   Become\u200b \u200ban\u200b \u200bintergalactic\u200b \u200bcaptain:\u200b \u200b\u200bTake\u200b \u200bon\u200b \u200bthe\u200b \u200brole\u200b \u200bof\u200b \u200ba\u200b \u200bspy,\u200b \u200bsmuggler,\u200b \u200bexplorer,\u200b \u200bpirate, merchant,\u200b \u200bbounty\u200b \u200bhunter,\u200b \u200band\u200b \u200bmore\u200b \u200b(21\u200b \u200bjobs\u200b \u200btotal)!\n*   Customize\u200b \u200byour\u200b \u200bown\u200b \u200bspaceship:\u200b \u200b\u200b \u200bChoose\u200b \u200bfrom\u200b \u200bmore\u200b \u200bthan\u200b \u200b300\u200b \u200bupgrades\u200b \u200band\u200b \u200bbuild\u200b \u200byour very\u200b \u200bown\u200b \u200bvessel\u200b \u200bto\u200b \u200bventure\u200b \u200bacross\u200b \u200bthe\u200b \u200bvast\u200b \u200breaches\u200b \u200bof\u200b \u200bspace.\n*   Assemble\u200b \u200band\u200b \u200btailor\u200b \u200ba\u200b \u200bloyal\u200b \u200bcrew:\u200b \u200bAssign\u200b \u200btalents\u200b \u200band\u200b \u200bequip\u200b \u200bspecialized\u200b \u200bgear\u200b \u200bfor\u200b \u200bevery spaceship\u200b \u200bcrew\u200b \u200bmember.\n*   Experience\u200b \u200ban\u200b \u200bever-changing\u200b \u200bnarrative:\u200b \u200bDecide\u200b \u200bto\u200b \u200bmake\u200b \u200bfriends\u200b \u200bor\u200b \u200bfoes\u200b \u200bwith\u200b \u200bother factions\u200b \u200band\u200b \u200binfluence\u200b \u200bpolitical,\u200b \u200beconomic,\u200b \u200band\u200b \u200bpersonal\u200b \u200bmatters.\nThe Con\u2019s\nNo way to see keybinds or controls\nTutorial is a little short / Non existent\n^^^^ these two issue are very petty on my part\nThe check list.\nQUALITY  SCORE\nGraphic = 10\nPresentation = 10\nContents Volume =10\nArts & Design = 10\nLevel Design = 10\nCombat = 10\nMusic & Sound =10\nControls = 7\nOnline Value = 0\nReplay Value = 10\nBug-free = 0\nOverall = 8/10\nWORTH BUYING:\n( \u2714 ) Yes, normal price worth it!\n( _ )  Wait for sales\n( _ ) No, the developer has no plan to improve\n( _ ) No, not worth the time on it\nMy PC:\nOperating System: Windows 10\nCPU: AMD (Piledriver) FX-8350 4.0 GHz (4.20 GHz Turbo) Eight-Core Unlocked Processor\nGraphics: 2047MB NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1060 6GB\nRAM: 32GB PC3-12800C9 1600MHz DDR3 Memory\nMotherboard: GIGABYTE GA-970A-DS3P AMD 970 ATX Motherboard UPGRADED\nCooler: CM Hyper TX3\nAudio: Onboard High Definition Audio\nCase: Sharkoon REX3 MIDI ATX Gaming Tower\nPSU: 600W Corsair Builder Series CX600M 80PLUS Bronze Modular Power Supply\nOptical Drive: LiteOn DVDRW Dual Layer DVD Rewriter (m-Disk Support) 24x DVD\xb1R\nHard Drive:\n2TB Seagate Barracuda 7200RPM 64MB Cache SATA 6GB/s (SATA-III)\n111GB KINGSTON SUV400S37120G ATA Device (SSD)\n1863GB Seagate ST2000DM001-1CH164 ATA Device (SATA)\n931GB SAMSUNG HD103SJ ATA Device (SATA)\n931GB SAMSUNG HD103SI USB Device (USB (SATA))", u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2017-11-15', u'early_access': True, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 5, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 298, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'YellowK?T', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 234, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2015-09-29', u'text': u'I got this game from a friend and he got it from some magazine i think.\nIf i strart the game, it crashes and i founf no fix!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Devourer of Souls', u'text': u'crappy game, if you want this type of rpg buy divine divinity or beyond divinity instead alot better. this was slow and with more or less no directions at all', u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2015-09-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197993291004', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 200, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'ZooTownPrince', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 581, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-09-25', u'text': u"Can't even get this game to start, just puts a big black block on my screen and I end up having to turn off my laptop and turn it back on again to get rid of it.  Really wanted to check this game out, but I guess I can't.  My laptop is fine, it is something on their end that is not working right.  Be careful if you buy this game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'ItsLucas', u'text': u'optimisation makes me want to strangle a pigeon', u'hours': 23.7, u'date': u'2017-07-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 6, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 76, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Not a furry I swear', u'text': u"WHY WON'T YOU GIVE ME NABAAT I'VE BEEN FARMING HER DAMN STAGE OVER AND OVER FOR DAYSSSSSSS SFADRGBAETHKANERKGNAEKNBATJLHARTGLAKRMA><DFGMK:ALENLHKAEN\nAlso yes I love this game because I get to enslave serah's edgy sister to fight for me as a pokemon", u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2017-07-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198188996718', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 31, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Snail', u'hours': 3.3, u'products': 1277, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-07-21', u'text': u'Terrible PC port', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'mike302003', u'text': u'Gud game my dude. Its amazing', u'hours': 4.6, u'date': u'2017-12-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198274013644', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 9, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Ducky', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 20, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-09', u'text': u'xd', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Stivers1', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 86, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-09', u'text': u'This would be a very fun game if it actually worked the way it was supposed to. But unforunately its to buggy.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Dae314', u'hours': 8.4, u'products': 126, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2014-11-17', u'text': u"If you liked CQ1, you'll like CQ2.  It's more of the same which is perfectly fine for fans of this game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Bronsky', u'hours': 10.1, u'products': 725, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2014-11-16', u'text': u"I you liked Costume Quest, you will love this one. It has better script and combar (it's still the weak point of the game, though).\nAlso, who of you haven't dream about visit a dental dystopia, anyway?", u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Vandals', u'hours': 10.1, u'products': 180, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2014-11-16', u'text': u'The story is not as great as the first one but they improved everything else like combat, visuals, etc...  Cool new additions to costumes as well as out of combat actions. If you played the first one and loved it you should definitely try this one.\nOther things like the map could of been a little more helpful but it did they job. Having to go to the water fountain wasn\u2019t too annoying.\nPretty Solid game, especially after all the small patches', u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'KUOSMANE', u'text': u"Pros:\nIt only costs 74 cents on a sale.\nIt has memes.\nI actually played it longer than I thought I would!\nControls are actually nice and this actually feels like a game. A big surprise tbh.\nCons:\nIt has memes.\nIt's a bit repetitive. Only a bit though...\nSo...\nIf this was a mobile game I'd play the\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665out of this during those long long toilet breaks.", u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2017-01-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 491, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'RazvanLothar', u'text': u'Nice game !\n#1 Enemy in this game : Greece Ball - You use turbo, steals ALL of your money, you dodge this and a Russian ball \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing kills you.\n#2 Enemy in this game : Russian Ball - Ok, you conserve your fuel and this \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing monstrosity appears and instakills you\nAnd i forgot to mention, this game have a lot of easter eggs and refferences, A LOT!\nPro tip: If you are broke, Better Call Saul!', u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2017-01-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 31, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'For Shai-Hulud!', u'text': u'Best game since East Germanyball can into Space! Fabulous realism too: Greeceball steals money from Polandball, Polandball steals money from Germanyball.', u'hours': 6.5, u'date': u'2017-01-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198024543816', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 232, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'\u2021 Edming Games \u2021 [Ney n\xba7]', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 302, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-07-19', u'text': u"It's a dull shooter. It's as good as it can get.\nNot worth the price or even the time. You can have better.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'HomeBoy', u'text': u'Great Game :)', u'hours': 8.6, u'date': u'2017-07-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198144989599', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 172, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'soma', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 337, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-07-19', u'text': u'Piece of\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665game that is also very un/opitmnized,\nonly tried itcuz i got it from a humble bundle with som other games that i wanted.\nDont buy, dont buy, dont buy\nDont buy, dont buy, dont buy\nDont buy, dont buy, dont buy', u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Firestorm', u'hours': 12.2, u'products': 571, u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-05-28', u'text': u"I have been having a lot of fun with this game, it isn't important to leave 20 hit combos it is more about the basics footsies and pokes. There is good variety in the characters and they all seem pretty balanced to me. The player base in ranked is pretty small really, but I recommend adding all the people local in your region from the forums and just inviting them for a game through friends list. I have had no problem getting a game when I want that way, adds a social element to it I dont really get churning through street fighter 5 online. Frankly I have been having more fun with this than sf5 :) 5/5", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Mr Snow', u'text': u"In short, its Weeb bait.  Way too expensive for a game that offers neither depth nor satisfaction.  And honestly the price is my biggest complaint.  If I could find it again for like 50% or more off I'd pick it up again for funsies and time killing.  But, this is my personal experiences here, I can find a game with all the scantily clad anime females I could want in Skullgirls (a MUCH more in depth fighter) which is 10$ or Vanguard Princess (has maybe one or two fewer characters but pretty much the rest of the mechanics are the exact same) which is 5$.", u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2016-05-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198077134316', u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 128, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Netherlade', u'text': u"Easy to get into, but hard to master. The combat revolves around the basics, meaning knowing when to charge in or hold back and being able to string in small combos whenever the opportunity presents itself, will earn you victory. Like most Anime-style fighters you are able to combine dizzyingly long combos but it requires to make use of the high-risk, high Reward Fatal Counter system. The Fatal Counter system can be triggered by counter-attacking with Slow/Heavy attacks that  give opponents a larger window of opportunity for quick jabs+special moves, showing the need for patience and proper timing.\nLike most fighters nowadays, Koihime Enbu has a training mode in which players can test out moves against CPU opponents in a variety of situations (crouching, jumping ect...) The training mode also acts as the challenge mode that goes from basic special moves to longer complicated combos.\nEach character has a limited but diverse moveset which can be used with different tactics, giving each character a unique feel. Along with the 13 characters, there is also a choice between 2 tacticians per faction Shoku (Kan'u, Bachou ,Ch\u014d'un, Ch\u014dhi),  Gi (S\u014ds\u014d, Kak\u014dton, Kak\u014den, Gakushin) and Go (Sonken, Sonsh\u014dk\u014d, Kannei, Sh\u016btai) with the exception of Ryofu who only gets 1. Tacticians can fit a variety of purposes from being able to prolong combos  to the ability to create an opening needed to gain ground.\nThere is a scenario mode that includes dialogue before and after a fight that can somewhat show the relationship between characters, but in order to fully understand, prior knowledge from the Visual novels (or anime at least) is required. By completing a Character scenario you are rewarded with an event and a gorgeous CG that will be added to the  In-game gallery.\nOverall, Koihime Enbu is a solid 2D fighter thats great for beginners and advanced players, being able to teach the core skills needed in any fighting game and still provide a decent challenge.", u'hours': 15.1, u'date': u'2016-05-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198004360123', u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 179, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Hunter X Hunter', u'hours': 4.5, u'products': 5538, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-09-18', u'text': u"I didn't have high hopes for this game, so I said I would just try it for 30 minutes and see how it goes. 2 hours later I was still busy. Game was a really good surprise. :)", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'cyakuz', u'hours': 11.3, u'products': 94, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-09-16', u'text': u'Turn based RPG, easy controller, and standart scenario. Enjoyable game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'occ98', u'text': u'10/10 would recommend to a friend, I do not regret spending 2 hours playing this.', u'hours': 2.7, u'date': u'2016-08-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198094162152', u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 141, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u't.tv/SoulPa1n', u'hours': 10.6, u'products': 51, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-16', u'text': u'realy nice game 8/10 on the bots,also they are kind a glitched [if you know how to deliver the right punch],good graphics,good optimisation', u'early_access': False, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'J0K3333R csgobubble.com', u'hours': 10.7, u'products': 363, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-15', u'text': u'Beautiful Batman game, i also like the sequel I played it, the story itself is freaking amazing just like the sequel, i am happy and amazed as well. Story of the game is very complicated and amazing at the same time. You also have the Batcave what is cool, and u beat the hell out of bad guys so this is really nice game, i enjoyed it <3 ;)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'unknown_potato ;-;', u'text': u'Really liked this Game. 10/10', u'hours': 29.4, u'date': u'2017-11-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198435747086', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 10, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'PrimeableHD', u'text': u'Better than sex', u'hours': 11.9, u'date': u'2017-02-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 139, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'athetos', u'text': u"Decent game, not too hard but at the same time it will challenge you to think outside the box on some levels. Sadly there's not a lot of content here but I find a lot of fun in trying to optimize puzzles and find non-intended routes. May not be worth it at full price but in a bundle or on sale I would say go for it.", u'hours': 13.2, u'date': u'2017-01-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198053604879', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 548, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'jacobhinkle', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 514, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-01-17', u'text': u'Back to bed is an MC Escher painting made video game.  The concept is simple, Bob is sleep walking, so get him back to his bed.  Hence the title, Back to Bed.  But how you are able to do that changes and gets progressively more difficult.\nI played this game, loved it, but got stuck on a part with fish and exhaust fans.  My own lack of intelligence stopped me there, nothing the game did.\nIf you like puzzle games, and programming games you will likely enjoy this game alot.  I say programming because you have to be able to predict the upcoming moves in order to string together turns to guide him back to bed.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'slav', u'text': u'veri nasty', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198346569081', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 30, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'NewYearSFM', u'hours': 1400.0, u'products': 2, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'text': u'This is by far the best game ever! 100,000,000/5 stars would recommend for everyone!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'Mizzyrym', u'text': u'Super hecking fun to use', u'hours': 165.4, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198044000421', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 81, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'rickysambora55', u'hours': 31.3, u'products': 61, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'text': u'This is fun idle game. A simple control and good for newbie.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'PinkPotion_OfDoom', u'text': u'Its a good game, it may not be the best, but when im bored, im always on it and its relly fun to play', u'hours': 5.5, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198124053430', u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 7, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'gamerjoe06', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 12, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'text': u'good game and its pretty adictive', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'LLOYD AF', u'hours': 29.3, u'products': 707, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2014-09-15', u'text': u'Do I recommend this game...well..that depends on what your looking for I guess.\nI was traveling for work and only had an old slow laptop and needed something to play, this game was perfect as its cheap and non graphic demanding, in that type of senario yes I would reccoment it.\nIts not a AAA game its just something to pass the time, so if for some reason you need a time filler thats not total garbage, this is worth a shot.\nBut for the overall score as a game alone :\n5/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Jagger', u'text': u'Camera angle sucks so hard. You can either have the entire hospital at eye level and be able to see a fraction of the map at a time, or it zooms all the way out and you cant see any of the little stuff', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2014-09-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198087410575', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 101, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Phoenixeternia', u'hours': 14.0, u'products': 71, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2014-09-12', u'text': u'Brought this game on the steam sale for 0.69 and I would recommend at that price but no more.\nI brought it because I miss Theme Hospital and was hoping for something a little like that. What I got was a game similar to Theme hospital in that I can hire and fire staff and they treat the sickly that come into your hospital and thats where the similarities end.\nIt wasn\'t a bad game for the price but I am not recommending it at any other price.\nShort and restrictive\nIt\'s set as some sort of mock on a hospital drama sitcom thing, it trys to be funny but it really isnt.\nthe story line is boring and ends up being skipped  to get to the actual game play but that also isn\'t overly fun, but it kills time.\nYou can pick from a small selection of preset sized rooms to use for your treatments you cant change sizes.\nYou can\'t make your hospital bigger.\nDon\'t get used to the layout you may have created while in story mode, each "episode" erases what you have done anyway.\nIts ok at 69pence but a rip off for anything higher.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'ProfessorLocke', u'text': u'One of the worst space flight sims i have ever played.  The mechanics are terrible, physics are even worse.  Just stay awy from this dreadful game', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2014-03-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198037887733', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 143, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'UncleDrax', u'hours': 8.2, u'products': 450, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2014-03-29', u'text': u"Great old-school format space-shooter with simple controls (mouse-steer) and basic energy-management functions. Just like the film, the cut scenes and plot are purposely campy and silly.\nTHe base game has around 5-8hr of gameplay if you do all the side missions. I'd suggest picking this up either on sale or with a Steam Coupon.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Welborn', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 228, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2014-03-29', u'text': u'This is a weird game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Sarxis', u'text': u"Interesting little time killer, proof of concept type game.\nDon't expect to spend hours on it, but for a freeby, what can I say?", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-06-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197995142404', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 265, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Fkndopename420', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 11, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-06-01', u'text': u'Although this game is pretty and brings in a fresh perspective for an indy game, it was quite boring. If there were actually more choices and perhaps a bigger environment for added creativity it would be more enjoyable.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'TakNolTak', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 25, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-06-01', u'text': u"It was interesting for a short while and somewhat relaxing, but I\\'ve had my fill. I\\'m done with this game now. I would never pay for it, but it kept me occupied when I was supposed to be report writing. The music is nice.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'GeekyAmi', u'text': u"One of my favorite horror anime. I'm glad to be able to see the content that was cut out, especially the extra slice of life stuff. As Renna says Kyuute~", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-09-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198425384991', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 7, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Heimlich', u'text': u"1. It's so cute I want to take it home.\n2. LIAR!", u'hours': 16.2, u'date': u'2017-09-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 7, u'user_id': u'76561198191918903', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 43, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'HoboSausage', u'hours': 75.2, u'products': 34, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-04-02', u'text': u"I feel like this game has only started to open up to me. Played it a good bit on DS, then Ps3, now here. It's a great game, and well optimised enough to have open in a window.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Believing Heart Is My Magic', u'text': u"I haven't played Multiplayer yet but have finished the campaign. It's a really cool game that I enjoyed mostly because it doesn't have things I hate about Heroes of Might&Magic. Without gameplay elements that kept me away from Might&Magic games I had a lot of fun with this game. Those Puzzel-Quest fights are surprisingly fun and  interesting, especially if you find a fraction that you like and suits you well.\nPros:\n-Interesting gameplay\n-Well done manga-styled graphics\n-Not bad plot, I enjoyed reading dialogues\n-If you don't take it too serious, the game can be really funny\n-It depends on luck pretty much only at the begining of a fight\n-Some units are just so cool to use: Sukkubs, Ghosts, Vampires, Angels or Knights (in my case)\n-There are side quests (and sometimes in the actual plot) where you fight with different rules.\nCons:\n-Academy is sooo boring... I could finish whole part of the campaign on one sitting but the one with Academy I had to struggle to even play.\n-You can be tired of doing the same thing over and over\n-There is no really any trouble with fights because you can start them over and over (after being deafeted) without any waste of units/resources or anything\n-It's not Heroes of Might&Magic but a different game- remember it. If you like Heroes it doesn't mean you will enjou this game (but there is a demo on Steam).", u'hours': 23.7, u'date': u'2016-03-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198071964211', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 40, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Aaaah^^', u'text': u'This game is great!\nThis is a tactical puzzle game embedded into a role-playing game story.\n-The game mechanic is original (as of my knowing), deep and satisfying.\n-The campaign is long enough, with a "standard" but nicely put rpg story. There also are quite a bunch of secondary objectives and challenges that add to the game longevity.\n-Graphics are clean and cute.', u'hours': 59.5, u'date': u'2016-03-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197976034716', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 163, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Sunkenn', u'hours': 14.1, u'products': 43, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-05-31', u'text': u'Great game with alot of depth. Wish I could buy it in a physical for to take and play with friends!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'balanced aeon', u'hours': 60.6, u'products': 544, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-05-29', u'text': u'I\'ve wanted to rewrite this since a few weeks after submitting it, there\'s much to speak highly of here, and quite a lot to criticise, too.\nGremlins, Inc. is a super-slick digital boardgame capable of eliciting the same feels as Mario Party: the spontaneous, doubt-ridden alliances that dissolve into bitter envy as backstabbing opportunities appear, the cruel joy of stealing someone\'s hard-earned victory points with a lucky roll... and it faithfully achieves this within a stylistically-sound universe of crony capitalism and bribery. It\'s beautifully stylised down to each individual card\'s flavour text and, once you\'re familiar with the interface, boasts an extensive array of shorthands and additional informations for accessible reference.\nThe comparison with Mario Party ends when you reach the minigames, though, as Gremlins, Inc. has none: it attempts to stand on its own through flavourful gameplay. At any one moment, you may be trying to depose of toxic waste in the nearby dump -- but if anyone finds you with such criminal intentions, you\'ll be serving out a prison sentence. This minute-to-minute fear of having your intentions discovered and manipulated by others drives much of the gameplay, and it gets more nuanced with your punishment cards being a relatively limited (and randomly drawn) resource. For me, this has held my interest for long enough that my purchase price feels validated -- others may struggle to reach that margin.\nI think the fear with which one proceeds around the game board is... too severe. You will have your plans plucked from your grimy gremlin digits by other players who had no intentions of doing as much; you\'ll roll and draw poorly and probably inevitably get salty. I want to summarise this sentiment with a reference to Darkest Dungeon\'s "making the most of a bad situation," but here it just feels like the game is about repeatedly being berated by chance. On the rare occasions where the stars\nalign, however, it feels very good to stroll around and accomplish great things.\nGremlins, Inc. boasts a minimalistic communication system emphasising emoticons and simple phrases allows the game to be linguistically-unbound; has a sizeable international playerbase that is (because of this system) effectively devoid of banter. A fair number of these cosmetic options are gated behind an awkward Steam-interfaced inventory system, with limited uses, which (in my opinion) is stylised to motivate purchase of the purely cosmetic DLC: I think this goes\ntoo close towards restricting the voices of those not willing to make an extra purchase or few, but given that the game plays best on VOIP with chums, it isn\'t a major gripe. If you\'re expecting enjoyable \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665alking,\nThat\'s not to say there aren\'t opportunities to make awkward alliances and aggression accords with strangers, but I don\'t think the base game facilitates it as well as it could. I think this goes against a regular competitive scene sponsored and maintained by the developers: I think you need extraordinary patience, resolve, and desalination capacities to enjoy it on that level.\nHeartily recommended on sale, but if it\'s full price you should probably seek out a friend\'s recommendation or agreement to make the purchase, as it\'s more fun to backstab your friend than a stranger with a big nose.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'LordHippie', u'text': u'Might be on the best pc board games there is. The devs are very at coming with updates, i love that there are character abilities.\nCan you get screwed over chance? yes, but so can everybody else.\nIt is so satisfying to sit ther for 10+ turns with a great combo just waiting to land on that one spot that could win the game,\nThe art is amazing, the cards are so well done along with board that you sometimes just look and forget its your turn. Despite all the detailed art, there is no clutter, the UI is easy to read and with the play history you can always know what everybody else did.\nThey have frequent tournements and ranked play.\nIf like playing any boardgame this is a MUST BUY, this game needs the attention.\nBuy it and gift it to friends so more people can feel the joy of \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing over everyone else.', u'hours': 43.8, u'date': u'2017-05-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198000932525', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 248, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'RocSo', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 280, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-02-08', u'text': u'One of the greatest games ever.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'Minion Max', u'text': u"Prepare To Die Edition\u2122\nYou will die. A lot. But it never gets too frustrating (thanks to a mostly forgiving checkpoint system), and you'll give yourself a pat on the back once you realize what you're doing wrong.", u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2016-02-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 274, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'Cuddlyblarg', u'hours': 7.2, u'products': 3, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-01-24', u'text': u"Linux version plays like the original Amiga one.  Well done!\nLike most games back then it was one of many that just appeared in the sneakernet collection.  I had no plans to play it, nor any shop to buy it from, and I didn't like the difficulty at first either, but once shown how to avoid that grizzly at the start then it was all on ...  this is my belated purchase.  :)", u'early_access': False, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'Novibear', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 1218, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-06-20', u'text': u"This cute little puzzler is all about the solutions you can come up to with for you to get a ball to the star. It has offline modes then if you wish and if it's still online you can play levels other players made using the level editor.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Lars', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 258, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-06-13', u'text': u'11/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Messy', u'hours': 5.3, u'products': 505, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-06-01', u'text': u'A really fun game, stick with it for a little bit.  It started out super easy then got more fun as the difficulty increased.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Trisomie', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 20, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-09-07', u'text': u'Real boring. No morals.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Silicon Moose', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 5, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-09-06', u'text': u'Very pointless game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Masonator_89', u'text': u"I personally enjoy the game and like it for what it is.\nIt lets us playthrough what we dream about or have to go through as kids;\nThe challenges we face as adults;\nand what life may be like as seniors.\nIt's calming, depressing, and sometimes frustraiting when you make a wrong move.", u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2017-09-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198132362866', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 16, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Watyka\u0144ski Wonsz Kremuwkowy', u'text': u'Great game (but only 6 levels :()', u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2016-07-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 223, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'eheia', u'text': u"This is one of the funnest games in my library. Shelved Doom for this. It's super addictive and great if you have just a little bit of time here and there to play. i would highly recommend. pretty sure this is my first review and i took the extra step because others should know how great it is.", u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2016-07-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198025331652', u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 102, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Wraith', u'text': u'Dodge, Spin, Twist, Crash\nRepeat :D\nVery simple in principle and very fun in practice, go as long as you can and avoid all the obstacles you can.\n(You will hit something eventually)', u'hours': 5.7, u'date': u'2016-07-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198006896643', u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 143, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Sinyan', u'hours': 15.0, u'products': 5, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u'Pretty funny and addictive with cute graphics and enjoyable modes', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'fui9212', u'text': u'so good!!!!!!!!!!', u'hours': 4.2, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198378392555', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 8, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Cooperos', u'text': u'There Are to many characters that are unballancend and the game has issues with connection on easter US servers', u'hours': 20.9, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198088592597', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 24, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Santiago', u'text': u'Very Bad Game, Sorry...', u'hours': 4.8, u'date': u'2017-12-13', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 0, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 378, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'\u271eUr Goddess\u271e', u'text': u"For first... What the \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 I'm suppose to do in this game?\nDOS game is a very bad idea.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-12-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198330706541', u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 158, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'\u2605E3lecTroniK', u'text': u'How I playing this game!?!?', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 15, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u"HE COOKIN'!!!!!", u'text': u"The game is AMAZING. The gunplay, the abilities, the pacing ugh, probably the most fun I've ever had in an FPS. Unfortunately Boss Key is managed by a bunch of coked  out gibbons and the marketing fell completely flat. Between that and how oversatureted the multiplayer FPS genre is the playerbase is nonexistant. If, by some miracle the game revives itself then by all means, pick it up and revel in the breaknek manic gunfest, but as of now I'm not sure of there are enough active players to host a single game. Boss Key, I both bless you and curse you in one breath for killing this beautiful, marvelously fun game that you made.", u'hours': 29.6, u'date': u'2017-12-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198122944652', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 118, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'Edur #TF2Center', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 129, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-04', u'text': u"I've played allot of FPS games and I mean ALLOT. I've played worse games then this and had more fun. I can tell you I didn't have any fun at all playing this. The movement feels like I'm a tone of bricks and for a game that is fast and\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665that's sad, and yes I played every character. The movement is this games is aweful and it's annoying that something so simple can make me hate the entire game. I don't hate allot of games as you can tell by all my positive reviews, but this game man... nothing rewarding at all.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'glueg', u'text': u'horrible when the player count was low i decided to refund but i cant because  the dumb dlc i bought said i cant refund cause i played with the dlc for more than a few hours what the heck worst game ever its dead do not\npoop/10', u'hours': 12.3, u'date': u'2017-12-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198208825584', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 61, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'Juutas', u'text': u'My more detailed video review of the Early Access version can be found here (released October 16th 2016):\nPROS:\n+ Absolutely gorgeous looking visuals with charming art style in high graphical detail.\n+ Undeniable atmosphere that mixes cuteness and darkness together seamlessly.\n+ Lore and characters are actually interesting and well written.\n+ Great controls (tested with Xbox 360 controller).\n+ Good level design.\nCONS:\n- VERY easy.\n- Minor bugs.', u'hours': 8.5, u'date': u'2016-12-11', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 108, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'FatesVagrant', u'text': u"Pros:\n-Visuals. It looks great, not just in terms of graphically fidelity which is of a quality I would expect from a larger studio, but with design.  How could anyone look a Tilo and not think that is adorable? The animations are also very well done. Not surprising given the devs background.\n- Writing. The story so far is intriguing, the characters are distinct and the dialogue is humorous.\n-World building. A lot of effort seems to have gone into fleshing out the wider world, in particular the culture of the mice. I highly recommend taking the time to read the item descriptions and the additional information on specific terms that appear in dialogue. It really helps bring the world to life.\n-Good level design. The level loops around on itself with plenty of shortcuts to open. This is particularly important as there is a fair amount of toing and froing.\nCons (bearing in mind this early access):\n-Stealth is a little simple for my taste, especially since this is the bread and butter of the game. The rats are so much slower than Tilo so you can pretty much just sprint past everything and healing items are all over the place.\n-No voiceovers. I don\u2019t usually mind this but you are playing a bard and he sings to other characters. It would be great to hear him sing (even if the rest of the dialouge isn't voiced).\n-Glitches, sometimes the rats get stuck and you have to exit to the main menu to fix this.\n-The quest at this point in time are almost entirely \u201cgo find some things scattered around the map\u201d. I wish there more variation. While combat would not fit it could have more puzzles and utilise the costumes more.", u'hours': 20.0, u'date': u'2016-12-10', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198029448586', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 165, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'ShovelKnight49', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 155, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-12-02', u'text': u"I have been looking out for this game for a couple of years now. What can I say...it's a total dream come true! Stunning visuals, fantastic gameplay that truly encapsulates the meaning of 'stealth', and the most adorable fantasy world and characters. Thank goodness that developers are still making fantastic, fairy-tale inspired games like these. It really warms my heart.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'WarhawkGames', u'hours': 152.3, u'products': 134, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u"Singeplayer was incredible, I really loved playing singleplayer because of its great story, funny moments and overall great gameplay. Moving on to multiplayer.... really fun to play with friends (in a non-populated lobby) otherwise hackers/modders pretty much everywhere. Overall: Singeplayer was really fun for me, Multiplayer: Better have friends (who has any of those) otherwise its hell. Don't get this for the multiplayer experience unless you're with friends.\nI am giving a good review for the singleplayer experience and a meh for multiplayer (unless you're with friends then its goes to good)", u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Flunx', u'hours': 18.8, u'products': 15, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'All time classic it has everything from drugs to sex to strip clubs to cars to killing people and even to killing yourself. 10/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'NOJ HD', u'hours': 54.3, u'products': 48, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'COMPLETE money grab, super hard to make millions of dollars without buying shark cards.\nServers constantly down, even though Rockstar says they are up.\nSuper buggy in lots of places.\nOverall would not recommend, I would rather play SAMP(San Andreas Multiplayer)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'AllMerc', u'hours': 23.7, u'products': 395, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'text': u'One of the best 2D stealth games out there.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Allein', u'text': u"Easily one of the smoothest games I've ever played.  The controls are very responsive and I found it pretty easy to pull off exactly the things I wanted to do.  The variations in outfits provide a nice change of pace, or if you're having trouble with one particular area they can help shore up your weakness.  Only downside is a lack of replayability, although I'll probably come back to it every few years.", u'hours': 21.6, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198009168543', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 264, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Errollitos', u'text': u"I've learned about this game just by browsing then I figured I can pick it up and try it since I love stealthy games. I can stress enough how good this game is. Once you handle how the game works the flow and fun from it is priceless. I really enjoyed and liked this one, I wish I can get more of it!", u'hours': 26.7, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198075039567', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 174, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'ram', u'text': u'!', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 481, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'Sakeyoo', u'hours': 3.5, u'products': 116, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'Yes', u'early_access': False, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'Pil', u'text': u'Touhou at long last on Steam, what else to say? Please support so taht we get all the series!', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197998611178', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 194, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'SuppishTX', u'hours': 2.4, u'products': 157, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2014-11-18', u'text': u'really fun, really great game. not recommended only because you are basically paying a subscription to play it. not worth it for that.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'AlaskanGeek', u'hours': 10.6, u'products': 87, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2014-10-31', u'text': u'Fun turn base strategy game you can play yourself, but is best played against friends. Causual and fun.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Daring Do', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 205, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2014-10-30', u'text': u"A fun online adaptation of the amazing board game Memoir '44!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'alel', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 26, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2014-10-26', u'text': u'turn base strategy that made new player clueless...', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'DaDiarra', u'text': u'These guys have a lot of chutzpah. I guess they didn\'t get the message that said two brothers shouldn\'t undertake such an ambitious project that trangresses and remixes many of the traditional genres to create an epic sandbox space trading rpg set in an evolving almost 4X like universe that has a life of it\'s own far beyond the actions of a single captain. Whether they didn\'t get the message or just refused to heed it is a very good thing, because they\'ve succeeded amazingly with the initial release of Star Traders Frontiers.\nSeriously who hasn\'t been playing an RPG and just wished that they could quit the story and go for a romp around the world and still have fun and progress and influence the outcomes of various events from a different angle, and then maybe pick up the story again after it\'s progressed some without you. STF offers that and so many other ways of playing and engaging the with world that it\'s hard to believe it can all be held together. The game manages to bust the boundaries and yet it still provide an environment that will demand a high-level of focus from the player in order to accomplish whatever goals they\'re pursuing.\nHaving played the game considerably in the alpha stage, it\'s worth saying that this, like other deep games, requires the player to take some time to learn to swim. It\'s not one that you pick up and immediately know how to play. It is, however, definitely worth the investment to figure it out. Playing in Early Access you\'ve also got the opportunity to help influence the further development of the game and work out this kinks that aren\'t working for you. These developers are probably the most responsive devs to their community and if something is working, or fully implemented right now, you can be sure that they will get it smoothed out, sometimes in 24 hours, sometimes a bit longer ;).\nEither way I can\'t wait to see what this game will be like when it reaches full maturity. Is it too early to start throwing around words like "a legend" or "epic?"', u'hours': 150.3, u'date': u'2017-11-15', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198168718905', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 5, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Bloodbeard', u'hours': 5.7, u'products': 452, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-15', u'text': u"This game. First its a Trese Brothers game. These guys do WORK. Templar Battleforce, SteelHeroes RPG, Star Traders 4x, etc. etc. We are talking about updates that are FREE, and last about as long as Paradox updating. We are talking YEARS of polishing, free updates, a fantastic community, and a downright amazing developer response time. These guys are up there with Soldak, CD Projekt RED, and Spiderweb software when it comes to amazing post-release support. Templar Battleforce recieved a rediculous amount of content and is to this day one of my favorite Space-Hulk/XCOM type games.\nSo what are you getting with this title, its current release, and future plans. First, lets discuss what the game is. You are a space trader. Its a 2D top-down strategy game where you fly around, accept missions, trade goods, fight pirates, and generally whatever you want to do. All while maintaining your ship, your crew, and your rep with the various space factions. Escape Velocity Nova, Space Rangers 2 HD, Endless Sky, Oolite, Star Nomad 2, all do similar things. So what ELSE are you getting? ST:F offers a living, breathing galaxy. Not quite X3:Terran Conflict, but far more than Freelancer. You have warring factions, blockades, contacts for missions who you build relationships or play against one another.\nThen you have the crew. Your crew consists of regular joes who help on the ship or in combat. Your officers are like the captain and can have 3 jobs, everyone gets levels and talents. Which is good, because space is dangerous. I'm not just talking starship destruction. Crew in-fighting, sickness, mutiny, all kinds of things can go south very quickly, which is manageable with said talents everyone gets. Think Sid Meier's Pirates. You don't leave port without a time limit. Same applies here, fuel, supplies, etc all play a part in day to day life. You are managing a ship and crew. You are a star-captain. Act like it.\nIn the game's current state its missing some story content, but you've got a big galaxy to roam around in, working faction interactions, and a rediculous amount of things to do. Want to Spy for a faction? ok. Pirate traders? Sure thing. Hunt down bounties? No problem. Explore new planets and get into combat? Absolutely.\nCombat in this game is turn based. So your ship moves toward the enemy ship, and you choose what weapons to fire or talents to use. Ground/Boarding Party combat is .... well it reminds me of a Darkest Dungeon-lite. You assign 4 positions and it plays out a bit like an rpg. Talents and weapons play a key role here.\nThe game is polished and playable right now. However, Trese Brothers is OUTSTANDING when it comes to content addition, and polishing of their game. If their past titles are any indication they will still be tweaking and perfecting this sandbox gem years from now.\nEver watched Firefly? Smugglers V, Endless Sky, and Space Rangers 2 not doing it for you? Give this a try. Its fast becoming my favorite 2d Sid Meier's Pirates clone. So much going on here, and as they add more story and sandbox features I can't imagine it not becoming one of the best of its kind.\nIt also runs on potatoes. Like an actual potatoe. Out of the ground. With no electricity, and it has an AMAZING price. The fact that you don't own it already hurts me like when you bought Pixel Privateers and Star Nomad 2. Or when you pre-ordered Star Sector. This game rocks. If you like space, crew/ship management and making your own way among a vibrant and living universe with Warhammer 40k esque lore, than you owe it to yourself to own this game.\nSounds like a paid review huh? Well there are some downsides. The UI needs a bit of work, but I prefer it to say Star Nomad 2. The game can feel a little barebones if you are new to this type of game, and have no idea how to make it up from nothing in a crap ship. Its a bit grindy, (granted this genre is much like JRPG's.) and frankly it could use more weapon and ship types. However, again, I have had nothing but great experiences with Trese Brothers.\nAs someone who freaking adores open ended ship trading/fighting games, from New Horizons mod, to Elite Dangerous, to  Escape Velocity Nova(Endless Sky.), I have been playing this type of game for the last decade or so. Constantly looking for the one that was perfect for me. Space Rangers 2 was close, but it lacked crew. EV: Nova was close, but it again lacked people aboard my ship. (and the combat was tedious.) I only have a few hours after work and family, and I'm playing this game. In a golden age of video games, media, and my other hobbies, I still find myself thinking about my next captain and the strategies it will take to thrive in Hard mode. It already is very good, and with the quality I expect out of Trese Brothers, I expect it to become great.\nChrist. You read all that? You must really not be sure. Take it from me. This game is worth your time. Not buggy. Fun, and will have lots of content upon full release. Plus its one of the most polished EA's Ive ever played, and the community actively gets responses from the developer. Get on it.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Moagim', u'text': u'Simply an amazing game that brings a very complex simulation of a life as a captain of a starship. It reminds me very much of the pen & paper RPG Rogue Trader which I hoped would see a computer adaptation at some point. Now it is here.\nYou can pursue some very well crafted storylines, explore, trade, fight both in space and on the ground and in the boarding actions (crew combat is done very much like the Darkest Dungeon). Moreover this being a Trese Brothers game I have no doubt that the devs will keep updating and improving the game for years (just look at their record with the Templar Battleforce).\nThis is an early access release, but I have encountered no bugs so far and there is plenty of content to explore already. It is a rather complex game though, so expect to spend some time figuring out how various aspects of the game work - I guess some people might feel a bit overwhelmed and it certainly isnt for everyone, but I would say it is well worth the time to figure things out. I certainly am having a blast. Graphics are obviously nothing special, but that is to be expected in a complex game by an indie studio.', u'hours': 125.3, u'date': u'2017-11-15', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198034651905', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 30, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'\u2245', u'hours': 2.3, u'products': 147, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2015-09-18', u'text': u"One of the best RPGs of last 10y.\nBringing back the Fallout feel.\nIt really takes you to a fantastic setting, borderline realistic. and immersion is simply astounding.\nThis product is a clear statement that games are art.\nof course it has its downs. it doesn't branch, doesn't offer enough consequences, but the budget to cover that would be huge.\nI have worked with their staff in testing it, and they provide great support.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'bb', u'text': u'The game was fine when I started but the constant need to drink potions, go back to buy more potions made me give up. This is like a potion drink simulator.', u'hours': 6.5, u'date': u'2015-09-14', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 24, u'user_id': u'76561197990285408', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 89, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Deshtat', u'text': u"So I must admit this game is pretty hardcore. I also must admit I had to cheat in order to stay alive as a thief.\nBut!\nI love Inquisitor's atmosphere, with it's foggy lands and superstitions. All this writing work really keeps me going! It has quite a unique lore, and for some reason I don't get, the old fashioned design really fits it. I also like some of the musics. This game inspires me!\nI don't know if I'll ever be able to finish it, but I'll try my best. It's not every day you get to be a badass inquisitor.", u'hours': 31.2, u'date': u'2015-09-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197992582328', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 218, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Sir Akivar', u'hours': 76.9, u'products': 86, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-07-20', u'text': u'When getting started, you\'ll need to know enough about your PC to make this game run properly and smooth. There are some out of the box issues with it for most people and their PC\'s.\nHOWEVER, that shouldn\'t stop anyone from getting this game and playing it, unless your computers a toaster, you should be just fine to run this game, after some Graphics Card Settings tweeks for this game specifically or looking for some optional Mods to make the gameplay better.\n<-- Reference this for Graphics Settings that once applied made my game run at better graphics and much smoother than originally on start.\nWith all the "Typical Issues" aside.\nI recommend this game as a Nostalgic Recap or a way to Permanently add another game to your Final Fantasy Library.\nI personally like this game and the Time Travel / Puzzles / Combat Styles this game offers, compared to Final Fantasy XIII. It\'s not really that hard or complicated of a game and you\'re given a lot of Freedom to Explore and Build Characters in this Version which allows for customizable gameplay styles early on.\nThere are things to do in all the areas you can explore and you\'re almost never forced to endlessly grind in a single boring area to beat the next boss in this one. You can meet a boss or monster you can\'t fight, go explore a different path and then come back to it at a later time and try again without feeling like your roadblocked. That is assuming a typical Pace. Compared to XIII where you\'d often find yourself in a Tunneled Roadblock Situation if you took no time trying to get through the story.\nSolid 8.6/10 in my honest opinon.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'AKillJoy113', u'hours': 1.4, u'products': 9, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-07-19', u'text': u"This was one of the worst games I've ever played, graphics were bad, story was poorly written, voice acting was terrible. Cheap game making with weak attempts at depth and emotion.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'3\u30b9\u30c8\u30e9\u30a4\u30d7\u306e\u30d6\u30e9\u30f3\u30c9', u'text': u'I loved this underrated game on PS3, but this PC port is just so ******* horrible.', u'hours': 58.1, u'date': u'2017-07-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198080468518', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 67, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'MtMBerry03', u'text': u'accually trash - so buggy and needs to be fixed,but thats not gonna happen. i would give it 2 moldy hot pockets out of ten', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-12-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198207388668', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 17, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'lathem', u'text': u"My god, this is hysterical.  If you don't have fun playing this, you're dead inside, and rightfully have no friends.  However, if you have a sixpack to kill with a buddy, you'll laugh your\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665off harder than you'd ever think a dead baby would make you.", u'hours': 3.3, u'date': u'2017-12-08', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 10, u'user_id': u'76561198127050709', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 52, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Skyshark67', u'text': u'This game Lacks Updates it needs', u'hours': 7.1, u'date': u'2017-12-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198253544477', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 27, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'prettyfacebasketcase', u'hours': 35.5, u'products': 52, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2014-11-15', u'text': u"I feel like this series could have done without a sequel.\nYou start out the whole game with no idea what the plot is but all the characters know. You never get the backstory of some of the people.\nThe battle play was dumbed down and is now pretty boring. I don't need to pay attention because each character has one button and the attack never changes. The first game used different buttons and you had to remember what move on  your buttons went with what attack and which character.\nThe creepy cards are obnoxious. They don't always clearly state how long they last and the whole 'wait two battles!' is pointless. I can just replace the card. The battle stamps were much better thought out.\nAlso. This is just a little pet peeve but there isn't anyway to skip the cutscenes Before every. flippin. battle. I'm getting real sick of watching Wren turn into a clown. -_-\nOverall... I'm pretty disappointed.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'gbutera', u'text': u'I finished the game a few days ago and have been meaning to say THANK YOU DOUBLEFINE for such a fantastic, fun game. I loved every minute of it. I got 17 out of the 18 Steam badges\u2026doubt I will go back to get the Candy Corn in every battle badge\u2026that takes some serious dedication, and anyone who gets it deserves it.\nI liked the addition of the ability to eat candy instead of finding a water fountain to recharge, though I think it would be better if the candy hit was larger than 25 pieces (maybe 100 or even 250 would have made sense, so the player would be less reliant on it.) I think that made it a little easier than it needed to be, but it certainly came in handy for me a bunch of times in the game.\nIf you ever decide to make a Costume Quest 3, I\u2019ll be one of the first in line. It was a really fun time.', u'hours': 25.3, u'date': u'2014-11-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198101675164', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 40, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Zara', u'hours': 13.0, u'products': 193, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2014-11-11', u'text': u"Game is very similar to CQ1, which isn't a bad thing. Main problem with this game so far is that they removed the post-battle full heal and now you need to run to water fountains every so often just to heal up. This puts in a lot of backtracking that comes across as filler.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'EraySP909', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 92, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-01-04', u'text': u'Polandball Can into space!\nYuo Nevur tought it dit yuo?\nyuo\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665br>\n<3', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Kuwtis', u'text': u'This game is worth the 99p i paid for it i paid for memes and that is what i got memes Awoo!', u'hours': 5.5, u'date': u'2017-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198059830142', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 57, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'pp4', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 651, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-01-03', u'text': u'Game crashed after collision with russian country ball\n88/5 partitions of Poland\nWould bring the world on fire again!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Xuchris11', u'text': u"This is not good. I loved the original Umbrella Corp game. I had it on ps3 and here on steam (although I haven't got many hours logged on steam). It offered a fun alternative to the RE universe by combining Socom and RE gameplay. I expected close to that here. Even though reviews were negative I wanted to give it a shot, reviews were quite negative on the first Umbrella game and I love it. Well.... sadly this is really bad, almost seems like it had to be made bad on purpose. Your character is in the bottom of the left hand corner, with little to no movement at all. the camera is the most sinister enemy you face, it's a travesity for any modern third person shooter including games on mobile. You have the option to change the controls but don't expect them to respond or even change, much like everything else in this game it feels half done. U.I, A.I., gameplay, movement, camera, music, nothing in this game is well done. It's a dissappointment for me loving the original seeing as this clearly put the nail in the coffin for the Umbrella series. Still going to play it, because I believe in punishing myself for my sins. Don't join me this is awful", u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-07-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198133868531', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 437, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'AverageGaming', u'text': u'For a low price of 1 dollar on humble bundle I would have to say it was a pretty good deal. Game is pretty fun and i find matches in seconds (you have to use ranked play) My only real gripe with the game is the bugs and the TTK. It seems like no matter what weapoin i use i end up unloading about half my clip into someones head/chest and they survive but im the one that dies.', u'hours': 6.5, u'date': u'2017-07-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 133, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'crane_bros', u'text': u"Running, crawling, and crouching through competently designed maps at the speed of sound with an insta kill weapon has never felt so terrible. Fix your net code and go f2p and this would be worth at least a little bit of time but as it stands if this isn't in a bundle that you bought don't even try it. Also the single player mode is actually the funniest part of this game, who wants to have laughably short tedious missions without context? I sure don't and neither should you.", u'hours': 4.2, u'date': u'2017-07-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198095257253', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 150, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Sebastian\uff08\u30bb\u30d0\u30b9\u30c1\u30e3\u30f3)', u'text': u'A little bit harder would be better', u'hours': 18.8, u'date': u'2016-05-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198146942062', u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 506, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Kenuty', u'text': u"Koihime Enbu is a fast paced  2d anime style fighting game featuring a cast of all females with variety of weapons and flash abilities. Comes with upbeat music and learnable universal inputs for all characters. Great fighting games for those who wants to get into the fighting genre. The game doesn't have any complex combos or technical skills such as air guards etc but can be challenging enough that veterans can pull off some freestyle combos using bounce and stun techniques.\n+ Cast of character\n+ Solid training mode\n+ Universal inputs for moves\n+ Cast of characters waifus\n+ Fast paced Combat system\n+ Easy to understand and pick up, Complex enough for in depth combos+\n+ Decent netcode\n+ Game will level up your skills in footsies (Poking), counter hitting, and long recovery punishments making you think before you make a move. The sort of thing that will make you better in other fighting games.\n- The amount of players available online to play against thus matchmaking can be a pain   [Due to possibly the price]\n- The story based on a visual novel so you really have to play that to get any of the plot going on\n- Animation is good but can be much better.\n- lack of variety of special moves\nI enjoyed the game and think its worth the support though if you cannot afford it atm wait for sale but overall it is a solid fighting game for those of you that aren't into  complex combos and technicalities.", u'hours': 2.7, u'date': u'2016-05-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 4, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 1514, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'BEST LOLI', u'hours': 5.8, u'products': 42, u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-05-23', u'text': u'AISHA <3\nxing is good waifu material too', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'TheSupremeDuck25 -[FF]-', u'text': u'i got this game for free, i would pay to get it out of my library', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2016-08-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 82, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Lucasones', u'hours': 5.9, u'products': 602, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-07-21', u'text': u'.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'BlackEagle1519', u'text': u"Boring flash garbage about cockeyed guy who can't hit a\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 I lost my patience, time and good agc. for 6 0.04\u20ac cards...", u'hours': 3.3, u'date': u'2016-07-08', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 5, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 472, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'myrtom25', u'text': u'Good game, going to play it again now after some years.', u'hours': 24.0, u'date': u'2017-11-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198009994762', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 39, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'Kepa', u'text': u"This game is a start to one of the best video game series ive ever played, getting it on PC gaveme a lot of nostalgia back to when I watched my older brother play it on his Xbox and when I later played through it. There's just so much to it and the fighting mechanics are so clean, if you haven't played this game even if you arent a fan of batman, the game is a must try.", u'hours': 12.6, u'date': u'2017-11-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198091975728', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 92, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'friends  playing', u'hours': 6.4, u'products': 270, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-14', u'text': u'decent story and good combat....what else u want', u'early_access': False, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'NishiLion', u'hours': 2.8, u'products': 1443, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-01-15', u'text': u"A good balance between toughness and frustrating. Just tough enough to have fun but not so tough that it's frustrating. Enjoyable models.\nEasy 100%\n7/10 Bedtimes", u'early_access': False, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'cg_destro', u'hours': 5.3, u'products': 1635, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-01-14', u'text': u'cool little logic game with interesting drem world, quite good if you are into this kinds of games :)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'Marcos(\u0e07 \u0360 \u0360\xb0 \u0644\u035c \xb0)\u0e07', u'text': u"This game looks like salvador dali's work if he started dropping acid before he painted everything. unfortunately the gameplay is more frustrating than watching somebody who just dropped acid try to use fine motor skills", u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2017-01-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198061230966', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 151, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'nate3041987', u'text': u'its easy and fun', u'hours': 5.7, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198335144520', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 12, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'Greencutetoychica', u'text': u'SUCK!!!! I DONT RECOMEND IT!!! DELETE THIS!!!', u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 6, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 34, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'ericlopezmarti11', u'text': u'I can\'t even download steam for some reason it always say "Close Steam to continue instillation" and I\'m never on steam so I don\'t get why I can\'t download steam. If someone knows how to solve this please tell me. Thank you!', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 6, u'user_id': u'76561198407761112', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 5, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'minebird023', u'hours': 2.7, u'products': 5, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-21', u'text': u'I recommend it for people who likes clicker games. It is my favorite clicker game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Johnthanos', u'text': u'So much fun, I am a fan of clicking idle games, probably the best so far alongside Adventure Capitalist for PC and cookie clicker for mobile', u'hours': 27.0, u'date': u'2017-12-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198332486376', u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 15, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Burt Maclin, FBI', u'text': u"If I wanted to click this much and go nowhere, I would've played DotA 2. Not fun at all. The first 5-6 mins of the game is clicking. After that its just resource management and upgrading the AI to do more damage. Play this game if you dont want to think or do much of anything at all.", u'hours': 2.8, u'date': u'2017-12-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198047560459', u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 151, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Sauerkraut', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 134, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2014-09-11', u'text': u"This game is a bad rip-off of Bullfrog's Theme Hospital. It tries to be funny but the game is just annoying.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Franky', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 197, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2014-09-10', u'text': u'Keep your hands off this!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Kwenami', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 190, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2014-09-10', u'text': u'Why did I do this to myself.\nNot the tycoon game I was expecting. Glad I spent less than a dollar on it. Learnt my lesson.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Asynd', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 824, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2014-09-09', u'text': u"Eh, this is what i would call the BAD HD, steam port, for theme hospital, i'd recommend getting the original, Theme Hospital. I wish there were a type of tutorial, i wish you could zoom further out, I'd like it to have a simpler User Interface. 6/10.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Opticz\u2122', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 119, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2014-03-06', u'text': u'Game is terrible. Glad I only paid 70p for it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Obi-Fran Kenobi', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 700, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2014-03-04', u'text': u"Bah. Not total crap, not good. It's a very repetitive game, so it's all in: do you enjoy the gameplay?\nTry the demo, I guess?", u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Frozzen', u'hours': 25.8, u'products': 238, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2014-03-03', u'text': u'for a space game it is one of the best i have played in a long time, I really like this game and it has a demo so you can check it out before you pay for the game but the demo only lets you play 60 mins.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'jacobaldridge1', u'text': u'Relaxing for a minute, then boring. Gameplay not too different from watching the demo video.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-05-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198133975123', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 3, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'NUK3', u'text': u'A great Screen Saver but thats pretty much it and it fails at even that Cuz you actually have to tend to it .But I give it points for artstyle.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-05-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198288001382', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 4, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 104, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'HaramPhotosOfMuhammad', u'text': u'Boring, I don\'t think anything happens.\nIt\'s not even a good "relaxation toy" as you keep waiting for something to happen but nothing ever does.  I guess if you enjoy staring at screensavers I could see you being able to get something out of this.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-05-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198132019797', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 5, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 78, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Elyv', u'hours': 172.2, u'products': 188, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-03-27', u'text': u'This game is great. Despite the simplistic plot, it has a certain quirky charm, simple but fun characters, and unique and fun gameplay.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'greendevil_21', u'text': u'Such a relaxing beautiful game. The control system is easy to pick, the story is good and the multi-player is challenging. Backed up with great visuals & sound, Clash Of Heroes is worth every penny. I have a copy on Xbox,PS3 & now Steam.', u'hours': 119.7, u'date': u'2016-03-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198105914929', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 81, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'The Last of a Dying Breed', u'text': u'So much replayability.', u'hours': 47.3, u'date': u'2016-03-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198066383010', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 41, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'{$TAB} Bitpad', u'text': u'Oh my gosh, this game takes forever to play, but is addictive and fun as all get out.  I picked this and automotons up and I just can get enough of playing Gremlins!!', u'hours': 18.2, u'date': u'2017-05-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197990065706', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 120, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'KatyOsk', u'text': u'If you want to ruin the friendships with the friends you have, then this is the game for you!', u'hours': 12.7, u'date': u'2017-05-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 65, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Aoneko21', u'hours': 4.6, u'products': 60, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-05-23', u'text': u"I played in free weekend trail. It's really great and I enjoyed it a lot. :)", u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'rkiljet', u'text': u"So fun to play this again. I remember playing it in the 90's when it came to the Amiga 500.", u'hours': 5.4, u'date': u'2016-01-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197998828741', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 87, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'paulo.ferraz.oliveira', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 174, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-01-23', u'text': u'A lone engineer goes back to the lab he works at, at night, because he\'s forgotten his kid\'s diapers. He boots up his computer, drinks a beverage containing hallucinogens, and then trips out for about 2 hours, thinking he\'s in outer space with an alien friend that beats up people with the strangest of sounds.\nWarm. Good. The improved graphics are a welcomed change to it. Are we in a movie?\nOne of the best bits of it. It\'s not complex, but it\'s dreamy, and unravels with a nice pace and some surprises. I really felt out there for a while, and it\'s only a pity that it\'s so short, and it doesn\'t even have a single word written or spoken.\nSome parts are difficult to grasp (more due to the controls than the game\'s design), like jumping at the right moment, for example, but in general it\'s simple and well adapted to what it wants to convey. There\'s basically only basic movement (up down left right jump) and a gun. The gun is one of the better aspects of the game, actually, because it fits in so well with the story. You advance by discovery, there are checkpoints so no fear of dying, but the game doesn\'t "try to much" to lead you in a given direction as much as others, and there\'s also a lot of trial and error.\nMinimalist but impressive. Rotoscoping, here, like in Prince of Persia, makes for a very smooth atmosphere.\nAgain minimalist and at times a bit distracting, but the effects (especially the gun and the elevators) are really nice.\nOnce every couple of years should be fine, but yeah, definitely worth it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'Mean Mr. Mustard', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 190, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-01-15', u'text': u'1) Essential - buy it NOW\n\n3) Avoid\nTime to complete - 2 hours (Played original release in the 90\'s so more or less remembered what to do)\nPlayed multiplayer? N/A\nWorth revisiting? Yes, nostalgia reasons\nBest part - Creepy, unnerving atmosphere\nWorst part - Some "solutions" are rather obtuse, I\'m looking at you shooty sections', u'early_access': False, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'E.E. (Peary)', u'text': u"Very nice game, i'll try beating all levels by drawing\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665(male genitalia, try censoring that).", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2016-05-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 9, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 507, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'pkp', u'text': u"A weak thumbs up.\nPros\n- Neat aesthetic and idea.\n- Decent length.\n- There are three extra ways to solve levels:  Elegant (solve with only one object), Old School (solve without pins), Awesome (you manually mark one of your solutions as Awesome...)\n- Can quickly reset levels. Helpful when going for Elegant / Old School solutions\nCons\n- The ability to mark solutions as Awesome is good, but forcing people to do it to earn the star is stupid.\n- The physics don't always make much sense. Even after playing for hours I'm often surprised by how an object reacts. It will have more/less mass than I expect.\n- I wish there was some way to Undo things. It's annoying to have to redraw/redo several things after you mess up drawing a single thing.\n-- The game sometimes has trouble distinguishing between when you want to draw a pin vs. a small object.\n- Too many puzzles have essentially the same solution.\n- Game fails to launch on a retina MacBook Pro if you've set your system resolution to 1920x1200. I had to switch back to the default resolution to get the game to launch.", u'hours': 6.8, u'date': u'2016-05-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198049018800', u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 160, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'TeenJackBauer', u'hours': 4.2, u'products': 532, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-05-27', u'text': u'', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'\u0418\u043c\u043f\u0435\u0440\u0430\u0442\u043e\u0440\u0422\u041e\u041a', u'hours': 2.8, u'products': 36, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-09-02', u'text': u"Very good game, all should give it a try but if you don't like it that is completely fine.\n+Good atmosphere, amazing art style, interesting game play. It has a good amount of different settings and is quite hard at times with an interesting set of substories. Just all round nice if you enjoy slower paced things. you can pick and choose not to do some things so the game never really comes to a halt. Also just a lovely feel to it that makes the game really playable because its very robust.\n-The bits where you have to replay it get a bit trudgey as if you get it wrong you have to retrace everything and most of the time thats kinda slow (I've kinda given up on some areas because I don't feel like going back over it for that reason). The controlls aren't 100% responsive especially when jumping but you kinda get used to it because its fine and not buggy. The Eng translation isn't 100% either but it is 99.9% and that gets my respect, they can throw time/money at that later if you have it :).\nOverall give it a try, and to the developers; good luck. With regards to the dislikes and so on, its a marginal game to begin with and haveing a free version is very nice to see whether you like the gameplay it offers :)", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Skanovi', u'hours': 1.9, u'products': 52, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-09-02', u'text': u"Great game, The atmosphere really pulls you in to the game, It's Basically perfect. The simple but beautifull graphics are amazing! Definetly a good game, Would reccomend it to basically verybody. Keep making such great games :D", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'damienmcgrogan', u'text': u'cool coooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllll', u'hours': 4.2, u'date': u'2017-08-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198404545064', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 1, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'\u2721YungShao', u'hours': 3.4, u'products': 146, u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-07-02', u'text': u'Amazing game! Although I would like to see more colors and more music in the game and maybe an option for user created levels.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u"Muff'n Man", u'text': u'This game is sooo much fun and I have spent a lot of time in it. 10/10 would recommend!', u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2016-07-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198146858906', u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 20, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'danatron1', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 140, u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-06-30', u'text': u"Super Hexagon meets Distance.\nHighly recommend this, it's well worth the (now lowered) cost.\nThis is 'how am I still alive' the game", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Supernedo', u'hours': 76.0, u'products': 9, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2018-01-04', u'text': u"Everyone eho's playing the game and using three or more heavies in a row just stop playing the game... Seriously the spam can't take it. If you can actually play without spamming, you like spammers and like network lag then play otherwise if your a spammer don't play what soever and i'm serious.....\nYour still here, don't play!!!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Da Asian Player', u'text': u"This game is straight out terrible because of the spamming community. The people at ranked are mostly just spammers and are completely unskilled. If you try to reach to the highest rank possible, you get matched up with a spammer and will mostly and completely lose. Players get frustrated by the amount of spam that the others deal and it should stop. The developers might not know, but this is not making everyone enjoy the game itself. Seriously, the hitboxes are messed up. Whenever it looks like you hit someone on your point of view, they don't get hit for no reason and when they hit you even when distanced out, they end up hitting you in the weirdest range possible. Go play Super Smash Bros. and don't play this crap game.", u'hours': 52.9, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198076013338', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 14, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Ninjapilot10', u'text': u'WELCOME TO BRAWLHALLA!!! A skill based all out braw against multiple enemies where a quarter of the people that play the game just spam, that\'s not to say the game is bad. it\'s pretty easy to pick up if you put some time into practiceing in practice mode you can have a ton of fun in the game however i would not recomened ranked for the light hearted because as in most games if you do to bad you\'ll be called a "\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing casual" or "to ez" it somtimes happens in normal but definatly not as often. i haven\'t played a long time so ill leave my reveiw here if it manages to keep my interest then ill update my reveiw', u'hours': 16.2, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198131273184', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 65, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u"brotherman bill dead :'(", u'text': u'Are you ret4rded? Why you reading this?', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 113, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Hard Candy', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 29, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'A confusing game\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'amesmes', u'hours': 6.6, u'products': 540, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-17', u'text': u'Tried to play this game in a Petco the other day and got escorted out by security. They thought I only put one ferret down my pants though, so I got out of there with four of those \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ers for free! Man ferrets are \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing crazy and after what I experienced I can only assume that these creatures see human taint as their biggest natural predator. They ripped me up real good and turned me into a human sock puppet.\nHey did you know ferrets arew the only species in the animal kingdom that feel regret? In the case of this game, I\'m pretty sure all of those little \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665s regret being born in \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing Scotland, the only country where this\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665won\'t get you a court date. Then again in America we have a sport we like to call "is this cop gonna shoot me?" but much like basketball it\'s not for white people, so hey I guess every country has its quirks!\nAnyway thanks Petco for this new fur coat I just made, gonna wear it to my next crisis actor meet n greet at bohemian grove. There\'s no ferrets in those wood so I\'ll just stuff a a wolf down my pants and see how long it takes to eat its way through my body. LOL hail satan', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'r4serei [FTP]', u'hours': 4.1, u'products': 279, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-04', u'text': u'this isnt rick and morty.... where the \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 is rick and morty?!?!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'decoalex22', u'text': u'why i cent daonlod', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-12-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198388787360', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 4, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 6, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'AldrickExGladius', u'text': u'Awesome game that takes real Skill to master each character. Gotta know the maps and each characters abilities. It has great fast paced action fueled maps with a kick\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665gravity thing to work with as well. Characters are unique and look pretty cool. Maps are awesome and offer a wide variety of acttack plans. Too many people relying on that cartoony trash OverWatch to get easy kills and unfullfilled self-gratifacation. Its has a much better lay out and point system. Its kinda like playing Battlefield and getting to make fun of the 10 yr olds that still play Call of Duty.\nGet it, youll only be dissapointed that you didnt sooner.', u'hours': 4.9, u'date': u'2017-12-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 230, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'Olik', u'text': u'Artwork \u2013 brilliant!\nAnimation \u2013 brilliant!\nLevel design \u2013 very good!\nStory \u2013 nice and stylish.\nMay be slightly better with some voiceover and 2-3 music or ambient themes, but it`s just for perfection.\nThis game may warm you in cold winter evenings, my friend! ))\n***********************************************************************\n\u0410\u043d\u0456\u043c\u0430\u0446\u0456\u044f - \u0447\u0443\u0434\u0435\u0441\u043d\u0430!\n\u0410\u0440\u0442 - \u0437\u0430\u0445\u043e\u043f\u043b\u044e\u044e\u0447\u0438\u0439!\n\u041b\u0435\u0432\u0435\u043b\u0434\u0438\u0437\u0430\u0439\u043d - \u0442\u0435 \u0449\u043e \u0442\u0440\u0435\u0431\u0430.\n\u0421\u044e\u0436\u0435\u0442 \u0441\u0438\u043c\u043f\u0430\u0442\u0438\u0447\u043d\u0438\u0439 \u0456 \u0441\u0442\u0438\u043b\u044c\u043d\u0438\u0439.\n\u041d\u0435 \u0437\u0430\u0432\u0430\u0434\u0438\u043b\u0430 \u0431 \u043e\u0437\u0432\u0443\u0447\u043a\u0430 \u0442\u0430 \u0442\u0440\u0456\u0448\u043a\u0438 \u043c\u0443\u0437\u0438\u043a\u0430\u043b\u044c\u043d\u0438\u0445 \u0442\u0435\u043c \u043d\u0430 \u0434\u043e\u0434\u0430\u0447\u0443, \u0430\u043b\u0435 \u0446\u0435 \u0432\u0436\u0435 \u0437\u0430\u0434\u043b\u044f \u043f\u043e\u0432\u043d\u043e\u0457 \u043d\u0430\u0441\u043e\u043b\u043e\u0434\u0438.\n\u0426\u044f \u0433\u0440\u0430 \u0437\u0434\u0430\u0442\u043d\u0430 \u0437\u0456\u0433\u0440\u0456\u0442\u0438 \u0442\u0435\u0431\u0435 \u0437\u0438\u043c\u043e\u0432\u0438\u043c \u0432\u0435\u0447\u043e\u0440\u043e\u043c, \u043c\u0456\u0439 \u0434\u0440\u0443\u0436\u0435! ))', u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2016-11-28', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198048188761', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 61, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Wolf', u'text': u'Love it <3', u'hours': 3.6, u'date': u'2016-11-28', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198254789200', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 15, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Destroy The Sun', u'text': u'One of the best indie games I have played. Still in early development, but so fat, it looks amazing!', u'hours': 6.1, u'date': u'2016-11-27', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198050387815', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 279, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'InnCognito', u'text': u'Very flakey game. Needs some revision to the online play. What makes the game bad? Having to play an introduction in story mode before you are allowed to play this game online.', u'hours': 8.1, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197995209746', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 57, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'raphaelag777', u'text': u'KYS', u'hours': 20.3, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198798944382', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 1, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Entimus-', u'hours': 16.8, u'products': 20, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'text': u'2D stealth game with a lot of freedom how to progress through the game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'bigbadbarton', u'hours': 31.6, u'products': 285, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'text': u'Few games can match Mark of the Ninja for making you feel as outrageously cool as advertised.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Ph0bosAnom1y', u'text': u'Best Stealth Game ive played so far the only problem is that its very short i played this game for like 15 hours and i already finished it and its kinda pricey for a short game tbh i suggest you buy this game when its on sale but other than that its a good game the art is beautiful and it has clever mechanics and the stealth kills never get old', u'hours': 18.9, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198310169884', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 7, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'FeelsBadMan', u'text': u'Hardcore, great game', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198300457658', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 45, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'vempajor', u'text': u'trash', u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2014-10-08', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 3047, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'awmperry', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 1330, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2014-08-30', u'text': u"I suspect I'd enjoy this game if I were playing it on a board, but this adaptation is nowhere near as slick as DoW's rather excellent Ticket to Ride. It's clunky at best, with a video and some documents instead of a proper tutorial, and the quirks of the interface make it just terribly awkward.\nThis one's best kept on the tabletop, I think.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'TITANIUM HWHITE', u'text': u'good game, certainly if you are into ww2 games, this is one of the best top-view strategy games', u'hours': 3.2, u'date': u'2014-08-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 174, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Apocalyptic', u'text': u'Update after 35 hours of play.\nFor a game in early access that has been out for almsot a month, this game has held my attention longer than some fully released games. I will admit that I had reservations when the Kickstarter was delayed for over a year, but the result speaks for itself.\nThe game is constantly under improvement by the devs, and they are very active in engaging with the user base. I now have high hopes for the game and expect this to be one of the most played games in my library over time.', u'hours': 35.0, u'date': u'2017-11-15', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198047980910', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 20, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'fairman2007', u'text': u'A little difficult to get used to the combat and how you interact with the game but the storyline is so detailed it makes up for any minor technical issue. Someone very creative designed this plot and put mountains of effort into lore. The world created for this game feels very real.', u'hours': 100.3, u'date': u'2015-09-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198039437909', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 24, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'bobert awful (F+)', u'text': u"So you may have noticed that this game boasts a one-hundred hour playtime and I've only played this for about an hour before reviewing it. It might not make me qualified to give it a full review, but then again first impressions count for something, so kiss my\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\nHere's the first hour of Inquisitor:\nWELCOME TO 12TH CENTURY PROTO-ENGLAND. DEMONS ARE EVERYWHERE AND THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING. YOU'RE GONNA BE AN INVESTIGATOR, KID, SO GET YOUR\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665TO HILLBRANDT.\nMe: \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing ROCK. This is gonna be AWESOME. Hey, wait a minute - aren't there supposed to be more skills for, you know, investigating things? All I see are a bunch of proto-Baldur's Gate skills.\nGUARDS: HALT, INQUISITOR. WE'D LOVE TO LET YOU INTO HILLBRANDT SO YOU CAN GET TO ALL THE COOL DEMON SUMMONING STUFF.\nMe: Why do I shuffle like I've had The Pear permanently shoved up my\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\nGUARDS: NOT OUR FAULT. WE NEED YOU TO KILL TEN BATS BEFORE YOU CAN ENTER.\nMe: ...what.\nGUARDS: YOU WANT IN OR NOT?\nMe: ...fine. (SHUFFLES OFF TO KILL BATS)\n(TWENTY MINUTES LATER)\nMe: You \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665s! You lied to me! This is just a \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ier Diab -\nGUARDS: You missed one.\nMe: ...\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665. Back in a moment.\n(TEN MINUTES LATER)\nMe: You \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665s! You lied to me! This is just a \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ier Diablo!\nGUARDS: YOU HAVE COMPLETED THY QUEST, AND CAN ENTER HILLBRANDT.\nMe: \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 you!\nCITIZENS OF HILLBRANDT: (LOUD WALL OF MUMBLING)\nMe: What? I can't hear you. All of your dialogue is being funneled through a small box in the center of my screen.\nCITIZENS OF HILLBRANDT: (MUMBLING INTENSIFIES)\nMe: Jesus God, someone actually took the time to write and translate all this. How do I get out of this \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 user interface? I don't care if the game started development in 1999, I need more real estate for all this dialogue!\nCITIZENS OF HILLBRANDT: (MUMBLING NOT UNLIKE A LOUD 185 DECIBEL ROAR)\nMe: \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 HELP I'M DROWNING SAVE ME\nGUARDS: WE NEED YOU TO KILL SOME MORE BATS\nSo if you want me to review the other 99 hours of this game, please feel free to contact me in order to set up a payment plan. Because cash dollars are the only reason I would ever consider booting up this \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing game again. That or if I run out of sleeping pills.", u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2015-09-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 9, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 846, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'hodie', u'text': u"Hardcore. Not for those with short attention spans, no time, weak willed or the illiterate. The amount of text and pace of the game might rankle some but persist and you'll find yourself enjoying a very well written and awesomely atmospheric iso RPG that while unforgiving means you feel genuine satisfaction when progressing the storyline or clearing an area of enemies.", u'hours': 40.4, u'date': u'2015-08-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 118, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Laganja Estranja', u'text': u"Determined as hell to finish this game, it's awesome.\nHOWEVER!!!! IT CRASHES WAAAAY TOO MUCH\nIF YOU GET THIS GAME, PLEASE, SAVE OFTEN, NEVER FORGET TO SAVE", u'hours': 21.3, u'date': u'2017-07-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198085784327', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 80, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'KhalBrogo', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 110, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-07-18', u'text': u"One of the most poorly optimized pc ports I've ever played.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'aha.1988', u'text': u'LOVE IT', u'hours': 106.3, u'date': u'2017-07-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198191664007', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 6, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'PeacendLove', u'text': u'Best game ever made\n10/10\nDrink bleach erryday', u'hours': 3.5, u'date': u'2017-12-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198025318054', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 92, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Crazy__Eyes', u'text': u'You play for maybe 10 minutes then its boring', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-12-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 6, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'RoElite-KenT', u'text': u'its a goooooooooood game buy it', u'hours': 4.2, u'date': u'2017-12-07', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 8, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 11, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Struck Cold', u'hours': 9.3, u'products': 1128, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2014-11-11', u'text': u"If you haven't played the original Costume Quest, check that out first.  The game plays pretty close to the original.  The game isn't really hard and anyone should be able to pick it up and enjoy it.  The costumes in this version are memorable and none of them repeat from the original unless you pre-ordered or they release the DLC.  I thought the storyline in this met my expectations of a sequel.  You play the kids from the original and they time travel to stop an evil dentist from destroying Halloween.  This time both the brother and sister are teamed up.  You still have to make a decision in the beginning on which one gets the dialogue throughout the story though.  I recommend picking it up if you liked the original a lot.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'L. D. Reyar', u'hours': 6.6, u'products': 244, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2014-11-10', u'text': u"Costume Quest 2 the follow up to Double Fine's Costume Quest released in 2011. I was excited when I saw the announcement for this game and bought it the moment I had the money. Costume Quest 2 brings you back in the shoes of twin siblings Wren and Reynold, it appears the game leaves off right after the first game, like the previous title this game revels in a lot of clever humor and a decent storyline. One part this game falls short at though is it feels far too short to be a full title, it feels more like a DLC in length one can beat the entire game just going start to finish in about six hours. Although I do recommend this game I recommend getting it at a discount.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Kirith', u'hours': 8.3, u'products': 96, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2014-11-10', u'text': u'This game is alot like the first one. The biggest differance is  the combat system, its alot more acion like. I personally found it harder to grasp for a while. But after beating the first area i got used to it. It is a short game, and i did have a proble, where my costumes would switch during a boss cu sence and i had to fight with candy corn in my party (Who does nothing) and that was annoying. But other than that its a pretty good game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'bluedog', u'hours': 5.8, u'products': 181, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-01-02', u'text': u'pretty good but the game winning achievement is broken i guess ill stay at 20/21 :/\nedit: its all good now', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Smrtljar', u'hours': 8.0, u'products': 67, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-01-02', u'text': u'Best game ever!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Czechball', u'text': u'3/23, couldn\'t leave the game because of "polandball will be sad" :(', u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2017-01-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 18, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 64, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Damien Ramirez', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 340, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-07-19', u'text': u'Great game, it plays how i feel Resident Evil should.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'[9de] Scottish', u'text': u"Got this in the humble bundle and like others I am relieved my $1 also came with Devil May Cry and Strider, otherwise it would have been a dollar wasted.\nThe single player, which is what I buy Resident Evil games for, is a series of same-y environments, where you play for 1 minute 30 ish at a time, and you run around a tiny map blasting as many re-spawning zombies as possible.\nTo charge people \xa325+ for this is an absolute shocking slap in the face to gamers. There is no content here and from what i've seen the multiplayer has been dead longer than the majority of the zombies.\nI am very glad I only spent about 26.5 pence on this, as I would have preferred to get a bag of Transform-a-snacks instead, and I would of had 6 pence change!", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-07-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198016190854', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 131, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'FiggerNaggot', u'hours': 2.6, u'products': 57, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-07-19', u'text': u'I think you have realised by the general ratings that this game is trash at its finest.\nI feel bad for the people who bought this game at full price. Even for $1 this game isnt worth it.\nTo say that this game was a waste of time and money would be an understatement.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Club President Naxts', u'text': u'One of my biggest struggles when starting a new fighting game with no piror knowledge is picking the first character.\nIn this case, I let the Random Gods decide and the lord has choosen me the pink haired loli.\nAnd I said.\nOkay.\nAfter struggling through the counter attack hell. I finally came out victorious.\nAnd I was rewarded with loli bikinis and big tiddies.\nAfter my right arm was sapped of strength, I sat back and thought to myself.\nWhat a reward.', u'hours': 2.7, u'date': u'2016-05-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 281, u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 273, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Bibacious', u'text': u"If there has ever been a fighting game that will improve your skill for every fighting game out there, it's this one.", u'hours': 16.2, u'date': u'2016-05-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 190, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'kchiang3291', u'text': u"It's a good game that I was somewhat hesitant on getting. Though my main problem is the input. I do fireball motion (down, down-forward, forward or 236) it either: a) registers it as down and forward (no down-foward) or b) shoryuken (forward, down, down-forward or 623). Using ps3 controller if that helps", u'hours': 5.1, u'date': u'2016-05-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198268928535', u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 25, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Lady Tesla', u'text': u"Art style of a Newgrounds flash game from 2007, nttawwt. An old school encounter system, nttawwt. 8-directional movement, nttawwt. A kind of humor one might find waiting in the aisles at the local cards and collectibles shop, nttawwt. Problem is, it's just not for me.", u'hours': 5.7, u'date': u'2016-07-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198176556541', u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 109, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Milkman', u'text': u"Its ok just reminds me of a mobile game which is a problem by itself but if you ever get it for 49 cents go for it, you get cards anyways, but don't pay 5 bucks for it not even close to being worth 5 bucks.", u'hours': 4.1, u'date': u'2016-07-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198047099921', u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 188, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Scarey', u'text': u'bad', u'hours': 4.6, u'date': u'2016-07-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198070678411', u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 526, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'The Demogorgon', u'text': u'>is good game\n>is batman game\n>\n>jub\n>buy it', u'hours': 15.6, u'date': u'2017-11-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198285031287', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 36, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'brodyctibor', u'text': u'8/10 Really fun game really long too and ALOT more fun than i expected.', u'hours': 24.4, u'date': u'2017-11-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198310565360', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 15, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'HomieCide', u'hours': 20.0, u'products': 24, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-13', u'text': u'This game is full of action , everything is very good', u'early_access': False, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'Dr. Keporkek', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 239, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-01-12', u'text': u'This is the strangest game I played today.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'Uncle Badass', u'hours': 1.6, u'products': 318, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-01-08', u'text': u"Fun game with good puzzles, though sometimes the movement can become unresponsive for a little bit when using a controller, havn't tested it with keyboards.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'archdeco', u'text': u"EMAG DOOG A SI SIHT.\nSLAUSIV EHT EKIL I.\nHGUOHT TROHS YTTERP S'TI.\nTSAEL TA GNOL SA SEMIT EERHT GNIHTEMOS GNITCEPXE SAW I.", u'hours': 3.2, u'date': u'2017-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 627, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'Dfuser', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 1, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'text': u'advanced software:))))', u'early_access': False, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'blackelectrobonnie', u'text': u'these softwhere is great i recommend it for everyone. SFM is great for making fnaf,undertale,etc animations and posters.(btw i wish it was made for Mac if it was i would be on it for hours )', u'hours': 160.2, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198173073705', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 11, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'AceMelloun', u'text': u'For making magic\nABRACADABRA\nI got a saxy from a replay instead of a sfm short', u'hours': 21.0, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198138256968', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 59, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'|\u044c\u0442\u044f\u0443| Whalien/ IvaN', u'hours': 6.6, u'products': 13, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-16', u'text': u"It's like every clicker game made a baby with a FPS game\nand this was made", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'lightning mc meme', u'text': u"A simple, idle/fps game. It's like Sanctum but different genres mixed. Overall great game. Very addictive.", u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2017-12-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 57, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'EndarkCuli', u'text': u"A free clicker-type game that does not have any microtransaction option whatsoever. That alone is pretty notable, considering what the genre's like these days, though it's not the only reason I'd recommend this. The game keeps track of how quickly you reach and re-reach certain milestones, so you can actually feel a sense of progression as you play. And instead of having long lists of options for what to upgrade and by how much, the User Interface is pretty streamlined.\nThere are bad points, but they tend to be the same as with every other clicker in existence: default music gets repetitive if you play for more than a few minutes at a time, a limited number of enemy designs (well, block layouts in this case) to click through, and no grand reward other than being able to do things even faster in your next run. Not enough to be a dealbreaker, I think, but maybe playing way too many variants of clicker games has impacted my judgement.", u'hours': 104.7, u'date': u'2017-12-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198220519669', u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 1174, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Coola Lime', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 182, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2014-09-09', u'text': u'Dont play this ever.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Voraga', u'text': u"The story mode is more about hospital drama, then building a good hospital (at least as far as the story goes).\nPros:\nEasy Gameplay\nFunny Story\nCons:\nFairly Short\nI havn't played Sandbox mode yet but the game itself it fun and a bit outragous. The names of the illnessess and the graphics that went along with them made me laugh at times. I prefer RPG's and Shooters but I would rate this one 5/10 overall and 7/10 on comedy, If your looking for something to fill some time while waiting on a larger game to download I would recommend giving this one a shot.", u'hours': 6.8, u'date': u'2014-09-08', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 266, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'BlinkyBill.', u'text': u'Story mode thinks you\'re a three year old todler playing on a "my first laptop for todlers" from leapfrog.\nExample: Oh this guy has XXX, build a room with YYY to cure his sickness. Great, you\'re coming along nicely. Mission is done, x4-x5 more of those and the chapter is done.\nSand box mode simply plays itself. What you can build? NOTHING. All rooms are preset by size, all equiptments can only be unlocked once a patient is diagnose with said illness that requires the equiptment. What you\'re actually doing is playing shapes, Which shape fits into this hole? This equipment is 7x9 spaces big, select a room that can contain the 7x9 equiptment.\nAfter 10 or so minutes of play time, you\'ve practically finished all the game\'s content.', u'hours': 8.7, u'date': u'2014-09-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198070723783', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 56, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Norv', u'text': u'No. just no', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2014-02-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198054512616', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 345, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Hot Garbage', u'hours': 6.4, u'products': 2412, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2014-02-22', u'text': u'meh', u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Andreas -W-', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 152, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2014-02-22', u'text': u'its really weird and its really bad made', u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'yvo_duh', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 776, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2014-02-19', u'text': u'NEEDS A BEEFY COMPUTER!!!!!!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Wind.', u'text': u"This game is very nice.It is a very beautiful lake.So this is a good game to casual and sleep.I like this game.Someone think this game is boring.But I don't agree.This game teach us :The birth and death karma!", u'hours': 6.7, u'date': u'2016-05-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198277415173', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 26, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'ender7154', u'text': u'Very Peaceful, and interesting game.  But not enough substance to keep playing it very long.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-05-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197977074697', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 7, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 136, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Salty man', u'text': u'This game is made to calme people down ... this helps me whenever I am stressed of mad or even sad I play thins and I am being calm no time . heavily suggested 8.9/10 !', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2016-05-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198148436600', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 114, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Goatis', u'text': u'Fun game and fine for the kiddos.', u'hours': 158.6, u'date': u'2016-02-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197976876807', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 105, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Reap', u'hours': 45.8, u'products': 226, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-02-17', u'text': u'Fun little puzzle game. More suited to a mobile device now really.\nBit like a modern day tetris with a fantasy skin and some crappy JRPG elements thrown in. Liked it enough to complete it twice. Tried the multiplayer and although it worked fine its a bit too casual for my time to play it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Red Unicorn', u'text': u'Fusioned basic bejeweled concept with RPG elements and this is what you get, rather addictive and fun to kill time, there are enough differences between various races to keep things from being too repetitive till the end.', u'hours': 45.3, u'date': u'2016-02-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198061333618', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 469, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Dvil', u'hours': 40.5, u'products': 33, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-05-23', u'text': u"Some say that this game is unbalanced and relies only on luck.. well, as every board game it relies on luck but without a proper strategy, remembering opponents cards, knowing their available moves you wont win any game here.\nAs  for me, i've fallen in love with this game the first moment i've played it. Funny mechanisms, some upgrades from shop, emoticons after certain moves. Highly recommended especially for a party of at least 3 people.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Ugandan Knuckles', u'hours': 3.8, u'products': 72, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-05-22', u'text': u'Tried on the free week and I must say the game was great. It was challenging yet not too complex for new player, and the art (including the music) was so fun and fitting too. If only this game is on mobile platform I would play the\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665outta it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Dat boi', u'text': u'A fun strategy game.', u'hours': 11.8, u'date': u'2017-05-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198170282219', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 8, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 33, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'lobe3663', u'text': u"This classic game is extremely entertaining. It manages to tell a stroy without any words in such a way that you actually care about what happens to the good Doctor and his silent companion. The puzzles can be frustrating at times and the combat is very difficult, but it does not take too long to finish this fantastic game. You'll be glad you did.", u'hours': 6.7, u'date': u'2016-01-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198131368941', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 53, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'humpback chub', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 285, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-01-10', u'text': u'i \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing hate those caves.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'White', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 206, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-01-01', u'text': u'This game sucks.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'pontifex', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 88, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-04-18', u'text': u'absolute physics', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Count Choculitis', u'text': u'Very relaxing and addicting.', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2016-04-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197988835374', u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 173, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Ingenium', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 604, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-04-09', u'text': u'Purchased as part of a bundle at some point in the distant past, excellent physics, love to play it with the kids, originally played on tablet/phone.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'sans', u'text': u'very fun game its just that its impossible FOR ME to get passed the start maybe the creaters could lower the jump', u'hours': 43.6, u'date': u'2017-08-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'user_id': u'76561198180361702', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 28, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Vault-Tec', u'hours': 1.7, u'products': 269, u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-06-24', u'text': u'I bought it hoping it would be a nice relaxing game that I could play with some music in the background. I was wrong. It is not relaxing at all. It is tense, and even frustrating at times. But it is a good game. It truly is.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'City Mall', u'text': u'Spam here,spam there,Jump here,jump there,Passive here,passive there.......\ngood game.', u'hours': 202.7, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198334697437', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 59, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'k1y03', u'text': u'too many cheats', u'hours': 19.0, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198336049736', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 25, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'amanecer del diablo', u'text': u'nice game', u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198266521996', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 24, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'peteurpola', u'text': u'For the most part an enjoyable and fun adventure game. There are some sections that require pixel hunting to acquire necessary items in order to progress, and that in combination with low resolution graphics can lead to difficulty and frustration without a walkthrough.', u'hours': 8.3, u'date': u'2017-11-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198030629896', u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 330, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'fuqifan', u'text': u"Selling an ancient game is unacceptable unless they adjust it to suit modern PC. Judging from the DOS emulator and the lowest resolution i've ever seen, they didn't do anything.", u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2017-10-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198097769414', u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 7, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 239, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'CuzLeYasin \u30c5', u'text': u'Turn On Tv - Turn hiself off - repeat ( Normality in the nutshell)', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-10-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 15, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Quacker', u'hours': 11.8, u'products': 78, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-04', u'text': u"Just make this game f2p... PLEASE! It's great but no one plays it and the only hope it has is if it becomes f2p.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'BOOM', u'text': u'Where black people meet kids dot com. That sums up the game.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197979923299', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 28, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'SunOfCinder (LFT)', u'text': u'We have never been in a time where the phrase "Quality is not representative of Popularity" has been more relevent.', u'hours': 221.6, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197979958514', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 223, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'Commander Ding Dong', u'text': u'This is honestly one of the best  games I have had the pleasure of playing and I cannot wait until  the full release of the game. Keep up the great  work!!!', u'hours': 37.3, u'date': u'2016-11-27', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198272097291', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 76, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Mathias Berglund', u'text': u"Stellar artdirection and wonderful lore. I can't wait for the developers to finish this tale.", u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2016-11-26', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197992027963', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 224, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Faile2008', u'text': u"Very cute game with quite a Secret of N.I.M.H. vibe (which never is a bad thing !).\nIt's an action adventure with a light stealth element in the world of mice and rats and frogs, etc. with pretty nice and cute graphics.\nI definitely recommend checking this out despite still being early access.", u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2016-11-25', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198021979220', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 590, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Zeflin', u'text': u'Very best ninja pinja game there is!', u'hours': 24.0, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197986965445', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 286, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'McTwin', u'hours': 24.9, u'products': 355, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'text': u'Still one of my favorite indie games of all time.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'sam23145fly1', u'text': u"Well here's the truth. GREAT GAME!\nI enjoyed every bit of it, the campaign, weapons, abilities, all of it.\nHowever, a little disclaimer, this game loses it's feeling of fun after about it's first play through.\nGreat game still, and worth picking up.", u'hours': 12.6, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198288335113', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 55, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Regurgitated Babies', u'text': u'\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing the worst game ever they had 10 years to take a\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665i guess beacause this game looks sounds and plays like\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 i would recommend this game if you love anal and your a dude.', u'hours': 10.8, u'date': u'2015-08-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198030060580', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 286, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Junko [JAP]', u'hours': 3.9, u'products': 661, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-07-13', u'text': u'When will Steam create a Maybe option. I am giving this a thumbs up, cause the game DOES run smoothly, plays pretty well, no frame drop issues, nothing of that sort, except for one little issue...\nIt crashes every other time I save. Its actually more of a gamble then anything. Saving is a double edge sword on here. If it works, great no worry. If it doesnt, well it crashes and you lose everything up to that save point. Solution? Play a bit, save. Play a bit, Save. It will crash, reopen. I spend just as much time reopening the darn thing as I get before I save in the first place. Its actually a REALLY glaring issue. I see for a lot of people, this happens on start up, for me, I at least get to taste a bit of the Final Fantasy Pie, but not enough to get full. Its as if everytime i put a fork into the piece, someone takes it from me and puts it back in a plate. As far as I have seen, there is no solution (other then being on like a Nasa level computer... even then I doubt that will fix this.)\nI mean, the rest of the port is pretty good. There does appear to be some missing DLC stuff, but that is something I understand happens when you have a game come over to PS3, and the promotion or something ends. However, Everything is forgiveable except for that crashing. Buy at your own choice. Personally, out of all versions I have played of this game shell out for the PS3 copy. At least that can come with a short novel or the OST at least. And it wont crash on you. But if your lacking other options, just be prepaired for lose data and time.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'amin.gama', u'text': u'this game is\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-12-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198307902980', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 8, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Number 1 Sugar Ray Fan', u'hours': 15.8, u'products': 149, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2014-11-09', u'text': u'Costume quest 2 was a amazing rpg filled with awesome imagination and fun for all ages.i was very excited for this game when i saw it on ign,this sparked my eyes when i was going to buy the first costume quest for the second time since i wanted to play it for the feels again. i was 11 years old when the first game came out it was a awesome rpg that really excited me about game design, so when i found out the second one was comming  out i was very excited. i preorderd the game right away and watched any thing about the game. the day it came out i went straight to my computer and played it i  was gonna 100% it no matter how long it was gonna take me. but moving on to the gameplay, the gameplay is a turn based rpg with a little quicktime events dashed into there and is very awesome when you get a amzing strike on the monster you are fighting.this really moves me to the art everything is drawn with a cute but awesome tiwst although this one didnt have a classic trick or treat feel it still is a nice twist about a time travel game. i 100% it in 15 hours you can say thats pretty quick but for 15 dollars i feel like its worth your time on any spooky night.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Finlandball', u'text': u'Finland STRONK!', u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2016-12-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198031754927', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 231, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Lucky', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 270, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-07-19', u'text': u"Can't go wrong with the 1$ Bundle,  but for a 30\u20ac Game this is absolute garbo.\nNobody plays it, the servers are\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665", u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'MysteryK', u'text': u'If you\'re into old school fighting games from the 90\'s that use footsies, this game will interest you. It plays very similar to SAMURAI SHOWDOWN when it comes to footsies and the HEAVY damage as punishment if you commit a reckless mistake, with more that just a simple fierece slash(the "hiougi system" combo counter). Its quite accessible from newbs to veterans, and the online netcode(delay based) is really good comparable to Blazblue when it comes to performance.\nIn conclusion if you\'re not into fancy combos ,but relies mostly on footsies this game is for you.', u'hours': 164.7, u'date': u'2016-05-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198130096352', u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 355, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'pickle rick', u'hours': 6.7, u'products': 102, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-06-30', u'text': u'Don\'t waste your time on this game, If you want something similiar(a simple, monster whacking RPG) play Shiren the Wanderer or Diablo 1.\n"Battlepaths is a loot-centric"\nLoot-centric indeed becouse without grinding loot or levels you\'ll get your\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665kicked, merchants sell good stuff only in the beginning, so you\'ll have tons of useless gold. Oh and the loot is always armor, boots, helmet, amulet or one handed melee weapon, that\'s it, you don\'t even have shields in this game.\n"addictive 2D-RPG"\nIt was playable for 2-3 hours at most, but that\'s becouse I haven\'t played any simple RPGs(which I love) in a while. It can hardly be called even a simple RPG as there is only warrior class, you can\'t even rename your hero(he\'s always called Ralph or something, it\'s probably dev\'s name) and you don\'t have any skills(aside from "specials" that you activate to get+movement speed for few turns for example, which would do but you can have 4 max and I only had 2 on the level 17).\n"excellent loot system"\nBasicly anything that rolled without +damage is nearly useless, most of what you\'ll find is complete trash.\n"The battle begins in Babatula, the first of three big realms to explore."\nIt\'s tiny, especially non-story dungeons, they are like one room, i\'m not kidding, you enter something called the viper cave and it\'s just one room. And those bigger dungeons are annoying to explore becouse there is no map.\n"You can choose to play in different realms that each have their own landscape and their own set of creatures"\nThe most boring, typical fantasy landscapes you\'ll ever see in your life and reskins of the same of creatures - mages, archers(basicly mages but without resists), strong melee fighters, quick melee fighters and weak enemies that can\'t do\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665to you. That\'s basicly it.\n"The character customization allows you to create a unique hero with its own strengths and weaknesses. You can build a heavy, damage dealing tank, a deadly ninja that utilizes high speed and agility to attack his victims from out of nowhere, a true master of mind who crushes his foes with powerful combinations of special abilities, or something in between. "\nRegardless of your "build" all you\'ll ever do is press attack to whack enemy with your melee weapon, and sometimes use healing potions on yourself and throw damage/sleep potion, maybe throw a summon potion so that enemies can unfocus you for one turn. That\'s it, there are no potions of poison, weakness(even though there is poison and weakness status effects in the game) or anything, at least not in the first and second realms that i\'ve played, all the atack/summon/heal potions were the same\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665as in the very beginning but stronger.\nOnly your character has movement and attack animation, overall this games looks like an amatuer tileset for  a roguelike while having zero content in comparison.\nThis is a game that should\'ve been free, devs are still bugfixing it, but should\'ve just abandoned it long ago and focus on making something better.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Paulo Souza', u'text': u'Excellent game. I recommend this to every DC and Batman fan', u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2017-11-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198059356593', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 56, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'Bifrost', u'text': u'A fun and interesting little puzzle game, but being so short makes it hard to recommend.\n6/10', u'hours': 2.8, u'date': u'2017-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198190553077', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 664, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'DemigodWaterfur', u'hours': 90.2, u'products': 53, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'text': u'\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing sux\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 Rendering is\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665too.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'Sir Chamberlock', u'hours': 22.9, u'products': 62, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-14', u'text': u'Not bad for a clicker game, actually throw some bonus gold at you occasionally.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'The_Ruhi', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 26, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-04-29', u'text': u"Interactive Sceen Saver. It's a nice idea that wasn't worked on long enough or hard enough. It's not bad for the price though.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Capt Von Trapp', u'hours': 3.1, u'products': 1386, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-02-03', u'text': u"This is a very cool mix of puzzle(match 3 type, kinda sorta) and mild rpg elements.  You are combating opponents similar to puzzle quest style, but with more focus on position of units and matches.  Additionally the match 3 part is way more strategy based, you are not just swapping two adjacent blocks.  Combine that with hero powers and unit(aka block types) that level up, and you've got a really good filler strategy game that will provide a brain challenge but won't melt your brain.  highly recommned this, especially when it goes on sale!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Ric', u'hours': 155.3, u'products': 151, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-05-21', u'text': u"I started for the first time being forced by friends and already saying that I was going to uninstall as soon as the game ended.\nWe ended up staying in the game for over 2 hours because we did not have any ideas on how to play and now we playe together every afternoon when possible.\nBy far one of the best board games I've ever played, really deserves a try!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Daaaaaaaang', u'hours': 2.4, u'products': 305, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-12-30', u'text': u"Gameplay aside, I have found that the PC version crashes frequently. This isn't a long game. It doesn't take longer than about 2 hours and yet I've had upwards of 10 crashes, which is a ridiculous amount in such a short period of time, especially given that the original had none of these technical problems.\nI'd recommend the game, but not this version of it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'Actawesomee', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 464, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-04-07', u'text': u'ok', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'666 baby funtime', u'text': u'mmm lasag\na', u'hours': 127.5, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198165183277', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 11, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Cross', u'text': u'Ugly, unfunny and plays like garbage.', u'hours': 6.9, u'date': u'2017-10-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 577, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Wandows 95', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 155, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'text': u"A once pure concept watered down.\nIt's going to die, whether its f2p or not.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'\ue018Daybreaker\ue018', u'text': u'I can not believe that a game so cute and pleasant is hidden from the world, beautiful graphics, catching story. Perhaps the only problem is that it is still in development.', u'hours': 15.4, u'date': u'2016-11-25', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198025032082', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 727, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'madcatter', u'text': u"I think this is in my top 5 games on all of Steam. The story is disappointingly short, but if you can catch it on sale, it is 100% worth it. You play as a ninja, hunting and assassinating various people. The gameplay is incredibly fun, and it's hard to put into words how satisfying it is to break a pair of lights, kill a guard with a mine, and another with a sword through his chest, all in less than 5 seconds.\nOnce you progress, you even get the option to change your ninja's clothing, which affects his skillset and powers. There are a few flaws, such as kind of stupid AI and a random shift to a puzzle game in the middle of the story, but other than that, this game is incredible.", u'hours': 11.2, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198220596300', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 55, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'DeadRoyal', u'hours': 9.4, u'products': 70, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'text': u"Easily one of my favourite games of all time, the stealth feels genuinely great. The mechanics are solid and never did I once blame the game for a mistake or failure, and when I made it through a level, the feeling was great. This game makes me feel like a genuine ninja stealth master, which is a rare sight amoung stealth games, funnily enough. If you like rewarding stealth mechanics and feeling like a master ninja, pick this game up. It isn't too expensive and you won't regret any time spent on it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Aperture', u'text': u'One of the few games that I have replayed the story just to play it again.', u'hours': 37.1, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197997328294', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 280, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Kayn', u'hours': 18.3, u'products': 38, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'text': u'really good game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Gravity_Wolf', u'hours': 13.0, u'products': 168, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'text': u'Great Game!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'no1schmo', u'text': u"Eh, I'll give it credit. It's okay. But I got bored. It's one of those games that introduces mechanics early on, then later they take them away by making people or things immune or giving them means to bypass your abilities. This is supposed to be balanced by new, over-the-top abilities that are difficult to time and execute, but when you do them right, it almost feels like cheating. Instead of pushing you to be more observant, patient, and careful, it pushes you more towards speed and platforming. Not what I wanted, but I don't feel justified giving it a thumbs down. Just be warned.", u'hours': 15.1, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198068876824', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 314, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Urizen', u'text': u"Was simply blown away by this eye candy of a game!\nThe Secret of NIMH incarnate. Can't wait for the full release.\nInconceivable!", u'hours': 16.8, u'date': u'2016-11-25', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197993514933', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 374, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Gtaall', u'text': u'Mouse dressed as a pirate, nuff said.', u'hours': 8.5, u'date': u'2016-11-24', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198032211211', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 233, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'TheMole', u'hours': 3.0, u'products': 47, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-11-24', u'text': u"I usually don't buy early access games, but this one instantly caught my eye, and it was worth every penny. It's a lovely stealth game, with an amazingly cute character, the graphic and animation is gorgeous. The content is not much at the moment and doesn't take much time to play it through but hopefully as development continues we can see more. I think the game has great potentials.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Andrew San', u'text': u'This game was amazing during the alpha (not beta) however after they added classes after the original 4, the game just went down hill. The playerbase is shrinking every second and the gameplay gets repetetive after a while. Honestly they should make this game free if they want this game to survive.', u'hours': 20.0, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 0, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 57, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'SinisterSoul', u'hours': 1.4, u'products': 24, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'text': u'well I\'ve been coming back to check if it\'s player base got bigger only to find out it\'s shrinking!\ngotta be honest tho i\'m happy it\'s going so bad for them. i was a player from alpha (not open beta) I got a key from Nvidia Geforce experience and i waited long months for the servers to go online for a day so that I can play for mere hours on a still developing game cuz I liked it. then near release the game was suddenly not F2P!\neven testers (alpha and closed beta) who spent hours debugging and testing the game would have to cough up money to continue playing (not even a discount for f*** sake)\nso I guess karma is a \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 and they deserve it.\nalso it\'s a Nexon game and they are even bigger di**s than Boss key don\'t pay for it hoping it will eventually gets a big player base as far as I know the \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665s at nexon would suddenly decide to "sunset" the game for good!(for more sunsetting news go search ghost in the shell first assault online)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'tezzofino', u'hours': 10.3, u'products': 61, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'text': u"This game is unlike anything you have ever played!! Its exactly what's being shown in the pictures.\nSo you better be prepared for a challenge, fighting on the ground looking everywhere, in mid air, high air, and it will be a kind of fun you have never had before.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'Spykiller91', u'text': u'', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2017-10-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 0, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 58, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Snixy', u'hours': 2.8, u'products': 179, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-10-14', u'text': u'nice \u263a', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'TheStoryteller01', u'text': u"2/10 Today it's an abnormality\nIn 1996 this game got ratings of around 7/10 (or 75%). If you plan on spending time playing an adventure game with (by todays standards) unbearable graphics, at least do it with a classic that got 10/10 (or 95%+) back then.\nThis one will only ruin any nostalgic feelings you still might have for the genre.", u'hours': 3.3, u'date': u'2017-09-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197989421071', u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 333, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Alphalight', u'hours': 45.7, u'products': 113, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'text': u"Well, first of all, this is a Klei game. That might tell you something of it's quality (hinthint: it's very good).\nMark of the Ninja is best experienced first-hand, and even a review might suck some of fun out of it, so my best advice is to purchase the game, and have a great time discovering it's charm. If you're still undecided, here's some of my thoughts about the game as a whole, having finished it 4 times.\nMark of the Ninja is a platforming stealth game, and it's mechanics and controls perfectly consolidate the type of gameplay it's trying to do - you can hug and climb walls, sometimes even climb across ceilings if the situation requires it, and it all feels natural, like the Ninja you play as is an extension of you.\nThere is combat in the game, and it can be the focus, but it's not very encouraged as it's a high risk - variable reward situation at all times. Like a ninja, your best course of action is to move unseen to your objective.\nThe campaign features a few locations with their own quirks, maybe there are snipers watching the complex, maybe the weather compromises your vision, perhaps the floor is crumbling; these variations add interesting and fun challenges for the player to play around and overcome.\nBesides that, the levels are very non-linear, in that, though there are set objectives, there is a multitude of paths to them, and some may be easier or harder depending on your playstyle.\nHaving fully completed all the it has to offer, I'd say Mark of the Ninja is not a hard game. It may take a few tries in a few scenarios, but with the tools provided, good positioning, a plan of action and a bit of luck here and there, anything is possible to overcome - just have some patience, like a real ninja would. And the game does have a New Game+ mode, but it only changes a few things - it doesn't really make the game harder, it's just a bit more punishing of mistakes.\nIn conclusion, it's hard to understate how much of a great time I've had with Mark of the Ninja. If you've read this far, and you're convinced to buy this gem, I hope that you have a great time with it as I have. Happy stealthing!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Skippy Crunchy Peanut Butter \xae', u'hours': 35.7, u'products': 125, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'text': u"Hands down the best stealth game I've ever played.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Mensh', u'text': u'One of the best stealth games in the market so far\nAddictive and amazing', u'hours': 12.8, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198086059876', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 24, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'N7', u'text': u'Similar to Super Smash Bros\nBut free :)', u'hours': 6.5, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198189525434', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 5, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Mokey Mos', u'hours': 11.2, u'products': 33, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'Anyone who says this is a smash clone is wrong, It is different for the better.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'TimothyGamez', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 2, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'Great game, does not need wifi either.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'frozen_ntime', u'text': u'little btch game for little btch kids', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2016-04-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198047404805', u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 136, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Dragoon001', u'hours': 6.3, u'products': 693, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-04-05', u'text': u'Sit back, relax, and draw with some crayons.  Get the little red ball to touch all the stars and you\u2019ll finish the level.  Crayon Physics Deluxe from Petri Purho is a simple game in premise, and you\u2019ll immediately understand how to play it from the first level.\nEach level  is a different drawing from a child\u2019s imagination.  Simply push the red ball into the star in whatever way you can manage.  Your main method of control is to draw objects into the world using your mouse.  While the game is quite fun early on, it quickly becomes devilishly difficult.\nYour drawings will start off simple enough: make a box to drop on the ball to knock if forward, draw a line to build a bridge across a gap.  However, soon you will need to aim the ball through small holes, or make it climb up an uneven surface with enough momentum to crest a peak and fall back down at just the right speed to fly into the star.  Trying to do some of these tasks is almost absurd, but finally figuring out a way (or accidentally swiping the star unexpectedly) is a moment full of joy.  The game has seven worlds and one bonus level once you collect 120 stars (out of 150 total), and there are a lot of interesting puzzles to solve.\nThe soundtrack is a small handful of relaxing lullabies, which mesh nicely with the visuals, and contrast strongly with the amount of mental anguish you will be going through. When objects hit each other, there is a satisfying \u201cthump\u201d and then the ball goes flying off the screen, crap dang it all that work wasted.\nThe visuals are entirely unique in gaming, and everything really does look like crayons drawn on paper. The different items like trees, boats, houses, and dinosaurs are cute and fun to discover.  The resolution only goes up to 1024x768, so it tends to look a little fuzzy on large HD screens.\nIn order to \u201cmaster\u201d each level, you need to find an elegant solution (only one item drawn) and an old-school solution (no pushing the ball, no extra pins drawn), and also specify one of your solutions as an Awesome solution.  Once you do that, you will get a bonus star for that level.  Annoyingly, you will have to manually select an awesome solution for each and every level in order to get that star.  This is a tedious process that keeps you out of the puzzles for far too long.\nThis game is quite a brain-burner, and it will either give you a few hours of fun or days of frustration; depending on your approach to it.  Luckily it is quite easy to skip levels, and go somewhere else for a while. A lazy Sunday afternoon is a perfect time to spend with some crayons and lovely puzzles.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u"Ol' Dirty", u'text': u'this game is too damn good', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2016-03-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198061842082', u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 136, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'itsheresomewhere', u'text': u'An RPG stealth game - but this game has main protaginist as a small mouse. Not a goblin, or an elf. Not even a grizzled human with a cool sounding name. But a mouse and a bard to boot. A really cool take on a well trod path. Really is worthy of support.', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2016-11-23', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198045076033', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 158, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Vae Victis', u'hours': 8.8, u'products': 684, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-11-23', u'text': u"A really nice and enjoyable game. Great art and style. Give it a try, you won't be disappointed.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Shaky', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 599, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2015-12-30', u'text': u'Played this when it originally came out in the 90s, can honestly say its not worth playing nowadays.\nthere was many great games in the 80-90s that i would love to see remade and brought back out but this wasnt one of them,', u'early_access': False, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'Tromble', u'hours': 6.9, u'products': 160, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2015-12-27', u'text': u'Simply an amazing game I wish I was alive when it released.\n9/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'K1lpik0nn4', u'text': u'A good game', u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198433791484', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 4, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'Alpha2749 | CSGO-Coins.com', u'hours': 4.2, u'products': 280, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'text': u'Basically overwatch with zero gravity', u'early_access': False, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'Endymion', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 80, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'text': u'Went from free closed alpha/beta to a paid release. Even then, that didn\'t stop the devs from killing what little remained of the community after the fact. HP regen, higher health pools, slower movement and nerfed abilities all in a "hardcore first-person shooter." The name of the game used to be "kill fast or die faster." Now it\'s more like "spam away but good luck killing anything because it\'ll have regenned full HP by the time you reach it." It\'s trying so hard to be another Overwatch. Too hard, if you ask me.\nNice work you did.\nCan\'t recommend in its current state unless they revert certain changes, which will never happen.\nGG devs, you really... killed... it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'cavalier', u'text': u"If you've ever wondered why the genre of puzzle games died, here's a great example.  Challenges that a real person could easily solve requires combining inventory and environmental items in ways that make little to no sense.  Not a shiny example of the times.", u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2017-09-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 129, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Team Anarchy', u'text': u'it was ok for a 1996 game', u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2017-08-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 250, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'5ean', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 1167, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-06-24', u'text': u'Stay Normal', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'BATMAN', u'text': u"Such a good game! Takes some time to learn but once you do your research and practice you'll get the hang of it quickly! Playing with friends over skype is sooo fun as well as the multiplayer and ranked matches. Very well made hidden gem in the steam store :)! BUY IT!!!", u'hours': 21.8, u'date': u'2017-05-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198055073762', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 239, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'matj654', u'text': u'I played this game in the free weekend they offered. It is not my kind of game but it is fun anyway, and the music specially is really great. I think it is best played with friends with multiplayer. If you like board games try it, it is worth it.', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-05-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197970806467', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 1, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 45, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'<\u2122[-=> Cookiez <=-]\u2122>', u'hours': 2.4, u'products': 296, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-05-21', u'text': u"Gremlins is an online board game where the objective is to score the most points after a set number of rounds. If there is a tie, the Gremlin with the most money wins followed by the least Malice.\nThe gameplay proceeds according to the class that the player randomly receives at the start of the game. You have a hand of 6 cards that keeps getting replenished after you play a card. On your turn, you have to play a card and move according to the number of dice pips on the card. It ranges from 1 to 6. Your movement follow the arrows on the board and you may not backtrack against an arrow unless it is bi-directional or you have a special ability. To score points, you have to play cards that show a green gear symbol.\nConclusion, while this is a neat game, the sheer randomness turns me off. I was initially very attracted to the design of Gremlins Inc but the huge swings and dependence on luck makes me decide that I would not play this game much. You might as well have rolled dice to determine the winner.\nNote : The developers are : Alexey Bokulev, Sergei Klimov, Charlie Oscar Lima Tango Interactive Entertainment\nPublisher: Yukitama Creative Industries\n1. 12 Varied Classes\na. The Engineer\nb. The Politician\nc. The Manager\nd. The Pauper\ne. The Gambler\nf. The Damned\ng. The Banker\nh. The Collector\ni. The Secret Agent\nj. The Merchant\nk. The Prosecutor\nl. The Thief\nPlayer order is also determined by the list above with the Thief going last.\n2. 145 Action Cards, 6 Chaos Cards, 39 Misfortunes, 18 Jail Cards\nVariety and replayability\n3. 11 Locations\nAstral Plane, Bank, Office, Plant, Dump, Marketplace, Jail, Inferno, Court, Casino, Treasure\n4. 7 Spots\nRisk, Police, Tribune, Gamble, Income, Bribe, Misfortune.\n1. Way Too Random Jail\nIf you want to decide how long you go to jail, you roll a 6-sided dice and stay in jail for the listed number of turns.\n1 - 4 turns\n2 - 4 turns\n3 - 3 turns\n4 - 3 turns\n5 - 2 turns\n6 - 2 turns\n2. Skipping Turns in Jail\nSeriously? Jail just skips a player's turn in which he does nothing fun. In the case where you draw cards, you can get Amnesty which does nothing but get you out of jail. The Bad Behaviour cards do nothing interesting beyond a minor shakedown of other inmates.\n3. AI Challenge\nSeriously? AI bots actually try to attack you just so you can't finish the game.\n4. Dice Movement\nWhy is it fixed to dice pips?\nWhy must you move the exact number on the pip?\nWhy not sacrifice cards to move 1 space? E.g. Sacrifice 1 card to move 1 space or 6 cards to move 6 spaces?\n5. No Natural Discard\nI can't get rid of the cards I don't want with a natural discard. I must spend it for it to be gone. This results in a crappy card getting stuck in my hand for a long time.\n1. Charged Items\nYou need energy to recharge items in your inventory. What the heck for?", u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'praisethesun11', u'text': u'Very fun strategy game with light RPG elements', u'hours': 52.9, u'date': u'2016-01-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198114040891', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 45, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'gedren', u'text': u"After trying to figure out the controls and learning the game mechanics, I was sad to find out this game wasn't worth the anime style it copied to appeal to new gamers.  I would not recommend this game to anyone else.", u'hours': 42.3, u'date': u'2016-01-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198046990015', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 19, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Sandm\xe4nchen', u'hours': 24.6, u'products': 228, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-01-04', u'text': u"I've given this game enough chances to prove itself.\nThere is no option to customize opponents in quick battle mode.\nThe UI is confusing and too little data is given about conditions of the units and the walls.\nThe game lacks a 'one move undo' button which would eliminate harmfulness of accidental button presses (issue mostly with laptops).\nThe game lacks a quick way to restart the battle, making campaigns tedious due to long process of loading a save and initializing the battle again.\nThe game keeps f***ing freezing when you win a battle (see screenshots). However, the condition seems to be that the Sylvan dragon attacks on the last turn.\nThe whole game is basically based on RNG, making victories hollow and losses frustrating without chance to learn.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Bayushi Koji', u'hours': 23.5, u'products': 241, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'text': u'Best ninja stealth game since Tenchu 2.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Maxemole', u'text': u'A brilliant 2D stealth game. Not many people seem to know about it. Genuinely worth playing through.', u'hours': 14.5, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 9, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 281, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Vladamir, put it in', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 91, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-04-22', u'text': u'Interesting game, but it gets boring pretty quick.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Hitsugaya', u'text': u'I got high in nanoseconds just staring at this. This game is much better than weed.', u'hours': 56.3, u'date': u'2016-04-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 6, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 193, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'SolidPersona', u'text': u"The game was interesting. It would be good for a grad schooler when they're learning about a pond's ecosystem. Finding out how one species affects another and how the loss of one can affect the whole ecosystem.\nOverall I enjoyed playing it. The art reminded me watercolors and the animals were like textured paper. It had a relaxing feel to it that was enjoyable.", u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2016-04-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198219603212', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 94, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Cylek', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 307, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2014-02-17', u'text': u'This game either requires a USB controller, or a Touch Screen to play properly, as the mouse controls are horrid at best.  Got this game with a coupon, and still regret the 2 dollars i spent on it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'ADV', u'text': u"Picked this up in a bundle for $5. Its great but very short. DLC's are overpriced, so haven't bothered with them.\nFlight is immersive and fluid\nGood variety of ships, but only a select few are upgradable.\nSmall variety of enemy ships, just bigger.\nCouldn't change FOV.\nOther than that pretty good, if you can get it for next to nothing.", u'hours': 13.4, u'date': u'2014-02-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197970730314', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 1794, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'?!?!?!?!?!', u'text': u'At first invading space nazis sounds really stupid and not thought through. You would be right, but playing this game makes killing space nazis really fun. It has fun reliable gameplay that keeps you playing. The only downside to this game is that there is no checkpoints mid mission and missions go for about 1-2 hours. At full price it might not be worth buying this game but at half price or with a coupon it would be a good price.', u'hours': 5.5, u'date': u'2014-02-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198082730165', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 118, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'D. Stitz, Esq.', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 1000, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2014-09-08', u'text': u"Imagine you have Theme Hospital; a very fun, very goofy hospital sim, in all of its glory. Now, remove the clever sense of humor, the fun art style, pretty much any sense of creativity, and then throw in a soap opera mechanic that makes what little the game had going for it feel even worse. Now you have Hospital Tycoon.\nFor those of you that want to play a fun hospital sim, look up Theme Hospital, it's available on multiple platforms including PC. For those of you that have already played Theme Hospital, well, there's no place like home.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Virtual Facade', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 285, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2014-09-08', u'text': u"Got the game for $1.24 and i still feel like I've wasted money. The game is boring and very repetitive but the main problem is ur basically watching it. Its like a tv series where u can't do anything. I made a couple extra rooms and when the nest day came they all disapearred and everything that I was supposed to make had been rearranged. Don't buy unless uv'e seen someone play it and tried it, and now want it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'stoneysilence', u'hours': 6.0, u'products': 380, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2014-09-07', u'text': u"It's not Theme Hospital but it tries hard to be and succeeds mostly.  So far I am on Season 3 Episode 3 and am enjoying it in story mode.  It's not nearly as hard as Theme Hospital is.  However the only thing I can 100% guarantee you will want to do is turn off the sound.  When they talk it's the Sims gibberish and it just repeats over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...\nThe graphics are not quite up there with Theme Hospital either but that is because Theme Hospital was Sprites while this went with a very early 3d model engine.  So the 3d models are not nearly as detailed or look as good as the sprites do.\nOverall I am quite enjoying my time with it.  Is it the classic that Theme Hospital is? Nope.  But it's a fun little romp through a soap opera Theme Hospital wannabe.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Urtha', u'text': u"What the hell is the point?  It's just a wste of space on my PC.", u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-12-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198022063467', u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 27, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'selly.gg/@xYummy1337', u'text': u'\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800', u'hours': 76.9, u'date': u'2017-12-14', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 119, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'AshDargon', u'hours': 3.6, u'products': 25, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-14', u'text': u"Fun if your bored but not the sort of game u will repeatedly play. better than clicker heroes because there is a tiny amount of 'strategy'. it needs some improvements on progression tho. Its like playing cookie clicker with only grandmas at some stages", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Arsenic', u'hours': 33.2, u'products': 11, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'I love this game, It runs on anything, the devs are active, and it is genuinely fun. Good Job Brawlhalla Developers.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Guy "The Guy" Guyson', u'hours': 1.9, u'products': 6, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u"I played this game for about 2 hours and then got bored of its grindiness, almost everything is locked and it takes an insane amount of time to unlock one new character, who plays exactly like half the other ones. And even if you WERE to pay the 15 dollars it takes to unlock everything it wouldn't be worth it as it plays like Smash Bro's except without the good characters, good level design, good graphics, good mechanics, good content, good popularity, and good controls.\nWhat you see: A cartoonish platform fighter that costs absolutly nothing but time.\nWhat you get: A cheap grindy version of a much better game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'foxtrotromeo71', u'text': u'please fix the lag', u'hours': 139.7, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198066027031', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 27, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'_-=Groove=-_', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 752, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-03-30', u'text': u'Congratulations to the Devs, excellent work!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'darkangel', u'text': u'when i got this game it worked for about 2 weeks and it was very good but then whenever i went into it a white screen with green squares started coming up', u'hours': 166.1, u'date': u'2016-03-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198053440207', u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 17, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Chad Uprising', u'hours': 5.5, u'products': 88, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-03-28', u'text': u'Pretty comfy relaxing game to play in short bursts.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'No information given.', u'text': u'I expected much less of this game but it was good damnit', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2016-03-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197971117075', u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 670, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Bloo Kirby', u'text': u'Good for making porn.', u'hours': 51.4, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 167, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'Sammylawrence', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 19, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'text': u'It does not really work because i cannot get in....', u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'FRost_paw', u'text': u'its fun to use if you know how to use and people who do make really prertty animations', u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198139061958', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 32, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'Mr. Otterton', u'text': u'It is ok game, graphics are not that good and controls lag lots. You have to play level over again because controls were bad.', u'hours': 3.4, u'date': u'2016-12-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198142240214', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 329, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'Socially-Inept Bread', u'text': u"Entertaining but simple.  If you want a deep puzzler this isn't your game, but it was still enjoyable, especially nightmare mode.", u'hours': 3.3, u'date': u'2016-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198060148973', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 459, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'VahidSlayerOfAll', u'text': u'not really a puzzle game, all about how fast you can pick up an apple and put it back down', u'hours': 5.0, u'date': u'2016-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198094803808', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 1369, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'Paulo Souza', u'text': u'Excellent game. I recommend this to every DC and Batman fan', u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2017-11-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198059356593', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 56, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'Crankster420', u'hours': 230.0, u'products': 79, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-13', u'text': u'For being such an "outdated" game... this is still one of my favorites in the Franchise! A+++', u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'Philman', u'hours': 12.0, u'products': 139, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-12', u'text': u'Fantastic in 3D and excellent all around.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'Segersgia', u'text': u"Hope you like rats.\nSeriously though, I've had so much fun just running around and searching for all the different costume pieces. It might have its kinks and bugs, but so did every other AAA-game that has been released this year. The world is beautiful and the Rats look menacing.\nAlso, that leech in the sewers creeped me out. eeeeeewww!", u'hours': 8.0, u'date': u'2016-11-23', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198055181132', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 46, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Bilbo_Swaggins [CoRe534]', u'hours': 5.9, u'products': 368, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-11-23', u'text': u"The graphics are stunning and the gameplay is really satisfying. Yes, it is an early access game and of corse are there some bugs. But I they aren't destroying the gameplay, so...\nI really hope the developers are going to create a wonderful final version of the game. And damn, is this mouse and its animation CUTE! <3", u'early_access': True, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Goblin', u'hours': 12.4, u'products': 174, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-11-23', u'text': u"Love this game, its not finished yet, but i'm constantly checking for updates and the rest of this story.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'tiagusalex', u'text': u"Don't expect Dragon Age or The Witcher here.\nIt's simple, kind of retro and it's fun though.\n2D turn-based hack-n-slash?", u'hours': 18.7, u'date': u'2016-06-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198171401913', u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 35, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Plato', u'hours': 35.7, u'products': 662, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-06-04', u'text': u"Not sure why all the negative reviews. Sure, this game becomes tedious trying to 100%, and the character graphics stay the same as you change your armor (slight graphic changes as you Level Up), but for the price, I think this game is great. It's all about upgrading and leveling up in order to progress and complete the game. This game has great controller support, decent top view graphics and a nice upgrade system. There are 3 Realms to fight through with different enemies in each, and a Hall of Challenges Mode. I'll give this game a good 7 out of 10, for the fact it plays well, has a lot of items, and a good difficulty level.\nIt does get repetitive however trying to complete the Achievements. The Realms only take about 10 hours to complete, and another 20 for the other Achievements, and then much longer if you get into the Hardcore Achievements. Still recommend this for anyone with a gamepad, looking for Achievements & Cards and just something new for their Library.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'nerloch', u'text': u"Battlepaths is the best Jon Arbuckle game on steam where you whack and smack people and monsters on their face. In fact, it's the only Jon Arbuckle game where you whack and smack, it would make Garfield puke its guts out.\nThe game as a rogue-lite sometimes adoringly looks similar to the pen and paper version of Dungeons and Dragons, where you meet your friends, play with basic card cutouts of heroes and villains and battle maps, and in general have a grand ol' time. Other times though, Battlepaths' simplicity of combat and looting serves to a fault filled with frustration and eyes rolling.\nGraphics are simple and funnily-cartoonish 2D fare that looks okay and functional overall, with enough color and variety, Animation however, is almost non-existent. You move like a cardboard cutout (meaning you don't move at all, you just spawn to the next spot) and only move a hand up and down in the air, which represents either an attempt to fight or a fist-shaking at the game creators for giving everyone no animations whatsoever,\nAs for the story, there is none: You play as Jon Arbuckle which for some reason in this game calls himself Rick, a would-be adventurer. You make a character, choose a level of difficulty, you start with the first zone, pick up the most generic quests possible, whack stuff that moves, you level up, and finally as you grow stronger, you unlock new area with more dangerous stuff that needs to be whacked some more.\nThere is music and sound... which are completely unobtrusive and forgettable, that you'll soon turn a podcast and do some multitasking.\nThe battle system, which is a bread and butter for all rogue-lite games, in Battlepaths is very simple where you have only one attack until you unlock up to four, very simplistic special combat moves and effects, either passive or active. Which is fine and even kind of a relaxing, until the game decides to put some effort to it, and introduce enemies with gazillion hit points, or ranged units that have a chance to hit you three or four times in a row per your move. Yes you read it right, you move one block at a time, while enemy ranged units stand from several blocks away, happily filling you with arrows and ice/fireballs while you can do squat. Meaning, in later part, the game uses cheap and annoying tricks to increase the difficulty.\nYou can call upon beasts from the bottle to fight at you side, which is a cool idea, except they are weak and have next to zero intelligence. They are fine if you spawn them right next to your enemy, as they attack them, but if an enemy is a couple of blocks away, chances are your summoned beast is only going to give them a threatening glance as they refuse to move or attack.\nLooting system is a bit more complex, with enough variety to satisfy that inner crave to bogart everything. You can also upgrade loot with augmentation stones which give random benefits, as well as cancel upgrades or re-arange upgrades with appropriate magic stones.\nOverall, Battlepaths is a solid, if uninspired game that is going to offer you 5-10 hours of average fun. And for a price it's asking, you could do far worse.", u'hours': 13.9, u'date': u'2016-06-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197993118789', u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 1362, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'OhDatsApplesMate', u'hours': 58.4, u'products': 145, u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-05-20', u'text': u'TEKISHOU\nUCHITOTTARI', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Infinite Retro', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 6186, u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-05-20', u'text': u'this game is awesome...so great to see more and more anime fighting games come to steam which host a very good selection of characters that while simple on the surface offer a deep level of gameplay and pay off the more you give it time.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Ari', u'text': u'Decided to give this game a try since it looked like a basic fighting game and... I honestly enjoyed the short time with it.\nI\'ve never really played an "anime" style fighting game before, but this one was pretty fun. The dialogue in story mode with Sousou was hilarious and the diffuculty actually ramped up the further I got. No longer could I just button mash. I jumped into training mode and despite Sousou being my favorite character, I leaned towards a different one, which brings me to the next point!\nThough there are only a few different characters, they all play very differently but their inputs are all very similar. The game\'s stages are easy on the eyes and the music is varied as well.\nI played one match online as well and despite the fact that my opponent showed that he had a terrible connection, there was no lag on either of our side. Did 4 matches with the same guy and all was smooth and flawless! So don\'t let the connection meter fool you! Netcode seemed a-okay.\nSo all in all, if you\'re looking for an easy to get into fighter with enjoyable dialogue and fun characters, I\'d say to give this game a try. I\'m actually looking forward to playing it some more.', u'hours': 9.8, u'date': u'2016-05-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 92, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Zorcaino', u'text': u'Recommending this game is a very hard choice for me to make. If steam had a option in the middle of "Yes" or "No" this review would be a lot easier. Basically, this game, it\'s decent. There, I said it. It isn\'t bad, let me finish, for a certain price, that is. Paying retail for this game is awful, and I mean horrendous. This game has a mediocre number of glitches and not the best optimization. Personally, I like this game and I think it\'s an alright game if you manage to pay $3.00 or below through\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665or Humble Bundle. If you pay anymore than $5.00 for this, then I\'m sorry. This game is actually enjoyable to a certain extent and I have fun with it. A lot of people hate this game and I think if I paid $29.99 for this I would too. I bought it for $0.63 on\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 If you can work past the glitches and\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665and pay low price for this game, it\'s actually enjoyable and quite fun to \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 around in.\nPros:\nGreat graphics\nVariety of weapons and customization options\nFun gameplay and objectives\nGood sound system\nFun unlock and upgrading system\nCons:\nGlitches\nClunky shooting\nPointless survival mode\nCampaign is underwhelming\nThe obnoxious field of view you can\'t change\nBad optimization\nBarely any graphic options\nScore: 5.4/10 - Fun game to play especially with friends despite glitches if you manage to get this at a dirt cheap price and never pay any more than $5.00 for this fun piece of garbage.', u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2017-07-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 233, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Goolsby', u'text': u'If you play the game for what it is, and if you just genuinely enjoy the Resident Evil as a whole. Then you should enjoy this game. There are flaws, but no game is perfect. Worst part about this game is there is no back story and the online community is very small. If you are just fooling around with friends, this is a fun game to have.', u'hours': 19.2, u'date': u'2017-07-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 127, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Zyle The Zombie', u'text': u'Ok So From What Ive Played In The Minutes I Got To Play This. The Concept Is Great And It Does Have The Potential To Be Much Better.\nI Did Get This With The Humble Bundle And I Feel It Was  A Dollar Well Spent. Sad To Say The Online Is Dead, I Did Find ONE Other Player But Couldnt Get A Match Going.\n10/10 For The Concept\n1/10 For Being Mainly Multiplayer Only\nIf Anyone Has This And Is Looking To Play Some Time, Just Send An Invite Or Add. I Would Like To See How This Game Is Fully.', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-07-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 329, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'n_mosimo', u'text': u'\u30dd\u30fc\u30e9\u30f3\u30c9\u30dc\u30fc\u30eb\u5927\u597d\u304d\u3060\u304b\u3089\u5373\u8cb7\u3063\u3066\u30d7\u30ec\u30a4\nPolandball\u304f\u3093\u3092WASD\u3067\u64cd\u4f5c\u3059\u308b\u3060\u3051\u306e\u5b89\u3063\u307d\u3044\u5358\u7d14\u306a\u30b2\u30fc\u30e0\u3060\u3051\u3069\u9762\u767d\u3044\u3002\n\u30e1\u30cb\u30e5\u30fc\u306e\u64cd\u4f5c\u304c\u3082\u3055\u3063\u3068\u3057\u3066\u308b\u306e\u3092\u6211\u6162\u3067\u304d\u3066\u3001\u30dd\u30fc\u30e9\u30f3\u30c9\u30dc\u30fc\u30eb\u306b\u7406\u89e3\u304c\u3042\u308b\u4eba\u9593\u3058\u3083\u306a\u3044\u3068\u697d\u3057\u3081\u306a\u3044\u304b\u3082\uff1f\nThis is so kawaii desu. I love porandbooru.', u'hours': 3.3, u'date': u'2016-12-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 903, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'NarrackUK', u'text': u'One plumbers quests to escape the earth and to see the stars!.....\nThis is memes but there actually a good game in here, Simplistic yes but fun.', u'hours': 2.7, u'date': u'2016-12-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 148, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Fookin Synaps', u'text': u'DIZ GAEM IZ STRONK', u'hours': 8.3, u'date': u'2016-12-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 59, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'dantheman_whocan', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 59, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-12-27', u'text': u"just like the early 90's, but then it was ground breaking cinematic sequences and action, now, this is not so", u'early_access': False, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'falke84', u'text': u"Good old Game.\nI liked the making of the Another World.\nThis game has the original and improved graphic. I think it doesn't matter the graphic if the game is already works fine.\nThere's no add-ons just the graphic and the difficult. This game played also in these days no lose its power.\nI recommend to anyone.", u'hours': 3.2, u'date': u'2015-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198063230048', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 558, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'Made In Korea', u'text': u'One of the best classic games out there.', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2015-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197990975855', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 111, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'antoshkka', u'text': u'Good one! Better than part 1 because of:\n* now you can run in any costume, not only in the robot\n* more locations, more interesting battles, less boring trick-or-treat\n* costumes can be upgraded!!!\n* scenario is better!\n* more tacktical planning\nI love it!', u'hours': 14.2, u'date': u'2014-11-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198019673114', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 247, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'RatsNCatsNBats', u'hours': 22.8, u'products': 500, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2014-11-07', u'text': u"I have a really hard time getting into games with JRPG style combat, which I've come to find pretty boring especially when coupled with endless grinding.\nI love the Costume Quest games despite that and feel like they're too short, if anything. I finished this one in about 10 hours so it might have been nice if they had indulged in a maybe just a bit of grinding if not some other form of padding.\nBut even beyond the bucket loads of charm the series already has, I think this sequel is worth it alone just for the one quest chain where you build up your music cred playing the clown horn.\nDefinitely recommended if you liked the first one.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Kosl', u'hours': 5.3, u'products': 171, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2014-11-06', u'text': u'This is a fun game even if it is fairly short. The story is whimsical and the gameplay is interesting enough to keep you going.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Shane8th', u'text': u'you will play it once for 5 minutes, and never again.', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-12-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198023941901', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 81, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Terallis', u'hours': 2.0, u'products': 470, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-06', u'text': u'Got this game originally to have some fun with friends, after seeing it played across YouTube. It was good for laughs and some fun times, especially with the bugs. However, when I game is out so long with virtually no fixes, new content, etc, it just feels dead. While they are still doing occasional stuff with this, to me it just feels like abandonware.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'KylieTheKitten', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 31, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-05', u'text': u'This game is fun and comedic! It is a must play for you and your friend to see who is the best Daddy!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Cloudwolfe', u'text': u"Don't know why people are complaining about the port. Haven't had a single issue myself. Sure, it doesn't run at an absolute flawless constant 60 fps, but eh. Very occasional dips in FPS are not game-ruining, at least for me. Don't turn the shadow resolution to the max or it'll kill your computer, but then again it's not needed either. Absolutely nothing to worry about. i5-4460, GTX 970, 8GB RAM, Windows 10.\nAs for the game itself, much like X-2 it has a load of optional little scenes and stuff to unlock to learn more about the story and the world. I'm 8 hours in and barely scratched the surface, it feels like.\nDon't be scared by the poor port reviews, at least try the game.", u'hours': 9.9, u'date': u'2017-07-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198060122087', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 150, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'thefallen_ciel', u'text': u"Honestly, this game wasn't bad, but the storyline was hard to follow. I can see why this game has mixed reviews. Final Fantasy XIII-2 improved on a lot of things that people didn't like about Final Fantasy XIII. Final Fantasy XIII-2 went for a more open-world experience, while XIII was very linear. I've played all three games in the Final Fantasy XIII games, and this one has to be my least favourite. As I said before, this games storyline was super hard to follow. Sometimes, I just didn't even know what or why I was doing the things I was doing. I guess it's just best to follow without knowing what's going on. I haven't finished this game, and don't plan on finishing it. This game is dissapointing compared to Final Fantasy XIII and Lightning Returns. I've given up on this game, and don't plan on playing it anymore.", u'hours': 11.3, u'date': u'2017-07-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198353248825', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 6, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Pre Malone', u'hours': 15.0, u'products': 355, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-07-11', u'text': u'Better then XIII, but still not very good.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'FriskyDingo', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 16, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'text': u'So let me start off by saying, given the right type of gamer I think LawBreakers can be a lot of fun. Sadly Im not that type of gamer. I\'m going to go on a limb here and say I dont think most people are. At least anymore their not.\nLawBreakers has three really huge issues. I\'ll list them all below.\n1.) Its not OverWatch, but it sure as hell wants to be.\nThere is no getting arround the comparisons. They are both team/hero based multiplayer focused first person shooters. the heros themselves have unique abilities. However thats the only good two things they have in common. LawBreakers otherwise feels like its trying to hard to be "badass" or "cool". The characters themselves look awkward are even act more awkward then they look. With this horrible in your face late 90s early 2000s additude. Its just abrasive and gawdy.  When there are better offerings out there ones with far more appealing visuals and characters its hard to come here instead.\n2.) Bottleneck GamePlay\nLawBreakers heavily relies on its "high flying" "high speed" mechanics. Sadly they whole maps dont offer these moments. So to emphesize these moments the rest of the time the characters act much differnet. Characters feel like they have weights attached to their feet when not in "boost"  mode. It makes the experince feel dull and boring.\n3.) Game Modes Aren\'t Fun.\nKinda of self explaintory.\nI believe Cliffy B had an ambitious idea for a game that didnt pan out. So instead they made LawBreakers.\nIf you have 30 dollars to spend I\'d spend it else where. No need to support this forgetable game from an egotistcal studio head.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'JE SUIS LE REVOLUTIONNISTE', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 139, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'text': u'This game needs to go F2P for the sake of the playerbase going past 10 members at peak hours', u'early_access': False, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'SQU33G33', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 63, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'text': u'i have since refunded lawbreakers after i purchased it around launch day, and i an say that i had a pretty fun time for my first couple of matches; however, the thing that annoys me is that the game was supposed to be free to play, and the game reflects that. this is a game that suffers from competition becuase id much rather play tf2 for free, or pay the 40 dollars for overwatch and get my 30 dollars back. also the servers were very bad and laggy.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'korytoombs', u'text': u'Tried to play on normal, wow got killed.\nTried to play on easy, got killed again, wtf!\nGuess the only thing left is to play it on hard.', u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2015-08-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198166807011', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 137, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Hellercon', u'hours': 80.9, u'products': 1982, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2015-08-01', u'text': u'Inquisitor is an unpolished diamond. When playing a game of its genre, I expect it to have a compelling story and an immersive atmosphere. Gameplay always comes second. It certainly has hack&slash elements and it could very well be categorized as such. However, it feels like a true old school rpg to me since its emphasis lies on lore, storyline and mood. You almost feel like you were tossed in this world and have to choose, heavy hearted, for the lesser evil. The devil you know. Or not...', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'derseren', u'text': u"Game seemed decent until I got to the first dungeon. Lots of grinding on the way, finally get in there and it's LOOOOONG. The difficulty levels in this game change without warning. You'll be having an ok time one second and then out of nowhere 3-4 goblin shamans will start spamming wall of flame and take out your whole party within literally one second. You can't control your party members. They run blindly into combat and chase fleeing enemies right into enemy lines.\nIf you get poisoned you pretty much have to leave the dungeon and walk all the way back to town for a healer. This will happen every time you see a spider.\nFinally I decided to just use console commands to make my dude OP so i could at least enjoy the story.\nNope. Still the same problem. You get one second killed even when you're double the normal level for the dungeon you're in. I'm sorry, I tried to like this game, but I'm out.", u'hours': 26.9, u'date': u'2015-07-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198005840737', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 43, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Zzu', u'hours': 11.4, u'products': 396, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2014-08-17', u'text': u'Good game, but it stops working properly if you share it with family members, and both family members have it installed. It then sees the game as only other members game and doesn\'t let you play it together anymore. It\'s not possible to "re-buy" it or re-install it, it just stops working.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'capitalistnorthkorea', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 36, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2014-08-06', u'text': u"As much as I wish there was a 'So, So' rating to this, I had to chose negatively.]\nThe game is really good on strategic levels, but the dice thing can be really unfair, and make it look like it favors your rival's side. Which can be really annoying. Also the 'Free to Play' thing can be REALLY deceiving for this. You have like, let's say credits in this game, which you NEED to play some maps. And when you run out, you're down to 2 very boring maps, so basically you need money to make this game interesting.\nAs I said before, the strategic level of the game is very good, but other features just decrease the ammount of fun you recieve playing this game. Just get the board game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Yoda', u'text': u'I have the real board game with all the extensions. The legit game is way better and I feel like the dice rolls are unfair and usually favor one side. Just get the board game.', u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2014-07-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198058447271', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 65, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Zhorra WINchester', u'text': u'Break your face and neck when u will fell from the deck!', u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2016-06-23', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 0, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 331, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Vixith', u'text': u'Having played this game on my cellphone for quite some time I was happy to purchase it for pc as well. It is a good game and excels for wasting a few minutes of time should your mind find boredom waiting for other tasks to complete. Unpossible is simple to pick up yet difficult to master, requiring strong, constant concentration to avoid collisions. For its tron-esque appearance and addictive gameplay style I give it an 8.5/10.\nI have compiled a brief list of my thoughts/ideas for improving either your play or perhaps the game itself. They are suggestions so take them with a grain of salt. It\u2019s Unpossible that 100% of my ideas are good.\n1. Have a \'training\' mode where the user can select or deselect which types of segments will appear. (If there is a particular set of obstacles like the rotating triangles that keep killing you, then isolate them and practice running their gauntlet until mastery has occurred.)\n2. Add variable speed scaler in either the (+) or (-) direction\n3. Add color option to modify the luminosity/hue of Unpossible\'s color theme.\n4. For PC add controller support for gamepads, analog sticks, etc....\n5. Increase Max sensitivity range for controls.\n6. For those who might be having difficulty add a "ghost\' mode that allows the player to follow a translucent line through the obstacles. Users can follow the path and become familiar with certain \'difficult\' areas of the game.\n7. Simultaneous multiplayer mode (VS.)\nPersonal improvement area (at least it helped me)\n8. When playing, stare downrange as far as possible to see what is coming and use your peripheral vision to navigate.\n9. Practice when you first wake up after you\'ve had a good rest and some healthy food.\n10. Try to position yourself on the upslope of the curve to see what is coming next.\nFinally, in update 3 you asked what the super hard mode past \'ultra\' should be. I would vote the simple route. Call it \'Unpossible.\'', u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2016-06-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198312269159', u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 2, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'diegzumillo', u'text': u'This is a cool looking obstacle avoiding game. It\'s fast enough to trigger some adrenaline rush and give you that tingling sensation in your stomach. It\'s fun!\nVery casual and very cheap. It\'s a good combination! but, even cheap as it is, I still feel there\'s very little entertainment here. I played for no more than 30 minutes and apart from chasing achievements there\'s nothing else for me to do. I\'ve seen every obstacle there is and played at every mode there is. For a quick lunch break you could do a lot better with so many free browser games. I\'ll leave this review with a "yes", in case you don\'t want to filter through all the crappy browser games until you find a good one. You can\'t go wrong with this one.', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2016-06-11', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198040295426', u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 424, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'toby1kanobi', u'text': u'i kinda dont like it.........................', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-08-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198120394969', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 46, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'MP', u'text': u'The art is ok.\nThe game is not.', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-08-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198066034945', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 353, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Teletubbies Unite', u'text': u'eeh it was ok not ghe best game but i would recemond it', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-08-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198369251882', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 8, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Apocalyptic', u'text': u'Update after 35 hours of play.\nFor a game in early access that has been out for almsot a month, this game has held my attention longer than some fully released games. I will admit that I had reservations when the Kickstarter was delayed for over a year, but the result speaks for itself.\nThe game is constantly under improvement by the devs, and they are very active in engaging with the user base. I now have high hopes for the game and expect this to be one of the most played games in my library over time.', u'hours': 35.0, u'date': u'2017-11-15', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198047980910', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 20, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'AshGT', u'text': u'Other reviewers have captured the game, as it stands, far more eloquently than I could, so I\'ll just add bits and pieces here.\nThe first impression you get of this game is "immense". At first glance, its scope seems similar to - or even larger than - that of Paradox\'s grand strategy offerings. Whether this proves to be the case in the long run is something I shall no doubt discover and share here.\nThe second impression: "oldschool". Oldschool in a good way. In a comforting, "I\'m at home" type of way. Even though I have little-to-no idea of what I\'m actually doing yet. The interface, though bewildering at first (not unlike a Paradox title) is very welcoming (very unlike a Paradox title) and not so daunting that you\'re inclined to simply give up. Over time, the UI starts to make sense. A lot more sense than it does at the beginning, anyway. Hotkeys are a welcome addition here and, once you\'ve become familiar with them, you can achieve most things with them. Tooltips is another welcome feature which compliments the available hotkeys well.\nThe third impression: "Just one more turn."\nFurther bulletins as events warrant. But for now, just one more mission...\n[Update 1]\n...okay, I\'m back, but only long enough to say that games have no business being this good! This is amongst the purest RPGs I have ever played. Star Traders: Frontiers is the game I would try to make if I were to make a game. Thank goodness someone with skill attempted it instead. The devs are also extremely attentive to their customers, as evidenced by the discussions page.\nThis game is a must-buy. Its low price is not at all inidicative of its quality: many games offer far less and ask for far more. This is not just your average game, Early Access or otherwise.', u'hours': 23.7, u'date': u'2017-11-14', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 261, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Mr. Pootin', u'text': u"I have no idea what I'm doing. But I'm hooked.", u'hours': 11.9, u'date': u'2017-11-14', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 241, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Kaiserlucas', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 420, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'Just read all of the other reviews, this game is amazing. If you like Danmaku games the fifteen bucks are well spend.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'\u300e', u'hours': 4.1, u'products': 68, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'THE WORD MASTERPIECE IS AN INSULT SOMETHING THIS AMAZING', u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'nikki \u2665', u'text': u"where's touhou 1-15 you coward", u'hours': 7.1, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 42, u'user_id': u'76561198133232189', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 70, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'Papa Reice', u'text': u'No good online. Encourages you to activate their money cow by buying shark cards. good story doe. pretty graphics.', u'hours': 28.2, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198400703642', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 50, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Haker715', u'hours': 24.3, u'products': 27, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'the game has become too much of a cash grab for the creators due to them bumping up all the prices of cars, bikes etc. this ends up forcing most people into buying shark cards or to commite months of grinding into getting one \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 car, rockstar has the audacity to realeas a jet with no fetaures and literaly no upgardes that cost millions! not to mention they also still have game breaking bugs from the day of realese wich are not just limited to pc but to all platforms. it is a mess what this game is! if u want an online experience like gta 5 online go back a game and play gta 4 or saint rows because iv had more fun in both of those games then i ever had in this \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing waste of money and time of a game!!!!! DO NOT BUY THIS\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 i pray that one day someone will make a player freindly version of gta where there are no micro trancations thrown around and no \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665t coperate greed as well! \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 U TAKE 2 \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 U ROCKSTAR AND \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 EVERYTHING U \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665S DO! u dont deserve the playerbase that u have atm and i hope that it disaperes or that MODDERS SWARM UR \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ING GAME because they already do but i hope more do because those guys are what make the game worth playing not the\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665u put out! ah sorry about the rant but in overall dont buy this game it will suck the cash from u and leave u with nothing the game is a complete grind with a player base of 13 year olds and \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 save urself the time and cash and play another game i rate this game a 4/10- \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 U ROCKSTAR', u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Mr. Sparkle', u'hours': 235.8, u'products': 115, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u"Single player - Absolute blast. Solid story, many hours of fun to be had.\nMulti player - Don't bother. Filled with hackers to the point it's unplayable except in a solo lobby.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'BocciardoLight', u'text': u"I don't know how this game ended up in my Steam Library but for being even older than me, I had fun while playing this. It has a 90s kinda trashy humor, which is so bad that it was actually entertaining to play.\nMetacritic:\ntbd / 100 Metascore\n8.2 / 10 User Score", u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2017-05-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 153, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'DrunkenCalgarian', u'text': u'Plays like Duke without arrowkeys, annoying voice acting, and clunky controls .', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-04-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198121981963', u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 7, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 148, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Ganjasaiyajin', u'text': u'cards', u'hours': 3.6, u'date': u'2017-02-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 1544, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'\u30b8\u30b6.\uff4d\uff49\uff4c\uff4b \U0001f95b', u'text': u'DO YOU THINK THIS IS YOUR TYPICAL BORING SLICE OF LIFE VISUAL NOVEL ABOUT DAILY LIVES OF GRADE SCHOOLERS LIVING IN A COUNTRY SIDE?\nTHINK AGAIN SON', u'hours': 10.9, u'date': u'2017-09-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 26, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 144, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Pinhead Nathan', u'hours': 22.0, u'products': 23, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-09-19', u'text': u"Whether you're already a fan of the anime/manga or you're dipping into the world of Higurashi for the first time, I highly recommend this to anyone who enjoys visual novels. The characters are loveable, the mystery is very interesting and the psychological horror aspect is brilliant in my personal opinion. Even as someone who's watched the anime twice and knew what was going to happen, I still found myself quite spooked on multiple occasions. I was also surprised by how engaged I found myself in it, despite again, having already watched the anime twice. The VN definitely has enough to keep those who enjoyed the adaptions interested, while giving those who jump in for the first time an absolutely captivating experience.\nI really only have two complaints. The first is that the pacing can be quite slow at points. Though that's more of a nitpick that applies to the genre as a whole for me and it never drags for very long, so don't even worry about that one. More of a personal peeve than anything else and it never truly affected my enjoyment.\nThe second complaint is not even about the game itself, but rather the marketing. Despite MangaGamer insisting otherwise, this is a novel through and through. No gameplay is present. I could go on about how this is essentially lying to the consumer but I'll hold my tongue. Personally, I don't mind the lack of gameplay as the story itself was more than enough to keep me invested during all of my playtime. But understandably, the lack of any sort of gameplay or choice will turn off some players. Which is part of why the misleading marketing really annoys me, but I digress\nAll in all though, if you enjoy visual novels I implore you to at least check this one out. It's not exactly expensive either, so do yourself a favor and pick it up if you haven't already.  You won't be disappointed.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'pictoshark', u'text': u"I've read the entire Higurashi series and I don't particularly think they're all that great. Now Umineko on the other hand, THAT'S A VN FOR YOU.\nAnyways about this game, it's pretty meh, there's nothing you can do except read. How fun is that? The mysteries are all pretty easy too. And the twist, well forget about it, too much psuedo science / 10.\nIf you do like this sort of thing, good for you. I would rather have Studio DEEN do the art though. This is sort of like a more realistic Fate/Stay Night if you like that sort of thing. The original art is awful btw.\nThe only reason I get this is to support my good friends at MangaGamer, and maybe so I can join in podcasts at the fan community I'm in.", u'hours': 17.7, u'date': u'2017-09-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 217, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'\u2605PLeX\u2605', u'text': u"m8, it doesn't load past the house intro.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'522590', u'page_order': 0, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 20, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Josh', u'text': u'I actually like the creepy mansion atmosphere. But this game is very short and the player get easily stuck at walls while walk around.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-07-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197993630261', u'product_id': u'522590', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 608, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'the man of our dreams', u'text': u"Don't play this game with \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 friends.", u'hours': 16.1, u'date': u'2017-05-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 111, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'IggledorfTheRevolutionary', u'text': u"Gremlins. Inc. Is an extremely fun board game for everyone of any age. This game has great charm about it with the different styles to play and different range of card ablilites is great as well. You can plan out your moves far in advance and be completely thrown for a loop out of absolutely nowhere making this game a good way to keep on your toes.\nBest of all the art looks extremely nice for this game. I really hope they add more cards and or more classes sometime. Cosmetics is nice but it can only go so far... The only downside about this game that I have found is due to the small player base. Finding a game can be time consuming sometimes. I've waited everywhere from 2 minutes to almost 20. If your looking to create a game with a long or medium duration your chances of finding other players is very small or zero chance.\nQue time aside. I would deffinitly give this game a 10/10 A must have for anyone that is fond of board games!", u'hours': 22.0, u'date': u'2017-05-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198040251310', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 227, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'AntDude', u'text': u'Interesting game, but not my type. It ran very well on my very old PC.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-05-20', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 5, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 99, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'tartenpion', u'text': u'Good game!', u'hours': 25.2, u'date': u'2016-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198022321867', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 277, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Hozz', u'text': u'A great puzzel game you can sink some hours into. Worth the money and worth your time. Check it out.', u'hours': 73.2, u'date': u'2016-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197984510329', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 42, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'WhiteRaven417', u'hours': 70.1, u'products': 53, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-01-01', u'text': u"HANDS DOWN MUST OWN GAME\nIt's a strategic addicting puzzle game with a single player story and multiplayer challenges.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Salarn', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 3495, u'product_id': u'70500', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-04-24', u'text': u"Fresh faced treasure hunter 'Diamond Dan' is out to build a name for himself by robbing cubist designed temples of their gold, gems, and load baring scrolls.  Thankfully ancient temple design all came from the same temple template of same colored blocks.\nSwipe the escape scroll at the bottom of each temple and get out before it collapses is the core gameplay loop.  The randomly generated levels don't create any movement flow and players are often locked into long periods of waiting for blocks to randomly move in order to progress.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Rectal Spray', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 1296, u'product_id': u'70500', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-10-21', u'text': u'For a platform/puzzle game I give this a 8/10.\nAnimations 5/10, sort of slow.\nSounds 2/10.\nMusic 10/10 great theme. Was definately mae for this sort of game. Mario-ish, and yet sort of creepy like Pitfall 2.\nController support, 0/10 You need Xpadder or Padstar.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Terrabuild', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 43, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-04-11', u'text': u"Didn't enjoy this one. Limited creatures, very little interaction. Game enjoyment lasts about 2 minutes then there's nothing new or different.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'[CSU] Tuckletuts', u'text': u"Got lost in this game for hours.  Beautiful, relaxing and peaceful.  Only problem I have is there's only one environment, when it would have been cool to have a few environments to set up a pond in.", u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2016-04-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198013168585', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 19, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'HAMiD67S', u'text': u"If you want to see Windows Vista's screen saver again but you don't  want to install Win Vista try this Screen Saver", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-04-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 124, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'MWJ', u'text': u'If your a fan of odd ball humer and like the idea of fighting or playing as a moon Nazi then you will enjoy this. The acting is good and the characters stay true to the film, only bad bit is it can become repetative. All the ships from the film are included (I love the British Spitfire) and the Nazi forces are reinforced with new ship types. I would advise getting the Meteorblitzkrieg DLC with the game and get the Second Fleet DLC after playing through the game once, as it realy changes the pace of the game.', u'hours': 10.0, u'date': u'2014-02-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198006586699', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 182, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Sleightblind', u'text': u"It's almost fun, but falls just short. The wonky dogfight controls, awkward cutscenes, and absurdly boring combat make what could have been a fun game into a forgettable one.", u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2014-02-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198028032565', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 774, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Beatnik-Filmstar', u'hours': 4.4, u'products': 1314, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2014-02-13', u'text': u"Biff Benedict Pocoroba (born July 25, 1953 in Burbank, California) is a former Major League Baseball catcher, who also played a few games at third base. He was drafted by the Atlanta Braves in the 17th round of the 1971 amateur draft.\nAs a rookie, Pocoroba got attention during spring training in 1975 by throwing out 11 straight would-be base stealers. [1] He made his major-league baseball debut on April 25, 1975, as a defensive replacement in the Braves' 5\u20133 loss to the San Diego Padres at San Diego.\nHis best season was in 1977 when he achieved career-highs with 123 games, a Batting average of .290, 8 home runs, 24 doubles, and 44 runs batted in. In 1978, he made the National League All-Star team, finishing the season with a .242 batting average, 6 home runs, and 34 RBI in 92 games. A torn Rotator cuff injury slowed his career [2] and he played his last game on April 20, 1984, at the age of 30.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Nellasai', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 113, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2014-09-07', u'text': u'ARGH! My moneeeeeeyyy!! ;_;', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Be Ro', u'text': u'Lots of potential, let down by some seriously bad programming and SFX.\nThe SFX can really get on your nerves very quickly, as they are uninspiring, and often sounds like buzzers and beepers that you just want to switch off as soon as you can. The game has many failings, including periods when the engineers are trying to repair machines "for days" and still get nowhere, one scenario is full of debris on the floor, and every cleaner you hire just repeatedly (try to) clean the same square, not moving onto other parts, or cleaning at all! Finally The UI is clunky and difficult to get used to, limitations include the lack of intermediate zoom level (you can zoom out and zoom in, but not between).\nIf you want to manage a hospital, go for Theme Hospital - it\'s showing it\'s age but still far out-strips this game in playability.', u'hours': 2.6, u'date': u'2014-09-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198076199698', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 650, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Dismiss Life Worship Death', u'text': u'This game is an abortion. My friend bought it for me and said "Trevor you\'re a\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665and I hope you die. So I got you a \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 game." and for once in my life. My friend spoke truth. It is a \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 game. Thanks.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2014-09-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 120, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Sindragosa', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 46, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-13', u'text': u'\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'XxHogukuwaXx(  > u<)', u'hours': 10.7, u'products': 8, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-11', u'text': u'._.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'flopingturtle360', u'text': u'10/10 would carpole tunnle sydrome again!', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-12-10', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198215439024', u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 49, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Gender Unknown', u'text': u'Bad game dont play cancerous af', u'hours': 60.7, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198164358386', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 37, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Sushi', u'hours': 31.5, u'products': 30, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'issa good', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Mr.Realistic', u'text': u'If you need some inspiration and motivation watch this\nthis helped me', u'hours': 175.6, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198262783265', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 5, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'bigbadbedwetter', u'text': u'Gud!', u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2016-02-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197970870686', u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 336, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Truron', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 291, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-01-16', u'text': u"This isn't a bad game, but it isn't worth the pricetag. Fortunately I got this game as part of a Humble Bundle and didn't pay the $20 the game is currently listed at on Steam.  It's a simple sandbox puzzle game which can be fun, but it doesn't have enough depth to be worth the $20 pricetag. Save your money and skip this one.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'jntesteves', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 74, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-01-13', u'text': u'I had lots of fun playing through this. Even better now on a touch screen.\nRecommended!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Raeox', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 78, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'text': u'Best software for making animations and posters!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'lukeyrookie', u'text': u'I like how you can make your own animation so I give it a thumbs up', u'hours': 301.1, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198420373129', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 7, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'Jigglyking20', u'text': u"One of the best open and free animation softwares out there. I highly recommend it! It's great for starting off if you want to get the basics of animation down, you can pick it up fast and the rendering time is pretty good if you have a gaming PC! The layout is amazing and the workshop is great. Creating stories and bringing characters to life has never been better, strongly suggested, if only Valve would pay more attention to this beautiful software! <3 :D 10/10", u'hours': 7825.7, u'date': u'2017-11-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198157289988', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 48, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'Dempster', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 1488, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-12-24', u'text': u"It's the type of game where you lure a pawn who turns at 90 degree angles towards a goal, mostly by putting strategic placements in the way.  Decent time waster and I do like the art style.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'Backseatgamern', u'text': u'The game has great presentation and vibe to it. Sadly this is where the good things I can say about it ends. The puzzles it presents are super easy and the only thing getting in the way is that your character is quite clumpsy. I played this without a gamepad though so maybe it works better if you play it on one of those. If the game had more levels that brought more mechanics to it I might would be able to recommend it but as it stands I say that this game is a waste of money and time. The first hour is alright though so if you look for a really short experience then this might be what you look for.', u'hours': 3.6, u'date': u'2016-12-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198022966154', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 1035, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'Cameron', u'hours': 19.6, u'products': 560, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-12-19', u'text': u'Weird asf good puzzels but way to weird.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'Wau', u'hours': 6.6, u'products': 64, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-12', u'text': u"I moved here from Game for Windows live so I have at least good 70+ hours in this game . (Including a lot of offline play on steam version)\nThis game features an experienced and older Batman who has already mastered his ways . When the Joker creates chaos in the Arkham Asylum (which is incredibly detailed in this game , both in graphics and atmosphere) it's up to Batman to save the day in a single night .\nSince things get chaotic fairly quickly , you don't have time to explore Gotham and visit the Batcave . But the island is very compacted and filled with plenty of areas to cover multiple times . Plenty of npcs to interact with and lots of people to save . With lots of criminals of varying mental states from common to lost cases , famous villains of the Batman franchise and plenty of traps for Batman to think his way out of (for himself or others) , one will have plenty of work and fun to dedicate to .\n+Free flowing immersive and full contact combat system\n+Well written and fleshed out characters\n+Immersive use of gadgets\n+Powerful scenes and atmosphere\n+Tactical focus on gameplay\n+Realistic AI that thinks , responds and reacts to Batman & environment\n+Great gothic soundtrack\n+In game Batman character wiki\n+In depth character of enemy npcs who will interact among themselves and work together\n+Mark Hamill & Kevin Conroy\nThis game wields no cliffhangers , it stands alone perfectly as it is and it is worth the purchase at full price easily . The classic that started the series and the one with the least negatives among them . The most polished one of them all .", u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'Lepric', u'hours': 12.7, u'products': 50, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-12', u'text': u'My name is JEFFMAN, oh no no no my name IS Bateff wait no no no\nMY Name is BatJeff, \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 i give up.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'\u272aLion\u2122', u'hours': 13.8, u'products': 23, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-12', u'text': u'I played this game on Xbox, 4 years ago (I was 9 years old) and now on PC, its amazing ! I recomand this game ! A good game with good graphics !Nice work !', u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'Local Hyena', u'text': u"Really promising game and tasty eyecandy, plus who wouldn't want to be a mouse bard?\nBut boy do I wish there was more areas unlocked and finish to continue playing beyond the first stage\nHopefully by this time next year there will be!\n[Aquired the game when they held a small contest/challenge on the offical forums but I would happily throw more money at the game reguardless]", u'hours': 24.3, u'date': u'2016-11-23', u'early_access': True, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 8, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 358, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'decc', u'text': u'Tilo is cute! CUTE!', u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2016-11-23', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 684, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'yang racer', u'text': u'Extremely cheap (your character model never changes, i.e. he will still use a knife even if u give him an axe) indie rpg. Boring and there are simply better games that cost the same during a sale (torchlight, etc)', u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2016-06-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 1418, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'ShadowsFear', u'hours': 10.1, u'products': 758, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-05-24', u'text': u'I recommend this one, its an uncut diamond.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Ffytche', u'text': u"I got this game for free and had some good time playing it. I wouldn't pay 4.99 for a game that offers running&killing thigs. One thing I especially dislike is a fact that my character holds a knife no matter what weapon I equip - his look does not change even if I change armor.\nAlso, the gameplay has nothing much to offer so it gets boring after an hour.", u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2016-05-22', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 5, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 169, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'pepsimanvsjoe', u'text': u'With the recent influx of 2D fighters on Steam, sometimes the key to getting noticed is to have a different approach.\nangle is "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", but almost every character is a girl. Guan Yu? Cao Cao? Sun Shang Xiang!? All girls. Furthermore, this game is a spin-off of\n, an adult visual-novel/strategy game about a young man who travels back in time to this Three Kingdoms era. To be honest, I\'m a little surprised that\nis an awesome fighting game.\nIn terms of game-design,\nis unlike other contemporary 2D fighters. Instead of having its combatants soar into the air and devastate each other with dizzying combos, this game keeps it very grounded. For the most part, combos rarely go beyond two-in-ones, or jump-in > follow-up > special. A lot of matches are determined by fighting-game basics. By that I mean spacing, footsies, pokes, anti-airs, and so on. It\'s not that these elements aren\'t present in other fighters, but players mistakenly tend to ignore them as the genre becomes increasingly complicated. If I were to draw comparisons,\ncould be considered a faster-paced\n.\nGoing further, the moves you perform all have wildly-varying degrees of safetyness. Light attacks are generally a good idea for applying pressure, but they probably won\'t decide matches. Medium and heavy attacks have their uses, and with proper timing and spacing, you can control the flow of the match. However, when you hold forward, or down/forward and perform a medium or heavy attack, everything changes. Your heroine performs a high-risk attack. It\'s slow, can be countered in many ways, but it can also dramatically effect the outcome of the fight.\nNow I\'m not sure what to call it. A critical-counter? A fatal-counter? A romantic-counter? Well, it doesn\'t really matter. Basically, when the opponent is hit with a certain move, they crumple to the floor. This gives the player still standing an opportunity to land a massive combo. We\'re talking wall-splats, ground-bounces, the works. Off of a single one of these counters, players can expect to lose anywhere from 30 to 60 or even 100%(!!) of their life. It sounds crazy, but keep in mind that the larger combos will require some rather precise positioning, execution, and a lot of meter. To add to this, you can\'t get hit by these devastating counters if you aren\'t caught pressing buttons. Obviously the answer to avoiding these situations isn\'t "don\'t try to attack", but you have to be wary.\nWhile I\'ve just discussed what can be considered the x-factor of a Koihime Enbu fight, these occurences are few and far between. If your opponent is well-aware that you\'re fishing for a crucial-counter, they\'re going to have no trouble picking you apart. In this game, the simplest combos or even single-attacks can do serious damage. A lot of the time, you\'ll find that the best strategy is to stick to the basics. Aside from those mythical 75-100% combos, the execution barrier for this game is very low. This allows players to devote their energies towards understanding match-ups, looking for openings, and hopefully, winning matches. While I think that the roster could stand to have a few more entrants, it does strike the right balance between depth and accessibility. Every character is easy to use, but they can also offer some unique moves or interesting tactics. Aside from everyone having good and bad match-ups, there doesn\'t seem to be any truly ineffective characters.\nAs far as content goes, it\'s fair to say that this game is a better buy for competitive players. While this tends to be the expectation when it comes to fighters, a sizable number of these games still include extensive single-player modes. Unfortunately, this isn\'t the case for\n. I\'m going to start this portion of the review off by admitting that... well... I got a little curious and did some research. I browsed the Koihime Muso wikia, looked up some other related materials, and now I\'m interested in seeing more of the storyline. Unfortunately, the scenario mode in Koihime Enbu is a little disappointing. Each character has their own story, and dialogues with their opponents in-between matches, but the plot isn\'t there.\nI suppose I shouldn\'t be asking for a storyline that affects the\ncanon, especially with the omission of a few key characters (such as the male lead and Ry\u016bbi Gentoku aka Liu Bei). Still, as a huge fan of the\nnovel, I was hoping for something with a little more depth, rather than a handful of gags and sorta-intimate moments. Still, the scenario mode might be worth checking out, since at least it gives some insight on everyone, and will help newcomers get used to how the game works and the franchise that it spawned from.\nThe training mode in this game is very well-designed. It covers all of the functionality that fighting game fans are accustomed to, such as a multitude of options, the ability to practice against the CPU, and even allowing for two players to spar with each other. Alongside the training mode, there is also a challenge mode where players can attempt several combos, each more convoluted than the last. Training mode can also be accessed while waiting for online matches, which is always welcome.\nAs far as the online-play is concerned, I believe that it\'s satisfactory. There have been some instances of lag, most notably when I (an American) was playing against someone from Japan. Speaking of, expect the competition to be extremely stiff and punishing.\nhas been in Japanese arcades since 2014, and on consoles since the beginning of this year. I\'ve already had a few matches, where I put up as much of a fight as a training dummy. This is partly because some of the strategies I\'ve run into, simply won\'t occur in the single-player modes.\nTo give an example, one of my opponents was a Sonsh\u014dk\u014d (Sun Shang Xiang) player. The first round was a close win for me, my opponent won the second. After the second round, I noticed that my opponent had a full bar of meter. So what happened in the third round? On my end, everything went to Hell. Each faction in the game has a couple selectable strategists. Summoning help costs meter, but they offer some useful techniques, if you know how to employ them. Anyway, Ryom\u014d (one of the strategists), throws three projectiles at the opponent. While this is happening, Sonsh\u014dk\u014d has some freedom to attack or defend at will. I wasn\'t prepared for this. So needless to say, all of my advances were thwarted, I fell victim to some nasty mix-ups, and I couldn\'t even land chip-damage on my opponent.\nThat\'s not to say that all of your fights will be decided by unfamiliar tech. In every match, there is a measurable level of chaos. To explain it better, I\'ll post a link to a video:\n. Notice how several seconds pass by in the first round without a single hit being registered. As the match progresses, both players start taking risks, and the rounds are decided far more quickly. High-level play can be extremely methodical, so if you don\'t have the patience for it, you\'ll get hurt.\nAlthough\nis lacking in terms of single-player content, I have every reason to believe that this is one of the better fighting games on Steam. It has its own style, and offers enough playability to challenge gamers of any skill-level.', u'hours': 18.7, u'date': u'2016-05-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 1544, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Lilpoetboy', u'text': u"Really enjoyed this, had smooth online matches at 60fps. Doesn't take a lot of skills to git gud. Was originally  weary of the small roster, but the characters look very good , high amount of detail;so I'll dismiss the roster.\nIf you are a fan of anime girl fighters, pick this up.", u'hours': 8.8, u'date': u'2016-05-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198151444895', u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 465, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'4a', u'hours': 41.2, u'products': 109, u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-05-20', u'text': u"This game is surprisingly fun. Has really short simple combos until someone hits a fatal counter, and then you can get really creative with new juggles. Netplay is ok too, although it can get extremely bad sometimes. Playing online reminds me most  of sf4's delay style with the slowdowns and stuff. Worth giving a try despite the high price.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Jibz', u'text': u"Damn this is bad. My friends had lots of problems to even start the game and when it started we hoped it didn't.\nBad gameplay. Impossible to matchmake with anyone", u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-07-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198028726370', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 60, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'LusoPortugues', u'text': u'LOL not even for 1$ humble bundle it worth, dead game and no controll options', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-07-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197996454494', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 33, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'keviL`', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 285, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-07-18', u'text': u'The only good thing about this game is the graphics. Thats about it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Mr. Cabbage', u'text': u'\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665of the year.', u'hours': 3.6, u'date': u'2016-12-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 115, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'maciek3138', u'text': u"Great game! Simple yet enjoable, perfect for when you have some little free time and you're bored. POLAND CAN INTO SPACE!!!!!!!", u'hours': 5.0, u'date': u'2016-12-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198039838261', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 35, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Djoff', u'text': u'DIZ GAEM IZ STRONK XDDD', u'hours': 4.4, u'date': u'2016-12-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198040933080', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 480, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'RomeO Must DiE `', u'text': u'I died x1000 times LOL', u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2015-12-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198088465932', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 52, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'Oculus Grey', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 396, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2015-12-24', u'text': u"A classic that has aged, if not well, at least gracefully. Definitely worth picking up if you feel the nostalgia, or if you're curious about what you missed. But get it on sale.\nI heartily recommend playing this as it was intended, no walkthrough, no youtube videos, no instructions. That will stretch a 30-40 minute game into at least two hours of hair pulling and rage quitting.\nIf I rate this by the modern standards it doesn't hold up, even with the spruced up look, but as a blast from the past I appreciated it.\n8/10 for the nostalgia", u'early_access': False, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'Xird', u'hours': 3.8, u'products': 989, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2015-12-23', u'text': u'I loved this game growing up (it was called "Out of this World" then). This is pretty much exactly the same game, with a slightly updated graphical style (which can be toggled back to the original).\nIt is a solid platformer that has a very cinematic feel to it, and it effectively communicates its story without any dialogue.  It was technically impressive for its time. It is not particularly long, though, and not much for replayability.\nI highly recommend it, but it will probably appeal most to those who grew up playing the original.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'CuvisTheConqueror', u'hours': 20.6, u'products': 373, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2014-11-05', u'text': u'A worthy successor to the original.  Combat is vastly improved over the first game;  the Creepy Treat cards give you more options than "fight to build up your super meter" and "use your super move", and the costume affinities introduce more strategy into how you select your targets in battle.  As well, there is more variety in enemies. Different types of enemies use different spells and tactics, and feel much less like simple reskins.  Outside of battle, the graphics and the writing have all the charm of the original game.  The only thing that feels lacking is character customization; hopefully, if there\'s a Costume Quest 3, both the first game\'s battle stamps and the second game\'s Creepy Treat cards will be on the menu.  If you loved the first game, you\'ll love this one too.  If you haven\'t played the first... well you should, but give this a try anyway.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'DemonMonkeyXIII', u'hours': 9.7, u'products': 1311, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2014-11-04', u'text': u'The only reason you\'d want to play this is if you\'ve beat the first game. Worth playing? Yes. But compared to the first game, this game definitely made some bad decisions. I can see why critics gave this game such low reviews. They oversimplified the battle system, requiring only one button and the same "time your attack" mechanic. The dumb aspect is that they mapped each character to a different button, which is completely pointless. A lot of the new costumes are cool, but they share a lot of the same abilities from the first game. I didn\'t preorder so I didn\'t get the DLC bonus costumes, but no worry. They\'re ones you already played in the first game and you\'ll probably prefer the new ones anyways. I liked how the 3rd child in your party was changing throughout the game. I like the ability to upgrade your costumes, but I disliked the new card system.  Instead of equipping stamps for different effects, you can only choose 3 cards to bring into battle. Once used, they need a cooldown of X battles to use again. The only reason I used all of them was to complete an Achievement. Overall I had fun playing the game, but just like eating candy after brushing your teeth, it\'ll definitely leave a weird taste in your mouth...', u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'TairyGreene', u'text': u"Great Sequel. Must buy if you enjoyed the first one. Story is very creative with enough humor to keep you smiling the whole time. Took me about eight hours to run through but I was pretty strategic about dodging unnecessary battles. Not sure what's up with all the no post battle health regen complaints. There are health fountains about ten seconds from any point on the map or you can just eat some candy out of your stash. Wish I known that the treat cards don't get used up they just become unusable for a few battles. Great Buy.", u'hours': 8.4, u'date': u'2014-11-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198078887840', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 10, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'\u272a axioM [LFT]', u'text': u'I finally found who my daddy is. I love this game. all memes included. just needs dlcs for this and it can easily turn into battle bots 4.0', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2017-12-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 60, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'ben', u'text': u'wast of money', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-12-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198277254397', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 3, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Hey KIll Me', u'text': u'Best Baby Killing simulator\n10/10 Would die again', u'hours': 2.6, u'date': u'2017-12-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198271990544', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 21, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'PanzernKern', u'hours': 4.2, u'products': 664, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-07-11', u'text': u"Final Fantasy XIII-2 was a good game in 2012 and it's, still, a cool JRPG to play on the PC. Even if the port to computers is not perfect, it's still a nice option to introduce yourself into the Lightning trilogy and enjoy the funniest and smart entry of the trilogy.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'scoota33', u'hours': 81.2, u'products': 2585, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-07-09', u'text': u"if you like playing a game repetitive games then this is definitely the game for you .. its not that the game itself is repetitive its just that it crashes randomly and especially when you go to save forcing you to replay did in the hopes that it wont crash the next time you do it. i've just completed the prologue and the first chapter and overall had 9 crashes. hopefully there is an achievement for 100 crashes or something similar, because otherwise this game is completely pointless to try and play", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'DaKxter', u'hours': 57.5, u'products': 157, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-07-08', u'text': u'Most underrated Final fantasy games out there. If you have a good computer its a must buy.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'HikiNEETo', u'text': u"H-hello ... ?\nThis game was absolutely terrific during beta (besides some balancing stuff) but the concept and gameplay itself were really fun and excitingly different. Then I played it some after the release and it still was great. Returning to this game after not playing for a month I pretty much never get into a game anymore. I spend upwards of 15-20mins in queue and oftentimes just quit matchmaking because I get frustrated and decide to go play something else. Some people complain about the devs having removed some stuff but I can't comment on it because I didn't get to play it since they made the changes.\nI'm a bit worried about this games future to say the least. Let's hope it can rebound but as it stands right now I can't recommend. Will update once the matchmaking is optimized.", u'hours': 16.0, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198217373016', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 35, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'Dr. Nguyen Van Phuoc', u'text': u'Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!', u'hours': 3.9, u'date': u'2015-07-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 173, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'StatutoryApe', u'text': u'This game is not easy at all and thats the beauty of have a page full of potions at all times. Old gritty rpg where you may or may not burn people at the stake. 10/10 would burn people again.', u'hours': 34.8, u'date': u'2015-07-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198057336321', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 255, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Penitenziagite', u'text': u'Recommend? Hmmm...\nIf you get it on sale you may like this for the interesting plot (i.e. you don\'t really know initially who the heretics are, and how to get the proof against them). Overall, it feels like a badly implemented cross between Icewind Dale and Diablo 1, with less side quests than IWD but more plot depth than D-1. Also, character advancement is pretty rapid, you can easily get over Level 20 or so in ACT 1.\nBut:\n- Graphics are VERY outdated for a 2012 game, looks like a much older game that hasn\'t aged well\n- UI is pretty clunky (no sort in inventory, etc.)\n- Limited types of weapons, armor, etc.\n- Balancing seems off: melee/ranged combat can be far to easy, but as soon as you meet multiple shamans/mages, it can get surprisingly dificult, with your main character becoming confused within the 1st second of combat. Poison works for an ungodly length of time with few counters, etc.\n- Few "side" quests\n- Income is very limited compared to cost of consumables\n- Many game design decisions are... well... let\'s call them old-school (no Town Portal spells or similyr)\nMay still be considered OK for a low budget production. Without the storyline it would not be recommended at all.', u'hours': 53.5, u'date': u'2015-07-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198047384882', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 2436, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Hugo Iramos', u'text': u'Extremly Engaging A+', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2014-07-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198040840287', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 117, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Franky', u'text': u'It is one of the best broadgames that I have played!!!!!  The only issue I have is that not all of the Achievements on my Day of Wonder account show up as Steam achievements, and DoW does not provide a way to "sync up" on the Steam side :(', u'hours': 136.3, u'date': u'2014-06-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198017603700', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 51, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Princemousey', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 2029, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2014-05-30', u'text': u"Can't earn any achievements when playing solo.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'BaxxTos', u'text': u'Pretty fun.\nBe wary of motion sickness though.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-06-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198067898399', u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 196, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Drountian', u'text': u'First, this game is fun, if you enjoy super hexagon and reflex games you might like this game. But there is a major problem with it: the course curves randomly.\n"Why is that a problem?" You ask.\nThe reason is it\'s unfair, at times you don\'t have the ability to see what\'s coming fast enough to react. The obstacles can be hidden behind the course, or other obstacles, until you are right on top of them.\nNow I\'m not the best when it comes to reflexes (I have yet to beat Hexagonest in Super Hexagon) but I am aware that despite my disabilities in the area, Super Hexagon is fair, you can ALWAYS see what\'s coming in time to avoid it. This game is not fair, since it advertises itself as fair, I cannot give it a positive review.', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2016-05-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198023279737', u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 309, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Chugger', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 241, u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-05-02', u'text': u"Upossible is a First-Person, racing, fast paced indie game that is about as good as it is difficult. So very fun! But, also, very difficult!\nIn Unpossible, you bassically try to get at least a score of 60 seconds, to go on to the other levels. The levels get more difficult as you progress. There isn't a story in the game, since it's just a game where you beat your high score on each level. For example, the easiest level, (Daily Simplicity), is easy to get a high score. But, in higher and more advanced levels, such as Futile, its's more challenging, and requires you to think fast and on the spot about where you need to go, making getting a high score moe difficult as you progress. The only controls are A and D, so there isn't much complexity there, either.\nOverall, this game is really fun. I recommend it to everyone. Plus, it is a very cheap game, so, it's not hard to aquire a copy.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'\u300cDylan\u300d', u'text': u'I left this game on by accident', u'hours': 4.7, u'date': u'2017-08-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 20, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 61, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'=WL= Gremlin', u'text': u'This game is a load of crap everytime i load it the game crashs', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-08-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198141146609', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 42, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'sky406', u'text': u"*insert reason I don't like it here*", u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2017-08-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 15, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'bookworm2156', u'text': u'Full Disclosure: TBG Discord Moderator and Alpha Tester here; been playing for the past 6 months.\nI can highly recommend this game for fans of endless sky, star nomad 2 and other space trading games.\nOver the many months of the alpha I have seen this game grow from "hmm I guess that\'s kind of neat" to "I need to find more time to play this game".\nI have found the freedom and challenge of ST:F keeping me engaged over long periods of time, with a very strong feeling of "just one more mission/spying run/trade route etc" allowing it to soak up most of my gaming time over the past few months, especially with the addition of the first story arcs into the game.\nHowever, it is an early access game and as such some of the UI is in need of a polishing pass, and some bugs and typos remain.\nThat being said, the developers have always done right by their games and gamers, with a strong history of responsiveness and extensive updating.\nWith all of this in mind, I have no hesitation in recommending Star Traders Frontiers to gamers looking for a way to lose themselves among the stars.', u'hours': 21.5, u'date': u'2017-11-14', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198255984061', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 84, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Kristoff', u'hours': 35.2, u'products': 403, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-14', u'text': u"A great sandbox, letting you become whomever you wish to be: trader, smuggler, explorer, pirate - but it also includes less obvious choices, such as spy. While some may be less impressed with graphics, for me they are better than ok and the whole game is just SO enjoyable and immersive already. Basically, a more free-form Mount&Blade in space: I couldn't be happier to finally get and play this little gem.\nIt might be a bit hard to get to (tutorial is vary barebones), if you don't have past experience with Star Traders or other top-down space games. Yet, I was mostly fine in this two hours playthrough.\nAs for the EA status, it is currently very playable as-is and I can't wait for the further development which, according to the devs, will add more content and some new features.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Pseudo', u'hours': 6.7, u'products': 964, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-14', u'text': u'This Early Access game has already lept to the top of my list of "flying around and doing space missions and space trading and space battles" games. It\'s obviously a WIP so some talents and ship components helpfully tell you they\'re not implemented yet, but even still I\'m having a blast and I\'m looking forward to its finalization.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'arclite311', u'text': u'20 years later western people can finally buy ZUN game.', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198073314967', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 39, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'y2dungur', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 104, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u"Love Touhou, although couldn't play bullet hell to save my life...\n\u2468/10 would give ZUN 1000\xa5", u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'hanniballei', u'hours': 5.0, u'products': 95, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'\u4f5c\u4e3a\u4e1c\u65b9\u4f17\u4e00\u672c\u6ee1\u8db3\uff0c\n\u4f5c\u4e3a\u4e00\u6b3e\u6838\u5fc3\u7c89\u4e1d\u5411stg\u6e38\u620f\uff0c\u80fd\u6709\u5982\u6b64\u7684\u8bc4\u8bba\u6570\u548c\u8d2d\u4e70\u91cf\u8bf4\u660e\u8f66\u4e07\u8fd8\u6ca1\u8fc7\u6c14\u3002\n\u60f3\u8981\u6c49\u5316\u8865\u4e01\u7684\u53c2\u8003\u56e7\u4ed9\u7684\u8bc4\u8bba\u3002\n\u7acb\u7ed8\u4f9d\u65e7zun\u7ed8\u753b\u98ce\uff0c\u6652\u9ed1\u7684\u2468\u840c\u70b8\u4e86\uff0c\u4e09\u9762boss\u5f88\u6709\u6c11\u65cf\u98ce\uff0c\u8fd8\u51fa\u73b0\u4e86\u6d88\u5931\u5df2\u4e45\u7684\u6587\u6587\u3002\n\u4e3a\u6570\u4e0d\u591a\u7684\u7f3a\u70b9\u662f\u80cc\u666f\u8272\u975e\u5e38\u975e\u5e38\u975e\u5e38\u6643\u773c\uff0c\u7ecf\u5e38\u770b\u4e0d\u6e05\u5f39\u5e55\u548c\u81ea\u673a\u800c\u6b7b\u5728\u9053\u4e2d\uff0c\u9664\u6b64\u4e4b\u5916\u8fd8\u6709\u6700\u540e\u4e00\u5173\u7684bug\uff08\n\uff09\n\u671f\u5f85\u660e\u5e74\u7684\u51ed\u4f9d\u534e\u548c\u66f4\u591a\u7684\u65e7\u4f5c\u767b\u5f55steam\u3002', u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'Lanxs', u'hours': 195.9, u'products': 431, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'taketwo is shtting the bed', u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'CHOPIKEBI Farmskins.com', u'text': u'This game is one of the best online game in the world. U will be happy in this game', u'hours': 22.5, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198401342061', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 10, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'SnIP3PlaysHD', u'text': u'Dank memes', u'hours': 87.5, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198265622119', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 9, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'DCxDemo', u'text': u'Another old fart wrapped in a Dosbox. And while you may justify some farts for being less smelly (classic farts), this one is unacceptable. EU, we need some laws to force old farts to abandonware.', u'hours': 2.8, u'date': u'2017-01-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 1325, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Street', u'text': u"Excellent and atmospheric. I can almost believe there's someone standing right behind me, knowing exactly what I'm going to have for dinner.\nPork Bone and Ginger Flavour Noodles, since you asked.", u'hours': 8.5, u'date': u'2017-09-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198006984549', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 103, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Ibanezboy5', u'hours': 3.1, u'products': 474, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-08-31', u'text': u'the story is gripping. lulls you in with happyness and slice o life stuff. then it stabs you.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Hentai Tsundere', u'text': u"It's aids.", u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2017-08-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 517, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'\u267f Svinhugg', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 298, u'product_id': u'522590', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-06-25', u'text': u'I was floating and teleporting in air. Unity games should be banned from Steam.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Bronut', u'text': u'Amazing. Gotta love getting a gun in a horror game with no enemies.', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-05-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'522590', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 393, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'landlock', u'text': u"This is most likely the worst thing I've played on Steam so far. I mean that seriously. :(", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-03-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198071381962', u'product_id': u'522590', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 1052, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Dungeon master CS.MONEY', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 58, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-05-20', u'text': u'Game is stupid you cant skip any of the red skulls', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Moreander', u'text': u"Just did the free weekend trial. Guess that allows me to write a review :)\nI really enjoyed my playtime though, so when I have enough money again I'll go ahead and add it to my collection.\nI would recommend to play the tutorials first, didn't really understand what I was doing until I did those and my experience after was much better.\nNot sure what any of the DLC's do, don't think they were part of the free weekend, so this review does not include any information about those.", u'hours': 4.7, u'date': u'2017-05-20', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 7, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 813, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Duderino', u'text': u'This is hands down the worst luck-driven randomized piece of dogsh** I have ever played in my life. Use up all your 1,2,3 cards to move around the board at a snails pace only to lose the card you were hoping to score at your destination tile. Avoid like the plague!', u'hours': 7.6, u'date': u'2017-05-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561197986546833', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 166, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'djpig', u'text': u'Always a nice time waster if you just have a short amount of time. I really enjoy the game mechanics and like to play it both on PC and Android.', u'hours': 37.8, u'date': u'2015-12-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197981670167', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 157, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'magic police', u'hours': 8.1, u'products': 284, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2015-12-23', u'text': u'good game.\nvery beautiful art style.\nsimple gameplay that you can learn in just a few matches.\ndifficult to master.\nloads to do.\nmultiplayer is fun, even though its not very populated anymore.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'the.escapist1991', u'text': u"It's like a mix of Heroes 5 and Puzzle Quest, which, for me personally, is the best mix ever made. To be completely honest I enjoy this game more than regular heroes, because it requires more logical thinking. It doesn't matter how much resources you've got or how big your army is. Your biggest strength is your intellect and tactical skills.\n+ beautiful anime-like graphics\n+ great soundtrack\n+ humor\n+ puzzle-battles\nNo minuses, except from the fact that it was too short :-P I mean, I could go on with this game endlessly so... xD", u'hours': 21.2, u'date': u'2015-12-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198141481858', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 87, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Arkabed', u'text': u"I realize that it is one of my favourite games on Steam. I didn't play it as much as some other games, but I think they made something timeless. I love the pace, the gameplay, the traps, the fact that every tower is randomly generated. It's the kind of game you could play anytime when you got no idea what to play else. It is very enjoyable to any kind of player I think, as there are 4 difficulty modes (easy is a strall if you just want to play it cool, normal gives you a fluid pace yet asks the player to stay alert, hard adds tension and adrenaline, and nightmare is for masochistics but stays fun despite being unfair sometimes, thanks to the checkpoints). I think what I like the most is that the gameplay is very simple (move, jump, push, use), but as the blocs of the tower are always moving and changing, the playground is modified every couple of seconds and it forces the player to be watchful. This transforms the game into something that is not only a puzzle game, but also an action/platformer game, and if everything is ruled by simple mechanics, all things piled together makes for something complex and satisfactory for the player.", u'hours': 12.3, u'date': u'2016-08-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198040056045', u'product_id': u'70500', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 1080, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'jac1002', u'hours': 5.4, u'products': 944, u'product_id': u'70500', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2015-11-24', u'text': u'Decent puzzle game nothing special. There is not enough bad with it for me to not recommend but there are better things you could spend your money on. If I could give this a neutral rating I would.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'TheGreenLing', u'text': u'I didnt really get it, Its kinda an obscure puzzle platformer.', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2015-10-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'70500', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 2402, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'videogamefanyeah', u'text': u"Why I chose to play this game? Simple: To create the process of eutrophication in a simple lake such as this one. But due to the lack of complexity of this game to change ph levels and to further change O2 levels, I can partially enhance the growth of algea in the lake to sort of begin the process of eutrophication. Overall I was unpleased, but I can't say I hate this game. It's too casual, and I should have known better. This game does have potential, just needs more added features to it. Look up eutrophication for those who didn't take an Environmental science class in high school, the process is crazy and sadly is commonly found in lakes across America. I sorta recommend this game to the casual players who love otters.\nThe otters are cute and real.\nRESPECT THE OTTERS", u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2016-04-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198137990908', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 70, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Foxy Kasai', u'text': u"It's very simplistic but beautiful all at the same time love it", u'hours': 12.0, u'date': u'2016-03-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198057778733', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 13, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'FaxHax', u'text': u"A relaxing and simple game. Wouldn't have bought it if it wasn't free though, but since it is give it a try", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2016-03-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198079284538', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 94, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Mr. Mayhem', u'text': u"Terrible game with terrible acting and the worst music I've heard in a game in a long time. The gameplay is fine and so are the graphics but everything else is just unbearable. Just do yourself a favor and buy a good game or just burn your money, it'll be better than wasting your time playing this.", u'hours': 7.9, u'date': u'2014-02-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198000722022', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 3337, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Kleinebl\xf6demiezekatze', u'text': u'10/10 short fun, muhahahah', u'hours': 7.3, u'date': u'2014-02-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197970705022', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 1770, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'failtuna', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 584, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2014-02-01', u'text': u"No. No. No. Just no. don't please no. just don't no. Not a game for anyone. No.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'ladeeda', u'text': u"Buggy.  Poor controls.  Not worth even $1. Seriously, don't play this.", u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2014-09-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198011815843', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 166, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Clown Goon', u'text': u'Frankly, I miss tycoon games. I was hoping that this would re-spark the genre, but this game shows literally what is wrong with many new tycoon games:\nHospital Tycoon:\n1. Has poor controls. A game like this needs to be playable without moving your hands off the mouse to the keyboard and back again every few seconds. I rarely say this, but this game has an absolutely atrocious control setup. You will be confused before even learning how to play.\n2. You don\'t do much in this game. Now I really love games that engage the player. As a simulation game, the player should be busy and not just sit around waiting for people to die of cancer. After I had build every facility I could, I thought I would get somewhere, but the game just has you watch people walk around. While the game has many management features, it does not force the player to really use them.\n3. Has annoying "Sims"-esque voices. The game really tried to be the sims and ended up falling WAY short.\n4. On that "Sims" note, this game isn\'t really about managing a hospital. Instead, it is about sexist relationships between the nurses and doctors presented in a way like "The Sims", but is really just as bad as any soap opera like "Grey\'s Anatomy".', u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2014-09-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198124418920', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 57, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'AnOtterFailure', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 350, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2014-09-04', u'text': u'Vibrating patient thrusting her way across the floor. A crash within the first 4 minutes of playing the game. A voice distortion that sounded like demons were coming to take the chairs from my lobby. The inability to zoom out. Iffy controls. Tool tips were non-existent. My regret is real.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Trill Murray', u'text': u'>Click\n>Upgrade\n>Sleep\nEasy game easy life', u'hours': 103.2, u'date': u'2017-12-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 60, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'cbockstadter', u'text': u'Fun game, although gets repetitive fast.', u'hours': 19.4, u'date': u'2017-12-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198175967894', u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 35, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Kaspido', u'text': u"Well I've Proberly Seen Better But I dont Have Arms. I'm A God", u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2017-12-08', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 36, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'DeepPateu', u'hours': 62.9, u'products': 91, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'I invited some friends to play this game with me. One of them played this game before.\nI beat their\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665so badly they rage quited.\n10/10 Would make them rage quit again.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'\u0183u\u1d09\u0287ou s\u1d09 \u028e\u028c\u0250\u01ddH q\u0279\u1d09', u'text': u"11/10 Can't figure out how to move limbs.", u'hours': 16.3, u'date': u'2017-11-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 54, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'TheDrunkenPyro', u'hours': 6.7, u'products': 75, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-18', u'text': u"It's good when you know what you're doing and it needs to be out of the beta.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'Vellix', u'text': u'Guys SFM is The Best App Ever i use it to Animate on sfm to upload the animation on Youtube', u'hours': 584.3, u'date': u'2017-11-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198207104419', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 3, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'Sandwich', u'text': u"Wonderful little puzzle game that's worth your time if you like a bit of challange in later levels. There are only 2 chapters the first of which only allows you to understand several small concepts about the puzzles themselves and how complex they get, whereas chapter 2 is more challanging and requires the ablity to think outside of the ideas given to you in the first chapter. The game isn't very long though. Maybe about an hour's worth of time on your first go round, Soundwise the game only has one track that plays throughout but it doesn't seem to get on your nerves as one would expect. 7.5/10 game it's worth the time for what it is.", u'hours': 3.3, u'date': u'2016-12-18', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 6, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 9, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'Heiach', u'text': u"Mesmerising, confusing, thought-provoking - exactly what I'd expect from a challenging puzzle game with an incredible art-style! I love the Dali and Escher inspiration this game boasts! I got Back To Bed as part of the Yogscast Humble Bundle deal\n.\nAlso here's a video of my exploring this strange, dream-like world:", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2016-12-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198067444037', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 507, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'|FEVER| WetElectronics', u'hours': 2.1, u'products': 318, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-12-16', u'text': u"Yes yes yes. Get this. It's done really well.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'Rick_Battosai', u'text': u'One of the best batman games I have ever played. Highly recomended for batman fans. This started the arkham batman series of games, which are the best batman games out there. This is arguably the best one.', u'hours': 12.9, u'date': u'2017-11-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197985225716', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 159, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'DeadWaffles', u'hours': 7.1, u'products': 1, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-11', u'text': u'Great gameplay, graphics and story line. I would gladly recommend', u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'Egg', u'text': u'This game is good. Check it out xD', u'hours': 15.6, u'date': u'2017-11-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198103242503', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 48, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'Optimus_Mega', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 417, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-05-21', u'text': u'I don\'t really hate this game; but there isn\'t much to like either. This game is very middle of the road, so much so that it\'s not really something I\'m going to come back to. After entangling with enemies until they could stand no more, or I died due to some strong enemy interupting, it just felt like the game was melting into the background as I played it. The penalty for death is negligible, as enemies are neither refreshed of health, or even replenished as a mob. It\'s more like a game of "How much you can stand, before you get bored."It probably wouldn\'t take much to finish this game; but I don\'t really feel like playing such a boring RPG. This game is far more simplistic than stuff I\'d find on the NES, without much of a challenge to it either. Definitely not worth purchasing... If you really need something like this, I would suggest something at least challenging like Ys.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Lee', u'text': u'just card ^^', u'hours': 4.8, u'date': u'2016-05-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198176114111', u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 50, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Fran Chan', u'text': u"This game is unbelievably bad.\nIt's what a silly fun Diablo could have been, but failed miserably in the process.", u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2016-05-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198094023472', u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 77, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'bzk', u'text': u'A lot of focus on art and visuals but not much on gameplay mechanics and balance.\nIt\'s fun on a casual, non-competitive level. And I don\'t mean competitive as in EVO or tryhards, I mean competitive as in "I want to fight my opponent on fair ground in a well balanced arena and win by my own merits and skill."\nIt\'s not even a case of character tiers or any particular character just outclassing the others, it\'s the fact that the universal systems are pretty weak. Things that you expect from other fighting games just aren\'t here.\nThe good news is that the skill floor is very low -- you can get by pretty well just mashing buttons, and inputs for specials/supers are absolutely no more difficult than a modern street fighter game.\nThe bad news is that the skill ceiling isn\'t particularly high, either.\nBefore buying this, consider what kind of fighting game fan you are. If you want to train, get better, and feel like you\'ve really accomplished something by doing so... you might not want to get it.\nDo I recommend this game to others? Not personally, no. But that doesn\'t necessarily a bad game.', u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2016-05-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 7, u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 228, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'KzD3ath', u'text': u'Boob Simulator 2016 10/10', u'hours': 6.1, u'date': u'2016-05-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 45, u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 580, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'furo', u'text': u'I played this game on the PS3 a few months ago and just checked the overall PC performance.\nIt`s as good as the PS3/PS4 version (no framerate drops, bugs etc.) and if you like anime waifu fighting games this is definitely a pick up.\nHere is some gameplay of the PC version (story mode):', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2016-05-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 8, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 425, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Nulushio', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 759, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-07-18', u'text': u'this game is very bad. I got it for 1$ and it was very bad. Everything just is terribly done. Its like if a dev team did it while having a hang over after 3 days of straight drinking. how the \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 does this even get released capcom. What is wrong with you? dont get this. Just dont. There is a reason it was the worst game of its year', u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Harbinger', u'text': u'Ah Umbrella Corps. Not only the best game in the Resident Evil series, but also the best game of the year 2016.\nI could talk about how amazing this game\'s story mode is for hours, but instead toned it down to a top 5 list.\nSo without futher ado, here is the top 5 best things about this game\'s story mode.\n1. The story missions\' map is always the same\n2. The story missions\' objective is always the same\n3. Not only is the objective always the same but the amount of samples you have to collect in each objective is always 20\n4. The amazingly thrilling and deep story mode keeps crashing\n5. Sample obtained\nAs for the multiplayer. You can customize your generic corps guy with decals and patches. For an example, mine has a patch that says "ONE HUNDRED SHOT, ONE KILL!" to show others just how big of a badass he is. Maybe he wil get hired by the Galactic Empire as a member of their fearsome stormtroopers.\nThe ranked multiplayer modes are dead as f*&k and I couldn\'t find a single person there. The public ones however had like six different people I ran in to there and when I tried to play with my friend PhaPi, we always got thrown in to the same empty lobby.\nAll in all this game is one for the history books.\n10/10\nedit: in shocking news, there actually is more objectives and the number of samples you have to collect increase. If this game isn\'t a GOAT, then what is?', u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2017-07-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 7, u'user_id': u'76561198095169008', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 124, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Si', u'text': u"TLDR: Do not buy this\nBought as part of the Capcom humble bundle, this was given away for anyone paying a dollar or more. It's not worth even that.\nPlagued by slow loading times and clunky controls, and not in the affectionate way we love from all the other RE games.\nOnline is filled with no brain allies and teams of individuals who clearly throw their entire life into spawn camping new players. Sooner they turn off the servers and remove this from Steam, the better.\nPoor show Capcom.", u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2017-07-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198001504479', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 214, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'mattb1212000', u'text': u'Good game and worth the 2.99 i paid for it. nice upgrades keep every luanch interesting would recomend to anone looking for time to kill', u'hours': 6.7, u'date': u'2016-12-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198167002201', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 108, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Sparky', u'text': u"Really fun game, challenging at the same time. It's a very well made game by an indie developer, with a lot of inspiration from the memes on 9Gag. In the future maybe they will add more planets.", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-12-10', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198028130769', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 132, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Dagvi', u'hours': 5.4, u'products': 55, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-11-29', u'text': u'Yes you can into space', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u':(', u'hours': 4.1, u'products': 214, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-12-18', u'text': u'To me, this is more of an art piece than a video game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'costanush', u'text': u'Awesome game!', u'hours': 6.6, u'date': u'2015-12-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198006040131', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 116, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'hendricha', u'hours': 7.4, u'products': 75, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2014-11-04', u'text': u'Not a bad game all-in-all, but the new battle system while not complicated, is a bit annoying. The previous one was definitely better even with monotone quick-time-event stuff.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Braxton Wise', u'hours': 17.8, u'products': 461, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2014-11-04', u'text': u"This second version is just as cute, charming, and funny as the first one. The battle mechanics are different this time, but I think it adds an extra level to the fights. No, this isn't a difficult game. The charm is in the art style and atmosphere.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'harku1446', u'text': u"This was a really fun game over all.\nIt had it's problems as the new combat system was a lot harder for me to pull off at first (It took forever to master the first combo) but over all I really liked it.\nI definitely recommend it if you are a fan of the first game, because it still has the same feel and charm, along with a really engaging story.\nWhile I'm sad there were only two main areas instead of the first games three I really love all the design that was put into these areas.\nNow I wasn't sure about the changes at first but I did like a lot of them in the end\nAttacks and blocking was a LOT easier to pull off once I got used to them and it was a lot better to pull off then in the first game where the buttons would be unreadable sometimes.\nI'm also kind of sad that they got rid of battle stamps but the creepy treat cards were a nice replacement as they were really useful and fun (Morons is seriously the best card for boss battles)\nI had some issues with the game, but in the end I don't care because I really enjoyed this game.\nI even put in the effort to get all of the achievements except for the candy corn one which... I'll probably attempt some other time when I feel more comfortable with the idea >>\nAnyways check out this game if you are a fan of the first one, but keep in mind that there are some changes.", u'hours': 14.9, u'date': u'2014-11-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198054041782', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 49, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Tanman', u'text': u'This game is disidsidsisisidsidisisd sdsf soo get it!!!!!!!', u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2017-12-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198280583801', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 15, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'SnikersLV', u'text': u'Its so funny but its crashing on mac only is stupid my pc is crashing', u'hours': 2.8, u'date': u'2017-12-04', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 7, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 5, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'isp0001', u'text': u'it is awsome people have to buy it this game is deffinetly great', u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2017-12-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198406461226', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 8, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Tiller', u'text': u"The optimization of this game is god awful. The game itself is decent but it's almost impossible to care when you crash during saving or the game can't clock proper framerates. If you're trying to get into FF XIII go buy 1 and 3 but skip this one and read a summary or something. There are some ways to stablize this but nothing official to fully restore the game to what it is supposed to be. Might as well buy it on console instead.", u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-07-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198038704931', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 77, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'SyrFlova', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 53, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-07-08', u'text': u"Amazing game\nDecent soundtrack\nGreat Trilogy Story\nbut....\n\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 port\nHow the hell steam approve this garbage port...\nThis simply a garbage, a game which not (maybe never) work properly\nTo those reading this, trust me... even the GOD couldn't do anything about this garbage port.... don't even think trying to buy this garbage.... just go buy and play this on PS 3...", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Ririenne', u'text': u'Just about to complete my last achievement and I can say this is a game I will always come back to. In my opinion XIII has been one of the best of the series. I love the paradigm system and the chocobo racing will always be a fav.', u'hours': 83.5, u'date': u'2017-07-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198037590282', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 90, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'mr.black', u'text': u'I got\nfor reading through bunch of text! 10/10, Instant classic!\nNow the snark is out the way, I\'d argue that playing Inquisitor in the year of our Lord 2015 really\na surprisingly  enjoyfull experience and I\'m immersed entirely in the atmosphere and the world.\nYeah, it\'s... curious to play such a game precisely now. We\'ve got Pillars of Eternity, Divinity - OS and Wasteland 2 that are true heralds of the modern renaissance of the classical text-rich, immersive isometric(-ish) WRPG and still more beautiful games like Tides of Numenara to come, and playing Inquisitor feels extremely similar and evokes the same good pleasure responses like playing any of those games, or reading a great rich fantasy novel.\nSure, graphics show it\'s age and are nothing to celebrate, but the updated UI and modern resolution support make playing it an enjoyfull enough experience and deep world-building and atmosphere are (so far) top notch and I don\'t see any truly meaningful differences in playing Inquisitor from reading Wasteland\'s descriptions, enjoying PoE\'s diverse dialogue trees, or being delighted by unexpected char perk from making some decision in Divinity.\nYes, I recommend it.\nCause it made me exclaim in tiny sweet delight for obtaining those before mentioned boots and for hearing an interesting story.. erm.. to boot. Cause I leveled up by two levels solely by killing bats around the first hub area. Cause I was then experiencing sweet "agony" of choice - where should I spend the points - in stealth, or in thieving. Cause I got to be the medieval detective and because of it I got to hear at least 10 different ways of different people saying somebody had his\nstuck in his throat. Cause playing it I get the same feeling I get from (subjectively) the best game I\'ve ever played - Fallout 2.', u'hours': 10.6, u'date': u'2015-07-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198063013389', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 657, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Cube of Bees', u'text': u"<<<WARNING>>>  THIS GAME IS TEXT HEAVY!   <<<WARNING>>>\nHoly\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 This game is like a small novel. If you haven't read in awhile you'll feel exhausted starting the game. You'll be reading for 4 hours at the start of this game. Don't worry though, if you can get through that... you'll be reading for many more hours. Im not against reading but damn it may be too long and boring for most\nlayers. Later on you'll learn that reading in this game has it's benefit. The reading in this game allows it to add graphic detail that would normally raise it's mature rating if done playing things out with art and animation. In the game you'll have references to everything that would be in an older time period and more in a world thrust into chaos with demons and satanic rituals going on. There will be description on murder, blood orgies, bestiality, canabalism, necrophilia and something I never thought I'd see in a game. ***SPOILER*** Later in the game you actually come accross a ritual site where 13 dead babies were layed in a circle, cut open, and had their inards shoved into the belly of a black goat that lays in the c\nnter of a bloody pentagram. That's the kinda stuff you'll be reading about, and you know what? It's AWESOMEE11!!!!!!!!\nAlthought the graphics are like diablo 2's the controls and hub for the game are far worse in comparison. That dones't mean it's bad, it mostly means it's difficult. The only other problems i had were constantly getting poisoned over and over again and the random loot i\nshops. You'll spend almost as much time reading in this game as you will checking and rechecking shops for randomlly generated loot that give you stat bounses. So if you want to resist all that poison damage you will take, you'll need to know that you'll be looking through shops for hours, closing and opening them again. All that shop manipulation gets really boring.\nIn a final note, remember to make multiple save files. I lost 80 hours due to a bug that wasn't fixed, some kind of memory leak error, that prevented me from loading some of my save files. If you start to see the graphics gl\ntch in the game, it's best to close the game fully and reload the game from your last save spot because if you do save from that point those files will not load.\nAnyway, this game is totally worth having to put up with the difficulties it gives you. If you love medieval murder mystery games, with beautiful sprite graphic\nand all the crap I mentioned before, then you'll love this! Dun dun duuuun~! (Reading rainnnnbooowwww~~!!!)", u'hours': 98.9, u'date': u'2015-06-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198059927642', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 72, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Toxicwire', u'hours': 16.6, u'products': 1067, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-06-24', u'text': u'Made a Priest; his name was Tom\xe1s de Torquemada.\nWould relive history again as Tom\xe1s de Torquemada and brutally kill innocents for no reason. <3', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Noob Noob', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 46, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2014-05-08', u'text': u'Sounds good but you lost intrest after first hour of gameplay.\nvery repitive.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'mattdageekfreek', u'hours': 2.6, u'products': 165, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2014-05-04', u'text': u"this game would be good if the dice didn't favor the AI.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'musingsofapathy', u'text': u"This is a Pay-4-Play game with 50 free tokens, which amounts to a demo period.  After the free tokens are gone, you are paying them or you are done.  Oh, and if they say you lose connection before you even make your first move, those tokens you spent to play that map are gone.  There is no such thing as owning this game.  This is an arcade game where you need to keep pumping in the quarters to pay from now to eternity.  At least Candy Crush lets you come back after a cooloff period if you don't want to pay for immediate continue.\nSo... play this decent game for 50 tokens.  If you get addicted, start looking for the quarter slot on your computer.  Or if you love it, go buy the board game and get reaquainted with your IRL friends.  It'll be cheaper in the long run than entering your credit card number.\nWould I play again?  If I had been able to buy the game instead of rent it, sure I probably would.  Would I pay from now to eternity to rent time on the game?  Not on your life.  Would I buy the table-top game IRL?  Not after the sour taste in my mouth from losing my last 3 tokens trying to Storm Paris and having it say I disconnected.", u'hours': 27.2, u'date': u'2014-03-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198051441576', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 143, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Charcoal{male}', u'text': u'IM SOOO ANGRY THIS GAME MAKES ME WANT 2 SMASH MY PC!!!!!!!!!!! but yes i recomend it :P', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2016-04-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 28, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'codetera', u'text': u"Unpossiable is one of the best games that Ive played in a long time. It runs smoothly and it provides a decent challege to who ever plays it. It's a lot of fun.", u'hours': 8.8, u'date': u'2016-04-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198155422508', u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 69, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'RenegadeWarden', u'hours': 5.0, u'products': 394, u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-04-15', u'text': u'Fun and fast paced, very easy to loose your self trying to get a higher score. Challenging with out being frustrating, I have never once felt the need to rage quite.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Roy555', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 9, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-08-19', u'text': u'its nice and calm but very dull', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'jeffer fan', u'text': u"Imagine you having to guess the timeline of an old geezer, who cant even remember his own name and after mixing up trivial events that are not clearly defined to be before or after, you get rewarded with having to replay the level and guess again.\nImagine walking with the speed of a snail for 10 minutes, when at last you are about to finish the stage. But then you get stuck on a 1 inch ledge and you die. I don't even want to know what comes after this point.\nThe visuals were alright i guess, but the gameplay and the unneccesary punishment made me abandon this game.\nAlso the writing was on the level of a vampire romance fanfic.", u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-08-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 6, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 171, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'dedly', u'text': u'ima simple man,i see granny tiddies,i clicc', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-08-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 41, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 79, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'[LINUX] facePlanted', u'text': u"Very solid start, the Devs are dedicated and know what they are doing.\nThis is a game where you have to read and understand what you are reading, choices will affect the storyline and reputation(s).\nIt reminds me of Dune: there are factions with intricate connections, infighting, conspiracy, power struggle and war.\nI smell a masterpiece and a dangerous time sucker.\nThe engine is stable, runs on a potato, the GUI is intuitive, the artwork is inspiring and the music is great.\nI'm happy about funding the project and look forward to the completion to play it in all its glory.\nAnd also .. it runs on Linux, thank you Devs very much !", u'hours': 4.4, u'date': u'2017-11-14', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 583, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'jskyn', u'hours': 2.5, u'products': 276, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-14', u'text': u"I would like to see more tool tips and a bit more tutorial on the UI and different systems. Those are my only suggestions at the moment. Game plays great, I didn't notice any bugs or weird things in my time spent with it. Ship combat and ground combat is fun. Managing the entire crew of your ship is pretty cool. Maybe some sort of relationship dynamic between different crew members would be cool. I could see that if mod support is added in the future some really cool stuff could be added. Overall I enjoy the game quite a bit and look forward to playing more.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Cybermancer', u'text': u'Ive been a huge fan of the Treses Brothers for a few years now, owning all their games on Android, and a few on Steam as well. Over the years i have seen their talents grow, from the art style to game mechanics, and it feels like it has all built up to this game.\nWhile Templar Battleforce is one of my favourite games of all time (I mainly play it on Android, but bought it on Steam as well), this game has blown me away.\nThe art is fantastic, and the gameplay phenomenal. Its kind of hard to describe what it is really. Its like a weird cross between Sid Meiers Pirates, Mount & Blade and a turn based RPG. But that still doesnt do it justice.\nThe sandbox is amazing, and is what im currently loving. You can do what ever you want. Mine planets, be a pirate, buy and sell goods for a prophet, hunt bounties, sway intergalactic politics, and theres even a main story line if you want to follow that.\nMy only gripe currently is that at first the UI isnt too intuitive (Took me a solid 5 minutes to work out how to accept a mission. EDIT: Less than 24 hours later, and this is fixed) but after a while it becomes second nature.\nThis will be a game i will play for a long, long time, and at its price, it is so worth it, i would happily pay double for it.', u'hours': 9.9, u'date': u'2017-11-14', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 1428, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'\u9b41\u306e\u5149', u'hours': 2.0, u'products': 114, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'Best game ever for sure. I own ZUN more than this, thank you ZUN, u saved my life', u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'Gen. Delphox//\u30de\u30d5\u30a9\u30af\u30b7\u30fc', u'text': u"What you get in this game:\n1. Gorgeous looking Boolets\n2. Music that will get stuck in your head\n3. Reimu's armpits\n4. by 3 resolution\n5. Easy mode so that even normies can play this game\n6. Lunatic mode so this game can be compared to Derp Souls and Chadhead\n7. Crappy looking art\n8. Extra Stage for those who are skilled enough to 1CC easy modo\n\u2468. An Idiot", u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 35, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 75, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'Squid Girl', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 458, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u"Even as someone who already owns the physical disc version of this game, I will still buy it as many times as I need to, just to show ZUN just how much we love his games. Here's hoping he ports the rest to Steam at some point. Also this game (among pretty much all Touhou games) is amazing. Do yourself a favor and buy this.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'Ultimate Powa', u'text': u'Online play is the only really selling point to this game, and it\'s brutally not fun.\nWhen I played GTA 5 on the PS3 when it first came out before SharkCards, the game was far more fun.\nPeople spoke the same language, completed missions, and items were within reach of purchase through gameplay.\nMy brother purchased this for me, for $20 somethin\' dollars, and I still feel that was a ripoff.\nHaving played GTA since their very first release, this game is a huge letdown when it comes to the online play.\nThis game in it\'s current state isn\'t even worth $5.\nHeists are impossible to complete even when the reward is only $10000.\nThey constantly group you with Russians, Asians, Spanish, you name it, you\'ll be playing with them.\nSure this is "diverse", issue here is the inability to communicate with your team, which means, you\'ll be repeating missions 10+ time before completing them, and never completing heists.\nSecond, the controlls are horrible.\nThere is a keybind page, though that\'s a lie.\nThe keys that\'ll you want to rebind, can\'t be rebound. The keys that are just fine, you can rebind of course.\nThird, the load screens.\nEven with the fastest hardrives on the market this game takes forever too load.\nSure, the map is huge and will require a load screen, but why do I have to reload EVERY DAMN MISSION?!?!?!?!?\nThis is beyond frustrating, as well as just poor design choice.\nI\'ve already loaded the world, don\'t make me reload it a thousand times, because my team keeps dying then ragequiting,\nLast and not least, only way to earn money, is to buy SharkCards.\nThis game is pointless unless you have hundreds of dollars to spend.\nDO NOT BUY as long as they have SharkCards in their current format, as well as matchmaking.\nThe matchmaking is horrible and a sad excuse for an AAA game.\nI have no problem with purchasable ingame currency, my problem is making SharkCards the only real way to gain ingame currency.\nThank you for letting me know not to spend money on Rockstar games in the future.\nYou\'ve lost a 20 year long fan.\nStill, I give this game; 3 out of 5 stars, because it is still a half decent game.', u'hours': 45.7, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198022351893', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 10, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'DEOZES', u'text': u'ver niss but grind hella mush for tze money', u'hours': 415.0, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198153142338', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 30, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u"god's not dead 2: wrong number", u'hours': 36.7, u'products': 129, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u"the singleplayer is amazing and i recommend this for that.  i've barely played multiplayer (maybe 2-3 hours so far), but definitely buy this with the story mode in mind", u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'lindley.waltersmith', u'text': u"Starts slow and silly and slice and life, and then... oh, you will be addicted before you know it.\nI think about this series of visual novels so often it's ridiculous. I'm constantly puzzling and marvelling over it.\nFor all it is so very Japanese and teenage, I recommend it most of all to Agatha Christie lovers, especially those drawn to the more surreal stories like Hallowe'en Party and The Pale Horse... or her horror stories. The complexity of the mystery without cheating is astounding.", u'hours': 9.5, u'date': u'2017-08-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198119342164', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 717, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Plagioclase', u'hours': 8.7, u'products': 196, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-08-13', u'text': u"This series is bloody brilliant. Scares the\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665out of me, but bloody brilliant nonetheless.\nAs an aside, it's also great for those learning Japanese because of the ease of switching between Japanese and English translations.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Sakagami', u'hours': 32.4, u'products': 55, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-08-03', u'text': u'Ambient.\nP.S. To be played with PS patch.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'mrocco', u'text': u"For only $1 I liked it.  Yeah, it's short.  5 minutes.  But it's got a creepy feel to it.  They have much work left to be done.  But so far it's not bad.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-02-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197972058627', u'product_id': u'522590', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 363, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'fragkitten', u'text': u"This game was meant to be scary but instead was kinda funny.\nIt starts out with an image of a tiny(500 sq. ft.) farm house and an intro of news clippings(diary entries?). After you read them all, they start over and keep looping until you click skip.\nOnce inside, the tiny farm house has suddenly become a 5000 square ft mansion! I wish my apartment could do that, but I digress.\nThe textures are a bit mish-mashed so that you can see blue lines where they don't quite match eachother. Disappointing to say the least.\nBasically all you do is walk around and trigger events til it boots you to the menu with no way to quit aside from killing the program via ctrl+alt+del or just right-clicking the window on my taskbar and selecting close.\nIt was all over so quickly(less than 5 minutes) that I must suggest that this game should really be free.", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-11-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197997678124', u'product_id': u'522590', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 938, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'\u271e |-|3\xa3\xa3ioT [] |2.!.P. \u271e', u'text': u'Negative reviews dont lie. 0.01 hours of gameplay Insta Refund', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-10-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'522590', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 1845, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Learner', u'text': u"I tried this game for free during one of the steam weekend specials.  Although it has great potential and seems fun, I cannot recommend it.  The game connects to a central server constantly during single player - even for the tutorial - and disconnects more quickly than games can be completed.  Thnk you're crushing your opponents?  Well don't worry, a server-disconnect will fix that pretty quickly, crashing you to the desktop.", u'hours': 7.0, u'date': u'2017-05-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198009342969', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 9, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 81, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Elarith', u'hours': 6.3, u'products': 1320, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-12-09', u'text': u'I got countless hours out of this on the Xbox. A turn based puzzle game with a solid single player campaign, and fun multiplayer for up to 4 people!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'TheCyberDruid', u'hours': 6.8, u'products': 7894, u'product_id': u'70500', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2015-03-23', u'text': u"Nice little platform game. The girl's special ability is much more useful and some later level reminded me of Rick Dangerous (in the 'I have to remember all those traps' way), but overall it's very entertaining to play. The achievements range from starting the game for the first time to completing one of the harder level without dying or triggering any traps, which adds to the replay value.\nA little gem that is worth a few hours of your time.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Keron', u'hours': 22.4, u'products': 738, u'product_id': u'70500', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2015-01-01', u'text': u'Simple yet challenging little game suitable for everyone!\nThe game is quite repetitive but luckly aint too long, so finishing it wont take too much time!\nAchievements play a huge role in the game aswell as there are many tricky challenges to complete!\nThe controls are comfortable and the visuals are pretty nice for a small game like that, getting all them achievements can be hard but after the end it feels rewarding.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'[U][A]-PwnerOfTreesPeachMango', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 739, u'product_id': u'70500', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2014-10-12', u'text': u'didnt like it much', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'But_A_Sweet_Memory', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 8, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-03-21', u'text': u'wasnt bad but very basic', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Echorion', u'text': u"So this game is about as good as the moive that coined it.    0.02/10\nNow I could proceed to list some of the flaws, such as the horrible voice acting, the Sarah Palin as the President, the horrible lack of emotion and Peter Griffin level intelligence from characters is borderline comical. I won't even touch the fact your only real ship looks like a satellite collided with a giant alien anal probe, instead I would just list some better things to do with your time:\n-Go for a city walk down allyways and poke yourself with every random needle you see in the streets.\n-Clean a toilet with only your tongue\n-Kiss a poisonous Reptile\n-Stab your right leg with a rusty fork. Do not get a tetnis shot.\n-Play ET on the Atari\nThese activities may prove to be much more enjoyable, and at a lower cost.", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2014-01-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197982221433', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 358, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'SteveJK', u'text': u'Awesome game! Funny and cheap!', u'hours': 13.6, u'date': u'2014-09-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197971844280', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 165, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'YaroslavAdamov', u'text': u'Clicker is the most stupid game genre.\n3/10', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2017-12-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 79, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'LockDown', u'text': u'This is by far the best animating software out there, Everyone uses it ranging from youtube and saxxys. I have never used this before regarding the fact my instance of this app is not responding, like, ever. Still I recommend this to everyone as it makes really good animations. Thank You!', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-11-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198377695908', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 4, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'Kevin Cox', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 117, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-12-11', u'text': u'This is a puzzle game without the puzzle. The art is beautiful but that is the only thing this game has going for it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'Pixie', u'hours': 19.4, u'products': 94, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-10', u'text': u'Truly amazing. Honestly, the steam rating speaks for itself.\nThe story is good, the combat is great and the AI is brilliant.\nBut what really made this game for me were the Predator challenges. Endless replayabilty. I mean it. You hardly get those in games nowadays.\n10/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'demontrace', u'hours': 10.4, u'products': 1221, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-05-08', u'text': u'This game is trash.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'septeries', u'text': u"I was somewhat interested in this game in the past but it was only released in the japan.\nI'm glad this has finally been localized and decided to pick it up and it's been really fun so far.\nGameplay:\nHas alot to Street Fighter due to it the way it borrows some elements from it such as:\nSmall set of moves but technically doubled if count EX attacks.\nEX special moves take 1 meter to strenghten the specials.\nMaximum stock 4 meter that carry over to next round.\nCombo strings are usually not too long and the longer ones use certain counter moves to stun, bounce of ground, wall bounce or make them airborne.\nEach character can pick 1 of 2 assist partners available to them to take into battle that use up 1 meter when called to add some more depth/strategy how you go about each match.\nPros:\n+Netcode thus far after 15 or so matches online = Good.\n+60 FPS\n+Beautiful sprites\n+Good art style\n+Great Sountrack\n+Online rank match\n+Player rooms for casual match up to 6 players per room\n+Easy to map buttons - 2 options to map buttons in a config tool before launching game & also ingame settings. (easily recognized my Hori RAP4 for PS3/PS4  )\nCons:\n-could use some more additional animation sprites to make the movement look smoother.\n-no resolution option, options available are windowed or full screen only.\n-Japanese voices only\n- / +Small cast of characters but in a way its also pro as each one is unique.\nClosing thoughts: If you're a fan of anime style fighting games or a fan of the Koihime series you'll enjoy this.\nIf you're looking for a deep fighitng game like Guilty Gear, Street Fighter or Blazblue you won't find as much as deph here but it's just enough to keep the game fun.", u'hours': 11.1, u'date': u'2016-05-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 467, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Withur', u'hours': 3.4, u'products': 231, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-07-18', u'text': u"I enjoy the game but only because I bought it in a bundle. I wouldn't pay 29.99$ for it because it simply looks unfinished and sometimes it looks like it was made by an indie studio.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'~Deppy~', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 32, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-11-28', u'text': u"I'm being honest.\nThis game knows HOW TO ENTERTAIN YOU without making you feel dizzy!\nAnd it's pretty cute too!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Charasan', u'hours': 7.8, u'products': 303, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2014-11-03', u'text': u"Play the first game first. If you liked that, then give this one a try. When it's on sale.\nFeels very dumbed down from the first game. Combat and boss battles much easier than original. Feels much shorter as well. When I thought I'd hit the halfway point of the game, the game was actually over.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Maxssive', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 16, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'text': u"Horrible game, I can't believe I purchased this game. It lags alot and too low players, most of all they always pick baby, I have to be daddy to play.. What a waste of money, don't you ever buy this game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Dan Zapix', u'text': u"Final Fantasy XIII games... Proof that Final Fantasy Mystic Quest wasn't the worst FF game ever!", u'hours': 5.5, u'date': u'2017-07-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 78, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'wrhunter', u'text': u'If you can endure the terrible ui (oh my eyes),  if you can accept tons of bugs, if you can quit then enter the game again and again just becasue the memory leak, if you just want to read a detective novel, you can chooes this game.', u'hours': 5.2, u'date': u'2015-06-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198082687413', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 101, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Dedmeatzz', u'text': u'Superb version of a classic boardgame although, as usual, "free to play" means "limited demo" unless you want to pay extra. Games only take about 15 minutes, it\'s easy to learn, the manual\'s only a few pages, but gameplay\'s excellent... the sign of a great game. All you need to know about is movement, terrain restrictions and range modifiers and you\'re away. The visuals may put some people off (it\'s hexey, same as the boxed real-life version) but behind that it\'s a gem. Roll the dice, get symbols that match your target type to hit, destroy units or capture a location to get a victory point medal. Simple but effective.\nThe only trouble is the pay to play model, imo one of the nastiest money leaching and off-putting things to happen to gaming in the last 20 years. Once the 50 free gold runs out you\'re stuck with only 2 free maps. It may only work out as pennies to play a match but if  they\'d sell it as a complete game, drop the "free" tag and the extra payments, it would\'ve been great (and maybe had a larger number of long term players). It\'s happened with other boardgame conversions such as Ticket to Ride, Smallworld, Catan, Space Hulk, Talisman, so why not this too?\nUse the free bits then buy the boardgame until they come to their senses and release it as a full game where you can play to your heart\'s content without paying extra for the pleasure.', u'hours': 6.7, u'date': u'2014-03-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197970313164', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 359, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Mkipz Gaming', u'hours': 4.1, u'products': 311, u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-03-08', u'text': u'This is a simple and fun game where you try and dodge all the obstacles along your course and making quick decisions is key! Great bit of simple fun.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u"I gee'd my christmas pants", u'text': u'the controls just dont work i dont know', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-08-14', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 9, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 43, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Mazol4e', u'text': u'Hours feel like minutes when playing Star Traders!\nA must buy for every steam collection!', u'hours': 4.4, u'date': u'2017-11-14', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198139832519', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 39, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Bananacup', u'hours': 5.4, u'products': 572, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u"it's a touhou game and it is on steam\ni don't think i really need to say more than that", u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'ELECTRON', u'text': u'Very Nice\n\n- Anonymous Legend', u'hours': 993.6, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198149655395', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 3, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'C0rrupted', u'hours': 11.0, u'products': 87, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-07-31', u'text': u'Loved it!\nProbably one of the best novels I have read.\n[Probably cause I have a thing for yandere characters.... But still.]\nThe novel was enticing and made me binge through it in one single go.\n-Rena is best girl\nhands down', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Human Behaviour', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 93, u'product_id': u'522590', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-10-17', u'text': u'Here as a summary of the plot: You are some random detictive/policeman/investegator man and you are tasked with finding a deed lassies body, you start in a massive house with no front door, just staring at a random shelf. Afterwards you run around the house looking like a huge mongo and being definitely scared by some ghost lassie. Then you go into a room of which you get trapped inside and have to go through the dam near impossible task of crouching and walking through a tiny hole!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (used exlamation marks to emphasize how scary and solid it was) Then when you escape the hopeless trap you then run down a hallway while the great voice actor licks his lips and then makes some weird gurgling noise. To round off an already brilliant game you then run down the other way of the hallway and see some lassie for 0.5 seconds and then the game ends and crashes.\nStuart Auld (when describing the game) - "Juicy juice" and "Why no say I mean no?"\nFraser Yuill (when describing the game) - "This is completely pointless" and "I mean no"\nOverall score out of 5 billion...... 10 trillion\nHere is few wee easter eggs for you:\n1. If you click the middle mouse button you get some\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u26653rd person but no 3rd person camera angle that makes the game 10 times harder to play. I mean funner\n2. When you first load the game it asks you what graphics quality you would like, this is actually a huge prank by the developers as all graphics options are literally the exact same except for that if you put the graphics too the lowest quality it makes the game crash... jokes on us.\n3.The very famous mirror that is ment to reflect your darkest fears from the game is actually just a sheet of metal that reflects random bits of dirt and has nothing to do with the background. :O ...\nI mean no\n4. If you stare at the ghost lassie at one point you can see her do random squats or yoga positions... HOW MINTED IS THAT!\n5. This game is complete\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 diny buy it\n6. I mean no', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'xeoia', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 23, u'product_id': u'522590', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-10-15', u'text': u'So, I\'m currently in a HarshlyCritical stream, and he suggested someone go check out the non early access version.\nPerhaps it\'s a glitch with my computer, but with how bad this game is, I highly doubt it.\nSo, here\'s my issue so far.\nI can\'t get past the awful "Police Archives" sequence. It just keeps looping with that godawful music. It\'s like a hellish purgatory.\nI looked back at some youtube playthroughs, and there was a skip button? But none on my version.\nI\'ll be refunding this; I want my $0.89 back.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Wagglesworth', u'text': u'I didn\u2019t really know what to expect with Diamond Dan. For whatever reason, this game always caught my eye whenever it became discounted during the big steam sales. So I finally picked it up. Lo and behold, the game isn\u2019t terrible. It\u2019s not even half bad. It may be one of the uglier ducklings of the bunch, but underneath a lacking appearance is a surprisingly entertaining puzzle-lite platformer.\nEach level is comprised of a cubic tower, itself filled with constantly shifting cubes that you must traverse to reach the bottom. You have the option of two playable characters, the first being able to move nearby blocks, whilst the other can outright destroy them at the expense of losing the ability to double-jump. While the beginning levels contain little challenge, further levels become longer, and introduce new types of traps that become increasingly difficult to avoid, both due to your own incompetence and slow transitioning speed of the screen while you transfer between the different sides of each tower.\nThe platforming itself is tight, and it\u2019s satisfying leaping between booby trapped walls and floors. There is no time limit to each level, and your performance in each is based on how many jewels and coins you can collect, all of which add to your end score. Activating and narrowly escaping traps goes towards earning a score multiplier, though aside from leaderboard and achievement junkies, there\u2019s no real incentive to pursue higher scores beyond personal gratification. However, there are higher difficulties, and beating each earns you a shinier medal, so that provides some longevity for those who enjoy a challenge.\nI\u2019ve actually enjoyed what I\u2019ve played of DD. Visually, it can be pretty unappealing, especially the character models, though the in-game aesthetic looks alright, if a bit dated. One thing I am fond of is the menu; it\u2019s all set up at a desk, with each option being one of a series of items lying on it. Your view follows your cursor, so it\u2019s almost like you\u2019re actually sitting at the desk, and it\u2019s neat to see things added to it after you complete each level. It\u2019s a nice touch, and it adds a bit of charm to the experience.\nDiamond Dan is surprisingly alright, given its budget price and lack of fanfare. It may be lacking visually, but the gameplay is tight and even challenging in later levels and on higher difficulties. It\u2019s not terribly long, and can likely be beaten in several short hours, either on a lazy afternoon, or as a break between larger adventures. I wouldn\u2019t call it a diamond in the rough, but after a few strokes from a shirt sleeve, even this jewel shows off a modest gleam.', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2014-06-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'70500', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 5169, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Inle', u'hours': 12.4, u'products': 2899, u'product_id': u'70500', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2014-06-22', u'text': u'Oh boy. That was quite a time ago when I\'ve completed this game. It was fun. And you know what makes it fun? Achievements! Yeah, I stress it. Achievements make this game. No, for sure it is as fun as it seems - you dig down through the temples, you loot treasures and try not to be killed. Fast action (on later levels), good graphics (IMHO) and music. But the raisin in a pie is Achievement section. How many times should I write "achievements" word? :D You hunt for multipliers, you climb down without getting any block destroyed. It doesn\'t make sense writing all this stuff. Just try it yourself.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Plow King', u'text': u"A prime example of when an indie game shines in the less is more style... And for some odd reason this reminds me of Montezuma's Revenge... And the funny part is, these two games are different...\nDoes this warrant a purchase? Most definitely... Try it you won\u2019t be disappointed.", u'hours': 3.4, u'date': u'2014-04-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198006938005', u'product_id': u'70500', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 348, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Mirm', u'text': u"I've played almost 40 hours in 3 days. This game is very addictive. And I don't usually like games of this genre at all. Achievements are challenging, but achievable in the long run. Only one stupid achievement: Have three friends who have played this game. But that's not why I'm writing this review. I swear.", u'hours': 78.5, u'date': u'2014-02-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'70500', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 366, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'rainbowrocky', u'hours': 10.5, u'products': 860, u'product_id': u'70500', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2012-08-06', u'text': u'\u753b\u9762\u770b\u4e0a\u53bb\u633a\u50bb\uff0c\u4e70\u4e86\u4e4b\u540e\u4e5f\u4e00\u76f4\u6ca1\u6709\u52a8\uff0c\u6700\u8fd1\u5f00\u59cb\u73a9\u4e0a\u5374\u53d1\u73b0\u6e38\u620f\u672c\u8eab\u771f\u7684\u76f8\u5f53\u4e0d\u9519\u3002\u6e38\u620f\u672c\u8eab\u5e76\u6ca1\u6709\u591a\u5c11Puzzle\u6210\u5206\uff0c\u4e3b\u8981\u8003\u9a8c\u7684\u662f\u53cd\u5e94\u548c\u64cd\u63a7\uff0c\u7531\u4e8e\u6700\u540e\u7684\u5206\u6570\u5f71\u54cd\u5230\u6210\u5c31\uff0c\u6240\u4ee5\u8fd8\u6bd4\u8f83\u8bb2\u7a76\u4e00\u547d\u8fc7\u5173\uff0c\u56e0\u4e3a\u6bcf\u6b7b\u4e00\u6b21\u90fd\u4f1a\u6263\u5206\u3002\u5751\u7239\u7684\u5206\u6570\u52a0\u500d\u7cfb\u7edf\u5c31\u8981\u6c42\u73a9\u5bb6\u60f3\u8981\u5f97\u9ad8\u5206\u5c31\u4e00\u5b9a\u8981\u5c3d\u53ef\u80fd\u591a\u7684\u4e3b\u52a8\u53bb\u89e6\u53d1\u9677\u9631\u5e76\u4e14\u4e0d\u53d7\u4f24\u5bb3\u3002\u7537\u5973\u4e3b\u89d2\u6280\u80fd\u4e0d\u540c\uff0c\u4e2a\u4eba\u611f\u89c9\u5973\u4e3b\u89d2\u7684\u6280\u80fd\u4f7f\u6e38\u620f\u4f1a\u66f4\u5bb9\u6613\u4e9b\u3002\u603b\u7684\u6765\u8bf4\u6e38\u620f\u5f88\u503c\u5f97\u4e00\u8bd5\u7684\u3002', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'[Pig-Min] mrkwang', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 4870, u'product_id': u'70500', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2012-06-03', u'text': u'\ubbff\uc744 \uc218 \uc5c6\uc744\ub9cc\ud07c \uc2dc\uc2dc\ud55c\ub370 \uadf8\ub0e5 \ub0b4\uac00 \uc774 \uac8c\uc784\uc744 \uc774\ud574 \ubabb\ud574\uc11c\uc778\uac00?', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'AngryChinchilla', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 1919, u'product_id': u'70500', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2012-05-03', u'text': u'At first I didnt like it, but once the difficulty rampped up, it was really enjoyable', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'The Fragnostic', u'text': u'Making the excuse that a game is allowed to have devastating shortcomings "because it\'s in Early Access" is surely no better exposed as the nonsense it really is by looking at crap like\n.\nHere\'s how I like to look at it: imagine you\'re a surgeon in a hospital and two guys come in. The first has a deep cut on his leg. It looks kind of vicious but there doesn\'t appear to be an infection. You can say with some degree of certainty that he will recover and enjoy the use of that leg for the remainder of his days.\nThe second guy brings you his leg in a bag. It is in two pieces, one of which a dog has partially eaten while the other half is not part of a leg at all. It is a desk lamp. The stump that used to hold his leg onto his body has turned black and become home to a cluster of flesh eating hornets. The man cheerfully asks you to fix his leg.\nSome Early Access games are not going to get better and it\'s usually painfully obvious which ones they are. I\'m not saying the developer intended for this to be a cash-grab, even though every component of it stinks like one with its five minute playtime and assets unimaginatively dumped all over the bloody place like the only effort that went into\nwas renaming it from the original\n. I\'m just saying that when you allow stuff like this to exist under the guise of a development build, you help nobody.\nPlaythrough below:', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-10-14', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'user_id': u'76561198169311898', u'product_id': u'522590', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 1932, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Apoch Weiss | Apochs.net', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 3825, u'product_id': u'522590', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-10-14', u'text': u'A family is found murdered, but the daughter has gone missing. For whatever reason, you are playing as a tour guide of Monty Python\'s Museum of Silly Walks now in the same building from the Unity asset pack \'Last Will\' utilized investigate the weird "noices" inside. What you find is a brief three to five minute exploration title with a terrible clip-art apparition and comedic scares that is better left a free to play tech demo that still wouldn\'t be worth your time.\nSide note, the images and trailer footage at the top of the page doesn\'t actually represent what you get with this game. The actual gameplay is much brighter to the point that you don\'t need the flashlight at all, and what eerie tension is showcased doesn\'t exist at all. Please feel free to check out my let\'s play video above to compare.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'NQNLinz', u'text': u'If I\'d paid the original $3.99 for the game, I might have been disappointed at the length.  However, for $0.99, it\'s not terrible (and even better, I only paid $0.89 on sale).  It\'s obviously early access, and I\'m not sure why it\'s not tagged as such on Steam, but it definitely has potential.  There are some visual glitches that are normal for an in-development game and will likely disappear as more work is done.  Spelling errors are present as well, but there aren\'t too many.  Nothing is game breaking, though one priority might be adding a way to exit the game without having to open task manager to do so.\nOverall the look and tone of the game is pretty good, if the story were "fleshed out" a bit it seems to have some potential, and the gameplay is pretty smooth with the exception of some hang-up in doorways and such (also typical in early development).\nIt definitely doesn\'t deserve the "mostly negative" review at this price, though it\'s understandable as most of the reviews were posted prior to the price cut.', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2016-10-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'522590', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 346, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Bum bum bdum bum', u'text': u"If most of the world's visual novels are dating (or fondling) simulators for the lonely and horny, then I'd call this an apt friendship simulator for the lonely and friendless.\nGranted, all your friendships end tragically.\nBut if you've ever wanted to be friends with a bunch of kids in the japanese countryside in the 1980's, this is most definitely the game for you.\nThe Graphics for me are the only downside. I reccommend the ps3 graphics patch.", u'hours': 17.8, u'date': u'2017-07-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 20, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Shpongloid', u'hours': 29.4, u'products': 381, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-07-16', u'text': u"Pros:\n-Fantastic and complex story\n-Great pacing\n-Nice music\n-Real horror, no jumpscares\n-Amazing and memorable characters\n-Writing is just too good\nCons:\n-No gameplay: this game can hardly be called a game, since there is no interaction whatsoever. No choices or anything like that. This is basically just a novel.\n-No voice acting\n-4:3\nLast two cons can be fixed via few patches, which you can find in community guides. But bear in mind that there is slight differences in writing. As far as I learned, voiced version is a little lighter in some sentances. 16:9 patch also changes backgrounds. I feel like original backgrounds is darker and more apropriate for this VN, but you can choose for yourself.\nConclusion:\nOne of the best VN's I ever read. If you are a fan of horror and mystery genge, this game is the business. Haven't once got scared from reading anything, but this VN gives me chills. Don't read this on weed in a dark room, trust me.\nAnd if you are wondering value-wise, this VN took me about 15-16 hours to read from cover to cover(my reading speed is about average, as far as I can tell). Very well worth full price in my opinion.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Nyaa\u2605', u'hours': 19.3, u'products': 63, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-07-06', u'text': u'So good. Especially with this mod:', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Typical Doc Spawnpeeker', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 90, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'For Singleplayer? BUY\nFor Multiplayer: Run as far away as you can\nThe multiplayer is basically Pay to Win with shark cards, but the singleplayer and mods are worth it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'betterThanNumber1', u'text': u'best game', u'hours': 27.9, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198446720003', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 4, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'R\xe4ikk\xf6nen', u'hours': 14.6, u'products': 261, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u"The gameplay itself is what you will expect from a GTA game.\nIt's really a fun game, do whatever you want.\nBut there are things i hate in this game:\nCheaters, Microtransactions\n, Loooooooooooooooong loading time and i don't know if everyone experiences this but when we're creating private sessions with my friends/crew it's so laggy.\nBut overall, i still love the game.\nGet it while it's on sale.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Grognard_87', u'products': 1976, u'product_id': u'70500', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2012-04-19', u'text': u"A interesting little game I guess, not too much to say about it as I got it with a bunch of other games for cheap. The blocks constantly move around, some are trapped and others give out gems or coins, though I've yet to find out what to use them for besides scores.\nI'd only recommend this if you just want a simple game with no complex story or gameplay, just something to pass the time.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'GothiCandy', u'hours': 5.7, u'products': 759, u'product_id': u'70500', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2012-04-10', u'text': u'3D\u7248\u672c\u7684\u63a8\u7bb1\u5b50....', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Xelios', u'hours': 25.2, u'products': 7032, u'product_id': u'70500', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2012-01-08', u'text': u"Diamond Dan is a puzzle platformer based more on quick reflexes than logic.  You must descend towers of ever-shifting blocks to find a map at the bottom and escape.  Sounds simple, but you can be crushed or thrown from the tower, and many of the blocks contain traps such as water or spike pits, projectiles, or enemies living inside the walls who will pull you to your death. Checkpoints are created by opening shortcuts with keys.\nTraps can be triggered without harming yourself, if you do it quickly, and doing so rewards you by increasing your multiplier, which adds to the value of any treasure you pick up. Your score at the end of the level is then multiplied based on the difficulty you're playing on.  Difficulty affects density of traps and how quickly the blocks shift (it can get insane) and can be changed at will for any level.\nYou can play as Dan (pushes blocks) or Ann (shatters blocks) on any level and there are separate leaderboards for each.  Friend and global leaderboards and tons of achievements.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Kafuka', u'text': u"What are birds? We just don't know.", u'hours': 12.1, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 253, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'josaint', u'text': u'Achievement system please!', u'hours': 8.1, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198143713635', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 46, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'zhufyaxel', u'text': u'Happy to see Touhou in Steam, it is now the time to invite my child to play touhou with me', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198259891837', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 18, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'Sinocelt', u'hours': 84.1, u'products': 70, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-14', u'text': u'A rich game, which adapts to many different playstyles. You have to manage your crew (its health and morale and its varied attributes, skills, talents, and traits), but your goals are your own. You can play the great game (politics) for all it\u2019s worth, or focus on trade, legal or not, or spy, or prey on merchants, or protect them from pirates, or land and explore.\nYou don\u2019t have to fight, but if you do, you\u2019ll discover that ship combat and crew combat each are their own game. For crew combat, for instance, you decide which of your fighters join the fray and in which relative positions; then, each turn, you decide which talents they use among those you had them learn (like your captain, your officers and crew improve with experience).\nThe paths you can take are as numerous as the stars, and no aspect of the game feels half-baked or shallow. Even after the many hours I played during the alpha stage, I was left with plenty to try\u2014and that was before the stories were added!\nSounds overwhelming? It could be. It isn\u2019t. If you try to excel at everything from the get-go, you\u2019ll find it tough, but if you focus on what interests you most, you\u2019ll learn what you need as you go. Plus, the newly added stories will take you by the hand, at first, and make sure you both learn the ropes and discover the lore of the Star Traders universe.\nI can hardly wait to have more time to play!', u'early_access': True, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Empire Lost', u'text': u"Went to exotic new worlds.\nMet all sorts of people.\nKilled them.\nMet aliens.\nYou'll see.", u'hours': 5.6, u'date': u'2017-11-14', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561197962166902', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 213, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Mantakor', u'text': u'!!', u'hours': 7.1, u'date': u'2017-11-14', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198022374070', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 508, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'dewie! [wi]', u'text': u"This game was released on December 15th 2016, but it's such a horrible game it sent shockwaves backwards through time\n-1/10 wouldn't play again to fix the timespace continuum", u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2016-10-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 8, u'product_id': u'522590', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 305, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Arthur Sataine', u'text': u'Keep in mind, this review takes into consideration the following: An understanding of the game\'s state and length as provided above for all to see\n; the fact that the release date states December 15, 2016, again for all to see; and the fact that I paid only $.89 for the thing.\nFirst off Near Midnight is more a demo than a full game. Something I don\'t mind paying $.89 for. As I understand it used to be $3. Something I may not have paid at the time for this. The game has promise, however. That is provided the developer contnues to actually work on it. That stated, I\'m not entirely confident this will be in proper early access by December. We shall see though. Now, I\'ll list the pros and cons and then explain my review status afterwards.\nPros:\nGreat backstory\nGood setting\nDecent atmosphere\nPartial controller support (quite a pleasant surprise for me)\nCons:\nLooping intro sequence\nTexture ripping\nPoor lighting\nAnnoying sfx\nNoninteractable items, save for one solitary pistol\nSummary:\nYes, I\'m giving Near Midnight a recommend and a positive review. Why? Simply put, because it has promise if it is worked on.\nI did not include the length in the pros/cons because that information was privy to anyone willing to spend more than a second looking at the store page. There is a dev announcement for September 5, 2016 that states they know the game is short and not fully developed. A warning that is ready for the masses right there on the store page. So I will NOT be holding that against the game because I was warned about it before purchasing. I full well knew I would have between 1-10 minutes with this.\nI did appreciate what Near Midnight is trying to accomplish here. This game does have promise provided we see these guys continue to develop it and are not trying to nickel and dime us here. And I, personally, felt $.89 wasn\'t such a bad development "donation" for continued development. I spend more on a candy bar that is quickly digested. I\'m not upset about the purchase. I like the backstory. I enjoy the fact that it takes place on a rural farm and that the daughter is seemingly possessed by a spirit or demon. At least, that is the assumpting I made based on the background text. I absolutely love that there is at least a rudimentary native support for controllers already. My Xbox One controller easy accomplished all thing I required for interacting in the game world. It was a very pleasant surprise and I appreciate that it was included. I also like the house itself. There were a few logical fallacies I found with it, but I\'ll go into detail about that below. The house is a great setting for the game. I just hope there are more rooms in the future or a spooky mechanic that extends the play area later on. The girl is downright creepy and I appreciate that. The actress has done a great job conveying this girl. I like that there is no HUD or UI. It added to the horror factor by not showing us how many bullets were in the gun. Keep the lack of UI present.\nWell that was the positive paragraph. On to the gritty stuff.  DEVELOPER, consider this a personal note to you as well.\nRight off the bat I noticed something negative. The fact that the intro sequence continually loops itself until you click on "Skip." That needs to be taken out as soon as possible. The intro needs to be voiced over and once played, go directly to gameplay. None of this looping nonsense. As soon as I entered the house I looked to my right and noticed a texture tear between the first and second floors. I could see the light blue of the sky between the two. Throughout play I also spotted quite a few of these texture tears running vertically on a number of the walls. The second thing I noticed about the textures is that the house is way too destitute for what the backstory provides. From my understand we are arriving to inspect noises after a recent double homicide. There is no reason why the house interior should look like it has been left to fall apart for over 20 years in the wilds. I imagine these attentive and caring parents also upkept the house fairly well. Something the dev might want to consider. I get going for atmosphere, but at the cost of immersion is always a bad decision. Some of the sfx are a little....much. The awful bong sound that exists with every spooky change just kills the immersion for me. Just use the laughter or weird sounds that accompany the bong sometimes. Some sfx that is relevant to the room or house at some level. Cut that bonging sound out of the game. It is horrible. Absolutely horrible. There is a point where we hear dripping after coming across a note about a bathroom. It makes no sense. There is no tub anywhere or a bathroom that I found. So that was just poorly done. Expand the house to accompany what you\'re going for here. The lighting needs to be fixed. As another reviewer stated, it looks nothing like the video on the store page. If the lighting were like that and we had a flashlight, this demo experience would have been a lot better. The abrupt ending would have been a bit more intense if we had a flash of something hitting us or the girl rushing towards us and blacking the screen out. The sudden cutoff and return to the menu screen is disappointing. More so considering we can\'t restart or close the game because the mouse cursor fails at that point.\nOverall, the game has promise but is full of flaws. Keep on developing and see this vision come to light.\nTL;DR\nPROS\nGreat backstory\nGood atmosphere\nPartial controller support\nCONS\nLooping intro sequence\nTexture ripping\nSome bad sfx and lighting\nUnsatisfying abrupt ending\nConsidering the pros/cons, I still recommend the game. For $.99 it is worth investing in for the continued development of the title. Something that could genuinely become great as long as the developer continues developing. I\'d much rather promote support of a project that could be good than to squelch creativity entirely and shut down an endeavor. Call me an optimist, I suppose.', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2016-10-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'522590', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 121, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Gaming Authoritah', u'text': u"Seems like there's a lot of growing the game needs to do, but the setting of an old manor house has some potential. I seem to get stuck a lot on an imaginary hit box.  Not particularly scary so far. Perhaps that will change.\nSee gameplay at", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2016-10-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'522590', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 116, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'ME9I', u'text': u'Rena, please forgive me.', u'hours': 22.4, u'date': u'2017-07-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 45, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'rbargholz', u'hours': 34.3, u'products': 149, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-07-04', u'text': u"AMAZING. Loving that this is the prologue, clocking in 34 hours on one chapter is fantastic, heaps to dig into and think about. There's a community mod which adds in VA but personally it got a bit grating. The updated PS3 backgrounds are nicer than the watercolor style that comes stock though.\n10/10 opening for a larger story.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Lil Waffle', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 46, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-08-13', u'text': u"Looks like a cool game, but there was constent crashing, and I wist there was a way to turn off mouse acceleration.\nUntill these issues get fixed I'm sadly going to have to leave a negitave review.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'bethbug06', u'text': u"I like this game because it tells the truth about how life can be. I couldn't figure out how to do some of the levels. I think this game is creative and fun but I played it for avout half an hour just to go through all the levels. I recommend this game", u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-08-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198402252606', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 1, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u', the people,', u'text': u'GTA ONLINE: Grind, but first take 20 minutes to load it up and 6 minutes on every gamemode change. Cops kill you every second, cannot even turn them off.\nSinglePlayer: Repeative.', u'hours': 39.6, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197999209673', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 72, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'fonix', u'hours': 51.4, u'products': 66, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'singleplayer is decent, multiplayer feels like runescape tbh. better to play online as fun mode and do stuff like heists etc for the fun and not for the xp etc otherwise just another endless grindfest', u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Pickled Rolo', u'hours': 274.2, u'products': 73, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'Fun but micro transactions', u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Dark-Lotus', u'text': u'A short review on this game;\nIn the begining very funny game with a nice different challange i haven\'t meet in games before (this is the only possetive side) ,but not so funny after muting the game.\nAfter putting totaly mute on the game ,it started to crasch and i was thinking - "hey its just one time . it probably happens now and then...". But then a secound time and a third time and so on..\ni started to belive i had a virus so i run a check just to make sure it wasnt bad stuff on my computor ,then restarting the computor and trying again...\nNow it have crashed more then 20 times.\nAnd its not that i run on a bad computor ,here are the specs;\ni7 4770 (3,5gh)\n12 gig ram.\n960gtx 2gb.\nSo from my point of the view is that ,its probably more funny when it works ,right now its just a piece of crap i payed for.\nAs it looks right now i would not recommend to buy it ,even if its cheap. - Then i would rather recommend to buy it on the cellhpones instead.\nAnd yes i will probably get my money back for this game.', u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2016-03-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198039410323', u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 246, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'murovy', u'hours': 2.5, u'products': 432, u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-02-27', u'text': u'This game + Vaporwave, but we need purple and pink too.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Keopstaler', u'text': u'NAISE GAME :)', u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2016-02-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197995217671', u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 118, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'mustsnow', u'text': u"It's a nice  I like.", u'hours': 13.7, u'date': u'2014-03-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197970494108', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 114, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Toca-Toca', u'text': u"found the tutorial tedious, couldn't sit through it to learn how to properply play. Has a steep learning curve for the ADD gamer IMO. Would pass unless you like things like collecting stamps, sodoku and sitting through Ken Burns documentaries.", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2014-02-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198044465375', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 78, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'lucasni', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 201, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2014-02-07', u'text': u'I have the physical game, this is good digital replacement for when no one is around to battle.  Board game is great also, highly recommended.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'tyler', u'products': 240, u'product_id': u'70500', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2011-09-22', u'text': u'when i see this i am reminded of a tetris game i had for psx', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'myo', u'hours': 19.6, u'products': 254, u'product_id': u'70500', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2011-05-05', u'text': u"I loved this game, the achievements could've been a bit harder, I only needed ~19 hours to get them all, but the game is really fun. Though I played with Ann a lot more than Dan.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Skywalker', u'hours': 2.0, u'products': 349, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2015-06-07', u'text': u"Inquisitor is a old-school RPG.There is lots of text to read, maps to search and npc's to talk.But it is have a different then other RPG games, there is no clue for missions.You must find own your own your way.Kind a good game but most of people dont like it because this game so hard.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Lord Rutsah', u'text': u'I\'ll list the things other people (or at least the most notable negative reviews) haven\'t mentioned, keep in mind I only played this as a priest (inquisitor specifically):\n-The game might have rediculous amounts of dialogue but basically the only question whose answer is worth reading is "Do you suspect anyone of heresy?"\n-The plot is incredibly predictable in most cases.\n-During combat, if you accidentally click on an unwalkable area (and you will, a lot) your character with freeze for 3-4 seconds. During that time your enemies will catch you and it\'s game over.\n-Regardless of who my enemy is, I just follow the same tactic, "open wounds" spell-->run around-->open wounds-->run around-->repeat\n-The monsters respawns are DOWNRIGHT \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665. Considering I don\'t play a knight I need to constantly backtrack to previous rooms while I kite the monsters, but when the monsters in those previous rooms have already respawned I need to backtrack to EVEN MORE ROOMS WITH RESPAWNED MONSTERS.\n-Endless grinding is endless.\n-Unplayable without a razer mouse (luckily I have a naga hex).\n-The first levels are practically unplayable, especially the orc caves just felt like banging my head on a wall.\n-Killing monsters by kiting gets terribly boring after a while.\n-Having to waste around 20 fireballs to open a wooden fence seems kind of a waste.\n-Why didn\'t anyone tell me that the identification skill is useless since I have the spell?!', u'hours': 107.3, u'date': u'2015-06-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198036368198', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 916, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Marneus68', u'hours': 20.5, u'products': 492, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-05-30', u'text': u'Inquisitor looks old, plays like and a 90\'s RPG and will be spewing very long blocks of text at your face. If that doesn\'t turn your off, keep reading because there\'s much more to it than that.\nYou can kind of guess this game is going to take some time to finish from the get go and that impression would be right, I\'m only around 20 hours in and there\'s a lot to do and a lot to see. In the first act, you\'re helping the local branch of the church to solve several cold cases of mysterious murders and unexplained disappearances, tracking down heretics and allies of the devil. The game takes the form of a really old school isometric RPG, not too dissimilar from Arcanum. You will be wandering into an original world mixing a middle-age central europe setting with medieval-fantastic aspects. Think "The Name of the Rose" meets "Lord of the Rings".\nThe game will have you speaking to a lot of people to fill your journal with information and clues and to collect evidence, picking and using skill from your character sheet, selecting and equipping spells and managing your inventory. While the mouse driven interface can get a little bit confusing, hiding some vital parts of your character sheet under what looks like very small tabs on a 1080p monitor, you can use (and definitely should learn) the keyboard bindings for most actions.\nThe variety of items you will come across is just mind numing. From potions and spell scrolls, to weapons and armors, all items have different levels of quality, need to be repaired and maintained in working order, and combined to ensure your survival against the spawn of the devil and the creatures of the wilderness.\nThe combat, while on par with the 90\'s tech powering the engine, is nothing really exciting and can get quite frustrating if you\'re trying to use skills and spells on top of your trusty sword. The special effects (confusion, blindness...) while incredibly creative, can be very off-putting to say the least.\nWhat really sets this title apart from the modern games that pretend to be RPG\'s today is the writing. Sure there\'s a lot of it but it\'s both well written (or should I say translated) but is also engaging an immersive. It\'s likely that you will want to know more about the world... and the NPC\'s will be more than happy to tell you all you may want to learn. I found the conversations with certain characters to be rewards in and of themselves.\nThe music is nothing short of amazing, taking a really classical route with an early baroque feel, far removed from the generic post romantic and modern orchestral music. A choice fitting the universe in many ways.\nIt should be said that Inquisitor also does a better job at analysing the psyche of its character and reflecting some of the dark parts of the human condition much better than any other hipsterish indie non-game. Most of that exploration flows organically with the gameplay, the setting and the artistic direction of the game. Just for that I think anyone with a passing interest in character development in games should at least take a look at the first act of this game, just to see how to do it right.\nI love this game and I would recommend it to anyone loving old-school RPG\'s, however, remember the introduction of this review, it might not be your thing and that\'s totally understandable.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'WaoX', u'text': u"It simply wont run on my pc. Don't buy.\nI7 920\n18GB ram\nr9 270x", u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-07-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 11, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Plunger', u'hours': 16.7, u'products': 49, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-07-05', u'text': u'The time travel aspect is amazing ! Gameplay is smooth and overall pretty awesome.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u"shelvin' pingas", u'text': u'great game, if you are one of the privildged few whose computer this actually works on......', u'hours': 2.9, u'date': u'2017-07-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198096176209', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 81, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Alex D.', u'text': u"Best kill yourself simulator.\nThis used to be a good game.\nI got the game back in Jan 2016. it had a lot of players there was always like 1000 players online, at any time just\nrecently I got back on and no one was on.\nNow, do you buy it?\nit's up to you\nif you want a game that has no players then fine, you can play with your friends\nif you don't what to buy a game that has no players then fine\nFINAL SCORE 7/10", u'hours': 9.5, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 51, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Burga', u'hours': 4.4, u'products': 37, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'text': u"Game is fun only with friends.\nPro Tip: Only buy if you have friends that have it. (I'm the lucky duck because I have like 4 different friends who play this game)", u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'twitch.tv/leke18955', u'text': u'#2 behind hide and seek', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198058817463', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 91, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'The Slugger', u'hours': 1.6, u'products': 516, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'A great entry into what I hope to become a full franchise released on Steam.\nBeing the first release of a Touhou game on Steam, HSiFS is mechanically simple compared to other entries, and it acts as a great entry point into Touhou as a whole.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'cryptic0prophet', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 8, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-21', u'text': u"An absolutely spectacular game that shouldn't be missed.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'Kazoo', u'text': u'Finally I can support based ZUN.\n10/10, will play until get finger cancer.', u'hours': 4.4, u'date': u'2017-11-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 66, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'Sparhawk Sequential', u'text': u'Small RPG with high levels of childlike insisitence that they know everything.  Pteranodons are good at fighting monsters, but weak against robots, because /obviously/.\nStorytelling is weak at the start and the end, but the middle is very entertaining.', u'hours': 10.3, u'date': u'2014-11-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197964415277', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 472, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'Nerwel', u'hours': 4.1, u'products': 46, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2014-11-03', u'text': u'What Would You Say If You Lagged <3<3<3<3 THIS GAME!!! If You Were Me And Lagged: i Still <3 This Game!!!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'Masakari', u'hours': 10.6, u'products': 689, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2014-11-02', u'text': u"I can't really recommend this unless you are a huge fan of the first.  Dialogue is a little on the weaker side, combat is super easy (I never even touched the cards at all during the battle), and the story seemed a little unimaginative.  Play the first one, and leave it at that knowing that you are playing the best game in the series.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'brutusaurelius', u'text': u'Disclaimer: I am a moderator on the Trese Brothers\u2019 Discord Server, and was a closed Alpha playtester. I recived my key from backing the Kickstarter.\nStar Traders: Frontiers is primarily a game about a single Captain, their ship, their loyal Officers and their crew. The gameplay is primarily sandbox oriented, with the player being able to freely move from world to world, trading in the Exchanges, exploring the vast untamed Wild Zones, Spying for precious intel, fighting in the silence of the void or chasing down criminals in a gravity well. However, every choice made comes with consequences, be they good or ill. Crew, Officers, and even the Captain can and will die in battle or in unforgiving wilderness. The Factions do not treat lawbreakers kindly, and beware the terror of the Xeno.\nThe story is still only in its opening stages, but it already has a lot to do. In the interest of avoiding spoilers, I shall only say that many things happen, and you can choose your level of involvement. Do you stay aloof and neutral, fully back your allies, or maybe just go on your way, seeking out another distant star for different opportunities?\nThe galaxy is full of secrets, potential, allies and enemies. Make no mistake, your first Captain will die. And likely your second and third as well. The difficulty scale in this game is not a joke. Even as an experienced player, I still lose Captains to careless mistakes, falling behind the difficulty curve, or simple bad luck. However, if you prefer a less harrowing experience, the lower difficulty options will make for a more forgiving world, perfect to learn in until you feel that you can move up to the next rung on the ladder.\nFinally, the devs, the Trese Brothers, are always looking to improve their games, and have an excellent track record of doing so. In the closed Alpha alone there have been over 60 updates, and if the original Star Traders RPG is anything to go by, there will likely be hundreds more in the pipeline. The devs are almost always on their forum or in their Discord server, and they are always happy to take suggestions, requests for new features, and answer questions.\nNow Captain, the Crew are at their stations, the Engines are warming up, and the galaxy awaits you. May the stars welcome you with all their light.', u'hours': 37.2, u'date': u'2017-11-14', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198320068335', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 63, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'ArchReaper95', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 427, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-14', u'text': u'I\'ve been an active  member of the Alpha community for Star Traders: Frontiers since it went live, and I have to say that it\'s been the most wonderful experience ever spent playing and assisting in the creation/debugging of one of the most satisfying and challenging sandbox universes crafted.\nFor your $15 you are buying access to one of the most positive and friendly communities, as well as a deep and engaging sandbox game that allows you to gear your ship toward whatever style of play you find most exciting, whether it be trading, spying, fighting, or just exploring.\nYou get:\n-Map Generation that is seeded carefully so as to make every quadrant feel unique and engaging, instead of just giving you extra "random" content.\n-A Job System that allows for both extreme focus, and broad protection. The choice on how each of your crew members should select their feats is up to you. Re-assigning their perks is just a click of a button away.\n-Ship combat that is both tactical and terrifying, where your prowess as a captain is your best defense, but every torpedo fired may be the last one that you need, or the last one that your opponent does.\n-All your actions have consequences. Kill off the opposition to your favorite contacts, or balance their powers and profit off of the blood feud. Your actions will change the world around you, and the impact will only deepen as development continues.\nThe developers are active every day, and in contact almost 24/7 trying to craft the best gaming experience they can. It is the kind of game they would (and do) play, and they are very proud of that fact. Once you join this community, you will be, too.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'MintDragon', u'hours': 310.5, u'products': 32, u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-14', u'text': u"This is a difficult game to properly describe, but it's a Space Trade Exploration Adventure RPG with Global Events triggering things throughout the galaxy.  That being said, it can also be played as a sandbox game.\nChoose your primary Career, your Faction affiliation, select your initial skill and attributes, hire and train your crew, purchase and upgrade your ship, promote your best crew to Officers, and launch yourself into the void of space.  Whether you play as a merchant, pirate, spy, explorer, military commander (or several other careers), you'll be challenged by faction wars, trade bans, offers of missions to faraway sectors with great risk/reward, hostile ship attacks, and the ever-present risk of Xeno attacks in space or wilderness zones.\nAs you trade between economic zones on various planets, accept missions for payments, hold pirates ransom, spy on enemy planets, sell intel to your contacts, patrol friendly territory, blockade your enemies and blow hostile ships to smithereens, you and your crew will be gaining valuable experience and learning new jobs and talents. Upgrade your ship, crew weapons, armor and enhancements, deploy specialized gear to maximize your career goals. The contacts you meet will offer missions to enhance your reputation with factions (or turn you into a war criminal with other factions).  Many of the missions lead to story arcs in which you can help shape major events and shake up the galaxy.\nThe decisions are yours Captain.  You are a Star Trader.\nThe Trese Brothers have polished the game to a very usable state, hence the release to Early Access.  They are known for constantly updating their games to improve balance, add new features (often from players just like you and I), fix bugs, and provide new content.  See Templar Battleforce and Heroes of Steel for examples of their commitment.\nIn short, definitely recommend this game.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Veteran Alpha', u'text': u'They said that Polan could not into space.\nThey were wrong. Kur*a stronk.\n#TeamKurwa', u'hours': 3.3, u'date': u'2016-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 146, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Kaspel', u'text': u'Very fun game with many jokes.', u'hours': 3.5, u'date': u'2016-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198125921052', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 48, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Kutz', u'text': u'POLAND CAN INTO SPACE 10/10\n+NICE MUSIC\n+POLAN IS HERE\n+IT IS NOT BORING\n-EARNING MONEY TAKES TIME', u'hours': 7.0, u'date': u'2016-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198130341562', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 142, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'CageVohnReaper', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 162, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-07-18', u'text': u"It's worth the $1 on humble bundle, but that's all it's worth really, I don't know where they get off trying to sell it at $30 when there is no content to it. It's still a fun game, don't get me wrong, but it's not worth more than maybe MAYBE $5 at the most. Fun for a buck, yes, but not for $30.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'BassRetro', u'text': u'WORST GAME EVER DONT BUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!', u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2017-07-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197972299721', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 433, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Hypebeast', u'hours': 4.5, u'products': 90, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-07-18', u'text': u"Glad I got this in a Humble Bundle and didn't spend the 40$ on this worthless game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Rekka1212', u'text': u"Great game.  Something different.  The mechanics are really really good, and the actual hits feel meaty when you land.  It kinda reminds me of SAMURAI SHOWDOWN but with combo's XD.  Its a really good game.  Runs good.  Althought I have a 980ti.  I can't seem to find any options to change the graphics but from what I see its 1080p at least.  My Arcade stick works great.  I have the Hori Rapp4 ps3/ps4/pc version with custom buttons and it works great.  OH and yea the characters are really good looking.  GRAPHICALLY AND ANIMATION WISE XD.  Only gripe I might have is that for 30 bucks I would like to see maybe 4 or 5 more characters but thats not a problem.", u'hours': 2.7, u'date': u'2016-05-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198040638662', u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 291, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Bob F*cking Saget | gamekit.com', u'text': u'had just imported the game from japan for my ps4 and loved it and now it is on steam! i love it!', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2016-05-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198018138667', u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 504, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'\u6b7b\u9283Dudu-MHCP002 \u03df', u'text': u'Amazing Game! I liek It! Better Than Mortal Combat^^Thanks^!!Recommend TO buy!', u'hours': 10.1, u'date': u'2016-05-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 6, u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 183, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Jmak', u'text': u'Played this game for 4 hous, and got the world record. 16.67 seconds.\nThis was pretty easy.', u'hours': 4.3, u'date': u'2016-10-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 9, u'product_id': u'522590', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 271, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Sev', u'text': u'3\u20ac for 3minutes of non-creative, not-imersive running through a house to find the same annoying mechanics over and over again. No sense, no story, just useless. 3Dollars for a bunch of nothing is total scam. Reported', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2016-09-22', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'522590', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 180, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Griffitti', u'text': u'Waste of 3 dollars.\nWhoever is recommending this game is probably being payed by the developer.\nStay away, save yourself', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2016-09-08', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'522590', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 55, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'DooM', u'hours': 17.5, u'products': 1114, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-05-05', u'text': u'nope nope nope', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Mightyelk', u'hours': 1.9, u'products': 620, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-04-15', u'text': u'Buy something else.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'EXPERIMENTONGOD', u'hours': 2.4, u'products': 1454, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-03-27', u'text': u"Poor man's Diablo/Torchlight:\n+ Good amount of looting\n+ Decent music\n- Extremely low production value. Even if you equip an axe your character is still holding a knife (...)\n- Combat is boring/clunky", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Rocket_Man', u'text': u"So, this game is pretty much the reason why I can't nuke America. It's really just too perfect and honestly? All you have to do is bring up this game to call me out on my \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665t.", u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2017-11-10', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 248, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'thatdudedj7h', u'text': u'amazing', u'hours': 34.1, u'date': u'2017-11-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198333675396', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 4, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'Doom_Master', u'text': u'Very good game. It perfectly captures the essence of the Batman universe and provides great gameplay. Highly recommended!', u'hours': 11.9, u'date': u'2017-11-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198340894431', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 127, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'Heiach', u'text': u"Mesmerising, confusing, thought-provoking - exactly what I'd expect from a challenging puzzle game with an incredible art-style! I love the Dali and Escher inspiration this game boasts! I got Back To Bed as part of the Yogscast Humble Bundle deal\n.\nAlso here's a video of my exploring this strange, dream-like world:", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2016-12-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198067444037', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 507, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'|FEVER| WetElectronics', u'hours': 2.1, u'products': 318, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-12-16', u'text': u"Yes yes yes. Get this. It's done really well.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'Kevin Cox', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 117, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-12-11', u'text': u'This is a puzzle game without the puzzle. The art is beautiful but that is the only thing this game has going for it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'Imawsome63', u'text': u'Is good animation progam.', u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2017-11-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198240728398', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 17, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'fabdoggo', u'hours': 4.7, u'products': 17, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-18', u'text': u'its good i still dont know how to use it tho', u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'Grump300', u'text': u'really great game which allows ya to make movies!', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-11-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198364746545', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 2, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'Mikeythehut', u'text': u"Great for playing 5 minutes or hours at a time. No real dramatic elements to speak of, though you may spend too much time pondering the best use of time and weapon cubes. You may even look up discussions online of the best use of cubes like, uh, my friend did. I'm imagining this is the type of game computer accessory companies use to test the reliability of their mice. If you can survive all the clicking, you've got yourself a darn good mouse! Time to get clicking!", u'hours': 296.1, u'date': u'2017-12-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 523, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Micahmunch', u'text': u'Reloading not included.', u'hours': 47.0, u'date': u'2017-12-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198161702284', u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 14, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Nickmeister26', u'text': u'This is quite a fun game to play and great for passing the time by. #Addicted. Lol.', u'hours': 9.5, u'date': u'2017-11-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198313463877', u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 4, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Nevco2go', u'text': u'This games sucks so hard. I thought it would be kinda sandbox Hospital management game, but no it\'s a bad "grey\'s anatomy" game with \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 graphics, \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 mechanics, and \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ed off gameplay', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2014-09-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 177, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'TwobeeGaming', u'hours': 1.7, u'products': 303, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2014-08-26', u'text': u"Graphics are nice, but the gameplay is just dull. The game has some comical humor attached to it, but that's the only good thing.\nI can't recommend to buy this title, not even while it's on sale.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Nitro291', u'text': u'This game is a waste of time dont buy it. It doesnt explain what it wants you to do very well and is hard to understand. Like i said dont buy it...ever...........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS TOTAL\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2014-08-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198042263636', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 48, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'mooglesonclouds', u'text': u'Iron sky invasions has to be one of the best space dogfight simulation games out there. The combat is always new and interesting and i really like the progression system on the different ships. I highly recommend playing it.', u'hours': 9.8, u'date': u'2014-01-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198079559505', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 188, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'TonicEngine', u'text': u"I don't like this game.  The humor doesn't work and the gameplay is dull and repetitive.  It was a mistake to purchase it, and I wish I could get my money back.\nSuch a waste of Space Nazis.", u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2014-01-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198032627558', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 68, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Quarex', u'hours': 4.6, u'products': 565, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2014-01-16', u'text': u'I am not sure if I recommend this game long-term, but if you can get it cheap enough (I paid essentially 49 cents for it as part of the Brutal Bundle) then it is, 100% no joke, worth it just to see the unbelievably high-quality intro movie and to then discover after the game starts that you are literally fighting Space Nazis.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'BraveNewWorld1984', u'hours': 12.4, u'products': 312, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-07-03', u'text': u"Well if you want to read for non stop. This is your Game, if you hate reading I don't recommend this at all..", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'PC Principal', u'text': u'Really suspenseful and creepy horror visual novel.Really loved it.Want more of it.GG', u'hours': 13.1, u'date': u'2017-07-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198259075823', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 81, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Cromanson50', u'text': u"I have just completed this, and I feel compelled to review it. I originally bought it just to see what it was like. I had seen the show several times, I thought it would just be a lot of text to scroll through. It turned out, to be a bunch of text to scroll through. However, what I never thought would happen, did. I thought that having seen the show so many times, there would be no effect. I have never been so wrong.\nFirst of all, I have to credit the excellent sound design. The music is fantastic, there are energetic and lively tunes, and more sombre slower paced tracks. Not to mention compelling scenes aided by no music at all. The sound effects are crisp, and they all feel like they have actual impact. The cicada cries never become annoying, and they serve as insanely fitting background noise.\nThis is a visual novel, and I'd be comitting a crime if I didn't applaud the fantastic writing. Not only is it superbly translated, (From what I can tell, my japanese is a little sketchy) The dialogue is witty, and snappy. You'd think I'd be frowning, sad, or scared the whole time. However, the slice of life sections made me smile and laugh more often than the actual show did. All of the characters speak so naturally, and abide by their characters well. The normal sections are hilarious, and the creepy sections have this undeniable weight to them, as if you are completely sucked into the world.\nThe atmosphere is too good to describe. The game can set any scene and it becomes believeable and almost surrealy life like. The simple fact that there is a static image on screen, with words covering a good portion of it, and I am completely immersed is something to praise. The writing, the art, the sounds, they all come together to make the game really transcend its own medium, to become something far more.\nThe art, first of all, the characters are absolutely beautifully drawn. From the screenshots, they are far improved from the original versions. They are all far more expressive than I'd think possible. How they can so easily shift from emotion to emotion is incredible. They do reuse the exact same faces and sprites often, however, they never become boring to look at. Also, new ones are occasionally added, the spice things up. Rena in particular has the greatest set of faces in the entire game. Now, the backgrounds are a little disappointing. They all look ok, as I cannot tell if they are photographs with a filter, or water color. Maybe if they were higher resolution, or fitted the characters better, they would be better. However, it is nothign but a minor flaw.\nAs for content density, the game itself is about 4-5 hours long. If you read all the tips, and do the after party. Now, I did not use auto mode, nor did I skip all of the text. Also, I read at 606 words per minute, at an average of 250, it would probably be closer to 9-10 hours. Overall, I was surprised with the amount of content there was. The tips flesh out the world, the after party is fun, and the story itself is well written.\nIn the end, I cannot reccomend this enough, even if you have not seen the show, this is absolutely fantastic. If you are ok reading it, then I whole heartedly reccomend purchasing this!", u'hours': 6.9, u'date': u'2017-07-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198143073232', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 100, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'JoshTheFox', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 278, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-03-21', u'text': u"It's a decent game for just relaxing and will probably help those with anxiety to calm down some. Though it does little to hold much attention. It's not incredibly varied, the song loops and became quite annoying. If you need something to focus on to distract away any sort of anxiety or negativity, this is your game. Otherwise it's not much to mess with.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Tridon', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 3469, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-03-20', u'text': u"If you enjoy a calm environment where you can play around and see how you affect things, and just observe how the world changes, this can provide an hour or two of entertainment. If you're looking for engaging mechanics or action, you might do best in staying away from this one :) I for one, found it pleasing and interesting to play.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'yours sincerely', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 26, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-03-19', u'text': u'This game claims to be relaxing however it fustrated me more than a survival game would.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Larry & The Giant Plum', u'text': u"this was fun but i ran into a bug and i couldn't finish the gamee", u'hours': 12.4, u'date': u'2015-12-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198026763878', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 126, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'\u51a5\u8eb0\u9707\u864e\u62f3', u'text': u'Even ubisoft can produce good games.', u'hours': 281.2, u'date': u'2015-12-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198066173174', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 103, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'krozzus', u'text': u'Might and Magic Clash of Heroes is mainly one of those match 3 games, but shines as being more by mixing in so many different ways to build up your ultimate strategy to win. The campaign is pretty long and can be beat with 100% of everything in around 30 hours. The multiplayer still holds people surprisingly and I only have to wait a couple minutes if I have to wait at all if I try to find a game. Allthough things tend to be me vs that one nolifer at level 3 billion that magically plays so ridicoulously well that he basically has endless everything.\nIs it a lot like heroes of might and magic? Nah, you can buy units yes and find awesome stuff on the map as well as ressources but really all of that is just side stuff and the game is mainly battle after battle after battle. The campaign does a pretty sweet job of not becoming boring by contantly bringing in new things, be it units or challenging bosses.\nAll in all I can reccomend even at full price.', u'hours': 41.2, u'date': u'2015-12-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198035808481', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 558, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Duderino', u'text': u'This is hands down the worst luck-driven randomized piece of dogsh** I have ever played in my life. Use up all your 1,2,3 cards to move around the board at a snails pace only to lose the card you were hoping to score at your destination tile. Avoid like the plague!', u'hours': 7.6, u'date': u'2017-05-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561197986546833', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 166, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Learner', u'text': u"I tried this game for free during one of the steam weekend specials.  Although it has great potential and seems fun, I cannot recommend it.  The game connects to a central server constantly during single player - even for the tutorial - and disconnects more quickly than games can be completed.  Thnk you're crushing your opponents?  Well don't worry, a server-disconnect will fix that pretty quickly, crashing you to the desktop.", u'hours': 7.0, u'date': u'2017-05-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198009342969', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 1, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 81, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'C21 H23 NO5', u'text': u'Could be a great game:\n-artwork great\n-idea great\n-vicious tactics..love it\nBUT:\n-5% planning 95& gambling ...just get a physical dice and roll it over and over and over again....and u hv the same experience\n-feels like building a sandcastle while the tide rushes in every 3rd turn and frkn drown all ur great (and even the smallest) plans\n(its the same for every player so the game is still "fair" to everyone on the board)', u'hours': 17.4, u'date': u'2017-05-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198030087454', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 207, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Lyrian', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 484, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2015-12-05', u'text': u"I get the feeling that this game would have appealed to me more had I played the original back in the day. It is incredibly trial and error to the point where it stops being fun. At first I didn't mind because it didn't feel like it was pushing me too far back. But later on the checkpoints become less frequent and I feel like the game's just being obtuse. Looking it up, I made it a bit more than halfway through the game, but there's nothing pushing me to finish it.\nThere's no sound on my version, the gameplay is clunky, and I don't like how ridiculous the traps are. I don't have much context as to who these people are and don't care.\nThe art style is pretty though, I will give the game that. Also props for basically having what appears to be the Large Hadron Collider in the opening. If you're more patient, you'll probably like this game more than I did.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'BlacKy', u'hours': 3.2, u'products': 88, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2015-11-30', u'text': u'WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE!?\nBest classic game ever made!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'S.A.D The Robot', u'hours': 5.2, u'products': 225, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-11-29', u'text': u"Played this game back on the SNES back in the early 90's and now since Another World got a complete remastered overhaul, I had no choice but to get it and replay it here on Steam... this game is an instant classic to the plat-former genre, and is a must buy for anyone that has never played it!\nThe story alone is worth the play through!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'nomadskillers', u'text': u"This game is so peaceful. I love how you live life how it can be sometimes. Can't wait for the definitive edtition. Also, if you rage a lot, this game will definitely calm you down.", u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2017-08-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198211308453', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 15, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Jumpin Jesus On A Pogo Stick', u'text': u'pretty short and worth it', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-08-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198133936926', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 55, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Teach109|PY', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 380, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-08-09', u'text': u'Beautiful.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Snowlio', u'text': u'Great little game.', u'hours': 3.0, u'date': u'2016-01-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198054449032', u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 69, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Yuiko', u'hours': 1.9, u'products': 583, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-01-07', u'text': u"I'd recommend it on sale, not sure about that $20 price tag, but it's a great game where the solutions to the puzzles are the things you yourself draw... can literally be anything, so it's a fun casual physics puzzle game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'ZSST', u'hours': 14.7, u'products': 419, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-01-01', u'text': u'Rather fun little physics puzzle game, nothing too much, but still fun.\nI rate it 5 weird looking squares out of 10.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Big Boy Billy Mays farmskins.com', u'text': u'killing people at white health and making the rage quit never gets old', u'hours': 168.7, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198190793827', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 15, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Buphead', u'text': u'A great alternative to smash bros that is very fun with friends. The matchmaking, however, is not fun, and needs a lot more balancing. I find myself getting matched with people 500+ points ahead of me.', u'hours': 26.2, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198100489847', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 62, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'\u30b4\u30fc\u30b9\u30c8 (GhOsT)', u'hours': 12.9, u'products': 33, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'Extremely fun free game to play with your friends!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'BananaJane', u'text': u"Awesome game but not the Corey Feldman version\nGet it if you're okay with that", u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2017-01-08', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 1002, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Naistemees', u'hours': 8.8, u'products': 363, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-01-08', u'text': u'GAME COMPLETED', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'ashei', u'hours': 10.1, u'products': 360, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-01-03', u'text': u'Despite the title this game is far from normal', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'47 Chromes', u'text': u"GTA V is a great game. Yes, it has downsides, which i can get into later, but it is simply a great game. The visuals are great, it runs well, and the actual core gameplay is very fun. If you have friends that play this game, you should get it now. if you plan on going solo, maybe you should wait for a sale. The online is also very fun, my only problem being the microtransactions and insanely high priced items like vehicles and properties from DLC. I think it is very hard to get started without at least buying a shark card, which shouldnt be a problem in a game like this. The game is now only about money to Rockstar. This being said, i still think the game should be bought, even if you don't plan on playing online. The story is great, funny, and long so prepare yourself. I reccommend buying this game.", u'hours': 37.2, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198209981395', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 9, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'IllusiveExposureYT', u'hours': 18.4, u'products': 30, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u"Everyone loves GTA ,...and so did I until the latest update , It no longer runs ,\nCrashes right at the start up after the 3rd wanted star on the intro , Posted the issue in the Rockstar forums , No response , And I have tried every fix found online and completly uninstalled every trace of GTA / SOCIAL CLUB ETC.\nRedownloaded the whole 70 gig and reinstalled the game again twice after trying other fixes just to be sure , Verified cache , Unpluged USB's , Still no joy , Used to work great before the last update and it seems to be an issue on their side affecting certain machines.\nI must also state that [I DO NOT MESS WITH MODS]\nSorry for the Negative feedback RS* but what was once a game I loved and have played for many years from the PS3 to PS4 then more recently migrating over to PC I can honestly say it has ruined my experience , Such a big dev group and no fixes nearly a month later , All my other games run great , but GTA? nope pffftttt\nERROR LOG BELOW (Fix the game and I'll more than gladly change my review)\nReset failed with D3DERR_DEVICELOST.\nGameComm: ReadFile failed.\nGame exited with code 0xc0000005\n[ ERROR ] * Category:  1 (ERROR_CATEGORY_LAUNCHER)\n[ ERROR ] * Code:     107 (LAUNCHER_ERR_GAME_CRASHED)\n[ ERROR ] * Localised: Launcher error.  Code: 107\n[ ERROR ] Unable to read out-file!\n[ ERROR ] * Category:  5 (ERROR_CATEGORY_EXIT_CODE)\n[ ERROR ] * Code:     -1073741819 (c0000005)\n[ ERROR ] * Localised: Grand Theft Auto V exited unexpectedly.\nExit code 0xc0000005 indicates a game crash (STATUS_ACCESS_VIOLATION)", u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Google!!!!', u'hours': 84.2, u'products': 11, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'Recommend', u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'$Flexxx$', u'hours': 8.3, u'products': 39, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'text': u'dead but good game, just like what everyone else is saying you should make it free 2 play or change the pricing or something ;p', u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'JarrodvsWorld', u'text': u"Matchmaking sucks right now. Its a great game and concept but there either aren't enough players or the matchmaking is completely useless. I love the mobility but mobility is useless if I cant even get into a match. Please fix asap", u'hours': 16.9, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198216135569', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 10, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'FROG\u039eR (Deprecated)', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 192, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'text': u'No', u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'Ricardo Nauts', u'hours': 10.0, u'products': 1034, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-11-22', u'text': u'Mesmo estando em Early Access eu j\xe1 recomendo muito\n. Em poucos minutos ele me segurou como poucos jogos conseguiram. Extremamente carism\xe1tico, bonito e divertido.\nO jogo acompanha as aventuras do pequenino her\xf3i Tilo, um camundongo-bardo que foi capturado por ratos gigantes e precisa escapar de suas masmorrras; desvendando misterios do seu passado e do mundo do jogo no caminho. As mec\xe2nicas misturam v\xe1rios g\xeaneros, de jogos de plataforma a Stealth.\nOs maiores problemas por agora s\xe3o a performance ruim e a inteligencia artificial que \xe9 bem limitada. Mas a cada update isso vem melhorando.Essa vers\xe3o dura entre 5 e 6 horas e tem basicamente a primeira \xe1rea do jogo, que equivale a 25-30% do jogo completo.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'mattjelly', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 637, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-11-21', u'text': u'One of the better early access titles on Steam.\nVery engaging stealth game.\nShould be more popular.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'lods of emone', u'hours': 4.7, u'products': 150, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-11-19', u'text': u"Pros:\n+Good Presentation (Graphics, animation quality, sound, etc.) It really looks nice, and I would believe you if you told me this game was made by a big budget studio.\n+Great Writing. Despite the lack of voice overs, the sense of humor and amount of character put into the writing is very entertaining and believable.\n+Great content to map size ratio. Despite there only being 3 main areas, none of which are that large, the level design, quests, and characters dispersed throughout actually give you a lot to do and explore in each one.\n+Intriguing Story, though unfinished. Since its in Early Access, you get kind of blue balled once the content is cut off, but enough was there to get me interested in the main characters.\n+Limitless potential if further development continues at a steady pace\nCons:\n-Mediocre optimization. Motion blur significantly reduces framerate, and certain areas my framerate was halved. Random huge frame drops for 1-2 seconds on occasion as well. I have a GTX 1060, which is by no means a weak card.\n-Barebones main stealth mechanic. For a game designed purely on stealth, the stealth mechanic is a little bland. It uses a simple system where line of sight and your movement near enemies increases their awareness of you, and once the awareness bar reaches full, you're caught. Only, not really, because you can just outrun the guards and hide as soon as you break line of sight, and they make no attempt to search the hiding spots.\n-Currently, not enough content. I don't think the amount of game justifies its price. I'm writing this immediately after I beat it (not 100%, but pretty close, 24/26 quests completed) so my time played (4-5 hours) is accurate to around how long it'll take you to finish. If you do decide to purchase it consider it a donation to help move development along, not as a purchase of a full game. Which you should be doing for every EA title, honestly.\nThings of Note:\n=As of this review, there is absolutely no combat. Purely stealth. There are outfits that provide various bonuses, but they don't affect gameplay significantly enough to really make a huge difference other than aesthetics. This is not the Dark Souls: Prepare to Mice Edition you're looking for.\n=Controller STRONGLY recommended. Despite not being DS:PtME, it still needs a controller about as badly. Keyboard controls are pretty wonky, and don't allow to walk, which affects your ability to sneak.\n=No voiceovers. It'd be really nice if they could find some really good VA's, but I'd rather them stick to text than get someone to phone it in.\n=Occasional bugginess, as should be expected with early access titles.\nOverall, I think this game is well worth supporting. The setting is something we really don't see in action games too often, and while the story is rather simple, it's still interesting and well written enough to keep players invested. Keep in mind my main gripes about this game are on the technical side, and will likely be remedied as it is developed.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Charaktar', u'hours': 14.0, u'products': 57, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'text': u'+ amazing variety in playstyle you can choose\n+ Incredible detail to storytelling\n+ great artwork and scenary\n+ awesome animations and effects\n10/10 would recommend', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'[S]akutara', u'text': u'Addicted, a lot of nice things to figured out.', u'hours': 53.1, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198177690431', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 236, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'[NDC]DarthFrank', u'text': u"I quite enjoyed this side-scrolling murder romp.  Sneak attack kills remind me of Tenchu in a good way.  Another joyful adventure bourne on the backs of dead security personnel.  Whatever guards are paid in ninja village, it's not enough.", u'hours': 30.3, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197999071916', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 73, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Casey', u'text': u"I've been slogging through this game off and on for the past several years on the open xcom mod so it doesn't record my hours on steam.\nI really enjoy this title. It's enough like the original xcom so that you can immediately grasp what to do, but it's twice as hard.\nPlaying this game is like having sex with the lobster men. It's brutal but once you figure out what to do, the soft meaty center will reward you again and again.", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-12-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 367, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Burn', u'hours': 16.4, u'products': 278, u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-22', u'text': u'I remember how much flack this game got because it was practically a reskinned version of the first game (developers admitted) except set mostly underwater. But calling this game an expansion pack is just not right, or too underwhelming of a description. A re-imagining or clone is perhaps better ... a nice improved copy of an awesome game!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'THe HyP3r n\u2642\u2642B', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 100, u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-02-24', u'text': u'Well, from my perspective, I think this game is good and very fun...... Random barriers need you to cross, challenging your mind and your speed of reactions. However, you do need to do some eyes exercises after playing this game, because it harms your eyes very much if you play it for a long time.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Sol', u'hours': 6.1, u'products': 95, u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-02-18', u'text': u'Really great game, to bad theres no recorder included in the game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'mrskill', u'text': u'The game has a nice atmosphere by having nice graphics and soundtracks.\nBut i find out pretty fast that, there are things you can easy avoid and some things which are impossible to avoid, because you cant see where you need to be at next and as soon as you can see it, its too late and you get destroyed. No idea once more again, like in all the other games, what the developer was thinking by doing this mistake.\nThere are 3 levels of difficulty:\nSimplicity\nFutile\nUltra\nAnd each one has a random and a memory based distance. The memory based distance changes each day.', u'hours': 4.1, u'date': u'2016-02-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197977209818', u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 118, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'ZoneWolf', u'text': u'Terrible game!\nF2P that requires gold to be purchased constantly.\nMake the game cost $10 and I would buy it.  I refuse to throw money into a game where each match costs 2-4 gold bars PER match.', u'hours': 5.9, u'date': u'2014-01-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198124277501', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 50, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Gustave Murdoch', u'hours': 7.6, u'products': 725, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2014-01-09', u'text': u'A free to play game that literally cost money to play? No thanks.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Grandhunter', u'text': u'A great adaptation of the board game.  Like Chess, but with a more open board and the element of randomness. Has a great community.  Have almost 900 games, 378 hours for a little over $30.  Highly recommend.', u'hours': 968.9, u'date': u'2014-01-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197982135370', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 308, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'CrunchNomNom', u'hours': 121.4, u'products': 297, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2015-05-29', u'text': u"Great game. 120+ hours of play time.\nI don't know the last time I got this many hours out of a single player game. Maybe never.\nIt was a bit rough at the start playing as a priest with hardly any spells and low chance to cast them successfully, but it gets much better. Use plenty of magic seal items at the start (instant magic spell items with 100% success) until your own magic abilities get better. When you get AoE spells much later in the game you will be unstoppable.\nThe story is very unique compared to other games I've played, and the gameplay is too. It combines investigation with regular RPG elements very well.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'green_ghost08', u'text': u'Diablo Crime Scene Investigators. You basically have to hunt down heretics before they destroy the world. You also learn about Christian mythology.', u'hours': 7.6, u'date': u'2015-05-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561198020889705', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 114, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'CarneAsada', u'text': u"Inquisitor is an old-school RPG with a unique setting and gritty style. It was fun to play but its grindy and often needlessly confusing nature spoiled the immersion for me somewhat. I would not recommend this game to someone who wasn't already in love with classics like Baldur's Gate, NWN, etc., as it's a difficult game to get into initially, but if you still enjoy those top-down RPGS and are hungry for something new, Inquisitor may scratch that itch. If RPGs are a hit-or-miss thing for you or if old-school gameplay with all its muddiness is a turn-off, however, this game will probably not be your thing. 6.5/10", u'hours': 15.9, u'date': u'2015-05-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198039646328', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 132, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'AGENT Plant Manson \u2605O.S.I.\u2605', u'text': u"I'd rather go to the dentist than play this game to end.\nI found the first hour of this game to be so painfuly unenjoyable that in all seriousness I would have rather been at the dentist.\nThe story is bad, the main character is Princess Peach from the last game, secondary character is wallpaper, it runs poorly, it runs poorly, it runs poorly, things like the skill tree run poorly!, the combat mechanics suck, the skill tree sucked, the music wasn't even Square music it was like some third party contracted J-pop, party system sucked, and the plot was terrible.", u'hours': 3.2, u'date': u'2017-07-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197964577509', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 89, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'\u041fi\u043f\u0435\u0442\u0430il\u0435df\u0431\u0445', u'text': u'I like the characters', u'hours': 2.7, u'date': u'2017-07-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198116254829', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 77, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'hellangelmendoza1', u'text': u'i wish that final fantasy games go on imac as all the game for window games .should be share window and mac ..holly smoke from me deaf power and autism', u'hours': 24.7, u'date': u'2017-07-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198118694361', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 22, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'MomyAbdullakbar', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 22, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'text': u'Good game if you got friends.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'MysteryPotatoGuy', u'hours': 10.5, u'products': 142, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'text': u'Used to be fun before the updates, the updates made the game way too big and now its very hard to actually have fun.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'REDACTED', u'text': u"Well, it's something to talk about in the impending court ordered therapy?", u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 332, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'CtrlCthenV [o.O]', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 252, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-21', u'text': u'I love 2hu and also ZUN. I hope he buys a beer on me!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'gsedgemanx', u'hours': 3.0, u'products': 81, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-21', u'text': u"Even though it's the 16th game in the mainline series, I feel this is a perfect introduction to this series. It's a very good shoot 'em up with some amazing music, a good example of the genre.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'xX420_goblinslayah96Xx', u'text': u"The 16th main entry in ZUN's popular indie danmaku schmup Touhou also marks the first release of the series on the Steam platform. This is another solid entry in the franchise. As per all Touhou games you fight through 6 stages of bullet hell action while fighting bosses and there's an unlockable extra stage. The stages and bosses are all fun. The music is fantastic. The art is still terrible, but the lolis are ridiculously cute. The game is challenging but is definitely easier (IMO) than the previous two entries making this an excellent starting point for new fans. So whether you are a long time fan or somebody interested in getting into the series this game is defnitely worth a shot. Plus, by buying the game you can help support potential future Steam releases of Touhou games and ZUN's alcoholism!", u'hours': 7.1, u'date': u'2017-11-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198057576850', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 110, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'pwehmer', u'text': u'When i enter the game im introduced to a bug where it skips alot the game is impossible to play cause when your in the battle system is really hard to get a nice.I hope they fix this cause in first game it was awsome,fun,and charming but now it impossible.', u'hours': 23.8, u'date': u'2014-11-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198160782843', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 2, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'aidanr', u'hours': 12.2, u'products': 570, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2014-11-02', u'text': u"The only bad thing I'll say about this game is that the combat gets very repetitive. Aside from that though this game is very humorous and fun to play.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'Nemi', u'hours': 4.9, u'products': 273, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2014-11-02', u'text': u"I wanted to love this game, I really did, but it ended up being too much like the first one. The combat isn't particularly challenging, the story is cute, but not as witty as it thinks it is. I recommend playing it with a gamepad since using some skills while walking requires some serious finger twisting.\nI will still recommend the first one to my friends, but the second one... not so much.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'Balgair', u'text': u"It\u2019s 3:00 a.m. and you are thinking \u201cJust one more turn\u201d.  Problem is you were thinking the same thing at 9:00 p.m.  Should you try to get a couple hours sleep before work or classes?\nThe weekend can\u2019t come soon enough, Star Traders Frontiers awaits.\nLooking at my small amount of Steam playtime,  masks  the hundreds of hours, I have  played the game during Alpha testing.  Month after month what kept me coming back for more?\nIf you would like to get a basic  introduction of the game mechanics take a look at the\nWiki pages for Star Traders Frontiers.   As the game, and rules expand.  The Wiki pages are automatically updated.The Wiki pages just scratch the surface, you really need to experience the depth for yourself in realtime play.\nI can write four or five pages.  But that wouldn't be a review, and who would have the patience to read it.  When looking for a new game, my eyes glaze over after about a page.  That length belongs in a Steam guide I\u2019ll be putting together later.\nThere is an Advanced mode button.  This lets you create your Captain, Officers, and crew\nto your exact finely detailed specifications. Quick start is like looking at your watch to see what time it is.  Advanced is like building your own watch.  Advanced will offer you all 9 current Captain types to start with instead of 4.  Each Captain and officer will develop up to 3 jobs as you play.\nThis game is not frozen in carbonite.  Trese Brothers will continue to add content and fix bugs long after purchase. As normal, Steam will update with the new versions as they are released.\nQuick Start:\nAfter installing if you want to jump right in without allot of setup, there are 4 pre-made Captain templates for you to choose from. You can start playing in two or three minutes.\n\nSelect a Template and Click the Launch button.\nChoose game difficulty.\nChoose a Map: You can use the default map or create your own.\nChoose a Faction:  Which house or Syndicate do you want to join at the beginning.\nCustomize, Choose from male or  female Captains.  How do you want your Captain to dress\nWhat does the face look like and more.\nClick the Launch button\nSimple right?  You just started a very long fun journey.  How, when, and the people you interact with in this game determines your fate.  Each of them has enemies and friends, if you perform a service for one contact are you helping or hurting someone else in a distant quadrant?  When you meet them they won\u2019t forget what you did.  If you return from a mission is your contact still alive?\nCrew & Officers:  Each of them have their own distinct personalities, and traits.  You can decide to promote them, fire them, or just take a calculated risk.  They can quit or even mutiny.  What makes a crew member tick affects the rest of the crew, and ship performance.  Like everybody else none of them are completely good or bad.  You will not automatically understand who they are, hidden traits will be revealed during game play.\nHot Keys, are increasingly rare in laptop/desktop games.  Saves allot of clicks.  Hover over an icon to reveal the keyboard shortcut.  The Escape key is your best friend to exit cutscenes you have seen a dozen times before, and backing out of other screens quickly.\nI\u2019ve done my best to keep the review brief.  If you want to know more, Steam guides are being prepared.  Google \u201cTrese Brothers\u201d to see hundreds of helpful Forum  threads, and as mentioned above take a look at the Wiki pages.   I have played for almost a year.\nBuy it, try, it and be immersed.  Leave your everyday life behind for a few hours downtime every day.", u'hours': 55.8, u'date': u'2017-11-14', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198053061057', u'product_id': u'335620', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 69, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Agitated Avion', u'text': u"It was a pleasant suprise to find a game about a meme so close to my heart, but what I did not expect is that this game awakened a xenophobic salt beast that was bubbling under the surface of my skin.  Seriously, \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 Belgium, they can peddle on their little bike over to me to suck my\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 but they'll have to wait in line behind Romania, Scotland and Serbia.\nThe game itself is quite fun.", u'hours': 9.0, u'date': u'2016-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198026277308', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 124, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'ninja nes', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 204, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-11-25', u'text': u'Best game ever. Almost Kerbal Space Program - just add an asteroid DLC. Will buy for all friends. 2016 must have.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'ThundraArakain', u'hours': 1.7, u'products': 224, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-11-24', u'text': u'Addicting and hard to put down.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Hupsel', u'text': u'What the \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 is this\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-07-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 536, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u"Fuck You I'm Lazy", u'text': u'Got this game for $0.33 as part of a Humble Bundle deal. It was worth it I guess since I got DMC as well.', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-07-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198063142296', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 173, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'UGotGlocked', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 451, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-07-18', u'text': u"I got it for .30 cents. It's a bad game but it's ok for .30 cents. Dont spend real money on this game. Get it on sale, like, severely on sale.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Prestonification', u'text': u"For what it offers especially in the market right now, it's simply not worth the $30+ pricetag.", u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2016-05-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 139, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'MOG', u'text': u'Combat is basic but fun, the art style and characters are unique.  A competent 2D fighter, and if your into anime styled fighters gives this one a look.', u'hours': 2.7, u'date': u'2016-05-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 22, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Mr.DartGamer', u'text': u"If you know your way around fighting games then you won't have a problem, but if your rusty at it...well be ready to get your @$$ kick by China's Legendery Heros (Heroines) of the Three Kingdoms, it my not be all of them, but it's enough. OST that play on the stages are nice to hear and make you feel like a boss. as well the menu is simple and that's find.\nAs well if you know the Koihime Musou series, and been dieing for more content, from Baseson on your end of the world, then buy this game. and hopfully, we can get the Visual Novels on are end. Not to mention a team of users are trying there damn hards in translating the 'Shin Koihime Musou', called The SKM Project and there going on three years almost. I've be following for those same years and wish for this Visual Novel to be fully Translated, just like many others who be following this Community.", u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2016-05-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198113693100', u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 168, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'nd', u'text': u'Currently, this is not perhaps quite gaming, but a gaming development appearance. First of all - read the intro. The developer warns you about the fact game is still in development, warns you that its currently short. And also warns you that the longer the game will be developed - the higher would be the price :)\nSo you may buy it now cheap, you may have a refund, but you may wait as well how big the game grows :)\nI had an issue with "skip intro" button as well; but changing resolution helped - after the issue is solved its no more an issue :D though, surely, it must be solved not by the users, but by the developers.\ngame\'s plot currently quite simple: you are investigating a strange mistycal murder in a scary atmosphere. however, theres a competition between horror games: which one will frighten you best. I think you can give a chance to this one.', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2016-09-06', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 13, u'product_id': u'522590', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 2759, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'The~*Hacker #Bot 3', u'hours': 608.6, u'products': 302, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-03-05', u'text': u'Nice game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'ixurge', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 829, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-01-22', u'text': u'played 15 minutes.\nbored to death.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'intel', u'hours': 5.4, u'products': 356, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-01-13', u'text': u'not my type and kinda boring\nidling for card drops', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Rushhawk', u'hours': 5.9, u'products': 169, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-09', u'text': u'i love when the titans sometimes run into their allies and then they go flying', u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'MayaDF', u'hours': 39.7, u'products': 370, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-09', u'text': u'First game of the series. Great Game.\nRecommended. Might even play it again in the future.\nFun rating 9/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'pro w0w player', u'hours': 11.2, u'products': 263, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-09', u'text': u'y\u0131l 2009... g\xf6zler ya\u015fl\u0131... MAKE Y\u0130\u011e\u0130T CD MARKET GAMES GREAT AGAIN', u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'Cartof', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 1644, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-12-10', u'text': u"How do you know a game is BAD before you play it? It recommends a controller.\nThis is a very BAD puzzle platformer with no audio control (except mute) and a dissappearing mouse pointer. Thats it. Just don't waste your time with this 5 euro piece of..", u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'EndlessLethe', u'text': u'The English translation is below.\n\u4e00\u6b3e\u6211\u672c\u4ee5\u4e3a\u50cf\u68a6\u6e38\u5148\u751f\u7684\u6e38\u620f\uff0c\u7136\u800c\u5e76\u4e0d\u50cf\u3002\n\u9053\u5177\u7b80\u5355\uff0c\u5173\u5361\u7b80\u5355\u3002\n\u5f53\u4f60\u73a9\u8fc7\u524d\u4e09\u5173\u4f60\u5c31\u6478\u6e05\u4e86\u8fd9\u4e2a\u6e38\u620f\u3002\n\u63a7\u5236\u7cdf\u7cd5\uff1a\n====1.\u9f20\u6807\u53ea\u5728\u4f60\u79fb\u52a8\u5b83\u65f6\u624d\u51fa\u73b0\n====2.\u5f53\u4f60\u7ad9\u5728\u82f9\u679c\u4e0a\u65f6\u4f60\u4e0d\u80fd\u7acb\u523b\u5feb\u8fdb\uff0c\u56e0\u4e3a\u9f20\u6807\u5f88\u5bb9\u6613\u4f60\u4f7f\u4ece\u82f9\u679c\u4e0a\u4e0b\u6765\u3002\n\u6216\u8bb8\u662f\u6211\u5bf9\u8fd9\u79cdPZL\u65e0\u611f\u5427\uff0c\u6211\u771f\u89c9\u5f97\u592a\u7b80\u5355\u4e86\u3002\n\u4e3a\u4ec0\u4e48\u6211\u4f1a\u5bf9\u8fd9\u4e2a\u6e38\u620f\u90a3\u4e48\u4e0d\u6ee1\u5462\uff0c\u6216\u8bb8\u8fd8\u662f\u671f\u671b\u592a\u9ad8\u3002\n\u5047\u5982\u4f60\u60f3\u8981\u4e00\u4e2a\u7b80\u5355\u7684\u5c0f\u6e38\u620f\uff0c\u5b83\u6216\u8bb8\u4e5f\u9002\u5408\u4f60\u3002\n\u770b\u5f97\u51fa\u6765\u5236\u4f5c\u662f\u633a\u7528\u5fc3\u7684\u3002\nA game whose name makes me recall my childhood and one interesting game\n.\nHowever this game is not as good as\n.\nSimple tools and simple puzzles.\nWhen you pass the first three levels, you can say you know this game inside out.\nTerrible to control your character.\nNo stories.\nToo simple.\nMaybe I have too much expectation.\nA game which is not so difficult.\nDesigned by heart.', u'hours': 3.0, u'date': u'2016-12-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198243358856', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 1796, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'Xephod', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 477, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-12-07', u'text': u"Back to Bed is like walking through a Salvador Dali painting. The walls curve up into each other, gravity and perspective doesn't matter in the slightest and you end up with a weird craving for apples. This is one of the better puzzle games I've played here on steam and I hope that the developers continue with this beautiful artstyle and wonderful world.\nMy only criticism is the controles, I'm playing this with a mouse and keyboard and I'm pretty sure that it's designed for controller use. That's more of a fault on my part than the developers, and is probably easily solved.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'._Doktor_[HU]. S>BP', u'text': u'A great program for making Animations! Little bit hard to learn everything, but still usefull!', u'hours': 464.6, u'date': u'2017-11-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 11, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'Picholas Cage', u'text': u'yeet', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2017-11-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198050456196', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 44, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'fnafgamer', u'text': u'MAKE IT FOR MAC GABE!!!!!', u'hours': 4.1, u'date': u'2017-11-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198368278337', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 12, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'mariaaana', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 2, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'text': u'niceeea', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'zo22', u'text': u'>Click Cube\n>Get Gold\n>Buy Stuff to Click Cubes for you\n>Get More Stuff\n>Get Time Cubes\n>Buy More Stuff\n>Get Weapon Cubes\n>Repeat\n11/10 Would Cube Again', u'hours': 30.4, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 6, u'user_id': u'76561198334278738', u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 13, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'\u30df\u30e9\u304b\u3002', u'text': u'Booted the game up this morning to find my local and cloud saves were both non-existent and all my progress had been reset. Thanks, Proton Studios', u'hours': 98.1, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 220, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Ael', u'text': u"I played this a long time ago, IT was easy and kinda got boring fast. Got it on steam because of a sale to give it another go and it appears it doens't want to work on my computer (Camera GLitch happens all the time) So I don't recommend you waste your time or even money. A Mcdonalds will be much better spent cash for you :D", u'hours': 15.0, u'date': u'2014-08-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198010131631', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 751, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Noodle', u'text': u'How to enjoy.\nStep 01: Remove fun portions of brain.\nStep 02: Remove sense of humor portion of brain.\nStep 03: Enjoy game.', u'hours': 10.3, u'date': u'2014-07-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 32, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 445, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Itachi Uchiha', u'text': u"This game is very nice. I like the little characters and the gameplay but what really bugs me is when you start the campaign and the voice of the woman who helps you go through the 1st chapter is just awfull. She talks nonsence and the sounds she makes while talking just \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 my brain (literally) :D!\nBut all in all, I think this game isnt so bad i'll rate it 3/5.", u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2014-07-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198059570541', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 119, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Frostregen', u'text': u'Great Game xD\nReally :)\nIt is not as bad, as you might imagine :)', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2014-01-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197963286986', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 871, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Nede a BB 4 mi PP', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 214, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2014-01-15', u'text': u"Do yourself a huge favor, never buy this game. The actors are terrible, i only got 10 minutes into the game before i realized that it would be nothing better than a cheap game with nothing good about it. I couldn't find any tutorials, or controls, I didn't know what my missions were, the story line (if you could call it that) was obviously written by a two and a half year old blind child eating glue while hes doing it. Put in short, this game will do nothing more than dissapoint you if you buy it at full price. with a 90% off coupon, maybe, but i would still reccomend the binding of isaac for that cheap rather than this.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'[NDC]Octane', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 356, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2014-01-14', u'text': u'Excellent space shooter with a twangy soundtrack (hats off to the twisty National Anthem twist).  If you liked Star Trek: Bridge Commander or even old school Wing Commander, this game is for you.  Imagine a very unserious battle game matching the quirkiness of Command and Conquer: Red Alert 3.  Good game for a good moderate price.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Ni Hao Fuckers', u'hours': 33.2, u'products': 375, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-07-02', u'text': u'Would read again ^^', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'sonicO6man', u'text': u"This visual novel (and series as a whole) is pretty good, despite the fact that it has essentially no gameplay. It may start off slow, but its still definitely worth reading I'd say. Oh, and if the backgrounds or sprites look ugly to you, there's a mod that makes it all look better and adds japanese voice acting.", u'hours': 14.8, u'date': u'2017-07-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198072197779', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 204, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Barao Geraldo', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 15, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-03-18', u'text': u'because why not', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'-13-', u'hours': 35.0, u'products': 19, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-03-18', u'text': u'Good Game :3', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Sid \u30b7\u30c9', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 261, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-03-13', u'text': u'Create, eat, sleep and repeat.. a peaceful little game everyone should try.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Lord Counta', u'text': u'It was a little fun for a while, but the idea of making the pond selfsufficient seems impossible. It takes some time to get it all started, but just when it all seems fine, you put the mammal in. Then it\'s all screwed.\nConsidering that this is a simulator, I would have liked to see a lot more gameplay options and factors. pH-levels, weather, unnatural pollution and things like that. But instead we get two different kinds of pollutions which is produced and effecting the lake all by itself. The graphics are poor, but the player has been warned beforehand and it doesn\'t cost anything, yet.\nWith further development, this game could become something more exciting, even though it is surrounded by the "background game"-feeling. It could even start to feel like something real. But as it is right now; it is not. Not recommended.', u'hours': 6.1, u'date': u'2016-03-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198068723455', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 107, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'YuraConst', u'text': u"The final hero is a scam.\nGive us a final hero with a targeted shot of some kind - even a single targeted lightning would've been better than several randoms. I just need to guarantee a bullseye as I have all other pieces of winning the final fight already in place.\nBasically, you devs jsut scammed the regular users by not giving a viable way to poke out that shooting eye on turn 1 of its charge, or to start with 32 maxed walls instead of units.\nPeople, don't buy this game unless you want to hot-seat-PVP it.", u'hours': 44.6, u'date': u'2015-12-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 285, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'MMG Man', u'text': u'This game gets old after the first campaign.  In addition the story is rather boring.', u'hours': 32.2, u'date': u'2015-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197990406921', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 1088, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'richard.claus', u'hours': 112.3, u'products': 161, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2015-11-28', u'text': u'great fun, not many players left. single player campaign is a little too lite on the rpg stuff', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'marc.yunnie', u'text': u'A really cool little game!', u'hours': 7.0, u'date': u'2017-05-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198027107453', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 306, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'cann0n fodder', u'hours': 65.7, u'products': 466, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-05-20', u'text': u'Not as luck dependent as some of the reviewers would have you believe and the victory is rarely easy to predict based on who has the most cash at any point in the game. Most of my games were a frantic back and forth in the last few rounds with unexpected twist:  underdogs turning the table on the frontrunners, everybody ganging up on the leader while trying to piece up combos that will score them a victory.\nThe only time when the games were not enjoyable was when some players would focus on unlikely targets, completely ignoring the guy who was about to win - probably friends playing together.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Switchblade', u'hours': 150.1, u'products': 182, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-05-20', u'text': u'I wish there was more content coming soon. if ayone knows of any please comment. New maps would be nice. Other than that I love this game really kool. takes a minute to learn still dont know how to properly use the hell cards on the second page . lol  but the game is pretty awesome and funny', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'\u25bd Isackender \u25bd', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 676, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2015-11-29', u'text': u"DON'T BUY THIS GAME.\nI really wanted to enjoy this classic, but it crashes constantly. There is no solution to the problem.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'Laerrus', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 400, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2015-11-29', u'text': u"Saw this... Remembered it as being that game which consisted of the worms and what was presumably the boss of the game, the lion thing... Bought it just to over come childhood trauma of never getting further than that...\nGot further than that... It's incredible... Well worth the price of admission... You will die... A lot...", u'early_access': False, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'Spiderdust8', u'text': u"I've completed this game with all achievements on both Xbox One and PS4, so this review is not about the game difficulty or idiosyncrasies of controllers. But what I have experienced on this PC version are frequent crashes. Specifically, the game just exits. This happens in cutscenes and in gameplay. It is random, never at the same point in the game, but it is very annoying nonetheless. It ruins the immersion. And I don't see any follow-up work, like patching, so this game isn't being actively maintained. The game itself is a unique experience and one that I would recommend, but this port is faulty. I recommend playing one of the console ports instead.", u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2015-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198186396395', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 145, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'zuoanqh(aka chad)', u'text': u"I can see this game is very atmospheric and let you live the life through different lenses, but I can't recommend the game because it gets frustrating when you can't progress.\nIf you're going to tell an interactive story, just tell it. don't play against us. we're not your enemy, we're your co-author of this game.", u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2017-08-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198040770844', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 40, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'denshaonna', u'hours': 2.7, u'products': 64, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-08-07', u'text': u"Sweet little game that puts you in the shoes of one man, in three stages of his life: when you are a kid, an adult, and an elderly person. Each stage has their own struggles, translated into mini-games or something alike. Some of the levels are very challenging, and others just require you to appreciate what is going on in your surroundings, so you can interact with and modify them.\nThere is a bad ending and a good ending to each level, which you will see materialized into trophies in a special room.\nOh, and it's a free game! So there's nothing to lose. I absolutely love it and I'm looking forward to the full version.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'RuneCrypt The One', u'text': u"The game is very restrcitive on how many times you can mess up, it gets a bit dull after a couple minutes into playing it, and you just feel like you're on a really bad trip.", u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-08-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198123483570', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 52, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'unsatisfying salad', u'hours': 1.6, u'products': 296, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2015-12-31', u'text': u'A simple but fun indie game. Grab it for a few bucks at the most.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'BestintheRealm', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 842, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2015-12-29', u'text': u'Why is this game so addictive????', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'KindGamers.com', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 1119, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2015-12-29', u'text': u'Would make for an amazing mobile game, and this is a REALLY unique concept.  Despite that, I was bored after a few levels.  Buy this on mobile for long trips, but not for your desktop gaming experience.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Genospark', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 146, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2015-12-22', u'text': u"I talk about this puzzle game a lot to friends and colleauges. Bascially, you have to move a ball from one side of the screen to another using slopes, pulleys, and other physical objects. But, you have to draw some of the objects in! It's really rad.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Hardy', u'text': u'ur mom geye', u'hours': 5.9, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 31, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'\uff3a\uff33\uff45\uff56\uff45\uff4e\u3000\u30df\u30fc\u30d2', u'hours': 49.3, u'products': 2, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'Best F2P game ever.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Ano | wtfskins.com tradeit.gg', u'hours': 78.6, u'products': 238, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u"it's a really really fun game to wast time on and have fun with ur friends 9/10", u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Luisfius', u'text': u"Interesting adventure game, but it is extremely, extremely 90s.\nI had played a ripped version from Home of the Underdogs a long time ago. I remember getting stuck in the  factory area. I do not remember if that version had any voices, but I do remember liking it  quite a bit.\nBut what I remember the most of it was that during the 90s (97 or 98), when my parents went to a walmart-style store (not a walmart though), there was a PC games shelf.  There were always a couple of game boxes that drew my attention.\nThere were copies of Redneck Rampage, the Washington DC Duke Nukem expansion, Magebane, Battle Isle Incubtion and... This.\nThe cover looked so weird. And the images of the game on the back looked really weird as well.  I was interested in what they showed of the doll interface, I did not understand  for example that the open function on the doll's belly would open the item, I thought that it was referring to actually opening the main character's torso somehow.\nYeah, I dunno.  The box seemed interesting. I never did get  it there since the family PC was not up to par and I actually never asked my parents to get it for me then.\nI thought I would never have an original copy of this (and after trying the mentioned HOTU version, did not have all that much interest in it either, the game was not quite as fun as I had imagined back then), but hey, thanks to things like GOG, there are now playble versions of these things that work on modern systems for the most part.\nDunno why, but I  was kind of hoping that it would have mappings for a pad  mimicking a 360 pad, but eh, no such luck.\nWorth trying? Sure.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 1979, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'hans2919', u'text': u'Wow this game brings me back to my 386Mhz days.', u'hours': 2.3, u'date': u'2016-12-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198127298440', u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 78, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Mr. Otterton', u'text': u'Really weird controls and moving is very hard. Game does not tell you controls. Plot is funny and graphics very retro. Voice acting is good,', u'hours': 3.1, u'date': u'2016-12-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198142240214', u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 329, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'super mario', u'text': u'"are you a real villian?"\n"well technically.. nah"\n"have you ever caught a good guy like a like a real super hero?"\n"naw"\n"have you ever tried a disguise?"\n(silence)\n"alright i can see i will have to teach you how to be villians"\n*breaks out into a song on how to be a bad person*', u'hours': 241.8, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198116019625', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 88, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'TVTKN', u'text': u'this\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665is\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665br>', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-12-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198066970078', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 68, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'ONOKENAAA', u'hours': 3.2, u'products': 90, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-12-01', u'text': u"This game is really fun but with the lack of people can't really enjoy it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'Captain Jalape\xf1o', u'hours': 12.5, u'products': 52, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-12-01', u'text': u'This game has potential, but in order for it to be more successful it has to be f2p, otherwise - I cannot recommend Lawbreakers in its current state.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'OhHaiMyGodDamnMaiz', u'hours': 3.6, u'products': 135, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-11-11', u'text': u'Cant wait for more!', u'early_access': True, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Olucaron', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 603, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-11-08', u'text': u'So far, I really love the look and feel of this game. It strikes me as a cross between Redwall and MGS. Looking forward to the end result.\nAlso, cute mice are cute. Rude frogs are cool.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Willow Woods', u'text': u'The reviews are generally overwhelmingly positive and its easy to see why when you play this game. So far I\'m several hours into game play and its not your general stealth game. Since you\'re no assassin, you have to think up some inventive ways to get about.\nPlenty of quests to keep you entertained and a humble hero. Even when things get frustrating, its hard not to have fun.\nFor still being in "Development" stages, it probably has less bugs than most full releases.', u'hours': 13.7, u'date': u'2016-11-07', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198012390569', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 192, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Woldemar II', u'text': u'This game is absolutely captivating stealth experience, I spent the whole to run through the game. So fun to play around with inside mechanics of the game and try different tactics to the highest score, only to find out that you are #50,000 in global leaderboard.\nAbsolute pleasure, no wonder the game got so many rewards.', u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197998861870', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 62, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Elintepic', u'text': u'This is my favorite single playergame of all time. Look at my profile picture for proof.', u'hours': 37.5, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 161, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'ZeronosVega', u'hours': 27.3, u'products': 161, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u'Mark of the Ninja has completely blown away any expectations I had for it. Going in, I figured the game would be a fun adventure featuring action, stealth, and basically being a ninja. What I did not expect was to have a game which presented so many ways to use your tools, skills, and environment to tackle each level to such a high degree. Couple that with a unique visual presentation which oozes with style, amazing sound design, and a well-paced and interesting story, why, this is a game I wish I had spent more time with years ago.\nNeedless to say, if you are looking for a true "ninja" game, this is that game!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'earl_of_omaha', u'text': u'Of the new series and old, this is the best X-Com.', u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2017-12-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197992361383', u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 90, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'wolfcubs', u'hours': 37.8, u'products': 927, u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'text': u'The second game of the X-Com series takes matters into dark waters. The alien invaders have returned, but not from the sky. They call the seabed their land and need to be stopped. As the commander of a special unit with international backing, you are chosen to step up to the challenge and show this alien filth what it means to rule the land! Oh, and the ocean.\nThe story follows the first installment of the series. Set 40 years after the defeat of the aliens, a new threat emerges from the deepest corners of the ocean. X-Com (Extraterrestrial Combat Unit) gets reactivated to combat these new invaders of mans land. The player, being the commander of X-Com, needs to gain the upper hand in the conflict and bring peace to the seas. Failure is not an option.\nThe gameplay is similar, if not nearly exactly the same, as in "X-Com: UFO Defense". It can be divided into two larger parts: The strategic level, the world map/geoscape, and the tactical level, the missions/battlescape. The geoscape allows the player to lay down the foundation of their strategy. The land and sea aswell bases, submarines and other activities get displayed. Multiple screens and options can help the player to understand the current situation like spending of funds or USO (Unidentified Submerged Object) activity. It runs in real time, but can be paused at any time. The missions on the other hand are round based. Here the aquanauts take a stand against the aliens. Civilians are from time to time caught in the middle of the firefight. Researching new technology and manufacturing new weapons, armour and more aids the boots-on-the-ground and helps battle the alien menace. At the same time an eye needs to overlook the financial situation of the whole X-Com operation. A firm grip is aswell needed on the governments of the world which are driven by greed and will only tolerate a low amount of failure.\nThe game differs only slightly in the graphics and sound department in comparison to its ancestor. The pixelated style gets reinforced by the bright colour palette, being more intense than its previous installment. The soundtrack sets a dark and creeping contrast to the shining pixels. Lingering in the deepest seas, the atmosphere is based on mystery and the uncomfortable feeling that something is with ones crew in these waters. A \'bug\', one could call it a feature, strengthens all of this: Crackling sounds. Both annoying and funny, they can easily distracted the player. A quick fix would be a simple restart of the game.\n"X-Com: Terror From The Deep" is a worthy follow-up to the 1994 science fiction game "X-Com: UFO Defense". Refining the already great gameplay and atmosphere, the second part of the X-Com series adds its own little bits and bobs. These are not many, but they create a solid foundation on which the creeping soundtrack and the mysterious setting grasp on. Although the game has its own problems, like finding the last son of a gun on the huge maps which can frustrate the player from time to time, the game has a lot of depth and one can easily sink dozens of hours into it.\nGame voted for the\nSteam-Award 2017.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Tofke', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 5223, u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u"After all the years, it still brings me the joy and (good) frustration as the first day I bought this game.\nCan't speak for the Steam version though, still using my backup from the cd-rom version I own.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'AaToSMeD', u'text': u'A simple reflex game that is definitely worth it on a 75% or more SALE price. You will feel many kinds of emotions while you ride it out on this infinite tube of obstacles. Be fast and precise! This game may introduce you to the most intense 60 seconds of your life!', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2016-02-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198007817556', u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 1326, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'MooX', u'hours': 1.7, u'products': 1483, u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-02-10', u'text': u'Awesome Super Hexagon-like in 3D that can test your gaming skills and focus abilities, but that will also drive you crazy.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Elleneon', u'text': u'My Xbox one controller isnt working, im always spinning left.. I dont think that is full controller support\nI will check back after one week if it is fixed', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2016-02-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198030146430', u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 57, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'\u271d Meatbolt\xae \u271d  \u05de\u05b7\u05dc\u05b0\u05db\u05b5\u05bc\u05d9\u05be\u05e6\u05b6\u05d3\u05b6\u05e7', u'hours': 15.4, u'products': 635, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2014-01-05', u'text': u'i hate to buy token to play, was cool droped it due to microtransaction', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Schasm', u'text': u'A good implementation of the board game for fans of M44. Not much is available in the way of maps and such but it is a free way to scratch your M44 itch and plays fast.', u'hours': 2.7, u'date': u'2013-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197986762741', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 178, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'XeneoMorph', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 201, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2013-12-20', u'text': u'WORST \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ING GAME BECAUSE YOU CANT MOVE WHEN YOU CHOSE A CAR FIX THAT BUG NOW', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'trap Dullahan', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 531, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2015-05-02', u'text': u"great game but i think most of the bad revews are from people who can't play old rpgs but great game story great", u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Tallowhand', u'text': u'Bugged beyond all belief, completely counter-intuitive to play, but fun when it works.', u'hours': 36.7, u'date': u'2015-05-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198012962211', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 398, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Fatality', u'hours': 6.3, u'products': 1343, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-04-29', u'text': u"They call it hardcore RPG. I've played most of the CRPGs in the last decade, and i can tell you for sure that this game is not hardcore, it's just broken. It takes 2-3 minutes to kill the weakest enemy you can find, because both of you have a 90% miss chance. To recover you have to wait for eternity or buy potions which cost awfully a lot.\nI tried a trainer and maxed all my stats, i am still not able to win a 1 vs 2 fight with a god character. BROKEN.\nBesides that, the game has a nice frame, interesting dialogues and quests, truly rpg. But it's all ruined by the combat system. It would be a gem but it's just too painful and frustrating to fight.\nBuy it only on sale <0,40$\nStory/Quest/Visuals: 8/10\nCombat System: 2,5/10", u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'BlackD0g0102', u'text': u'So far the game is just as I remember, buggy and poorly optimized but on pc its like they didnt even try the fact the game crash at any more espically when youre trying to save is a hard pill to swallow the game is good if you can run it...', u'hours': 20.2, u'date': u'2017-07-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198230464808', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 13, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'*TLS*NightOwl', u'text': u'Awesome Game !!!', u'hours': 32.1, u'date': u'2017-07-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198212575613', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 17, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Gigorga', u'hours': 36.5, u'products': 44, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-07-03', u'text': u'While I always think time travel is something that story writers use as an excuse when they run out of ideas completely, I liked the game just like the previous one, but not as much as the first because of the time travel thing. Really its so random, any series, anime, game, show, movie can randomly insert time travel for no reason and make a story. Its unfortunate the story went pretty random like that, but its nothing as bad as the final fantasy x to x2 transition thats for sure.\nHonestly the only reason why I enjoyed this game was because of Caius Ballad, his voice actor, his choice of words, and the very ending boss fight / music.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'\u272a jusF', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 9, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'text': u'trash game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Danny boi', u'text': u"This used to be a good game.\nI got the game back in Jan 2016. it had a lot of players there was always like 1000 players online, at any time just recently I got back on and no one was on.\nNow, do you buy it?\nit's up to you\nif you want a game that has no players then fine, you can play with your friends\nif you don't what to buy a game that has no players then fine\nFINAL SCORE 7/10", u'hours': 22.0, u'date': u'2017-12-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 44, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Aviate', u'text': u'A good game to play with a friend. Nothing more than that.', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-12-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198126615946', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 86, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Reason', u'text': u'Finaly i can get touhou from steam', u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2017-11-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198081736535', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 397, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'glorfindel1975', u'hours': 7.2, u'products': 1965, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2014-11-02', u'text': u"Cerco di essere breve.\nTerminato in circa 6 ore, e mi aspettavo di pi\xf9 come contenuti (rispetto al primo).\nIl gioco \xe8 molto bello e mi fila liscio a 60fps senza esitazioni. Ho letto di problemi di altri a riguardo degli fps, ma io non ho mai avuto prtoblemi in nessuna circostanza.\nRispetto al primo l'ho comunque trovato pi\xf9 raffinato ed i combattimenti sono meno noiosi. Le locazioni sono molto belle. La storia \xe8 un p\xf2 meh, ma abbastanza simpatica.\nLo consiglio, ma non a prezzo pieno: prendetelo in questo periodo al 50% di sconto o aspettate tempi migliori.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'Neuroticmother', u'text': u'Love the first one.. this was just as good!', u'hours': 25.9, u'date': u'2014-11-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198030126511', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 114, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'Florus', u'hours': 14.1, u'products': 4204, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2014-11-02', u'text': u"An excellent sequel to Costume Quest. Its'sort-a-like a Final Fantasy lite, but with a comedical story with a heart (about monsters mind you) which picks up right after the DLC of the first one. So if you haven't played that one do that first; because the sequel is very much like the first one. Did I mention I liked the first one? :)", u'early_access': False, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'Manelika', u'text': u'9Gag, Mother Russia and Twilight...', u'hours': 2.7, u'date': u'2016-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198029520450', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 265, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'SiamIAm!', u'text': u'I had many questions on life...can poland ball into space?...can poland ball gets monies? This game solved my midlife crisis...', u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2016-11-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198301710266', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 7, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 53, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'ppp7032 [-=Xs=-]', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 49, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-11-13', u'text': u'Honestly, I was very pleasantly surprised by this game and its brilliant way of capturing memes and turning it into an extremely fun expreience.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Merc501st', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 219, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-07-17', u'text': u"I got this game as part of the Humble Bundle.\nWhen the first trailer for this game came out, I was interested in the first few seconds until I saw how PVP focused the game is. I never paid a thought to the game since. Now that it was part of the Humble Bundle, I thought I'd give it a try. Upon starting the game, I immediately went into the customization options as that is a very big component for me in any video game. The customization was very so-so and I understood I would need to progress through the game to unlock more. I used whatever DLC that came with the HB which included the shotguns and weapon attachements for the handguns. I played the Tutorial and immediately lost interest. The gameplay is so unrealistically fast and the camera angle is too awkward of a 3rd person view.\nI am a very big COOP focused person and I like to play with my friends. We generally enjoy PVE games. This game is not one of those. It is very PVP focused and the NPC enemies in this game are just fodder that gets in your way. I guess that was the point.\nAll in all, I never had any high expectations for this game. This game was a game that was never meant to be created. It almost seems as though it was some experimental Resident Evil multiplayer component that was never attached to a larger franchise piece. It feels as though the game was rushed and thrown out into the wild to fend for itself and to be forgoten by it's creators. Wasted man hours went into this game that didn't look like it would make a return on all the investments made by the company. Seems like Capcom had some spare cash laying around before RE7 came out and just wanted to make a quick and crap game.\nCOOP PVE like a horde mode, though a tired but true gamemode, would have done this game wonders. Yes Horde mode has popped up in a lot of games these days but it is also a game mode that works and you generally can't get wrong.\nI'm Adam Sessler and we give this game a 1 (video clip of game w/sound) out of 5.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Echo Gates', u'text': u'Would like to give a review but game wont even make it past starting up 0/10', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-07-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198199529397', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 91, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Theon', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 695, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-07-17', u'text': u'Not even worth the one dollar I spent on it.\nWhat a lazy cashgrab port.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'snackle', u'text': u'Thoughts so far: A nice base game, but the netcode is awful, the playerbase is non existent on RELEASE DATE, and it sports a 35 dollar price tag\nfix your\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665before charging that much degica.', u'hours': 5.5, u'date': u'2016-05-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 267, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Brbteabreak', u'text': u"While it may be an 'Anime' Fighting game it plays more like your traditional 2D Capcom or SNK fighter. Moves have huge recovery and not everything is cancellable, on block you\u2019ll always be minus, meaning you have to be smart with your button choice. Frame traps are non-existent because of this outside of chaining jabs together. The lack of air dash, air blocking and constant pressure separates this from the \u2018anime\u2019 style of game. Don\u2019t worry though you have massive supers that do 40% and show the ladies in all their glory.\nThe game is a counterhit paradise; if you\u2019ve played SFV it\u2019s similar to crush counters except this whole game revolves around it. Without counter hit you might be doing 15%-20% damage, on CH we\u2019re talking 40-75% damage depending on your resources.\nOverall it\u2019s very easy to pick up and play, you can freestyle for the most part and a lot of the characters have universal systems. Training mode is solid and with a large cast size with vary archetypes that all feel awesome to play. The input system is incredibly easy also; each character has 3 special moves, 1 super and another super that can only be done during the CH/CrushCounter state. There\u2019s universal overheads, launchers and sweeps, allowing you to jump between characters and have an understanding with no problem.\nThe major problem is this game has been out for some time on the JPN PSN and even longer in arcades, you might have a hard time finding games outside of launch. There are also not many resources, so unless you\u2019re ready to create your own combos or scour YouTube to find them you\u2019ll be in trouble. With SFV being the mess that it is it\u2019s not a bad time to try and explore other fighting games, in saying that you might be better off trying popular anime games such as Guilty Gear or BlazBlue.", u'hours': 5.7, u'date': u'2016-05-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 7, u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 7, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 623, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'HiiT', u'text': u"Anime girls fighting\nWhat's not to love?\n#QiulanWaifu", u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2016-05-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 10, u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 8, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 182, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'popner', u'text': u"Amazing experience for me: Open the game for the first time -> open the inventory as tutorial said -> some random action -> find out an item duplication bug.\nHow it works:\n1) Move the item you want to copy (item A) to an empty slot\n2) Drag A to an equipment slot. Now the item should stick to the cursor\n3) Press TAB 4 times to switch between panels. There should be 2 items now, one in the inventory (A') and one on the cursor (A)\n4) Click A'. If the item is not stackable, put it somewhere else.\nP.S. The game crashed 2 times while I was writing this review.", u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2016-01-11', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 234, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Fayg0', u'text': u"Don't play this the only reason i did was because i got it on", u'hours': 2.3, u'date': u'2016-01-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198223071268', u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 34, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'cabfe', u'hours': 4.6, u'products': 1042, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-01-05', u'text': u'A pleasant turn-based Hack&Slash, ideal for those who discover the genre or want simplified mechanics.\nThe graphics may look simplistic at first but they are coherent and even cute at times.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'nondeplumage', u'hours': 10.1, u'products': 24, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-08', u'text': u"Compared to the other entries in this series, this shows its age. But it's still a fun game to play, and while the response to controller input can be frustrating at times, the game does a better job at creating more scenarios where you can't just hop from gargoyle to gargoyle picking off minions.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'Galford', u'text': u'I love it!', u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2017-11-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198106953432', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 26, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'Post Organic', u'hours': 13.2, u'products': 248, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-07', u'text': u'Really does justice to the comic', u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'kenneth', u'hours': 3.9, u'products': 77, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-12-05', u'text': u'Great art style, interesting puzzle mechanics, and failures/restarts barely delay the game.\nWorth it for an hour or two of no pressure fun.\nWASD controls with the space bar to interect worked best for me.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'TyCO', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 798, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-12-04', u'text': u"I will review all my humble bundle games and see which is worth playing and which is not! Like a lot of people i buy H.B. games as a pack because i want some of the games, but not all. I will play for 5 minutes (or a little bit more) and give you my opinion on it. Sometimes the game will surprise me, sometimes it will be a total disappointment. Just keep in mind this is my opinion only and is not an objective view of the game. You might actually like it!\nThe review will be constructed into 5 parts:\n1. Game description (from what I\u2019ve seen in the time I\u2019ve played).\n2. Did i finish the game (YES/NO/Maybe in the future) and why.\n3. Pros/Cons.\n4. Final thoughts.\n5. Rating\nSo let's begin...\n1. Game description:\nA small game with a lot of puzzles. The premise is the same in every puzzle, get the sleeper to bed. The visuals and artwork is fantastic, I always loved the M.C. Escher style of drawings, combine that with a little of Dali surrealism and you get a fantastic looking game. The problem is that the puzzles are time based. I would have liked a little more time to set-up and think the whole puzzle before you start.\n2. Did i finish the game? NO/ Maybe in the future\nThe fact that you have a small time until the puzzle starts and you don\u2019t have time t think made me uninstall this game after I repeated the same level about 5 times. Maybe in the future I wil finish it but not very sure about this.\n3. Pros/Cons.\nPROS:\n-Great colors and visuals\n- superb artwork and music\nCONS:\n- Got to think very fast to solve it.\n4. Final thoughts:\nI love puzzle games and this one looks fantastic. Although the fact that you don\u2019t have enough time too think and have to act fast makes me not recommend this game. If the speed of the game doesn\u2019t bother you, go ahead buy it, otherwise wait for a sale or go to other puzzle games\n5. Rating\n5/10", u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'Mr. Matt', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 975, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-12-04', u'text': u"Back to Bed is a game in which you put apples in front of a sleepwalking man to make him turn clock-wise until he walks to a bed. The art style is nice, and the music is relaxing. They recommend a controller, but I got along just fine using a mouse. I just didn't find the game terribly interesting, exciting, or fun for me, so I can't recommend it.\nI would almost recommend it to people who like relaxing games, but the speed you need to take certain actions is a bit too quick for relaxed play. =/", u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'Mythoc\u30c4', u'hours': 6.8, u'products': 29, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-17', u'text': u'really good for animators and beginning animators as well its also really good for SFM Posters as well :)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'nkerkhof2', u'text': u'All I saw was a black screen Anyone please help and leave a comment Thank you!', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-11-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198215683476', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 8, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'Kat', u'hours': 44.0, u'products': 12, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-17', u'text': u'Amazing And Fun To Use!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'Bakiki- Sama', u'text': u'Time killing game :)', u'hours': 18.5, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198143323140', u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 2, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'schrist', u'text': u'"Sucks your time simulator" .. don\'t play it :)', u'hours': 571.8, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197972328453', u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 113, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'damn_vegetables', u'hours': 125.0, u'products': 104, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u"Not to be confused with the FPS game Time Rifters, this is an idle clicker game in the same vein of games like Cookie Clicker. It's pretty good for what it is, a mindless clicker game. No real gameplay depth, but that's not what you should expect from such a game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'G13n', u'hours': 9.0, u'products': 14, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2014-07-27', u'text': u"Such a HUGE disapointment!! I had Theme Hospital by Bullfrog now that game was awesome! This game is okay but it doesnt give you any instructions I had to work out how to do things myself, it seriously needs an update if it was updated I wouldnt think it was so bad but honestly what a waste of money developing this game. I wish Bullfrog would make a theme hospital 2 how awesome would that be! I'd pay $100+ for that! but for Tycoon im glad it was no more then $5, tottaly not worth your money.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'KiaSebastian', u'hours': 22.6, u'products': 81, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2014-07-17', u'text': u"I'm personally enjoying this game very much. I remember playing Theme Hospital on my PS1 and I couldn't stop playing it - rather addictive in my experience. The gameplay remains the same as its predecessor, but now there's more social interactions between sims... and DRAMA! It's not as modern as you'd expect it to be (graphics, controls, etc.), so if you aren't a 90's kid, I don't recommend it for you.\nFor a  90's kid (and below), the graphics and loading won't disturb you as much. I love the scenarios they've added in-game, which only brings out the inner child in me. Way to go back to the past!\n7.5/10", u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Saejus', u'text': u"I bought this game becaused I loved Theme Hospital. This is not Theme Hospital. This is simply not very good. I have got some mild entertainment from it. It is painfully obvious that the goal was to create another Theme Hospital. Rather than improving or even meeting the standards of Theme Hospital, this is simply a fail IMO. A nice try, but a fail none the less. Give a go if you want, if you really loved Theme Hospital. It isn't too painfully expensive, and if you can catch it on sale it is worth a try to spend a couple of bucks on it in an attempt to relive the days of Theme Hospital if you think you may be so inclined.", u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2014-06-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198106859813', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 43, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Tuong', u'hours': 283.8, u'products': 2373, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2014-01-14', u'text': u'In the near future, mankind faces the greatest threat to its posterity ever in recorded history: an invading Nazi horde, reborn in the depths of space! An armada of Fourth Reich ships, built in secret at a hidden base on the moon, descends upon the Earth to rain terror and destruction.\nBut this is not done without resistance. A cadre of crack space pilots have stepped forth to defend Mother Earth from becoming the new Fatherland of this twisted regime. A lone pilot, entering the hangar to see three state-of-the-art, prototypes ships awaiting him, knows he is the only one who can save Planet Earth. It is up to him and his brothers in arms to ensure that humanity stays free of the yolk of Nazism for good and all...\nSet during the main conflict of the movie, \u201cIron Sky: Invasion\u201d puts players in the cockpit of an advanced new starfighter, to test his or her might, flight and dogfighting skills against the forthcoming Blitzkrieg-on-high. The main objectives are to defend Earth and its space installations from enemy attacks, blast as many Nazi ships into oblivion as humanly possible, collect and skillfully manage necessary resources, and make it alive to the final confrontation\u2026 where the ultimate secret weapon of the Fourth Reich awaits those foolishly brave enough to take up the hammer and chisel of heroism and attempt to carve their names onto the tablets of history.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Ewana (WV)', u'text': u'Runs great on my machine, just wish they install joystick controls... Be alittle easier to control ship... Other than that, check out demo and see for yourself..', u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2014-01-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197963659187', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 254, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'[|||] Magnum Force', u'text': u"Despite all the bad reviews on Meta Critic and other platforms, I've got to say that I do like Iron Sky: Invasion.\nI mean, the graphics are very well made, the small cutscene VMF's are of a very high quality and actually very entertaining.\nThe gameplay is just right; not too easy and not too hard.\nThere's even a bit of character development in the form of ship upgrades and the option to change the type of vessel.\nThe sound effects are of a very, really, very high quality.\nThe controls; basically just like with Freelancer. Mouse flight and keyboard system management. (Energy, weapons, etc.)\nI give Iron Sky: Invasion thumbs up, because it IS a good game that's all about the space battles in the movie.", u'hours': 8.7, u'date': u'2013-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 821, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'SedeuG', u'text': u"It is a nice relaxing game with a beautifull background and soothing music. Unfortunately after playing some time it becomes a little bit boring beacuse you can't do much and there is no way to get some data about oxygen levels, pH level, water temperature, etc. there are only a few things to do.\nFor smaller kids i think this game would be amazing, because it's simple to play and children could learn about how important the ecosystem is, how bigger animals depend on very small animals and how small changes have big impacts.", u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2016-03-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198275478705', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 47, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Jasper', u'text': u"This is an interesting toy to mess with if you're really bored.", u'hours': 7.0, u'date': u'2016-03-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198008900293', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 175, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Barrie', u'text': u'The greateset game ever made, however not made for the light hearted. Puts both valve and bethesda to shame.\nIn a word.\nMLG', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2016-03-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198073135546', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 232, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'og2klp', u'text': u"Can't skip credits that go on for more than 5 Minutes.", u'hours': 64.9, u'date': u'2015-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 318, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'yalcton', u'hours': 4.5, u'products': 67, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2015-11-27', u'text': u'gg', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Loyalist', u'text': u'Pretty awesome.\nAlso, has a delusional serial killer who sees people are trees.\nFiona: You seem to be a long way from home, what brings you to Heresh?\nStumpy: Shhh... shhh, talking tree... let Stumpy prune those dry, little twigs...', u'hours': 28.6, u'date': u'2015-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 6, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 250, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'nice garry', u'text': u'4.5/10', u'hours': 4.6, u'date': u'2017-05-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197983086427', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 287, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Acedia06', u'text': u'10/10', u'hours': 9.6, u'date': u'2017-05-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 7, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 68, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Randybob', u'text': u'There\'s a lot I could say about this game, so I\'ll try to summarize it then go into better detail.\nBefore reading, bottom line is that this game is a lot of fun for me. I can see how people wouldn\'t enjoy this game. I didn\'t think I would get much time out of this, but as of writing this I have 92 hours played. I bought it for $15, but it\'s on sale now for $7.50, which would be a huge value in my opinion. Would reccommend.\nGood:\nFun (personally)\nRelaxed\nNot too relaxed\nSome variety in each match\nTense/suspensful moments\nNot pay 2 win/broken\nBad:\nNot completely balanced (not horribly unbalanced either)\nSmall playerbase\nCan be RNG based\nMatches can drag on\nToo many "\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 you" cards (imo)\nThe ranking system is not very good\nA friend and I bought this game together. Had fun with it, he got bored, I didn\'t. I\'m really enjoying this game, and I am surprised I\'ve played it as much as I have. I feel with the RNG in the game it keeps the game fresh, even though there is only 1 board/map. The RNG can also be annoying at times, sometimes you get \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ed over because you deserved it, but sometimes there\'s no reason. But sometimes the RNG pays off and you get those sweet combos that are satisfying to play. As I said I think there are too many cards that screw over other players, what happens a lot is 1 guy will rush score, everyone will play their "\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 you" cards then someone else comes in the shadow to take the win. You have to have these cards otherwise people would just play a few characters that do good combos, rush score and win every game. But the way the "\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 you" cards work is just too one dimensional(usually "lose x"). I feel they should be a little more situational or maybe even luck based. Some kind of variety. That said, not a HUGE problem.\nI only have 1 MAJOR gripe with this game. There are 11 locations in this game which you play cards on to advance your progress (make money/score/deduct someone elses score etc.). However, I feel the plant cards are just too strong. Not strong in the sense of being overpowered but so valuable you cant pass up. The plant is notorious for the big score cards, and personally, there are too many. You could go to all the other locations and play cards there, but going to locations takes time and turns, which I think makes it not worth it, especially when the plant doesn\'t have a misfortune spot before it. It\'s easier to just go to locations/spots on the map that make money, then run to the plant. Even characters that are based around a location, still usually end up playing the big plant cards to win. I feel this creates a few problems:\nPlays can be too obvious. If you have a large or even decent amount of money people will suspect you are going to the plant, and chances are, you probably are. Either way you have a good chance of receiving the "\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 you" cards, whether you are going there or not.\nIf someone has a lot of money, I feel it would be more fun/tense to wonder where they are going to try to make their play, instead of trying to stop them from the obvious play.\nSince plant cards are as valuable as they are, pretty much every character benefits from grinding income, hitting the income spots and playing a plant card. The characters feel pretty varied in playstyle and perks, but having bank cards or high income just straight benefits anyone. Hell, even the PAUPER benefits from having high income.\nP.S. I love listening to music and playing this game.\nP.P.S Would LOVE to see a gremlins inc 2 or another board.', u'hours': 226.5, u'date': u'2017-05-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198173401938', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 52, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Kippykip', u'text': u"It's \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing hard, 10/10", u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2015-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 103, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'Joshguye', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 432, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2015-11-17', u'text': u'Simply put, this game is an overlooked little gem.\nAnother World, also known as "Out of This World", is a game with a simplistic story but challenging gameplay. The gameplay can only be described as "if you don\'t do this one thing, you\'re not playing correctly", however I personally don\'t mind this. I love games that are challenging. Whenever you find out how to progress throughout the game, the overall feeling of success that you get makes this game feel worthwhile. It\'s very short and sweet, and I feel that it deserves more love than it gets.\nThe improved graphics of the anniversary edition makes the game feel more stylized, however it does come with the graphics of the original SNES port.\nI wouldn\'t say it\'s anything extremely ground-breaking, but it\'s a fun little adventure with incredibly complex gameplay that feels very satisfying.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'_elie', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 591, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-11-15', u'text': u"A must have, if you are kinda interested in the history of video games.\nOne of the most famous game, when you think about its conception. Eric Chahy made this game alone (unless for the sounds if I remember correctly) and the may he optimised it for graphics was just awesome. Instead of drawing every object with its own form, it's like an superposition of multiple polygons, which are much simpler to display.\nAnyway this is a remastered version, with more colors etc.. But you can still toggle it if you want to play the original one.\nTwo last words : pls buy", u'early_access': False, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'Fransisco', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 15, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-08-02', u'text': u'I love it but it is wery small', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'superkid250 gaming', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 13, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-08-01', u'text': u'it horrible trust me just doors', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'no im jory', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 464, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2015-12-14', u'text': u'fun but definitely not worth the price, glad I got in a humble bundle', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'X\u0369\u0307\u0367\u030b\u030b\u0306\u0314\u0342\u0304\u035c\u0489\u0341\u035e\u0358\u032f\u0347\u0347\u032f\u0319\u0354\u0349', u'hours': 4.9, u'products': 725, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-12-14', u'text': u"This game will honestly remind you of all the innocence you've lost.\n10/10 would cry about my rotting soul again. How did I become such a monster. I want to be 4 years old again.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Lord JMjjj', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 212, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-12-10', u'text': u"Didn't feel as deluxe as I would've hoped. 0/5", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'El Backpack', u'hours': 30.8, u'products': 63, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'Very fun arcade like fighting game. If you ever liked smash bros, this is way better.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'XxStatusxX', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 12, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'very fun game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Wizardpug', u'text': u'I really like the game. hopefully they have more updates. Like maybe more items, power ups and offline practice more things to do.', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198135113150', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 73, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'NELSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!', u'hours': 3.9, u'products': 1799, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-12-08', u'text': u'Still a fun adventure game, but obviously dated. Like, really dated.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'LL KooL K', u'text': u'10/10', u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2016-10-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 2861, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'p4bl1', u'text': u'game is ok', u'hours': 3.1, u'date': u'2016-09-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198087615975', u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 125, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Outcast', u'text': u'Nah, overwatch is better.', u'hours': 5.8, u'date': u'2017-12-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 6, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 27, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'bigcupcakes', u'text': u"Make it cheaper/free and you'll see a big improvement. But this is too much with Quake and UT being free.", u'hours': 4.8, u'date': u'2017-11-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'user_id': u'76561198073711668', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 48, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'Peusey Busta', u'text': u'who plays these game?', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-11-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198313127000', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 28, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'Banane Flanc B', u'text': u'Dark Souls Prepare to Mice Edition.', u'hours': 7.1, u'date': u'2016-11-04', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 10, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 140, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Nistica', u'text': u"Other reviewers far more eloquent than I have written reviews that express my opinion of the game far better than I could.\nI'll just say this: This feels like a short game, as opposed to a glorified tech-demo or an apologetic buggy mess which seems to be the state of too many other EA games.  I feel this is a good indicator for the game's future. Additionally, if you follow the link on this page to the developer's website, they keep active account on the state of the game and what their vision of the finished product will look like.", u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2016-11-03', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198032353320', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 116, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'boyazhou', u'text': u'Very very adorable game. Make me feel laugh at many details.\nInteresting to play, the game is special well also comfortable.\nHope there will be Chinese version.', u'hours': 7.5, u'date': u'2016-11-02', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198191894735', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 34, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Pike', u'text': u'Mark of the Ninja is that rare game that gets all the hallmarks of a platformer right while distinguishing itself as a unique and fulfilling adventure.', u'hours': 41.5, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198027390253', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 60, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'N0TURNO', u'hours': 22.8, u'products': 178, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u'One of the best stealth games I played.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'SaKata GinToki :D #FT Derank', u'hours': 14.7, u'products': 118, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u"One of the best stealth game i've played in a long time :D ... really great art/graphics/gameplay .. but not really a good story tbh ... wanted something more , something better and exciting but nonetheless ... really great game if you are a stealth-lover also love to buy good game on sales :D ...", u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'STRIKER AWAKENING', u'text': u'a blast from the past :D i never really got a chance to play this as a kid because my console broke just as i put the game into it "i was sooo sad" lol :\'D\nnow i finally taken a step into the past and i have to say this is one of THE BEST games i ever "rebought" and played, very challanging gameplay but still fun to enjoy all the way through, tactical and strategy based movement and turn based gameplay make this game a winner, will keep you entertained for hours at a time :D\n9 out of 10 ratings from me :) the only reason i minus 1 point from perfect was because the "dye grenades" (underwater grenades) are patheticly useless and in the first release of the series of xcom games the first smoke grenades were perfect.... seems that the devs mistyped the grenades smoke strength to be a 10 instead of a 100\nim very strict with my game ratings, but they will always be accurately close as possible to my true feelings and views\napart from the smoke/dye grenades being useless its perfect :D you should try it if it interests you even a little and their is a bundle you can buy all the series in a cheaper package too :) saves you some money, because if you like this game you will enjoy the others too :)', u'hours': 51.9, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198163337187', u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 16, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'TCB', u'hours': 36.4, u'products': 806, u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'Game is amazing, a timeless classic for turn-based squad combat.\n-Choose a base location, build a few bases\n-Manufacture, Loot, Buy, Sell inventory\n-Equip squads and use small vehicles (4 man size with large weapon)\n-Research and development let you determine how to advance.\nI owned this game as a child, I downloaded it from abandonware websites and played it on DosBox and when it went on sale I bought it on steam. Something so satisfying about blowing open a building with some explosives or setting aliens on fire.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'jkk', u'hours': 6.6, u'products': 324, u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'Terror from the deep is still the best of the x-com games. Even when compared to new ones.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'ManBearPig', u'text': u"Me fail english? That's unpossible!", u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2016-02-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 27, u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 439, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'jakbu', u'hours': 15.1, u'products': 811, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2013-12-13', u'text': u'Awesome game, awful sale model.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'mstrkiz', u'hours': 77.4, u'products': 142, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-04-21', u'text': u'This game starts off really cool, the atmosphere and the whole middle-ages religious conspiracies are very intriguing (think The Name of the Rose). Alas, the plot goes downhill (basically off the cliff) fast, with extremely repetitive plotlines and quests, boring "investigations/trials" (which are usually nothing more than fetch quests or pixel hunts then a multiple choice quiz at the end), obvious twists and the ending is just the worst.\nThen there\'s the combat, which while when you are at the right level is ok, it is the grindiest grindfest ever. You will spend painful hours grinding just to get to be able to walk around the next area without getting one hit killed. And not to mention the horrendous stamina mechanic.\nThat being said, the music is amazing. Shame it\'s wasted on such a letdown of a game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'frisseramune', u'hours': 13.3, u'products': 381, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-07-03', u'text': u"While the base game is unchanged from its console versions, the port to the PC is more than god awful. Use Durante's GeDoSaTo if you want a game that is somewhat playable.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'\xd6x', u'text': u"I regret paying 5 dollars for this game..\nI coulda bought a delicious pizza, but instead, I got an un-finished, buggy and pretty boring game unless you have friends who are as bored as you are to play with.\nIt's a stupid concept, a really bad game that is trying too hard to be memey. It gained popularity, and died out soon after.\n2 out of 10.", u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2017-12-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198179085650', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 98, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Krystof', u'hours': 7.4, u'products': 350, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2014-11-01', u'text': u'Very similar to the first in terms of story, graphics, and gameplay.\nCombat has been given some extra tactics to make it seem more versatile, but it still feels exactly the same.\nIf you were a fan of the first one, this if for you.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'Barriga Verde', u'text': u'THERE IS BRAZILBALL\n10/10\nThe game is pretty fun, I play it when im downloading stuff, and im always downloading stuff. My little brother gets in my computer only to play this game', u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2016-11-10', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 62, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'satabear', u'hours': 5.3, u'products': 206, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-07-17', u'text': u"I will recommend this game but not at full price. Get it on a bundle or at sale.\nI got it in the humble bundle, i paid for the 2nd tier since I wanted RE/RE0 and I had no interest in this game, but decided to give it a try.\nThe game is fun, but some issues with it, mainly having to wait 10+ minutes to get in a multiplayer game as no one plays it.\nFirst time I had to wait 12 minutes to finally get 4 players so we could start the match. We played for about an hour with  a couple people leaving and others joining but didn't have any interruptions. Match after match of fast paced fun. Then two people left at the same time, and we were down to 3 players... we waited a couple minutes to see if someone would join, but we had no luck and that was the end of that session as I was not willing to wait for another 10 minutes to get into a game.\nThat's basically the cycle I've noticed. Having to wait 10 minutes to get enough players to start, and then playing for about 30 min to an hour. Then it gets disbanded.\nAbout the single player missions... they're kinda neat but it gets a bit old an repetitive. The music is great tho. I wish you could do single player missions while queued for multiplayer.\nI hope the people that got the bundle stay and play the game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'King Of Kings', u'text': u'A 2D fighting game with move that are smooth and animation that are quite nice for a 2D fighting game.', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2016-05-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 232, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'PepsyPlease', u'hours': 8.5, u'products': 93, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-01-04', u'text': u"Considering it's price this game is ok. You may want to buy it on some winter/summer sale.\nCharacter development could be better (like more skills and abilities) but still kept me playing, exploring for quite a while and even tried hardcore mode.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'REDHOOD//Farmskins.com', u'text': u"I love it but my Joker DLC doesn't work :(", u'hours': 14.8, u'date': u'2017-11-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198362125548', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 12, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'Pakkidis', u'hours': 3.4, u'products': 1580, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-12-03', u'text': u'A puzzle game needs an interesting concept, an idea to build a game around and build upon that very concept as you play. This game does not do that. The idea is that you move objects around to direct the path of a person towards the exit while having to avoid obstacles. The concept is boring and the game itself is rather easy. The game features 30 levels with an addition of another mode which happens to be the exact same levels only with this time you must collect keys before reaching the exit.  I never truly felt challenged and the game is forgettable after you finish it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'TypicalSkrub', u'hours': 4.0, u'products': 98, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-17', u'text': u"I'm\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665at making things using SFM but it's one of the most useful tools i've seen for making anything based around something running off Source.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'jommiina', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 2, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u'gooooood', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'glmcdonald.gm', u'text': u'Camera angle could be alot better, Theme Hospital is alot better', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2014-06-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198141162110', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 3, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Silent Lesch', u'text': u'Crimson Skies in space! Whoa!', u'hours': 13.0, u'date': u'2013-12-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198077713224', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 354, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'roudian', u'text': u"All the following comments are based on my 3k hours and 6k plays on xbox and PC:\n1. If you like puzzle game, this is one of the best.\n2. If you like PVP, this is one of the best.\n3. If you think you are smart enough, you may enjoy the PVP a lot. Otherwise, play with your friends.\n4. Game is well balanced but there are still few tactics overpowered. As a newbee, don't feel shame to use those OP tactics.\n5. Luck is not a factor deciding the win or lose during most plays if two players are not at the same skill level.\n6. The only way to refine your skill is to lose to a good player and lose wisely.\n7. After 200+ plays, if you think you learned all the tactics, please play with me. I will show you some tactics most people won't use.\n8. The players pool is quite small now. That's why I have time now to write all those above:)", u'hours': 1643.3, u'date': u'2015-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 8, u'user_id': u'76561198053164011', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 48, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'casd82', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 33, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-05-19', u'text': u'Really like the graphics and gameplay.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Ryuu', u'hours': 1.4, u'products': 1037, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-11-15', u'text': u'classic', u'early_access': False, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'uniT', u'hours': 7.3, u'products': 2, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'Great Game!!!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Armesi', u'text': u"This is a game about the douchiest man on earth who also kind of looks like Postal Dude's cousin who got dropped on his head a bit too much forgetting to take his meds, breaking out of his house, bumbling around a random city and becoming a discount terrorist in the process.\nIt's pretty great.", u'hours': 4.4, u'date': u'2016-09-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198069113247', u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 372, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'quantum hobgoblin', u'hours': 11.5, u'products': 224, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-30', u'text': u'feelsbadman i am now offically 2 percent of the entire playerbase that plays this game\nwhen u look on steamcharts and see that 50 people are playing', u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'Luizferrarezzi', u'text': u"the controls are getting better after every patch;\nthe dialogues and humor are on point;\nthe universe is well crafted;\nthe art direction is timeless;\nthe music fits the situations very well;\nthe level design is very good, easy to undertand the layout and where things are;\nthe graphics look like CGI.\none thing I would change:\nmake the stamina refill a little bit faster;\nthe game is 10/10 can't wait to play the full campaign.", u'hours': 8.6, u'date': u'2016-11-02', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197981726235', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 115, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Rick Moranis', u'text': u"It's boring and repetitive", u'hours': 12.0, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197982431022', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 87, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Talidos', u'text': u"A game i wish was on more platforms played this as a kid and the experience has never really been topped for a turn based tactical game it was a masterpiece and still is.\nI'd love to see it on a portable system.", u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197967232347', u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 292, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Ggrand', u'text': u'Just this Old Time Classic....\nOne of the best games ever made.', u'hours': 17.7, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198007788934', u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 126, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'SiteBot2', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 2, u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-14', u'text': u'Great game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Leisure', u'text': u"Good xcom game good graphics good edits made fun only thing hard finding aliens and completing terror mission's  good money \U0001f4b5  :) but should be cheaper", u'hours': 6.8, u'date': u'2017-11-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197970875666', u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 21, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'anatagamu', u'text': u'Nostalgia at its best. Runs ok, not great, but ok. Definitely playable. Again, another game that I played offline, so my hours are not accurate. Another 50+ hours believe it or not. Building up an A and B team of aquanauts is good fun. Research tree slightly buggy and in game research path is non existent. But got have online wikis for that now :-)', u'hours': 5.1, u'date': u'2017-10-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198378005200', u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 21, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Micky', u'hours': 226.9, u'products': 52, u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-09-27', u'text': u'I simply love this game. Played it when it came out, and lost it somehow, never finished it. So I bought it again and thought that I might find it too visually retro to enjoy it again. But I was wrong, as soon as I got into the game, I got myself addicted to it all over again... I surely find it sooooooo visually outdated, but it\u2019s still a great great great game. I wish I could use my art skills to gather with a team to do a \u201cfacelift\u201d... that\u2019s all I would want to change in this. Nicer characters, weapons, alien illustrations, space ships, backgrounds, environments etc... I\u2019d love to change all the artwork myself ... anyway, I\u2019m going to do some illustration work to pay my bills and later I\u2019ll go back for another couple of underwater lobsterman hunting...', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Jenny Floof', u'text': u'This game is comparable to XCOM UFO Defense x2 in terms of difficulty.\nLiterally. The terror missions are twice as long (as in, many of them are 2 part missions). The base assaults are twice as long. The enemies are twice as durable.\nIt is a grind. A tedious grind.\nAlso \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 lobstermen.', u'hours': 11.7, u'date': u'2017-09-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198017612267', u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 290, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'BLUEVINE', u'hours': 6.3, u'products': 368, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u'OK', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'ROLSDRIGO', u'hours': 57.6, u'products': 87, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u'Better every playthrough', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Kappa', u'text': u'10/10', u'hours': 22.0, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198072799768', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 83, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'[GSCH] Foghladha', u'hours': 4.1, u'products': 373, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-10-20', u'text': u'I am absolutely in love with this game. Its got the best parts of the Thief series embeded in a truely remarkable gem. Realizing the size of the development team this is truely a remarkable game. I am placing it on my Top 5 of 2016 list in Gaiscioch Magazine 2016 year in review.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Stylamundo', u'hours': 4.9, u'products': 90, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-10-18', u'text': u"I'm a few episodes into my let's play series of this and I'm absolutely loving it!\nIt looks beautiful, plays well, it's so well written with great characters and clever, funny dialogue (I particularly enjoyed the way certain characters reacted to my choice of a pumpkin for a helmet) and overall it's just a lot of fun to play!\nI hope this game and its creators get all of the attention and praise they deserve, and I'm looking forward to seeing how the rest of the game pans out!\nPS: Here's the first episode of my Ghost of a Tale let's play if anyone's interested!", u'early_access': True, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'DomFon', u'text': u'I would have to say this game is very well made, planned, and presented, with an indepth lore.', u'hours': 3.1, u'date': u'2016-10-14', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198030975965', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 506, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'zi', u'text': u'I HAD THE GAME AND NOW I HAV TO BUY IT AGAN\n74', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2017-11-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198392577650', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 7, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'MrShpeeGaming', u'text': u'this game could be the next gen gravity,parkour,n fps. it shouldnt be dead  but be revive for all players that plays this game.the creator that made this game is srsly very creative, we should be thankful for the game n not dead.its a good game out there', u'hours': 7.2, u'date': u'2017-11-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198211343553', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 9, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'Kroq-Gar', u'hours': 5.0, u'products': 46, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-29', u'text': u'such a great game, but with the competition they gotta do somethin to make people get into it, make it f2p or cheaper or something its such a good game and i would hate to see it die', u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'greenking13', u'text': u'First off: \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 cruise ship terror missions.\nNow that we have that out of the way, second important note. Steam says I have not even played a single hour due to the fact that I bought the game and instantly grabbed OpenXCOM (A program which helps fix various old bugs, and breathes some much needed QoL into the series. Like mods.) and started playing that. Now, because I\'m a god damn idiot, I started on Superhuman Ironman mode. DO NOT DO THIS IF YOU VALUE YOUR SANITY OR\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665!! Because you will be \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ed... and they will use drills to help "lube" you up for the mind controlling \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ers. But anyways, I have now finished TFTD, with (a general guess since OpenXCOM doesn\'t have a time played stat.) about 80 hours+ in the game, and 13 failed save files. (UPDATE: I am required to play 5 minutes of TFTD to write a review, so I left it open for 5 minutes. Also, I am no longer just recommending OpenXCOM. YOU REQUIRE IT. Just trust me.)\n-Life is not sacred or valuable in the beginning or even at the end. Always send out your cannon fodder first. You are allowed to get attached to various soldiers AFTER M.C. training, not before, because they will die, and it will be because of \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665t. Even then, be prepared to lose your best because of \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665t.\n-\nYou have a door on your craft, do not leave the craft until you feel safe enough (IE there are enough corpses outside the door to make a wall.) to leave and hunt down that last \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665.\n-As an attachment to the prior knowledge, do not even move on turn 1. Before you open to door, make sure you have maximum coverage of the outside area to see things. Then open the door. If you see things, just hit end turn, unless you\'re certain you can kill it. Which, knowing TFTD, means you will miss, and lose half your squad if you THINK you can hit.\n-Armor is a lie. While it is not as much of a lie as in the original UFO defense, it is still a pretty big lie, and there are aliens which will one shot you in the end game, even if you\'re wearing the best you can.\n-This is the most important thing you need to know. If you forget all else, REMEMBER THIS: The trick to winning the cruise ship terror missions is very easy, and most people don\'t think about it. For this mission alone, there is an auto-win button in the bottom right corner of your actions panel. It says "ABORT", but trust me, it\'s just incorrectly labelled.\nAnd as a final statement, if you finish this game, I\'d recommend replaying it with some of the advanced options enabled, playing the original ufo defense if you haven\'t already, or look into the modding community for UFO Defense, because they are fantastic. On the same note, there is a fork of OpenXCOM called OXCE+, which I\'d highly recommend, because it brings even more QoL to this already amazing franchise, and is compatible with most mods. One of the mods I\'d highly recommend is a mod called X-Piratez, which, WARNING: Does contain some mild nudity, which can be disabled in the options menu. While some of what I said remains true for X-Piratez, there is one key difference. LIFE IS SACRED. Even your enemies, try to stun everything you can.\nAND FINALLY, the rating. I\'d give this game a \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 TENTICULATS /10 (A 13/10 for those unfamiliar with TFTD, since they make quite a bit of this game\'s enemies look like child\'s play.)', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-08-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 12, u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 117, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Solar *', u'text': u"If you're going to get this game. I suggest you download OpenXcom, as it improves graphics and adds more stuff into the game. Don't expect this game to be easy, just don't. I got my base raided in the first 20 mins of playing this game, it's a pain in the **** if you're a beginner to these type of games. Worth the money, if you're up for the challenge.", u'hours': 18.3, u'date': u'2017-08-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198058183789', u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 79, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Gasuton', u'text': u'As the first one, this is also Great turn based strategy game, with good elements of RPG, make a great combination, a lot of fun hours. Excellent game not because of the graphics because of the story.\nA Classic that everybody should have.', u'hours': 12.6, u'date': u'2017-06-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198030793673', u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 94, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'k1x NinjaSkins.com', u'hours': 3.6, u'products': 148, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-09-11', u'text': u'-', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Positive Charge', u'text': u'It might have been good 1780 or whenever the game came out but right now it\xb4s bad.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-09-10', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 117, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Suo', u'text': u'Very cancerous.', u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2016-09-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 343, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Kewi \u2601', u'hours': 16.8, u'products': 200, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'Very fun game if you have access to a controller. Also getting new hero\u2019s is a drag, but not a deal breaker', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'HeH', u'text': u'kool', u'hours': 79.6, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198148712624', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 20, u'page': 8}
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{u'username': u'360 FUS_RO_DA n0 5C0P\u20ac', u'text': u'A definite must buy, this game has everything, not overwhelming but really good story, the gameplay is just perfect, I really can not imagine a best way for the game mechanics.\nIt is very versatile, It let\'s you chose how you play, you can be a killing machine or a "solid snake" stealh master and complete the game without killing (anyone), very good utilization of the sound for gaming experience as well as the art.\nThe addtional quests/colectibles are also very fun to obtain, which makes this game not boring to play, even for the aditional stuff if you\'re aiming for 100%.\nI really want to congratulate the devs, it is the best stealth-based game I ever played.\n9.5/10', u'hours': 15.2, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198047103023', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 45, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Rathia', u'text': u'Flip out. Kill people.', u'hours': 15.4, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197963569201', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 361, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'\u0e4b', u'hours': 12.3, u'products': 7, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u'I only recommend to play this game, not once. This is truly a masterpiece. Tactics, strategy, action, challenges. Colorful, bright, exciting, and humane )) Well, or kill all of them gently. In general, I advise. You will not regret, tho.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Nyx', u'text': u'Let me start this review by declaiming the simple notion that ; I LOVE "Ghost of a Tale"!\nI have been following this project for the last 2-3 years, and I instantly fell in love with it\'s premise.\nAt once i could see all of it\'s inspirations...well, at least a lot of them.\nI thought "now these people are in love with the same things as me" I would love to support this project as much as i can.\nCan i give them my lungs? do i even need those...\nanyway. I LOVE the REDWALL series and Disney\'s Robin Hood and fables and parables involving animals like mice and squirrel\'s and such, and i have dreamed of this kind of game for the longest time...\nand here it is. I started the early access today. why so late? because i have always been a little on the fence in regards to playing early access games on steam...but i made an exception for this game, because they need my money!!!\nI wish i could pay them more. maby i can.. i need to investigate this.\nAnyway. I am in complete and utter love with this game so far.\nI love the atmosphere, the music, the setting, the world (or at least what i have seen so far)\ni can\'t wait to get outside...\nreally feel like reading redwall again. oh my god...\nyou guys! keep up the good work! I am allready so happy that this even exists in it\'s current state.\n:D', u'hours': 4.7, u'date': u'2016-10-07', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198068281981', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 167, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Misfit410', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 873, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-10-06', u'text': u"Amazing Game,  one of the few where what we saw before release was no bullshots, even on my lower end GTX 960M on my laptop this game is gorgeous and runs well, very well optimised from my experience.\nI've been looking forward to it for some time, and it was worth the wait.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'T\xd3.\xf4Boy', u'hours': 5.3, u'products': 119, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-10-05', u'text': u'It has an outstanding atmosphere and is fun to play.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'W@rDr0n3', u'text': u"Sorry to say but this needs to be 'Free to play' to survive. And it needs to happen now. They can give season pass or skins and gears to earn money. But if they take too much time it will be another dead game.", u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-11-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 16, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 35, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'greatlakes', u'hours': 2.1, u'products': 218, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-29', u'text': u"Lawbreakers might not be where it wants to be right now, but looking back at the beta it was one of the best FPS games I've played in years.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'sgtBONY', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 3, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-29', u'text': u'game is good but it lack active players.\nsearch for more 15 mins but dosent found a quickmatch.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'Dibzahab', u'hours': 4.0, u'products': 1285, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2015-11-16', u'text': u'One of the best games ever made.  Most of my time has been spent on the flawless iPad port, but this is a game that everyone should try.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Punny Bunny', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 543, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2015-11-14', u'text': u'7th level crashed after I drew 10 objects. "Too many physics objects, you broke my game" was the error message. All this game has it 2D physics and I can\'t draw ten lines? How can anyone actually create something this poor?\nOh, yeah, and there\'s no quick reset button. Have to pull up a menu after any mistake.\nOh, yeah, and it constantly harrasses you to register for some stupid account?', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Think Tank', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 192, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2015-11-12', u'text': u'MIKE ARUBA', u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'slr', u'text': u'This game is an old DOS classic, but remade to support higher screen resolutions\nand has extra bitmap detail.\nIt shows that a good game design can make it easy to port it to other and future platforms.\nThe story itself is nice.. but sadly short.\nAlthough it can take a while to figure out how to continue the next few metres.\nThe game has a current price of E9.99, but I suggest to buy it at 75% or over discount.\nAs E9,99 just feels too much if you would compare it wilth newer games.', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2015-11-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198083922786', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 80, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'randal2774', u'text': u"All in all pretty durned cool. Did the free trial and loved it.  Reminds me of Brian Frouds artwork (Biggest thing that pulled me in.)   I'm a boardgame lover and these guys nailed it.  Very entertaining 10/10 will steal from my gremlin friends again.", u'hours': 14.2, u'date': u'2017-05-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198372003851', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 59, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Kalrathion', u'text': u"Good board game that doesn't make my family try to kill each other.", u'hours': 34.2, u'date': u'2017-05-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197972968083', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 359, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Enguss', u'hours': 4.3, u'products': 622, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-05-10', u'text': u'This might be the best board game on steam!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Leon13103', u'text': u"Everyone says this sequel is just the First game with some new skins. While they are almost right, this game actually introduces some new things. First off, some weapons can only be used underwater, meaning you'll have to choose your equipment carefully. Second, some new missions have multiple parts, such as Civilian ships and Enemy Colonies. There are also Melee weapons, which are effective against the highly resistant Lobster men.\nUnfortunately, this game also brings back the Overpowered Mind Control Ability from the first game, which really makes some of the missions unwinnable.\nThe changes are minor, but I still recommend picking this game up if you liked the first one.", u'hours': 50.4, u'date': u'2017-06-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198051179389', u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 23, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Phinigin', u'hours': 8.8, u'products': 366, u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-06-27', u'text': u"Classic game - don't pass it up", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Snewster', u'hours': 19.1, u'products': 238, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2015-11-15', u'text': u'Good way to spend your extra time', u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'TaikaHiro', u'hours': 7.9, u'products': 243, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2015-11-13', u'text': u'Cute game. Sometimes problem with FPS, but still great game!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Steven Jr', u'hours': 28.0, u'products': 189, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-11-05', u'text': u"Incredibly entertaining, story rich and pretty insteresting. It isn't overly complicated, and some challenges are optional. You would think that this game would get repetitive/boring quickly, because of its playstyle, but it really doesn't -- It's a really great game overall. Perfect to play when you're waiting for something, or when you mindlessly want to play something without worrying too much about anything. Fairly addicting, and well designed. I recommend it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'MoreThanPlaying', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 21, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-03-06', u'text': u'Really boring and laggy.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Fungal Infection', u'text': u'This game is incredibly boring...\nUnless you are a keen pond enthusiast.\nMeh', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2016-03-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198122867779', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 102, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'transform987', u'hours': 1.7, u'products': 96, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-03-03', u'text': u'This game is fun for a while but gets boring soon i think if it was priced and had lots more habitats the game would be more succesful', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'ErisMarie', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 1216, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2013-12-12', u'text': u'Want a garbagey space shooter with functional, albeit uninteresting, gameplay and lots cheese? If so, this is the game for you.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'JustAwhim', u'text': u"I bought this game cause Steam gave me a -90% deal on it, only 4\u20ac, so why not I thought. The game is somewhat entertaining to play, and it works suprisingly well. I do have some issues with the bullets and where they hit or not, but that isn't really something of a problem until you are some meters away from something.\nThe game started off refusing to start cause it was sure that Steam was not running, that I tried to launch the game from inside of Steam, was apparently not proof enough that Steam was running, so after restarting Steam, it launched nicely.\nAs I play this game, I just keep wishing more and more that I could get an option to join the natzis and rather help them invade earth and kill off these blasted incompetent leaders that send me around on monday errands in space while treating me worse than dogsh-it, the natzis does at least acknowledge me and actually want me to join them, but for some reason, my character seems to enjoy being pushed around on petty errands and treated worse than sh-it.... this, combined with the fact that I learned that Steam had stoped giving me my achievements after the 5 first..... gave me a pretty bad taste in my mouth.\nIn light of me spending extra time in the game, doing everything to get the game 100% completed.... have made me change my mind about those 4\u20ac it's not worth itand you shouldn't even consider buying it, if you do however, don't expect the world... it is what you would likely expect of a game about spaceships and moon natzis.\nRemember to skip every video there is in the game, watching them may get you into a loop where you have no choice but to go back to the start of a chapter to not lose the objective ( which is tedious at best ).\nIf you still want to buy this game, buy it when steam is having a -90% off sale, if not, you will get legally robbed. Personally if given the offer to buy the game for the first time again ( with the knowledge I currently have about the game ) I'd rather light up a fireplace if i was cold, or donate the money to charity I were warm.\n( to set it into perspective how bad this game is, X Rebirth is giving me less issues than Iron Sky Invasion have, and X Rebirth is the abomination that killed off the entire community for the X Series, and I'd rather buy X Rebirth again if I had to choose between the two )\n( and if anyone wonders, I kinda liked the movie, in a way that it was so horribly bad that it was entertaining to watch )", u'hours': 13.6, u'date': u'2013-12-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198052305267', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 443, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Warondar', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 276, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2013-12-01', u'text': u"What a......  I couldn't stand playing for more than a few minutes.  The voice acting of your character and real life actors that you converse with is SO bad that it will make you laugh.  But, it's not worth buying to just have a few laughs at the poor scripted dialogue.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'MrGaminger', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 531, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2014-06-12', u'text': u"Don't even consider buying this game, it's just plan terrible.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Killersharpshot', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 228, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2014-06-02', u'text': u'7/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Kayyttee', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 51, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2014-05-30', u'text': u"This wasn't the game I thought it was, but I'm so glad I got it! Really addictive!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'DjGodary86', u'text': u"played it back in a day got if for free now\nDo I reccomend it yes if you are seeking the UK version of this game. If you are seeking the US version of this game then don't buy it look for it somewhere else.", u'hours': 3.1, u'date': u'2016-08-31', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 271, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'14', u'text': u'++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++', u'hours': 3.5, u'date': u'2016-08-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198303555985', u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 19, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'skogach', u'text': u'First appearance of Postal Dude.', u'hours': 7.2, u'date': u'2016-08-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 5, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 839, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'|Martinka|', u'hours': 16.9, u'products': 105, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'If you love your keyboard do not download this game..', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Erequitiki', u'hours': 174.2, u'products': 12, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'p r e t t y  g o o d\nonly complaints:\n-kinda unfriendly to new players\n-T I L T E D\n-skins are honestly overpriced, paying 50 bucks only gets you 11, 6 bucks gets you 1 and thats the lowest conversion\notherwise I love this game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Anxious Bubblegum', u'text': u'Extremely rage-inducing game. Solely based on repeating the same two/three attacks over and over to win with no balance between characters at all. Not worth playing at all. Devs barely listen to players. Extremely important mechanics are removed for inefficient ones. An example of this was the removal of dodges while on the ground for low speed sprinting.', u'hours': 96.8, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 42, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'FraggleWho', u'text': u'Huge time sink, still playing.', u'hours': 52.6, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197995713747', u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 365, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'help me', u'text': u"I can't feel my hand.", u'hours': 243.1, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198011890178', u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 156, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'MurderTimeFun', u'hours': 5.0, u'products': 24, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u'This game, I thought might be boring. But was actually quite enteraining as it went on. And time consuming.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'yeehaw [FF]', u'hours': 86.4, u'products': 19, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-17', u'text': u'good for making posters and movies, would reccomend.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'atfitz2008', u'text': u'So Valve, I love the Saxxy Awards, I love sfm animations, but if you have Mac users playing Team Fortress 2, or other games you need to make this avaliable for Mac OS X (the kind I have) My brother has a PC Laptop and it recently had an update, but guys please just make it for Mac', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-11-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198220363236', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 10, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'\U0001f409 Grumpykiller \U0001f409', u'text': u"I'd love to make myself a profile pic from this. There's one problem though... I don't know how to use it ^^", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-11-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198253436663', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 23, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'Pakkidis', u'hours': 3.4, u'products': 1580, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-12-03', u'text': u'A puzzle game needs an interesting concept, an idea to build a game around and build upon that very concept as you play. This game does not do that. The idea is that you move objects around to direct the path of a person towards the exit while having to avoid obstacles. The concept is boring and the game itself is rather easy. The game features 30 levels with an addition of another mode which happens to be the exact same levels only with this time you must collect keys before reaching the exit.  I never truly felt challenged and the game is forgettable after you finish it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'ettglasjuice', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 1867, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-12-02', u'text': u'Delightfully surrealistic puzzle game with more charm than challenge. Very short but well worth a play through at least at a discount.\n3/5', u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'streat0r', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 20, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-12-02', u'text': u'I love puzzle games, and I love anything to do with dreams/surrealism, so this seemed right up my street. However, without a controller, this is very awkward and difficult to play (I\'m on a Mac, using keyboard + mouse only). It\'s only once you\'ve purchased and installed the game that you realise it\'s "Conrolled Recommended". I haven\'t been able to complete it and I\'m not wont do as it\'s so unwiedly to play.  Disappointing as it looked really good.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'TrungNguyen', u'text': u'Best ninja game ever!', u'hours': 11.0, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198344056289', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 30, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Tokoo', u'hours': 9.5, u'products': 1304, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u"Simply one of the best side scrolling 2D games ever made. Who doesn\u2019t like to play as a ninja assassinating people, probably the people that left negative feedback.\nGreat story,  and great gameplay, can't beat. Buy it now.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Inaccurate', u'text': u'Briliant!', u'hours': 17.7, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198214257500', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 61, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'REDHOOD//Farmskins.com', u'text': u"I love it but my Joker DLC doesn't work :(", u'hours': 14.8, u'date': u'2017-11-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198362125548', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 12, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'AsishPC', u'hours': 9.3, u'products': 115, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-07', u'text': u'Great game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'Fusha', u'hours': 33.0, u'products': 169, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-06', u'text': u"Very enjoyable.\nThis game has become the golden standard of what an action game should be. The combat feels great and rewarding if you're good at it and nail it just right, but if you're not good at it -- it's not difficult enough to keep you from progressing. If you like exploring and finding hidden things, there's a whole lot of little secrets to find. The atmosphere feels very approriate and enjoyable, the characters are interesting and fun; the game throws plenty of lore your way, but not just in an attempt to appease Batman nerds with random references: it makes you interested in the lore of its world even if you aren't into comic books or Batman movies, and even adds some of its own.\nOutside of the main game, there are plenty of additional challenges you can go for -- and they're actually challenging. I had plenty of fun with them all the way until I 100%ed the game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'Democracy', u'text': u"Fun and you'll learn what to do quickly.", u'hours': 3.9, u'date': u'2016-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198045229123', u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 134, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'tyranosauros', u'hours': 8.4, u'products': 537, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2015-12-31', u'text': u'Awful, simply, awful.\nCrashed for no reason, lost all my progress, I hope this gets taken off steam.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Hypthekid', u'text': u"* Weirdly addictive.\n* You'll like it if you are enthusiastic about loots.\n* When in sale, it's on sale like 90% off.\n* Cards\n* Extremely repetitive and boring.\n* We don't get the feeling of being in an action even in the boss levels. (oh, there's this guy, oh, i killed him.)\n* It sharply becomes hard.\n* There isn't any animation. It looks like it was made with little or no effort.\n* You don't have a wide selection of building your character.\nIt's very mediocre. But it's worth IF ONLY it's on 90% sale.", u'hours': 5.2, u'date': u'2015-12-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198059678364', u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 192, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'OldLlama', u'text': u'What SFV should have been', u'hours': 127.8, u'date': u'2016-05-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 23, u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 602, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'I>U', u'text': u"Mechanic-chan wa saikou! Soundo-oneesama mou\nsuteki. Guraphic-san... well, acceptable, I\nguess.\nThose, who votes this down, don't know what\nwaifus are stand for.\nEDIT: And Netcodo-dono seems to be allright.", u'hours': 5.9, u'date': u'2016-05-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 19, u'user_id': u'76561198132360016', u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 678, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Kazi_Momo', u'text': u"Other than the online crashing the game constantly, the combat is fun and the art style is nice. So far i'm having a good time! I hope they fix  the online soon.", u'hours': 3.3, u'date': u'2016-05-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 199, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'irtyboy', u'text': u'Recieved via. humble bundle capcom bundle.\nPC Controls badly optimized, sensitivity too high even on 0, same mission over and over, Very boring.\nBest thing about it is that you can put a long range sniper scope on any gun. Even shotguns.', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-07-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198346537853', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 0, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 91, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u"I'll Have Two Number 9s \u272a", u'text': u"The only reason I have this game is because I bought the capcom bundle from Humble Bundle.\nThe game might just be one of the worst things I've ever played", u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-07-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198155130662', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 94, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'Spinky', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 160, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-07-17', u'text': u'9 minutes is enough for me.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'MainMAX', u'hours': 3.5, u'products': 434, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-11-06', u'text': u'\u041c\u0430\u043c\u0430 \u0432\u0441\u0451 \u0432\u0440\u0435\u043c\u044f \u0445\u0432\u0430\u043b\u0438\u0442 \u043f\u043e\u043b\u044f\u043a\u043e\u0432', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'ej', u'text': u'Never waste an opportunity to beat some money out of Germany!', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2016-10-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 1501, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Bacon Billy', u'text': u'Poland would be proud. 10/10 GOTY Material.', u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2016-10-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198166159482', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 95, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'SnacksOnSnacks', u'hours': 7.7, u'products': 267, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2014-11-01', u'text': u'A lot of fun, I am not dissapointed. Holds true to the first.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'Curtshabo', u'hours': 6.6, u'products': 620, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2014-11-01', u'text': u'Great game, just like the first costume quest except on this one you have to run to a fountain to heal after almost every battle. That can be a bit of a pain but its managable, not such a pain that I wouldnt recommend the game. If you are a fan of turn based RPGs or a fan of Double Fine this has that distinct charm of their games. The price is right, so get it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'HaroldoNVU', u'text': u"First of all, if you've never played the first game you should. Not only to get the whole story but because I feel it was overall a better game. Costume Quest 2 is a good game, but I feel there are some questionable design choices that were made solely to artificially extend play time and can be tiresome like having to update your treat cards after battles and having to go to fountains or eat candy to heal. Even leaving the game takes time. It's still funny, it's still charming, combat became a little more interesting and challenging than the first game. I enjoyed it at the end, though much less than the original. Another issue I had is that only pre-order costumers got the DLC with some costume from the previous game, and while I'm ok with rewarding people who bought it first I'd like to see them as a purchasable DLC in the future.", u'hours': 9.7, u'date': u'2014-11-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 1107, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'Kerrty', u'hours': 9.9, u'products': 46, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-10-05', u'text': u"I really loved playing this game. The hero, Tilo, is adorable and the environment looks great! The story line thus far, is fun and inviting. I did think this game was going to be a little more challenging, but it was pretty easy to get through. Keep in mind, you only get to play the first part of the story right now. I'm really looking forward to playing the rest of this game!", u'early_access': True, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'tokyoadam19', u'text': u'There really is something quite magical about this game. It has some serious Rats of Nimh feelings to it, and thats just fine by me!\nThere\'s some great passion being put into Ghost of a Tale that will guarantee that you\'ll see this reach the light of day.\nLike some of you, I\'m tpyically skeptical of throwing money at Early Access, but this game has been on my wishlist for a while now. Since getting a greatly upgraded gaming rig from a friend, I finally have the power to play something like this, and it was well worth the wait! This really is a charming game where the "little guy" can make all the difference.\nDon\'t let the animal visuals fool you however, there\'s some decent stealth gameplay at work here that can often feel tense in the right ways. Think of this as the Rodent version of a Thief game and you\'d be pretty close.\nI absolutely do recommend this, if only to see the red glow of the mouse\'s ears when light catches behind them!\nIt still needs some work here and there. The quests could do with a little bit more polish (it can get overwhelming as to where to go and what to do) and I\'d like to see combat implemented, but I think that\'s on its way.\nRight now what you\'re getting for your money is the beautiful beginnings of a well thought out world and a good chunk of stealthy-playground to sneak around in.', u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2016-10-05', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198167996441', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 127, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Uran1', u'text': u'A few bugs here and there that need to be fixed and the auto-follow camera angle.\nBut i love the game so far!', u'hours': 7.7, u'date': u'2016-10-04', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197991522783', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 14, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'[TMTM] M\xa3me54Fam', u'text': u'I think I just waisted my $7.00 completely, Noone else ever plays da game,', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-12-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198361619527', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 3, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'WhiPEd', u'hours': 1.4, u'products': 24, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-30', u'text': u'\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 game ffs', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'[NGU] Ryan', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 13, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-30', u'text': u'BED', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Strafe', u'text': u"Early review (8 hours in) and I am having a hard time enoying this game because of it being such a terrible port. That's not to say I don't enjoy what the game has to offer story-wise, and gameplay wise - I actually enjoy it. It's just that every other time I save either from the menu or the Crux Historian, the game crashes hence making me restart all my progress from where I didn't save and its such an inconvenience. I did every troubleshooting possible and no good + the fact that I have a gaming laptop that should run this game just fine.\nAlso not a big fan of disabling steam cloud because I would lose all my hard-earned progress and I do factory resets ever so often. ~ Guess I'll be skipping to the next game in the trilogy!", u'hours': 44.8, u'date': u'2017-07-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198281752153', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 24, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'rdx696', u'hours': 6.9, u'products': 158, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-07-02', u'text': u'\u0e40\u0e01\u0e21\u0e14\u0e35\u0e41\u0e15\u0e48\u0e40\u0e1f\u0e23\u0e21\u0e14\u0e23\u0e2d\u0e1b\u0e16\u0e36\u0e07\u0e02\u0e31\u0e49\u0e19\u0e40\u0e25\u0e48\u0e19\u0e44\u0e21\u0e48\u0e44\u0e14\u0e49  \u0e40\u0e21\u0e37\u0e48\u0e2d\u0e44\u0e2b\u0e23\u0e48\u0e08\u0e30\u0e17\u0e33\u0e41\u0e1e\u0e17\u0e0a\u0e4c\u0e41\u0e01\u0e49\u0e0b\u0e30\u0e17\u0e35\u0e42\u0e27\u0e49\u0e22\u0e22', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'minndawg', u'text': u"Just as everyone else has pointed out... bad port of a great game. It was bad on the native machines it was designed to run on and on PC it's even worse. I really want to finish this game, hell, get more than a few hours into it but I keep having to restart my saves due to corruption or crashing with no errors... or being at the meteorite at the very beginning but the meteorite never loads. Key items I need to interact with are completely missing once I load the save. On top of that, yeah, fps and graphics are an issue still.\nUnfortunately, I cannot recommend this game 3 years after it's PC release and horrible bugs and performance still persist. Maybe they've fixed the Console issues? I'd try that first. Or an emulator.", u'hours': 63.8, u'date': u'2017-06-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198045411208', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 95, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'NLC_Richard_Rahl', u'text': u"Inquisitor is a detailed RPG with a riveting storyline based in the medieval period following the infamous black plague. It uses a mix of real world events and common fantasy elements to recreate the era. Fantasy elements include magic, enchanted weaponry, and useful alchemical potions (real world alchemy was actually an endless pursuit to try and create gold by mixing various elements).\nOne of my favorite historical elements is a mention of the flagellants, a group of christian extremists who repeatedly whipped themselves and inflicted other bodily harm in an attempt to recreate the suffering of Jesus. Of course, the most apparent historical element is the inquisition itself, referring to the persecution of all those who weren't inline with the beliefs of the church. This game is of course not nearly as extreme and vulgar as what actually took place, but I won't go too far in detail, as I don't want to bore you with a history lesson.\nSo, what's good?\n-Leveling system with XP, attributes, skill points\n-Large variety of spells and skills (all explained by detailed tooltips)\n-Lots of equipment (character can equip weapon, shield, helm, armor, boots, gloves, belt, two rings, and an amulet)\n-Challenging combat\n-Choices with consequences\n-Good replay value (to try different choices with different consequences)\n-Immersive world\n-Non-linear gameplay\n-Intriguing storyline\nWhat can be annoying?\n-Bosses are extremely difficult, to the point where you may have to clear several areas without fighting the bosses, and then go back and try again, and again, clear some other areas, and then try again. Although, it kind of makes sense from a realistic point of view, as most of these are all fabled in the lore to be as such. It's still annoying.\n-Old school RPG with archaic graphics\n-No tutorial, which can make it frustrating to figure out how to play, especially if you are not familiar with how these types of games work.\n-All text, no voice dialogue\nWhat can be viewed either way?\n-No flashing marker on your map telling you where to go next, forcing you to actually pay attention to dialogue if you want to complete quests (time to drag out the old notepad).\n-Character growth in spells and skills is limited by your class choice, forcing you to specialize. While this adds some to the replay value, it doesn't allow one to create that god-like character that can do anything.\nIn conclusion, this game can be great but is not for everyone.\nIf your one of those who doesn't like reading, this game may not be for you. If you like games to be easy, this game is likely not for you, as you will have to do some thinking. If you are one of those who can't stand to look at a game if it doesn't have modern graphics, then this game is DEFINITELY not for you.\nThat said, I think this game is absolutely amazing. I'm sure that if you are an avid RPG gamer like myself who can tolerate the old school style and difficult bosses, you will love it as much as I do. At U.S. $9.99, Inquisitor is a steal.", u'hours': 66.4, u'date': u'2015-04-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 281, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'ArdanS', u'text': u'Only masochist need apply...', u'hours': 4.6, u'date': u'2015-04-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198066617626', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 415, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Baktanfuli', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 403, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-04-03', u'text': u'Any game that cant figure out how to handle something as basic as mouse control, can never get recommended.\nIf you have a special mouse like a Logitech 700, you cant play this game, the mouse will lag so bad, youll give up before you are past the chracter creation screen.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'betterbye', u'text': u"Best light war game around. The online version needs some improvements --allowing to use the planes, for exemple-- but it's ok for a M44 fan.", u'hours': 401.1, u'date': u'2013-12-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 37, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'workingkidmh', u'text': u"Love the game. Own a copy myself. But I aint gonna pay money in order to get maps that I gotta pay for again. It's why I don't play that many free to play games in the first place. Money eaters.", u'hours': 3.4, u'date': u'2013-12-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198076420347', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 27, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Skjutsk\xf6terska', u'hours': 8.9, u'products': 378, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2013-12-07', u'text': u"I have the boardgame version of this game, and it's really fun to play but when you don't have anyone to play with it's great to play against your computer.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Felitero', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 65, u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-02-06', u'text': u'Its really fun. It can be improved a lot especially with different texture themes and more music. In the future I expect this will be a really fun game that is very casual when you have a bit of free time to open up and play. Currently hoping on getting mouse support (so its more smooth than wasd).', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Oceansoul', u'hours': 1.9, u'products': 1760, u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-02-06', u'text': u'Unpossible does its title justice. If you are not experienced with a game that puts you on a single track and throws random obstacles at you, prepare for a challenge.\nWhile the first difficulty setting (Simplicity) is rather easy, the upper two (Futile, Ultra) will surely challenge you.\nAdditionally with the challenge of just reaching a minute on these difficulties this game comes with a exceptionally good music and artstyle - so well made actually that it might distract you a little from the track at first.\nI do recommend this game to anyone who is looking for a little challenge.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'\U0001f494G::Love\U0001f497Hentai Femdom\U0001f497(\u2665\u03c9\u2665*)', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 1135, u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-01-29', u'text': u'I really loved this game on mobile (android) so much that I was waiting for the game to be greenlit and added on steam. At last, it finally went on steam!\nAs for the review go, it may be biased, but who cares.\nThe optimization is pretty neat, however, since I have a pretty beefy computer and it\'s still not at 60 fps but I can play games like crysis on highest settings and get 60+ fps\nBut putting fps aside, I just enjoy this game because the music + reflex interactions\nAlso, if you alt-tab out of the game and go back, the controller settings will get messed up / wont be able to see mouse. Have to close the game and relaunch to fix this problem\nI wish the game wouldnt pause every time i tab out, and wish there was an "continue audio in background" option because I like the music', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Count_Longardeux', u'text': u"Only recommennded if you can get it free or very cheap, which is how I played.  Game has some sometimes meaningful quotes and dialogues, which is cool, and kind of what the game is built around.  If you're like I am and your real life quotes are, go get some pizza, dont \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 with them they ratchet, dont get this game it is too complicated for you.", u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-07-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198010317440', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 201, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'An expert', u'text': u'I LIKE IT', u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2017-07-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198273730030', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 24, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'conman685', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 33, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-07-26', u'text': u'it wont start up', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'BereitsTot', u'hours': 11.1, u'products': 146, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-21', u'text': u'yes', u'early_access': False, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'Brawler0111', u'hours': 2.8, u'products': 423, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-21', u'text': u"Westerners finally get an official way to purchase Touhou! Hopefully there's more to come (previous and future titles)", u'early_access': False, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'Sramische', u'text': u'Finally, after all these years of pirating I can atone for my sins!\nBRING MORE TOUHOUS ON STEAM!', u'hours': 3.4, u'date': u'2017-11-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 177, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'lynch', u'text': u'matchmaking going on 10 min ???????????????????', u'hours': 11.3, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197982090077', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 109, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'Declirious', u'text': u"The game is great, but I wouldn't recommend it for pc, it's dead in off hours, and additionally not low end friendly, I might return it and get it for the ps4.", u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 55, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'Siyoan', u'hours': 43.1, u'products': 63, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'text': u"High skill ceiling but also high reward, the satisfaction of getting the frag and out maneuvering enemy players is pretty damn awesome.  Hugely underrated and I wish more people would play so as the queue times weren't bad!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'Batjet18', u'text': u'Before you buy this game beware of HACKERS', u'hours': 75.7, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198253930888', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 34, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Chicken Lit_tle', u'text': u'good', u'hours': 977.6, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198118856426', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 21, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'DeadAlive', u'text': u'Why is getting into an online game have to be the most frustrating thing in my life. And I hate my job and my wife.', u'hours': 48.4, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198065708634', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 77, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'NateRFB', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 120, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-06-25', u'text': u'Good game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Albedo', u'text': u'2 Spooky 4 Me\nGood game tho', u'hours': 13.8, u'date': u'2017-06-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 8, u'user_id': u'76561198346311244', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 92, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'WinterSachi', u'text': u'The game is sooo good, my neck itches.', u'hours': 10.0, u'date': u'2017-06-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 11, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 70, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'UnimaginativeHandle', u'text': u"...it's 3 minutes long.\nIt just boots you back to the menu without the mouse cursor so you have to force quit, I got the sound like the jumpscare was yelling at me again but it was so fast that I'm not even sure it was an ending.\nThe lighting was also way too high, if the environments were like the screenshots then it would have been alright, but there is nothing to set the mood in this super short premise of a game.\nThis is too early for Early Access.\nTo the extent that I got any feeling of where this game might be going, it is hopefully going to become Seven; which also uses the 'Unity Mansion' assets. Seven isn't on Steam but it is worth tracking down, this though...needs more content quickly.", u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2016-09-06', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 5, u'user_id': u'76561198086542708', u'product_id': u'522590', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 4236, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'ultravix', u'text': u'Nice joke, now go and create something better than this.\n10 minutes game length and they buy good reviews.\n> Report this Product > Fraud', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-09-05', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 9, u'product_id': u'522590', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 1903, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Swift Mustache', u'text': u'Yes.', u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2015-11-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198023425116', u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 535, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'soup', u'hours': 9.0, u'products': 257, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2015-11-07', u'text': u'almost as fun as playing with real crayons. to 100% you have to get all orange flags and that was pretty awful', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Pancaake', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 549, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2015-10-22', u'text': u'Je poss\xe8de vraiment ce jeu ?', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Holmes245', u'text': u"This game brought me back to the early 90's when my brother and I played it. However, I never finished it out and so I purchased it on Steam to play and it did bring back nostalgia for those days. I will admit I cheated a couple times by looking at walkthroughs online so if you do that, keep in mind, it makes the game much shorter.\nMy only complaint about this game is that it's way overpriced on Steam at $9.99. Not having played it through initially in the 90's, I thought the game was going to be much longer. I don't mind it's brevity but not at the price of $9.99. I would sell it on Steam for $2 or $3, but for such a brief game, I have to admit that while I recommend the game, I don't recommend the price so just a heads up if you're thinking to purchase. Otherwise, it's a great game for thinking through solutions.", u'hours': 3.4, u'date': u'2015-11-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198031908293', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 40, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'Ecn', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 488, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2015-10-31', u'text': u"A cult classic that is still worthy of it's awards even today.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'si_the_sorcerer', u'text': u'great old school game which takes me all the way back to when i had my atari STE :) great memories', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2015-10-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198006872362', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 120, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'Get Burned!', u'text': u"This was a fun game. Got it during a huge Steam sale, but there's a lot of content for $10. It took me about 4-5 hours to beat on medium difficulty. The game involves reaching the bottom of the cave or whatever it is while collecting treasure and avoiding different traps. You traverse square blocks that move around. Basically, it was fun to play while I had no internet. Not a great game, but if you want something different than shooting everything that moves, I recommend it.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2011-04-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197976028334', u'product_id': u'70500', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 879, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Dan', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 507, u'product_id': u'70500', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2011-02-17', u'text': u"A strange game. My first reaction, after playing for an hour or so, is that the game is, well, bland. There's only one goal for each level and that's to find a scroll and then get to the exit.\nThere's no charm to it and the random levels and sluggish platforming provide more frustration than delight. Worth the $1 I paid for it in the Xmas sale.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Somesz', u'hours': 7.0, u'products': 207, u'product_id': u'70500', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2011-02-16', u'text': u'Another great game from the indie genre. A nice and unique platformer. Indie fans you should check this out!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Melchan', u'text': u'If you like board games and backstab your friends type of boardgame is your thing i can highly recomend this piece here.', u'hours': 232.5, u'date': u'2017-05-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198005676032', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 198, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'TheNerdyStoner', u'text': u'I love the style of the game. The art is fantastic and the interface is almost seemless. Unfortunately the game underneath it all is just terrible. Its a take that style game with a hand-managment take on the roll and move mechanic. This gives you a bit more lenency moving around the board, but the rest of the game completely relies on luck. Plus, the player interaction game is nonexistant with the exeption of the "take that" style cards. (And the bidding for a space mechanic is attrocious)\nThe game isn\'t very well balanced either. Whoever gets in the lead financially will win the game; period.\nOnly would recommend if you\'re a big fan of Munchkin, but as a tabletop gamer I\'d give this one a pass', u'hours': 4.8, u'date': u'2017-05-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 6, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 274, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Atozzio', u'text': u"First of all, this 'Not Recommend' does not mean that this is not a good game, instead, Gremlins Inc. is a fantastic strategy game for everyone who likes to play co-op with friends(or hurting each other).\nHowever, while I was making a secret plan to Make my empire Great Again in a game against my friends tonight, I lost my connection to the server as I assumed because I have been through disconnections like this about 30 times during 5 hours gameplay(disconnected for exact every ten minutes), and this is the reason why I did not really recommend the game.\nMaybe the Championship has gathered so many players from all over the world that beyond the server's capability. I really hope this issue would be settled naturally with low server load. Living in Canada is much easier than India. But this is not what game developers should do, right?\nI highly recommend using P2P instead of C/S while organising multiplayer games. Just like these co-op games I used to play with my friends Civilization V, Don't Starve Together, Terraria, Starbound etc. Ordinary players would like to play with/against their friends rather than fighting with strangers lonely all the time.\nI really really wish this game could be better not only at server capacity and stability but also at types of cards in the game. After all, thanks to all developers for the great idea this game presented and I would be appreciate if developers could work on optimisation of this game. Have a nice day :)", u'hours': 17.3, u'date': u'2017-04-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 399, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Vic=HKC=', u'hours': 2.6, u'products': 2286, u'product_id': u'533070', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-05', u'text': u"As a member of the League of Light, you're tasked to investigate what's happening in Sorrow's Well after an ally asks for help. Indeed, it seems that someone is trying to resurrect the Dark Lord! Will you save the world before it's too late or will a new era of darkness begin anew?\nLeague of Light: Dark Omens isn't really what I will call a recent game: it was already out in the casual world before making its way to Steam. It doesn't mean however that I would ignore a game belonging to a well-known series on Big Fish Games, albeit it's not the most renowned.\nThe plot itself is quite common: a Dark Lord defeated centuries ago (or maybe not) who has still allies trying to bring him back, a damsel in distress, an investigator without gender (you can imagine yourself as a woman - a badass one) and eventually a final rush where you have all the time in the world, though it's fun to see that as usual, before really defeating your enemy, you have still many things to do. But despite a common plot, you can find it enjoyable as it's also a way to discover more about the world of League of Light.\nThe gameplay is also the usual: find objects, use them, clear hidden objects scenes, solve puzzles, talk to anyone you'll find though in this game, you don't have many characters. Nothing is really extraordinary but I found some hidden objects scenes quite challenging, mainly because of some English words I'm not used to and because of the hidden items in an hidden objects scenes (meaning twice the work). The puzzles are easy though I welcomed the included strategy guide as some of them were just... how to say... not my cup of tea and brain-frying.\nThe graphics are decent and the soundtrack nice but well, I wasn't really paying attention: maybe it's the fact that I didn't  find the castle intriguing enough, like the mansion in the House of 1000 Doors for example.\nAs it's a Collector's Edition, it means goodies: wallpapers, bonus chapters, in-game achievements, etc...\nAnyway, my final opinion is that League of Light: Dark Omens is a decent game, though you'll find many others way more interesting in Big Fish Games catalogue or even on Steam *cough*like Artifex Mundi's games *cough*.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Angahareth', u'hours': 2.5, u'products': 275, u'product_id': u'533070', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-10-19', u'text': u"Overall, pretty good run of the mill HOG.\nArtwork is pretty.\nStory:  While I'm not super happy that it's another damsel in distress story overall, there was some interesting world-building and a nice twist.\nGameplay: on the easy side, but fun enough\nUnlike other CE games, know that this one doesn't have a bonus chapter.\nVerdict: pick it up on sale if you're a fan of the genre.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Spoke14', u'text': u"I first got this game on xbox when it was free with games with gold. It looked like a game I never thought I'd play or like but after half an hour or so of getting to know how it plays I realised I was hooked. Since then I've played through the campaign twice, played countless matches of multiplayer and bought the game on pc. It's a solid tactical board gamey rpgish game. Really simple to get the hang of the basics but it takes time to really get used to making the most of your turns. I'd recommend it for the campaign but if you have 3 friends who'll get it as well then you can play countless hours away on the 2v2 multiplayer. Really solid game, I was pleasantly surprised.", u'hours': 23.5, u'date': u'2015-10-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198138047610', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 61, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Burnstar', u'text': u'Far too much randomness to be fun.', u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2015-10-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197971820531', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 278, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'The Grand Mugwump', u'text': u'A fun, competitive match three game which adds some strategy and basic RPG elements to the mix.', u'hours': 39.4, u'date': u'2015-10-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198036393876', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 675, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Zelda7999', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 37, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-02-28', u'text': u'this game is great! Never once did i get bored of it. when they say its a megditative ecosystem you better belive it!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Ob1Csquirrel', u'text': u"A very slow paced game. If your looking for something to put you to sleep, this will do so. The layout is nice, music is pretty (zen-like) but the overall is very tranquil. Click+Click+Click is all there is to it, sit back and watch your ecosystem at work, then repeat process. It is good for young kids to play as they can learn a bit about the mechanics of a freshwater ecosystem through this. I'm glad this game is free, because I wouldn't pay money for it though. I give this game an 'E' for effort, lol.", u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2016-02-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198081953564', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 47, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'ElfenLied', u'text': u"I like the general idea of it, but I think more could have been done with it. It's not engaging enough.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-02-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198171189001', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 4, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'(SoL) Archaon the Everchosen', u'text': u'First off, I say watch the movie first before buying this and you would have to like the movie somewhat in order to like this (that\'s my opinion). Don\'t expect anything too serious though because it\'s about... well... Moon Nazis... Anyway I love the game even though it may be "repetitive" to some or not a big title game like\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665CoD. I recommend the game if you want a decent action/shooter IN SPACEEEE...! P.S: I do believe that it is a bit expensive, I was able to get it because I randomely got a coupon for it when I created a badge for 90% off. So the total was $4.00. Also I do wish that it had multiplyer because I REALLY want to shoot friends in Walkyries. Or shoot them down with friends.', u'hours': 7.7, u'date': u'2013-11-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198048446687', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 253, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Nexus', u'text': u'Before even looking at the screenshots or the video, please,\nwatch the movie "Iron Sky". It\'s a bland funny movie, you watch it once, laugh with all the weird comedy, and then return the movie back to the rental. Now, if you really loved the movie, the ships, the setting, the story plot? Then, and only then, consider getting this game. It\'s a generic (albeit well made) space simulator following the story of the movie. Not much more than that... Oh, and Renate Richter is there too.', u'hours': 8.8, u'date': u'2013-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 548, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'karahito', u'text': u'I haven\'t played something like this in a long time.\nIt has the space sim controls of an arcade and the wonderfully awful corny/campy FMV acting reminiscent of Sewer Shark, Night Trap, and Ground Zero: Texas.\nShooting down Nazis IN SPACE has never been so much fun, in fact I don\'t think I\'ve ever shot down Nazis IN SPACE!!! Until now.\n"Can I get an Amen" - Iron Sky: Invasion\nThe dialogue alone entertains.\nNow I want to go see the movie :p on Netflix in Mystery Science Theater 3000 style.\nIron Sky: Invasion is worth playing.', u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2013-11-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197974417407', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 191, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'xpk.sh', u'hours': 1.4, u'products': 341, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2014-05-25', u'text': u'Its a creepy, sexist Theme Hospital clone.\n0/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'MrTea', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 106, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2014-05-24', u'text': u'Why would you make this game..... Its a bad and boring.... Just leave it in the dark pits of hell it came from....', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'TwistedxPandora', u'text': u'As an avid fan of Bullfrogs Theme Hospital, this game hits the mark. Funny, weird, dramatic and fast paced Hospital Tycoon is a great mimic of the great TH :)\nAdd on some pretty graphics and a funny story line (campaign) and you have a future GOG\nFor a bit of medical mayhem download this and enjoy :)', u'hours': 8.7, u'date': u'2014-05-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198119367298', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 56, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'warlordak47', u'hours': 2.6, u'products': 813, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-08-27', u'text': u'this game nostalgic as \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'\u239b\u239d\u5341\u6708\u23a0\u239e\U0001f495', u'text': u'bad game :(', u'hours': 3.7, u'date': u'2016-07-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 392, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Draknath', u'hours': 3.7, u'products': 592, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-07-03', u'text': u"I'm lovin' it. Would love to get more games like this to play and review.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Frank Alpha', u'hours': 5.0, u'products': 81, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'Not smash, go get some smash.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'The Godfather', u'text': u'Great game.', u'hours': 21.9, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198283562416', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 88, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Bestbyte', u'text': u'Fun to play with friends', u'hours': 3.0, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198073865927', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 43, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'gamazer', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 3, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u'timeless', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Jae', u'text': u'Three cheers for auto clicker :D', u'hours': 213.6, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198035334685', u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 796, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Kitty', u'text': u"This game is really addicting but the mini boss/bosses are really heard to get through. I would still recommend this game, it's decently fun. 3.5/5", u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198361895082', u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 4, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'F4nny', u'hours': 17.6, u'products': 12, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-17', u'text': u'Best SFM i ever had ! It is so awesome !', u'early_access': False, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'doge', u'text': u'this is trash', u'hours': 9.4, u'date': u'2017-11-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 3, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'Spycrab', u'text': u"This software was used to create some of the best animations in the Source engine's history. So if you understand how to use it, you'll be able to make some pretty cool projects.", u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-11-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198198652870', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 6, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'avaq', u'hours': 3.1, u'products': 72, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-11-30', u'text': u'Kind of game what i used to play when i was 4 years old. Pretty much a logical game for kids. No reason not to reccomend it to people who will buy it for their kids to play.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'kyzka', u'text': u"Back to Bed was originally developed by a number of Denmark students which can be found here\n. It's predominantly a casual puzzle game where you play as 'Subob' a subconscious version of Bob who for some reason is dressed as a condom/balloon animal with Bob's face plastered on it. Bob the main protagonist of the game suffers with both narcolepsy and sleep walking and your goal as Subob is to guide Bob back to his bedroom door by strategically placing giant apples in his pathway. In the long run this is pretty easy to master because Bob only sleepwalks in a clockwise direction every time he hits an object. It\u2019s only made slightly more difficult by the fact that there are often various obstacles placed on each landscape which will wake Bob up if he ever hits one. This includes alarm clocks on wheels, manholes with teeth, ravaging dogs and a whale train which will run bob over if he ever walks onto the train tracks.\nThe quirky art atmosphere is in homage to Salvador Dali and a few placed audio winks here and there to the TV show 'Twin Peaks'. There are a handful of cut scenes as you traverse the 30 maps and once completed you are rewarded by 'Nightmare Mode' which is the exact same 30 maps again with the added problem that you need to now collect from 1-3 door keys by having Bob walk into them before you guide him to his bedroom door. As you can imagine the keys are never placed in straight forward locations and might require you to stop and plan your routes a bit more.\nBob always respawns if he ever walks off the map, so it\u2019s easy to let Bob loop himself while you survey the landscape and its many pitfalls. An odd puzzle here and there made me stop and think a bit harder, but none ever got me to the point where I was scurrying for a walkthrough. The biggest downfall is that there really isn't any engaging story here, at first I thought maybe there would be some type of story about why Bob was required to remain asleep for the 30 levels due to some type of coma and any induced awakening might harm Bob due to severe brain trauma, but no I was way off course. In end Bob simply wakes up. Bob's subconscious latex pet smiles and still exists with Bob in the real world and you get to see that the 'Obstacles' in game were simply pictures that Bob has in bedroom which Bob must have subconsciously drew from. Since Bob wakes up in the end with no drama's, your left sitting there at the end wondering why didn't I just wake Bob back at level 1? What the hell was all that about? And other than the fact that you got to solve 60 fairly easy puzzles, the whole thing seemed rather pointless and more of a simple timewaster between other more meaningful games that you play.\nHowever its appeal for many is its simplicity, allowing another 100% completed game to your steam profile an easy endeavour. With that said, completionists should be aware that the speed runner achievement will ONLY activate if you log into game fresh and complete 1-30 in 45 minutes in 1 sitting. While you are doing this I would also recommend simply fast forwarding Bob to his death when it comes to the various obstacles as that also needs to be unlocked in 1 sitting. This means that the game will require more often than not for you to play through it twice, giving the total playtime of the game somewhere between 2-4 hrs.\nIn the end a promising puzzle game which yawn fully stays lullaby in its difficulty and length. A game that is best suited for someone who likes to play games between power naps. Wait for a sale...\nBelow is me playing a few of the first levels. It's enough of a sample. I wouldn't want to ruin everything for you...", u'hours': 8.8, u'date': u'2016-11-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198112866114', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 2918, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'xyxyxyxyxy', u'hours': 3.0, u'products': 449, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-11-26', u'text': u'cool', u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'Chinman', u'text': u'You know when you just have that need, that urge to be a ninja? Well this game perfectly quenches that thirst.', u'hours': 27.0, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198103211183', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 68, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'pingslayer', u'text': u'This is the game i need, but not the one i deserve right now.', u'hours': 5.7, u'date': u'2017-11-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198378280477', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 32, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'NTrongNghia', u'hours': 9.6, u'products': 108, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-05', u'text': u'The first game of the series.  In my opinion it is quite short', u'early_access': False, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'thatjeremyguy', u'hours': 12.3, u'products': 639, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-05', u'text': u'Batman in his truest form.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'Vmaxman', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 95, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2015-12-26', u'text': u'no me gusta', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Morgana', u'hours': 3.2, u'products': 95, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2015-12-25', u'text': u"My character's game looks funny in the game, still trying to hack my way through with cheat engine.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Hank Hill', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 713, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2015-12-18', u'text': u"it's easy, it's time consuming, it's fun but it isn't worth the 5 dollars, grab it when it's on sale", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'GadMiuM', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 149, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2015-12-17', u'text': u'Fun game! :D', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Prince-Derek', u'text': u'working like a charm even with no name controller,is a very good aqusition for everyone because the fight is smooth , graphic and special effects are at a normal value.Worth the price 10/10.', u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2016-05-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198044633678', u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 430, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Evanz111', u'text': u"This review is for those of you who have barely played any fighting games, like myself.\nVideo version:\nI'm a massive Dynasty Warriors fan, so I had to check this out. The developers were kind enough to send me a review key for my channel, so I delved in expecting a mediocre fighting game, but I was wrong.\nIt has been one of the most incredible new and fresh experiences I have had the pleasure of having recently. Everything feels so responsive and it's so easy to pick up and play, even with very little fighting experience in the past. Not only will it show you the button guides for combos, but it'll give you a demonstration too, so every character is really easy to learn.\nThe story mode is filled with hilarious scenarios, that had me genuinely laughing and unexpectedly wanting to get through every single character's story just to see what happens. It's far from serious, but that gives a nice change from the usual Three Kingdoms products. The difficulty ramps up nicely, with a good challenge at the end of each path that will take some practice to overcome.\nI can't speak for the netcode as online play isn't enabled yet, but I will update this review once the game has been released and I'm really looking forward to hopping into the multiplayer and getting my rear end handed to me.\nIt's expensive and honestly you don't get a huge amount of content for the price tag, but what you do get is incredible and will keep you entertained for a huge amount of time. If anyone has any questions, feel free to ask and I will answer to the best of my ability.", u'hours': 23.1, u'date': u'2016-05-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'452420', u'page_order': 4, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 849, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'T.Phong', u'hours': 4.9, u'products': 688, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-07-17', u'text': u'First thing first, u need to read this guide in order to luanch the game\nAbout the game : full of PVP , no COOP PVE, it take forever waiting for other player join ur lobby . Single player part is \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665t survival mode. Not worth the time download it!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'Nami M. May', u'text': u"The worst game I've played from capcom.\nThis game just drags the Resident Evil name through the dirt.\nLucky I got this from humble bundle cheap.", u'hours': 1013.2, u'date': u'2017-07-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 1107, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'bearsdominate', u'text': u"Famitsu was right. It's an enjoyable online multiplayer game. Disregard all the negative reviews from losers who haven't even played it more than 30 minutes. Most of the negative reviews are from entitled pc gamers and whiny babies who want everything free and now. Patience is a virtue. The game is what it was advertised. It's a team vs team shooter. It's just too bad all the sheep believed all the negative hype. You folks missed out on a great opportunity. Oh well, pc gaming in a nutshell.", u'hours': 10.7, u'date': u'2017-07-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198037045079', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 463, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'\U0001f47aRoczo-42\U0001f94b\U0001f30a', u'text': u"I have very much fun playing this comedy game. Still didn't finish it. After a while it may get boring, but it's very worth it.", u'hours': 7.6, u'date': u'2016-10-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 240, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'N-Icekitsune', u'text': u'Well, If your a true Polandball fan, I think it would be a little sad for you. I am a Polandball fan, and part Polish, but Its sorta sad Too see Poland being hurt and teased. But, it works out in the end, So if you want a happy ending, can take long games, and LOVE polandball, I recommend it!', u'hours': 3.9, u'date': u'2016-10-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198193960031', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 22, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'BuildaMan', u'text': u'\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665!!', u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2016-10-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198274240382', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 51, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'ClassyNemesis', u'hours': 10.3, u'products': 1052, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2014-10-31', u'text': u'tl;dr: there are some minor issues, but still completely worth your money.\nI played through the entire game in about 6 hours, with my girlfriend playing the WiiU version at the same time. The WiiU version seemed to have some occassional audio bugs where I (with the PC version) encounted some clipping issues on some stages (which was actually kind of cool, but potentially game-breaking). Because of this, and the somewhat "floaty" controls (at least in the PC version, with xbox 360 controller), the game doesn\'t feel like it had all it\'s bugs squashed. Some things could be a be "tighter", but doesn\'t really detract from the game\'s playability.\nThe platform costume exclusives (PS3/Steam pre-order) are annoying. Give me the option to buy them as DLC, I don\'t care; I\'ll buy them. Just give me the option.\nCQ2 is roughly the same length as CQ1. It\'s also roughly as hilarious and fun. I laughed out loud so many times during this game. The writing is great and there are a tons of fun easter eggs and references. Buy it if you liked CQ1 and want more of the same. If you want Skyrim, go play that instead, I guess.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'BrutolMotent', u'hours': 10.4, u'products': 620, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2014-10-31', u'text': u"Costume Quest 2 feels exactly the same as the original game, which is not a bad thing if you're a fan of the original. The sequel continues the story where the original game left off with the same characters. The sequel did not have the same Halloween vibe as the first one did for me, which made going through the game not as enjoyable as I wished. If you enjoyed the first one it's worth playing the second one, however if you could barely get through the first one then I would recommend avoiding the sequel. Overall, it was pleasant to see the Costume Quest storyline continued in a sequel however it does feel like a large expansion pack rather than a sequel on its own.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'iVAN', u'text': u'I wonder why they have no 360 Degree Rotation in their Engine .. but anyway also much fun without it .. I like these kind of Games cause they are near  -No Ages- and they give a good alternation to all the cronological now or never Stuff that is mostly in the Media ... All in All Quality is B to A : Tim Sch\xe4fer as  good as always: Absolut serious Production... ! So lets go to the fridge ...', u'hours': 11.6, u'date': u'2014-10-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198047324256', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 640, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'lflory48', u'text': u"can't wait for the rest of the game. it's really cool", u'hours': 31.7, u'date': u'2016-09-27', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198212287556', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 19, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Lil Bacon Bitz', u'text': u'SOOOOOOO DEAD', u'hours': 41.3, u'date': u'2017-11-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198147823766', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 25, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'ryderlb1', u'text': u'i got a steam card to buy this game', u'hours': 4.2, u'date': u'2017-11-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 4, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Birdcrumbs', u'text': u'Hilarious game! Great for playing with friends and family :D', u'hours': 2.3, u'date': u'2017-11-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198407893580', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 6, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'HyperNewbie', u'text': u'FFXIII-2: "Hey, unlock all this\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665and fetch quests to watch more weeaboo cinematics k?"\nUm, how about like, no.', u'hours': 40.8, u'date': u'2017-06-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 353, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'YAMERO!', u'hours': 24.3, u'products': 56, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-06-28', u'text': u'Serah is <3', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'sub309', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 569, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-06-27', u'text': u"This is a bad pc port, frame drops and dips everywhere. It's literally unplayable in its current state, which is sad since this is a good game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'kaminasinged', u'text': u"Fun game, tons tons and i mean TONS of reading. This game is more of a crime investagation than any. But with fighting, decision making that affect all the characters of the game, and good itemization. I  would have played it more and still probably will... but all the reading... it's like i am reading a chapter of a book every NPC haha.", u'hours': 13.3, u'date': u'2015-03-31', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198107928086', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 130, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'BishopWalrus', u'text': u'.', u'hours': 8.8, u'date': u'2015-03-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198038304470', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 194, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'LoveJesusHateTheGovernment', u'hours': 198.0, u'products': 1208, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2015-03-17', u'text': u'Wow, I just finished this game after almost 200 hours of gameplay, (197 to be exact). The game does not necessarily take that long to complete but I really enjoyed it and wanted to explore every dungeon, kill every enemy, read every detail of the story and lore of the world, and complete every side quest. Honestly, it could probably be completed in 140 to 150 hours.  This very involved, isometric, action RPG offers a lot for your money and has a very engaging story. It takes place in a fictitious continent strongly modeled after medieval Europe, with a theological system loosely based on Roman Catholicism. The name of Jesus is changed to \u201cThe First Prophet,\u201d but there are crosses and crucifixes decorated throughout the game.\nWithout giving away any of the story, you are a paladin, priest,  or thief, (your choice) who is asked by emissaries of the Holy Mother Church to investigate a gruesome murder in the northern territory of Hillbrant. From that starting point, you are drawn deeper into a dark, heretical plot that goes all the way to the capital itself. An evil centuries old plot is underway that involves black masses and demon resurrections. Heretics are planning to summon Satan\u2019s four chief demons into the world who in turn plan to reek chaos as well as having other intentions that I won\u2019t give away. The story, while quite graphic at times, dealing with such issues as\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 necrophilia, Satan worship, torture, ect., is incredibly engaging and gradually unfolds and reveals itself to the player over the course of three acts, spanning three areas of the continent. Each of the three acts is nicely balanced between combat and story.\nIn the story part of the game, you act as an inquisitor for the Holy Mother Church and you need to talk to everyone in order to gather clues so you can determine who the heretics are. Once you gather enough evidence, you can extract confession by means of torture and then burn them at the stake. The combat system is, in my opinion, the weakest part of this game. It is quite clunky and initially, (until your character builds some dexterity) will result in the majority of your strikes missing. It takes getting used to as it is not as fluid as other action RPGs. But once you get the hang of it and you build your character, it is just fine. Fortunately, one thing you will not have to do in this game is grind for experience points and gold to build your character. Each of the three acts is divided into various areas that you must explore and clear of enemies. Once the enemies are cleared, you do not have to wait for them to respawn and repeat killing the same enemies over and over again for experience, (only a very small percentage of enemies respawn anyway). Clearing each area once will provide more than enough experience to build your character sufficiently to progress through the game. But keep in mind, this game is HARD. The battles are not easy at all, especially the ghosts and specters that are introduced to you in act II, (which require magic to beat \u2013 since I was a paladin and weak at magic, I had to use flame sword and seals) and the werewolves introduced in act III. You will find that fighting monsters in groups is a bad idea and most of the time you will have to resort to hit and run tactics where you slowly walk up to a group of enemies, lure one or two away from the group at a time, and kill them individually. If you are anything like me, you will be using that tactics for most of the game. Also, even though this world is strongly modeled after medieval Europe, they also mix traditional rpg monsters and mythology in the mix such as orcs, trolls, ect., explaining them as hellspawns, remnants of a dark and foreboding pagan world long since conquered by the true faith, or monsters summoned in black masses, ect. Of course, there are also plenty of demons from Judeo-Christian and gnostic literature as well. It makes for an interesting mix.\nI found the magic system in the game to be impressive, not so much because it was terribly complex, but for the fact that a world modeled after medieval Europe, where magic would be considered heretical, would have a magic system at all. On top of that, there are in fact SEVEN schools of magic in the game, each one consisting of spells that are each given their own history and background, (as are all the items in the game!) If you choose to play the game by the rules as I did and be obedient to the Holy Mother Church, then there are four approved and sanctioned schools of magic that could better be described as feats of faith and divine intervention. There is magic of faith, magic of miracles, divine magic, and inquisitional magic. If however you choose to dabble in heresy, (at risk to your own soul), then you can also learn pagan, heretical, or the ever dreaded Luciferian magic. Playing as a paladin, I didn\u2019t get to use too much of the later levels of magic, but what I used was quite effective in the gameplay.\nSo my assessment of this game is that it was very engaging, very involving, very well written with a fantastic story, and quite lengthy. Be prepared to invest some time into it. The mechanics of the game were quite rough around the edges and takes some getting used to. You will get stuck often, and when you do, the GOG and Steam forums will prove to be a God send. One thing that this game requires a lot of, (throughout the entire game but especially around the beginning) is that you carry LOTS AND LOTS of health, stamina, and (if you\u2019re a priest) mana potions with you at all times. You will find that dungeon exploring consists of you getting as far into the dungeon as you can until you run out of potions, (which you will burn through quite quickly), making your way back to the surface, buying more potions, and progressing further into the dungeon. Get use to that cycle. Also, there are a few bugs in the game that have yet to be polished out, all of which you can find solutions for on the GOG and Steam forums. One bug in particular that effected some players, (including myself) involved a crucial NPC named Tinthan who is necessary to complete the main quest, not always showing up where he should be in act II, thus not allowing you to progress in the game. If that happens to you, it\u2019s an easy fix that can be resolved by typing the following console command:\n-\tPress ~ (next to 1)\n-\tType \\addbeing_afriend Tinthan -1 -1\n-\tPress \u201center\u201d\n-\tYou can also find the solution here:\nThis game has tons of atmosphere, lots of charm, and gives you many unique options and story driven tasks. Its soundtrack adds to the atmosphere very well and comes with the game. It sets the mood well and I even put it on my iPod. Throughout the course of the game, you will fight for or against Satan, defeat corrupt priests who sold their souls, perform exorcisms, summon the dead, summon genies, (save them for bosses \u2013 trust me), torture heretics, explore a continent, read a novel, and of course, (my personal favorite) rescue damsels. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did and have fun.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'maliorao', u'hours': 2.9, u'products': 49, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2013-12-01', u'text': u'In what normal (today\'s strategy) game 1 man (infantry) can destroy 3 tanks?! In this one! Ridiculous!!!\nDear fans of strategic games - go play something else!!! This is insult for logic!!!\nPlease, avoid games where some computer generated "Dices" decide what is right and what is wrong!!!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'mdog1294', u'hours': 7.1, u'user_id': u'76561198116409769', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2013-11-29', u'text': u'great game i have played many games like this one and entertaining', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Kona Milano', u'text': u'"Pay to play" requires constant purchase of in-game currency in order to continue playing on any but the free maps.', u'hours': 6.6, u'date': u'2013-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 1245, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'duce303', u'text': u'Simple and fun.  Just go along a tube and dodge obstacles.  There are different difficulties and a track for each difficulty that changes daily.  Very fast paced and fun to play while listening to fast music.  Even better, listen to the F-Zero GX soundtrack while playing.', u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2016-01-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198014069772', u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 5496, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'artistdhanraj', u'text': u'i really like this game, i would play it more but it keeps timing me out every day after 6 deaths and the cursor disappears on me ( i am playing on a pc) still it is very fun', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2016-01-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198129433672', u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 70, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Baysick', u'text': u'Who wants a review from a die hard Super Hexagon fan? Well look right here.\nI have 100+ seconds in every level on Super Hexagon so beating the first two levels in Unpossible was pretty easy already. There\'s only three real levels and trying to beat them when you\'re super experienced at Super Hexagon and Open Hexagon makes completing the game a breeze. I was able to complete this game relatively quickly.\nNow the LAST level was pretty difficult in my own opinion and pretty fun, but I didn\'t like the rings that made you rotate around that cylinder liked wire looking thing that you\'re always rotating around. It was basically a test of "How long can I tap the left/right arrow key without messing up" rather than "How well can I react based on reflex." I also really dislike how I can\'t use a mouse instead of a keyboard but that\'s just my preference.\nCompared to other rage quit games (Super Hexagon, Velocibox, and Geometry Dash for examples)... This game, as I have stated, only has three levels. It\'s great graphic wise and has good soundtracks, but I find myself unable to enjoy this game for very long. However, I do like how you are able to manipulate the sensitivity of your screen\'s rotation as other rage quit games don\'t allow for such a feature.\nHonestly, not the greatest of games that taxes your reflexes like others do... But not the worst. You can surely wait for a sale before buying this game.', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2016-01-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 113, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Jane', u'text': u'This game looks just fine...\nDizzyyy', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-07-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198334691896', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 6, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'jaspereyes', u'hours': 1.4, u'products': 21, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-07-24', u'text': u'This game was awesome and touched my heart. I wish someone would make a list of the in-game quotes. Some of them are really good to think about.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'NecleusGD', u'text': u'its really fun and emotinal good indie game its hard for the night problems the arguing one was great', u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2017-07-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198303052082', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 8, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Kidneyshot', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 126, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-21', u'text': u"You can fly around a shoot lasers at girls while avoiding the lasers they shoot at you, and listen to pretty music while this is going on. If you've ever played Touhou before you couldn't buy it, you should go ahead and buy this. Also, buy it if you haven't, these games are fun!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'Garket Mardener', u'text': u'Wow, like, i don\'t even know where to start. You see, this is the 16th entry (well technically the 11th but if we get extra technical there\'s also mid-sequels and...) and there\'s a huge batch of lore and works behind it, but for the newcomers this is what you gotta know:\n"Quite a bunchof eastern (japanese mostly) mythology creatures (or whatever) are living on a constantly unstable political climate on a pocket dimension that literally holds itself on perception illusions. Every now and then, some idiot tries to push their agenda, motives or politics through powerful methods (literally terrorism lol) and a select cast of snarky and sassy powerful girls that don\'t give one damn are off to stop it, also for their own benefit but for peace and because the causer of the incidents are on a power freakin high every single goshdarn time. Ah, yes, magic\'s like super dense in the atmosphere here. And faith itself gives power. And more shenanigans. Read the lore."\nYes that\'s a long paragraph so, if you don\'t give a F R I C C about the lore:\nTouhou is a somewhat easy, but imaginative gameplay\'d & waifu-filled series of bullet hell games with a pretty damn good OST.\nI\'d also say it has enormous meme potential and the community can be estimated to be mostly sheetposting, but that would require you to understand the lore. \uff24\uff2f   \uff2e\uff2f\uff34   \uff25\uff36\uff25\uff2e   \uff24\uff21\uff32\uff25   \uff2d\uff25\uff2d\uff25   \uff29\uff26   \uff39\uff2f\uff35   \uff24\uff2f   \uff2e\uff2f\uff34   \uff2b\uff2e\uff2f\uff37   \uff39\uff2f\uff35\uff32   \uff33\uff28\uff29\uff34\nThat said this one is a pretty mild, OK game to start on. Both for the series and for the genre.\nBuy it so ZUN knows he can outsource here to earn beer money to create more waifus.', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-11-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 158, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'Ginkyway', u'text': u"I'm glad I could finally give ZUN his hard-earned beer money. He deserves it.", u'hours': 4.5, u'date': u'2017-11-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 337, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'VYRUS', u'hours': 7.1, u'products': 79, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'text': u"During beta this game was great, classes actually felt balanced and fun to play. Once release came, the balance was awful and you had teams of 5 wraiths constantly. The initial streamer community they left the game quickly due to the imbalance, it wasn't fun to play nor was it fun to stream after release like it was during beta.\nI'm not going to recommend this game, not because of gameplay (the game was actually really fun when it was balanced) but simply due to the lack of players, and with a multiplayer-only title that's the one thing you need, which LawBreakers does not have.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'GT', u'hours': 49.0, u'products': 105, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u"I'm recommending and not recommending this game at the same time. If you don't care about the multiplayer and you go in for the mods, you'll have a blast with this game. This game is amazing with mods and good thing I decided to review this after the whole OpenIV catastrophe happened. Anyway, I like the whole open world, sandbox aspect. It can be fun if you approach right.\nHowever, don't bother with the multiplayer if you're just getting in unless you want to put down some real life money to basically catch up. Otherwise, you'll be shot by orbital canons, which are basically cheats that Rockstar is selling to people now. GTA Online is trash and I don't want to support their practices.\nThe singleplayer story isn't even good in my opinion. All the characters are boring and uninteresting except for Trevor. At least he has a unique personality. To me, the only things good about GTA V are the gunplay, the open world, and the mods. Other than that, it's not all that fun to me.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'VinnieH', u'hours': 84.1, u'products': 44, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u"A game that was big, still is big, but in my opinion could've had a bigger potential. Something about the multiplayer doesn't make it replayable for me, with all the constant updates kept in mind. Still, the classic singleplayer style of GTA is appealing though.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'SG_Sly', u'text': u'Thug life simulation with free roam aspect', u'hours': 8.5, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198265186177', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 23, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'chocohellokitty', u'text': u"This game was amazing. I loved the anime and manga but this was the icing on the cake. The beautiful soundtrack plus the scenery and the wonderful text really pulls you in. I'm already on Watanagashi (Arc 2) after purchasing the 5 chapter bundle a week ago. It's so worth it.", u'hours': 14.4, u'date': u'2017-06-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198262862967', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 28, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Jack Traid', u'text': u'Wow, this game surely was great. Even though I saw the anime first, this was an exciting experiance indeed.\nHigurashi when they cry is a sound novel series. The games use sound effects, images, and appropriate music to generate an atmosphere for the story. (And might I say that do it rather well indeed.) The key characters have sprites to help you get a better idea of their appearance, and their current mood. Images tend to be scenes so you can get the idea of where the character is.\nWhile the game uses all that above to generate a brilliant atmosphere, it wouldn\'t quite be complete without a story now, would it? Chapter 1 (Onikakushi) is seen as the, shall we say Introduction to the series. (There is more on this matter in the after party.) The rough outline of the story (without spoilers) goes as follows:\nYou are new to the small village of Hinamizawa. After a few weeks/months of living a normal life there you begin to learn that there is a strange event there every year, one person dies, another goes missing. Some believe this to be a curse, others believe it to be a conspiracy. You are now caught up within it. You, with the help of the detective Ooishi need to find out what the cause of this is, but most importantly you need to survive long enough to bring the truth to light.\nWith theories like the use of meth, schizophrenia, and even being possessed by a diety, it certainly is interesting.\nHigurashi when they cry puts you in the character\'s position, you know what he hears, says, sees, and even thinks.\nThere are optional tips that come up that give you (The player) a chance to observe an incident that the character you are following may not have been in, or know of.\nNOTE: This game follows a set path.\nFor the experiance, I\'d say this game is definately worth the cost. To top it off, it\'s cheap for the playtime on a single runthrough. (At the time I finished the game once through I had around 14.7 hours playing the game.)\nAfter you have completed the game, you unlock the "After Party". This is also titled as the "All cast review session". In it, the characters break down the 4th wall and share their opinions on the game, and their theories behind the inccidents, also discussing what the beta players thought. (A surprisingly nice way to end the game, as it doubles up as a brief recap.) It also discusses the preperations for the second chapter (Which I have high expectations for.)\nThis game, as said above, was great. I just fell into the world they were trying to portray, even after seeing the anime, some elements of the game surprised me.\nWhy are you still reading this? Haven\'t you bought the game already?', u'hours': 14.7, u'date': u'2017-06-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 165, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Sapremic', u'text': u"If you only read one thing, read this: THERE IS A FAN PATCH THAT ADDS HD BACKROUNDS, NEW SPRITES (different from either currently in this version) AND VOICE ACTING BACK TO THE GAME. Not sure why they took those out for this release. But after playing with the voices and the new backrounds, I cannot imagine going back to the 'vanilla' version. A short google search for 'higurashi voice patch' is probably enough.\nReview:\nScrew this game, man. It's a trap. It literally tricks you. You start off a tiny bit spooked. You don't know what's going on. Then it TRICKS you. Lulls you into a false sense of ease and security, happiness. Friendship. You spend hours making friends and having a good time then while your guard is down and your mind is filled with cute girls and happy times it walks up, inserts its ice cold claw into your butt and shakes you by the spinal cord.\nThis game has caused so many chills down my spine I thought I had a problem with my central nervous system. I literally do not know how this can go on for so many more games when it's as intense as it is RIGHT NOW. My hands sweat the entire time I'm playing and I'm getting sweaty just thinking about it.\n(With patch)\nVoice over: 7/10\nSound: 6/10. Music is darn good, expect to listen to higurashi a lot (that's Cicadas for you pure blooded non weeaboos out there)\nGrafix: 7.5/10 Having hi-def and widescreen actual hand-drawn backrounds is a much nicer visual, in addition to the updated character cut ins for certain CGs.\nStory: 9/10\nTotal score: Buy it kid, buy it right now and get ur butt spooked so hard (get the patch kid, do it)\n(No patch)\nVoice over: doesnt exist\nSound: 6/10 (unaffected by patch)\nGrafix: Looks like the OG backrounds with no update. The author just drew over pictures he took 20 years ago. No widescreen. Has its own charm. 'NEW' sprites look alright, nicely drawn but lack a lot of impact the ones added by the patch have.\nStory: 9/10 (unaffected by patch)\nTotal score: Still buy it even if you are computer illteriate, cannot google 'higurashi voice patch' and don't know how to press 'install' on the program and wait a few minutes.", u'hours': 8.4, u'date': u'2017-05-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 444, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'\ud0dc\ud48d TyphooN', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 193, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2015-10-18', u'text': u'Not enough crayons.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'R2D2', u'hours': 6.5, u'products': 50, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2015-10-17', u'text': u"My 6 year old boy loves it as much as I do.\nIt's a calm game, and very interesting for the mind because there is not limit on how many was you can pass the levels, the only limit is your imagination.\nThe resolution is limited to 1024*768 but the game is so good that it's not an issue.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Bassem', u'hours': 3.4, u'products': 1864, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2015-10-12', u'text': u'This was one of the very earliest "physics drawing" games to come out, and I\'m sure many others were inspired by it.\nNowadays its strict 1024x768 resolution is unfortunate, but don\'t let that keep you from getting it.\nSimple gameplay that rewards experimentation, as you draw shapes over and over to try and fulfill the objective.\nYou can find this on mobile devices (iPad I think?) and I guess it makes more sense to play it there.\nI definitely recommend this, lots of fun and a game anyone can play regardless of age or gaming experience.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Criminal Scum', u'hours': 2.7, u'products': 1352, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2015-10-19', u'text': u"Another World is a platformer from another generation. It's really something special, though. It's brutally hard, awesomely oldschool. Hell, your character comes racing into his science job in a Ferarri.\nThe game is pretty amazing. Worth it if you're into platformers.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'Wabbajack', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 336, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2015-10-18', u'text': u'A classic evoking a lot of nostalgia.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'RoosterMaind', u'text': u"This is uttter\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 The original 1991 title might've been amazing and unique, but this is the most ungraceful garbage excuse off a port. It crashes EVERY 5 BLOODY MINUTES. The updated visuals look terrible save for the rock textures(at least you can press Y to change to the old ones). The new sound effects are equally bad(you can change to the old ones in the menu).\nThe framerate and controlls are torture. If it was only one or the other it would be playable, but they work ogether to make an already stressful game impossible, and since the application also crashes every second you can imagine how mad I am.\nDO NOT PURCHASE THIS, THE \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665S WHO PORTED THIS DO NOT DESERVE ANY MONEY AT ALL. YOU WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO PLAY THE GAME.\nJust watch the GameGrumps episodes, it's a way better experience. Or you could just get an emulator and play the original.\nVery dissapointed, would like a refund.", u'hours': 3.2, u'date': u'2015-10-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198126395988', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 112, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'Rojon', u'hours': 59.3, u'products': 579, u'product_id': u'70500', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2011-02-14', u'text': u'Highly Addictive Little Nightmare.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Yspaddaden Penkawr', u'hours': 7.5, u'products': 285, u'product_id': u'70500', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2011-01-27', u'text': u'not a spelunky ripoff\nactually a very robust and claustrophobic action-platformer', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Tyr_Arcana', u'text': u'Surprisingly fun. Sort of like Indianna Jones meets Cube meets Bejewelled.', u'hours': 18.4, u'date': u'2011-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198025008206', u'product_id': u'70500', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 491, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Paparaci Pasarati', u'text': u'\u0161ith game b\u013ce zajebal nahuj ja kupa\u0137 \u0161\u012bs game', u'hours': 2.8, u'date': u'2017-04-25', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 6, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 23, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Andy', u'text': u"Generally, I'm not too enamored with board games on the computer. However, this one is complex and rich, and much better implemented with the computer doing the heavy lifting on keeping the rules straight. The play of the game supports a number of play strategies, supporting all kinds of different gaming styles. The multi-player mode is implemented well, and leads to interesting gameplay with players across the globe.  The localization of the game helps a lot in that. Overall, fun game, interesting strategic play, but with the ability to play a half-hour pickup game. Highly reccommended.", u'hours': 145.5, u'date': u'2017-04-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198034258344', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 88, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'tolgen71', u'text': u"Absolutely brutal game designed so that nine times out of ten when something happens, it's something bad. It's nearly impossible to make progress because everytime a plan starts to become even possible, your sent to jail or your money is drained leaving you without the resources to do anything with doing... and this is all playing against the AI.", u'hours': 3.7, u'date': u'2017-04-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'user_id': u'76561198018176700', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 452, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'LordPedzod', u'text': u'\u0e40\u0e01\u0e21\u0e40\u0e17\u0e1e\u0e15\u0e49\u0e2d\u0e07\u0e25\u0e2d\u0e07', u'hours': 7.6, u'date': u'2015-10-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198074590849', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 68, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'[Arius] Meye4', u'text': u"some texts are missing, so don't really know what happens and when it wants to save game (i guess it was save) i got no idea what im doing, but overall, nice game", u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2015-10-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198065272794', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 413, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Cherish Eternity', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 488, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-09-30', u'text': u'I really like the way this game looks. The combat is kinda like tetris :/ In order to move you have to click on a circle thing you cant actualy walk or move in this game. Just relise what it is before you buy it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Leoszite', u'text': u'This game taught me what it meant to be a man.  10/10, would click randomly on stuff again.', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2016-02-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561198079496525', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 128, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'DarkDork', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 485, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-02-07', u'text': u'There are some animals in a pond.\nThis game gives what is advertised.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'OGB Idle-Empire.com', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 92, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-02-07', u'text': u'This is cute', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Minty', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 670, u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2013-10-21', u'text': u'Looks really good, has the Elite theme and feel going on, just wish I could master it...', u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'VERADOSA', u'text': u'NAFF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!dont buy cheap and nasty,with elements of a space shooter dont be fooled by the intro on steam, its the best thing in this game,also try shooting anything with the mouse its a real nightmare,and you cant adust the mouse settings to help,very boring ....shoot some stuff ....and erm shoot some more stuff....no real depth.......oh and the cut scene acting is so bloody naff i wanted to top myself,but apparently i cant cos  the esc button wont let me....oh wait thats for bypassing naff cut scenes.....silly me! NOT RECCOMENDED!!!!!REPEAT NOT RECOMMENDED!', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2013-10-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198023059687', u'product_id': u'224900', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 78, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Ichinin', u'text': u'Seems like an ok game, you are basically Cuddy instead of House - just wish i could turn off the annoying "The Sims" voices.', u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2014-04-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198032267380', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 310, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'chonhode', u'text': u'Kinda fun, very cheesy, what more can I say its a tycoon game xD', u'hours': 12.5, u'date': u'2014-04-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198008487563', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 57, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'John Falcon', u'text': u'this game is bogus DO NOT BUY UNLESS you like tycoons like this if you think this game is funny from the machines well you are wrong DO NOT BUY AT ANY COSTS period................................', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2014-03-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198060695718', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 374, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'K3', u'text': u'20h of gameplay and just 2 of 3 cards... pathetic.', u'hours': 14.3, u'date': u'2016-06-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198129457296', u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 185, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'livik-2', u'text': u'Great game !!', u'hours': 147.0, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198366075882', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 7, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'\u0e38', u'hours': 4.1, u'products': 115, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u'time the clicks', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'zodiac0611', u'text': u'when time is has not end play this one', u'hours': 1142.0, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'user_id': u'76561197972697539', u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 121, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'en-us/character/area-52/narake', u'text': u'1', u'hours': 2776.0, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198203114738', u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 345, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Dex', u'text': u'you know what valve has made a ton of good games, so lets appreciate the fact that valve gave us source filmmaker. :)', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-11-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198268826419', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 15, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'TheBossNachoSupreme', u'text': u"Great software. Easy to learn. I don't understand the bad reviews. I would recommend this to anyone who can learn fairly well.", u'hours': 11.0, u'date': u'2017-11-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198281596195', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 13, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u"Cousin, let's go bowling!", u'text': u'The SFM has been a great tool for making TF2 or other Source Engine based content, however the lack of content updates (for example, new maps like plr_bananabay, taunts, and cosmetics) as well as the terrible content creators that make \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 FNAF animated shorts that take a week or less to make is what evidently ruins SFM.\nVALVe, please update the SFM.', u'hours': 16.1, u'date': u'2017-11-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 24, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'WildCrd007', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 1551, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-11-20', u'text': u"You play as dog with a humans face to help guide a narcoleptic through his dreams to get saftely to his bed. The dreams all take place in a M. C. Escher world.\nThe video on the store page is a very acurate depiction of what the game play is like. I enjoyed playing for a little bit and may come back to it on and off but it hasn't thrilled me. Right now it's on sale for $1.79 so I'd say go for it. The normal price is $5.99 and if you're a fan of puzzles I'd say get it. I haven't played enough to say how difficult the puzzles get but I imagine they get pretty elaborate as the game goes on. If you're curious but not committed then I'd say wait until it goes back on sale for about $3.00 or less and you probably won't regret it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'ShadowsFear', u'hours': 12.0, u'products': 758, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-11-03', u'text': u'Just a straight mind\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'octane', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 449, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-10-02', u'text': u"It's kinda\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665", u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'Bliffenstimmers', u'text': u'just amazing and fun!', u'hours': 17.3, u'date': u'2017-11-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198059984896', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 67, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'Kalah', u'text': u"Arkham Asylum is intermittently entertaining, but struggles with repetitive and boring fights marred even further by difficult controls. Mostly you're playing OTS, but then you are suddenly cast into special maps (which are kinda cool, actually) or fighting arenas (which aren't) where you have to move differently. The fights themselves are stepped up as the game progresses, introducing enemies with weapons that have to be taken out differently.\nSometimes, you will find yourself sneaking around a map, hiding and waiting to ambush an enemy. That's the best part. Other times, however, you will find yourself in a fight that looks just like many others. Some of the fights just consist of mashing buttons and hoping for the best. By the time reached the final fight at the end, I just wanted the game to be over.", u'hours': 18.5, u'date': u'2017-11-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 27, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'Greenknight', u'hours': 23.8, u'products': 488, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-04', u'text': u"It's a fun stealth game run on my terrible computer. The game is fun ad\nAnd runs fairly well. It makes you feel like batman with lots of options on how to beat enemies. I think my biggest complaint is that the final boss feels almost exactly the same as several other battles throughout the game diminishing it's place as a final boss.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'TheStoryteller01', u'text': u"2/10 - a path you don't want to take.\nWhat might have had some retro-charm with 8-bit graphics just looks awefully simplified and boring in Battlepaths. Plus the  unorginal concept, boring maps and repetetive gameplay makes it a complete fail (and no, the 'plus' was not meant in a positive way).", u'hours': 3.6, u'date': u'2015-12-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197989421071', u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 333, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u"'nv'terrorist", u'hours': 5.5, u'products': 33, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-12-09', u'text': u'Not bad', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Flying Shisno', u'hours': 4.3, u'products': 1133, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-11-30', u'text': u"A fun Turn Based RPG that in some ways reminds me of Diablo II. Especially the music, which is incredible collection of Guitar tracks, and extremely reminiscent of Diablo II's Act II Soundtrack.\nThe gameplay CAN get a tad repetitive, but for a casual RPG this is very much worth your time.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Cat With a Gun', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 89, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-07-16', u'text': u"I gave this game a chance despite the terrible reviews, and well folks, it lives up to the reviews. This is cancer in game-form and I regret the $1.00 I paid for it. Don't bother downloading this game. 1/10", u'early_access': False, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'\u272aVenomJoe\u2122\u272a', u'text': u'No one plays multiplayer and the single player is incredibly boring. It had the potential to be good but it is not.', u'hours': 6.4, u'date': u'2017-07-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 336, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'Dr. LosT GuY D.C.', u'text': u'So tired of giving games down votes DO NOT BUY WASTE OF MONEY BIG TIME!!!!', u'hours': 4.2, u'date': u'2017-07-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197976403180', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 266, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'KlumsyK', u'text': u"If you loved Kerbal Space Program and Hearts Of Iron IV this game is like both of those games together except it's got balls.", u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2016-10-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198035461472', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 280, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'PooSmear', u'text': u"Looks simple. Low price. Easy to learn. But as an actual Pole, I can say it's true that it's a good idea to avoid every other country anyway. In all seriousness, this is legit political comnmentery folded into a decpetivelty simple game, and i love it.", u'hours': 4.9, u'date': u'2016-09-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198004311755', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 326, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Zaceron', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 350, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-09-16', u'text': u"It's an okay game, that actually puts a decent effort into making the country balls more than poorly worded internet junk. Send a rocket into space made from junk while avoiding balls. Simple, easy and slightly addictive. Can become quite repetitive.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'toddsicle', u'hours': 6.5, u'products': 124, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2014-10-30', u'text': u'a MUST skip game. everything good about the first one has been jacked up just pass on this', u'early_access': False, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'eddie', u'text': u'"Great sequel. I enjoyed this as much as i did CQ1,if not more. Good story with nice maps and some cool new costumes."', u'hours': 15.8, u'date': u'2014-10-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198013218214', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 236, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'RitchWhiteBoy\u2122', u'hours': 13.1, u'products': 171, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2014-10-27', u'text': u"Not necessarily finished with the game but I'm at end-game, so I'll go ahead and type this out\nI think this is a good sequel to the first Costume Quest + Grubbins on Ice, so far from what I played.\n+ Great follow-up to the cute-sy story the series has, along with excellent and consistent writing on-par with the first game\n+ While time-travel can be a cliche, it can be seen as a fitting trope for the game (that is if you played the GoI epilogue)\n+ While battle stamps were removed, creepy treat cards now take its place in a much more practical way\n- Optimization needs work, it's harsher on the CPU than the first game\n- Combat is dumbed down and less varied, and some the QTEs don't register from time to time\n- While you could just hit the close window button, it takes too long to get back to the main menu\nI still recommend this game to those that enjoyed the first game though!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'StarCoinHero', u'text': u"Good for split screen... No one ever plays only so I can't give it a thumbs up", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-11-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198170205558', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 43, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'\u272a Nick', u'text': u'If you want to learn how to kill your baby without abortions this is the game also kinda like CoD due to the respawning factor', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-11-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198193725074', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 43, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'BlueAquatics', u'text': u'WAAAAH. ThIs gaMe Is WAAAAG DOODLE DO. KILL ALL THE BABIES!!!', u'hours': 8.9, u'date': u'2017-11-29', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 8, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 66, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'DAFUQ', u'text': u'Nice', u'hours': 3.0, u'date': u'2017-06-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198074743040', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 258, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Dimarian D. Dafco', u'text': u"Do you like to travel in time? Your worst enemy are Daleks ?! You love FF franchise ? This game is just for you... Start is a little bit annoying, coz you have to gather some good monsters and probably level them up, so you can beat Bosses easily, while in other games you got full / stable group and they are with ya 'till the end of the journey. Final Fantasy XIII and LIGHTNING RETURNS: FF XIII is LOT better, but still worth giving a try.", u'hours': 60.1, u'date': u'2017-06-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198001278858', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 76, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'bruceavenged', u'text': u'Almost as good as the first one...time travel story takes a bit to get used to but the battle system is well improved, very easy and more enjoyable to use. Story hits you in the feels in parts but is a good continuation for fans of the FFXIII series. PC port works fine with ps4 controller.', u'hours': 62.0, u'date': u'2017-06-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198129433641', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 75, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'mamkablam', u'text': u'Great game!  Tough as Hell.  Even as a priest I used more seals than magic... until I hit magister levels, and those high-level spells changed the game.  Takes a while to get some good old-fashioned AoE spells.  Pagan magic rocks!', u'hours': 103.8, u'date': u'2015-03-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198033543218', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 118, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'SMITE', u'hours': 4.5, u'products': 1504, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2015-03-10', u'text': u"This could be one of the worst action RPG's I have ever seen.  Let me start by saying the movement in the game feels like im playing something from the 90's.  The combat is clunky at best.  I'm just glad I got it cheap because this was a complete waste of about 20 minutes of my time.\nUninstall, and off to look for something a little more enjoyable!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Fuck S\u0358team', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 577, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-03-07', u'text': u'i wish it were good.\nreleased years ago and still so many basic problems im sorry that i ever paid money for it.\nhave to play in 800x600 or else the UI is so small you cant see anything or click on anything.\nbut when you set it to 800x600 it doesnt scale things properly so most of your spell/item slots are pushed off the screen along with the inventory/game menu buttons etc.\nsupposedly was in development for ten years. if thats actually true i feel sorry for the devs who have spent so much of their time creating something so infantile and pathetic. seems more like it was in development for ten days.\nive been playing crpgs since eye of the beholder on the snes so im not totally clueless to these issues. 3 classes, cant choose skills or weapon proficiencies for any of them. leveling consists of upgrading 1 of 10 or so skills you can never change. plot/storyline full of holes and unexplained things. dice rolls are \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ed up and weird whereby bats are killing the guards of cities. your character feels pre-made essentially. the game dictates to you how you should play it and you are not allowed to deviate from this set path. the six types of magic have absolutely no distinction between them: "Divine Magic", "Magic of True Faith", "Magic of Miracles", "Inquisitorial Magic", "Heretical Magic", "Pagan Magic". it doesnt really seem to matter which ones you choose, you can do it with your eyes closed or while looking the either direction, because the descriptions of what they do are almost identical. just depends if you want to be "evil" or "good", something that is determined by a mass effect style slider in the center of the character menu. you are at the very least allowed to set your attributes although this has a very blunted effect on the actual game. a char with 5 strength and a char with 20 strength dont have that much difference in unarmed.\n\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 this game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'[IHC] Yenski', u'hours': 69.8, u'products': 1271, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2013-08-31', u'text': u'Basically the board game, which is amazing.  As you may know, this is one of my old favorites, perfectly recreated here.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'gene', u'text': u"I've been meaning to try the physical version for a while and finally checked out the computer version and I'm glad I did! A great game with lots of tactics to try. You can get screwed by the card draw sometimes in particular scenarios, and its frustrating when the dice go against you, but lots of replayability and tension.", u'hours': 19.1, u'date': u'2013-08-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198020516884', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 140, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Rollon Stonecrusher', u'hours': 2.3, u'products': 208, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2013-06-28', u'text': u'Boardgame implementation. Play for free via the Steam gaming platform.\n[my ranking: 6/10]', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'senna', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 295, u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2015-12-29', u'text': u"The idea of the game is very simplistic. Player should avoid obstacles while moving along its path. It's kinda like Wipeout Zone mode, but only without Zones.\nThe idea is very fun. However, there comes couple some catches you wouldn't want this game.\n1. There is no progression. Your path is just the same 10 seconds, 60 seconds or 300 seconds into the game, so eventually it becomes boring.\n2. There are literally no settings. No sound volume, no screen resolution selection (thanks god it picks up your current desktop resolution), no windowed mode. I do understand why it's fine for a mobile game, but it's totally not fine for a PC game.\n3. The game plays very good with a controller. But... there are no support for a controller in a main menu. So the game is over (and it will happen quite often) you have to lean for your mouse.\n4. Achievements page opens steam browser, which causes your mouse cursor to disappear. And since you need it to start a new game, things become a little problematic.\nThis might not be much, but it really breaks experience. Got the game for like 1$, still is not worth it. I'll prbably leave the game on a follow list, and will buy it again if I get like 75% discount, or those issues will be patched.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Quaker oats', u'text': u'meh if its on sale', u'hours': 9.0, u'date': u'2015-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198258794943', u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 27, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'road to challenger', u'hours': 5.7, u'products': 193, u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-12-25', u'text': u"probably one of the trippiest and best arcade racing games I've ever played. Great for the price too. Only thing I want are more themes, as the blue night gets boring after a bit. A reskin with a sunset skybox and orange neons would be pretty neat to have in an update. Also, the game doesn't have workshop support. That takes away from it a bit, but overall very good.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Nigerian Prince', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 24, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-07-23', u'text': u'Pretty Tight', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Product', u'text': u'Philisophical', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-07-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198205284764', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 8, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Leon Trotsky', u'text': u'didnt really enjoy this game it was really dull', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-07-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198145434767', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 91, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Cuda', u'text': u'Love it <3 :^)', u'hours': 5.2, u'date': u'2017-11-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198109132568', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 22, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'Duck', u'text': u'stress relieving casual game i play after a long day at work. also pls give zun his beer money thanks\nedit: cirno is choco flavored now', u'hours': 3.7, u'date': u'2017-11-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 303, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'KagerouDaze', u'text': u"Seriously, I can finally play a Touhou game legally. What isn't there to love?\nZUN go have a beer on all of us.", u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 128, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'GamingDoneRight', u'hours': 172.9, u'products': 18, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u"Very fun, campaign is an absolute blast! Multiplayer is highly interactive and still very populated for it's age. Definetly have friends to play with though, GTA can be a somewhat boring game when playing alone.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Adrian', u'hours': 176.1, u'products': 90, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'Good', u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'ntab22', u'text': u'trigger puller for sure,,,,maybe a bit portentous', u'hours': 130.3, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198032974582', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 30, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Holo Farmskins.com', u'text': u'I have played the games before and they are probably the best visual novels out there. In short, this series is a must if you like visual novels!', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-05-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198390215587', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 16, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Avaladon \u2728', u'text': u'Creepy and intriguing, I kept wanting to read more and more. Super easy to get into. The begining was a bit slow, but as soon as the festival came things went from 0 to 100 pretty quickly.', u'hours': 11.1, u'date': u'2017-05-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 111, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Markado Yahami', u'text': u'Higurashi is a fun game. Its one of my favorite higurashi games of all time. Higurashi is a visual novel where you play as Keichi Meabara, a typical student in the town of hinimizawa. when he learns about a dam accident wher many died, and the fact that two people die every year during the cotton drifting festivil. He starts getting paranoid and what happens after starts the chain of events witch is the Higurashi series. For being the first game its very effective, but if you hate visual novels then I would recommend watching the anime or reading the manga.\nPros:\nGood story\nGreat characters\nGreat worldbuilding\nVoiceacting is great\nCons:\nVisual novel haters wont like this game\nCan go on for too long\nTo get answers you need to buy the rest of the series some games not translated yet\nIn conclusion: If you like visual novels this is a must buy.', u'hours': 7.0, u'date': u'2017-05-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198122465139', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 8, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 123, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'slim bull', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 487, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-10-11', u'text': u"It's like paint but with physics", u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'The Bear of Bad News', u'hours': 5.3, u'products': 148, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-10-10', u'text': u'I really, really like this game a lot. I ESPECIALLY love the soundtrack! Sooooooooo pretty and soothing.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'akhsavi', u'text': u'', u'hours': 4.1, u'date': u'2015-10-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 1295, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'Charlie Croker', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 512, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-10-03', u'text': u'It is the Dune of gaming, continues to inspire most modern games and probably will continue for ever. An amazing piece of history and should be played by everyone at least once. \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 leeches.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'Zuvembi', u'hours': 19.1, u'products': 2012, u'product_id': u'70500', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2010-12-24', u'text': u'Wow, this is really a fun polished little game.  A really nice pleasant surprise.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'\U0001f427 crow', u'hours': 3.9, u'products': 1429, u'product_id': u'70500', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2010-12-21', u'text': u"It looks like it'd be just like Spelunky, but it isn't -- it's a very different affair, but in the later levels I won't deny it gets as tought as Spelunky does. Very enjoyable game and it's in an Indie pack so it's a good deal. Buy it, you crazy peoples!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Bugs Bunny', u'text': u'Want play in many years, dont empty!', u'hours': 31.9, u'date': u'2017-04-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198110717889', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 111, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'bananaSplif', u'text': u'According to IGN, 77% of video game players think this is the best game of all time.', u'hours': 32.1, u'date': u'2015-09-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198002355790', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 599, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'mo', u'text': u'Very simple game, pleasant to look at, probably better for children. I did not find it especially interesting, but it gets my thumbs up because of the price.', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2016-02-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198275999325', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 5, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'[G4H]Gunnier', u'text': u'Fun game when you can get it to work in windows 7', u'hours': 5.2, u'date': u'2014-03-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197983000745', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 114, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Rocky1138', u'hours': 2101.0, u'products': 874, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u"It's a good clicker game. No microtransactions.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'voesmen', u'hours': 2.0, u'products': 21, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-15', u'text': u"It's so easy to use", u'early_access': False, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'pantra', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 2195, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-09-24', u'text': u"Back to Bed has pleasing art but lacks substance.\nThe game starts out simple and stays that way for the most part. There's very little challenge involved. Most puzzles are too simple and unsatisfying to solve. The first well thought out levels start appearing in the second set, which is after the first 15. But even then it's more tedium than fun. There's little fun in picking up and aggregating all the apples and fish distributed around a level before you can place them, just busywork to arrange a solution that's usually obvious.\nAlso the logic as to what constitutes a failstate feels unfair and inconsistent: You can let Bob walk off edges all you want, he'll just respawn and you can continue with your puzzle progress. That's fine and motivating. But should he walk into an enemy or just a hole on a tile, then all your level progress gets reset and you have to retry from the beginning. In some stages like 2-12, where you can arrange multiple bridges, this gets annoying fast.\nThere's some occasional nice challenge later in nightmare mode, like in level 3-8, but that's just too little too late.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'Candle', u'text': u'Good Game! 9/10 Pick it up on sale for about $6', u'hours': 14.8, u'date': u'2017-11-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198277241083', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 191, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'Agent Auz\xf6ra', u'text': u"This game, I wanted to enjoy (cause it's Resident Evil.. Zombies).. I just couldn't. The gameplay is too broken online and hardly anyone is playing this laughably horrendnous game. I was really hoping there would be cooperative online, but it's all versus. I enjoyed the single-player a little bit, but this game is honestly too wonky to really enjoy. I honestly don't know what Capcom was thinking with this catastophe, but I wish it never happened. I highly reccommend passing on this hot mess.\nFinal Verdict: 1 icky Jill Sandwich out of 10", u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2017-07-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 283, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'Wasserrutschentester', u'text': u'\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 Scotland. Having a nice round with success already near me, and then Scotland just drains all my \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing health by touching me for 1.5 seconds, \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing hell.\nThis game is alright. It is more comparable to some free flash game you sometimes find on the internet, but I wouldn\'t consider this a waste of money. It\'s entertaining occasionaly, not really something you start and play till completion in consecutive sessions.\nGame itself consists of you controlling a rocket. You automatically fly in the direction you\'re facing, while your fuel constantly drains. You can hit flying fuel tanks to refill fuel. Other countrieballs drain your health when touching you; health can be replenished by flying through flying Hamburgers. You also find money, which can be used to buy upgrades for the rocket.\nSometimes enemy Countryballs seem undodgeable at times, but I myself can still tolerate that, as it isn\'t really a dealbreaker to me.\nHowever, one thing I quite dislike about this game, but which still doesn\'t ruin it entirely, is how the humour and the meme part of this meme game seems rather... pretentious, I guess. A lot of missed potential with the humor, the "dialoge", yadda yadda. Giving certain countryballs traits in their looks that aren\'t really considered their main trait in normal Polandball comics. One example would be Sweden with the Viking hat and what I think to be an Ikea table, while Sweden is mostly depicted is some over-the-top immigrant-loving gay guy. But as I said, the game is still fun as it is.', u'hours': 10.3, u'date': u'2016-09-11', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 85, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'piquina', u'text': u"Since I've bought it I have been soo excited to play it! Finally I've played it and finished the game and LOVED IT!\nIt improved so much from CQ1 and I had so much fun!!! :D I love every inch of it! Colors, graphics, plot, quests, costumes and candies!!! :D\nIt has 1 thing similar to CQ1 I was wishing to be different and that is.. I wanted to go back after winning the game, I mean,  after winning the boss battle and open the game next day, I don't want to appear before the final boss batlle. I wanted to appear after I won and had a portal to go back to every place I've visited before.\nBut above all is my favorite game of the year!!! :D\nCan't wait for DLCs pleaseee I need some witch and dracula costumes please! YAY!", u'hours': 25.7, u'date': u'2014-10-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 176, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'The Honeybadger', u'text': u"Bought the game cause it looked fun. Picked Baby. Took ages to connect to one match. Played, I won, they quit. Tried both Baby, and Daddy, never connected to anyone else again.\nNo point in owning it if I can't even connect to someone to play with.\nWould not reccomend.", u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-11-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197998528153', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 500, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'mdawgkill', u'hours': 117.7, u'products': 13, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-06-23', u'text': u'this game runs fine.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'TheAussieBlue', u'text': u'While there is nothing wrong, in and of itself, with the concepts behind this game, to say that they have been poorly executed is frankly apparent.\nInqusitor, when I started, gave me high hopes, but the hiccups began apparent within a few hours of play.\nMy first quest was to slay some giant bats to please teh guards, who would then let me inside.\nThat took me nearly forty minutes to complete a quest that should\'ve taken ten. And if the first quest is long, boring, and requires you to walk around in empty space, hunting down every last enemy, then you have done something wrong.\nWhile the concept of actually being inquisitive, performing basic detective work to hunt down the evil in towns was a brilliant idea, I was unable to get very far into it, having only played about an hour. The reason I stopped will be explained later.\nSo while I was out and about killing bats, I discovered treasure. "Aha!" I thought, "Basic gear that any first rank guy can wear! How wonderful, perhaps this game is salvageable!" And then after closer examination, I found that the gear in question could not be worn by anyone below level seven. This is beyond stupid. All treasure and gear must be levveld to the expectations of the level of progression that the player should be at by the time he or she gets there.\nGiving level seven gear to a level one player, when you do not expect the player to be anywhere near that level, is a horrible design, regardless of where you find it. So, lacking any storage for this treasure, I prompty got rid of it by selling it. Now the market system is pretty good, with coin flowing freely and not feling too overwhelmed by ridiulous prices.\nBut there was another problem. Care to guess?\nOver leveled equipment sold at the start of the game. You cannot use anything that is sold to you unless you are level 7. Proper design is to have the inventory of the blacksmith update as progress is made. This flaw proved to be extremely frustrating later.\nSo after some basic examination into murders, and some questioning of townspeople, I was told by a villager that he had been paid good gold to kill me, and so he pulled out a weapon to do just that. Which is where the second flaw became apparent.\nUnbalanced enemies. In any good game the challange must scale to the player. Not so hard that the player can\'t win, but not so easy they become bored. Were in not for the timely intervention of the local guard, I would have been slain.\nDuring the fight, I ran into yet another problem. Breaking weapons. Now this is NOT problematic. Provided of course that the weapon displays a stat that SAYS IF IT IS GOING TO BREAK. The weapon did not, and when it did break, I was left completely defenseless.\nSo without a weapon, and the bandit having a knife I was too low level to use, I set off to buy a weapon.\nOnly, again, to discover I was too weak to use ANY WEAPON SOLD IN STORES, LEAVING ME COMPLETELY USELESS.\nAt thsi point, I quit. Poor level design and balancing has completely ruined this game, which is a pity because it showed so much promise from the mechanics alone.\nDo not buy this game.', u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2015-03-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198123297981', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 183, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'The Monk', u'hours': 2.9, u'products': 989, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2013-04-17', u'text': u'Interesting game, reminds me of Army Men. Some scenarios are awfully hard!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Theta Xi', u'hours': 2.7, u'products': 240, u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-12-22', u'text': u'A nice little gae you can play in between without having to invest too much time, attention or patience.\nThe looks are quite fine, and so is the music.\nNot sure whether I would have paid the - kinda high - full price for it though.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'...', u'text': u'was a fun demo version of the game. really showed it in a good light, also it very much captured the experience of the full game. good job', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-07-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198365036140', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 8, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'\U000e0021\U000e0021\U000e0021\U000e0021\U000e0021\U000e0021\U000e0021\U000e0021', u'text': u'Seihou on steam \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing when.', u'hours': 15.3, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 8, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'SirBugSlayer', u'hours': 31.6, u'products': 94, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u"The story mode is outstanding. One of the best games of all time. That being said, the multiplayer is run by cash grabbing troglodytes. The online has turned into a nightmare of microtransactions, paywalls, and bugs. If I could get a refund from this monstrosity, I would in a heartbeat. Wouldn't recommend unless you like slamming your head against a wall.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'RELv07', u'text': u"I tried for a really long time to put into words what this game, novel, means to me. And I just...can't. It's my favorite piece of media of all time. It's beautiful and incredible and I love it, so, so much. It has changed my life. It has shaped me as a person. It means so much to me.\nPlease play this series.", u'hours': 8.9, u'date': u'2017-05-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198042543534', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 151, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Rel0ad_SY', u'text': u'\u8fd9\u662f\u6211\u73a9\u8fc7\u7684\u60c5\u8282\u6700\u4e30\u5bcc\u7684\u89e3\u8c1c\u6e38\u620f\nIt is the best mystery game I have ever played.\n\u65b0\u7684\u753b\u98ce\u76f8\u5bf9\u4e8e\u6700\u65e9\u7684\u597d\u4e86\u4e0d\u5c11(\u5f53\u7136\uff0c\u6700\u65e9\u7684\u753b\u98ce\u4e5f\u522b\u6709\u4e00\u756a\u98ce\u5473\nPainting is better than it in before(of course,old plaiting is also intersting\nPS:\u8fd9\u662f\u5176\u5b9e\u4e00\u4e2a\u6cbb\u6108\u7cfb\u7684\u6e38\u620f\nIt is moving game in fact.', u'hours': 4.3, u'date': u'2017-05-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 0, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 11, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Top Nep', u'text': u'\u304f__,.\u30d8\u30fd.\u3000\u3000\u3000\u3000/\u3000,\u30fc\uff64 \u3009\n\u3000\u3000\u3000\u3000\u3000\uff3c \', !-\u2500\u2010-i\u3000/\u3000/\xb4\n\u3000\u3000\u3000 \u3000 \uff0f\uff40\uff70\'\u3000\u3000\u3000 L/\uff0f\uff40\u30fd\uff64\n\u3000\u3000 \u3000 /\u3000 \uff0f,\u3000 /|\u3000 ,\u3000 ,\u3000\u3000\u3000 \',\n\u3000\u3000\u3000\uff72 \u3000/ /-\u2010/\u3000\uff49\u3000L_ \uff8a \u30fd!\u3000 i\n\u3000\u3000\u3000 \uff9a \uff8d 7\uff72\uff40\uff84\u3000 \uff9a\'\uff67-\uff84\uff64!\u30cf|\u3000 |\n\u3000\u3000\u3000\u3000 !,/7 \'0\'\u3000\u3000 \xb40i\u30bd| \u3000 |\u3000\u3000\u3000\n\u3000\u3000\u3000\u3000 |.\u4ece"\u3000\u3000_\u3000\u3000 ,,,, / |./ \u3000 |\n\u3000\u3000\u3000\u3000 \uff9a\'| i\uff1e.\uff64,,__\u3000_,.\u30a4 / \u3000.i \u3000|\n\u3000\u3000\u3000\u3000\u3000 \uff9a\'| | / k_\uff17_/\uff9a\'\u30fd,\u3000\uff8a.\u3000|\n\u3000\u3000\u3000\u3000\u3000\u3000 | |/i \u3008|/\u3000 i\u3000,.\uff8d |\u3000i\u3000|\n\u3000\u3000\u3000\u3000\u3000\u3000.|/ /\u3000\uff49\uff1a \u3000 \uff8d!\u3000\u3000\uff3c\u3000|\n\u3000\u3000\u3000 \u3000 \u3000 k\u30fd>\uff64\uff8a \u3000 _,.\uff8d\uff64 \u3000 /\uff64!\n\u3000\u3000\u3000\u3000\u3000\u3000 !\'\u3008//\uff40\uff34\xb4\', \uff3c \uff40\'7\'\uff70r\'\n\u3000\u3000\u3000\u3000\u3000\u3000 \uff9a\'\u30fdL__|___i,___,\u30f3\uff9a|\u30ce\n\u3000\u3000\u3000\u3000\u3000 \u3000\u3000\u3000\uff84-,/\u3000|___./\n\u3000\u3000\u3000\u3000\u3000 \u3000\u3000\u3000\'\uff70\'\u3000\u3000!_,.:', u'hours': 14.0, u'date': u'2017-05-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 6, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 609, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'naschelleresc', u'hours': 50.6, u'products': 246, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-05-03', u'text': u'Always recomend this to people digging into visual novels for the first time.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Cherrika', u'hours': 15.8, u'products': 58, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-04-28', u'text': u"I'm not really the type who will rewatch something if released on a different platform (such as if I read the book of a series, but not bothered to rewatch the remake that was made into a film...or the other way around) but when I found out about the visual novel adaption was release on Steam, despite to have watched the anime, I found myself eager to read it, and thank god I did! (or...*cough*\n)\nBut...oh my...The suspense, the questions that continously circled my mind, doubting myself at any possible moment, the fact that anything could happen at any given moment kept me always on the look out. It was as if I was rediscovering things all over again, and, also learning new things along the way.\nAnd the ending...Jesus...I was praying they wouldn't find it...>:(\nPS. Brb, my neck feels kinda itchy lolol....I wonder why....", u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Akka', u'text': u"Higurashi is a top 30 VN spread across eight books. Most of them begin with a carefree slice of life high school scenario that eventually shifts into a sadistic, terrifying murder mystery. I'll review the series as a whole here.\nThere's over 50 hours of plot twists and reading to swallow, peppered with mystery staggered across the first four books and answers trickling slowly in the latter four. The story by itself is so brilliant that it spawned an anime, manga, and several subsequent adaptations. I was so compelled that I ended up reading for 11 days straight.\nThe hilariously bad character art has been redrawn and updated specifically for this release. While the new art is excellent, many of the backgrounds and still images didn't get transferred over from the recent PS3 release. Luckily you can mod most of the content back in, but if you go in unaware then you'll be missing out. Check out the steam guides to fix these shortcomings.\nIt almost hurts to not give this category a higher score. When the sound was ported the audio mixer failed to accommodate for capping the volume, so certain songs will nauseatingly pop and crack. Luckily the sound (like the art) can be modified and you can port in proper music or even the recreated tracks released from other editions.\nNot a conventional game--not conventionally difficult. The challenge is in figuring out the answers and making predictions. It's almost spitefully impossible to crack the mystery during the first four books.\nMind crushingly terrifying. The slice of life bits give you a break and acclimate you to normalcy. Then everything gets shattered like this.\nNo decisions, no routes, just lean back in your chair or lie in bed while you click away.\nNeeding to mod the game to patch the sound quality and insert lost art assets keeps this game from getting a full five stars. Otherwise you have a fantastic thriller mystery that pushes the envelope with its gratuitous ultraviolence and paranoid suspense.", u'hours': 17.6, u'date': u'2017-04-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 594, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'SirBugSlayer', u'hours': 31.6, u'products': 94, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u"The story mode is outstanding. One of the best games of all time. That being said, the multiplayer is run by cash grabbing troglodytes. The online has turned into a nightmare of microtransactions, paywalls, and bugs. If I could get a refund from this monstrosity, I would in a heartbeat. Wouldn't recommend unless you like slamming your head against a wall.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Kieran', u'hours': 23.9, u'products': 175, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u"First of all, the storymode is amazing and it's very immersive. Online will be stressful at times with the long loading times & hackers etc. But if you can get this game while it's on sale then it's 100% worth it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'jordanagyei9', u'text': u'this game is the best game ever created.', u'hours': 36.5, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198276345306', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 1, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'tokugawa77', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 212, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'text': u'yes', u'early_access': False, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'Day Of Lavos', u'text': u'Tan Cirno', u'hours': 5.0, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 44, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 314, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'Rezins', u'text': u"I'm a simple man. I see Touhou. I buy it.", u'hours': 6.0, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 38, u'user_id': u'76561198044393787', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 200, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'Excelsius6006', u'text': u"Makes me think about my own life sometimes and what I'm doing wrong.", u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-07-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 102, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Naruto Fredericko the 3rd', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 71, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-07-14', u'text': u"At  best I'd say it's worth the free download to checkit out  for 2 minutes because the aesthetic is cool. However, the game is pointless and barely a game to begin with.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Pavus The Pug', u'text': u"I really wanted this to be good, but it wasn't anything special honestly.\nCons:\nThe beginning jump was ridiculous, I tried so many times before realizing you had to hold the jump button. It was never clarified in the tutorial this was possible. Many other small issues like that caused this game to be annoying. It's obvious the developers don't speak very good English, otherwise the tutorial would have been more concise. Even the words the character thinks is in odd English.\nIt's boring. Nothing about this game is really fun. The elder missions are downright brutal with how ridiculously slow they walk.\nGameplay is annoying and lack luster with basic decisions with no real meaning behing them.\nSome Pros:\nThe music is really great, so kudos to whoever was in charge of that.\nThe art is quirky and fun, I enjoyed it for a free game.\nOverall, I wouldn't recommend this game. It's boring and trying too hard, and I really went into this game with an open mind. It's hard to disapoint me, but this game not only did that, it also made me frustrated and also put me to sleep. I guess that's what I should expect out a free game though.", u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2017-07-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 58, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'JQAM', u'text': u"I bought this game more than once, struggling to understand why it was so inexplicably popular, but once I finally trudged through til chapter 8 the story and characters became way more appealing. I don't normally like animu but 999,  Banshee's Last Cry, and the Jake Hunter games are actually good and looking for more like this led me to Higurashi over and over, this thing that seemed completely lame.\nAnyway Higurashi is NOT lame it's cool as shiz but you actually have to understand the boring normie status quo harem village scenario in order to grasp how cool the rest of the story actually is. In some ways we are first watching the lamest version of events and it gets better from there a la Rashoman on bath salts.\nAnyway this is less trash than Danganropa and I bought it and liked it and will buy further installments also I am an adult male and play games at work so I leave them idling a long time and that's why I have so much play time in this noninteractive waifu murder simulator", u'hours': 19.6, u'date': u'2017-04-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 522, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Dark Abyss of Rainbows', u'text': u"Higurashi is simply one of the best series I've had the pleasure to experience. I first found the anime (subbed) and have finally started the vnovals, and the show was amazing but just about done with onikakushi and I can say I'm even more enthralled then ever. Even knowing the outcome I find the greater details of the novels to be more then enough to experience the series over again. if you seen the show first doesn't mean you know everything, honestly this series is a masterpiece. Worth a read no matter what.", u'hours': 26.6, u'date': u'2017-04-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198119191284', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 104, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Lexers615', u'text': u'So far, I would not recommend it... Been playing for over one hour and a half, and all Ive done was clicking on the "Skip" button... It\'s only a kinetic novel so far, no story or any form of "game" litterrally speaking...\nYou got to see this game as a "never ending opening cutscene" promptly followed by the conclusion...\nOther than that, characters sure are well drawn!', u'hours': 6.6, u'date': u'2017-04-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 365, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Nicki', u'text': u'Awesome Game', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2015-12-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198065384921', u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 100, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Le Crab', u'text': u"As a short review it's a great game that introduces a very well designed 3D feel to the reaction game genre. For a pretty low price of $3 (as of 16/12/2015) it definitely should provide a few hours of gameplay.\nAs a more critical review here are some points to consider:\n1. Sensitivity is really hard to get right. Depending on what obstacles you face it's either too sensitive for small precise gaps or too slow for long winding turns. For a reaction based game it's somewhat annoying to not have a perfect sensitivity that matches the games design of obstacles.\n2. Other than the few hours of gameplay I mentioned at the start I don't see this game being playable after that. Yes there are achievements but they are somewhat boring (for instance achieving 60 seconds on a certain level on 30 DIFFERENT DAYS? I get they're trying to make you play for longer but it's just boring and meaningless and there's no real sense of achievement).\n3. Music is questionable at times. For a cheap game it's not awful but it could definitely have been designed to be more dramatic rather than just mere electronic background noise.\n4. Visuals could have been so much better. I'm probably just being cynical at this point but considering this game was available previously for IOS and android and was originally released as $10 on steam the developers surely had some budget to ramp up the lighting in the game and sharpen the visuals (the black with blue neons had so much potential to reminiscence TRON).\nOther than that I adore the sensation of being inside the game this gives you compared to my typical reaction games like the impossible game or super hexagon.", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2015-12-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 240, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'withdrawnauto4', u'text': u'just bought this game alot of fun but my mouse seems to be invisible at times', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2015-12-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198051388092', u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 44, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Dandyline', u'text': u'', u'hours': 9.4, u'date': u'2013-03-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197972900043', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 64, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'zzzwlagga', u'hours': 95.9, u'products': 846, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2013-01-15', u'text': u'If you like to play boardgames, then this is a nice game for you!\nIn 1 on 1 matches you battle your opponent in historic war scenarios.\nPlay your card, make the right moves with your units and roll the hell out of your dices to defeat the opposing player!\nIt\'s a mixture of strategy and luck. And to even out the odds: Click "rematch" and change sides ;)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'winteryknight', u'hours': 102.0, u'products': 164, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2013-01-01', u'text': u'This game is free and fun and you can play VS multi-player. There is a boardgame version of it. There are two free maps that you can play as much as you want: Pegasus Bridge and Juno Beach.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'CrosbyRoyal', u'text': u'Meiner Meinung nach auf jeden Fall lohnenswert! Ich spiel das Game generell lieber am PC als auf der Konsole. F\xfcr allt\xe4gliche M\xf6chtegerngangster sehr geeignet.', u'hours': 57.1, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198134086527', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 95, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'GreekBoi7', u'hours': 12.2, u'products': 6, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u"Not really sure how to review GTA 5, but here I go:\nI had 100 hours on gta on disk before I got the steam version so calm down when looking at my hours.\nGTA online is the only reason the community is still thriving to this day. There are so many new releases that make it so interesting to play. The downside to that is that with the new releases, comes overpowering weapons and vehicles. There is no way to stop these vehicles unless you have one yourself, or find another lobby.\nThere are H-E-A-P-S of modders in online. This can make the game 150% better or 150% worse. Normally it's good because they give out money, which can be very useful when EVERYTHING IS MILLIONS OF DOLLARS.\nMoving onto the money part, EVERYTHING IS EXPENSIVE! I would day im experienced in GTA now and don't struggle with the money side of it, but newer players will find it soooooo hard to get decent vehicles and weapons. Don't give into buying shark cards!\nOverall GTA can be a very fun and addictive game for you, or you hate it due to modders and the whole absolutely everything is expensive problem.\nBuy the game and im sure you wont regret it! Don't expect to get rich fast, it takes time!\n:)", u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Artemus', u'text': u'Modders, modders, modders.', u'hours': 31.6, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198112436323', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 80, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Kimgor', u'text': u'best game ever,It is the chance u can play touhou wif illegal', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198102360378', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 35, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'blarg', u'text': u'Now I can pay to spend hours on the game and not beat it beyond Easy difficulty!', u'hours': 4.6, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'user_id': u'76561198051495275', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 43, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'Burnout6010', u'text': u"For those who aren't really up to speed with Touhou by now, it is a series of bullet hell games that has come to be a huge symbol of doujin culture in Japan.\nThe games themselves are made by just one man who goes by the pseudonym ZUN, he has his own beer brewery and makes the games in his free time since 1996.\nThe series is extremely well known for its instantly recognisable melodic music, fun character designs (and goofy hats), unexpected banter between said characters and beautiful bullet hell patterns. In addition to all of this, Touhou features an extensive lore shown both in the games but also in official side material such as the written works or music CDs, all of it inspired by ancient mythologies of all kinds, including Western ones, but mostly focusing on Japanese Shintoism, Buddhism and Chinese mythology.\nFinally, the fanbase of Touhou is probably one of the most creative out there: the number of fangames, arranges/vocal music, 3D animations, maps, pictures and full on animation projects is simply immeasurable.\nIf you haven't ever played or heard of Touhou in the past, now might be a good time to jump in. 15\u20ac simply is an excellent price to discover this international phenomenon. Besides, ZUN needs his beer...", u'hours': 4.2, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 106, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'Meat-King\xa9\xae', u'text': u'Inquisitor is a classic role-playing game experience that stands out from the usual RPG genre, because it does not hold your hand in any way. The storyline and most quests in this game provide only a few clues how to solve them. It will be up to you to collect all the information from the locals and connect the dots, until you have a clear picture of the situation.\nThe characters you meet alongside your journey will test your integrity, righteousness and moral standards. And on several occasions you will find yourself in the position, in your role as an Inquisitor, where you have to decide between the right way and the just way.\nThe strong role-playing aspects of each of the three classes in combination with the religious & mystical elements create an authentic medieval atmosphere, including fantasy creatures in form of demons and other hellspawns. What this game lacks in graphics it gains twofold in detailed descriptions of events and NPCs throughout the game.\nWhile it provides the classic hack & slash features, the combat is pretty simple and straight forward with little tactical depth. No voice acting, an inferior inventory system (e.g. no potion stacking) and the partially unbalanced combat mechanics should be mentioned as further disadvantages of this classic RPG.\nOverall, if you are willing to get over the initial hurdles of an antiquated graphical presentation and some inconsistencies during combat, there is a very deep and enjoyable game with a wealth of content available for you. And there is something rather refreshing about being an Inquisitor that is not the good Samaritan.\nThe game has no Steam achievements.', u'hours': 93.7, u'date': u'2015-02-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197968514473', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 424, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'\u272d Logic \u272d', u'text': u"This isn't Diablo. This isn't Diablo II, This isn't Baulder's Gate. This is Inquisitor. One of the best isometric RPG's of its genre. If you don't like reading and RP'ing experiences then go play something else. Its a classic oRPG with elements found in other like games.", u'hours': 7.1, u'date': u'2015-02-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197980745911', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 257, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'kaqqao', u'hours': 141.4, u'products': 83, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-01-27', u'text': u'Reporting a successful completion. It took me mind-boggling 141 hour, longer than any game so far. The ride has been excruciating at times, but mostly fun and oh-so-exciting! I thoroughly enjoyed the dark and gritty atmosphere, uncompromising and flagrant with its blood-chilling displays of human decadence. I love how rough the game is, with no immersion-breaking silliness like quest compass and highlighted levers, common to many modern "streamlined" titles. Instead, this game targets the no-nonsense old-school player that does not expect to be spoon-fed. And it is glorious.\nThe general sense of paranoia and imminent doom permeate at all times, and feel rather genuine. This is something few titles can be proud of. The writing is top-notch, the look and feel befitting, the difficulty finally done right. The setting and system are  original, so you\'ll see no fireball spells, Dwarfs, Elves and other utterly overused and abused tropes.\nOn the other hand, numerous problems exist, spearheaded by the occasionally unpleasant amount of filler-content. Additionally, there is a visible lack of progression in rewards - items you get in the first Act are the best in the game. It doesn\'t help that items are randomly spec\'d making them feel ultimately unimaginative and underwhelming. There is also a visible lack of low-level crowd-control spells and tactics, which is a serious hindrance in a game constantly exposing the player to fights against hordes of enemies. This makes kiting the only applicable tactic sometimes rendering the fights slow and boring.\n** IMPORTANT **\nIt is relevant to know that playing a priest makes the experience better as priests require the least amount of stamina and are not as dependent on weapons, so backtracking to towns and stockpiling potions are not as big issues as with other classes. If you (loosely) follow this guide, your character is guaranteed to be a powerhouse:\nStill, when all is settled, the game was a very solid experience for me that I wholeheartedly recommend. It is obviously a labor of love and deserves your attention.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'DPPCGaming', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 28, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-07-12', u'text': u"Short and sweet...\nGives you a very good idea of what you're paying for if you decide to buy\nI love how relaxing this game is.\nWell done devs", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'xXKanekiKenXx', u'text': u'I really like this game, love the graphics', u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2017-07-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198338880953', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 4, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'km62', u'text': u'I have tried a thaousand times i use shift and space but i can never get over the first jump so i cant acually play the game!!!!!!!! :(', u'hours': 3.9, u'date': u'2017-07-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198328376392', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 36, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Unsoughtpuma36', u'hours': 7.6, u'products': 39, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-06-23', u'text': u'Would NOT recommend playing if you run an AMD processor. Low FPS, freezes frequently and long auto saves. The only upside to the game is that the cutsences look pretty which is expected from Square Enix, all the free dlc that was in the console release and some nice songs. Overall its better to get a console version then this pc port. Played though the Xbox 360 version and the FPS run better even if its not at 60 frames.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Cypher Cage', u'text': u"Don't waste your money even when it's on sale. Optimization is\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665poor.", u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2017-06-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198103336126', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 107, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Kayjim', u'hours': 25.4, u'products': 511, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-06-23', u'text': u"I really want to play this game. But unfortunately I can't because it keeps crashing every time an autosave or manual save happens. SE is done with support on this game unfortunately and so the game is unplayable.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'KsT19', u'text': u'Its awesome game.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-11-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198305753163', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 0, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 30, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'\U0001f525 SLENJIX \U0001f525', u'hours': 11.4, u'products': 25, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'text': u"This is only a fun game when you play with you're friends on my opinion.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'N00B CSGOBlocks.Com', u'text': u'my favorite game,it s really fun if you play with your friends (but i don t have friends)so i don t recommend it if you don t have friends', u'hours': 5.5, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198151930074', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 25, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'mastermack0', u'hours': 17.8, u'products': 163, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-04-17', u'text': u"One of the greatest VN's ever. I was first exposed by reading the manga and decide to try out the Visual Novel. And it was AMAZING. The heartwarming friendly moments are great and the horror suspenseful moments are also amazing. Definitely worth grabbing.\nI'd recommend getting the free voice patch and maybe the PS3 CG additions as well. Takes a few minutes to patch in but it's worth it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Faudraline', u'text': u'Here is the first chapter to the critically acclaimed\nseries:\n. The term onikakushi means "spirited away" or literally "taken away by demons". Starting with this first game, Higurashi series are known to be the best examples of horror/mystery thriller in Visual Novel genre with extensive use of sound effects, high quality horror narrative and well elaborated story revelation. I\'ve had my eyes on this VN series for a while now, hearing high praises and exclamations of disbelief, like "I can\'t believe you haven\'t play that one yet. It is really creepy!". Completing this prologue, I can see why. This is by far, the best thriller narrative that I\'ve come across in this genre.\nHere we are taking the role of Keiichi Maebara, a young boy who just moved into silent village of Hinamizawa, far away from any big city. With its natural beauty and eerie isolation, Hinamizawa is the perfect setting of any Stephen King novel already. But Keiichi\'s life here starts funny, light hearted and perfectly amusing. He befriends a band of cheerful young girls, all with quirky characters and joins their gaming club. They keep each other company and go through many heartwarming experiences. Well, this is the first part of the game, presenting a feel of the core setting and most of the characters involved anyhow. Taking a closer look, this warm setting sits upon a gruesome mystery which Keiichi accidentally comes into contact with. Through sheer coincidence, he learns that there has been a violent murder within the village following an issue with a dam building project. Whenever he tries to ask his friends about the issue, they gleefully change the subject and pretend that there has never been anything suspicious within the town. After the annual Watanagashi festival, celebrating the local god - Oyashiro-sama - things get a quick turn from heartwarming to ominous, and eventually to daunting and downright psychotically creepy in the end.\nAt the end of this first game, you\'ll be presented more questions rather than answers, so don\'t be discouraged. Higurashi series mainly consist of 8 core games - 4 question arcs, and 4 answer arcs. Starting with this one, all first four games intend to present you with mysteries concerning this silent village and many characters who inhabit the place. Next four will gradually reveal the answers to those mysteries. Speaking of answers, all question arcs are here on steam already and the 5th game - first answer arc - will soon be here on Steam too. So, brace yourselves! Higurashi is a long ride, and I am more than convinced that it\'s gonna be worthy of both the time and the budget you\'ll spare for.\nThe game is a kinetic visual novel, in which you won\'t be presented with any choice options. You\'ll go ahead and witness a story - and a well written one at that too. For this specific series, the term "sound novel" is used though, even though there isn\'t any voiceover. The reason for the term is that the atmosphere within the series heavily relies on background music and various sound effects, starting with the trademark sound of higurashi - the evening cicada - dominating the village with their ominous, monotonous buzzing throughout the series. The written narrative is exceedingly good, with top-notch translation, presenting a grasping atmosphere whether it be lazy, competitive, thrilling or... deadly.\nAgain, I must note that the starting mood of the game shouldn\'t fool you. This is NOT a family friendly story, especially after its first half. At the end of each chapter, you\'ll reveal some hints concerning the true nature of events and as you complete the story, you\'ll be presented with a "all-cast" commentary about the events. Will they reveal anything? Nope, but they\'ll steer you towards the most probable path. This is a long running mystery with seriously well-arranged interrelation.\nIn this Steam version, all character artworks are updated, and presented as a bit more esthetic spirits compared to their original, cutesy versions. Yet, visuals are not the primary quality of the game. Both narrative and background sounds will engulf you into this uncanny mystery faster than any visual presentation.\nMay I recommend this first chapter? Without skipping a heartbeat. It is elaborate, it is relatable, it is mysterious and it is downright gruesome with a grasping narrative. What else I can ask for in this genre? Well, now that I\'m done with this one, I\'ll proceed to play the second chapter. I am already curious about the fate of our characters and the proper way to answer all mysteries revolving around them. Good day and good gaming to you!\nPlease also check out Lady Storyteller\'s Curator page\n- follow for regular updates on reviews for other games!', u'hours': 22.6, u'date': u'2017-04-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 1825, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Gravitydreams', u'text': u'Fun old school RPG, but too short.', u'hours': 6.2, u'date': u'2014-10-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197990320274', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 513, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'Spooky Barnez', u'text': u"Great game, but enjoyed the first one more. I think if you're a big fan you should definitely play this. If you didn't like the first one though, this one's not going to change your mind.", u'hours': 10.4, u'date': u'2014-10-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197968275442', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 140, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'JaysonFour', u'text': u'Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat!  If you don\'t, I don\'t care, I\'ll just change into an actual superhero and beat the candy out of you, you creepy monster!\nIf you\'ve played the first Costume Quest, then you know exactly what you\'re in for- kids beating the crud out of monsters for halloween candy.  But this time... there\'s more to it than just "the bad monsters want to steal away our candy".  Nope, this time, there\'s a new villain in town... the one person who has more reason to hate candy than any one other person in the whole city...\n...the creepy local dentist.\nIn fact, he hates it so much that he\'s somehow managed to make it to where Halloween, candy, and costumes are crimes against his order, and he\'s recruited the Repugians to help enforce his views.  It\'s up to Wren and Reynold to put a stop to it, and save Halloween for future generations.\nTo be quite honest, this is just as good as the first one- battles are a tad bit more complicated with a bit of Pokemon-style type weakness mixed in, but you\'ll pick up on that easily enough.  Stickers are also gone, replaced with Creepy Treats cards that recharge after a certain number of battles.  The automatic healing after every battle has been removed too- but it\'s not as terrible as it sounds, honestly.  You either need to camp out around a water fountain to keep healed, or finally put that candy to more use than just as a currency- you can fully heal your party for 25 pieces of candy, or use it to buy upgrades and cards.\nTo be honest, the new costumes you get in this one may not be as powerful as some of the originals- for instance, the Unicorn\'s My Pretty Panacea special is still brokenly powerful compared to the revive you get without the preorder- but the right combinations are still very, very powerful.\nEnemies are no longer a finite resource- there are respawning enemies in all the areas of the game in addition to the ones in the usual places, so if you just feel like sitting somewhere and grinding levels, you can do that, too.  To be honest, though, you don\'t need a super-high level to beat the game- I finished it around level 9, with the Hardcorn achievement, even.\nSome of the late-game random encounters need a specific strategy- you\'ll run into a group that can drop a group heal every turn, if they so choose, and if you don\'t destroy them in a specific order, they\'ll tear you apart.\nIt might need a little balancing in the late game, but overall, if you have the first one, you can expect more of the same fun that was in the first one- or you could just outright buy the first one as well and play through that if you want to!  If you didn\'t play the first one, that\'s still fine- you might not understand some of the story elements, but you\'ll like the great gameplay and all the fun!', u'hours': 8.9, u'date': u'2014-10-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 576, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'Deep', u'text': u'Fly upward picking up fuel and avoiding enemies. Get further each flight as you upgrade your ship.\nController support is not listed but my F710 works for flight (not menu) and is easier than the keyboard.', u'hours': 6.9, u'date': u'2016-08-31', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 140, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'WonderHortons', u'text': u'of best game ever', u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2016-08-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'user_id': u'76561198149220999', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 54, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Pooch', u'hours': 1.9, u'products': 65, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-08-27', u'text': u'This is actually one of the most amazing games I have ever played. If you love the Polandball/Countryball meme, this game is a must have.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'DarknessEnmity', u'text': u"Review is based off the single player experience.  The story is practically non-existant as you are some faceless guy in a gas mask who's name is just a serial number tasked with doing various experiments killing stuff.  It feels like doing your basic quests in any MMORPG game where you kill 10 things, then kill 20 more of the same things, then 30 more etc.  There are some missions that have you hold points or collect things, but I did not come across anything exciting enough to make me want to continue playing.  There is no character progression, each mission gives you a preset inventory.  Also, the game punishes you for making headshots because the body takes 2-3 seconds to dissolve to drop your mission items where killing via body shots makes them dissolve almost instantly.  Also, you die in about 2-3 hits and there is no way to carry herbs or ammo; they are consumed as soon as you walk over them, even if you are at max health.  Single player feels like a rushed afterthought that feels like glorfied and stretched out tutorial.  I did not get to try the multiplayer experience as one can see from the many other posts, it takes forever to get matched into a game.", u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2017-07-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198044673758', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 424, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'Cherry OT4KUBoi', u'text': u"I know many people do not like this game at all, and I can understand that, especially when paying 40 Euros or Dollars or whatever. But try to compare this game with a good trash movie, where you can appreaciate its flaws and can get some fun out of it. I got this Game included with the capcom humble bundle, right now you can get it for 1 Buck with 2 other games, so even if you hate it, you still got Devil May Cry 5 for Steam, so doesn't hurt to give it a shot!\n(BTW you get some good Resident Evil and Dead Rising(not with a german IP(already got it elsewhere anyway)) Games so I would not miss on this one...)", u'hours': 3.9, u'date': u'2017-07-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 595, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'Wrench', u'text': u'Hi all,\nI got this game in the humble bundle so it was cheap.\nBut I cant even get it to work to see if it is as bad as people say.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-07-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198035127684', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 95, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'GeometriCat', u'hours': 22.0, u'products': 100, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2015-11-17', u'text': u'Well..\nCons:\ndat PRICE omfgnudohswgd..\ndeinitely not worth it..\n- It wont let me save without leaving the game and it irritates me so much for no reason..\n- Its fun to play until it crashes\n- Its a really really generic.. but really\n- I would appreciate minimap\n- Feeling "Where the \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 am i?" and "Where the \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 am i going?" amlost always\n- MS Paint artstyle\nPros:\n-Its ultra addictive.. I hate this game but i want to finish it and i dont know why..\n-Sounds of some enemies are turtle sex noises\n-Hard mode+Achviments+Cards\n5\\10 just because price but.. would tap w again', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Mirq', u'text': u"This is what Diablo looks like on Gaz's computer....\n11/10 would press the W key again", u'hours': 3.6, u'date': u'2015-11-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 148, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'ViciousRaptor', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 454, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-11-01', u'text': u'Battlepaths is a roguelike dungeon crawler with a fantasy theme. You move around by using the arrow keys and you attack by \'walking\' into enemies. There\'s an inventory screen, you can compare items and you can add magical abilities to items by finding the right type of loots. Special abilities can be activated by pressing tab. It looks a bit like Diablo but it plays like Dungeons of Dredmore.\nUnfortunately, it is also rather boring. I played on hardcore mode, died and then realised that because the map isn\'t randomised (only the loot is) I would have to do the exact same thing over and over. "Hardcore" mode is only fun when every challenge is different. I don\'t play "normal" mode when there\'s a hardcore mode available as I don\'t think dying and losing some experience in this game would in any way provide for a meaningful gaming experience. It\'d just be a slow, boring and ugly grind while experiencing something that doesn\'t move me at all.\nI also gathered that you can obtain a game key for free, which makes every cent spent on it seem a poor investment.\nThat being said: the game is solid. It does what it is supposed to but it just isn\'t a lot of fun.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'White Shadow', u'hours': 5.9, u'products': 422, u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2015-11-20', u'text': u"A pretty fun and nice-looking reflex game. It has 3 modes of difficulty: Simplicity, Futile, and Ultra, and every time you play,  the stage is more or less random with obstacles placed in a different pattern. You do get some types of obstacles more common in one difficulty than another, but their placement and pattern often varies. Your goal is to last as long as you can.\nFor each difficulty level you also get a special daily stage. This stage only changes after every 24 hours, so if you're not a fan of the randomness aspect, you can always play the daily stage and try to memorize your way through it.\nThere isn't much else that this game offers, so my only critique so far is that it needs more content, perhaps in a form of more game modes (not necessarily difficulty, but just different goals), but what it does have is pretty fun if you fancy to test your reflexes, precision, and decisiveness, and it costs hardly anything.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'nigward', u'hours': 3.2, u'products': 83, u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2015-11-05', u'text': u'I absolutely love the layout of this game! The futuristic feel is amazing! It really keeps you occupied for minutes on end and makes you come back for more! The simplicity of it very impressive! 10/10!!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'\u8061\u7f8e', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 214, u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2015-10-14', u'text': u'Pretty cool game until you realize you\'re going to spend most of your time dying to an inability to see an upcoming wide obstacle properly, whether it\'s from spinning through a tunnel that obstructs your vision or being forced to the outside of the track so you can barely see what\'s coming over the "hill."\nEven with the miserable visibility, it took 30 minutes to reach the last level. Not a great lifespan.\nThe music isn\'t too bad if you\'re into this genre, so if you\'re willing to drop a couple bucks to chill out with a fairly easy game it\'s okay. If you\'re looking for a challenge, get Velocibox instead.\nOh, and the mouse cursor disappears seemingly at random in the menu. Really annoying.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'kavu', u'text': u"A great implementation of the Memoir '44 boardgame; great tactical wargaming and controls. Lots of fun and a good community of players. Two drawbacks: 1) I'm in two minds about how frustrating the touch move implementation for some actions can be. 2) The pay to play model is a bit limiting and although I'm planning to buy some credits beyond the free allocation some form of monthly stipend or one or two more free maps would be nice.", u'hours': 139.8, u'date': u'2012-12-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197984305303', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 580, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Yakfleet', u'hours': 2.4, u'products': 345, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2012-11-02', u'text': u'online version - free', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Stalkerfriend?', u'text': u"Nah.\nUpdate 2/20/17- I realized I hit the wrong button. I didn't like it.", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2012-10-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198001071964', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 286, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'DemiGod', u'text': u'8/10', u'hours': 18.9, u'date': u'2017-11-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198154414267', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 360, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'Jo Snack', u'hours': 35.1, u'products': 55, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-03', u'text': u"I'M BATMAN!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'Rastommy77', u'hours': 34.4, u'products': 552, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-03', u'text': u'It was fun to play it through.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'hogWilde', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 459, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-08-14', u'text': u'An old formula, but very well executed. Puzzles get increasingly challenging, without getting overwhelming.\nThe art, sound and general ambiance are quirky and very nice: a good surreal "dream" feel, reminiscent of Dali and other surrealistic painters.\nNormal mode is easily completed in an hour, but I didn\'t try Nightmare mode yet.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'Tzunny', u'hours': 12.5, u'products': 457, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-07-13', u'text': u'A easy puzzle game & good looking!\nps: tricky controls but you get used with.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'NighT WolF', u'text': u"It's a somehow fascinating puzzle game in which you need good timing and movement, eventually sometimes a little bit precision and a big amount of foresight about what will happen next. But most of it can also be solved by trial & error. Puzzles are fair, not too hard and you can try them as often as you want and need.\nI kinda like the lovely, but\nweird style, even for a dreamworld. All the optical illusions and that strange voice with rearranged words from sentences are giving me a unsettling feeling, but still relaxing and enjoyable at the same time. It's hard to describe how exactly it feels, but hey, if i would have dreams like that in real, then i wouldn't even try to describe it and rather take my medications before sleeping.\nOverall, it's good entertainment for about 2-3 hours and i would really recommend it.", u'hours': 3.1, u'date': u'2016-07-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197963164050', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 696, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'Morqueus', u'text': u'This animation software is the founder of the ads known as "This game made my boyfriend\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665five times in two minutes!"', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-11-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 11, u'user_id': u'76561198120906523', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 38, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'TheMechanicalDuck', u'text': u"I love animating, and this is fun using, but it's super confusing. I'd only recommend this to a profesional animator.", u'hours': 14.0, u'date': u'2017-11-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198272068767', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 6, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'TheToastingToaster', u'hours': 119.9, u'products': 9, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-15', u'text': u'This is a very useful animation software; I use it for my posters and animations. I love it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'pg', u'hours': 23.9, u'products': 13, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'yes', u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'vika', u'hours': 709.6, u'products': 154, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u"i'm afraid rockstar will ban me for running google chrome in the background when i play this game\nit's kinda grindy to actually have fun (that is if you play online, which i'm assuming most buy the game for that alone)\nsingleplayer is alright but i couldn't personally get into it", u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Otter', u'text': u'Story mode -> Good enough, though GTA:SA was better.\nOnline mode -> Trash', u'hours': 55.4, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 75, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'KAMAZOTzz', u'hours': 116.1, u'products': 6, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'Very good for killing time.\nTakes a lot of time to progress.\nYou shoot cubes, get gold, hire teammates and upgrade them. Later you get time/weapon cubes to be used for more upgrades.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Tourmi', u'hours': 111.3, u'products': 783, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'This is a great idle/clicker/time waster game. I personnally find it better than other games like clicker heroes or similar ones.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'TheMini_Dwarf', u'text': u'This game is a fun way to pass time', u'hours': 63.1, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198109347893', u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 53, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Raiden^ @needorgreedgaming', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 443, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2014-03-17', u'text': u"I haven't given it much of a chance, but i'm not gonna lie to you all and say that's because i've been busy.\nIt isn't really Theme hospital, and i think that's all i really wanted it to be. Sorry, but no thanks, if i were you i'd grab theme hospital and enjoy that gem of a game time after time.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'kikibrowning', u'hours': 5.8, u'products': 35, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2014-03-06', u'text': u"it was too easy for me. nothing special, just another tycoon game where you put stuff and makes things better, that's it. might as well be playing build a lot", u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'LittleMissGnomey', u'hours': 6.0, u'products': 9, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2014-03-05', u'text': u"I don't know why but it's so damn addictive.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'wpsp2010', u'text': u'This calm game is perfect for calming the nevers before a big test or just stress that everyone has hopfuly there will be more things but for now its nice and simple.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-02-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198212612056', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 47, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'zenithlead', u'text': u"Couldn't understand the point :(\ni am recommending it so u gyz play and tell me if u understand the point of this crap :)", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-02-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198127814118', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 111, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'kamelyan', u'text': u'Visually, the game is nice.\nI thought that the game would be more like "throw the fish in the pond and see where they\'re at tomorrow", but the creatures need constant attention.\nThere are no "levels" of species, nor is there a very diverse ecosystem.\nIt seems like a lot of work went into the game, but I wish that there were more than five minutes of playability.\nSince it is a free download, I do recommend trying it out.  Maybe you\'ll find more pleasure in this basic game than I.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-02-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198205758193', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 94, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'tigris', u'text': u'Great game with a good LOCAL (and online) Mutliplayer.\nEspecially it is a different kind of multiplayer game, than most others, this makes it interesting!\nAll in all good combination of puzzle and strategy game.\nIt sure has some luck involved, but this makes the games different.\nIt may get repetitive after some while. But playing it from now and then is always fun.', u'hours': 59.9, u'date': u'2015-09-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198038456676', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 144, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Figsak', u'text': u"A weird little deviation of typical M&M games. Not sure what audience they were aiming for, but it missed me. It's a shallow little puzzle type game with rpg elements.\nI found a massive bug immediately that wouldn't allow me to progress in the game, due to the broken wall making mechanic, starting IN THE TUTORIAL. A fix to this bug can be found by going into a Google rabbit hole though.\nMy main gripe with this game comes in the boss battles, especially the end boss. To win the last fight, you have to achieve 2 things. First, you have to have a perfect or near perfect start, which is difficult, since it's random, then, you have to play perfectly or near perfectly, so, expect to restart the fight A LOT. You can get a perfect start, play perfectly, and still waste several minutes losing, simply due to bad draws. There's simply too much randomness here and it becomes punishing and soul crushing at times.\nI  cannot recommend this game.", u'hours': 22.6, u'date': u'2015-09-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198148791323', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 103, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Superior Spidey', u'hours': 29.2, u'products': 343, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-09-27', u'text': u'Great game, ideal if you have ten minutes to kill with a couple of quicky battles.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Bugs Bunny', u'text': u'Want play in many years, dont empty!', u'hours': 31.9, u'date': u'2017-04-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198110717889', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 111, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'StarmanUltra', u'text': u"textual evidence that friendships don't exist", u'hours': 39.9, u'date': u'2017-04-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 1, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 131, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Raish', u'text': u"I decided not to type any kind of recommendation before getting at least 100 hours in game. Well, now it happened and I still think the same think - it is just great game.\nFor me who enjoy screwing other people in game this is just perfect playground. Not only it is fun to ruin plans of the others, but winning in this game feels incredibly satisfying.\nMany people here who posted negative reviews don't like the RNG aspect of game, but I can't really agree. RNG indeed is  thing in this game, but people who brag about it mostly don't realize that it is possible to minimaze RNG just by playing carefuly. The deeper you get into it, the less it is about RNG - pretty much same as in every other card game.\nI won't bother talking about music or art, if you are thinking about buying this game, you are probably loving that already.\n(I should also mention that devs are VERY active on forum, responding to pretty much everything - and mainly - they listen to feedback)", u'hours': 362.3, u'date': u'2017-04-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198022714938', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 60, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Adam', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 177, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2015-10-03', u'text': u"Excellent art design hampered by dated trial and error gameplay and bad controls. Would not recommend unless you've already played the game and want to experience some nostalgia. Also, play the game with the classic graphics as the new HD artwork is ironically terrible.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'Foreverseeking', u'hours': 1.9, u'products': 1583, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2015-09-27', u'text': u"It takes 90 minutes to complete, and that includes a lot of dying and repeats and the corresponding death animation. When I first played this back on the Mega Drive, it was a good game with solid graphics although slightly iffy gameplay. Nevertheless I loved it. This replay is a great release of it, as it looks almost identical, just smartened up (higher resolution, and new art for backround etc that is a mild facelift).\nHowever the gamplay was never great to begin with, and has aged as bad as one would expect. Run, die,  press another button instead and survive... repeat.\nThe part in the tank has to be one of the worst gaming moments in any game, press buttons randomly... die.. Watch entire cut scene again without being able to skip, press random buttons again and die... Repeat 10 more times until you get lucky and hit right combo.\nI am glad I played this game for a little nostalgia, as it did bring back fond memories. That doesn't make it enough to recommend it though, and if you have never played this game before, you can safely walk on buy!\n5/10", u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'Dera Southpaw', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 411, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-09-23', u'text': u'oh my word.. No there is just no words i can say that can be any good about this game...\ni mean maybe the intro was alright.. but it was not worth my money.\ngame walking and actions where slow and sluggy.. slug simulator with dos mode actions\nanything that moves will kill you by just touching you. you have to NES jump out of the way to avoid them.\nthis is truly not a game worth my money. I wish i could refund this but i was to late. thenks to it being put into my backlog of games.\ni give this a 0/10 just apsalutly one of the worst games in my library and thats a lot of games.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'AKE_o3o', u'text': u'best ost best character 10/10 hope another version will come to stream too !!!', u'hours': 2.9, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198384962471', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 18, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'boop', u'hours': 3.3, u'products': 74, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'text': u'good', u'early_access': False, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'Pristi Bepis', u'text': u"I'm glad that that Touhou can finally be on steam and we can support ZUN for all his work over the years", u'hours': 3.5, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 8, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 42, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'|Doom| Sieg', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 695, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2015-09-01', u'text': u"If you like drawing with crayon, but can't because you keep drawing on the walls, then i'd probably recommend this 1/10\nPros\nCrayons?\nPhysics is actually good/interesting\nCons\nVery simple\nCrayons\nBoring", u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Pentagrille', u'text': u'I wanted Harold and the Purple Crayon. This is not that.\nShould be a F2P.', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2015-08-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198056693112', u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 43, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Pan Dimensional Being', u'text': u"This one works a little better on a touch screen than with a mouse, but still works great on a computer. The gimmick with Crayon Physics Deluxe really threw me off.\nDo anything. Like literally draw whatever the hell you want and see if it works. Go crazy.\nHere's a ball. Here's a star. The ball has a crush on the star. Get them together.\nAlso, forget straight lines. Use your crayons, crazy colors, go outside the lines.\nIf you enjoy structure and knowing the limits of your games, this isn't going to work for you.\nIf you love puzzle games and wish you could get in a quick few stages before nap time, this one's for you.", u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2015-08-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 6, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 4898, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'SpringPlays', u'text': u'A really addictive game! me and my friends are playing this when we are bored and it gets the boring away!', u'hours': 167.2, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 4, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Dr dre', u'text': u'this is a really good and balanced game. if yoru bad its your skill not that the game is broken in any kind of way. i enjoy this and im sure any smash fan would too', u'hours': 97.1, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198118595789', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 41, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Yung Dog', u'text': u'Good', u'hours': 22.1, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198134684624', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 133, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'\u300c\uff2c\uff41\uff53\uff54 \uff2b\uff49\uff4e\uff47\u300d', u'text': u'.', u'hours': 7.3, u'date': u'2016-06-12', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 0, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 117, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Jr786', u'text': u'Are you tired of being called a Freak?!\nDo People tell you thing that you don\'t want to hear?!\nWell, do they?! If you answered yes, then Normailty is for you. Play this game and you\'ll see, meet & hear other people like you In-Game. As for the gameplay, it\'s anything but Normal & its namesake which contains the old-saying: "Everything you know is wrong".\nThen join Kent Knutson as you play the role as him in the City of Neutropolis, once a viberant city but now Devoid of Free Thinking & Excitement under an Iron Grip Rule (Promoting Peace, Order, Enforcement & Law) & by strict order from its ruler; Paul Nystalux. However, due to an unfortunate setback, you\'re immedately arrested while whisting one night & you\'re sentenced to an entire week in a Reform Center called; The Blue Pen, A Blue Steel Prison where they pipe in Music to normalize any lawbrakers (including YOU). During your last day of incarceration, someone slips you a note telling you to get a job & to snoop around a Plush Rest Factory to find some Like-Minded People with the same interrests as you.', u'hours': 8.1, u'date': u'2016-06-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198035643084', u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 672, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Potato Farmskins.com', u'text': u'Ok for an old game I guess\n8/10\nbtw READ THE MANUAL FIRST', u'hours': 4.2, u'date': u'2016-05-29', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 675, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'SCREAMING COMMUNIST', u'hours': 3.7, u'products': 314, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2015-01-04', u'text': u"Extremely poor balancing early game. I'm not asking to start out like a dragonborn badass, but this is ridiculous.\nI chose a paladin knight as my character on medium difficulty. I try to kill the starter bat creatures on the first quest and can only kill one before im out of stamina and half dead. The fact that they paralyze you every other hit also adds insult to injury. I wonder if they even playtested it, the most frustrating 4 dollars I have ever spent.\nIt has a very interesting universe and a very nostalgic isometric view of things,but the stat design of this game is currently broken to the point were it is not even playable.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'saint_jimmy69', u'text': u"don't kid yourself you want diablo... dont pretend you don't, do not bother with this terrible wannabe clone, just go buy diablo and save yourself the $2 for a refreshing coke while you play the game you actually want to play", u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2015-01-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198065163102', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 25, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Smoker', u'text': u"Potion drinking simulator. Good writing but once you get into combat area's it's fight, get poisioned, drink potion. Couldn't take it anymore. Usually finish games like this. Hardest CRPG I've played just because of it.", u'hours': 9.0, u'date': u'2015-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 678, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'RustyKnaif\xae', u'text': u"Its great. Really im not kidding! Good engine, nice graphics... But why the \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 is it so dead?\nI paid 30 euro's for this. If i don't get my money back if it would become free... Damn. I would feel pretty \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ed in the\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665br>\nSo please. Let me refund. Even though i played 1.6 \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing hrs more. The game is good but I. Myself don't like it so much (in terms of style) and nobody plays!", u'hours': 3.6, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198141149380', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 14, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'ButcherLTh', u'hours': 21.4, u'products': 146, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'text': u'One of the most fun games ive ever played. At the moment the waiting time for a Competitive match are very long. But i keep playing it. I recommend it for everyone who likes fast paste fps games. Keep the community growing!!!!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'Nikallass Zadske', u'text': u'\u0f3c \u3064 \u25d5_\u25d5 \u0f3d\u3064 F2P WHEN \u0f3c \u3064 \u25d5_\u25d5 \u0f3d\u3064', u'hours': 13.5, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 99, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'Liat', u'hours': 6.1, u'products': 97, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-09-24', u'text': u"Good game. Needs fixing with several bugs, but other than that, it's really cool. Haven't finished yet, but I really want to know what happened to Tilo's family.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'setix', u'text': u'This is an amazing "demo" for an early access title. While this is not the full game, it provided me with over 6 hours of gameplay to explore the castle and prison areas, getting a taste of what was to come. The gameplay is top-notch, stealth is up there with games like MGS and Splinter Cell, and the graphics are amazing and fluid.\nI highly reccommend this to anyone who loves exploring/stealth/zedla-esque games. It is one of the more original ideas I have seen, and definately better than some AAA titles.', u'hours': 6.5, u'date': u'2016-09-22', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197982589046', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 97, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Petro', u'hours': 2.3, u'products': 118, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-09-18', u'text': u"I dont normally write reveiws on Steam, but if you enjoy fantasy RPG with great graphics, this is for you.In fact if you grew up reading any 80's 'speaking animal' fantasy then this is a dream come true. Really impressed with the build too. Very few bugs. Good story,great writing. What are you waiting for? Go buy!", u'early_access': True, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'XtremeChaos', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 44, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-07-10', u'text': u'Fantastic!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Bahpu#', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 82, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-07-09', u'text': u'Great game concept, even though its short it was fun/interesting.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'(Corbix) reaper', u'text': u'i liked this game its fun to play and sometimes challenging', u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2017-07-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198294430667', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 9, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Jugem Jugem', u'hours': 14.1, u'products': 112, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u'This game is a MUST buy, with DLC. I got it on sale but even the full price is worth it', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'ShakM Gaming', u'hours': 16.5, u'products': 287, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u"Best indie platformer i've ever played. It's one of those games that manages to feel deep gameplaywise, without having complex controls. Highly polished, highly entertaining, high replay value (i've finished it twice by now and there's also a new game + mode with tougher enemies). It's not the toughest game ever, but platforming veterans will have a much easier time - even rookies should pick this one up though (if you're going to start playing platformers, this is an excellent one to start with).\nHere's my complete playthrough of the game (non commentated):\nand my complete playthrough of the harder difficulty / new game+ mode (commentated in english):", u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Sayal', u'text': u'I love it, really pleasant and surprising !!\nLot a freedom in the way you abord the game', u'hours': 5.3, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198102727766', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 44, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'koalabrownie', u'text': u"Despite being a quick reskin and having some odd physics like throwing grenades under-water vast distances, this is a great sequel to one of the best games of the 90s.  Good enemy variety, great looking environments, great challenge as well - only problem is that it runs a little too long. I've still never finished the game.  Doesn't help that the aliens have both bases and outposts and that terror missions are sometimes 3-levels long.", u'hours': 80.9, u'date': u'2017-05-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197989709564', u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 137, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Rookie', u'hours': 87.2, u'products': 27, u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-05-18', u'text': u'Yes, I do recommend it to family and amongst my fiends. I disliked that there is no story to the game, but it is fun when playing through for a second time.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'kieranquinn27', u'text': u'Chuck Norris got killed by a Lobster Man Commander.', u'hours': 6.0, u'date': u'2017-04-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 23, u'user_id': u'76561198027607392', u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 58, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Zugetzu', u'text': u"I own this game on the PS3 so I am aware of what the game has to offer and let me tell you it's a lot. But I'd still say don't get it because this PC port is among one of the worst ports I've seen for a pc to this day. The game has a audio bug in which causes it to constantly buzz and the game crashes on saves and some other places which makes the game literally unplayable.\nDo not get this game untill they patch it, which is very unlikely seeing it's been 2 years already and they've still not managed to fix any problems.\nIf you want the game then buy it on the PS3 because playing it on this PC port will literally make you want to throw your computer out  the window.", u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-06-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 240, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Liohn', u'text': u"It's better than FFXIII that's a huge plus and it adds more variety of game like Chocobo Racing, Solving Puzzles, there's much more fun in this game than in previous one, so if your'e a fan of Final Fantasy you sure will love it. Because it works. The story was good, the characters were enjoyable and the gameplay was fun. It wasn't perfect and you can tell that this game was rushed, being a sequel and all, but still for a Final Fantasy sequel, it works. Highly enjoyable and highly recommended.", u'hours': 38.5, u'date': u'2017-06-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 294, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Halloir', u'text': u"I enjoyed it since it's one FF. I prefer FFXIII story but in XIII-2 you have much more stuff to do/enjoy.", u'hours': 14.4, u'date': u'2017-06-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198360326413', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 70, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Traxxion', u'text': u'Just a fun gag game to play with friends! Makes laughs go all around the call!', u'hours': 6.0, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198207255441', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 10, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'(SCI) LG EmBeR', u'hours': 13.3, u'products': 49, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'text': u"Still haven't found a weirder game than this one.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Danate The OnE and Toenly', u'hours': 1.6, u'products': 97, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'text': u"F**K this game it's rigged", u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Marsbergen', u'hours': 8.9, u'products': 809, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2014-10-21', u'text': u'Costume Quest goes dystopian!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'Skolia', u'hours': 10.9, u'products': 507, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2014-10-20', u'text': u"Decent sequel to Costume Quest.\nIt's a bit of a mixed bag, some gameplay elements are refined (and some even improved) but the dialogue writing just doesn't reach the original.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'Tbarn2000', u'text': u"Excellent Halloween RPG! It's nice to see a series like this considering there aren't many Halloween themed games out there. I recomment Part 1 and Grubbins on Ice as well.", u'hours': 19.0, u'date': u'2014-10-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198071381515', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 619, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'[dank] grapes', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 313, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-08-25', u'text': u'This is the only game that has evem made me say "What the hell? \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 off Lithuania."', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'JD', u'text': u"Polandball is a triple A game. Like the batteries, but bigger and better. Good old fashion casual gaming, does not require mad skills, but you will get them after completing this game.\nAlso, I didn't know that my stove can into space :)", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-08-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 60, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Alexandru Nechita', u'text': u'Started playing this game because I love memes and its made by a fellow compatriot. The dev is nice and with well intentions, the game has potential but suffers from a clear lack of resources. And by resources, I mostly mean by art.\nIf they had 2x 2D Artists and maybe 1x UI Artist it would have been a much better experience.\nThe game is repetitive yes, but no more than the rest of games. Its called a game loop and in a procedural generated level, its a bit bland. But really, with memes, a story is not the hook, its the...MEME value!\nI would give it a 6 or 7 out of 10, since its over 5, its a Yes to recommend.', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2016-08-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198016077100', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 5, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 115, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Wurielle', u'text': u"I'm the type of person that likes to find the good in the bad but I have to say.. I didn't search long.", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-07-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 370, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'Vindate', u'text': u'I got this game for $1 with the Humble Bundle. If the bundle didnt have two other games, I would ask for a refund.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-07-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198056770285', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 138, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'projecteulogy', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 939, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-07-16', u'text': u'This is an excellent concept. Smooth. Only major annoyance is no jumping. However... Its -purely- online driven. No bots. the Single Player is boring. You get no progressive feeling from it leveling wise. Yay trading cards? :|', u'early_access': False, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'Jebus H Cripes', u'text': u"I normally don't let things like aesthetic get in the way of enjoying a game, but usually in those circumstances, the game has something going for it (typically gameplay).\nThis game was clearly made with MS Paint.  I'm genuinely not kidding either.\nAs I said, I could forgive the aesthetic, as it does have that almost joking flash game look in it's art style (part of me died using the word art in that sentence), but the gameplay and interface feels like the dev wanted to inflict nothing short of misery upon the player.  The only thing I can imagine that would allow the design to become what it was, is if there was say a $100 budget for the programming, and the dev(s) spent $90 on beer.\nThis game is bad.\nThe kind of bad that makes you feel dirty for having spent more than 5 minutes with the game.\nAnd I'm not talking about bad as in you had a dirty thought that makes you feel bad outwardly, but deep down, your nipples actually got a little hard.  No, I'm talking about the kind of bad like that one time you were driving home from your parents house who live like 4 hours away, and despite the fact that you were dead tired, you decide to drive home anyway, because the bed in their guest room is all stiff and lumpy, not like your bed at home.  On the way, you could feel your eyes getting heavy and you even catch yourself dipping your head while doing 75 mph in a 65, which is what was happening whenOHMYGODITHINKIJUSTHITAHOMELESSDUDE.\nInstead of stopping though, you just keep driving.\nThat kind of bad.\nEven if this game is on sale, it's not worth it.\nDon't run over homeless dudes.", u'hours': 4.1, u'date': u'2015-10-31', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 8, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 1045, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'pazartesi_gorusuruz', u'text': u"It's like a 2D Diablo. Graphics and animations are simple, nothing fancy.\nDidn't see many jokes in the game. Combat is easy.\nYou can customize your character's attributes to your liking (Dex, Int, Str, Speed, Power, bla bla).\nYou finish quests. There is a town. There is an evil force you must defeat. You level up.\nBasically a small 2D Diablo.\nDon't expect too much. It's a cute little game. (Is addicting for the first couple of hours.)", u'hours': 14.9, u'date': u'2015-10-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198058075753', u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 84, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'\u1103\u042f\u04e8MIG\u041f\u04e8\u041f', u'text': u'The looting is fun for a while, but later on the level designer says "Screw it, I\'m just going to place all the toughest monsters here, and hope the player won an RNG roll and got some kind of game breaking weapon". Which would be fine if the game were engaging enough to warrant grinding. But it\'s not.\nIt\'s on sale for under a dollar often enough. Buy it then, if you need a time killer in your library.', u'hours': 14.4, u'date': u'2015-10-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 851, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'MaRk0-AU', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 121, u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2015-08-22', u'text': u'Ive played it on iOS and now on PC, I love it\nGreat game! :)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Frazzz', u'text': u'The game looks freaking fantastic and plays fantastically smooth. A wicked soundtrack that is coupled together with high speed gameplay that is going to keep ypou addicted as you aim for the highest time possible. It is very much similar to Audiosurf so prepare to get addicted from the get go!', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2015-08-11', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 1681, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Bender Lequim', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 80, u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-07-08', u'text': u'good game, please make a feature where you can change from blue to other colours, LIKE ORANGE,', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'ShadowofChristmasFuture', u'hours': 3.2, u'products': 2026, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2012-10-21', u'text': u"bon jeu on retrouve l'effet du jeu de societe et ca c'est tres bien", u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Fazer5', u'text': u'Ciekawa gra uczy myslenia wyboru rozwagi i przebieg\u0142osci jak i zacheca do zagrania w podobne gry karciane w realu', u'hours': 10.9, u'date': u'2012-09-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198012495519', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 67, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Zedpade', u'products': 81, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2012-08-13', u'text': u'worst game ever hahaha :D', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Khronikos', u'text': u"AA is definitely a good game. I am not sure I can say it is a great one, but it borders on that with a few problems that City in my opinion corrects in some ways. In the end both games fall a little short of perfection.\nCertainly, you should use the HD update offered by GPUnity when playing through this. I personally use 4x SGSSAA with the texture pack and a couple ini tweaks to achieve a very nice update to the base game. You can also use an HBAO+ code for Nvidia cards as well. Performance is amazing. This actually looks and runs better than the HD update for consoles by quite a margin.\nTo be honest, I sometimes don't quite feel like Batman in this game. The guy is hulking beast, you are never Bruce Wayne, and some of the dialogue and acting is really a bit too cheesy for my tastes. I know the game has comic origins, and it does do a very good job of bringing a steroidal version of Batman to life, but it does have its flaws.\nNotably, the gameplay is much more refined in City. And for me the story is just as decent in that game and even better in places, but I would not call either version a great piece of literature or anything like that. AA suffers from everyone just kind of being animated in an outdated way, and with the script being too much of a comic yet trying to offer a cinematic film-like atmosphere. AA most assuredly fails on being taken seriously in that regard, and I'm not quite sure why some fans sing its praises so much in the story department.\nYes, Scarecrow and Joker are good in this one, but everything feels like a first try in a franchise. It's all weakly connected or thought out for the most part. Some characters are more annoying than creatively endearing, and often times you are just trekking to a new place because Joker escaped again and he brought along another friend. Both games offers plenty of villains, but at times it becomes too unrealistic for the atmosphere they are trying to create IMO.\nSo the villains are abundant, and parts of the asylum are fairly cool and well integrated into the overal aesthetic of the game. But in no way did I like this setting better than the actual city in the sequel, which makes me feel like Batman in so many ways I find personally liberating to the way I view the character.\nAsylum does its semi-open world justice though, even if it does lack modern polish. On PC it still looks good today with the texture pack. I do wish there was an easier way to pinpoint collectibles, but the game actually does have a lot of things to collect if you want to slog through it. My problem was that at some point I just got kind of sick of the areas, and combat was always slightly too limited to hold my attention.\nI did appreciate the boss sequences in this game, and the overall direction is pretty solid. I still can't quite accept steroidal Batman as the guy I want to be, but it is what it is. Solid franchise catalyst here.", u'hours': 28.0, u'date': u'2017-11-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198046311355', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 841, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'\u272a R\xeave', u'text': u'Worst game ever, i found this out while PLaying in the pressure boiler room where you defeat the titan and attack the henchmen by 8-12-16. The way batman attacks is flawed it doesnt attack the titan instead it attacks the henchmen, it attacks the titan when you try attacking any nearby henchmen when he is knocked dizzy. Lastly the titan can see you when he is dizzy after hittiing him with your batarang, when he charges you. That mission in itself showed how flawed this gamer is. Sure it was fun up until here, i wanted a challenge but at least i want the game mechanics to work', u'hours': 32.5, u'date': u'2017-11-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198117361705', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 69, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'Phantomninja7', u'text': u"This is the game that made combat mechanics fun. This is the game that made history. The game that makes you feel in the Batman universe. This is Batman Arkham Asylum.\n8 Years old, and this game never gets old. I have played this game so many times... probably one of those games that I have invested my time more than many other games. I first played this game back on my Xbox 360, and I couldn't just stop playing it. Then I got it from steam, and it's just a freaking good experience.\nRocksteady did it!! So if you like action games, or just Batman, you won't regret this one.", u'hours': 22.4, u'date': u'2017-11-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198100650881', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 146, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'OakenPants', u'text': u'The idea of this puzzle game is simple, use your given objects to get Bob to his Bed.  You can use the Apple to place it in his path, which causes him to turn (as he always turns right when he hits an obstacle or your apple).  Or you can use the Fish as a bridge for Bob to walk across gaps.\nThe game adds a nice 3D illusion effect to add just a little bit to the visual appeal as well.\nBut still, at the end of the hour, I had enough as there\'s just not much to this game and it doesn\'t quite feel like a "complete" game. Thankfully that hour was long enough to finish the campaign and also the first level of "nightmare" difficulty; which are basically the same levels as before but with a minor twist.  Overall:  7 out of 10.', u'hours': 4.6, u'date': u'2016-07-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198022266051', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 1828, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'zmish93', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 1166, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-07-07', u'text': u"Short indie game. Nice idea but implementation is not so good. Better try 'The bridge'", u'early_access': False, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'Draknath', u'hours': 3.8, u'products': 592, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-07-03', u'text': u'Reminds me of my childhood games.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'Kitty3Muffin', u'hours': 311.5, u'products': 15, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-15', u'text': u'Awesome but really needs to be updated', u'early_access': False, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'Animating Legend', u'text': u"i HIGHLY recommend people to use this steam app because if you want to be a disney animator some day or or make aniamtions from blender (which i ALSO recommend) then this is the RIGHT app for starter's! this app was a BIG help when i started in 2015 also you get the basic's on how to source filmmaker on\nfilmmaker. if you go their then it will teach you how to move in the sfm world how to record and more!\nt            this is a NOICE NOICE steam app i HIGHLY recommend!", u'hours': 447.4, u'date': u'2017-11-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198395190930', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 4, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'yokaiuwu', u'text': u'So this is where all the overwatch hentai comes from', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-11-14', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 1022, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'Nuke', u'text': u'The police are so poorly designed in GTA 5, it makes the game very frustrating and unplayable at times.\n\u2022\tYou have to play the game for about 5 hours before you finally see a cop, and he is always chasing a car. But break the law, and there are a million police pooling out of the woodwork. GTA IV had this police problem balanced well, so why are they having such a hard time with GTA5?\n\u2022\tAnother annoying thing in the game is how quickly the police are called, and it is always your fault. I am running down the street and bump into a gang member so he starts shooting at me, I pull out my gun and the second I defend myself cops are on me. The magic police you never see are driving around the corner.\n\u2022\tI was playing as Trevor and I hit the ground a few times in my plane and it was smoking black. It was doing fine while flying around for a little then it started to fail so I parachuted out. My plane flew into some hillside and exploded about 2 miles away from where I landed. And guess what? Dispatch calls and says a vehicle exploded, then the magic police randomly come around the corner and start shooting me. Someone that avoided death by jumping out of the plane that crashed into a hillside. Not to mention how annoying  it is when the magic police are driving on bike trails on a hill to come get you the second you have a wanted level.\n\u2022\tThe police shouldn\u2019t have a 6th sense ability of where you are. If you stab someone on the street at night when no one is looking, and you run through back yards and get in your house, the police know exactly where you are and kick down your door and come into your house.\n\u2022\tYou will never win a shootout against the police, because they have a million helicopters that come 3 at a time and will never stop. You can blow up cop cars to the equivalent of cars currently in the world today and yet they still have more to send.\n\u2022\tBut the hands down most annoying thing about the game is when you evade the police detection, and go to your garage and take another car or steal one from a parking lot, even if it is night time, if you are even close to the police they reengage pursuit with you. Even though it would be impossible to ID you driving at 35 MPH, not to mention they wouldn\u2019t even be looking for that type of vehicle since another was used during the time the crime was committed.\nThis stuff makes the game a lot less fun compared to GTA IV which I believe had this ratio right.\nLess than 50% of crimes committed in the USA go reported. And the typical response time in a city like LA would be 8 minutes. Not to mention it takes AT MOST a minute for someone to get their phone get ahold of dispatch so they know where to send officers. So that means not only would the chances of the police being notifies that you just punched someone, you would have at the very least 9 minutes to flee the area and get away undetected.\nIf RockStar made minor adjustments, the game would be so much more enjoyable.\n\u2022\tLimit the amount of police that come to you, giving you a chance to escape if you hold your ground and shoot all the police and helicopters. Stop this never ending wave of police officers.\n\u2022\tRemove the police\u2019s 6th sense ability. If they didn\u2019t see you go into a house, then don\u2019t allow then to enter. A police officer is not going to kick down doors on a neighborhood to search for someone that punched a guy in the face.\n\u2022\tHave only 40% of your actual offences get reported.\n\u2022\tHave a radius circle when a crime happens. Bigger the crime, bigger the circle, but once you are out of that circle, you won\u2019t be caught. Unless you reenter the circle, then the timer before the stars are removed resets, and also if you are respotted in the circle by a police officer, the circle can now be centered on your current location.  (If my plane crashes into the ground, the circle should be where the plane crashed, not where the pilot lands.)\n\u2022\tDisable police from IDing you if you steal another car without them seeing.\n\u2022\tDisable police from driving and searching for you on roads/trains they don\u2019t normally drive on unless they are actively in pursuit of you.\n\u2022\tMaybe add a small view range and hearing range for each person. So if you shoot someone with a silenced weapon and there is no one around to hear or see it, the police are never notified.', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198014200078', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 34, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Possibly Gay Abraham Lincoln', u'hours': 567.5, u'products': 233, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'Free, fast paced and addicting with no microtransactions.\nI love it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Nay_m8', u'hours': 482.1, u'products': 101, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'Probably the best clicker/Idle game though im too lazy to explain why.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Baka360RO', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 75, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'shoot!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Gwan Away', u'text': u"This isnt a game with great graphics or an in depth story line, its just a game that you use to killl time! As long as you don't expect too much from it and enjoy it for what it is then it's a pretty decent game", u'hours': 11.1, u'date': u'2014-02-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198036328846', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 143, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'REAPER', u'hours': 3.7, u'products': 209, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2014-02-09', u'text': u'love this game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'BrokenNail', u'text': u'This game is fun for the old school gamer, old graphics and typical sim-like charecters. Unfortunatley I completed it too fast!! And then got bored and didnt want to go onto hard mode lmao.... But still a cool little time killer  (only thing I would say I didnt like was the view positions when moving around the room ect) but good overall.', u'hours': 5.0, u'date': u'2014-01-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198091482677', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 31, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'AccidentlyOnPurpose', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 1477, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-01-29', u'text': u"5.4/10 - Tranquil; Interactive Screen Saver\nI do like this game; It's one of those that you can flip on before bed to chill out or leave it running while your doing other things. There isn't much going on other than your mini ecosystem, you can repopulae the area as you see fit and change the oxidation leveles to make some creatures live longer than others.\nOverall, this is a cool passive game/screen saver. It's not fun enough to be actively playing for long periods of time, but your creatures won't live long enough to keep it in the background,\nFree so check it out before bed.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'snowfox21', u'text': u'Fun and oddly relaxing', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2016-01-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198161385963', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 7, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'salxicha', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 1669, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-01-24', u'text': u'Manage your aquarium/lake with minor complexity.\nRelaxing music and easy to enjoy fish spawn.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'blackgauntlet', u'hours': 6.4, u'products': 819, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2015-09-27', u'text': u"A pretty fun game. However, the game keeps bugging out during combat, forcing me to restart several times.\nI can still move my cursor but that's it.\nIn fact, all my Ubisoft games (with the exception of Child of Light) are unplayable.\nSo.. \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 you Ubisoft.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Snowmoon', u'text': u'easy to follow tutorial.  like the strategy asspect better than the original Heroes of Might and Magic.', u'hours': 15.2, u'date': u'2015-09-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198151099277', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 15, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'torr', u'text': u'Bu seriyi seviyorsan\u0131z tavsiye ederim, indirimli fiyat\u0131 iyidir  fazlas\u0131 de\u011fil.', u'hours': 6.0, u'date': u'2015-09-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198119467012', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 312, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Burguul', u'text': u'Awesome game, full of fun and nasty gremlins!', u'hours': 295.9, u'date': u'2017-04-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198035810852', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 65, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'MMD', u'text': u'\u66f4\u65b0\uff0c\u597d\u8bc4~', u'hours': 627.8, u'date': u'2017-04-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198072236645', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 65, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Dakota Darkfire', u'hours': 145.4, u'products': 92, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-04-15', u'text': u'I highly recomend this game if you are looking for something amazing to play with friends. I bought this for myself and several friends after seeing positive reviews and researching it. Turned out to be a modern era board / card strategy game that even terrible PCs or Macs can play. It even works on Linux. Thats the point was to have something to play among friends no matter what they could afford.\nIt turned out to be the most hysterical and fun game we have played together. It is quite addicting. I recomend it for all ages. If you go into the game WITH friends you will love it. If you go in alone Im not sure youd think (why would you play a board game by yourself?) it was as amazing as myself.\nHowever it deserves no negative reviews. The games just amazing. Ill be playing this for many years to come. I hope at some point this can port over to phones.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'[YDC]Kevydee', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 212, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2015-09-21', u'text': u'Pure childhood memories', u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'shimmyckus', u'text': u"Played it on Amiga 500 back in a day and its one of my favorite games of all time.  Enjoyed playing this remastered edition too.\nGame is not hard as some people say, its just old school game. Theres no hints like in modern games and you'll die until you figure out what you have to do.", u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2015-09-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198007129119', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 81, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'ThalRo', u'text': u'Great story and amazing artstyle, but the inputs/controls are infuriating and make the game too frustrating to finish.', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2015-09-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198019436851', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 267, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'GuolinM', u'text': u'Fun game, love the seasonal theme.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198046551916', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 62, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'Obscure', u'hours': 6.3, u'products': 395, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2015-08-11', u'text': u"Crayon Physics has all the hallmarks of an ideal puzzle game: basic object creation mechanics and physics simulation are easy to grasp, and the game then extrapolates from those basics with a variety of simple machines, and ultimately includes a level editor so that you're unlikely to ever entirely run out of new puzzles. Curiously, while every puzzle can be solved in a myriad of different ways, any given solution tends to also be applicable to many different puzzles, and so I felt there was a shortage of those moments of enlightenment that make the puzzle genre particularly rewarding.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Karisuchan', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 272, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2015-08-04', u'text': u'Only men of the highest caliber understand the true complexity of this game and derive the true everlasting pleasure that Crayon Physics Deluxe delivers.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Razielite', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 1188, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2015-07-14', u'text': u'A wonderful game with an artistic design that looks simple yet outstanding to see.\n"editor note" I actually have over 5 hours in this game, but since it was all in offline mode it was not recorded.\n+ Very calming and soothing music that suits this type of game.\n+ A huge selection of well-designed levels that gets tougher as you move on.\n+ Beautiful artwork and world design, you draw your solution to success something I really admire.\n+ Puzzles have a lot of ways to solve and they depend on your imagination, create objects, think and enjoy.\n+ Level editor, to create your own levels, imagine it and make it happen.\n- To get all stars at each level you need to play it multiply times, first win being the first star, elegent solution = 2nd star, old school solution = 3rd star, both solutions have certain requirements, like number of moves ..etc, and it gets a bit boring later on to keep\nrepeating levels to get the stars.\n- The awesome solution is somehow a good idea but we\'ll all just cheat and say we got an awesome solution just to get the last star in the level " you just check the box to get it".\n- Game runs at a 1024x768 resolution, which was ok by me, but if you have a much larger monitor you might not like it that much, I don\'t know for sure.\n7/10 Very fun game to play if you\'re into this type of puzzle game that refreshes your creativity and imagination then this is for you, However the price-tag is holy sh*t.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Gold Slime', u'hours': 27.6, u'products': 32, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'text': u"At first, I thought this was a good rip-off of Smash Bros. Now I realise it's not a rip-off. It's just a good party game, like Duck Game. After all the hours I've played it, trust me, it's good.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'b----shoot', u'text': u'nice :)', u'hours': 23.0, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198372818977', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 3, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Smokee', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 26, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'text': u"This game is \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing trash. Zero progression. I just started and I get stuck with people with so much experience I have no room to learn. Garbage game, if you haven't been at the game since launch ur completely lost.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'[D0D] Aozz101x', u'text': u'Didnt play though the game, but it feels like yourTypical Point and click game, well no, their more to it, the silly humor in game, makes it fun too. although i have say i think i rather have ythe UK version then the US version, oh well.', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2016-05-06', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 372, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'TheLowSpecComputerDude', u'hours': 3.8, u'products': 53, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-05-03', u'text': u'I know its old but awful for me...', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Tyrael', u'hours': 4.0, u'products': 156, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-04-24', u'text': u"I don't like it at all. Very ugly and pointless game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'HPLoveshack', u'hours': 4.8, u'products': 596, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2015-01-01', u'text': u"Polarizing? Absolutely. Its a game with a 90 degree learning curve, antiquated systems, and a glacial game speed. Though, I find myself absolutely drawn to it. Before I bought the collectors edition on release date, I heard nothing but bad news about this game. Unplayable, they said. Arcane, it said... yet I still bit the bullet and bought it.\nIt isn't streamlined, minor tasks are difficult, and you will find yourself save scumming. It took me forever to get through the inital quest, but something kept me playing. I realized it was the story. An interesting world, fascinating systems, and a dark grim world that is a joy to explore. Add in detective elements as you play the titular inquisitor, and you have yourself something not quite polished, but unique and fascinating. If you can brave the lackluster gameplay, you'll find yourself drawn to the dark world surrounding it.\nThat being said, 10 dollars is a lot to ask, wait for a discount.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Tiberius', u'text': u'This game is a  dark deeply made game that is spooky and hard, nice old school feel to everything. but this game is bugged and you cant change yhour key bindings if this thing was stable it would be incredlible.\ntruly a shame for such a wonderful piece of art, but it does play stable for some. please dont let me deter you from buying this game.\nto the developpers  TAKE A MOMENT AND FIX THIS GAME IS INCREDIBLE, YOU WILL BE DOING THE WORLD OF RPG A FAVOR !', u'hours': 158.9, u'date': u'2014-12-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197988188967', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 161, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'anubisgold', u'hours': 8.3, u'products': 120, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2014-12-29', u'text': u"Spawned\nWent to the church to preach about\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665and how god is accepting of it\nTaxed the townfolk\nWent to the place of execution\nTalked to some people along the way\nDidn't read the dialog\nMassive jerk to everyone\n10/10 Would Preach Again", u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Droniac', u'hours': 66.8, u'products': 1200, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'text': u'Lawbreakers is a teambased competitive multiplayer FPS, or a hero shooter if you prefer. It\'s also one of the most gloriously intense multiplayer FPS experiences you can have in a modern shooter. Matches are non-stop action, with quick (timed) respawns, a heavy emphasis on individual skill, game modes that encourage short matches, and pacing similar to Unreal Tournament. It even includes movement mechanics, like backfiring in zero gravity areas or rocket jumping, that enable you to further up the tempo. As a result, very few games today can match the level of intensity Lawbreakers has to offer.\nA match in Lawbreakers starts similar to any other hero shooter: you pick a character. Each character has a set of weapons and abilities that provide them with unique play styles and roles in a team. Juggernaut can set up walls and take immense amount of damage, while Assassin can dodge and deal damage incredibly quickly in melee range, Vanguard can race around the map on Jetpacks while pulverizing things with a minigun and throwing blasts of shrapnel, etc. The characters are well-designed and their varied abilities ensure that you\'ll often be swapping based on the map, the state of the match, or the composition of your team.\nThe game has several interesting tricks up its sleave that set it apart from the competition even further. Its game modes are all spins on existing, but obscure, arena-shooter modes. There\'s a football-like (Bombing Run - UT2004) mode where teams fight to score goals with a ball that spawns in the middle of the map every round. There\'s two fuel-like (Tribes) modes, where teams fight for an objective that spawns in the middle of the map and have to return and hold it in their base to score points (one mode resets on loss, the other maintains progress). And there\'s a variation on Domination (UT\'99) where teams must hold points for extended duration to lock them in and score points.\nIn addition to unique game modes, the core gameplay isn\'t run-of-the-mill either. All maps feature large sections of zero gravity, where characters can float mid-air. And using the back-fire feature, you can zip through zero-G sections by blasting your weapons behind you. Even lumbering Titan and Juggernaut can zip through mid-air sections if you give them a chance to build up momentum. As a result, Lawbreakers is one of the most vertical shooters ever made. It\'s a game where you constantly have to be on the lookout for enemies above, below and behind you. You generally won\'t hear them coming unless they let you between rocket-jumping, dodging and zero-G. Which only serves to increase the intensity and fun once you get used to how the game plays.\nIf you\'ve played other hero shooters, like Overwatch or Team Fortress 2 or Dirty Bomb, then you\'re used to games that have occassional "wtf" plays and moments. Lawbreakers is one of those rarer games, like most arena-shooters, that can be - and often is - filled with non-stop "wtf" moments and sick plays the entire match through. If you\'re on a roll, or in a close match, it\'s a game with unparalled highs (among modern non-arena shooters).\nIn terms of gameplay and features there\'s little to fault. It has a lobby system that pulls you out of the game between maps, which I think is a drawback of modern shooters. The game is utterly focused on individual skill and non-stop intensity, which is something you either love (as I do) or hate. Its gunplay emphasizes tracking far too much for an arena-like shooter, although there are several prediction/hitscan/melee-alternatives. The game doesn\'t do a great job explaining mechanics, particularly zero-G/back-fire, which means there\'s a large hurdle to pass to get up to speed with current players. Some maps aren\'t great for every mode or overly dependent on near-equal skill teams. But that\'s all fairly nit-picky. The core gameplay is great.\nThe only real drawback the game has at this point is simply a lack of players. There are enough players on to be able to get a game in evenings, but that\'s about it. It has a fantastic matchmaking system, but even it can\'t deal with the current low player counts.\nIn terms of audiovisual quality, Lawbreakers is a treat. The game runs on Unreal Engine 4 and makes great use of it, with standout lighting and visually impressive levels. Texture quality is a standout, which is not surprising for a multiplayer shooter with limited (but sufficient) maps. Meanwhile, the soundtrack is absolutely fantastic, clearly harkening back to the days of Unreal Tournament (\'99/04) with a modern flavor. Sounds are crisp and clear, although positional audio is a bit tricky due to much of the game taking placed mid-air. It\'s easy to be surprised when people can float right up to you.\nThe main menu was clearly designed with consoles in mind. The design isn\'t great for PC mouse/keyboard users. However, it does feature an extensive options menu that allows you to change everything you\'d expect to be able to. And the in-game UI is much better designed for PC players.\nIf you enjoy high-intensity multiplayer shooters, particularly arena-shooters (UT/Quake), then Lawbreakers will be right up your ally. It\'s not your average hero shooter, emphasizing individual skill. That\'s something to keep in mind if you prefer games a bit more forgiving/teambased.\nIf it came down solely to features, quality and gameplay - Lawbreakers would be a must buy for anyone who finds the above appealing. It\'s one of those rare shooters where close matches are awesomely intense, rather than frustrating. A game where sick plays and wtf moments are the norm, not a rarity. Unfortunately, it also suffers from the worst flaw a multiplayer shooter can have: a lack of players.\nIf you can find a group of people to play it with or don\'t mind a (very) small community, then it\'s worth it, especially on sale. Otherwise, maybe hold off until it can find a larger player base, or if it eventually goes free-to-play.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'\U0001f171', u'text': u'Nominated for the biggest flop.', u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 180, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'specee', u'hours': 19.6, u'products': 509, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'text': u'dead', u'early_access': False, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'sonoffile', u'text': u"I hope the rest of the game is as good as the demo. It's fun, with a cute storyline that has darker/sadder undertones to it. Can't wait to play the full version!", u'hours': 4.0, u'date': u'2016-09-18', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198078226944', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 13, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Otto', u'hours': 19.5, u'products': 305, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-09-17', u'text': u"This is probably one of the best games I've ever played. The graphics are excellent and atmospheric. The gameplay is well balanced between the likelyhood of being caught and manageing to complete your tasks. The 'puzzles' are well thought out and not too complex (it took me a while to realise how much could be gained from throwing sticks about!) I now know the castle like the back of my hand including all the secret tunnels and ladders etc.\nPlease, please, please get the full version out soon before I forget where I was in the story.\nMerra is waiting!!", u'early_access': True, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Snow', u'text': u'Amazing graphics and story so far. Cannot wait to continue playing! First time playing a game genre like this, and I like it a lot. Tilo looks cute in his different costumes and it is just a lot of fun to walk around in a rat armour way to heavy for such a tiny mouse, but efficient enough that the rats think you are one of them. Dumbasses xD Just give the game a shot. It will not dissapoint :)', u'hours': 10.5, u'date': u'2016-09-17', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198053706354', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 161, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Tharragon', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 13, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-07-05', u'text': u'i love it xD', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'RIMZ', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 50, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u'Nice gameplay not bad story', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Watman', u'hours': 14.9, u'products': 191, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u'Want to try how it feels to be a true ninja?\nTry this.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Unleashed RAGE!', u'text': u"One level in so far and it's a blast, well worth the money (Black Friday sale) will complete more comprehensive review when game is complete.", u'hours': 18.1, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198044293616', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 16, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Scyphe', u'hours': 7.3, u'products': 146, u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-04-17', u'text': u"I will skip the spoilers.\nThis game is STILL awesome. It's also ridiculously difficult to finish unless you are really good at multitasking and don't wear down when you have a lot of stuff to deal with at once (not to mention the game mechanics themselves).\nIt runs flawlessly through a DOS-wedge which is amazing for a game from 1993.\nIt takes UFO: Enemy Unknown, kicks it up several notches and place some of the strategy/action in the oceans. To be successful you need to create bases where you can do research on the enemy, weapons, armour etc. including new vehicle designs with tech taken from the enemy, researched and redeveloped into X-COM-gear.\nSince the early X-COM games (including this one) are nearly free, the first three are the real thing.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Biblin', u'hours': 70.7, u'products': 576, u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-04-06', u'text': u'UFO: Enemy Unknown but more polished, better AI, harder and much more atmospheric. The only let down is the final mission which pales in comparison to the first game.\nThis is the defining XCOM experience.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Kywalker', u'text': u"The most difficult game in existence. It took the gameplay of the original Enemy Unknown and cranked up the difficulty to 11.\n1. Extemely difficult enemies appear when you are just into the Gauss phase (Lobstermen).\n2. Alien PSI \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665te. Really. \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665te. PSI. Sorry, sorry: MC, not PSI. Same \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665te.\n3. Tentaculats. Try to find those $*&^*#&$^%)(@#$*^ers hiding in a remote corner of a massive alien base.\n4. Oh yes, MASSIVE ALIEN BASES. Don't go in without a flame thrower-eqivalent. The cabability of wiping out whole rooms with one projectile is a must. Pack a dozen of those.\n5. Two-part ship terror attacks. I found the ships to be very enjoyable. But VERY long. Oh, so long. Trying to find the last alien hiding in a remote corner (or in a crate that is unnaccessible except for a decently lobbed grenade) is akin to finding that last bloody tentaculat.\nNon-massochists need not apply. Perfect for Dwarf Fortress players though. Losing is a bread and butter of this game.", u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-04-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'user_id': u'76561197993049643', u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 136, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'ama4deus', u'text': u'9/10 Love it :)', u'hours': 78.4, u'date': u'2017-06-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198107779419', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 22, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'XxMEMELORDxX', u'text': u"The only Final Fantasy XIII game i've completed to the end.\nThe combat is alright despite the hate towards it in the thirteenth series with the main problem being how linear the game is with how much Square Enix invests into Final Fantasy.\nThis is probably the best entry out of the three the Final Fantasy XIII games.\n*I had no crashes, errors or issues running this game*", u'hours': 30.8, u'date': u'2017-06-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 161, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'discoishere', u'text': u'i have 1.4 hours on this game and i will never touch it again because it is bad', u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2017-06-11', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 60, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'ethan02155', u'text': u'it wont allow me to play', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198449047360', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 2, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Woah?', u'hours': 5.8, u'products': 49, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'text': u'this STILL hounts my dreams.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'the_fist', u'text': u'10/10 dark souls sim', u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198298917243', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 40, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'carmbarber', u'text': u'I just finished Costume Quest 1 and was excited to play #2. It took me quite some time to get things set where my computer would play the game. I had to make my resolution very low and remove shadows, etc. to get it to run. I still can barely use my mouse to move the cursor at menus :(  I am having a lot of trouble in combat with the lag from my keyboard but think I can eventually learn to work with it. I also was glad I had someone that had already played it some to tell me how to enable my arrow keys for moving. (It\'s in the key section of the menu - not the control part).\n\nI do miss being able to press the <shift> key and not watch the cut scenes going into battle - the videos are fun the first time but when you have to fight someone multiple times since you keep getting defeated, it gets tedious\nIn spite of the difficulties, I am still excited to play it and think it will be fun. I pre-purchased it so hope I find out where/how to get the free extra costumes. So, I will give it a "thumbs up" because it will be fun, but wish I could give a "thumbs down" for how it runs on my computer. I have a fairly new Windows 8 machine with plenty of memory that has no other issues.', u'hours': 245.9, u'date': u'2014-10-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198079705823', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 287, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'WeatheredSchlong', u'hours': 9.4, u'products': 170, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2014-10-18', u'text': u'Bottom line: Not as good as the first in terms of battle stamp usage and constant heart healing as well as a few minor bugs here and there (during exploration I got stuck in part of the Bayou woods my character somehow pushed into and had to reset), but definitely a worthy play through if you were a fan of the 1st.  Still the best Halloween centered game series (if not the only) around!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'Frostforged', u'text': u'I am enjoying this game just like the first one but, I am facing the same issues that the first game had bugs.  I completed the quest to get money for fixing the boat and now it keeps saying that i need 50 bucks even though i already have it.  I would recommend this game but, they need to fix the bugs.', u'hours': 8.8, u'date': u'2014-10-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198007154038', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 131, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'GG Allin', u'text': u'russia is so big it has an orbit 10/10', u'hours': 6.5, u'date': u'2016-08-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198168875890', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 407, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Azeri_Tea', u'hours': 1.6, u'products': 83, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-08-18', u'text': u'Extraterrestrial\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'String', u'text': u'a great game with the dankest of memes', u'hours': 8.6, u'date': u'2016-08-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 248, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Cortez', u'text': u'nope', u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2017-07-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 316, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'D Chick PR', u'hours': 4.4, u'products': 536, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-07-16', u'text': u'The best bad RE game ever, better play operation recoon city than this\nReview :\nspin off from resident evil series , but hey this DNA collector, not a game\nPros  :\n+ Resident Evil\n+ acceptable graphic ( if release mobile version)\n+ free ( from bundle)\n+ fill my library\n(+8)\nCons :\n- sample obtained ,sample obtained ,sample obtained , sample obtained, sample obtained, sample obtained,sample obtained,sample obtained ,sample obtained ,sample obtained , sample obtained, sample obtained, sample obtained,sample obtained,sample obtained ,sample obtained ,sample obtained , sample obtained, sample obtained, sample obtained,sample obtained,sample obtained ,sample obtained ,sample obtained , sample obtained, sample obtained, sample obtained,sample obtained\n- some map,  1 mission\n- press online, then wait until someone join (approx 1 year)\n- Broken arm\n- almost all\n(-5)\nmy point : (+8) and (-5)  =  -0/10\n**(play non-steam before)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'Sky', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 772, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-07-16', u'text': u'Repetitive "campaign" missions (I say campaign but it really is just a bunch of DNA Hunter missions that are the same thing over and over with no change whatsoever)\nThe game does look very good and the mechanics are actually pretty nice (Shooting through doors while opening, climbing walls to get places faster)\nI haven\'t personally experienced any bugs so I can\'t say for sure whether this game has any or not\nOverall it is a really bad Resident Evil game but I got it for $1 along with DMC and Strider so I\'m happy with what I got.\nPick it up if you want a mindless cover shooter Gears of War clone to just pass the time.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'Redrusty66', u'hours': 4.9, u'products': 1293, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2015-10-27', u'text': u'This is not a terrible game but very simple and not a lot of work, one of those curned out things. least they took time to add cards so +', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Ash0011', u'hours': 2.8, u'products': 303, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2015-10-26', u'text': u"well then two minutes into the game, I didn't even know how to equip my items or walk and I managed to dupe my dagger... cannot figure out how, but so far this game has been great!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'MiTCHZJE \u2694', u'hours': 3.0, u'products': 177, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-10-22', u'text': u'Swaglord approves. :^]', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'nel', u'hours': 5.1, u'products': 661, u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-07-07', u'text': u"This game's price is lowered by the update\nand the more difficult level was added.\nI think they are great developers.\n*The following text is an old review*\nI played for 35 hours by\nat 3 dollars.\nI played for 110 hours by\nat 5 dollars.\nI played for 5 hours by Unpossible at 10 dollars.\nAnd I have lost interest in this game...\nI like this game's concept, but it has very few stages.\nI want about 5 more high difficulty level stages.\n\u7c21\u5358\u3067\u5168\u30b9\u30c6\u30fc\u30b8\u4e00\u65e5\u3067\u30af\u30ea\u30a2\u51fa\u6765\u3066\u3057\u307e\u3046\u3002\u5168\u7136unpossible\u3058\u3083\u306a\u3044\n\u723d\u5feb\u611f\u306f\u3042\u308b\u304c\u30dc\u30ea\u30e5\u30fc\u30e0\u304c\u3042\u307e\u308a\u306b\u5c11\u306a\u304f10\u30c9\u30eb\u306e\u4fa1\u5024\u306f\u306a\u3044\n\u5b9f\u7e3e\u306b\u95a2\u3057\u3066\u306f\u3001\u65e5\u66ff\u308f\u308a\u30b9\u30c6\u30fc\u30b8\uff08\u969c\u5bb3\u7269\u306e\u30d1\u30bf\u30fc\u30f3\u304c1\u65e5\u56fa\u5b9a\u306e\u30b9\u30c6\u30fc\u30b8\uff09\u3092\n30\u65e5\u9593\u30af\u30ea\u30a2\u3057\u308d\u3068\u304b\u3044\u3046\u304f\u3063\u305d\u3084\u308a\u304c\u3044\u304c\u306a\u304f\u9000\u5c48\u306a\u5b9f\u7e3e\u304c\u3042\u308b\n\u30e9\u30f3\u30ad\u30f3\u30b0\u3067\u7af6\u3046\u306b\u3057\u3066\u3082Velocibox\u304bHexagon\u306e\u65b9\u304c\u697d\u3057\u3044\u3068\u601d\u3046\n\u3068\u601d\u3063\u3066\u305f\u3089\u30a2\u30c3\u30d7\u30c7\u30fc\u30c8\u3067\u5024\u6bb5\u304c\u4e0b\u304c\u3063\u3066\u96e3\u3057\u3044\u30ec\u30d9\u30eb\u3082\u8ffd\u52a0\u3055\u308c\u305f\n\u3053\u308c\u306f\u304a\u3059\u3059\u3081\u3059\u308b\u3057\u304b\u306a\u3044", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Dr.LongBoi', u'hours': 1.4, u'products': 41, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2012-08-04', u'text': u'i like this game. it reminds me of this game. its kind of like this game. i really like this game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'BenMin0', u'text': u"It is a good game, and is well worth purchasiny, it is great because you can run it on pretty much any pc as it isn't very demanding. And although the graphics are not up to modern standards, they are still pretty awesome!\nI wouldn't  go so far as to call this game a masterpiece though.\nBuy this game, then you can judge it for yourself!\nTrust me, ypu won't regret it.\nAlso this game usually gpes on sale during the sales, so you can get it for about \xa34!", u'hours': 12.4, u'date': u'2017-11-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198273645312', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 35, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'Andrew7012', u'hours': 10.7, u'products': 75, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-01', u'text': u'Although you don\'t get that much playtime out of this game, it\'s a damn good batman game. Like many critics, this game makes you feel as you are the bat himself. The only problem I had were some "parkour" sections where you have to stay out of a characters point of view while trying to move past the level. This kind of ruined the pacing of the game but overall it\'s just a small complaint to an otherwise great game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'Twouble', u'hours': 11.3, u'products': 160, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-01', u'text': u"Pretty fantastic game, good but not great story.\nProbably the best fighting mechanics I've seen in any game, thoroughly enjoyed the action scenes. Stealth can get a bit monotonous but there's plenty of ways to switch it up using unlockable abilities etc.\nWould highly recommend to fans of linear story games and fighting genre, even if you're not a fan of Batman it's still super fun.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'Seneschul', u'hours': 2.9, u'products': 2243, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-07-02', u'text': u"Artsy. Pretty. Nice mechanics, and very well executed.\nGame play was smooth.\nI don't like puzzlers.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'cc_citrius', u'text': u'Esher space shoulb be more fun than this', u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2016-06-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198284189382', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 150, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'\u2605 Sir Masl', u'hours': 6.7, u'products': 166, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-06-30', u'text': u'Really interesting and challenging puzzle game that requires a lot of thinking. Recommended to all riddle-enthusiasts.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'Bbreadworth', u'hours': 18.2, u'products': 41, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-14', u'text': u'takes a bit of getting used to. if you know a lot 3D animation, this app will be second nature.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'Ujox\u5b57', u'hours': 9.5, u'products': 74, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-14', u'text': u'Thats cool.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'RMan5000', u'text': u'When you wanted to see what you can do with this and then you\u2019re afk for 3 straight days', u'hours': 73.4, u'date': u'2017-11-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 21, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'The M.S', u'hours': 28.5, u'products': 35, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'best clicker there is\nsry cookie clicker you have been outmatched', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'OSRxButcher', u'hours': 172.7, u'products': 189, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'Great time waster while working on something or browsing the web.\nBonus: You can connect to the game on Android and Apple to continue progress while you are away from your computer.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Deveislove69', u'text': u'Easy', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198284144792', u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 6, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Stroup', u'text': u'Dont waste your money.   The game gets really boring after a few hours.  I beat the game and decided to give sandbox mode a try.  You never get more then 8-10 patients at a time.  The Doctors outnumber the Patients 2:1.   Theme hospital is much much better', u'hours': 10.4, u'date': u'2014-01-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198023128263', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 145, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Jezer', u'hours': 189.6, u'products': 119, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2014-01-10', u'text': u'okay im sorry with that stupid review i did with misspelling... i did not even it was 9 years old!\ni like this game i really do, BUT it copys a lot of things from theme hospital but in a 3D way.\nmost patients are copyed from theme hosptal... when i was 6 i did not know it was copyed from them hospital, I did not even know it was real! its not good graphics and it does not have good mechanics!\nyou should play theme hospital before you play this.. its better\ni give this 6 out of ten', u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Cre', u'hours': 17.3, u'products': 135, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2013-12-23', u'text': u"It's very underrated game. It has some bugs but lots of fun. If they would launch HT 2, I would not even think about  preorder.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Auxica', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 177, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-01-24', u'text': u"It's simple and rather relaxing to play. Very quick to pick up and progress your little pond. If there was a charge for this game I would not reccommned it, as it lacks depth (no pun intended. Well, maybe a little). But for being free it's a simple game that I enjoyed for a short time, though I doubt I will revist it or at least not for long. That all being said, I did enjoy the visuals and the artistic style, and I would not be against seeing more from this artist/developer.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'grayfist', u'text': u'I really like this game very fun to watch what happens with your actions !!!!!!!', u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2016-01-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198045450836', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 90, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Trtlman', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 128, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-01-21', u'text': u"Needs an auto mode on it so you don't need to create new animals yourself. Other than that it is a nice peaceful experience. I won't call it a game, a game has a start, an objective, a point to it. This, you just create fish and watch then eat each other. You need to keep the ecosystem in balance with what animals you introduce. It can be challenging to keep the ecosystem in check, which is where the auto mode would come in handy for those who just want to watch.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'adamd513', u'text': u'wth is this garbage', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2015-09-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198056845444', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 194, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'ayalpboon', u'text': u'Basically a matching 3  puzzle game with a little strategy, and in addition to colors, there are different units you can match for different effects. Tutorials are easy to understand. game starts off easy and as the game progress the puzzles gets harder.', u'hours': 21.3, u'date': u'2015-09-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198071764270', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 99, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Chillax', u'hours': 15.1, u'products': 27, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-09-23', u'text': u'"Do you recommend this game?"\nYes!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'The Epic Whale', u'text': u"Still a nice game to play.\nThe AI is \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665, but what really ticks me off is the crazy amount of players who just seems to throw around cards at people. I can't believe how many times people send me to jail while i am at 3rd or even 4th place. I wonder what their faces look like when they end up losing because of bad moves like that.\nIf you buy this game, be prepared to face off against a lot of people who don't seem to get boardgames or how you win them", u'hours': 98.7, u'date': u'2017-04-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197961335132', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 159, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'go_oh', u'hours': 17.3, u'products': 103, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-04-14', u'text': u"Nice boardgame with good complexity that suffers from a too big element of chance and sabotage. It's very hard to do mid- or long-term planning in this game. That's because the AI will either manage to send you to jail before you reach a location. Or it will reduce your credits so that you cannot play the cards you wanted to play. So you are mostly seizing opportunities as they arise. While I like the mischievious gameplay in general, I feel it makes the game longer than it needs to be more than often. While I'll give the game a recommendation, it's not a strong one. But it's okay to idle away a few hours ever now and then.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Elijah Wood "4hos"', u'text': u'Just \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing awesome!!!!!', u'hours': 326.2, u'date': u'2017-04-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197971216455', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 49, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'DjBlaklite', u'text': u'MY CRUBA!!', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2015-09-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198154605312', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 115, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'Jobobn', u'text': u"An enjoyable, old-school game with a minimalist aesthetic. Anyone who grew up with Dos-era games will likely appreciate the style and unforgiving gameplay.\nPros:\nMinimalist look\nChallenging\nFun\nCons:\nSome puzzles are very counter-intuitive and require a ton of trial & error.\nUses checkpoints, which can make for a lot of redundant gameplay at difficult parts.\nPretty short\u2014I'd highly recommend getting it on sale.\nOverall: Worth the buy. Honestly wish I'd have played it 24 years ago, it would have been a formative experience.", u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2015-09-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197964084966', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 226, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'fjk1138', u'text': u"One of the best adventure games ever made.  Some of the puzzle require split second timing, but it's still a neat adventure overall.", u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2015-09-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197970482328', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 299, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'Lord of Rice', u'text': u'Crayon Physics isn\'t a BAD game, it\'s just not one that I can really recommend. The pricipal mechanic (drawing objects that help a ball get from Point A to Point B) is novel at first, but quickly grows repetitive.\nYou\'d think a game like this would reward creativity, but it\'s really just a victim of its own flexibility. Instead of coming up with clever or elegant solutions, you\'re heavily incentivized to draw crude, formless objects that fling or nudge the ball in the right direction until you eventually do something that achieves your goal. The game gets difficult at times, but you never feel like you\'re being forced to think much; it\'s just that moving the ball from one place to another is so unwieldy that it\'s hard to implement a real solution. In fact, I\'m pretty sure that even the creator didn\'t have elgant solutions in mind for some of these puzzles. Every once in a while you\'ll do something neat that feels rewarding, but it\'s a very rare occurrence.\nWeirdly, the game actually feels like it\'s a little too long. You\'re introduced to a couple of new mechanics along the way, but by the end of the game all of the puzzles start to feel the same. There\'s actually really not much you can do with the engine, so it\'s not long before the game gets stale. In the end, it doesn\'t feel much like a physics sandbox at all. I finished the game, but I didn\'t want to; I\'m just a completionist.\nIf this game were $5, then yeah it might be worth picking up for a plane ride or to play with your kids. In fact this game probably gets a bit more fun if multiple people are "playing" it together at once, huddled around the screen. But at $20, I really can\'t recommend this at all.', u'hours': 5.4, u'date': u'2015-07-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197993495779', u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 445, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'FinnCowbell', u'text': u'Drew a\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665on the level map, instantly crashed game.\n10/10', u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2015-07-08', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 14, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 163, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'PaulP', u'text': u"I'm not even ashamed to say I like this game.", u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2015-07-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 658, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Oh Honey', u'text': u'I am jasmine masters and i have something to say... I kind of like it There i said it', u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198216529531', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 1, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'The Crusader Of Succ', u'text': u"The game is really good, but what tainted me and rubbed me so wrong is the mammoth coints, in order to get skins you have to use mammoth coins. Mammoth coints are exclusive to buying them and are so damn overpriced, it's not ike it would make a big problem but some characters naturally look like\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665and the skins look good. Even with Battlefront 2 you could get the stuff by playing the game for a long itme, with this you either shed money or dont get any skins.", u'hours': 6.2, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 27, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'XxScorpion_GamerXx', u'text': u'very nice game\nand free XD', u'hours': 4.6, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197980206809', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 7, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Nexiu', u'text': u'A very difficult game that was frustrating almost as much as it was fun.', u'hours': 3.1, u'date': u'2016-04-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 592, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'[AP] Will', u'hours': 1.7, u'products': 1378, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-04-19', u'text': u"Normality is an exciting point-and-click adventure game about a fat ginger kid who is locked in an apartment all day and literally forced by an even more obese angry man to binge-watch TV as part of some sick act of voyeurism.\nAlso, there's a shark on a harpoon embedded into your bath. Rip out the harpoon and the resulting hole in your bath has some sort of horrific stench of decay spewing out of it. Needless to say it's a very fascinating game that I totally didn't win in a giveaway and leave running solely for Steam cards.\nBuy it now!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Yella | \u028d\u03b9h\u03b1\u03b5l\u03b1 \u1d5b\u1d38\u1d9c', u'hours': 3.7, u'products': 2193, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-04-17', u'text': u'Normality is a game that I recommend because:\n- is a method to banish boredom\n- it has trading cards\n- it has action & adventure\nEnjoy!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'mphillipsx2', u'text': u"Meh. That's the feeling that Inquisitor leaves me with.", u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2014-12-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198055668540', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 270, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Raziel01', u'text': u'Lawbreakers is a throwback to the glory days of arena shooters but with enough tinkering to look appealing in the new age. However, the game\u2019s fresh take on a once popular subgenre hasn\u2019t managed to find its audience. The reasons for LawBreakers\u2019 commercial failure are many. An oversatured FPS market has led many games to ruin as the genre\u2019s giants leave room only for particularly niche titles. And while one can argue that LawBreakers is a niche title itself, the underwhelming marketing campaign failed to set it apart from games like Overwatch. Ultimately, these problems lead to a slow start which rapidly lowered the playerbase keeping potential customers away from the game out of fear.\nI\u2019m not sure if LawBreakers can be saved at this point in time, but I don\u2019t regret the many hours I\u2019ve spent with it. I hope Boss Key Productions find a way to revitalize the game and bring more players to it because LawBreakers deserves a much higher playerbase.\n(This article is based on a press copy of the game provided by the developer.)\nPros:\n+ Frenetic skill based gameplay\n+ Unique and fun to play classes\n+ Solid map design\n+ A few innovative mechanics\n+ Good netcode\n+ Cheap price\n+ Free content\nCons:\n- The incompatibility between the gameplay and objective based modes\n- The artistic direction is uninspired at times\n- No ranked matches at launch\n- Low playerbase\n- Loot boxes\nRead the full review at:', u'hours': 35.8, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 6, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 496, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'ViScachA', u'text': u"My only experience of the game was in closed beta so I can't say for sure that it's still accurate but I'll still give my opinion on it.\nThis game had a lot of potential but was instantly killed off by the developers. The gameplay felt a bit too clunky for me, which wasn't helped by me being forced to run the game on minimum settings if I wanted 1920x1080 resolution and around 60 fps with the occasional dip into the fifties.\nI would be fine with this, if it wasn't for the fact that this was on my GTX 960, i5 6400, 16gb ram computer in a reflex-based arena shooter. The game basically runs worse than The Witcher 3 when it should run with 200+ fps on a computer like mine for me to be okay with it.\nOnce again, the controls also felt a bit clunky, largely due to every character having different levels of mobility and quite a slow base movement speed for what I had been expecting. This, coupled with the fact that there are better games for basically every aspect of this game (arena shooter: Quake Champions, hero shooter: Overwatch, other shooter: like, any of them) and a non-existing playerbase makes this a hard no from me.", u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 7, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 114, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'BIO(toxious)', u'text': u'I really love this game but theres only 28 players online world wide as I write this.\nF2P or die cliffy ...', u'hours': 8.2, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197984931769', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 432, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'Briosh', u'text': u"Ghost of a tale is not only an excelent example for the action-adventure-rpg genre, but also a great example of how early access should be!\nIf you are a fan of beautiful, clasic, 3d person stealh story-driven games with rpg elements and don't care about killing everything that moves, then definitely buy this game!\nAlso: The mouse is SOOO CUTE that it woke up the little girl inside me.", u'hours': 4.0, u'date': u'2016-09-15', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197984112542', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 312, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Lizzy Koopa - aka nikachu', u'text': u'I simply love this games genuine look and feel, its a interesting story that keeps you wanting to stay in this world for a lot longer.\nbut i will say this game currently has some flaws, one of witch is the massive need to optimize in order to make this game not drop on fps as drasticly as it does.\ni lowered it down to keep the nice looks about, but even then i was falling into a lot of glitchy moments with the camera and even frame locking seemed to not fix any of the issues.\nAs well The ai in this game is very dumb, as in at a certain point you dont even need to sneak away from the enemy, just simply run past them a few feet and jump into a barrel and you dont have a issue with escaping.\ngreat game, hope to see it grow even more.', u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2016-09-15', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197998239283', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 199, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'podfingers', u'hours': 30.2, u'products': 213, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-09-13', u'text': u"This is a great game despite being an Early Access game (at the time of writing).  The graphics are superb, the gameplay is immersive with a good balance of lore and it has NPC's with plenty of character.  There are also regular fixes and updates that would put most so called A list developers/publishers to shame, the devs certainly appear to be listening to the community. 10/10.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'MunSu', u'hours': 29.6, u'products': 234, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u'Amazing combination of stealth and action. Just play it the way you want.\nProps to the non-invasive and interesting story telling', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'lb2t99', u'text': u"This game is probably the first game that ever got me hyped to explore everything it offers (I haven't but soon hopefully). You can play however you want, the atmosphere is amazing, and the mechanics are varied enough that playing the same level a 6th time can be just as rewarding as the 1st time. The game awards creativity and really, that's all I want in a game.", u'hours': 13.8, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198354901323', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 101, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Moebius Teras', u'text': u'Good looking and interesting albeit short platformer. High replayability due to amount of gadgets and costumes that change the rules of the gameplay.', u'hours': 12.4, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198020718137', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 225, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'EvilOz', u'hours': 13.4, u'products': 39, u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-03-30', u'text': u'Good old times. for who is over 30 now , he will sure remember how to kill some aliens !', u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'SUPERNOVA', u'text': u'Probably one of the best yet most challenging games ive ever played. Masterpiece.', u'hours': 16.1, u'date': u'2017-03-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198366564684', u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 6, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'-GK- Markus Ramikin', u'text': u'Everything I said in my review of X-com: UFO Defense applies here.\n\nThis is still the same classic, terrific game.\nWhich only makes sense, since this game is almost a palette swap of the original. Well, maybe that\'s a bit harsh; there are of course some minor changes in gameplay, and some improvements in the interface and controls, there\'s a new story.\nI\'d say the graphics are nicer in this game - they seem clearer and more colorful.\nThe theme is different, too. It\'s less X-files now and more Lovecraftian horror.\nAnd let\'s not forget, a major spike in difficulty! So if you thought the original was hard, you\'re in for a new experience here. The original Ufo Defense came out with a bug that made all difficulty levels play like "Beginner", but nobody realized this for a while, and there were a lot of complaints about the game being "too easy". Eventually the bug was patched, but the developers were misled for a while, and as a side effect, Terror from the Deep ended up being even harder.\nThis comedy of errors gave us one of the most challenging and satisfying games I\'ve ever played.\nStraight up firefights won\'t get you far - you\'ll want dye grenades, explosives, scout-sniper tactics, everything you can do to desperately counter the edge in firepower, armor, and accuracy that the aliens have on you, at least at the start.\nAs gameplay improvements go, I was particularly grateful for the ability to open doors without having to actually walk through them (and get shot). But that functionality was added back to the original game by openxcom. Which brings me to the obligatory PSA...:\n<Public Service Announcement>: Make sure that you PLAY IT WITH OPENXCOM.\nOpenXCom is a free rebuild of the game that utilizes original game assets (so you still need to actually own this game). It fixes a bunch of bugs, and improves various interface inadequacies. It\'s still the same game, just polished more.\nIt also adds easy moddability, with some mods already added to the base installation but completely optional. So you can play completely vanilla, with an experience indistinguishable from the original game except for the absence of bugs - or you can play with a number of common sense improvements - or you can download mods that change and expand the game.\n</Public Service Announcement>\nKnowing Steam, the version you get from them is probably not even patched for the infamous research bugs. And you don\'t wanna play in Dosbox if you have a better option. So just get openxcom. Trust me, I\'m from the Internet.', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-03-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 35, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Quarter Queen', u'hours': 71.3, u'products': 150, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-06-11', u'text': u'+ One of the best JRPG\n- 30 FPS capped\n- Random crashes ( in loading, auto save, manual save, or even in battle)\nIf u want to play this game better buy the console version', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'schorianmenefee', u'text': u'no', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198357224753', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 4, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'ExHaseo', u'hours': 5.1, u'products': 194, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2014-10-16', u'text': u"Costume Quest 2 is by every definition of the word, a sequel.\nBefore playing this game you have to play the first game, and the DLC, Grubbin's on Ice. You will have no idea what's going on if you don't, as it starts directly after the end of Grubbin's on Ice.\nIt feels just like the first one too, in the best and worst way possible. It follows the same formula that the original game does, so it just feels more like more of the same. While that's not entirely a bad thing, it does make the game forgettable and it makes you feel like you've already done everything before.\nIf you enjoyed the first one, you'll likely enjoy this one too, but maybe not quite as much.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'Mechbunny.com', u'text': u"I bought this because it was supposed to run on Ubuntu - it doesn't. Just exits immediately. I tried it on Windows, and it's at best the kind of game you'd play on the toilet for 3 minutes at a time...", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-08-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 37, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'hihi1210', u'text': u'For 1 usd not bad.\nThe map texture and environment are great.\nZombies are good too.\nContent seems lacking if considering for paying the full price....', u'hours': 6.5, u'date': u'2017-07-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 2738, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'Costin', u'hours': 3.1, u'products': 98, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-10-11', u'text': u'bag pula in el joc am murit', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Nykss;', u'hours': 8.5, u'products': 13, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-01', u'text': u'Best game of Arkham series', u'early_access': False, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'thainen', u'hours': 5.5, u'products': 883, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-06-11', u'text': u'A short brain-teaser that feels more like a demo-version than a complete game. It consists of 30 levels, all with the same mechanic: a guy sleepwalks through a surreal, Rene Magritte-inspired dreamscape, going straight until he hits an obstacle, which makes him turn clockwise, or encounters a hazard, which wakes him up. You play as his alter-ego, carrying around apples (portable obstacle) and fish (portable bridge), helping him to reach his bed safely.\nOnce you get the trick, puzzles become trivial. Even the "nightmare mode", which requires you to collect keys before sending your sleepwalker to the bed, doesn\'t add much challenge. "Back to Bed" is one of these games that would earn a "sideways thumb" if Steam allowed it: somewhat fun, but nothing special to write home about, completely interchangeable with anything else in its genre.\nA mildly difficult, mildly enjoyable brain-teaser with a mildly pleasant visual style. It gives enough fun for its little price.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'bob ross', u'text': u'great source if you want to make 3d animations!!! and very easy to use.', u'hours': 2483.3, u'date': u'2017-11-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198323193927', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 12, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'Ivanoff Alex', u'hours': 290.9, u'products': 1253, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'text': u'It is the best clicker, I think it mine bitcoins inside :)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Lucky', u'text': u'Enjoyable game but not much of a challenge, you hardly get any patients in your hospital. Would like to see a mix of this and Theme Hospital.', u'hours': 6.6, u'date': u'2013-12-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198044942020', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 167, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Rawr', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 237, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-01-19', u'text': u'Calling it a "complex ecosystem" where there are "consequences which will have an impact on everything" is more than a little pretentious for what the game actually delivers.  The otter eats the fish?  You can immediately spawn more fish.  The whole lake dies?  You can immediately re-create it.  If this game had actually cost money, I would have been offended.  The fact that it is free is literally the only thing keeping me from giving it a horrible and scathing review.  If you need a clickable screen saver, this is nice.  If you want to play a game, look elsewhere.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Deadman Wonderland', u'hours': 2.6, u'products': 351, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-09-20', u'text': u"Game is cheap garbage. Linking does not work half the time but it always works for your PC opponent. Champions are always drawn for your opponent in the front row and you in the back row. Glad I played less than a dollar for this, but to be honest if I had the dollar at least I could use it as toilet paper. I can't say the same for this game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Apollonius333', u'hours': 1084.7, u'products': 48, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-04-08', u'text': u'I really enjoy this game, if u like card games and you enjoy games similar to monopoly, this is the perfect combination.\nAwesome stuff guys. TY : )', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'solios', u'hours': 2.1, u'products': 209, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-09-12', u'text': u"is a cinematic puzzle game with the mechanics of a platformer, requiring careful thought and fast reflexes in equal measure.  The remastering is sparse and tastefully done, and the updated visuals are just as inspiring as the original experience - the visual palette is a monument to minimalism, enticing the player's imagination to fill in the fine details in a way that few games have before or since.\nWhile this game will be of interest to anyone who's experienced the original release, its real value is to those wondering what cinematic gameplay was like before cut scenes, quick time events, pre-recorded dialogue, and lore took hold in the hearts and minds of game developers.\nis the gaming equivalent of an arthouse short film, and its style, pacing, and storyline place it in the company of the\nLiquid Television shorts.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'Jake5150', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 251, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-06-30', u'text': u"It's made for kids, but it's too hard for me. Something isn't right.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'P\u20acNNYWi$E#^', u'hours': 18.0, u'products': 30, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'text': u'Kokotina ako dvere, neregistruje hity. Nervy ako kokot.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Virgil', u'hours': 12.3, u'products': 56, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-04-11', u'text': u'1/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Syntack', u'hours': 25.1, u'products': 1256, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u"Easily one of my most anticpated games in a long while. As a long time fan of the skill-shot arena shooter genre, it was refreshing to see a modern take on the niche genre. Sadly, due to poor marketing efforts and the developer's decision to water down the mechanics to appeal to the more 'casual' user, they've seemed to abandon the core playerbase that flocked to the game to begin with. As it stands now, it is all but dead with long queue times, even during free to play weekends. Hopefully they can manage to pull something off to keep it alive and if you ever have the chance to play it for free and can find some people to play with, I highly suggest you try it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'Martin the Warrior', u'hours': 29.8, u'products': 52, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-09-12', u'text': u"This is by far the best single-player game I have ever played. I have never been so immersed in any game since I was a child and easily impressed. Some pros and cons seem appropreate.\nPros:\n-Immersive\n-Animations are the best I've ever seen\n-Furry <3\n-Great stealth mechanics\n-Good puzzles, but there's a con to them as well\n-Great graphics\n-Amazing lore, along with their style of delivering the lore\nCons:\n-Puzzles are sometimes really difficult to figure out. I've had to look up something twice so far. I'm a stoopers\n-A small bit of lag spikes on my potato-powered toaster, but that's just me\n-I'm having a bit of a hard time finding cons", u'early_access': True, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'bitznbobs', u'text': u"I only buy games when they're on discount, but this is the only game in my library that I would happily have paid full price for.", u'hours': 21.7, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198049477805', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 125, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'cstjohn11', u'text': u'One of the best games ever!', u'hours': 103.0, u'date': u'2017-02-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198068631389', u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 2, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Pessimistic Yen', u'text': u'"They come at night... mostly..."\n-Rebecca "Newt" Jordan', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-02-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198158794429', u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 117, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Adeptus Ineptus', u'text': u"It's a shame the game doesn't contain any tutorials/help for how to play, because it seems like it would be decent if I could figure it out without having to look it up online. **", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-01-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 643, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'punkspider1', u'text': u"One of the most legendary turn based strategy games ever.\nBought this on cd-rom back when it came out and my adolescent mind was hooked. Saving the world from the aliens isn't the most original idea, but back then it was pretty new to computer games. In this time we went under the sea... a lot of people, like myself, probably bought if for the nostalgia value, but I'd recommend this also the younger players to see how great gameplay and (back then) original ideas made a game addictive. The graphics and sound are of course from yesteryear, but the game experience itself and the story is great.\nNot like some of the later X-COM games that came that had nothing to do with turned based strategy and were just riding off the name. Pathetic I'd say.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-01-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198159413906', u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 116, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'rut420', u'hours': 9.7, u'products': 268, u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-12-26', u'text': u'Cool and Good.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'ForkedEntry', u'hours': 15.4, u'products': 202, u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-12-21', u'text': u"I played MANY hours on the Openxcom mod/remake, the review would ideally show around 100 hours.\nTFTD takes everything from UFO Defense and switches it up all over the place. Many people call the game an 'asset flip' because it looks and plays similarly to the first, but that is entirely false once you start digging into the game. The first aliens look like underwater Sectoids with flippers, but that's the only real similar alien between the two.\nThe rules of the game are turned on its head here, Gauss weaponry (which is the equivalent to Lasers in UFO) is a direct upgrade to harpoon technology, is absolutely\nagainst certain aliens. This game requires you to think on your feet and find some way to deal with these aliens as they are the most deadly. No more laser firing squads on aliens miles away - you have to innovate. Gone are the days of everyone carrying the same weapon type.\nThe only flaw I can find in the game besides all the game-breaking glitches (which are fixed in Openxcom *wink wink*) is the final mission. It's intended to be a test of endurance as you traverse a gigantic alien base, but its just so...boring.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Jebiwibiwabo', u'text': u"Redefining an already familiar genre, Mark of the ninja truly understands what it means to be a 'stealth' game, with rewarding players who try things differently along with being able to unlock secrets through exploration plus its genuisly crafted systems displaying the noise you are making, to the light of an area and or even guards vision, no other game does it as well as Mark of the ninja.", u'hours': 28.1, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198072635787', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 171, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Mohammad Hijazi', u'hours': 18.8, u'products': 112, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u"Genuinely one of the best stealth games i've ever played. the scope is ideal.\nThe game ends just as you get bored of it with the dlc changing it up a bit and the abilities allowing for varied playthroughs", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Yoshi', u'text': u'Great puzzle adventure game featuring the adventures of a little mouse.\nReminds me of the old Zelda 64 games, since it has so many interesting twists.\nAn AMAZING amount of detail went into making this game. For such a small devlopement team, it has great artistic detail and is very polished!', u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2016-09-12', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198016154143', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 321, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Dreejavu', u'hours': 6.9, u'products': 519, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-09-12', u'text': u'Ghost of a Tale is a real Early Access gem! Not only does this game look absolutely gorgeous, it also puts you in a very detailled world with so much stuff to discover. While the playable level is not really big per definition, there are so many quests you can solve, so many secrets to find! The dialogues are very witty and the puzzles, while not particularly hard, very enjoyable. And can we just talk about how freaking cute the mouse protagonist Tilo looks? This game deserves so much more attention!', u'early_access': True, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'A Lvl 26 Peasant', u'text': u'I became aware of this game after seeing Will Strife on Youtube play it. I only watched for five minutes before I exclaimed "I love it already" upon seeing a small mouse with his little hat running around a rat infested jail. And that\'s always a good sign. I closed the video after that to not spoil myself further. I wanted to experience it myself.\nThe game is a stealthy action game with RPG elements in it. You have food to raise your health after being hurt, tools like candles and sticks to help progress, and articles of clothing that you can find scattered across the world that improve your stats or help disguise you if you find a full set.\nYou can hide in the same barrels and chests you loot, providing safe places where you can save your game. This is a dynamic I really enjoy.\nThere\'s something special about Ghost of a Tale that really struck the right notes for me. I found myself getting immersed in my character and the world that slowly revealed itself around him. I was a small mouse, thrown in a jail that was guarded by patrolling rats that were twice the size of me. This helped cement the fact that I wouldn\'t be defending myself anytime soon. I was a tiny mouse, so the best thing I had was to hide and run away.\nAs I journeyed through the sewers and halls of the jail I slowly uncovered little factoids and lore about this fantasy world. A world of a rat based kingdom who were at war with the ferrets, a world with sea fairing frogs and all these words and items that don\'t exist in our world. All of this world building helps my personal experience significantly!\nHowever, like all early access games, Ghost of a Tale is not without its share of glitches. Mostly gameplay related, these glitches would usually prevent me from enjoying the game to its fullest potential.\nMy character would frequently become frozen in place, usually after reloading a save and exiting a hiding spot. This glitch could only be fixed by closing the game completely and reloading and this only pulled me out of the experience.\nSometimes the effects of clothing remain even when the item is removed. This usually happened after quickly dipping into my inventory screen, removing a hat, and quickly closing it. I often remained slowed because of the heavy armor I wasn\'t wearing anymore or had my screen darkened by a mask I was no longer wearing. This was easily fixed by a quick unequip/reequip, but its worth mentioning.\nMap markers had a habit of remaining on the screen even if I got the item it was directing me to. This worried me because now I was dead set and searching every nook and cranny, even inch of the area to make absolutely sure that I got the item it was point to. Compared to the map markers that disappeared like they were suppose to, the ones that remained happened about 35% of the time.\nTalking to NPCs continued to be a worrisome task for me. Sometimes the game would glitch out when I talked to other characters. I even had a character\'s dialogue screen remain on the screen, forcing me to quit the game. Anytime I selected an option in the dialogue tree that require me to scroll down a bit in the options, the game would remember the scrolling down and transmit that data to the next dialogue prompt, resulting in a worrisome blank screen with no options until I scrolled up. For most of it, it ran smooth enough and worked, but its very rough around the edges and could use a good working on.\nI finished the game in about five hours and I feel like I moved rather quickly through it. I was thirsty for a new area, I wanted to get out of this jail as soon as possible. I wanted to save my wife! I want to see more content and hope there\'s much much more to come!\nWhat worries me is that this game might become neglected like many early access games before it. I worry that the company will lose interest, take what money they earned and move on, leaving the game by the wayside. But I really REALLY don\'t want that to happen!\nIf you enjoy sneaking around in a world of anthropomorphic animals with a medieval theme, I would definitely recommend this game!', u'hours': 10.0, u'date': u'2016-09-11', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198064940441', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 68, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'n0space', u'hours': 43.9, u'products': 9, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u"Beautiful game with fast pace and unique dynamics, but player base is dead. It's just sad at this point; it had so much potential. #justanotherEvolve", u'early_access': False, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'aimbotylmz', u'text': u'I bought the game (5 sec)\nI downloaded game (30 munite)\nI waited at lobby and no one match found (15 munite)\nI uninstalled game (3 munite)\n48minutes and 5 seconds of my life was stolen from me by this game', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 157, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'TTvQuendal43', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 209, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u'Bou\u0131ght the game...\nDownloaded the game...\nQueed to play...\n15min Quee time...\nRefundud the game...', u'early_access': False, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'scorpiosaul47', u'text': u'The best of the best XCOm games in my opinion. Very friendly use and not a complicated game where you need a PHD to follow the game.', u'hours': 874.8, u'date': u'2016-12-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198074987860', u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 2, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Astrolite', u'text': u"TFTD is the best game ever, bar none. HIDDEN MOVEMENT. What's that? Oh, all your aquanauts are now dead.", u'hours': 72.9, u'date': u'2016-12-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 242, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'ragnadragon', u'hours': 6.2, u'products': 147, u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-11-29', u'text': u"Like the original, Terror from the Deep puts you into the shoes of the commander tasked with defending Earth from the alien threat and terrorist attacks.  Aliens have become even more menacing, there are quite a few of new huge underwater maps to explore as well as dozens of ways for your poor operatives to die there horribly. Terror from the Deep's overall gameplay mechanics and base building are mostly the same as the original's and even to this day still offer an impressive amount of depth and control over your operatives and their actions on the battlefield.\nTftD does have some cons such as research tree bugs, sadly. Research tree bug is the most serious one and it's specifically worth reading about\n.\nAn old, but deep, atmospheric and complex strategy classic. If you haven't played X-Com classic games, you may want to start with the original as this game is significantly harder and more challengeing even on the easiest difficulty available.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'gordonfreeman01', u'hours': 9.8, u'products': 1834, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-04-10', u'text': u'Normality is a great little classic 3D adventure game that features a fairly cutting edge 3D engine for its time. You can actually move and look around freely with the mouse although the controls take some getting used to (e.g. press both left and right mouse buttons to enable free mouse look). Given its age (released in 1996) that is to be expected but how far ahead of its time it is in general even extends to an autosave feature - yes those were extremely unusual even after almost a decade after the release of this game! The animated textures and level of geometry detail is quite something and while there are sprites for many of the objects and people there are many 3D cutscenes peppered throughout the game.\nSo, enough about how retro cutting edge it was, the game itself has an interesting story, funny characters and conversations and mostly logical, if at times hair pulling puzzles due to having to find an object in another location to advance, The latter is softened a bit by a fast travel option available from the beginning of the game. The music is quite so-so in general but not really bad per se (we are talking 1996 DOS here). The length is fairly decent clocking in at around 10 hours and it comes with Steam trading cards too. The setting is quite interesting being somewhat a critique of consumer society wrapped in humour.\nWould I recommend this game? Of course!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Ikky', u'hours': 3.5, u'products': 1046, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-04-07', u'text': u'PRESS F9 TO SAVE THE GAME. PRESS F10 TO LOAD A GAME.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'STEVEN AGEVER', u'text': u'i dont like the gameplay and the graphic.', u'hours': 3.3, u'date': u'2016-04-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198094321628', u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 870, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'hashtagdedwalrus', u'hours': 8.7, u'products': 5, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'text': u'itz fun', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Yung Child $upport', u'hours': 118.7, u'products': 15, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'text': u'this game makes me wanna die', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'litl snek', u'text': u'I played this game for a little bit, and i enjoyed the mechanics and the look of things, so i decided to hop into some 2v2 to have fun with new people in this new community. i didnt enjoy this games online multiplayer AT ALL. i found myslef playing against far more experienced players, with a lot more pracitce than i had. it wasnt even remotely fair and i lost literally every single one of the 20 games i played. if im going to be playing a game for the first time i want there to be a balanced matchmaking system because playing against people with 500 hours on this sad excuse of a game is NOT fun, and NOT fair. i wouldnt recommend this game if you get angry easily, becuase constantly getting destroyed by people with far more experience than i have was enough for me to break my chair. thanks for nothing, i wouldnt recommend playing this game.', u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198431000736', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 3, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'mikeb454', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 71, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u'Just started this game but it is a fun game. Lots of stealth game plat.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Sp1Cy', u'hours': 7.1, u'products': 172, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u'Really great platformer. Smooth gameplay, good mechanics and scenery.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'PotaMan', u'hours': 4.8, u'products': 26, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u'Awesome!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Dr.Manhattan', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 280, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2015-06-22', u'text': u'Relaxing after workday, also playable for childrens.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Chum Bucket', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 121, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2015-06-10', u'text': u'Best\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665drawing simulator 2K15\n- 10/10 IGN', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'kylito186', u'text': u"Crayon Physics Deluxe isn't quite as good as it sounds. The art style is fantastic and brings you right back to your childhood. The earlier puzzles are fun and simple to solve. The later puzzles, however, can be frustrating. I feel like the creators should have done more to introduce the player to what they can do in Crayon Physics. They should have introduced the player to more skills that they can use, combine, and manipulate as they progress through the game. Some levels can be solved just about any way you want but others seem like they have a very specific way of being solved. Others almost seem like they were not play tested. Without having more structured rules on what you can and can't do in Crayon Physics, many of the puzzles are solved with repeated solutions, drawing jumbles of random shapes, or just blind luck. I solved many puzzles just by drawing circles or squiggles beneath the ball until it reached the goal (or caused the game to crash).\nAnother low point was the music. With such a simple and colorful game, I would expect instrumental renditions of the Sesame Street theme to serve as the soundtrack. Instead, the soundtrack is made up of somber, ambient music that makes you feel sad and sleepy instead of youthful, energized, and inspired.\nCrayon Physics Deluxe was a great idea but the execution just falls short. Pick it up only if you're really into physics-based puzzle games. But only buy it if it's on sale. It can be fun at times but not $20 of fun.", u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2015-05-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198041944840', u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 140, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'ThePCGamer', u'hours': 10.6, u'products': 598, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-09-10', u'text': u"This is how Early Access is meant to be done... yet again!\nGhost of a Tale is a game developed by SeithCG. It encorporates stealth with adventure and puzzles whilst in a RPG world, at first I wasn't entirely sure of what this game was or what the story behind it is, but this becomes clear very quickly and very strongly. The character designs are fantastic and have a really unique feel to them\nThe writing is fantastically (although still in Early Access) is well done and really compelling, this is one of the very few games that I actually wouldn't mind doing the side quests for, even though this game is still in Early Access, it certainly doesn't feel like an Early Access game (apart from the odd graphical or gameplay glitch but that's understandable)\nThe animations are incredible, things such as climbing and the way Tilo (the cute little mouse :3) interacts with small ledges and stairs as well as Tilo's movement feels fantastic, and looks realistic in the meantime being absolutely adorable as well. There is the few animation glitches here and there but I am sure that they will be ironed out in upcoming updates\nI am totally in love with the level of detail in the environments, the quality of textures on pretty much everything I've seen from Tilo's fur to the grains of barrels and such, it all looks really good and I can't wait to see a whole world come to life in this depth and style as the game develops further. And surprisingly enough, this was all made on the Unity engine! UNBELIEVABLE!?!\nGhost of a Tale in its current state is a must buy and there is already hours of content readily available to you even though it is in Early Access, I cannot wait to see what this game has to offer as it progresses down the development path and I hope it will become one of the greatest indie stealth RPG gamnes thus far!", u'early_access': True, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Oliphaunt', u'hours': 8.3, u'products': 49, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-09-08', u'text': u"Wow. What a game! I played this throughout the night and morning.\nI can't add much to this review that hasn't already been said before by others, but I'll break down some pros and cons.\nPros:\n- Looks incredible\n- Ambiance - Despite being a very cute, the jails and sewers were very off-putting (in a good way!). Chains rattling, the music, the lighting... It made me expect something bad to happen even in places I'd been through a few times. Kept me on my feet.\n- Interesting lore and world building - There has been a lot of effort in world building, and I really feel like a small mouse in a big world so far.\n- Witty and funny writing - I didn't expect the writing to be as funny as it is. Had quite a few laugh out loud moments.\n- Great characters - This goes along with the above point\n- Fun gameplay mechanics/puzzles - Utilizing the environment to reach keys and other objects was fun, and the stealth mechanics were good (albeit a bit buggy, more on that below). The jail really reminded me of the prison from Wind Waker (Except fun).\n- Level design - The areas remind me of Dark Souls. Very beautiful scenery, even in the dankest parts of the jail. There are plenty of shortcuts you can unlock through the game to help access past areas faster.\nCons (Mostly bugs):\n- Platforming - This may be just me, but I  found it very hard to perform some platforming jumps in the later area of the game to reach some of the side-quest items. Tilo seemed really stiff and never wanted to face in the exact direction I pointed him in. I'm sure these will be matted out in the final release.\n- Enemy AI - The enemies would sometimes bug out, they'd get alerted to me and stay still, or remain stuck for the rest of the game, etc. These should ironed out in the final release.\n- Sometimes my game wouldn't let me pick up an item on the ground unless I was looking at it at a very specific angle, especially on tables and keys knocked onto the floor from hooks.\n- Poorly optimized - This will improve with the final release I'm sure.\nAnd finally...\n- Left me wanting to play more! This game is fun! I can not wait for the rest of the game to be released, as well as more of the world.\nSeith and his team should really be proud of themselves. They're working on an incredible game that deserves recognition.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'[GG] Tastyrice', u'hours': 12.1, u'products': 706, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-09-07', u'text': u'I cannot reccomend this game enough. I played it straight through the end of the demo no stopping. There are still some bugs here and there, obvioulsy because it\'s still in early access. But the fact this IS an early access and you can get 10 hours out of the game if you try to finish all the quests is ridiculous.\nEvery character you meet has a well indepth story or personality. Even when you talk to the rats they have something interesting to say at different times. The night and day cycle really brings out a sense of world building. Nothing breaks the immersive feeling, besides the couple of bugs, but everything feels like it generally belongs in the world. One or two puzzles are very tricky, and you will learn to make sure to check every place you have been to comb over for finishing all of the quests.\nThe dialouge throughout the game has nothing but witty retorts or puns. It brings the feeling of immsersion even more to life. Also, all of the items you collect are used for something, not just "Oh hey. Cool. WTF am I going to use this for?". All of the clothing are fun to switch between and aids gameplay immensly.\n10/10 would reccomend to everyone + eagarly waiting for the full release!', u'early_access': True, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'kuburga', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 136, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2015-09-11', u'text': u'Worst game I have ever played yet.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'notjomama', u'text': u'Had this game before when it was called "Out of this World!"  Hoping this version is more stable than the Interplay version!', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2015-09-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197966648504', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 60, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'Baiku', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 300, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-09-07', u'text': u'Twenty-two years later I finally beat this game.\nInfluential game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'Sektor', u'hours': 1.6, u'products': 224, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-03-29', u'text': u'For a seasoned board game player, this random fest is no game. No choice matters, no plan can stand for more than a turn.\nIt is frustrating, way too long, and not even funny.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Fucking SoyBoy', u'text': u'absolutely wonderful game.\ngreat presentation.\ngreat theme.\nawesome gameplay.\nits niche and the most fun is obviously in multi, but even if you dont have friends to play with, its not a problem to find a game (atleast on european server)\na true gem.\nmust have for any board game fans', u'hours': 37.5, u'date': u'2017-03-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198005311850', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 588, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'neshavok', u'text': u"By far the most fun I've had with a steam game in a long time. It's the perfect mix of roleplay, turn based fun with cards on a board game. I love how creative this game is. Someone definitely put a lot of thought into every card and action. You won't regret buying this gem.", u'hours': 48.7, u'date': u'2017-03-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198133512012', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 314, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Jman', u'text': u'If you like games where it is all random luck on how unimaginably poorly the game will place your starting units and how god tier it will "randomly" place the enemies units you will love this game.', u'hours': 31.5, u'date': u'2015-09-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198023636562', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 82, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'DolgVlaPet', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 740, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2015-09-17', u'text': u"Maybe this game is a masterpiece and I am not worthy to actually appreciate it, but what I see is...\nIt's a casual turn-based game and you are playing it tetris-like style with HOMM units. Pretty much, that's it. I do not say thar the game is bad, because it is not. It's just I did not liked it, as I do prefer classic HOMM experience. I don't get it, sorry.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Cannon Fodder \u1d54\u1d25\u1d54', u'hours': 3.4, u'products': 351, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-09-14', u'text': u'The Casual genre is a farcry from what might and magic is, and this attempt was poorly executed. 30 min in and I was asking myself "WTF even is this?".', u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Ithaqua', u'text': u'Pro:\nFree\nLow system specs\nMulti-OS support\nVery Zen\nOK music\nCon:\nNot really much to this game as far as \u2026 gaming goes.\nOverall:\n5/10+1 free +1 audio +1 Zen -1 limited actual game play = 7/10\nA fun free casual game that\u2019s more like a fish tank sim than an actual click the button game. Seriously, it\u2019s free so download it and enjoy.', u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2016-01-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 2156, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Mr.Pool', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 149, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-01-16', u'text': u'WORST GAME I EVER PLAYED!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'itmejlee', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 1386, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-01-13', u'text': u'Noteable idea... unfortuantely underdeveloped. Too little information relayed for proper managment, and too much babysitting required to be entirely relaxing. Art style was lost on me. Overall the "game" is too simple (and unfulfilling), but it\'s free so no hard feelings.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Crazedanimal\u2122', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 1488, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2013-11-27', u'text': u"I can't stand the baby googoo noises the characters in the game make! Please make an option to turn the gibberish they spew off or down.  Other than that its not a horrible game.  Can't really recommend it tho.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Markiepoos', u'hours': 17.6, u'products': 318, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2013-07-20', u'text': u'Old time favourite!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'SlipSlot', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 2681, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2013-04-20', u'text': u"Not as bad as some people online say. NO it is not enough like Theme Hospital to satisfy hardcore Bullfrog fans but it is enough like it to enjoy! the Simish voices truly\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665me off and it was a huge mistake to have them in the game but the game is playable and is easily enjoyable. First person mode is a great idea and some of the humour isn't bad. The game is cheap and everyone loves Theme Hospital, give it a chance.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'mandorallen', u'text': u"Maybe the best clicker game I've played. I have 500+ hours and I still want to wait for 10 more minutes before I go to bed so that abilities' cooldown would wear off.", u'hours': 790.8, u'date': u'2017-11-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198156098002', u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 260, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Wacky-Cleric07', u'hours': 1.6, u'products': 276, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-21', u'text': u'pretty neat fps / clicker idle game where you shoot lil colorfull cubes to the death\nas usual in clicker idle games you get points update and repeat is really nice for being a light game\nyou can play on the background\ni would say this would be really badass with vn\nthen again is a clicker XD', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'OOF', u'text': u'My friends needs to stop playing this game help him pls.', u'hours': 2.8, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 35, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'CandyCleaver', u'hours': 78.4, u'products': 12, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-13', u'text': u"I've done animations in this and while I still prefer to work in maya, there's not a better software this cheap. It's industry worthy, and free.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'Dr.\xc4xis', u'text': u'How to weed. Lol. xD. Your mum GaY bRo.', u'hours': 32.1, u'date': u'2017-11-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 20, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'faliceu xd', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 19, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-13', u'text': u"Install. I wanted to be The Winglet. I can't because my skills are bad. Uninstall.\nMatheus \xe9 Folgado.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'Traxadel', u'hours': 4.9, u'products': 1150, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-06-10', u'text': u"I am a puzzle lover, but I hated this game. I assume because of it's sound, visuals and images, they look very disturbing. I'm afraid that I'm gonna have a bad dream tonight.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'GasMask', u'text': u'Trippy, scary, and make me sleepy with all the white noise and snoring sounds.', u'hours': 5.0, u'date': u'2016-06-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 3115, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'Astix', u'hours': 3.2, u'products': 356, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-06-04', u'text': u'A simple but entertaining game, however is quite short and not very replayable.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'CanK', u'text': u'Why this batheaded \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 just kill em all. Stupid game final verdict 9/11', u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2017-11-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 17, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'Atomic Pineapple', u'text': u'Love the game very thrilling for me my heart was pounding while fighting bane the secrets are hard to find tho but fun THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST STEALTH GAMES I HAVE EVER PLAYED love the soundtrack and this game is dirt cheap now would recommend play this game first then go on to arkham city and origins cause it isn\u2019t that good if you\u2019ve played the other games first\n9/10 love it \U0001f60a', u'hours': 35.1, u'date': u'2017-11-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198293265224', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 42, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'squibbfire', u'text': u'Rebirth of the comic book genre game is here!.  Include Every addition to the Arkham Asylum game is included.  Very good deal!', u'hours': 5.8, u'date': u'2017-11-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197972487501', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 118, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'gunmetal-pink', u'text': u'Single character tactical role-playing game makes for tedium. But the respawn not returning the enemies to the area removes any possible remaining tactics from the game.\nOh, and the controller support is sluggist.', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2015-09-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198036164392', u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 79, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'MGSparkle\xae', u'text': u"A pretty simple turn-based rpg, Very simple.\nYou'll start by choosing one of the five sets of attributes and the first realm, but if you complete the previous you'll unlock the next, for a total of 4 available realms.\nYou start moving around the map, get quests, explore other areas, fight monsters and complete the quests. Pretty few skills and thus pretty few mechanics if not normal attacks.\nSurely not worth to buy, since it has been free a while ago from the writing of this review, but surely nice to give it a casual try.", u'hours': 20.8, u'date': u'2015-09-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 396, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'KiraNkz', u'hours': 4.5, u'products': 566, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-09-24', u'text': u'nice game when you have nothing to do', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'vl Cor lv', u'text': u"It may not have much activity but despite the opinions given by some this game isn't bad. It's got achievements to strive for, competitive team play or free for all in 4 survivors plus mission team play in which you collect certain things to win the round. It requires unlocks for certain weapons and other things but that's expected as for bugs I haven't noticed any and there aren't a ton of maps but there are enough to keep it interesting. If you think you'd like it give it a try the more people who do the easier it is for a match to start. That being what I'm saying is don't let someone else's opinion of something effect something you'd like to try.", u'hours': 24.2, u'date': u'2017-07-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198170624245', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 9, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'Snail', u'text': u"It's as bad as everyone says.", u'hours': 5.1, u'date': u'2017-07-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 1277, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'coolRONz', u'text': u'fortunitely it came with a decent humblebundle, but ya it really is that bad, i cant imagine paying money for this garbage. better free games on my android phone, no joke.', u'hours': 7.1, u'date': u'2017-07-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 1622, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'Mechbunny.com', u'text': u"I bought this because it was supposed to run on Ubuntu - it doesn't. Just exits immediately. I tried it on Windows, and it's at best the kind of game you'd play on the toilet for 3 minutes at a time...", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-08-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 37, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Extra Clout', u'text': u'Pretty nice', u'hours': 4.3, u'date': u'2016-08-11', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 1, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 21, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Ironcookie', u'text': u'I like how each country is represented in a humorous way. The music is fun and entertaining. Overall Its a fun game to waste time :D', u'hours': 7.9, u'date': u'2016-08-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198034760199', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 15, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Scruff', u'text': u"TONIGHT, ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES, FIND OUT WHO GIVES A\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ABOUT LAWBREAKERS\nAPPARENTLY NOBODY GIVES A\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665SO \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 THAT GAME\nON AUGUST 7TH, BOSSKEY BROKE INTO MY STEAM ACCOUNT AND STOLE $29.99 FROM MY STEAM WALLET\nTHAT'S RIGHT, $29.99 FOR BULL\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665", u'hours': 8.0, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 120, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'Shadow', u'text': u"Well first i think this would be a great game to play but when i was able too when it was free for a while i couldnt find where i could be able to get in and play a game on there but i mostly just watched and readed the stuff for each character that you could play and that was it and this was probably when this game was still new on steam so yea and probably why there an't as many people on to play it is probably the price of the game cause wow its so expensive and since its now lowered a bit maybe some might have the money and probably still cant like me i dont have anything to buy it with and probably the only way is to ask my parents for theres but all of us who has bills or etc cant buy it cause we need to pay of bills and save so maybe if they lower it to maybe 9.99 it might get more people or even lower but thats probably why there ain't that many people and probably how the game style is at maybe", u'hours': 2.9, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 4, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 4, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'chompski', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 93, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u'Waste of time and money', u'early_access': False, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'Digoman', u'hours': 8.6, u'products': 1040, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2014-10-16', u'text': u'First of all, if you haven\'t played the original, go do that. It\'s a simple but charming game. The battle mechanics are very bare bones but it\'s art style and humor make it worth while.\nThis sequel is basically "more of the same", but it\'s a missing a little of the nice touches of the first. The battles have been tweaked a little, but are still very simple and basically still a matter of choosing the target and timing the QTEs. There are reusable cards for effects the special actions, but in-depth combat is not what this series is known for. While the gameplay maybe slightly improved, some of the other charming aspects don\'t resonate as well as in CQ1. It\'s hard to pinpoint exactly what is missing since it\'s on the subjective area, but in the end it didn\'t have the same impact on me.\nIt still is "nice enough" game, but not on par with the original.\n---\nIn the end, while Costume Quest 2 is a somewhat uninspired sequel with only a few tweaks, it\'s still enjoyable, but only for fans of the first one. It\'s a short game, but priced accordingly, and probably a good pick on sales.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'Forevermuffins', u'hours': 7.3, u'products': 470, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2014-10-15', u'text': u'Emphasis on "\n\' and "\n", not outstanding (like the original).\nIf you liked the first game, you will probably find this one good too...\nHaving played the first for the first time soon before playing Costume Quest 2, I can say that the first game had a lot more charm and better writing and attention to detail. The story seems less Halloween-centric even though it says it is, it loses some spirit trying to add scale. The sequel also relies on hints, tells, and story elements that are very dependent on the first game making it feel like it cant stand on its own.\nCostume Quest 2 feels like the DLC for Costume Quest 1 did, sorta tacked together in the same world but not as much heart or attention put in it, its the little things that seemed to be missed or stand out, unlike the original (I\'m not talking graphics persee)\nI truly feel something was lost, I chuckled or smiled a bit in Costume Quest 2, but I played Costume Quest not a week before, and I was smiling and laughing my butt off. It just felt drawn out after a while, and a great example of this, compared to the last fights of Costume Quest 1, which were awesome and funny and sorta epic, the last fight, heck most of the boss fights in 2 were sorta boring, leaving me pining for more.\nThat isn\'t to say Costume Quest 2 isn\'t good, they try to shake up the combat a bit and have different ways to power up your characters and it has many many many nods to the original game, almost to the point of head scratching at times. I think the game sorta took itself too seriously, even though it was also being ridiculous. Also, I can see they were trying to make the game "more rewarding through skill" but in so doing, they made the game dismally easy in the process.\nI have a feeling, and this is my opinion, that this game may have been DLC for the original, based on the content (aka, the excessive reuse) I witnessed.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'Volcel Wario', u'hours': 8.9, u'products': 692, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2014-10-15', u'text': u"If you enjoyed the first game, you know pretty much what to expect, the gameplay mechanics and the Trick or Treat quests are back. The story in this game is lovely, and a great delivery vehicle to the many comedic scenes in the game. If you like your games very silly, this is definitely for you! Costume Quest 2 never failed to bring a big ol' smile to my face.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'Fangs', u'text': u'If you enjoy suicide and or want to stop babies from killing themselves this game is for you, personally I think this game gets boring over time and there needs to be more things added to keep the amount of fun you can have.', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198254610692', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 12, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'True_Turtle_King', u'hours': 7.3, u'products': 32, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'text': u'great game that Makes you want to play more.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'\u2622$tewie\u2122', u'text': u'sadly cannot kill my baby in person. so this game is enjoyable and lets dreams come true', u'hours': 3.2, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 131, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'100% I \u4e00\u767e\u5398\u7c73', u'text': u'How do you make a sequel when you have no idea how to continue the story?\nTIME TRAVALINGGGGGG With MORE FAN SERVICE! and this GONNA GET MORE SELLS! RIGHT?\nNO! This sequel totally destroy the story entirely... the story just doesn\'t make any senses to me.\nStory:\n-bad... just fire the writer.\n-some of the prequel characters are just pointless in this game\nGameplay:\n-more or less the same thing as the first game\n-The "pokemon" monster catching system idea is fine but it just become pointless when you caught a few important mobs.\n-Tons of boring repetitive puzzle game that annoying.\n-Game Crash in the middle of fights for no reason, badly optimize for PC\nGraphic:\nsome of the cinematic that worth watching only on youtube for free. If you want to buy this game just because of the CG, take my advice... just watch the walkthough in youtube it going to saves your time coz it is not even worth buying.\nThis game just don\'t worth your time tbh.', u'hours': 70.6, u'date': u'2017-06-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198057066233', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 14, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'gamer7', u'text': u'I love this game but its constantly crashing every time it saves. i wish i had read the reviews before i bought this haha. oh wells', u'hours': 8.8, u'date': u'2017-06-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198124237994', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 12, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Voidstar', u'text': u"As far as I can tell this port simply isn't reliable: it crashed on me several times when it tried to auto-save or when I manually saved and when I followed the suggestions online to turn off Cloud save, it simply started to fail to save, and then proceeded to crash in combat.\nAs for the game itself: it could be the best JRPG ever designed, I simply haven't had the chance to find out.\nIf the developers cannot be bothered to make a stable product then they don't deserve our money. Avoid.", u'hours': 4.0, u'date': u'2017-06-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198016159410', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 200, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'MadRushn', u'text': u'An old classic that still holds up.\nThe remakes were good in their own right, but if you want to know true terror (also known as "last alien syndrome" - look no further!', u'hours': 11.8, u'date': u'2016-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197985119852', u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 225, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Spaw Morpheus', u'hours': 148.2, u'products': 283, u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-11-25', u'text': u'Have never seen another game so complete, so attached to details, this is indeed one of the best games i ever played.\nHad at least over 3,000 hours of experience, recently played a lot a year ago, and now days would still play more.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'TheGodFather', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 185, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2014-12-25', u'text': u'I don\u2019t know... Just did not do it for me. I was expecting something like divine divinity and got a big steaming turd pile instead.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'R15AMZ', u'text': u'really good. Story is literally the best reason to play this game.', u'hours': 5.5, u'date': u'2014-12-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198092314394', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 157, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'lorthar', u'text': u'Havent played an old scholl RPG for a long time. This one was reason i start playing and realy worths the try.', u'hours': 4.6, u'date': u'2014-12-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198033447667', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 174, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Encantador', u'hours': 36.2, u'products': 679, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2012-07-15', u'text': u'Excelent implementation of wonderful board game! Dice, cards and figures, great scenarios, lots of tactical decisions in this fast-paced war game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'cyka blyat', u'text': u'its fun and free', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2012-07-14', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 20, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'flashdim', u'hours': 4.2, u'products': 1452, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2012-07-14', u'text': u'Really fun. Quick to learn and quick to play.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Wrath192 \u2705', u'text': u'after reading the reviews and seeing some negative and some positive and watching gameplay. I decided to try it.\nI ABSOLUTLY LOVE IT! :D Throw some epic dubstep on and just rip through the game. Quite possibly the best 10 bucks ive spent in a while xD. I hope this game comes out with either DLC or updates (updates perfably :D) To change the color of the levels to like Red or Green or just a custom color option. I could see this game having a multiplayer aswell with like a 10 min timer and have like interlooping tracks with you and the other player and at the end of the 10 mins see who has the better time just for fun. I hope the devs read this and think about it! Id be one hell of a happy person. if this game had multiplayer id buy it for my friends and have a crap ton of fun. But as the game stands im still really happy with my purchase reguardless.', u'hours': 80.6, u'date': u'2015-07-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 98, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Veky', u'text': u"9,99\u20ac for the same content that is on the mobile version which is available for $2? And also, the problem with the randomization is still here in the PC version. It's fun and fast but frustrating when you encounter a wall you cannot avoid because of the randomization.\n+ mouse cursor is always visible while playing, but you can't even play with the mouse. The game was made in Unity....the code for removing the mouse cursor is only one line long. ( Cursor.visible = false; )", u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2015-07-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 6, u'user_id': u'76561198078589254', u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 199, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Maxximillion', u'text': u'Played it on Android, Even better on PC on 70" TV. Love the game, great time killer', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2015-07-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 2032, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'\u03bb\u0198s\u03a3l3D', u'text': u"I really don't know why did I played this game XD", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-07-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 19, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'RottenFlesh', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 167, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-07-02', u'text': u'asa', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Blue', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 117, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-07-02', u'text': u'I haven\'t played a lot, but after 20 (ish) minutes, I\'ve seen enough.\nOn the bright side, the low-poly environments are pretty and the music fits well with each scene. The general idea of the game seems to be cool and was enough to keep me wandering into "just one more room" for a while.\nHowever, the game itself lacks polish in both the writing and the gameplay. Movements and actions are clunky and annoying. Unfortunately, the writing is awkward, poorly phrased and doesn\'t add much to the experience.\nThe full game I might\'ve kept around for a rainy day, but if you haven\'t bought it yet I would recommend checking out something else.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Senpai-chan', u'text': u"it's Touhou. it's the best game ever! buy it! love it! fap to it!", u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198044329191', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 394, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'Anthic', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 91, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'text': u'I owe ZUN a lot more than $15 for all the fun touhou brought me', u'early_access': False, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'yanicc', u'text': u'Buy this game!!!', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198413414438', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 2, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u"Sippin'", u'hours': 96.9, u'products': 152, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u"Cheating or not you'll sooner or later get banned online. Also the mod holocaust T2 and Rockstart have done is unforgivable. The single player is amazing but too bad everything around it is absolute\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665", u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Yngus Bacon', u'hours': 197.1, u'products': 22, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'Mt bom', u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'nfreeman', u'hours': 18.1, u'products': 18, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'It is very fun to do heists but it needs a lot of work because there are people on gta online who hack', u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'QuetzVideo', u'text': u'It is an old game, but it is good!', u'hours': 3.3, u'date': u'2016-04-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198288664256', u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 74, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Saint Aaron', u'text': u"Normality is a very odd combination - an adventure game with a Doom-like engine. Sounds odd? Yeah it is. There are some minor issues with that presentation but I'll mention it when I'll go on...\nNormality is a Orwell served with a heavy rock/punk sauce. The titular normality is complete subjection to the ruling government, that means... yeah. No TV other than the boring NORMTV(TM)which runs normal (read: boring) programs for normal (read: boring) people, no rock music, normal books only (anything that isn't normal is of course either censored or disposed off). Hell you can't live in a NORM world eh? Take control of Kent - a young rebellious (or just wanting to have fun) chap and overthrow the boring government! That's pretty much the story of the game.\nAs for the actual substance - the game requires scanning the environment carefully (Not too careful though, thankfully it isn't a pixel hunt), pick up the puzzle pieces, use them, converse - the usual adventure game stuff. One thing though: the puzzles are HARD. Play on words, tongue in cheek humor or just sheer surrealism is the basis of this game. So watch the conversations! Throwing a spanner in the works might have to be taken literally.\nThe 3D interface works out... so-so. It's weird and the voodoo doll interface needs to get some using to. Buuuuuttttttttttt... it works.\nThat's pretty much the best summary: The game works - the dry and quirky humor, the weird control scheme and the revolutionist storyline all goes well together.\n5 stars and must get for any adventure game fan. If you're a new to the genre though, reconsider the purchase for it might leave you clutching your head for days, trying to solve a particularly hard puzzles.", u'hours': 9.8, u'date': u'2016-04-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198011965365', u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 1689, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Archidamis', u'text': u'A great classic game with a good story, good graphics, and good humor. XD\nThis game can sometimes be a bit challenging though if you dont know what your doing.', u'hours': 8.1, u'date': u'2016-04-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 99, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'merkos', u'text': u'makes you want to shoot yourself when you see a bunch of brain dead disabled kids mash one key for 8 minutes straight then proceed to\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665talk you in spanish since they dont want to add a dedicated mexican server cause they are too busy making their game complete garbage by adding\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665like dash who no one even asked for.', u'hours': 154.5, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198207389436', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 16, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'xX_ProNeps_Xx', u'hours': 47.3, u'products': 33, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'text': u"As a person who played a lot ofsmash, I wasn't going into this game with confidence. After playing for a while, I really started to like the game's mechanics. Every character is good in my mind, so many playstyles work in this game. I personally enjoy the fast rushdown playstyle, so I play characters with high speed. The only bad thing about this game is that you need to buy legends, but the free hero rotation kind of balances it out.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Kangz', u'hours': 8.4, u'products': 36, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'text': u'Like compitation and being a try hard? This game is for you (Before buying make sure you have a backup keyboard because some keys might get destroyed).', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Chenor', u'hours': 2.0, u'products': 43, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-04-02', u'text': u'I have been a huge fan of the "When They Cry" series (both Seagulls and Cicadas) for about three years short of a decade. I have, as most fans have, watched the series, read the manga and listened to the dramas...and I finally throw myself into the visual novels.N-Not because i was too cheap to buy them earlier or anything!\nThe updated sprites are wonderful! It\'s cool Rena\'s speech tick was included (as i\'ve seen too many fan translations omit it)\nThere is...ONE THING i do NOT forgive: the goddamn text boxes.\nYes, visual novel promotes the idea of imagery on a story. But visual novels have the power to immerse you into the story even more. A traditional text box would have allowed multiple sprite actions to happen during the text transition.\nBasically the sprite is set to change before or after a text box appears as a transition...meaning the displayed emotion goes along with what is said before or after the character is said to express it.\nIt kind of breaks it for me. A traditional text box would allow stacking actions, meaning rather than "chara:neutral > transition > chara:angry > text" you could have the character in a neutral state, and when you go to the next line of text, it simultaneously triggers the sprite changing along with the text.\nidk. maybe im just a baby.\nanyway 10/10 would let frederika bernkastel step on me', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'ZAHAR SEREBRYANUY PISTOLET', u'text': u'First ,this game I rate a 10 out of 10 ,feel free to buy! Next I will talk about it...\nThe story happens around the holiday Watanagase, where for 4 years in a row for every holiday find one brutally murdered man, and the second is missing.\n1983 (58th year of Showa era), in the village of Hinamizawa moved Keiichi Maebara. He quickly integrated into the friendly team of school club. But, suddenly, he begins to reveal the mystery that is full of not only the village itself, but almost every resident.\n4 years ago the Japanese government created a project for the construction of a dam near the village. But the village was in a zone of prospective flooding. All the villagers offered a reward in exchange for their departure.\nThree of the oldest and most respected families decided to leave the village, no one will, and founded a series of protest rallies. Almost the whole village was on the side of the three families. But there were opponents who were satisfied with a cash fee and they called for an exit from the village. At the head of the last movement were the parents of Satoko.\nSome time later, committed the murder of the superintendent. Police found a dismembered corpse. For four years, the killer was never found. Since then, every holiday Watanagashi one person missing and another is found dead.\n4 years later one of the mug must be subjected to the aggravation of the syndrome Hinamizawa and kills all the others. And at the very end at the altar dies, Furude Rick and history repeats itself.\nLocal God \u2014 Oyashiro-she appears as the protector of the village. For example, in the case of Renai, who left the village for a year, lost his mind because of the hallucinations and, armed with a bat, smashed all the Windows in her new school and beat several people. To punish the girl did not, but she soon returned to the village. Just the year before transfer Keiichi.\nIt is believed that the priestess of the temple of Furude (the title is passed from priestess to priestess) keeps people Syndrome Hinamizawa, until, while alive and resident is close to Ricky.\nAll the characters of the series are karmically linked. The theme of reincarnation and responsibility for what is happening reflects the mentality of the Japanese and allows us to understand their psychology different from the psychology of European mentality, formed a Christian culture. The portrayal of the characters is extremely simple, and the plot moves typical of a Thriller, but overall, it was a work that raises philosophical questions and color with deep psychology.', u'hours': 60.1, u'date': u'2017-04-01', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 191, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Michaelpalacio5', u'text': u"Give me back my carefree high school visual novel! Give it back! This isn't right! That was ours...\nOn a serious note, its pretty good. Don't expect a dating sim, you'll be sorely mistaken. Don't expect everything to be happy, you'll be surprised. And most importantly of all, have fun in the baseball club", u'hours': 3.2, u'date': u'2017-03-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198044332135', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 45, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'yakherder', u'text': u"Great work by the team at alternative software in greating a really immersive rugby game that has just the right balance of on-field and off-field gameplay.\nGreat things about the game:\n1. Recruiting your back-room staff is vital to success.\nGetting a top forwards and weights coach if you want to win the physical battle, get a top notch southern hemisphere backs and track coach to develop a creative backline.\n2. Investing in your facilities takes time, improves training, revenue but also increases overheads.\n3. The actual matchday gameplay is suprisingly addictive.  There are so many options, setting up the defensive and attacking styles depending on where you are on the pitch, or dictating each play.  Speed up or slow down the game and select kicking options.  Let your half-backs loose to take opportunities or have them focus on being playmakers.  Its not the same as an actual rugby game, but its a manager product and there isn't a decent rugby game out there - its just too complex to make a good one.\n4. Scouting building and selecting your squad is engrossing.  Where will you scout - young academy players who need to be trained up, experienced premiership or super rugby stars who break the bank, or will you build up from the colts or amateur lower leagues. Get better negotiators on staff to make key signings or just grow your own talent.\n5. Players get injured and worn out.  Its rugby!  The squad takes a real beating so you need to build strength and depth, assign doctors and physios and make the training schedule build fitness and stamina to compensate. Do you pick skills or fitness - you sometimes can't do both.\n6. Plenty of options to skip the details if you want to get on and play. Loads of settings to simplify the process if you want to just chunk through the league.\n7. Great community support in the forums and by the alternative software team.  Seems to be regular updates plus the community have created updates to the database via the Editor with names, club badges etc that can't be in the product because of licensing.\n8. Real licensed players and teams for the major leagues.\n9.  Salary caps make it much more realistic, managing your finances across the squad, staff, facilities means its not total fantasy with unlimited funds.\n10 Coaching international teams and the Lions/Barbarians is pretty awesome.\nThere are plenty of minor niggles - lower leagues don't have official kits, properly named stadia and photos for players, stadium all look the same, some in-match behaviours are a bit odd. But all in all very pleasantly surprised by how good this is and most of the issues I hope will be resolved as the updates keep coming from alternative.", u'hours': 56.8, u'date': u'2017-12-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198369332167', u'product_id': u'528640', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 3, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Totoradio', u'hours': 1.6, u'products': 138, u'product_id': u'528640', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-28', u'text': u'Crashes, clunky UI, the absolute opposite of intuitive', u'early_access': False, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'DigitsRPG', u'text': u'Was ignoring this game when I got it. But when I finally played it, I got hooked. This game is Amazing, a must play. Specially for fans of stealth games.', u'hours': 42.3, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198063969732', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 402, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Christmas Man', u'hours': 58.7, u'products': 384, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u'bess ninga game -10/1-01', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'theunknownsquid', u'text': u"its like assasins creed but much more chill and less intense but it also takes a lot more decisions than assasins creed.\nbasically it's like assassins creed but 2d and a bit different", u'hours': 4.4, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198110549565', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 32, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Gunny Cobb', u'text': u"Great game\nonly complaint is there seems to be a lack of tools in the game, there are pivot points... and that's it\nalso no mods sooooooo its not changeable\nother than that though very fun", u'hours': 2.6, u'date': u'2015-05-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198042769909', u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 365, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Gooderness', u'text': u"On some levels you can't draw a genitalia in the time allotted by the game. Which can be very frustrating, but the game is still very enjoyable.", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2015-05-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 7, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 685, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'FaLco \u262d', u'text': u'okay game just to kill some time.', u'hours': 4.6, u'date': u'2015-05-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197978311259', u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 81, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Azralynn', u'text': u'or watch it here:\nGhost of a Tale is an action RPG adventure, with a strong focus on stealth and exploration.\nYou play as a mouse named Tilo, in a world full of animals. You have been separated from your wife, and you must use your wits, and the help of others to make your way back to her.\nThe game has a heavy focus on exploration, and there are a lot of collectibles to find. Many of which will be required for different quests, but some others are optional. I especially like the different clothing items, and once you obtain the full set, you can disguise yourself to trick those around you.\nStealth makes up a large portion of the game as well. It\u2019s nice that there is a very clear indication of how close you are to being seen or heard, and to tell whether or not you\u2019re hidden. Stealthing around is enjoyable, but when you get found, you are still be able to escape and hide without too much difficulty. If you do happen to get hit by an enemy, there is plenty of food around to consume and heal back up.\nI have played about 4.5 hours so far, and I have completed nearly all of the available quests, and found almost all of the collectible items. The game is fairly polished, but as expected in early access, there are some bugs that still need to be addressed. Some bugs are very minor, but there were a couple bugs where I needed to reload a save or restart the game. I\u2019ve really enjoyed the game so far though, and I\u2019m definitely looking forward to the full release of the game. Admittedly, the content is a bit lacking for the full price right now, but Ghost of a Tale is off to a fantastic start. If you\u2019re interested in an adorable RPG adventure with stealth and exploration, and you\u2019re interested in supporting the game as it develops, this is  certainly a game worth checking out.\nIf you like my reviews, please feel free to join my Steam group, and follow my curations\nYou can also view this review on my website', u'hours': 5.5, u'date': u'2016-09-07', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 6, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 644, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'romanosdaniel', u'text': u'I really wanted to love this game and i have to say the graphics are certainly sumptuous with a fantastic premise.\nHowever the whole thing is let down by a control system that is (at least on the PC) totally unmanageable. It is almost impossible at times when you need to be precise and fast also to get done what you need.\nIf this was a game that didnt depend so much on hiding and running away that would be fine but really it makes things very frustrating when you know that no matter how well you execute the key strokes you wont always get results.\nThe camera panning is also pretty bad - if they at least had autopanning that worked that might be something\nOverall I cannot recommend this game and for a game that isnt finished it is also quite expensive relatively speaking.', u'hours': 135.6, u'date': u'2016-09-07', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198249111592', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 23, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'magriyou RAGEQUITER', u'hours': 16.6, u'products': 75, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-09-07', u'text': u'Buy it you will not reg"rat"', u'early_access': True, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'THC Meme', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 144, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2015-09-07', u'text': u'this game sucks waste of money', u'early_access': False, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'JiNiJa', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 814, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2015-09-07', u'text': u"it's so hard lol.. trial and error game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'Lexeboy', u'text': u'How to ruin my love of a game. This port is terrible!', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2015-09-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198006465142', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 109, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'Huge Black Cock', u'hours': 29.8, u'products': 106, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-03-26', u'text': u"Could be a fun game, but there's just too much randomness to have a proper strategy. And if other players decide to cooperate against you, then you're totally screwed. If you're looking for a balanced game, go look somewhere else.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'fogeZombie', u'text': u'This game is amazeballs. If you like boardgames at all you must add this to your Steam collection. It is incredibly well-polished and super-fun to play.', u'hours': 16.8, u'date': u'2017-03-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197976396075', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 631, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Mr Cursive', u'text': u'I do not leave reviews because in general I think most other players have got it covered.\nHowever!!! When a game disconnects you from a server while you are playing a tutorial something needs to be said.\nSo Ido not buy this game. I got lucky and was only in a few minutes in a tuturial.\nI could not imagine the rage some people get if they have played a long game.\nDo not buy. Single player fail!', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-03-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198085780604', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 49, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Asteria', u'hours': 34.4, u'products': 9, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2015-09-11', u'text': u"I absolutely love this game. I love challenging puzzle like games and this fits every criteria I look for. It's fun, it's challenging, it's a time killer if you're bored, it's fantastic!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'ctwmitch', u'text': u'Fun and good puzzle M&M game.\nActually, the game style is close to Japanese.\nNot so hard code as original series, but enjoyable!', u'hours': 42.8, u'date': u'2015-09-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198031283774', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 763, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Sugarcamp13', u'text': u"Surprisingly addictive, the strategy is rich yet simple enough to understand quickly. Later in the game you will need to know tactics beyond creating as many random attack formations as possible, as the enemys you fight throughout the campaign are quite diverse. Unless, you are like me and grind/level up to the point where you won't need tactics.\nThe game also does a great job of changing things up by switching the hero you play when starting a new chapter, keeping you out of your comfort zone at times but making the it less reptitive. You'll want to learn the strengths and weaknesses of the regular troops, special and super specials in order to be completely effective.\nOverall a good game for your buck, I'm only half-way throught the game and already racked up 25 hours, but much of that is my obsession with maxing out all of the levels. 10 dollars is a very reasonable price, but when this game goes on sale trpg fans should jump at it (stole this game for 3 bucks myself).", u'hours': 34.9, u'date': u'2015-08-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198146066829', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 158, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Bonsai Ghost', u'text': u'i guess its okay when youre already blazed but i thought it was gonna teach me\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665and help me set up my hydroponics stuff with the christmas money i got from my grandma dude but yeah if youre already blazing it its pretty chill and cool but doesnt teach u much on how to grow your own  2/5 couldve been more educational', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-01-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198121771885', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 42, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'shannae.darkehart', u'text': u'Cute, possibly good as a meditation practice thingy, but ultimately hampered by a lack of variety in creatures and the inability to really balance your ecosystem due to having to manually spawn everything - and under capped rates, to boot.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-01-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198025176931', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 27, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'kazerniel', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 788, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-01-04', u'text': u'Imho there isn\'t enough content in this to call it a game. (Got bored of it in about 3 minutes, even though I love "walking simulators" and such.)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Cal', u'hours': 8.1, u'products': 1041, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2012-07-14', u'text': u"If you're looking for Theme Hospital, keep on walking. This is a toned-down casual game version of it. It's faster, and much easier to follow. The sense of humour is similar but different, and there's a (rather poor) story there too. But at least they tried! I'd recommend this to tycoon games and casual gamers looking to expand their collections. :)", u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Emobomb', u'hours': 6.2, u'products': 246, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2012-05-17', u'text': u'Show de bola', u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Drty Dan', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 211, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2012-02-20', u'text': u'i hate you hospital tycoon', u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'oh shit its 2018', u'text': u'i want to hump it', u'hours': 6.1, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198246227600', u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 27, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'canyfmyh', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 60, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'text': u"If you Don't Know What to do\nfor sure , You Need To Enjoy This Game", u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Inspector M\xf3rbido', u'text': u'Nice game to play for a minute or two', u'hours': 3780.0, u'date': u'2017-11-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 6, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 760, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Vladey', u'text': u'i like making with weird porn with it.', u'hours': 21.0, u'date': u'2017-11-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 204, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'Retro | Out of Town', u'hours': 131.4, u'products': 137, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-13', u'text': u':D', u'early_access': False, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'T.A.C | General Tachenko', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 41, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-13', u'text': u'Yes, but for me it crashes all the time', u'early_access': False, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'Drunk Comrade', u'text': u'not bad, you can give it a try at the discounts.\n6/10', u'hours': 5.2, u'date': u'2016-06-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198082710216', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 191, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'PB_', u'hours': 2.5, u'products': 374, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-05-29', u'text': u"Quite short. The puzzles aren't partocularly difficult, but the art style is quite pleasing, and it's a good distraction. Only about two hours long though...", u'early_access': False, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'Unpageable', u'hours': 5.8, u'products': 1009, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-05-16', u'text': u'Originally a 6 week student production, Back to Bed is now a full-fledge commercial product released on both Steam and Android. This game involves a sleep walker named Bob that has a penchant for strolling off roofs along his dream guide Subob. The player must control the mutt and lead Bob safely back to bed by the use of strategically placed apples.\nThe biggest selling point of this game would be its presentation, a surrealistic dream world with a cartoonish ring attached. The art did a good job in setting the atmosphere, it was unique and refreshing from the usual fair. A shame that the graphics had nothing to write home about, but they are certainly a step up from what you\u2019d expect from a flash game. Similar things can be said about the music as well, since it was just ambient and quite most of the time.\nThe puzzles were mildly taxing with a good difficulty curve, I had little trouble during my play through of the 30 stages. Nightmare mode was understandably harder, but still a relatively simple ride if you\u2019re not a stranger to this genre. With unlimited tries and no penalties, it took me around 5 hours to complete this in earnest.\nWith the reasonably cheap price tag, I would recommend this as a short distraction, though you\u2019ll do much better if you buy this during a sale.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'Dayvo', u'hours': 14.6, u'products': 74, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-01', u'text': u'The best in its series and one of the best games of all time.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'Bench Rails', u'text': u"Great game! I would highly recommend that you pick up this title. It is the best Arkham game by far and is pretty much flawless. The story is awesome and everything flows well into each other. Also the scarecrow segments are phenomenal especially the last one. The issues are sometimes the countering is weird and the ending could've been better. Still would HIGHLY RECOMMEND.", u'hours': 9.8, u'date': u'2017-10-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198162634575', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 46, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'Georgy Zhukov @GamageR.com', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 322, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-10-31', u'text': u"This game is a \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing joke. No matter, that you have AMD GPU and CPU, you still need the newest version of NVIDIA Physx. It's not a big problem. But if you have AMD and you accidentaly turn off one of the soundbars the game will crash and generates a blue death... This game is the best way to throw a big \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing pile of money out of the window, and kill your PC, just because you \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing heretic use AMD. I can't recomend this pile of\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665game to anyone, please don't support them with your hard earned money. Sorry for my bad english.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'Snarc', u'hours': 3.9, u'products': 158, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2015-09-17', u'text': u'Six trading cards for free. 6/6', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Kulafu', u'text': u'Did not play it yet', u'hours': 5.4, u'date': u'2015-09-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198218195737', u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 192, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'\u272a Code', u'hours': 4.1, u'products': 981, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2015-09-10', u'text': u'Nice game to pass your time', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'@MeduMegu | Chat ke FB / LINE', u'text': u"Simple flash game about 2D RPG, nothing to be exaggerated about this game.\nIt too simple that you can get a free to play game that's better than this.", u'hours': 5.3, u'date': u'2015-09-10', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 6599, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'MR.LAPID \u2764', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 319, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-07-16', u'text': u'This IS BAD , REALLY BAD', u'early_access': False, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'Tim', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 714, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-07-15', u'text': u'Wow, this game is not only a terrible Resident Evil game, but is also a generally bad 3rd person cover shooter. Just feels clumsy and cheap.\nGot this as part of a Humble Bundle.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'Joker', u'text': u"Capcom should be ashamed of themselves for releasing this.\nWhy didn't I listen to AngryJoe.\nWell... Lesson learned.\nDon't waste your money like I did, Do not by this game.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-07-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198287241675', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 651, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'Angry Gamer Smash', u'text': u"I had the pleasure of playing this game for free but would have been happy to pay the small price for this awesomely addictive game!\nBased on the Countryball comic web series this game follows Polandball, a hard done by Countryball, picked on and bullied by the other Countryballs.  To show the other balls who's boss, he decides to build himself a spaceship to make it to the moon!\nUpgrade your ship for stability, power and to resist damage.  Collect money and fuel as you fly through the sky to show those other balls who's got the biggest...ego.\nA big game for a small price.", u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2016-08-02', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 124, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Pride', u'text': u'The only reason I gave this a negative review  is that see so much improvements that could have been done here.\nThe biggest flaw I see is the scalabilty in the game, it\'s no use to go higher and higher, more efficent to go slow and sideways in order to gain as much gold as possible, no rewards depending on height.\nAnd this makes it feel like the "fun" of the game is missing.\nEasy solution would be to give a chunk of gold depending on the height you reached, just need to make it scale with the upgrade tree cost, not that difficult.\nYou also have a perk and a space ship parts to upgrade from the start, makes it a bit confusing to know what you should go for, generally it\'s better to go for the spaceship as  the perks only increase in % in the stats.\nA better idea would be to have the perk tree locked untill the parts are done, increases game play and more fun to invest time in it.\nAlso the only power buff you can increase worth in from the perk tree is the gold, can\'t do it for the others.\nThere\'s also just 4 powerbuffs, makes every run more predicitable and incredable repetative. Easy solution here would be to have rare\'s that gives increase in gold,health,fuel etc. and to increase the worth of the powerbuffs depending on height.\nAfter a few runs it gets very boring, why limit it so much?\nTL:DR\nFeels like alpha stage\nVery bland\nDoesnt feel rewarding to keep playing.\nLove the rest though, graphic wise, the puns from the balls, those extra bits.\nGame creators should had focused more time on the engine and less on the details, maybe updates will come but doubt it will happen any time in recent future.', u'hours': 2.8, u'date': u'2016-07-31', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197990089402', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 95, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'XTChrisTX', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 434, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-07-30', u'text': u"On one hand, it's actually pretty fun, with surprisingly good graphics and music. On the other hand, the upgrade system is awkward, progression is slow and linear, and nothing says professional quite like a Unity Personal splash screen.\nIt's $3 and it's Polandball*. Go for it.\n*I'm not sure who, if anyone, owns the rights to this, so if you want this game I'd get it while you still can.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'>DLG-.', u'hours': 7.1, u'products': 121, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u"Saddest game death I've ever seen.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'Hbnumbertwo', u'hours': 15.2, u'products': 293, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u'Fantastic game that is seriously underplayed. High intensity, high speed, thrilling arena shooter.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'\u2623', u'hours': 15.1, u'products': 43, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u"'Even better than i expected' 9/10", u'early_access': False, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'Aura', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 122, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u"I love the idea of this game, and I honestly love the buildup. However the playerbase is too small and thus it takes ages to get in a match, which tbh isn't worth it. Sorry.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'AndresOnion', u'hours': 10.7, u'products': 780, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2014-10-14', u'text': u'I love RPGs. I love Halloween. I love this game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'PsychicWanderer', u'hours': 9.7, u'products': 107, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2014-10-14', u'text': u'Amazing game most people complain about no auto heal when you get out of battle and having to find a fountin but u dont and u can eat some of ur candy (25 pieces) for a full heal', u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'lyger500', u'text': u'I loved it like I loved the first.  Simple JRPG with great costumes and humour.  Candy Corn alone is almost worth the price of admission.  Hoping for a DLC.', u'hours': 12.5, u'date': u'2014-10-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197993676040', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 105, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'tomli123', u'hours': 1.6, u'products': 241, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'text': u"DON'T BUY THIS GAME,\nI know that this game may look good on vidoes and such but with friends you will maybe play 5 - 10 games then forget about it... there is no much content It really gets incridebly boring after a while...", u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Lazy Legs', u'text': u'.', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-11-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 142, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Mr. Underhill', u'text': u"I got this game as part of a Humble Bundle and was pleasantly surpised by how much fun it was. It had me and a friend laughing for several hours at least, anyway. Well worth a measly $5 (and you can probably pick it up on sale if you're that cheap...)", u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 590, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'LilMac', u'hours': 38.5, u'products': 4, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-06-10', u'text': u"Don't buy it, please, imo this is a really good game... on ps3 or xbox. On PC all it is is crash after crash.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Avradical', u'hours': 29.9, u'products': 317, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-06-05', u'text': u"I'm liking it so far. Gameplay is like 10-2 (which I really liked), looks nice and the soundtrack is generally good (from what I've heard so far). Story is alright.\nOnly cons are it's a bad port so the framerate is all over the place and that there's no audio settings at all so the music is so loud generally you can't hear people talk.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Nowa | Walk\xfcre', u'hours': 7.2, u'products': 1443, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-06-05', u'text': u"this game crashes every auto save or even when I try to use manual save. I'm not a patient player so that I cannot recommend this game though it was really a good game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'HAIL SATAN', u'text': u"TL:DR; game is TRASH.\nIm playing computer games since 1994. I'v played lots but loots of old school rpgs and this one is totally crap. First of all i have to say i dont want every isometric rpgs to be similar like ultima series or diablo 1-2 or baldur's gate, which are the decent games i love for whole of my life; but guys Inquisitor is a waste of time, atmosphere is okay but thats only significant pros that you can find about the game. So here is my opinion, do not buy this if you dont wanna feel like a potion addicted junky and just be sure about you can play way more better old school rpg's than that.\nSCORE; a point for dark atmosphere, another point for inquisitor made me to miss diablo 2 again and the last point for its easy to forget how mad you're about buying a game like this because its cheap.\n3/10", u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2014-12-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198049718840', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 613, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'"Captain" Hair', u'hours': 21.2, u'products': 82, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2014-12-06', u'text': u'Plenty of excellent written dialogue but the game is broken. it\'s not even mediocre. It\'s awful.\nOne of your first encounters is a spider. A very common enemy. After defeating my first spider, I noticed my character\'s health rapidly depleting - OH NO - I check my bags - chug a healing potion....but it\'s no good. The potion goes right out the hole in my stomach where the spider stung me. 80-90 seconds later I\'m *dead* Are you kidding me? I\'m dead in the first 3-4 minutes of gameplay? I check the internets for a cure to this spider venom, sure enough there is no cure. You have to learn a spell - but it\'s a level 2-3 tier spell which you can\'t get until much later in the game. And every cave you go into, heck even in random forests - you will encounter spiders.\nThe shops are so ridiculous I burst out laughing after I realized what I was dealing with. I am going to play out a scenario in the game for you:\nYou walk in to a thrift store and you are looking for a pair of headphones and you ask the shop owner if you have any - "Sorry we are all out" says the blue-shirted employee. You nod. And then ask him again. He again tells you he does not have headphones. Determined you ask him a third time. He replies "we have three in stock... But you don\'t have enough money". Unsatisfied with his selection you ask him again if he has headphones. He replies he has no headphones at all including the three he just showed you. You ask again, finally he reveals to you that he has a pair of used headphones and they are cheap give you a bonus to your health points if you wear it. You buy it. You ask him again out of curiousity to see if he\'s holding out on you - this time he has headphones that are not used and are slightly better than the ones you just paid for.\nThats right, every single time you check a shop keepers inventory it changes. You could potentially sit there for hours until you see the scroll, sword, shield, whatever you want appear. You don\'t have to walk out the door to check, you simply click to speak to speak to him again.\nSpeaking of headphones, don\'t wear them while playing this game. Music and sound effects are so bad your brain will explode. The startup screen song sounds like a 5-year-old playing on a keyboard. Afte  you start you get to keep listening to it over and over and over again. The bats, zombies, ghosts, spiders make painful squeals and grunts as you hit them. You will always hear them before you see them which is good because if there are spiders you\'ll be running for your life because if you get poisoned, your as good as dead. The only way you could sanely play this game is if you turned off the audio completely - too bad you need to hear for spiders. Seriously, if your freaked out by spiders this game won\'t help.\nThe monsters: 1/10\nWhere are all the demons? Witches? Why am I fighting orcs, zombies, ghosts, and SPIDERS (hate those things). I played the game for 20 hours, got nearly to the end of the first chapter and was completely unsatisified with the selection of enemies. How about a possessed man attacking me? Maybe imps? Witches?  IDK - this is the scariest you can think of? The safest way to fight any mob in this game is to get your quickness skill up and run away while firing your short supply of arrows.\nThe story: ?/10\nIf you can\'t play the game, what difference does the story make. That\'s like a writer handing you all of the pages of his new book, out of order, and dirty from sitting the the backseat of his Buick Skyhawk. There will be better reviews on the story from people who can play this game.\nYour companions: 5/10\nYou gain followers but if they die, they are dead until you gain a resurrect spell. So make sure you quick save every five seconds. All it takes is a quick spider bite. I only recruited I believe 3 companions in my time playing this game. There are a few more. They have little tiny stories but other than that.\nThe classes\nMy biggest complaint is with mages. They created specializions that are really hard to remember. And when you buy scrolls to learn spells you have to buy for that specializtion to be used. I remember I bought the one that is suppose to make me posion resistant but then found out, it only does it a small percentage and got posioned by a spider anyways and had to chug 2-3 health potions.\nBack to the spider - so if you get stung, you literally have to wait nearly 3-4 minutes for the poison effect to wear off. Which means, automatic death if you get stung, there is no way to avoid not drinking multiple potions. Potions can get expensive so I recommend fleeing to church and let the priests free heal you instead of sucking down expensive potions.\nBoss battles and combat strategy 1/10\nThe trick here is simple. Summon a genie, ask him for protection. He will summon a spirit and it will do all the fighting and kill everything on screen including the boss. No need to get your hands dirty. This is not a joke. You can try to fight but you are so limited in combat options that it comes down to this - brute force and running away while fighting. Everytime. And if you don\'t have it or the space to run away (and  you won\'t) you will be dead in seconds. I hope you quick saved. Demon Souls isn\'t even this unforgiving.\nI suggest you fight the same 5 random zombies, bats, and spiders till you make enough gold to buy good equipment that gives you an experience boost. Then keep farming till you are at a much higher level. So if you see a spider, you can shoot it dead in a shot or two instead of 6-30 shots.\nI can\'t recommend this game and unless you want to play a bad game for laughs but if you do play, do me a favor and kill a spider for me.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Paul the Alaskan Tonberry', u'hours': 6.5, u'products': 133, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2014-12-02', u'text': u"You know, the game style is dated, similar to Diablo 2, but it's charming. The choices you make can carry great weight, depending on your playstyle. The game doesn't babysit you and stop you from going places where you might die quite easily either, which I appreciate. It shows the dev team has faith that we're not complete morons and we'll learn from our mistakes, rather than point us away every time. There's some typos in the text, but it really isn't anything game breaking or too distracting. Items can be a little tough to come by, but it makes it that much more awarding. 4 out of 5, really enjoyed it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Coke Kitten', u'hours': 2.3, u'products': 303, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2012-05-18', u'text': u'I like bananas.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Thirsty Thursday', u'hours': 7.9, u'products': 1541, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2012-02-08', u'text': u'Board game turned video game. Waste of time basically, since you can only play a couple map configurations without paying cash. That how they GET YA!\nSkip it!!!\n4/12', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'radaxian', u'hours': 30.8, u'products': 834, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2011-12-29', u'text': u'Fun game, a little too random for some maybe.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'{K\xb3} Foggot Police', u'text': u"While I kind of like this game it's really not worth the ten dollars. It doesn't need much content to be a good example of it's class, that being an endless runner, but it's really not worth ten dollars. Give it a miss unless it comes up on sale.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2015-07-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198018190967', u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 182, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Alsier', u'text': u"Total impulse buy - glad I picked it up. Great game, soundtrack is pretty nice but nothing integral to the game, so if you want to put on your own music it's functionally a very pretty endless runner to zen out to.", u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2015-07-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197975552134', u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 347, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'seaking177', u'text': u'An endless runner with semi predictable wall patterns, very fun to play. watch my video for more thoughts.', u'hours': 5.0, u'date': u'2015-07-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'300400', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 562, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'(TPC) NIGHTT', u'text': u"it's not bad. I like the texture quality - all poly/like and on the other hand it's really fun adventures, dreams, problems. LOL\nanyways this is the FREE edition  where's the FULL version (paid)   yeah so I reccomend this game to players that don't often get steam cards, or people just looking for something to play.", u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-07-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 32, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'gabrielgmans', u'text': u'i love this game', u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2017-07-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198132514889', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 21, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Terreriakiwi2', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 47, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-07-02', u'text': u'The Way of Life Free Edition Is defently is a great game to meedle around with. It really makes you think and has many endedings to a game with such simple graphics. Looking foward to the DEFINITIVE EDITION :)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Knuckles & Knuckles', u'text': u"It's touhou. What is there not to like about it.", u'hours': 6.9, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 47, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'Kata-san-sama', u'text': u"It's Touhou\nY'know the series that invented/perfected bullet hell shooters?  This one's good too and a fine place to start.\nAlso you can finally directly pay for ZUN's beer now and isn't that priceless?", u'hours': 54.2, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198025494780', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 375, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'Fok U', u'text': u"And then i faced Okina on the last stage\nPowerless and baka as i was i couldn't stand a chance\nDefeated i fell on the ground\nThen she Smashed my back door\nIt was quick yet  P O W E R F U L L\nLastly she release her joy deep inside me\nWould try again \u2468/11 ( \u0361\xb0 \u035c\u0296 \u0361\xb0)", u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198170069921', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 67, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'kaos.rox', u'hours': 136.4, u'products': 63, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'HELL YEAH THIS IS A GOOD GAME BUY IT NOW', u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Angel\u1d38\u1d31\u1d33\u1d31\u1d3a\u1d30', u'hours': 44.2, u'products': 3, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'Excelent game!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Feanaro\u2447SAVAGE\u2447', u'text': u'Still going strong.', u'hours': 47.0, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198264156963', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 25, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Qemag', u'text': u'What am i playing :)))', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-04-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198288335128', u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 5, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'The Emperor \u265b', u'text': u'- Very Good Game!\n- Graphics 10/10.\n- Sounds 10/10.\n@ My Review. :3', u'hours': 3.1, u'date': u'2016-04-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 260, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Aquinas', u'text': u'8/10\n*cult!', u'hours': 5.9, u'date': u'2016-02-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197993060918', u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 200, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'leodacalmar', u'text': u'mm yes very tasty and good\nputin approves 11/10', u'hours': 8.4, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198167720922', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 26, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'\u2629 Ericbas \u2629', u'hours': 91.4, u'products': 51, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'text': u'Yes', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'christmasnote16', u'hours': 3.4, u'products': 7, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'text': u'veryvery good', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'DarkInfest', u'text': u"If you have watched the first two seasons of Higurashi (implying you probably enjoyed them to watch all of it) then you should get the visual novels. It's cool seeing a different way for everything to play out, and you can just feel more like a weeb in general.", u'hours': 15.4, u'date': u'2017-03-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198013546020', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 35, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'ZanyScum', u'text': u'The "story" starts with someone lamenting about something. But you don\'t know who is lamenting, about what he is lamenting or anything else.\nThen another story starts and because it goes on for a while you can hope it is the real story.\nIf that is so, then the first story is either the end of the second story or it is something that happened in the past or it is something else.\nOnce upon a time there were stories, that had a beginning, a middle part and an end.\nThen someone got drunk and thought it would be cool to move parts of stories somewhere else because of no reason.\nSince then other people who can\'t write stories do the same to hinder the reader to realize there is no good story.\nIf you can\'t understand the story, you can\'t see that it is bad.\nOk, there is something good too here.\nDifferent persons are introduced with everyday situations, so you are able to understand what kind of persons they are supposed to be.\nBut...\n... together with the maddening start "story" I got got bored.\nI just don\'t care anymore.\nI read a lot of books, sometimes more than one a day.\nThis is just boring.\nSorry.', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-03-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 1203, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Zukimi', u'text': u'Great story.', u'hours': 12.7, u'date': u'2017-03-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198208333293', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 9, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'bettyblue', u'text': u'Its a good rugby manager game but no where an upgrade on pro manager apart from names have been updated .  some good points an some bad start with bad some of the players if u follow rugby have wroung 2nd posions assigned training doesent seam to do anything really , good points matches are good but more options would be nice , if u want a rugby manager buy pro manager 2 from like 2000 an just update names ,', u'hours': 3.0, u'date': u'2017-11-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198015453466', u'product_id': u'528640', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 88, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'johnridley56', u'text': u'Game keeps crashing after starting. Unable to play. Waste of money', u'hours': 13.3, u'date': u'2017-10-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198098370765', u'product_id': u'528640', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 12, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'kanie541', u'text': u"Would be a good, simple game for any rugby fan if it didnt crash\\freeze constantly. The one thing thats ruined the gmed so far for me. Would give a more detailed review to help but can't go more than 5 mimutes without an issue and having to close", u'hours': 17.0, u'date': u'2017-10-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198374720302', u'product_id': u'528640', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 3, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Frag-ile', u'text': u'Possibly the best stealth platformer that exists.', u'hours': 29.3, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 753, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Neos', u'hours': 7.8, u'products': 37, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'text': u'A stealth game that i recommend for stealth lovers.\nThe simple but mechanics but complex usage is very interesting and fun to experiment at.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'The Sharingan Warrior', u'text': u'Best game of the year 2015', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2015-04-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198109031198', u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 66, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'wowinim', u'hours': 8.5, u'products': 168, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2015-04-04', u'text': u"This game never fails to put a smile on my face.\nCrayon Physics Deluxe is pretty easy, I'll admit. But this game is elegant in its simplicity -- get the red ball to the star, and draw with coloured crayons to get it there. The music is pretty relaxing, and in general the game isn't very fast-paced. A great game to play when you're stressed or annoyed.\nThe real fun is when over-the-top solutions work, or when a simple but crude solution works right off the bat.\nThat said, the game's physics engine isn't perfect. I've had it freak out a few times while playing, mostly from jamming too many objects in one space. But when it freaks out, it does so in spectacular ways, which is a plus.\nOverall, this game is fun and relaxing, but $20 ($22 CDN) isn't worth it. If the game is on sale though, it's worth a buy.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Bad Boy Dog', u'text': u"Perfect game for a Surface3. I don't think it would be half as fun on a traditional desktop...", u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2015-04-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198011213624', u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 185, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Chance', u'hours': 29.3, u'products': 39, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-09-06', u'text': u'(note: I play on my fiance\'s account because his computer can kick my computers\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665blinfolded)\nAfter just a few hours playing this game, I have to say it is beautifully done. The environment and graphics are pleasing on many levels. The movement is smooth, outside of a couple times i got jammed between a wall and a bed or something and my screen could ahve sent me into an epileptic siezure.\nThe characters are fun. I would wish for less "jail" map time because the outdoors are such a pretty setting. Some days you want to blow\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665up and stab stuff. Other days you just wanna be a mouse with a sweet costume collection. Extra points for making me audibly react in horror when I burnt the moss in the sewer. Yeah. Thanks for that.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Serious Secare', u'text': u'Fans of Out of this World from the classic era will want to pick this up. This is the HD treatment all classic titles should get. I can only hope they do a Flashback HD, as the remake was just disappointing', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2015-09-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198071915950', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 125, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'TataRoids', u'text': u"This game is simply enchanting. Saying it has held up over the years is an understatement of how good this game is, even by todays standards. It's unique, challenging, and rewarding.\nMycaruba\n10/10", u'hours': 4.7, u'date': u'2015-09-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'user_id': u'76561198044107268', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 175, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'culix', u'hours': 3.1, u'products': 179, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-09-06', u'text': u'Great classic adventure game - has mystery, science fiction, fascinating creatures, and an engaging story without using any words. A fun, short play!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'PontO.', u'text': u"YES BUUTTT..........I liked the game very well, but I'm stopping playing the system of chance and getting very enraged. Each game has an average of 1 hour, and I relinquished it if I was to be stressed and better not even play. Apart from that when you are in a match and you play the maximum the other players start to crucify you. So you always have to play as a medium player to not be focused. And the game becomes frustrating", u'hours': 182.3, u'date': u'2017-03-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198027973679', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 12, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Chilidaddy', u'hours': 471.6, u'products': 12, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-03-21', u'text': u"When I first saw the intro, I thought it has to be tried out because I love\nelements.\nAfter spent a few hours playing the game I had\n, but it was really fun to get known the cards, plots' and places' mechanincs as well as the different special abilities of playable characters.\nThere are\nto discover like single player challenges, free for all or team up multiplayer sessions\n, or even tournaments and ranked matches. The tons of achievements inspires to try out a huge variety of play styles.\nSoundtrack and sound effects as well as ambient sounds are also need to be mentioned for the high quality and uniqueness,\n.\nThe Gremlins family is still growing\n, and you can meet some really nice people on the servers and in the forums. The devs are also taking an active role in the community which is a huge plus.\nThere's also a\navailable of Gremlins Inc.\nwhich is a must have for any card game lovers out there.\nAfter spent over 200 hours playing the game, I can say\nand this makes the whole game so fun and exciting to play for every single session you start.\nDownsides of the game? Yeah, it's really addictive, and can be frustrating at some points when your luck abandons you.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Justice_Beaver', u'hours': 11.3, u'products': 132, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-03-19', u'text': u'Lots of fun, lots of rules, and a good mix of strategy and RNG. Sessions seem to go quite long (1.5+ hours even against AI), but luckily you can save sessions and come back to them later.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Mr.Toots', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 145, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2015-08-25', u'text': u'One of them Mobile games that your Parents would play. Intresting mechanic but the gimmick wears off after the boring tutorial.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Wolfgar', u'text': u'Very simple concept, not much fun, has nearly nothing in common with original game...', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2015-08-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198042564718', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 106, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Jess\u2665', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 721, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-08-21', u'text': u"The gameplay is fun, the battles are like a strategic puzzle game, combining coloured units to achieve an effect.  unfortunately, I feel like teh story gets in hte way. there is nothing wrong with the story, it just doesn't interest me an awful lot.  I feel like the gameplay could work really well if the story sections were a bit more compelling.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Smol Pumpkin', u'text': u"Start off the game and there's 3 fish; 2 small yellow ones and a large green one. The 2 yellow ones lay eggs and that's when the tradgedy strikes. The green fish eats a yellow fish shortly after the eggs are laid, then the other fish is eaten right when the egg hatches. Their child is quickly consumed after growth and the green fish just gets fatter and fatter until it becomes small again.\n10/10 Would be traumatized again.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198154783235', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 51, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'MedusaNXS', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 596, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2015-12-31', u'text': u'Time killer. Pleasant enough, and good work for a college project.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'[?] Parousia \u30cd\u30e1\u30b7\u30b9', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 31, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-12-30', u'text': u'If you want to relax, this is the game for you.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'NightEye', u'text': u"Seriously, don't buy this :P The old one was much better!", u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2011-12-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197989203858', u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 130, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Hollthulhu', u'hours': 7.8, u'products': 1636, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2011-12-01', u'text': u"Witty and funny storyline! It's a simple tycoon type of game, and easy to get into. I'd recommend it to any tycoon gamer! It doesn't require tons of micro-management and specifics to enjoy this game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'[WsG]\u2122 Br0ski \u262f', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 248, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2011-11-29', u'text': u"6 out of 10\nI liked SIM Hotel back in the day.\nI wanted a simulation game to get me back into simulation.\nThis is sorta cartoony.\nI haven't figured out all the details of the game yet.\nI miss SIM Hotel...but SIM Hotel only plays on XP.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Sir Ploopington', u'hours': 3.4, u'products': 19, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-17', u'text': u'one click and then I realized an hour had past.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'ChuPi', u'text': u'i like it', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-11-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198360638273', u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 22, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'BinWeevils101', u'text': u'Time Clickers is a very good game to play when you are bored. Entertainment for hours. Watching you gun getting faster and faster is satisfying. Also the "Bosses" in the game are sometimes hard, which gives a game like this something interesting. I\'d recommend this game to pretty much anyone. 7.5/10!', u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2017-11-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198183434251', u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 28, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'KawaiiTheKawaiiKittenCat', u'text': u'I Do Recommend This But I Keep Forgetting Where The Workshop Is .. How Do I Get To The Workshop For This Can Anyone Tell Me ? ..', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2017-11-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198336109121', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 9, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u's1Lence >> *A.A', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 87, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-12', u'text': u'gets the job done', u'early_access': False, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'BooeynBoxy', u'text': u'Amazing Software! I love making posters for people!\n(and get ref for it >:3)', u'hours': 8.6, u'date': u'2017-11-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198360392244', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 4, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'Phr0stY_D3mon', u'hours': 3.2, u'products': 1195, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-05-05', u'text': u'Back to Bed is a surreal puzzle game by indie developers Bedtime Digital Games. The game itself it not extremely big and has an interesting appeal to it. In contrast to other puzzle games, this one did not leave me frustrated, but rather left me wanting more puzzles.\nPros:\n-Interesting artwork and soundtrack\n-Surreal, intriguing take on solving puzzles\n-Reasonably cheap\n-Easy achievements and trading cards\nCons:\n-Small bug where the game will crash for no reason\n-Puzzles do become a bit repetitive after completing normal mode\nOverall, this is one of the gems of the puzzle genre. I would definitely recommend it\n9/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'abysss24', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 487, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-05-02', u'text': u"From the screenshots the game looks interesting, but the actual gameplay is boring, basically all you do is control that little dog and move that apple from point to point while the sleepwalking npc turning every time clocwise... I thought, based on mostly positive reviews the game would be more fun. I'm currently at level 8, but I will still play further into the game, maybe I'll change my mind, but I doubt it :)", u'early_access': False, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'tstki', u'text': u"Pretty simple puzzler.\nOk graphics,. but fairly boring and straighforward to solve.\nGood if you're 12 year sold I suppose.\nI,. just can't really recommend getting it,. Even as a bundled game it's pretty lackluster.", u'hours': 4.0, u'date': u'2016-04-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 1416, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'LUPen', u'text': u'Nice story and gameplay!', u'hours': 12.3, u'date': u'2017-10-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198251121428', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 94, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'Lemon Lime', u'text': u"TL;DR. Movement is awful, basic stealth mechanics, so much hand holding you'll wonder just how long it has been watching you from your steam library, story presentation is the quality you'd expect from an rpg that fundamentally cannot maintain consistent conversation quality. I'd like to rename this game Tankman. If you want an authentic Batman experience maybe try the sequels.\nDespite all the praise for this game, I cannot recommend it.\nI know there is a major fuss over the gameplay this game presents, I've seen a couple of reviews call it revolutionary, I'm not quite sure if it was the first to sport the punch, counter, dodge gameplay that is what you now see in its sequels and Shadow Of Mordor. Nonetheless, it helped popularize the style and I am not upset about that. I love SOM, and if this game is the reason it exists I'm glad this does too.\nBut I digress, if the game was \u201crevolutionary\u201d 7 years ago it's lost its edge over the years. I don't have many singular issues with the game but the ones I do are very frustrating.\nI don't understand why but Batman moves like a bloody tank while you're running around the game's environments. I'm not sure if this is symptom of Bruce's ego but it seems counterintuitive for a stealth, beat-em-up game to have rigid controls. I could accept rigid controls to fit the theme of this game if it didn't seem to go against so much that the game strives for, it would make more sense if it was titled Bane: Arkham Asylum. Batman is somewhat of a tank to normal brawls, but any type of weapon is dangerous to him. This is highlighted in sections where you are stuck with enemies that have guns. Guns are your kryptonite, so you must take these guys out stealthily. Dipping down from the rafters to break the neck of your victim in a flash, to disappear in the swirl of your cloak before anyone knows what happens. That should be the Batman-esque stealth experience you are given. But that doesn't translate in this game, you are neither quick nor agile in these sections, but more akin to a Snorlax that falls from the rafters to squash people before waddling off to cover hoping that no one heard you break all 206 bones in the guy you left in your wake.\nThe last straw for me was the fight against Bane, who is basically a Machamp to complete the Pokemon analogy, you're meant to avoid his charges and rock throws. Which by its self isn't a hard task, but the problem with this boss was doing damage to him, you're meant to - in classic Batman style - swoop in, land a few quick punches and then back off before he swings at you. Which would be okay, if the dodge function didn't absolutely suck in this game. To dodge you're meant to double press A/X (I used an Xbox controller), I cannot even begin to comprehend why there is a no dedicated dodge button. If I was to guess it's because you don't really have to do it in normal combat, at least as far as I was in the game. But for this fight that A button is going to roleplay as Rihanna, while you chuck on 'With You' in the background and display your best Chris Brown impression. Ironically, you're the one who is going to come out worse for wear out of this fight (unless you like to smash your controllers). The fight just sucked, and instead of it being a test of your skills it turns into a fight with the clunky controls, showcasing them instead of great mechanics or brilliant boss design (for the record this boss is very unremarkable, I think I've played something similar in a Crash game over a decade ago). Even though it only took me 3 tries to beat him, I just couldn\u2019t deal with the game anymore.\nFOV also compounds the movement issue by being incredibly small except when using the crouch/stealth mode, if anything it should be the opposite for obvious reasons (I know this is PCMR, and I can probably alter the FOV but it wouldn\u2019t have solved the main issue and it gives me something else to rant about). I've seen many people say that a lot of the fun in this game is collecting all the Riddler\u2019s trophies, which there are a of lot. These people can only be masochists in my eyes, and I don\u2019t mean to kink shame but that just isn\u2019t my thing.\nI cannot see how it would be fun backtracking through the game with the clunky controls, if a game wants me to backtrack and scour through its levels it must be fun to explore. After that, the collectables must be something worth collecting. If it's either for an in-game reward, or just the mere satisfaction of doing so. Importunely, all the Riddler trophies I came across in my time were not difficult to get to or hidden well. Most of the time they were hidden in areas I couldn't access until I had acquired the necessary in game story item. Which meant I absolutely HAD to backtrack through levels I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have any other reason to venture to, walking through the game's corridors to acquire an insignificant collectable isn't my idea of a good time.\nI wanted to also touch on the voice acting/conversations, which is my last grievance. I don't really want to rant too hard about this as it's not the worst problem in this game. But the conversations are utterly dull, Batman is pretty deadpan throughout, both in face and voice, with the exception being the cutscenes for the most part. I know he is the Batman, and emoting isn't his thing, but you can't have absolutely nothing when it comes to facial expressions. I probably wouldn't really complain about this if the writing wasn't garbage. Most of the interactions between you and the people you meet are reminiscent of conversations you'd find in a large RPG title like Fallout. Which you can easily forgive in those games because of the technical and financial aspects of presenting a consistently engaging conversation with NPC's when the dialogue is a decision tree of options (Witcher 3 notwithstanding). Hell, I played Half Life 2 for the first time recently, and the exchanges between the people you met were infinitely better than what was in this. I know it's unfair to compare this game to something that is revolutionary, but it came out 6 years before this game and upstages it even with the worse facial graphics. Overall, this is not the type of story presentation I would accept from a modern video game, particularly one that is not an RPG and is applauded for having a rich world.\n\nWhile the actual fighting is fun, if not a little rough, and the graphics/world has aged well there are better games out there that can give you the same experience that this game attempts to offer.  Maybe even this game's sequel, which I am determined to now play to get the Batman experience I deserve, for this is not the game I needed to achieve that.", u'hours': 3.9, u'date': u'2017-10-31', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198200490501', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 145, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'Granny GumJobs', u'hours': 6.1, u'products': 65, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-10-30', u'text': u"Now this is quite the conflict for me as I love the arkham games and I remember loving asylum but this game is a Glitchy \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing mess I can't even progess *SPOLIERS* past finding dr young notes because there's nothing telling me where or any prompt i look at online guides at where the exact \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing location is  and i get no prompt to search the book on others they have a extra mission saying find young's office but I do not they also have dr young's fingerprints in their dectective vision\nThis is the one time and the only time I will say you're better off playing this on xbox or ps3", u'early_access': False, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'ICantSeeIt', u'hours': 2.3, u'products': 580, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2015-09-10', u'text': u"Grindy and boring in a nutshell.\nYou just walk around and bump into enemies and watch them die.  Sometimes you dodge things or drink a potion when you notice your health is too low.  You get a lot of items with essentially no value, or others that are better but they're all the same as each other.\nAlso what's wrong with everybody's eyes?  This guy's games all have the eyes like that and it made me hate this game before I ever opened it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Tiny Rick', u'text': u'this game is so bad that my graphics card had to be replaced after playing it and my screen had lines on it after a while! 0/10', u'hours': 8.0, u'date': u'2015-08-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 76, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Brook YOHOHOHO', u'hours': 2.0, u'products': 142, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-08-25', u'text': u'nice!!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Roscoe Hazard', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 671, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-07-15', u'text': u"I got this for $1 and that's about what it's worth.\nSupremely low-effort, boring game. You can do some single player missions that are all exactly the same thing, or you can go online and do also the exact same thing - or can you? There are seriously like eight people still playing this online. That, too, is about right.\nI dicked around with it for 45 minutes, uninstalled it, will probably never play again.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'\u0141ucifer', u'text': u'ok, first things first, this games idea is amazing, player v player with zombies, you shoot their jammer and zombies chase them, but what really broke the game for me is the constant melee runners, people use the 1 hit melle and have a shield, it is not fun, and well the game is basically dead, but because of humble bundle it is only a dollar so yes i would recommend it for 1 dollar', u'hours': 4.1, u'date': u'2017-07-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198146521218', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 138, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'Termutis', u'text': u'The only fun part of this game is seeing how \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing fast your character moves when crawling.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-07-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198184726013', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 8, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 134, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'a noob', u'hours': 4.5, u'products': 59, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-07-25', u'text': u'Its a very funny game but there some countryballs that annoys me mostly Romaniaball and Russiaball and Scotlandball a bit. But this game you play as the Polandball it might take 1 hour to go to the moon and very hard game though this game has Bad Language', u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'AWorldOnFire', u'text': u'Admittedly not terribly much replay value, but nonetheless a good, easy time waster!', u'hours': 3.7, u'date': u'2016-07-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198091146401', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 150, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'edwal', u'text': u"Cute little game, but no different from the several free flash games except it isn't free, and it uses a meme to increase popularity. Good way to waste time yes, worth buying no.", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2016-07-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561198141427110', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 197, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'So\xfcp', u'hours': 12.3, u'products': 1621, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2014-10-13', u'text': u"Costume Quest 2: The quest to save Halloween from ta dentist who seeks to eliminate candy and Halloween from the world.  Barring some changes to combat, it looks and plays pretty much the same as the first game but this time around at a much smoother 60 fps rather than 30.  And it has an interesting story to boot.\nThe combat system received a few changes since the first game.  At first glance it seems simplified with all combat moves using the same timed button press for an improved attack.  As you progress through the game you gain more abilities which add new elements to combat and help prevent it becoming dull.  Like any turn-based combat system though it does get repetitive.\nBasically, if you enjoyed Costume Quest, you should enjoy this one too.  More of the same isn't a bad thing when it's drawing on something that good.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'seorin', u'hours': 10.4, u'products': 1219, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2014-10-13', u'text': u"It's a fun expansion on the first game with a few mechanical changes. If you enjoyed the first one, you'll probably like this one, too. I personally prefer the first game, but this is still worth the money. Some people even like this one better.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'Fishsnot', u'text': u"This is one of those games that gets better woth each playthrough! Don't listen to the naysayers or metacritic, try using your own judgment, and be rewarded with wonderfully charming game. If you liked the first even a little, you will love this! Double Fine does it again!", u'hours': 23.6, u'date': u'2014-10-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198070267492', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 487, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'Doctor Professor Med. E. Cal', u'text': u"They said I'd get a badge if I wrote a review of this game. So I sure hope Daddy Gaben gives me a badge or I'll have to play with the spark spark sockets again.", u'hours': 5.9, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197971177048', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 714, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u"Vladimir Winnin'", u'hours': 2.3, u'products': 131, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u"It's pretty good", u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Big Boss Man Borot', u'text': u'One of the most inventive asymmetrical multiplayer experiences around', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197973291260', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 134, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'PapaJack', u'hours': 21.8, u'products': 7, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-06-03', u'text': u'best one ever!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'[C] Tera', u'text': u'bad performance, bad story, unfair bosses and very bad BGM', u'hours': 16.2, u'date': u'2017-06-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198041729971', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 42, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Go Towards The Light', u'hours': 44.6, u'products': 249, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-06-01', u'text': u'Picks up where the first left off, sort of. A decent game in its own right, but like the first, convoluted a bit. Port is just as bad so I recommend capping it at 30 fps.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Drake', u'text': u'Good story. Horrible gameplay.', u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2014-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198012218180', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 353, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'The Grand Inquisitor', u'text': u"Inquisitor is a great old-school RPG game for those who wish to step in the boots of an medieval inquisitor solving crimes against God and King. The game is a little tough from the begining since you don't have many good items or money, but that can be quickly solved. The game has many maps with a nice number of dungeons crawling with enemies waiting to be hacked to pieces. The story of the game is long, exciting, full of twists and turns and can really suck you in. The quests may be a little hard since you practically have to do everything from scratch (You start from zero just like a real detective investigator) but when you solve them they give you all the more pleasure for doing so. The combat system is simple to understand, hard to master and unfortunally a little buggy and unbalanced but that shouldn't be a problem. I would recommend this game to every true RPG player.\nIn short:\n+ Storyline\n+ World\n+ Variety of texts, weapons, armor & spells\n- Combat system\n- Difficult quests (but this is the charm of the game, should be under +)", u'hours': 11.4, u'date': u'2014-11-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198067347091', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 165, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Michael Wilson', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 804, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2014-11-13', u'text': u"Their splash screen sounds are horrible, it is like they attempted to also mimic the really old developer logo designs when making the game. If you are going in and out of the game a good amount you will find this splash screen an annoyance. The fact that this is the first thing in the review is a bad sign...\nThe setting is overall intersting with a dark atmosphere, the characters are not so much interesting. The game will do infomation dumps with NPCs.\nMusic will cutout randomly depending if the system is idle or not while the game is full screen. Must reboot the game to get the music back. Sounds still work however. When music does play it is feels like it is very well related to the overall setting and theme.\nThe games combat system is somewhat broken based on how it was done. With the choice of either Paladin, Priest and Theft the game play slightly changes however combat remains a huge chore. The decision to include stamina into the game related to movement speed is pretty poor.\nYou will be hording and using tons of stamina potions beyond the normal potions. Combat itself is clunky and the fact you have to abuse potions makes it even worst. You can hire people to assist you but you have to heal them also.\nBetween item durability, potions and everything plan on playing horrible combat for a little bit and slowly moving back to town.\nThe menu system is completely horrible, with click dragging and not double clicking. You also have to manually do a number of things and move spells and the likes to the quick menu.\nThe game is not so 'great' with quest assistance; it does little next to nothing related to assisting you with quests. Like getting into the first town; you are asked to kill bats, it does not state how many nor does it state were they are in a general area of the map. You will spend a large amount of time 'walking' to find what you have to kill. There is the option to be not do the 'good' quest and get into the town using an easier method. Just the point is the game is really bare bone with quests, it leaves you to find wander aimlessly. This may be a good or bad thing depending if this is what you were looking for.\nThe options are overall limited with no window mode. If you want any form of window mode one has to play with the game in order to actually get it into a window.\n. Not even if you know about all the hardship you will be facing with the combat and still want to give it a try. Wait until it is bundled with other games or discounted.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'North', u'text': u'Very fun board style gameplay.', u'hours': 4.7, u'date': u'2011-12-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198011171060', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 177, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Sanctus-Susanin', u'text': u'Very good  online game, but free 50 Gold is not enough', u'hours': 84.3, u'date': u'2011-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 254, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Lowlight', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 689, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2011-12-27', u'text': u'Fantastic implementation of a great boardgame. Buckle up.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'hddragonmatey', u'text': u"I enjoyed this game! It's pleasant, and creative.", u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-07-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198252117412', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 43, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'SuperShadowPlay', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 52, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-06-30', u'text': u"It's okay for free. It feels like a big mess of ideas the developer(s) had and wanted to make a game with all of them. I would not buy this though.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'archdeco', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 627, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-06-29', u'text': u'Pretty environments. Get a writer.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'abc1752266511', u'text': u'Finally zun need to raise money for beer............', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198284233149', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 73, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'CC', u'text': u'Born too late to explore the Earth,\nBorn too early to explore the universe,\nBorn just in time to play 2hu legally on steam', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 69, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 94, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'Trash talking Trash can', u'text': u"Do I even need to say why I like this game? It's purely the characters and the god like music. I do suck at dodging bullets but I don't care. I will get good when I try more. I am also waiting for the previous games to be uploaded. I want to try out Hisoutensoku and support ZUN post more of hes games to Steam", u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198121176146', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 45, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'WHY!!!!', u'text': u'+1', u'hours': 62.0, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198108004401', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 4, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Hunnid Hunnid', u'hours': 24.8, u'products': 55, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'Can run up on Balla fools\n10/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'lolmas82', u'hours': 41.9, u'products': 18, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'just bought it for the first time its great', u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'WildCrd007', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 1552, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-01-17', u'text': u"This game is the same game from back in the day. It is still just as funny and fun to play as it was back then. Thanks to the guides available, you can make the game widescreen and if you have access to the old Normality CD you can get the original voice acting brought over to this version. That would be the only thing that would make this better if the USA voice acting was already a part of this game. I would put the price a bit too high but not enough to say I wouldn't get it. Wait for a steam sale and you will have spent your money wisely...at least according to me.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Eazy', u'hours': 82.7, u'products': 6, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'text': u'NO', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'EBbrain', u'text': u"By the last hour of the game, I was twitching every time a character changed their facial expression.\nIt's pretty amazing.", u'hours': 4.2, u'date': u'2017-03-08', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198268853545', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 60, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'DragYn', u'hours': 10.8, u'products': 1492, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-03-05', u'text': u'Well, that was . . . uncomfortable? Disturbing? Chilling? Unnerving? All of the above, I suppose.\nOnikakushi is but the first of many in the Higurashi series of VNs. The characters themselves refer to it as a "prologue" (in an extra, cast-party type story), and this may very well be.  That said, the story feels "complete" in that it does in fact have an ending.  And ending with no shortage of questions and WTF? moments, but an ending none-the-less.\nSelf-described as a "sound novel", I was at first taken aback by that term considering there is no voice acting.  But, as the story develops further, the use of music and especially sound effects can be intense.  This is one of the few VNs I\'ve read where a subtle shift in the sound that the cicadas make would cause my hair to stand on end in anticipation.  So in that regard, I do believe it\'s significantly different from many of the VNs I\'ve gone through before.\nOh, and bonus points for making me look up the word "gelid". I have to say, I\'m pretty sure that\'s the first time I\'ve ever seen it used in a video game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Ahri', u'text': u'Higurashi kai, best anime', u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2017-02-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198170860194', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 21, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'baazgh', u'text': u'Terrible game, no idea how it was made in 2017. Do the developers even play another manger games? Very difficult to navigate, no tutorials or help, tactics is a joke, no way to properly pick a team, finding new players is very hard, gameplay makes no sense at times on why players do certain movements, no way to communicate with players or staff. Anyone who recommends this is clearly wrong. Was hoping for something a little better but this a steaming pile of bull turds. Disappointed there is never any good rugby games.', u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2017-08-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'528640', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 110, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'HidDan', u'text': u"5 Stars!\nI absolutely love Rugby Union Team Manager 2015 and this is another positive step forward. It's a lot of fun - more in depth than the previous game and once gotten used to very rewarding. If you're on the lookout for a sports management game for rugby this is the best choice you could make. Put the time into the game and enjoy!", u'hours': 22.7, u'date': u'2017-07-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198009084708', u'product_id': u'528640', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 12, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'SimonC4', u'text': u'Oh boy this is terrible. So much worse than the 2015 version,', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-07-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198074357114', u'product_id': u'528640', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 253, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Swaded', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 186, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-03-06', u'text': u'', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Powerglove64', u'text': u'This game have two words to describe: Frustrating and confusing. Now this doesn\'t mean I don\'t find it good or dislike it completely, but has its charm. I will explain some of the good things I like in this game and in the end, why I put a dislike checkmark.\nSynopsis: The game was made by a french guy name Eric Chahi and was made for the Amiga which was a really old computer back in the days, so you can imagen this game is also old.  The game was praised by the interesting cutscenes and plateform interaction. You play as Lester (the unlikely) a ginger guy who had a lab accident and sent to an another world (insert family guy reference) You meet up with a humanoid looking Sangheili (if sangheili and human had a baby) named Buddy.\nI don\'t know if Lester called him buddy since they don\'t speak the same language but I always thought it was Mysaruba since that\'s the first thing he spoke to you, then again maybe he was saying thank you. The plot is really simple, excape from planet...Tatooine from mine slavers (I think) and that\'s about as much plot as you can say, it was a simple interaction plateform game.\nGood: Is a cinematic plateform and I can see why it was pretty interesting about the cutscenes and the atmosphere the guy put into the game, The graphics is good in fact it looks more like "alone in the dark" graphics, for the time and the backgrounds were ok, but only better if is HD. The music is good atleast the very few of them and the controls are responsive.\nThe game has no hints so holding your hand is a no, but I like it because you\'re a human and in times you have to make real quick decision to escape and using your mind to see if the object will do something, so is a good brain exercise. Also since you\'re only human you die once but that\'s ok because the game doesn\'t start over it just reset to where you\'re checkpoint land so which means you have unlimited lives and plenty of checkpoints.\nBad: The game IS hard, NOT by gameplay, no is very easy to navigate and such, hard by being confusing at times which I\'m talking about the puzzles themself. The game really doesn\'t hand holding here so you\'re on your own. Is good at times when you want to accomplish something on your own but in times you just don\'t know what to do.\nI know Eric did this because the game is really short if you completed with breeze, you could completed in an hour or twenty-five minutes! The average for those who doesn\'t know how to beat the game it would probably be a few hours or even days which again I could agreed the difficulty but then there\'s just some unfair stuff. Like I mean there are some areas you have to complete or do in order to progress it and you tried to think hard and press anything but you just couldn\'t so you look up in the guide or if you\'re a 90s kid talk to a friend and see if someone have the answer.\nThen you know the anwer and say to yourself how the hell should I know that this rock would rigger this or that stupid lamp will fall at the soldier\'s head!?! Yes, this game is more of trial and error but the puzzles that throw at you just made me want to say, is this right what I\'m seeing?\nYes, again I don\'t have a problem with thinking on my own but for those of us who wants to move forward to a new area and doesn\'t want to look at the same frame over and over again, with countless deaths on enemies or stuck by a dead end it grows boring fast. Especially when there is not much plot in the game and the two characters are one-sided, there is not a lot of immertion to the world! Like really do we know any of this Lester guy? I don\'t know his name after I looked in the Wiki, do we also know a reason why he build a portal? Who are the aliens, why did they want to enslave their own kind, how far are we, what planet are we from! These are things that left unanswer, and don\'t give me excuse that there are no dialogue or no characters to interact, is a cinematic game! just add a few cutcenes showing some plot detail or some area backgrounds that explain the plans of the aliens or the very least a journal that Lester could carry him along to read?\nThere is little plot or immertion to feel about Lester\'s situation or the new world as much as Half-Life 1 can tell-and that game explains better than Another World in terms of show don\'t tell. Now I\'m not going to complain about that issue all day, oh no that\'s not the full reason why I returned it that\'s just a big slice of it.\nGoing back a bit on the difficult I would say for those who wants to move on a bit faster, should add a highlight system to highlight objects, now there is the difficult setting but I don\'t really find a difference to the settings? I don\'t see a two hit settings to not go back again to the checkpoint or less enemies, none? Unless I\'m missing something than I apoligies. One last thing and this is a small nitpick is that they don\'t include like a laser bar to track how much ammo you still got or when you\'re swimming you don\'t know how much air bubble you have so you have to guess.\nNow all of that should include the 20th anniversary of the game and frankly I find it lackluster of the "special edition" No commentary of the original creator? No concept arts and most importantly no Heart of the Alien which is a sequel to Another World, why? I know Eric made the game but didn\'t want to include the credits and I heard the game wasn\'t really good but still, the ending of the Another World is a cliffhanger so it should include the sequel in the package, the game is becoming rare since it was a Sega CD game.Honestly when I saw a LP of this and I thought the sequel looks a bit better than Another World in terms of more cutscenes and details to the world. Buddy as the main protagonist and the ending for me was a bit surprise for me and I like it, though maybe that\'s why it wasn\'t popular for the ending I guess.\nAt the end a graphics update and a remaster music isn\'t worth 10$ is not even $2.47 worth because it didn\'t show it was worth the price if they include both the games. for those who want it for nostalgia then sure why not. but for those who are curious and still wants to try it wait for a price drop. This game gets a 2.5/5 star ratings, It\'s more of a mix feeling toward the game and I wish I could put a mix check mark but I think a down check is a bit worth it in my gaming experience. Maybe I don\'t really see it but I\'ve played a lot of old-school gaming but this just have to pass off by the lack of contents and unfair frustrating difficulty.', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2015-09-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198127817295', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 217, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'udutont', u'text': u"The game is adverstised as 'intense strategic board game'. This is misleading to put it mildly. I have played literally hundreds of real boardgames and Germlins  Inc is not by any measure an intense strategic board game. It is far too random to allow effective strategic play. The game looks nice, though.\nP.S. Be aware that the AI seems to target you in SP with certain actions regardless of who is in the lead.", u'hours': 5.9, u'date': u'2017-03-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197993236677', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 107, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'FarAwayBuyer', u'text': u"This is a nifty little title that blends together Match-3 dynamics with a tactical combat layer.  You form columns of like-colored creatures to form an attack or rows of like-colored creatures to create a wall.  Different creatures have different characteristics (e.g., Elven Archers attack very quickly but do modest damage, while Human Swordsmen attack much more slowly but hit harder).   Heroes level up to gain HP and stronger walls, and each hero has one unique ability (plus a second unique ability that can come from any particular magic item you find along the way).\nIt's not one of the deepest Match games I've ever played (nowhere near as deep as Ironcast, say), but it's a fun little game.  It's also GREAT to share with small kids whom you want to play games with.  I played it with my 5-year old son and we completed the whole campaign together!  The story is cute and entertaining, but unlikely to win a Nobel Prize for Literature.\nThe tie to Might and Magic is very loose, but it's still a fun little title.", u'hours': 170.2, u'date': u'2015-08-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198064749920', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 83, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'PinkLuver', u'text': u'Peaceful and calming. Great to experience.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2015-12-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198258101867', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 338, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'lebalusch', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 48, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2011-09-25', u'text': u'i dont recomend getting this its a poor excuse of what the original was.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'skatche', u'text': u"It's the kind of game (cf. Cookie Clicker, etc.) I had to learn not to fall for because of being a stupid and mindlessly addictive waste of time. The only good thing about this one is it keeps playing itself even when you're not playing it, which suggests an adequate (if non-completionist) strategy: never play it again.", u'hours': 2.7, u'date': u'2017-11-11', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 242, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'LavenderDev', u'hours': 189.2, u'products': 17, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-12', u'text': u'Good', u'early_access': False, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'Daze The Bear Chieftain', u'hours': 3.2, u'products': 5394, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-04-21', u'text': u"Back to Bed is a decent pullze game that will start off simple and then builds up to a challenge. You are what looks like a dog with a human face in the dream world of the main character. Your goal is to lead him on the correct path to his bed since he is sleepwalking.\nYou can change his path by placing apples in his way. When he hits an object he will turn to his right and head that direction. In some of the levels you will have obstacles like alarm clocks, manholes,trains, and dogs that can wake the man and fail the level.\nYou will play through two chapters with 15 levels each for normal difficulty. After completing those you will unlock nightmare difficulty that will up the challenge by making you pick up a key to unlock the door before his bed. I didn't have the patience to complete the nightmare levels but for anyone who loves a good puzzle challenge I reccomend trying this game out.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'Egark', u'hours': 13.2, u'products': 159, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-10-30', u'text': u'I was originally turned off by the game because of the graphics from 2010 but boy was I wrong.\nWhen you turn on the graphics to high or ultra this game could easily pass for a mid-2014 game, the shadows, lighting and textures are amazing!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'xdjrailx', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 166, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-07-15', u'text': u'As a huge resident evil fan, this is complete and utter garbage. Even just as someone whos not a fan of series this is still, complete and utter garbage.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'SamDaDerp', u'text': u'*launches game*\n*flys into Japan*\nJapan: "Hentai can into space!"\nPoland: "Hentai??"\n10/10 best Japan', u'hours': 3.5, u'date': u'2016-07-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 6, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 71, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Flagerblasted', u'hours': 5.6, u'products': 520, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2014-10-12', u'text': u"For the price you seriously can't go wrong. Great game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'Swift', u'text': u'i love it when daddy sets me on fire and his torso collapses into his legs', u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 10, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 9, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 81, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Miss K', u'text': u'[Please note that I\'m posting this review for all 3 games of this complex bcause it applies to them all and contains no technical nor spoiler-kind of information]\nSo here\'s my recommendation for everybody who things about getting this game and heard negative comments regarding story line and characters. Content based comments. I\'ll not refer to the technical side of the game, since I\'m not gamer enough to comment on it.\nIf you consider buying this game, get them all. All 3 of them. FINAL FANTASY\xae XIII, FINAL FANTASY\xae XIII-2 and LIGHTNING RETURNS: FINAL FANTASY XIII. And play through them all in this order before you judge the storyline.\nThis set of games has a complicated storyline with lots of details and temporary endings that won\'t be resolved until the very end. THat\'s what I really like about this series. I\'ve heard a lot of people saying the main character Lightning is cold. Not only can I not agree with it, it\'s also resolved at the very end.\nFinal Fantasy - as far as I could grasp the concept so far (I\'m no expert) with it\'s games, movies and series - deals with the topics of things coming to some end in some sense (as in "Final") and the dreams, hopes, illusions people have (as in "Fantasy"). What hope is left and born when you reach the end? So naturally there\'s a lot of complexity involved. A lot of "reading between the lines" is required. And the very best of it: as much as there\'s "good" and "evil", in the Final Fantasy stories there\'s like a TON of "in-between". The developers show the light and shades within everyone and everything.\nSo, if you are not scared and interested into diving into the complexity of mankind, this game is for you.\nIf you want to learn and see what potentials "drama", "bad luck" and "tragedy" can bring forth, this game is for you.\nIf you like beautiful scenery, music and character design, this game is for you.\nIf you like a bit of fighting (which can be adjusted in difficulty and frequency by personal taste) but mainly enjoy stories, this game is for you.\nThis game is probably NOT for you if you ar hardcore gamer loving overly difficult gameplay, grinding and so on. You can dive into the complexity of the game and find out about all of te effect and how to use them best and you can go out for hunting for hours BUT you don\'t need to. I really enjoyed that part!\nHave fun, everyone!', u'hours': 101.2, u'date': u'2017-05-31', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198177117634', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 11, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'\u4eba\u5f62\u4f7f\u3044', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 363, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2014-11-12', u'text': u"I normally don't write these little blurbs for games I've barely scratched the surface on, but this game is an exception. While I'm sure the game is incredibly rich and deep, there is a limit I have for presentation in the modern age. When the controls and flow are as good as they are on the classic standard-setters Baldur's Gate 1 and 2, there is no excuse for a game that plays as sloppy as this now. My apologies to the dev, but I uninstalled after one hour.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'jaded007', u'text': u"Check this out. It is totally cool once you get over the toy soldier look. Easier to set up through Steam, if you've got it.", u'hours': 12.7, u'date': u'2011-12-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198031829855', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 67, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Athansia', u'text': u'I liked it', u'hours': 5.1, u'date': u'2017-06-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198084612501', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 121, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'\u30a8\u30ea\u30cc\u6539', u'text': u'Great music, sub season selection makes it easier to choose prefered playstyle.', u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198306896104', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 43, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'jopa', u'hours': 29.8, u'products': 10, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'\u0418\u0433\u0440\u0430 \u043a\u0440\u0443\u0442\u0430\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 \u0432\u0441\u0435\u043c \u0440\u0435\u043a\u043e\u043a\u043e\u043c\u0435\u043d\u0434\u0443\u044e', u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'brownynb5', u'text': u'Amazing story. Great horror thriller!', u'hours': 10.3, u'date': u'2017-02-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198164502875', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 15, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'BobbyGNZ', u'text': u'Rugby Union Team Manager 2017 is by far the best rugby manager created!\nIt is a vast improvement since the 2015 with better training, gameply simulation, manager mode & british & irish lions tour of NZ.\nThis is a must have for any sports management game fan & 100% if you love rugby this si the game for you.', u'hours': 43.6, u'date': u'2017-06-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198048995178', u'product_id': u'528640', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 19, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'finall.call', u'text': u"Not perticularly worth the price. Seems to crash often, the changing of players within your player squad takes forever, and your team doesn't really take on board ANYTHING you change. I understand that it hasn't had the funding that Football Manager has, but why try and basically rip off the UI of FM? Design your own, come up with your own concepts. Unfortunately I can't see a decent rugby management sim ever coming out. Companies just aren't willing to put the money and time into a game like this, when they can spit out a half decent football game and make ten times more.", u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-06-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197971668691', u'product_id': u'528640', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 16, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Popeye', u'text': u'Having played this for a while now I can say it is a really great, enjoyable management game for people who enjoy rugby. Being welsh, it was a godsend for me, because there seems to be a lack of good quality rugby games available. Now, thanks to the developers, I have one in Rugby Union Team Manager 2017', u'hours': 8.2, u'date': u'2017-05-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198008535119', u'product_id': u'528640', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 65, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Rightlock', u'hours': 2.3, u'products': 25, u'product_id': u'528640', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-05-05', u'text': u"I really wanted to like this game but i just found it to clunky, not very intuitive. The UI leaves a lot to be desired some buttons weren't even clear they are buttons. The scouting system is frustrating and unclear your're unable to just search for players by position and make your own decisions. The tactics are very limited and there is no tutorial just a manual you can open seperatly. I love rugby and really want there to be good rugby games but unfortunately this isn't it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'steve.lygo', u'text': u"The management side of the game is certainly pretty detailed but it all falls down when the players run onto the pitch.  First game of the season, one of ny players has the ball on his own 22.  Runs all the way back over his own try line and concedes a 5 metre scrum.  Well you don't see that very often on TV do you?\nSecond half, have the opposition penned back inside their own 22.  One of their players runs back towards his goal line, touches down between his own posts and scores 5 points.  Not sure what is happening at this point, but while I watch amazed their number 10 claims the ball and runs the length of the field to place the ball for the conversion (at the right end this time) and adds the extra 2 points.\nOh, and why do all the scrums feed from the tight head side?\nTo say there are some issues with the 3D game is an understatement.", u'hours': 4.1, u'date': u'2017-05-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198254578053', u'product_id': u'528640', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 22, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'cattal01', u'text': u'Great game, the simulation has gotten better with some of the fixes.\nStill a couple bugs, modding is very easy but i think the modding might have created some bugs.\nThey have been great at receiving feedback and interacting with users online.', u'hours': 169.7, u'date': u'2017-03-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198086278832', u'product_id': u'528640', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 6, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'sCriv', u'hours': 131.9, u'products': 19, u'product_id': u'528640', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-03-15', u'text': u'1.) The positives:\nIf Rugby is your favourite sport, this is the best Rugby management sim currently  available to buy.\nThe general feel of the game is pretty good - the layout is very simple and it doesn\'t take you too long to get used to navigating your way around and working out each little game facet..\nThe player/league database is pretty accurate and up-to-date, although only certain teams from certain leagues are licensed (Aviva Prem, Pro 12, Top 14) and for some reason if you decide to coach international sides, the player\'s names are not licensed when they are called up to their international squads (something which I found slightly bewildering).\nSome of the competitions are also not licensed, eg: the Six nations is called the "NH Nations" - but if you can get past the lack of full licensing, this IS an enjoyable game.\nYou can take over a club - build your club facilities, set your own tactics, bring through and cultivate your own youth teams, sign/loan players - even set your own ticket prices. I have spent many enjoyable hours so far, and I would normally reccommend a game like this -  however:\n2.) The negatives:\nIf you are looking at this game, hoping for a Rugby Manager sim which is similar in style and execution to the Football manager game series - think again.  This is absolutely nothing like Football manager, it is clearly years behind in it\'s development.\nFirst of all, the tactical side of the game I found massively wanting - you only have the option of setting extremely basic game tactics.   You can manually select players for line-out and scrum, but that is about it.\nAs a result, I quickly found a tactical system within about 1 hour of game time which was almost unbeatable, and with an average Northampton Saints team which has struggled in real life, I went the whole calendar year unbeaten, winning the treble in my first season. I repeated this feat for the next three seasons, using the same tactics, and almost the same players.\nI then took over as Italy manager and won the six nations grand slam at the first time of asking using the same tactics, beating england 40-0 in the process.\nBasically, this lack of in-depth tactics has made the game incredibly easy to beat - it is just not challenging or realistic whatsoever in this regard, which I thought was a a massive shame, as there is the basis of a good game there.\nThe second major negative point is the 3-D match engine.  Far from the crisp graphics and smooth flow of the Football manager series, the 3-D engine on Rugby union Team Manager is one of the worst I\'ve ever seen in a sports sim game.\nThe players run around randomly, rucking at random intervals.  This chaos leads to an enormous amount of glitches, the most common of which are passes which go about 10 feet forwards yet are still counted as legal, and nearly always lead to a try. There is also a glitch which occurred in about 30% of my matches where sometimes a player would get possession of the ball, and run 50 metres the opposite way down the pitch to his own try line, and the ref would blow for a scrum to the other team in the try zone - sometimes even blow a try to the opposing team!\nWhen you\'re in the opposition try zone powering towards a 78th minute try to win the game and this happens to you, it\'s incredibly frustrating.\nThe only positive thing about the 3-D  match day engine is the team call system which is used - it makes for an interesting dynamic, but is incredibly frustrating to me because like the general game mechanics, there is the basis of a good game there, it just needs massive development.\nOverall, if you\'re a fan of Rugby, this is an enjoyable game, but it is so mind-numbingly easy and  incredibly riddled with bugs and glitches, that it is not worth it unless you are a seriously big fan of the sport like I am.\nAt \xa329.99, this game is almost the same price as Football Manager, but it is absolutely light years behind it in terms of the experience it offers. I say this - don\'t waste your money.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'bisneskissa', u'text': u"if you're looking for a normal visual novel game where you can make some choices, this is not the one. you just have to click forward and follow the story.\nwell, personally i enjoyed the anime better. maybe i should have played these games first and then watch the anime. after watching the anime this game feels very slow, but the story is still great. don't play just one chapter, play them all! the ending won't be something you would've expected.\ni would recommend this game. the characters are great and the story is unique.", u'hours': 4.4, u'date': u'2017-02-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198133276095', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 59, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'SNValadez', u'text': u"First off, you will definitely get your money's worth from this game.\nIt actually did take me about ten hours to beat and that was with me clicking fast (although, granted, you can completely fast-forward the whole story to get the achievements but that is very unsportsman-like and I don't condone it).\nSecondly, the beginning is very cute but then it starts getting annoying because you just want to see the cool stuff but you're stuck playing games with your friends or whatever and I do reccomend fast-forwarding that because your relationship with these people has already been established and you don't need to be slogging through more \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665t. You need to get to the meat because the story is just so damn good.\nThirdly, it's heart-breaking. The beginning is so light-hearted and then it really takes a dark turn. I was legitimately scared at moments and it felt like I was playing a horror game because I was breathing heavy. You and the main character are always questioning and wondering and the ending leaves you hungry for more.\nSo please remember, this is the first part of a four(?)-part story. There is more to come in the mysterious town of Hinamizawa and I recommend playing another chapter if you truly wish to see the end.", u'hours': 10.2, u'date': u'2017-02-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198085744382', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 102, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'KnightAvenger (\u221eKawaii)', u'text': u"Higurashi Whey They Cry Hou-Ch. 1 Onikakushi is a visual novel where you take on the role Keiichi Maebara, a student who has recently moved from the city to the small village of Hinamizawa.  Specifically, it's a kinetic novel, which means that there are no choices to be made; you simply progress for the story itself.  It takes place in the early summer of 1983, and we are introduced to Hinamizawa and its inhabitants through Keiichi's eyes.  Specifically, the characters who make the most appearance time are four of his classmates (Rena, Mion, Satoko, Rika) as well as Tomitake, a freelance photographer, and Ooishi, a detective from a neighboring town.  Keiichi goes about his life, getting acquainted with Hinamizawa and developing friendships with the four girls, and everything seems to be the normal, mundane life until a tragic event takes place and Keiichi starts learning about certain incidents that have happened surrounding Hinamizawa.  He's pulled into this world that he wished that he had stayed ignorant of but it's too late to go back to being ignorant.  As there are four chapters (question arcs) in the series, this first chapter is known as the prologue and focuses on the introduction of Hinamizawa and as you may have guessed, there are specific scenes between Keiichi and Rena.  I believe that the following chapters will focus on other aspects of the story and Keiichi's relationships with the other girls although I have yet to play them.\nAs this is a kinetic novel, though, I won't say anything more about it, not wanting to spoil the story.  I will say that, especially in the latter half, there are more horror elements so one should be prepared for that.  As you progress through the story, after each chapter, new tips will be unlocked and reading them will give you more insight as to what's going on (not simply learning about events from Keiichi's point of view).  Also, after you finish Ch.1 in its entirety, you have the option to replay certain days' events as well as a fun after party for the cast in which the characters give their ideas and theories as to what's going on.  These are all unlocked in the Extras section on the main menu that is unlocked after you finish one day in the game (as that's how the game is divided-by days).\nAs to my opinion of ch. 1, I totally loved the story.  I felt myself getting drawn in, especially towards the latter half when things start getting crazy.  (I wish I could be more specific but that would be spoiling the story.)  I loved the characters-Rena, the shy, sweet girl; Mion, the tomboy leader; Satoko, the prankster; Rika, the quiet, wise, composed one.  Things are definitely not what they seem and after finishing ch. 1, there isn't an answer as to what happened.  You can only make guesses but I understand that there are chapters called answer arcs that will eventually address these questions.  The story was really well written, the art (newer style) was great, and I loved the music.  The pieces fit in well with specific events and I totally felt creeped out when there were the scary parts.\nOverall, I totally loved Higurashi Whey They Cry Hou-Ch. 1 Onikakushi and I'm happy that I got the chance to play it.  I'm really looking forward to Ch. 2 and learning more about what's going on in that world.  ^^", u'hours': 13.9, u'date': u'2017-02-19', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 2, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 478, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'jopa', u'hours': 29.8, u'products': 10, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'\u0418\u0433\u0440\u0430 \u043a\u0440\u0443\u0442\u0430\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 \u0432\u0441\u0435\u043c \u0440\u0435\u043a\u043e\u043a\u043e\u043c\u0435\u043d\u0434\u0443\u044e', u'early_access': False, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'smoo', u'hours': 112.0, u'products': 112, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u"hey this review is long over due..I bought this game when it first came out for the 360..this is a great game...in and out, rockstar has never let us down with the GTA series...the singleplayer campaign is such an adventure when you're new to the map and game and the multiplayer has endless updates...thanks guys", u'early_access': False, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'Dancing Spy', u'text': u':D\n5/5 stars\noh crap.....', u'hours': 57.0, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198113494076', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 64, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'TheTuninator', u'hours': 25.4, u'products': 205, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'text': u'Great music, frenetic gameplay, and fun characters.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'Danny Dorito', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 256, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'text': u'fumos and touhou= best', u'early_access': False, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'Taka', u'text': u'Danmaku fight, ready.... GO!', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198119099946', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 18, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'chrisriches36', u'text': u"An extremely disappointing and frustrating game. I'm no stranger to sport mangement sims and certainly no stranger to this game in all of its previous incarnations. I can't get anywhere with this. 15 games into my first season as the Exeter Chiefs and I haven't won a single game, lost all my pre-season friendlies and now I can't even score let alone win. I'm not missing anything, I'm training my players, I have a squad containing world class players, I've tried changing just about every tactic out of desperation, I've even tried auto-manage, but whatever I do I can't get anywhere. I've become so frustrated with this game I've given up and I won't be playing it again. Aside from that, there are numerous bugs to contend with, like the stupid dance that some of the players appear to do on the pitch, players rucking against thin air, players and ball moving from the try line to the sidelines as if an invisible hand has just picked them up and dumped them there. For the price of this game I was expecting a lot more but this is crap and I want my money back. A fiver, I wouldn't pay any more than that it's not worth it.", u'hours': 14.6, u'date': u'2017-03-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198002457728', u'product_id': u'528640', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 68, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'Rob', u'text': u'Not a perfect rugby management game by a long way, but easily the best rugby management game available at the moment. It is better than the previous version of the RUTM with some much needed improvements. Certainly a must have for any Rugby Union fans who enjoy management games. It does take some getting used to so give yourself time to get used to the game', u'hours': 37.0, u'date': u'2017-03-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198055515401', u'product_id': u'528640', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 16, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'josephdavies88', u'text': u'Not accurate information on players. Good play and squad management is not easy to use or navigate', u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2017-03-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198065803369', u'product_id': u'528640', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 1, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'metafa', u'text': u'Love this relaxing game! Emotional and social intelligence is needed for the puzzles, really a rarity in gaming I feel, and it looks beautiful and provides you with a different perspective. Recommended!', u'hours': 2.6, u'date': u'2017-06-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 102, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Sp00ky', u'text': u'The Way Of Life\nThis gam sucks becas it hav graficks bad  and it hav bad', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-06-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198272683961', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 4, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'legoboyrules', u'text': u'it is great', u'hours': 2.7, u'date': u'2017-06-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198269030734', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 5, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Dexmach', u'hours': 7.8, u'products': 473, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2011-11-26', u'text': u'This is a great board game and a great PC game too. Nice job.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Zer0DarkNeZz', u'products': 195, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2011-11-24', u'text': u'This game sucks', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14, u'found_funny': 1}
{u'username': u'Herr Wolf', u'products': 416, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2011-11-23', u'text': u"It's total\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 just play Hearts of Iron. This hexagon\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665is like something directly out of my\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665", u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'MrMarki134', u'text': u'Even more marvelous than I expected. Anyone who loves the anime as much as I do should play this mother\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing miracle.', u'hours': 12.1, u'date': u'2017-01-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198041993574', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 59, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u"Tsey'Akan", u'text': u'This games starts about your daily life and you having fun, making you care about the characters, but what happens next still sends chills down my spine. A story which makes you think, who are the villains...? What is the truth...?', u'hours': 10.9, u'date': u'2017-01-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 364, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'jersey', u'text': u'First qand most important - this is NOT a game. It\'s just a novel that is sold as a game. There is nothing to uncover, no choices to be made - nothing. Just click, click, click to see another screen. so if you are looking for a typical visual novel game where you have some choice (even if few and far apart) and can influence the ending - look somewhere else.\nGraphics ... well, background are great, I least I liked this pseudo hand-drawn images in the background. But characters are your typical 2D anime school girls. Nothing fancy. The "mimics" is lacking, there are just few poses and faces.\nMusic is boring and repetitive, so nothing to look (or hear rather) for.\nBut in the end the whole plot is simply boring. It is unneccessary long, some activities are repetitive and at the end everything starts to rush just as if writes realized that money is ending and they need to complete the game.\nI like visual novels, I reall do. Even the ones that are only novels, not games. But this was badly executed excuse of mystery horror.', u'hours': 6.8, u'date': u'2017-01-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 74, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'set\xe4 #1', u'hours': 167.8, u'products': 89, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'grinding since 2013', u'early_access': False, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'Jack Hamilton', u'hours': 9.7, u'products': 5, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'Maxim it\u2019s a mint game 10/10 defi recomend as I paid \xa315.99 worth about 50 in my mind if your ram / processor  isn\u2019t great it will lag occasionally and  you also need 80gb free HDd or ssd. Worth it tho', u'early_access': False, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'Born2Win', u'text': u'I have no words, a very very very nice game, good work !!!', u'hours': 14.0, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198321637583', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 55, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'Comenius', u'hours': 64.7, u'products': 261, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2014-11-06', u'text': u"Inquisitor is an old school RPG with a long story about persecution of heretics, torture of people both innocent and guilty, decent amount of curse words, poverty and death, possibility to help or diss people, pub minigames and that all in a world and history based on our own.\n\u25baLong and gripping storyline\n\u25baAwesome atmosphere\n\u25baGreat variety of  equipment and spells\n\u25baDetailed texts\n\u25baTorture and minigames\n\u25baSlow movement\n\u25baBuggy and unbalanced combat system\n\u25baCertain quests requiring detailed knowledge are based on lucky answers\n\u25baNonfunctional alignment\nOverall, it's a highly enjoyable game mainly for old school fans if you can get over a few difficulties.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'LMNOpeace', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 208, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2014-11-01', u'text': u"I read about a comic books worth of text within the first minute. Then I burned someone.\nGame doesn't \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 around.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'The Chumpion', u'text': u'I wanted to like it, and the story seemed interesting, but the author has made some terrible gameplay tuning decisions which prevented me from enjoying it.', u'hours': 4.6, u'date': u'2014-10-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197971365728', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 946, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Skipp', u'text': u'Cute magical girls shooting cute magical girls with magic... in Japanese.', u'hours': 4.9, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198003711484', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 182, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'\u2740CandyPowd3r', u'hours': 6.0, u'products': 96, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-20', u'text': u'I love this game !\nlove the story,love the world,\nL O V E! A L L T H E GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\nTOUHOU!\n!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'Wille', u'text': u'I love Touhou, ZUN please put the rest of them on Steam too so I can give you money', u'hours': 8.5, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198014599624', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 85, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'thelastmageonearth', u'text': u'This PC port of the game runs terribly slow. I even at 1080p running on 2 gtx 980ti  im getting dipps less than 20fps and battles turn into slow motion sequences.  But at least at 1080p it seams to stop crashing when you try to save your game.  I had been playing in 4k at similar  fps but every time i saved or went back to the crux the game crashed.  Same thing in 2k as well.  Horrible port. Broken in my opinion.  Sad', u'hours': 47.0, u'date': u'2017-05-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561198071580360', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 325, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u"It's Chloe Bish", u'text': u'The game itself is interesting but I cannot merit a buy for this game. The constant bugs, wonky frames and crashes are unbearable. The game has a auto-save feature where you can save wherever but even this causes the game to crash randomly causing you to lose like 30 minutes of gameplay even with consistent saving.', u'hours': 35.4, u'date': u'2017-05-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198045896470', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 282, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Gorzilla', u'hours': 1.6, u'products': 290, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-05-25', u'text': u"I'm about to refund this due to too many bugs on windows 10\nHad unbareable buzzing I managed to fix by changing to run as administrator on windows 7 compatability.\nCrashed every time it loaded the first cut scene after game started. Fixed by changing resolution to 720p\nNow it's chrashing when I try to save the game.\nMany outher less game-breaking bugs in the fist 90 min.\nWould not recommend. Proceed with caution particularly if running windows 10.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Faceless', u'hours': 4.6, u'products': 107, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u"i'm your daddy", u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'krakocollo1', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 221, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u'Best 7 minutes of my entire life, hands down', u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'CG', u'text': u'This game is literally hilarious and should be played with 3 or more friends.', u'hours': 2.7, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198353691152', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 9, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Spl1nters', u'text': u'Best rugby managment sim.', u'hours': 134.5, u'date': u'2017-02-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198028289632', u'product_id': u'528640', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 85, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'benmacmillan37', u'text': u"Terrible. Trying to be football manager and failing spectacularly. I purchased this game last night and started playing it straight away. I was excited for the first Rugby manager game I've ever played. Overall I was very disappointed with the game play. It was not intuative and rather clunky. I played one game in 3D and thought it was complete rubbish the 3D animation was awful and the flow of the game was terrible. It was difficult to pick the team as it let you select the players but it was not obvious that you had picked you match day 23 as you could easily deselect someone and not realise. As a rugby fan I'm hugely disappointed by this game and will have to make do with football manager until a decent rugby manager game comes out...", u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-02-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198064268343', u'product_id': u'528640', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 4, u'page': 2}
{u'username': u'CanisLunesLunes', u'hours': 17.5, u'products': 81, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2014-10-12', u'text': u"I'm going to be perfectly honest; this game took me a while to warm up to. The original Costume Quest was one of my favorite games of all time, so the changes that were made to gameplay weren't all that welcome at first. As I played the game, though, and let go of my prejudice, I discovered a really great game with a cute story and some really cool mechanics. While I'm not sure it surpasses the first game, it does serve as a good continuation of the Costume Quest tale. While I may have gone into this game shy, I had grown to thoroughly love it by the end. I have a feeling I will be playing through it every Halloween along with the original and Grubbins on Ice, and I'm really happy to have it in my collection.\nPros:\n+Really cute story, with well-written characters and an enjoyable story arc\n+Picks up right where the first game and DLC leave off. The continuation feels nicely organic.\n+Costume upgrades were a nice touch, both in how they improve the costumes and the physical changes that occur\n+Classic Double Fine humor\n+The musical score fits really well with the game, and functions better in places than the original in my opinion\n+All characters can use the skate shoes now\n+Some of the new costumes are simply fantastic\n+Candy Corn\nNeutral:\n=The game can be short if you don't explore endlessly or grind for candy and experience\n=The game bosses seem underwhelming compared to the first, and don't put up much of a challenge\n=Somewhat requires you to have played the first game and the original DLC\n=The new Paper Mario style combat is a wild departure from the first. I think I preferred the original combat as the different costumes required different combat quick time events, but the combo system in this version is welcome.\nCons:\n-The new Creepy Treat card mechanic isn't as much fun for me as the old battle stamps\n-You no longer auto-heal after combat, meaning you're always running back to a fountain to heal. There is an option to eat candy to heal instead, but it never seems worth the cost until after you've bought everything you can.\n-No bobbing for apples game", u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'davidromro', u'text': u'Everything great about the original with improved battle system and great new story/characters.', u'hours': 14.8, u'date': u'2014-10-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198066952709', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 35, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'Escherusa', u'hours': 14.0, u'products': 204, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2014-10-12', u'text': u'Does for the first Costume Quest what Portal 2 did for Portal.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'\U0001f430 \u16cb\u16c1\u16b7\u16a0\u16b1\u16c1\u16de \u2720', u'hours': 8.3, u'products': 121, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-07-19', u'text': u'The best Krautchan-/int/ space simulator i know.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Difficulty Tweak', u'hours': 5.0, u'products': 199, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-07-12', u'text': u"this is something i didnt expect myself to be playing\nfor a game based on a meme that came from a german \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665, it's pretty good\nyou're gonna miss out on some jokes if you don't read polandball stuff often but its not gamebreaking\ni feel like i got my 3 bucks out of it", u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Dyer', u'hours': 13.0, u'products': 899, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-07-11', u'text': u'This game is really worth its price, simple yet compelling and easy enough to let your kids play too.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Bmc Studio', u'hours': 8.1, u'products': 427, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-07-15', u'text': u"It's not bad, kind of like Rainbow six siege and Ghost recon.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'rock3tz', u'hours': 25.4, u'products': 5004, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-07-15', u'text': u'Dead multiplayer game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'Camp Survivor', u'text': u'its ok. i got it for 77p with strider and dmc from humble bundle so i cant complain\ndo i recomend the game yes its worth the 25p i paid for it', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-07-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198083311139', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 194, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'James4th', u'text': u'Good stuff 10/10', u'hours': 4.1, u'date': u'2015-08-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 315, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'xinoxer', u'hours': 4.2, u'products': 208, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2015-08-11', u'text': u'Cute game!! \xb0-\xb0\nRpg turn based game\n+\nnice town themes\nunique leveling system\ncrazy boss fights\n-\n#.#', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'EniGma', u'text': u'1-Started the game\n2-left it afk for 3 hour\n3-got all the cards\n4-deleted it\n-10/10', u'hours': 3.9, u'date': u'2015-07-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 285, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'expat1999', u'hours': 4.8, u'products': 216, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-06-25', u'text': u'This game is great and holds so much meaning!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'thechampcm', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 7, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-06-25', u'text': u"The controls for xbox controllers are atrocious. I couldn't even look around. And I barely got past the tutorial before quitting.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'juicebox', u'text': u'it wont let me deletet\nbecasu it lags\nit suks', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-06-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198351209362', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 8, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Giga', u'hours': 7.4, u'products': 73, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-10-30', u'text': u'Fun game, if a bit on the short side. The enemy bosses are  unique and full of character and the controls feel good. Overall a polished experience which probably helps this game stand the test of time.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'PhenixDraco', u'hours': 21.2, u'products': 109, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-10-30', u'text': u'* Best Super Hero (Batman being super smart & rich power) Game Series.\n* Combat is really great but gets repitative time as you progress but you only feel it after spending a very long time in the game.\n* My favorite parts are solving riddlers challenge, next would be you takedown enemies silently and forced combat being the last.\n* Story is also great specially with the performances of joker and batman. you really feel the same vibe with the BTAS tv show', u'early_access': False, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'RED_X', u'text': u"it's a best game. very very good action adventure be sure to play", u'hours': 12.1, u'date': u'2017-10-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198380525377', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 16, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'Trumpette', u'text': u"If you like being Eff'd over by RNG this is the game for you!  Not only do you get screwed by drawing playing cards to determine your orders but you get to resolve combat with dice!!  Awesome! This game is a living demonstration of just why gambling is for the mentally \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665.", u'hours': 31.8, u'date': u'2011-11-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198043268748', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 70, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Coward [Giena]', u'text': u'\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 \u043d\u0438\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 \u043d\u0435 \u0431\u0435\u0441\u043f\u043b\u0430\u0442\u043d\u0430\u044f', u'hours': 23.9, u'date': u'2011-10-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198002102776', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 44, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u"L'Aud S'Pi", u'hours': 8.2, u'products': 98, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2011-10-27', u'text': u'I found this under the "free games" but do not waste your time unless you are willing to pay. It is a fun game and you get a small amount of ingame currency for for free. This currency is used to start games, both vs ai and vs real players, it quickly runs out.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Jordy', u'text': u"Expecting another great isometric game as\n, this very quickly turned out to be a big disappointment. The use of the isometric environment is minimal and if it wasn't there at all, this game would play the same. There is no effective use of it.\nAll is left is just walking around and replacing objects to get Bob Back To Bed. With sketchy controls it is often hard to quicly replace items.", u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2016-04-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197991756070', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 99, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'Bender76', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 535, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-04-01', u'text': u"It's a neat little puzzle game with some cool escher style landscapes but the controls were just too clunky. I'd often know what I needed to do but just couldn't position my guy and the puzzle pieces in the right spots within the given time frames. Can't recommend it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'DaLuckyNoob', u'text': u"Good challenging puzzle game.\nPlaying with optical illusions isn't that easy.\nSurrealism is pretty rare in video games these days, it's good to have one like that.", u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2016-03-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198062801935', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 56, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'Meme_Duk', u'hours': 44.6, u'products': 23, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-12', u'text': u'I love this software so god damn much...', u'early_access': False, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'Izer Storm', u'hours': 18.7, u'products': 32, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-12', u'text': u'For beginners to 3-D animation, this can be a difficult tool but with the help of online tuturials, high-quality animations can be made that are YouTube-ready. An amazing program that can be used for 3-D models, sounds and more.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'somthing spooky', u'text': u'is good\n-the heavy wepons guy', u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2017-11-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198354691216', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 14, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'fidget spinner', u'text': u'hey thats pretty good', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-11-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198406182163', u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 37, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'xeecroove', u'hours': 81.3, u'products': 346, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-10', u'text': u"This game has become as my daily routine b4 playing other game.\nI played Clicker Heroes too, but the progress to the next level is depends on how much u spend real money on it, unless u're\nthe kind of patient\nFor this game, no need money to upgrade the whatsoever, just play until got bored clicking\nAnyway, it is worth to play, plus it's free. 8/10", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'ian.strathdee', u'text': u'This game is the best', u'hours': 1135.8, u'date': u'2017-11-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198406715240', u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 4, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'PrincessCarwash\u6d17\u8eca\u59eb', u'hours': 2.6, u'products': 923, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-01-20', u'text': u'...When today was over... and tomorrow came... I thought I could finally... Have a happy life here in Hinamizawa...', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Meau94', u'text': u'The more I read, the more I kept wishing that I could erase my mind of the anime that I had watched years ago just so I could experience that deep sense of confusion and trying to figure everything out all over again. In a psychological and horror aspect, this VN does much better than the anime.', u'hours': 30.3, u'date': u'2017-01-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198256845676', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 55, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Felix!', u'hours': 29.0, u'products': 221, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-01-13', u'text': u'If you like reading, good atmosphere created by music and sound effects, being afraid of your friends(and your food!), mysterious happenings, and are willing to deal with high school type slice-of-life shenanigans (most of which are legitimately enjoyable as well, just. in a different way) then you should try it.\nIt doesn\'t have different routes and choices like your average visual novel. "Sound Novel" was not a thing I had heard of before but it is a very accurate name for it. Plus! If you\'re squeamish about seeing violence but don\'t mind reading about it, and you like scary things but not jump scares, then this would be fine for you. The horror is mostly psychological and the scariest thing you\'ll see art of is some of the creepy faces the characters make.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Stavrikios\u2122', u'hours': 23.4, u'products': 129, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2011-09-06', u'text': u'Very good game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Mephiston', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 765, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2011-01-04', u'text': u'This game is designed for older computers.\nDoesnt work correctly on win7.\nAudio levels are horrible, controls are unweildy, codemasters expects you to pay for cheats (haha).\nFirewall was set off as a suspicious process to boot (it was a false positive but hey, you should know).\nAvoid, especially if you loved theme hospital.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'[VC]Warfire', u'hours': 1.7, u'products': 1033, u'product_id': u'11590', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2010-11-25', u'text': u'In the same spirit as Theme Hospital but brought up to date - worth a try, if a little buggy.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'el bigotto', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 10, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2015-12-28', u'text': u'Although beautiful, it gets boring quite fast.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'FlorCookie', u'text': u'just... boring', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2015-12-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198253761675', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 14, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'marcuswbu', u'text': u'an otter ate my crayfish >:(', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2015-12-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198133006020', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 10, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'DarkApostle', u'hours': 160.9, u'products': 532, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2015-08-17', u'text': u'Did not expect it do be sooooooo fun :)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Mksaron', u'text': u'A suprisingly well made casual puzzle tactical game. Massive single player campaign with 40+ hours of content.\nA must for HoMM fans but I would recommend pretty much to all who like games that will challenge your brain as well.', u'hours': 59.4, u'date': u'2015-08-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198128360458', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 84, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Very Clean Guy', u'text': u"Looking for an addicting puzzle/strategy game that won't eventually run out of challenges for you? Look no further! This game combines the elements of RTS games and puzzlers with great and simple multiplayer mechanics as well as intriguing campaign and storyline. Customize your army to fit your personal strategy, and mix things up with unlockables found in the campaign. Get an experience lasting much longer than your usual 8 hours, all for the price of $10.00!", u'hours': 86.8, u'date': u'2015-08-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198068017724', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 32, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'udutont', u'text': u"The game is adverstised as 'intense strategic board game'. This is misleading to put it mildly. I have played literally hundreds of real boardgames and Germlins  Inc is not by any measure an intense strategic board game. It is far too random to allow effective strategic play. The game looks nice, though.\nP.S. Be aware that the AI seems to target you in SP with certain actions regardless of who is in the lead.", u'hours': 5.9, u'date': u'2017-03-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197993236677', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 107, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'SleepySid', u'hours': 27.8, u'products': 652, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-03-18', u'text': u"Gremlins Inc is a wonderful and special thing.\nThe aim of the game is to swindle, con, bribe and betray your way to victory, if this sounds like your cup of tea then read on...\nIt takes about an hour to learn the basics and understand the various rules, but once you have those down you start to see how strategic the game is. There are 12 player choosable character pieces which all have their own traits so for instance playing the Pauper requires completely different tactics to say playing the Secret Agent.\nBeing a board game there is of course an element of luck with the dice roles and for me adds to the enjoyment. However player movement is done using one of 6 cards that you are dealt. Each card has a movement number as well as a usage statistic. The element of strategy comes from deciding whether to use the card to move or to get much needed resources.\nThe graphics are really well done and the music/background sounds really help add to the atmosphere of the game. There are quite a few single player challenges that are a good starting point. Multiplayer though is where it's at and the fact that the developers have chosen to only allow use emotes and preset quotes for communication is a definite bonus. It also helps keep the game child friendly.\nThere are a number of mainly cosmetic DLC packs that can be purchased for the game, these change the character portrait graphics, add additional emotes, backgrounds and I believe music. These are fully optional as they do not change the core of the game which is very welcome news.\nMy Score: 5/5", u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Melcena', u'text': u"Had a stroke of luck and won two games in a row against my girlfriend. I'm now single.\n10/10 would play again.", u'hours': 18.6, u'date': u'2017-03-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'user_id': u'76561198043651293', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 218, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Eaglesnak', u'hours': 2.5, u'products': 94, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2015-09-06', u'text': u'A solid blast from the past! The number of hours I spent on this game as a kid was mind boggling... now to play it through again, ha ha.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'Captain Awsome Alex', u'text': u'10/10', u'hours': 3.3, u'date': u'2015-09-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198123547043', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 23, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'Driftaway', u'hours': 2.8, u'products': 711, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-09-06', u'text': u'Completed game about in 3 hours . It was OK . As a retro and adventure lover I liked this game a lot :)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'Aldes', u'text': u'Person I show this game too, person I loose to its imagination for hours.', u'hours': 1.9, u'date': u'2015-02-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198023073181', u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 266, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'HAUSER', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 208, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2015-02-23', u'text': u'Yes', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Magics', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 239, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-02-20', u'text': u'This game is very depressing.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'lionboomer', u'text': u'This game is playable but spammers and certain game mechanics are just bad. I personally dont like this game because it doesnt makes people just angry.', u'hours': 35.1, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198114379694', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 84, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Bunnybones', u'text': u"This is an amazing game. It is well balanced, entretaining, has a striking artstyle and is fun to play. And it's free?! Everyone with a computer has to try this game. I've had so much fun playing this. Love it.", u'hours': 58.3, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198253583883', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 55, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Stalin', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 52, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'text': u'gay', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'gwillboyd', u'hours': 148.4, u'products': 12, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u"Easily the best single player campaign story I have ever played in a game, and that is saying a lot. Absolutely compelling characters from beginning to end, perfect pacing, and missions that are an absolute blast. It's like participating in the best crime-action thriller ever made.\nThe Online mode on the other hand is a different story. While it's definitely got great ideas, building your own criminal empire in a massive territory, going about your business whichever way you please, there just isn't a way to play by yourself. PVP is not only involuntary, it is also unrewarding as the reward for killing another player is minimal, while the losses to yourself can be extraordinary. Extremely frustrating when you're about to jump into a plane to sell a shipment of weed when some \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 comes along in a fighter jet, kills you, and destroys the product that took 4 in game hours to grow and be developed. It will feel like a lot of wasted time.\nThat being said, the game is worth the price for the single player alone, as it will be a gaming experience that you will never forget, and sets the tone for all single player stories to follow it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'Otamegane no L Momo', u'text': u'This game is awesome', u'hours': 543.4, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 7, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 6, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'TurboTom', u'text': u'just scroll back up and buy it.', u'hours': 11.1, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198160907191', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 154, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'kindman', u'text': u"It's crazy how good this game is holding up. It still feels fresh and unique and i highly recommend it to fans of story driven games with a taste for subversive houmor. by the way: PRESS F9 TO SAVE THE GAME. PRESS F10 TO LOAD A GAME.", u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2016-01-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 2663, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Crustykeeb', u'text': u"I was a HUGE fan of this game years ago, could not get enough of Corey Feldmans voice acting. With this release I feel lied to. Sadly, the trailer that steam has playing IS the American version of the game with Corey's voice acting, however what you get when you purchase it is the very dull British version where all of the Norm guards have very thick cockney accents and the main characters voice is some random guy who sounds about as interesting as your history teacher that hates his job. I would request a refund but from what I understand Steam works kind of like Spiderman, you only get one. So this time around I will eat that whopping $4 I spent and be sad and save that refund for another day. I wont dog on them too much though, I LOVE steam to death, just wish they would have been a little more clear on which version they were selling. Sigh.", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2015-12-14', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 7, u'user_id': u'76561197985158325', u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 284, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'm531', u'text': u"Most influential game of my life.\nThey really don't make them like they used to! Imagine buying a game today then looking at the manual through a mirror to read a riddle to work out what the #### to do! It's crazy which is why I love this game.", u'hours': 7.0, u'date': u'2015-10-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 6, u'user_id': u'76561198130001132', u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 22, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'ssyntheticc', u'text': u'I loved this game so much but then in an attempt to make the game more approachable or something by adding health regen the devs pushed a lot of diehard fans like me away, the gameplay changed fundamentally from having to decide if to push forward or retreat to just hiding when hurt to let the new regen kick in and thats not the game I paid for.', u'hours': 60.7, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198041624528', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 25, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'malsauce', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 79, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u"isn't this free on nexon launcher like all the other nexon games?", u'early_access': False, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'Big claw of the huge flute', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 467, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u'Boring unpolished crappy game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'Evilslaktus', u'text': u"If you like the Redwall-saga, and you like adventures, you'll love this game.\nIt's gorgeous. A true gem.\nJust get it.", u'hours': 6.0, u'date': u'2016-09-06', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198072008217', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 166, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Vanilin', u'hours': 12.0, u'products': 309, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-09-05', u'text': u"This game is one of the most promising early access games I've ever played. It has such an amazing looking world with plenty of corners to search for a bunch of items. I particularly love the different cultures, it seems that lesser stories only have one culture and that's it, but having conflicting beliefs helps to create a more interesting world and people to talk to in said world. Between just the mice and rats you have a ton of cool lore to learn about, and I can't wait to see what the other animals cultures are like. It also helps that the gameplay is good too.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'mysoul', u'hours': 10.1, u'products': 201, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-09-04', u'text': u"Pros: The art style, lore, story, gameplay, characters, everything is fitted and very interesting. The animations of Tilo is so cute. I highly recommend this game!\nCons: More music is needed in my opinion and I'm having graphic issues from time to time.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'francish', u'hours': 6.5, u'products': 1176, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2014-10-30', u'text': u"In this game I found I'm not that good in english\nstills a pretty solid game for all old school rpg lovers\n8/10", u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Swamp', u'hours': 3.7, u'products': 1160, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2014-10-28', u'text': u'.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'darkfirezx', u'hours': 27.8, u'products': 129, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2014-10-18', u'text': u"The atmosphere of the game is great but, I feel the rest wasn't executed very well. The writing definitely captured some of the justice, heretic, interrogation theme but, ultimately wasn't very engaging to me.\nThe gameplay gets a bit repetitive, especially if you have to make multiple trips in certain areas due to equipment breaking or running out of potions.  It seems a bit overkill if you have to bring 3 sets of weapons and 2 full pages of inventory filled with potions into one dungeon and you still have to make a 5 minute trip back out to resupply.\nThose things said, I only played as a paladin and restarted twice to make stat adjustments. I never made it past the first act as well. I was about to write the review a while ago but, I decided to try to give it some more time.  After a few more hours I still didn't make it out of act 1 and it was not worth it to push myself through this game.\nAll in all it's good for a few hours of mediocre entertainment at ~$2.00 but, I don't think it's worth your time.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'What the pota?', u'text': u'Masterpiece.', u'hours': 13.8, u'date': u'2017-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 49, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Rick_Truffa', u'text': u'Man, a simple stealth game, but with ninjas, and lots of gameplays o/', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198061114945', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 200, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'wessltov', u'hours': 48.1, u'products': 475, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'Before you buy this game, know you\'re not buying a Ninja Gaiden type game.\nThis game is all about stealth, and if that\'s not your thing, neither is this game. If it is, however, you\'ll enjoy this game\'s gameplay, as well as the story.\nYou play as a ninja, waking up to your temple being attacked. Right from the getgo, the game teaches you most, if not all the skills you need to beat the rest of the game, unless you want to be flashy about it. Yes, you\'re reading this right. Flashy. There are many different ways to work your way to the end of each individually designed level, either going through or around your enemies. While your weapons and tools can\'t be used for direct combat, they still give you a multitude of ways to outsmart the enemy, regardless of whether they even see your shadow or not. This game, after all, is about stealth, and if you\'re ever caught in direct sight...you might as well go and go back to the previous checkpoint.\nWhile the game\'s story is nothing complex, it puts you in a movie kind of world. While the story is linear, it feels like you have an active role in how the story progresses, as being seen could mean the end of your entire operation. If you can suspend reality for just a little while, you\'ll find yourself\nthe nameless ninja, sneaking through the shadows, seeing everything the game has to offer, without being seen yourself.\nTL;DR: In this game, you are a "helpless" ninja, having everyone who\'s trying to stop you grabbing at smoke, and being afraid of every shadow. This is a good game for ninja- and stealthlovers.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Barser', u'hours': 152.6, u'products': 2472, u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-11-25', u'text': u'old but gold!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Joe the Acedia', u'text': u'When you have no powerful PC, you can play this for days.', u'hours': 12.9, u'date': u'2016-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 273, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'dimebag', u'text': u"You aren't a real gamer until you've completed this one.\nYou aren't a good gamer  until you win this one.", u'hours': 3.0, u'date': u'2016-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198076080105', u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 62, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'plugboy tard', u'hours': 2.7, u'products': 77, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'text': u'playable idiot fairy.\n\u2468/\u2468', u'early_access': False, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'ratherbelucky', u'text': u"Are you a child of the 80s or 90s that misses the days of genuinely hard video games?  Do you crave the strange, fever dream that is being on the inside of a cult classic?  Are you sick of the repetive, overproduced and overdramtic orchestra scores that accompany every triple-A title released today?\nWell it's your lucky day, because Touhou 16 just dropped on Steam, becoming the first game in the 20+ year franchise to be (easily) available in non-pirate form in Western market.\nTouhou is a run-based game, and this one is on the easier end of the specturm for the series -- but if you're new, it won't matter.  You will spend at least several hours to your first CC; it's possible you may wind up spending more than that just to see an ending on the harder difficulties.  But you will enjoy every minute of it thanks to the stunning soundtrack and refreshing arcade gameplay.  Seriously -- it's $15 bucks -- give it a whirl.", u'hours': 42.7, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197993569735', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 34, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'Scissor Guy', u'text': u'I want to like Hidden Star in Four Seasons, I really, really do. But I just can\'t. I bought the game ASAP when it released on steam, not having played 16 yet, just to support ZUN and Touhou Project. I don\'t know if I set my expectations too high, but I just didn\'t enjoy playing this game. I forced myself to at least reach Okina (which I did) before passing judgement on this, and it was a painful 6 hours indeed.\nGameplay:\nIt\'s a Touhou game, which already makes its gameplay decent at a core level, controls smooth, etc. But this game loves to throw absolutely stupid attacks at you, half of which are just infuriating. Subterranean Animism had its share of stupid attacks, but I didn\'t want to kill myself when I ran into them, they were enjoyable to try to survive and figure out. Not here. Maybe its just a preferance thing. The cast all feel unqiue though, which is nice, and I like the sub season mechanic which helps to adjust for different playstyles.\nMusic:\nMusic wise, this game has a great soundtrack, but feels kind of lackluster when compared to some of the best touhou game OSTs, in my opinion. Still good though~\nCharacters:\nI\'m not going to say anything because the dialogue is all in Japanese and I\'m too lazy to find the English translated dialogue.\nArt:\nEveryone says they hate the TH16 art style, but honestly I dont mind it in most cases. It\'s ZUN, and it\'s touhou, I don\'t expect all that much, but that\'s what the fans are for. Either way, the art wasn\'t painful to look at like it was in 6 and a few others. Passable/10, the touhou classic.\nAccessibility:\nFirst off, no English/Spanish/Chinese/etc support, which sucks, but its understandable. It does drive some away, though. Anyway, my main issue I want to address here: If someone asked me a good touhou game to start off with, I can safely say 16 would be in the bottom 5. Play 7, 14, 13, 8, or 10 or something first, then come back to this one.\nPrice:\n$15 is 100% what I expected and 100% reasonable for this game, SSS tier pricing.\nOverall (tl;dr):\nI want to rate this game as Touhou 16, not "touhou is on steam, freaking upvote that!!!!!!!". I am ecstatic that ZUN has finally gotten touhou on steam, don\'t get me wrong, but this review is for this game, not for touhou on steam or touhou as a whole. Yes, I did include elements of the steam factor in this review, but I felt it was needed, as its presence on steam has become part of the game\'s appeal and spread. In the end, Touhou 16 has its music, cute girls, unqiue playables, the neat sub-season mechanic, and availibility on steam/cheap price going for it, but it really, really lacks in the gameplay/enjoyability department, and it\'s JP-only restrictions also hold it back on the steam platform. Yes, this is all subjective. Yes, this review will get downvoted to hell and back. But it\'s my thoughts and experiences with the game.', u'hours': 6.1, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198173399445', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 35, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'Ruhl', u'text': u"I'm not sure why this game has as many negative reviews as it does. I run this game at 1920x1080 resolution and default settings with no issues. None of the crashing or white screen issues people are mentioning. The game does regularly drop to 30 fps and all cutscenes are capped at that.\nHowever I don't consider fps drops an unplayable issue and had no technical issues. This is a fun (if tedious) game and definitely worth the 20 bucks or less if you get it on sale.", u'hours': 54.6, u'date': u'2017-05-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198078111626', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 198, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Scorpio1401', u'hours': 12.1, u'products': 372, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-05-20', u'text': u'XIII-2 is defintely up there in my favorite FF\'s in the series. The first one doesn\'t offer much of a replay value while this has stuff to grind for and has a pokemon "gotta catch em all" feel when it comes to your 3rd party member. Also has one of my favorite villains in the series because he doesn\'t seem as evil after you think about the story and his perspective of what is going on. The story does include time travel so rule of thumb is if there is time travel everything is convoluded. I really don\'t look that much into time travel games but if you do, it may upset you lol. As you can see in the reviews section they are pretty bad when it comes to this PORT of the game. I for one haven\'t seen many of the issues stated but doesn\'t mean you won\'t so take that with a grain of salt. I wanted this game on my Steam library because I buy anything and everything Final Fantasy. Do I recommend the game, definitely! Do I recommend this port... with MY experiences yes, with the amount of negative reviews I\'d do my reaserch on it or even consider the console versions.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'TheRedKirby (\u0e51\u2579\u06a1\u2579\u0e51)', u'hours': 4.0, u'products': 371, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-05-14', u'text': u"I really wanted to play this but the game just won't let me play it. If the game isn't crashing, it's freezing. If that isn't happening, I get a weird audio buzz. And if that doesn't happen, the framerate goes haywire. And given how old this port is, it seems S-E has no interest in addressing these issues.\nIf you really want to play this, you're better off getting it on PS3 or 360, this port is unplayable.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'david72208', u'text': u'a fun online game very worth $5 you should really get it! :D', u'hours': 3.9, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198385697889', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 26, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'RattleSnake', u'text': u'Watching the baby wiggle around the ground makes me laugh every time', u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 184, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Ayylmao1911', u'text': u'Who is it.', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 11, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 5, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 1081, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'100AkerWood', u'hours': 11.1, u'products': 736, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2014-10-12', u'text': u"Halloween + RPG + Humor = Costume Quest. This is as fun and charming as the first costume quest. If you loved the first one you will love the second one. It has an improved battle system with more reaction. Three Creepy Treats cards can be used during battle that have different effects (they regenerate so don't be afraid to use them). Also there are a bunch of new costumes for you to wear and use.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'kathrynhlewis', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 16, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2014-10-12', u'text': u"If you are aiming to play this on a Mac, without an Xbox controller, I really urge you not to bother. I think it's an absolute joke that Double Fine are allowed to include that Apple icon in the description.\nI adored Costume Quest, but there are many changes in the sequel that haven't improved the game and the new controls make it very uncomfortable to play. For example, WASD has replaced the arrow keys for movement. Fine, but when you have to use E to pail-bash and Shift to skate, my left hand is doing way too much work and my right hand is just hanging out at home like it's not invoted to the party. It's painful.\nThe fight sequences are dull now. They've tried to add more features but for some reason it just feels more repetitive. I havent even got as far as using the treat cards in fights due to how frustrating the controls are.\nTo top it all off, on A Mac the entire right third of the screen is...well I don't know what's going on there but it ain't working. It's black or greyed out. I have to change the resolution to fix it. Every. Time. I play.\nI feel like I've tried my best with it but, no. What a massive disappointment. I actually want my money back if these issues are not fixed.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'TheHeeyyy', u'hours': 8.7, u'products': 261, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2014-10-12', u'text': u"Your enjoyment of this game will depend greatly on how you felt about the original Costume Quest, because it's for the most part more of the same. If you couldn't look past the flaws of the original Costume Quest I doubt this game will win you over. However, if you greatly enjoyed the original Costume Quest's humour and charm (as I did), you will have a blast playing this game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'Lordrangleic', u'text': u'I like this game, and was excited when it updated with better internet references. I enjoy the childish political and cultural humor of the internet comics, and wanted to play the game because it was so inexpensive on steam. I played it for a few weeks on and off, slowly upgrading the rocket and attributes and enjoying the game. I got really close to landing on the moon, then one day I see it updated, and they improved the phrases when you knock into enemies. Shortly after, I was spending hours purposely trying to hit every enemie as many times as possible to see all their unique phrases.', u'hours': 2.6, u'date': u'2016-07-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198245923036', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 463, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Nidos', u'text': u'I said\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665a record of 35 times in 0.2 hours of playtime as of writing this review. My Polish family is proud.\nAlso, to Romaina in this game,\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665w dupe.', u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2016-07-08', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 91, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'ComputerFiguur', u'text': u'Steriotype Europeans. Russia is too drunk to react..\nDutch people only smoke weed..\nWell, Your a little plain and you want to get up. But some coutries attack, some are nice.\nThe countries are floating arround, like little balloons. Some will try to hurt you, others give a boost.\nVery fun little game for a decent low price.', u'hours': 4.6, u'date': u'2016-07-08', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 5, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 3719, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'comminsar', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 755, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-07-15', u'text': u"Never got the game on release because even as a huuuge RE fan (my opinion is that it is the greatest series of all time, bar none), I played this at TGS 2015 and it sucked, picked it up in the Humble Bundle for $1, and here's my review.\nStill sucks, here's the negatives\nThe controls are floaty, and unresponsive.\nOnline is dead (and from what I've heard was dead 2 days after launch)\nNPC enemies offer absolutely no challenge and you can ignore them.\nMatch is boring, and games are generic.\nLittle content means I have no reason to want to revisit.\nOver the shoulder camera zoomed in too far.\nAwful cover system that tries and fails to mimmick far superior shooters.\nPositives:\nRacoon City looks nice in the Unity engine, with this lighting/effects.\nHumble Bundle gave this a community of a few hundred players, but it will be dead again soon anyway, so no point even bothering.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'Speed Demon (99 Woodcutting)', u'text': u'If the fact that Avast doesn\'t let you run the game isn\'t enough to tell you how bad it is, the controls will. Capcom went from "Street fighter" and "Resident Evil" to this f*** up.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-07-15', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 4, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 246, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'Rick Grimes', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 340, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-07-15', u'text': u"Why does this game exist?\n\xa31 on humble to try it out for yourself.\nSPOILER\nIt's not good", u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'Ani Lebrosiviky', u'text': u'3 hours of game time and not a single trading cards\nHorrible Graphics\nStory line = confusing/almost no existent', u'hours': 7.8, u'date': u'2015-07-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 131, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'CallMeLouis', u'text': u"The combat system really annoyed me. Some people might like it, but it's not for me.", u'hours': 4.9, u'date': u'2015-07-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 141, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Black', u'hours': 2.4, u'products': 465, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2015-07-13', u'text': u'', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'navyman', u'text': u'\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665t', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-06-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198313704676', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 3, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'hair extensions', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 134, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-06-23', u'text': u'ye', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Gutless Carnival', u'text': u'It literally wont let me past the tutorial. It makes me miss the stupid sprint jump thing every time i try, even if i shouldve made it.', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-06-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198227114160', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 8, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'TopKat', u'text': u'Pretty okay', u'hours': 10.3, u'date': u'2017-10-29', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198361339048', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 33, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'BigusDickus \u7bdd', u'hours': 9.7, u'products': 15, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-10-29', u'text': u'Great gameplay and story', u'early_access': False, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'IcedP', u'hours': 10.9, u'products': 459, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-10-29', u'text': u'Very.... VERY good. A great start to the Arkham series. If I was to give a critisim it would be that the final boss fight was too easy, even on hard difficulty\n9/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'Salsa', u'hours': 1.9, u'products': 1590, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2011-10-20', u'text': u"Yet another great translation of a boardgame into a PC game. You should try it until you have no more credits left and then buy the actual board game. Don't waste your money buying additional credits. Play the real thing.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Conker The Cat', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 236, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2011-10-16', u'text': u'Reccomended for people who like board games/card games. Not for me though, found it a bit hard to play even with the breif video to start you off with. Not my cup of tea but its worth a try if you have the brains for it. Derp...', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Fhreed', u'hours': 2.0, u'products': 489, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2011-10-15', u'text': u'Love it ^^', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Ocean', u'hours': 13.1, u'products': 215, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-03-23', u'text': u'Set aside, is a game player by setting a number of obstacles or authority to control the "hit the wall on the right things to the end.\nTwo phase comparison, the advantage of exquisite picture of escape in small fresh, with Chinese, short process, low difficulty, very easy to achieve success;\nAnd rush the advantage lies in the game, the settings for the core to a lot of brilliant, players have to face greater challenges: multiple to control the running object (collide with each other and also considered a failure) and several kinds of interactive combination of very rich gameplay, puzzle set more elaborate, from the beginning of the simple model requires players head turned more curved and level is also very much.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'Reyadh.Rahaman', u'text': u'Fun, but short. Designed well, but not worth more than a few bucks. Worth trying out if on sale.', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2016-03-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198117861731', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 80, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'pogo8bit', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 386, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-03-18', u'text': u"I was looking forward to play this game. Very interesting and surrealistic theme and graphics, but the gameplay it's not as polished as I expected. Nice puzzler tho.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'Ag_', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 6, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-12', u'text': u'"Now that is what I wanna see!"\n-Soldier', u'early_access': False, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'Do you like french toast?', u'text': u"I think it could be a bit easier to understand, as well as different binds. Since I'm on Windows 10, pressing F1 (a bind in SFM) opens up the help window, I can't use it to it's maximum potential. Good tool though, it really lets gamers express themselves in the virtual world, but out of the games themselves.", u'hours': 13.5, u'date': u'2017-11-12', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 4, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 21, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'SoundOfSilence', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 3, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-11', u'text': u'Good', u'early_access': False, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'76561198348182621', u'text': u'Played it 8 months ago, forgot about it.\nInstalled it 2 minutes ago, got every achievement at once and now have 999999999 of everything while only getting 10FPS (on a phone game)\n10/10 would 100% again', u'hours': 7.0, u'date': u'2017-11-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198348182621', u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 11, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Yso', u'text': u'just got the game\n~gets to wave 100 in 2 hours\n10/10 will play again', u'hours': 3.2, u'date': u'2017-11-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198380935637', u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 24, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Hardcore Games\u2122', u'text': u'this is not such a bad game to kill time with', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-11-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198027982510', u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 271, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'mirai zura!', u'hours': 17.1, u'products': 159, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-01-13', u'text': u'The hours and hours of reading them play card games actually pays off once the twist happens.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'wjlfrien', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 164, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2015-12-22', u'text': u"Just a pond simulator, very relaxing. Don't expect anything more than that, and you'll enjoy it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'\u22b0RojoPotato\u22b1', u'text': u"A very, very relaxing game. The soothing instrumental music goes very well with the watercolour look to the game. It's lack in complexity makes it feel like a mobile game but, if you're doing homework, making an aggravating spreadsheet, or a stressful powerpoint, this game is perfect to keep in a small window in the corner of you're screen. Among Ripples is an amazing meditative game and, I would definately recomend it to anyone with a lot of stress in their life.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2015-12-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198198193085', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 18, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'DodoFTW', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 150, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2015-12-17', u'text': u'What ?!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'highlandergoc', u'text': u'Only small children would like this game. It does not merit its title. This game may be to challenging for the small children who might like it. The game play mechanics are so wrong for the franchise.', u'hours': 21.1, u'date': u'2015-08-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198098465814', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 106, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Warm_Butter', u'text': u'Pros\n- Fun and easy game mechanics\n- Enjoyable art style.\n- Decent replay value.\n- Random skirmish mode available\n- Puzzles are tricky.\nCons\n- Small to non-existent multiple player population.', u'hours': 23.9, u'date': u'2015-07-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197989535011', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 30, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'YOGI', u'hours': 7.6, u'products': 135, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2015-07-19', u'text': u'great game to play and just pass time as well', u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'McTrillionaire', u'text': u"I wanted to like this game, but I simply couldn't.  Ostensibly it's a strategic card-playing game, but in reality you have very little control over what happens.  It's like if Mario Party had even more variance.  Maybe it would be fun in that same way (everyone playing together in a lobby), but I can guarantee that it's no fun whatsoever solo.  Terrible purchase.", u'hours': 17.5, u'date': u'2017-03-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197969573663', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 1043, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Jim', u'hours': 56.0, u'products': 67, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-03-15', u'text': u"Totally recommended if you love board games!\nIf you play it with friends it'll be more fun, hell I get lots of fun playing with strangers alone. Those cheeky emoticons you use when you did something that annoys your opponent is on point that makes them feels like challenged! xD\nBought it for 50% discount and played straight 9 hours multiplayer online with strangers. Can play up to 6 players. There are ladder, tournament and ranked but haven't tried the tournament. Certainly worth the original price without the discount, will buy some of the cosmetics DLCs in the future to support the dev.\nThey also gave a free single player update recently which I haven't tried, and from what I read in their news they will add more cards and contents into the game for free!\nSo buy it and make the community more lively in the multiplayer section! Send your friends into jail! Extort their savings! Annoy the hell out of them with the emoticons! and more!! Hahahahaha!\nP/S: You can't grief in this game as there are no in-game chat or even lobby chat as of now. So far no ones abandoned their game even though they are losing, all of them played until the end cause you never know you can flip the table just before the end but pretty sure there is a system to prevent them from abandoning ;)", u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'[CCMT]N.G.', u'hours': 12.8, u'products': 660, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-03-15', u'text': u'10 / 10. Offline also.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'TheFrik', u'hours': 9.5, u'products': 1800, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2015-09-06', u'text': u'Nostalgia rules!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'Lord Khyron', u'text': u"I love you. I'm so in love with you\nI love love love you.\nI love you. <3", u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2015-09-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 2136, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'Ty', u'hours': 14.2, u'products': 479, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2015-09-05', u'text': u"This game is Out of this World! ;O What a delightful adventure that is full of terrors and excitement. It's controls are simple and the game is short once you figure it all out. But it's so much fun and truly a unique experience that all gamers should have. \\m/ I will keep coming back to play again.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'BBNZ_PowahSerg', u'hours': 6.7, u'products': 258, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2015-02-06', u'text': u'The Whirling Dervish strategy is the only one that works everytime.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'MisleadingBanana', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 257, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2015-01-30', u'text': u"There's nothing really worth mentioning about this game. It was ported on the app store for a reason. It doesn't have much depth, but I guess it would entertain a small child that you're forced to babysit for a little while. I'm glad that I didn't spend money on this game and rather got it for free from a small forum contest with no standards.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'PaulButton', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 262, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2015-01-27', u'text': u'every childs dream combined with nerd science', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'LeafyIsHere', u'hours': 51.4, u'products': 22, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'text': u'game makes me wet', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Emperor Charles', u'hours': 19.4, u'products': 230, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'text': u"Solid Game.\nNo Linux support unfortunately. Im sincerely sorry for the negative review, but it's unplayable for me in current state.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'LucaSkills_', u'hours': 6.0, u'products': 14, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'text': u'Oke', u'early_access': False, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'TacticalTigers | Imperious', u'text': u"If your looking for a review on this game you've come to the wrong place, but if your looking for an outstanding pie recipe you've come to the right place.\nIngredients:\n1. 6 tablespoons unsalted butter\n2. 1/2 cup white sugar\n3. 1/2 cup brown sugar\n4. 1/4 cup water\n5. 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon\n6. 1 pinch salt\n7. 5 apples - peeled, cored and sliced\n8. 1 pastry for double-crust pie\nDirections:\n1. Preheat oven to 425 degrees F (220 degrees C).\n2. Combine butter, white sugar, brown sugar, water, cinnamon, and salt in a saucepan over medium heat. Bring to a boil, remove from heat and set aside.\n3. Roll out half the pastry to fit a 9-inch pie plate. Place bottom crust in pie plate; pour in apple slices.\n4. Roll out top crust into a 10-inch circle. Cut into 8 (1-inch) wide strips with a sharp paring knife or pastry wheel. Weave the pastry strips, one at a time, into a lattice pattern. Fold the ends of the lattice strips under the edge of the bottom crust and crimp to seal.\n5. Pour butter-sugar mixture over top of pie, coating the lattice, and allowing any remaining sauce to drizzle through the crust.\n6. Bake in the preheated oven for 15 minutes. Reduce heat to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C), and bake until the crust is golden brown, the caramel on the top crust is set, and the apple filling is bubbling, 35 to 40 more minutes. Allow to cool completely before slicing\nBut seriously, I love this game!", u'hours': 318.0, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 50, u'page': 27}
{u'username': u'BiggerJ', u'text': u"The name of this game is false advertising. Very little about it, from its alternate-universe mundane-dystopia setting to its Duke Nukem Forever-esque engine's use for an adventure game, is normal.", u'hours': 2.3, u'date': u'2015-10-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'user_id': u'76561197985592260', u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 916, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Freak Puke', u'text': u"It's a fun, challenging and time consuming game to play the only downside is there appears to be no obvious way of saving your progress so get the red bull and coffee reading because you'll be in for the long haul with this one.", u'hours': 11.9, u'date': u'2015-10-10', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198181630330', u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 94, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Kinky', u'text': u'The best point and click game ever!', u'hours': 8.5, u'date': u'2015-10-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561197993909446', u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 64, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Sjovall', u'text': u'Very good', u'hours': 31.7, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198091477771', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 19, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'Splittingatoms', u'text': u'Add TDM and CTF..Let the fun begin. I just dont like the one and only mode they included..simple as that.', u'hours': 4.7, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198038286994', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 374, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'xDivineWrathx', u'text': u"Not a bad game at all, it's actually a great arena shooter!  Very intense gameplay and the low gravity fields in the maps add for a nice twist!  I do not own the game but was involved in the beta testing and I did enjoy the game.", u'hours': 3.1, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198285024693', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 78, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'Kafei88', u'text': u'How my night went before I bought this game, and why I\'d recommend it:\n1: Bought No Man\'s Sky for $60 on payday\n2: Refunded No Man\'s Sky, due to its lies.\n3: Saw this game was recommended to me.\n4: Looked at the screenshots, and was reminded immediately of Redwall and Secret of NIMH.\n5: Learned it was a stealth game.\n6: Purchased with refund money for $20.\n7: Launched it.\n8: Threw a bottle at a sleeping rat\'s head, and knocked him unconscious. (Despite him already being asleep...)\n9: Life Complete\n11/10, would throw bottles at disgusting rat guards again over naming a planet and all of its inhabitants.\nI recommend this game to those who absolutely loves stealth games, as well as Redwall and Secret of NIMH. (As well as lore) Though I can\'t put it in words at the moment; all I can really say is what Jim Sterling said, "It feels like what an early access game should be."', u'hours': 51.8, u'date': u'2016-09-01', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 10, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 362, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Nixie', u'text': u'A great showcase of whats to come, very well put together. The world feels rich and alive, the visuals are fantastic. If I had to compare it to any other game, I would say its like Zelda without the combat (for now)\nHighly reccomended!', u'hours': 13.0, u'date': u'2016-08-30', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197978112506', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 58, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'BrodoBaggins', u'hours': 1.6, u'products': 124, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-08-28', u'text': u'Ghost of a Tale feels like a true labor of love. Everything about the game oozes charm and polish.  I honestly had to stop playing, because I want to wait for the vision to be fully realized for the ultimate experience and I can already tell this game is going to be one of those special video game experiences you get nostalgic over.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Froget\u0950', u'text': u'2 much 2 rid', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2014-10-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197993038328', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 125, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Bitterman', u'hours': 4.1, u'products': 1362, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2014-10-15', u'text': u'Constant CTD after character selection screen.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'*TDG* Chaos', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 208, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2014-10-11', u'text': u"Admittedly it is a very long game, I have played for an hour and have barely progressed, such is the like with RPG's, but it is very much worth it, brings back memories of Diablo II :)", u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Holomraz', u'text': u'One of the best side-scrolling stealth action games you can get. Violent poetry of stealth kills never gets old and the key element of gameplay is that you can always choose you way \u2013 either it\u2019s a noisy mayhem igniting fear in all who witnessed your rampage or the -maybe even scarier- silent but deadly approach where the hidden dark places are filled with your victims. Nice background story is a great bonus of this surprising gem.', u'hours': 74.1, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198048391168', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 112, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Kovach_', u'hours': 3.1, u'products': 289, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u"Stealth gaming done right. 'Nuff said.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Cristian', u'text': u'Writing a review, cuz you know, steam is forcing me to.', u'hours': 11.4, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 392, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'NecroPolo', u'text': u"It is one of the most brewtally difficult turn-based strategies ever with some blessing creepiness. I completely love it for being what it is. I played the hell out of it back in the '90s and 2000s.\nIf you decide to complete this game be ready: it will be neither short nor easy, not even beginner level.", u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2016-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198005576643', u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 271, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Honoo', u'text': u'Hard. Unforgiving. Tough as nails!\nLong war is easy by comparison.', u'hours': 6.2, u'date': u'2016-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198004650972', u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 168, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Craymar', u'text': u'Cracking game.  Brutal, yet unfair difficulty.\nSquare graphics grate a little but worth the outlay', u'hours': 11.2, u'date': u'2016-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197960574741', u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 235, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Xeroma', u'hours': 1.9, u'products': 601, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'text': u'I still remember the days when the idea of any Touhou games making it to Steam was a pipe dream. If you like shoot\'em-up games this series constantly delivers, with the "weak" entries still being better than most indie shooters. Don\'t be scared by the lack of official english language support, there\'s community patches you can find with a little searching. Very much worth your time. 10/10 soundtrack too.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'Draconi', u'text': u"I would've loved to play this game but I haven't been able to get past 30 min. of actual gameplay because of the constant crashes and it being unable to save in time. It's sadly litterally unplayable.", u'hours': 2.7, u'date': u'2017-05-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198086457612', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 98, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Unclean', u'text': u'....what happened? This game and FFX X-2 HD remastered were terrible ports. I had so much faith in Squaresoft.', u'hours': 22.0, u'date': u'2017-05-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198074076357', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 43, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Chroma', u'text': u'Terrible performance,  game itself is not that great either.', u'hours': 16.6, u'date': u'2017-05-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 568, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Water', u'text': u"It's a fun game to play with friends i dont recommend buying this game just alone but buying some copies for friends its way more fun with friends than with stangers online!", u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 6, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 11, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Pkt', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 125, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u'alot of fun to play with you friends', u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'shadyazn', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 295, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u'Cheap and fun to play with friends and/or family', u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'eracer68', u'hours': 14.2, u'products': 772, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2014-10-12', u'text': u"Back in for another sugary bite of RPG goodness. If you played the original then you know what's in store ... a cute Halloween-themed story interspersed with turn-based quick-time style combat. While I preferred the battle stamps to the creepy cards (due to having to manage your hand) and the different quick-time combat meters of the original, I still found Costume Quest 2 to be a fun successor. The story was enjoyable and the visuals on par with CQ1. It was entertaining enough that I won't mind having another go through to root out the remaining achievements.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'FallenAege', u'hours': 17.2, u'products': 169, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2014-10-12', u'text': u"This is a nostalgia game for those who liked the first Costume Quest and is, therefore, highly recommended to them.\nTechnically, it is a prequel/sequel, but favors the sequel side.\nLots of cameos from the first game in the prequel section of this game, but they could've gone more in depth with the character backstories.\nThe sequel section of the game is more thoroughly explored and even has a fair amount of closure unlike the blatant cliff hanger at the end of the first Costume Quest. This, alone, makes it worth the buy, though maybe when it is on sale, if you can wait.\nAs for the execution of the game, it's visually stunning compared to the first Costume Quest, otherwise, it is very similar. There are many new worlds and costumes which are fantastic additions to the Costume Quest universe, but the battle system hasn't been changed so much as to be mind blowingly new.\n[Begin battle system dissection]\n[/end]\nIt is possible though not entirely necessary to grind for candy in this version, which can be...painful. Having Candy Corn battle will make or break the grind sessions. Near the end of the game, you get around\npieces of candy per battle (more the higher your level), but the cost of things is so high that it is still classified as grinding.\nThere are still some mild bugs, such as cutscene transition speed-ups and quests occasionally breaking if you do not complete them in the right order, but it auto-saves so often that it is not a deal breaker.\n[Begin ending dissection]\n[/end]", u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'Super Nintendan', u'hours': 9.7, u'products': 497, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2014-10-11', u'text': u'I loved Costume Quest 1 and I also love Costume Quest 2, just not as much. Many of the assest in Costume Quest 2 are reused from the first. Many of the villians are copied right from the first and changed ever so slighly, like giving one monster a lab coat, TADA!!!, totally a new mob. Another big downside is how worthless some of the costumes are. Many of them felt like they fit the same roles and it was pointless to switch out much besides in open world puzzles. For example the clown, pharaoh and the unicorn. The clown for the whole first half of the game beat the unicorn and Pharaoh by miles in the healing department. The Pharaoh, you get so late into the game, I no longer died and needed her resurrection heals. However after upgrading the unicorn, the clown become useless. The upgraded clowns AoE heal was = to the unicorns, but the unicorn also healed one extra party member for quite a bit more. The best part about Costume Quest 2 is the story. The humor in the game is spot on, and I loved all of the characters and how many jokes they fit in, for the kids and for the adults. Sadly five hours into the game I was already sick of the combat, and just wanted to move onto the next story section. I would suggest Costume Quest 2 for anyone who loved the first, or just want a kid friendly non-spooky Halloween game to play this time of year. For anyone else looking for a deep RPG, or fun combat, I would look some place else.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'Higher Eclectic Ground', u'text': u"The following reflects opinions prior to Polandball: Can Into Space's Patch 1.02.\nIn essence, Polandball: Can Into Space! is merely a case of getting from point A to point B with barely any deviation; in it\u2019s own quirky way though, it manages to engage the casual gamer sufficiently for them to return for multiple attempts at beating their own best distance en route to the moon.\nHowever it is when one looks beyond this layer of casual frolicking, as repeated failure and subsequent frustrations will cause one to do, does the game truly unveil a host of inconsistencies and flaws in its gameplay.\nCONS\n- Repetitive Countryballs behaviour and dialogues.\n- Repetitive Music and Sound Design that despite the recent patch to diversify the game's solo tune, still forces players to turn their volumes off eventually.\n- Friendly Countryballs do not function in providing one with a boost like they must, due to a bug.\n- Attributes/Upgrades is a complicated business that doesn't justify why one is needed in the presence of another.\n- Forces you to sit through all of 384,400Km despite upgrading boosters, drag and weight parameters making you wonder of their relevance.\n- Stops randomly generating fuel, health and coins when the booster is used from the get-go or even in cases when one is running out of fuel or health; highly inconsistent.\n- Abrupt Ending\nPROS\n- CONS 3, 4 and 6 are to be fixed in the game's next update as per the developers; The Attributes/Upgrades will be renamed to Perks/Parts with a more explanatory description system inserted to describe their functions.\n- Clean yet imaginative visual design of rocket parts, weather and countryballs.\n- Demands quick reflexes, prudence and focus in navigating through the focus especially during the latter stages of the game; simply gunning the rocket's thrusters from the launch pad gets one nowhere.\n- Strange sense of accomplishment to be derived.\n- Can be picked up and played by anyone regardless of their familiarity with the Countryballs universe.\n- The developers also tease the onset of new missions, countryballs, dialogues, diverse behaviours and further proliferation of the PC version provided there's 'user interest'. Voice your suggestions, community!\nThis review has been a condensed version of the analysis provided by the Higher Eclectic Ground Network for independent Video Game talent, of which Polandball: Can Into Space! and its developers have been a part. View it in its entirety by reading 'Getting Polandball To The Moon' at -", u'hours': 11.7, u'date': u'2016-07-08', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 6, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 8, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Young Mussolini', u'text': u'Its not really an accurate simulation game but still fun.', u'hours': 3.2, u'date': u'2016-07-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 238, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Reinier | Dreawy on Twitch', u'text': u'It is a fun game, it can be a bit hard with all the other balls killing you and stealing your money, but you can avoid them really easy, I think it does have a lot of potential!!!', u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2016-07-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 8, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 1254, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'AleShotGun', u'text': u'One of the worst games I\'ve ever played, and sure the worst game of the Biohazard series.\nGameplay is too frenetic, crappy and confusing. When lag occurs in a match, there\'s no way to figure out what is happening, you can\'t even kill zombies without seeing them clipping around or not taking any shots you fire at them.\nSingle player is basically the same map repeated forever, where you have to kill zombies and survive for a couple of minutes. End. There\'s no coop mode. Even the 4 survivors mode is a killing fest with zombies (added for no reason imho) where you see other players running around like they are on rollerblades, oneshotting you with the knife (yes, knife here is way more lame than every weapon, considering you can run like a maniac around the map and killing ppl from behind, helped by your friend "the lag").\nI would have prefered to see a game centered only on mercenaries mode, with a lot of maps and maybe with a 4 coop mode, or at least a continuation of Operation Raccoon City with a real story mode. Instead we got this total garbage, even 1$ is wasted to buy this, unless you like frenetic online competitive games, but in that case I don\'t see why this game has to be called Biohazard tho.\nAlso, servers are pratically deserted.', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-07-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197988373379', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 182, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'Kain Klarden', u'hours': 4.8, u'products': 1561, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-07-15', u'text': u'Any price. Any time. Any way. It\'s bad.\nMultiplayer, if you can get into one, is just poitnlessly dumb.\n"Singleplayer" is an unbalanced boring mess.\nEverything about it screams "first time modders doing a bad RE inspired game", except it\'s not a mod, it\'s not a free title, it\'s a paid title and is possibly the absolute worst thing Capcom decided to put their name on in many years if not ever. It\'s not a "so bad it\'s good". It\'s just bad.\nAvoid.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'h4r4s3r', u'text': u'Re 7 is a piece of\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665shamefully this game is good , the singleplayer part is good..the online one is garbage...maybe capcom or the devs will realize games specially RE games dont NEED multiplayer, coop is ok ( in re games ), all other modes are garbage.', u'hours': 5.0, u'date': u'2017-07-15', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198013201478', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 195, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'\u239b\u239dThe New Day\u23a0\u239e', u'text': u'This game is fun, but gets repetitive at times in terms of quests and such. Very short game though, wish it could be longer or add more game modes. 5/10 it has great potential, but fails to execute it effectively. I would recommend this if it was less than one dollar, else its best to skip.', u'hours': 8.9, u'date': u'2015-07-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 498, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'leods', u'text': u"I played this game only a little bit. It's a really really generic dungeon crawler. I can see people would like this, but it's just too little for me. But if you are into generic oldschool basic dungeon crawlers and you like the graphics I guess you could go for this if it's a dollar or less.", u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2015-07-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 630, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'VaciVt', u'hours': 3.5, u'products': 240, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-07-04', u'text': u"I have a mixed feeling for this game actually, but in short, if you can stand playing with an ugly art/illustration (IMO), and don't mind grinding, this game is for you. The gameplay is actually pretty solid. The story is meh. No cloud save. I lost all my saved progress when formating my computer, thus, I'm not continuing playing it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Maghook', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 1691, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-06-23', u'text': u"is a fairly dull and inconsequential experience. If this demo is anything to go by then I expect the full version to be filled with vague storylines and unbefitting gameplay mechanics. There was one level where I spent the majority of my time looking down just so I wouldn't walk off the path's edge. The art style and aesthetic are nice, especially with how the lighting has been implemented. The soundtrack fits perfectly and contains a motif that evolves with each subsequent level.\ndoesn't know what it wants to be, whether it's a first-person shooter, a game filled with quick time events, or a platformer. I know what I want\nto be but the game itself doesn't stay true to this expectation of mine and many other players.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Laverne', u'hours': 12.3, u'products': 231, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-10-28', u'text': u'Amazing game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'OtakuRG', u'text': u'.', u'hours': 18.2, u'date': u'2017-10-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198151261264', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 74, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'Mylo', u'text': u"\xa1El gran inicio de la saga 'Arkham'!\nMuy recomendado :)", u'hours': 15.4, u'date': u'2017-10-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 406, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'BishopM', u'products': 482, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2011-10-15', u'text': u'looks dumb', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'MaEdRaT', u'hours': 4.2, u'products': 313, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-03-12', u'text': u"One of the most enjoyable puzzle games. It's very short but good designed game and perfect game for getting ready to sleep. It's not boring but also not too hard ;)", u'early_access': False, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'Atlas', u'hours': 5.0, u'products': 291, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-03-08', u'text': u"A very simple game with a unique setting. It's a shame that the setting is better than the puzzles.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'Cozmin', u'text': u'You get to control this green dog thing and pick up and put down apples to help a sleepwalking man get to bed in an escheresque world while listening to what sounds like Stephen Hawking giving you helpful hints. There are also flying bowler hats and evil clocks (with bowler hats).', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2016-03-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 218, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'TF2ScoutGio', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 8, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-11', u'text': u'its good', u'early_access': False, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'legitmario25', u'text': u'FINALLY I CAN MAKE SONIC PORN ANIMATIONS', u'hours': 32.2, u'date': u'2017-11-11', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 6, u'user_id': u'76561198280430136', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 14, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'KingLegendary (SFM Artist)', u'text': u'Noice', u'hours': 178.0, u'date': u'2017-11-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198383353817', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 4, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'__DropHack__', u'hours': 6.5, u'products': 2, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-05', u'text': u"It's Addicting!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'andrewevankraft', u'text': u"Like a lot of clicker/idle games, Time Clickers is insidiously addicting. And I'll admit, it is entertaining.\nBut a good clicker/idle game should always make you feel like you're making progress, and Time Clickers fails at this. The biggest problem is that in order to make any permanent progress, you absolutely have to play the game. You don't earn any resources that allow you to make permanent upgrades when the game is not running. Other clicker games will let you earn the resources to upgrade yourself, so if you leave it alone for a while and come back, you will have made progress. With Time Clickers, no matter how long you go between play sessions, you're right where you were when you last played.\nAs it is, you soon hit a wall where any progress is painfully slow. The price of upgrades rise drastically, the rate at which you earn Time Cubes doesn't rise nearly as fast. So after you get as far as you can and reset, the upgrades you are able to buy hardly make any improvement.\nI have nearly 2000 hours in this game and don't see the end in sight. I try to avoid clickers now, but if you have to waste your time, I would recommend skipping this one and playing something else. Something that will actually let you win after a couple weeks.", u'hours': 2127.4, u'date': u'2017-11-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198039269515', u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 92, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'kairory', u'text': u'Cool Game And Awesome Graphics', u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2017-11-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198428775175', u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 10, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Dr.Dylansky', u'text': u'R.A.P.E. ME', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2015-12-16', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198214097643', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 40, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Lumps Plays', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 309, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2015-12-14', u'text': u"It was a nice game. Felt a little like a browser game. I didn't want to play more than 6 minutes after I realized I had already seen it all.\nI'd only recommend it if you were REALLY hard up to fill up 6 minutes of your life, though.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Shadrick42', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 57, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-12-12', u'text': u'All and all Among Ripples is a relaxing game. I put my mom in a room with this game and she loved it she said it could relax anyone overall 9/10. Reson for 9 is they could explain some more. Like which fish eat what fish and why? Explain more about the setup of the oxygen level thingy because I didn\u2019t see any difference with the fish when I changed it. Love the game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Thom-Azel', u'hours': 26.6, u'products': 84, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2015-07-16', u'text': u'Its great to play alone and with friends :d', u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'tiamomatt', u'text': u'I have played this game on Ds and Xbox 360,It never gets boring,But Pc has way better graphics.The story is awesome,Also the battle system.It has a little puzzle in it,But its more of a strategy game.The thing i only wish the game had would be voices for the characters,But overall one of the best games I have played and I totally recommend this game.', u'hours': 54.8, u'date': u'2015-07-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198065030946', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 43, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'ThunderFart', u'hours': 46.3, u'products': 149, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-07-08', u'text': u'Havnt enjoyed a game like this in a long time, you can just log in whenever and have a quick satisfying battle, and the campaigns quite interesting too, best local coop I own to boot.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'BlueOrange', u'hours': 4.2, u'products': 353, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-03-14', u'text': u"The screen is really busy and the pacing is slow.  It's clever enough, but there are better ways to spend your time.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Zech', u'text': u"i \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing hate all of my friends now we're no longer friends i hate every one 11/10", u'hours': 40.7, u'date': u'2017-03-14', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'user_id': u'76561198344866248', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 315, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'[CPC] Ghargan', u'hours': 204.3, u'products': 96, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-03-14', u'text': u'Excellent game, with a ton of different mechanics and an excellent follow-up from the devs (from what I\'ve seen). Not sure if bordedom from knowing all the cards/combos will come at some point (the devs add more regularly), but certainly not for now.\nTotally worth its money.\nUPDATED : Still good after all these hours. Should also be nominated for "Let\'s Get Along Award", because well, there is no violence involved, only crippling debt, soul selling and unjust arrests :)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'MDF', u'text': u'A classic worth revisiting', u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2015-09-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198024785322', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 162, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'Zillu', u'text': u'Great game!\nI never completed it on my amiga back in the day. Now, a bunch of years later, I finally finished it! :D\nGreat memories!', u'hours': 3.1, u'date': u'2015-09-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 599, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'Digikomori', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 271, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-09-03', u'text': u'A little easier than I remember, a lot harder than I expected. Holds up surprisingly well after all these years... graphics and audio have been brushed up of course, but still looks, feels, and plays like the original.\nFull price on this title is a bit much imho, but I think I got my $2 worth.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'Bortch', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 320, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2015-01-27', u'text': u"I have no idea why Steam says I only have 87 minutes in this game because that is a lie. Not only have I beaten this game but I have beaten it to 100%.\nOf all the puzzle games I've played, this was one of my favorites and still kind of is. It reminds me of the kind of game you would see on a flash website, play every now and then, leave it alone for a few days, then come back and play it again. It's tough, thought provoking, and even give you the chance to award yourself for creative strategies when you beat a stage (even if that can be used as a form of cheating to some extent).\nThe only complaint I have about the game is the music, not because it's bad, but because I've heard it so many times, I almost suggest putting on a Pandora relaxing radio station when you've finally gotten tired of the track. Other than that, I recommend it for those who want to relax, take their time on obstacles and need a quick breather from their life.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Chicken Killer', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 593, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2015-01-26', u'text': u'Casual, great puzzle game I really enjoyed!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'lion', u'text': u"Played this @ school, best fckn' crayon game ever", u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2015-01-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 680, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'sean1', u'text': u'game is full of heavy spammers', u'hours': 103.0, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 6, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'Thunderbird', u'text': u'Awesome game i love it! :D recommended :D', u'hours': 27.0, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198032515216', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 349, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'L0lHeLetMeUseHisLapTop', u'text': u'gud', u'hours': 19.4, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198179358097', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 37, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'MundM', u'text': u"The most normal game from the 90s. Normal sound, normal gameplay, normal graphics, normal puzzles, normal retro feeling.\nNo seriously, even if you didn't play it back in 1996, if you like 3d first person perspective adventure games with graphics like duke nukem 3d, then you have have a big reason to buy this pearl. It is funny, crazy, challenging (a bit of the old unfair vibe is also there, but now we have the internet :-D), nice looking and it has plenty of cut scenes.\nThe Publisher KISS ldt listened to feedback and will try to bring the other language packs back, that seems to be the only complains from people that played it back than. Personally, I played the game in German so any english version is fresh for me and I can't complain so far.\nSome glitched are DosBox issues so far, but it's only a short reinitializing of the resolution which makes me wait 1 few seconds longer till I can get into the menue or an item, but I can life with that, after all, I spend time playing a 20 year old game, what are a few seconds for me :-D.", u'hours': 5.5, u'date': u'2015-10-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 15, u'product_id': u'400370', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 277, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Huck', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 222, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u':0', u'early_access': False, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'Raznir', u'hours': 8.2, u'products': 531, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u'Great arena shooter. If you have an itch for some old school UT fun with some modern twists this game is worth getting.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'\u272aTyrone', u'text': u'make it f2p already', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 182, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'>Str@nge \u2665', u'text': u'I bought this game yesterday and I love it from the first moment I played it. The little mouse and\ntheir animation is done so beautiful. I rarely well liked a protagonist at first attempt, but\nthis game has made it possible.\nFor me the game is not too easy, because it provides a really full relaxing entertainment.\nI would recommend this game definitely.', u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2016-08-28', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197998180983', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 43, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'BellaBug', u'text': u'WOW, what a beautiful game.  I love this game.  It is perfect for me.  IT has a cute character, puzzles, obstacles, mazes, and on and on.  I am sad to have completed the early access version and am VERY much looking forward to the full version to come out. Until then, I guess I just start over and play again from the beginning.  I loved it that much!!', u'hours': 35.4, u'date': u'2016-08-28', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198145156278', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 23, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Canyonxplorer', u'hours': 9.9, u'products': 269, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-08-27', u'text': u"I came across this game completly by chance...not surprising as it has had little publicity.  I decided to take a gamble and I'm glad I did as this really is a hidden gem.  It has thoroughly entertained me.  Congratulations to all who worked on this project.\nReasons why you should consider getting this game:\nIt looks beautiful.\nYou like mice.\nYou dislike rats.\nAmphibians dressed as pirates rock your boat.\nYou like any of the following Redwall, Mouseguard, the Deptford Mice.\nYou enjoy a story that has wit and charm.\nGive it a shot - you won't be disappointed.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Adams', u'hours': 11.7, u'products': 666, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2014-10-10', u'text': u"Great idea for an rpg game. Sadly it's poorly made. If you are looking for a rpg in a good, old baldur's gate style you will be disappointed. I can live with poor graphics but when i have to fight mostly with slow movement speed annoying magic system (most spells usually aren't working, if you hit someone once per every 5 tries you can consider yourself lucky). I was hoping for many quest requiring talking but most are rather combat oriented and fighting system isn't good in this game. What can i say more? It's a total failure and waste of money.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'widrou', u'hours': 21.2, u'products': 58, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'Marked as awesome.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'skifflepop', u'text': u'Ronin with better graphics and gameplay.', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198044977182', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 146, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Cpt. Moist Panties', u'hours': 24.6, u'products': 313, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u"The first metal gear titles worked with an over-the-top 2D perspective, allowing movement in all 4 cardinal directions. The reason being that stealth play is only fun if your movement options are much more varied than the typical 2D forwards and backwards plane (as in the Super Mario Bros series). After all, if you can only move in two directions and your objective is to not be detected, how much can you add to obfuscate your limited movement and keep variety in your encounters for an entire game?\nThe interesting thing about this title is that this didn't dawn on me 'till the very end. That speaks to the creativity in the encounters and level design; you can do so much more in a 3D space but within the confines of a 2D space I didn't realize I was restricted as such. It's an odd idea and one that shouldn't normally work, but if you listen to the developer commentary it becomes clear that the devs worked hard to bring the best out of the game.\nMark of the Ninja is\na stealth game, even the 'boss battles' aren't battles. The only weapons you have are traps, otherwise the only killing you'll be doing are stealth kills. The challenge comes in maneuvering around the levels without being detected. You always have a few options, from daggers used to distract guards, to alternate routes and traps to lay around for the guards. The developers keep things fresh by introducing environmental hazards and mechanics used to interact with the player and enemy alike. Later levels introduce enemies that move just like the protagonist, meaning you can't easily evade raised alarms by merely climbing higher than your enemies can.\nThe only thing I wish this game did differently was go in a more unrealistic direction. Towards the end of the game you gain the ability to teleport a certain distance, which made for some interesting puzzles, but the experience was cut short before the developers truly explored this ability. It's a shame, because most of the game you're dealing with the 'realistic' (hide behind pots, go into grates) but the introduction of supernatural abilities allows for interesting game elements that would really add complexity to your movement and the challenges.\nThe story is\n. It's not something I went crazy over or was intrigued by, its just competent enough to fulfill its purpose. The way its told is reminiscent of Samurai Jack's animation style; fluid but composed of simple geometric shapes. Its the one highlight in the story, which is otherwise forgettable even if told in a commendable manner with a solid ending that leaves the true outcome of your actions up to your imagination. If there was a stronger attachment to the characters rather than being mostly about the plant and your ninja clan which you don't know much about other than it being a clan of renegades it would have been more effective, but no one is here for the story anyway.\nA solid game, I recommend it but do wish it had more of the supernatural at least midway through the game, as I grew accustomed to the encounters and got to that point where I was wondering if the title was over. Play it in short spurts.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Millwoods', u'text': u'One of my all time favorite childhood games.', u'hours': 33.1, u'date': u'2016-11-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197983824949', u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 615, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'mrbeer', u'text': u'Game plot trumps aged graphics and is still very entertaining despite it`s age.', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2016-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197988269259', u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 397, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'elwhiteninja', u'hours': 8.3, u'products': 282, u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-11-23', u'text': u'The weak of will need not apply.\nThis game is awesome but insanely difficult even on the lowest setting.  It is an upgrade from x-com one but also too ambitious. The maps are enormous and the aliens are much harder to kill making the game take much longer.\nIf you are a fan of a challenge check it out.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u'Kler', u'text': u'Not bad', u'hours': 6.0, u'date': u'2017-05-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198107302439', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 153, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'PineSol Jesus (Twitch)', u'text': u"This game is super fun to play with a friend, It's great seeing all the ways you can die", u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 224, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'hd173106', u'hours': 20.4, u'products': 19, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2014-10-11', u'text': u'I like the new game but not a fan of some of the battle sequences. They seem to be a bit buggy and slow like everyone is saying. Also, I think I beat the game already but somehow missed collecting one costume, some of the treat cards, and the upgrades.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'Coriiander', u'text': u"A fun and small game for a small price. No hassle, no worries, just play and enjoy while you develop your spaceship and steer it around towards the moon. I found the difficulty to be quite right. Enjoyable for all ages, though mind you it's definately pretty casual.\nPRO:\n+ Fun and comical\n+ Brilliant soundtrack\n+ Suitable for all ages\n+ Doable achievements\n+ Small and lightweight\n+ Straightforward controls\nCON:\n+ Only the moon to fly to\n+ Little to no replayability\nSUGGESTIONS:\n+ Adjustable difficulty settings\n+ Extended journeys to other planets", u'hours': 2.6, u'date': u'2016-07-04', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 79, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'xmlWUT', u'hours': 4.5, u'products': 1130, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-07-15', u'text': u"Ok, let me start with: Even though I'm giving a bad review, I don't think the game is that bad.\nWith that out of the way, I'll try to focus on the game itself, not in the lack of players (which, of course, is possibly one of the biggest reasons I wouldn't recommend the game to any friend).\nIt is a fun game, I like how fast-paced it is. The idea of putting zombies as something that probably won't be a problem - but it could be eventually - is really interesting, specially considering that you can use the zombies in your favour if you want.\nBut:\n- There isn't a lot of content to unlock (weapons, specially).\n- The team balance is hideous (if there is even a team balance in place).\n- The single-player is a terrible joke - but apart from that, I like games that at least try to put some single-player content and avoid being a 100% multiplayer based.\n- The matches are way too short. You lose a lot of time either searching for a game or waiting for it to start than actually playing.\n- Brainer (melee weapon) is way too OP. In some matches people will run around using only melee, as melee + a poor connection will make you basically invincible.\nIt feels like this would be an really interesting free to play game (if there was more content), but it fails really bad as a paid (and not that cheap) game.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 30}
{u'username': u'Currently_Incognito', u'hours': 4.8, u'products': 399, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-07-03', u'text': u"This was pretty fun! One of those games that'd suck hours out of your life if you let it! That said, it's pretty basic dungeon crawler. Got this in a pretty cheap bundle so it's good. :)", u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'mikpe120', u'text': u"VERY fun game! If you are a fellow Batman fan, you will love the\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665out of this game! The campaign itself is fairly short (took me a week to beat while I was playing very casually) but it is awesome. And even once you finish this game, Asylum does something that very few games are able to do. It gives you a reason to keep playing and too find all of the secrets. Sure, you have the typical trophies that you need to find, but my favourites are the patient interview tapes and the Arkham chronicles. Seriously, do yourself a favour and buy this game.\nI just really need to mention here, however, that this GOTY edition is supposed to contain all dlc, however it only contains a couple of extra challenge maps and it leaves out the one piece of dlc that everybody wants to play. The Joker dlc. I just don't understand why they wouldn't include it in this edition, or even just make it available on Steam for 5 Dollars. But not only did they not include this dlc when the games was released on Steam, they are still actively releasing fixes to stop players from being able to add the Joker dlc through the use od modding. \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 you, Warner Games!", u'hours': 98.4, u'date': u'2017-10-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198285258290', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 9, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'zax', u'hours': 4.6, u'products': 202, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-02-29', u'text': u'Yes, buy it! It\'s great!\nClean visuals, interesting and engaging puzzles, that are not too hard but become more challenging as one learns the game and simplistic gameplay with potential depths: I love it.\nAnd as a bonus, you can play through the game a second time in a more challenging mode that reinterprets old puzzles with a new "variable" :)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'RareSpicyMemes', u'hours': 6.9, u'products': 17, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-11', u'text': u'Hard to learn but is actually very fun to use once you learn how to use it.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'DirtyFoot', u'text': u'good game  you wanna waste time  this is perfect  but it can gat addictive', u'hours': 75.0, u'date': u'2017-11-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198373966491', u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 21, u'page': 8}
{u'username': u'Just Monika', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 79, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-12-02', u'text': u'Akhirnya,aku punya kolam habitat air sendiri', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'[A2M] Thizzkringle', u'text': u"A fun and greatly addicting match 3 style puzzle game.\nI got this as part of a humble bundle. This game has the most unique combat system I've seen in a puzzle game besides Puzzle Quest. Multiplayer can offer a great variety of fun as well if you're into it but just know that your multiplayer characters are tied to how powerful they are in the single player campaign. If you manage to find this game on sale it's worth every penny.\n8/10", u'hours': 33.2, u'date': u'2015-07-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198015889366', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 367, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'f00fak', u'text': u'I\'m going to write this from the perspective of a big fan of board games.\nGremlins, Inc. is essentially the video-game adaptation of a board game that doesn\'t exist (yet, hopefully, but I am doubtful it will make it to market as a real board game).\nAs a board game, this game is BRILLIANT. The level of strategic depth is incredible. The six random cards - of 180 total at time of writing - that you hold in your hand provide a huge range of options in terms of where you can go on the map, what you can do, and how you can react to what your opponents are doing.\nThe balance is fantastic too, between the different characters, their special abilities, and the various paths to win the game. The developer publishes the tournament win percentages for each character, which to me is an awesome sign of their commitment to transparency and game balance.\nBoth of the above statements are a mind-blowing achievement when you start to understand the wide variety of features in the game: the ability to generate income, gain votes and become an elected official, collect malice for harmful deeds, experience \'misfortunes\', get arrested and make choices from within prison (including even becoming a "Don" and winning the game from prison), team matches, etc.\nAnd these are just the core game mechanics. The artwork, music and overall implementation are top-notch. Apple-grade design. A lot of players have asked for the developers to make the soundtrack available, because it\'s that good.\nFinally, the community engagement and ongoing developer support from what I\'ve seen is also something to commend. There is a detailed ranking system, regular tournaments and fan-based activities, so that you don\'t feel you\'re playing for nothing.\nMy only gripe with this game is the lack of in-game chat, which I think takes away from the sense of community that makes a game super engaging over the long-run, but I understand why the developers made that decision: when you\'re sprinting toward your last objective and suddenly someone tosses you in jail, the temptation to threaten to rip their $#@%! heads off would probably be too great to resist, and who knows, there might be children playing.\nAnyway -- for board game lovers, this game is a must-buy. Just do it. You won\'t regret it. And then once you fall in love with it, go tell your friends. It should be a shame to see this wonderful product disappear without ever being found by the masses.\n***\nPost-review edit: I took a look at most of the negative reviews and saw the following:\n- Must be connected to the Internet to play (this was addressed in latest patch, there\'s now an offline version)\n- Getting kicked out of the game due to server drops (I\'ve never experienced one, so this was likely resolved in 2016)\n- Players teaming up (developers introduced an anonymous player option feature and have taken rare action to ban users for this behaviour in the past)\n- Too much randomness in the game (to me this is just whining, especially when playing to 30 or 40 prestige points; yes there\'s some luck, but it\'s mostly strategy over the long-run)', u'hours': 268.6, u'date': u'2017-03-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198002863656', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 72, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Fire', u'text': u'Maitsoba!\n10/10\nWould Maitsoba again.\nToo many downvotes, real review:\nI played the original way back when on my trusty 486. I find that the controls of this remastered edition are a bit clunky with the XBOX controller, and that when Lenny is swimming the game begins to stutter for no reason at all? I did not try to play with a keyboard to try.\nNonetheless this is a classic, the game jump starts your imagination about the utopian and rather dangerous world Lenny is in, and the society that lives in there.\nThis anniversary edition comes with a few extras, including concept art which looks really good.\nRemember that this is a one-man game, (besides the music). Eric Chahi was truly an indie pioneer.\nDo yourself a favor and get killed half a hundred times, this platforming action never gets old :)', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2015-09-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 349, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'winterpast', u'hours': 2.0, u'products': 225, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-01-24', u'text': u"Crayon Physics Deluxe. Quite a random game to review, but its actually pretty good.\nI'll point out that I had more hours on this on the version from Humble Bundle.\nThis title is actually one of the most relaxing games I've ever played.\nYou really need a free sandbox mindset for this game. The levels consist of you drawing around and making objects that will interact with the environment. You have to reach specific goals and can achieve them in an unlimited number of ways. There's a bunch of levels and goals in it so you can get a good amount of playtime out of it.\nI really don't have much else to say about this game, but its quite enjoyable if you're into a game that can really calm you down.\nThis game doesn't have a story since its a drawing sandbox. The visuals really get the feel right. It looks adorable and feels like real drawings.\nThe music is extremely good. Its very calm and peaceful and is a contributing factor to why I find this game so relaxing.\nThis game will run fine on a toaster. The only flaw I found with it is there's no confirmation for creating a new game and erasing your previous. As long as you don't have butter fingers, you shouldn't run into this issue though.\nThere's also a level editor which is a plus for anyone that really finds themselves fascinated by this game, lol.\nAlso, I imagine this game plays much better on a tablet but I don't have one to try it.\nIts not a perfect game, but I did enjoy it plenty.\nWith that said, its incredibly overpriced. $20 for this game? God no. I don't think this game is worth paying over $5 for.\nIf you can get it cheap or from a bundle somewhere then give it a go.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'\u042fR | Triggernometry', u'text': u'Well damn, what can I say? This game is, in one word, spectacular. The sheer amount of replayability and overall\nis amazing. This game has competitive viability and party modes for casual, so regardless of who you are as a gamer, you can get something out of this game.\nBreakdown:\nPros:\nF2P (Not joking)\nCommunity Discord\nLow skill floor\nHigh skill ceiling\nYou can get great at this game with minimal practice\nSuper compact game size\nCons:\nCommunity can be highly toxic (Looking at you, Reddit)\nRage-inducing\nAddictive as hell (Look at my goddamn playtime)\nTL;DR\nEasy to pickup and loads of fun. Definitely will keep you entertained for hours. Plus, it takes three seconds to download.', u'hours': 367.8, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198235841826', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 28, u'page': 11}
{u'username': u'bigfuzzydog', u'hours': 12.6, u'products': 69, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u'This game is a lot of fun but it has a very low player base. As it is right now, the wait times to get into games can be very long because of how few players are on at any given time. That being said I still recommend the game because its very fun and telling people not to get it because of low player numbers just contributes to the problem. The combat is fast paced and definitely took a little getting used to for me but once I did get used to it I had a blast playing the game. I really hope this game some gains popularity. If I had to take a guess id say this game will eventually go f2p in order to attract more players that are just not willing to buy a game that has such a low player base. If you do however give it a chance I think you will be glad you did.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'Denatus', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 592, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-08-25', u'text': u"I'm in love! <3\nThe style, the look, the feel. The characters shine through just by looking at them, I've been dreaming about a game like this. I wanted to see something capture that Don Bluth movie feel in a video game and these developers exceeded it! It's amazing, the animations are gorgeous, the graphics are perfect and the gameplay is spot on. A bit of RPG Adventure with stealth. When this game is finished, unless someone royally screws up. This game will be an absolute masterpiece, the polish to this game for an early access game is to be commended.\nThe only thing I don't like, is that the game has an end. I wish I could play it forever!", u'early_access': True, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Mobycake', u'hours': 37.2, u'products': 13, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u"I have to say, even though it was a short game, it's been your of the best games I've played. It's not perfect, but it is very close.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'\u0430\u043a\u043c\u043a', u'text': u"It's old, it's hard, it's great!", u'hours': 85.4, u'date': u'2016-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 417, u'page': 5}
{u'username': u't_l_o', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 320, u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-11-23', u'text': u'Classic game, even better with OpenXcom.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'zendrakadvoco', u'hours': 53.3, u'products': 252, u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-11-23', u'text': u'Its old, but I love this game. Wish it would get an HD remake :)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Hantismo', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 560, u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-11-13', u'text': u"It's one of the classic X-COM's! It was actually the first one that I ever played way back in the 90s and not the actual original one. A lot of found memories (and terrifying ones) of the battlescapes and creepy underwater locales.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Zizka', u'text': u'Personally, this games feels more like an expansion pack rather than a true sequel. First almost everything is just a clone from the previous game. Which really ruins it as a sequel. Second this much harder and more tedious than the previous game. Mainly for the fact this game is picky on which aliens you have to stun and what you have get in order to research something. Also, this game has some seriously flaws. First the Gauss tank has a problem with ammunition. Second a lot of weapons are BS as they can only work underwater, and as well as the flight feature of the magnetic ion armor. Finally, a lot of these missions are so tedious. Especially the two-part ship missions. Anyway, unless you want a super challenging game or are masochist. I did beat this game on superhuman, but it was the ultimate test of my patience.', u'hours': 27.7, u'date': u'2016-10-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198023868839', u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 1182, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'feeluck22', u'text': u"one of the best stealthy/ninja/platform games i've ever played.\nits challenging, you can get creative and solve different layouts with different methods, and feel like a damn real ninja doing it!", u'hours': 7.5, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198081211869', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 221, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Bittah.', u'hours': 25.6, u'products': 106, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'Honestly one of my favourite games ever. The stealth, the story and gameplay is perfect. This game should win all the game awards :D', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Corvo L Vato', u'hours': 6.8, u'products': 93, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'SO GOOOD!!!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Reverend Jesus', u'hours': 4.3, u'products': 146, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-08-23', u'text': u"In the sprit of Mrs Jonathan Frisby and Martin the Warrior, embark on a quest that looks to become an instant classic. With well-executed stealth gameplay, terrifying villans, and an adorably rendered protagonist, this was a hell of a lot more than I expected from a $20 early access game. I can't recommend this one enough.\nNote that I recieved no compensation for this review, but I'm open to the concept.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'\u239d\u0e56\xd8\u0189\u0189\u049e\u1f67\u20b3\u2c64\xd0\u0e56\u23a0', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 338, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-08-20', u'text': u"You're a mouse with a hood and you can hide in chests!", u'early_access': True, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'-=NIMH=-', u'hours': 25.7, u'products': 253, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-08-20', u'text': u'OMG WOW! My Child hood fantsy comes to life ...I just cant stop playing it...I mean I have never played a game like it..the art style is unreal and the story...for early access this game is worth every penny! I can not wait to see what devs have instore for the rest of the game!....Its like being in  the movie the secret of NIHM!..I would have payed 60 bucks for this game easy! Love this game and love the people who are making it...may their children grow up to be just as awesome as they are! Much love!!!!', u'early_access': True, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Nudda', u'hours': 10.2, u'products': 80, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u'Make it F2P.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'Pierre Klein', u'text': u"The game plays nice and has a high skill level. But i'm not too pshyched about the art style.\nI only played the beta and i'm sure this game came along way since then.\nDeffo try it", u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 1, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 133, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'desmondCH', u'text': u"Frantic. Fun.\nThere might not be many people, but this game is fantastic - over many years as a gamer, I've found few games (especially these days) which offer this much entertainment.\nSo get off your EA milking machines, and try something fun...", u'hours': 46.0, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198030790549', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 16, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'naughtydog1978', u'hours': 49.4, u'products': 1429, u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-10-03', u'text': u'Classic turn based strategy 8/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Howl', u'hours': 49.5, u'products': 355, u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-09-12', u'text': u'The horror... the horror.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Luxray', u'text': u'Shortly after starting the game I shot down a small alien USO. I sent eight agents on my \'Triton\' sub to secure the wreck.\nAs they disembarked one was shot by an aquatoid. My other seven, however, were able to take him down with little trouble. I left three men to guard the Triton while the other four searched for the USO. They found it, I took a deep breath and ordered one soldier to go in.\nThe sub was empty.\nI sent my troops to sweep the area around the sub, convinced that there was probably an alien somewhere nearby. Suddenly, back at the Triton, one of my guards was cut in half by a sonic blast. I sent one of the four soldiers at the USO back to help the two remaining guards against an Aquatoid that had been hiding in the rocks. As the soldier reached the Triton he was shot and killed. The other two guards were also killed with little trouble.\nAt this point, my torpedo-launcher trooper panicked. He fired a point-blank torpedo that luckily didn\'t kill him. I told him to reload his launcher with a fire torpedo and sent my three survivors into the rocks.\nOne of them wandered through the rock formations and had his head taken off by a sonic shot. My torpedo soldier panicked again and fired his weapon again.\nPoint blank. He died of a fatal wound a turn later.\nMy last soldier spotted the Aquatoid. "Okay" I thought. "Just need to shoot him and finish the mission."\nMy soldier missed. The Aquatoid didn\'t.\nThat is an example of a standard Terror From The Deep mission. On Beginner.\n11/10 would fight the Demon Aquatoid again.', u'hours': 28.6, u'date': u'2016-09-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198062274366', u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 22, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'\u26a1\ufe0fBANKAI-_-', u'text': u'THIS GAME IS SO FUN', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 1, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'SaLVagEdSPriNgTRaP', u'hours': 7.6, u'products': 8, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'text': u'Best Game Ever...\nIt is Amazing and it looks like SUPER SMASH BROS\nu can unlock new characters and thats amazing\nthe only thing that isnt really fun is that u need to have money to get some effects\nBut anyway its an fun, amazing, creative, and multiplayable\nBest Game Ever (for me)\nReally Well Made', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'\U0001d575\U0001d59a\U0001d58e\U0001d588\U0001d58a', u'hours': 17.8, u'products': 48, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'text': u'Best rip off of Super Smash Bros. Brawl.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'XYZ', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 861, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2015-01-13', u'text': u'+ Seeing your doodles react with the level.\n- Gets boring very quickly.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'ArseBiscuits', u'hours': 3.7, u'products': 370, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2015-01-08', u'text': u"A simple yet fun puzzle game, which can be challenging in the later stages. In my opinion it's certainly not worth the full store price, I got it in a bundle for a lot less and I recommend looking out for a good deal if you're interested.\nYou can solve the puzzles in many different ways and you can draw stupid stuff while you do it, what's not to like? The thing that made me put the game down eventually was collecting the stars to unlock later stages got a bit tedious, but that's probably just a personal issue with patience.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'yuru', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 2301, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-01-03', u'text': u'Bad physics in a physic baded puzzler. Difficulty gets really hard very fast. Not my kind of game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Dustin', u'text': u'', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2015-09-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561198046675266', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 1401, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'Carnage', u'text': u'Mycaruba\n10/10', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2015-09-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 112, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 358, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'Thehagengnome', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 2224, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-09-03', u'text': u'The game did not work for me. there is no way for me to play it without it crashing :(', u'early_access': False, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'MisterWaterlily', u'text': u'If you like stealth games, then this is your game. Few games that claim to be stealth games really aren\xb4t. But Mark of the Ninja is. You hide in shadows, hide behind stuff, avoid motion detectors, stay out of dogs sniffrange, teleporting(Ninja magic..) and much more.\nYou can complete the whole game without killing anything. Unless perhaps some bosses.\nAnd for me, this game is one of the really few that I enjoyed getting 100% of the Steam-achievements.\nSame goes for replayability. I usually complete a game and then neever plays it again. With Mark of the Ninja you want to play it again! To get achievements or higher points, more stealth. You simply want to perform better than your last attempt.\nFor me this is rare when it comes to games.\nSuperb game!', u'hours': 42.7, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198141914115', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 73, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'BOOOM (HK_Miki)', u'hours': 40.0, u'products': 2714, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'Replaying this game again, but no impression again.\nHopefully there can be more similar games made or more levels can be added.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'DogPirce', u'text': u'one of best stealth games', u'hours': 7.9, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198199934127', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 75, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Bocmok', u'text': u"Usually i dont leave any rewiews but this game is an EXCEPTION! I'd like to thank the developer and his small crew for this game. This game is a complete AWESOMENESS. It makes you feel i little child liying in your bed and listening to your granny's fairy tail. The beautiful world, beautiful story that plunge you in from tip to toe leaving you exited for a very long time. There's something that keeps you interested 'till the end without even a single thought that you got tired from game process - something that most games lack of nowadays while they have so much resourcers unlike these guys. Also game represents the efforts that these people put in this marvelous product so that you can see how much they care about their own creation from the first sight.\nI recommend everyone to have such an experience by themselves and support the creators of this masterpiece. Cant wait for the full release to play the complete story what i am going to do with a big pleasure!", u'hours': 9.7, u'date': u'2016-08-19', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198082474547', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 14, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Dr. Forrester', u'text': u'This game is amazing, from the art style to the lore, it is really well done. I look forward to playing the full version.', u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2016-08-18', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197966717844', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 333, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Rummyrumm', u'text': u"This is the first review I've ever written.  Well not review, but just my view of this game.  I will begin by saying when they spoke of drawing inspiration from Redwall, suddenly my nostalgic heart strings were tugged on.  I immediately started recalling the stories that I read and am going to have to find the books to read them again.  I always wanted to know what that world would look like if it were fully realized in either a movie or a video game.  Holy hell they pulled it off perfectly!  This game looks incredible from an art style.  The entire purpose is that you are a little mouse but the world is tailored for small creatures.  Some call it animorphic, its simply the little creatures can speak and act as though they are living in a human world.\nI wanted to stay in the game world forever.  After you play the game for a couple hours, you begin to notice the detail that went in to creating this environment.  Another thing I am a huge fan of, is rather than focusing on how BIG they can make the game world, they create a small area with lots of stuff to do and find.  It is your standard fetch quest, occassional puzzle, and exploration driven gameplay, but I found it enjoyable because I was in an intresting game world that evolved the longer I played.  Mice in this world wear hats that show what their job is.  It means that you will be wearing a lot of differnet outfits, and each one will be useful in some way such as speaking with NPC's who react differently depending on what you are wearing.\nI didn't even mind having to go back to places I had been before, there are little short cuts you can find, you master sneaking past all the guards while being efficient.  I really felt like I was that mouse trying to survive this crazy prison.  I cannot wait for them to finish this game, I got to the Early Access ending and immediately wanted more.  I look forward to seeing how this story evolves, I hope there are a lot of friendly NPC's in a small nearby village, I just want to get to know more about this world.\nPlease.  Give.  Me.  More.", u'hours': 12.3, u'date': u'2016-08-18', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198036211904', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 35, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'36daysyndrome', u'text': u"Is it a freaking curse? Every game i pre-order is having a fiasco. First Evolve, then No man's Sky, now Law Breakers. So, mb before you preorder something, ask me not to pre-order it :D\nThis game have become my favorite since the second beta. I've never seen anything like this before: crazy dynamics, mind-blowing anti-gravity combat, rush of the matches is unique. I'm still in love with the game even if it's not that awesome after latest patches. Also the characters and classes are pretty good and memorable. And i like the atmosphere of the game: all this body implants and teleportations, anti-garvity and exo-suits, big corporations-goverment wars.\nIt's a hard time for some unpopular but good shooters when we have some giants like PUBG. Sad, that some brainless people throwing sh*t at LawBreakers without even playing it. Sad, that it's such a small playerbase here, and once i've literally spent 7 hours searching a match, but i'll stay at this amazing game until it dies. Long live the Lifers! Long live T.A.S.C.!", u'hours': 236.7, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198262507951', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 569, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'Proxy', u'text': u'If you like sending your friends to Jail then this is the game for you :D', u'hours': 25.7, u'date': u'2017-03-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 154, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Empress Sunshine The Great', u'text': u"A smooth running boardgame that isnt' to simple but also not to hard for the age of 15+ or something like that.\nJust follow the tutorial, read and you will be fine.\nThe 30 points multiplayer game takes a while but it is much fun! You can still win if you do not score points immediately.", u'hours': 47.5, u'date': u'2017-03-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198031055487', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 12, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'[A2M] Thizzkringle', u'text': u"A fun and greatly addicting match 3 style puzzle game.\nI got this as part of a humble bundle. This game has the most unique combat system I've seen in a puzzle game besides Puzzle Quest. Multiplayer can offer a great variety of fun as well if you're into it but just know that your multiplayer characters are tied to how powerful they are in the single player campaign. If you manage to find this game on sale it's worth every penny.\n8/10", u'hours': 33.2, u'date': u'2015-07-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198015889366', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 367, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Gato DELgato', u'text': u'Writting is terrible at best. Gameplay is fixed... against the player.', u'hours': 3.8, u'date': u'2015-06-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198001584625', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 412, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'GoldHusky', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 147, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2015-11-29', u'text': u"Even for a free game, this was quite... lacking. The tutorial had about 3 different things you could do, and that pretty much covered the entire game. I usually quite like 'meditative' games, but this just seemed plain dull.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Deisophia', u'text': u"A very simple game, that is neither diverse in its species nor in its gameplay. It is pretty enough to watch, with a soft palette and watercolour like feel, but will unfortunately not hold attention long.\nIt is lacking in complexity, a few small features, such as changing the oxygen content of the water are included, but are not manageable as they are not quantified, nor are other factors included such as pH.\nIt also only introduces a competitive environment, (the game encourages you to release the creatures according to their trophic level) with little emphasis on symbiotic relationships, although if carefully played a notion of commensualism does arise but is not as integral to gameplay as it could have been.\nIt's a fun little simulator but won't hold attention for extended play.", u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2015-11-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 539, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'TrulySalty', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 393, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-11-24', u'text': u"Among Ripples is actually pretty cute; the visuals and music and sound design are all very relaxing and have a sort of happy vibe to them, which is what the developers were trying to portray with this game, I'm sure. Sadly, I feel like this game just isn't fully living up to it's potential. It would be awesome if it was an idle game that played while you didn't, so there could be some passive development to the lake that you oversee. Also, Steam Achievements and Trading Cards are an absolute must to a game like this- some people just aren't enticed to games of this caliber without them. Lastly, more species of fish and more creatures to spawn would obviously be fun, as well as possibly being able to oversee larger bodies of water as you progress, which would in turn unlock more and more fish and various underwater creatures to spawn and observe. They could also implement different kinds of modes with differing objectives. Anyways, I could go on and on about this game. It has a huge amount of potential and I really hope the developers get around to reading this review and possibly taking my opinion to heart. All in all, this game is worth experiencing, but the actual amount of time you'll play it before realizing it doesn't have a ton of content to offer is probably less than an hour. Truly a cool game though. I hope to see it grow in the feature. <3", u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'ZeLilFish', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 407, u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-08-29', u'text': u'', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Cosmic Mind', u'text': u'See my review of XCOM UFO Defense only more so.\n10/10', u'hours': 3.9, u'date': u'2016-08-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198043572914', u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 250, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Xorphix', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 54, u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-08-11', u'text': u'UFO Defense on hard mode, with a few bubbles and absolutely accurate grenade throws under some of the deepest oceans, X-Com: TFTD is an epic sequel.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 6}
{u'username': u'Barbatos Iron Lupus Rex', u'text': u"is a clicker game, which follows the familiar clicker game formula of click to defeat enemies, beat (x) number of enemies, move on to next level, beat bosses on every 5 levels and buy upgrades along the way, both temporary and permanent.\nIf people don't mind actively playing the game (or as active one can be playing clicker games), this game might be great, otherwise the usual clicker features will easliy bore people.\nNot much to make very good, but the few graphics used are quite good.\nThey're just so that there's something nice to listen to, nothing more.\nA game of this nature wouldn't have a need for cinematics\nAbsolutely no story what so ever.\nNot much content due to the nature of the game being a clicker.\nLiterally only needs the left mouse button.\nIf one were to previously play a clicker game, one could easily find this comparable to other clicker games in terms of gameplay.\nHaving played at least 4 other clicker games at the time of this review,\nfelt more of a simulation of what a clicker game is supposed to be. Having spent a great deal of time playing this, I can honestly say I no longer enjoy this. It might be initally great, but as time goes on lack of any notable features will easily make this game seem bland.", u'hours': 1422.1, u'date': u'2017-11-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198202019352', u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 19, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Tiper', u'text': u'Pretty fun idler, colorful and with plenty of options.', u'hours': 660.3, u'date': u'2017-10-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 106, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Nokoppa', u'text': u'*Sets up Mouse and keyboard auto clicker*\n*Comes back after 10 hours to be at top score*', u'hours': 23.0, u'date': u'2017-10-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 103, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Doggobork232', u'hours': 244.7, u'products': 3, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-11', u'text': u'You can make a lot of great things with sfm.\nI rate it 10/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 36}
{u'username': u'Justin', u'text': u'Rip, lags', u'hours': 95.8, u'date': u'2017-11-10', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 7, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 19, u'page': 36}
{u'username': u'\u0645\u0633\u0639\u0642\u0645 \u062f\u0627\u062c', u'hours': 6.5, u'products': 47, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-10', u'text': u'a', u'early_access': False, u'page': 36}
{u'username': u'KeyboardSmasher', u'text': u'track game,full spammer', u'hours': 7.9, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198300869768', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 19, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'pro gamer', u'text': u'good game', u'hours': 18.6, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198261067495', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 9, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'DyNome | Platinum Troll', u'hours': 472.7, u'products': 24, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'text': u'cancer da jmek jocu', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'\u041f\u0430\u043b\u044f\u045e\u043d\u0456\u0447\u044b', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 3790, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2015-01-01', u'text': u'Fun puzzle game about crayons. :)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'I snort Ovaltine', u'text': u'You can draw lewd phallic objects to solve every puzzle in the game.\n69/10', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2014-12-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 52, u'user_id': u'76561198025180390', u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 119, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Hugo', u'text': u'Each level has one goal: to guide an object from point A to point B. The fun comes from experimenting, coming up with different solutions and seeing your contraptions take on a life of their own. It can be hard to draw certain shapes, and sometimes the physics seem to bug out. Although I laughed the hardest when my scribbles reached critical mass and started twitching wildly and flinging pieces all over the place.', u'hours': 10.0, u'date': u'2014-12-02', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 348, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u"He's Back! More Pecs than Ever!", u'text': u"One of the first games I ever played in ye olde times of Amiga and unsliced bread, Another World is one of the giants of that era, standing tall over other games at that time for its art style and cinematics - both in real-time and in cutscenes.\nThe basic premise of the story (if you aren't aware of it) is scientist Lester Knight Chaykin (weird name huh) went to work, experimenting at what appears to be a cyclotron facility. A lightning storm interferes with the particle accelerator, there is an explosion, and Lester finds himself and his desk on another planet.\nThis Anniversary Edition is good in that it retains the art style of the original game. The graphics are a bit chunky, but pleasing to the eye - if you can put up with Minecraft graphics then this is even better. I have it on Windows 7 and have experienced no issues, which is miles better than trying to play it on an old, glitchy Amiga, where you're trying to figure out which Kickstart disk will actually get it to boot.\nFor its time, Another World pushed the boundaries. Even though there is very little music, what there is has been done well, helping to immerse gamers with passable sound effects and beautiful scenery.\nSo bam, you're in this new, strange world. Thankfully the controls are easy enough to work out. Direction controls, jumping, sprint, and attacking. It's a world full of dangers, and there are various ways to die, but I wouldn't say it's hard.\nIt can be made trivial these days with the ease of access to guides and walkthroughs through the internet, but Another World's interface was very much a 'work-it-out-for-yourself' at original release. There is no HUD of any sort, except a breath meter when you're underwater. There are no clues as to where to go next, or how to do it. Even the aliens speak another language, as you would expect.\nIt can sometimes take a bit to get used to the controls - the laser pistol itself is complex enough. Rapidly tapping fire will shoot numerous lasers, holding it down briefly and then releasing will form a brief energy shield in front of the tip of the gun, and holding the trigger for a while before releasing fires an epic laser bolt. Naturally the enemies you encounter have the same options available to them, thus combat can get tricky fast if you don't know what you are doing. Enemies also have plasma grenades that can roll straight past shields - while I've heard Lester gains access to them later in the game I've never used it.\nThe gameplay is broken up into several types, not just combat though. There is escaping from jail, rolling through air ducts, messing around with the weapon controls inside a tank, running away from a tidal wave, kicking aliens between the legs ... it has stood the test of time admirably, and is truly fun in every sense of the word.\nIf you've never played such a classic, old game, then here's a place to test your tastes. Whether you like it or not, you will walk away enriched by your experience.", u'hours': 2.8, u'date': u'2015-08-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 495, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'zwanguy', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 188, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2015-07-25', u'text': u'Accurate to the original release, which is great :D', u'early_access': False, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'Dr. Nguyen Van Phuoc', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 173, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2015-07-21', u'text': u'10/10, Ginger protagonist', u'early_access': False, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'Atlas', u'hours': 5.0, u'products': 291, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-03-08', u'text': u"A very simple game with a unique setting. It's a shame that the setting is better than the puzzles.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'Cozmin', u'text': u'You get to control this green dog thing and pick up and put down apples to help a sleepwalking man get to bed in an escheresque world while listening to what sounds like Stephen Hawking giving you helpful hints. There are also flying bowler hats and evil clocks (with bowler hats).', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2016-03-06', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 218, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'zax', u'hours': 4.6, u'products': 202, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-02-29', u'text': u'Yes, buy it! It\'s great!\nClean visuals, interesting and engaging puzzles, that are not too hard but become more challenging as one learns the game and simplistic gameplay with potential depths: I love it.\nAnd as a bonus, you can play through the game a second time in a more challenging mode that reinterprets old puzzles with a new "variable" :)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'DemonSupreme', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 27, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-10-28', u'text': u"While I don't have even a full hour clocked into my Steam Copy, I have finished the game on my Xbox 360, and I can say for sure that this is a must buy if you are into Barman or just Stealth Action games in general.\nStory\nThe story is set up in the Arkham Asylum, hence the name, which houses the most infamous of Gotham's criminals, including the Joker, Bane, Harley Quinn, Scarecrow, etc. And is a wonderful story altogether which keeps the player glued till the end of the game.\nCombat\nStill being copied today. 10/10 perfect Pogchamp.\nEnvironment\nWhile Arkham Asylum might seem like a free roam game, it really isn't. There's only one free roam segment in the entire game which does little to fill the expectations of the player. If you prefer free roam, then you should pick up this game's successor, Arkham City.\nFinal Score : Biased 10/10", u'early_access': False, u'page': 36}
{u'username': u'Kierol', u'text': u"You know why it's good game? BECAUSE IT'S BATMAN!", u'hours': 21.1, u'date': u'2017-10-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 159, u'page': 36}
{u'username': u'swiftshifty', u'hours': 16.3, u'products': 137, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-10-27', u'text': u"Batman: Arkham Asylum. Welcome to the game that kicked it all off.\nArkham Asylum compared to the others is very small, both content and map wise. However, it's not the quantity of a game that makes it excellent, it's the quality. Arkham Asylum is no doubt one of the most iconic videogames in history, and to get it for only five bucks on this sale, or even twenty full price is an absolute STEAL. And that my friends, is no overstatement, that is a fact. If you're new to the Batman Arkham franchise, I suggest picking this game up first, as well as the other games. Like I said on my Arkham City review, this is a masterpiece and an epitome of superhero games.\nPick this game up, you won't regret it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 36}
{u'username': u'Meccandlenights', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 415, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2015-07-02', u'text': u'This game is hideous and hideously uninteresting.\nGo play some flash games on newgrounds or something.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Apparently Kid', u'text': u'Not good. Was expecting an ARPG or something like it. First off, you run around in blocked movement patterns set to the arrow keys first (yes in this day and age). Apparently the game was not made for computers, as it doesn\'t work at all. You don\'t use your mouse for basically anything. Movement, picking up, etc. For combat you stand next to someone and you each get a turn attacking in real time. You have to keep pressing the movement button that corresponds to where they are at for each attack. You miss a lot and it takes a while to kill someone. So yes this means hammering the movement button, which is annoying. The combat seems boring and not very intuitive. Then there is the items. Things drop but you can\'t pick them up by clicking or anything else. You have to first press your show items button to see what it is and if there is something for you to pick up, and then you still can\'t click on it. You have to get in the perfect position until the item is highlighted and then you have to press the use/interact key and it picks it up. Yes you have to do that for EVERY item, another poorly done thing.\nThen there are quests. you don\'t have a button that brings up quests. You have to press the inventory button and then press tab multiple times to go to quests, which you must do each time you want to see quests, yes as dumb as it sounds. Then there is the map. It is super broad and unhelpful, not specific to your territory. It also doesn\'t tell you where your quest destinations are or what is around. Many items you can\'t interact with. I walked into a cave and started getting auto hit from across the area by a bat somehow, as I couldn\'t dodge and there was nothing I could see coming at me or I could do. Then there is equipping items. I equipped a club and a knife still showed up on my character as what he was holding (how can you not even get this right?). I equipped a bandana and it didn\'t show up. Lets see a wonky poorly done real time turn based rpg that doesn\'t work for computer input, with poor weapon interaction and nothing shows up on you, with poorly described/indicated quests.......couldn\'t they get SOMETHING right? Oh and the spells are super boring and generic, basically buffs. You can\'t even allocate starting ability points, just choose from preset ones. No classes. Game starts windowed and you have to wait and be playing the game before you can change it from the pause menu. There are no graphical or resolution settings. Really seems like a high school programming class project titled "my first game". 4/10.', u'hours': 20.3, u'date': u'2015-06-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 718, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'potatendon', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 184, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-06-20', u'text': u'very boring', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'2stupid4u', u'text': u'It is a great stealth title. You kill people. You hide the bodies. You hide in many vents. Good game.', u'hours': 5.1, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198121397882', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 134, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'kennyg26p2', u'hours': 15.2, u'products': 39, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'Very violent, very fun game. Includes lots of different ways of solving each challenge including sneaking, stabbing, and turning the bad guys against themselves. The story line itself is fine; nothing too profoundly unique, but the actual gameplay is astoundingly awesome.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Sirnec', u'hours': 19.2, u'products': 189, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u"Originally bought this game as time killer. Well, I killed quite a bit of time alright. I was been able to stop playing only after 100%'ing it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'[CULTSHIT]ED13', u'text': u'For $1 from the Capcom Humble Bundle its not bad.', u'hours': 19.1, u'date': u'2017-07-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 1275, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'VaporeonKun', u'hours': 2.7, u'products': 89, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-07-15', u'text': u"The game is apparently so bad, that the game refused to create the local files at first. After fiddling with fixes for 20 minutes and ACTUALLY getting upset I can't play this game, it finally started downloading.... Then unqueing, then requeing, rinse and repeated.\nI couldn't even write this review until it finally finished it's freak out in my library.\n10/10 would buy it in Humble Bundle again.\nOn a serious note though, my honest opinion is that the game was surprisingly fun when you play for kicks, but as a serious game it has so many flaws I don't even know where to begin. It's also got that Gears of War stick to walls nonsense that in a heated firefight it gets really hard to rotate through the default keybindings. I found myself numerous times having trouble rotating through my weapons, missing melee attacks, getting the ever loving animals off my goddamn face and moments where it felt like my targets I'd shoot just didn't take anywhere near that much damage. Also screw this game for not making the scroll wheel rotate through weapons you have.\nI feel like this game has cool ideas, but as a Resident Evil game it just does not work. The overall gameplay is fun but there's so many issues with how the game functions it just works better as a party game with friends to just screw around in. The replayability is godawful if not for the insanely dead player base. The fact that there's no real insenstive to even mess with the single player after playing with a couple buddies makes it boring as hell.\nIf anything I'd ONLY recommend getting it from the Humble Bundle if you intend to have some laughs with your friends over this mess of a game and considering you pay a measly $1 for the bundle and it comes with Strider and DMC, it makes it semi worth it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'Sasha Darko', u'hours': 7.4, u'products': 3072, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-07-15', u'text': u'A really fun fast-paced multiplayer TPS which I barely can say anything bad about except that there\'s no text chat and the cover system can be really cumbersome. It plays fine with keyboard + mouse and I didn\'t encounter any bugs nor crashes. It has smooth framerate and overall feels like a polished game.\nHowever, it is overpriced and there are not a lot people playing it even now after HB, at 15$ it\'d have more chances.\nIt\'s current rating on Steam it\'s a great example of herd instinct and just shows that game rating should never be trusted. Pathetic broken games get "Very Positive" and "Overwhelmingly Positive" (especially if it\'s anime s/hit), while decent and great games get "Negative" and "Mixed". It\'s STEAM how it is.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'ParadoxicalBox', u'text': u'I love this game! Some may complain about having to farm (or grind) money, but what else do expect in this kind of game? This game is addicting, funny, and well worth the price tag. The Tycoon-esque gameplay may not be for all players, but it is great for killing hours (and getting you in the mood to look at memes). Polandball Can into Space!!!', u'hours': 6.9, u'date': u'2016-07-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198308154051', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 6, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Masca', u'hours': 6.5, u'products': 114, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-07-02', u'text': u"This game is funny to play in our times!\n-The main song is addicted!\n-It's a daily game\n-And you can play it anywhere\n-Good  for all ages\n-Animations are funny\n-Interface could be improved\n-I really enjoyed playing", u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Mevzucu Baba', u'text': u'finished it already when it was beta on mobile. bought for support.\n+uncle polen\n+pretty fun game\n+uncle polen\n+space\n+lots of upgrade\n+uncle polen\n-it takes long to get to space (could be a good thing to you)\n-clouds and Japan, Serbia, Greece, Romania balls are so annoying sometimes', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-06-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 124, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'JenniBee', u'hours': 27.0, u'products': 365, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2014-10-11', u'text': u"Costume Quest 2 has a lot going for it over the original: an epic time travelling story, more detail in the art, more varied (and awesome) locations, more variance in the (already excellent) soundtrack, and you now meet new characters for the third person in your party based on what time period you are in.   Don't worry about having to go to a fountain to heal yourself after battle, which would mean you need to backtrack, as this isn't the case.  You can also heal yourself by eating candy at any time.\nI just finished Costume Quest 2, and I ended up liking it even more than Costume Quest and Grubbins on Ice (which I already liked a lot).", u'early_access': False, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'GameZard', u'hours': 15.3, u'products': 5201, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2014-10-11', u'text': u'', u'early_access': False, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'\U0001f4b7\U0001f4b7\U0001f4b7\U0001f4b7\U0001f4b7', u'hours': 6.3, u'products': 161, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2014-10-11', u'text': u"A fun, if short, game full of Double Fine charm. If you like the first game you'll enjoy this sequel.\nPersonally I feel the first one is better and more charming.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'EnemyArtist8199', u'text': u'As much as I would love to say yes to this fine game, I would say no. This game is fun but very glitchy and crashes alot. and by alot I mean ALOOOOOOTTTTTTTT. I would say to get it if it was under 10$ I mean if you have 4 people you could play with I could see 10 hours of fun but when you play alone like me, you would get 3 hours of fun. So overall i think the price is to much but get it if you want a few hours of fun.', u'hours': 2.8, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198178389383', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 113, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Midnight Swami', u'text': u'I cant breathe while playing dis', u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198068276349', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 66, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'crunchy kirby', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 84, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u'why is my pp hard', u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Carlos', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 2, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-05-04', u'text': u"I just finished XIII and was so looking forward to continue the trilogy. Unfortunately, despite having good graphics card, it got really laggy at the beginning part of the game.\nFFXIII really ran smoothly on my PC so I was surprised to find out XIII-2 was so laggy despite being smaller in file size.\nI can't take a gamble because I read it gets slow in consoles too. Will probably wait for this to be remastered in PS4 but yeah, really disappointed Square Enix didn't do the port for this well.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Von Mew', u'hours': 5.2, u'products': 238, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-05-03', u'text': u"Game is interesting, but terribly optimized (resource-heavy.)\nAudio is choppy and completely out of sync during cutscenes.\nHaving to significantly scale down graphics to 720p to get 30fps.\nIf you don't mind turning down your graphics, or have an overpowered rig, then go for it.\nThat being said, I'm willing to put up with the issues for what is a quality Final Fantasy storyline.\nEdit for an update: It keeps crashing when I try to solve the first anomaly. Changing my review to negative until this is addressed, as it prevents me from going further in the story.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'cendrieR', u'text': u'Better the XIII, at least there are some elements of gameplay (character progression). The story is still uninteresting to say the least.', u'hours': 22.8, u'date': u'2017-04-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198053356113', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 250, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'gia', u'hours': 5.1, u'products': 1491, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2014-10-05', u'text': u"The setting and writing are very nice, and the mechanics on screen are interesting, some variation of d&d games like baldurs gate, yet the game fails to deliver badly due to combat mechanics being broken beyond repair. Specifically stamina. All the rest of stuff could be forgiven somehow, but stamina is a deal breaker. You burn stamina like there's no tomorrow, and constitution doesnt help much beyond increasing your initial stamina pool by a bit, which again, burns after the first mob you face. After that you have to wait forever or be hopeful you brought enough dozens of potions, otherwise its a trip back to town. All of this on easy,\nI shudder to think how crap the combat would be on on the hardest difficulty, the designer only played the game as a caster.\nAnd that helped by the mobility issues that can be tolerated: Your character acts at a snail pace due to d&d-like rules being applied in real time, it can be tolerated because for movement you can invest on speed, and for other actions it is not THAT bad although an attack speed attribute would have been cool to have.\nAll in all, once I started fighting less time than going back to town for supplies I decided the game writing was not worth the pain and bugs, and crap. Sad because it looked promising, check the forums, no more fixes to mechanics or bugs, game is dead. Do not play, it's a waste of time.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Areinnye', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 448, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2014-10-05', u'text': u'Brutally oldschool', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Dick Warlock', u'hours': 4.2, u'products': 210, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2014-10-04', u'text': u'Inquisitor has organ music.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'\u2661 Dottie \u2661', u'text': u"I just finished the first little area they have for this game and I'm blown away. It felt so warm and cozy yet so spooky and gritty. It had quite a bit of content; there's a lot of lore, secrets, and quests. I could really get into the feel of the role and the world. The mechanics are solid with a few bugs here and there. The bugs are very, very minor though. I'm very excited for this game to update with more stuff and areas.", u'hours': 4.9, u'date': u'2016-08-18', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 531, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'kev.f', u'text': u'pretty good', u'hours': 5.5, u'date': u'2016-08-16', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198069229085', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 71, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'bvdwo1f', u'hours': 7.6, u'products': 200, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-08-15', u'text': u"This game is breath taking. If you can deal with the bugs that come along with it being Early Access, you're in for a visually appealing, challenging, and engaging experience. I cannot wait to see this game finished.\nPros\n-Get to be a mouse.\n-Easy controls.\n-Very helpful functions in game, such as a feature which will explain references you may not yet understand.\n-Visually appealing.\n-Interesting mechanics such as costumes.\nCons\n-buggy.\n-Hard to see items around you, this is annoying when searching for quest items. A highlighting function would probably fix this.\ngg", u'early_access': True, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'sega42596', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 66, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2011-10-15', u'text': u'Every achievement is sorta broken!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'OZON671GAMES', u'products': 905, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2011-10-15', u'text': u'\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u043e', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'[FR] Le Steuve', u'hours': 37.1, u'products': 381, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2011-10-14', u'text': u'very addddictiv !\nnice stuff for sure...', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'neppto', u'hours': 1.6, u'products': 44, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-06-22', u'text': u'I need the full game, when it comes out?', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'amo2005', u'text': u'This game is better than a roblox showcase no offence. <3 :D', u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2017-06-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198504617382', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 8, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Swordsforhands', u'text': u"I really wish there was a neutral button for this as the game isnt /bad/ but it's not amazng and you could probably skip it.\nWhen you start the game you are in this void with a bunch of doors to pick. At first I was really confused on what to do here as there is no direction. But edventually I figured it out. Each door is a person and their life cycle. One of them is a kid who experienced parents constantly fighting and then you see how that affected his adulthood and finally when he gets really old. It was interesting and I was pretty in to it.\nThe graphics and animation in this game arent bad and run really well, even on a laptop. Controls: WASD and shift to run- very tight controls.\nIt's a free game that you will play an hour of and either get bored or just finish it. If it becomes VR then id say try it (because VR is cool) But otherwise just a minor time killer.", u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-06-20', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 10, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'MrEph', u'hours': 4.9, u'products': 150, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'text': u'Worth the asking price for the music alone.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 36}
{u'username': u'Kamikaze_Pie', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 429, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'text': u"Touhou's cool and now it's on Steam", u'early_access': False, u'page': 36}
{u'username': u'Stephie', u'text': u'A cult classic inspired by Undertale.', u'hours': 6.9, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561198115027167', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 19, u'page': 36}
{u'username': u'gabocaballero2005', u'text': u'I recommend this game if you have a lot  of RAM', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198800751524', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 0, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 1, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'leGGend', u'hours': 2.0, u'products': 9, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'Good game!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'kivikala', u'text': u'-', u'hours': 59.7, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198085399674', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 74, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'GamingGodAkantra', u'text': u"I was hoping there would be some type of gameplay in this.  But from what I can see after 30 minutes of play, that I got my hopes up... No Gameplay, no exploration, just the straight story of Onikakushi... You want to know the story, watch the anime.  It's not only more visually interesting, but you know what to expect from a tv show.  Don't waste your money by buying this title, let's see if I can get a refund.", u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-01-13', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561198112042987', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 56, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'TheKarpuk', u'text': u"This visual novel has that issue a lot of sophomoric writing has where it's just too damn impressed with itself. Perhaps it's partially the fault of the translation, but the writing fails on some basic levels. There's tons of tell rather than show, which is especially bad when you have the support of backgrounds and character expressions.\nThe main character is also extremely unpleasant without it ever being called into question. He's casually awful to all the girls around him, and there's very little push-back from anyone.\nI couldn't even finish this first episode. It's amateurish and unpleasant.", u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-01-08', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 529, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'The Ghostface Kza', u'text': u'The changes in music and higurashi peaking and stopping really lends a lot to the story. As someone who has read the manga and watched the anime it was great getting new content and using this source material to clarify reality from perception.', u'hours': 29.8, u'date': u'2017-01-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197965745106', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 64, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'justinviljoen', u'text': u'bought game, but it would not work on my laptop. Well over spec for the game, but it would not run. asked steam for a refund but they felt i had played the game for more that two hours. imposible. so teh team at Alternative software spent two weeks trying to fix it. but not being anle to find a solution they have refunded me my money. I woud say purchase their software but avoid using steam if possible. so trying to get help out of steam customer "lack of" support was like trying to get blood out of a stone.', u'hours': 7.0, u'date': u'2017-02-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198152593658', u'product_id': u'528640', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 8, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'glyndwrkrrc', u'hours': 3.4, u'products': 131, u'product_id': u'528640', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-02-06', u'text': u"Currently an absolute disgrace. Playing in 2D or 3D mode kept on ending with conversions not being taken and the game cannot progress. Simulation doesn't seem to account for the players abilities as the results were unrealistic to say the least. Menus are unresponsive and blurry. I can only say currently AVOID at all costs, I wouldn't be happy to have wasted my time on this if it was free.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u's.tus.7', u'text': u'Really enjoyable game. Keep up the good work!', u'hours': 18.9, u'date': u'2017-02-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198005924094', u'product_id': u'528640', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 33, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Nordmann', u'text': u'This probably won\'t be a particularly popular review, I make no apologies. There\'s also just people just jumping on the bandwagon of \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 on this game because that\'s the "cool thing to do".\nRight off the bat, I\'m going to answer the question of, why am I recommending this game? Most reviews won\'t recommend the game based on the player count. I\'m going to recommend the game in the hope that people will read my review and give the game the chance (that I think) it deserves, resulting in higher player counts. Foolish hope, probably, but this review costs me nothing but time.\nI love the game, I think it\'s one of the best FPS\'s I\'ve played in a long time. It\'s also the first arena FPS I\'ve played (although it\'s kind of a hybrid of arena FPS and "hero shooter"). That being said, the game doesn\'t do a good job of retaining new players mainly because their method of teaching sucks so players get into multiplayer matches and get steamrolled, get salty and\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665on the game for fairly understandable reasons. I advise that you stick with it though because the game is a lot of fun once you get over that hurdle.\nNext thing I want to address is game modes. Lawbreakers is more of an arena FPS than a "hero shooter" so it\'s more like Quake than Overwatch so you won\'t find Capture the Payload here. They recently added Team Deathmatch in beta form, other than the map being kind of, boring, it\'s a lot of fun and frankly, just a playground for you to try out different classes.\nThe real meat of the game is in the Objectives playlist. This has a few game modes which differ slightly in how they play. Blitzball and Overcharge are really similar in that you have to pick something up and take it to a base (Enemy base if Blitzball, Friendly if Overcharge). In Overcharge, the battery has to charge to 100% then after about 20 seconds, you get a point, assuming the enemy team doesn\'t take the battery. Get 3 points and you win the match. In Blitzball, you pick up the ball, take it to the enemy base, walk it into the goal to get a point. Get 5 points and you win. Turf War is a slightly twisted Domination game mode, where there\'s phases and you have to capture as many of the 3 points as possible in a single phase, until all points have been captured then there\'s some time until the next phase begins, repeat until a team reaches 16 points. Then finally, there\'s Uplink which is basically Headquarters from Call of Duty, capture and hold the area, first team to reach 200% wins.\nIf I had to pick one game mode to be the one for tournaments and such, I\'d have to pick Blitzball. With pubbies, you won\'t get much done because you have to rely on teammates you can\'t communicate with. But if you were to have a coordinating team, you could have some of the most intense matches in the game. Remember that scoring a goal in Blitzball can be done in a few seconds of picking up the ball, on some maps, it\'s even faster. It\'s a gamemode that most people will hate until they get good at the game and then have a team to work with. It is an incredibly fast-paced gamemode.\nIf you like arena shooters, for whom the community is fleeting, but if you enjoy arena shooters, you should check this game out. If you\'re tired of Overwatch, try this game, it might open your mind to a different kind of game. There\'s some disagreement about the recent changes to HP regen, after playing the game for a while, I think the game was better without it.\nFinal Verdict:\n- Arena FPS Enthusiasts or those curious in the genre: buy immediately\n- Buy on sale otherwise', u'hours': 25.8, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198036192196', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 379, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'Kieng', u'text': u'i got to have beta version, and now i havent window to download or even to pay for this game, bug of feature??', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 5, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 56, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'Dead.Bob csgogem.com', u'text': u"Game idea was good but it's cheaper and worse version of overwatch + game is so hard that it get's useless to play when you have nothing to reach because there isn't no where to reach\nGame looks good but all other aspects are bad\nGame Logic is very un clear\nGame died out less than month\nDon't let price fool you and don't bother your wallet with this game that shouldn't even exist in steam", u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 6, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 35, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'Marvin', u'text': u'Wait, what?', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'765180', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 547, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'SpennyGames_ | Twitch', u'text': u'Literally a stair simulator and that is all. DO NOT BUY THIS GAME!', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198094316168', u'product_id': u'765180', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 179, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'JoshuaDMC', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 340, u'product_id': u'765180', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2018-01-01', u'text': u'As of right now I am conflicted. The game has promise but as of now it is short and not that scary. The price tag does not help either. The devs say that they will add more to it so if it was up to me i say wait for the game to get more content. Hopefully with the release of more of the documents it will get better and be worth the $10 price tag (I will change it once more stuff gets added to it)\nHere is a video of me playing the first document and you can judge for yourself if you want to get it', u'early_access': True, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Ellye', u'text': u"Pretty solid multiplayer virtual boardgame/partygame.\nKinda comparable to 100% Orange Juice, with less randomness (but still quite a lot of randomness) and a bit more strategy.\nMatches can be quite long, around 1 hour each. Different victory conditions allow for shorter matches, though.\nAs a warning: it can be pretty frustating at times. So I wouldn't recommend it to players that get angry or frustated easily.", u'hours': 20.1, u'date': u'2017-03-12', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 673, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'yucheng.xu', u'text': u'Best board (mini card) game I can find on steam. Gameplay requires strategic planning. 10/10', u'hours': 22.1, u'date': u'2017-03-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198349195867', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 145, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'[APi] Tremor', u'hours': 13.1, u'products': 88, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-03-11', u'text': u"Beautiful, hand-drawn graphics make this game a joy just to look at. It's difficult to get going because the game is incredibly deep and complex. Every action is a difficult choice; because you move by discarding your cards, you must decide what to sacrifice in order to get where you need to be, then what to do when you get there. Limited resources mean careful prioritization at every turn. Be prepared to be frustrated, confused, angry with the RNG, and incredibly entertained.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Erun\xe1mo', u'hours': 60.7, u'products': 91, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-06-25', u'text': u'Great game. Simple but required to think before each action.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'wafflekitty', u'text': u"I very much enjoyed the single-player campaign. The story isn't that hot, but the competitive aspect they brought to the match-3 puzzle genre was inventive and fun. I'm absolutely terrible at the multiplayer though.", u'hours': 33.7, u'date': u'2015-06-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197997909445', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 65, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'mandy.saunders', u'text': u'I loved this game when it was on DS and it is great to play with family.', u'hours': 62.2, u'date': u'2015-06-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198125536492', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 532, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'liquidsilk77', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 19, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2015-11-22', u'text': u'Calming and distracting. Very nice little game for relaxing.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Avendesora', u'text': u'This "game" personally shouldn\'t be on steam I feel.. it\'s less relaxing or enjoyable than most browser games of it\'s type. I honestly... just... it took up like 10 minutes of my time and I\'d done everything that could be done.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2015-11-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198107063310', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 22, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'AvidCrayfish', u'text': u'Even though I have only played about twenty-five minutes of this; the only reason I think someone would play this game would be because they needed to kill some time before doing something they have planned; but even then there are countless things that would be a little more intresting to kill time with than this game. I say all this becuase in the twenty-five minutes I feel like I have done all there is to do.', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2015-11-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198077338760', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 52, u'page': 18}
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{u'username': u'LP Decreased', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 39, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-10-26', u'text': u'\u0e2a\u0e19\u0e38\u0e01', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Kochen', u'text': u'One of the best (if not the best) incremental games I have ever played. It\'s simple, entertaining and addictive - you want to go further and further. If you love games that are called as "idle" or "clicker" ones, then this game is going to be perfect for you!', u'hours': 90.2, u'date': u'2017-10-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198008487360', u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 168, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Mayeda', u'text': u'i love this software game its awesome i never get off it', u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2017-11-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198081422631', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 7, u'page': 36}
{u'username': u'{SKY} Tyler\xae', u'hours': 4.6, u'products': 6, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-10', u'text': u'Very great film maker for source games. Customizable, sandbox, fun. When you get to know how to use the software, it\u2019s very easy and fun.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 36}
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{u'username': u'Gypsy Jay', u'text': u'full of people who do not play the game properly and spam causing this game to be the most cancerous game ive ever played. Do not play unless you want to kys', u'hours': 63.1, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198154934837', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 29, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'StroyerX csgofast.com', u'hours': 5.6, u'products': 5, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'text': u'Pooop', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Deutsche Zwiebel', u'text': u'I am fan of fighting games and this one caught my eyes. Now for any fighting game or non-fighting game lovers, I have things to say (Game tip for beginners at the very bottom).\nFirst, a very nice game. I saw how the reveiw was bad for this game in this store page, but it wasn\'t that bad. People mention about internet connection, but, in all honesty, get a better internet provider is all I can say.\nNow there are also people that complain about spammers. To them, I say, stop making excuses and git gud. Spammers aren\'t that hard to kill, and when you pick up a fighting game or any game, do you really think there is going to be absolutely no spammers? Cut the crap please...\nNow as for the character balance, I say it\'s "okay." Here is the thing, if you\'re a casual that just likes fighting games, then you will notice that you would win more  with some characters over the other. However, I do not believe there are characters that are OP. Complaining about the characters doesn\'t get you anywhere. In addition, you can beat them if you have the skills.\nThis game has a nice learning curve that I did not expect from a free-to-play game. Therefore, do not expect yourself to be in glory paradise in just few hours into the game. Learn about the characters and combos, and experience nice plays by going online. Get your butt kicked and learn instead of complaining.\nGame tip:\n1). Just stop making excuses, which includes and not limited to "That character is op," "lag," "I shouldn\'t have been hit," "wow another spammer," "oh another passive player," etc.\n2). Learn your controls and change them if you need to.\n3). Go under "offline" and do the training to get yourself familiarized with the combos and characters.\n4). Watch some good plays and get beaten up to LEARN from better players.\n5). Learn this one tech called "gravity cancel." It\'s helpful.\n6). LEARN and Enjoy instead of getting salty.', u'hours': 36.0, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198168458979', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 31, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'\u20aa Random Subordinate \u20aa', u'text': u'What i like: Hard. reason is its kinda is hard to draw a circle! Well atleast its better then the super smash brothers level maker.\nFun. this is the best game for fun if your a 18 year old or a 27 year old. both is fine for me and my little brother\nWhat i dont like: Stylus', u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2014-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198095889790', u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 167, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'neogunhero', u'text': u'you draw with crayons to finish puzzles 10/10', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2014-11-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 5, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 596, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Mr Hero', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 901, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2014-11-01', u'text': u'Crayons are the best.\njust drew pictures all game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'NebbyK', u'text': u'Another World?  How about another game hahahahaha......... but really this game is good when on sale :).', u'hours': 3.5, u'date': u'2015-07-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198037110004', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 163, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'Scab', u'hours': 4.2, u'products': 225, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2015-07-13', u'text': u"Fantastic game that is a true classic.  This version is stable and the upgraded graphics looks nice.  Which is to say, the graphics aren't over-done and therefore maintains the ambiance of the original while still giving it a new, polished look.  The extra content is fantastic, which says a lot as I'm usually quite indifferent to extras.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'Hans', u'text': u"This is a great example of how to preserve and present a classic game to a modern audience. Little additions like Steam achievements and cloud save support are nice, and higher resolution options let the simple but beautiful art design of the original shine through.\nThat said, it's the same game from 1993. If you're really good and know what you're doing, the entire game is about 18 minutes long. Plus, the last few shootout scenes are incredibly frustrating.\nStill, it's a nice way to experience Another World for old and new players alike.", u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2015-07-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197979065142', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 2347, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'Yam Man', u'text': u'Fantastic little puzzle game - as if Dali, Escher, Lynch and Gilliam had a baby in a dream!', u'hours': 7.0, u'date': u'2016-02-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197972618858', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 339, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'f\xfcnfhundertf\xfcnfundf\xfcnfzig', u'text': u'Nice game. Scenarios themselves are great piece of art. The puzzles are challenging, not too easy nor too hard. Relaxing music. Charming character. I had lot of fun driving Bob to bed through these "labyrinths". A controller may be nice, though.', u'hours': 8.2, u'date': u'2016-02-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198165829247', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 193, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'phoenix', u'hours': 10.3, u'products': 533, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-02-12', u'text': u'Somewhere between Lemmings and Echochrome, which I could get behind save for the bizzaro dreamworld art style and distorted text-to-speech narrator. If you are the kind of person who finds clowns vaguely unsettling, this is probably not the game for you.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'TunaFlakes', u'text': u"I was super late to the Batman Arkham games. It wasn't until 2016/2017 I got into them and boy have I been missing out!\nThe game runs great, the controls are super satisfying and the story is interesting. You most certainly feel like the Batman.\n95/100", u'hours': 27.1, u'date': u'2017-10-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198308542325', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 62, u'page': 36}
{u'username': u'TheFoxLord', u'text': u'9/10 One of the best superhero games ever made.', u'hours': 9.1, u'date': u'2017-10-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198192451703', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 68, u'page': 36}
{u'username': u'vmrecca', u'text': u"So i just put a like here.....\ncuz i'm batman XD", u'hours': 11.7, u'date': u'2017-10-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198019285630', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 19, u'page': 36}
{u'username': u'DAJ', u'text': u"It's like a kid friendly Diablo!  It even comes with a not quite Tristram town theme.", u'hours': 6.3, u'date': u'2015-06-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198023734408', u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 584, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Rectal Spray', u'text': u'Remember that dude who drew Garfield the cat commic strip faces on everything in Middle school?\nWell, he made a game. Everyone in this game looks like John Arbuckle from Garfield. Yes.\nThe horrors... It is true.\nFML', u'hours': 18.2, u'date': u'2015-06-16', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 1296, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Aya Brea', u'hours': 38.4, u'products': 382, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2015-06-13', u'text': u'nice game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'HaHasif', u'text': u'One of the most well designed games I have ever played. Great design in terms of level design, gameplay mechanics, and art style.', u'hours': 16.9, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198098873912', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 101, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Thatguy34', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 807, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-07-15', u'text': u'Story Mode: "Sample obtained"\nMultiplayer: Couldn\'t find a \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ing game, good luck', u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'KDOXG', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 328, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-07-15', u'text': u"The game just don't run, after the NVidia screen, hangs in a black screen. And I didn't find any solution in the forums.\nI'm getting a pirate version to play.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'Ebitan16', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 924, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-07-14', u'text': u'its bad', u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'Pavl\xedk', u'text': u"If you are into countryballs satyre, it's well worth buying.\nAs for the gameplay, simply put, it's about a Polandball trying to get into space. During your voyage, you get to meet other countryballs, who may either help you or damage your spacecraft. While at it, you have to collect coins, which are used for modifying your spacraft. It's a simple game, yet very enjoyable.", u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2016-06-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198019433319', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 209, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'UpliftYeti', u'text': u'Excellent game!', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2016-06-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198066327572', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 367, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'A1ice clone csgetto.com', u'text': u'Build a spaceship and help Poland to reach the moon.\nOr simply knock out the money from Germany and spend it on\nUpgrades for your spaceship.\nYep - you can interact with other countries. Some of them useful, some of them - not.\nSome of them will specifically interfere you reach the goal.', u'hours': 3.0, u'date': u'2016-06-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 10, u'user_id': u'76561197989710363', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 1083, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'TryHardVarg', u'text': u"Not as good as the first costume quest in the slightest. They took away the fun badges and gave us crappy treat cards instead which i hardly used the entire game. With a game which time traveling is a major plot point, i found it funny and ironic that there is no backtracking like the first game's coffins. If you miss a quest or a costume piece, your basically screwed until your next playthrough. The game is extremely laggy at times. It would flucuate between 60fps and 30fps throughout the entire game, All in all, i had fun with the game because i am such a huge fan of the original. I'll still recommend the game to you guys, but be aware, this game feels like a gimped version of its former self.", u'hours': 16.3, u'date': u'2014-10-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198157510194', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 110, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'kujaaron', u'text': u"My review at\nwhere anyone becomes Gaming Press!\nSo October has always been a haven for Halloween and indy horror games. This year is no exception, and the first big shot is from Double Fine Productions. They are better known for a nice little title called Psychonauts, as well as some amazing smaller titles like Stacking and Broken Age.\nCostume Quest 2 is obviously the sequel to Costume Quest from 2010, also in October. At the core it is a turn based RPG with multiple classes and monsters. The first one took about 8 hours to completely, and I'm about 3 hours into this one, and it seems like it going to be much longer! Candy is your currency, and trading cards are your accessories. To change your class, you just don a different costume, each with unique powers and weaknesses. From a clown with a nose horn to a Pterodactyl that blows away leaves. To the very amazing candy corn costume from the first game, that we never got to use. Now we get to, and to make up for it there is an achievement for using it in every battle of the game. I already failed that achievement this time around, because oh ya it is the tank of the game, it has no offense, cant use items, or anything. It just has a fairly high threat, and decent amount of defense.\nThe premise of the series is to go door to door trick or treating, fighting monsters, and collecting candy. You use the candy to buy upgrades to your costumes, trading cards, and maps of areas. 11 new costumes and 4 classic costumes (pre-order bonus) make up your classes, ranging from offensive, defensive (seriously the candy corn doesnt do anything but soak damage!), and healers. As an added bonus, the roller skates from the robot costume of the original are permanent, and useable in any costume. Trading cards are now items, slightly replacing stamps. You can put 3 cards into your inventory, and then use them in battle. There is a wide range of options including double exp for the battle, heal to full at the end of the battle, when the enemy attacks they take damage from it as well, a character can go twice per turn, and many more. Maps, seriously they added maps. If you watch my stream of the first game, you can see in the expansion, I missed one house, and could not for the life of me figure out where it was. Probably spent 20 mins looking for it. The map now shows you all the houses that can be trick or treated, as well as healing wells, portals, the number of costume parts found/available, and secrets found/available. Quite a huge addition in my mind.\nCombat has had a few tweaks as well. Each character is assigned a button specific to them. It factors in on offensive and defensive sides of the battle. You now can combo a second hit, if timing on your first hit is decent. There are also two tiers of timed hits Nice and AWESOME, both give a bonus to the damage taken, and then roll over to a second hit, which also has a timing action. Defensive uses the same button for the character, and majorly cut down on the damage, just like the original. A big difference from the first is the special meter. Instead of just powering up for 2 turns and being available on the 3rd, it charges up with each attack you give and receive. So now instead of just rotating heals on boss fights, you have to actually think about when the best time to use them is. Each costume as has a strength and weakness associated with it. These correspond to the types of enemies, and give you a bonus or penalty to your attacks if they match up with the enemies type.\nThis time around the story picks right up after the ending to the Grubbins on Ice expansion. After jumping into the portal to escape the Monster's home world, you go back to your home town. But things are different, apparently your parents moved next door for some unexplained reason (my theory is a different dimension, not developer error). You then see Oral White DDS and some dude with a clock on his neck jump into a portal and then reappear from it. Your candy bags from Halloween soon disappear and a strangely familiar face jumps out of yet another portal and asks you to jump in with him. For some inexplicable reason, you jump in. Turns out it is Everette, the Knight from the first game, who has grown up and married Lucy (like we didnt see that coming!). The future is crazy, Halloween, costumes, and candy are outlawed, monsters run the place, and all the houses have banners promoting tooth related things as if they were the local sports team.\nAll in all the game has improved in many areas, still has the inside jokes, and political statements of the first. Was completely worth the $15 it costs on steam (or $20 if you want the original as well). Anyone who is a fan of the first, stacking, or DFP in general should give this game a serious look. If you want to see how the game plays, I have already streamed quite a bit of the game on the gamesource twitch and youtube channels, so take a look at them!\nThe game is 'fun' but not great, and I'd rather have fun than great and boring. The timing on the attacks is a little annoying at times, and I've already encountered a few glitches (non game breaking, just graphical annoyance, and some candy you cant reach at times).", u'hours': 14.0, u'date': u'2014-10-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198017136716', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 313, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'BlueLinks', u'hours': 10.3, u'products': 243, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2014-10-11', u'text': u'A very good, hilarious game. If you enjoyed Costume Quest 1 or any other rpg you will definitely enjoy this. With nice graphics, fluid turn-based combat and a great story this is a must play game (Especially for Halloween).', u'early_access': False, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'Juanashima', u'text': u'Full of bugs but i found a\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665so 10/10', u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198116326037', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 143, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'JulianTheGorillaYT', u'text': u'This game is a great example of the greatness of Steam,\nCheap - Filled with Content - Great Multiplayer - Overhyped Glitchy Game', u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 32, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Jitong', u'text': u'NO maam', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198110178775', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 76, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'StarVigil', u'text': u"i5-6700k 3.8 GHz\n16 GB DDR4-Ram - 3200 MHz\nGTX 1070 8GB\nCan run The Witcher 3 in 1440p with HBAO+ and high-max settings at 60fps. Cannot run this garbage port in 1080p with stable frames. Don't buy unless you hate yourself and wanna spend all day trying stuff to make this playable.", u'hours': 6.6, u'date': u'2017-04-29', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 276, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'AZAD', u'text': u'A slightly good sequel.', u'hours': 47.9, u'date': u'2017-04-27', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198297022939', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 49, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Dash', u'text': u"Crashes harder and more often than Trump's approval ratings.", u'hours': 65.9, u'date': u'2017-04-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 10, u'user_id': u'76561198330118706', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 162, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Royial20 [TURBO]', u'hours': 14.4, u'products': 621, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2014-09-30', u'text': u"Inquisitor: Inquisitor is an old styled RPG from an isometric point of view. You take on the role of an inquisitor of one of three classes, the paladin, thief or priest. You are set upon the world of Ultherst to save it from damnation by rooting out the witch and heretic and banishing evil from the hearts of the innocent. Inquisitor is a fairly simple game with an amazing premise; it really ends up playing out like a detective game of crime solving. You will go and get testimony\u2019s, witnesses, evidence and find the truth behind the conspiracy's and paranoia of the down trodden people of Ultherst and in doing so, discover a dangerous and incredibly evil plot against humanity. The story and setting in Inquisitor is incredible and very unique, I\u2019ve never seen a game quite like this, and it\u2019s got a heavy dark setting with a very gothic overtone and style, beautifully created environments and music that really makes you feel like you are doing god's work. As far as storytelling, the game is stellar, the game truly falters in its execution of its combat, you will constantly need to carry bags full of potions and drink from them constantly just to stay alive, and the combat itself is very monotonous, couple that with the strange design choice of including stamina which you use for any combat action and once depleted you can do nothing and it really takes out the intensity of combat and really becomes more of chore than something you want to do. This is made into an even bigger problem further since the game will have you go through huge dungeons with multiple floors and quickly respawning enemies. You will end up fighting through throngs of enemies just to get to the next Act or finish a side quest and without any satisfaction it gets very challenging to push yourself through to enjoy more of the story. Challenge is also something that bogs the game down, this game is difficult even on easy, enemies will take an insane amount of damage before dropping while you can easily be killed, you'll be saving and loading often in this game and it isn't necessarily because the monsters pose a challenge, but rather that they have a lot of health and you don't. My recommendation for the combat system is to build a range character and use hit and run tactics, and ONLY play on easy. This isn't the kind of challenge that feels good to overcome. It\u2019s really a shame since Inquisitor is a game I would like to see a sequel for; its setting is truly a dark fantasy, complete with torture, paranoia, violent crimes and true evil. I would love to see more of this world or game of a similar setting, Inquisitor really suffers from a very bad combat system that is unfortunately forced upon you as you are expected to do a lot of fighting. It's only $9.99 USD and I rarely see it on sale, if you do, I'd pick it up and check out the story and see how you like the crime solving, otherwise, unless you can get past the combat system, it'll be very hard to justify the price, even if the story is great.\nTL/DR; Inquisitor is a very hard (not in a good way) RPG where you play a holy man (out of three available choices) who is asked to find the answers behind the evil plaguing Ultherst and save the souls of the innocent. The premise is dark, grim and gothic, with beautiful music and crafted settings, the game really suffers from a horrible combat system that the game seems to think you'll enjoy because it gives you gigantic dungeons with many floors to go through before you can even think of advancing to the next act. It doesn't help the game is so difficult even on the easiest difficulty, for really no reason. I enjoyed the story, but, it\u2019s tough to recommend. I rarely see it go on sale too, if you do see it pick it up, otherwise spending $9.99 is a tough price for a game you might not play past the first few hours. Oh and be prepared to read, a lot.\n-Middle of the Road from Royial", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'mak_breaker4life', u'text': u"Cool game if u like rpg's like diablo and baldurs gate its worth a try thumbs up!", u'hours': 68.8, u'date': u'2014-09-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198021841152', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 122, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Ethuriel', u'text': u'Inquisitor, a dark medieval role-playing indie game that had been in development for 13 years before its official release. Therefore, you can expect to find the traditional indie RPG stuff with slightly better graphics (since the developers had time to improve them).\nLet\'s start off with character creation. You can choose among 3 main characters: the Paladin, the Priest and the Thief. Each one has his own unique story despite the huge amount of customization in attributes and skills you have. Now, about physical appearance you can\'t change much. You are presented with 4 faces (or portraits) for each character and you can\'t neither change facial features nor the character\'s body details. Despite this fact, you\'ll realize that the absence of these possible changes won\'t even be noticed. You won\'t even be able to tell how the face of the characters look like and since every single item that you equip on your character is shown as you play, you can\'t tell if he has large shoulders, hairy legs or if he lacks a finger.\nStill in character creation, as I mentioned, you\'ll choose to use skill points and attribute points. But that\'s not it! There are 7 books of magic in total and depending on the character you choose, you can pick some of those schools of magic. There are 4 permitted schools of magic and 3 forbidden ones. I won\'t get in much detail here so you can explore this for yourself. You can, of course, choose your character\'s name and you\'re ready to go!\nInquisitor will take you to a fictional God\'s Kingdom on Earth and you\'re sent to Hillbrandt to investigate something for the Holy Mother Church. The way you do it is completly up to you. You can be a neutral investigator, you can follow every single God\'s rule during the Inquisition and you can even be an evil guy probably just looking forward to torturing innocent people for his own amusement. Yes, there\'s torture in this game! There are 4 torturing devices you can choose to use during the game, you can use all of them on the same person if you wish. But if you want to keep your allignement on the Good side, be sure that the culprit hasn\'t given you the information you want and that he\'s not innocent, otherwise you\'ll be hated even by your superiors.\nThis game is divided in 3 fantastic acts and it has a very deep story that will immerse you pretty easily. Now, the concept of story telling is based on dialog that you\'ll have to read. And trust me, you DO NEED to read everything! If you\'re expecting a game where you\'ll have shiny things to tell you that\'s where you need to go or that\'s what you need to find; if you\'re expecting colourful arrows on the ground or even someone telling you exactly where you need to go, then be advised, this game is not for you even if you like reading a lot. You\'ll be lost most of the times, not knowing where to go, so one thing you can do is explore the areas and dungeons hoping to find what you want.\nThere lots of quests for you to complete and those quests are so well connected that the world feels really alive. You\'ll have main story-line quests and, of course, side-quests to complete. There are tons of dungeons and many areas, lots of monsters that keep respawning from time to time and heretics!\nThe game is expected to last 150 hours or so to finish but it\'ll take you much longer than that, since you\' re the one who has to do all the thinking about where to go or what to do in spite of having an in-game journal to help you slightly.\nGraphically speaking, the world is beautiful despite all the evil and Hell spawns you\'ll fight. The areas are so detailed that sometimes I felt like just sitting back and enjoying the view. The artwork of the dungeons is gothic-like and it isn\'t like anything I\'ve ever seen.\nThe music is phenomenal and very well adapted to the areas you\'re in. The sound in general feels very realistic and the quality is so good that you feel like there really are flies orbiting your head!\nThe combat mechanics though are pretty standard and straight forward. There\'s nothing new to it. You have melee weapons of different types, ranged weapons, shields and throwing daggers/axes, lots of magic seals to use and spells from the various schools of magic you can learn. There\'s also the brewing skill for you to master if you\'re into that kind of stuff. If not, just buy the potions from the village merchants and you\'re good to go. You can learn the smithing skill to and many utility ones you\'ll find for yourself.\nNow one thing that I both loved and hated was the difficulty level of Inquisitor. The game is insanely difficult, specially in combat! And that\'s fine, we all like some great challenges once in a while. But the most annoying thing for me was the dungeon difficulties. Those places sometimes are huge and they\'re filled with monters you\'ve never dreamed about and despite that the "boss" monters can kill your whole party with a single spell and you don\'t have any time to react at all! Imagine one of those "big bosses" surrounded by 5 of the most difficult monsters of that dungeon....Yeah, exactly, pretty impossible. So, in that regard, I feel like sometimes the difficulty level of the game is unnecessary.\nSo, my personal rating for Inquisitor is 8/10! It is indeed the best of its genre in my opinion and the only big downside I can find is the insane difficulty that sometimes is just too much to bear. Even though the character creation is not special, it is pretty acceptable and it doesn\'t even influence anything at all (speaking of character appearence, of course).\nNow, go to the Realm of Inquisitor and uphold the laws of God in His Kingdom on Earth as you see fit! The heretics must be stopped otherwise the Holy Mother Church will and that can never happen!\nReviewer\'s note: when you level up, just press C already (character menu) and if you want to pick items up, press Alt, so you can see them easily by reading their names.', u'hours': 34.4, u'date': u'2014-09-24', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198050843301', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 166, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Wigger', u'text': u"Refunded No man's sky for this.\n10/10 would refund again.", u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2016-08-15', u'early_access': True, u'found_funny': 5, u'user_id': u'76561198086501572', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 28, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Emerik1995', u'hours': 2.4, u'products': 44, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2011-10-14', u'text': u'Risk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Dod Bo!', u'text': u'Turn based game, kind of like Risk with a little bit of card play , quick games. End result, its a par game that can knock out some time.', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2011-10-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198014745927', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 151, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Rick1776', u'hours': 6.9, u'products': 24, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2011-10-14', u'text': u'Well, naturaly being a WW2 historian & strategy game lover, seeing a WW2 Strategy game that is FREE I had to try it out. It is very fun! It is mainly made for multiplayer, it is REALLY (& I mean REALLY) challenging. You need to try this game on for size.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'sikahtik', u'text': u'I dont know how to get in the game', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-06-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198364851253', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 17, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'rjas', u'text': u'well played lessons..', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-06-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 46, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'BunnieNoiz', u'hours': 18.3, u'products': 106, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-06-18', u'text': u'[The Way of Life Free Edition]\nRelaxing puzzle game with a first-person walking simulator\nThe 3 different (age) perspectives are interesting and provides a captivating experience~\n9 / 10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Cyan', u'hours': 4.5, u'products': 318, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'text': u'I support the move of Touhou to Steam.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 36}
{u'username': u'Hainiryuun', u'text': u'All hail ZUN', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 62, u'page': 36}
{u'username': u'Hurray', u'text': u'After 15 years pirating Touhou, I can finally buy ZUN some beer. Praise ZUN & Mediascape!', u'hours': 153.6, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 62, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 1335, u'page': 36}
{u'username': u'Xonotic', u'hours': 19.3, u'products': 128, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'The only game,where the black people say N word each other.\n9.5/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'camilotorres__', u'text': u'this game is awesome', u'hours': 127.5, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198414916540', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 4, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 2, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'Moebius Teras', u'text': u'Feels infinitely times better compared to the depressing IV.', u'hours': 35.5, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198020718137', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 225, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'Toxic Larva', u'text': u"I don't recommend this game", u'hours': 7.5, u'date': u'2017-01-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198042590261', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 3, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 561, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Omelettecat', u'text': u"Interesting and has a good amount of content for its price. If you're into horror and psychological twists you will enjoy this visual novel. It doesn't start off as horror, but once you get to that point it is very well worth it.", u'hours': 15.3, u'date': u'2017-01-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198315007342', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 12, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'hjess007', u'text': u"As a woman, playing this game just felt revulsing. I just couldn't stand the way the main character talks with or thinks about the other characters (all women), and therefore, I couldn't stand the game. I kept playing it since everyone was raving about it, until I was just too disgusted.\nNow, this opinion is only personal and there is nothing wrong with loving this game. But if you think you could be shocked by dominating attitude towards women or oversexualization of teenage characters, maybe think twice before buying.", u'hours': 5.5, u'date': u'2017-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 8, u'user_id': u'76561198076535966', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 53, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Murraymint', u'text': u"Only played a few hours on this but a huge leap forwards from the last version. There are a few small bugs that need ironing out but I'm sure will be ironed out very soon, as patches released on a regular basis. Main bug I have found is that if the ball gets kicked into the 5 meter zone, the home team surround the ball and stand there. This has happened a couple of times and only way out is to reboot.\nThe community have made mods for the logos and data which greatly improves the appearance and realism, hopefully someone will do a mod for the player pictures as the in game ones are very poor.\nOn the whole a very good game with immense potential", u'hours': 4.2, u'date': u'2017-01-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197995575606', u'product_id': u'528640', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 518, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'kcrichards', u'text': u"Was really excited to see the game available for Mac this time around and bought it at the slightly steep price of \xa329.99 (I think \xa319.99 is pobably more like it). It certainly isn't as detailed as Football manager but it has most of the features you want from a manager game and I'm pretty pleased with it overall.\nThe main issues for me are as follows:\n1) The game engine isn't wonderful (I prefer 2D versions anyway). The twirly dance of doom that occasionally happens when your players kick forward is the main issue for me - the ball crosses the try line but even if you get there first you don't score the try - instead all the players dance around endlessly and you're forced to restart the game, which is annoying if you're winning!\n2) There are a few incorrect positions assigned to players which is maybe a tad lazy but can surely be remedied with a minor update.\n3) The absence of the Super 14 teams and players is a bit of a drag but again, with more licensing this can be sorted.\nOverall it's not perfect but it's still pretty good fun and ticks a lot of the boxes you'd expect from a sports management game. I look forward to the future updates which will make it even better.", u'hours': 13.2, u'date': u'2017-01-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198139633807', u'product_id': u'528640', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 3, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'VForVerminator', u'text': u'This is a positive step forward for this new franchise. A lot of people are dissatisfied because they might have been expecting a radical difference from 2015\'s version. If this is to become "the FM of Rugby" like everyone hopes then it is going to take time and steps will be tentative.\nThe look of the game is, for me, much improved. I like the new menu and interface improvements, it feels fresh and definitely an improvement on the vanilla layout of last time. I do think the menu system is a bit complex and that the game needs a tutorial of sorts to get people into the swing of things.\nGameplay wise, not much has changed but there has been attempts to move forward with new additions. There are several more needed - a generic "search" function for players and staff is badly needed but it doesn\'t stop signings - you can sign pretty much anybody that you want to eventually. It\'s nice to see that licenses have been added to and it would be a major coup if more could be obtained going forward.\nThe updates released have settled the game down a bit and it\'s pretty solid now. The match engine has showed (in my opinion) a lot more ambition this year though that is something that can continually be improved and sometimes the game gets ahead of the engine.\nOverall I do like RUTM17. It isn\'t perfect and I wouldn\'t expect it to be. Two games into a franchise will not yet yield what everyone wants from the game but it\'s a positive step in the right direction for me.', u'hours': 4.5, u'date': u'2017-01-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198025825123', u'product_id': u'528640', u'page_order': 5, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 20, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Mr Snugglepants', u'text': u"Talk about a game that came out at the wrong time. There's nothing wrong with Lawbreakers. Infact i dare say that it is a damn good game. But it came out during the overwatch phase. You know the time where OW was the big thing and everyone and their mother praised Blizzard like some god. Yeah, thats not a good time to release a class based multiplayer online shooter. No one cares about Lawbreakers and thats kind of sad.\nBut enough about the state of the popularity of Lawbreakers. How is the game gameplaywise. The answer is really damn good, It's fun and the antigravity mechanics work well. Every character has an upside and a downside. The high mobility ninja assassin character dosnt have much in the way of ranged damage. The hulking brute character that uses a rocketlauncher is about as mobile as a schoolbus and the character with a jetpack has a damage drop off when she tries to use her minigun from long ranges and is really easy to hit.\nI do recommend this game but there's nothing that really stands out in it im sorry to say. It's kinda bland in it's artstyle, it gets kinda old after a few matches and the anti gravity thing has been done before (I think i first saw it in quake 3 arena when i downloaded cutsom maps). But if you have a couple of friends that are willing to spend a couple of bucks on a new game and you wanna play together Lawbreakers is a solid choice.", u'hours': 4.9, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198027430395', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 339, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'Magestrale', u'text': u'Just my opinion but.....Maybe Nexon should pull the plug on this like they did with ghost in the shell...they should just stick to Maple story....they have a black thumb for the FPS market.', u'hours': 4.0, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198170644733', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 8, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 95, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'Awoozy~', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 164, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-26', u'text': u'Seems fun and hardcore although playerbase is nowhere to be seen, maybe if they go f2p as originally planned...', u'early_access': False, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'Ampen\xae', u'text': u"A digitalized board game, sort of like playing a version of Monopoly on your computer. Only issue is rules are not quite clear, and when they become clear, they may change. And if they don't change, you might get worked over by another player, framed, sent to jail, etc.\nOverall, for a board game, a very creative approach. Easy enough to get started, but will take quite some time to know all twists and tricks I figure. For anyone interested in board games with any kind of twist, this should be a very good purchase.", u'hours': 6.3, u'date': u'2017-03-11', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198089402095', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 120, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u"stats don't lie", u'hours': 498.1, u'products': 259, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-03-08', u'text': u'\u0412\u0435\u0447\u0435\u0440 \u0432 \u0445\u0430\u0442\u0443!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'LadyAlchemist', u'text': u'Fun! Fun! Fuunnn!', u'hours': 216.1, u'date': u'2017-03-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198301380141', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 134, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'SamwellD', u'hours': 22.3, u'products': 781, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2015-06-20', u'text': u'Casual, but strangely addicting experience.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Crwth', u'text': u"One of two games I've played start to finish. The game balance is well-done, providing some battles that were morale-boosting with their ease, but others that were right down to the draw. Even though the gameplay is the same throughout, the variance in Hero abilities and unit abilities keeps the game from feeling too repetitive. The story is simple and easy-to-follow, enough to provide a context to your progress, but not too much that you want to click through without reading.\nHaving finished the single-player campaign, I've tried a few multiplayer games -- and gotten my hat handed to me. I'm a level one multiplayer player, and the others are level 10 and 11. This is likely because I'm a late-comer to the game, and those who continue to play multiplayer are veterans (and much better than I am.) Still, I'm willing to try to gain experience via multiplayer, provided I luck out with an occasional win. Being an achievement junkie, this game's multiplayer achievements are what will likely keep me playing, to try to collect 'em all.", u'hours': 100.7, u'date': u'2015-06-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 638, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Moose', u'text': u"Super simple, it's literally just Bejeweled!TM  Heroes addition.  Super fun and addicting.  One of the best sale buys ever. :)", u'hours': 41.8, u'date': u'2015-06-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198047800243', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 42, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'BloodyRoseArtist', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 44, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2015-11-18', u'text': u"It is great and I like it, but I wish there were more animals or some kind of variety. Since it was free, it's great though.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Kenkou', u'text': u'Among Ripples is a cute and very simple game. Tranquil music and plesant art make this a wonderful experience! Definetly a need to play game if you are looking for some relaxation.\n10/10', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2015-11-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198253471572', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 42, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'PyrokinesisKing', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 60, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2015-11-12', u'text': u'Overall it was just boring, was expecting it to be a lot different.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'YodaTheDad', u'text': u'this is a fun game when i saw my time ive played i knew i had to make a review i recommend it to people who like these kind of games', u'hours': 286.2, u'date': u'2017-10-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198413199748', u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 8, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Floki', u'hours': 39.7, u'products': 80, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-10-23', u'text': u'Hahahaha a truly funny game. Breaking cubes with a pistol brings a new generation of the "TAP Style" games. I already have this game on my smartphone. Maaaannn so good!!! It woths it!!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Navi [Dying Spree]', u'text': u"It's ok.", u'hours': 1996.5, u'date': u'2017-10-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 3906, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'Monolitho K.', u'text': u'Great workshop content', u'hours': 9.0, u'date': u'2017-11-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198116309709', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 118, u'page': 36}
{u'username': u'weeb', u'text': u'Good for artwork, animation, and porn.', u'hours': 41.9, u'date': u'2017-11-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 29, u'page': 36}
{u'username': u'Inkmaster101', u'text': u'is gud', u'hours': 10.7, u'date': u'2017-11-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 18, u'page': 36}
{u'username': u'Arka', u'hours': 339.7, u'products': 2, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'text': u'YEA', u'early_access': False, u'page': 12}
{u'username': u'Rabbi Manny Shevitz', u'hours': 1.2, u'products': 392, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2014-10-24', u'text': u'too hard', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Strawman', u'text': u"Oh, this brings back memories. This game is a legend to those who played it back when it originally came out.\nWhen I was younger I used to play this on my Sega Megadrive (Sega Genesis in the US). This was back in the days when games were still hard. You had to figure out everything by yourself. There was no google or youtube to help you with walkthroughs. If you want a real challenge, try a blind playthrough of this game.\nAbout the game then:\nThe graphics are really low, but the animations are very smooth. It's a puzzle action platformer, and you have to figure out how to do things without any in-game hints mostly.\nThe time it takes to play through the whole thing is fairly short if you know what you're doing. But if it's your first playthrough you should expect it to take longer. The puzzles are pretty hard to figure out without the help of walkthroughs and you will get stuck every now and then. But for the sake of value, try to figure stuff out by yourself. This is not a game for impatient players.\nIn summary, if you want a really hard platform action puzzler that is a showcase in how game developers back in the days made the most of what they had available you should get this.", u'hours': 2.8, u'date': u'2015-06-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198042767543', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 169, u'page': 34}
{u'username': u'Hanosandy', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 1284, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-02-09', u'text': u"This is a creative and unique puzzle game.  It plays casually but also provides good brain bending puzzle elements later in the game.  The music that accompanies each level is varied enough to keep it fresh and awesome.  The graphics are simple, yet clear to make it easier to recognize the puzzles.  The basic concept of what to do is simple, get him out of his dream/nightmare but don't wake him up.  There are a good amount of levels, and trying them on different difficulties - DEFINATELY makes a huge difference.  This game on the hardest difficulty is one tough cookie.  It's definately worth around 10 hours of game play if you can and want to replay it on higher difficulties (which are insanely challenging).", u'early_access': False, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'Ariandel', u'hours': 5.5, u'products': 1420, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-02-01', u'text': u"While the art style is incredibly bizarre, it has a certain charm to it after you play for a while, like you've stepped inside a colourful M. C. Escher painting. The controls are simple, and the puzzles start out fairly easy, but steadily progress into more difficult--but never seemingly impossible--puzzles.\nIf you're a fan of artsy games and outside-of-the-box puzzlers, definitely pick up this game, even at it's $5.99 price tag.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'xquares', u'text': u'A work-of-art puzzle with eerie voices & soundtrack, surrealistic backgrounds and impossible geometry.', u'hours': 2.7, u'date': u'2016-01-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198137904918', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 65, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'GoldSkula', u'hours': 10.4, u'products': 104, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-10-26', u'text': u"Batman Arkham Asylym was the best batman/superhero/beat 'em up game until it's sequel Batman Arkham City was released. The game feels like Batman Arkham City but a little bit worse. By any means this is not a bad game. It has a great fighting mechanism and nice story.\n[SPOILER FREE PLOT]\nYou are batman who is taking the Joker to the asylym but something feels off. When you get to the asylym the Joker escapes and takes controll over the asylym. You have to find joker and capture him.\nThis game is based in a batman universe that is like the comic book universe with a undertone of the Nolan North trilogy.\nThe game has the same problems as Arkham City. Most of these are because of the unreal engine.\n-You have to do some trouble shooting\n-When you talk to somebody it feels like oblivion\n-The voice acting on some of the characters is quite bad\n-The detective scenes suck and are unoriginal\nBut overall this game is awesome. When you get it working it's hours of fun.\nPros\n+Gameplay\n+Story\n+Lots of replay value\n+The comic book universe\n+The best way to be introduced to batman\nCons\n-Crashes\n-Voice Acting\n-Detective Scenes\n8/10", u'early_access': False, u'page': 36}
{u'username': u'42a17601', u'text': u'Using various types of items is just like being a detective. A well made game.', u'hours': 15.3, u'date': u'2017-10-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198397193804', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 9, u'page': 36}
{u'username': u'Hagane no minor', u'text': u"One of the best games I've ever played, did 100% on my xbox and bought it again to 100% once again, great game awesome", u'hours': 20.7, u'date': u'2017-10-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198051549834', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 120, u'page': 36}
{u'username': u'r4ndomthought4', u'text': u'for the card', u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2015-06-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198139008925', u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 35, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'r4ndomthought3', u'text': u'for the card', u'hours': 3.2, u'date': u'2015-06-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198138970113', u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 35, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'anythingpossibl35', u'text': u'only if you want carpal syndrom', u'hours': 2.9, u'date': u'2015-06-11', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198138720804', u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 37, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'NateLB', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 221, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-07-14', u'text': u'"Huh, it\'s a third person over the shoulder RE game, looks like it plays kinda like mercinaries mode from like RE4 or RE5, why not give it a shot?"\nif that\'s you, do yourself a favor, and don\'t waste the money, this has got the be the single most boring thing I\'ve ever played that is tied to resident evil, finding another person to play with isn\'t a thing because no one plays this and \'solo\' play is about as fun as watching grass grow and handles like complete trash.\nIt is kinda funny that you can put a long range scope on a pistol, but..', u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'ERGamer', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 668, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-07-14', u'text': u'I bought it from humblebundle only for 1$\nnot even worth for 1$', u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'MADHAWK', u'text': u'You should play this game only if you like no-content-console-games-with-no-future-and-support style.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-07-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197995614359', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 130, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'Genesis csgetto.com', u'text': u'Follow your dream and never give up - good slogan for this game.\nYou have already played in a games like this - you can\'t win after first try.\nFarm, die, farm, die, buy upgrades and FARM again.\nAnd "pierce the Heavens".', u'hours': 3.5, u'date': u'2016-06-24', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 1222, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'A1ice[useless]', u'text': u"Funny game with a simple plot and gameplay. But still it's possible spend couple of hours: flying, farming and completing achievements.\nFor the passage of the game you will see a short cartoon.\nIf you have a problem or question - just ask at steam forum and get fast answer.\nGJ, APS.", u'hours': 2.9, u'date': u'2016-06-23', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 2875, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'The Big G', u'text': u"Just a quick video looking at the gameplay and upgrades.\nIts well worth the money and as said before its less than a big mac and you'll get hours of fun out of this game!", u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2016-06-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 8, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 636, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'generatedname', u'hours': 28.4, u'products': 490, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2014-10-10', u'text': u"Good laughs, great gameplay.  If you take your time with exploration and talking to the NPCs, you get a solid amount of game play. The achievements also add a good amount of hours.\nAfter you are done with Costume Quest, you'll be searching for other games like Costume Quest.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'#HG5', u'hours': 5.9, u'products': 39, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2014-10-10', u'text': u'I actually thought I would find this sequel kinda "meh", especially after reading some reviews. ANd even though I do agree the fountain-stuff was pretty annoying, and i missed battle-stamps, I REALLY, REALLY enjoyed this. It was almost perfect.\nThe fight mechanics were way better, the ending was beautiful, and the story was great and actually kinda SAD!\nThe only REAL problem I had with it tho was the setting. I\'m kinda tired of time travel, but that\'s probably MY problem as I just bought the Back To The Future-games ;) But still, I\'d like it if we either visited MORE "times", or at least visited some places for more than 15 minutes. I\'m not a fan of the future.\nBut 8/10.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'Halfalloy Physicist', u'hours': 9.8, u'products': 306, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2014-10-10', u'text': u'Costume Quest 2 is superior to the original, as it improves upon many of the gameplay mechanics that it introduced. Here\'s what CQ2 boasts:\n+ A new combat system.\nAnyone who\'s played CQ1 will tell you that that game\'s battle system was not the most exciting. It required you to perform quick time events to increase the damage output of your attack or the damage reduction of your block. Instead, CQ2 now requires you to press a single button at a precise moment to do the same. This sounds terrible but actually the timing is brutal with its precision and messing it up can and will screw you over, especially when you get into the realms of needed precise timing to be able to do counter attacks and double hits.\nThat said, much like the original CQ, you will run on autopilot eventually, as the precise timing will soon turn into muscle memory.\n+ Many different areas.\nThis is either a hit or a miss, as the original CQ had only three areas, however each area was unique and really well made. In CQ2, there are now several areas that can sometimes seem a bit samey. They\'re all great to look at, but do sometimes feel like a chore to navigate.\nThe new addition of maps is fantastic, and I\'ve heard complaints of people saying they would prefer it if the map told you where you were, but I didn\'t mind that. What I had a problem with was that the maps looked like\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 but once you orientate it in your head, finding your position is easy.\n+ Enemy classes.\nThe original CQ had four uncredited enemy classes: ranged, melee, support magic and offensive magic. Here, they are now monster, tech and magic (the two magic classes have been fused together so healers can now cause lots of damage, as if they weren\'t irritating enough!). The relevance of this is that each costume has a class that it is stronger against (will do more and take less damage) and weak against (will do less and take more damage). This is actually quite a nice addition as I used to prioritise enemies to eliminate with my strongest costumes and then finish off the weaker ones with my weaker costumes, but now the game is forcing me to do that and it\'s much easier to figure out how it all works.\n+ Many new costumes.\nSome of them are just reskinned old ones, the ghost is the ninja, the pharaoh is the pirate and unicorn, and even the new hotdog and wizard seem similar to each other. But they do work differently by now having new costume specialisations. As well as healing, attacking and defense, you also have splash damage and ressurection costumes, among others.\n+ Upgradable costumes.\nCostumes can be upgraded for a large sum of candy by talking to Shady. It\'s unclear when upgrades are available or how they are unlocked, but they are useful, acting as permanent buffs and changing the model of the costume slightly.\n+ The robot\'s skate ability is now in every costume.\n\'Nuff said.\n+ Useful Creepy Treats Cards.\nGone are battle stamps, my friend, Creepy Treats Cards are all the rage now! Every Creepy Treats Card has an effect that can be activated in battle, which requires a cooldown to be used in later battles. You swap out which cards you take into battle outside of combat in your logbook. The effects are more interesting than the old battle stamps, such as "Next minion to attack this hero is defeated", "Double XP at the end of battle" and "Mute a minion\'s magic attacks" to name but a few. I mostly used the \'double XP\' and \'instant death upon attacking hero X\' ones and wasn\'t particularly interested in the others. I will say I preffered the art design for the Creepy Treats Cards from the original CQ.\n+ Story.\nThe story continues immediately after Grubbins on Ice, and if you thought the first two stories were ridiculous, take a gander at this one. Dr. White the dentist has made a deal with a Time Wizard to go back in time to when he was a child to steal a talisman from two witches in a bog that used to exist before Auburn Pines which stops monsters from Repugia entering the human world so he can create his metropolis of a clean teeth utopia and rid the world of Halloween and candy forever.\nSounds ridiculous but its actually very interesting to watch and its great to be along for the ride. What\'s more, I have a soft spot for watching characters I know and love grow up, and CQ2 nails that when you travel to the future and meet a married Lucy and Everett.\nWith all of that said, CQ2 isn\'t perfect. There is a big black hideous tumour growing on the side of its face, resembling an awful new game mechanic that wasn\'t needed and really detracts from the experience. Those who have played CQ2 know I\'m talking about the fountain drinking.\nYour health does not recover after battle, unless you level up. So to recover your health to full, you have to drink from a water fountain. This means that every couple of battles you will have to backtrack to the nearest fountain just to have a drink, only to go back to where you were and continue. It\'s really easy to avoid fights if you don\'t rush it so you pretty much won\'t get molested on the way to the fountain, and running away from fights teleports you to the nearest fountain anyway!\nIt\'s really dumb and doesn\'t add anything to the gameplay, other than an annoyance to have to backtrack. Plus, when you enter a new area, your first priority is to find either Shady or a fountain, as any area entered for the first time spawns a map for purchase from Shady. So if you find Shady, buy the map and you\'ll see where the fountain is. If you find the fountain first, remember where it is.\nOverall, Costume Quest 2 is fantastic. Fans of the original will adore this game, and like Costume Quest before it, I can see myself giving this game multiple playthroughs. It took me about 7.4 hours to beat first time round, when the original CQ and its DLC combined takes about 6. Both of those times are taking all quests completed into account.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'killaboygamer\xae', u'hours': 2.2, u'products': 57, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u'its fun but dead', u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'jkputman', u'text': u'this is a bad dumb game i want refuns', u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197993234973', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 7, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 22, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'A Squeaky Clean Surprise', u'hours': 1.6, u'products': 285, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u"As a new father I can attest that this game has prepared me for the turmoil of keeping my son alive until my wife comes back from getting cigarettes.\nIt's been 4 weeks.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'iSagan', u'text': u"Bugs and technical issues out right stop you from playing what you purchased without hours of attempted fixes. I tried to start up the game and a massively loud buzzing sound came through my head set. I found a fix for that. Then after that, the game was constantly freezing once every 5 seconds for about 10 seconds before I could click 'new game' on the title screen.\nMy specs are more than enough to run in, they just didn't create a stable game. These are common issues for a lot of the people who bought this game.", u'hours': 1.4, u'date': u'2017-04-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198105101222', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 54, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Rossosaurus', u'hours': 8.7, u'products': 380, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-04-22', u'text': u"This game is pretty broken on PC I actually couldn't get past the intro without the game crashing. If you want to play this game do yourself a favour and buy it on console. I did this and bar the fact that I started off with a bad attitude with this game in general I'd say i enjoyed this game. It's nowhere near as good as the first and third games in the 13 franchise but if you liked 13 and want to play Lightning Returns give it a go. Also teh moogle is absolutely adorable and was the main reason I stuck with the game until the end.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Snake', u'text': u'Great game, abysmally \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 port.\nOnly playable when you cap it to 30 fps with external software, and even then manages to dip below 30 fps regularly.\nScrew you, Squeenix, for ruining a great game with the messy port job.', u'hours': 1.3, u'date': u'2017-04-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 1235, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Billick', u'text': u"I couldn't get into this one.  I don't mind reading in games, but I thought the dialog was really rambling.  The combat in this game is painfully unfun.  This might of worked as an adventure game, or even a novel, but as it stands, this is the worst ARPG I've ever played.", u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2014-09-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198020886141', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 741, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Lumic', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 1284, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2014-09-22', u'text': u"It seems like a really cool game, but would the developers kindly look into the save game bug? I'm sure I'm not the only one plagued by it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Lonas', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 220, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2014-09-22', u'text': u"OK first of all it has a greate storyline and I LOVE the design (old-school rpg) . BUT I has more bugs than it's story can cover. You meet the first one when yo try to create your character and the game just blacks out ... no error no nothing. Then you spend half an hour searching through the list of posible isues. Then you have to go through all the comments to find the file where they keep the settings to manually put it in windowed mode. I find this inapropriate for a game you have to pay for and this is the reason I do not recomend it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'thanos999', u'text': u'this isnt a freeto play game after about 25 games you got to start paying for it and a game last 5 to 15 minuets if you play badly', u'hours': 5.6, u'date': u'2011-10-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198007354039', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 566, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Takoyaki', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 791, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2011-10-13', u'text': u"A free board game with explosive effects. That's about it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Daddy Pig', u'hours': 1.4, u'products': 1373, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2011-10-13', u'text': u'Great little game. Really close to the original board game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Jake Paul', u'products': 212, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2011-10-13', u'text': u'OPNLIEN BOARD GAEM', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Insanity4000', u'text': u"It's a promising game, but some stages are slow in progress and get tedious after a while.\nThe platforming aspect is okay but can be really annoying.", u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-06-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198174173295', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 115, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Average Frog', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 17, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-06-13', u'text': u'Great free game, however it could be expanded upon.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'MinecraftChristianDabber69', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 18, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-06-12', u'text': u'Not really what it seems, its really just repetitive levels that show you what the people are thinking like in the happiness, fear, and anger', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'\u30c1\u30eb\u30ce', u'text': u'About time. \u3084\u3063\u3068\u306e\u601d\u3044\u3067\u3002', u'hours': 1.8, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198014980258', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 125, u'page': 36}
{u'username': u'LunarblueTouhouManiac', u'text': u"Is it the best Touhou? No.\nIs it the worst Touhou? No.\nIs it easily obtainable outside of Japan? YES.\nHere's hoping for more Touhou on Steam.", u'hours': 5.8, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 4, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 274, u'page': 36}
{u'username': u'Hexspin', u'text': u"May or may not be the starter of a rare but lovable genre, Touhou has gotten a cult following, and for good reason, it's music wonderfully written even if in essentially midi form, the good artwork, and decent stories and characters, it was only time before it came to steam, and still going strong 16 + games in.", u'hours': 4.2, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 8, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 43, u'page': 36}
{u'username': u'BreeSeven', u'hours': 215.6, u'products': 31, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u"Speaking as the person who's really \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 at playing any games except The Sims series. GTA V rocks!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'DANK_Saiyan', u'text': u'amazing', u'hours': 4.6, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198268713168', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 38, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'Ericyo', u'text': u'good fun.', u'hours': 87.7, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198059264083', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 20, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'Warheads on Foreheads', u'text': u"I was somewhat familiar with this series, but I still got a lot out of this first chapter. What starts as a cute slice-of-life story in a small town delves into paranoia, murder, and the supernatural. Despite it's low-tech presentation, it gets engrossing and terrifying. Although it's not a choose-your-own-adventure like other visual novels, it's still the length of a novel and satisfying to read. 4spoops out of 5.", u'hours': 10.3, u'date': u'2017-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198004386713', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 48, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Blue \u03de Lightning', u'hours': 9.1, u'products': 355, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2016-12-31', u'text': u'I really liked the anime series but...I almost wish I had read this instead or at least beforehand.\nThis VN relies more on the atmosphere and situations to creep you out then intense gore (and shock).\nHonestly my favoite Horror series by far.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'LostLyn', u'hours': 13.8, u'products': 8, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2016-12-30', u'text': u"It was a good read and I definitely want to continue reading the Higurashi series. I was creeped out more times than once and I also liked the music even though it's sometimes a bit repetitive. The characters are likeable. The story doesn't fail to surprise you. I liked reading this VN better than watching the anime, probably because I had time to myself to think things through. The VN also explains some things better than the anime, so that you can get a bigger picture. I kind of wish there would be voice acting to this though, but it works just fine like this as well.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Boabyboy', u'text': u"So far the game is below ok. I think the menu layout could use a right click menu options to view specific information quickly and a pop up box explaining what each stat does within the game.\nOne big note to developers is your 3d engine needs a massive improvement because I had to restart the game due to my players had the ball, decided to kick then suddenly every player in the match (including the opposition) started to go into a twirl like dance for the full 40 mins of the game. I could not do anything apart from restarting the game within match game menu.\nThat the major disappointment of this game and will need to get rectified quickly.\nThankfully the game has the option to simulate instead of choosing to watch the match in 3d but disappointingly even if choosing to simulate, there is no text commentary, straight to end result of the match. The 3d engine is crude, it like watching Domark's International Rugby Challenge which is bad, see reviews about the game on the internet, you get what I mean bad.\nIt not Football Manager in terms of statistical depth of information but I feel it should be more polish for \xa330. Better choice text/colors to be easier on the eyes, more stats, better placement of information on-screen. It not \xa330 after playing the game, it should be \xa35 quid. If the Developers set the game at a bargin price at \xa35. I think you guys would have more favourable reviews and encouragements for a game that is may not be the Football Manager but not a bad attempt. If you going to set the price at \xa330 quid, then I expect this product to be quality not dog\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665with bugs in the game code.\n\xa330 for a sub-par 3d engine, terrible music, terrible mouse clicking beeping sound for every menu option I click on (thankfully it can be turn off on the options menu) hard to read match anaysis, I should not need to be asked to choose team tactics which prevents the match to continue, it should continue to play either I choose a tactic or not and there are some interface design quirks within the game, for example, when checking a box to choose a specific task then I decide to uncheck the task, it would not?.\nIt not garbage but it should be better for the price. Nah, Thumbs down.", u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-01-08', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198080098574', u'product_id': u'528640', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 38, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'kdotroutz', u'text': u"So far so good but a few areas that need to be rectified in future updates.\nVery awkward to find players & staff - A 'search' menu would be ideal.\nBe able to click on clubs and players, in fact any game data and be directed to that item rather than it be a dead link or have to trawl through the game.", u'hours': 3.6, u'date': u'2017-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198018371946', u'product_id': u'528640', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 2, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'jamesleigh90', u'text': u"I liked this game, Good update from the 2015 Version. Not as much detail as Football Manager and there are some statistical/Positional errors on some players. Also doesn't have rights for Southern hemisphere teams but still very enjoyable game,\nFor the most part I think the 3D engine is quite good, and feels like you can definetely change the outcome of a tight match with tactical choices. Occasionally there are some issues with players running off the pitch and in silly directions but overal thr feel of the match is quite realistic\nOverall this game is a bit rough around the edges and could do with abit more depth, But is definetely an improvement on RUM 2015 and is definetley the best Rugby Management Game, available at the moment, So would reccomend a purchase if you like Rugby and Management games", u'hours': 87.6, u'date': u'2016-12-27', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198004611809', u'product_id': u'528640', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 13, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'HoovervilleHarry', u'text': u'Did you want to play a game where you can screw over your friends? Yeah?? Well then have I got a game for you!', u'hours': 73.5, u'date': u'2017-03-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198044123382', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 136, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'riche', u'text': u'never wined', u'hours': 283.5, u'date': u'2017-03-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198182241433', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 94, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'ratskul', u'text': u'really well made suprizeingly good... it is a puzzle not a stratigy game it is a matching game with well made elements.', u'hours': 6.2, u'date': u'2015-06-17', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198032217508', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 394, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Ishan451', u'text': u'This is a smartphone game. Everything about it screams "smartphone port". The UI is clunky and ugly, although the artstyle is nice. Everything about it is designed to be operated with a big fat thumb, one handed on the toilet. Except.. the match length... the average match took me about 30 to 45 minutes to complete, all credit due to the RNG.\nMatches are won by sheer luck where your and the opponents reinforcements end up. If you are lucky, they will be opportune and you can get ahead with your 3 moves, if you are not... well then the opponent will stack up on walls, making it impossible to get units through. At this point you end up chipping away with minimal damage at the enemy, praying your big beefy units make it through, because the match is dragging on and on. Each match i won, was a stalmate until RNGesus finally decided to create an opening for me by giving the opponent an inopportune reinforcement draw.\nThere is no way to react to the loadout of the enemy, other than save scumming, and with 3 moves there was no way to make big sweeping changes to the positioning. You are focused on using whatever RNG gives you, than wasting time trying to set up big attacks. Why? Because the AI is constantly combining whatever it can.. which forces the player to do the same, trying to ward off the attacks long enough until there is an opening created by RNG.\nBut what really makes me not recommend the game... are some of the story encounters, where the game isn\'t just content with forcing you to somehow beat an enemy. No, the game throws objectives in the encounter at you. RNG moving \'allies\' in the enemy ranks, which you aren\'t supposed to hit. Or having to protect a unit. Or hit two target at the very same time. All the while the AI is playing as it always does... basically handicapping the player.\nThere is an interesting formation and fusion system in the game, but under the constant onslaught of the AI pulling one off is more luck than skill. And i can only imagine that playing against real players you either have a chess game or someone is playing like the AI, combining whatever they can and thus forcing you to do the same.\nIts a shame. It has a pretty artwork and it could have been a really nice game, if it either let you decide where your reinforcement went, or gave you more than 3 moves, so you could actually make changes to your rows. So, its 90% luck and 10% skill.', u'hours': 8.1, u'date': u'2015-06-17', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561197994855401', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 297, u'page': 24}
{u'username': u'Whatisb0w', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 17, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-11-08', u'text': u'dunno what im doing', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'\uff27\uff32\uff21\uff26\uff26\uff29\uff23', u'text': u'good', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-10-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 1, u'page': 9}
{u'username': u'A Random Holiday Spycrab', u'hours': 48.5, u'products': 14, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-09', u'text': u'its hard to use at first then when you learn it i found it to be really fun to mess around with', u'early_access': False, u'page': 36}
{u'username': u'Paps Burr', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 120, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2016-01-19', u'text': u'Really Fun Puzzle Game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'Milchaufsch\xe4umer', u'hours': 45.0, u'products': 16, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-10-25', u'text': u"A compilation of the downloadable content (DLC) for the game Batman: Arkham Asylum, a Action-Adventure game by Rocksteady Studios.\n\nYes, I did.\nIt's one of the best Superhero games today. The Freeflow Combat system is one of the greatest of all time and the graphics look very beautiful and can still keep up with many high-budget games from 2017. There are many collectibles like Character Bios, Riddler Trophies or Interview Tapes.\nThe boss fights are unfortunatly pretty disappointing, especially the last one. Also, the GOTY Edition doesn't contain the PlayStation 3 (PS3) exclusive challenge maps, where you can play as Joker but that's a fussy critical point. There aren't any other flaws I've noticed.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 36}
{u'username': u'ramkad', u'hours': 2.0, u'products': 275, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2015-06-10', u'text': u'Battlepaths', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'chamot07', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 149, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-07-14', u'text': u'WTF did I just play...', u'early_access': False, u'page': 31}
{u'username': u'Starkzard', u'text': u'Based on a popular series of user created web comics and within a market that sees a constant flow of games packed with memes and pop culture references\nshows no hesitation in being a smaller independent title that caters to a specific audience.\nVisually the game offers a cleaner style compared to the internet created comics, this is a change that makes the game easier to look at while playing, as the mouse-drawn nature of the countryball comics could have resulted in an fuzzy experience when objects are set in motion. Sound effects are basic but very well done and the game is orchestrated with a single looping song, which can get repetitive after a while but it can easily be turned off in the game\'s settings.\nThe plot of the game is based on the running gag that "Polandball cannot into space" which originated from the Polandball series of user-generated web comics. Tired of all the bullying by other countryballs, Poland decided that it had enough and proceeds to attempt the difficult task of reaching humanity\'s final frontier, space.\nThe basic storyline is accompanied by the game\'s humor, which makes fun of a variety of stereotypes from countries worldwide. Countryballs display each country\'s respective cultural attire and technological stereotypes while delivering one-liners in deliberately broken English, this can also be found throughout the upgrades menu, where each item description makes fun of a particular country in the game.\nThe game\'s interface is very simple, big buttons flaunt all over over the game\'s main menu which quickly disappear as soon as we lift off, during gameplay the game presents us with a clean but effective HUD that displays the radar located on the top left side of the screen and the health, fuel, money and kilometrage on the top right.\nThe controls are easy to comprehend and feel very responsive even with the ship\'s starting gear, by default you can control your ship with either WASD, the arrow keys or the mouse, the player can also make use of a gamepad, controls can be rebinded in the launcher, but this has no option to revert to default.\nThe main goal of the game is to reach the Moon, in order to achieve this we need to avoid enemy countryballs that are constantly roaming around, increasing in variety and difficulty the closer we get to our final destination. At the same time the player needs to be on the lookout for fuel and money, Polandball will be forced to eject if our ship runs out of fuel, after that, we will be taken back to our launchpad for another try.\nIn order to facilitate achieving our goal, money can be spent on buying upgrades for our ship, and, while this offers some degree of flexibility, it quickly becomes apparent that the system is somewhat linear and gives an illusion of progression, perhaps it would have been more interesting to have branching paths in the upgrade system, as this would give more meaningful choices to the game as well as some replayability (which is virtually non-existent), there\'s no real mechanical reason for replaying this game, it is ultimately in the hands of the player if they wish to delete all their progress and start over from scratch.\nIs a game that can either get you hooked or completely bored within a few hours of playing, there is a fair amount of randomness involved in each run that can make it frustrating for some, while others will see this as an excuse to keep trying. Regardless, the game rewards determination, reaching new distances can be a very fulfilling experience, this is enough to keep that type of player interested long enough to complete the game.\nis a fun experience that can be enjoyed by a wide range of people, players who already possess knowledge of the countryball comics and are up to date with the related stereotypes, would find this game a pleasant experience all the way through. With that being said, the game has a few shortcomings in the audio department and the customization aspect, plus the random nature of the game could be perceived as frustrating to many; however, these do not detract a lot from what this game is supposed to be, a fun lighthearted trip that leaves a subtle message of determination to prove to the world that, against all odds, Polandball can reach space.', u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2016-06-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 9, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 343, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'pabloandnene', u'hours': 51.2, u'products': 365, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2014-10-10', u'text': u"If you like turn based RPGs and/or liked Costume Quest 1, this is worth your while. Silly story, fun to play. The only complaint I would have is probably that the healing costumes (like the clown) become very unnecessary due to how over powering you can be compared to your opponents (even the final boss). Still, for the price of a premiere 3D movies now a days, this is a great deal for even as little as 6 hours of gameplay (fastest I've heard anyone play through it yet). I got about 10 hours of real play, maxing out my levels, collecting all of the costumes and candy cards.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'Anonim', u'text': u'putini player', u'hours': 2.7, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198290183784', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 13, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Ponyo96', u'text': u'i really dont understand why there are so many bad reviews for this game, i think the game is very good.\ngreat storyline, fun gameplay andi t doesnt crach to me', u'hours': 54.9, u'date': u'2017-04-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198069409428', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 104, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Son Of Nitrous', u'hours': 9.3, u'products': 125, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2014-09-22', u'text': u"If you like old school style RPGs like Fallout, Arcanum etc, it's maust have for you guys. Powerfull storyline interesting quests etc.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Omnis Zero', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 38, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-06-11', u'text': u'This game brings  a level of reality and perspective to people. While most of us, as we grow older, often forget what life is about, this game is a good reminder of how our views have changed over the years.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'kawaii\u72f8', u'hours': 0.4, u'products': 231, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'text': u"Buy ZUN's game, so he can buy beer and make more bullet hell games about cute girls in hats.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 36}
{u'username': u'my avatar is a chip with dips', u'hours': 63.8, u'products': 42, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u"Really fun game! Had a ton of fun going around with my friends and exploring this modern world. The end game online grind may not be the best, but there's plenty of content that's before then for you to play through, definitely worth your money.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 28}
{u'username': u'\uae84\uc544\uc544\uc544', u'text': u'I love it.', u'hours': 15.9, u'date': u'2016-12-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198112008513', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 21, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Graham', u'text': u'I really hope that my review is able to help you; if you would like to know more, post a comment, and I will endeavour to answer.\nAs a long time player of Cricket Captain and Football Manager, I was especially keen to get stuck into a management game focused on my beloved rugby.  I have not been disappointed - the game is really excellent, although there are a couple of things that I personally would like to see change.\n- I really like the interface - it is easy to navigate and easy on the eye.\n- From a resource management point of view, this game is excelent - one has to manage finances, staff, players, a long term plan (attempting to please the board and also grow the stature and infrastructure of one\'s club etc).\n- Tactics: I really enjoy matches and the tactical side of things, although I slightly prefer the FM (and even early Championship Manager) approach of having sliders for everything.  The team calls are fun, but I would rather have to analyse my team\'s strengths and weaknesses, adjust a whole host of tactics with sliders (so I don\'t do silly things like try creative passes with a prop etc).  There is so much potential in rugby for multiple tactical elements one can control, from individual decisions, to varying team philosophies.  Some of this is already in the game of course.  One can vary one\'s attack "expansiveness" in 12 different zones on the pitch and change one\'s defensive system in 4 different zones on the pitch, but I think individual instructions for each position would also be nice.\n- Matches: These generate realistic score-lines and are enjoyable.  If you want a hands on approach, you can ad-lib defence and attack parameters and also decide when to kick, although it seems to be difficult to clear the ball to touch!  I\'d personally like the clock to operate in real time, but with "boring" passages of play skipped (as in Football Manager).  If this were to be altered, one would then have more stats at the end of games for things like knock ons, penalties etc.\nOverall though, the matches as they are, are great, but I am sure that the developers are planning to improve the player animations, movements etc with time.', u'hours': 56.4, u'date': u'2016-12-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198050721576', u'product_id': u'528640', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 13, u'page': 3}
{u'username': u'Europa Games', u'text': u'This was a wate of money \xa330 shocking', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2016-12-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198138235622', u'product_id': u'528640', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 53, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Chumlet', u'text': u'Cluttered, complicated, unrealistic and absolutely awful.', u'hours': 6.1, u'date': u'2016-12-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197994230110', u'product_id': u'528640', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 20, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u"Fistful o' Boomstick", u'text': u'Good game this, not as polished as like FM or whatever but brilliant core game, a must for any one interested in the game!', u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2016-12-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197990663674', u'product_id': u'528640', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 159, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'dbax501', u'text': u'NMOST DEFINATELY NOT UP TO THE STANDARDS OF TODAYS MANAGERIAL GAMES. IF I COULD GET A REFUND I WOULD. GRAPHICS ARE POOR, TEAM DETAIL POOR. VERY DISSAPOINTED!', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2016-12-11', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198323756451', u'product_id': u'528640', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 2, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'bradp', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 193, u'product_id': u'528640', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-12-11', u'text': u'good game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'< blank >', u'hours': 25.8, u'products': 205, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-12-29', u'text': u"it's a good read", u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Lambda', u'text': u'A wise man once said: &quot\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665s \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ed yo."\nTreating it as a book instead of a game, this is a very (very) chilling introduction that raises a lot of questions. Definitely worth a look if you think you can get yourself through the slow-paced start: The first few hours are just slow fluff before \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 starts hitting the fan.', u'hours': 13.0, u'date': u'2016-12-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 591, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Gucci Gundam', u'hours': 22.9, u'products': 157, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-12-27', u'text': u'lol never thought that i would jump from reading a visual novel', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'my avatar is a chip with dips', u'hours': 63.8, u'products': 42, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u"Really fun game! Had a ton of fun going around with my friends and exploring this modern world. The end game online grind may not be the best, but there's plenty of content that's before then for you to play through, definitely worth your money.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'(\u3065\uff61\u25d5\u03c9\u25d5\uff61)\u3065IAmWeeb', u'hours': 217.1, u'products': 20, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'yis, velly gud gmea. always protek chaldren y respekto whamen. yis best gmeo of yer.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'\u272aBobby2K', u'text': u'SO COOL :) !\nBuy it if you not owning it!', u'hours': 35.6, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198268329365', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 7, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'\u3086\u3063\u304d', u'hours': 24.6, u'products': 3, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'text': u'\u3081\u3063\u3061\u3083\u3081\u3063\u3061\u3083\u304a\u3082\u3057\u308d\u3044\u3067\u3059\u3001ZUN\u306e\u97f3\u697d\u5927\u597d\u304d\uff01\uff01(\u22c8\u25cd\uff1e\u25e1\uff1c\u25cd)\u3002\u2727\u2661\u3000\u5f7c\u306f\u3068\u3063\u3066\u3082\u624d\u80fd\u306e\u3042\u308b\uff01\uff01', u'early_access': False, u'page': 37}
{u'username': u'Frank Unterholz', u'text': u"The long overdue first release ever for a Touhou game on Steam. There was either no legal way to get this game, heavy import fees for ordering a copy or your PC simply not supported the games (some of them can't be played anymore with modern hardware). I, myself was only able to glimpse in a very few games of the mainline series before, I mostly know Touhou because of the other Doujin-Games released for PlayStation systems and now the Nintendo Switch.\nThe 16th entry of the Touhou series is, like most of the games, a Shmup, to be more precise, a manic shooter or even more common, a bullet hell shooter. The scoring system in the game is complex and so are the gameplay mechanics. It is super easy to learn them, but hard to execute them well. There are difficulty modes for everyone, but be aware, even the easy mode will challenge you if you are not used to these games. While it is the goal of most players to reach a great score, it is the number one goal to finish the game without using a continue. Many Shmups released on Steam are giving you infinite credits, Touhou 16 gives you 5 credits for a playthorugh. So be cautious, you can see a true Game Over screen in this game.\nThere are 6 Stages available, different characters and different storylines and as far as I know a true ending which requires much skill to achieve. Play the game with either your Keyboard (the way people play these games for years) or your Controller. Arcade Sticks are not supported.\nThis release here is a japanese App. The config and even the menus are available in both japanese and english. If you want to enjoy the story however, you need to download a fan translation. These translations are available in countless languages and they patch your game to your native language so that there won't be any language barrier. Just visit the Community Hub on Steam or Google to get more infos. Installing this Patch will cost you, including searching, downloading and executing up to 5-7 minutes. This release here won't feature Steam achievements or collectible cards, but Cloud Savings works just fine and are enabled.\nReally enjoying the game so far. I don't play Shmups for achieving huge Highscores or playing on the most insane difficulty, I play these games to relax a little. My life is very stresfull at the moment and I have to say, all these colorful bullets are really soothing. You can enjoy Touhou simply for what it is, even if you lose sometimes, you won't get frustrated.\nVerdict:\nReally a suprising release. I'm icurrently absorbed by Touhou 16. Recommend it. The price is justified for what the game is offering you. Don't get your hopes up on big discounts on this game however.", u'hours': 5.2, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197977646602', u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 79, u'page': 37}
{u'username': u'[DGS] Janniktock', u'text': u'Beer money for ZUN - well worth it', u'hours': 0.3, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 15, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 413, u'page': 37}
{u'username': u'hail2pigdum', u'text': u'I don\'t usually play sports manager games, but I thought I\'d give this a shot since I\'d played rugby in the past. I\'m glad to say that I ended up enjoying this game a lot. I really liked how immersive and realistic the game was, ranging the spectrum of emails, training sessions, facilities, finances, and more. It\'s clear that the developers really paid attention to detail and went in-depth with it in order to provide a strong gameplay experience.\nInitially it was a bit unclear to me how to play with the different settings, especially being able to control the team in individual games, but after a few "Advance Screen"s I got the hang of it. Perhaps a more A-to-Z walkthrough entry in the manual, or just a walkthrough in general. I\'d definitely rather the developers focused their energy on bugfixes and new feature additions though. And I think part of these perceived "difficulties" actually help make the game more accurate and realistic. For example, I had been neglecting my emails for a while (got too excited with the actual matches), and thus had missed some facilities warnings that led to me getting fined. I guess that\'s part of the process of actual sports management, in that you do frequently get overwhelmed and it\'s a lot to keep track of.\nLast but not least, the theme music is super catchy and lends a great energy to the entire experience. I\'ll have that rock song stuck in my head for a while to come. Kudos to the team at Alternative Software!', u'hours': 32.8, u'date': u'2016-12-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197974671728', u'product_id': u'528640', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 31, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'lumbers', u'text': u'help!! does anyone know how to get a players fitness back up after injury\nthanks', u'hours': 100.5, u'date': u'2016-12-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198051936407', u'product_id': u'528640', u'page_order': 6, u'products': 11, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'dunphy', u'text': u'Game played for 27 hours.\nPros :\nGreat improvement from RUTM15 with many new features\nMany licensed leagues & teams\nPlayers pictures,  teams and leagues logos\nInteresting long term challenge if you choose to start with a small club\nImproved editor\nStable game overall\nCons :  UI is not the most user-friendly and the nicest on the eye, 3d match engine is far from being perfect but match results are quite realistic ( when match played , not tested the "instant result" option )\nFor a second opus, it\'s a good game that can only get better and I would recommend it to those who like management sport games.', u'hours': 48.8, u'date': u'2016-12-01', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198032115177', u'product_id': u'528640', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 36, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Gamerboss', u'text': u'i didnt know how laggy it would be so i dont know how to fix this pls help me i cant do anything', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-06-07', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198123682635', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 27, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'evangtr333', u'hours': 0.6, u'user_id': u'76561198369907450', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-06-07', u'text': u"yes it's short, but it is free, and it will make you feel so much emotion. (not a spoiler) there was this one stage with this kid trying to save people. you had to pick between the kids parent's and the people. just wow.. how are going to choose?. that's your chose -Evangtr", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Bassalissk', u'text': u'An iteresting game that covers many of the thoughts and fears that people in society face on a daily basis, but the free edition lacks the vast majority of the content this game has to offer. that is why I reccomend you skip this and go for the paid version.', u'hours': 0.8, u'date': u'2017-06-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198106291632', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 73, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Awesome Weegee\U0001f44c', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 1163, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2011-10-13', u'text': u'the actual board game is better.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'El_Duque', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 294, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2011-10-13', u'text': u'Es un juego muy extra\xf1o y dif\xedcil, no lo entiendo, no s\xe9 jugarlo. Los gr\xe1ficos son penosos, no lo recomiendo.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'hahaa', u'products': 91, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2011-10-13', u'text': u'Evitem', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16, u'found_funny': 1}
{u'username': u'euplatious', u'text': u'Great!', u'hours': 8.6, u'date': u'2016-12-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198018598516', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 366, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'sorcrane', u'hours': 6.2, u'products': 120, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2016-12-25', u'text': u"NScripter is an older engine than what, say, Amnesia or Tokyo Babel uses, but Higurashi doesn't need super fancy graphics, or fanservice, or flashy openings. It just needs cicadas, good dialogue, fantastic use of sound, and\n.\nSo long as your mind is willing to step into Higurashi,\nso too will Higurashi step into you.\nGood prologue for the rest of the series. 9/10.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'aquaflame64', u'text': u'One of the best visual novels around and one of the best horror series around. 10/10', u'hours': 8.1, u'date': u'2016-12-19', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198068842575', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 278, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'ROFL', u'text': u"Was able to make a meal during the loading, and it still didn't load. 10/10", u'hours': 174.1, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 207, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'Parluy', u'hours': 30.4, u'products': 11, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'great game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'Children Of Bodom', u'hours': 37.3, u'products': 7, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'Hey can we get amanda naked?anyone?lol', u'early_access': False, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'Kurouzume', u'text': u"Didn't see that one coming, hopefully some older and future releases get to steam too", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 56, u'page': 37}
{u'username': u'Remi', u'text': u'Beer money for cute girls', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 70, u'page': 37}
{u'username': u'alpacafe', u'text': u'Cute smug girls.', u'hours': 4.9, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 108, u'page': 37}
{u'username': u'blackheart2', u'text': u'Ostensibly an old-school RPG, but it was too old-school for me (and I played Ultima III when it came out).', u'hours': 0.9, u'date': u'2014-09-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198031836806', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 378, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'userba2579', u'text': u'fine game if you like old style rpg spent hours on it', u'hours': 284.8, u'date': u'2014-09-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198000437435', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 180, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'PetydeNecro', u'text': u'Not polished, but brimming with content. A solid choice for patient players on the lookout for an oldschool, dark, atmospheric RPG! I rcommend it.', u'hours': 40.9, u'date': u'2014-09-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198055714975', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 276, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'gme_mattlas', u'text': u"Well, as an FF fan, XIII-2 is a 7 out of 10 for me, it's not a good Final Fantasy but it's decent, and the framerate is horrible even when set on the lowest settings. Everything plays in slow motion. Plus, the game crashes from time to time. You MUST own a high-quality computer to fully enjoy XIII-2 old game. The PC port is absolute garbage for most people. What a complete waste of $20. Now, I will never be able to finish XIII-2 or play Lightning Returns, unless I buy a PS3 and games? NO!", u'hours': 22.8, u'date': u'2017-04-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198246603238', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 8, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'GazzaMan262', u'hours': 105.9, u'products': 103, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-04-19', u'text': u"Personally......it's better then the 1st (Both storylines aren't the best). The taming skill is fun but also annoying.\nReasons why this is better:\n*With the previous leveling system it was very daunting on grinding, This one is fun.\n*Mog\n*The story is actually interesting (compared to the 1st one hard to follow)\n*poker =)\n*the ability to replay an event (This is the good'n)\nWhy it isn't:\nSerah and noel too soopy\ntime trials i recommend MUTE (as mog will make you go mad)\ngoing to and throw. Expect to jump in and out of timelines\nStory can get abit toooooo much but not to bad\nThe best part is when the story end, I would recommend a guide for the wild artificats or your going to end up going wrong.\nMy question if this game is half decent why did the story go so wrong in 13?\nI do have lag issues mainly with Atlas and places that rain.....But i've played games in worse conditions and mine computer isn't the best about and i can get through it.\nSo if your looking for a random ff game this is it.....Mind you i did miss this one and go to lightening return (another good'n).\nLet's hope that story gets better as time goes on......", u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'thehandofodd', u'text': u'Just to first note, yes this game is buggy for the PC, but this is one of the best FF games.\nYou can get around a lot of issues limiting your cores to real cores if you have a Intel CPU, if you\'re running AMD you should be fine. Then setting the game to window not fullscreen and use "Borderless Gaming" to achive fullscreen.  I\'ve had the game crash very little since doing that. There are various fixes through the community you can look into. I\'m running an Intel i7 4790k with a R9 390, my FPS is normally 60 but this game does drop frames even if you do the fixes. I\'m not holding my breath for Sqaure to come back and patch this game, there isn\'t much of a point now considering the game\'s age.\nNow to the actual game. Overall I\'ve really enjoyed this FF a lot, the improvements they made to the gameplay aspect really improved it. I like the fact that there are puzzles and almost a "treasure hunt" throughout the game. The characters are really likeable, which is something I think the XIII series get\'s looked over for. The story is actually really good, it\'s not confusing if you have half a brain, I saw some reviews critiquing that. You can easily get about 30 hours on this game, right now I have 29-ish and I haven\'t even completed the story. You\'re rewarded for exploring (much like XIII) and taking your time in this game, so do so.\nGame can kinda be a press "x" simulator at points like it\'s predecessor, but the leveling up system in this one provided more a challenge as well as your Paradigm Shift and ATB playing more of a factor in this one. I also like the addition of having monsters that fight with you.\nAll in all this game isn\'t perfect for the PC, but it still get\'s a 5/5 for me for the actual game.\nAnd finally it\'s got Mog. :3', u'hours': 37.5, u'date': u'2017-04-18', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 437, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Azander826', u'text': u'This game is great wether you want to play with random people or with friends. You can play with one friend or multiple and still have a blast not to mention the price is good. I think this game is great and would recommend getting this game, especially if you have someone to play it with.', u'hours': 5.5, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198354178952', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 16, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'Achmed', u'text': u'WHY ? WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU PLAY THYS ?', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198217308017', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 18, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'MantroX', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 627, u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u"Good idea but it's broken.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'charzendat', u'text': u'This is an excellent game for diehard rugby union fans who want the opportunity to manage their own team. To start with you get to choose from hundreds of different teams to manage, across multiple divisions (I went for my home squad of Plymouth). I then got to go into the pre-season and choose who I wanted to play some friendlies against before we got into the proper matches. The amount of information displayed on the screen can be overwhelming at times but the game does assist you. When not sure what to do just click the Advance Screen button in the top and it will either take you to the next day or notify you of things that need doing. You get to sort out training sessions, manage and make repairs to the grounds, respond to bids from other teams and even sound out scouts to get some new talent for you. The lack of a descent in game tutorial does mean you will have to discover some of the features yourself, but the instruction manual gives a reasonable overview of most things.\nMy favourite feature though is when your team plays a match you can either just simulate it and get the result straight away, or manage the match. Decide what to do during kick offs and choose plays during scrums and line outs. It\u2019s a nice addition and you get to watch the match as it is being played out (sped up of course).\nIf you are a fan of sports management games and love rugby then this is a solid game for you.', u'hours': 25.7, u'date': u'2016-11-30', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198347389530', u'product_id': u'528640', u'page_order': 8, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 1, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'rockstarfilms', u'text': u"Great game if you're a big rugby fan, loads of accurate teams, stats licenses etc. Fun to try and buy my fav players at my fav club but at the same time keep the club running. Menu's a little confusing in the begining but fine when you get the hang of it. Team selection interface could be better like Pro Rugby Manager, but this game out performs Pro Rugby Manager by a country mile. Hope this becomes a regular game with improvements every year.", u'hours': 2.1, u'date': u'2016-11-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198163770442', u'product_id': u'528640', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 7, u'page': 4}
{u'username': u'Moomin', u'text': u"Having enjoyed Costume Quest I was looking forward to this sequel coming out - and I wasn't disappointed! Costume Quest 2 is a refinement of the good parts of the first game (goofy colourful fun, simple mechanics with many permutations) remixed with some more modern handheld RPG elements (items with a single use per battle, reaction based attack bonuses).\nThe puzzles are straight forward enough that anyone should be able to solve them but are still difficult enough to require some thought and experimentation. The only exception to this is the final optional costume which involves a fairly obtuse solution, though thankfully it isn't required to complete the game.\nI found the combat system intuitive and forgiving. While the attacks now require carefully timed button presses it is still easy to get a\ndamage bonus, which is more than sufficient to progress in the game. The best bonus is\nbut it is effectively impossible to get consistently. There have been complaints of input lag making combat difficult but I have not witnessed this with either the keyboard or a gamepad.\nMy only real complaint is that it is a bit shorter than I was expecting, but it still took 6 hours on my first playthrough - that's just less than \xa32 per hour (assuming you don't play it again) or about the same value as a cinema ticket.\nIf you want a silly, day long distraction for the younger generation then this will do you well. There won't be much replay value unless you are a completionist but, unlike other games, it is still possible to get all the costumes and achievements in a single sitting.", u'hours': 14.7, u'date': u'2014-10-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197961416177', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 211, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'KwaggaDan', u'text': u'If you played CC1, then maybe just wait on the next sale before picking this up. The two games are very similair, and to be frank, this feels more like extended DLC, than a sequel. The game can also be a little buggy, and the keys can be awkward on a keyboard.\nThat being said, the dialouge is still quite good; and the story is rather fun. The cherry on top is some of the new costumes, even if the abilities have all been recycled.', u'hours': 20.1, u'date': u'2014-10-10', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198012396043', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 253, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'yammar_', u'hours': 8.5, u'products': 1372, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2014-10-10', u'text': u'The story of "Costume Quest2" is nothing the gun, the body and the blood.\nThere are only fancy and cute materials.\nBut, I\'ve been excited!\nMany adventures are nostalgic slightly, and sad, too.\nGame system is similar old JRPG.\nI think you\'ll feel bored.\nI know, game system of recent RPG is real time.\nBut, pretty costumes are amused you. You will not feel bored.\nIf you get tired of the game playing now, I recommend that you play this.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'Starkzard', u'text': u'Based on a popular series of user created web comics and within a market that sees a constant flow of games packed with memes and pop culture references\nshows no hesitation in being a smaller independent title that caters to a specific audience.\nVisually the game offers a cleaner style compared to the internet created comics, this is a change that makes the game easier to look at while playing, as the mouse-drawn nature of the countryball comics could have resulted in an fuzzy experience when objects are set in motion. Sound effects are basic but very well done and the game is orchestrated with a single looping song, which can get repetitive after a while but it can easily be turned off in the game\'s settings.\nThe plot of the game is based on the running gag that "Polandball cannot into space" which originated from the Polandball series of user-generated web comics. Tired of all the bullying by other countryballs, Poland decided that it had enough and proceeds to attempt the difficult task of reaching humanity\'s final frontier, space.\nThe basic storyline is accompanied by the game\'s humor, which makes fun of a variety of stereotypes from countries worldwide. Countryballs display each country\'s respective cultural attire and technological stereotypes while delivering one-liners in deliberately broken English, this can also be found throughout the upgrades menu, where each item description makes fun of a particular country in the game.\nThe game\'s interface is very simple, big buttons flaunt all over over the game\'s main menu which quickly disappear as soon as we lift off, during gameplay the game presents us with a clean but effective HUD that displays the radar located on the top left side of the screen and the health, fuel, money and kilometrage on the top right.\nThe controls are easy to comprehend and feel very responsive even with the ship\'s starting gear, by default you can control your ship with either WASD, the arrow keys or the mouse, the player can also make use of a gamepad, controls can be rebinded in the launcher, but this has no option to revert to default.\nThe main goal of the game is to reach the Moon, in order to achieve this we need to avoid enemy countryballs that are constantly roaming around, increasing in variety and difficulty the closer we get to our final destination. At the same time the player needs to be on the lookout for fuel and money, Polandball will be forced to eject if our ship runs out of fuel, after that, we will be taken back to our launchpad for another try.\nIn order to facilitate achieving our goal, money can be spent on buying upgrades for our ship, and, while this offers some degree of flexibility, it quickly becomes apparent that the system is somewhat linear and gives an illusion of progression, perhaps it would have been more interesting to have branching paths in the upgrade system, as this would give more meaningful choices to the game as well as some replayability (which is virtually non-existent), there\'s no real mechanical reason for replaying this game, it is ultimately in the hands of the player if they wish to delete all their progress and start over from scratch.\nIs a game that can either get you hooked or completely bored within a few hours of playing, there is a fair amount of randomness involved in each run that can make it frustrating for some, while others will see this as an excuse to keep trying. Regardless, the game rewards determination, reaching new distances can be a very fulfilling experience, this is enough to keep that type of player interested long enough to complete the game.\nis a fun experience that can be enjoyed by a wide range of people, players who already possess knowledge of the countryball comics and are up to date with the related stereotypes, would find this game a pleasant experience all the way through. With that being said, the game has a few shortcomings in the audio department and the customization aspect, plus the random nature of the game could be perceived as frustrating to many; however, these do not detract a lot from what this game is supposed to be, a fun lighthearted trip that leaves a subtle message of determination to prove to the world that, against all odds, Polandball can reach space.', u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2016-06-22', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 0, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 343, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Louseman', u'text': u'Game seems to be like some old games for mobile phones, but it steel cool.\nIt is very cool, when the game has an implication and deep meaning. Also it has a cool gameplay, which gamers community will like, like they do it for many years on their mobile phones.\nThere are many upgrades, which make you play this game more, because you want to fully-upgrade your ship and help Poland :D.\nI was pleased with some cues, like \xabK.urwa!!!\xbb =D\nGame is cool guys, it is worth it\u2019s money.', u'hours': 1.7, u'date': u'2016-06-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198078752845', u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 270, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'assassin4ik', u'hours': 3.5, u'products': 340, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-06-21', u'text': u"Nice graphics and nice gameplay.\nIt' typical indie game which will get it's own auditory of players.\nI liked it because it is funny, it made me trying to get upper and upper =)\nYou play for Polandball, which tryes to get to outer space (like in a song of Bob Marley :D).\nOther countryball try to prevent it like in real life.\nFirstly you get your own spaceship from some trash and you need to collect money to upgrade it.\nWhen you will get to finish, you'll get a nice video on your screen.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'TylerGuy', u'text': u'This is deader than the zombies in it.', u'hours': 1.1, u'date': u'2017-07-14', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 379, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'Thebard6', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 315, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-07-14', u'text': u'Played one half a game. Controls suck. Map sucked. Won first game ez. Died after taking cover from someone in front of cover. Quit. Uninstall.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'Mumblep', u'hours': 8.0, u'products': 202, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-07-14', u'text': u'A fun and unique competitive fps game, too bad it was abandoned after one month of release and has an average playercount of two players a month.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'Fraykey', u'text': u"Would love to write a review, but i haven't been able to jump the gap in the tutorial. Keep crashing into the wall.\nAny suggestions?", u'hours': 1.5, u'date': u'2017-06-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 13, u'user_id': u'76561197972000889', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 96, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Horrocksgaming', u'text': u'the game is trash', u'hours': 4.2, u'date': u'2017-06-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 56, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'\uff44  \uff4f  \uff50  \uff45\u2122', u'text': u'a waste of time', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2017-06-05', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198048870122', u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 73, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u"'Oxyyy", u'products': 205, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2011-10-13', u'text': u'joguinho ruim da pourra', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Wanye Kest', u'date': u'2011-10-13', u'user_id': u'76561198019114810', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 270, u'text': u'WOW. I HAVE NEVER PLAYED THIS GAME. AND I PROBABLY NEVER WILL', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'ikael965', u'text': u'gioco da tavolo... ma questo \xe8 gratuito :-)', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2011-10-13', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197996905006', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 244, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Duct Taped', u'products': 329, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2011-10-12', u'text': u'The next COD.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'Tis Me', u'text': u'dfsdfsdfsd', u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2015-06-10', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 693, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'\u2605Som3Tyng\u2605', u'text': u'', u'hours': 14.5, u'date': u'2015-06-07', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 191, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'DjGodary86', u'hours': 3.0, u'products': 271, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-06-06', u'text': u'If you like old school zelda type games (old rpgs) then you will like this one too. I personally am not a fan of Zelda games but appretiate this title for what it is.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Gordo Jordo', u'hours': 20.5, u'products': 202, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-10-23', u'text': u"Total classic. Play it if you haven't yet. Wish Arkham Knight would have followed the more linear approach that this game did.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 37}
{u'username': u'RuiG_87', u'hours': 8.5, u'products': 378, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-10-23', u'text': u"Arkham Asylum is indisputably the best entry in the Arkham franchise, the game features astounding visuals, a compeling story, amazing sound work, great gameplay and pacing.\nThe linear design of the game allows for the telling of a good Batman story, with the perfect pacing one would expect. The combat created by the team over at Rocksteady Studios has without a doubt become one of the best, if not the best combat gameplay ever seen in any action video game, however the game isn't only about the combat since there are some pretty good platforming segments in style of the Metroidvania subgenre and God are the Scarecrow sections of the name pretty memorable. One of the game's worser moments are the boss fights, for the most part they are very repetitive and follow the exact same formula and strategy with the exception of maybe two or three fights.\nKevin Conroy and Mark Hamill once again deliver an amazing performance as Batman and the Joker respectively. The soundtrack and overall sound design is very well crafted and will suck you into the game's world, so I highly recommend playing with headphones.\nThis game is without a doubt a must play for any Batman and video game fan out there.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 37}
{u'username': u'Mr. Coreborn', u'hours': 14.4, u'products': 749, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-10-23', u'text': u"Let's be honest here. We all love Batman. You cannot not love Batman. And all we've ever wanted was a good Batman game that captures the feeling of being him.\nNow hold, don't do anything besides buying this game and stepping into this trilogy. This is the game you've been dreaming of for a long time.\nThose dudes in Rocksteady Studios did an amazing job.\nOverall I can't think of anything I don't like. It's definitely a", u'early_access': False, u'page': 37}
{u'username': u'STIG', u'hours': 7.4, u'products': 478, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-01-06', u'text': u"Back to Bed is a simple puzzle game with nice graphics design. As a student project it's quite accomplished, but as a commercially released game it's definitely lacking in content, game mechanics and polish.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 36}
{u'username': u'KapiTijn', u'text': u'Go play the bridge instead.\nIf you want to know why, read the other negative reviews, they covered it pretty well.', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2016-01-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198015878546', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 216, u'page': 36}
{u'username': u'vo0do0chile', u'text': u"This is a calm, beautiful and immensely satisfying puzzle game. The best thing about this game is that, in most levels, if you mess up, nothing bad happens, you don't lose any progress, and bob just respawns at the beginning of the level.  The only frustrating things are that some of the later levels have creatures that can end a level and cause you to have to start over and lose your progress, but in most cases, those aren't too hard to avoid once you know they are there.", u'hours': 11.6, u'date': u'2016-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198025335232', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 82, u'page': 36}
{u'username': u'\u2602', u'hours': 12.6, u'products': 227, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2016-12-05', u'text': u"Higurashi is a fantastic horror visual novel. The writing and sound design, as well as separation into several parts, make it a great option for getting into the genre. While the story is also available as a manga or anime, the visual novel version allows for a more gradual, suspense-filled build up than the other two formats allow.\nThe art, even with redrawn sprites, still leaves much to be desired, and the pacing feels off at times. Nonetheless, I found myself in genuine fear and dread during the more successful parts of the first chapter, despite having seen the anime depiction of the same events. The characters are all likeable, and the chapter is short enough that I didn't become uninterested or uncaring, even in the less engaging parts. My biggest complaint is that the exposition features about four instances of the main characters playing board games or other type of game, and these scenes feel far too drawn out.\nNot a perfect game by any means, but at $6, this is a great chance to see if you're interested in the Higurashi series or the genre in general.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Mai', u'text': u"This was the first older visual novel I've played, and one thing struck me immediately while playing it: the pace is much more slow than the modern VNs I've played through.\nI'm a little over 2 hours in and only a few of the spoopy stuff that happens has happened (the most scary so far being Rena's goddamn insane obsession with being cute; I am unsure if this is supposed to be played for laughs or if it's foreshadowing). Dramatical Murder also had a lengthy opening before you dove into the meat of each route of the game, but for dMMd it just seemed to move much more  fast.\nNot that this is a bad thing - it does really well to give off the vibe of a mellow slice of life, something that most people know is gonna turn to\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665soon enough. Drawing out the facade of the setting being a totally happy little country town could potentially make the parts where things go to hell even more jarring and effective.\nIf there's one complaint I have, it's that I wish they used art similiar to what was used in the Vita port. It's super crisp and neat, and I would've loved the PC port to have that super smooth, crisp, modern artstyle.", u'hours': 2.2, u'date': u'2016-12-03', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198069757735', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 7, u'products': 19, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'tuncstic', u'text': u"I have never read any anime novels, or played a game of this genre befoe. It's unilkely I'll ever do so again. I don't know why anyone considers this a gameat all - there is absolutely nothing to do but press the button to see the next sentence. The story and characters are mildly interesting, but the pace is so slow that I gave up.", u'hours': 4.6, u'date': u'2016-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 75, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Phantom', u'text': u'Good fun idk', u'hours': 15.3, u'date': u'2017-11-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198256511913', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 53, u'page': 37}
{u'username': u'eliotsdad2008', u'text': u'how do i open it!!!!!!', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-11-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198343522889', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 1, u'page': 37}
{u'username': u'KazakhistanAimware.net', u'text': u'Another Gay Product Made By Valve..', u'hours': 0.5, u'date': u'2017-11-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 14, u'page': 37}
{u'username': u'CSGO500  hellcase.com', u'hours': 65.5, u'products': 125, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-10-22', u'text': u'Amazing game and amazing concept, really worth the play!\nHowever, can become boring after awhile and repetitive.\n8.5/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'kittens11021', u'hours': 89.0, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-10-22', u'text': u'fun to play', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'Straighty', u'hours': 1.5, u'products': 25, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2017-10-19', u'text': u"Get's boring after a while, do not recommend", u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'1/16 of a christmas tree', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 55, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2015-11-06', u'text': u'i love this game. its a nice resort after you`ve been raging', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'MrKitsune', u'text': u"It's a pond simulator: you spawn fish, clams, otters, and other pond wildlife. You let them swim around until they die off; then you hatch more from the breeding grounds. I think it works well enough.", u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2015-11-05', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198152361836', u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 108, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'tom_thumb1', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 15, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-11-04', u'text': u'Waste of time!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Desperate Destructor', u'hours': 9.9, u'products': 556, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2015-06-16', u'text': u'Very nice Game overall.\nAlso there are still People playing the Multiplayer.\nJust the Dlc isnt worth it in my Opinion(though a Guy called Varkas is always picked and im not sure whether he was in there without DLC)', u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'DarkNetFan', u'hours': 4.0, u'products': 470, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2015-06-15', u'text': u"If you enjoy this kind of battle system the game is ok. There's not much else that you could enjoy. The story is ok too, but nothing fantastic,  and the interface out of battle is just utterly cheap (doesn't even show where you have to click to get to the next area).  I enjoyed battling, but go bored of it after a short wile. For the cheap price it was worth it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'The Living Noise', u'text': u'Loading screens!\nInfallible AI!\nDrawn out attack animations!\nMore loading screens!\nNo "restart battle" option!\nUninteresting dialogue!\nClunky UI!\nMORE LOADING SCREENS!', u'hours': 4.5, u'date': u'2015-06-14', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 204, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'DeadWalking', u'text': u"Quite interesting game. It's a well-designed board game, has well-balanced mechanisms.\nYou will need experience and strategy to beat your opponents, not just luck.", u'hours': 35.6, u'date': u'2017-02-20', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198003227119', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 180, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'lemursinorbit', u'text': u'Great Game amazingly fun if somewhat complicated. once you get the hang of it the complexity adds enormously to the level of fun.', u'hours': 50.8, u'date': u'2017-02-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198048233254', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 169, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Noble_Cat_Slave', u'text': u"3 Question\n1) Is the game fun to play?\nYes but if only you can get through nearly 1 hour of confusion when you started. After that, you have still a lot to learn. How to plan and adopt the situation. It is just hard to know what you are doing.\n2) Should you play alone?\nHmmm, no, that is a bad idea. I played like 4 hours of my games in single player when I started. I was crushed by the bot and feel like\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 Playing with friends is the way to go. That said the single play isn't that bad IF you ain't a noob.\n3) Should you play where the internet is\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\nHEEEEELLLL no, Somehow even in single player, you still need internet connection to play. Don't even mention playing with other players.", u'hours': 24.5, u'date': u'2017-02-15', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198097242228', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 24, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'LazyMF', u'hours': 2.7, u'products': 28, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u"Bought the game today, wanted to refund it after playing for 1hr, did not refund it because it is a great game afterall.\nLets see why I wanted to refund it:\nSkill gap is huge and there are only a few players. Therefore, better players stays in the same team and keep killing new players. As a new player, the game doesn't seem fun to me at the moment.\nSo, please add vs AI mode for practice (and to kill time while waiting for real match). I know that LB is a player vs player game, so maybe the vs AI mode is fre for player who are under lv5, and they need to pay ingame currency to play vs AI mode afterwards.\nToo much criticism on player base, potential players are not willing to buy the game. I bought the game because it was 50% off and I heard about the game months before. But after searching it on youtube, the reviews gave me a feeling that the game won't survive for a long time. Then, the idea of refunding the game popped up in my mind.....\nLB has great game mechanism, but you really need more players...", u'early_access': False, u'page': 36}
{u'username': u'Roguecj', u'text': u"What's wrong, sjw re-res dont buy video games? LOL\nI played the beta and it was meh, wouldn't even play if it was free.", u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198020786350', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 77, u'page': 36}
{u'username': u'Admiral', u'text': u'rip', u'hours': 56.7, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198023091768', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 51, u'page': 36}
{u'username': u'Tobias_03 skinsjar.com', u'hours': 14.8, u'products': 48, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'veri nice', u'early_access': False, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'Raydark97', u'text': u'awsome games', u'hours': 26.4, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 7, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 6, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'\xcfDF \u30c4', u'text': u'Trash game, full of hackers', u'hours': 26.2, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'user_id': u'76561198203726872', u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 247, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'kayakasch', u'hours': 1.1, u'products': 67, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2015-06-28', u'text': u"I'm one of those people who remember the effort put in spending hours and days in an endless effort to complete this game. This paid of and I still keep that final image of the end scene in my memories as a dear memory and a sing of determination. Today however I felt immensely disappointed by the Anniversary Edition. The controls in modern days are plain ridiculous, where single action button will have a variety of functions depending on the situation, movement and map placement while at the same time being nowhere near being intuitive. It's a shame this have not been redesigned as this will be the main and often the only reason you will fail at majority of situations.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'NeoGeoMVS', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 419, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2015-06-25', u'text': u'amazing classic game. i wish it had the soundtrack from the 3do version but you still cant go wrong here.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'Nucular', u'hours': 3.1, u'products': 1171, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2015-06-22', u'text': u'Another World is a classic with fantastic visuals, great sound, and an amazing story told without a single line of dialogue. Prepare to solve puzzles, run and jump out of danger, and shoot aliens with laser guns, all with a constant feeling of gloom, danger, and wonder. Gone are the days of entering codes to continue, and the remake features convenient checkpoints. My only complaints are the two puzzles toward the end of the game, which can be very hard to figure out if you are good at the action aspect of the game. Rule of thumb here is that if the game refuses to save your progress, you have missed something important that is required to proceed later on. Otherwise, this game is out of this world, and should be played by everyone.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'Uncle DWEET', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 364, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2014-10-15', u'text': u'Pretty good physics, AMAZING SOUND TRACK. you can blow through the levels in a few days, but itll take you months to get 3 flags on each level.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'PopTart', u'text': u'Buying this game is  the awesome solution.', u'hours': 4.7, u'date': u'2014-10-14', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 1, u'products': 240, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'ingves', u'hours': 1.0, u'products': 1963, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2014-10-07', u'text': u'Does what is says.\n10/10', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'NEIMIX\u2122', u'text': u'\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u044f \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 \u043f\u043e\u043c\u043e\u0439\u043a\u0430 \u0441\u043e\u0437\u0434\u0430\u0442\u0435\u043b\u044c \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 \u043e\u0431\u043a\u043e\u043d\u0447\u0435\u043d\u043e\u0435 \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u043b\u043e -\u043c\u043e\u0440\u0430\u043b\u044c \u043e\u0442 \u043a\u0430\u0442\u043e\u043a \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u0435\u0446 \u043d\u0435 \u043a\u0430\u0447\u0430\u0439\u0442\u0435 \u043f\u043e\u0436\u0430\u043b\u0435\u0439\u0442\u0435 \u043f\u0441\u0438\u0445\u0438\u043a\u0443!', u'hours': 70.4, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198278308258', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 33, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'FUIN !', u'hours': 605.3, u'products': 14, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'text': u"The game is very nice but , firstly the players  , the players in this game are a rock  not moving so passive you have to be a rock to win this game just waiting for the enemy to attack and thats annoying , and the doge bugs when you doge something but you still get hit  or when you don't doge something like a bomb or a throw and the explosing sound can be heard but player does not get hurt . Also if you are gold for example you can fight a diamond in ranked and its very annoying", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'StarZod', u'text': u'To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Brawlhalla. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer\u2019s head. There\u2019s also Koji\u2019s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they\u2019re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Brawlhalla truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn\u2019t appreciate, for instance, the humour in The Title Screen Guy\u2019s existential catchphrase \u201cWelcome to Brawlhalla\u201d which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev\u2019s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I\u2019m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon\u2019s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.\nAnd yes, by the way, i DO have a Brawlhalla tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It\u2019s for the ladies\u2019 eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they\u2019re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid', u'hours': 2.0, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198089579129', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 254, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Rose Fox', u'hours': 9.6, u'products': 205, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2016-08-15', u'text': u'3 hours in and I had to stop because it\'s 6:30am.\nI\'ll try to be brief then with my feelings on this game so far.\n~ I wasn\'t entirely sure at the outset but this game\'s charm becomes clear very quickly and very strongly. Character designs are novel and have a really unique kind of feel to them stylistically.\n~ The writing is fantastically well done and really compelling, I\'m going to try and do every quest in this early build just because this game, unlike many others, makes me want to do the little side quests - in particular the rose collecting quest, which I have 8/9 of currently (can\'t find the one near Rolo\'s smithy), and the story told from this quest is not only really neatly woven into what seems to be a main story thread, but it is also charming, endearing, and saddening all at once.\n~ The animation is very nice, it feels like there\'s a lot of Inverse Kinematics going on with things like climbing and the way Tilo interacts with small ledges and stairs (to a point). Moreover Tilo\'s movement feels fantastic, and looks really well considered as well as being absolutely adorable as well. There are naturally hiccups, but I\'m impressed so far with him and the rats as well, with how they move so... Stalking and menacing, I really did feel their steely gazes and imposing frames at every turn.\n~ Graphical fidelity has never been something I\'ve valued above all else, and I\'m used to sacrificing that for a consistent, smoother experience. I am however totally in love with the detail in the environments, the quality of textures on pretty much everything I\'ve seen from Tilo\'s fur to the grains of barrels and such, it all looks really good and I can\'t wait to see a whole world come to life in this depth and style as the game develops further.\n~ Technically speaking... I need a better machine to truly appreciate what this game can do. Certainly optimization and engine management comes into it but it performs very nicely for me at this point - though the AI in certain places can bug out significantly. Definitely heed the words, "Save early, save often." That having been said my opinions echo those of Jim Sterling here: if this is the worst the game can show me, I really am not going to complain about the AI occasionally (only happened once in 3 hours of play) wigging out.\n~ I nearly lost it when I read "Curled Tails" - I forget the actual book name but it\'s close at least. Being that I\'ve done a lot of writing in my time, I thought that was a particularly poignant and smart jab at erotic (and especially erotic furry) fiction. Yes, a LOT of such stories are exactly like that.\nSo much for keeping it short... but those are my thoughts so far. I love this game, and can\'t wait to see more.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Mercurialist', u'hours': 15.0, u'products': 419, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-08-15', u'text': u"Since this is still an alpha, I am unsure where to post feedback. Early access review/feedback\nBugs\nWhen you knock out a guard with a bottle and come in contact with them, will cause an alert status that doesn't go away.\nUnsure if this is the same bug for the Rat Guard at the north gate after triggering the alarm.\nOften reloading saves will give you an excessive amounts of usuable items (12 sticks and 9 bottles). Saving and reloading will also refill them.\nThe slanted roof above Rolo will somes cause a weird slide state for Tilo when you land on it. Unsure if bug but I can stand on there fine at other times.\nCredits immediately freeze the game into a state where you have to manually end the process. Game also doesn't like being alt tabbed from full screen, but will have major performance issues when in windowed mode. Also seems to have fps stutter when locked to 30fps.\nGame critique:\nGorgeous stealth orientated adventure, full of interesting tidbits to read and interesting writing and characters.\nNegative: More fetch quests than you can throw a bone at. Will often lead you back previous areas in a roundabout and tedious fashion.", u'early_access': True, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Jolu42', u'hours': 2.5, u'products': 87, u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 2, u'date': u'2016-08-15', u'text': u"I'll be honest. I first pirated this game to check it out and was so impressed I immediately went for the purchase. This game is absolutely amazing if you like Zelda-style games. The graphics and animation have an attention to detail that you will rarely see. There has been a few updates already and the gameplay and controls have improved even more. The game is very solid in its state that you will forget it's an early access title. Watch some gameplay videos and if you are on the fence, go for it! I \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665in love this game!", u'early_access': True, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'a little day', u'hours': 14.4, u'products': 17, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u"Before I bought this game, I thought to play it to kill time but I wrong. It's a good game and I love it. They had many way to kill or not to get high score. You can play this game with your style.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'SkaJump', u'hours': 27.2, u'products': 686, u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'text': u'Simply Awesome.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Techtu', u'text': u"So far one of the best ninja action/adventure game i played. It's fun, atractive, using your mind during whole game. Graphically smooth and very pretty.\nBuy it without any hesitation, if u like this kind of game.", u'hours': 23.6, u'date': u'2017-11-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197960424356', u'product_id': u'214560', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 84, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'johnleerinehart16', u'text': u'im glade steam has all three of the games', u'hours': 26.2, u'date': u'2016-07-06', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198029737154', u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 3, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'Tilly Losch', u'hours': 29.1, u'products': 69, u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2016-06-29', u'text': u'Also known as: XCOM: Prepare to Die\u2122 Edition\nOh and get OpenTFTD if you can.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'biostudent', u'text': u"The sequel to X-com UFO defense felt a lot like a re-skinning of the orirginal. Was this a bad thing? Not really. The first one was so good they didn't really bother to fix something that wasn't broken. Add in a modified story and appropriate changes (basically swicth the empahsis to underwater/aquatic theme) and create larger alien bases. Pretty cool. The one gripe is that sometimes the last weak alien will play hide and seek in their base, dragging out an otherwise finished mission.", u'hours': 195.5, u'date': u'2016-06-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561197977670949', u'product_id': u'7650', u'page_order': 2, u'products': 353, u'page': 7}
{u'username': u'\uff30\uff21\uff24\u9577', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 100, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'text': u'my favorite touhos are bad apple and un owen was her!!! xDD', u'early_access': False, u'page': 37}
{u'username': u'zephyredx', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 7, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'text': u"(More like 50+ hours on record, an 500+ hours on record for all Touhou games)\nBeen playing Touhou 16 since its Japanese release. A fresh new Touhou game with charismatic characters, mesmerizing music, and glorious gameplay. Art is exactly what you would expect from ZUN-sama. The added mechanic in Hidden Star in Four Seasons is the Release abililty, where after collecting enough season fragments, you can unleash them in the form of a small barrier - this barrier is useful because it clears bullets and converts them to point value, and you want point value because it helps you attain extra lives.\nThat being said, do not make the mistake of treating releases like bombs. Releases may be more common, but beware that unlike bombs they only last briefly (duration scales with amount of season fragments collected), and cannot be activated after death. The old adage of using all your bombs before you die is still monumental.\nFavorite main character: Reimu\nFavorite ability: Fall (Aya)\nFavorite boss: Mai & Satono\nFavorite theme: Swim in a Cherry Blossom-Covered Sea\nIt's often taught in chemistry class that water is the universal solvent. That may be true of physical matter, but Touhou is the universal solvent of the Internet.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 37}
{u'username': u'Sandvich', u'text': u'Touhou is a modern classic, a game well revered by both eastern and western fans alike. As one of the most popular danmaku-style games in history, dating back to 1997 with the release of Highly Responsive to Prayers, the series has flourished and allowed the blossoming of many amazing artists, musicians, and game developers alike. Releasing on the Steam platform is a breath of fresh air for the franchise, and I hope to see more releases from ZUN in the coming months.', u'hours': 121.8, u'date': u'2017-11-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'745880', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 62, u'page': 37}
{u'username': u'Strider1979', u'hours': 5.5, u'products': 120, u'product_id': u'217120', u'page_order': 0, u'date': u'2017-12-27', u'text': u'I bought this because im a massive shoot em up fan and i loved the geometry wars series. If you liked those games as well then this is a no brainer. Like Waves 1 the main game plays the same but there is a lot more content and depth to this version. The developer is also active in the forums and has responded to some of my feedback. This game definitely deserves more people playing it.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Awesome Weegee\U0001f44c', u'hours': 0.9, u'products': 1163, u'product_id': u'217120', u'page_order': 1, u'date': u'2017-12-01', u'text': u'Alot of potential, Better than the first, only by a little though. If they keep the updates coming this will leave Waves1 far behind it.\nAlot of new features yet gameplay is only slightly affected because alot of Alpha restraints are holding this game back.', u'early_access': True, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'CorvusCorax', u'text': u'The\nand\ntitles are OK but this one has a lot of issues. As a grown-up person I found it challenging to match the necessary colours to the one in the small picture in the upper-right corner. Often these are not similar; in certain instances you see a coloured body part, yet, the game wants you to leave that particular area completely white.\nIt\'s a good idea and great for little children if corrections are made. Also, Food and Beverage has a pointer in the form of a paintbrush. I wish this was the case here instead of having a huge bucket of paint. It is difficult to apply a colour if the area is too small - you do not know which part of the bucket should "touch the canvas".\nIf there was an option to turn off music and pick a different mouse pointer (again, we are talking about kids so it isn\'t difficult to come up with some ideas) as well as somebody matched (checked) all drawings with their small counterpart I would give this one a thumbs-up. This way, however, I recommend that you avoid this and purchase something else for your children.', u'hours': 0.7, u'date': u'2017-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'721430', u'page_order': 0, u'products': 662, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Brano + Somebod toucha ma spaget', u'text': u'Nice game for coloring 30 different animals :)\nTo get the achievements, you have to match the colors of the picture.\nMany of the drawings are very cute :3\nMust have for kids to paint with the palette of colors :)', u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-12-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'721430', u'page_order': 1, u'compensation': u'Product received for free', u'products': 3240, u'page': 1}
{u'username': u'Soda Spider', u'hours': 3.9, u'products': 399, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2014-08-31', u'text': u"Like it so far, but I think i've turned casaul. Is it normally this hard?", u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Malalaw', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 136, u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2014-08-29', u'text': u'Very old school, very fun. Hits you right in the nostalgia.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'Zulgot', u'text': u'This game is AWESOME !! This is really nice hard-core rpg (Diablo-like). Probably the best part of this game is storytelling and music. Dialogues are perfectly made with a lot of non-linear parts. This game has probably the biggest amount of dialogues I have ever seen. There are also tons of side quests. Main story is very interesting with some nice twists to it.\nDefinitely buy this game!!', u'hours': 7.2, u'date': u'2014-08-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198097093129', u'product_id': u'241620', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 135, u'page': 18}
{u'username': u'\u272a Lewis Graham', u'text': u"No issues with crashing or lagging or any of that. Just not a good game.\nI am surprised I managed to get through the entire thing, it's so incredibly boring and predictable, and being a FF game that should tell you a lot...\nBy far the worst FF I've played, FFX being a close second.", u'hours': 26.8, u'date': u'2017-04-18', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198041181149', u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 155, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Gigante', u'hours': 47.3, u'products': 28, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-04-15', u'text': u"okay, i've seen enough negative review which i don't really know why that happened to them..\nThe game works perfectly fine with me on windows 8.1 pro, i5-7600k, gtx1060, with no lag, no crash or whatsoever..\nwell if u're playing ff-xiii i think u have to finish all the sequel, so give it a try..", u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'Shibby', u'hours': 27.1, u'products': 276, u'product_id': u'292140', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-04-15', u'text': u"Posting this mainly so it'll help others. I bought this game a few years back and have never been able to play it until now. It was a mess on windows 8/10. After installing the new Windows 10 Creators update the game now runs perfectly in fullscreen with working audio! Only thing I had to do was disable steam cloud to stop the crashes. Now playing in a crash free 1080p @ 60fps constant! (i7 6700k - GTX 1060)\nIt's a fantastic addition to the Final Fantasy 13 series vastly improving on the first game in almost every way. Loving the battle system and the open world! My advice to those who are saying it's a horrible port which it was, is to update to the latest version of windows 10 and try it again. You won't regret it!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 20}
{u'username': u'jayomayo', u'text': u'wow great game all i have to say *claps for the next 14 hours*', u'hours': 2.5, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198446330303', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 2, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u"KING BOX'S ELO", u'text': u'sadly like memes this game was made and and then died', u'hours': 2.4, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198118856189', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 113, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'UnwantedMold', u'text': u'This game is probably the worst buy i have made, you can just hold the baby untill mommy comes home, thus  making it broken af. do not buy this game even if it was $1, it is that bad.', u'hours': 1.0, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198304114042', u'product_id': u'427730', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 137, u'page': 26}
{u'username': u'dspencer', u'text': u"On my macbook pro, the game starts up with right-edge  screen content extending off the screen, so, for example enemy hitpoints canot be seen in combat. Changing the resolution casues repeated crashes. Booting into windows, the game runs super slowly and and the combat button timing seems off, so I can't get out of the tutorial.\nPlease patch.", u'hours': 13.6, u'date': u'2014-10-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198025382232', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 177, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'LadyPlays', u'hours': 8.4, u'products': 90, u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2014-10-09', u'text': u"I've been playing for around 30 mins so far and I can honestly say it's.. meh. The story is ok I guess, But it doesn't seem original.\n- The battle system is a single style timed attack, unlike CQ1 there was different styles depending on the costume.\n- The creepy treat cards are disposable in battle items and not buffs.\nOverall I'm not too impressed so far. I'm playing it only because I bought it. I really enjoyed the first Costume Quest and I feel this is a let down. If you want to see gameplay and know the story, just watch lets plays. It's saving you disappointment and if you want it after that, then buy it.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'McCrank', u'text': u'Just as good as the first. Manages to recreate the feeling of being a kid again on Halloween. Suprisingly witty references to pop-culture throughout.', u'hours': 14.1, u'date': u'2014-10-09', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197970399082', u'product_id': u'275180', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 163, u'page': 33}
{u'username': u'"AWE" Awesome R0m', u'hours': 3.4, u'products': 588, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2016-06-21', u'text': u'Polandball: Can into Space! - A game about space ship \xabMade in Poland\xbb. We encounter all the difficulties that may be on the way to the conquest of space. Collect a variety of buns and dodge the other countries ships. Thank collected buns improve the ship, which enables longer fly.\nThe game has a simple and intuitive interface, schedule the appropriate level, a suitable musical accompaniment, cards and achievements. However, there are also disadvantages. These include the lack of language support for Russian language and loss of interest in the game, after the maximum upgrade of the ship.\nThe game is not for everybody, but given the small cost, it is quite possible to take a collection at a discount.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Mr.Rom', u'text': u'I dreamed as a child to become astronauts and conquer deep space ? Here and Poland, together with the developer of the game dreamed about it. The game shows us the hard and thorny way to overcome barriers to their cherished dream . Since his flight on a ship built of lumber , we make our way further and further up, on the way when faced with competitors ( other countries ) , or allies , gradually improving his ship , and consequently the time and distance of the flight .\nGames schedule , made in CountryBall style , the game world is well drawn , realistic -developed countries and good -researched ship upgrade. The game has a share of humor , but it will not be clear to all . I am glad availability of advances and cards . Overall - a good game to kill time .', u'hours': 3.4, u'date': u'2016-06-21', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 1749, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'Looney [Less than three]', u'hours': 1.8, u'products': 1192, u'product_id': u'441050', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2016-06-20', u'text': u"Hah, game is cool. If you like countryballs comics, you'll like the game.\nDevelopers considered sizes of countries, global opinions about many countries and other aspects.\nLooking at country ball of any country you can get an idea about politics of this country on Poland.\n(I can't discuss politics, because I'm not so good at it and I do not observe it, but some countries are shown stronger than others, some countries try to beat Poland...)\nAlso developers show us traditions of countries and what these countries are famous for (Germany is shown with beer and so on).\nAs for me, game is really cool and funny.\nYour first spaceship is made from trash. You're collecting coins and upgrading your spaceship to get to the space.\nGame is nice time killer.\nSo, let make little conclusion:\nPros:\n\u25ba game is based on comics that most people like\n\u25ba no bugs found by me\n\u25ba many upgrades\n\u25ba low price\n\u25ba achievements and trading cards\n\u25ba nice movie at the end\nCons:\n\u25ba music is like 16-bit, it doesn\u2019t fit\n\u25ba maybe some people will disagree about some countries\nI'll put 8/10, not bad =)", u'early_access': False, u'page': 23}
{u'username': u'BigBro', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 114, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-07-14', u'text': u'Shame... only if the devs wernt lazy this game could of been a game which i could of sunk hours into but the muliplayer is dead because it just gets repetivite, butifull graphics and good combat but just no content.\nits just something i will play when im bord.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'-[c-unit]- dark-crow', u'text': u'You think this game cant be that bad like all the reviews told you? It is! Not even worth the 1\u20ac I paid in a Humblebundle to take a look at this game.', u'hours': 0.4, u'date': u'2017-07-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197975895891', u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 2425, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'[DGR] Gikiller csgo500.com', u'hours': 3.8, u'products': 132, u'product_id': u'390340', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-07-14', u'text': u'The game is dead.\nThe single player is not even fun.\nDont even bother.\nand yes believe in the reviews\nDONT BUY IT TO SEE IF THE REVIEWS ARE RIGHT OR NOT\nCUZ THEY ARE ALL RIGHT THE GAME IS CRAP\nJUST GO GET AN ICE CREAM OR SOME CHIPS INSTEAD', u'early_access': False, u'page': 32}
{u'username': u'\u2071\u1d57\u02e2\u1d48\u1d43\u1d57\u1d47\u1d52\u2071', u'hours': 0.7, u'products': 9, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 6, u'date': u'2017-06-04', u'text': u'It really motivates you to think about life and its journey. I had a great time playing this game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'the SOUTH WILL rise AGAIN', u'hours': 0.6, u'products': 19, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2017-06-03', u'text': u"Good, but laggy. I don't like it, because there's barely any actiuon. All you do I walk around finding something, or stuggle to.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'huskerfowler2002', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 50, u'product_id': u'310370', u'page_order': 8, u'date': u'2017-05-30', u'text': u'e', u'early_access': False, u'page': 17}
{u'username': u'Dommys', u'products': 551, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 7, u'date': u'2011-10-12', u'text': u'"you will be offered the opportunity to purchase" Suck my\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'New Year Titties', u'date': u'2011-10-12', u'user_id': u'76561197983609959', u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 8, u'products': 1353, u'text': u'i fell asleep watching the promo vid...........................................................................', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'biscuit', u'products': 83, u'product_id': u'108210', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2011-10-12', u'text': u'what have i done', u'early_access': False, u'page': 16}
{u'username': u'ScepticTank', u'text': u'Decent but short turn-based rpg. I rate this 7,5 /10.', u'hours': 8.5, u'date': u'2015-06-04', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197960694830', u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 108, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'- Giedrius', u'text': u':)', u'hours': 4.6, u'date': u'2015-06-03', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 1, u'user_id': u'76561198126994257', u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 54, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'[VSF] Migel the sloth', u'hours': 4.2, u'products': 175, u'product_id': u'296050', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2015-05-30', u'text': u'4 hours of fun\nIt would have to offer a lot more, but the concept got too boring. I would not have paid for it, but if you can get it under 50 cents you can have a little fun.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Kaname', u'text': u'Great game Ignore low hour count\nI played this game back when it was only on Windows live crap..\nI never beaten this game thought got stuck at one area and gave up..\nBut overall worth purchase if you like batman\n7 out 10.', u'hours': 7.5, u'date': u'2017-10-23', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198063269581', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 394, u'page': 37}
{u'username': u'DeV', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 1333, u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-10-23', u'text': u"If you hate superheroes and all the related BS (and Mr. Batman in particular) you owe it to yourself to... try this. Most likely, you won't be disappointed. This is the best entry out of all 4 Arkham games (Asylum, City, Origins, Knight).\nThis game is freaking\nfrom top to bottom. Superb deeply atmospheric adventure.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 37}
{u'username': u'Optimus1200', u'text': u'The best Batman video game series ever created. The story is gripping. The characters are intriguing. The graphics hold up well against games today. The combat was the first of its kind and unlike any other fighting game during the time. The music may not be the best of the series, but it fits well. No other video game makes you feel more like Batman than the Batman: Arkham series. And it all began here.', u'hours': 18.7, u'date': u'2017-10-22', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198129319752', u'product_id': u'35140', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 43, u'page': 37}
{u'username': u'Wirdjos', u'hours': 5.2, u'products': 106, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2015-12-31', u'text': u"A surrealist puzzler with a great set up that crosses the line between weird and trying too hard with some regularity. It is also extremely short and mechanically simple, so you shouldn't expect a whole lot out of it. The Nightmare levels that are unlocked after beating the main game are copies of the original levels but add a new mechanic that forces the player to take paths and risks that might not have been considered otherwise, making what could have been a simple change in difficulty into something worth playing immediately after beating the game. All in all it's a simple, relatively easy puzzle game with an interesting aesthetic. It does what it tries to do well, even if that's nothing new or special. It's worth what little time it takes to play, as long as you can justify spending money for something that isn't going to last much longer than 2 to 4 hours.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 36}
{u'username': u'Baphomet', u'hours': 1.3, u'products': 452, u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2015-12-27', u'text': u'Back to Bed is a short, artsy puzzle game where you play a strange dream creature that moves apples and fish around levels that M.C. Esher would feel right at home in, all with the purpose of guiding a helpless narcoleptic to his bedroom. The levels aren\u2019t particularly challenging, even in nightmare mode where you need to collect keys to unlock the bedroom door. Since this game goes for about $2 (or less on sales) I\u2019m willing to give it a free pass just because of the trippy art style and voiceovers. Just don\u2019t expect something that will last you more than an hour or two.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 36}
{u'username': u'joaoarena', u'text': u'I love the artwork of this game. The puzzles are easy, but even so, you can relax interacting with the great dreamlike atmosphere.', u'hours': 3.3, u'date': u'2015-12-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198022635906', u'product_id': u'308040', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 4392, u'page': 36}
{u'username': u'Akire', u'text': u'Fell head over heels for this story after watching the anime years ago.\nNow that the visual novels are being translated and released on Steam, I\'m savouring each chapter - this scenic village, my deceptively kawaii groups of friends, Mr. Delicious, those ambient cicadas, the pitter-patter of invisible footsteps . . . . oishii.  Even if you\'ve watched the series, there\'s still more to learn.  So far, I\'ve gotten answers to a few questions that were nagging at me from the anime; like\n.\nIf you\'ve never experienced Higurashi, you\'ll be surprised to say the least.  But mostly you\'ll be perplexed and craving "the why" of it all as you stumble through the carnage.  Highly recommended if psychological horror is your thing and you don\'t mind visual novels.', u'hours': 9.8, u'date': u'2016-11-28', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198025829255', u'product_id': u'310360', u'page_order': 9, u'products': 118, u'page': 14}
{u'username': u'Duck', u'text': u'poot\ntis\npoot\ntis\npoot\ntis', u'hours': 30.8, u'date': u'2017-11-09', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 3, u'user_id': u'76561198377234038', u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 93, u'page': 37}
{u'username': u'Harix', u'hours': 0.5, u'products': 224, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-08', u'text': u'Very best!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 37}
{u'username': u'IGetGamer', u'hours': 4.1, u'products': 72, u'product_id': u'1840', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-11-07', u'text': u'best', u'early_access': False, u'page': 37}
{u'username': u'The MANIAC', u'text': u'Awesome game, everyone should play it.', u'hours': 1.2, u'date': u'2017-10-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198165877698', u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 17, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'[GER] Hihi2234 | GOTT', u'hours': 35.3, u'products': 140, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-10-04', u'text': u'good game.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'I LIVE IN A PINEAPPLE', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 36, u'product_id': u'385770', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2017-09-30', u'text': u'is a kewl game', u'early_access': False, u'page': 10}
{u'username': u'\u2623[GNSO]HK\u2623', u'hours': 0.1, u'products': 462, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2015-11-04', u'text': u'Pointless', u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Swataverse', u'hours': 1.7, u'products': 41, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2015-11-03', u'text': u"It's realy good for relaxing.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'Greed', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 479, u'product_id': u'341720', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2015-11-01', u'text': u"It's a very relaxing game with a tranquil soundtrack.\n10/10", u'early_access': False, u'page': 19}
{u'username': u'booksrus1', u'text': u'Great!!!!!', u'hours': 15.0, u'date': u'2015-06-14', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198147160560', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 7, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Ania \u2764', u'hours': 5.4, u'products': 234, u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2015-06-12', u'text': u'', u'early_access': False, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'B[A]ro Baro no Mi', u'text': u'10/10 very good game, must buy', u'hours': 35.5, u'date': u'2015-06-12', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198073016392', u'product_id': u'61700', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 97, u'page': 25}
{u'username': u'Rebomonkey', u'hours': 13.0, u'products': 370, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-02-13', u'text': u'Gremlins, Inc. is a beautifully constructed and amazingly well thought out computer board game about microscopic capitalist Gremlins who thrive on corruption, votes, and general scum-baggery in order to completely screw over everyone else.\nUsing cards for movement as well as for special actions and points towards the four main resources (Money, Votes, Malice, and Prestige) feels a lot better and a lot less unpredictable than rolling dice for movement.  Cards that are more useful also usually have the higher movement points.  Some cards also have a variety of other rules attached to them, need to be payed for in main resources ahead of time before being used, have certain rules about them if you use them for movement instead, and can cause you as well as everyone around you great harm.\nOne of the biggest learning curves in this game is learning how to navigate the town both smartly and efficiently, mitigating RNG in effective ways as well as getting things you want to get over with before somebody else screws you over.  Or maybe you want to screw someone else over instead and you just need to survive one more misfortune before you can get into that building you spent half of the game trying to get to.  Maybe you are trying to play quietly and sneak in a lot of score at once when nobody expects it, silently collecting money and votes for yourself.  You might even try becoming a Don in prison and send misfortune to others in the safety of your life behind bars, making everyone\'s lives and wallets a living Hell.\nOne of the greatest parts of this game is that you are never truly "out of the game" here.  You might be less significant if you get completely screwed over, but there is no perminant failiure.  The game always gives you ways out of any situation and always has opportunities around every corner.  You don\'t like your hand?  Go to the Inferno and talk to Satan about getting your life re-organized.  You need a boat load of victory points deposited?  Head over to the Astral Plane with that huge Prestige card you have, just make sure you can cover the costs...  Do you need money?  Maybe you want to head over to the Casino for a wee gamble, go fishing around in the Treasure for boats of money, go scrounging around in the filthy Dump, or even work an honest days work at the Plant, a truly awful and sickening past time in the world of Gremlins, Inc.\nI really have only scratched the surface here with this review.  The sheer depth and forward thinking needed to be successful in this game is crazy!  Your immediate future might be covered, but perhaps you want to have a scheme or a back-up plan for when things go bad.  The sound design is great, the theme is spectacular, most every card (unconfirmed by me specifically) has amazing names and descriptions with that Gremlins, Inc. edge to them.  The art is a gorgeous steam-punk dystopia theme.  I don\'t think you can really get much better board game wise for $14.99.  It\'s simply a blast to play, and if you have friends, this game is a must play.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Kalapton', u'hours': 532.4, u'products': 89, u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-02-04', u'text': u'A must read if your debating about this game\nI remember skipping over this game a few times when browsing in the store, i finally came around to buying it some months back and now i honestly cannot get enough, in my opnion it is a well balaced turn based board game that requires good stratagy thinking along with risk for reward and i think that is what makes this game great.\nI love the fact the developers are always keeping on top of things sorting fixes , introducing new items, new cards, new tournaments and trying their best to create a solid community. ( if your reading this developers then please make an emote ( 1 hurry up , 2  I will get you for that , 3 you cannot catch me  i can think of some good others also but this will be enough for now)  also a good idea would be to make direct chat when there is team play 2v2 3v3 etc for bidding purposes\none thing i have noticed though is 95% of the people online are from Russia i dont know if they have a good advertising campaing out there but i am yet to meet someone from Europe and i play on the Amsterdam Server so its a mystery haha. But nevertheless the russians are a great bunch of people to play with i just wish i could communicate more with them as most dont speak english.\nso all in all i will rate this game 9.5/10 it is a great sit on the sofa and play kinda game , it wont zap you of mental energy like other fast passed games can, its relaxed , it has many different options to play the way you like  and also has customization.\ndownlaod and enjoy', u'early_access': False, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Beelzebub', u'text': u'Welcome to RNG inc., a game in which lady luck saves the day (not really) ...\nAlthough this is one of the reviews from a player with a lot of hours, these are the things that i didn\'t expect that much, but i go them anyways, which are annoying sometimes. Just for people who are buying this for the first time to know:\nthis game might be good for the people who like RNG and rolling the dice, but for me who prefers strategy and tactis to approach to things, i don\'t find enough of it in the game.\nrandom misfortune events (that can be either on person or for everone), random cards in your hand, random dice number for prision turns, gambling spot, risk spot, casino, police spot, the dump, the treasure location and that\'s pretty much more than half of the spots that you will encounter in the game frequently (specially the first one).\nrandom misfortune events can be the one that screws you up alot and can really alternate the winner of the session, because you just don\'t know which one the game has in offer for you, except there is ony one misfortune left in the deck of misforune cards.\nAlthough the arts of the game looks amazing and the mechanics of the game are distinct, too much RNG and the impact that it has on your victory really takes away the tag of "intense strategy board game" for this game.', u'hours': 972.2, u'date': u'2017-01-30', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198253040308', u'product_id': u'369990', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 20, u'page': 22}
{u'username': u'Mr._.Erfan', u'hours': 2.5, u'products': 20, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u"Law Breaker is a good FPS game but it's dead", u'early_access': False, u'page': 36}
{u'username': u'Marcello_109', u'hours': 7.8, u'products': 71, u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'text': u'Fantastic game the only problem is the players online.', u'early_access': False, u'page': 36}
{u'username': u'ERM707', u'text': u"Another promising game that is a total failure due to the dev team or ol' Cliffy B and his ego. Only way to save this is make it F2P. It is truly fun and a good game to play but its dead. No one is playing it. Can't reccomend it off that alone.", u'hours': 0.2, u'date': u'2017-11-25', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198199390362', u'product_id': u'350280', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 26, u'page': 36}
{u'username': u'TTommiZ | Pvpro.com', u'hours': 55.8, u'products': 96, u'product_id': u'271590', u'page_order': 9, u'date': u'2018-01-03', u'text': u'Best game ever!', u'early_access': False, u'page': 29}
{u'username': u'Covenant', u'text': u"This is an excellent example of a great game from a different era. It can be frustrating at times because you will die until you figure out the rhythm to the controls. I played this game on its console version many, many times when it came out. I'm happy with how this remastering came out. Neat art style.", u'hours': 1.6, u'date': u'2015-06-21', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197972717335', u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 504, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'Colin oscar pee', u'text': u'Me: "Most frustrating game of my childhood."\nAlso Me: "I KNOW! Lets buy it and never play it again"', u'hours': 0.6, u'date': u'2015-06-19', u'early_access': False, u'found_funny': 2, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 292, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'BrainMan', u'hours': 0.2, u'products': 106, u'product_id': u'233550', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2015-06-17', u'text': u"Just as I was about to give up finding anything else I really wanted in the store, I stumbled across this little gem.  Another World brings back very fond memories from my Amiga era, and at that price, I knew I had to have it.\nI installed the game, wondering what the <beep> they did to make the install that big, considering it used only a single DD disc back on the Amiga, if I remember correctly.\nThe menus are new (there were none that I can remember in the original), otherwise the game looks, sounds and feels just like I remember it, with one key difference.  The waiting and loading times are quicker, making it quite a bit easier to play.  I remember the game as insanely difficult, and having to wait to restart after you die, was torture.  Since you no longer have to wait that long to restart, it feels overall easier, although the game itself is exactly as the original.\nOf course, since I haven't really played more than a few minutes, I don't know what lies ahead, but from what I have seen, this is basically the same game that blew us away 20 years ago.  And even natively on Linux.  I love it!", u'early_access': False, u'page': 35}
{u'username': u'Hunter X Hunter', u'hours': 0.3, u'products': 5538, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2014-10-04', u'text': u"It's a unique idea and fun to play while it lasts, but it doesn't have replay value and is pretty short to be honest.", u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'narc', u'text': u'So realistic and colorful, it feels just like coloring with crayons.', u'hours': 0.1, u'date': u'2014-09-26', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561197966003311', u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 423, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'2speedbike', u'hours': 0.8, u'products': 325, u'product_id': u'26900', u'page_order': 5, u'date': u'2014-09-23', u'text': u'its like being an autistic 5 year old with crayons\nexcept instead of coloring outseide the lines and having grand autistic designs, you just make a straight line and draw weenies to solve every puzzle', u'early_access': False, u'page': 15}
{u'username': u'Monkey | H4', u'hours': 8.1, u'products': 21, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 3, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'text': u'A fun\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665free game, I love it', u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Inception| Turlento', u'hours': 1122.7, u'products': 2, u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 4, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'text': u"Brawhalla is a 2D platform figher [Smash Clone}\nAt the surface Brawlhall is a great game to play causaly with friends, but the real problem with the game comes in when you  play matchmaking.Personaly i really like this game . I enjoy playing it , but this game also has it's fair share of problems from is unbalance legends to its terrible servers this game can be very frustrating. And the community doesn't help. Brawlhalla has one of the most toxic communitys i've ever seen. I've i gotten death treaths playing this game thats kinda crazy.\nLets talk abou the Ranked ladder or Comp mode. Playing Comp for this game completely drains all fun from it  with the Unbalance Gameplay, Spammers, and the Super Passive Players. What really gets to me the most its the Passive plays people that will run away from you to he entire match just not to get hit..... ITS A \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ING FIGHTING GAME YOUR SUPPOSE TO FIGHT NOT RUN THE ENTIRE MATCH.\nOkay, I have over 1000 hours on this game and the amount of pratice ive put in this game is crazy just to lose to a player that can succeed simply by doing one light attack combo or a singular signature move over and over again, then what's the point of even a making attempt to win.I feel like that Devs should put a cooldown on sigs after you use them 2 or more times, because the fact that people that are unskillful can get the high ranks in the game with devloping any skill  is \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665.. I recommend playing this game but only causaly\nPROS:\n- Cool art style\n- Nice soundtrack and sound effects\n- Free\n- Lots of Legends to choose from with lots of weapon combinations and varied skill amounts/stats\n- Lots of weapons to master, and lots of combos and strings to master too\n- Wide variety of game modes\n- Online Mutliplayer\nCONS:\n- Community is quite toxic\n- Comp drains the fun\n- Some players experience lag often\n- Some players may abuse their signature/heavy attack despite having played enough to learn how to balance use of their light and heavy attacks{ SPAM}", u'early_access': False, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Black Robin Yeet', u'text': u"Yeah pretty good. Hard to get into it becuase of the spam at lower ranks but once you get past that it's enjoyable (especially 2v2). Dash is good but game makes u triggered. play game only if you strong", u'hours': 127.6, u'date': u'2018-01-02', u'early_access': False, u'user_id': u'76561198169024561', u'product_id': u'291550', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 10, u'page': 13}
{u'username': u'Big Boi', u'text': u"This has to be one of the best early access games on steam at the moment i've played through all of what is their now and can say im more then excited for more of the game to be released. Everything about this game is great, the only thing i could complain about it that their are a few bugs here and their, but to my suprise none of them were game breaking just a bit of inconvenience. seriously if you are thinking about buying this DO you will not regret it, the only thing that can happen is the game can get even better! with more content and story. This game has the potential to be one of the best games to ever come out of early access and im glad I bought it.\n.", u'hours': 5.0, u'date': u'2016-08-14', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198098312983', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 3, u'products': 165, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'PEET', u'text': u'Ghost of a Tale is an amazing little indie stealth game with high production values despite mostly being made by one person. It has a great vibe reminiscent of the Redwall book series or the classic film, Secret of Nimh.\nWhile the story is not amazing, the game features some great, quirky characters with amazing dialogue. Artistically, the game is beautiful. The lighting and attention to detail in every space is impressive to say the least. This game has a day and night cycle which changes certain gameplay elements such as finding beetles that make noise at night and affecting visibility. The sound effects are fantstic and the limited music is quite good. The overall presentation helps create an incredibly immersive experience.\nThe stealth gameplay is solid with lots of cupboards, baskets, chests and barrels to hide in. While the enemy AI is pretty basic and is easily fooled, they are still quite scary due to you being a mostly defenseless mouse. Finding keys, changing gear, and doing quests are all well executed with strong story driven context.  Its great to see someone doing something new in the stealth space and I am very happy to say this one is worth the price of admission.   GG!', u'hours': 20.8, u'date': u'2016-08-13', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561197999839135', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 4, u'products': 1836, u'page': 21}
{u'username': u'Strahbir', u'text': u'Summary - at 4hrs in I am already satisfied that the available content will be worth the investment price.  And that content is only 1/3 of what the full game will be.  This is an Early Access game you should seriously consider getting.\nMy full thoughts thus far:\nWow.\nJust wow.\nSo far this appears to be a no-combat stealth game and this is a really great thing.  I am really enjoying some of the mechanics built into the game to make sneaking feel more realistic and challenging, given that you are a mouse. I wont share details because I think this game is something each player should experience for themselves firsthand. But those mechanics make this a rewarding experience.\nAnd then there is the feel of the game.  Between the sounds, visual style, characters and their animations, the tips that tell you more about the world, and so much more, I am already feeling immersed in this game.  The setting is just so....exactly what you would expect if you were a harmless mouse surrounded by big freaky rats who can kill you with one blow.  And there have been so many moments in my short playtime where I have thought as I was playing "I can do that!?  Of course I can do that, I\'m a mouse.  Thats so cool!"\nComplaints about graphical bugs aside, I do hope they change the way NPC text types itself out (I would prefer it shows up instantly), and if they added voices to the NPC\'s it would be even more impressive.  but the chat system is definitely more interesting than the standard "select a dialogue choice" and makes each NPC feel distinct.', u'hours': 4.3, u'date': u'2016-08-13', u'early_access': True, u'user_id': u'76561198158197891', u'product_id': u'417290', u'page_order': 5, u'products': 106, u'page': 21}